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No. 615449 [Reply]

happy birthday umi

No.615450

oomi was his favorite…

No.615451

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Happy Birthday umi

No.615453

>>615451
this post exudes intense henri energy

No.615465

>>615453
He was our friend…

No.615491

he loved huffing oomis farts….



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No. 615358 [Reply]

good girl!

No.615359

short haired "girls"

No.615363

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Do girls cum when their dad fucks their pussy?

No.615411

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture

Wikipedia be like yes we need 13 highly graphic images of cock and ball torture for this page it's educational

No.615452

>>615411
visual aids are helpful

No.615455

>>615452
more like visual AIDS Please stick it in me



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No. 546954 [Reply]

"you've never been on a date!"
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No.592770

yeah it was me >>556961

No.592773

>>592770
wow theres a cute princess post by the otahime there >>557055

No.615376

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No.615383

>>592770
liar that purple girl thread was made before the post >>556963

No.615416

>>615376
multi!!!!!!!!



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No. 615374 [Reply]

Wow

No.615377

i want to fuck an anime

No.615378

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That's a dude, right?

No.615379

>>615378
That's a dude right?

No.615380

>>615378
pUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.615382

pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy !



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No. 554577 [Reply]

Fucking kikes man.
>YOU'RE A DANGER TO SOCIETY UNLESS YOU PAY US! Then you're fine.
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No.554614

remember following this guy on twitter cause I thought it was like alternative journalism news or something, I dunno some wikileaks type thing
but it turned out to be nothing but surface level rightoid mastubatory shit

No.554619

>>554586
I don't get it. So now they're only euthanizing those who break the law?

No.554623

I thought austria was a right wing country or was I confusing it with hungary or bulgaria or something

No.554642

hungary but austria is not too far off

No.615375

Clean it up teenmin



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No. 549830 [Reply]

What did we learn today ota?
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No.549879

wish i wasnt dumb and annoying

No.562703

going to learn how to make online friends

No.562704

going to learn how to ghost my online friends they're annoying

No.562706

>>562704
cruel people like you dont deserve online friends

No.615372

>>562706
you got ghosted for two years for being an annoying tranny, now get out of the dunce corner



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No. 615303 [Reply]

>Turn 32
>Get my first hemorrhoid
>now have to think about this when I'm gaming
getting old is hilarious
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No.615327

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still have the 'roids after fucking my ass with a pen a month ago

No.615341

>>615327
You should have lost your anal virginity to a black dude like all the otachis!

No.615351

>>615341
my friend and fellow otachi henri loved BBC. He loved it so much that his anus got ruptured from taking so much BBC

No.615354

>>615351
dont understand how that can happen from watching the news

No.615356

>>615341
henri loved giving up his anal virginity to a black dude sigh



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No. 541704 [Reply]

best part about the public pool is drinking the water knowing how many sexy ladies have peed in there
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No.555268

thought you were in jail boleman

No.569737

was the youngest person at the pool this morning

No.569769

not allowed in the gene pool because im just not

No.600971

>>541744
At this point i wish this was the worst maki thread I'dve seen

No.615347

love swimming in Makis piss!



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No. 615332 [Reply]

>/ota/


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No. 615233 [Reply]

"colorless green ideas sleep furiously" — Otamin
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No.615289

>>615286
>>615288
I am about 90% sure this is some fed doing it it can no longer be called a coincidence

No.615294

scared CIA is watching me take a dump

No.615319

Really love this picture of Ram

No.615321

WARNING
WARNING WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING

No.615331

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>>615321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNSbgOMp7jQ
んんー、あ、あー。ワーニング!ワーニング!
ロリロリロリロリロリコンロリロリロリコン(有罪・犯罪・変態紳士!)



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No. 615145 [Reply]

Are you seeing that ïncel over there?
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No.615207

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>>615194
Please give me the autistic femcels and goonettes. I'll take one of the hoodrats if you're all out.

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POV: You happen to see henri while outside and try to convince him to return to ota

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>>615208
henri would never jbwmaxx

No.615231

I've noticed that if I avoid going places with females and ignore the ones I do come across that I start to forget about them and don't feel that ache of romantic failure nor the horniness that comes along with it but if I'm forced to interact with them for some reason and they are nice to me it'll all come back and I'll go home and wank sometimes multiple times.

No.615330

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No. 608485 [Reply]

Weabs.

The following redpill is gonna be hard for you to swallow. I invite you to watch the movie Manbiki Kazoku (Shoplifters) for a realistic impression of everyday Japanese life. Japan isn't clean, sparkly and odor-neutral like in your animes. The Japanese live like cattle on a farm, cramped into tiny one-room "apartments" that are filled to the brim with trash. The only reason you don't notice how dirty it is is because there's not enough room on the floor for piles of dirt and dust to form. They come home from shopping at a konbini and sit down at their floor-table thing without even washing their hands. They sleep in futons which they never wash (too big for a washing machine), they simply "air them out" every now and then. Yes, that's right, they sleep in their own fermented sweat and maybe piss until they buy a new futon. The summers in Japan are very hot and humid, yet the Japanese don't shower after getting home. They wipe their sweat into the furniture (which they never clean) and take turns in bathing in the same bathwater later at night. They slurp their ramen noodles for banmeshi and spill thick drops of grease everywhere. You can't even clean the floor properly since it's covered with tatami, mats made of flimsy rice weed, which are destroyed if you even step on them forcefully, let alone wipe them. They have no proper doors or windows, just paper-thin covers that slide to the side which are always open in summer, meaning the inside of their "homes" is teeming with insects. In winter they sit inside at a kotatsu in full winter clothing because they don't know about isolation in the 21st century.
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No.611728

>>611727
Are the high vis vests really necessary

No.611734

>>611727
Love cleaning litter with twintails

No.612045

been sleeping on the floor on my mat and using the pc on the floor for about two months now and dont feel any more japanese

No.615274

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No.615326

>>615274
love vacuuming with twintails



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