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No. 576307 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are cool, please pray for me.

No.576309

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Have you been getting a lot of vitamin C, taking a multi-vitamin, and eating raw garlic?

No.576310

good luck in the reeducation camps nazimin



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No. 576287 [Reply]

Eating watermelon


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No. 576271 [Reply]

hey
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No.576276

>>576273
ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS, GO BACK TO /qa/!!!

No.576277

>>576276
I don't go on any sites that have a /qa/ board. But even if I did, I am asking a question to somebody who is here, not elsewhere. Once I have an answer, I won't need to ask it anymore.

No.576278

>>576277
faq faq faq faq faq faq

No.576285

cracked a blog sandwich

No.576286

cracked my buttcheeks apart



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No. 576134 [Reply]

my male coworkers talk about sex so much they talk about all the past relationships they had and all the girls they had sex with and all the quirks and ideas and stuff about women and differences and whatever and all else soo much and all i can do is just sit there quietly the whole time i can't take it anymore why did horrible terrible worthless sickening garbage life have to happen to me and me alone
not only are you alienated from women but also alienated from men there is literally nothing more alienating and subhuman than being a virgin
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No.576198

I'm norm now but I didn't lose all of the knowledge I amassed I was kind of hoping it'd be like a bluepill moment and the story would end and I could wake up in bed as a happy oblivious sheep.

No.576226

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVcZ-sk7dog

How come this guy can get a gf on a fast food salary

No.576255

>>576226
Charisma and reasonable expectations

No.576256

being 6'4 has nothing to do with getting laid right?

No.576257

>>576255
Don't waste my time
>>576256
Oh



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No. 552556 [Reply]

pooooof. what's up amigos. happy big wednesday. hmmm i had a pizza earlier today and man it was so delicious it was PREDICTABLE.
anyways i'm going to be playing some diablo toda-HEY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? 777777777-hey alright. lord 7 thanks!
anyways look shhhhhh will you guys keep it down???
BUTTHASH JACK MILLER FOX 30 NEWS
hey aris i w-Please stick it in meEPlease stick it in me THANK YOU
bagoooosh get parried bitch! don't ever ask a question around here pendejo!
let me read what that guy said…
hmmmm hey i dont like your name so FUCK YOU.
kick rocks shithead! hey someone shoot this guy. mods take this guy out back and have sex with him will ya?
anyways what was that guy saying?
i think it was something about being gay or some shit…
anyways SHUT UP. and get shot bitch. and thanks!
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No.552571

toasting in epic bread

No.552591

stolen valor

No.576096

BLaZE it Up

No.576126

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>POOF!
>alriiiight
>happy big Wednesday everyone
>better known as big Friday
>stoners
>secret discord tech
>don't ever talk to me again
>Neener, Akoomer, Sirghey, Oscar, Shuh-HEEN, Kazooyer, Jim, Sweater Dicks, Diablo Jim, Stevu, Hoochie Mama, and Fackin Bears.
>3/4ths of the roster is for bitches
>thanks for the 12 inches
>peenchez is spanish for inches
>ARRRGGGHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (mashes buttons, doesn't break throw)
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No.576208

I'm really toasted



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No. 576159 [Reply]

>tarded out and wasted me life
only my railgun could have shot it

No.576170

its fine railgun came out in 2020 you have plenty of time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij6hblb6sfE



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No. 573956 [Reply]

BUTTFRUSTRATED
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No.573994

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>>573993
>whatfriends

No.576149

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No.576152

>>573986
>>573984
this one does

No.576157

I miss my one whatfriend

No.576166

>>576157
I miss schizo Pajeet too



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No. 573995 [Reply]

FUCK women

No.573996

I wish you would

No.573999

any volunteers

No.576150

i flip women



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No. 576115 [Reply]

>The yen is collapsing

How can we save our homeland, ota?
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No.576120

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Last time i bought figures it was like 90 per $ might be time to stock up

No.576121

save yours first, macaco

No.576122

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Everything is doing bad compared to USD because USD is the world's reserve currency meaning all banks and countries need it for reserves and international trade.

If you need more USD you need to get more from… the US.

And of course you need more USD after inflation and other economic impacts of 2020-2022.

America wins and consolidates more power on the world stage.

No.576123

>>576121
OP isn't BR. I'm BR so I can tell.
Take your mads, lad.

No.576124

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No. 576028 [Reply]

I remember when I was a girl in Ireland there was a girl who lived in our village, such a bonny girl, much admired, and she took to touching herself. First she went pale, then she got dark circles under eyes, and people began to wonder, and then she went thin, and people began to suspect, and then she became a hopeless imbecile, because the jelly of her brain was melted by what she did to herself and flowed away, and then people knew for certain. Now she has to be handcuffed for 24 hours a day.
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No.576047

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crying they made doggy boycock real but dany is already dead and gone and didn't live to see it

No.576048

>>576043
So that's a no

No.576049

dont have boy friends so think even a boy doggie wouldnt want to spend time with me

No.576050

Sometimes when I'm in a good mood I think about adopting a dog from the shelter but then I come to my senses and realize how bad of an idea it is considering I don't own my home and don't know if I would even be alive two years from now

No.576114

>>576050
if those doggies stay in the shelter they wont be alive in two years either



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No. 557830 [Reply]

went to the store to get some blogs
there are benches out the front and a teenie girl was sitting on it in a dress with her leg up on the bench
pulled up right in front and could easily see her panties
they were black not cute white ones so didnt stand out that much from her black dress
flippin shameless
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No.576094

>be me
>walk into ota
>see the OP picture
>pull out cock and start
>spraying cum immediately

No.576100

>see female
>cum immediately
>ejaculate out entirety of bodily fluids
>die

No.576106

>>576100
one less boid

No.576108

>>576106
tranny

No.576109

Cute girls who have pussies and their pussies are cute and hello can we touch those pussies and have sex with them.



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No. 575987 [Reply]

If WW1 never happened there wouldn't have been a Russian revolution creating the USSR. WW2 wouldn't have happened because it stems from unfair treaties the Germans had to agree to after WW1. If WW2 never happened then Israel wouldn't exist. We wouldn't have killed off tens of millions of people in war and famine in the 20th century. We wouldn't have completely destabilized and destroyed Europe twice.

I think we're still suffering the consequences of those two world wars. Even today this stupidity continues. The war in Ukraine happening right now is actually between America+friends and Russia+friends, Ukraine is merely the proxy state it's taking place in. It is the dominant globohomo American/western/friendish capitalist elite hegemony literally trying to rule the entire world Vs. the few left who wish to remain independent.

This is why I support Russia in the war. If no one stands up to them, there will not be a single place left on Earth you can run to that isn't ruled by their same laws, financial systems, and disgusting "culture". With no foreign enemies left the only enemy left will be their own people, for which they will continue to develop increasingly advanced surveillance systems and bureaucracy to control.
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No.576022

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You literally cannot open a modern laptop without these and even then you are always at the risk of scratching your precious magnesium cover if you are not careful. It's not that it's impossible, it's just really difficult. Besides these covers are meant to be opened for cleaning and upgrades (what's frustrating is that it's much easier than it was 10 years ago since nearly every component can be swapped and replaced) so I honestly have no idea why laptop manufacturers make them this way.

No.576024

dont see why you'd ever need to open the anime box linux users really are incomprehensible

No.576025

>>576024
*GNU/Linux

No.576026

>>576012
I think everyone who supports gulaghomo is a fucking retard.

No.576027

>>576024
Actually it came with Wangblows 11 but I am going to downgrade to a W10 LTSC and disable as much spyware as I can.



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