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Anonymous 08/05/21 (Thu) 20:54:39 No. 544283 [Reply]

Okay, gentlemen. It's time for Operation State Funded Harem.
Alternative title: You WILL Be a Woman

Here's how it works: Do not commit a crime but if you unintentionally or accidentally DO commit a crime and are caught or you are charged with a crime you did not commit immediately claim you have transitioned into a woman to the first LEO you see.
Have a transwoman name ready so your old name can be "dead-named".
Be a pain in the ass to LEO and the courts by interrupting them constantly for misgendering you or dead-naming you. Keep correcting them. Over and over and over. Do not let up. Savor this opportunity to be a real pain in the ass, it won't last too long.
Keep up the ruse until they give up and simply throw you into lust-filled, cock-deprived female general population.
This will be greatest 4chan troll ever AND some of you may end up losing your vCard to boot. Be aware: success varies in different jurisdictions. Harem quality differs state to state. Enjoy!

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Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 00:58:37 No.544310

>>544308
dead fish

Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 03:19:41 No.544331

>>544308
fresh milk and roses

Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 04:23:48 No.544338

sardines and vinegar

Anonymous 12/06/21 (Mon) 18:56:38 No.554630

BRAAAP

Anonymous 12/06/21 (Mon) 19:03:38 No.554632

A lot of women today claim their vaginas are "self cleaning" so they'll just walk around all day as Chad's semen and coagulated blood ferments inside their holes.

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Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 21:04:50 No. 554574 [Reply]

>Go galo sengen

But seriously why does Japanese DeviantArt have so much soul? I thought they were supposed to be better than us westerners.

Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 21:10:56 No.554575

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Mad wagies be like

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Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 02:12:26 No. 554530 [Reply]

nipahhh~

Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 02:21:13 No.554531

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Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 02:28:11 No.554532

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Now hold on, I can almost make out what's in those pictures…

Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 02:51:10 No.554533

behind every happy nipah there is a sad mii

Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 03:02:53 No.554534

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Anonymous 12/05/21 (Sun) 03:05:24 No.554535

she makes the :3 face and i love that

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Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 06:32:06 No. 543272 [Reply]

Yo quit playin for real

Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 07:56:04 No.543277

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imagine getting a good whiff of her feminine musk

Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 13:22:44 No.543288

BRAP

Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 16:29:30 No.543298

*SNIFF* *SNIFF*

Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 21:49:31 No.554516

>>554513
imagine the intoxicating fragrance

Anonymous 12/20/21 (Mon) 07:40:05 No.555531

smells like ass

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Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 15:17:26 No. 554491 [Reply]

Merorin was here, you guys are faggots

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Anonymous 12/01/21 (Wed) 23:43:19 No. 554327 [Reply]

someone wan one?

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Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 04:56:08 No.554397

kill all slavshits

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 04:57:13 No.554398

polish mein shoes

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 06:19:36 No.554401

>>554394
seethe more, cuck

Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 15:14:12 No.554490

Why did you stop posting only board…

Anonymous 10/10/23 (Tue) 21:30:14 No.601487

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Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 22:01:03 No. 554438 [Reply]

nipahhh~

Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 12:23:20 No.554479

just another brain parasite

Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 12:32:46 No.554480

A mind goblin if you will

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Anonymous 10/23/21 (Sat) 18:24:19 No. 551481 [Reply]

I just want to go back to when i was less weird and had online friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqkXGHNzgbA

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Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 06:12:49 No.554400

>>554399
I'm going to ban you, retard.

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 14:06:38 No.554409

>>554399
Maybe he doesn’t like you because you’re one of those creeps who says “fren” all the time.

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 14:21:11 No.554410

>>554399
die teen raider

Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 10:15:00 No.554476

>>554409
i said "friend" more than "fren" in that post….

Anonymous 12/04/21 (Sat) 12:43:54 No.554483

>>554476
Even just once is too much.

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Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 06:40:44 No. 554403 [Reply]

Kcuf Ato

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 06:59:43 No.554404

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Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 07:02:16 No.554405

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 09:16:09 No.554406

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Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 13:30:46 No.554408

what could it mean…

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Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 04:12:09 No. 554350 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/R4wQqNfcHUM

Rate my gf

Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 05:39:55 No.554357

>Faulkner reference
pretty good / 10

Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 22:29:16 No.554380

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I am no longer asking :gun:

I got gin for the first time and it really has this amazing pine herbal medicine taste.

Brand is "Beefeaters", AKA (lol)… Yeomen Warders of Her Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London, and Members of the Sovereign's Body Guard of the Yeoman Guard Extraordinary

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 00:42:43 No.554381

always get beefeater gin, its nice in the summer as a gin and tonic. awful to drink straight or in shots

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 03:25:26 No.554390

more poopola

Anonymous 12/03/21 (Fri) 04:01:51 No.554391

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used to drink gilbeys straight

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Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 08:01:15 No. 554362 [Reply]

100
BITS OF DIFFERENT COWS
IN ONE BURGER

Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 11:50:39 No.554371

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every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it

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Anonymous 11/25/21 (Thu) 07:25:08 No. 553841 [Reply]

happy turkey day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 03:21:13 No.554345

>>554343
Don't reply to me ever again.

Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 03:41:42 No.554346

henrietta my friend always replied to me

Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 06:17:46 No.554359

henrietta is a tranny name

Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 14:18:25 No.554376

girls name first and foremost

Anonymous 12/02/21 (Thu) 22:28:42 No.554379

>>554359
henri says _____ ______!

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