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Anonymous 09/25/23 (Mon) 00:28:35 No. 598541 [Reply]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 07:20:17 No.602801

https://youtu.be/Em1qLmbS1CI?t=297

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 12:26:07 No.602851

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Anonymous 01/04/23 (Wed) 18:31:34 No. 581591 [Reply]

BOOM

headshot

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Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 09:16:33 No.600679

never ended up getting that crab meat no one sells it anymore just the fake shit

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 15:57:31 No.600722

so does your parole officer

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 16:16:49 No.600736

updated

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 07:08:33 No.602799

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Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 12:26:00 No.602850

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 16:52:35 No. 598290 [Reply]

my brother just walked into my room and started blowing awhist to eale me up because he thought ir eas funny

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 19:52:45 No.598301

>>598300
sicko

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 23:36:13 No.598315

>>598301
gomenasorry you feel that way

Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 23:58:06 No.598323

i made this thread and i am still tired

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 02:28:36 No.598344

>>598323
when and where

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:53:47 No.602732

need to have sex with konata

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Anonymous 06/20/21 (Sun) 22:47:56 No. 538273 [Reply]

Fuck ota

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Anonymous 08/19/22 (Fri) 09:09:53 No.572534

sometimes imagine holding down and pounding the plump young asshole of a weak sissy otabirl

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 00:07:47 No.598326

cute image dude

Anonymous 09/25/23 (Mon) 15:08:07 No.598662

pasted

Anonymous 09/25/23 (Mon) 20:48:56 No.598680

>>538273
What does the otalass think of this image?

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:49:55 No.602730

good fetish, would rape, rape is good

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Anonymous 09/26/23 (Tue) 17:13:21 No. 598805 [Reply]

Anime was made by the CIA laboratories to present hate stimulus. To desensitize their populations.

American golem feels threatened, because he feels he is being raped by the television.

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:48:10 No.602729

I will rape the television instead of this is what's going to be on my screen.

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Anonymous 09/28/23 (Thu) 20:57:12 No. 599024 [Reply]

Vtubers are the end goal of Anime. The Anime girl is finally real. (∩^o^)⊃━☆

Anonymous 09/28/23 (Thu) 21:12:56 No.599025

vtubers are more similar to reality tv or family guy than anime.

Anonymous 09/28/23 (Thu) 21:39:52 No.599028

vtubers are just the modern day equivelant of ponies theyll be done and forgotten in 10 years outside of a handful of autistic superfans

Anonymous 09/28/23 (Thu) 22:39:24 No.599065

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>>599024
This but unironically.

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 00:51:43 No.599083

>>599025
This but ironically.

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:46:30 No.602728

Not until AI is advanced enough and fully implemented into the 2D/3D virtual avatars. Using real life roasties is just a stop gap that has filtered me every time without fail.

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Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 08:13:01 No. 599452 [Reply]

first impulse?

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Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 13:37:55 No.599483

Going to discover a way for birls to get buttpreggers

Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 15:36:11 No.599501

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>/ota/

Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 17:49:20 No.599548

too muscled i prefer them soft

Anonymous 09/30/23 (Sat) 17:50:27 No.599549

>>599548
That's a common JAV term can you tell me what "neat" is though I don't understand that one

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:42:51 No.602725

sex

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Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu) 11:38:34 No. 602341 [Reply]

why doesn't /ota/ care about Love Live anymore?

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:25:22 No.602722

i care about love live still…!

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Anonymous 10/07/23 (Sat) 23:31:56 No. 600539 [Reply]

ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes.

My favorite Touhou character is Flandre Scarlet and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your friend friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again friends have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at nakama's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

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Anonymous 10/08/23 (Sun) 01:09:39 No.600544

wait a sec nakamas? I've never seen that one before what is it

Anonymous 10/08/23 (Sun) 01:13:11 No.600545

never mind i looked up the pasta and found out

ota is as deep as an ocean

Anonymous 10/08/23 (Sun) 03:41:44 No.600548

>>600543
I find it funny in that 50% of the threads on any given forum for a specific topic are essentially this but completely unironically and with no hint of self awareness.

Here's my retarded interest that's completely off topic and here's a half-hearted link to the actual topic at hand. Now let me attract everyone with the same interest and fester on the front page for 200 posts.

Anonymous 10/08/23 (Sun) 07:01:23 No.600562

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>>600548
prrrp BWAK

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:05:15 No.602718

>>600539
need to cum inside flandre tight pussy

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 22:18:49 No. 581035 [Reply]

Elon Musk loves lolis! ^_^

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 22:32:00 No.581042

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Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 23:05:30 No.581049

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can't wait for a cat girl girlfriend

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 23:08:35 No.581050

>>581040
ロリ is not a banned tag

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 23:31:47 No.581055

>>581050
ching ching nip nong to you too

Anonymous 10/13/23 (Fri) 00:01:38 No.602717

kong on the first page!

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Anonymous 11/02/21 (Tue) 05:23:28 No. 551965 [Reply]

explain women to me

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Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 11:37:05 No.574134

>>574131 Not gonna lie, it's rather pleasant

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 12:05:19 No.574135

Personally, I think that Cummings between large breasts is a lot better than on a pussy.

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 12:18:54 No.574136

ngl fam its lit yfeel me

Anonymous 09/17/22 (Sat) 13:01:00 No.574137

dont know that feeling

Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu) 23:58:05 No.602703

>>551965
>>551969

really cute girls would sex

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Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 00:35:31 No. 600649 [Reply]

Whenever something bad happens to a girl and I almost start to have some misplaced empathy, I remember that every female in the world hates me and despises me and would gleefully prefer me dead over quite possibly anything else.

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Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 03:54:06 No.600665

>>600663
And you call yourself an otaku?

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 05:00:22 No.600667

>>600658
yeah seeing a picture of some dead foid being sat on in the back of a truck by muslim and almost feeling bad is what made me remember that if our paths crossed while she were alive she would do her very best to ignore me and if she couldn't, she would insult, humiliate, and wish I didnt exist.
And if we were in reversed positions she would be laughing at me and cheering with her friends that another ugly boy was wiped off the faced of the earth slightly diminishing the chance that she might have ever have to interact with one instead of with a chad

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 08:22:25 No.600671

>>600664
dont see the resemblence they should have drawn her tail the ribbon is not enough of a clue

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 12:10:49 No.600716

>>600671
It was for everyone else

Anonymous 10/12/23 (Thu) 23:56:24 No.602702

>>600667
I remember seeing video of a hag face down under a bunch of ayrabs in a pickup, and they put up a photo fo the slut from the rave earlier. I've never been so happy in a while

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