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No. 541508 [Reply]

Post your confessions this is a judgement free zone
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No.558690

nice gamer

No.558691

wish I could game all day instead of going to work

No.558693

I wish I could see a picture of myself without immediately becoming suicidal

No.558694

glad dad doesnt take pictures of me

No.558696

ban these dadnorms



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No. 558562 [Reply]

Sex organs
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No.558595

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>be asexually reproducing organism
>hmmmm today i will have a random genetic mutation producing offspring with compatible male and female sexual organs

^ Things that never happened but people actually believe is science.

No.558596

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No.558599

>>558595
>Ancient microbial common ancestors were originally two different species
>The "male" species entered a parasitical relationship with the other once it mutated and began to reproduce by injecting genetic material into the other in order to force it to birth its species
>At some point the "female" species used this process to reproduce itself at the same time
>Eventually become one new species with two sexes

No.558600

>>558596
pussy feet

No.558603

>>558599
ignore whatmin hes retarded



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No. 558343 [Reply]

My name Shamonni Galore, I be drippin' Dior, I be all in the sack (Yeah)
He droppin' the racks (Oh), I'm tossin' it back (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
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No.558406

>>558364
gae bolgia also known as gay blog

No.558436

dior isnt even that great last i remember its become the new gucci for the average person visvim is pretty cool good material can be a bit much but still wearable in public watanabe is where it becomes over the top and pricey no surprise kanye drops them in a song however im surprised i dont hear tom ford ever mentioned that brand is so overpriced its like gucci in terms of basic style but 3 times the price it should get some mention in song lyrics

No.558440

meant thom browne not tom ford

No.558443

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What's in the bucket?

No.558545

Pussy cream



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No. 558239 [Reply]

'God or nihilism' is the only choice.
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No.558355

fueki no ryuukou = eternal return

No.558372

hows your guys stocks portfolio

No.558373

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No.558395

>>558372
quite terrible went from $207,000 to $195,000 right now

No.558447

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“For the rest of the earth’s organisms, existence is relatively uncomplicated. Their lives are about three things: survival, reproduction, death—and nothing else. But we know too much to content ourselves with surviving, reproducing, dying—and nothing else. We know we are alive and know we will die. We also know we will suffer during our lives before suffering—slowly or quickly—as we draw near to death. This is the knowledge we “enjoy” as the most intelligent organisms to gush from the womb of nature. And being so, we feel shortchanged if there is nothing else for us than to survive, reproduce, and die. We want there to be more to it than that, or to think there is. This is the tragedy: Consciousness has forced us into the paradoxical position of striving to be unself-conscious of what we are—hunks of spoiling flesh on disintegrating bones.”

— Otamin



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No. 557902 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots
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No.557980

>>557979
Whom are you quoting?

No.557981

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>>557979
You are a fool.
1. Women are given a pass through college. Worst case scenario they blow their professor to pass a hard course. She will not have had the same standard of education that men are forced to complete.
2. Women have no empathy for non Chad men. She will see you as a side of beef as she goes hacking away at your innards and if she screws up permanently maiming you in the process she'll just say teehee oopsies I'm such a Sagittarius.
3. Women's estrogen fueled highly emotional minds means that any random event earlier that day could trigger her into becoming a blubbering mess who can't function in a professional environment. It could be anything like her husband finding her 2nd boyfriend's underwear or the latest tiktok dancing video she made with the nurses not getting enough views.

No.557984

>>557979
how much does she charge

No.557985

right i forgot how effective the aggressor t hormone is when operating a delicate procedure id prefer a woman operating on me personally but we all know how you love when men are inside you

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No. 501685 [Reply]

I know you're there, post!
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No.530924

Girls have pussies

No.530939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFryz4_T374

Someone assassinate that man already he's making my bad life even worse I'll never own a house now

No.533260

Miss you.

No.535178

*posts!*

No.558334

I'm here



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No. 558233 [Reply]

You said it's a clown world? Why aren't you laughing?

No.558235

I’m the clown.

No.558245

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Clown timeline

No.558249

mom just told me to trust the science

No.558268

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its a clownworld and thats ogey

No.558299




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No. 558082 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.
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No.558174

https://birds.fandom.com/wiki/Air_Sac
why dont humans have this

No.558191

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No.558193

>>558191
What is wrong with you?

No.558210

piggy pussy



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No. 558168 [Reply]

hello umifriends


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No. 558132 [Reply]

explain to me german brutality

No.558166

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Otamin I've been having difficulty suppressing my murderous intent lately



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No. 557919 [Reply]

squish your cat
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No.557948

>>557919
I tried to get my cat to pose for a picture but she got bored and started crying to leave

No.557953

crying for the meow meow henris

No.557955

>>557953
get a load of this crying henri fag! lol

No.557957

>>557955
he was our friend

No.557959

>>557948
wish i had a meow meow henri



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No. 535364 [Reply]

You still play for score, right?
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No.535393

Touhou is boring. I play cave games if I’m in the mood for an stg.

No.535423

>>535393
because you suck

No.557884

sanae

No.557885

I never 1cc'd but I enjoy trying to beat my past scores

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