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Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 18:13:23 No. 590958 [Reply]

Happy Mother's Day!
Have you given mom her present yet?

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 00:31:51 No.590962

haven't talked to mom since Christmas

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:56:43 No.591760

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 20:13:31 No.591779

mom bought home takeaway food yesterday but it was some weird thai shit and really wasnt that good and it was just awkward eating it

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 03:05:47 No.591790

love my mom

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 03:44:43 No.591791

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everyone loves mom

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Anonymous 11/27/22 (Sun) 04:03:07 No. 578004 [Reply]

I hope when I get a gf she will be kinda bi or something like that and will be able to appreciate my treasured collection of images of cute 2D/3D girls I have amassed over the years

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 22:36:14 No.591783

but you can see her asshole

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:12:44 No.591785

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:16:57 No.591786

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I like Futaba more than any other fictional character ever, what does it mean

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:17:48 No.591787

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 01:44:54 No.591788

>>591786
That means she is what is known as your "favorite bishoujo".

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:00:44 No. 591759 [Reply]

Background characters be like

-_- ._.

Main character girls be like

O o O

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Anonymous 08/08/22 (Mon) 22:06:59 No. 571926 [Reply]

>go to my grocery store
>go to pay
>new girl cashier
>have a naruto wallet my mother gifted me because my old wallet was falling apart
>she says "wow you must really love naruto,who's you're favorite character"
>I look at her and notice she has a tattoo on her hand so I say "none of your business now ring me up"
>calls me a rude prick
>stare at her without saying anything
>she finally rings me up
>leave
>now every time I go to the grocery store and shes the one ringing me up she takes ages to do it on purpose or lets other customers behind me get rung up first

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Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 15:09:57 No.571969

>>571954
what if you have two men equal in looks, money, and status?

Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 18:18:18 No.571977

>>571969
She flips both

Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue) 18:38:42 No.571978

love when a girl negs my penis

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 19:48:58 No.591732

cute story

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 01:09:46 No.591748

give me your number ill ring you up instead

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:36:50 No. 591726 [Reply]

What is the reason for the unprecedented interest in Japanese weather?

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Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:20:47 No.591739

>>591737
>Hobbies: Anime, Games, Manga, Cosplay, Shogi (a kind of Japanese chess).

wow shes just like me

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:27:08 No.591740

>>591739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwACjl9A9Y
and she loves our favorite girls too

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:37:49 No.591741

>>591740
oh shes a tuberteen…

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:53:35 No.591743

nothin teen

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 22:03:00 No.591745

pussy teen

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Anonymous 01/02/22 (Sun) 20:36:47 No. 556794 [Reply]

almost shitted myself made it to the toilet just in time

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Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 00:15:59 No.570559

hid from them they left a note on the door

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 00:25:49 No.570560

hope you remembered to hide your buttplug collection

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 03:47:14 No.570574

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Still lie awake in bed every once in a while and remember when I had the loudest nastiest MK677 enhanced doodoo of my life as my boss sat outside the door six feet away why are most memories always bad and most of the good ones I have are video game related from 2006

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 04:04:51 No.570575

>>570574
someone call poison control we have to save nico

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 21:57:58 No.591744

is poopoo one word or two?

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Anonymous 06/27/22 (Mon) 22:41:21 No. 568909 [Reply]

Have you ever been kissed by a drunk MILF? Did you get shy or did you stick your tongue down her throat?

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Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:28:30 No.568978

None

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:29:06 No.568979

>>568969
was able to lick the foreskin before

Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue) 22:44:44 No.568983

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mfw when this is a female artist

http://exhentai.org/g/2258908/86bbef9bae/

Anonymous 06/30/22 (Thu) 07:57:18 No.569084

Me and my friend went to a pub in England once and got speaking to two older Welsh ladies. The redhead one I was speaking to kissed me and my friend's one tried to kiss him but he made fun of her big teeth. Then it turned out they were both married

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:51:42 No.591728

>>568909
whoa he got kissed by a loli!
How romantic

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 20:48:48 No. 591695 [Reply]

imagine Maki sitting her loose cheesy vagina on your face and relaxing herself to release a smelly queef straight into your nose

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 12:07:13 No.591714

*BRAP*

Anonymous 05/26/23 (Fri) 18:05:23 No.591723

STINKY smelly pussy!

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 22:20:39 No. 591696 [Reply]

BRUH WHAT IF

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 16:30:51 No. 591679 [Reply]

It's been taken care of

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 16:38:02 No.591681

spoilers

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 19:08:03 No.591692

cute post!

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Anonymous 11/27/21 (Sat) 16:50:18 No. 554005 [Reply]

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE OTAMIN CITY
WHERE THE CELS ROAM FREE AND THE THREADS ARE SHITTY

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 01:54:19 No.591570

cels can't stop winning

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 02:00:37 No.591571

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

HE DID THE WALK
HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
THE VIRGIN WALK
IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
HE DID THE WALK
HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
HE DID THE WALK
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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 14:28:05 No.591668

WELL, IF YOU WANTED HONESTY
THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN
OR HAVE YOU GO, IT'S BETTER OFF THIS WAY
FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK
REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT
FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR?
I'M NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
I'M NOT OKAY
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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 14:42:33 No.591669

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>>591668
Wtf bro I love MCR too add me on Myspace

My favorite song is Ghost of You

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 17:21:19 No.591691

/ghost/ is looking hella good right now, best board on ota

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Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 14:50:38 No. 575934 [Reply]

I apply 5 different serums and lotions to my face before bed

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Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 04:49:17 No.591354

When I went to the plastic surgeon and we looked at before and after pics I was noticeably more pale in the after pics even though it's currently spring vs winter and I'm forced to go outside more often than I was.
It's all thanks to 1% tretinoin and daily sunscreen moisturizer now no one will ever ask me what ethnicity I am

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 04:50:14 No.591355

what ethnicity are you

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 05:06:27 No.591357

>>591354
I'm white and have never had a gf so why do you think this changes anything.

Anonymous 05/20/23 (Sat) 13:28:31 No.591372

>>591357
Statistically whites have the best overall chance, especially if you have blonde hair or blue eyes which I don't but at least I can vampiremaxx.

Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 17:03:46 No.591690

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