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Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 01:20:21 No. 564153 [Reply]

tried to warn mom that citronella candles and zappers don't work against mosquitos but she doesn't believe me help IT'S NOT SAFE COME INSIDE IT'S NOT SAFE I DON'T WANT ZIKA

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 03:03:02 No.564159

Like bathing in totally cancer free deet

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 05:07:47 No.564161

love the smell of deet

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 08:40:05 No.564166

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>>564161
love me an anime girl slathered in deet, smell her feet covered in deet you know deet feet solely for protection from malaria though haha

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 09:26:00 No.564167

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pete meets sweet petite neet feet bathed in deet on a neat concrete seat, feeling incomplete he bleats "teat teat", an indiscreet feat to beat his meat on the street to smelly neet feet, skeet skeet

Anonymous 05/15/22 (Sun) 08:01:49 No.564245

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what is it with moms

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Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon) 04:51:44 No. 544749 [Reply]

Blog thread

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Anonymous 05/15/22 (Sun) 03:00:50 No.564217

hate the guy who sages threads at the top of the index

Anonymous 05/15/22 (Sun) 03:08:42 No.564219

wheres the right thread

Anonymous 05/15/22 (Sun) 03:14:50 No.564223

nbs on the line he says this is it

Anonymous 05/15/22 (Sun) 03:58:22 No.564232

NOT using the threadragers smut thread

Anonymous 05/15/22 (Sun) 04:21:50 No.564234

not sure what will happen gonna snooze though

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Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 16:04:50 No. 564176 [Reply]

thinking about hurdlers and hurdle tan and cinderellas

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 16:45:14 No.564178

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a girl's ass

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 17:05:18 No.564179

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Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 17:22:13 No.564180

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thinking about a bit more than just a girl's behind

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Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 22:45:05 No. 564145 [Reply]

realized today I can scream in the car as loud as I want while the windows are up and I'm on the highway

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Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 01:52:51 No.564154

>>564150
Seethe

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 02:02:12 No.564155

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>>564145
Same.

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 02:45:37 No.564158

are we just NOT gonno mention the commie

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 05:14:06 No.564162

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Love a nice swan song

Anonymous 05/14/22 (Sat) 06:54:16 No.564163

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i talk to myself so much while driving
usually just complete nonsense

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Anonymous 11/03/21 (Wed) 15:02:19 No. 552066 [Reply]

>Black ``people'' being loud in the restaurant
>Meal ruined

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Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 16:23:06 No.564134

cute Mexican girl!

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 16:36:43 No.564135

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>Nagatoro

Brown skinned SEAmonkey jungle bunny island-buddy $20

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 18:27:40 No.564140

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>The only person on the spinoffs to be confirmed of African descent is now in prison

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 19:00:11 No.564141

all thanks to the disgusting racist turt

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 19:54:06 No.564142

cracked some blogs time to hate some buddies

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Anonymous 05/12/22 (Thu) 13:05:33 No. 564090 [Reply]

get up put my makeup on
I know it's time to go
sing along to a dumb pop song
that they play on the radio
time for a pic cause I'm all dressed up
I'm ready for my close-up

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Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 02:36:34 No.564115

>>564100
nice tight little ass

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 02:48:24 No.564116

>>564101
It's all yours, my friend. :)

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 06:29:15 No.564129

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Rika no

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 11:31:15 No.564131

>>564129
Me taking pictures!!!

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 14:27:53 No.564133

>>564129
me cleaning up the window after school for minimum wage

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Anonymous 12/21/21 (Tue) 19:05:47 No. 555676 [Reply]

Cluck Cluck Cluck

Anonymous 12/21/21 (Tue) 19:13:04 No.555677

Cuck Cuck Cuck

Anonymous 12/21/21 (Tue) 19:19:16 No.555679

Buck Buck Buck

Anonymous 12/21/21 (Tue) 23:11:23 No.555699

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*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*

Anonymous 12/22/21 (Wed) 00:12:29 No.555707

>>555699
I've found edging the best way to reliably produce my own semen and still want to pour it into my mouth. It takes around four edging to produce enough cum to feel it's enough to match my desire for it. It's still warm that way and I can feel the parts that are thicker with globules with my tongue. There's an art to edging. You have to change gears when rubbing your penis when it starts getting close to orgasm. That's when you stop rubbing and put your attention on your prostate, where you ejaculate from. I can feel my prostate produce a small pulse of semen that I can feel slowly moving through my penis. It's an interesting sensation to produce semen without an orgasm. That's my first installment which I capture in a Dixie cup. ANOTher three times and a have enough cum to taste, smell and swallow. I love my own cum this way. And no matter where I am, my penis is always there for me, ready to give me more. A cumoholics paradise!

Anonymous 05/12/22 (Thu) 13:14:30 No.564091

cluck cluck im a duck

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 04:27:01 No. 564006 [Reply]

I'm being puppetmastered

Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 08:12:43 No.564008

*pulls your strings*
dance faggot

Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 16:56:50 No.564012

>>564008
*Cuts the string* he's a free puppet now.

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 12:13:16 No.564031

That just makes the puppet sink, freedom is not what you were taught to think, your body now unmoving, lifeless, and limp.

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 22:37:09 No. 564017 [Reply]

I'm a poison born to bring ruin to this corrupted world so that that it may be reborn.

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 00:12:48 No.564023

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Well then why waste any time? You're going to be reborn with intricately carved, not like you know it.

Anonymous 05/11/22 (Wed) 00:13:54 No.564024

intricately carved legs*

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Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 19:35:48 No. 563975 [Reply]

keep teen spirit

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 22:14:42 No.563984

mom made authentic japanese curry today

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 23:22:32 No.563991

i had hamburgers on saturday i think clownpiece would be proud

Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 08:14:19 No.564009

sexy young teens

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Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 14:00:20 No. 563964 [Reply]

It's Piccolo day!

Post Piccolo!

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Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 15:29:06 No.563968

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 00:24:34 No.564001

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 00:38:12 No.564002

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Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 02:21:50 No.564003

may 9th japan time

Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 03:20:30 No.564004

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Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 16:01:12 No. 563970 [Reply]

Ok so here's the personality I'm thinking about adopting. Myself, the tall blonde mysterious man with deadly skills who goes by many names and has a lot of associates that are just as mysterious. She is a quiet and timid public servant whose beauty nobody notices because she dresses down and deflects attention but is actually an assassin martial artist with a murderous streak for men that are not myself.

Anonymous 05/09/22 (Mon) 22:26:46 No.563986

ok but where are you going to find her

Anonymous 05/10/22 (Tue) 00:09:02 No.563998

wish yor would murder me

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