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No. 539081 [Reply]

Die.
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No.611253

>>611217
I squirted out a muffin out my ass.

No.611254

dad never makes dad jokes wonder if he ran out from me staying home for too long

No.611286

does listening to pumped up kicks for 50 minutes a day have any long term effects on your emotional health

No.611287

i did that 12 years ago and now im a 30 year old cel so maybe

No.611288

there was a thread here but now it's gone



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No. 611159 [Reply]

Why would an old man spend so much time drawing images like these?
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No.611219

wouldnt know anything about that

No.611220

With a tablet you can draw anything

No.611225

never got around to watching hidamari sketchu

No.611231

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>>611227
The guy who makes fun of God on /pol/ and posts God soyjaks makes fun of how many Beetle varieties there are.

Maybe God really does just love beetles, there sure is a lot of them

No.611283

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>>611219
I don't like to make fun of people.



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No. 611267 [Reply]

she's just like me fr

No.611268

Please throw away your gone off food.

No.611269

>>611268
thank your for pro life tip sir i will always be in debt



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No. 611171 [Reply]

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No.611190

>>611175
sick of seeing this bitch on my feed
prostituting herself for the views
shitty made up car camping but let me get my tight body out for you teehee

No.611194

>>611190
She isn't to blame. You see her on your feed because the algorithm knows a lot of people similar to you slurp up her content eagerly. You have to blame the consumer for popularity, not the content creator. If consumers didn't like her you would never see her.

I don't mean you like her personally though so don't get me wrong.

No.611256

firing up the nijigak playlist its otatime

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No.611266

Antonio space antonio time



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No. 611226 [Reply]

was punching above my weight

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No.611245

tried watching frieren but cant get into it

No.611248

What was this thread
611242 I had it open and read it but then when I opened the tab again it reloaded and was deleted and I can't remember what it was because I have retard brain fog

No.611249

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>>611248
Same I forget what it was too

>>611245



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No. 564392 [Reply]

feelin hopeful!
feelin optimistic!
I can do anything!
I can be anything!
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No.589210

sigh i wish i had a gf like porno

No.589214

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>>589210
Same. She's perfect.

No.611224

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nandemo dekiru nandemo nareru kagayaki mirai wo dakishimete fure fure minna fure fure watashi ikuyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9kDPPYT6Wc

No.611238

>>589214
She will never be perfect, based spic retard



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No. 611203 [Reply]

Years ago in Walmart I saw a teenage looking girl in tight pajamas with her friends being annoying and walking around the place buying shitty junk food. Some fat kohlfaced black dude looked at me from behind them, grinned and put one hand out in front of his chest and the other behind him to pantomime their bundas and boobas. I grinned like an idiot and said nothing and it remains one of my favorite moments of silent, shared human connection. It was a perfect moment.

No.611206

Let's rape that teenage pajama girl for pregnant now.

No.611208


No.611210

PUSSY!

No.611211

>>611210
Pussyfreak

No.611215

Hello I love cute pussies too.
the hey cute good touch wet warm pussy! LET'S RAPE THAT PUSSY



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No. 593245 [Reply]

>"Hey! Yeah you, dude! Want a ride? I already paid for it and my friend had to leave so there's an empty seat if you want to ride around the city."

What do you do?
Keep in mind you're an unattractive low status cel that is scared of women and has social anxiety.
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No.593255

Mommy told me not to accept rides from strangers.

No.593256

mom was making fajitas earlier

No.611157

aunt gave me her famous saggy tit paizuri for Valentine's day

No.611166

if it's so famous how come I never heard of it

No.611205

i'm not scared of women, women are scared of me



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No. 569000 [Reply]

*happy lanzhu noises*
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>>611141
I'm afraid you have to start over now.

No.611151

>>611141
she was one of the bad guys in nijigasaki…

No.611156

lanzhu pussy!

No.611170

>>611151
stop being racist against Chinese idols

No.611202

>>611170
I'm not racist. if they denounce their government I will have no problem with them



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No. 538695 [Reply]

took my sister's keyboard gonna learn to play piano
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No.568987

I squirted out an onion once

No.568994

>>568986
This is neat thanks bro

No.569005

love know-nothing silly pretentious broads

No.611167

took the keyboard again, this time it's for real

No.611193

>>569005
I know a lot of software engineers making six figures who use those pretentious boards



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No. 540895 [Reply]

T…
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No.611153

>>611152
I can hear this image

(merorin)
https://censorship/jp/src/1708028136329.webm

No.611154

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y delete?

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No.611169

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RAFFIANS I DON'T THINK THAT BOOF WÆS CLEAN



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No. 548831 [Reply]

¡Ay, caramba! …….si.
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No.549301

>>549299
gotta flip these little babies

No.550856

Gonna get a burrito otabros!

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No.611165

>>549299
pussies!



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