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No. 591616 [Reply]

>This made boomers shit and cum

No.591617

whatgpt

No.591618

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Bulma your balls are missing



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No. 591345 [Reply]

Face it you're already near or beyond age 30 and your original brain problems have contorted and divided over the years to the point of being unfixable
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No.591363

no i just enjoy a good sausage

No.591365

>>591345
yeah my life is pretty much over at this point

No.591374

I've gotten better at masking but it usually falls apart after a brief conversation

No.591375

Self-improvement is a life-long journey. Ganbaru. ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

No.591613

hey guys check out my poosy



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No. 591579 [Reply]

Why is this stupid site so FUCKING slow? It takes 20 seconds to open a new thread, it takes 3 minutes to load a 1mb PNG. If I go to cc literally everything loads instantly for comparison. It's just sad. It's probably going to take 5 minutes to even make this post
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No.591599

>>591598
Is this true?

No.591601

>>591599
No because everything loads fine for me.

No.591603

i appreciate the slowness of ota it helps make the board feel more cozy and lets me drink my tea while waiting for the cute idol image to load

raiders like you would never understand

No.591609

ota loads slowly on my phone but works as fast as 4chan or any other imageboard when im on my pc

No.591610

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>>591609
Phone posters BTFO



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No. 564032 [Reply]

I feel like we've gained all we can from isolation, introspection and drugs so it may be time to start seeking knowledge from outside the human sphere by enlisting the aid of devils and other outer beings.
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No.564034

Think it might make more sense to try and gain knowledge from other people and friends and stuff instead of things that don't exist druggie

No.564035

I prayed to the devil once, I wanted a Sniper Rifle, A Gatling Gun and a Light-Saber. Didn't get any of them.

No.564036

>>564034
99.99% of the population is ignorant

No.591589

Did you get demon friends to teach you stuff?

No.591594

I don't know what I'm thinking when I post this crap



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No. 561680 [Reply]

mom makes me breastfeed so she doesnt get sore when she sweats it gets on my lips
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No.561816

He posted here

No.561835

He farted here

No.591576

nice titties

No.591578

>>561835
A childless 30 year old man typed this post with confidence thinking it's funny and I chuckled at it

No.591585

he was our friend and i wont forgive those who make a mockery of his sacrifice



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No. 537073 [Reply]

You know my flavor I’m the real Vanilla Ice
To all my haters I’m a CEO
10k a day, Alicia Keys ain't gain nothing on me
I got kilos baby
I got my mansions and I got my lamborghinis
I’m the real bad jammer
Lady Gaga ain't got shit on me
I’m the real steh-
Natalie Portman is my baby, CEO goddess
I got my app, energize baby
Its a real Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby
You’ve got my flavor
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No.537084

Why was this guy popular again?

No.591573

Drop it niggle!

No.591575




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No. 546301 [Reply]

Funny faec lol
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No.551012

henri

No.551013

>>551012
bitch ass n i g g a

No.551022

funny feces lol

No.551027

Please stick it in me

No.591572

pussy!!



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No. 585689 [Reply]

I kisse
the fishe
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No.591254

burned my tuna

No.591271

Yuri fishe

No.591272

Whacking my sacky and packy to yuri princesse until everything smells fishe

No.591541

It's キスの日!

No.591542

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>>591272
dont make me get out the spray bottle again



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No. 548400 [Reply]

Why is communication in real life so much more difficult than on the internet
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No.562016

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I became a weird isolated mentally ill old man

No.562032

i like animals since they're easier to communicate with than real people. wish i had a nice kitsunebito friend like senko, then maybe i could get enough practice to talk to full fledged humans

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No.591537

You ever have a misunderstanding with a female and you can see the twitter post writing itself in her eyes

No.591538

>>562032
I had a birdie and it wouldn't listen to a thing I said no matter what.



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No. 581510 [Reply]

2013 was 10 years ago
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No.591531

>>591530
us? Who's us?
I see pussy all the time during family bathtime with mom and my aunts

No.591533

>>591531
What about grandma?

No.591534

>>591533
She lives too far away….

No.591535

>>591515
not love live

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No. 591187 [Reply]

I bought another gun
My killing power has increased
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No.591262

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I own a high-powered assault rifle, I own a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun, I own a regular shotgun, I own a regular hunting rifle, I own a 9mm, a 357, a 45 handgun, a 38 special, and, erm… I own an m-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle…

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No.591438

>>591262
miriota are scary

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No.591523

Happy Saint Elliot's Day Ota!!



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No. 591493 [Reply]

The norms always go on about a "support network" for hard times but all of my family members are sad and frequently talk about wanting to die and all of the internet people I know are sad and want to die and lots have substance addictions and everything is reclining is there anyone that is still happy in this world
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No.591508

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>>591507
loved playing with dolls as a kid is it any surprise i ended up continuing buying dolls into adulthood

No.591516

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>>591495
Evolutionary psychology is possibly the most stupid thing currently believed that has any sort of perceived scientific authority.

Evolution as a whole is the modern day equivalent of medieval scientists saying everything revolves around the Earth, and being absolutely sure of it because of the scientific evidence they observe.

Well, everything does rotate around us.

Well, these bones seem like they could've evolved into those bones.

Honestly the first belief is even less stupid, and the latter is the genuine actual belief of many people today, it's not even an over-simplified statement, there's nothing else to add, they unironically believe that with no other evidence at all, just looking at the bones and making a baseless assumption.

No.591517

>>591516
Aren't you the one with the belief that there is a magical man in the sky who created us in his image? How is that more logical?

No.591518

>>591517
The difference is there's no campaign to brainwash the masses into thinking it's scientific.

No.591521

>>591507
i used to have one of these
https://youtu.be/AG_xSomDMYk
its my moms now i think she might play with it sometimes



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