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Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 00:24:57 No.94453

we now return to your normally scheduled neet blogging went out and got a pair buy one get one free frozen pizzas for that ross

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 01:09:17 No.94454

girl at the blog store beeped my id with the botnet scanner hate that evil shite just look at it and do the math in your head what teen would fake being over 30 without a drivers license

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 01:51:00 No.94455

sigh whered everyone go during the downtime

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 01:59:45 No.94456

home

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 02:19:22 No.94457

it checked nen and thats it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 02:20:58 No.94458

thats weird

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:11:43 No.94459

someone needs to make a simple textboard or something so we dont have to keep migrating

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:12:27 No.94460

just chopped up a whole chicken now im gonno choke one Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:14:29 No.94461

>>94459
surely we have learned this lesson by now

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:16:09 No.94462

freak if you read this please host a textboard using kahera

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:17:25 No.94463

im not posting anywhere hosted or staffed by one of the bros its a doomed concept

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:21:58 No.94464

jod for 3 hours and couldnt cum and now my fingers are wrinkly from the water based lube

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:45:04 No.94465

>>94455
the w

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:51:12 No.94466

bored outof my mind

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 03:58:56 No.94467

just finished watching the game

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 04:06:11 No.94468

>>94463
every time ive thought about learning how to set it up i couldnt come up with a solution for owning a site while also not logging into the admin account or having one of you be a jan maybe someones mom could do it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 04:20:18 No.94469

stankbug landed on top of my tower had to defend myself with deadly force rest in piss bitch

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 04:24:16 No.94470

youre demonic

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 04:57:33 No.94471

package that was supposed to arrive two days ago is stuck in customs

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 05:24:19 No.94472

what is it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 05:37:01 No.94473

you know

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 05:49:00 No.94474

https://files.catbox.moe/u7ofg2.jpg

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 06:00:09 No.94475

glad im not ausfailian

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 06:13:56 No.94476

gonno turn the oven on in a minute

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 06:34:29 No.94477

and by a minute i meant 21 of them but its done now

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 07:12:40 No.94478

got pizza seasonings all over my bedsheet i just changed this last week

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 07:26:58 No.94479

wdym pizza seasoning

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 07:28:55 No.94480

parmesan garlick powder red pepper flakes and oregano

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 07:29:50 No.94481

wheres the black pepper

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 07:32:47 No.94482

uh black pepper are you that guy from the place where they cut your hands off if you spit gum on the sidewalk

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 08:20:51 No.94483

black peppers great on pizza you should try it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:11:34 No.94484

havent had za in a while dont have an oven anymore

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:51:03 No.94485

what about the grill

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:56:06 No.94486

only got a simpsons grill that the previous owner sold to me in an unuseable condition

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 09:58:15 No.94487

never bought that story unless the bottoms rusted out its still good and even then you can still use it i remember our last grill i was able to see my feet through the bottom for like 5 years before mom replaced it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 10:00:41 No.94488

its impossible to destroy a weber kettle grill anyway ive got one i took from the ex normbors yard and that flipper sat out without a cover for probably fifteen years

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 10:02:36 No.94489

never grilled whats it like

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 10:06:49 No.94490

smells good man

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 10:13:43 No.94491

>>94485
dont have one of those unless a 2 burner electric stove thats even worse than a coil stove counts

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 10:17:32 No.94492

how about a nice pan pizza then

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 10:22:14 No.94493

dont have any pans with lids or good thermal retention

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 10:51:40 No.94494

coils are electric

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:08:51 No.94495

uh yeah whats your point

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:17:42 No.94496

i dont know

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:26:20 No.94497

pasted dhl refused to deliver my package because i didnt answer even though it was marked to be dropped off without a signature

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:46:57 No.94498

of course the slip just says theyll bring it somewhere else i can go pick it up as for where who knows because they left that blank and the website is simply broken so im gonno have to call

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:51:47 No.94499

of course i dont even get stuck in a call tree the number simply doesnt connect im starting to rage

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:58:58 No.94500

what a curious set of events

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:02:25 No.94501

ordered pornographic comic books and some other stuff straight from the orient via dhl two or three times and never had a problem of course the highway ran through the backyard so the gps probably was easy enough for them to understand

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:06:05 No.94502

they could find my place no problem they just refused to actually deliver once they got here i sent a message through their online form that probably goes straight to /dev/null and i guess ill wait till next week to see if anything happens

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:10:15 No.94503

this is after they scammed me with customs processing fees so even if it gets returned and i somehow get a refund ive lost time and money think im gonno go get some blogs to calm down

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:11:40 No.94504

dont remember that ever happening to me i think it was from mandarake i just gave em moms credit card and it showed up post haste

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:13:50 No.94505

never had a problem with dhl in over a decade of getting stuff shipped by them theyre one of the few things in this world i can rely on

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:29:07 No.94506

havent watched a nice hentai in 20 years wonder how they evolved

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:33:31 No.94507

store finished renovations theyve got self checkout machines now i didnt use them got some new blogs to try

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 12:48:26 No.94508

glad you didnt use that evil shite whats on tap

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:01:46 No.94509

just some aldi brand blogs

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:03:18 No.94510

linkedin park has a grrl lead now

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:18:58 No.94511

>>94509
is it wernesgruber im a fan of those

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:20:57 No.94512

>>94506
still shite quality they are too low budget to have proper artists drawing it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:23:50 No.94513

>>94510
in the end it doesnt even matter they only made two cds anyone gives a flip about and anyone who liked them is at a minimum 28 years young

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:32:51 No.94514

never listened to one of their albums in full

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:34:27 No.94515

i did for the first time like three weeks ago during the last scream Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:41:57 No.94516

>>94511
no karlskrone

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:48:57 No.94517

they dont sell karlskrote here wonder if its comparable to anything i know

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:54:03 No.94518

well it comes in a plastic bottle and costs like half a buck for half a liter so im NOT expecting anything gourmet

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:02:23 No.94519

is that with or without bottle return

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:03:56 No.94520

without

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:06:19 No.94521

giddy up

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:16:28 No.94522

my request looked automated

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:18:17 No.94523

get that all the time typically when i post without having refreshed in a while but refreshing or going back to the index then reentering generally fixes it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 14:23:57 No.94524

https://files.catbox.moe/6hsngf.jpg

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:01:29 No.94525

legalize rape

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:06:33 No.94526

i need to be raped

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:07:52 No.94527

made a protonmail

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:08:40 No.94528

why

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:12:46 No.94529

cracked or more precisely unscrewed

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:18:37 No.94530

moms going on vacation for 2 weeks

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:19:08 No.94531

hell ya whens the party

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:25:42 No.94532

edged a bit too wildly drew tears guess ill save the rest for later

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:33:30 No.94533

made a fool of myself again

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:47:12 No.94534

wish the piss organ was separated from the sex organ

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:54:36 No.94535

passed the cognitive test from my j application

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 15:58:05 No.94536

whats ur iq

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:00:40 No.94537

regretting my decision to only buy three and two half blogs of course thats why i did it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:08:30 No.94538

havent rewatched lotr in maybe 5 years might be time to do it again and finally watch the hobbit films even if theyre trash my brain has deteriorated to the point that ill probably enjoy them quite a bit anyway

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:12:24 No.94539

wish i felt comfortable in normal clothes id probably get out quite a bit more if i didnt have to get dressed and put on clothes every time then shower and change when i got back

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:39:18 No.94540

>>94536
250

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:41:17 No.94541

sigh thats like a hundred more than mine

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:43:06 No.94542

groan prostate acting up again even though i specifically tried to avoid this

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:43:40 No.94543

hate it when norms say that the roman empire could have industrialized but never mention that their scientific knowledge wasnt advanced enough for such a thing to be possible and they wouldnt be able to engineer industry because they didnt understand the physics behind it

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:47:06 No.94544

neither do i theyre just like me

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:50:56 No.94545

urethra is burning

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:10:21 No.94546

eating pain au chocolate

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:31:26 No.94547

got some crisp waffle things dropped two on the floor one shattered one didnt picked it up quickly put it on the table and it slid right off and shattered fml

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:34:19 No.94548

>>94546
you mena chocolatine

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:36:14 No.94549

what is that like ovaltine

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:46:21 No.94550

bloating now

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:46:33 No.94551

im approaching 20 years as unemployed now

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:50:18 No.94552

were you working in the mines before that or what

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:59:18 No.94553

my friday is ruined

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:25:49 No.94554

loved hp as a kid even reread later as a teen wonder if id still like it if i read it again

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:15:06 No.94555

need a harder pillow

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:29:53 No.94556

you can use my cock as a pillow

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:45:46 No.94557

woke up gonna spark up

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:50:20 No.94558

whens catbox gonna be back up cant be properly caught up until i can see this link >>94524

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:56:29 No.94559

>>94558
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100603509

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:58:29 No.94560

You need a pixiv account to view this work.

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:01:44 No.94561

good thing we all have pixiv accounts

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:02:48 No.94562

Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:03:42 No.94563

jod like a sexual deviant

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:16:16 No.94564

>>94527
dont know if i mentioned this but i read on 4norm that they were deleting all inactive accounts and panicked whats actually happening is if you made the account before this year or last year you have until april 2026 to log back in before its deleted

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:20:34 No.94565

i dont know if i can log in until april 2026 thats too short a time frame

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:21:56 No.94566

just use gmail you nerds

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:28:32 No.94567

new gmails require a phone normber

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:30:07 No.94572

i use hotmail

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:30:16 No.94573

do you guys not have phones

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:30:52 No.94574

my protonmail is full of people trying to sell me videos of little girls i dont know why

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:32:26 No.94575

had an absolutely massive shit it was so big that my dick almost touched the pile

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:33:42 No.94576

maybe you just have a really long dick

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:34:00 No.94577

>>94573
why would i need a phone

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:34:08 No.94578

better than your piles touching the pile

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:40:44 No.94579

>>94538
was watching hobbit clips last night even though ive never watched it
>>94554
been thinking about it a lot lately ive been watching longplays of the games almost every night for two weeks

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:43:34 No.94580

dont care about the games and never watched the movies just read the books

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:44:51 No.94581

what about the books on tape

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:45:03 No.94582

read the first three or four hp books in middle school

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:45:43 No.94583

NOT tard enough for audiobooks

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:49:33 No.94584

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jviae1aplBQ

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:50:06 No.94585

skipper

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:53:13 No.94586

jod twice in a row would like to go for a third round but my life force is running out

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:57:17 No.94587

>>94583
NOThin tard just for the novelty

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:59:05 No.94588

listen to audiobooks when im doing chores or travelling

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:01:04 No.94589

the traveler

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:04:14 No.94590

i dont want novelty i want my life to stay the same way it was a decade ago

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:04:53 No.94591

i was built to rape

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:05:52 No.94592

probably gonno cave in try to grope some chick and get arrested someday

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:11:06 No.94593

wonder how many hours itd take for a girl to rope if she woke up in my body

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:14:00 No.94594

shed probably get really horny from being in a mans body and having a penis and shed just lie there sperming off all day

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:17:04 No.94595

only get horny about every other day or so

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:50:15 No.94596

girls get horny at the thought of being in the body of a bald fat 30 year old neet virgin man

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:58:13 No.94597

if only that were true

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 23:01:13 No.94598

wouldnt you get horny at the thought of being in the body of a fat 30 year old neet virgin girl

Anonymous 09/06/24 (Fri) 23:06:32 No.94599

dont think i would

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 00:24:06 No.94600

what the flip

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 00:30:13 No.94601

dont understand it either the only benefits i can think of to being a girl are nonsexual like not having balls in the way when youre snoozing and being able to become rich just by marrying and divorcing some nerd

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 01:12:54 No.94602

eating food

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 01:47:20 No.94603

sigh you guys dont care about me anymore

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 02:09:04 No.94604

have a zit growing under the skin right near my eyebrow i can feel it enlarging

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 02:51:06 No.94605

i am a pnig worshipper till the day i die

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:18:27 No.94606

woke up Please stick it in mee my schedule is completely flipped but its getting better mom ordered pizza during my slumber and theres a new alien food vid

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:37:24 No.94607

never woken up to pizza after snoozing all day only disappointment sounds flipping epic

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:44:19 No.94608

its p epic not gonno lie

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:55:21 No.94609

earlywoke had to piss feeling sweaty so i showered now do i try to snooze again or NOT that is the question

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:05:31 No.94610

>>94608
have a perfect image to reply to this with but i only have it saved to my brain not my disk

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:16:45 No.94611

have a large collection of images ive saved over the years sometimes i know i have the one i want somewhere and spend an hour searching only to NOT find it or for the conversation to have moved on

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:41:30 No.94612

jod

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:45:51 No.94613

i must have missed the stream link

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:49:14 No.94614

it was just a quickie NOT one of my elaborate rituals

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:59:50 No.94615

salivating at this pic that one of my favorite japanese crossdressers just posted
https://files.catbox.moe/bqyowh.jpg

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:01:10 No.94616

ill have mine well done with a1 sauce thanks

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:07:54 No.94617

got 6 pints of oettinger gonna crack smoke and watch pumpkinhead

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:12:41 No.94618

been meaning to watch that since i was about 12 always liked the cover and the name

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:14:25 No.94619

same but that ends now

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:24:36 No.94620

opened the pizza boxand it was empty very nice had to reheat some leftover pasta to feed myself because i live with inconsiderate bastards

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:25:51 No.94621

gonno download it and save it for october youve inspired me to fire it up

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:37:31 No.94622

already have far more than a months worth of material downloaded and saved for later

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:47:45 No.94623

guess ill make a melt or two once i finish these remaining 30 or so fluid ounces of cornwater

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:55:34 No.94624

hope thats some nice itoen hokkaido corn tea

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:00:50 No.94625

never had it but im having basically the same its called king cobra and its about 3.60 a bottle with tax

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:06:51 No.94626

thats far too much

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:10:02 No.94627

https://files.catbox.moe/brkutn.jpg

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:10:06 No.94628

ya but it cuts down on the mess of having cans all over the floor its 4 blogs in 1

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:11:11 No.94629

shes just like me

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:15:00 No.94630

thought that was taiga for a minute

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:19:14 No.94631

toradora is no longer part of the zeitgeist

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:21:29 No.94632

back to grinding

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:23:29 No.94633

its still real to me damn it

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:28:48 No.94634

https://files.catbox.moe/0pn1uv.jpg

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:30:54 No.94635

saw him earlier he took me for a ride in his s2000

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:40:56 No.94636

ok im melting

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 06:41:07 No.94637

the arrogance

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:15:20 No.94638

been eating lots of sandwiches but havent been toasting or heating the bread or anything

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:27:54 No.94639

sigh guess ill head into the office and get some work done

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:31:09 No.94640

and by that i mean sit in my chair bare assed jerking off to cartoon pornography before cleaning it down with isopropyl to get rid of the ass smell

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 07:44:23 No.94641

damned good movie

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:06:55 No.94642

theyre called anime mom NOT cartoons

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:55:45 No.94643

i think i have that gerd thing

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 09:18:13 No.94644

crying for you prepare to get flipping owned

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 09:24:00 No.94645

isnt it a fake thing like diabeetus where you just stop treating yourself like a human toilet and it goes away

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 09:26:14 No.94646

remember reading a lengthy erotic story about a guy who got turned into a human toilet

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:00:14 No.94647

was trying to think of what song i was hearing another one ripping off i think its vegetable man

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:12:07 No.94648

cant NOT funnel garbage into my mouth nonstop

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:28:47 No.94649

spermed hard

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:37:30 No.94650

hope it wasnt to whats on jp right now

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:42:37 No.94651

id never jo to an illegal sequence of 0s and 1s its against the talmudic law

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 11:51:31 No.94653

the deleter

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:02:53 No.94654

bought a prepackaged sugary coffee drink

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:05:37 No.94655

>>94653
dont want to incriminate myself if there was no posting thered be no cheese pizza on the other board

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:12:31 No.94656

is that how it works

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:35:42 No.94657

tired of tranime

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 13:05:13 No.94658

senpai wa transvestite started good but went downhill fast

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 14:13:55 No.94659

my battle phase hasnt ended

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 14:38:53 No.94660

gonno azki jo

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 14:59:00 No.94661

weird how i feel like cracking even though i know itd ruin my evening with zero benefits

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 15:10:08 No.94662

poured some soda instead

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 15:11:59 No.94663

eating cheesy noodles with a side of potato salad and a little bit of sausage

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 15:20:50 No.94664

phew damn good

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 15:29:30 No.94665

felt very tired at 8 pm last night but pushed myself to stay up until 1 am even though felt terrible and then woke up this morning still feeling terrible so now my entire weekend is ruined

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 15:31:40 No.94666

thou fool you couldve gone to bed early slept peacefully and woke up feeling rested ready for a full weekend of gaming

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 15:36:46 No.94667

gave that chocolate sandwich idea aNOTher go got a non stale roll a large but thin piece of dark chocolate and some strawberry jam it was pretty good except doing it with a relatively more crusty roll meant the jam squeezed out the sides

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 16:34:26 No.94668

awoke after only four hours

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 16:38:05 No.94669

are you ready

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 16:39:41 No.94670

ready to smoke reefer on the couch and browse the web until i fall back to sleep

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 16:48:54 No.94671

this is illegal you know

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 17:10:37 No.94672

been gaming goodly for the past several hours

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 17:24:24 No.94673

what the flip nikocado avocado is a twig now

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 17:28:12 No.94674

considered posting that video when i saw it but decided not to

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 17:28:41 No.94675

ate croissant with strawberry jam

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 17:55:30 No.94676

nikocado avocado is finally fuckable

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:00:28 No.94677

been enjoying pressing my bone against the mattress for the last hour or so

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:03:32 No.94678

you mean like your funny bone

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:06:20 No.94679

dont you know about the dangers of prone masturbation you tremendous idiot

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:12:25 No.94680

what the flip healthystrokes.com is gone sigh

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:15:45 No.94681

who said anything about prone masturbation im not on my stomach

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:18:53 No.94682

gonna need a diagram

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:24:56 No.94683

its sidal not frontal i snooze on my side

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:48:12 No.94684

>>94665
weird coincidence im about to do the same thing

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 18:51:14 No.94685

cat is meowing

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:01:04 No.94686

would probably have a gf by now if i was norm enough to have a pet

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:04:19 No.94687

leaking precum

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:05:24 No.94688

i can be your pet and your gf

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:08:59 No.94689

>>94687
hows the flavor

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:18:10 No.94690

time to cook up a fat ol load of curry

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:27:17 No.94691

doing some girl pushups

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:40:11 No.94692

watched normis play some of the ps5s second game might pick one up used in 5 or 8 years once theyre worth almost NOThing and try it out

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:41:27 No.94693

wish hed flush that shite its aesthetically disgusting

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:42:27 No.94694

>>94674
same didnt want to get called a teen

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:45:33 No.94695

>>94693
think it looks good it reminds me of what i thought ps2 games looked like when they were new

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:48:14 No.94696

>>94694
if youre NOT a teen then what is there to be afraid of

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:48:59 No.94697

die teens

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 19:54:41 No.94698

>>94684
caved in prepped for bed crawled into bed now im NOT as tired anymore

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:00:02 No.94699

im only 28 i feel too young to be here

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:00:18 No.94700

herpes acting up

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:02:15 No.94701

is that you momgf

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:04:39 No.94702

sipping coffee brain feeling deep fried today

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:06:03 No.94703

same plus yesterday and the day before and the day before that

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:07:23 No.94704

brainfog for the last few months

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:15:31 No.94705

eatin that curry

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:18:12 No.94706

whats in it

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:19:06 No.94707

>>94705
pic now

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:20:54 No.94708

its a recipe of my own creation and i already feasted it all sorry

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:24:55 No.94709

the arrogance

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:27:23 No.94710

any batch of curry that can be eaten all at once is a batch that wasnt worth eating anyway your own creation what like a trader joes frozen meal or something curry is made in a big pot

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:28:08 No.94711

ya i made it in a big pot but the rest has been safe secured in the fridge

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:30:24 No.94712

>>94710
you cant just gatekeep curry like that

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:33:40 No.94713

hate teens using that word and want to strangle you to death for using it

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:34:15 No.94714

yeah thats why i used it

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:35:15 No.94715

sigh owned again

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:00:54 No.94716

raining

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:30:20 No.94717

>>94699
you were a literal preteen when i was browsing the jay

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:38:43 No.94718

sigh he loved preteens

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:30:35 No.94719

always felt out of place on jp for being underageb& i was 17 in 2008 and everybody else felt so much older and cooler used to not post much because of that

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:37:11 No.94720

when are the norms gonna come and lynch us im tired of breathing

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:37:52 No.94721

theyre cowards

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:40:08 No.94722

>>94720
keep wondering that myself

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:40:28 No.94723

making pee soup with ham cubes

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:56:49 No.94724

snoozin

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:58:27 No.94725

resnoozed for a few hours to complete my rest

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 01:12:53 No.94726

largely given up trying to fix my snooze schedule

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 01:23:03 No.94727

mines fine i just didnt get a full nights sleep because i cracked too many cold ones

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 01:30:45 No.94728

gonno be doing that in just a second if this damnable boredom doesnt subside

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 01:44:55 No.94729

https://files.catbox.moe/03rv22.mp4

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:10:11 No.94730

ate some meat n potato pasta

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:17:40 No.94731

some norm is blueballing me a download that was at 75% for 10 days went to 95 last night or this morning and is now at 98.6 in the two hours since i last looked

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:47:32 No.94732

gonna have mug of joe number two and some medicine

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 04:30:06 No.94733

slept for barely five hours and woke up not liking what ive done to my circadian rhythm

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 04:52:40 No.94734

nice cicada

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 05:08:59 No.94735

might waste the other pizza

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 05:18:13 No.94736

>>94729
gotta love samechan

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 05:23:14 No.94737

reading gunsmith cats

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 05:24:13 No.94738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQJNRAjPksA

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:03:31 No.94739

made coffee watching anime nao

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:03:41 No.94740

think ill watch this movie even though 22mb is missing

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:09:53 No.94741

https://files.catbox.moe/qfvhhw.png

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:15:42 No.94742

was flicking the switch on a flash drive and threw it at my screen it did that white flash on impact hope its okay havent even cleaned it once for fear of breaking it

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:37:37 No.94743

why would you do that

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:38:22 No.94744

shes just like me

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:41:42 No.94745

>>94743
do you NOT feel a compulsion to keep doing something that provides tactile feedback like flicking a flash drive switch like its a switchblade once you hear the sound and get into a rhythm

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:52:14 No.94746

no i dont feel the compulsion to tardthrow stuff at my screen

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:52:35 No.94747

love my fidget spinner

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:54:12 No.94748

it was accidental i dont get bux i know if i break this im going back to 5:4 aspect ratio

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 06:59:52 No.94749

maybe try NOT aiming at your screen do you also cut stuff while youre holding it and point guns at your own foot

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 07:02:12 No.94750

leave her alone asshole

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 07:23:06 No.94751

>>94749
im looking at it during all waking hours im not a wallstarer

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 07:35:13 No.94752

gaming

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 07:36:57 No.94753

you know you can move your hands and eyes independently if you practice

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 07:57:56 No.94754

been stuck with a nice 5:4 monitor meself since my main one stopped working last year could buy a new one but im too lazy to

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 08:01:55 No.94755

dont know why you guys are talking about using a better aspect ratio like its a downgrade

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 08:04:45 No.94756

been spoiled by 16:9 for almost ten years i can go back but NOT exclusively

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 08:28:31 No.94757

https://files.catbox.moe/cinlz0.jpg

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 08:46:09 No.94758

switched up for 16:9 only 5 years ago

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 08:57:07 No.94759

how were you watching your japanese animes

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:01:21 No.94760

i mena i know how you were doing it i just mean how didnt you rage hard until just 5 years ago

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:02:43 No.94761

with black bars

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:05:53 No.94762

old anime is better watched on 5:4

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:06:33 No.94763

>>94761
i know i hated that shit i was even dumb enough to buy fullscreen dvds to avoid it

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:08:37 No.94764

took off my underwear put on my pants

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:10:32 No.94765

one of the better shows im watching this season has black bars baked in

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:24:32 No.94766

imagine how small that would be without a widescreen monitor i watched scream a few years ago i guess mom got it at the library or something and it was before they came up with anamorphic display and it was like an animated comic strip in the middle of the tv

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:53:32 No.94767

erect nipples rn

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 09:56:06 No.94768

pic

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 10:02:35 No.94769

sorry theyve gone soft already

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 10:06:38 No.94770

horny rn guess ill take some stimulants then edge for a while

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 10:10:37 No.94771

i believe the kids call it gooning these days

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:20:52 No.94772

sigh hungry but i know if i eat itll ruin my libido

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:50:41 No.94773

charged my nips

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 11:57:31 No.94774

drinking brown liquid

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:13:27 No.94775

nice liquid shit

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:29:19 No.94776

remember seeing an unexpectedly popular japanese post on x about the olympics and when the poster realized it was getting popular they replied saying lets promote the olympics instead of doing that insufferable thing westerners do for hit tweets where they try to ride the popularity to promote some unrelated bullshit they work on

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:35:14 No.94777

skipped that post

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 12:36:39 No.94778

sippin coffee and eatin pâtè on toast

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 13:06:33 No.94779

https://files.catbox.moe/d9if4c.jpg

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 13:43:31 No.94780

i need to find a cute boyfriend free girl my age

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 13:49:54 No.94781

i can be your cute boyfriend

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 14:35:15 No.94782

cant keep my eyes open

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:12:50 No.94783

>>94781
die faggot

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:17:50 No.94784

napped a little but still tired this better NOT mess up my sleep schedule

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:28:59 No.94785

>>94783
rude

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:38:10 No.94786

i need to cum

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:56:21 No.94787

pipe it down norm

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 15:57:51 No.94788

how come the japs always choose the worst flipping arcs to drag out forever at least make it one that didnt pinch from the start

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:18:10 No.94789

the ones that suck are probably easier to write than the good ones

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:42:29 No.94790

fell asleep mid battle and woke up NOT remembering my battle plan but i managed to make it through

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:44:40 No.94791

oops spoke too soon Please stick it in mee loaded an old save state didnt even NOTice it was the wrong battle until the dialogue

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 16:46:41 No.94792

ate hamburger

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 17:09:42 No.94793

phew safe

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 17:50:46 No.94794

have more food that i want to eat but im already stuffed

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 18:26:54 No.94795

gonno do initiate begin finna go

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 18:30:24 No.94796

nothin doin for it cracked

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 18:38:18 No.94797

woke up dont feel rested

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 18:45:29 No.94798

NOT looking forward to monday

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 19:20:20 No.94799

same even though moms gone i snooze all day and i usually wake up right before she gets back anyway at least on the weekends i feel like time has stopped and NOThing bad can happen

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 19:43:59 No.94800

wonder when ill hit puberty

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 19:45:39 No.94801

maybe when youre 34

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 19:49:39 No.94802

im subhuman

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:27:13 No.94803

went to a loosely scandinavian larp themed festival they had a live band playing viking metal archery booths lots of people dressed as druids and that kind of stuff and little angels dressed as fairies and spirits of the forest too it was nice

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 20:33:16 No.94804

die

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 21:11:00 No.94805

groan bedtime but now im NOT tired

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 00:26:51 No.94806

When I was 15, I was not ready for an adventure like that, and I would have been too terrified to try it. Even at 25 I would have found it too daunting — sharing a ride to a science fiction convention was as much as I could handle
then.

However, most people learn to deal with the non-academic and non-computing aspects of life much younger than I did.

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:03:56 No.94807

mom bought me a new pack of socks the last ones lasted two years remind me in two years to check how many have holes

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:32:08 No.94808

new pair of cans i ordered is coming today

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:38:15 No.94809

what are they

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:40:18 No.94810

hifiman deva pro

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:43:15 No.94811

dont trust anything that can play audio wirelessly

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:45:00 No.94812

i got the wired only version without that shite on sale

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:51:41 No.94813

g memed me into it in fact didnt even know there was a wireless version looks like theyre presenting a bluetooth 3.5mm dongle thats shaped to fit the headphones as some kind of technology and charging $150 more to include it in the package Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 02:04:14 No.94814

headphones turn 12 this year i think its cost me about a dollar thirty per year to use them all day every day

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 03:12:14 No.94815

they arrived damned good cans

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 03:54:05 No.94816

phew good pump today

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 04:15:43 No.94817

had an avoidable spergout for an hour due to mom not being literal and specfiic enough when asking me to do something

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 05:10:32 No.94818

classic

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 05:47:01 No.94819

got beef hot dogs instead of normal to mix it up

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 05:57:09 No.94820

staring at kyaru drawings to cheer myself up

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:07:38 No.94821

that dog was comically big relative to the buns size it was like a quarter pound if i did the math right

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:08:26 No.94822

is a quarter pound what goes for comically huge these days

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:15:57 No.94823

key word relative

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:16:16 No.94824

i dont know but the buns were just the regular sized cheap ones on sale and one dog was almost as wide as it and two inches longer

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:22:15 No.94825

my penis is comically large relatively speaking

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:23:08 No.94826

to what a grain of rice

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:24:10 No.94827

relative to the average of 4.5 inches

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:33:31 No.94828

uhh isnt the average 3.5

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:36:09 No.94829

all i know is mines a modest 6 inches bone pressed

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:36:21 No.94830

this is very unsettling

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:41:09 No.94831

bone pressed doesnt count

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:43:11 No.94832

uh what do you mena its the gold standard for measurement as long as youre NOT morbidly obese

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:45:17 No.94833

never cared about size im a selfish lover

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:45:51 No.94834

i saw a girl going into a gas station with her boyfriend earlier and she had sweatpants where one leg was black and the other leg was gray i thought that was kind of cool and wondered why im not considered human enough to ever talk to a girl with multicolored pants but then the light turned green

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:46:05 No.94835

cant self suck if its too small

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:48:23 No.94836

how about becoming the cool dude with multicolor sweats

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:58:38 No.94837

luckily too inflexible to selfsuck from a lifetime of staying indoors would feel a lot worse about life if i had a dick in my mouth before a first kiss even if it was my own

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 07:05:39 No.94838

https://files.catbox.moe/og7gym.jpg

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 07:06:35 No.94839

nice oog gym

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 07:15:00 No.94840

a shared interest in gaming with other kids my age is the only reason i ever thought i was normal

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 07:31:35 No.94841

went to the library heard the precure theme while on the john

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 08:15:31 No.94842

>>94837
sigh dont know why you needed to include the second part of your post

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 09:56:40 No.94843

dont want to admit i live with mom so i call her my roommate Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 10:00:45 No.94844

that would imply some kind of mating is involved

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 10:24:44 No.94845

gday mate

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 11:42:27 No.94846

i dont have a mate been passively looking to mate for some time now

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 12:32:15 No.94847

jod with water based lube for at least 12 hours across the past week and now my fingers have a weird condition where the skin gets all wrinkly after just a minute of water exposure

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 12:35:55 No.94848

dont need lube my foreskin and natural fluids handle that

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 13:01:36 No.94849

>>94838
why did it take norms so long to figure out that nerds are really just ugly men who have no choice but to waste their lives on hobbies since no one will talk to them

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 13:30:20 No.94850

the beautiful ones

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 14:44:23 No.94851

im volcel schizoid gamer

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 15:48:59 No.94852

die schizo

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 16:19:50 No.94853

>>94843
same except the opposite

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 16:27:05 No.94854

groan package didnt clear customs

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 16:37:27 No.94855

and my other packages tracking hasnt updated but i got a note in the mail saying some package is at a store i can pick up from so either its that one or something else i dont even know about NOT looking forward to making a fool of myself trying to pick it up tomorrow

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 16:57:32 No.94856

made a sandwich with the bread that costs twice as much it really makes a difference

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 16:57:39 No.94857

all these packages but you never post any unboxing pics

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:03:56 No.94858

what all these packages theyre NOT being delivered thats the whole issue

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:14:39 No.94859

damn good sammy but it rubbed the roof of my mouth wrong and it hurts now

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:15:15 No.94860

dont have foreskin and dont use lube ive tried joing with lotion a few times before but it just feels weird

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:22:56 No.94861

weird doesnt everyone have a foreskin its part of your body

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:26:50 No.94862

ate 3 stroopwafels checked the package and theyre 200 calories each

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:35:48 No.94863

only know what stroopwafels are because of cookie clicker never seen one irl

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:43:16 No.94864

they have em at trader joes

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 17:54:30 No.94865

the woman in front of me at the gas station self checkout paid with cash so she had to stand there to dig out the change and then when she went to leave she suddenly turned around and remembered to ask the machine to print her a receipt

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:17:54 No.94866

anxious clonazepam didnt help much

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:25:33 No.94867

have you tried taking a caffeine pill and chugging some wine instead

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:26:02 No.94868

trying chugging several servingss of instant cawfee in cold water

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:27:39 No.94869

i mean you should try and servings with one s sorry i think i have brain damage

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 18:35:55 No.94870

what you say

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 19:08:33 No.94871

its raining its pouring

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 20:28:28 No.94872

woke up hey guys hows it hangin

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 20:53:09 No.94873

guess ill earlyjo

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:12:44 No.94874

my flipping god i had programming nothing works and it doesnt tell you why its designed to make you give up i hate this garbage

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:14:53 No.94875

introduction to python got ya down champ

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:25:08 No.94876

uhh yeah pretty much why

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:39:36 No.94877

hate norgrammers normgramming and computers none of them should exist in a sane world

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:47:23 No.94878

im insane

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:47:32 No.94879

no ones forcing you to interact with any of those things

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 21:58:55 No.94880

look one day ill need to gaj and it has to be remote so might as well start now

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 22:00:42 No.94881

figured out how to change my ip with the new isps router

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 22:01:54 No.94882

nice ban evader

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 22:14:15 No.94883

>>94880
stay strong i believe in you

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 22:18:25 No.94884

thanks youre the only one

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 23:34:18 No.94885

failed to nojo

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 23:41:53 No.94886

got rung up by the same girl as last week i had a 50 and a 5 in my wallet and the total was 4 something i gave her the 5 and when i got home i saw the receipt said i gave her a 50 not gonno turn her in for scamming she didnt card me

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 23:55:20 No.94887

nice paypig

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 00:25:47 No.94888

i still have the 50 the scam refers to her ability to now take 45 big ones out of the register that arent supposed to be there

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 01:34:19 No.94889

wish i wasnt so dumb

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 01:48:35 No.94890

https://files.catbox.moe/vyayn2.jpeg

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 03:09:04 No.94891

thought of a use for that chromebook if its trash anyway maybe i can set up my torrent clients on it in the basement and power the ol pc off at night

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 04:07:23 No.94892

eating pumpernickel

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 04:28:54 No.94893

ive read sicp

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 04:39:44 No.94894

to smart to read or do anything

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:03:10 No.94895

sigh caught some weird aids flu after mom left for 2 weeks now ive got a nice fever and headache and whole body ache went and stole some of moms naproxen gonno chug

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:14:28 No.94896

does that do anything i thought they were over the counter painkillers

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:27:57 No.94897

woke up kyarujod got a low grade headache brain fog took 400mg ibuprofen gonno brush shower then have some caffeine and sugar

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:34:51 No.94898

nsaids are highly destructive to the liver you fools now if youll excuse me i have two big ones of 8% cornsyrupwater to chug

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:43:53 No.94899

woke up from a nap and its raining

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:45:58 No.94900

cut back on normahol yesterday i only had 16.9 oz of 2.5 abv drink

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:48:50 No.94901

day before yesterday too

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:48:55 No.94902

nice was planning to not have any or game or jo or eat like shite until the weekend but it didnt work out

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:50:04 No.94903

the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 05:54:14 No.94904

couldnt even get through my third blog last fridey

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 06:17:48 No.94905

gonno sort through a shoebox of cables in the garage tomorrow thats it thats my big thing for the near future

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 06:44:07 No.94906

uh a shoebox that couldnt even fit one of my old rca cables

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 06:45:47 No.94907

its not a literal shoebox i just dont know what else to call it but its about that width and its got rotary phones and coaxials and other shite in it

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 07:02:46 No.94908

gonna get twisted and watch movies

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 07:08:13 No.94909

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09kklqJ3hJ4

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 07:22:21 No.94910

just pissed 36.5 ounces i know because the sizes are on the cans

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 07:49:16 No.94911

did you remember to subtract off the nutrients you absorbed

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 07:51:20 No.94912

got some nutrients for you to absorb right here

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 08:20:10 No.94913

grabbed a handful of packets out of the fastfood sauce bag in the cabinet with the light off for my cold dog straight out of the fridge because i saw moms work shirt on the couch and knew she was snoozin i thought they were ketchup but it was actually chink mustard it did the trick

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 08:20:28 No.94914

whys it so watery

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 08:33:03 No.94915

hate when i friendgle image a game or show to get a sense of what it is but it refuses to show any actual screenshots only promotional art

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 09:04:17 No.94916

mom ordered us both iphone 16s

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 09:17:03 No.94917

i only fuckfuckno or yankdex these days

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 10:38:17 No.94918

doesnt seem like therere any new features justifying an upgrade sticking with my 13 pro max

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 11:29:29 No.94919

i have the highest iq on ghota

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 11:31:34 No.94920

im tard

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 11:51:52 No.94921

quite frankly if you knew how norm i was youd have had me killed years ago

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 11:56:12 No.94922

still cel though

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 12:13:00 No.94923

im cel im smarty

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 12:30:37 No.94924

im fucking retarded

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 13:07:55 No.94925

gamed until 5 am then slept 2 hours woke up jod and got mcdonalds the smoothie machine is working again

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 13:22:16 No.94926

what game

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 14:24:40 No.94927

>>94896
the weak ones are over the counter but the strong 500mg ones mom has are prescription

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 14:44:31 No.94928

uh you realize you dont need some quack to give you a prescription you can just take more than one pill at once

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 14:47:23 No.94929

nice try overdoser

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 15:01:05 No.94930

drank some potassium bicarbonate

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 15:14:03 No.94931

opossum

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 15:14:58 No.94932

opussum

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 15:39:05 No.94933

long day at work today

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 15:46:15 No.94934

phew that potassium bicarbonate was tasty

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:14:26 No.94935

ate some slop

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:17:04 No.94936

pic

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:18:17 No.94937

ate vegan goulash with fries today

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:37:56 No.94938

cracked

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:42:51 No.94939

pasted slopper

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:45:56 No.94940

pretty good blog it was on sale but i think it was a getting rid of them sale so they might NOT have any more later

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 16:57:10 No.94941

just solved the two sum problem in o(n²) im a genuis

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:01:12 No.94942

no your a zoomer

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:04:53 No.94943

did all the exercises in sicp except maybe some of the long tedious ones near the end

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:16:48 No.94944

did it too late though id already lost my plasticity by then so now ive forgotten it all

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:20:44 No.94945

https://files.catbox.moe/j8mnne.jpg

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:35:20 No.94946

of course that initial capture has turned out to be my strongest character far outpacing even the main characters if i hadnt stuck with it things mightve been difficult

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:44:02 No.94947

weird according to this the ps3 came out almost 18 years ago

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:51:45 No.94948

that cant be right

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:52:22 No.94949

someone must have vandalized wikipedia

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 17:58:09 No.94950

little girl on the bus was showing her midriff but it was bulging out in an unsightly manner

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:01:22 No.94951

https://files.catbox.moe/ued41y.jpg

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:09:02 No.94952

sigh got all the fixins for a damn good sammy but im feeling stuffed to the point of overflowing even though i havent had that much to eat today

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:13:11 No.94953

sniffed my finger it smells like poop

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:16:41 No.94954

i wonder how pnig is doing

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:18:40 No.94955

check the docket on occasion hope his motion passes

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:29:24 No.94956

bought some rope on a whim

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:35:38 No.94957

feeling a little homosexual

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:35:51 No.94958

15 metres of red rope to be more precise gonno have some fun with this later

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:36:57 No.94959

>>94957
howso

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:44:30 No.94960

ordered a second dildo since i got the size wrong for the first one

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:51:43 No.94961

made that planned sandwich and hoo boy

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:53:10 No.94962

only try buttstuff once or twice a year and can barely fit a finger in there

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 18:55:29 No.94963

who said anything about butt stuff

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:11:21 No.94964

you cant judge from just once or twice a year sometimes when showering three fingers slide right in when im just washing other times i cant stick my pinky in without lube even if i try

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:11:46 No.94965

die gf haver

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:13:31 No.94966

wish i had a gf well not really but it would be nice to be able to hug someone on occasion and maybe have some sex from time to time

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:15:59 No.94967

from what i hear its pretty great

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:16:11 No.94968

boys have more than one hole you know

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:18:02 No.94969

programming is fun its a lot like playing shenzhen i/o

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:22:16 No.94970

die side effecter

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:23:45 No.94971

might be time to reread the melancholy of shakugan no sicp

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:28:55 No.94972

post a nice sicp snake

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:31:23 No.94973

snoozed with me shirt off it was freeing

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:46:31 No.94974

https://files.catbox.moe/cx8b8r.txt

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:51:32 No.94975

nice sussman

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:55:41 No.94976

too used to snoozing with a shirt whenever i try sleeping shirtless i wake up multiple time during the night

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 19:58:23 No.94977

can only sleep nude if i climb into bed shortly after showering and dont feel dirty

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:01:38 No.94978

woke up hey guys

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:03:16 No.94979

mornin

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:03:56 No.94980

rolled for robin and only got himeko

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:04:13 No.94981

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it `the sussman'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic `I put on my robe and wizard hat' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Sussman or Abelson and I start to hum the SICP theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless EXPERT PROGRAMMER. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my sussman leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:04:16 No.94982

i need sex

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:05:39 No.94983

that can be arranged

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:06:53 No.94984

normkai norm rail

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:08:11 No.94985

chink shite

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:08:37 No.94986

oh got komahime tea man in fgo too

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:11:16 No.94987

never rolled but i expect that to change in the near future

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:11:42 No.94988

i roll

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:12:34 No.94989

me too but only np1 i like her eyes

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:16:35 No.94990

sigh still no release date for uma musume en

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:16:56 No.94991

had to put a shirt on and throw out some more dead birds on the lawn

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:21:52 No.94992

NOT the poor birdies

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:27:54 No.94993

theyre tard i think they think the berries on the trees out there are something else and theyre actually eating poison

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:31:15 No.94994

who planted poison there

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:32:29 No.94995

stuff my mouth with poisonous chemicals every flipping day

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:38:14 No.94996

damedame

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:41:36 No.94997

[youtube]: Downloading webpage
[youtube]: Downloading ios player API JSON
[youtube]: Downloading web creator player API JSON
ERROR: [youtube]: Sign in to confirm you’re not a bot. This helps protect our community. Learn more

now ytdlp doesnt even work its flipping over

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:43:03 No.94998

just manually download

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:43:42 No.94999

what do you mean manually download if NOT using something like ytdlp

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:45:11 No.95000

get a weird sad feeling when i see my bros still arent good with computers

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:46:32 No.95001

oh you meant NOThing because you were just talking out your ass well thats fine too i guess

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:55:36 No.95002

ate 3 strüpwâfèls again

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 20:58:52 No.95003

>>94997
got this two weeks ago and thought about freaking out too but kept retrying until it worked a few hours later i think theres a request cap per ip that resets every day or maybe every few hours

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:00:24 No.95004

groan you mean im gonno have to hop around to find a mullvad server thats NOT blocked this is already one of the few thats NOT banned here

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:05:19 No.95005

die mullvadnorm

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:05:46 No.95006

no i mena just try it again later and itll most likely work the only reason youre seeing it is because of the vpn

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:06:46 No.95007

NOThin norm hopped servers and it worked

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:08:51 No.95008

https://files.catbox.moe/2mkc2z.webm

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:09:18 No.95009

can you go back to the other one and try something for me does the same thing happen if you try to download the vid through an invidious instance

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:11:52 No.95010

>>94997
buy premium and you can download

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:14:58 No.95011

it isnt buying if you dont own something afterwards

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:16:43 No.95012

>>95009
dont know what that is

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:18:21 No.95013

gonno walk away from the computer and pretend i didnt read that to prevent a rage

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:23:42 No.95014

>>95013
>>95010

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:24:07 No.95015

Invidious is a free and open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.[2][3] It is available as a Docker container,[4] or from the GitHub master branch.[5]
Original author(s) Omar Roth
Initial release August 13, 2018; 6 years ago

oh sorry i dont keep up with every single flashy new app you use

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:28:02 No.95016

pasted omar

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:30:25 No.95017

didnt even know it was an app its just a list of mirrors try replacing youtube dot com with yewtu dot be because if it really is an ip block based on a download limit itll be using their servers ip to get the vid

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:31:39 No.95018

>>95008
die sexnorm

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:40:22 No.95019

wish i was her

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:45:23 No.95020

mom wants to go to the court of the burger king but there isnt a coupon for what we normally get trying to think of a way to minmax

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:47:16 No.95021

havent been to bk with mom in at least a dozen years

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:47:42 No.95022

how about you minmax your way to a 5lb chub of ground beef and a pack of buns from walmart

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:50:33 No.95023

if im cooking at home im NOT eating that trash those tubes arent intended for human consumption theyre for mexicans

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:51:00 No.95024

>>95022
i only shop at trader joes

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 21:55:30 No.95025

im NOT mexican im american

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:08:35 No.95026

youre deserve more than a 70/30 plastic tube of ground bone chips and homeless people

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:09:16 No.95027

ordered a glizzy

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:11:25 No.95028

erm actually its 73/27

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:44:19 No.95029

I'm going to hang you all from a lamppost.

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:47:55 No.95030

why what did we ever do to you to deserve such a horrible thing

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 22:55:40 No.95031

>>95029
well hurry up and do it

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:09:30 No.95032

my honor is my life my duty is my fate

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:20:10 No.95033

had a pair of clopper jrs NOT a good value its really just that one coupon thats worth a shite but maybe it was for the best because now i can eat something healthy tomorrow instead of leftover burgs

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:30:53 No.95034

nothin unhealthy about a nice burg

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 23:40:23 No.95035

started off last week making a huge pot of vegetable soup trying to turn it all around and ive basically eaten NOThing but cheese fried eggs hotdogs bologna bacon sausage patties burgs fried fish malt liquor and frozen pizzas since

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 00:01:05 No.95036

spent all afternoon considering getting fast food but its too late now

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 00:02:34 No.95037

guess ill make some pasta

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 00:27:35 No.95038

they call me the processed man

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 00:36:04 No.95039

shaved

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 01:23:21 No.95040

mom started watching the zog debate in the middle of me talking to her ran back to my room guess im hiding out until she goes to bed

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 01:42:51 No.95041

tried to download monkeybone for a double feature tonight its still stalled

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 01:59:59 No.95042

Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 04:30:04 No.95043

woke up heartburn and gas

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 04:36:30 No.95044

what else is going on today besides dealing with that

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 04:42:05 No.95045

you dont wanna know

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 04:52:46 No.95046

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pobeDPrWUrA

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 05:16:28 No.95047

movie night hasnt been cancelled it started and itll be finished in an hour once i rip out the 5 russian audio tracks ill fire it up

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 05:19:07 No.95048

love when i download a film from rutracker and it has an amateur russian dub speaking over the original voices as the only audio track

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 05:34:36 No.95049

Please stick it in mee well in this one theyre all separated and the titles already in english they came through for me

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 05:36:44 No.95050

Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 05:57:17 No.95051

jod

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 06:00:01 No.95052

have you been posting the stream links in a different thread or on one of the other boards or something

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 06:22:38 No.95053

you must be confusing me with someone else

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 06:39:00 No.95054

pulled out just under a gigabyte of gobbledygook audio and subs

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 07:10:43 No.95055

tried to be selfless and seed but after rechecking it qbittorrent decided to somehow delete the whole flipping thing lesson learned ill never help anyone ever again

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 07:20:22 No.95056

i have awoken

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 07:29:21 No.95057

shoes smelling foul might need to buy aNOTher pair

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 07:38:50 No.95058

wear crocs in the house crocs in the yard and steeltoes in the outside hellscape because i dont own a concealed pistol at least i can shatter a shin with a kick

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 07:45:27 No.95059

never worried about self protection never will

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 07:46:34 No.95060

i almost exclusively leave the house with mom but id still wear them i dont want to end up on liveleak getting laughed at because i was murdered by an illegal or pnig

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 07:57:55 No.95061

all my shoes were disintegrated so big bro took pity on me and bought me a pair of expensive all purpose boots so now i wear those

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 08:12:14 No.95062

i dont live near those kinds of people thankfully maybe you could carry something small i recommend the stiletto auto knife

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 08:15:35 No.95063

im a frost cutlery manbabe

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 08:48:05 No.95064

still havent gone to pick up that package but i solved the mystery of what it is must be the glasses i ordered sigh guess ill go later today

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 08:56:44 No.95065

im old enough to remember back to simpler more innocent times when the last pair of glasses i refused to wear had an x games logo on the case

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:04:49 No.95066

cant believe that over 9000 days ago the powers that be allowed two planes to crash into two buildings full of demonic friendish freaks just so dubya could spend the rest of his life spying on what pornography i jo to

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:39:28 No.95067

http://www2.gyojya.jp:8000/Flash/doraemon/ladiemon.swf

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:48:34 No.95068

im to lazy and two short on ram to fire up the vm to click that

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:53:51 No.95069

dont know why youd need all that for a 22 year old swf i just use the standalone player in any case youre missing out i rewatch that one every 911

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:59:23 No.95070

didnt the the norms remove flash from operating systems like 2 years ago i no longer know how to use it

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 10:22:59 No.95071

uh did the adobe goons break into your house and smash your computer or something anyone can still download the player from archive.org and it just works

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 10:35:28 No.95072

cant stop thinking about sexy ladies

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 10:40:07 No.95073

you need a real woman

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 10:56:28 No.95074

dont think so

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 11:55:19 No.95075

https://files.catbox.moe/eu8t2s.png

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 12:19:00 No.95076

>>95067
sigh

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 12:35:39 No.95077

a real woman cant handle me

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 12:35:49 No.95078

feeling chilly just a few weeks ago it was in the mid 90s now its in the low 60s and set to drop to the 40s overnight

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 12:36:46 No.95079

uh oh… stinky… im gonna.. oluopoogghhhhh in gonna …. oh no… oh fuckkkk… fuckkkkkk *shits

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 12:40:35 No.95080

ban

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 13:05:32 No.95082

remember getting like a 3 month ban on hima and the ban message was just sick of it

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 13:46:18 No.95083

sigh in the good old days resetting my router was just part of my daily morning routine

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 14:03:08 No.95084

eating tortellini

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 14:31:30 No.95085

been shittin all day and NOT in a good way now my guts are gurgling again

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 15:45:25 No.95086

>>95075
phew

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 15:52:40 No.95087

nothing phew

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 16:07:41 No.95088

groan lost data because my emulator crashed

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 16:27:12 No.95089

eating cinnamon roll

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 16:38:57 No.95090

dont understand why women have children

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 16:45:31 No.95091

the pleasure of being cummed inside

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 16:47:02 No.95092

abort mission

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 16:53:29 No.95093

wish mom had aborted me

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 16:58:21 No.95094

you were born into this world for a reason

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 17:58:19 No.95098

ragequit guess ill crack and watch some anime im way behind

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 18:10:40 No.95099

new glasses feeling good so far except on my nose

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 18:25:39 No.95100

been reusing my shirts undies socks multiple times lately to avoid doing laundry

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 18:46:47 No.95101

bread i bought over a month so never got moldy or stale

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 18:53:37 No.95102

https://files.catbox.moe/cvi0f1.jpg sigh shes just like me

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 18:56:21 No.95103

wonder when im gonno go viral and become instafamous

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 19:04:04 No.95104

when lolcow finds us here and decides to ruin your life for fun

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 19:10:50 No.95105

glad im nopersona

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 19:15:01 No.95106

got a low grade fever must be a day that ends with y

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 19:16:57 No.95107

>>95104
group of subhumans hiding on the graveyard of ancient imageboards has been found

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 19:29:19 No.95108

im nopersona non grata

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 19:57:17 No.95109

might tard out and dump my savings into some figures soon

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:05:18 No.95110

shouldve done it in july

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:10:39 No.95111

woke up hope everyones doing well today

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:11:19 No.95112

im chad

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:13:53 No.95113

think one of the checkout ladies might recognize she says hi to me whereas she says hello to everyone else

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:20:21 No.95114

>>95113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6cJ_wGmsk

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:26:36 No.95115

wish i was low inhib like kramer

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:40:31 No.95116

same

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:42:29 No.95117

the airport

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:45:23 No.95118

was just looking up the cost of flights to japan

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:47:33 No.95119

what for

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:47:58 No.95120

that will be 2000 usd one way sir

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:49:44 No.95121

and thats before your carbon footprint

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:50:15 No.95122

theyre only a couple hundred bucks here but never wanted to go dont have a passport anyway

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:54:11 No.95123

the life of a chad is impossible for me to even imagine

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:54:32 No.95124

>>95119
for NOThing its just something i do every now and then

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 20:59:56 No.95125

found some sub 700 round trip flights

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:01:32 No.95126

feeling despondent

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:09:08 No.95127

can you use simple words

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:10:19 No.95128

think i forgot to jo yesterday

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:12:15 No.95129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBth7VugN-U

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:13:55 No.95130

dw i jod your share too

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:26:21 No.95131

yowza im gay

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:26:23 No.95132

i could buy like a dozen prize figures for the cost of a single scale figure are they really that much worse

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:29:33 No.95133

tired of being a worthless animal

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:30:27 No.95134

ynaj

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:32:13 No.95135

>>95133
same

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:34:46 No.95136

yanaj

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:37:53 No.95137

they basically pay me to do NOThing

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:38:01 No.95138

potassium and sodium are the secret to energy

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:42:05 No.95139

what about caffeine and sugar

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:48:15 No.95140

tucked my head under my blanket it smelled strongly of male vitality

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:15:20 No.95141

gonno shart hard

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:16:33 No.95142

theyre talking about us on the 4

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:21:48 No.95143

>>95142
shut it down

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:30:43 No.95144

need a cozy remote tech job that pays six figures in a company large enough to forget that i exist after a sector merger and manager change so i can keep getting paid to check my email and tickets once a day for 5 minutes

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:48:38 No.95145

>>95142
liar

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:50:19 No.95146

>>95144
same were the only ones without one

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 22:59:20 No.95147

>>95145
https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/47737143

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 23:21:45 No.95148

the obese guy in front of me at chipotle ordered a huge extra stuffed burrito it was so big that the burrito boy had to spend 2 minutes struggling to double wrap it and even then it was still leaking

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 23:22:28 No.95149

im leaking

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 23:46:55 No.95150

im the burrito man

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 23:53:53 No.95151

normpotle

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 23:57:04 No.95152

going to sleep flip this

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 00:10:55 No.95153

have a throbbing headache behind my left eye

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 00:19:36 No.95154

have a throbbing ache behind my brown eye

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 00:24:59 No.95155

im nopersona

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 00:34:51 No.95156

my life could be described as a nopersona living as a ghost

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 00:44:02 No.95157

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFeZLJLgq-8

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 01:07:55 No.95158

>>95156
but in the end it doesnt even matter

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 01:22:51 No.95159

some of the posts in that thread are really strange

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 02:16:21 No.95160

jet fuel got into the airvent intake everything smells like kerosene now

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 03:25:17 No.95161

ate some fig newtons

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 05:15:56 No.95162

joing for the third or fourth time today its getting sore

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 05:17:26 No.95163

your poor prostate

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:23:02 No.95164

>>95147
Please stick it in mee reported and it got deleted

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:23:37 No.95165

thank you for your service

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:34:31 No.95166

tried leaving my shoes in the freezer overnight but they still smell foul

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:46:05 No.95167

dont wear real shoes often enough for them to smell foul the ones i wear all the time are made of plastic

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 08:18:05 No.95168

im sure mine are filled with plastics too

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 08:35:16 No.95169

i thought you perverts liked feet

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 08:45:01 No.95170

NOT into feet

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 09:05:00 No.95171

watched a movie with the milf from silver bullet that was hard to find in decent quality and took forever to download it was okay and she showed her tits at the 25 minute mark which was cool it was a lot like two other movies i already saw

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 09:19:33 No.95172

disgusting old hag

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 09:37:46 No.95173

lovely ripe lady

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 10:01:23 No.95174

ordered some figs

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 10:06:43 No.95175

hope theyre black mission

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 10:11:40 No.95176

no theyre of the plastic variety

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 11:39:04 No.95177

feeling uneasy things are going suspiciously too well this morning

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 11:40:15 No.95178

did your gf call

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 14:56:47 No.95179

picked up some supplies the lady in front of me was just buying a roll of cookies and didnt put it on the conveyor belt well that is until just before the cashier when she stuck it on there without a separator between it and my stuff so the checkout lady started scanning my stuff too and i had to intervene

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:33:45 No.95180

need to sell my figs but im too lazy

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:37:05 No.95181

uh what do you mean sell them

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:39:24 No.95182

cracked

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:48:32 No.95183

need to get rid of them somehow and it feels like a waste to simply toss them in the trash

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:54:09 No.95184

why on earth do you need to get rid of them

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:55:22 No.95185

dont want them anymore

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 15:57:54 No.95186

crying for those poor girls

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:08:10 No.95187

dont own any figs looking forward to that changing

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:12:01 No.95188

message i sent dhl a week ago actually got a response but the response was basically just hi ive forwarded your message to someone else

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:31:27 No.95189

feasting

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:36:23 No.95190

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg99zHi4R8c

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:38:23 No.95191

never played norm story

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:41:48 No.95192

used to watch other kids in the computer lab play it

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:43:32 No.95193

always jealous of the cool kids gaming at the library

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:49:45 No.95194

have had a patch of leathery skin on my ankle for as long as i can remember but it feels like its getting rougher

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 16:59:16 No.95195

eating painful chocolate

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:01:03 No.95196

got tricked into opening lemonparty in the computer lab once

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:02:56 No.95197

of all the classical shock images i always thought lemonparty was barely shocking

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:03:47 No.95198

you were a meatspin kind of lad

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:05:45 No.95199

dont even count that as a shock image for starters it isnt an image

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:07:46 No.95200

for seconders its sexy

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:14:55 No.95201

wish i was the meatspin girl

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:17:00 No.95202

was supposed to marry himako but something went wrong in the timeline

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:17:59 No.95203

same

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:49:01 No.95204

was still a bit hungry so i started frying up more noodles but then i had some cookies and now im NOT hungry enough for the noodles ill eat them anyway though

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:50:07 No.95205

>>95198
loved meatspin as a kid

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 18:22:54 No.95206

groan tarded out and hit the wrong combination of keys on my keyboard to just happen to close my normfox window i could recover it but now the trees are all flattened

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 18:31:49 No.95207

think i might have an internet addiction

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 18:50:53 No.95208

watched some anime it wasnt very good might go lie down and rot for a while

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:13:02 No.95209

doubled down on the shirtless snooze and took me underpanties off too

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:14:02 No.95210

diet hasnt been very good possibly ever but its really taken a nosedive the past few months wonder if thats why ive been feeling like shite need to start eating real food again

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:15:20 No.95211

drove to the store and bought some rye

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:22:01 No.95212

i dont wear underwear when inside at least NOT as underwear my boys were born to be free

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:25:29 No.95213

>>95211
pic

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:31:49 No.95214

eating some spicy chicken tendies and fries for bfast

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:32:45 No.95215

pic

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:45:43 No.95216

gone

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:50:46 No.95217

>>95213
http://files.catbox.moe/9lnemz.png

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 19:55:48 No.95218

die rye

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 20:28:30 No.95219

love rye i just opened a loaf of it the other day ive had the regular one of that brand NOT the rye though

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 20:33:43 No.95220

woke up assumed he was talking about rye bread too

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 20:46:54 No.95221

this whiskey just tastes like any other other wasnt worth the extra ten bucks

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 20:57:11 No.95222

guess ill start looking for a pair of cds to mow to

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 21:23:15 No.95223

tired of life

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 21:30:45 No.95224

your purpose in life is to compete and breed how is that going for you

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 21:42:07 No.95225

says who

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 21:46:39 No.95226

>>95224
yeah its not goin too well

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 22:15:17 No.95227

i might breed one day im still a young lad

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 22:43:51 No.95228

eatin some carbs

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 23:06:57 No.95229

they call me the carburetor

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 23:17:38 No.95230

finished so fast i didnt even get through one

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 00:32:30 No.95231

sigh 2009 was 15 years ago

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 00:36:31 No.95232

feasted big league

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 00:37:38 No.95233

my birthday is coming up cant wait to see what gifts you guys will get me

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 00:44:05 No.95234

dont get your hopes up

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 00:46:43 No.95235

men arent supposed to give each other gifts were supposed to give them to girls

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 00:50:23 No.95236

NOT a man more like an overgrown baby

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:08:06 No.95237

no girls will talk to us so we may as well give gifts to each other

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:18:25 No.95238

might as well flip each other too while we are at it

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:19:35 No.95239

the sign on my ass says exit only

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:44:57 No.95240

sick of people saying my gender expression isnt valid

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:46:49 No.95241

trans rights

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 02:02:28 No.95242

my friend henri used to say that

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 02:09:20 No.95243

my gender expression is manchild

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 02:24:31 No.95244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBXcymjYi2o

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 02:56:04 No.95245

forgot to ask mom to get some chicken patties at the store but theres no lettuce or buns anyway

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 04:27:15 No.95246

woke up forecast says its 46 degrees out and ive had both windows open so how come im so hot

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 04:44:16 No.95247

hope no one here fell for the cPlease rape my facee

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 04:52:58 No.95248

im vol

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:06:12 No.95249

think the mower handle is flaking for the last few months ive had to tweeze splinters of metal out of me fingeys i should wrap the whole thing in tape

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:12:51 No.95250

the handle or your fingeys

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:15:16 No.95251

handle i already look like enough of a chode with my safety earbuds and my face clothing and walking style without taping my hands up

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:19:13 No.95252

dont wear any face clothing unless glasses count

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:29:58 No.95253

im to smart for punctuation

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:35:37 No.95254

thought you just meant a balaclava

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:37:42 No.95255

sis said i move around like a big scary robot

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:41:29 No.95256

domo arigatou

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:44:24 No.95257

>>95256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYLd-IDZpnY

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:10:29 No.95258

wish i was as pasted as carl

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:13:38 No.95259

youre moreso

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:38:12 No.95260

gonno be the guy in the mansion that nobody ever sees except the rare occasion someone catches me stuffing food from the kitchen into my pockets and scurrying back to my room

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:42:45 No.95261

dont like the aqua teens

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 08:12:59 No.95262

really flipped up not watching monkeybone when i first heard of it like 20 years ago but i was both too young and too old to appreciate it like i just did they dont make em like that anymore

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 08:25:48 No.95263

never watched

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 11:05:45 No.95264

i will lay traps around the mansion to catch you

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 11:43:26 No.95265

wouldnt mind being caught

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 13:00:25 No.95266

could barely snooze im devastated

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 13:36:17 No.95267

melatonin stat

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 13:40:37 No.95268

doesnt work for me now its too late anyway im on my third cup of cawfee ill just try to nap later

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 13:46:40 No.95269

havent tried crossfading caffeine and melatonin before sounds interesting

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 13:54:20 No.95270

im NOT doing that

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 14:27:55 No.95271

why NOT

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 14:34:19 No.95272

its redundant

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:07:43 No.95273

its literally the opposite of redundant

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:18:25 No.95274

renormant

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:29:03 No.95275

piss smells like mustard

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:51:45 No.95276

is it the same color as mussmarty or only the smell

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 15:56:24 No.95277

im NOT dehydrated if thats what youre getting at but that might change later after a few blogs

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:08:28 No.95278

weird how much filthier my room looks in the daylight havent cleaned anything in 2 years besides the trash pile once it gets too big and obstructs my path to the door

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:13:56 No.95279

used to get turnt by taking some caffeine after slamming down some blogka or some warm ones maybe i could enjoy my time drinking instead of just immediately rotting if i started doing that again

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:24:43 No.95280

dont understand how people can sleep so little if i dont get 8 to 9 hours of sleep i cant function all day

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:27:54 No.95281

i dont function

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:46:49 No.95282

guess ill try to nap

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:56:02 No.95283

gonno give myself the jo status buff first to increase my odds

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 16:56:20 No.95284

uh oh checkout lady said something i dont know what while motioning to my six pack thought she was saying she already got it and to just put it in my cart since shes done that before checked my receipt as i was leaving and its NOT on there hope nobody NOTices

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:02:30 No.95285

nice thats always a good day you passed the skill check

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:10:43 No.95286

the 3 buck 6 pack isnt worth the paranoia status effect active till the next time i check out with the same person

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:17:28 No.95287

one time the lady at walmart was under 21 so she couldnt scan my 30 pack she called for someone when she started scanning everything but they didnt come right away and she forgot by the end so i got away with it for free

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:25:38 No.95288

took around 70mg caffeine and cracked

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:37:56 No.95289

browsing some of my old screenshots and getting emotional

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:47:10 No.95290

tired of being beta

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 17:52:08 No.95291

purchased minecraft alpha but no longer have access to that account

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:05:22 No.95292

bought some magnesium

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:12:12 No.95293

love electrolytes

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:16:15 No.95294

need to go on an electricity detox my quality of life would probably improve significantly at least for a time if i could force myself to use no electricity for like a week

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:17:54 No.95295

at least no innernet

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:39:53 No.95296

eating some processed but raw ground meat

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:44:00 No.95297

i need to cum to kids

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:47:28 No.95298

found some good pics and vids searching for leotards and other acrobatics on yandex

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 18:55:12 No.95299

coughed and bent my back oddly heard and felt some cracking

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:07:15 No.95301

you just told literally everyone

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:15:30 No.95302

ya but it doesnt hurt well NOT any more than the usual amount of ambient pain

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:21:38 No.95303

woke up

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:22:57 No.95304

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:24:17 No.95305

https://files.catbox.moe/ij7lcy.mp4

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:31:32 No.95306

eating more of that that raw pork this time dropped it on the ground accidentally but just ran out under the sink

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:33:15 No.95307

https://files.catbox.moe/6ge3cs.png

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:39:22 No.95308

Once your addiction to sucking cock begins to take over, you learn to enjoy the taste, feel and texture of cum and develop a craving for sucking cock until he cums in your mouth and then you will greedily swallow every drop, savoring the taste of your creamy reward for giving him oral pleasure with your cocksucking mouth.

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:46:02 No.95309

semen hurts my throat

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:53:19 No.95310

cummed in my mouth twice in my life and regretted it both times

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 19:57:39 No.95311

same but more than twice and ive decided to live my live without regrets

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:00:19 No.95312

I've found edging the best way to reliably produce my own semen and still want to pour it into my mouth. It takes around four edging to produce enough cum to feel it's enough to match my desire for it. It's still warm that way and I can feel the parts that are thicker with globules with my tongue. There's an art to edging. You have to change gears when rubbing your penis when it starts getting close to orgasm. That's when you stop rubbing and put your attention on your prostate, where you ejaculate from. I can feel my prostate produce a small pulse of semen that I can feel slowly moving through my penis. It's an interesting sensation to produce semen without an orgasm. That's my first installment which I capture in a Dixie cup. Another three times and a have enough cum to taste, smell and swallow. I love my own cum this way. And no matter where I am, my penis is always there for me, ready to give me more. A cumoholics paradise!

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:15:08 No.95313

ate some pretzel like bread thingy with spicy mustard

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:16:19 No.95314

not a fan of cum but daddy forces me to drink it

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:18:42 No.95315

dadnorm

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:26:20 No.95318

>>95294
been there done that NOT that much changes and once it comes back on you slip into old habits quickly its good to do but its more than possible to keep neeting it up just with books and a battery powered radio instead of a rectangle

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:28:29 No.95319

if it would mean being able to read books again i would count that as a win NOT that i have any books anymore

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:32:02 No.95320

where did they go

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:32:55 No.95321

just a year ago i managed to read a while and it felt great in fact every time i read a book i love it and wonder why i dont to it more often but then i dont

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:34:44 No.95322

>>95320
couldnt bring them with me when i had to move

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:37:59 No.95323

>>95321
same but the idea of reading gives me anxiety

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:39:27 No.95324

for me its the fear of starting a book and the fear of finishing a book same goes for movies games and shows incidentally

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:41:12 No.95325

thats it my weekend resolution is to read at least a chapter

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:46:13 No.95326

been reading nothin but xianxia for the last few months

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:47:27 No.95327

>>95288
think this has potential but im gonno need something stronger tried to blog out but im too full to drink aNOTher drop as is my bladder

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:49:14 No.95328

journey to the west is on my to read list but ill probably die first

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 20:55:39 No.95329

guess ill snooze or rather lie down and doomscroll like a flipping tween for a couple hours then toss and turn for a while then sleep for a little then wake up needing to piss

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:06:14 No.95330

im drinking more cawfee after a 2 hour nap

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:10:26 No.95331

spend my days like a zombie sometimes because im worried napping will throw off my sleep schedule which doesnt make sense if the role of sleeping is to be rested then if im tired all the time then its already failing its purpose so it shouldnt matter if i mess it up

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:18:12 No.95332

as it is i cant even sleep in any more for the same reason

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:34:32 No.95333

why do i exist

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:36:42 No.95334

cant you guys just relax and take it easy

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:38:43 No.95335

im a machine of pure stress

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:39:53 No.95336

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5161417

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:46:31 No.95337

hows your sex life

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 21:59:28 No.95338

>>95333
NOT sure i can take a few guesses why i do but it isnt anything good just misplaced good intentions and early 90s ignorance about there being any hope of a future worth living in

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 22:04:23 No.95339

and i cant even blame the second one because by then mom was already experiencing a much worse quality of life than her parents so it really was just a hope things would improve which i guess explains all deliberate pregnancies ever

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 22:12:54 No.95340

cant wait to get a girl pregnant

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 22:25:47 No.95341

dont know why my loser parents thought having a kid would be a good idea when both of them were ugly and poor i guess they had nothing else to look forward to in life other than starting a family

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 22:40:54 No.95342

ate too much pasta im fit to bust oh god

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 23:14:33 No.95343

used the concept of choose your own adventure books as an analogy arguing with mom she had never heard of them

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 00:17:55 No.95344

ate burg

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 00:19:12 No.95345

>>95343
mom is tard

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 00:55:43 No.95346

wouldnt mind getting together with a neets tard mom Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 01:38:45 No.95347

bored too tired to game and its too early to attempt a snooze

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 01:45:52 No.95348

as for me im snoozing its how i skip living

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 01:47:26 No.95349

wish there was a way too snooze forever

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 02:13:40 No.95350

havent gamed in a while ill try to get 2 hours in tomorrow

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 02:50:26 No.95351

think im gonno make nachos its been a long time

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 03:48:02 No.95352

>>95342
did it again sigh

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 04:46:55 No.95353

gonno try to reset my schedule starting tomorrow and keep it rolling all week meant to do it starting last weekend and didnt even try

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:24:06 No.95354

just soyfaced at a scape clip

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:24:51 No.95355

post it

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:27:44 No.95356

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItVzR4yHMHg

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:36:09 No.95357

i wouldnt call 22 minutes a clip

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:39:13 No.95358

uh its 56 seconds buddy

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:41:09 No.95359

at least that terrorist found an outlet for his aggression instead of taking it out on humans in the united states or europe

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:43:33 No.95360

whats the point the terrorists have already won just look around you

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:48:59 No.95361

you cant just call friendish us senators with dual citizenships terrorists

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 05:51:45 No.95362

ghost stands with israel

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:07:34 No.95363

never believed in ghosts

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:10:42 No.95364

youre in one

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:21:34 No.95365

sigh youmu

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:37:54 No.95366

brushed showered now boiling some water for coffee

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:39:18 No.95367

its 145 in the am

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:41:45 No.95368

actually its 841 in the am

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:48:41 No.95369

horrifying to think some of you are regularly waking up before noon why torture yourselves

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 06:51:33 No.95370

i always wake up before 8 often 7 i just dont get out of bed till later

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 07:11:06 No.95371

eating open faced sandwich

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 07:15:37 No.95372

usually wake up around 6 or 7 then snooze for 1 to 3 hours at noon then go to sleep around 10 or 11

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 07:22:41 No.95373

is that am or pm

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 07:25:42 No.95374

cracked gonna watch ti

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 07:40:15 No.95375

ate the other open sandwich then some chocolate with some milk feeling tired might have to lie down to digest a while

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 08:06:47 No.95376

feeling anxious

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 09:14:49 No.95377

https://files.catbox.moe/qjla7s.jpg

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 09:39:22 No.95378

ate some potato salad

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:46:12 No.95379

store bought because im NOT a potato chef

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:10:21 No.95380

bit nauseated threw up in my mouth a little

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:07:31 No.95381

elainajod

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 12:13:54 No.95382

skin around my aureola is red

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:02:10 No.95383

grinding

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:04:29 No.95384

theres some substance on my mouse which isnt immediately apparent but keeps making my fingers get sticky after like an hour of gaming but dont want to stop gaming long enough to clean it

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:19:25 No.95385

nice cummouse

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:25:10 No.95386

im a rat

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:25:33 No.95387

was getting hard to read the text on my screen so i thought i should zoom in to 120% like i normally go when this happens but when i tried to i realized i was already at 120%

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:30:33 No.95388

jod a second time

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:28:31 No.95389

is your life just sleeping joing and posting

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:31:00 No.95390

watching anime

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:32:41 No.95391

>>95389
and what have you been up to

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:41:35 No.95392

got a job watering plants and sweeping floors in a quiet garden in a monastery

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:42:57 No.95393

and where are the pics

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:44:36 No.95394

left eyelid twitching extra today

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:45:09 No.95395

>>95393
still havent started ill take pics when i start

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:46:28 No.95396

if you havent started then that doesnt answer the question of what youve been up to

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 14:47:21 No.95397

feel like trying to convert a fun custom wc3 map to a standalone game wonder how hard it is for somebody as dumb as me

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:00:21 No.95398

never played wc or anything adjacent to it

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:06:55 No.95399

finally got that capture took multiple days of ragequitting

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:38:23 No.95400

>>95396
im not the guy you were talking to

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:40:16 No.95401

uhh wasnt me haha

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:49:13 No.95402

im tardy

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:52:13 No.95403

>>95398
you could start today

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 15:54:18 No.95404

why would i do that

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:12:33 No.95405

because its fun

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:15:14 No.95406

nice buzzword

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:52:00 No.95407

the shirt ive been wearing is grazing my nipples

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:53:21 No.95408

woke up quick at about noon
just thought that i had to be on ghota soon

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:11:04 No.95409

love spending 2 hours looking for a nice new doujin to jo to only to default back to one of my old favorites

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:18:09 No.95410

rarely jo to doujinshi

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:18:49 No.95411

you're missing out

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:19:53 No.95412

very very very rarely reread doujinshi

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 17:25:20 No.95413

raid

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:04:08 No.95414

norming it up in a bar by myself sipping a margarita

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:08:21 No.95415

never ordered anything but beer at the bar

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:29:46 No.95416

>>95377
phew

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 18:51:50 No.95417

never ordered anything at a bar

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:11:50 No.95418

love going to the bar with the boys and pick up some chicks to have sex with

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:31:58 No.95419

can you bring some back for me

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:51:46 No.95420

jod three times today

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:59:25 No.95421

just experienced an event some of you may have only dreamed about two nice things started ringing the doorbell i forgot we had asking to see moms dog because its normally out in the yard but wasnt today too bad im NOT ped my first instinct was to run away from the door and peek through the blinds

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:24:27 No.95422

cant parse that post

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:02:24 No.95423

https://files.catbox.moe/pxaduw.jpg

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:09:25 No.95424

cummed and napped but cat wont let me sleep

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:14:18 No.95425

you could just close the door

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:15:24 No.95426

maybe the cat needs water or food

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:18:18 No.95427

uh then it can get some all of this is a literal non issue but of course i realize you know this and just wanted an excuse to bring up your cat i hate petnorms so much

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:21:00 No.95428

guess ill snooze

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:25:18 No.95429

>>95422
uhh

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:30:40 No.95430

uhh uhh uhh

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:33:02 No.95431

raid

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:54:47 No.95432

>>95421
lucky

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 22:07:47 No.95433

got owned hard by food poisoning puked twice and shat diahrrea at the sane time on the floor then had joint pain and chills for 12 hours

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 22:09:19 No.95434

never had food poisoning ive got the iron stomach of a chinaman

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 22:50:20 No.95435

grilling some chicken

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:22:22 No.95436

moms ordering za Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:56:12 No.95437

toppings

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 00:09:38 No.95438

i dont know yet

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 01:23:03 No.95439

pizza place cancelled the order

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:11:50 No.95440

is everyone at the club or something

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:24:17 No.95441

https://files.catbox.moe/lasuj8.png

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:24:26 No.95442

theres some stuff having a pool party in the courtyard

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:32:00 No.95443

>>95440
was waiting for that guy to post his toppings then got bored and forgot to f5

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 03:14:38 No.95444

guess ill jo for a while then abuse normahol even though i wasnt going to

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 03:18:33 No.95445

mom got pepperonis sausage and tomato

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 03:27:22 No.95446

ill give it a 5/10

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:53:23 No.95447

>>95440
ya the snooze club

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:48:47 No.95448

im a slut for bbc

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:28:26 No.95449

making toast in a pan i hope the toxic grains and antinutrients kill my retarded ass

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:36:41 No.95450

hope its a nice teflon

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:43:16 No.95451

teflon doesnt kill you anymore or so they claim it just turns you gay

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:44:51 No.95452

watched a whole episode without pausing or looking away to scroll

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:49:42 No.95453

proud of you except ive always been able to do that so NOT that proud

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:56:33 No.95454

ya that was me in the past used to be able to watch the whole season without pausing enjoy it while you can

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:58:59 No.95455

i havent watched anime in over 2 years the circumstances havent been right

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:04:56 No.95456

would have roped years ago if NOT for anime and manga

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:10:56 No.95457

ate some weisswurst

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:16:19 No.95458

>>95456
same but in the sense that it allowed me to live into adulthood i dont want to disrespect it by watching it now ive placed too much importance on it

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:21:47 No.95459

got a nice big weißwurst for you right here

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:24:28 No.95460

hope you dont mind if i eat the traditional bavarian way of cutting off the tip then sucking out the insides

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:34:01 No.95461

im american that already happened to me within days of being shat out

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:34:18 No.95462

>>95458
thats why i watch seasonal garbage and cant watch all the shows on my backlog id actually enjoy

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:43:03 No.95463

didnt even know circumcision was a thing until i was a teen

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:47:53 No.95464

crazy how my dad was just like yeah they chopped off the tip of my dick so ill let them do that to my son too

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:52:59 No.95465

in hindsight its surprising i wasnt mutilated

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:32:26 No.95466

they took us to the own zone Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:35:13 No.95467

we got so flippin owned

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:40:44 No.95468

mindcircumcising how norms give their kids hebrew names slice kid penises and believe in torah prophecies but never wonder if theyve been conquered by friends

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:40:54 No.95469

i am the one who owns

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:51:57 No.95470

im matthew mark luke and john all rolled into one like the bible

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:52:44 No.95471

>>95325
succeeded

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:41:57 No.95472

tired as all get out decided flip it ill nap despite the time but couldnt

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:18:16 No.95473

ate about 87.5 grams of chocolate candy

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:27:31 No.95474

nice candyass

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:50:53 No.95475

dragged myself out of bed with no sleep made some more coffee even though itll probably just raise my heart rate and make me piss instead of waking me up

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:00:48 No.95476

oh itll also raise my temperature feel like ive got a fever now and the fans NOT helping

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:50:57 No.95477

woke up

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:58:07 No.95478

whats on the agenda

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:39:41 No.95479

fine keep your secrets

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:45:55 No.95480

thinking about the soft body of a young female

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 13:32:23 No.95481

just gonno do whatever i feel like in the moment to keep my anxiety in check

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 13:40:32 No.95482

such as

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:48:37 No.95483

replying to henris posts on mindota

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:01:30 No.95484

think i might have a nutritional deficiency just dont know in what

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:14:59 No.95485

maybe vitamin b or c or d

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:13:35 No.95486

woke up against my better judgement

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:24:11 No.95487

love spending all day unable to do anything even game or watch barely able to keep my eyes open yet also unable to nap then only starting to feel awake as the sun starts to set

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:52:04 No.95488

nose is flipped up sigh tired of this shite

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:52:26 No.95489

it both sucks and blows

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 16:55:09 No.95490

so do i

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:29:20 No.95491

craving something sugary but i already ate all my candy

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:31:07 No.95492

remembered i had some fruit in the fridge just checked and its moldy i guess i could eat this jam with a spoon

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:48:06 No.95493

cancer aunt probably going to die this week

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 17:56:49 No.95494

starting to feel bad also hungry

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:26:50 No.95495

too socially and emotionally stunted to know how to respond to the text i got informing me of her impending demise so im just ignoring it

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 18:47:39 No.95496

cant give you advice i dont like mine so id probably just send one saying good

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:42:54 No.95497

mom bought me avamys

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:41:36 No.95498

had to bing that

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:42:43 No.95499

well dont keep us hanging

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:01:31 No.95500

took some magnesium

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:09:28 No.95501

gave mom 4.50 to get me a frozen pizza and said just get whichever ones on sale with the most stuff on it

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:15:33 No.95502

uh 4.5 for a frozen pizza this isnt the 2010s anymore

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:26:33 No.95503

nah thats what theyre on sale for it just isnt every flavor so if i say get a supreme and those arent included in the sale she wont get anything saying the most toppings at least guarantees me a cheese pizza

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:53:04 No.95504

tired of being subhuman

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:54:51 No.95505

same

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 22:25:58 No.95506

tossed irl and got second then third

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 22:46:14 No.95507

gonno fire up this supreme around 1 or 2 am ill find something to watch by then its not yet time for that ross though

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:27:02 No.95508

gonno become a haskell nomad

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 00:02:59 No.95509

gonno not do that and jo instead

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 00:46:06 No.95510

bhole itchy rn

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 01:34:51 No.95511

my only friends dont even know my name

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 01:48:45 No.95512

if your name was james would sexy ladys call you james jimmy or jay

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 01:52:34 No.95513

hate when i dont shower for days and i get the burning sensation in my pits

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 02:13:05 No.95514

my persona is being from malta

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 02:31:42 No.95515

stopped leaking poop after i started fingering my bhole with disinfectant wipes after shitting so it doesnt itch

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 02:33:33 No.95516

pasted shiteleak

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 02:39:22 No.95517

guess ill teenshave and shower

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 03:08:57 No.95518

forgot the shave and only remembered once i was in the shower ill do it tomorrow

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 04:16:41 No.95519

gonno try something different to not get jerked out of a snooze 3 hours after laying down tonight

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 04:30:27 No.95520

good luck hope it works

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 06:01:17 No.95521

package planned for delivery between 1pm and 5pm today so imagine my panic when its NOT even 8am and my intercom starts ringing

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 06:05:47 No.95522

new nice hip arrived fucked it like a beast for 90 minutes

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 06:12:01 No.95523

pic

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 06:41:01 No.95524

never got to beastfuck anything or anyone

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 07:30:07 No.95525

guess ill snooze

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 08:17:57 No.95526

done went back and fucked it again

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 08:31:10 No.95527

brit version of pnig got arrested for triple murder

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 08:32:45 No.95528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqZ-6cnDQ7I

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 09:18:11 No.95529

ordered some new shoes online hope they fit

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 10:53:22 No.95530

killed those two in front of clementine also

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:29:21 No.95531

woke up loyurijod

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:47:36 No.95532

contemplating my own mortality

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 13:22:52 No.95533

what is there left to contemplate

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 14:01:14 No.95534

what is there left to contemplate about the biggest question of the human experience how about everything

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 14:14:03 No.95535

Maladaptive daydreaming occurs when a person engages in prolonged bouts of daydreaming, often for hours at a time, to cope with a problem. The daydreaming is "maladaptive" because it causes significant distress and impairment. The daydreams are often vivid and complex plots that elicit a great deal of emotion. A person becomes so consumed by their daydream they may fail to complete work and other daily tasks, or start to withdraw from friends and family.

didnt know they had a fancy name for it

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 15:28:18 No.95536

>>95535
dont post stuff like this i dont like being self aware

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 15:41:30 No.95537

new phone already drains the battery fast

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 15:52:28 No.95538

bought some shrooms

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:06:23 No.95539

>>95535
did you skip the posts about it on hima

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:07:30 No.95540

Announced on October 30, 2023, Western Digital plans to separate its HDD and Flash businesses, creating two independent, public companies with market-specific, strategic focus. The company’s separation will better position each franchise to execute innovative technology and product development, capitalize on unique growth opportunities, extend respective market leadership positions, and operate more efficiently with distinct capital structures.

missed this when it was announced

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:10:43 No.95541

>>95539
ya hope you dont mind

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:24:43 No.95542

sigh cant believe its already been 4 years since hima died

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:34:25 No.95543

its been 47 years since hima died

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:36:12 No.95544

constipated

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:44:46 No.95545

>>95520
it half did

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 16:46:41 No.95546

sigh missed ayayas birthday yesterday

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:10:25 No.95547

post a nice ayaya

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:13:54 No.95548

jod now i feel dirty

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:21:20 No.95549

https://files.catbox.moe/wlur70.jpg

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:36:03 No.95550

guess ill make two eggs and two sausages

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 17:58:08 No.95551

guess ill fry up some shrooms

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 18:09:26 No.95552

drinking apple mandarin pineapple orange carrot grape lemon peach banana passion fruit guaya mango lime juice mix

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 18:27:48 No.95553

eating shrooms with noodles

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 18:32:10 No.95554

https://files.catbox.moe/2h5qa0.jpg

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 19:23:29 No.95555

die shroomer

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:09:10 No.95556

wheres the shroom pic

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:14:25 No.95557

you didnt ask for one

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:16:41 No.95558

playing the sims 1

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:18:46 No.95559

stream

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:22:22 No.95560

hoo boy can feel my biceps growing with those 5 pound weights guess the beginner gains meme is real

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:24:18 No.95561

https://files.catbox.moe/ia3yyx.gif

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:30:05 No.95562

up to 27 pushups in a row now

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:45:19 No.95563

dont think i can do more than 5

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:46:07 No.95564

cant even do 1

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:47:07 No.95565

could only do around 5 when i started

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:57:21 No.95566

wish i listened to turt earlier shouldve been pumping iron a long time ago

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:57:31 No.95567

around 5 is that a fancy way of saying 4

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:08:01 No.95568

wonder how many pushups turt can do

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:10:31 No.95569

hasnt that norm died yet

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:11:59 No.95570

hes alive and thriving

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:15:14 No.95571

hope hes doing well wherever he is

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:18:45 No.95572

>>95555
just trying to eat healthier and it was the only good looking vegetable adjacent food when i went to the store other than leeks

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:21:39 No.95573

if you want to eat healthier you can start with raw meat

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:25:19 No.95574

start with raw meat and the time i take it and slap it in the frying pan for a while

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:26:33 No.95575

think sv3rige said mushrooms are okay in a vid before

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:27:46 No.95576

>>95573
ya i considered doing that ive done the carnivore routine before but i just bought a bunch of carb based food thatll last a while so itll have to wait a month or three

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:28:47 No.95577

uh meat isnt healthy thats why the japs eat so little of it

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:31:00 No.95578

fish counts as meat

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:31:21 No.95579

jap men are low test

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:43:37 No.95580

nah theyre high test warriors they were flipsnapping china and korea till they got nuked

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:47:24 No.95581

wish i was ainu

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 22:47:29 No.95582

japs dont live longer its all a scam anyways

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 22:59:35 No.95583

need to impregnate a jap woman so my heirs are born with japanese spirit

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 23:18:30 No.95584

im such a worthless piece of garbage

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 23:18:37 No.95585

>>95579
so am i

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 23:56:07 No.95586

>>95585
>>95584

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 23:59:16 No.95587

i need to get culled out of existence

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:32:43 No.95588

saw something extremely succulent

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:39:17 No.95589

searched how to do something and the first result was some norm saying to just google it now im raging

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:40:19 No.95590

pic

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:41:10 No.95591

even if there was a pic id covet it and keep it all to myself

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:48:08 No.95592

what the flip bastard

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:48:55 No.95593

im succulent

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:52:43 No.95594

eat like an olympic swimmer but i just blob out in my room all day Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 01:55:27 No.95595

been wearing a long sleeve shirt with an xl tshirt over it all day its drenched in sweat

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:00:06 No.95596

>>95589
you got owned hard

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:13:27 No.95597

yous guys want to hear about my owgf

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:29:37 No.95598

groan getting depressed about objective truths i have no control over again

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:30:40 No.95599

touched grass

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:35:03 No.95600

>>95597
yeah

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:48:30 No.95601

>>95598
same

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:27:44 No.95602

gonno crack and snack my way out of it and back into being neutered and domesticated

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:29:42 No.95603

spermed feasted and inhaled might crack

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:50:44 No.95604

i will never sperm again

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 03:55:42 No.95605

same

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:03:13 No.95606

is it irony that ive seen the movie office space at least half a dozen times yet have never been employed even when moms coworker said hed pay me under the table to help pave driveways and she said i couldnt

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:08:40 No.95607

something similar happened with the movie adventureland

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:10:22 No.95608

dont see the problem ive watched dozens of high school anime even though i never went to high school

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:10:47 No.95609

only seen office space once it was alright but didnt appeal to me as much as it seems to for most people

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:15:32 No.95610

>>95606
its not ironic its just coincidental

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:16:00 No.95611

jap high school is alien to us all

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:51:16 No.95612

cracked an ice cold one gonna watch

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:53:32 No.95613

you mean to say you dont have fond memories of staying at school overnight with the paranormal research club to prepare for the school festival where you walked around with your crush before dancing around a big bonfire in the evening

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:56:15 No.95614

love popping a cold one with the boys

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:56:53 No.95615

ya but only watching other people do that on my computer screen

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:56:55 No.95616

wouldnt have been interested in any of that shit anyway even if i got transported to japanese high school theres only one thing id set my eye on and thats raping pussy

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:02:14 No.95617

didnt crack yesterday

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:05:20 No.95618

same except i cracked yesterday and today without meaning to i had 4 left in the fridge yesterday and told mom NOT to give me money when we went to the store earlier but she did anyway and i bought a 12 pack

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:07:27 No.95619

that isnt the same at all

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:08:54 No.95620

uh cracked today the day just started

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:10:44 No.95621

ya but an hour and a half ago it was aNOTher day

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:12:56 No.95622

nice midwester

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:13:57 No.95623

yesterday was 13 hours ago retard

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:18:16 No.95624

seven hours ago in official ota time

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:22:01 No.95625

For decades, far more women than men were classified as NEET — not in education, employment or training. Thanks to government efforts to get more women into the workforce after the financial crisis, the gap had closed by the time the pandemic struck in 2020. The question now for Prime Minister Keir Starmer is how to tackle rising worklessness in the male population.

Inactivity not only blights life chances, it represents a cost to the economy in lost potential output and tax revenue. At stake is Starmer’s ambitious target to deliver the fastest sustained growth among advanced industrial economies.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:25:30 No.95626

sigh what happened to rishi sunak

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:27:39 No.95627

thought that was one of those outlandish manga plot summaries that guy posts until the second paragraphs

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:32:48 No.95628

anime ja nai

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:33:30 No.95629

>>95625
if i wasnt drunk right now id be raging both at you for posting this retarded shite and for the content of the post itself

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:35:51 No.95630

dont see whats wrong with the post content it all looks accurate to me

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:39:25 No.95631

that guy is an evil demon that deserves to have things happen to him im too lazy to fire up the vm to describe

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:42:25 No.95632

what did he ever do to you

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:43:55 No.95633

do you mean me or that guy that guy

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:50:17 No.95634

that guy but also you if you didnt just copy paste without reading because it said neet

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:52:45 No.95635

no i read it closely and copy pasted the two best paragraphs to annoy you

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 06:56:23 No.95636

sigh owned again

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:01:28 No.95637

browsing uma musume pretty derby fanart for hours again the party game introduced me to still in love who is a very charming horse

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:02:05 No.95638

still waiting to hear about that guys owgf

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:07:27 No.95639

you can just go on jp and read all about it

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:09:19 No.95640

oh ok thanks

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:09:31 No.95641

i was sickened and angry to see someone actually post a link to the board formally known as jp

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:11:25 No.95642

i got linked that thread by someone else and posted it here to annoy you

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:13:41 No.95643

nice sharing links from your cordbros

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:14:15 No.95644

youre welcome

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:16:12 No.95645

>>95639
can you sum it up for me i dont go there

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:18:01 No.95646

>>95642
what the fuck is your problem saying that twice in twenty minutes

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:18:44 No.95647

language

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:20:42 No.95648

>>95646
i only said it once dumbass the amount of guys owning you at any one time is potentially limitless

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:26:12 No.95649

>>95628
those were better days

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:26:55 No.95650

i said it first but it was a lie since i didnt really post it to annoy you

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:28:37 No.95651

i said it second but it was a lie since i didnt really post that link

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:30:27 No.95652

i did however post that i posted it to annoy you to annoy you so the end result is the same

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:35:33 No.95653

the kids used to say zz was the worst but in my mind it was the best

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:38:21 No.95654

still havent watched gundam past 0079 even though its been on my to watch next list for well over a decade

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:44:14 No.95655

watched everything up to 1990 or whenever war in the pocket came out and maybe the same first third of stardust memory a few times over the last ten to twelve years

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:47:14 No.95656

regretted NOT watching the recent one with all the yuri art on pixiv

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:48:45 No.95657

>>95655
and by that i mean i can say everything up to that is worth watching

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:50:23 No.95658

ya i know its worth watching thats both why id like to watch it and why i cant

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 07:51:57 No.95659

wouldnt have turned out like this if my father had hit me

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:02:09 No.95660

talk shit get hit

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:05:25 No.95661

lately ive been sending anonymous rape threats to women i went to high school with

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:14:05 No.95662

reminds me of that acdc song for those about to send anonymous rape threats to women you went to high school with we salute you

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:15:35 No.95663

i hate acdc

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:22:35 No.95664

guess its snooze time

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 11:03:29 No.95665

what about middle school

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 11:52:00 No.95666

woke up and pissed on the floor

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 14:08:25 No.95677

havent wet myself in five or six years

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 14:18:45 No.95678

new sseth

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:05:44 No.95679

thinkin ill buy some more shrooms

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:31:42 No.95680

its only five minutes thats like a third of a sseth

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 17:35:25 No.95681

scammed out of a dollar at the grocery store due to my own retardation again

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:00:31 No.95682

mom goes back to complain when that happens

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:04:08 No.95683

cracked against my better judgement but ive only got 2 blogs so it cant get too out of hand

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:12:20 No.95684

lady lives next door never talked to her before she came knocking asking if she could borrow a charger

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:26:47 No.95685

eating shrooms noodles cheese with a side of potato salad with egg

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:38:23 No.95686

jerked it to a nice 3d animation

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:42:50 No.95688

thats the worst of both worlds unless it was an erogayme

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:49:04 No.95689

cant jerk it to those they take too long im a minuteman

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 18:50:50 No.95690

i dont mean one with a plot

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:03:33 No.95691

i could jerk it in under a minute if i wanted to but then the good times would be over

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:07:38 No.95692

forgot to tell mom to get teriyaki sauce

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:17:12 No.95693

you can just mix some soy sauce and sugar yourself

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:17:39 No.95694

im virgin

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:19:00 No.95695

i deserve to be mixed with some soy sauce and sugar

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:19:11 No.95696

bug bit on me arm near me elbow itchin up a storm

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:41:36 No.95697

>>95693
taint got soy sauce either at least NOT enough theres only 5 packets in the fastfood sauce bag that wont cut it

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:43:43 No.95698

maybe you can knock on your neighbors door and ask to borrow some teriyaki sauce

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:51:52 No.95699

nah ill just make grilled chicken again

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 19:54:06 No.95700

this hip was a good investment keep going back for another round

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 20:14:48 No.95701

need a hip replacement

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 21:24:08 No.95702

got session messenger

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 21:59:45 No.95703

doing some skullcrushers

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 22:00:53 No.95704

im retard

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 22:10:30 No.95705

im disabled

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 22:48:59 No.95706

im worthless no persona

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 23:01:38 No.95707

wish i was worthful

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 23:06:08 No.95708

without nopersonas there would be no blogs

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 23:13:33 No.95709

if i died you would not notice at all

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 23:26:09 No.95710

id notice eventually when i was the last one left

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 00:03:27 No.95711

nah

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 00:15:47 No.95712

cracked two against my better judgement hope my snooze isnt thrown off

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 00:40:30 No.95713

think ill fire up a nice normime like chainsaw norm or jujitso norman

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 00:44:40 No.95714

fire up some normdick into your normass

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 00:48:11 No.95715

wouldnt mind a nice normdick in me arse

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:03:19 No.95716

i like norms never had a problem with em

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:03:50 No.95717

gonno teenshave before i forget again im starting to get neck zits from scratching

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:04:57 No.95718

get yourself a nice alum block

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 01:40:34 No.95719

its NOT from shaving its from scratching my neckbeard as it grows back in

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 02:20:19 No.95720

wandered and observed

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 02:34:21 No.95721

changed my mind about never sperming again ill start tomorrow

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 03:10:09 No.95722

took you long enough

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 03:25:42 No.95723

we should strive to NOT be demented hedonistic freaks of nature an attempt and a fail is better than staying the course

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 03:41:18 No.95724

>>95721
same but just spermed

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 05:23:25 No.95726

hit 23 days of uptime might power down tonight

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 05:56:27 No.95727

cummed blood again

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 06:15:26 No.95728

woke up dreamed i was visiting japan

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 06:27:46 No.95729

did you have a good time

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 06:31:20 No.95730

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 06:38:13 No.95731

why

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 06:52:57 No.95732

it was one of my dreams which means it spent all the time on pointless things like finding my way out of the hotel or trying to get change from the vending machine

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 07:00:45 No.95733

saw an old guy with downs and got sad thinking that theyre pretty much gonna be extinct by the time i die

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 07:11:12 No.95734

soo tard

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 07:39:41 No.95735

moms gone so im doing the laundry at 3am

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 07:52:44 No.95736

hope youve got all the lights in the house on dont like the idea of listening to a bunch of thumping and buzzing off in pitch darkness save for the glow of the rectangle

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 08:20:44 No.95737

moms been making me watch dance moms with her lately and its awkward

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 08:32:58 No.95738

i know ive given myself brain damage which is why i speak half as quickly as i did 5 years ago but even i dont believe youre being truthful

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 08:44:08 No.95739

Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 08:55:12 No.95740

forgot to empty a metal bottle i pissed in when the invaders were here now theres tiny chunks of calcium stuck on the insides

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 09:23:35 No.95741

got some bottled vintages i havent dumped yet im scared to open them indoors ive been trying to wait for a rainy day for a while and i always forget

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 16:16:45 No.95742

doing unpaid overtime

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:27:58 No.95743

pretty sure my sandwich artist was on drugs he was lanky poorly shaven and his hands were shaking a lot so it took longer to assemble the sandwich then felt like vomiting halfway through eating it and threw the rest away

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:28:52 No.95744

wish i was an artist

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:37:36 No.95745

nice moneybags bragging about buying fastfood at its all time highest price and throwing it away

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:44:40 No.95746

maybe he used a coupon

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:49:05 No.95747

my mcdonalds breakfast was 10 dollars and ate all of it but the subway lunch was worse even though it cost more

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:54:05 No.95748

more than ten dollars but thats two whole feet of sandwich

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 17:59:57 No.95749

no he gave me the 6 inch

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:02:06 No.95750

https://files.catbox.moe/7xt2ic.png

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:04:49 No.95751

got a six inch for you right here

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:16:07 No.95752

bored

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:17:57 No.95753

>>95750
started sweating and feeling an urge to pace seeing this

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:20:59 No.95754

been playing the sims 1 sometimes lately i just figure out a working routine and do it every day while slowly increasing my stats its relaxing

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:23:39 No.95755

stream

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:25:46 No.95756

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N5MlZg_Cdg

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:35:29 No.95757

use a wireless xbox controller myself upgraded like a year ago after years of using a cheap logitech from goodwill

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:37:30 No.95758

todays dinner is more shrooms noodles cheese plus sausage and possibly mustard and potato salad havent decided

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:37:54 No.95759

my new mouse arrived but it got weirdly sticky just like the old mouse

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:38:33 No.95760

i recommend the 8bitdo ultimate 2c myself

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:44:06 No.95761

bought me some ciabatta

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:44:09 No.95762

wish the guy running my game of the sims would click me into a pool then remove the ladder

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:47:01 No.95763

for some reason 4th of july 2010 has become a pivotal moment in my life keep returning to these vivid memories of playing transformice for 24 hours then eating a ciabatta loaf for breakfast

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:47:25 No.95764

phew that was a damn good meal thinkin ill buy some more shrooms tomorrow out of noodles too

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:49:07 No.95765

that was like 20 years ago gramps its time to stop living in the past already

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:53:34 No.95766

stopped by a different store than usual got some blogs i havent tried before cracked its fine

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:55:47 No.95767

what flavor

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:58:27 No.95768

beer flavored

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:05:00 No.95769

ear giving me hell right now took some antihistamines although i dont know if theyll do anything had a look with my otoscope and the skin before my eardrums all red but there isnt anything particularly solvable like earwax doing something got some oil based ear spray like a week ago ive been using but i dont think its doing anything next step will be to try some hydrocortisone and or moisturizer although those options are annoying since its NOT that easy to nicely spread a thick cream in your ear canal ive tried mixing them with water and squirting in before but i dont know how well that worked

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:15:47 No.95770

might NOT even be my ear canal as such pushing underneath my jaw brings some relief the whole damn series of tubes is flipped up

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:20:39 No.95771

mom says buy sudafed

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:26:41 No.95772

its NOT congestion but maybe ill try that if my other options fail

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:29:41 No.95773

looked up sudafed on amazon now its recommending vaginal probiotics

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:34:16 No.95774

just NOTiced i had me undies on inside out Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:37:33 No.95775

been sleeping naked lately its great

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:40:19 No.95776

how often do you wash your sheets

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:41:18 No.95777

squirted bloody cum on my belly last night and slept naked then woke up and forgot to wash

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:44:15 No.95778

cant sleep if i feel dirty cant do anything while awake either thats why i shower a minimum of twice a day sometimes up to five times

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:46:17 No.95779

okay thats an exaggeration its only 2 to 4 times although im sure 5 has happened before

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:49:49 No.95780

always had a small bladder and i think its shrunk even more over the past few years

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:55:03 No.95781

freshman year highschool we did a school trip to london and us boys were watching a documentary about trepanning when suddenly they all ganged up on this one kid about why he was taking 2 showers a day like was he gay or something and then he came out

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:55:14 No.95782

ciabattas good it was cheap too think ill get it again

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:56:51 No.95783

dont see the connection its NOT like im fingering me bunghole in there at least NOT every time

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:57:47 No.95784

hope it was london ohio

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:00:16 No.95785

starting to rage thinking of that norm attending his preppy private high school having school trips to london and other hot spots every year bet you had sex over there too

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:06:11 No.95786

whats wrong with private schools

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:14:55 No.95787

die just die

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:24:39 No.95788

havent been able to Drive in over a month and a half starting to miss it

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:28:47 No.95789

never finished initial d

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:30:33 No.95790

same also forgot to ever start it even though i downloaded either the anime or the manga

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:32:42 No.95791

made it some way into the manga but it got slow and then i took a break for long enough id have to start at the beginning only watched a bit of the anime maybe the first season or maybe it was just a few episodes

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:37:33 No.95792

even my dad finished initial d

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:40:37 No.95793

if i was the kind of person capable of inseminating a women then raising my child then i wouldnt be posting here

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:43:31 No.95794

ordered some plastic junk off ebay a week ago and it still hasnt shipped even though i check it multiple times a day

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:47:49 No.95795

im having sex while i write this

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:50:35 No.95796

he wasnt capable of raising me either Please stick it in mee he was too busy cracking and avoiding child support in a different state

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:50:39 No.95797

remembering a time i made a complete and utter fool of myself

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 20:51:43 No.95798

pasted dad

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:00:07 No.95799

>>95797
same except its happened every second of every day for about 28 years i think a good plan for my future is to get on trt so i can raise my levels of aggression and impulsiveness and use them to rope i just need to get it the fuck over with instead of whining about it every day and getting anxiety spikes

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:01:09 No.95800

i hope your plan succeeds

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:03:52 No.95801

luckily ive got the memory of a goldfish but a few episodes resurface every so often

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:05:39 No.95802

sigh out of blogs

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:07:50 No.95803

thought it was still tuesday but its already wednesday practically thursday

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:10:32 No.95804

just drank my thursday morning mug of joe

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:12:01 No.95805

got a mug of jo for you right here

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:12:48 No.95806

i dont need it i told you i already just drank one

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:17:13 No.95807

uh thursday morning what are you on wrangel island or something

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:18:20 No.95808

wish i could just stop thinking and live like an animal

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:19:25 No.95809

cant believe were closer to 2040 than 2006

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:21:17 No.95810

crazy to think 2006 was already over 20 years ago

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:29:54 No.95811

weird how everyone says to just be yourself when all i want is to be anyone else but that flippin pathetic bitch

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:31:10 No.95812

you are beautiful just the way you are

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:38:35 No.95813

im a spineless worm and an all around embarrassment

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:43:35 No.95814

you were born on the earth in order to accomplish something

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:49:30 No.95815

guess ill snooze

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:50:57 No.95816

spent ten minutes trying to reset my powerline adapters until i realized the ethernet cable wasnt even plugged into the modem wonder what possessed mom to mess with it

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:52:48 No.95817

to reset your what now

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 21:59:56 No.95818

wish i was thin again wonder if i could get my hands on some of that ozempic without seeing a doctor

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:02:37 No.95819

neetcutted

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:03:13 No.95820

cutted or cutted

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:16:19 No.95821

>>95816
thought about buying those when i lived in the spare room because the ethernet couldnt reach but instead i just left my computer in my old room and used it much less spent most of my time listening to the radio and cassettes while playing ps2

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:38:19 No.95822

moms making me take vitamins

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:41:43 No.95823

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_70Pw8MLCQ

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:45:27 No.95824

normis

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 22:55:19 No.95825

my dinner was 2 handfuls of peanuts a link of ancho queso chicken sausage an everything bagel some lemon raspberry greek yogurt and an apple

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 23:05:57 No.95826

as for me its a nice slab of processed chicken stuffed with cheese and broccoli

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 23:29:31 No.95827

thats evil

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 23:47:50 No.95828

had a dozen fish sticks a pint of milk and lettuce

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 00:12:54 No.95829

ordered a medium pizza

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 00:17:10 No.95830

eated some pasta

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 00:25:42 No.95831

cracking the last cold one just to distract myself for 20 minutes ive given up on thinking of attempting to game tonight anyway

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:03:00 No.95832

gonna crack and watch meself

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:09:53 No.95833

think ill jo off to some cool porn

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:18:02 No.95834

as for me ill sexy lady jo and snooze

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:25:33 No.95835

the cool stuff isnt working ill have to try something else

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:37:08 No.95836

>>95832
didnt do it its just been sitting here opened above my keyboard getting warm

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:40:50 No.95837

didnt do it either because went to the blog store and there was no one there and the door was locked even though its supposed to be open

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:46:05 No.95838

sigh

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 02:50:26 No.95839

jod to some ntr instead

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 03:06:28 No.95840

almost thursday already isnt that crazy

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 03:28:19 No.95841

whats aNOTher week wasted when it would take me until im 70 to catch up to where someone my age would have been in life 40 years ago

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 04:14:52 No.95842

guess ill make some cheese toasts

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 05:49:29 No.95843

woke up had some weird dreams last night

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 05:54:32 No.95844

gonno try proving that e + pi is irrational tomorrow

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 05:58:50 No.95845

im irrational

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 06:06:13 No.95846

why NOT try squaring a circle instead

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 06:07:23 No.95847

wouldnt mind dreaming a dream only if its good though

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 06:11:15 No.95848

how about a dream where you need to go to the other side of town but you need to walk and its nighttime and pitch black with street lamps or other people as you walk down the sidewalk and suddenly fireworks start going off in the distance and later a truck comes down the road and intentionally tries to run you over

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 06:12:54 No.95849

i mena no street lamps or other people

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 06:14:12 No.95850

napped and went back to the blog store they were open this time now its time to enjoy

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 06:35:33 No.95851

>>95848
doesnt sound appealing i dont have dreams like that in the first place its always crazy stuff or school

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 07:00:10 No.95852

guess ill snooze

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 07:40:19 No.95853

sweet dreams

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 08:47:00 No.95854

flipped up and stroking to some elegant young ladies

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:04:50 No.95855

laundry day

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:18:11 No.95856

new shoes arrived they fit thank goodness the bottom is thicker so i feel NOTiceably taller wearing them Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:27:14 No.95857

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_70Pw8MLCQ

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:27:59 No.95858

eating baguette with raw pork cheese and mustard

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:47:56 No.95859

always piss after cumming because think you need to flush it out or else you get in trouble but that guy said you dont need to do it so tried that today and now my dick is burning

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:54:49 No.95860

weird

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 13:06:04 No.95861

weird or weird

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 13:47:24 No.95862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDXvXACIEA

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 14:01:01 No.95863

went on a walk in my new kicks

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 14:33:30 No.95864

https://files.catbox.moe/o9j23v.jpg

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 14:40:05 No.95865

>>95863
pic

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 14:53:51 No.95866

too late already took em off

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:05:06 No.95867

cracked and washed down half a caffeine pill with some blogs

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:44:13 No.95868

eating seconds

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:49:38 No.95869

only seasonings i own are salt and paprika

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:58:39 No.95870

got raw pork stuck in my teeth tried to get it out now my gums are bleeding

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:59:18 No.95871

>>95862
i have an iq of 160 and im unemployed

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:02:00 No.95872

i have a phd

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:05:24 No.95873

my favorite jidol has a new song cover video where she points a realistic toy gun at the audience and pretends to shoot you

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:09:12 No.95874

die idolater

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:18:18 No.95875

watching the cosplay anime even though i have exactly zero interest in actual cosplayers although i wouldnt mind trying it out myself at home alone someday

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:31:17 No.95876

dont understand the whole thing about asking a girl for her number or a girl slipping you her number like what am i supposed to do with that just call her its NOT like anyone answers their phones anymore

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:56:34 No.95877

why cant i just get an brain implant to be able to stimulate the orgasm neurons with the push of a button

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:16:42 No.95878

frying up some shrooms didnt wash them off my hands were covered in slimy dirt after breaking off the stems

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:23:20 No.95879

crying where is everyone

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:37:13 No.95880

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZcoV9Zuj5A phew nice funko pop collection

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:41:02 No.95881

figs i ordered shipped well NOT quite but at least the tracking number was created fedex says its coming in three pieces which i didnt expect

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:41:26 No.95882

>>95877
prefer edging to cumming

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:44:58 No.95883

same but mainly because then its over so being at the climax continuously would solve that

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:47:13 No.95884

cumming doesnt even feel that good

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:49:18 No.95885

dont know why youre saying cumming instead of orgasming when theyre different things ive cummed without orgasm and orgasmed without cum

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:53:23 No.95886

wish i felt comfortable in clothes suitable for wearing outside maybe i could invest in some of those fancy sweatpants disguised as slacks but that wouldnt solve the underwear and shoes and socks problem just wish it wasnt a whole ordeal to get dressed to go outside each time

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:56:49 No.95887

this wouldnt be a problem if i wasnt cursed with this heightened sense of self awareness i could just be going outside commando in sweatshorts and sandals

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:02:29 No.95888

feasted

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:08:50 No.95889

aunt died

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:31:14 No.95890

woke up powered on gonno read

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:43:24 No.95891

sorry for all the trash those were my posts

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:55:56 No.95892

i deserve to be fucking killed

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 18:59:10 No.95893

same but no one cares enough to do it

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:14:40 No.95894

youd be glad you were alive because that would mean you would have the chance to kill me if you knew my true nature

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:22:12 No.95895

suddenly started raining bigly with wind and thunder and lightning feeling scared

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:22:45 No.95896

>>95892
same wish mom had felt the same way

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:28:04 No.95897

just read that high sperm counts are bad since they increase the odds of 2 sperms fertilizing at once and making a freak chimera miscarriage

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:31:06 No.95898

feeling bloated dont know if its the whole baguette and bunch of meat and cheese and big bowl of noodles i ate or the over two liters of beer ive drank

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:34:05 No.95899

dont need to worry about that i wear whitey tighties

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:35:00 No.95900

same couldnt sleep properly gas kept getting trapped in the ol tube and felt like i was gonno hurl whenever i would lie down

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:38:29 No.95901

i did too for a time

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:42:49 No.95902

well i only wear them when i need to venture outside dont wear undies inside unless boxers as shorts counts

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:53:56 No.95903

feeling relaxed

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:54:52 No.95904

whats your secret

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:57:25 No.95905

>>95867
this was either a great or a terrible idea finishing my six pack when i only planned to have one or two

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 19:58:10 No.95906

blow on my thumb really hard for about 10 seconds when the anxiety kicks in and it calms me down for about 10 or 20 minutes

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:00:39 No.95907

is this one of this pranks where itll look like im sucking a p◯n◯s

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:07:20 No.95908

>>95906
doesnt that make you pass out

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:10:30 No.95909

love the feeling of fainting but i havent been able to achieve it recently

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:12:48 No.95910

guess ill eat more meat n noodles got some meatballs of a sort

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:13:03 No.95911

>>95908
no but you have to put your thumb in your mouth for it to work

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:19:12 No.95912

dont remember if i blogged that my new bigger dildo arrived its a bit bigger than i planned but that turned out to be the right choice

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:28:57 No.95913

uh those are for girls

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:32:56 No.95914

https://files.catbox.moe/fk8oik.jpg

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:37:27 No.95915

drank 3 liters of blogs havent had this much in quite some time guess ive regained my tolerance which is unfortunatel because id really like to be draining my sorrows right now but im all out

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:38:18 No.95916

bored as hell already this doesnt bode well

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:40:00 No.95917

what do u mena already its almost bedtime

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:40:41 No.95918

whats h*yuri is that some kind of 4chan killer

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:45:08 No.95919

its not even 4pm

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:45:33 No.95920

why did you have to remind me that shite exists

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:46:39 No.95921

>>95919
sounds like youre far past due for your siesta to me

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:46:46 No.95922

upscale of shilling

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:47:56 No.95923

didnt know it existed until now

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:48:12 No.95924

i only got out of bed 2 hours ago

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:48:54 No.95925

beat all the ds professor layton games maybe NOT quite 100% but quite close to it and with no guide but with my brain deteriorated as it is i dont think id be able to get anywhere near that anymore

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:49:51 No.95926

back to le quay

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:53:40 No.95927

drinking vitamin fortified friends

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:54:09 No.95928

woke up feelin more refreshed than i have in some time

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:04:28 No.95929

>>95904

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:15:04 No.95930

rewatching kannagi ep10 for the umpteenth time sigh they just dont make them like this anymore

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:16:22 No.95931

>>95929
wish i knew

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:30:33 No.95932

wish i was pasted like akiba

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:41:54 No.95933

wish i was just pasted in any which way

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:44:16 No.95934

you are pasted as all hell

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:46:58 No.95935

nah im cringe

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:53:12 No.95936

die impersonator

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 21:56:45 No.95937

thinking about that guy id always tell to die on the big h whose posts i dont see any more

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 22:06:04 No.95938

that guy is dealing with forces beyond us now

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 22:40:25 No.95939

wish the ota banner would rainbow when you mouse over

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 22:41:26 No.95940

mom was reading an article in the paper and said she had no idea alcohol abuse increases your cancer risk and gives you cardiovascular disease groan here we go shes gonno pull the plug on the blog supply

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 23:01:12 No.95941

not a fan of the devil in a bottle myself

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 23:16:22 No.95942

never had alcohol i only drink water

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 00:17:12 No.95943

accidentally turned the heat up on the pasta sauce instead of the pasta water now the sauce is ruined sigh

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 00:33:53 No.95944

cant you save it

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 00:46:23 No.95945

its over

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 00:56:05 No.95946

just dont stir it and transfer as much as you can into a different pot except for the amount directly above the burnt part

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 01:28:18 No.95947

not feeling that great anymore

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 01:36:49 No.95948

same

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 01:58:21 No.95949

never thought my life could well not necessarily get worse itself but me as a person get worse at least on what i accomplish daily from the hima days

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 02:00:51 No.95950

give an example

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 02:13:15 No.95951

this year has been by far the best of my life

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 02:26:26 No.95952

how can you even tell did you get a million dollar inheritance or something

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 02:42:56 No.95954

circumstances aligned so i get to live in a small apartment by myself with a modest amount of spending money each month next years probably gonna be even better

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 02:46:16 No.95955

happy for you

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 03:03:39 No.95956

>>95950
nobody would call it an accomplishment but i even stopped watching the seasonal anime im possibly interested into ive given up on everything and i dont even mean productive stuff i just wake up watch youtube for 14 hours and go to bed every single day i dont read posts i dont do anything

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 03:03:44 No.95957

trying to thaw some dogs out for a midnight snack

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 03:05:48 No.95958

youre pasted

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 03:42:36 No.95959

>>95956
sounds about right but were just in a rut look at me i hadnt gamed heavily in years and played rpgs for 100 hours this summer then lost interest and have been rotting but its something

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 04:50:22 No.95960

think that trio of dogs is close to steaming temp ill give them a little bit longer

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 05:27:56 No.95961

theyre steamed put nonsweet relish and jalapenis mustard on em

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:31:07 No.95962

forsakened i am awakened

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:39:05 No.95963

extremely cloudy piss

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:49:35 No.95964

did some girl pushups

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:58:52 No.95965

wish i could do a girl

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 07:13:44 No.95966

>>95964
same about a month ago isnt it wild how ive been talking about needing to get jacked for like 8 years at least and havent done it yet

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 07:42:34 No.95967

whats wild about that

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 08:22:18 No.95968

watched kingpin what a movie

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 14:34:47 No.95969

dont feel so good

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 14:58:12 No.95970

gonno ljo

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 15:51:43 No.95971

gave up on it

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 16:09:56 No.95972

new sseth

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 16:36:08 No.95973

scammed again

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 16:47:46 No.95974

think my problem is that i lack empathy

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 16:49:54 No.95975

my problem is that im ugly and dumb

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 16:52:38 No.95976

its NOT like being a genious ever helped me

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 17:21:51 No.95977

sipping my coffee

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 17:26:30 No.95978

bloody tp

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 17:47:55 No.95979

you need medical attention

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 17:50:41 No.95980

no i just need to NOT drink 3x as much alcohol and eat 3x as much food as usual in one evening

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:25:32 No.95981

are you anxiety consooming

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:25:38 No.95982

browsing drawings of girls who are smiling out makes me want to smile too

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:29:00 No.95983

>>95981
NOT today that was yesterday and it wasnt anxiety

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:50:49 No.95984

im never drinking again at least until tomorrow

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:58:02 No.95985

ive read that if you can actually identify it as blood youre good and just have roids if its black like oil your insides are flipped

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:03:50 No.95986

its NOT even roids luckily

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:17:14 No.95987

never had melena or hematochezia my turd cave is intact

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:27:41 No.95988

https://files.catbox.moe/12kc84.jpg

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:41:33 No.95989

though about buying nioh for free but then i remembered they flipped it up and casualized it after the alpha its also 45gb which is absurd

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:56:55 No.95990

woke up orgasmed and cummed twice

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:01:06 No.95991

the sims 1 has a big energy problem you cant cook bathe clean study go to work and make new friends without it depleting completely

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:04:18 No.95992

forget about the sims we are getting ready for inzoi

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:05:19 No.95993

>>95991
neither can i

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:07:55 No.95994

bent over to pick up my phone charger then just held that hunched over position for a minute and it felt pretty good

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:13:46 No.95995

never heard of it

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:17:18 No.95996

wonder if hes enjoying bending over now

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:22:14 No.95997

cant believe hes a white man now

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:27:13 No.95998

browsing sukumizu pics

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:27:41 No.95999

translate it waps

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 20:49:24 No.96000

do your reps

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 21:58:59 No.96001

jerked it for a while went soft guess ill lie down

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 22:18:02 No.96002

you did your best it cant be helped

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 23:55:20 No.96003

i need sex

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 23:57:41 No.96004

got some good ideas around that just need an international drivers license and plane fare to norway

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 00:17:22 No.96005

couldnt make it there i dont speak the language

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 00:19:21 No.96006

you wont need to

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 00:55:45 No.96007

i need a real man to protect and provide for me

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:12:40 No.96008

murdered a fish earlier after it swallowed a hook hope one of you guys will shove a knife through my brain if im ever injured

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 02:13:11 No.96009

im a real manbaby

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 02:24:38 No.96010

guess ill jo until everyone gets back from whatever fridey night activity everyone but me was invited to

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 02:27:05 No.96011

im gaming sorry

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 02:29:55 No.96012

never apologize for gaming

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 04:20:32 No.96013

had a nice pisscry

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 04:55:00 No.96014

>>96010
i was gaming hardcore style

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 05:11:08 No.96015

love joing hardcore style

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 05:44:59 No.96016

mom wont let me be hardcore

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 05:45:59 No.96017

hope deadmoms doing well meant to post that months ago but forgot

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 05:53:04 No.96018

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 06:37:56 No.96019

business trip next week

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 06:39:17 No.96020

nice salaryman

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:03:58 No.96021

>>96017
hope hes ok dont know what id do without mom maybe roam the streets until i died like terry

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:04:14 No.96022

im starting to consider that i may be retarded

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:04:28 No.96023

nice ebay denying my claim then my appeal justifying it with contradictory information and just telling me to contact the seller even though i only filed a claim because the seller gives zero response just wish i didnt get flipping owned in every single aspect of my life

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:06:26 No.96024

>>96021
maybe you could try getting a job

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:21:26 No.96025

no thats not an option

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:23:43 No.96026

Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 07:24:54 No.96027

bend over

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:30:51 No.96028

gonno attempt a snooze

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 08:48:44 No.96029

for me its movie time

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:53:44 No.96030

love having sex daily with my japanese gf in my japanese apartment while i work from home hell ya lets do it

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 09:59:46 No.96031

i will NOT do you so stop asking

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:23:19 No.96032

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iQJ43PkGMA

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 12:00:47 No.96033

emitting an immense amount of pheromones glad there arent any women around NOT sure id be able to keep them off me

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:03:55 No.96034

jod

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:39:04 No.96035

but i wish i hadnt didnt even intend to sigh there goes my evening plans

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:53:25 No.96036

I don’t get why anyone would watch cartoon porn unless they’re a pedophile or into fucking animals. What is it that is getting you off that can’t be depicted in real life???

Just watch normal adults.

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:13:54 No.96037

https://files.catbox.moe/go5dxx.jpg

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:23:41 No.96038

cant do that because my six figures net worth are in stocks NOT cash

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:36:23 No.96039

https://files.catbox.moe/2gggpi.png

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:50:47 No.96040

i need sex with baby

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 15:55:04 No.96041

https://files.catbox.moe/b56o78.png

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 16:17:56 No.96042

moms getting on my back again to do something anything

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 16:21:56 No.96043

mom needs corrective snap

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 16:39:58 No.96044

hima hima himaaaaa

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:08:50 No.96045

nothing but a distant memory

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:09:53 No.96046

gaming

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:20:32 No.96047

https://files.catbox.moe/1ptuj3.webm

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 17:34:18 No.96048

pnig will get pardoned and hima will be back then we can return to the good ol days and live happily ever after

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 18:41:13 No.96049

im so disgusting

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 18:54:14 No.96050

sigh must be saturday everyones out clubbing

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:03:32 No.96051

>>96050
nah was tossing and turning all night and only started snoozing around 8am now im up

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:08:04 No.96052

well im glad youre here

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:26:31 No.96053

you shouldnt be

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:28:07 No.96054

gee i sure love when an rpg completely removes your ability to grind several saves before the big boss

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:34:36 No.96055

im here but got nothing to say

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:36:09 No.96056

same

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:41:07 No.96057

dont have anything to say either but that doesnt stop me from spewing garbage all over the board every ten minutes

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:47:30 No.96058

same Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 19:57:41 No.96059

i dont even have garbage to spew my mind is blank

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:00:10 No.96060

you have lost your humanity

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:11:04 No.96061

still havent finished ningen shikkaku

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:19:33 No.96062

gonno try eating one meal a day every other day

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:21:50 No.96063

grilled and ate the fish from yesterday he got the last laugh with all the extra forever chemicals i now have coursing through my veins

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:46:07 No.96064

nice flippin microplastics

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:46:22 No.96065

diamonds are forever

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:51:55 No.96066

woke up mornin hima

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:59:34 No.96067

whats hima

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:02:50 No.96068

thinkin its about bedtime for me although i made the mistake of having some coke so i dont know if ill be able to sleep

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:05:39 No.96069

heating up some slop mom put in a frozen bag before she went on vacation

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:06:57 No.96070

why havent i receive the party invitation yet am i being excluded again is that it

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:20:39 No.96071

yeah sorry bub

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:16:53 No.96072

going out with mom to the store in a while i was gonno quit blogging for a week to save money and delay painful and avoidable diseases but now im thinking of buying a mini keg and a frozen pizza and watching two or three movies

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:30:10 No.96073

gonno hasten painful and avoidable diseases

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:32:03 No.96074

fire up the nac and milk thistle

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:35:28 No.96075

ive got the first one but i havent tried taking it yet because i read it acts as a damage multiplier and gigapwns your liver if you take it after cracking or even the morning after

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:47:55 No.96076

not true thats a meme study done on rats that hasnt been repeated and it only became damaging when they gave them mega inhuman doses that you wouldnt realistically be able to even take

also they use it on people with acute liver toxicity in medical situations

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:53:54 No.96077

im mega inhuman

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 23:10:21 No.96078

whatever happened to blops guy

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 23:13:44 No.96079

he made it

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 23:31:01 No.96080

nah im still here i just stopped playing cod

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 23:59:33 No.96081

>>96080
what do you play now

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 00:06:07 No.96082

NOThing

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 00:23:03 No.96083

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1222158/married-bloke-beds-me-and-my-pal-in-our-school-uniforms/
phew nice

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:21:32 No.96084

little sluts

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:23:45 No.96085

vile hags

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:41:31 No.96086

the only frozen pizza on sale was digiorno which blows and the blog store closes at 9 on saturday for whatever insane reason assumed it had to be 10 and missed it by 5 minutes

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:47:56 No.96087

fuh lippin owned

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 03:15:55 No.96088

guess ill jerk around for a while and think of something to make for dinner

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 03:44:17 No.96089

tired of this life thing

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 04:03:19 No.96090

cant decide between bacon and cheese omelette or cheese omelette with sausage patties

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 04:04:09 No.96091

better err on the side of caution and go with the patties

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 04:36:27 No.96092

made some toast too

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 05:48:12 No.96093

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Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 05:52:15 No.96094

i still dont care about cookies blocked that for me

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 06:02:27 No.96095

>>96093
noscript blocks all this cool shite never even saw it

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 06:40:22 No.96096

only use ublock origin and decentraleyes

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 06:55:58 No.96097

cant believe youd just steal from hard working journalists like that

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 07:14:20 No.96098

for breakfast its bread mustard raw pork cheese and a cup of coffee

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 07:15:42 No.96099

nice flippin kraut

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 07:29:17 No.96100

havent gamed in 20 days sigh what the flip happened

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 07:31:40 No.96101

been building up my tolerance to spicy mustard

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 07:36:54 No.96102

havent gamed in nearly 12 hours

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 07:46:48 No.96103

think im almost near the end of this game but there were route choices so im gonno have to play again hope it has ng+ havent looked at any guides

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 08:01:02 No.96104

monad

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 08:17:18 No.96105

think ill nakedsnooze if its not too cold just turned the fan off

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 08:26:52 No.96106

nudesnoozed last night with the windows open

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 10:53:59 No.96107

on a train

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 13:06:13 No.96108

cant believe zelda freak glitcha became a vtuber

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 16:14:50 No.96109

bought a premade sandwich at a shop the visible ones looked good then the one the guy picked up had barely anything in it he turned it around to look quizzically at it probably because it just looks like a roll with NOThing on it from one side but then he gave it to me anyway and i was too pmb to ask for a different one

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 17:51:40 No.96110

rereading kurosawa

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 18:46:00 No.96111

thought mom was going somewhere today for most of the day and expected to have the house to myself sigh

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 18:46:47 No.96112

look on the bright side

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 18:52:15 No.96113

https://ota-ch.com/jp/src/1727014946840.jpg

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 18:55:48 No.96114

its NOT fair

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 19:07:15 No.96115

>>96113
Please stick it in mee wasnt expecting that

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 19:15:49 No.96116

>>96113
tired of being an ugly dumb loser

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 19:49:50 No.96117

>>96116
https://files.catbox.moe/xmb134.jpg

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 19:59:03 No.96118

listening to some smiledk

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:02:59 No.96119

sakuracon ikimasu

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:09:52 No.96120

feel like im overheating

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 20:53:56 No.96121

played a game but it was too casual to say i gamed

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:01:18 No.96122

woke up mornin ghoty

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:17:12 No.96123

guess ill watch one of those eye contact vids

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:17:16 No.96124

you cant just wake up at the same time every day

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:19:48 No.96125

why not its good for you

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:20:38 No.96126

woke up before noon 4 or 5 days last week couldnt keep it going though dont know why

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:22:28 No.96127

antisage

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:23:34 No.96128

didnt mena to sage

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:26:03 No.96129

read half a book today

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 21:37:35 No.96130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4bds0o6vr4

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 22:12:29 No.96131

>>96129
gz

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 22:35:46 No.96132

expresso machine is borked sigh had to use the french press for my mug of joe

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 22:36:36 No.96133

never drank beanjuice never will

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 22:53:17 No.96134

just get a pourover

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 23:40:30 No.96135

hate beetlejuice because when he appears he immediately cucks the ghost guy and even asks to his face if he can flip his ghost wife reminds me of that mormon speedrun teengirl at the con who got drunk and flipped two famous streamer guys nonstop for 48 hours when her 18 year old husband left the room

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 23:44:37 No.96136

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8uBNdyckxA

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 23:44:52 No.96137

hes pasted

Anonymous 09/22/24 (Sun) 23:49:55 No.96138

>>96135
wish i was there to flip her too

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 00:57:57 No.96139

starting to get nervous

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 01:05:10 No.96140

put your thumb in your mouth and blow hard like i told you before

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 01:16:18 No.96141

wonder if i have adhd

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 01:22:20 No.96142

>>96140
got something you can blow hard right here

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:02:34 No.96143

gaadyf

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:26:55 No.96144

gonno need some help with that one

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:27:46 No.96145

give it a second it took me a second too

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 02:31:37 No.96146

take into consideration my low iq

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 03:32:08 No.96147

want to make a blt but theres no l no t and no mayo

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 05:01:43 No.96148

tried to make mayo it didnt work out im just eating a b with mustard

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 05:05:08 No.96150

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9A7GTGSfrIU

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 05:06:49 No.96151

was that a trolling attempt i clicked but zogtube was very much available on my device

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 05:36:40 No.96152

starting to get cel blackpill vids in my tube recs again

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 05:52:39 No.96153

that doesnt normally work but on this ip it did only watched a few vids and it gave me a good one

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 05:59:03 No.96154

i prefer the term chaste

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 06:01:57 No.96155

feel like some of you will like it i never see shite in the recommended page its always empty but its topical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAi1SoyNUUw

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 06:04:55 No.96156

>>96131
ty

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:19:27 No.96157

ive got another confession to make

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:31:07 No.96158

what that your gay lol

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:35:07 No.96159

im your fool

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:40:08 No.96160

sigh the teens got that vid deleted i looked up before:2014 and everything

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 07:46:48 No.96161

found it on ia what a worthless faggot dave grohl is for flagging it

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:01:13 No.96162

which vid

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:04:40 No.96163

https : // archive.org/details/youtube-5vRlJrkxsqo

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:06:35 No.96164

never cared for that vid

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:08:51 No.96165

your iq is to high

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:14:57 No.96166

uh its still up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:22:13 No.96167

Video unavailable
This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:31:20 No.96168

ill dick around ill dick around

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:32:58 No.96169

>>96167
get owned foreignorm

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:37:51 No.96170

sigh hate when that kind of thing happens

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 12:55:21 No.96171

simply fire up mullvad

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 17:36:06 No.96172

eating potato sticks

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 18:09:29 No.96173

invaders coming soon im locking doors and setting up barricades

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 18:14:55 No.96174

go to the living room say hi and give them a firm handshake

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 18:21:10 No.96175

absolutely NOT

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 18:23:15 No.96176

what if its your potential future soulmate down there you never know when a chance encounter could change your life

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 18:39:31 No.96177

i wish that was what was happening its just the normlord forcing being a kike and trying to get out of replacing a 400 dollar overhead microwave by forcing his way in and physically confirming its broken instead of taking moms word

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 18:49:57 No.96178

why are there no gaycels but plenty of lescels

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 18:53:22 No.96179

die doublespace

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:08:50 No.96180

the problem is girls

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:26:57 No.96181

A fifth season of the anime was announced during the "Mixa Animation Diary 'Minami-ke' 20th Anniversary Tanabata Festival" event on July 7, 2024.

holy flip how did i NOT hear about this

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:40:34 No.96182

how cares about a 500th season of copypasted gook cartoon made in a vietnamese sweatshop

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:48:06 No.96183

anime has been so dependent to my happiness since my teens that i havent watched it in 2 years ive put it on a pedestal

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:48:30 No.96184

how indeed

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 19:56:40 No.96185

>>96183
ya but nows your chance it turn it around the good times are back

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 20:17:00 No.96186

i blinked and missed them

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 20:18:42 No.96187

uh ya it hasnt started airing yet

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 20:30:05 No.96188

feeling sick

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 20:54:31 No.96189

need to rape whos gonno volunteer

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 20:58:45 No.96190

woke up mornin guys drinkin some iced joe i prepared before i slept

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:00:58 No.96191

uh if youre going down the path of snap why does it have to be anyone here just go pick a girl

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:22:16 No.96192

think i left my door wide open with the trash pile and blog bag right there dont know if mom walked by sigh

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:23:46 No.96193

if you watch anime youre trans

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:32:00 No.96194

ya and

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:35:05 No.96195

trans rights

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 21:43:12 No.96196

https://files.catbox.moe/rlhrxl.webm

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 22:24:28 No.96197

>>96190
mornin

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 22:45:42 No.96198

gonno get some snacks

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 23:02:00 No.96199

sis baked a cake gonno give it a try

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 23:24:51 No.96200

playin turmoil p fun

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 23:29:04 No.96201

my life is turmoil

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 23:52:13 No.96202

mines uneventful

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 00:57:18 No.96203

owned myself again im so fried i walked past the blog section thought to myself id come back and grab some later got 15bux worth of snacks and only realized in the car leaving the parking lot that i never went back

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:14:08 No.96204

blogless nights

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:20:07 No.96205

hows that even possible for me the blogs are of the utmost priority in fact im gonna go get some right now

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:37:26 No.96206

and cracked

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:43:44 No.96207

fuck you cracker

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 01:45:06 No.96208

please dont fuck me

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 02:03:37 No.96209

only crack when i go to uncs havent bought any in months

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 02:18:02 No.96210

>>96205
dont know either i looked directly at what i was planning to get but then got distracted looking at the frozen pizzas may go out again tomorrow or just wait until fridey

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 02:58:47 No.96211

guess ill jo again

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:27:17 No.96212

air frying some spicy tendies

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:30:02 No.96213

would woh yhwy vfry air

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 03:46:10 No.96214

you need to wake mom up immediately and tell her youre having a stroke

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 04:47:52 No.96215

spent hours looking at all the cities on the silk road on google maps mindboggling how people have been continuously living in these huge historical cities for millennia

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 05:11:44 No.96216

just love the 9001 year old hustle and bustle

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 05:38:29 No.96217

mindblowing how much my muscles already grew lifting those 5 pound tardbells for only 2 weeks hope i can do a push up soon

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 06:15:25 No.96218

muscles havent grown at all ever ive got the arms of a 10 year old girl

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 06:19:29 No.96219

youll be a sitting duck for all the horny neets at the mansion

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 06:24:58 No.96220

same arms were nothing but fat and bone until a short while ago

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 06:37:34 No.96221

spermed

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 07:28:00 No.96222

guess ill try to snooze

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 08:40:50 No.96223

could barely lift 5 pound dumbbells when i was around 21 then i went to the gym for about eight months that was over a decade ago but ive kept some of the strength its kinda like it made my body change gears from teen to adult

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 08:43:02 No.96224

always been naturally huge and strong

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 08:47:55 No.96225

tard strength

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 12:21:51 No.96226

deleted my account

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 15:40:26 No.96227

crazy to think there are no gay neets or losers its almost as if not having to date women makes men more successful in life

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 15:44:29 No.96228

i jo off to cool stuff sometimes

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 16:39:05 No.96229

mom thought i was cool until i started buying and displaying figures of scantily clad shabs

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 18:07:18 No.96230

friezas cool but his brother is cooler

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 18:18:12 No.96231

Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 18:44:52 No.96232

something died in the crawlspace already knew about it last night but moms flipping out for me to do it before she gets home theres 3 post it notes on my door

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 18:55:04 No.96233

have you no pride as a home defender

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:10:43 No.96234

i dont have pride or honor

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:13:32 No.96235

wonder what became of calisthenics guy

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:20:26 No.96236

tinnitus getting extremely bad last few days

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:44:12 No.96237

its in the wall anyway wherever it is i cant get to it its just gonno reek for a few days

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:46:28 No.96238

craving alcohol

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:47:33 No.96239

fire up the prednisone

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:51:15 No.96240

had to go on a round of that once gained like 10 pounds

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 19:58:54 No.96241

fire up the ozempic

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:01:11 No.96242

>>96241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:10:32 No.96243

gonno mow im wired on normergy drinks

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:12:17 No.96244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVthcd9hqGY

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:22:08 No.96245

lucky theres a family guy

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 20:26:13 No.96246

im a family man

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:19:41 No.96247

woke up hey

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:20:55 No.96248

hey whats the plan today

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:24:13 No.96249

got half a gallon of iced coffee i prepared yesterday and some reefer gonna lie down and watch

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 21:41:04 No.96250

gth ganjanorm

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 22:10:57 No.96251

woke up showered made coffee ate some cake talked to mom for a bit watched some tv now im here ready to blog and do nothing

Anonymous 09/24/24 (Tue) 23:34:10 No.96252

travelled to the store and back

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 01:25:32 No.96253

miss the pnig hope hes doing ok

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 01:52:21 No.96254

prepped another half gallon

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 01:59:57 No.96255

sippin my coke zero

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:00:37 No.96256

coke zero gives you cancer

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:29:08 No.96257

>>96252
same my quest for the mini keg was a success it was more than i wanted to spend and cleared me out but there wasnt a pricetag and id have lost my place in line if i had put it back realized afterwards i probably cant drink any tonight because it was just on the shelf NOT in the cooler

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:33:51 No.96258

made a vow to never drink anything but water again

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:37:14 No.96259

pasted kegneet

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 02:39:49 No.96260

you should be drinking blood and milk not water

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 03:18:46 No.96261

had to take a shelf out of the fridge to jam it in dont know if i have the self control to be a good boy and save it for a weekend movie marathon

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 05:07:50 No.96262

ate tuna sandwich

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 05:13:16 No.96263

now im cravin one

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 05:25:48 No.96264

fire up the can opener

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:07:42 No.96265

due for a cut

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:12:13 No.96266

my can openers borked not that i have any tuna or bread

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:24:53 No.96267

uh how can a can opener be borked its basically a hunk of metal

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:28:21 No.96268

feel like id hate jap food they dont put enough sugar in anything and then you have vile shite like natto and dont get me started on those twig portion sizes

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:30:24 No.96269

uh japs love sugar in their food what the flip are you even on about

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:43:39 No.96270

woke brushed showered took 2.5 pills jod read shitted just about ready to start the day although ive got a headache and sore throat

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:43:43 No.96271

its NOT enough

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:53:05 No.96272

got that no father figure feel again

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:57:10 No.96273

went to piss pulled the elastic on my shorts forward with my thumb to let it dangle thumb slipped putting it back in and turned the waistband into a slingshot that hit my sack

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:57:30 No.96274

>>96267
was a little too eager to get into some peaches and done bent it

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 06:59:28 No.96275

>>96267
the cutting wheel can dull

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 07:23:44 No.96276

uh wheel you dont need that sissy crap

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 07:32:47 No.96277

thats irrelevant ive never bought a can opener ive just used whatevers been in the drawer my whole life and im answering with a point of failure

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 07:35:41 No.96278

eated some pasta instead

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 07:58:39 No.96279

snoozin

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 08:46:56 No.96280

gonno snooze too trying to fix my schedule

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:49:13 No.96281

>>96280
did it work

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 17:56:01 No.96282

sigh moms coming back tomorrow guess i better clean up

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 18:59:55 No.96283

strokinoff for dinner

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:00:37 No.96284

pic

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:04:02 No.96285

havent made it yet or gotten out of my chair thats just the plan

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:06:06 No.96286

thats why im registering my request in advance before its gone

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:10:24 No.96287

frighteningly large and fast bug flying around my room think i managed to trap it under a towel

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:24:30 No.96288

mom called and said she lost her car key at work and shes getting a ride home making extra cawfee to brace myself for the raging

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:32:38 No.96289

go walk to the store and grab a bottle of liquor before she gets home

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 19:44:57 No.96290

nah even if there were sidewalks it would take like 50 minutes that could be better spent anxious and jittery drinking a pot of breakfast blend in front of the rectangle

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:46:05 No.96291

wasnt that bad she told the secretary she lost it so itll probably turn up by the end of next week

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 22:24:03 No.96292

brain extra fried today cant even think properly

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 22:25:31 No.96293

woke up thinkin about quitting coffee

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 22:31:30 No.96294

Please stick it in meehe what took you so long to kick that toxic bean juice

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 22:34:18 No.96295

its one of the only things that bring me joy

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 01:57:47 No.96296

moms worried out of a sudden because im too colorblind even though it doesnt make any difference

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:11:16 No.96297

i need to rape

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:27:37 No.96298

you dont

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:40:48 No.96299

Please stick it in me

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:50:05 No.96300

>>96286
forgot sorry its gone

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 03:50:30 No.96301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKlv9B7lP5A

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 04:11:51 No.96302

why couldnt their fbi handlers groom them over discord into tracking down bank of america board members or insurance company ceos instead

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 04:15:43 No.96303

sore throat and headache getting worse think i might be sick

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 04:23:34 No.96304

its sick its piss

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 04:41:00 No.96305

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGMDjAs7oVQ

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 04:54:58 No.96306

eating jerky

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 05:13:20 No.96307

sweating even though it was just pepper flavored they really dumped it on

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 05:34:21 No.96308

its just flavor man stop sweating

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 05:36:05 No.96309

got something flavorful for you right here

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 05:54:46 No.96310

was a big fan of flavor blasted goldfish cheese pizza when they came out like 13 years ago

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:00:04 No.96311

mom wants me to go to the psychiatrist and get tested for tism

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:05:45 No.96312

thats NOT enough to get the big bux you have to go for something stronger

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:09:51 No.96313

>>96312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vjc1lt0IDA

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:30:18 No.96314

they havent admitted the vaccine autism link yet theres still time to get a diagnosis before it becomes clear everyone under 40 has it ten years from now

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:33:32 No.96315

if everyone else has it how come theyre allowed to have sex and im NOT

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:34:58 No.96316

didnt you get the memo being a virg is the norm for anyone under 35 now

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:38:11 No.96317

sis is under 35 and shes no virg

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:39:56 No.96318

uh i meant humans under 35 NOT women

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:41:07 No.96319

shes NOT getting flipped by 40 year old men

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:45:49 No.96320

have you asked her if shes open to it

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:54:32 No.96321

dont be gross

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 06:57:41 No.96322

didnt mean her opening i just meant is there room on the list for her opening for when i become the 40 year old virgin

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 07:01:09 No.96323

never watched

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 07:09:31 No.96324

theres no reason to ever watch i regret laughing at it without knowing it would be my life some day except without any of the perks and the happy ending

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 07:23:19 No.96325

isnt it too early to say

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 07:36:22 No.96326

hopefully but the last 10 years have passed in like 300 seconds and im way closer to it now than i was then

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:10:44 No.96327

you just need to get organizized

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:29:02 No.96328

im at the peak of my sexual powers

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 08:57:28 No.96329

i was already joing to insane shit i recorded on tape 20 years ago there was never hope for me

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:14:06 No.96330

but of a headache gonno snooze

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:29:26 No.96331

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9tuuznL1Y

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:43:46 No.96332

heard they based paul newmans character on neetblog

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:45:36 No.96333

i berieve it he doesnt give a fuck and it shows

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:47:00 No.96334

i was more talking about the scene where he eats 50 eggs

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:49:06 No.96335

how does that contradict what i said

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:50:06 No.96336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROTq6RE3Qk

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 09:52:02 No.96337

fuck you you little faggot

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:04:42 No.96338

more of a big faggot than a little one

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:06:16 No.96339

wish i was a faggot

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:08:34 No.96340

get into whatever teentube subculture that little guy is in and youll be one in no time

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:13:50 No.96341

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 10:45:57 No.96342

>>96341
nice i love tool

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 12:53:31 No.96343

todays off to a good start my favorite jidol has a hot new photoset

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 16:19:32 No.96344

hope its a nice jk

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 16:43:25 No.96345

cant sperm to jks anymore

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 17:26:25 No.96346

anyone know milks steam there is something i need to test

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:53:38 No.96347

accidentally liked some ai girls on twitter and now all my recommended posts are ai

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:57:45 No.96348

>>96345
same prefer jcs

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:59:09 No.96349

sicko

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 18:59:54 No.96350

sigh too many spicy tendies yesterday woke up with spicy bhole

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 19:02:16 No.96351

NOThin sicko simply look but dont touch

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 19:12:01 No.96352

package was estimated for wednesday but its been pushed to monday

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 19:42:02 No.96353

when im set to be executed i want it to be by hanging or firing squad NOT some friendish shite like an injection

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:01:33 No.96354

hanging seems scary just blindfold me give me a cig and count to 20

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:24:53 No.96355

how about a nice train

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 21:59:33 No.96356

got out of bed 3 hours ago and just turned the rectangle on

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:20:42 No.96357

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4SVUiVG8mg

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:25:22 No.96358

no i will NOT sign in to confirm im NOT a bot flip you zogtube

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:27:11 No.96359

was getting that last night

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 22:32:43 No.96360

its already gone they just want to flip with me the same way lately theyve been very obviously tampering with how much of a video is allowed to buffer because of my normfox user agent jokes on them ive got no life and NOThing but free time

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 23:03:05 No.96361

meds

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 23:11:46 No.96362

ate the last of my pasta

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 23:12:11 No.96363

the lasta the pasta

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 23:27:00 No.96364

came on myself not gonno clean it up

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 00:15:51 No.96365

why not

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:16:53 No.96366

made pasta and feasted it

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:27:24 No.96367

liking the new ios 18

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 01:59:37 No.96368

i may be a complete loser failure but im proud to say i dont give a single piss about cellphone operating systems or know what separates different versions from each other

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:16:01 No.96369

youre missing out

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:19:06 No.96370

love my huawei

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:20:24 No.96371

made 300 with sports betting

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:23:18 No.96372

hell ya good for you

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:37:53 No.96373

had the urge to buy a lotto ticket the other day and didnt do it bet i would have won something

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:45:16 No.96374

you missed out your real life was about to begin

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 02:58:37 No.96375

considering replaying sekiro

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:03:01 No.96376

you guys want to hear about my owgf

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:04:52 No.96377

>>96375
wanted to play that for the first time a few years ago but didnt want to get burned out right before elden ring but then i never played that either

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:15:23 No.96378

latenormed sekiro it rocked

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:16:03 No.96379

more like sequeero

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:25:09 No.96380

damn good game

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 03:37:46 No.96381

smells like ass in me room probably because ive been sitting bare assed on the chair sweating my balls off all day

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 04:51:26 No.96382

open up those windows get some fresh air in there

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 04:59:03 No.96383

i turned the ac fan on

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 05:17:36 No.96384

there was a new dwarf fortress release today considered downloading and playing some adventure mode

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 05:34:34 No.96385

stream

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 05:39:03 No.96386

only considered didnt do it

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 06:38:56 No.96387

eating pepperoni

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 07:31:32 No.96388

normburn

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 08:31:27 No.96389

ah the pepperoni

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 12:54:08 No.96390

Since I was unemployed, she told me my job was to check other streams to give her intel on what people were doing at certain times, to make sure she had the best outcome for her character.

sigh wish my job was to gather intel on other streamers for my streamer wife

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 15:27:41 No.96391

woke up too early some norms were yelling while doing yardwork somewhere

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 16:22:40 No.96392

invaders are coming later but mom will be home so im NOT too concerned

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 16:36:36 No.96393

might come later

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 18:01:14 No.96394

feeling very hungover but havent drank in a month

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 19:27:37 No.96395

snoozed for 6 hours yet im still tired as hell i had three cups of cawfee and took some vitamin b12 spray

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 19:33:46 No.96396

read the other half of that book im on a roll

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 19:42:09 No.96397

gth booknorm

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 19:46:06 No.96398

sigh youd like it too if you read it

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 19:57:36 No.96399

your first short story and your first short story in the same room

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 20:06:44 No.96400

>>96386
have you considered reconsidering

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 20:18:30 No.96401

eating some ham and cheese flavored chips or well chip adjacent snack itd be good if it wasnt so salty

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 20:41:37 No.96402

back from my business trip hb im pooped

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 20:58:35 No.96403

die businorm

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 21:12:10 No.96404

why would i die im at the height of my career

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 21:16:54 No.96405

snoozed for 12 hours

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 21:18:05 No.96406

hope you feel well rested and ready to take on the new day in a productive way

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 21:34:46 No.96407

you know it

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 22:06:04 No.96408

dont know if ive ever felt that way

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 23:21:11 No.96409

cooking a can of soup

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 23:22:34 No.96410

i never felt like

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 02:05:50 No.96411

just burned my forearm trying to get my tendiefries out of the air fryer sigh

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 02:51:44 No.96412

think ill teenshave and take a shower

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:30:50 No.96413

i did

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 03:54:14 No.96414

while the rest of you are getting kigged up on a fridey night im getting kegged up gave mom like 3 ounces in a glass shes already buzzed

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 04:29:37 No.96415

hell yeah

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 04:54:38 No.96416

made a pair of soft pretzels im thinking of going back for a third

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 06:56:28 No.96418

saw a printed pic of myself probably from 1996 i can understand why mom didnt abort me then but why didnt she do it by 120 months

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 07:13:27 No.96419

throat is still sore but it doesnt seem to be a cold

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 07:21:01 No.96420

also had some weird dreams last night

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 07:23:36 No.96421

feel like i had some of those this week but i never posted them even though i meant to and forgot

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 07:36:51 No.96422

well mine hasnt gone away for half a week

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 07:38:29 No.96423

oh you probably meant the dreams

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 08:24:48 No.96424

out of milk

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 08:34:29 No.96425

stopped dreaming a few months ago

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 08:35:45 No.96426

fire up the melatonin

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 09:09:04 No.96427

doesnt do piss if youre a blogger and or someone thats taken it heavily in the past

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 09:12:09 No.96428

fire down the blogs youre poisoning yourself

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 10:19:42 No.96429

https://files.catbox.moe/hr9yf0.jpg

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 12:05:57 No.96430

had a nightmare about spontaneously going on a sex tourist trip but forgot to turn off my location sharing and phone kept making me jump through more hoops to try to turn it off so at any moment mom was going to see my location

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 12:14:47 No.96431

uh dont tell me you normally have that on

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 12:31:05 No.96432

need mom to know my location at all times so she doesnt get worried

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 13:10:03 No.96434

browsed some questionably legal pixels

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:53:06 No.96435

closed over 300 tabs

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 14:58:16 No.96436

jc staph has 9 shows airing next season

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 16:11:33 No.96437

https://files.catbox.moe/kr0rtr.png

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 16:39:38 No.96438

shamiko

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 18:17:00 No.96439

sex sex sex sex sex sex i want sex

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 18:19:53 No.96440

slept from 6 to 2 then stayed in bed until 5 and slept again

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 18:22:48 No.96441

>>96439
well too bad

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 18:41:22 No.96442

wanted sex earlier today but NOT right now itll have to wait till tomorrow

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 19:02:52 No.96443

>>96432
met a girl years ago who had the same thing on her normphone it was so insane to me i stopped talking to her and never went back to take pics at that playground again

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 19:13:43 No.96444

woke up mornin

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 19:18:19 No.96445

big groan beat the game but it crashes before the credits so i cant go on to ng+

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 19:21:18 No.96446

can you change settings or go from fullscreen to window or is it NOT a graphical crash

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 19:30:20 No.96447

ive been trying different things for an hour or two done the last battle like 6 times

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 19:40:09 No.96448

sigh

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:05:28 No.96449

guess ill give up maybe try again tomorrow probably NOT

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:31:45 No.96450

watching some very talented young gymnastics

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:37:30 No.96451

too lazy to edge but also cant decide which tab to sperm to

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:44:27 No.96452

gotta say the best time in human history was probably between the fall of the berlin wall and 9/11

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:47:00 No.96453

been edging all day im something of an edge lord probably NOT gonno finish today

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 20:48:45 No.96454

missed 4 years of that time period due to NOT being born

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 21:20:42 No.96455

cleaned up the trash pile and the can pile tomorrow will be the laundry pile

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 21:26:45 No.96456

nice piles

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 21:29:19 No.96457

finished after all

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 21:39:33 No.96458

snarfed down a whole pack of ladyfingers

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 22:02:22 No.96459

choked myself while joing

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 22:10:55 No.96460

freak

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 22:12:36 No.96461

what about him

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 22:49:48 No.96462

watched a tuber while logged in and got a gift membership

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 23:07:22 No.96463

saw a cockroach in the kitchen now i will have to wait until mom wakes up in 12 hours to eat food

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 23:26:34 No.96464

home from dogwatching

Anonymous 09/28/24 (Sat) 23:44:35 No.96465

i need to be watched

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 00:19:58 No.96466

have tons of other bugs mice moles and voles but no penisroaches luckily

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 00:56:36 No.96467

https://files.catbox.moe/ayo7sc.jpg

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 01:10:49 No.96468

nice flippin scumblimp

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:13:06 No.96469

sigh wish that was me

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:46:55 No.96470

doh did something out of order on the computer and cant reverse it

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 02:50:05 No.96471

just uninstall and start all over again

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:02:01 No.96472

started talking to ai chatbots

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:03:29 No.96473

did that earlier this year and i regret it

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:22:03 No.96474

>>96471
doesnt work that way with bios flashing but it ended up NOT mattering also tarded out and ran the script with my own ip instead of the vpn even though it was running

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 03:34:29 No.96475

>>96469
we need to start along the path of making our wishes reality

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 04:22:14 No.96476

was gonno polish off that keg tonight but mom said she wanted to have some and if i get started i know in a few hours ill be trying to open it with a can opener to drink the last drops

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 04:45:45 No.96477

watching the new jontron

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 05:40:43 No.96478

its alright

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 05:51:17 No.96479

laid in bed for three hours trying to sleep but didnt manage to gonno eat some gsnaps and watch tv for a bit

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 06:00:26 No.96480

wasnt impressed

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 06:07:21 No.96481

can smell mom blazing ganja in her room

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 06:10:14 No.96482

might blaze it too

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 06:17:19 No.96483

told mom some flowers outside smelled like it earlier it was true i dont know why but they did

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 06:58:46 No.96484

grilled a cheese

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 07:24:36 No.96485

woke up major headache dreamed a weird dream but ive already forgotten it

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 07:31:22 No.96486

just remembered some of it

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 07:52:49 No.96487

any good

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 07:56:44 No.96488

ya but too involved to summarize

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 08:21:56 No.96489

guess ill snooze or at least try to

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 09:09:21 No.96490

finished makeine sigh they dont make ones like that very often

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 09:34:09 No.96491

looks like utter garbage

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 09:43:59 No.96492

accidentally learned more than i wanted to about periods today

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 09:49:51 No.96493

le periods meme

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 09:57:12 No.96494

thats why i dont wish i was a girl i just wish all gender roles were reversed

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 10:43:43 No.96495

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJtyMIk77qs

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 11:09:27 No.96496

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxO96kC0baE

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 11:21:18 No.96497

>>96491
you couldnt be more wrong

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 12:03:22 No.96498

ate some raw pork and raw onions on bread

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 12:49:28 No.96499

ordered a mousepad

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 13:40:04 No.96500

might be time to start a new gaem

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:21:14 No.96501

foot hurts how can i have what feels like joint pain where theres no joint

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:33:36 No.96502

patched the rom now i need to find my microsd reader so i can load it up

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:48:51 No.96503

dont think i can finish kai no kiseki before metaphor refantazio comes out but im gonno try

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 14:56:16 No.96504

found the reader loaded it up and what do you know my charger is broken at least thats the best case scenario since the alternative is that my ds is broken fml

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:06:14 No.96505

woke up too early and moms yapping on the phone in the other room my brain spent too long focusing on it and now i cant get back to sleep

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:14:35 No.96506

up and at em

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:21:06 No.96507

https://files.catbox.moe/4kf22f.jpg

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:25:41 No.96508

i need them to beat me to death

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:28:53 No.96509

are you wanna die

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:42:40 No.96510

eating sandwich

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 15:55:32 No.96511

phew damn good sandwich

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:07:23 No.96512

groan spent all of friday tired for this same reason snoozed hard yesterday now im looking at a repeat of two days ago

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:09:46 No.96513

got some pills that can help with that

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:18:06 No.96514

its NOT a question of pills its because my ac was off and i can hear all this normnoise thats been drowned out for 3 months

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:23:22 No.96515

have my fan running basically 24 7

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:25:58 No.96516

its NOT pointed at me just to clarify although ill do that too its for the noise id recommend getting one if you can

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:42:51 No.96517

nah just like my supposed blackout curtains that are practically see through i think ill just do NOThing and suffer unnecessarily for years

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 16:59:06 No.96518

blackout curtains arent natural youre supposed to sleep when its dark and wake up when its light

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:04:09 No.96519

eaten 18 ladyfingers so far today only have 6 left

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:05:20 No.96520

>>96492
what happened

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:06:05 No.96521

my existence isnt natural

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:26:40 No.96522

your existence is a gift to those around you

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:41:04 No.96523

you havent seen my post history

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:43:21 No.96524

sjws have been taking some huge losses lately i think we might finally be winning

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:44:55 No.96525

cant be worse than mine

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 17:57:15 No.96526

accidentally watched ep 12 instead of ep 11 of a show and didnt even NOTice until i got to the end and it gave off the feeling of being a last ep oops

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:05:44 No.96527

Uploading from IP addresses associated with the Tor network has been disabled.
sigh

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:11:21 No.96528

https://files.catbox.moe/ahwklc.webm

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 18:42:37 No.96529

starting to think my package thats estimated to arrive in under 24 hours but has only moved from japan to china might NOT actually arrive tomorrow but ill keep checking tracking every hour anyway

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 19:31:27 No.96530

made more cawfee still pissed off didnt plan to do too much anyway but its the point i shouldnt be this exhausted

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 19:44:06 No.96531

tried moving all the files to my pc and running it on an emulator there but still get a black screen

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 20:00:32 No.96532

woke up gave in and had a mug of iced joe sigh

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 20:07:46 No.96533

what do you mena gave in thats the perfect start to a beautiful day

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 20:09:16 No.96534

youre right Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 20:25:38 No.96535

cold brew would be better

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 20:41:19 No.96536

reading shounen manga

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 21:24:51 No.96537

i am the sword of my bone

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:32:21 No.96560

gonno save the new settled for later

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:42:05 No.96561

you cant keep watching that runeslop

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:55:42 No.96562

hello kitty woman has a new halloween decoration this year

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 22:59:04 No.96563

gonno try doing some data analysis on a pseudo random algorithm to try and find an edge

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:04:12 No.96564

how about you try sucking the shite outta me arse technorm

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:05:48 No.96565

breakfast was a cup of rice with 3 eggs lunch was a protein bar and dinner is just blogs

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:12:33 No.96566

went down to collect a package and there were a couple of things messing around arguing in the hallway outside my apartment by themselves

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:17:05 No.96567

is the package saga finally over

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:24:02 No.96568

made burgs and overcooked the flip out of them because i got distracted needed extra mayo lubrication

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:44:10 No.96569

took a shite

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:50:16 No.96570

never had a job wonder what its like

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:57:59 No.96571

sigh kris kristofferson died watched heavens gate and the sailor who fell from grace with the sea just this year

Anonymous 09/29/24 (Sun) 23:59:50 No.96572

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:04:05 No.96573

i feel like its either much easier or much worse than i think

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 00:40:06 No.96575

>>96567
its NOT over until we get an unboxing pic

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:08:32 No.96577

i need to be raped asap

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:10:07 No.96578

lets link up

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 03:56:10 No.96580

hāā

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 04:50:38 No.96581

guess ill plan to watch that ross next weekend ended up just watching old ones instead

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 04:56:18 No.96582

save it up for the next new one and have a double feature

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 04:59:17 No.96583

may i recommend the trackman canyon ep

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 05:06:34 No.96584

nah i have to assume another episode will never be made and nah even though thats a good one i rewatched black mirror quadralien and ive got half an hour left on veil of darkness

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 05:10:02 No.96585

think black mirrors gotta be my favorite dungeon

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 05:16:59 No.96586

its up there

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 05:41:57 No.96587

>>96567
my figs still havent arrived

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:20:18 No.96588

might go on a walk

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:29:36 No.96589

or so i would like but i cant leave the toilet for more than a few minutes

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:37:52 No.96590

have no need for a toilet ive got dozens of 12 ounce toilets on my floor just sitting in a pile

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:43:13 No.96591

erm

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:47:23 No.96592

its NOT just piss

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:54:12 No.96593

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=YWjnxuntenE

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:54:46 No.96594

virus

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 06:56:57 No.96595

ill slit my throat with a boxcutter if it pwns you thats a promise

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:13:07 No.96596

>>95726
holy piss i just realized i posted this 10.5 days ago when i checked again it felt like twenty seconds

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:28:53 No.96597

nice flippin element matrix usenet i2p youtube alternative

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:33:50 No.96598

it was age gated didnt want to do harm to any of my bros telling them to sign in to their friendgle accounts

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:34:59 No.96599

im signed in locked in and ready to be uploaded

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:37:08 No.96600

upload yourself into my ass at 400 Kbs

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:40:04 No.96601

would if i could

bitch

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:45:02 No.96602

i should watch that movie

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:52:25 No.96603

youll get around to it one of these days

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 07:58:59 No.96604

just ctrl sd the magnet itll happen sooner than you think

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 08:00:47 No.96605

>>96598
uh do you NOT ytdlp vids to watch em

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 08:05:23 No.96606

uh ya but how is that relevant to linking a vid on a webzone like this one in the mansion i wont need to post links to mirrors ill just upload it to the ftp and post in the intranet hexchat that i did where we all have anonymous usernames

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 08:10:19 No.96607

you can just use a userscript to bypass age verification you know

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 08:12:19 No.96608

nice skiddy

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 08:13:33 No.96609

>>96607
die hacknorm

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 09:34:40 No.96610

cant even print("hello world")

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:28:27 No.96612

u mena (format t "hello world")

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 12:44:49 No.96613

nice lisper

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:34:51 No.96614

https://files.catbox.moe/nfkgnn.jpg

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 15:39:09 No.96615

how come chris gets to live a happy life having sex with his gf in finland but i have to be cel

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 16:22:53 No.96616

cracked fryin up a feast gonno watch some anime

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 16:47:05 No.96617

phew feasted good got a log of marzipan coated in chocolate i might crack open later

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:26:22 No.96618

>>96615
because your inhib is too high you need to put your whole life on display on social media like chris and all the other norms then a foid will see your profile and beg to be with you like what happened with t and his indonesian fiancée

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:31:59 No.96619

can i skip that and just have a girl who wants to have sex with me but NOT pry into any part of my private life and personality

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:50:40 No.96620

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 17:54:33 No.96621

crying

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:02:16 No.96622

https://files.catbox.moe/3ew0gm.jpg

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:18:33 No.96623

woke up drooling on myself

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:45:13 No.96624

>>96614
are marriage licenses public record there im probably gonno tardlaugh hard at the absurdity of life upon seeing one

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:48:22 No.96625

had a dream recently where i woke up but in my half awake trying to still sleep state i kept drooling on my mattress so id adjust my head but eventually move back only to land back on the same wet spot because my mattress is tiny it probably wasnt a dream though

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:55:14 No.96626

>>95771
ordered some

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:55:39 No.96627

weird thing to dream aboot

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:57:59 No.96628

my mining level is now 74

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 18:59:50 No.96629

stream

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:16:04 No.96630

shouldntve cracked sore throats coming back

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:32:57 No.96631

eating blogna cheese raw onion mustard bread

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:36:53 No.96632

and by bread i mean baguette would rather have it on a roll this isnt very convenient

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:43:26 No.96633

crying gonno have to make a phone call the touch tone menu isnt working

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:55:17 No.96634

just ask mom to do it

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 19:58:45 No.96635

i was too lazy to fill out the form that would let her

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:01:35 No.96636

finished giji harem it was good havent watched a romance comedy that wasnt a romcom in a while wonder when its gonno be my turn to experience a pure lighthearted teen romance

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:03:12 No.96637

uh dont tell me youre calling a doctor you could simply NOT call and youll end up better off than letting one of those quacks get their hands on you

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:10:50 No.96638

woke up havin a mug of iced joe and some medicine

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:40:59 No.96639

went to ota the other day and saw some guy spamming about his gf much to the annoyance of the other users it brought a wry smile to my face and reminded me of some good times

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:44:18 No.96640

i post on ota every single day

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:44:23 No.96641

>>96637
NOT a doctor but luckily it was a woman so i was able to verbally abuse her with confidence i also put her on hold and made her wait for me

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:46:13 No.96642

you bastard

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:51:18 No.96643

>>96639
that was just me and one other guy

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 20:52:13 No.96644

that or that was you

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:26:34 No.96645

my favorite mochi ice cream was on sale bought two boxes

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:27:01 No.96646

>>96640
me too i love ota

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:32:57 No.96647

i wouldnt go that far

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:35:30 No.96648

wonder when im gonno grow up and graduate to larger than a twin mattress

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:38:09 No.96649

cant imagine ever going back to a narrower mattress even though im the only one that will ever be sleeping on it

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 21:38:36 No.96650

mom wont stop complaining about how my beds top mattress is larger than the bottom mattress and overhangs a little

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 22:00:36 No.96651

reading swamp thing

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 22:05:02 No.96652

oh piss just realized what tomorrow is thats another month down the drain

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 22:14:21 No.96653

ready for spooktober

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 22:41:01 No.96654

flippin hate halloween wouldnt mind it if people hadnt recently made it a big deal because corpos want to make it a month long thing to sell more themed garbage to braindead double digit iq norm consumers

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 22:43:46 No.96655

same never cared about any holiday normvents wish they all didnt exist so i didnt have to deal with the norm shite surrounding them

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 22:46:30 No.96656

sigh he loved halloween

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 23:05:46 No.96657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwDJbvfitiM

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 00:15:45 No.96658

but only because of the sexy ladies

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 00:52:48 No.96659

sigh miss my friend boles

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 01:16:53 No.96660

remembered im a shaking scared faggot who cant talk

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 01:19:50 No.96661

love mapling with the boys

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 01:39:03 No.96662

>>96660
same

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 01:46:36 No.96663

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbsG-0_zA-s

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 02:29:13 No.96664

talk to mom all the time im a big man behind my keyboard or when NOT leaving the house

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 03:14:37 No.96665

ended up with hundreds of tabs again getting overwhelmed

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:06:14 No.96666

stop using browsers with tabs i recommend surf browser

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:10:31 No.96667

might swap to lynx to try and curtail my aimless browsing

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:11:56 No.96668

NOT enough of a gay hipster for suckless

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:34:42 No.96669

forgot i made extra burgs yesterday

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 05:10:40 No.96670

>>96652
REALLY forgot what it is i never remember whats on october 1st until i f5

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 05:14:23 No.96671

Please stick it in mee same

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 05:37:05 No.96672

woke up feel like ive got a mild fever sore throat headache again and just when i thought id recovered

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 06:07:18 No.96673

dropped my baguette on the frankly quite filthy floor but picked it up in under 5 seconds so its fine

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 07:08:44 No.96674

think mom woke up im cancerwaving that burg anyway

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 07:49:36 No.96675

was ok but remembered something and now im feeling awful hopefully it will go away soon

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 07:52:33 No.96676

im writing you a prescription for 4000ccs of blogs ingested orally

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 09:14:17 No.96677

guess ill snooze

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 09:38:52 No.96678

watched the trackmania ross

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 10:05:29 No.96679

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow97AO_uQKM

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:02:02 No.96680

mom didnt pay the internet bill for two months again so now im on the neighbors wifi nice

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 12:20:35 No.96681

read the words neat blogs in a sentence out in the wild and did a double take then cracked a wry grin

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:35:21 No.96682

im a neat blog

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 15:36:31 No.96683

this guy on discord said his internet was down all weekend and verizon told him it could take 7 more days to fix

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 17:00:10 No.96684

die cordnorm

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 17:53:44 No.96685

new ross

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 17:57:35 No.96686

norm game news

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 18:47:35 No.96687

damn good news

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 18:51:23 No.96688

>>96680
too beta to try that even though i know no ones ssid i can see to connect to would ever check or notice an extra connection on their router

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:00:25 No.96689

might just throw my old piss bottles outside in a random direction at night

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:38:47 No.96690

been planning to do that on a rainy night because im too scared to open them in an enclosed space but i always forget

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:45:53 No.96691

they will triangulate the piss coordinates

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 19:47:00 No.96692

im isoceles

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:11:02 No.96693

my real life is beginning i might NOT be able to post here much longer

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:12:42 No.96694

what happened

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:19:49 No.96695

gaj

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:20:59 No.96696

what kind of job

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:22:11 No.96697

nice try NOT letting turt dox me

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:23:52 No.96698

is cam still with us

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:27:39 No.96699

cant believe turt seki and nb are all dead but freak is still alive

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:35:53 No.96700

>>96698
he is

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:36:41 No.96701

uhh someone just mentioned using discord to talk to other likeminded norms a few posts ago theyre still alive and well sadly

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:38:11 No.96702

ate some chocolate coated marzipan

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:44:09 No.96703

>>96701
i just assumed it was that other guy

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:52:37 No.96704

>>96701
he was talking about a separate discord from the discord turt is in

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 20:54:28 No.96705

you would know

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:11:28 No.96706

i would

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:14:46 No.96707

always fantasised about joining that discord and making friends but was too scared in the end

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:22:06 No.96708

getting angry

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:22:58 No.96709

nice angernorm

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:25:53 No.96710

>>96707
you made the right choice by not joining

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:42:25 No.96711

my favorite japanese crossdresser said their doctor diagnosed mild thyroid disease and ordered stop having sex for a month

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:48:55 No.96712

nice flippin cool

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:02:52 No.96713

insane how as im sitting here trying to figure out how to set wifi up 4 brand new ssids a dash cam one called van wifi my_chevy and my_vw showed up and when i looked outside there were 3 cars parked at a house across the street why are the norms okay with this

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:08:20 No.96714

beat norms rape norms murder norms

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 00:16:57 No.96715

feasted on the thighes of a fowle

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 00:30:01 No.96716

>>96713
can you get some sexy lady cams and share with your bros thanks

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:27:06 No.96717

id be surprised if i was even able to connect to me own wifi by the end of the night

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:43:57 No.96718

im imtard

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:46:22 No.96719

playing throne and liberty crying this is it my real life has begun

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:14:02 No.96720

nice asmon andy bandwagoner

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 02:34:52 No.96721

played for 10 minutes might give it a go later

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 03:09:18 No.96722

already absent mindedly failed nojo earlier might as well get it all out of my system and try again

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 03:17:38 No.96723

havent jod since last thursday

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 03:29:55 No.96724

>>96719
that game is shite

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 03:42:30 No.96725

uploaded a selfie when making my t&l character

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:21:02 No.96726

tard and loli

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 05:12:51 No.96727

i deserve sex

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 05:53:00 No.96728

gave up trying to be a technorm for tonight ill try again tomorrow after doing some reading

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:05:58 No.96729

i dont deserve sex

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:51:40 No.96730

heard turt got flooded away

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 06:53:12 No.96731

who gives a fuck about that faggot

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 07:36:37 No.96732

watching the deus ex ross

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 08:12:37 No.96733

never watched it all because i never played it to the end

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 09:29:49 No.96734

close to cacking me slacks in anger after reading several years of anidb charts

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 09:36:02 No.96735

so fried i dont even remember what the other chart site was called but i do remember when you still saw reasons NOT to kill yourself in 201*

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 10:12:45 No.96736

feel like going to japan and singing death metal at small karaoke

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 14:41:51 No.96737

why

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 15:09:05 No.96738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1mWX4fu3sQ

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 15:11:00 No.96739

hope you mean chartfags den of lesbian enterprise

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 15:22:00 No.96740

think i might be addicted to porn

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 15:27:55 No.96741

also think i might have arthritis or something

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 15:50:40 No.96742

edged or gooned as the kids call it these days for an hour and a half time to take a break

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 16:55:04 No.96743

break time is over

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 18:04:55 No.96744

jod

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 19:29:28 No.96745

woke up read my news they took the soytch emulator that was supposed to be the most accurate down NOT like ive used it

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 19:38:37 No.96746

would buy a switch if i was rich ill admit there are several games id like to play but that is NOT for proletarian scum like me

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 19:50:51 No.96747

if the normulator could run them as of yesterday you dont need to buy one it says it ran 82 percent of the library

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 19:52:19 No.96748

its just NOT the same

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 19:56:31 No.96749

>>96746
but the soytch is the cheapest console

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:00:16 No.96750

doubt theres any difference and if there is i dont care because i have no nostalgia for post 6th gen consoles

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:05:30 No.96751

never saw the need for anything more than my trusty wii u

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:09:54 No.96752

>>96749
ya but then one would need to buy the games too

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:12:17 No.96753

mom has this little plastic rectangle in her wallet and if you type in the numbers on the front all games become free

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:13:24 No.96754

never owned a pee ew last console i owned was a wii although i dont have it anymore currently the most recently console i own is my trusty og ds still have the blue one i got when it was first released but also a silver one i bought later just in case since my original one has a slightly loose hinge and i dont want it to break theres a game i want to play on it now but the charger isnt working ordered a new one off ali express which should arrive next week i hope

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:30:35 No.96755

shipment from japan has been stuck in china since sundey

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:33:56 No.96756

didnt like when they introduced shoulder buttons to handhelds they dont work on my old gba gba sp or ds light

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:38:18 No.96757

works on my machine

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:47:39 No.96758

according to wikipedia there was less than 4 years between the gba and ds but nearly 20 years between the ds and now that cant be right

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 20:51:20 No.96759

didnt each much then drank 1.5 liters of blogs then started eating some bread and meat now ive got normburn

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:06:01 No.96760

bought some marzipan nuggets theyre good

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:15:52 No.96761

bought a kilogram log of blogna last week its NOT particularly good but ive been slowly eating it

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:19:23 No.96762

https://files.catbox.moe/ewjjb7.mp4

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:31:49 No.96763

wish i could goon on demand as they call it instead of needing to wait at least a couple days usually more after sperming used to yank it twice a day and feel great each time i guess this is just part of getting older in five ten years i might NOT even be able to do this much

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:56:08 No.96764

yank it twice or thrice a day most days and dont feel great dont think thats supposed to become a problem until your 40s

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 21:59:47 No.96765

the blonde chipotle girl was covered in tattoos and she called me babe

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 22:11:10 No.96766

if shes also a single mother this could be your chance to step up to the plate

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 22:49:57 No.96767

my mining level is now 75

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:06:24 No.96768

my bhole is now itching

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:34:20 No.96769

gratz

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:36:47 No.96770

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:39:31 No.96771

sick and tired of being a nigga

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:01:22 No.96772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkuM1wSH5hI

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 00:37:25 No.96773

gambled and lost

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:24:09 No.96774

the gambler

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:56:38 No.96775

im one of the last surviving otaku neets of my generation

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:59:00 No.96776

ran out of ram while joing forgot to sperm also forgot until just now that i posted this yesterday >>96722

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:09:19 No.96777

download more ram

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:23:56 No.96778

that wasnt the issue ive got plenty i just forgot to continue after my concentration was broken

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:34:07 No.96779

im tord

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:52:09 No.96780

lil bro called me otaku today in a derogatory way

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 02:53:37 No.96781

rape him

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 03:07:43 No.96782

hit my bloody roids with some baby powder now im eating pepperoni

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 03:44:04 No.96783

pretty good initially bought it over a week ago to make a pizza since it was cheaper than the pre sliced but ended up just eating it dunked into a jar of mustard every day since

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 03:58:23 No.96784

feeling good

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 04:57:30 No.96785

what happened to that bald psychopath that ate raw testicles

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 04:58:38 No.96786

forecast says its in the 40s out but even with both windows open all night its only in the 60s inside

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 05:11:57 No.96787

always forget about the 100+ degree box on my table generating heat 24/7 when i read the weather

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 05:17:42 No.96788

thats been off all night

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 05:40:42 No.96789

deep red marks on my neck might NOT be able to go outside today

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:05:02 No.96790

my ass is a gods damned war zone with all these roids

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:06:02 No.96791

nice roid rager

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:20:30 No.96792

kill me just kill me

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:24:44 No.96793

grocery store already selling christmas goods like santa cookies

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:39:23 No.96794

changed my sheet time for snoozin

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:41:41 No.96795

never change my sheets or at least very rarely

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 06:47:07 No.96796

if i didnt sleep noticeably better the first night i wouldnt do it either but there is a difference so i do it about once a month

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 07:01:51 No.96797

dont NOTice any difference when mom washes my sheets

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 07:26:58 No.96798

weeping tnl is so beautiful but its down for maintenance sigh guess ill cum

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 07:38:32 No.96799

liquid shit rn

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 08:18:34 No.96809

>>96764
well ya im capable of doing it three or four or more times a day it just doesnt let me enter the same mindzone as when i wait a few days and starts to hurt after the second or third

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 09:18:41 No.96810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSuOkob8354

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 12:57:32 No.96811

should i fire up the new mmo

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 13:41:23 No.96812

hope these ropemarks go away soon i can hide them if i wear a scarf but its NOT quite cold enough to justify that

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 14:03:26 No.96813

nice roper

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 14:07:03 No.96814

there is NOThing nice about the things i do to myself

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 14:30:21 No.96815

you cant go to gensokyo yet

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 14:33:31 No.96816

im going straight to shin jigoku

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 15:01:34 No.96817

dont know whats worse the fact they keep churning out danmachi seasons even though it hasnt been worth watching since the first or second or the fact that i keep watching them anyway

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 15:25:06 No.96818

havent finished last season but im already loading up on this seasons rss feeds

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 16:19:24 No.96819

never used rss whats it like

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 16:24:15 No.96820

i just copy the link into qbittorrent

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 16:47:31 No.96821

eating sausage didnt cook it well enough so its still a bit cold on the inside

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 16:57:26 No.96822

little toe is numb again

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 16:59:02 No.96823

youre gonno get brain eating parasites or something to that effect

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 17:10:17 No.96824

pretty sure theyre already cooked i could eat them cold if i wanted

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 17:32:19 No.96825

chink normbor being loud as flip dont appreciate being forced to hear that wretched language

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 17:49:36 No.96826

sigh out of sweet treats

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 17:54:34 No.96827

im baby boy

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 18:02:39 No.96828

love when a show has the dramatic reveal in the form of text on the screen but its NOT even translated because good subs are dead

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 18:18:05 No.96829

wish i had a nice chink gf to ching chong at me

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 18:29:37 No.96830

its NOT that great

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 19:15:05 No.96831

oh really what do you know about it

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 19:45:43 No.96832

watched the first ep of the uzumaki animation dont know what i was expecting the black and white was a good choice but the animation style is terrible reminds me of aku no hana

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 19:54:11 No.96833

ate chocolate

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:01:13 No.96834

lucky

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:15:20 No.96835

new fishing anime but it stars a loser male adult instead of a collection of cute schoolgirls whats the point

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:23:45 No.96836

sounds good i am an adult loser male thats going fishing in a few days

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:29:13 No.96837

looking forward to the pics of your catches

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:37:17 No.96838

normruto

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:40:50 No.96839

finally got around to reading naruto a couple years ago but didnt finish since the arc was dragging on forever and id forgotten what was going on

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 20:54:16 No.96840

accidentally saw some ai art

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 21:21:38 No.96841

woke up hey ghoty

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 21:24:34 No.96842

die

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 21:27:11 No.96843

fireworks

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 21:33:42 No.96844

gonna game

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 21:40:13 No.96845

stream

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 21:41:10 No.96846

trying to talk mom into going to the store so i can buy blogs and frozen pizzas since i dont want to go out on the weekend

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 21:42:35 No.96847

mom tricked me into getting delivery once

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 22:54:44 No.96848

rubbing my penis

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 23:22:33 No.96849

earlywoke because someone opened my door and mom and sis were screaming in the living room while watching masterchef

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 23:49:15 No.96850

got blogs and two pizzas also traded in a lotto ticket for another one i told myself NOT to but the girl asked and i said ya

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 23:52:43 No.96851

mowed the yard while listening to a nice tuber stream

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 00:11:31 No.96852

youre a disgrace and an embarrassment to the mowing trade

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 00:16:24 No.96853

never mowed whats it like

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 00:31:52 No.96854

same as any other yardwork except you dont have to keep bending over to pick anything up and a machines doing the work

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 00:34:00 No.96855

wish i had a cute sis to watch masterchef with

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 00:44:15 No.96856

have to push the mower and bend over to pick up sticks

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 00:46:08 No.96857

>>96852
flip you im never making another mowing post again

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 01:20:25 No.96858

im a professional at bending over

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 02:19:23 No.96859

broke even for the second time in a row i was wrong here >>96373 it would have lost im gonno trade it in again for another 10 dollar one eventually and keep it rolling hell ya

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 02:38:42 No.96860

cummed in my palm to keep it contained but then stretched my arm and spilled cum all over my chest

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 02:51:07 No.96861

loadbrag

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 03:04:21 No.96862

https://files.catbox.moe/6h487p.jpg

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 03:25:28 No.96863

youre not gonna wanna click that

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 03:26:24 No.96864

dont know what i want to eat the eggs were best by today so maybe that

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 03:41:06 No.96865

feasted on a big ol bowl of curry and now its time to game hard

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 03:42:05 No.96866

should have listened

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 03:52:31 No.96867

its just some hair

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 04:23:05 No.96868

made sausage egg and cheese on toast

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 04:53:57 No.96869

just realized i missed an epic opportunity to change a handwritten sign on the gas pump earlier to cheapest gapes in the city instead of cheapest vapes kind of like how the kids change speed limit signs to say pee limit

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 05:46:45 No.96870

never had the urge to commit vandalism

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 05:49:38 No.96871

i have when the gas pump starts blaring ads

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 05:50:33 No.96872

ordered a nice burg and small fries and onion rings gonno eat while inwatch the division ross

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 05:57:48 No.96873

>>96870
its a victimless crime if its funny

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 06:14:55 No.96874

uh ordered i hope youve got a tugboat in a european country pulling a stunt like that

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 07:17:02 No.96875

whats inwatch

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 07:27:20 No.96876

i watch

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 08:10:53 No.96877

if i look at myself and where i was 2 years ago at this time id say im in exactly the same place except much fatter and less willing to change anything

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 08:49:18 No.96878

im the exact opposite Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 09:02:43 No.96879

we traded places just like in that movie trading places

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 09:15:34 No.96880

is that the one about the estranged twin sisters

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 09:18:29 No.96881

package that was supposed to arrive monday has been stuck in china all week

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 10:13:09 No.96882

bought a 300 gram chocolate and cookie bar

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 10:20:05 No.96883

speaking of grams the girl at the blog store had one of those mylar bags on the register and it had handwriting on it i should have called 911 and reported the drugs

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 11:40:33 No.96884

speaking of grams my remaining one is starting to have real mobility issues and landed in the hospital recently doubt shell be around much longer

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 11:50:57 No.96885

sigh he loved his gram

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 14:26:29 No.96886

raging

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 15:32:46 No.96887

eating sandwich bottom to top butter salt salami cheese onions paprika mustard

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 15:45:01 No.96888

phew damn good although the bread irritated the roof of my mouth might make aNOTher with blogna and different cheese later

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 15:47:32 No.96889

thinking about a time i embarrassed myself and by a time i mean earlier today

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 15:54:51 No.96890

and by earlier today i also mean in the near future since i need to take care of the mess i made by being retarded

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 16:22:22 No.96891

swore off blogs again yesterday but im feeling like i need to crack

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 16:41:02 No.96892

lol seki just linked this shit on the cord

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 16:46:51 No.96893

raid

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 17:09:19 No.96894

i need to be killed

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 17:20:31 No.96895

get in line buddy

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 17:22:07 No.96896

fine well hurry up with it then

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 17:40:17 No.96897

https://files.catbox.moe/z15i00.jpg

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 18:07:27 No.96898

watching the anime about the guy with no friends who gets transported to a fantasy land the subtitles translated gyaru to valley gal

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 18:08:34 No.96899

whats wrong with that

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 18:12:22 No.96900

just found it amusing thats all

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 18:50:35 No.96901

wish i knew a gyaru or even several

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 18:54:55 No.96902

what about sis

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:02:21 No.96903

https://files.catbox.moe/4og85p.webm

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:05:42 No.96904

seeing how popular anime about loser men are i should just put a camera in my room and let people watch me

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:07:30 No.96905

uh ya ive been telling you to stream for years

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:10:48 No.96906

do you think any little girls will watch

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:11:30 No.96907

i wish to be the little girl and i would watch

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:18:11 No.96908

>>96903
translate it waps

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:19:34 No.96909

something about masturbation and hurry up and get out of here i dont know

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:29:40 No.96910

youre the worst
enemy of women
i dont even want to see your face
hurry up and get out of my sight

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:31:02 No.96911

ate hamburger and fry

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:31:37 No.96912

close enough thought i heard onani

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:32:07 No.96913

eating sandwich numero dos

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:54:46 No.96914

left my door wide open again

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 19:58:10 No.96915

live in a one room apartment now only doors are the entrance and the bathroom

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 20:07:17 No.96916

woke up hows it hangin guys

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 20:15:15 No.96917

NOT so good still cant go outside

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 20:27:06 No.96918

occasionally get reminded of the quantity of hate i hide in my heart

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 20:44:17 No.96919

gonna game vigorously once again today

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 20:51:24 No.96920

what game

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 20:59:48 No.96921

tnl

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 21:01:09 No.96922

dont know what that is

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 21:16:38 No.96923

throne and liberty

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 21:21:09 No.96924

looks like some gook shite

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 23:12:04 No.96925

spilled powdered sugar all over my crotch and it got on my mouse and keyboard too

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 23:39:46 No.96926

the only way i could see that happening is if youre posting from a laptop in bed and the mouse and keyboard are at crotch level

Anonymous 10/04/24 (Fri) 23:47:37 No.96927

no the powdered sugar was all over my fingers by that point which spread it

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 00:40:05 No.96928

ated too much falling asleep sitting upright

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 01:28:35 No.96929

guess ill jo and get it all out of my system before monday

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 01:45:12 No.96930

cant cum the normal way anymore

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:07:27 No.96931

woke up

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:08:34 No.96932

he tried to do the hug with me

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:12:18 No.96933

talked about getting married with my japanese gf in my japanese apartment while she ate her japanese dinner of champon and i studied japanese on my phone since i always 早食い

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:19:42 No.96934

https://files.catbox.moe/5x27uq.jpg

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:22:24 No.96935

thats a man

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:22:39 No.96936

i flipped her she has been flipped

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:33:33 No.96937

turning 33 soon and my life is as stagnated and worthless as it was at 20 25 30 and probably 35 Please stick it in meehe

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:38:43 No.96938

no big deal time flies when youre having fun

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 02:56:28 No.96939

i died at 12

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 04:00:57 No.96940

wish my drunk self wasnt such a tard

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 04:07:09 No.96941

my future self might have some regrets in life

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 04:16:21 No.96942

but then again too few to mention

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 04:23:45 No.96943

my only regret on my deathbed will be not sperming enough while i still had the chance

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 04:30:53 No.96944

cant figure this techshite out my iq is just to low it seems simple enough from the guides i found and i think im close to figuring it out but im giving up like ive done with so many other things in life

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 04:53:07 No.96945

package finally moved

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 05:02:37 No.96946

where did it go

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 05:11:46 No.96947

i dont know it just says departed hub probably on a boat or something

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 05:15:26 No.96948

rope mark fading think ill be able to pretend its something else by monday

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 05:44:22 No.96949

that pizzas calling my name from the freezer but i dont want to waste it without something to watch

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 05:52:36 No.96950

well youre in luck the new season just started and its lookin good

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 05:53:40 No.96951

i dont deserve anime

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 05:59:06 No.96952

yes you do

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 06:27:34 No.96953

woke up from a nap that i took

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 06:29:17 No.96954

did you remember to put it back

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 06:40:02 No.96955

you dont even think to call me godfather

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 06:51:51 No.96956

couldnt resist made that pizza dont feel right starting that ross so ill just rewatch one

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 07:01:12 No.96957

pic

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 07:19:12 No.96958

gone it was a newmans supreme if you want a visual reference

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 07:48:24 No.96959

normans supreme

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 08:11:35 No.96960

i like thin crust

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 08:21:39 No.96961

used to like rising crust frozen pizzas but theyd make me feel like shite for a full day after snarfing one down whereas with thin crust im generally fine once i wake up NOT that it matters now since i dont have an oven anymore

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 08:38:14 No.96962

havent had pizza in about a year

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 08:43:54 No.96963

id rather be dead

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 08:50:30 No.96964

i deserve to be dead

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 09:12:44 No.96965

well ya all homo sapiens do same with the other offshoots we have to pretend are human like homo erectus and mexicans but itll come in due time

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 10:06:39 No.96966

mom was bitching about me taking the air conditioners out tomorrow told her id get to it eventually

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 10:08:41 No.96967

im homo erect

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 10:25:33 No.96968

its a shame im too ugly and weird to ever be human and have girls attracted to me but who cares were freaks

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 10:55:42 No.96969

jod safely

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 11:17:23 No.96970

ate a darn good sandwich but now im out of bread almost out of mustard also out of milk might have to get supplies

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 11:50:02 No.96971

>>96946
dubai

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 12:49:43 No.96972

https://files.catbox.moe/9v0v5o.jpg

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 13:46:54 No.96973

keep flip flopping between being too warm and being too cold

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 14:10:55 No.96974

mousepad arrived its NOT much better than the sponge i was using before since it still just slides around on the table

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 14:21:30 No.96975

tired for no reason

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 14:46:27 No.96976

jod again in an attempt to wake up

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 14:48:44 No.96977

using one of those free tiny mousepads that companies give away with their logo on

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 14:57:14 No.96978

had two of those but NOT anymore due to some circumstances it was a million times better than this piece of junk

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 15:03:20 No.96979

thinkin about pnig hope hes doing ok

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 15:18:16 No.96980

im glad hes gone

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 15:41:33 No.96981

weird how can i be tired when i spent almost all day yesterday in bed then stayed in bed late today and havent done anything but sit in my chair and lie down and more maybe i need to get some more rest wouldnt want to overexert myself

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 15:59:19 No.96982

thinking about meow meow pussy

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 16:05:43 No.96983

got nyan.swf stuck on my head again wish i knew what it was actually from

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 16:08:34 No.96984

mom said i need to exercise a bit to have more energy but i dont like any sports that involve other people or balls or the gym maybe i should start boxing seems fun

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 16:19:17 No.96985

ill be the punching bag

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 16:39:09 No.96986

sometimes in the kitchen ill randomly catch a whiff of extreme mold like when you open a cupboard that you left potatoes in for a few months but im NOT sure what its coming from

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 17:22:12 No.96987

watching the show with the really weak guy that everyone thinks is strong the subtitles translate batsu geemu to chores

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 17:27:16 No.96988

still got a good feeling about it based how the op and ed went plus the girl is sexy

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 17:30:26 No.96989

https://files.catbox.moe/kzyhjo.jpg

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 18:02:45 No.96990

different jaw pain that usual

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 18:20:52 No.96991

you need to stop mewing

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 18:29:29 No.96992

dont think thats it

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 19:54:45 No.96993

downloaded throne and liberty played the tutorial and uninstalled this is so uninspired and soulless gonno snooze instead

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 20:00:13 No.96994

why would you even bother with that gook trash

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 20:18:36 No.96995

they prefer the term zipperhead

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 20:25:46 No.96996

cry all you want its the xivkiller

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 20:50:17 No.96997

dont you have some kpop idols to go drool over or something

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 20:54:58 No.96998

i think if you associate korean mmos with kpop and teens then that says more about you than me

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 20:59:38 No.96999

spermed to sexy ladies what does that say about me

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 21:04:56 No.97000

woke up havin a jug of iced joe

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 21:15:52 No.97001

watched some sexy youtube kids vids

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 21:46:08 No.97002

youre outraging their modesty

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 21:47:06 No.97003

im admitting their talents and flexibility

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 21:56:18 No.97004

i mena admiring think its bedtime

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 22:20:14 No.97005

need to have my prostate milked

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 22:27:25 No.97006

ate 4 boiled eggs

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 22:43:41 No.97007

youre just like cool hand luke

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 22:58:52 No.97008

angel hair and a jar of sauce for dinner

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 23:13:13 No.97009

have some mysterious bug bites on my ass which is weird since my undies are really tight

Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 23:17:17 No.97010

those be boils

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 00:42:09 No.97011

arm muscles already grew an inch from those 5lb girl weights phew guess you dont need the heavy stuff to make gains

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 01:20:09 No.97012

never saw any gains even when i went to the gym multiple times per week ive looked prepubescent for 20 years just now with a huge gut

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 02:02:07 No.97013

you gotta eat big to get big twiggy

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 04:27:44 No.97014

bored

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 04:29:05 No.97015

fire up the sh2 remake

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 04:31:03 No.97016

cant i never finished the original dont think ive even played it since before the streams

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 04:40:12 No.97017

used to look like a 15 year old when i was 23 and my arms would shake when i tried lifting eight pound dumbbells worked my way up to twenty but it took a long time and my body still looked the same so i started using test and that was enough to fix everything only did it once for six months though

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 04:50:32 No.97018

same except i never did test and havent been 23 in a while

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 05:38:43 No.97019

havent matured since i was 23 if that counts

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 06:03:19 No.97020

reading manga sigh my favorite character has been all but phased out and basically doesnt appear anymore

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 06:43:57 No.97021

cant remember the last manga i read mustve been 15 years ago

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 06:53:52 No.97022

yeah i get it im a loser otaku you dont need to rub it in

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 06:58:31 No.97023

there is still hope for you

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 07:11:41 No.97024

havent read any in a while either mainly because im to dumb to read i think the last one was in 2018

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 07:34:26 No.97025

just read that your benis size increases if you lose weight guess im NOT a 4.5 incher after all

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 07:50:50 No.97026

great ross NOT waiting 9 months great but im not complaining

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 08:32:41 No.97027

ya you are

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 08:54:54 No.97028

nah that guy said it sucked and im disproving him

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 08:59:52 No.97029

hate that ross flipper

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 09:21:41 No.97030

youre nowhere near getting it

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 10:48:06 No.97031

>>97025
ya i gained like an inch soft this year

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 10:57:50 No.97032

considering flipping a hooker

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 11:57:15 No.97033

im a grower NOT a shower

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 12:12:27 No.97034

same

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 12:19:31 No.97035

pics

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 12:31:34 No.97036

would you slurp it

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 12:39:04 No.97037

need a pic first

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 12:45:00 No.97038

posted a pic of my room to le g once

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 12:54:49 No.97039

there are too many posts

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 13:02:50 No.97040

wish people posted more when i was awake and less when i was asleep

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 13:09:20 No.97041

trying to fix my schedule it cant be helped

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 13:13:19 No.97042

woke up shat me guts out and put some chicken wings in the air fryer

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 13:16:26 No.97043

youre killing youreself

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 13:21:43 No.97044

eating raw pork dont remember how long its been in the fridge since i threw out the wrapper

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 13:28:00 No.97045

new sweatpants arrived theyre a bit too long

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 14:19:58 No.97046

blood in my cum again and its worse than ever more like blood with a little cum in it

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 15:15:19 No.97047

uh you ever heard of tmi

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 15:29:25 No.97048

watching the meido anime the subtitles translate meidosan to ms servant

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 16:48:59 No.97049

>>97042
mom bought don don donotsu

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 16:50:44 No.97050

miyazakis influence on gaming runs deeper than dark souls

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 17:36:19 No.97051

>>97049
pic

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 17:52:05 No.97052

did some math

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 17:53:58 No.97053

lets see it

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 18:01:24 No.97054

nice try scooper

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 19:30:06 No.97055

https://files.catbox.moe/9ok3li.webm

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 19:53:47 No.97056

woke up and puked

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 19:57:07 No.97057

>>97051
to lazy got sick of them after having half of a jelly one

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 20:02:14 No.97058

>>97055
nice ガチャガチャきゅと

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 20:35:02 No.97059

dont know if im tard or not like not in general but about this specifically but maybe i should have kept playing mtga and give the worlds championship a real try instead of doing absolutely nothing with my life as usual

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 20:46:13 No.97060

never played ntg

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 20:56:01 No.97061

okay its time for a new thread you dweebs

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 21:07:28 No.97062

you guys figure out the next thread and post it here i got everything else hidden

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 21:35:20 No.97063

feasted hard on hot dogs and burgers mom made feeling bloated

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 21:48:32 No.97064

was grinding mtg a lot when artifact came out i remember lying in bed before the release fantasizing about trying really hard to become competitive at it Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 21:51:30 No.97065

isnt grinding mtg just having a job and buying packs

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 21:59:49 No.97066

starting to feel like a man

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:00:34 No.97067

die boid

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:14:01 No.97068

always fill my water with the tap just NOTiced that it has the mold smell despite no visible issues hope its NOT bad water

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:20:25 No.97069

>>97065
not mtga

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:24:35 No.97070

mowed and inhaled a ton of dirt now im grilling a pair of steaks

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:28:08 No.97071

nice homeowner

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:28:47 No.97072

im rentoid

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:36:26 No.97073

weird that i would have a teenage child right now if i was a normlord

Anonymous 10/06/24 (Sun) 22:43:28 No.97074

im teenage child

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 00:07:36 No.97077

>>97072
same i mean mom is and im NOT on the lease but i get mail here so i probably have squatters rights by now if thats a thing here

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 00:51:44 No.97078

tired

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 01:11:23 No.97079

https://files.catbox.moe/ur4i9e.jpg
hell yeah its pussy slaying time

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 01:35:04 No.97080

getting laid tonight boys

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 01:44:15 No.97081

new thread

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:28:28 No.97082

can someone post the picture of the druid

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:32:26 No.97084

maybe if you guys wouldnt pick the most aesthetically revolting threads possible to bump id be less reticent to move

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:42:04 No.97085

flip you and your fancy words norm

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 02:43:12 No.97086

nothin revolting about a nice plumper

Anonymous 10/07/24 (Mon) 03:16:47 No.97091

every time i go through and find some that make me tardchuckle but then i forget to bookmark them for this exact scenario