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No. 614322 [Reply]

Stretchy bird pussy!

No.614714

henri

No.615318

hey there puss puss



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No. 615308 [Reply]

what is he trying to say
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No.615311

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>>615310
what is this trying to say

No.615312

>>615311
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

No.615313

Imagine just slamming Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

No.615314

>>615310
why did you jump to sucking your dick thats a bit gay dont you think

No.615317

>>615314
where else would be worth kissing on your body…



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No. 615277 [Reply]

How would you feel if a girl like this confessed to you on Valentine's Day back in high school?
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No.615299

Sometimes I daydream what it would be like if I had a normbrain and pursued all the girls that showed interest in me or even the ones that didn't and was some sort of male slut

No.615300

die humblebraggers

No.615301

only remember girls lying that one of their friends liked me as a haha ew gross joke

No.615302

>>615300
In 8th grade I had this weeb girl who would invite me to her house. She liked Inuyasha and we watched some episodes and I thought it was gay because fuck anime. I even slept over her house and her parents were super cool (they probably wouldn't have even cared if we fucked the family was kinda weird), and one time I touched her back and she verbally out loud mumbled something like "omg he's…"

Never even kissed. What did I do? I completely started ignoring her because I could not stand being that close to someone. That level of intimacy was too painful for my autistic brain.

No.615307

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hate w*men



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No. 612683 [Reply]

Very cute!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I really like this one!!!
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No.612737

>>612736
What do you mean by that? ヾ(^▽^*)))

No.612738

cuts.top/zAJu

No.612742

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it's not gay if I get the hero right

No.612746

>>612742
He has a cool philosophy on life. I would say no.

No.615287

pussy



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No. 543490 [Reply]

>girls can't be hopeless romant-

No.543492

poor kotori always alone playing with her sewing mannequin

No.615249

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What's it like to be romantic but not hopeless?

No.615253

porker idol

No.615285

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No. 536632 [Reply]

Every time I visit this shitty board it looks more and more dead. Congratulations, teenmin, you've killed your own site.

No.536633

Good

No.615234

sigh trevor loved maki

No.615235

maki hated him

No.615273

maki loved sucking his cock



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No. 562292 [Reply]

Finally got a copy of Im@s One for All, there's a full English patch now.
https://sites.google.com/view/ims-ofa-translation/home
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No.562351

>>562350
at the local milk bar

No.614180

c

No.615262

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Up for a game of checks and mates?

No.615263

>>615262
this post exudes intense henri energy

No.615267

>>615262
this post exudes transsexual energy



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No. 568317 [Reply]

Most of my favorite hookers are now earning money on onlyfans. Inflation is hitting hard the market and many are retiring to focus solely on their online career and there's nothing I can do. Now I have to either fuck girls that are too ugly for OF or pay half of my salary to fuck average ladys.

This really fucking sucks.
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No.568399

>>568396
its definitely one of the biggest femcel baits out there

No.568400

>>568398
post it

No.568401

deleted it

No.615257

love mixing girl slime and my own cum

No.615258

>>568393
>Franklin was born in 50 Chepstow Villas,[15] Notting Hill, London, into an affluent and influential British friendish family.
>Franklin's father, Ellis Arthur Franklin (1894–1964), was a politically liberal London merchant banker



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No. 545920 [Reply]

Last thread disappeared for some unknown reason.
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No.568150

>>568148
too soon

No.568156

why what happened

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No. 615239 [Reply]

Why would a high level quantum mechanics course in Princeton have students who don't know that "density increases" when a star collapses in on itself?

What a stupid fucking movie.

No.615241

density of what? your posts?

No.615243

>>615241
Did we even read the question? Are a student at Princeton taking a high level quantum mechanics course?

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No.615247

>>615246
same ip



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No. 615151 [Reply]

Cover drove an innocent woman into suicide. Stop supporting this black company.
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No.615175

>>615156
Bro she was cheating on mfmf within 2 days of the wedding. There's no saving her.

No.615176

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>>615175
a hero doesn't do something because its easy… a hero does it because someone needs saving

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rushia… had a hard life…

No.615210

she is so fucking insane



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No. 615196 [Reply]

Lick the soles!

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No.615202

HOT

No.615873

fix3 t



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