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He looks like a Conquistador…

He conquered my heart….

sage

>>5822
>>5823
>>5824
Hilarious, so pathetic dude.

>>5825

Ron Paul is in the party
Ron Paul sees Sean going into the bathroom with Corner girl.
The Tall girl is clinging to Ron Paul as he waits for Sean outside the bathroom

Now all of a sudden Ron Paul is drinking more
Ron Paul is outside walking down the main street with tall Asian holding him up arm in arm and she won't shut up as Sean leads the four of them hand in hand with the Corner seat Asian laughing as they enter a ramen shop

Ron Paul is in the back of Seans car with Sean driving.
Tall Asian girl kissing his neck secretly
Sean and the corner girl up front laughing as they cruise down the street blaring music

Fading in and out the whole time.

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>>5826
Blackness.
7 hours later
Ron Paul wakes up naked in sheets in a room as the tall asian woman from the night before is also naked holding him as she sleeps.
Ron Paul is in shock, confusion, and disbelief.

The door opens.
Sean's head pops in as he begins to laugh and smile.
Sean: Nice bro.
Puts on ray ban aviators
Sean We're headed out to go get some lunch. Good job and I'll see you in a bit. Grab a cab when she wakes up and get some food together.

Corner girl is heard nagging sean to get going.
Sean: Yeah, just hold on.
Sean: Okay T, sia. Just lock my door when you leave. Tall girl should actually already have a set of my keys. She's been here before.
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This is embarrassing even for you, Sean.

I genuinely enjoyed that.

>>5878
post more drake

>>5878
meme

>>5878
drakeposters really are the worst

>>5864
Gaia only ever got to be 4chan's rival because 4chan validated Gaia's existence and the site was cosntantly advertised all over 4chan without the mods doing anything about it (perhaps intentionally, seeing as moot has ties with Gaia). Had it been wordfiltered like it is here or banned, there would be no interconnection between 4chan and Gaia for at least a couple of years.

not as bad as your threads

>>5563
Can't handle real women yellow fever?

>>5567
Who is this silver haired maiden

>>5569
She has red eyes so she must be a vampire.

>>5570
well then i guess i'll just have to put my stake in her

wtf tiddies??

I don't like celebrity youtubers but his videos are actually pretty good usually

>>5590
More celebrity normers

>>5591
imi wakannai

>>5592
Fu*k the normie generation

>>5590
Yeah I used to hate seeing his face everywhere until I watched one of his videos. It was pretty interesting. I still hate vsauce2 and vsauce3 though.

otamin dont cares

post the memes

night night to teh sleepy princess :D

Oh wow, this is fantastic. This board has some serious ownage going on, way too awesome for the failfest of shit known as 4chan.

You guys deserve so much better, I feel bad for you having to deal with /a/utism, /b/uugums and /v/irgins, although you own those losers pretty damn hard every time they start some pathetic shit.

I like every single on of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time with awesome activities such as "Touhou" and "eroge", and of course, spending a wild time in the own zone. You are the greatness that lacks in the world. I think I'll name my son after you. Jaypee Smith, great ring.

You are all awesome and I'd like to join one of these infamous and wicked parties you refer to as /jp/ meetups. I hope I could be the one on the left. Thank you for listening to me.

>>5609
>spending a wild time in the own zone.
I never got this part. Is the "own zone" your bedroom, or is it like when you "own" someone online with a wicked burn?

>>5610
I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or not.

I saw moot at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said,­ "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Moot trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he­ kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.