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No. 9526

golem get ye gone

No.97075

sigh he loved big lenny

No.97076

who

No.97090

me

No.97095

in

No.97096

woke up throat is sore nose was runny yesterday too hope its NOT a cold feel like i just had a minor one already

No.97103

get in here dweebs

No.97104

waiting for a package NOT even daring to use the toilet and what do you know the status was updated to recipient unavailable despite no delivery attempt it says they left a door tag and theres NOThing

No.97105

been using john smith as a fake name everywhere ever since i watched haruhi as a teen it might as well be my real name at this point

No.97106

owned myself regarding ram usage again wasnt willing to wait more than 10 minutes without restarting

No.97108

got a haircut barber kept talking about sportsball had to fake knowing anything about it think i did a good job

No.97109

you catch the big game last night

No.97110

got an eye exam around the time endgame came out but i hadnt heard about it and had to pretend i was interested in it since the doc kept talking about it

No.97111

mightve been a different marvel movie

No.97112

new ds cable arrived might be time to play the next game

No.97113


No.97114

runny nose thinkin ill boil up these potato dumplings i bought for dinner with some cheese then maybe a sausage if im still hungry

No.97116

change of plans making half the dumplings and frying up some sausage at the same time maybe some noodles too

No.97117

opened my liked videos playlist on youtube and checked through everything only liked about 1200 vids in 14 years first one was giga purin in 2010 guess i was using youtube only as a guest until then

No.97118

glad i went with the sausage and noodles plan since the dumplings arent good at all

No.97119

Please stick it in mee dump

No.97120


No.97121

hate when i fire up the second season of a show and have no idea whats happening

No.97122

havent watched a single 'me in 10 years wonder what i missed

No.97123

quite a large number of damn good shows

No.97124

this season ten years ago was pretty epic

No.97125

constipated and regretting my dietary choices

No.97126


No.97127


No.97128

woke up havin some iced joe and cannabis

No.97129

i live for the drug

No.97130

havin a little iced joe and eight percent hard beverages meself

No.97131

caught myself twiddling my nips

No.97132

never iced my jo i just shoot it on the floor

No.97133

catch mine in my foreskin and let it out in the toilet

No.97134

gth skinbrag

No.97135

>>97131
wish i had sensitive nips

No.97136

mine arent that sensitive probably as a result of putting them through the wringer frequently in the past

No.97137

in dire need of sex

No.97138

how dire can it be

No.97139

moms reading her zog mind control and freaking out about some hurricane in florida who gives a piss i dont live there

No.97140

quite dire ive been known to do some unfortunate things when horny

No.97141

>>97139
same but mom has a friend who lives there

No.97142

wish i had a friend

No.97143

twitter is recommending me japanese feet findom posts

No.97144

tardlaughing the entire week ive been trying to set internet up and just realized a minute ago i was using an older version of a file that doesnt work opened up just about every relevant article webpage normtube video and Gaia post tried everything multiple different ways tried doing it in a vm and couldnt figure it out

No.97145

all week ive been rambling to mom about it and saying it seems like it should be really simple and im gonno feel like a tard when it is the true irony is that i know more now than if i had copied over the right file to start so my stupidity paid off

No.97146

im a chud

No.97147

went to the convenience store to pick up my dinner of a 30 gram protein bar and coconut milk drink then there was this little black guy standing at the counter with a big white dog and he just stared at me

No.97148

feasted down another fat load of curry

No.97149

im a perfect example of the dunning kruger effect

No.97150

holy flip new hunter x hunter chapter

No.97151

never read or watched always meant to

No.97152

why not fire it up right now

No.97153

NOT much point in starting its probably never gonno get a proper conclusion like berzork

No.97154

its about the journey NOT the destination

No.97155

>>97152
havent been able to watch in over 2 years now

No.97156

sigh addicted to map painting games just took jerusalem

No.97157

stream

No.97158

woke up only slept for about 5 to 6 hours

No.97159

>>97155
nows the time

No.97160

its precisely because it isnt the time that i havent been able to

No.97161

nows not the time for fear doctor
that comes later

No.97162

been showering pretty much every day this weekend and the ballsmell is out of control after skipping one day is it possible i just get used to reeking

No.97163

shower twice a day

No.97164

i shower six times every day

No.97165

stormin and rainin

No.97166

dont have the energy to be a neat freak im just a neet freak

No.97167

moms on the couch just went out there to reheat some leftovers and bailed and realized two seconds ago theres a whole container of boiled eggs i could have swiped doh

No.97168

tired of being awesome and epic

No.97169

wowee a whole container of boiled eggs

No.97170

you have to eat all the eggs

No.97171

ijbol

No.97172


No.97173

every day i look in the mirror and am glad im not you

No.97174

>>97169
the alternative is sleep for dinner

No.97175

not for me i had a big bowl of curry

No.97176

piss i think thats whats for dinner regardless thought i saw the light from her laptop screen on the way to the kitchen and faked a bathroom trip have to wait at least an hour to try again

No.97177

>>97172
wow leg of female

No.97178

mom loves you why are you afraid of her

No.97179

because im a feral retard NOT contributing to the bills awake and raiding her fridge at 3am on a work day

No.97180

moms love is unconditional

No.97181

doesnt mean i should rock the boat

No.97182

turning 33 today yay go me

No.97183

i need to be crucified

No.97184

dont know why i thought he was 34 or 36 when that happened

No.97185

when unc turned 33 dad told him the same thing

No.97186

>>97182
why wasnt i invited to the bday party

No.97187

sorry not much of a party person

No.97188

wish i was a sigma so i could rizz up some skibidi gyatt

No.97189


No.97190

>>97188
its NOT that great

No.97191

figs arrived

No.97192

shove em up your arse

No.97193

no thanks thinkin ill place em around my bed to cheer me up when im rotting instead

No.97194


No.97195

wish a sexy lady would hawk tuah on my thang

No.97196

a sexy lady wouldnt do that

No.97197

sexy lady or sexy lady

No.97198


No.97199

thought you meant figs not figs Please stick it in mee

No.97200

>>97194
horsey

No.97201


No.97202

id tell left to take a long walk off a short pier theres only room round these parts for one lazy retard

No.97203

which one would give me sex

No.97204

you can just do sex to them what are they gonno do fight back

No.97205

i didnt ask which one could i do sex to i asked which one would give me sex

No.97206

made a fool of myself again today plus got overcharged at the store but didnt NOTice till too late

No.97207

i always get a receipt i dont even wait for them to ask me if i can i reach over and take it from the register printer

No.97208

sigh

No.97209

>>97201
>>97202
ill take left

No.97210

where are you taking her

No.97211

downloading cyberpunk gonno give it a try so bored might as well do something

No.97212

woke up 3 hours ago made a post and then immediately resnoozed now ive woken once more

No.97213

cybernorm

No.97214

welcome back to the world of the living

No.97215


No.97216

thats a man

No.97217

uh then explain the vagina bones

No.97218

if a cute enough male boy invited me to sex i might consider it

No.97219

you will be in charge of the feminine men in the mansion

No.97220

sigh id rather join them than command them but my overwhelming manliness makes that an impossibility

No.97221

considering getting a tefl cert maybe i could work in japan for a year and if it pinches i can just come back

No.97222


No.97223

frozen ravioli for dinner

No.97224

id let a girlyman suck me off for sure donno about anal sex

No.97225

feels good man

No.97226


No.97227

found some food in my desk

No.97228

used to store packs of seasoned crackers in the desk for when invaders were here and i couldnt snack

No.97229

dont have a desk anymore just a table it was too small when i got a16:9 monitor

No.97230

uh

No.97231

weeping uncontrollably what the flip

No.97232

what about

No.97233

nothing is more worthless than a mans tears

No.97234

the simple fact that you are alive means that your life is worth living

No.97235

im untermensch

No.97236

its raining

No.97237

it was earlier ya

No.97238

snapped a baby in half

No.97239

sigh that poor little babby

No.97240


No.97241

had that horrifying Please excuse my poor English you pick up a room temp can take a mouthful and wonder for a second if it was full of piss

No.97242

just experienced a nightmare scenario and i dont feel tough or brave for handling it i just wish i had killed myself years earlier

No.97243

describe the scenario

No.97244

idktfb

No.97245

>>97243
walked down to the basement in the dark got scared thought i should turn the light on flipped the switch and saw a 15 inch gardener snake right in front of my foot ran upstairs and outside grabbed a shovel and started hacking it to bits woke mom up spent a while shaking and pacing and now im getting paranoid about the cables behind my desk and on the floor

No.97246

what the flip

No.97247

now you got a good story to tell the guys down the pub

No.97248

this is the pube and you are the guys

No.97249

i guess thats true Please stick it in mee gonno sip my morning coffee to that

No.97250

woke up jidoljod

No.97251

was it hashimoto ''one in a thousand years idol´´ kanna

No.97252

raid

No.97253

couldnt snooze more than 45 minutes hope im not getting insomnia again

No.97254

isnormia

No.97255

havent cracked since last week and i feel excellent guess ill crack and feel like shite instead

No.97256


No.97257

have a bottle of alcohol free beer maybe i can trick myself

No.97258

cracked open the wrong one oops Please stick it in mee

No.97259

wonder if id be able to things better if i suddenly died and was reincarnated as my past self just like in my animes if anything id probably turn out worse since id invest in bitcoin then never have to leave the house again

No.97260

i am an existence that shouldnt be allowed to live

No.97261

id send my himabros some cash after selling my btc

No.97262

woke up forgot to prepare my iced joe yesterday guess ill have to brew up a hot steaming jug

No.97263

id send my himabros pics of my marble countertop

No.97264

id go back and save him

No.97265

nobody would believe you or take you seriously

No.97266


No.97267

hope kirbyflipguy is ok

No.97268


No.97269

dont speak moonrunes

No.97270

not surprised theyre mocktails Please stick it in mee

No.97271

bored

No.97272

ate a ton of sugar

No.97273

feasted hard guess ill brew up a postprandial jug

No.97274

mom told me unprompted NOT to think im a burden and that she likes having me around whats that supposed to mean

No.97275

the time has come

No.97276

and so have i

No.97277

cant stop touching my arms didnt even realize muscles could grow in those places

No.97278

feasting on eggs saltines and a can of mackerel

No.97279

feeling fat

No.97280

i am fat

No.97281


No.97282


No.97283

thinking about armpits

No.97284

for example why are they so sexy it just doesnt make sense from an evolutionary perspective

No.97285

we evolved to be atomized internet addicted slaves so far removed from female contact that any part of them is sexual or rather the japs did and were slowly turning into them 20 years late

No.97286

and by were i meant westerners in general of course we were herbivores before it was hip

No.97287

dont think every part is sexual for example the top of head

No.97288

and the vagina is grotesque

No.97289

wrong

No.97290


No.97291

reading foreveralonewomen and crying sigh

No.97292

i dont care women are at least half to blame for the state of things theres NOThing stopping the ones who realize that from tracking me down and saying theyll cook and clean and work while i stay at home im waiting

No.97293

its time to put your big girl pants on ladies and provide for me

No.97294

my existence is so above such trifle matters that i cant help but chuckle

No.97296

they need to change the labor laws so my lgf can contribute to the household

No.97297

if you need your lgf to earn some cash i could be part of the clientele Please stick it in mee

No.97298

dont talk that way

No.97299


No.97300

massive solar flare is almost here

No.97301

sigh flare

No.97302

>>97299
hate those annoying bitches

No.97303

sex i need sex sex sex sex

No.97304

why

No.97305

to fulfill my biological imperative

No.97306

which one

No.97307

the one that compels me to have sex

No.97308

reading the armpit manga

No.97309

moms getting pizza wings today

No.97310

hope its boneless

No.97311


No.97312

cracked gonno feast

No.97313

sometimes listen to a song i like on repeat for days or weeks until it gives me a splitting headache wonder if its the tism

No.97314

made my cawfee

No.97315

listened to one of the eds this season like 10 times the other day

No.97316

>>97313
same but NOT on literal repeat much since i dont have my music player running constantly anymore but ive listened to the same cd at least three times a week since i first heard it last month

No.97317

uh cd

No.97318

i mena its literally a cd rip its got a cue file

No.97319

the feast has begun today its onions noodles cheese sausage

No.97320

went to a store i dont usually go to ot buy alcohol and they didnt card me its so flippin over

No.97321

they probably thought you were 19 or 20 and buying it to share with your friends and 13 year old gf and didnt want to boneblock you

No.97322

can basically guess whether ill be carded or NOT as soon as i enter the abc store based on whether its some dumb bitch working the register

No.97323


No.97324

pretty egregious copypasting

No.97325

must say my living space has become quite a bit brighter with these figs

No.97326

need a new vinyl player

No.97327

own several vinyl from my dark years

No.97328

vinyrm

No.97329

NOThin norm got some pasted 非常階段

No.97330

ripped and uploaded a cd to jps once

No.97331

you can easily walk around outside for a while and find plenty of unused space so how come the you know whos have decreed that land has to be too expensive for me to own any

No.97332

NOT asking for much id be fine with a little run down hut as long as it was waterproof and had electricity running water and internet

No.97333

feeling giddy

No.97334

youre not entitled to their property nakama

No.97335

crying

No.97336

i am entitled to sex

No.97337

woke up and my pcs broke sigh

No.97338

drove for the first time in 4 months was pretty laid back about it but didnt stop to get blogs because im still scared of busy parking lots

No.97339

got lucky today my burrito maker was a 5 foot tall asian girl and her small dexterous fingers wrapped it perfectly

No.97340


No.97341

wish i had a 5 foot tall asian girl burrito maker whens mom gonno get me one

No.97342

havent had a pc malfunction in quite some time thankfully

No.97343

tripped over and spilled water on it

No.97344

gonno snooze

No.97345

taking a fat chunky shit rn

No.97346

tarded out and ended up with 414 tabs thats after trying to close some

No.97347

still on part three of kai no kiseki 78 hours in and metaphor unlocks tonight didnt make it

No.97348

bored

No.97349


No.97350

mix some bleach and ammonia together and inhale deeply

No.97351

3 weeks to halloween and havent watched a single movie

No.97352

woke up to extreme grogginess and a sore throat

No.97353

wonder if id be attractive if i slimmed down and didnt wear the same exact outfit every day that ive been wearing for years

No.97354

just had a massive anxiety spike for an unclear reason gonno snooze

No.97355

woke up hi

No.97356

do i know you

No.97357

goooooood flipping morning

No.97362


No.97363

gonno watch a vtuber punish herself with an electro-sex shock butt plug

No.97364

never used one of those only have external pads

No.97365

groan button on my mp3 player already broken even though i just bought it they dont make them like they used to

No.97366

really need to jo but mom keeps pestering me

No.97367

she smells your pheromones

No.97368

forgot that mp3 players existed

No.97369

got my abs ready for next summer

No.97370

>>97368
die streamnorm

No.97371

still got me ol normpod shuffle

No.97372

aNOTher 12 hour day at the office today im beat guess ill pick up some blogs n snacks on the way back

No.97373

>>97365
mangled the hell out of mine so i know what the internals look like its probably not the button but the wheel

No.97374

dont know what you mean by that but the sound button doesnt click anymore i can get it to activate correctly maybe one in four times if i squeeze just the right way but sometimes that just makes it freeze and crash

No.97375

breaking out in hives rn

No.97376

it puts the lotion on its skin

No.97377

post those abs

No.97378

thought you were the guy that had the same model as me sorry

No.97379

dont think lotion would do anything took my antihistamines so it should fade soon

No.97380

feeling excellent but probably wont when i wake up tomorrow morning

No.97381

woke up hiya ghoty

No.97382

whats on the agenda for today

No.97383

bit into a chip sideways the wrong way and it jammed into the roof of my mouth which hurts now

No.97384

gonno read all day

No.97385

read what

No.97386

felt wired a few hours ago so thought id blog a bit to relax but now im two liters in and still feel wired just with less mental capacity and fine motor skills maybe having that caffeine in the afternoon was a mistake wouldnt be so bad if i could at least hang with the boys but everyones out clubbing

No.97387

played some wc3

No.97388

chinese webnovels

No.97389

why NOT japanese literature instead

No.97390

i already spent my entire teenage and adult life consuming japanese media

No.97391

always wanted to travel the world but at the end of the day im too pmb to even enter a new shop that isnt part of a megachain wonder if i could travel if i let myself get scammed out the arse going through a travel agency on essentially a long term guided tour NOT that i could afford that

No.97392

i wish i was smart enough for japanese media

No.97393

youd have to pay me to consume chink shite

No.97394

dont need to be smart lns are basically manga just without pictures think kagami even said something like that

No.97395

love to type something get autocorrect to highlight it as wrong without giving any possible substitute and then confirming that what i wrote was correct when checking on google

No.97396

autonormect

No.97397

>>97363
was it pamu

No.97398

leathery patch on my ankle feels even harder today wonder if its related to how i made the mistake of rewearing old socks because they smelled fine at first only to end up with utterly rank and extremely itchy feet after a while

No.97399

dont know how to interpret your question

No.97400

wish i was cool

No.97401

every time i eat chips i regret it because i feel like utter shite afterwards but managed to trick myself into buying some today saying that last time i got some i managed to spread the bag across three days so it wasnt so bad just polished off the whole big bag NOT looking forward to the consequences

No.97402

feeling cold forecast says its 42 out NOT opening the window to check got the heaters on but theyre NOT very strong

No.97403

wonder when society will realize that attraction to kodomos is completely normal NOT even saying that its good or bad just that it isnt it isnt surprising when some famous person is revealed as having an interest in sexy ladies

No.97404

wish i was ped

No.97405

its not that great

No.97406

id flip a nice sexy lady if i had the power and means to do so too so i cant judge

No.97407

gotta respect him and sexy ladysis for staying strong

No.97408

think i bruised the side of my benis head while sleeping it hurts NOT pissing blood though so maybe its fine

No.97409

never had bloody piss or shit or cum or any of the various disgusting ailments and symptoms you guys talk about

No.97410

been snoozing naked for about a month now and i simply cant go back underwear feels very constrictive now

No.97411

bought 16 blogs at 1.10 each need to start looking for some movies this weekend

No.97412

end up nakey after joing off to sleep sometimes but it makes me feel scared and vulnerable when i wake

No.97414

cracked

No.97415

neighbors standing in the window staring at me

No.97416

call 911

No.97417

was just wondering if lenny was dead a few days before this thread was bumped and now he is what did you do

No.97418

the golem has got ye gone

No.97419

what the flip sigh sorry

No.97420

now thats a big sigh

No.97421

>>97419
youve got premonition

No.97422

woke up felt okay so i took some caffeine now it feels like my head is trying to burst out of my skull

No.97423

practicing my back handspring

No.97424

gonno pop down to the store lmk if you need anything

No.97425

rain and lightning have arrived

No.97426

blankie

No.97427

craving sugar

No.97428

mom said no

No.97429

punched myself

No.97430

if i had a hammer

No.97431

tired

No.97432

same napped a bit

No.97433

watching the new dnsl

No.97434

accidentally jod but i guess its for the best

No.97435

not interested in anything

No.97436

didnt get enough when i went shopping i could go back but i dont even have the energy to sit up

No.97437


No.97438

my new cage is here

No.97439

nice chastity cage

No.97440

jod again

No.97441

drinking carrot juice

No.97442

big purple bruises on my dick and scrotum

No.97443

>>97438
but were already twelve days into locktober

No.97444

feeling sick

No.97445

sipped some covfefe

No.97446

pc froze last night so i just snoozed lost a ton of tabs anyway after reloading some because the internet archive is down

No.97447

woke up h

No.97448

h or h

No.97449

storm earth and fire heed my call

No.97450

drinking a mug of joe to enhance my jo

No.97451

oog me joe me jo

No.97452

spent all day in bed rotting

No.97453

NOT like ive got anything better to do or rather NOT like im going to do anything to better myself

No.97454

another beautiful rainy and windswept day having a jug of joe and enjoying the view

No.97455

bloating

No.97456

bored

No.97457

need to do something with my life dont know what and dont have the means to do anything other than sit in my room and wait to get tired enough to go back to sleep and over again

No.97458

someone nearby just started noisenorming the second i opened my window to cool my room down

No.97459


No.97460

time to sleep again thank god

No.97471

guess ill crack already doublejacked

No.97472

only been wearing long pants again for like 3 days and ive already got an ingrown hair on me knee

No.97473

woke up and oh lord my aching back mustve slept the wrong way

No.97474

moms got this foam roller i used last year when my back got flipped up a few minutes on one of those and youll be good to go

No.97475

think the problem is my mattress and pillow

No.97476

pillows been on me floor for at least 2 years now cant tell if i miss it

No.97477

sigh that reminds me of when neetblog and i went on a foam adventure

No.97478


No.97479

nothing wrong with staring at 12 year old girls outside

No.97480

girls younger than that come up to the house sometimes asking to see moms dog to bad im NOT ped and shrink away back to my cave when i hear knocking

No.97481

people with lolita complexes arent human theyre beasts

No.97482

you cant call my friends beasts i dont have a daughter i dont care what they do

No.97483

those were satous words NOT mine

No.97484

unless you mean that like theyre flippin beasts Please stick it in mee

No.97485

>>97483
youll have to forgive me for being unable to recognize quotes like that at a glance my brain looks like swiss cheese at this point

No.97486

i forgive you i quoted from the worse version anyway

No.97487

ghotymaps are virpeds they would never lay hands on a succulent child unless provoked

No.97488

pedophiles are flipping immature assholes

No.97489

>>97486
arent there 4 versions

No.97490

little babies are so adorable and cute

No.97491

>>97488
Please stick it in mee just got it

No.97492

>>97489
i meant to type worst and was gonno correct myself but assumed youd be smart enough to understand what i meant

No.97493

never assume anything especially that

No.97494

>>97480
lucky that never happened to me

No.97495

just saw a ghost in the living room

No.97496

if i died and became a ghost id probably check in and spectate you guys maybe its a fallen bro

No.97497

must have been nb

No.97498

nbs alive and thriving

No.97499

is this nb in the room with you right now

No.97500

watched a high school movie and remembered that recently i was having nightmares about NOT remembering my locker combination and having to ask at the office for help even though i dropped out 15 years ago

No.97501

never used my locker because i couldnt see the numbers without my glasses

No.97502

never went to highschool

No.97503

dont think i used mine at all that last year i just carried all my shite with me

No.97504

>>97502
you didnt miss anything in fact youre more human than me by NOT having your mind and soul poisoned by the norns month after month year after year

No.97505

milk is drinking strong zero in japan

No.97506

certain girls strongly remind me of how weak and small they are and how big and strong i am and milks one of em

No.97507

im weak and frail

No.97508

im big im weak

No.97509

bhole moist rn

No.97510


No.97511

watching the startup anime

No.97512

the ghostsugi startup

No.97513

bruised where i punched myself yesterday

No.97514

>>97500
hate those

No.97515

still cant believe that nb is flipping dead

No.97516

rather be flipping dead than dead flipping am i right

No.97517

am i right or am i right

No.97518

>>97504
nah that wouldve been my chance to learn social skills if id gotten good at masking earlier i might be rich and have a wife by now

No.97519

>>97515
still dont believe you hes too weird to live and too rare to die

No.97520

nb died years ago its time to move on

No.97521


No.97522

tired of that fud

No.97523

sigh he would have loved that webm

No.97524

woke up time for a jug

No.97525

the juggler

No.97526

wish i was down with the clown

No.97527

please dont mention that topic

No.97528

whoop whoop

No.97529

ear hurts in more ways than one

No.97530

what does that mean

No.97531

bones sore think i overdid it

No.97532

surprisingly the bruise didnt get worse today it just got turned more of a brighter red instead of purple

No.97533

pasted bonebruise

No.97534

made a half pound enchilada it took me half an hour to eat it

No.97535

new parts arrived to fix my rig after that terrible spill now im posting from it

No.97536

what were the parts

No.97537

needed a mobo but got a new case and psu just for fun too

No.97538

pic or link

No.97539

the board is an msi b550 a pro and the case is a corsair 4000d they were on sale

No.97540

>>97530
outside ear and ear canal

No.97541

the front looks like itd be distracting so id put it on the floor but NOT bad did you get a corsair psu too

No.97542

it doesnt have any leds on the front think those are just marketing pics and ya

No.97543

i need to rape the weak

No.97544

i am weak

No.97545

same

No.97546

i am a one man rape machine

No.97547

stomach doesnt feel good

No.97548

腹パン art often shows it already bruised but in my experience it just turns red at first and the bruises dont show up till later though presumably its different if the impact is strong enough like a baton round or something

No.97549

not sure id classify that filth as art

No.97550

opened a new tab to look something up and immediately forgot what it was

No.97551

time to snooze wouldnt mind dreaming a good dream

No.97552

https://rumble.com/v5iii3p
sigh p anderson got 5150d

No.97553

>>97549
its NOT filth

No.97554

anyone that would enjoy drawing or looking at drawings of women being victimized with stomach punches isnt even human

No.97555

wouldnt mind playing punchy with a nice lady

No.97556

showered for the first time in 2 weeks and wearing 100 percent clean clothes

No.97557

woke up hi love a good harapan

No.97558


No.97559

they love it

No.97560

ulis mom died

No.97561

sigh

No.97562

sigh uli

No.97563

hope he dies next

No.97564

watching isekai

No.97565

drinking a delightful mixture of water barley and hops

No.97566

drinking a delightful mixture of carbonated water alcohol and cane sugar

No.97567

sigh popped open a second bottle but dont feel like drinking it now but dont want it to go to waste even though its NOT even anything expensive

No.97568

sigh he loved popping bottles in da club with grans credit card

No.97569

drafted in mtga and went 7-0

No.97570

keep getting flea bites

No.97571

woke up mornin gents

No.97572

im no gentleman

No.97573

im gentlesir

No.97574

dry lips

No.97575

sverige said thats a low fat diet symptom

No.97576

but i just had plenty of butter and cheese with my half a loaf of bread and pasta and carbs

No.97577

is sverige still fleeing that murder charge

No.97578

thats all fud hes a victim of a psychopathic demon

No.97579

wish i was as pasted as sv3rige

No.97585

>>97563
basflapper

No.97586

caught a trout on the first or second cast and had it ruined by a pack of faggot tweens immediately showing up and crowding the beach out left early because they wouldnt shut the flip up the whole hour so im probably getting trolled on ticktock for baiting the hook weird or something already learned my lesson about going out on holidays but i pushed it and suffered like i deserve

No.97587

get owned tard

No.97588

hate the flippin teens

No.97589

chipotle girl remembered my order from last week so she upsold me on a gsnapfruit izze

No.97590

same but it was the ancient cashier at the blog store saying she remembered carding me on friday

No.97591

bones are creaking

No.97592

lets get a pic of that trout

No.97593

stalkwalked stocked up on curry ingredients and that light green showered and brewed up a jug of coffee its time to relax

No.97594

>>97592
hes indecent and missing a head right now ill take one when i cook it

No.97595

feeling happy in a great mood wonder if mom slipped something in my meal

No.97596

finished kai no kiseki packed up the ps quintuple and put it back in the closet

No.97597

tinnitus rapidly getting worse and worse lately the fan doesnt even drown it out anymore just add it to the list of reasons to rope

No.97598

have had normitus for ages you simply forget its there

No.97599

had it for ages too and now its getting significantly worse for no apparent reason but i appreciate being told by some norm with only a minor version of it that its actually NOT so bad

No.97600

am i detecting a hint of sarcasm

No.97601

love my tinnitus wouldnt want to live without it

No.97602

>>97594
where is the full slice vid

No.97603

cookin up a hot steaming load

No.97604

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Please forgive my rudenesshCe4NmwEM

No.97605

sigh Please forgive my rudeness

No.97606

i will never forgive you

No.97607

hate when i squeeze out a juicy turd spend five minutes wiping then aNOTher one comes out

No.97608

normtop ran out of battery overnight and now whats been working all week is broken

No.97609

love eating food

No.97610

watching tutorials made by 8 year old girls on how to do back walkovers

No.97611

Please stick it in meehee weve all been there

No.97612

speak for yourself pednorm

No.97613

its educational

No.97614

>>97610
now why would a 40 year old man need to know how to do such a thing

No.97615

trying to get flexible

No.97616

>>97614
hes just checking their form to alert them of potential injuries

No.97617

sigh pnig hated watching 8 year old girls

No.97618

got a sixer of double strength cold ones and theres a powerful storm just beginning to unfold gonna sit out and get twisted and enjoy it

No.97619

got it working again not sure what the flip happened it defiantly didnt require a reinstall but i wasnt smart enough to do anything else

No.97620

spoke too soon

No.97621


No.97622

hey wait a cotton picking minute there i dont want that in my cache

No.97623

lets restrain ourselves and not bedevil the otamin like that please

No.97624

if its on youtube that means its safe for a general audience

No.97625

ya but it isnt safe for me as an easy target for the popo it was all fun and games until i saw a n***le

No.97626

NOThin wrong with that

No.97627

that little baby had it coming

No.97628

think the cold season just started i was sweating my balls off in here the other day now im shivering just because the acs still in the window

No.97629

gotta keep blasting the ac in the fall and winter to match the atmosphere

No.97630

havent turned it on in a while im just to lazy too remove it

No.97631

to

No.97632


No.97633

good morning i need to get culled

No.97634

circulation doesnt feel so good today feet are tingly and sweating face chest and arms are flush red plus i feel some roids coming on as i sit upon my throne

No.97635


No.97636

only slept for 2 hours woke up feeling extra gassy and NOT from my bhole

No.97637

they call him belchboy

No.97638

burped like 45 times gonno try to snooze again

No.97639


No.97640

was supposed to get a yaoi loving plumper gf from the anime club but something went wrong

No.97641

cant stand ugly or fat women

No.97642

you cant afford to be picky

No.97643

went to the store picked up a soft pretzel a cheesy soft pretzel two rolls and a croissant time to carbload

No.97644

those are evil carbs

No.97645

what can i say im an evil guy

No.97646

weird when i was a teen i could only get off to fetish porn and art but now perfectly normal drawings of attractive ladies will get me going thought it was supposed to go the other way and my interests would only become more perverse as i got older NOT that they didnt too

No.97647

same

No.97648

this is our sign its time to settle down with a nice mildly attractive woman and procreate with vanilla sex

No.97649

watching the golf anime sigh tonbo

No.97650

ate 2 meat and cheese sandwiches 2 cookies 1 pretzel with butter thinkin ill save the rest for tomorrow

No.97651

sigh shouldntve eaten so much now my libido is shot there go my evening plans

No.97652

drinking water with carbonic acid

No.97653

awoke now im lighting up and brewin tha jug

No.97654

had too much coffee now im feelin weird

No.97655

took moms ac out and the one in the living room

No.97656

mine broke

No.97657

dont use mine prefer the calming effect of a high powered fan instead

No.97659

dont remember joing yesterday thats NOT to say i didnt

No.97660

havent jod in over a week

No.97661

jogged

No.97662

tired of norms ruining everything

No.97663

ive got norm fatigue

No.97664

time to eat my beans

No.97665

this norm eatin beans

No.97666

nipah banner

No.97667

woke up gas is gone

No.97668

got banned for extreme racism again sigh

No.97669

you get what you deserve bastard

No.97670

die norm

No.97671

put another steaming load of curry on to simmer whilst simultaneously heating up some of yesterdays batch

No.97672

never had curry whats it like

No.97673

love a good lamb or goat curry never get chicken since its too mainstream

No.97674

drank too much cawfee started raging making dinner

No.97675

youre just like me except i dont make dinner i wait for mom to feed me or starve

No.97676

wasnt supposed to have to do it mom said she had it covered but she doesnt know shite so i had to jump in

No.97677

>>97672
it can be heaven or hell and anywhere in between

No.97678


No.97679

something inside my case is buzzing it better NOT be one of those new fans

No.97680

wish i was cool enough to smoke

No.97681

bought some incense to freshen up the cave

No.97682

gotta be real cool to smoke a fag

No.97683

nutted and neetcutted

No.97684

was thinking that has to be one of the gayest things ive ever seen leave it to a tween to make smoking seem embarrassing

No.97685

nigah

No.97686

after reinstalling everything last night the same thing happened and i realized the fix is to manually set the date and time

No.97687

present day present time

No.97688

guess ill jerkjo my bone for a bit and get to cracking

No.97689

fired up some frozen enchiladas i can feel the normburn already

No.97690

uh simply wait for them to cool down first

No.97691

its snapping time in the mansion whos gonna get it first

No.97692

>>97690
its NOT a question of physical temperature its question of eating a ton of spicy tomato sauce and cheese and beef before bed

No.97693

oh

No.97694


No.97695

guess ill look for something to watch

No.97696

how about rewatching someone you enjoyed as a teen and pretending things are still okay

No.97697

woke up ate cheesy pretzel roll with lots of butter and salt and butter croissant with more butter and salt

No.97698

you might be butter but im butterer

No.97699

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnOoNqnDEPs average night at the himansion

No.97700

himansion had to shut down were living in the utility closet of the otamansion now

No.97701

napped now im heatin some curry

No.97702

want to eat a real rice ball donut but nobody around here sells them

No.97703

>>97699
whats with the porch monkey smoke alarm chirp also is that his girlfriend

No.97704

i wear those same shoes around the house

No.97705

its not flippin fair

No.97706

the normburn came and went but now im roiding hard

No.97707


No.97708

guess ill snooze

No.97709

accidentally saw some ai dog porn

No.97710

one day i will die and i will no longer exist

No.97711

NOT as long as someone remembers you

No.97712

>>97699
nice cheeks

No.97713

cant handle another round of existentialism right now maybe next week or so

No.97714

your existence is a gift to the world and brings joy to those around you

No.97715

or at least to me

No.97716

eating delicious carbs and fat

No.97717

and drinking delicious rotted carbs

No.97718

now delicious carbs and sugar

No.97719

gotta love a good carb

No.97720

eating more carbs and fat starting to hurt

No.97721

wrist cracks every time i stroke which is several times a second when in the thick of it hope that isnt dangerous

No.97722

dont understand bullied kids why NOT simply fight back

No.97723


No.97724

the normion

No.97725

woke up good mornin gentlemen

No.97726

guess ill abuse my body with dirt cheap freeze dried mexican instant cawfee

No.97727

might reward my body with a jug brewed from freshly ground organic peruvian beans

No.97728

getting closer to the prostate exam age hope its NOT an excuse to bugger my cornhole

No.97729

just doctor shop for an attractive girl one

No.97730

guess ill take my ac out today or tomorrow mom said itll be hot next week but ill just open the window

No.97731

gonna delay that jug awhile and ice it

No.97732

got chinese dine in this time and the place was empty just 1 fat guy staffing it

No.97733

gaming

No.97734

feastin on curry

No.97735

went on my second Drive in 4 months and did things that scare me like going into parking lots and narrow streets

No.97736

nothing worse than trying to park in a full cramped parking lot

No.97737

burnt my forearm on the air fryer again theres 3 burn marks now i look like a teengirl that cuts herself

No.97738

there were 3 of us in line at the blog store i was in the middle the girl asked me if i was 21 and then carded me but NOT the other guys even though we were all around the same age nice of her to single me out for being the shortest and scrawniest to humiliate me and put me in my place

No.97739

ate tuna sandwich

No.97740

fired up a nice air fryer chickin and fries

No.97741

>>97738
it was a shite test you were supposed to cold approach and peacock

No.97742

ate that chickin sandvich

No.97743

downloaded i2p

No.97744

you should learn from his mistakes

No.97745

im clean its fine

No.97746

post that webm you know the one

No.97747

i dont have it

No.97748

sigh ill just imagine you did and tardchuckle to myself about it

No.97749

nice mindghosta

No.97750

My life has actually been fucked for a while now and I need to fix it. I am a 34 year old single man living in his mothers house with dead animals and garbage. Although I don't "hate" it, I don't want to die this way.

No.97751

the only dead animals around here are in the trash can or thrown over the fence and all of the garbage is contained within my room

No.97752

>>97750
start by cleaning your room

No.97753

speedrunning the beetus drinking beer and eating white rice with sugarsauce

No.97754

eating peppered jerky once you pop you cant stop

No.97755

little babies are tormenting me from the courtyard once again

No.97756

pic

No.97757

id trade with you in a second they were knocking again to see moms dog today and i roadie ran under the windows back to me room

No.97758

cute little babies

No.97759

im NOT saying theyre ugly they just arent relevant to my interests if i walked the dog every day i would be on a first name basis with them like i was with the guy on my street when i was a kid that taught us how to burn holes in frogs with a magnifiying glass that got sent to military school after stealing our neighbors tv

No.97760

mom said she liked my neetteenbeard too bad shes the only one

No.97761

come to me little baby come to daddy

No.97762

being a natty daddy requires more than were capable of i fear or maybe im the only neurotic loser left

No.97763

mcdonalds girl was covered in facial tattoos and she touched my fingers when handing me stuff but she gave me the wrong drink so she made me pull forward while they corrected it and then they gave me aNOTher wrong drink with no straw and was really tired of it at that point so just parked and walked inside to get a straw and drank my wrong drink

No.97764

never driven through a drive through

No.97765

no himaman would ever dream of doing any of the shit in that 200 word essay

No.97766

thumbstrain

No.97767

think ive got a roid coming on or coming out as it were although its NOT quite breached the danger zone yet

No.97768

got more carbs lady tried to tell me i could just use the self checkout when i put my stuff down on the belt but i just gave her the blank stare

No.97769

groan just NOTiced i left the cheese out all night and day

No.97770

dad made coffee gonno sip

No.97771

pain in my thumb and wrist and arm area getting worse

No.97772

drove to the liquor store and got a bottle of bourbon

No.97773


No.97774

you gonna share or what

No.97775

woke up gripped a jug of iced joe now its time to relax

No.97776

teeth hurt

No.97777

chipotle girl was a trainee who struggled to wrap my burrito and the other girls had to tell her you got it you can do this

No.97778

never entered a normpotle never will hope you get ecoli and shite your organs out

No.97779

might stream later tonight

No.97780

gonno grill some sausages

No.97781


No.97782

never been to chipotle never had food poisoning

No.97783

need a retarded sandwich artist gf

No.97784

heatin up some curry

No.97785

my body is ready

No.97786

might make a milkshake tomorrow

No.97787

guess ill jack around for a while too bored to do anything else

No.97788

normshake

No.97789

went to the 4 by accident and by god what a sad sight it is

No.97790

why what was wrong

No.97791

love going on the 4 and laughing at the funny memes and soy faces

No.97792

saw a guy in a sportscar with a very loud engine roar down the hill then turn make a loop and do it again 4 times

No.97793

hate those damn loud bikes and cars wish the flippin worthless cops would apprehend them and arrest those bastards

No.97794

just want to snooze

No.97795

been catching up on the sleepy princess manga myself

No.97796

hello kitty woman has some more halloween decorations out but theyre NOT hello kitty themed

No.97797

miss sanriotown their email service was incredibly unsecured but the web 1.0 ui was so nice

No.97798

feeling somber because i looked at the calendar and realized i time traveled two weeks into he future without noticing again

No.97799

lucky you im still stuck in the past

No.97800

woke from the nap i took

No.97801

ooging out over drawings of cleavage

No.97802

cant relate

No.97803

bought a compound bow

No.97804

are you some kind of queer

No.97805

thought about getting a hunting crossbow since theres no laws about them

No.97806

i need mommy

No.97807

i need sex

No.97808

i need snooze

No.97809

snoozed from 10pm to 5am last night

No.97810

then spent two hours in bed touching myself before getting up Please stick it in mee

No.97811

thats a sin

No.97812

oh yeah where does the bible say that

No.97813

joing is a basic bodily function that everyone needs to do the bible doesnt say anything about it in the same way that it doesnt talk about jesus pooping

No.97814

didnt jo just j

No.97815

i love jayoing

No.97816

normburn carbweek has caught up with me

No.97817

im on carblife

No.97818

long day at the office today

No.97819

new shoes already stinking bad worried i might have fungus

No.97820

got my fridey night party supplies forced myself to NOT get blogs its a night of sobriety

No.97821

watching the loliwife anime

No.97822

read that as lowlife even though i wrote it Please stick it in mee

No.97823

stayed in bed for 3 hours after waking up its instant cawfee time

No.97824

sounds like somebodys got a case of the mondays

No.97825

sippin coffee and eating churro

No.97826

die spic

No.97827

woke up and prepped a jug

No.97828

bored

No.97829

what plaything can you offer me today

No.97830

havent eaten eggs in months

No.97831

same last time was a chicken cheese and olive omelette

No.97832

had a nice egg sandwich yesterday

No.97847

a storm is brewing inside me

No.97848

went out and got another 20 dollar oktoberfest 12pack hope they stop stocking these soon so i can save money once youve been to flavor country its hard to leave

No.97849

sippin some coke (zero)

No.97850

uh parentheses

No.97851

guess ill try to clean my table up

No.97852

like how thoroughly are you cleaning

No.97853

i mean im pouring out cans of moldy piss and wiping the crumbs onto the floor

No.97854

mom says you need to vacuum once a week on the same day so it becomes a regular routine

No.97855

are burgs now im sipping my coke zero again

No.97856

ate

No.97857

>>97854
shes probably right ive been stuck at the planning stage for 2 years

No.97858

mom makes me vacuum the whole house every other day

No.97859

live alone and vacuum once a fortnight or so clean the bathroom and mop around once a month clean the kitchen and tidy my living spaces daily

No.97860

dont know if i could handle living by myself

No.97861

you could probably handle a lot more than you think if you were really forced to

No.97862

thats true but sometimes you dont make it through trials by fire

No.97863

dont own a vacuum

No.97864

gonno snooze

No.97865

but i just woke up

No.97866

keep getting heart flutters

No.97867

dont worry about it

No.97868

dying

No.97869

same probably NOT gonno last aNOTher 60 years

No.97870

you have to

No.97871

NOT as a free man anyway Please stick it in mee

No.97872

ordered another hard drive enclosure mom was on normazon

No.97873

when am i getting my sex

No.97874

did you submit your application by the deadline

No.97875

groan too tired to enjoy being awake but cant go back to sleep because my bladder keeps filling up

No.97876

sigh he loved drinking tranny piss

No.97877

nb claims another

No.97878

its too late to make fish sticks but im in the mood for some frozen slave gruel

No.97879

theyre in the oven if mom doesnt like it she can tape a hose to her car exhaust and put it through my window

No.97880

why NOT simply uber something

No.97881

because i have principles and dont want to contribute to the massive illegal spic population bomb in my previously human county

No.97882

no human is illegal

No.97883

they arent human

No.97884

havent eaten food prepared by another human in years

No.97885

every restaurant ive eaten food from in the last 4 years was recently in the local paper for having health code violations

No.97886

thats where the flavor comes from

No.97887

unsurprisingly the chinks were the worst

No.97888


No.97889

nasty old nags

No.97890

ill admit i played kancercolon for a few days 10 years ago because i was sexually aroused by the characters and the pornographic homemade comics about them but that was it i dont understand how spent this whole time posting about this dumb phone game shit

No.97891

its better not to think about it

No.97892

whats NOT to understand

No.97893

love the ships love the horses love the youkai and shrine maidens

No.97894

two of those things are NOT like the others and i mean the second two

No.97895

uh kancolle isnt a mobile game

No.97896

got him on a technicality Please stick it in mee

No.97897

who gives a fuck kikeberg game mobile game same thing

No.97898

language

No.97899


No.97900

avoided normahol last night so i wouldnt waste today rotting in bed with a headache but i am anyway

No.97901

squeezed out a footlong

No.97902

think i played spyro like one time

No.97903


No.97904

if that image was 25+ years old id believe it but its a total falsehood if its from any point in the last 10 to 14 years

No.97905

im 25+ years old

No.97906


No.97907

think ive got an electrolyte imbalance

No.97908

cousin loved spyro

No.97909

longshowered soaped up my bhole to get it squeaky clean almost fainted when i stood up prostate feels irritated now

No.97910

what do you mean stood up do you shower lying down or something

No.97911

no i was squatting to have better reach around

No.97912

wish googles japanese text detection and ocr wasnt total garbage

No.97913

love when i finally work up the energy to NOT be glued to my bed and switch to being glued to the toilet instead

No.97915

woke up lojod

No.97916

pic

No.97917

hit the wrong key combination now my screen is black and white or rather grayscale

No.97918

edged too long

No.97919

spermed bigly

No.97920


No.97921

norm processing unit

No.97922

spermed doubly

No.97923

eat

No.97924

funny you should say that just went to the store for drinks and snacks splurged and got two little pizza things from the bakery section and the checkout lady only saw one Please stick it in mee

No.97925

smooth criminal

No.97926

watching the anime with the guy whos a loner who prefers solitude but hangs out with a dozen girls that would be me if i had been born in japan

No.97927

gaming

No.97928

stream

No.97930

made a mistake

No.97931

was it waking up

No.97932

feeling sick and lethargic

No.97933

had 250mg caffeine today still cant keep my eyes open

No.97934

right now id take a good massage over a sex

No.97935

massaged the inside of my ass

No.97936

i could have helped with that

No.97937

get aids and die you freaks

No.97938

>>97933
unsure how much is in the beaner floor sweeping instant cawfee i drink 1 teaspoon is supposed to equal 1 mug of normal which is around 80mg if i remember right and i do 3

No.97939

what if i really got aids and died bet you wouldnt be laughing then

No.97940

spent most of today rotting in bed hope tomorrow is better

No.97941

body is hot and i dont mean in a sexual away feels like ive got a fever but from my head to my feet

No.97942

think i need to clean my sheets the crumbs keep digging into my back

No.97943

went to a german restaurant with mom it was nice had some schweinshaxe and schnitzel

No.97944

hope you got some spätzle

No.97945

sigh remembering the first times i played minecraft take me back

No.97946

tried to impress a guy once by telling him about playing minecraft while it was still in alpha but then he said he played it back then too and used to run a youtube channel with redstone tutorials

No.97947

never played minecrap

No.97948

was a regular in the irc Please stick it in mee

No.97949

won an internet argument against some teen

No.97950

why would that be impressive to someone our age at the time it was at the peak of its popularity

No.97951

maybe he was hitting on a little boy

No.97952

woke up and realized i forgot to get a jug sigh

No.97953

this has been a terrible saturday

No.97954

hot but cant have the window open because some norms have been blabbing away for hours outside

No.97955

headphones

No.97956

wherever i go i must also rape

No.97957

moms making noise about ordering a pizza

No.97958

im to low iq for the topping pricing scheme theyve got i want everything but everything comes with bacon too and i dont think theyll lower the price by one topping if i say i dont want it

No.97959

havent had pizza in so long im forgetting what it tastes like

No.97960

im too low iq PERIOD

No.97961

>>97944
they had it but i didnt get any Please stick it in mee

No.97962

have a big bag of that in the cabinet from months ago maybe a year it was cheap so i tried it but theyre NOT like regular noodles

No.97963

cracked some lemongrass pilsner

No.97964

remonglass

No.97965

mom said she wanted to watch a scary movie the problem is she only wants to watch gay direct to streaming ghost story trash

No.97966

forced mom to watch every hellraiser movie over the course of the last 2 years

No.97967

she must have pissed you off i havent even watched past 3

No.97968

it was just to see if i could

No.97969

dont like horror movies

No.97970

my life is a horror movie except its NOT a movie

No.97971

thought my life was a tragedy but its a comedy

No.97972

im trash

No.97973

im garbage

No.97974

>>97971
same Please stick it in mee

No.97975

flip you norms

No.97976


No.97977

crazy how sex is a real thing that people do

No.97978

ive easily watched thousands of hours of video evidence that its real and exists but i still dont believe it

No.97979

maybe its all made up and we are living in a platos cave of sorts

No.97980

im the neet in platos cave

No.97981

what do the shadows on the wall look like

No.97982

wild how the norms will just believe whatever theyre told like that dinosaurs were real

No.97983

have a stack of dinosaur books in a box around here somewhere are you telling me its all fake

No.97984

you mean to tell me you really believe 10 story tall lizards roamed the earth 100000000 years ago give me a break

No.97985

the only universal truth i believe in is that life is a gay waste of time but ya there may have been dinosaurs or the earth is 700 years old and flat who cares

No.97986

dino bones still have soft tissue in them only tards think theyre more than a few thousand years old

No.97987

the seventh day adventists say they died with the flood Please stick it in mee noah wasnt a jurassic park fan

No.97988

sigh forgot to get milk now how am i supposed to drink my coffee

No.97989

internet archive is still down sigh why did those retards feel the need to expose their powerlevel and advertise that they were breaking friendish copyright laws because of a fake illness

No.97990

>>97988
ive got a gallon i could share but i dont put it in cawfee i drink it straight up with some sugar to punish myself

No.97991

its over

No.97992

if it comes back im spending the last of my money on another 8tb hard drive

No.97993

uh if you add sugar then its NOT straight up

No.97994

thats just the first cup to get things going i started doing it when i saw it done in one of the friday the 13th movies last year

No.97995

>>97992
the new meta is 14tb refurbs

No.97996

i just drank it black thats how i used to do it before switching from folgers to instant

No.97997

i mena 20tb Please stick it in mee got them mixed up thats what i got

No.97998

lost one of my hard drives hope mom doesnt find it

No.97999

>>97995
im too beta to purchase used with no warranty

No.98000

too beta to use the warranty when something breaks

No.98001

got that cloudy headache again took some profen but dont think it does anything

No.98002

mom said she was reading the box of excedrin and it said something like if you use it once a month for a year it may no longer work thats pretty flipped up when did that happen

No.98003

uh once a month isnt that a twice a day pill

No.98004

i thought so its just caffeine and aspirin as far as im aware

No.98005

never take aspirin im a profen guy although im NOT convinced its NOT just placebo

No.98006

as far as im aware aspirin is the only one that isnt poison NOT that i take either ever i need my liver and kidneys in tip top shape for constant alcohol abuse

No.98007

stop youre killing yourself

No.98008


No.98009

sigh its been over 7 years since rich died

No.98010

whoooooooooooo cares

No.98011

Some of the risks associated with being an hopeless romantic (e.g., poor mental health) are likely linked to the pressures they face when trying to adhere to masculine gender norms. These norms, including the ideas that men should be tough, emotionally detached, dominant, and avoid being feminine, can play a role in both the cause of hopeless romantics’ initial social and mental health struggles as well as pose barriers to seeking help for these issues. We specifically focus on the norms that state men should be successful in sexual conquest, physically attractive per contemporary masculine beauty standards, and avoid admitting they need help or seeking help. These norms are of particular concern to hopeless romantics.

No.98012


No.98013

tired as hell its worse than usual lately hope its NOT a health issue probably just all the garbage i eat

No.98014

twitter showed me an ad for a vibrating prostate massager wirelessly controlled by an app

No.98015

those dont actually work you know the vibration doesnt provide enough stimulation for hfo

No.98016

eating more garbage

No.98017

i am what i eat

No.98018

tossed and lost

No.98019

rosacea is flaring up bad and mom wants me to go back to the doctor

No.98020

did you use soap again

No.98021

havent showered in 3 days

No.98022

there will be mandatory daily baths at the mansion

No.98023

went through a period where i had zero urges to jo and it was nice but for about a couple of weeks now ive been sperming twice a day again like a teen dont know whats going on but its really annoying me

No.98024

your life force is running out

No.98025

well i wish thatd happen a tad quicker

No.98026

feelin the urge to purge

No.98027

watchin chud

No.98028

doomscrolling

No.98029


No.98030

dont post that gook shite

No.98031

>>98029
https www youtube.com/watch?v=bM59zRvvK_w

No.98032

you must be off your rocker if you think im taking the time to manually copy paste that because you didnt want it to be a link for some reason

No.98033

didnt want to get autobanned i think ive posted two other links this week

No.98034

i post six links every day

No.98035

youre playing with fire

No.98036

guy at the adjacent self checkout kept shouting at his daughter about how she was doing it wrong

No.98037

>>98031
dont get it

No.98038

dumb bitch

No.98039

jod to some pics id been saving

No.98040

was supposed to start the second part of my life with a wife and kids but something went wrong

No.98041

i was supposed to be somebody

No.98042

woke up and chuckled now im making some joe

No.98043

the laughing man

No.98044

remember watching all of gits sac on the ol psp in high school

No.98045

meant to watch since i saw an ad for a statue in a comic book in 2003 but never did

No.98046

reheating some cold pizza hut

No.98047

saw this lanky guy walking down by the river with a girl he had a beard and a pink hat and absolutely no calf muscle didnt think it was biologically possible to have such thin legs without ana

No.98048

napped

No.98049

>>98045
fire it up its great

No.98050

>>98047
he was probably more muscular than me

No.98051

hope freak didnt bother everybody with posts about his friend for years just to right after get a japgf and completely ditch them

No.98055

Please stick it in mee

No.98056

nice freakbaiter

No.98057

tweaked my back

No.98058

growing somber

No.98059

not me im gaming about to make a jug

No.98060

woke up back pain neck pain cant even lie down on my back in peace anymore im too young to be already facing the problems of old age

No.98061

going through something similar rn im hoping to sleep it off

No.98062

its there forever sorry to say

No.98063

remembered the tunnel friend fiasco from a few months back and tardlaughed

No.98064

bored guess ill snooze

No.98065

new hdd arrived assigned it the drive letter of s now im copying

No.98066

did you get new or refurbished i was thinking of gambling on some refurbished ones soon

No.98067

the s is for sucks

No.98068

find it really strange one of my hard drives disappeared how is that possible

No.98069

new

No.98070

wonder what became of coldhand

No.98071

im hot blooded

No.98072

every former hima persona either has a gf or is in jail and still probably has a gf

No.98073


No.98074

uh

No.98075

found some weird bruises

No.98076

that happens to me sometimes after going a bit too hard in the masturbatorium

No.98077

changed my sheet

No.98078

only wearing a t shirt rn

No.98079

groan hate waiting for the laundry but i did and went back to the machine and i never hit start fml why am i such a failure

No.98080

want to eat healthier so i bought some arugula tried mixing it in my cheesy pasta and its NOT very good

No.98081

but i guess its NOT too bad either watercrest might be better

No.98082

dont eat that toxic manmade garbage

No.98083

mom loves green leafy vegetables

No.98084

love a good arugula its great on pizza with cheese and dried tomatoes

No.98085

love eating carbs covered in nightshades

No.98086

love when im showering and the water pressure suddenly drops and the water become scalding so i have to frantically turn it off and almost slip and bonzo myself only happens every other shower well the water anyway dont slip every time

No.98087

always regret buying sushi

No.98088

got owned hard i dont want to go into detail but suffice to say ive got a big bag of all my clothes completely sopping wet and no working dryer

No.98089

back is still sore but its better

No.98090

new ross

No.98091

did my best to wring out my clothes and hang them up in random places couldnt wring too strong last time i did i tore off a bunch of skin so theyre still dripping wet and leaving big puddles hello mold city

No.98092

>>98090
nice try already checked my rss feeds for the day

No.98093

hate it when i rip the skin

No.98094

die skinbrag

No.98095

twitter is aggressively marketing this anal vibrator as a wearable medical device clinically proven to reduce erectile dysfunction by award winning urologists

No.98096

and im supposed to care what next are you gonno tell us about Myspace and gaia ads

No.98097

picked a fine night to learn my heater is broken

No.98098

going to the bakery for some bread do you want anything

No.98099

trying to eat less bread this week

No.98100

>>98097
its hot out today

No.98101

doxxed

No.98102

NOT hot here NOT really cold either i just want my clothes to have a chance of drying before everything gets too moist

No.98103

>>98051
i did but i think the friend arc was necessary for my heart to heal if they hadnt forgiven me and talked to me again who knows i might still be posting about them now but now i think i can say im over them and wouldnt trade my jpgf for them since she loves me and im enjoying my life in jp

No.98104

didnt ask

No.98105

gonno foam roll my back later im walking like ive been arsesnapped wish i had some blogs

No.98106

woke up gonna play sod again today

No.98108

sis is cookin some pasta gonno feast hard

No.98109

dont bragnorm too hard in one post

No.98110

>>98103
good for you but wheres our compensation for having to hear about your friend year after year for NOThing

No.98111

still wondering what size hdd that guy got

No.98112

you get
-the closure of a happy ending
-to know that anyone can make it if even i can
-a valuable lesson that oneitis is bad and damaging to your well-being

No.98113

a real happy ending would be your next post being about how youve got an inoperable tumor

No.98114

>>98111
got a nice 2TB wd blue to replace my 1TB seagate from 2015

No.98115

nah its over for me

No.98116

gonno be replacing one soon both before i run out of money and before archive.norm goes down again

No.98117

whats wrong with ssds

No.98118

apart from being several times more expensive impossible to wipe and dying if you go a month without powering it NOThing

No.98119

they just have different purposes

No.98120

sigh all the heroes from the old hima stories returned victorious freak and turt got gfs pastaguy got his dream job neetblog moved out and pnig is banished to a prison planet the children of earth are safe

No.98121

my dream job is being unemployed and gaming all day so in a sense thats correct

No.98122

cant cum

No.98123

same but replace cum with foam roll myself back to full hp

No.98124

thinking about the foam adventure girls

No.98125

Please stick it in mee being a worthless no persona retard strikes again

No.98126

>>98124
made a post referencing them within the past few weeks

No.98127

didnt embrace the persona they gave me

No.98128

mom told me to take some aleve and that 48 hours since blogging hard was long enough hope shes right

No.98129

80% humidity inside rn

No.98130

>>98120
i didnt move out

No.98131

ya that was just i, nopersona

No.98132

im persona non grata

No.98133

the impersonator

No.98134

my plan was to hopefully tardthrash my back into place in my sleep once the pain pills kicked in and relaxed my muscles but they arent doing piss

No.98135

thought about making poppy tea

No.98136

3 poppyseeds fell into cats water bowl yesterday then she raged wouldnt drink it and knocked over my things

No.98137

cant believe assmongoloid is cleaning his house

No.98138

guess he figured thatd give him lots of views and stuff maybe he was waiting for the perfect time to do it for years

No.98139

gas is down under 3 dollars

No.98140

thank you baste biden

No.98141

clothes are basically dry but smell like ass

No.98142

drinking a warm one well room temp

No.98143

back is still flipped up its better but more inconveniencing than youd think for a sedentary neet

No.98144

get used to it my back hasnt felt fine in years

No.98145

nah this isnt the normal ambient back pain you get from being a fat loser sitting in a chair wrong for decades its more like what i had last year

No.98146

uh dont compare me to you i dont just sit on a chair all day often i spend more time lying in bed

No.98147

well excuse me princess

No.98148

hate when i take a piss and dab me weewee with some tp and instead of just absorbing the liquid it peels of and gets stuck on the tip so i cant just peel it off

No.98149

nearly caught up with the sleepy princess manga but ive been putting off reading the latest chapters since i dont want to have NOThing left even though its well past its prime

No.98150

uh tp just shake it once or twice and return it into your underpanties theyll absorb any last droplets

No.98151

パンツ履いてません

No.98152

woke up morning gents hope everyones doing well

No.98153

im NOT

No.98154

NOT that anyone cares

No.98155

join the club but we have no one to blame but ourselves

No.98156

the norms did this

No.98157

ya but everyones life sucks being an iredeemable weird flipping freak with decades of self loathing is my fault

No.98158

mom wants me to get a life coach

No.98159

what would you call this

No.98160

was groaning about me back pain and mom gave me the youre still young but as you get older you need to start doing preventative exercises and stretches speech

No.98161

started doing a set of stretches a week ago theyve worked wonders

No.98162

air frying some chicken

No.98163

>>98161
well arent you special

No.98164

im special alright

No.98165

wish i was special

No.98166

im a creep

No.98167

nice young lady at the mandatory job agency appointment gave me another hellish dose of reality this month

No.98168

hope you dropped some blackpills in return

No.98169

bought a mattress to replace the one from my 35 year old bunkbed

No.98170

pic

No.98171

love waking up in the middle of the night and being unable to fall back asleep because my bladder keeps filling up where does all the liquid come from who knows

No.98172

it comes from your blood retard

No.98173

it was a rhetorical question poindexter

No.98174

had two potatos washed down with a mug of chicken broth

No.98175

>>98172
oh yeah well where does all the blood come from then

No.98176

it comes from when you drink water and eat food and then gets steadily drained away into piss at all times

No.98177

NOT that steady some days i barely piss some days i cant go 20 minutes in peace

No.98178

yanked it to some sicker stuff than usual

No.98179

i came here to blast piss and chew bubblegum
and im all out of gum

No.98180

thinking about sex

No.98181

whats there to think about

No.98182

well for one thing the pussy

No.98183

never having sex or being in a situation where i could do sex to a girl is the least of my concerns worrying about something like that would at least imply im functional at the most basic human level

No.98184

wasnt thinking about the pussy

No.98185

must have been the arsehole then

No.98186

gonno attempt a snooze

No.98187

dont be crass it was the other hole

No.98188

sigh wish i could self suck

No.98189

love you guys a lot

No.98190

>_<

No.98191

used to use ^_^ constantly when i was a tween

No.98192

listening to a japanese idol girl cover of stairway to heaven

No.98193

need to climb the stairway to adulthood

No.98194

wiped too directly and it scraped my anus

No.98195

i wipe deep it goes in sometimes

No.98196

got some bars of soap the package advertises it as without microplastics

No.98197

sue them for false advertising

No.98198

never gone to court and i hope to keep it that way

No.98199

sigh one of my favorite artists last posts was in may 2020 hope the wuflu didnt get him

No.98200

lot of weird sharp pains in my abdomen

No.98201

weird or weird

No.98202

zapped my nips

No.98203

fried up some noodles and arugula and cheese and sausage

No.98204

what shape noodle

No.98205

eierknöpfle

No.98206


No.98207

snoozed terribly again gonno try having no cawfee

No.98208

wish i could fall back asleep after waking up

No.98209

dont understand how norms can have sex after eating i reckon id vomit if i tried that

No.98210

weird pain in top of my foot persisting dont know how long its been hope its NOThing important

No.98211

maggot or something on the wall

No.98212

might go up to 1 gram today

No.98213

one gram of what

No.98214


No.98215

woke up sipped me coffee while watching youtube

No.98216

woke up gaming gonna have some coffee too

No.98217

>>98207
caved but technically didnt lie i had gweentea instead

No.98218

thats just grasswater

No.98219

ya but unlike cawfee it doesnt result in pissing out asswater

No.98220

sounds like a you problem

No.98221

everythings a me problem

No.98222

take responsibility

No.98223

was born a lazy pussy manbaby ill die a lazy pussy manbaby

No.98224

49 people have gotten sick and 1 person is dead from e coli on the onions on mcdonalds quarter pounders

No.98225

mom told me about that earlier today

No.98226

guess sv3rige was right about onions Please stick it in meehe

No.98227

mom said that last night told her it was because they cook them fresh to order now and the last time i got one it was overly pink instead its just spics spraying diarrhea all over the onion fields thats why i always throw away the first layer of an onion if im eating it raw

No.98228

animal liberation now

No.98229

ended up drinking the whole bottle of coffee i brewed by myself

No.98230

thought i had blogs when i drank that tea sigh im screwed

No.98231

this is the beginning of your new life

No.98232

nah just means i have to leave the house tomorrow

No.98233

steamed a dog and a bun

No.98234

painpimple on lip

No.98235

wish i didnt know that feel

No.98236

made the unwise decision to think uh oh

No.98237

and how did that make you feel

No.98238

like i should be beaten to death and set on fire why how do you feel when you think about yourself or your lifes trajectory

No.98239

just found out all those swfs i used to jerkjo to were made by a woman

No.98240

nice zone-chan

No.98241

>>98238
you have to forgive yourself

No.98242

>>98238
nervous i might NOT get that promotion

No.98243

time to snooze and become one with the universe for a bit

No.98244

need to confess a sin but you wouldnt forgive me for it

No.98245

was it your rudeness

No.98246

almost started to turn my life around but this week fell back into NOT showering no laundry and sleeping 3 hours a night

No.98247

anyone have that vid of that walmart cel singing the anime op cant remember which anime it was from

No.98248

caved in and bought some chips or crisps as they say in the land of big ben

No.98249

tossed and won big then tossed again and lost badly

No.98250

i missed the stream

No.98251

took some stimulants and jod like a sinner

No.98252

today its arugula onion mushrooms noodles and some meat patty i bought

No.98253

puniru had two full length transformation scenes this time im NOT complaining theyre epic

No.98254


No.98255

stuck some bars of soap in my shoes overnight last night i think it helped

No.98256

insect bite near me elbow itchin bad

No.98257

sigh tried to sneak in the treadmill i bought but mom saw and now knows i want to exercise

No.98258

i thought running kills gains

No.98259

its unnatural

No.98260

watched some anime

No.98261

ran my arm under some scaldingly hot water

No.98262

if you mean the video of the ando san pushing the cart and singing motteke sailor fuku i cant find it

No.98263

maybe it never existed in the first place

No.98264

woke up from sleeping

No.98265

what else would you have woken up from

No.98266

from a coma

No.98267

is that NOT sleeping

No.98268

hate when a breeze comes by and slams my door shut or rattles it because of the sudden difference in air pressure in fact it makes me see red and want to rip my own head off

No.98269

uh why would your door be open you should be thanking the wind for getting it for you

No.98270

for me its the noise hate sudden loud noises

No.98271

Please stick it in mee gonno get a kick out of hiding and jumping out and surprising people at the mansion

No.98272

done that twice to great effect on big bro when hes getting out of the elevator to come drink blogs and watch movies

No.98273

mom said she would get blogs and didnt

No.98274

huge storm is coming

No.98275

was just told the water guys are showing up at 10 good thing i didnt want to sleep tonight

No.98276

its time to start building healthy sleeping habits

No.98277

the water guys

No.98278

you can still make this your year of sober contemplation

No.98279

theres NOThing to contemplate my life peaked 20 to 25 years ago and now im trapped in hell until i gracelessly expire

No.98280

my life is literally peaking right now

No.98281

i havent peaked yet

No.98282

wont bother asking you in what way because either of the two likely answers will enrage me

No.98283

its because i am finally being left alone all the time

No.98284

booting up the newest fatlus masterpiece

No.98285

got the narcissu banner so pulled up the soundtrack on youtube and it said posted 14 years ago

No.98286

weird must be a bug

No.98287

im a bug

No.98288

pissed in the dark and hit the floor

No.98289


No.98290

was able to hear that Please stick it in mee

No.98291

woke up to some extreme tinnitus preventing a resnooze ive had it for many years without it being very bad so why is it suddenly getting worse now im NOT doing anything different to my ears if anything im significantly more gentle with them than i used to be

No.98292

dont remember if i have it or NOT

No.98293

uhh dont remember if i have an unignorable loud piercing sound in my ear 24 7 haha

No.98294

jod to some depictions of attractive ladies of legal age in certain countries

No.98295

moms smoking ganja again

No.98296

introduce her to seki

No.98297

introduce her to me instead that guy already had more pussy than you can shake a stick at

No.98298

gonno snooze

No.98299

you snooze you lose

No.98300

rain

No.98301

decided to take moms advice and go 3 egg

No.98302

been drinking a lot and pissing a lot lately dry mouth wont go away even as i feel bloated from all the water

No.98303

and dont say its diabeetus

No.98304

cannae decide wheer ta crack or nae

No.98305

i know ill be in about 11 hours

No.98306

you mean id have to crack alone

No.98307

NOT if you wait

No.98308

uh i cant wait 11 hours its already dark out

No.98309

frying up some manmade garbage

No.98310

>>98308
just cover the window and turn your clock to UTC-5

No.98311

NOT covering the window its open to let air in

No.98312

took a looksie in my ear and there was some earwax starting to build up although NOT anywhere near a blockage scraped it out but no affect on my normitus as expected

No.98313

>>98311
gave you all the suggestions i have how about you crack take a nap and wake up later to do it all again

No.98314

wish i had a transformation scene

No.98315

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Please forgive my rudeness8-rKhV_gg uhh

No.98316

you are NOT forgiven

No.98317

woke up ate pie now i sip my coffee

No.98318

frying up more manmade garbage thinkin ill lie down and game a bit in bed after this

No.98319

woke up hey guys

No.98320

what do you want from me

No.98321

only to greet you at the start of a beautiful new day

No.98322

it isnt beautiful at all and its almost over just like my life

No.98323

dont know why my download speeds are so bad NOT even getting a mib over wireless

No.98324

otamin throttles my vpns connection

No.98325

brewed a jug

No.98326


No.98327

not gonna watch something written and presented by a guy who thinks meta is an acronym

No.98328

phew damn good coffee

No.98329

guy said i was engaged in a strawman and he hyperlinked the word strawman to the wikipedia article groan

No.98330

havent posted on 4norm in 7 years

No.98331

nothing worse than 110 iqs who try their hand at intellectual rape

No.98332

that was me and you got owned

No.98333

gaming

No.98334

qbittorrent is using an obscene amount of ram never should have updated

No.98335

mom is making steaks can smell it from my room

No.98336

need to shop but dont want to shop

No.98337

uh is that worse than the normal roomsmell

No.98338

sigh the water guys flipped up the hot water before they left mom just noticed and chimped out on the breaker box without asking me if i needed to power down first lost 21 days of uptime and my ramdisk

No.98339

you been owned thats all there is to it

No.98340

guess ill brew up jug number dos

No.98341

had a double stream situation going and ended up peeing my pants a lil sigh

No.98342

the worst is when you need to piss when youre already shiteing and it sprays under the seat onto the back of your pantaloons

No.98343

hate that

No.98344

mmo fan jailed for 9 years says they thought about runescape every day of their sentence because there is no other game like it

No.98345

or when you p0n0s touches the water

No.98346

hope he doesnt mind all the changes from the past 9 years Please stick it in mee

No.98347

did anyone send him a card for completing his cultural diversity program back in september

No.98348

whats the point when youre already diverse

No.98349

woke up dreamed my bottom right canine popped out

No.98350

classic teeth falling dream

No.98351

didnt eat any sausage patties for breakfast guess ill snack now that ive cracked

No.98352

cracked a cold one with unc earlier today

No.98353

you cant crack the sun hasnt even risen yet

No.98354

thats the point the middle of the night is the only relaxing part of the day for a neet that lives at home

No.98355

it isnt the middle of the night its already getting brighter out

No.98356

could have fooled me its 1am

No.98357

central norm time

No.98358

cant believe pnig has no disciplinary infractions yet dont they check his papers

No.98359

woke up made some coffee watched some anime snorted a bit out at a funny scene

No.98360

any show that makes me laugh is a 10

No.98361

moms on the couch cancel the sausages

No.98362

sausagefest with mom

No.98363

got a sixer of brews and im gaming

No.98364

>>98362
shes snoozing for her overtime tomorrow dont want to disturb her but i still havent figured out what to eat

No.98365

how about a nice healthy snack of carrot sticks and celery

No.98366

nah think ill just take a handful of cheese slices and a roll

No.98367

>>98365
theres absolutely nothing healthy about that crap

No.98368

and what would you know about being healthy

No.98369

im jacked bitch

No.98370

pic

No.98371

glad i didnt blog out last night woke up with energy this morning for the first time in a while

No.98372

energy is overrated i was sober from everything except normffeine and vitamin d from sunday to 2 and a half hours ago i didnt feel any extra energy

No.98373

had this ssd for 7 years crystaldiskinfo says its at 87% health guess ill keep it trucking for aNOTHer 14 years before backing up my data

No.98374

had mine for about a month and ive been trying to avoid writing to it

No.98375

>>98372
i dont think you realize just how bad my crashes have been lately

No.98376

read online that profen might exacerbate normitus guess ill try abstaining for a while ive been popping much more than i used to like 400mg a day

No.98377

now thats some unironic slave poison ingestion

No.98378

uh ya i am a slave

No.98379

>>98376
youre gonno get owned hard by ulcers and liver failure playing around with that stuff just abuse normahol like god intended

No.98380

watching mahjong anime still dont know the rules

No.98381

youve inspired me to read akagi once again

No.98382

never read any fkmt manga downloaded plenty over the years

No.98383

you should keep that to yourself

No.98384

read strongest man kurosawa it wasnt so great

No.98385

it was great but only the first arcs

No.98386

intbk

No.98387

nah you just need to be properly supported

No.98388

same

No.98389


No.98390

sup boys

No.98391

NOT a whole lot thinkin i might go for more supplies later

No.98392

energy didnt last long its gone now

No.98393

regretting my food choice last night

No.98394

considering binging on sugar and carbs

No.98395

got supplies managed to resist loading up on sugar and carbs got some spinach and some other leafy things

No.98396

cornsalad

No.98397

tired as hell but its too late to nap

No.98398

i need to have my ass snapped

No.98399

bolstered

No.98400

sigh hes enjoying that as we speak

No.98401

stood up and nearly fainted

No.98402

jrpgaming but lost no clue how to get past a random locked door

No.98403

Please stick it in mee there was just a hole in the wall i missed wandered the continent up and down for no reason

No.98404

snoozed horrifically was too cold because i didnt put on sweatpants and an extra shirt because i didnt want to put on clean clothes without showering but couldnt because theres no hot water and i was too lazy to boil gallons of it on the stove

No.98405

NOThin wrong with a nice cold shower

No.98406

>>98334
only upgraded to 4.1.9.1 when ab forced me to and wont upgrade again till forced to

No.98407

かゆいかゆいかゆい

No.98408

watching the latest season of hanako still cant see the mokke as anything but an inferior incarnation of pokute

No.98409

sigh dont think there even was a 4.0 the last time i logged in to ab wonder whats gonno happen to all his accounts

No.98410

still havent watched

No.98411

got 3 blogs in the fridge and NOT gonno crack a single one

No.98412

ive got six on the floor next to my foot and im gonno crack all of them tonight

No.98413

ive got two more on the floor dont have room in the fridge well i probably do now just took some stuff out

No.98414

eating leaves and hyperprocessed grains and meat product

No.98415

washing it down with store bought water from a plastic bottle

No.98416

brewed some covfefe gonno sip and eat cake

No.98417

pic

No.98418

teh cake is a lie

No.98419

>>98381
may i recommend tetsunaki no kirinji its really good

No.98420

woke up hey

No.98421

hey

No.98422

ate 1egg sandwich

No.98423

no idea why norms like wifi so much it took me an hour and a half to copy over 1.1gb as a test

No.98424

brewed a jug now its time to game

No.98425

havent gamed in a long time i remember what i was doing last but NOThing else

No.98426

believe its 2egg time maybe 3egg or perhaps 6

No.98427

i get about 600 mbps through wifi so maybe its a problem with your router or youre using 2.4g

No.98428

>>98334
thats why i only use tixati

No.98429

uh am i NOT supposed to be using the 2.4ghz radio

No.98430

shut the fuck up technorms

No.98431

i dont want to be one i was forced into it because of the norms taking away everything in rl

No.98432

cant believe they killed short wave crying for trotw

No.98433

thinking about himako

No.98434


No.98435

french canadian himako

No.98436

gonno shower with a bucket of hot water and a rag before the roid situation gets painful

No.98437

praying for you

No.98438

would have needed mom to bathe me if this was a few days ago and my back hadnt already healed itself

No.98439

mom or mom

No.98440

my actual biological mom that i live with and have been referring to every time ive ever posted that word in the last decade

No.98441

sorry im colorblind

No.98442

always wake up needing to piss bad which means i cant fall back asleep then when i force myself to the toilet NOT all that much actually comes out been this way for as long as i can remember probably just conditioned to it by now

No.98443

might make a quesadilla and watch something

No.98444

havent made myself a dang quesadilla in like a year

No.98445

whats stopping you

No.98446

dont have a big enough pan anymore

No.98447

nice tinypan

No.98448

sigh whyd you have you say that

No.98449

just buy the smaller taco shells and make multiple

No.98450

or i can simply feast on non hispanic food

No.98451

i despise spics possibly more than anyone here but NOT because of the food

No.98452

feeling pissed the flip off

No.98453

as for me im just extremely bored

No.98454

dont think ive ever met a hispanic person in real life

No.98455

youve met them online whats the difference

No.98456

im a bit hispanic myself

No.98457

drinking out of a red plastic cup like im at a party or at least like ive seen at parties in movies and tv shows

No.98458

dont remember anything like that in my animes

No.98459

drank a jug of joe did my calisthenics and turbobleached the bathroom now its curry time

No.98460

did my calisthenics twice today if you know what i mean Please stick it in mee

No.98461

can only guess that youre talking about bodyweight exercise

No.98462

forgot it didnt mean cardio

No.98463

thinkin i might NOT jo today

No.98464

grinding dont really need to but i spotted a metal slime and now i want to kill one but i dont have any specialized equipment so they keep getting away

No.98465

uh specialized equipment isnt it a diceroll where either everyone doesnt miss or someone gets a critical hit

No.98466

no for example some weapons give a higher chance of critical hit and without an agility boost they can run before you even get to roll

No.98467

oh im well aware they can run

No.98470

but apparently NOT with efficient counterstrategies

No.98471

i mean apparently you werent aware NOT apparently they cant run although that is also apparent

No.98472

just mashed x to win and got lucky sometimes

No.98473

package was on the porch for 10 hours and nobody stole it

No.98474

ive seen packages outside my neighbors door for weeks when theyre gone thats what happens when you live in a White community

No.98475

lived in one of those and i still put painters tape and all kinds of other tells all over my room and computer in case the normbors broke in when i went on vacation and stayed in my room reading books that one time

No.98476

dropped some shows

No.98477

i should have been dry firing a gun into my mouth every day since i became unable to watch anime to scare myself straight

No.98478

what a coincidence im NOT completely straight myself

No.98479


No.98480

its time to admit we have outgrown anime and theres nothing wrong with that

No.98481

i wish that were the case i havent at all and its absence from my life has made things worse

No.98482


No.98483

>>98463
thought wrong

No.98484

washed down some caffeine with some diet cola

No.98485

almost halloween cant wait for all the fun names

No.98486

ate spinach but didnt grow any muscles

No.98487

went on the 4 for the first time in a while it gave me a 900 second countdown to post without verifying my email

No.98488

whats wrong with verifying your email

No.98489

gassy rn

No.98490

only blazed it up once in my life wouldnt mind trying it again

No.98491

really scared

No.98492

you should be

No.98493

i know

No.98494

oh

No.98495

headache real bad hard to resist popping some profen

No.98496

im a boy not a man

No.98497

drank coffee now its time to head to bed

No.98498

wish i got head in bed

No.98499


No.98500


No.98501

wish that was me

No.98502

same wish i was as pasted as pastor anderson

No.98503

actually i meant the lad in the first pic lying on his back

No.98504

they changed the notification sound

No.98505

what notification sound

No.98506

dont know what you mean

No.98507

guessing its dicksort

No.98508

its just a temporary halloween thing

No.98509

raging hard right now NOT looking forward to tomorrow

No.98510

having a breakfast moon pie with my cawfee

No.98511

got a kill on my first lms encounter

No.98512

baby prease kill me

No.98513

sigh crotch finally blew out on my second oldest pair of sweatpants its the end of an era the oldest pair is barely clothing at this point the crotch has worn away the arse and one of the kneecaps

No.98514

NOTiced the fabric on my jeans in the crotchal region is about to be gone feels like their longevity decreases every time

No.98515

love the two or three cordnorms casually revealing themselves

No.98516

where

No.98517

need a haircut

No.98518

woke up hey guys

No.98519

went to dairy queer with mom because there were expiring coupons never been before obviously microwaved but still pretty good highway robbery without discounts though

No.98520

made focaccia mom liked it but i should have used half measurements and i think our oven thermometer is broken had to adjust the temperature halfway through

No.98521

grains

No.98522

there was no percent on this can feeling like it might be too much

No.98523

ran out of ganja its gonna be a few days before i can get more sigh

No.98524

been having major normburn the last two nights and mom got me a 12 pack of pabst its gonno be a struggle to get drunk

No.98525


No.98526

nice flippin double nakama in the url

No.98527

nice g0ynakama

No.98528

>>98515
wish theyd all flip off already but they truly think they belong for some reason weve been through this song and dance multiple times before they will never leave for some incomprehensible reason

No.98529

you cant talk about the former administrator and moderation team of himasugi dot blog like that

No.98530

kitty is purring

No.98531

told mom im like a beaten and abused animal

No.98532

i need to be beaten and abused

No.98533

dont you see that life in the norms world has already done that to us

No.98534

forecast says its 51 out and my windows have been open all day and night so how come its 71 inside

No.98535

the norms cant really be that bad can they

No.98536

theyre worse now than theyve been in decades

No.98537

jod

No.98538


No.98539

scalp is itching like crazy shouldnt have started scratching

No.98540

antihistamines stat

No.98541

i dont take benadryl after ive had more than 4 beers my body is a temple

No.98542

NOThin wrong with blogging out and getting benadrylled

No.98543

im gonno get you drilled if youre not careful

No.98544

yes please

No.98545

time to snooze yet again it would be nice to have dreams for once i had one earlier about having a girl in my bed but i was already awake i just stayed in bed for 3 hours

No.98546

last week landlord announced they would be inspecting the place this morning so waited until 8 am to frantically clean up then after tossing 3 bags of trash landlord messaged to say the inspection was cancelled

No.98547

owned rentoid

No.98548

glad i dont have to put up with that although my situation is much worse no ones ever been in my room

No.98549

phew had a nice workout putting in my new 40 pound mattress

No.98550

what kind is it dont know anything about mattresses

No.98551

hope its a nice purple

No.98552

its a memory foam whatever that means

No.98553

hope you laid on it first at the store

No.98554

been using the same spring mattress gran bought me 17 years ago its just unmatched dont know what im gonno do if i ever have to get a new one

No.98555

remember the last time i got a new mattress in early 2013 and i embarrassed myself at one of the stores telling the twentyteen employee i was looking for a twin mattress and he said id want something bigger

No.98556

was forced to get rid of the mattress ive had since forever last summer miss it dearly

No.98557

eating leaves grains cheese and processed meat

No.98558

and some jelly candy for dessert

No.98559

dont get why people hate on processed meat so much like go try eating unprocessed meat youll find out real quick why we invented processing

No.98560

i dont hate it i love it

No.98562

ate way too much food yesterday cleared out my fridge woke up feeling hungry and ate quite a lot again today was expecting to be stuck on the john squeezing it all out today but NOThings happened yet in fact i could go for seconds

No.98563

only had 2 cups of coffee and a protein shake yesterday

No.98564

had 200mg caffeine in pill form plus one cup of coffee today

No.98565

for me its 400 mg immediately upon waking up then 200 mg every 4 hours throughout the day

No.98566

stop youre killing yourself

No.98567

eating sober for the first time in 8 months feels strange

No.98568

you need help

No.98569

are you gonna give it to me

No.98570

stopped drinking coffee last week because it made my heart flutter

No.98571

you should drink 4 cups over the course of a few hours after waking for optimal health benefits

No.98572

spent hours ranting about the normlord with mom wish i was normal and had a career and tons of money so the only parasite id have to deal with was the government

No.98573

that comes with a bunch of other problems that are just as bad or worse

No.98574

if i was norm i wouldnt consider them problems

No.98575

simply gaj

No.98576

maybe tomorrow

No.98577


No.98578

only have 4 warm ones left NOT liking my chances of a restful snooze

No.98579

am i the only one here that doesnt drink often

No.98580

blame pg

No.98581

what counts as often

No.98582

>>98579
gonna crack one open out of respect for you

No.98583

>>98579
doubt it

No.98584

>>98579
whats stopping you

No.98585

dumped a bunch of piss out the window hope it didnt all just pool it in the basement window well

No.98586

love when the amazon slaves deliver a package at 3am

No.98587

painzit on the tip of me nose wonder if its been there all day

No.98588

snoozin

No.98589

bleeding

No.98591

woke up

No.98593

woke up hi

No.98594

got some sugary cereal

No.98595

or so i thought but its NOT very sugary

No.98596

had too much cawfee hoping to be productive but im just angry and anxious

No.98597

headache all day and extreme normitus now

No.98599

woke up hey guys hows it hangin

No.98600

if you read youd see i already answered that question

No.98601

yes and now wed like to hear from the rest of the class

No.98602

everyone else ditched

No.98603

every year over 8000 donated kidneys get discarded due to concerns about viability and in may 2024 a tennessee man woke up on the way to the operating room to harvest his organs

No.98604

youre not gonno want my kidneys when im done with em Please stick it in mee

No.98605

>>98585
went outside earlier i missed it and its already killing the grass

No.98606

still havent agreed to the updated steam subscriber agreement

No.98607

the norms won

No.98608

we cant give up hope

No.98609

havent had steam installed for at least 5 years probably closer to 10

No.98610

bleeding again

No.98611

that time of the month huh

No.98612

got coke zero

No.98613

bored

No.98614

went and got a sixer of the imported asahi cans some flipped up lady was standing outside my building with a pregnant german shephard when i was coming back the dog lunged and barked at me then owner yelled into the phone how about you start being honest you stupid fucking cunt Please stick it in mee love to see a fat bitch with 8 huge nips hanging down

No.98615

never lived with a non sterilized dog

No.98616

interesting

No.98617

neither

No.98618


No.98619

avoided clicking that the half a dozen times i saw it in my recommendations

No.98620

avoided clicking it when i saw it for the first time 30 minutes ago after some troll posted it on ghoty

No.98621

made 200 big ones betting on sports today Please stick it in mee gonno live big for a while

No.98622

clicked it right away got angry and didnt make a post

No.98623

you got owned hard

No.98624

made normaroni

No.98625

hope everyone remembered to register to vote

No.98626

just be glad you have a choice and arent forced to line up in meat space or be fined

No.98630

what kind of freak would try to avoid their civic duty

No.98631

been considering it since mom did but it feels crazy to suffer through going to a crowded place stuffed with norms then watching everything go to shite even faster through losing or through winning and having normiticians doubling down on retardation to punish me for NOT being extinct yet

No.98632

also dont want to start getting jury duty summons twice a year again

No.98633

couldve saved him if i was on the jury

No.98634

would love nothing more to be on jury duty for a nuanced and interesting trial dont think either party wants unemployed men in their 30s selected though

No.98635

get jury duty summons sometimes i just ignore them

No.98636

skimmed a page missed the cutoff for doing it online anyway dont want to even be surfing the net that day or for a few after felt awful after the last one and then my life got worse in every measurable way for 4 years

No.98637

often think about seeing posts on g about bitcoin hitting $10 Please stick it in mee my existence is a wound on the universe

No.98638

remember viciously mocking a guy i knew for not selling when it hit 90 saying it wouldnt go anywhere

No.98639

read an article recently about a guy that threw out a flash drive with over 9000 coins and has been asking the state for 10 years to dig it out of a landfill was that him

No.98640

im familiar with that guy and its a different guy

No.98641

realistically id have sold at 100 or something so maybe never touching it was the least painful path

No.98642

just realized no matter how obsessive and analytical i am id be completely powerless before a confident black woman 50 iq points lower in a match of wills

No.98643

you must overcome your timid nature

No.98644

gonno snooze ive got a big day tomorrow

No.98645

and by that i mean going to the store with mom to get frozen pizzas and blogs for thursday its just that i likely wont get out of bed until after noon

No.98646

dont forget the sweet snacks

No.98647

might try for 90 days sober

No.98648

was just reading dagashi kashi myself

No.98649

the dagashikashi girl

No.98650

sigh he was completely neutral towards dagashi kashi

No.98651

dont think i finished season two

No.98652

remember being pissed at the dagashi kashi spam at the time because neither of the girls are attractive now i looked up the season it was truly truly epic and i understand things even less

No.98653

uh what do u mena NOT attractive

No.98654

you read me

No.98655

whatever gaylord

No.98656


No.98657

crying where is everyone

No.98658

>>98657
laying in bed until 2pm trying to go back to sleep

No.98659

well wake up

No.98660

unfortunately i have

No.98661

sigh im glad youre here i was lonely

No.98662

you really shouldnt be i provide NOThing of value here

No.98663

your presence is of value in itself

No.98664

my new pairs of socks had a tag that said woman owned on the packaging and less than a month in ive got a hole in the ankle thanks a lot you stupid cunts

No.98665

i just get whatevers cheap at walmart havent needed to buy new socks in years

No.98666

these were cheap at walmart

No.98667

have you tried target

No.98668

its all the same shite

No.98669

woke up heard a buzzing sound near my ear kinda like a mosquito flying but theres nothing here

No.98670

had that for well over a decade by now

No.98671

holy flip new ross

No.98672

not gonno fall for that

No.98673

its real NOT a videochat NOT stop killing games its a true blue genuine rosser

No.98674

never watched

No.98675

stuck in my jrpgame

No.98676

read a walkthrough on gamefaqs

No.98677

that would be cheating

No.98678

im a born cheater

No.98679

warning incoming game

No.98680

woke up hey guys

No.98681

hey buddy

No.98682

buddy or buddy

No.98683

dinner was peanuts crackers bagel and ice cream but only ate two thirds of the ice cream instead of the whole thing

No.98684

overspent by getting 4 pizzas instead of 2 and wasnt sure how much money i had left so i only got blogs for tonight and a mini keg for tomorrow im tapped out spent my last 40 big ones

No.98685

watched that ross

No.98686

youre supposed to save it

No.98687

im not really one for delayed gratification

No.98688

>>98686
what if theres aNOTher one tomorrow and friday like a few years ago

No.98689

sigh wait nevermind this is the last of them for a long long time

No.98690

two weeks ago he said he was mostly working on game dungeons

No.98691

visited an old website without https enabled and it started flashing a big skull

No.98692

its over

No.98693

>>98690
i dont watch those is the statement from 2 years ago no longer accurate

No.98694

maybe he just meant he was working on this one

No.98695

gave up and ate the last third of the ice cream

No.98696

cracked a cold one

No.98697


No.98698

the bag of halloween candy mom got is sort of lame the mix is called brown town or something was hoping for something in the medium of gummy

No.98699

wonder if any slutty costume teengirls will show up NOT that ill know ill be hiding and getting wasted in the basement

No.98700

mom never let me go trick or treating when i was a lad dont see why these little pricks should be getting any candy from me

No.98701

finishing up the last o me blogs tonight wont be able to get wasted tomorrow

No.98702

im sorry for your loss

No.98703

eating like a mentally eel slaev

No.98704

i dont act like a mentally ill slave i am a mentally ill slave

No.98705

scared me with the italics

No.98706

its halloween a day of fright and delight

No.98707

uncs bday cracked a cold one with him

No.98708

wonder if i like normaween because i have the most positive memories associated with it as well as the entire month via tv movie marathons

No.98709

dislike halloween and all the stuff related to it like shows decorations etc

No.98710

what about the fun names

No.98711

>>98709
pretty much all of my happy memories involve sitting on my ass watching a screen so i guess it was logical that the holiday in the month i watched the most movies in would be my favorite

No.98712

what about walking around with the girl you have a crush after staying overnight at school preparing for the sports festival

No.98713

got no interest in halloween or any other holiday always found the holiday shite on hima really annoying

No.98714

well you got your wish hell never theme anything again

No.98715

sigh

No.98716

the coyotes are chimping out for some reason ive got the window open and theyre going nuts

No.98717

its the ghosts

No.98718

>>98714
never say never

No.98719

i used to be a ghost

No.98720

made some posts on ghost earlier maybe it was last month

No.98721

makin a post on ghost right now

No.98722

were so back

No.98723

jeans already starting to tear at the crotch why must i be cursed with an oversized package

No.98724

earlywoke cant say im happy about it

No.98725

>>98723
had that happen a week ago its got NOThing to do with package size and more to do with still wearing clothes from high school

No.98726

started working at 7am today

No.98727

i dont think you understand these arent old jeans finally biting the dust this is a regular occurrence

No.98728

then its still unrelated to package size just cheap chinkjeans using garbage material

No.98729

bh tinyballs

No.98730

cracked 2x feeling funky

No.98731

at least my dick hangs lower than the balls

No.98732

p◯n◯s points due right when extended NOT down

No.98733

tardlaughed at some old seinfeld clips sigh

No.98734

sigh he loved bragging about the size of his package

No.98735

NOThin brag im a mere six inches

No.98736

cracked my finger like i do dozens of times of day but this time had to press harder than normal and now it hurts

No.98737

bill gates isnt even 70 yet but looks quite a bit older to me hope that rotten son of a bitch enjoys burning in hell but ill be sad when hes gone hope he makes it at least aNOTher 20 years

No.98738

ill be happy hes dead and glad hes gone we all would have been better off if he had been a miscarriage and gary kildall had lived

No.98739

literally who

No.98740

go back to the cord tween

No.98741

Please stick it in mee yhbt

No.98742

cracked a can of chicken pot pie soup

No.98743

didnt learn about masturbation till i was a tween and initially it was purely a physiological phenomenon of tugging my weewee didnt associate it to sexual attraction which was an unknown concept to me at the time

No.98744

as for me boiled up some tortellini tortellini and fried up some processed meat product plus cheese

No.98745

sigh he loved explaining masturbation to tweens

No.98746

basically what happened to me learned about it on irc

No.98747


No.98748

blogged out crashing hard guess ill lie down and absentmindedly do NOThing in particular for 2 to 5 hours then snooze and wake up feeling like shite and rot in bed all day happy halloween

No.98749

sometimes think of something to post but im lying down and too lazy to type it all up to post

No.98750

woke up heya guys

No.98751

your words are as empty as your soul

No.98752

what the hell

No.98753

got something you can empty right here

No.98754

what is it

No.98755

brewed up a jug guess ill game

No.98756

gthg

No.98757

never played the sims

No.98758

used to play sim city 2000 a lot as a young un

No.98759

pretty fun for a girl game never played the first one but i think its the most normal

No.98760

loved me some skateboard park tycoon

No.98761

wish someone had stopped me from eating that last night

No.98762

guess ill start drinking

No.98763

i did gonno watch a movie ive never seen with mom a little later

No.98764

phew nice new mint model

No.98765

>>98763
let us know what you think of it

No.98766

just finished 13 km halloween night run NOT many trick or treaters only saw 2 girls and 1 of them started walking towards me and the mom yelled at her

No.98767

sigh two hot teengirls were the last trick or treaters while i was in the yard helping mom turn off the electronic decorations i should have thought of something cool to say but i just stared at their cleavage from a distance drinking my beer

No.98768

creep

No.98769

>>98764
really like the ears

No.98770

ya what a creepy thing to see attractive women in slutty halloween costumes trespassing on your property and want to look at them are you a flipping queer

No.98771

those are innocent children

No.98772

im still mentally 16 or 17 whats the problem

No.98773

im mentally retarded

No.98774

i simply have no sex drive

No.98775

hey had no internet for 16 hours because mom is reflippered

No.98776

>>98765
thought it was alright but i kept pausing to go on rants about easter eggs and camera techniques that appeared in other movies it was drag me to hell

No.98777

gonno watch the new settled

No.98778

i was talking shit about the main actress looking old compared to the last time i saw her which was matchstick men but i self owned she was only 29

No.98779

cramping bad

No.98780

shouldnt have cracked last night can barely hear my thoughts over the ringing in my ear

No.98781

some motherflippers are always trying to ice skate uphill

No.98782

>>98780
dont jinx me i had a six pack earlier and ive got a mini keg touching my keyboard as we speak

No.98783

dont do it

No.98784

dont cry for me im already dead

No.98785

there are fates worse than death

No.98786

what do you think about that dale

No.98787

heineken fuck that shit PABST BLUE RIBBON

No.98788

>>98776
saw that in cinemas on scheduled visit with dad

No.98789

nice we watched the uncircumcised version i didnt read anything on the net but i pinpointed 3 scenes that were defiantly cut from the theater release

No.98790

havent smoked any medicine in a week its time

No.98791

mom said her friend told her to try cbd roll on oil sticks should i call 911

No.98792

guess ill watch a movie

No.98793

still havent watched the shirobako film

No.98794

cant remember if i did or NOT i feel like its likely

No.98795

been spotting ants lately dont know if i should start worrying

No.98796

Please stick it in mee pasted indians are blasting diwali music

No.98797

cant say im familiar with the different genres of indian music is that the one they uses for powwows

No.98798

no its a big religious festival where they celebrate by playing loud music for a week

No.98799

sounds like its time for you to settle down with a nice desi girl

No.98800

been thinkin about it the chinese and indian population is the majority here now so jbw has begun to apply

No.98801

wish i was white

No.98802

feasted on spicy chicken and ri

No.98803

and wh

No.98804

mom said im good looking

No.98805

pic

No.98806

got unstuck without using a guide hell ya

No.98807

kept ignoring moms advice to see a dermatologist about my rosacea because it always gets better a few days after a flare up but now its been bad for weeks and NOT going away

No.98808

fire up gamefaqs

No.98809

why would i do that when i just said i managed to NOT do that

No.98810

share your knowledge with other gamers

No.98811

i hate gamers

No.98812


No.98813

dont click

No.98814

jod

No.98815

grinding

No.98816

woke up too early then napped in moms bed for 3 hours

No.98817

mom or mom

No.98818

fried fish and fries for dinner

No.98819

leg hurts

No.98820

want me to kiss it better

No.98821

woke up hey

No.98822

started to edge but got distracted wondering if i should resume or try and nojo

No.98823

wait forgot this is the month all the norms attempt it never mind

No.98832

woke up sigh

No.98833

was thinking earlier i have no idea how broccoli is grown

No.98834

well first a friendish slave biology expert takes an inedible poisonous plant from nature and then transforms it into something somehow even more toxic but palatable for slaves to eat that is grown by injecting garbage into the ground

No.98835

its manmade and unnatural

No.98836

they grow it the same way as cauliflower

No.98837

dont know how thats grown either

No.98838

im manmade and unnatural

No.98839

im manmade and normal

No.98840

reading posts by norms pearl clutching about fanservice in anime

No.98841

i need to be serviced

No.98842

watching old anime really put my life in perspective what have i done since i was 18 other than stay in my room trying to make every day pass by as quickly as possible jo to sexy lady and try to pretend that none of this is real

No.98843

well ive been building my career

No.98844

>>98842
wont be reading this whole sentence NOThing personal but i skimmed it and dont want to feel bad

No.98845

2008 was 16 years ago go back aNOTher 16 and i wasnt even born

No.98846

skipped that one too dont bring me down

No.98847

jod now i watch

No.98848

you know i just might be the biggest norm on ghost

No.98849


No.98850

been a week without taking any painkillers dont think it helped just have a constantly aching head now

No.98851

moms friend said to take cbd for migraines

No.98852

i thought cbd was just placebo

No.98853

thought so too but i guess you can burn yourself out on excedrin if you take it too often and supposedly thats what she switched to and it works

No.98854

well they sell it on amazon

No.98855

uhh cbd skip that babby shite and go straight for gods green natural medicine

No.98856

they dont sell that on amazon

No.98857

>>98855
already ate some spinach the other day

No.98858

im saving that ross until i see fit

No.98859

dont save it for too long its not his best

No.98860

got some proper sugar cereal this time

No.98861

you must be joking

No.98862

sorry it was a typo i meant sugary cereal

No.98863

flush that toxic shite immediately

No.98864

dont worry i got some milk and diet soda too wash it down

No.98865

mks spotted time to grind

No.98866

>>98864
those are both fine

No.98867

gonno snooze

No.98868

drinking my second cup of instant coffee with milk this time using some instant packets i acquired from a business that left them out

No.98869

also bought some muesli on a whim since it was cheap never had it but i guess its basically just oatmeal

No.98870

feeling nervous

No.98871

turt was right about looksmaxing its a very strange feeling to have ethnic and middle aged womens eyes crawling all over me like theyre sampling a piece of a mancandy

No.98872

whats strange about that

No.98873

its not unexpected its just creating a strange sensation

No.98874

latest hna was a halloween ep i shouldntve delayed watching it

No.98875

Ever noticed how strange has 7 letters but only one syllable? Now that's strange!

No.98876

i deserve this pain

No.98877


No.98878

why am i so tired cant even focus on watching

No.98879

gaming think im near the end

No.98880

>>98877
nice tards

No.98881

you shouldnt use that kind of language around ladies

No.98882

washed down 50mg caffeine with some diet coke

No.98883

went for a walk its nice theres nobody outside the birds are chirping and singing and theres some lingering smell of rain from last night now brewed some coffee now mom said its good

No.98884

die nicenorm

No.98885

thought the smell would go away after the puke dried but somehow it got worse

No.98886

have several spots where dirty water pooled up on the floor then eventually dried up leaving behind a visible residue been meaning to clean them but dont have anything good for scrubbing

No.98887

at least theyre NOT sticky anymore since the dirts caked in now

No.98888

feel like i need to change my life in a big way but im stuck im not like the freak with a high paying job living by myself learning my fourth language with so many friends and attention i have to ignore most of them

No.98889

maybe you should try getting a job

No.98890

thinking about turning off my location sharing and going on a trip out of the country

No.98891

uh why would you have that satanic shite activated

No.98892

squeezed out some blood and pus

No.98893

took more caffeine

No.98894

take it easy

No.98895

it didnt help anyway

No.98896

voted and there was an old woman in line telling everyone about how haitian immigrants all have latent tuberculosis

No.98897

cant believe were finally getting a powerful Black woman for president

No.98898

>>98891
mom needs to know where i am at all times

No.98899

why would you be anywhere

No.98900

cant believe theres people here stupid enough to go out and vote

No.98901


No.98902


No.98903

kinomoto sakura banner

No.98904

rented the manga from the library as a kid

No.98905

feasted on some garbage

No.98906

watching garbage nao

No.98907

>>98900
only seems stupid if you think it makes a difference

No.98908

nice centrists

No.98909

im against democracy or as i like to call it demoncracy Please stick it in mee

No.98910

if only yang wenli were still alive

No.98911

same if you dont own land or have kids who gives a piss what you think

No.98912

the people who said im NOT allowed to breed also decided that im NOT allowed to own land either

No.98913

managed to get a mks finally

No.98914

>>98912
which women decided you that you werent allowed to own land

No.98915

merkel

No.98916

went out with mom got slim jims and a 6 ounce chunk of pepper gouda

No.98917

love gouda but not a fan of toxic manmade peppers

No.98918

made beef and broccoli cooked the steak well done and covered it in sugarsauce

No.98919

feasted on some spicy chicken and ri theres a sexy lady in the pool whos been making loud horse noises for nearly 30 minutes now

No.98920

is she tard

No.98921

no she was just having fun whinnying

No.98922

where is the pic

No.98923

forgot i travel backwards in time an hour tonight

No.98924

gave in to curiosity and bought the cheapest 30 pack at the store dont make my mistake theres more to life than saving a few dollars

No.98925

uh but thats the best one

No.98926

incorrect its so bad i looked up how to read the date code on the bottom and its barely 2 months old

No.98927

guess ill get some brewskis too then

No.98928

well quit pussyfooting around what brand is it then

No.98929

got a sixer of the domestic version of kirin ichiban because it was on sale

No.98930

i was asking the other guy

No.98931

and i wasnt responding to you specifically

No.98932

oh ya well i wasnt saying that to you either so there

No.98933

wow straight from super to fusion thats one good gamer cat

No.98934

black tar shits

No.98935

youre gonno end up like total biscuit

No.98936

total norm

No.98937

dont look up that guys age when he died Please stick it in mee

No.98938


No.98939

>>98928
genesee cream of sum yung gai

No.98940

>>98937
uh oh

No.98941

NOThin wrong at all with a 12 buck 30 rack of genesee light

No.98942

cuppa coffee numero dos

No.98943

someone nearby called 911 saw a pig drive down this street by mistake then go to the one behind the house now theyre yellnorming to each other

No.98944

sigh he loved the boys in blue

No.98945


No.98946

dont even know what the vice president does

No.98947

same as any member of the zog they actively harm White People and their future

No.98948

so do i but you dont see me in the white house

No.98949

well in my case its more inactive than active

No.98950

gonno get a japgf and have kids to save the white race

No.98951

stepped outside on a whim ended up walking 7 or so miles phew

No.98952

see anything cool

No.98953

ya but no pics

No.98954

accepted the steam subscriber agreement then submitted the valve hardware survey

No.98955

why

No.98956

the computer told me to

No.98957

tried to nap but bed started shaking like crazy

No.98958

lovely smell of rain today

No.98959

feasted

No.98960

gonno sip some coffee

No.98961

sipped 3 cups of coffee today they didnt help

No.98962

wonder if theres an air quality or mold issue in here but there shouldnt be since i ventilate regularly

No.98963

get a nice co2 detector

No.98964

too expensive id rather spend all day exhausted rotting in bed

No.98965

think i beat the game but i also feel like at some point i mustve accidentally skipped some part of the story that explained what was up with the antagonist and that girl i only ran into in an optional village but who was apparently the whole reason everything happened

No.98966

or like that guy in a hut in the middle of nowhere talking about ancient ruins in the ocean that i never found

No.98967

love having one chance to reset my sleep schedule per year due to daylight savings and wasting it

No.98968

sleep on a fairly regular schedule but still tired all day and cant nap

No.98969

groan electric toothbrush broke

No.98970

cant you just use it as a regular toothbrush now like everybody else future boy

No.98971

obviously thats what i did but its NOT really optimized for that this isnt one of those novelty items thats a normal toothbrush with a battery in it

No.98972

what if you held it in place and started shaking your head really fast

No.98973

woke up showered shaved shited and spermed time for some breakfast

No.98974


No.98975

making tuna sandwiches for dinner again

No.98976


No.98977

edged

No.98978

gambled and lost but i managed to use my arsehole muscles to prevent any further damage

No.98979

>>98976
Please stick it in mee watched that stream

No.98980

>>98978
well done

No.98981

just NOTiced my coconut milk says it has tartarazine been drinking this stuff for a year

No.98982

uhh how much coconut milk have you been drinking its pure saturated fat

No.98983

it only had 6 g saturated fat because its mixed with other ingredients

No.98984

gonno jerk on my bone for a while

No.98985

you cant its november

No.98986


No.98987

spent all my excess big ones on a nice 88 key full weighted midi keyboard lets see if it pays off

No.98988

should have learned to play the skinflute instead

No.98989

decided to earlysnooze because of the time change cant believe its only 10

No.98990

woke up

No.98991

ohayou gojaimasu

No.98992

gojaimadju

No.98993

thinking about the pizza still in the freezer i dont know if its worth breaking the glass on that ross yet

No.98994

ive been saving it too might end up watching it today

No.98995

if today means within the next hour let me know and ill watch it too

No.98996

never mind moms on the couch pizzas off the table

No.98997

i thought it was in the freezer

No.98998

as far as i know it is

No.98999

then of course its NOT on the table yet

No.99000

been conscious of where my kidneys are inside my back lately is this what it means to be middle aged

No.99001

its over 9000

No.99002

getting a bunch of acne on the inside and outside of my nose

No.99003

pic

No.99004

ordered some blog delivery and they didnt even ask for id

No.99005

havent been carded in quite a while

No.99006

drinking 4.9% abv biru

No.99007

bought some chips and more cereal consisting of 27% sugar

No.99008

basically nutella stuffed inside more sugary carbs im surprised its legal to sell this garbage its good

No.99009

what a coincedence decided to have cereal for breakfast

No.99010

with milk or no

No.99011


No.99012

a NOT uncommon trope is for someone to be reincarnated or otherwise transformed and have to prove to someone that theyre them by saying things that only they would know but i dont think id be able to do that since i dont know anyone about other people and they dont know anything about me if my body suddenly changed to that of someone else i dont think id even be able to prove that im me to me own mum

No.99013

>>99010
uh ya what do you mena with milk thats how its intended to be consumed

No.99014

what do u mena what do i mena when u knewa what i menat

No.99015

i dont know anything and never have

No.99016

eat my cereal dry while lying in bed rotting

No.99017

groan meant to put my computer to sleep but hand slipped half a millimeter and hit the shut off button instead

No.99018

only eat cereal dry like chips

No.99019

slept for like 17 hours Please stick it in mee

No.99020

hell ya hope youre feeling rested and ready for a productive week

No.99021

woke up mornin ghost

No.99022

mornin

No.99023

had some toast and coffee

No.99024

going out with mom again still have plenty of beer so im just keeping an eye out for some neettreats

No.99025

my libido is gone

No.99026

not me im a horny little bastard

No.99040

decided to full time commit to 3egg bought the 18 pack to pair with the 6 count bagel

No.99041

havent aten eggs in months now

No.99042

why NOT

No.99043

shouldnt have left the house the stress wasnt worth it but i got two bags of bbbq chips and a 12 pack of voltage

No.99044

chipotle girl spilled some meat on the counter then she picked it up and put it back in my burrito

No.99045

not eating eggs to lower my cholesterol docs advice

No.99046

mom never eats eggs but her cholesterol got so high the doctor made her go on meds and meanwhile my cholesterol is healthy even after eating all the eggs

No.99047

i believe that gentleman was being ironic

No.99048

how can you tell

No.99049

from the text and from having seen quite a few ironic posts in my time

No.99050

dont think any of that stuff matters just read last night that 9 out of 10 heart attacks arent fatal

No.99051

>>99043
whats the extra b for

No.99052

byobb

No.99053

whats that extra b for

No.99054

big

No.99055

>>99053
thats a typo

No.99056

apologized to mom for NOT being able to support her

No.99057

thats a sigher

No.99058

had a very similar conversation with mine a week ago and then she countered by saying that i provided emotional support and advice for her that nobody else did that was invaluable and then listed off a bunch of ways that she felt she had failed me or felt guilty about

No.99059

been unaware of the current rope meta since the norms started putting oxygen in helium tanks what are all the kids doing these days

No.99060

>>99058
same pretty much except my advice and analysis isnt able to help anything in the present

No.99061

>>99059
it fell out of fashion

No.99062

mom is the same maybe we are living the same but slightly altered life as each other after all

No.99063

weird dream last night but ive already forgotten it

No.99064

havent been able to remember my dreams since i started smoking cannabis its one of the main downsides i wouldnt mind finding a way around

No.99065

nice flipping drugged out zombie

No.99066

never thought chino was especially sexy id prefer to be with my wife syaro

No.99067

i need a gf with more money than me chinos got the cafe

No.99068

i would provide for her

No.99069

what i dont understand is why women want dogs but wouldnt want me moving in with them to fulfill largely the same role

No.99070

came across a hidamari sketch 10th anniversary drawing on pixiv checked the date and it was posted over 10 years ago

No.99071

dogs eat dog food

No.99072

mom feeds the dog better than most norms feed their keedz

No.99073

>>99069
more of a catboy myself

No.99074

what like garfield

No.99075

wish i was as pasted as garfield

No.99076

havent had lasagna in a while

No.99077

napped for four hours now im sipping

No.99078

ate a really big banana

No.99079

got a really big banana for you to eat right here

No.99080

had been counting on that box of caffeine pills on the floor but turned out it was just an empty trash box so picked some up at the store but the self checkout flagged me for id review and then the walmart girl said the credit card reader doesnt have tap so she told me to put it in

No.99081

Please stick it in mee

No.99082

stop with the caffeine pills mene already

No.99083

NOThin meme but im NOT that guy dont buy overpriced boxes just have a 500x200mg container im working through slowly

No.99084

also cut them in half before popping and never had more than 2 in one day rarely more than 1 or even 1 half just like the caffeine without needing to piss everything out after

No.99085

eated brat

No.99086

with spicy mustard of course or würziger senf as they say in dutch

No.99087

got some stinky cheese in the fridge even though its NOT even opened yet and stored in the drawer at the bottom the whole place smells up every time i open the fridge

No.99088

watching this seasons reincarnated as the villainess anime its shaping up to be more novel than i expected too bad itll end before anything actually happens because its that kind of show and almost certainly ill never get closure because that would involve reading the novels of which there are no translations NOT that it would matter if there were

No.99089

frying up some of that stuff they say causes cancer

No.99090

snoozed awfully having a breakfast can of voltage

No.99091

buckwheat pillow i ordered arrived

No.99092

damn good cancermeat

No.99093

weathers gotten colder its in the low 40s might have to go buy a jacket

No.99094

first half of the latest ep of the startup anime was karaoke themed i can respect that they went all in even if for only half an ep but couldnt help but keep thinking about how much better kannagi did it

No.99095

dont understand whats the big deal with abortion why dont they simply NOT have unprotected sex its NOT like modern safe medical abortion has been around that long ive never accidentally gotten pregnant myself

No.99096

NOT that i have anything against it mind you the more dead fetuses the better i say

No.99097

when i was a teen i figured id probably end up having sex someday kinda weird to think that actually no ill never once have sex in my life despite so much of it revolving around rubbing and tugging on my nyoibo

No.99098

>>99095
i dont get it either

No.99099

>>99097
think the truly crazy thing is that i obviously never knew this as a kid or teen because they didnt explain how it actually worked in school probably a feminazi plan to keep men ignorant but its NOT even as high as like a 50 percent chance that getting up in some guts will cause a pregnancy its like drunk driving if you get caught youve probably done it dozens of times before

No.99100

well ya what did you think those people saying oh were trying for a baby meant

No.99101

sorry meant to say same then wrote the other post and forgot

No.99102


No.99103

might be too early to say since ive only lied down on it NOT slept on it yet but this buckwheat pillow seems to be just the thing i was looking for

No.99104

>>99100
dont know only remember ever hearing that on tv or in movies id assume it meant the girl had some rare medical issue and couldnt have kids

No.99105

ive got that medical issue myself

No.99106

>>99103
seems like it would be loud as hell

No.99107

finally messaged doctor about my rosacea and he said you need an appointment then somehow he has 3 openings tomorrow

No.99108

glad i dont have any gross afflictions like that

No.99109

sigh he would have loved to see madame president

No.99110

sisters freaking out

No.99111

introduce her to the backside of your pimp hand

No.99112

is it a sexy freakout

No.99113


No.99114

hiding in my room because i can hear mom watching zog propaganda on her laptop i dont even want to know and i dont think unplugging the ethernet until tomorrow will save me from it because they dont even call it the same night now

No.99115

>>99106
dont know what makes you say that but its NOT loud in any sense but i still mightve spoken too soon since i tried to sleep but woke up from a bad dream

No.99116

walked down to the polling place and voted for kamala

No.99117


No.99118

hate that vile whoer

No.99119

NOT pokemon going to the polls and you cant make me

No.99120

you need to walk tuah polling place and vote on that thang

No.99121

sigh its over bratbros

No.99122

>>99115
im picturing a pillowcase full of sunflower seeds

No.99123

bought a buckwheat pillow with my new mattress its pasted

No.99124

dont think that would be particularly loud either

No.99125

still think its funny that cotton lobbying is a major reason why hemp became illegal

No.99126

the default pillow noise level is silence

No.99127

we should have kept them in chains working the cotton fields

No.99128

should i get a buckwheat pillow too now i dont want to miss out

No.99129

they are what true japanese use

No.99130

yeah but they cost a hundred smackers might wait a bit and get one when im feeling flush

No.99131

cracked another sixer of fake kirin ichiban

No.99132

earlywoke after only five hours dont know if i should shower and grab some food or stay here trying to sleep

No.99133

>>99131
same but the last bottle of oktoberfest of the year

No.99134

good news hitler just got re-elected and this time its overwhelming this might be the societal change himabros needed to flip women anything can happen from now

No.99135

nice flippin 2scoops

No.99136

heard trump is going to legalize snap

No.99137

>>99130
mine was less than half that

No.99138

my favorite jidol suddenly started to look older

No.99139

said i would bet on it and i didnt sigh could have made good money with my last hundred big ones

No.99140

i bet five bucks Please stick it in mee

No.99141

thinking about oppai perfectly round oppai

No.99142

gambling and losing

No.99143


No.99144

unc and i didnt vote thinking it was pointless and would be rigged everyone i know of that did was a middle aged to elderly woman with or without kids dont know why theyre blaming it on cels

No.99145

im vol

No.99146

same im vol

No.99147

took vitamin d for like 4 days then stopped i didnt feel any difference in the timeframe i was doing it

No.99148

mom always tells me NOT to take too much d

No.99149

wouldnt mind taking some d if you know what i mean

No.99150

your mom takes too much d

No.99151

https://vitamindwiki.com/VitaminDWiki
you should check this site

No.99152

been rewearing the same 4 pairs of socks for a month just turn them inside out and throw them in a pile on the floor and overnight they have time to air out so theyre fresh for the next day

No.99153

had a banana and a white monster for breakfast

No.99154

the medical assistant touched my arm to take my blood pressure and she apologized for her fingers being so cold

No.99155

thats full of harmful antinutrients

No.99156

the white monsters won

No.99157

doctor told me to consider recent lifestyle changes that might me triggering my rosacea and think it might be my mochi ice cream because its been on sale recently and there were several days where ate an entire package in 1 sitting

No.99158

uh you needed a flipping quack to tell you that

No.99159

yeah

No.99160

try getting your vitamin d to 80 ngml

No.99161

groan cockli mailserver down or at least i cant access mine

No.99162

ordered some gay drugs

No.99163

had a package set for delivery today but they took it to a shop instead so i have to go talk to someone to get it

No.99164

woke up hey guys

No.99167

normvaders are coming but mom said we can get burgs after they leave

No.99168

spermed now i snooze

No.99169

my ass is leaking

No.99170

im trump

No.99171

no way

No.99172

>>99170
can i have money

No.99173

washing my sheets for the first time since spring

No.99174

been meaning to change mine but then i think i should clean the room first and dont do either

No.99175

bought two sets when i moved and now just immediately replace the dirty set with a clean one and then wash the dirty ones so that theyre available whenever i feel like changing them usually every couple weeks cause im fond of spermin me sheets

No.99176

face feels warm like im sick think its just because im overtired

No.99177

had another incident with the mean package lady she caught the indian amazon delivery man leaving a package for me after i buzzed him in and made him stand there until i came down and then they said i told him it was okay to leave the package there and then i said no i didnt and he said yes you did and then i said no i didnt and then he said oh ok and then left and then the mean package lady whispered i know you didnt tell him but he lied as an excuse to leave it unattended and i said uhh ok then i took the package and came back up and made this post

No.99178

getting anxious looking at the size of that post knowing its about interacting with norms ill pace around for a while then read it

No.99179

decided im just gonna use the nearby amazon locker instead from now on since its only a few minutes walk

No.99180

cats freaking out because she hasnt heard the washer noise in so long

No.99182

read it what a nightmare

No.99185

it wasnt that bad

No.99186

watched the hopeless romantic of the opera musical pretty good

No.99188

hey hima

No.99189

woke up from a nap i took

No.99190

celery wouldnt be such an issue if theyd just legalize and normalize paying for sex but we all know thatll never happen

No.99191

had to lean over the top of the computer now im sweating because its vented and blasting hot air

No.99192

id say its weird how norms will say prostitution must be illegal because it is inherently exploitative to women then turn around and talk about how much they love porn but obviously it isnt actually weird since its always actually been about controlling men NOT protecting women

No.99193

prostitution is legal in every almost every other country than the us and theyre still filled with cels

No.99194

thats why i said legalized and normalized

No.99195

its never gonna be normalized because only abnormal people have reason to participate in prostitution

No.99196

its norm too and nobody cares why are you talking about this again

No.99197

because i need sex

No.99198

no you dont

No.99199

spicy chicken and ri

No.99200

yes i do

No.99202

last week they announced the apartment inspection is gonno be tomorrow so tried to get a head start and tossed 3 bags of trash today

No.99203

doing laundry guess ill go pick up that package

No.99204

cbd oil arrived time to get high

No.99205

who are you people

No.99206

love a nice raid

No.99207

>>99205
i was being ironic

No.99208

groan why does normapedia even need ten million dollars its a flipping text based website with some images

No.99209

thermometer says its in the mid 60s inside but it feels colder than that used to be fine all the way down to freezing wonder what happened

No.99210

leftover burg fries and a can of voltage for breakfast

No.99211

dont think these doujinshi where they use an aphrodisiac on the girl and suddenly she becomes hypersensitive are realistic if i had that kind of drug id be using it on myself NOT wasting it on the girl

No.99212

woke up hiya ghost

No.99213

whats the plan

No.99214

gonna take it easy

No.99215


No.99216

feeling a bit *weird*

No.99217

>>99208
it doesnt

No.99218

bought a jump rope

No.99219

enjoyed the hula hoop and jump rope as a kid doubt itd go well if i tried now

No.99220

>>99218
uh oh

No.99221

im NOT roping with it im going to twiggify

No.99222

wish i was a lanky skellington

No.99223

>>99221
i believe in you

No.99224

>>99222
its NOT great except in winter when you can hide your toothpick appendages under thicker clothes

No.99225

why contain it

No.99228

having spaghetti and sausages for dinner

No.99229

thats what im having for dinner tomorrow unless mom orders za

No.99230

for me its tofu rice sriracha onion sesame seed and fresh ginger

No.99231

>>99229
sliced into one and it was like 10 percent pink in the very center had a spergout and microwaved them into rubber

No.99232

had a nice roastie beef sandwich meself

No.99233

gonna make spicy chicken and ri soon

No.99234

gonno game and watch the green vspo en

No.99235

gth tubeteen

No.99236

need sex NOW

No.99237

i get sex whenever i want and multiple times per day as far as my bone knows and im NOT gonno be the one to tell him otherwise

No.99238

that isnt getting sex thats giving sex

No.99239

too lazy and tard for pretty much everything in life

No.99242

bought a nice foam mat for babies to jump rope on

No.99243

why dont you have a seat over there

No.99244

still dont have any libido had been joing at least daily until like october 20th

No.99245

nice male menopause

No.99246

you need a doctor to feel around down there and make sure everthings alright

No.99247

havent seen a doctor since i was old enough to jo

No.99248

woke up

No.99249

opened my air purifier to clean the filter and accidentally ejected a ton of dust into the air so now my allergies are going crazy

No.99250

you got owned

No.99251

i deserve to be raped in the ass

No.99252

no you dont

No.99253

>>99248
same wouldnt say im thrilled about it

No.99254

deserve or deserve

No.99255

sipping coffee number 6

No.99256

that is far too many coffees as for myself only had 200mg in pill form today

No.99257

cracked id cook up some grub but im already feeling nauseated

No.99258

you nice a nice vom sesh

No.99259

its NOT that kind of nausea

No.99260

bought some potato sticks

No.99261

woke up ate beef pasta

No.99262

nauseated within seconds of any introspection

No.99263

please dont use the i word

No.99264

eating vratwurst mit scharfem senf

No.99265

i mena bratwurst

No.99266

frying up some hot garbage

No.99267

im fried and belong in the garbage

No.99268

well this hot garbage is going in my gullet

No.99269

get in mah belleh

No.99270

NOT into vore except tentacle vore but that barely counts since its basically wall of flesh rather than vore per se

No.99271

watching some impressively boring seasonal normime is this really what they choose to get animated well its NOT the worst ive seen as evidenced by the fact im apparently still watching

No.99272

might drop late however

No.99273

woke up hey ghost hope everyones doing well

No.99274

die skipper

No.99275

prepped some overnight oats for tomorrow never had it before

No.99276

read some men metooing about being groped in nightclubs i thought that was the point NOT that ive actually been to one

No.99277

was turning onto my street and there were two you know whats on their bikes one of them waved so i smiled and waved back i dont swing that way but i hope all of you guys are vir now

No.99278

nice chad

No.99279

brewin up a jug

No.99280

thread being on page 2 is pissing me off

No.99281

we will move soon enough

No.99282

intimidated by how if you accidentally hit submit without an image on iqdb then the site basically calls you an idiot in giant red text and an exclamation mark

No.99283

got the wordle in 3

No.99284

that isnt something a grown man should be intimidated by

No.99285


No.99286

havent played wordle in a while

No.99287


No.99288

i need sex

No.99289

seems like more trouble than its worth

No.99290

got the roids

No.99291

thinking about that new ross

No.99292

what about it

No.99293


No.99294

>>99291
wouldnt say its worth saving if thats what youre thinking about

No.99295

have never done one of those ross things

No.99296

the new janitor application repeatedly mentions discord but never once says irc

No.99297

discord is modern irc

No.99298

>>99296
noticed that right away too because i checked the link wondering if they were still tricking those dumb queers into scanning their drivers licenses

No.99299

gave mom a nice misanthropic rant

No.99300

the classic

No.99301

made a sandwich wrapped it in foil and left it on my desk so it gets nice and soggy while i crack

No.99302

woke up because there were police lights flashing outside and police yelling in the hallway i mean in my dream NOT the real

No.99303

do you think hes had that dream

No.99307

got a fat nap in

No.99308

im fat

No.99309

same

No.99310

pixiv performance been even worse lately which is quite impressive given what a slow mess it already is

No.99312

havent really used it recently but the last time i did it was horrific on 8gb of ddr3 wouldnt believe they could make it worse if they werent japs

No.99313

that is far too little ram

No.99314

thats a perfectly serviceable amount of ram for web browsing

No.99315

NOT for a standard 90+ tab jo session on that site after say 2018 or whenever they flipped it up

No.99316

need 32gb minimum to use chrome

No.99317

wouldnt know about that as im no sexnorm

No.99318

tried looking up that yugioh scene where kaiba threatens to kill himself if yugi doesnt let him win and got a big suicide prevention message screen as if friendtube would give a single flip if i rope

No.99319

can we stop making suicide threats its NOT funny

No.99320

hanase

No.99321

havent pulled that shite since i was 13 and mom took away my childhood pocket knife for over ten years until i stole it back its NOT a threat just what ill have to grow a nutsack to do eventually if things dont turn around without me getting off my ass or doing anything

No.99322


No.99323

staring at my package delivery status again

No.99324

>>99322
never understood what this is supposed to mean but i hope you know ive been praying for your death every day since you came here from younow or club penguin or wherever

No.99325

thats cause youre a dumbass

No.99326


No.99327

whats up chat

No.99328

woke up

No.99329

im woke

No.99330

when i bought that voltage i saw they had one with wow shite on it felt like it was only a few years ago the last time they did that but when i looked it up it was like 15 years ago NOT that interested in trying new things anyway who has the time

No.99331

really hope none of you still play wow and have picked up a respectable addiction like drugs alcohol or gay prostitutes instead of faggot kung fu panda shit

No.99332

whats wrong with kung fu panda

No.99333

apparently NOThing according to the guys at blizzard that were fired for stealing breast milk and replaced with tranny freaks

No.99334

Please stick it in mee whats up with that anyway i thought gamergate won

No.99335

read theyre having meltdowns in corporate chatrooms this week

No.99336

theyve been saying that for years but the games still suck

No.99337

read theyre doing gamergate part 2 now except its just pointing out how everything got worse for ten years Please stick it in mee ill leave it to the next generation

No.99338

who is they

No.99339

the people who participate in online culture wars

No.99340

>>99338
the kids

No.99341

gamers

No.99342

>>99322
need to send this classic to pnig in his time of need

No.99343

woke up and needed to shit but couldnt fit my dick in the toilet because of morning wood

No.99344

pic

No.99345

how come people draw fetish art of girls with flat chests growing oversized breasts but never the other way around

No.99346


No.99347

jod which means ive accomplished todays tasks cracked

No.99348

more precisely jod while also catching up on my pixiv follows which was the actual task to accomplish

No.99349

watching anime the subtitles translated ビッチ to suave grown-up

No.99350

spread a thick layer of irish butter on the bottom of a soft pretzel eating nao

No.99351

phew damn good might have aNOTher

No.99352

the girl who gave me my meds was named martha thought that was an old woman name

No.99353

weird looked up the popularity of my name and its been high up there for at least the last century yet i havent met many people with the same name well its NOT that weird since i simply havent met many people period

No.99354

dont be alarmed but i think i might have esper powers

No.99355

im aspie

No.99356

um aspergers is no longer an official diagnosis

No.99357

im tard

No.99358

sis said she has an autistic friend just like me

No.99359

ive failed as a gamer

No.99360

dont think of myself as my name always hated it but if i think back the name is fine good even but from my point of view its always referred to an ugly and gay retarded loser

No.99361

knowing your true name gives you power over yourself

No.99362

woke up crying from a sad dream

No.99363

i need to wake up from this dream

No.99364

mom said i was tardlaughing in my sleep for multiple minutes straight this morning at 8am

No.99365

by mom do you mean your gf or why the hell is mom in bed with you as youre sleeping

No.99366

it was loud enough she could hear me through the door

No.99367

found a caffeine pill on the floor with cat teeth marks on it

No.99368

cage

No.99369

making soup moms sick

No.99370


No.99371

die

No.99372

just heard some guy yell oi mate put some clothes on go inside ive got kids out here you sicko guessing a naked man was in full view somewhere but i couldnt spot him when i went out to see

No.99373

you bloody wankah

No.99374

actually the guy yelling was indian

No.99375

dot or feather

No.99376

dot they all talk like british people

No.99377


No.99378

weird dream last night

No.99379

might make normaroni

No.99380

hope you mean some nice mac n cheese using a bechamel base and baked

No.99381

no i mean a box of 75 cent store brand

No.99382

uh arent those for little kids

No.99383

gave up processed food as part of the sober year of contemplation

No.99384

need to go on an elimination diet to see if its my diet making me feel like garbage all day every day but i just cant say no to delicious sugar and carbs

No.99385

woke brushed showered jod gonno have some coffee and watch

No.99386

>>99382
that and lazy fat alcoholic neets in their 30s

No.99387

>>99384
mom went on one of those a few years ago it was brutal i could only blimp out when she was working nights

No.99388

pasted iran just moved the age of consent to 9

No.99389

thats not pasted thats flipping sick

No.99390


No.99392

couldnt care less what ragheads and kikes do in fact id be far happier if they were all dead

No.99393

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

No.99394

have to remember what i could have possibly been tardlaughing hard about for multiple minutes in my sleep so i can experience it where itll make a difference

No.99395

and just what difference would it make

No.99396

dont see how it could possibly be a negative for anyone living in europe or north america but thats me

No.99397

what does remembering a funny dream have to do with europe

No.99398

watched some anime teared up at the episode climax

No.99399

made the mistake of checking the popularity of a good show on mal

No.99400

cant tell you how many movies ive watched in the last few years with awful imdb ratings that i thought were excellent

No.99401

why cant you tell me is it a secret

No.99402


No.99403

guess ill snooze

No.99404

sigh all alone again

No.99405

havent snoozed yet its okay

No.99406

feeling weird

No.99407

heart is racing

No.99408

crashing bad now do i make more coffee and try to power through or do i snooze

No.99409

NOT even interested in joing

No.99410

sinply relax and stop thinking about it let nature decide

No.99411

napped a little

No.99412

napster

No.99413

shaved need a haircut too but dont have the right equipment

No.99414

need a warm vagina for my penis but i can never achieve such a goal no matter what

No.99415

watched the next ep and cried

No.99416

new aipri op

No.99417

and new ed and a damn good chii ep to bring it all together

No.99418

feeling excellent glad i napped i should do that more often

No.99419

tortellini timellini

No.99420

watching mahjong anime wonder when the flow of life will start to turn in my direction

No.99421

mom said she told her sister to stand up to her gaybashing coworkers but she was too scared to do anything

No.99422

god i flippin hate norms HATE NOMRS

No.99423

om nom nomr

No.99424

fridge has been resonating with a tone that pierces through my headphones

No.99425

love a good mahjong anime

No.99426

i didnt say it was good

No.99427

kitty is snoozing

No.99428

they still havent entered the dungeon in the latest danmachi and dont appear to have any plans to uh isnt that the entire title and premise

No.99429

wish i could still watch

No.99430

you wouldnt if it was this garbage

No.99431

thats true as evidenced by my only watching the first one when it was being viraled

No.99432

woke up hey guys

No.99433

dont like doing things

No.99434

didnt watch it when it went viral watched it late after being left behind

No.99435

dont think the circumstances are ever gonno be right especially NOT now need to start coming up with a plan to be able to watch again

No.99436

just do what i do and only watch seasonal garbage while you save all the good shows for the right time that will never come

No.99437

that sounds like the worst of both worlds

No.99438

although as it happens i did manage to watch an ep today of a show i started like a decade ago and am still only halfway through

No.99439

theres some good shows this season

No.99440

im not tard anymore

No.99441

finally got around to watching the first ep of an ova that just came out in 2015

No.99442

>>99436
thats what i was doing before NOT even being able to do that

No.99443

finally finished the episodes i had left over from two seasons ago one more ep and ill be all caught up on this season to its been a productive day ill tell you

No.99444

had a productive day meself i filled a bag with part of the trash pile and threw it out

No.99445

hope you guys dont actually live in hoarded filth and piss

No.99446

even managed to clean my notepad++ tabs that ive been putting off for years and clean the spills on the floor that ive been putting off for weeks

No.99447

flippin mouse is double clicking when held its driving me insane

No.99448


No.99449

still using the cheap mouse i walked to the store to buy when my old nice mouse broke

No.99450

phew all caught up

No.99451

im NOT a hoarder im a collector

No.99452

clean your room

No.99453

im trying it just takes me a few years to do things that take other people an hour

No.99454

its time to buck up and get er done

No.99455

ok i will tomorrow

No.99456

big day at work tomorrow

No.99457

lost a bunch in my videogames now im raging

No.99458

lost to a boss so now im grinding by which i mean walking back and forth then mashing the a button without looking at the screen when i get an encounter

No.99459

sounds like a blast

No.99460

weighed myself lost 3 pounds

No.99461

been going up and down between 200 and 215 every time ive been curious enough to check for the last few years i was 130 max when hima started

No.99462

130 lbs would give me a 16.7 bmi

No.99463

nice tallbrag

No.99464

figured that was a tallbrag but i was too lazy to look it up

No.99465

body is covered in dried sweat but dont want to shower

No.99466

woke up and took a shower

No.99467

finished shikada dagashi

No.99468

>>99461
was 270 when hima started now im 200

No.99469

pic

No.99470

a growing boy needs to eat

No.99471

sigh 11/11/11

No.99472

the world really did end in 2012 after all

No.99473

knocked over a can tower

No.99474

guess ill snooze and lose

No.99475

found a place nearby that sells artisanal butter its 83% and so good and the price is about the same as store bought too

No.99476

for me its only olive oil or store brand pam spray

No.99477

thats gonno give you heart disease Please stick it in mee

No.99478


No.99479

shat bigly now i sip

No.99480

got to mythic in mtga

No.99481

never played magic only pokemon yugioh and star wars the tcg and by played i mean sat in my room alone looking at hand me down cards and making up my own rules as i played against myself

No.99482

goes for most board games i own too but mom would usually agree to one pity play

No.99483

got a binder of neopets cards never once played

No.99484

used to do that too as a kid but mostly read cards flavor text and look at the art

No.99485

hate board games and the norms who play them

No.99486

>>99484
thats basically what i did 95 percent of the time only tried to make up games with them a few times but i thought it sounded less tard

No.99487

woke up hey ghost

No.99488

saw a deer today

No.99489

thats an omen

No.99490

of what

No.99491

things to come

No.99492

loved playing yugioh against myself

No.99493

did you ever win

No.99494

Please stick it in mee i used to do that with pokemon and yugioh cards too what are the odds

No.99495

think weve all got a lot of things in common that you wouldnt encounter irl in a lifetime except maybe at conventions

No.99496

like what

No.99497

tired of black people

No.99498

you cant say that

No.99499

black people are great i think everyone should own one

No.99500

the only black people around here are actual africans and theyre scary

No.99501

roidraging

No.99502

joing for the second or third time dont remember then im gonno make a sandwich

No.99503

havent even gotten hard in days

No.99504

mom already pestering me to visit home for christmas

No.99505

nice buxbrag

No.99506

closed about 100 tabs today

No.99507

stop using the tabs function

No.99508

after i was shitetalking it i did redownload surf but its only used for a very specific purpose

No.99509

thats it im done with onions for good

No.99510


No.99511

alliance raid was great

No.99512

was too lazy to brush my tooth used flouride instead and spent several minutes spitting brown and red loogies all over the sink and later my floor

No.99513


No.99514

woke up without morning wood again

No.99515

lucky

No.99516

got the winter coat out

No.99517


No.99518

feeling empty and numb

No.99519

feeling so faithless lost under the surface

No.99520


No.99521

>>99514
spent a lot of time touching mine but im out of bed now

No.99522

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.99523

mtg new set is out gonno play some draft

No.99524

i love minors and minorities

No.99525

shouldnt have gotten out of bed and should have snoozed longer im exhausted

No.99526

onions trigger me ibs and turn me into an immobile fartbag for 24 hours

No.99527

never been an immobile fartbag whats it like

No.99528

sippin my coke zero

No.99529

think i might head to bed

No.99530

woke up and brewed a jug hey ghoty

No.99531

nice jenkem

No.99532

want to clean up but im too beta to start dumping piss out of the window until it gets dark

No.99533

most people wouldnt consider that cleaning up

No.99534

gay drugs arrived

No.99535

>>99527
you cant move and you keep farting

No.99536

im NOT most people

No.99537

spent an hour picking strands of dust and cat hair off my coat one by one using my fingers but they just floated around the air so now my coat is still dusty but also my allergies are triggered and can feel the dust in my throat

No.99538

tiggered

No.99539

bored and tired the worst combination

No.99540

you should get avamys for your allergies

No.99541

there was a long line at the self checkout so went to the human aisle and the target girl coughed before handing me the receipt

No.99542

the receipt making contact with your skin is more poisonous than some girlgerms

No.99543

foolish receipt toucher Please stick it in mee its full of poisonous ink

No.99544

still bored joing again

No.99545

what about nnn

No.99546

its NOT for me

No.99547

miss the nonstop nut november vids

No.99548

i need to copulate

No.99549

dont feel like thats even in my top 10 at this point there are so many other dreams and wishes id want to come true more that would actually make me happy

No.99550

such as

No.99551

ya thats what i thought

No.99552

there is no greater purpose on life than to reproduce

No.99553

powerful thunderstorm is here

No.99555

woke up and looked at some sexy ladies but felt NOThing

No.99556

wish aphrodisiacs were real

No.99557

youd just use them to flip innocent sexy ladies

No.99558

nuh uh

No.99559

>>99551
snoozed after that post but i feel its self explanatory

No.99560

apparently NOT

No.99561

sigh jod when i didnt mean to

No.99562

really regretting that there go my plans to spend six hours stroking my shaft while watching porn or rather browsing pixiv

No.99563

theres always tomorrow

No.99564

you dont understand

No.99565

lied to the neetbux lady again my lifespan just got extended

No.99566

drank 5 cups of cawfee and got depressed

No.99567

woke up hey guys

No.99568

whats on the docket for today

No.99569

gonna read xianxia and smoke cannabis all day

No.99570

did a few 5 skips today with the ol jump rope my form is getting better

No.99571

keep it up i believe in you

No.99572

test

No.99573

wish i had test drank the extremely small amount i had away

No.99574

might puke

No.99575

this is my 10th year of refreshing imageboards for 8 hours a day

No.99576

bored guess ill finally watch blade runner

No.99577

>>99575
nice what did you win

No.99578

>>99576
still saving it which cut did you decide to watch

No.99579

gonno watch the final cut

No.99580

used to think mom was stupid for searching the website name and clicking on the google result instead of just typing out the full address with its tld but after getting older have started doing the same thing myself

No.99581

were stupid

No.99582

actually i am quite intelligent

No.99583

youre NOT better than me just because your shoes have laces instead of velcro

No.99584

watched a shoe tying vid the other day and mastered the trick to tying shoes in 1 second

No.99585

dad bullied me for tying double knots and told me olympic athletes dont double knot

No.99586

didnt know there was a double knot but thats probably what i do on the rare occasion the knot comes loose and i cant just slip them on and off for months

No.99587

ate a lot this week and only pooped a little but thats changing now

No.99588

right lymph node is sore this is the big one

No.99589

saw myself in the lid of a pot on the stove talk about an appetite suppressant



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