>>1384my sys admin was a soft-spoken, kinda chubby, nervous and inconfident dork. maybe if he really wanted his dick sucked by me specifically he'd 'threaten' me like that, but otherwise I doubt he'd have the confidence to even approach me with such a proposition.
To answer it more directly, I'd suck his dick but only if he presented it and it was cute. But he'd never present it anyway.