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Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 19:59:09 No. 560145 [Reply]

"When you're bored with happy days and don't even realize that you're happy… That's when you've achieved true happiness."

-Otamin

Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 20:28:57 No.560155

“We are not rich by what we post but by what we dont post.”

oat man

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 22:13:21 No.560213

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"The trunk of that tree of vengefulness and hatred, Jewish hatred - the profoundest and sublimest kind of hatred, capable of creating ideals and reversing values, the like of which has never existed on earth before-there grew something equally incomparable, a new love, the profoundest and sublimest kind of love-and from what other trunk could it have grown."

– F. Nietzsche

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 22:38:48 No.560214

God said to Nietzsche:
That'll Tietzsche,
You irritating little Krietzsche.
—Anonymous graffito

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Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:28:02 No. 560094 [Reply]

i'm seething, how do i cope? dilating doesn't help

Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:30:37 No.560095

Beat your wife until you feel better.

Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:32:20 No.560096

>>560095
those pillows are made for hugging not punching, use your punching pillow for that

Anonymous 02/18/22 (Fri) 18:39:11 No.560097

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Would 100% have roped years and years ago were it not for the seethe

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Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 11:59:10 No. 559723 [Reply]

my mom is my valentine and she gave me a box of chocos

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Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 16:42:17 No.559978

>>559976
I look like this cat.

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 17:04:35 No.559980

>>559978
Are you saying you're a janitor? Or that you just got a nintendo switch?

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 17:38:17 No.559981

>>559980
Both.

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:30:09 No.559988

>>559976
I am literally this cat right now.

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 23:45:09 No.560074

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Weather got warm now mom chocolates are all soft and squishy…

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 17:13:19 No. 559915 [Reply]

What happened to ZUN!bar?

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Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:04:18 No.559984

>>559982
Well excuse me didn't know I was dealing with a persona otaku.
I like how he kept us updated on his virg status since 2011 though

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:14:03 No.559985

teen thread

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:22:39 No.559986

>>559984
Since 2009 actually.

Anonymous 02/16/22 (Wed) 18:25:03 No.559987

>>559982
sigh 11 years since posting with my friends really dont like the archives for making me remember

Anonymous 02/17/22 (Thu) 04:18:59 No.560036

wonder what zunby would have thought of mindjp

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Anonymous 02/05/22 (Sat) 11:34:35 No. 559258 [Reply]

In humans, the urethra is the name of the tube that caries urine from the bladder to where it exits the body, which in males is at the distal end (the tip) of the penis. After leaving the bladder and passing through an internal sphincter, the urethra goes down through the center of the donut-shaped prostate gland, then through a second, external sphincter. The urethral home-run then involves a potential side-track into the urethral bulb, a wider section of the urethra underneath the perineum where its course changes from vertical to horizontal. The perineum, by the way, is the area between the anus and testicles. After traveling horizontally, the urethra then drops vertically down the (flaccid) penis to finally reach daylight.

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Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 06:02:19 No.559339

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>>559338
happy squishy eels

Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 06:02:29 No.559340

>>559338
Please don't.

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 18:37:42 No.559918

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https://youtu.be/IZw1Mrlfmuo?t=6828
the ota tuber

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 18:50:38 No.559920

>>559918
Elira my wife.

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 18:56:56 No.559921

>>559918
crying love livers are really connected by the threads of fate

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Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 08:20:29 No. 559841 [Reply]

Lie quiet Divus. I mean, that is Andreas Divus,
In officina Wecheli, 1538, out of Homer.

— Otamin

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 03:45:51 No.559896

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 04:16:35 No.559897

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 05:21:25 No.559902

stop bullying otamin, you know he doesn't like it when you get 1st place

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 10:09:12 No.559903

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Magical Knight Rayearth for the Sega Saturn!

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Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 20:09:58 No. 559873 [Reply]

ate some yummy dried apricots now my belly's full of healthy probiotics

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Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 02:29:46 No.559892

yuck the boyfriend haver and the boring radfem

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 02:56:41 No.559894

>>559876
we are bacteria living in someone elses belly

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 04:28:05 No.559898

>>559876
i think about the inside of my stomach a lot its makes me not want to eat certain fofods like if i think about eating peanut buter my mind starts to think about what it loks like on the inside of my stomach sticking to my stomach like a peanut butter sandwich and all the worms are sad because their home is covered in peanut butter and thats why i dont eat peanut butter anymore

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 04:36:57 No.559899

>>559898
my tummy bacteria like peanut butters and spaghettis

Anonymous 02/15/22 (Tue) 05:13:50 No.559900

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>>559898
You are a good landlord

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Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 13:24:25 No. 559851 [Reply]

Why be catholic and not just christian?

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 16:36:34 No.559858

Because I was born in the best country in the world and that means my christianity is the correct one.

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 16:49:02 No.559862

Why be just Christian when you can be Gnostic?

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 17:00:22 No.559864

>>559862
seethe & cope: the religion

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 17:51:46 No.559865

>>559862
'God or nihilism' is the only choice.

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Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 00:27:53 No. 559828 [Reply]

Lie quiet Divus. I mean, that is Andreas Divus,
In officina Wecheli, 1538, out of Homer.

— Otamin

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 00:42:49 No.559829

wut

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 06:39:10 No.559836

mom just wiped and powdered me

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 07:16:35 No.559838

what did you get her for valentines?

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 07:43:23 No.559839

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Translate this shit weebs it's from Rustlel

Anonymous 02/14/22 (Mon) 07:52:54 No.559840

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>>559839
the pleasure of being cummed inside

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Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 21:48:37 No. 559747 [Reply]

what if she moved her hands

Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 22:34:05 No.559749

what do you think

Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 22:35:06 No.559750

>>559749
you could see her shitagi

Anonymous 02/13/22 (Sun) 05:10:25 No.559773

>>559750
her mushroom?

Anonymous 02/13/22 (Sun) 05:39:59 No.559774

She's protecting her pussy

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Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 05:51:25 No. 559715 [Reply]

gonna play some raiden fighters
which ship should i pick

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Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 17:20:14 No.559734

Used to play this as a kiddo

Anonymous 02/13/22 (Sun) 02:07:14 No.559765

>>559734
i couldnt afford videogames as a kid so i just hit rocks together instead

Anonymous 02/13/22 (Sun) 02:16:40 No.559766

>>559765
I didn't buy it my parents did

Anonymous 02/13/22 (Sun) 02:52:58 No.559768

my mom bought me a gamecube once, but then sold it a few months later because she needed money.

Anonymous 02/13/22 (Sun) 03:12:15 No.559769

m*nko

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Anonymous 02/06/22 (Sun) 04:30:01 No. 559328 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.

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Anonymous 02/09/22 (Wed) 02:46:59 No.559505

>>559484
cringe get out

Anonymous 02/09/22 (Wed) 04:26:27 No.559511

>>559465
love love live what doujin game is this

Anonymous 02/11/22 (Fri) 21:37:29 No.559688

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Anonymous 02/11/22 (Fri) 21:39:43 No.559689

>>559688
hate catholics with a passion

Anonymous 02/12/22 (Sat) 01:23:56 No.559703

>>559688
so is he abandoning tshit in florida?

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