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No. 8901

Holy fuck we're destroying hima keep up the raid bros

No.8902

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holy flip hima is getting btfo

No.8903

oatman if you could mail me tge first 2 parts of this guys ip it would be great thanks

No.8904

>>8903
haha dude himako haha (laughs)

No.8905

>>8903
Please stick it in mee dipey wipey im irc

No.8906

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what the F*CK I went to hima to see a totally cool and epic raid not THAT

I better not get arrested because of you fags

No.8907

>>8906
haha dude whats the problem are you low test? they sell pills for that now adays haha

No.87713

hima dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.87719

OWNED

No.87721

sigh had only been a neet for 4 years in 2016 maybe if hima had died back then i couldve turned my life around

No.87722

dont kid yourself there was never any hope for you

No.87973

there was but i squandered my chance

No.87977

yeshua…

No.91809

raidblog

No.91818

im fine with this one

No.91820

>>91813
did you flip her like in the folgers commercial

No.91821

i dont watch commercials

No.91823

normffeine rush didnt last at all crashing hard

No.91824

got left behind

No.91825

showered towel smells like camembert thats been left in the sun weird since its only been a week when i normally go several between washes

No.91828

uh all night you just install and copy your home folder over

No.91829

think i might have esp

No.91830

how many fingers am i holding up right now

No.91831

bought a mirror cube

No.91832

>>91828
NOThin all but i have to organize the drive i have now because its gonno become secondary storage for everything that isnt an executable and this is half the size of that

No.91833

uh and where do your backups fit into this picture

No.91834

guess ill watch the arcane leak

No.91835

its complicated i need to organize those too

No.91836

love spending months organizing a collection ill never actually play

No.91837

when you consider how much of my life has revolved around video games in some way ive barely played any

No.91839

as for me im gaming

No.91840

stream

No.91841

same

No.91842

weird has it really been two and a half years since the kremlin invaded the ukraine

No.91843

dont know if moms going out again today if not its sandwiches for dinner

No.91844

expecting 2 packages tomorrow

No.91845

i expect two unboxing pics tomorrow

No.91846

woke up hey guys

No.91847

same but one tomorrow and one sunday

No.91848

>>91819
this thread has historical value

No.91849

>>91838
already fell for that when i woke up otherwise youd have gotten me

No.91850

mightve been able to find the energy for one but NOT two guess ill post none

No.91851

uh sunday is supposed to be a day of rest

No.91852

p anderson said the sabbath was done away with

No.91853

gassy and sharty

No.91854

love obsessively refreshing the tracking page on my order

No.91855

i do that too but in this case i got emails saying theyd arrive tomorrow

No.91856

looks like i have to sign for them too NOT looking forward to that

No.91857

simply arrange for a no contact delivery you did choose dhl shipping right

No.91858

one of them is dhl ya but thats NOT an option

No.91860

left behind

No.91861

you were warned far in advance

No.91862

mom wont drink fruit juice because of the sugar but then she has 2 glasses of wine every night

No.91863

dry wines have barely any residual sugar left

No.91864

too lazy to reboot and reinstall as long as im done by tuesday ill come out ahead since it wasnt supposed to show up until then

No.91865

got a pumple on my eyelid it flippin hurts

No.91866

the stye guy

No.91867

weird how every girl you see with an ugly guy is getting mating pressed by him every night

No.91868

theres nothing weird about that

No.91869

its jd vance level weird

No.91870

it's NOT weird
secretly happy whenever I see an ugly guy with a girl

No.91871

im openly happy and ask them if theyre enjoying their mating recently

No.91872

guess ill blaze it

No.91873

forgot i turned my ac to fan im sweating to death

No.91874

gonno compress a backup of moms old laptop drive and burn it to dvd then format it for my own use

No.91875

eating rice pork brocco and sugarsauce

No.91876

guess ill snooze until everyone gets bk frm da club

No.91877

im here i just dont have anything to post

No.91878

im here i just woke up

No.91879

>>91878
whats the plan

No.91880

rot for a while possibly edge a bit then make some coffee maybe manage to watch one ep out of the dozens in my todo folder then halfheartedly game while alt tabbing to scroll through things i dont care about every five minutes maybe make a few otaposts and get groceries if i have the energy also need to do the laundry but that might wait till tomorrow

No.91881

first two phases of my plan were cut short by a normbor blasting the tv sounding like knocking so i couldnt relax now its onto coffee and watching

No.91882

if i were someone else id go bang on their door

No.91883

wrote a long whineblog then deleted it without posting

No.91884

rewrite that sucker and post it

No.91885

no

No.91886

https://files.catbox.moe/fvp1cn.png

No.91887

somebody save her from that horrible man

No.91888

she loves it

No.91889

wet day today

No.91890

dreamed about eating cat poop then woke up and cat was meowing in my face

No.91891

nice wet dream

No.91892

guess ill go buy my bread for the day

No.91893

>>91890
disgusting keep that mental image to yourself

No.91894

stepped outside to take out some trash then go to the store but i saw the delivery guy down the street so came back in and waited managed to successfully use the intercom

No.91895

mom is pissing me off

No.91896

went to the store got 3 rolls 1 croissant 1 chococroissant 1 beer 1 extension cable

No.91897

gee reckon you got enough grains at one time

No.91898

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WphWiNYbzk Please stick it in mee pasted

No.91899

its for today and tomorrow NOT just today

No.91900

thats enough grains to last a healthy man 6 months

No.91901

eat grain like a horse

No.91902

thats irrelevant because im NOT a healthy man

No.91903

https://files.catbox.moe/7jz4he.jpg

No.91904

sicko

No.91905

cummed then washed my dick off and almost pissed in the sink but cut myself off at the last second and went to the toilet

No.91906

feeling dread but kitty is keeping me company

No.91907

staring at my order delivery status

No.91908

Please stick it in mee just checked mine the second package is out for delivery but no sign of arrival yet

No.91909

die consumers

No.91911

hate when im jerking it and have to piss

No.91912

im trying to

No.91913

its essential to piss afterwards to flush out the residual cum or else you could get irritation or even urinary tract infections

No.91914

that doesnt work for me its pissing after that causes irritation or rather the inability to completely empty me bladder if ive just jod havent had a nice uti since i was like 5

No.91915

[U.S. Post Office Notice] We've processed your shipment at our facility, but it's on hold because of incomplete address information. Please verify your address using the link below to help us deliver your package promptly. Wishing you a wonderful day from the U.S. Post Office!

No.91917

Please stick it in mee same

No.91918

jod

No.91919

towel is proper rank dont think i can put off laundry anymore but i dont have my own laundry machine anymore so i have to go out to use one

No.91920

eating that chococroissant it only has one vein of chocolate instead of 2 i feel cheated

No.91921

time to eat my beans

No.91922

another day of beans beans beans beans beans and more beans

No.91923

found the laundry machine doing laundry

No.91924

hes thinkin about thos beans

No.91925

im an autistic child

No.91926

took an antihistamine

No.91927

those make me sleepy

No.91928

you need a 2nd gen NOT diphenhydranorm i take cetirizine

No.91929

think the delivery guy died it said hes 7 stops away for an hour

No.91930

new ross

No.91931

as for me my second package arrived safely

No.91932

barely eaten today but still feel stuffed

No.91933

die packager

No.91934

jealous

No.91935

would like to say im gaming but its more like watching and reading

No.91936

>>91931
where are the pics

No.91937

they dont exist

No.91938

wouldnt have minded taking a pic but you asked for two which was too much work so i took none

No.91939

my system clock broke somehow when i powered off last night fixed it

No.91940

did you turn it off and on again

No.91941

no thats what caused it i just looked up the time and changed it to that manually

No.91942

cracked

No.91943

its too early youll run out before it gets dark unless youve got a 30 pack

No.91944

my mirror cube has arrived

No.91945

pic

No.91946

uh its already dark

No.91947

>>91938
simply take one pic of the contents of both packages

No.91948

no

No.91949

cubing up a storm

No.91950

is that like a fidget cube

No.91951

its just a rubix cube but with different sized faces instead of different colors so it becomes a chaotic mess when its scrambled

No.91952

sounds like some wasteful plastic junk

No.91953

fool

No.91954

aquarium had an exhibit about how all that plastic is killing the fishies

No.91955

im a waste of space filled with plastic junk

No.91956

monitor is sleeping every time i come back to my room what the flip i specifically told it to never do that

No.91957

chinks are mining with your gpu

No.91958

did laundry it was nerveracking

No.91959

dont see any chink characters in the task manager processes

No.91960

hate when i want to eat but im feeling nauseated it only happens like 6 days a week

No.91961

would also like to drink but that last single blog went right through me so i was pissing nonstop for an hour if i have any more itll be like that when i want to snooze

No.91962

eating sandwich

No.91963

damn good sandwich

No.91964

itchy tearduct

No.91965

not sure what moms thinking of doing for dinner getting nervous

No.91966

how about a nice salad

No.91967

just realized ive had bread with chocolate cooked into it many times in various forms but ive never made a chocolate sandwich unless smores count

No.91968

>>91966
no i think NOT

No.91969

>>91967
ever heard of nutella

No.91970

thats a spread i mean solid chocolate

No.91971

hazelnuts grains and sugar straight from the cane a nice nutella sandwich might as well be a salad

No.91972

love a nice pbn

No.91973

woke up hey mates

No.91974

havent had a nice pb&s in a while

No.91975

the s is for sucks

No.91976

guess ill try to game for a bit until i know whats happening

No.91977

gaming a bit meself

No.91978

thats it game time is over

No.91979

>>91978
same

No.91980

crying they finally installed automated check out at my local aldi gonna light up and have a mug of joe to celebrate

No.91981

those are evil and dont accept cash i always see it recording my back on the surveillance screen as i wait with mom for the human cashier across the aisle

No.91982

youre being recorded everywhere all the time anyway

No.91983

ok let me install an ip camera in the corner of your bedroom since it doesnt matter

No.91984

sigh he never streamed that jo

No.91985

not comfortable interacting with computers give me a nice easy to talk to stranger any day of the week

No.91986

computers are just digital chinks at this point creepy untrustworthy little slaves reporting everything about me to the state

No.91987

might be a double feature night

No.91988

groan forgot mom wants me to cut up 5 pounds of chicken breast for the dog

No.91989

just chop up the dog and sell it to the local korean place

No.91990

wake me up im living a nightmare

No.91991

there were so many good vids with that song on normtube

No.91992

was a big fan of that album as a retarded teen

No.91993

still a retarded teen but my body didnt get the memo

No.91994

tried to teenshave i think its busted i put a fresh pair of aas in it last time and tried a second fresh pair got NOThin guess im growing a pubebeard

No.91995

never mind dropped it on the floor trying to tap the hair out of the blades and it worked again

No.91999

might get twisted

No.92000

starting those movies dont know if ill have time for both sigh i told mom to get me up at 10

No.92001

woke up mornin everypony

No.92002

read juicy js memoir

No.92003

cut my fingey moving a bunch of empties like a noob i have to use my left hand to get a pickled egg out of the jar now

No.92004

going to take a shower and eat something

No.92005

headache

No.92006

drink it away

No.92007

you cant just drink your problems away

No.92008

yeah youre right thats why i add cannabis

No.92013

set off the smoke alarm making coffee because i turned on the wrong burner thats one way to wake up

No.92014

do americans really use the stove to make coffee

No.92015

i used an electric kettle when i lived in america

No.92016

just die

No.92017

bh

No.92019

>>92014
no we have covefe makers that superheat water in a plastic basin and then pisses it into a glass pot

No.92021

enjoyed the first movie if i ever have a gf ill show it to her and either kiss her or rape and murder her depending on her reaction

No.92022

what about your trusty moka

No.92023

what was it

No.92024

stopped using it when i read superheated aluminum gives you aids of the brain also im a lazy retard so i switched to instant because its 14 big ones for 2 months of cawfee

No.92025

got 500x200mg caffeine pills for about 14 bucks need a better system for cutting them in half this morning one half shot off onto the floor i still took it though

No.92026

>>92023
It Could Happen to You (1994 film)

No.92027

it couldnt happen to me

No.92028

our version of it is slipping and falling in the store or getting hit by a commercial truck driver for normazon or norm-mart

No.92029

might go for a double feature meself

No.92030

-norm

No.92031

there was a star instead of the dash back when i was banging

No.92032

numba wan star

No.92033

mentally im still in the video store looking at this on the new releases rack
https://files.catbox.moe/4cwkig.jpg

No.92034

took the other half

No.92035

vhs cover i remember seeing the most vividly at the rental store that ive probably had come into my mind multiple thousands of times is the movie bad taste directed by peter jackson

No.92036

need to drop some more shows im way behind again already already picked a couple

No.92037

never really went to the video store mom just rented movies from the library they didnt always play so good

No.92038

>>92035
been meaning to watch it for a long long time

No.92039

yeah me too for over 20 years never got around to it though even though ill probably have the mental image of its vhs cover on my death bed

No.92040

its a beautiful sunday why NOT today

No.92041

same with dead alive or as my friends to the east call it brain dead ive been seeing the cover for most of my life but never sat down to watch

No.92042

wish i had more than a 10 minute attention span on a good day

No.92043

ordered a mobile gaming controller

No.92044

how is it mobile if your not leaving youre room

No.92045

its so i can lie down instead of needing to sit up

No.92046

i dont think peter jacksomdixoff can make a bad movie but between lotr and heavenly creatures he could eat a shoe and id watch it

No.92047

didnt finish the hobbit trilogy

No.92048

sigh just realized it came out over 13 years ago

No.92049

that was like two seconds ago wasnt it

No.92050

>>92041
ive seen that one

No.92051

drinking oj

No.92052

truly mindblowing that the same guy could make heavenly creatures and the hobbit hope he gets shot in the face as soon as possible

No.92053

never watched heavenly norms

No.92054

first hobbit movie grossed 187x heavenly creatures i think its clear which is the better film

No.92055

done considered myself dead

No.92056

flanfly banner

No.92057

turned banners off dont really care to see ota banners they only drive home that im not looking at the banners of my true home

No.92058

uh what do u mena turned off

No.92059

ah yes the famous warosu banners

No.92060

we posted on hima for like twice as long and it was way more epic

No.92061

hima is dead to me

No.92062

yeah well either way picking a bone with my phrasing about fondly remembering a set of banners curated for us specifically makes you seem to me like fag

No.92063

bh

No.92064

not as much as youre gonna be when i lay hands on you little bitch

No.92065

im otaboy

No.92066

cracked

No.92067

eating brat

No.92068

eaten bratwurst for lunch and dinner the past few days still have 7 left

No.92069

eating chocolate nao

No.92070

meant to only eat a little but ate a lot

No.92071

hate when my hands feel dirty despite getting up to wash them 5 times in a row and there being no sign of anything on them

No.92072

out of milk guess coffee is off the menu

No.92073

gaming

No.92074

mom sent a family group text about how she found this old phone in the basement and she doesnt know whos it was so shes charging it up to find out wonder if shell realize its my phone from 15 years ago

No.92075

uh oh

No.92076

hate needing to deal with headphones and earbuds why the flip havent they invented wetware that solves this problem yet

No.92077

just flipping strap me down and plug me in

No.92078

woke up found mcds in the kitchen but it was covered in ants so i threw it in the trash

No.92079

havent had an ant problem in years

No.92080

one time i woke up after a night of hard blogging looked by my mattress and there was a huge swarm of ants on the ground wasnt in the right mind to do anything so i just dumped water on them and passed out again when i woke up later there werent any dead ants maybe a few still dont know if that was a hallucination mustve been 6 or 7 years ago

No.92081

got an alternate ending in astlibra so had to reload

No.92082

is that what they call game overs now

No.92083

die savescummer

No.92084

left the balcony door open while agpjoing and at least 6 flies came in theyre mating on my table

No.92085

pic

No.92086

think its time for aNOTher sandwich

No.92087

ate that sandwich then gobbled down some more cheese

No.92088

theres a mug in my cabinet that i dont remember being there before

No.92089

pumping my body full of electricity

No.92090

forgot i shaved off my neetstache last night after trying to even it out until i went to the bathroom

No.92091

pic

No.92092

gaming softly

No.92093

moms laughing at the australian woman break dancing

No.92094

nice meme

No.92095

smells like oven cooked tenders even though i havent cooked anything and the windows are closed

No.92096

flipped up my chair height i changed the angle last night and pulled the wrong lever setting it back this is a nightmare

No.92097

uh didnt you mark your settings

No.92098

sitting on a non adjustable non rolly normal four legged chair

No.92099

no because i never change it

No.92100

but you just said you did last night

No.92101

ya the height not the angle i do that once in a while

No.92102

the angle or the height

No.92103

the angle

No.92104

nice edge

No.92105

got it as close to normal as itll ever be gonno nap

No.92106

jod

No.92107

did it again

No.92108

im as close to norm as ill ever be

No.92109

eating quite a fair bit of food today think i had over 1000 calories in chocolate alone

No.92110

vile

No.92111

NOThin vile it was good chocolate
NOT say hersheys eating aNOTher sandwich now

No.92112

whoops didnt even NOTice i hit enter

No.92113

woke up tired and scared

No.92114

gbt sleep

No.92115

cant already showered shited spermed and cracked meself awake

No.92116

always make my morning post before doing all that

No.92117

although i dont morningsperm as often as i used to

No.92118

dewa dewa

No.92119

>>92116
like to make sure ive done a complete purge dont want any contaminants getting on ghoty

No.92120

i just squeeze out whatever garbage i have in me onto ghost

No.92121

aunt got me some loratadine hope it doesnt make me sleepy

No.92122

had to bing that never tried it

No.92123

the binger

No.92124

love yandexing

No.92125

although too many hits are instagram phantoms that cant actually be accessed or maybe they could if i had an account but that isnt a possibility

No.92126

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycXvMBsDQ2A

No.92127

made an instanorm account a while back but dont know what to do with it

No.92128

well can you access the pics that come up when you yandex you know what kinds of terms

No.92129

not a ped

No.92130

fine keep your secrets

No.92131

have an appointment tomorrow morning

No.92132

thought id game a bit more before snoozing an hour later and im still in the dialogue section calling this thing a game is a stretch guess ill snooze

No.92133

nude rn

No.92134

stream

No.92135

ended up resnoozin anyway

No.92136

ranted hard to mom had too much normffeine

No.92137

beautiful rainy day might cry

No.92138

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__aCeZSxSmA

No.92139

used to listen to her cds a lot mom would play them on the stereo to help me get to sleep when i shared a bed with her until i was about 14

No.92140

still listen to her a lot she calms me down

No.92141

forgot about having ran out of toilet paper so had to carefully waddle to the closet without dripping

No.92142

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgZQsfIi4Dg

No.92143

mom caught me tarddancing

No.92144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyaMGdYIdUQ

No.92145

forgot to buy bagels so tomorrows breakfast is gonno have to be eggs and rice this will break my 4 month streak of eating the same thing every morning

No.92146

dealt with one of the worst websites ive seen in a while mom had coupons that expire at midnight got spammed with captchas at every step of the process had to enable cookies and allow 500 things ublock was blocking just to place the gods damned order

No.92147

turns out stuffing your hole with poisonous grains isnt enough for you huh theyve gotta be friendish style poisonous grains

No.92148

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ba4dwyLMQY

No.92149

pretty much all friend food was just stolen from towelheads or polacks and renamed i wont give them credit for the bagel they didnt earn it

No.92150

penis is very sensitive today

No.92151

pic

No.92152

gonno chug the last two blogs then look for some food and earlysnooze didnt format that ssd today either but i did decide on the partition layout

No.92153

woke up eustachian tubes dont feel so good

No.92154

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-SZ1r1dnho

No.92155

oh thanks i never knew i could just pop my ears im cured now

No.92156

works for me

No.92157

glad your medical issues are on par with going on a long elevator ride

No.92158

did you even try the exercises or did you dismiss them out of hand like the negative bitch you are

No.92159

>>92155
tardlaughed

No.92160

knees still NOT fully healed but it seems to be getting better ill see how todays walk goes

No.92161

>>92152
didnt do any of this by the way i spent all of the time between that post and this one ranting to mom and continuing with a basement pacemumble after she went to bed

No.92162

sigh aNOTher moody monday has arrived

No.92163

gaming

No.92164

what game

No.92165

phew walked two and a half miles and knee is still fine

No.92166

finished wishmaster 4 the main girl was flippin hot and i liked how they blatantly reused the same thinkpad and a dummy from the last one other than that it sucked but on the other hand if i hadnt watched it i surely would have wasted 91 minutes of my life in another way and felt worse after

No.92167

dont know that anime

No.92168

mom starting talking to me about how tap water is bad then started downing a bottle of microplastic water sold at a 100,000% markup

No.92169

need that delicious lead pipe flavoring

No.92170

time for snoozey

No.92171

cant wait for work to be over

No.92172

never worked before whats it like

No.92173

its NOT that great

No.92174

scientists are developing a new enzyme to add to food which activates when you eat it and then converts 30 percent of the sugar in the food to fiber

No.92175

need an enzyme that will digest me completely

No.92176

think ill cube for a bit

No.92177

no point in that enzyme if its for weight loss people will just start adding 30% more sugar to foods

No.92178

you know what they say the early bird catches the worm

No.92179

oh worm

No.92180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nKSQdsMsc4

No.92181

never understood the term the worm has turned

No.92182

underneath your feet right now there are hundreds of worms tunneling through the earth

No.92183

astlibra is getting better now at the end

No.92184

your blogs are worthless without a stream or even any images NOT even a illustrative description

No.92185

cracked

No.92186

todays dinner sausage in a roll with pasta and 2 kinds of cheese plus some mustard on the side

No.92187

i say pasta but it was spaetzle cooked in a pan NOT like spaghetti or penne or something

No.92188

made some coffee

No.92189

bottle and can bag is full need to return these to get my deposit back

No.92190

hope it was a nice pourover

No.92191

bought some ginger lime chocolate

No.92192

ginger

No.92193

ya thats what i said

No.92194

drank a liter of beer but now i just feel tired maybe ill try to earlysnooze today

No.92195

when i was younger i dreamed of having a friend who understood me and whom i understood but that just isnt going to happen ever

No.92196

in the 90s and sunny now its started raining just flipping kill me instead

No.92197

wish it was still the 90s

No.92198

why

No.92199

you know

No.92200

>>92195
started typing up a reply telling you thats entirely your fault and you had plenty of opportunities to reach out to people and realized i was talking to myself

No.92201

nah i was never gonno have real friends because i wasnt average and having them is only temporary anyway its common for adult men to lose touch with all their childhood and high school friends after getting married and having kids

No.92202

whos getting married and having kids these days

No.92203

go back to the cord

No.92204

never been never will hate those norms and want them to die im just explaining reality as i understand it from what ive read on the world wide web

No.92205

finger hurts from gaming

No.92206

sneezed for the 6th time today

No.92207

a rabbit came into the backyard while the dog was out had to herd it into the garage and let it out

No.92208

need to be herded like cattle

No.92209

woke up mornin ghoty im feelin really good today

No.92210

happy for you hope it lasts

No.92211

sis shited on me bathroom it smells so foul

No.92212

gonno need the link to the toiletcam stream

No.92213

>>92211
keep that to yourself next time

No.92214

another beautiful rainy day i am blessed

No.92215

mid 90s yesterday and today and only getting down to the 70s at night plus high humidity got no ac im flipping drying

No.92216

an ac is 100 big ones and lasts for a decade

No.92217

heat wave would be over by the time it arrives

No.92218

ate dinner watched tv with mom then gamed for an hour and a half now what do i do i woke up too late to snooze for at least 5 hours

No.92219

>>92217
got mine at the grocery store

No.92220

love searching forums and wikis for the easiest and most efficient way to do something and spending more time on that while accomplishing nothing than just doing it a more tedious way

No.92221

woke up had a weird dream

No.92222

im big on efficiency research while not doing the thing im trying to accomplish

No.92223

earlysnoozed earlywoke took a shower and snoozed some more think ive been in bed for over 12 hours still tired

No.92224

you have a tired soul

No.92225

i have a tired ass

No.92226

brushed and showered again im climbing back into bed

No.92227

as for me im leaving bed done surfing the net for now

No.92228

waiting for an important letter in the mail actually two

No.92229

jaw and temple and the rest of my face has been more sore than usual lately and thats saying something

No.92230

laying on the couch reached to grab a blankie felt something weird under it turns out it was the cat Please stick it in mee

No.92231

NOT in sufficient control of my life to have a cat id probably forget to feed it and if it had medical issues be too afraid of calling the vet

No.92232

snoozin

No.92233

forced myself out of bed 14 hours is enough got coffee now trying to get my noggin joggin but it feels like my brains been replaced by an overinflated balloon

No.92234

i wasnt always tard you know

No.92235

poured some draino down my sink in my dream

No.92236

eating sandwich got some potato salad on the side to make it a full meal

No.92237

born norm turned tard

No.92238

sigh neetbux lady is calling in an hour need to write up a list of lies

No.92239

simply tell the truth

No.92240

tell her to call me ill say you tried to apply for a job but i turned you down

No.92241

how could you turn him down if he didnt apply

No.92242

typically dont like drawings with a visible producer or trainer but for some reason i dont mind the admiral

No.92243

need the protag to self insert

No.92244

self insert as the girl

No.92245

cant imagine being a girl and bleeding out of my crotch once a month

No.92246

dreamed about 2 girls in an arabian harem falling in love with each other

No.92247

never been a fan of yuri

No.92248

im just like adachi

No.92249

sweating like a dog cant even focus on writing the fan isnt enough

No.92250

fire up the ac

No.92251

i dont have ac anymore

No.92252

groan now its starting to rain

No.92253

love a good rain smell

No.92254

nnd looks weird

No.92255

mornin hima

No.92256

gokigenyou

No.92257

painbump between my chin and lip getting worse

No.92258

hail falling nao

No.92259

need to flip a sexy lady

No.92260

saw several ladies playing in the fountain in their swimsuits on my walk the other day but the sidewalk was thin and someone was right behind me so i couldnt inconspicuously slow down and sneak glances

No.92261

30 years from now ill be living like aqualung

No.92262

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFBQZMK_8bc

No.92263

im a light drinker

No.92264

about to crack open a nice 5 proof drink myself

No.92265

ビール

No.92266

had one 6.5 percent on saturday night and felt hungover all sunday

No.92267

https://files.catbox.moe/3gaa2l.jpg

No.92268

5 proof what is that sencha

No.92269

no its a radler

No.92270

sugarbinging

No.92271

spose ill game

No.92272

same need to escape from my thoughts

No.92273

died

No.92274

rip

No.92275

NOT to worry i could cheese my way through easily once i knew the enemy

No.92276

been playing with my electro device its surprisingly powerful for a piece of plastic chinese junk being run off aa batteries

No.92277

it can also plug into an outlet but i dont think i trust

No.92278

might start reading d gray man been postponing it for almost 20 years now

No.92279

loved d gray man as a little boy it was one of the first manga i ever read traced the cover of the first volume for my 7th grade art class ceiling tile project

No.92280

never read

No.92281

mikeneko is looking for a bf

No.92282

took me 10 hours to win a run of balatro but the cheevo says 77% of players did it NOT sure if im tard or if everyones a problem gambler

No.92283

only mike neko i know is the one from sketchbook

No.92284

havent shut down to boot from that ssd yet but the average read goes from 144mb to 557 and the average access time goes from 16.5 milliseconds to 0.06 i also wrote 60gb to it in under 2 and a half minutes i guess it was worth 29 big ones

No.92285

>>92281
would she be interested in a 30 year old bald neet shutin

No.92286

only cat mike i know is whats michael

No.92287

when i said mike i meant mike NOT mike

No.92288

what are we gonno do on the bed

No.92289

https://files.catbox.moe/i62ahg.jpg

No.92290

woke up mornin

No.92291

morning im going to snooze

No.92292

>>92282
balatro is easy you might just be retarded

No.92293

cant stop farting

No.92294

went out on the balcony to drink my joe and there was a huge wet crow purched out on the railing taking shelter from the rain then he just stared at me when i sat next to him and drank my joe

No.92295

love a good bird bro

No.92296

ordered more junk off aliexpress

No.92297

browsing pixiv NOT r18

No.92298

almost exclusively use pixiv for r18

No.92299

perv

No.92300

was gonno say its not as mindblowing as i was expecting but then i had to boot from the hard drive and it was noticeable dont like upgrading things because then i cant go back but this was pretty much the last thing i could do for my good buddy here besides overclock and switch to linux plus i needed to move my install anyway before the drive failed

No.92301

werent you getting your internet speeds capped by writing rate everything from moving files to installing anything should be night and day now

No.92302

think i pumped too much electricity into me body lower calf muscle hurts now

No.92303

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dUSHEd9FnG8

No.92304

cant bend my foot up now hurts to walk

No.92305

doppeljod

No.92306

die kraut

No.92307

>>92301
dont think my speed is fast enough for that and i havent run any installers yet

No.92308

i shant

No.92309

dogwatching

No.92310

https://files.catbox.moe/y2lr3d.png

No.92311

keep switching back and forth between booting from the ssd and the hdd to double check everything because im paranoid something changed or corrupted during the cloning

No.92312

solved the mirror cube

No.92313

havent even solved how to act like a human

No.92314

guess ill start looking for something to watch

No.92315

went and bought some liquor now im watching trek

No.92316

tos or tnig

No.92317

tos

No.92318

nice havent watched in a bit over 2 years i first started trying to go through all of it in broadcast order in 2015

No.92319

chinbump showed its pusbubble squeezed it open and blood came out

No.92320

had a huge zit on my chest that i squeezed and forgot about when i took a shower there was a big yellow and red dot coming through my wifebeater from the pus and blood

No.92321

>>92318
that was almost 10 years ago

No.92322

nah

No.92323

love living in the future

No.92324

calves still in quite a bit of pain when used

No.92325

jod

No.92326

never jo

No.92327

im domesticated

No.92328

couldnt help it i had some sexy drawlings saved up

No.92329

hacking up a lung between the cawfee abuse and the blog abuse its no wonder

No.92330

gamin drinkin and smokin

No.92331

thats all you need when youre an enlightened manbabe

No.92332

do you think if i told mom i had sex in high school shed believe me

No.92333

think mom thinks i had sex in high school for some reason

No.92334

hope im in the same position i mean she cant disprove it

No.92335

>>92329
i had a pill and im NOT cawfing maybe you should try switching

No.92336

if i was a girl my hymen would have been torn long ago

No.92337

just understood what ive been doing the last year is leading to

No.92338

>>92335
i dont have the self control i might as well buy cocaine

No.92339

why dont you

No.92340

i was likely the first person in my county to purchase bitcoinage to use on silkroad and then pussed out and tried to sell them while managing to lose them in the process id make it myself if i knew how to grow the plants but not only is 420chan down it says the domain was swiped by communist transvestites

No.92342

id keep that anecdote secret if i were you

No.92343

theres almost no chance im not dead by 2034 i dont care

No.92344

im a rapist

No.92345

>>92337
what

No.92346

>>92344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKE9W0O8bX8

No.92347

controller arrived

No.92348

pic

No.92349

>>92347
what are we talking about here new old stock used third party chink

No.92350

https://files.catbox.moe/fodkwc.jpeg

No.92351

big bro mocked my logitech controller but it outlasted two of his normshocks

No.92352

hit my head on the edge of the bathroom doorway got a nice visible lump now

No.92353

woke up had a nice dream

No.92354

better wash the sheets before mom finds out

No.92355

i only change them on weekends

No.92356

>>92350
what the flip is that piece of crap

No.92357

whats wrong with it

No.92358

ive never slimed me pantaloons in the night because ive been beating it bloody since i could ejac

No.92359

wheres the middle of it

No.92360

told you its a mobile gaming controller

No.92361

phone fits nicely but havent managed to connect yet waiting for it to charge and ill try again

No.92362

are you a college aged female what the fuck is this mobile gaming shit

No.92363

do you guys NOT have phones

No.92364

i know this is an out of season april fools joke because it isnt april

No.92365

35th birthday is coming up in september

No.92366

is there gonno be a big party

No.92367

>>92365
i got the kig suit ready

No.92368

ossan ossan ossan

No.92369

>>92366
im gonna get drunk alone on my couch and play ps2 games and jack myself off to sleep

No.92370

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4SeEgR5G4A

No.92371

>>92369
hell fucking yes

No.92372

cant believe i have to roll on currybutts banner to get summer xu fu

No.92373

NOT comfortable with the harsh language today

No.92374

im mad

No.92375

got it to connect im mobagamer now

No.92376

id rather be a mobygamer than a faguette

No.92377

moby cock

No.92378

wonder if my heightened normitus and extremely sore jaw and temple are related need a head transplant

No.92379

never finished homonculus or id suggest trepanation

No.92380

https://www.mobygames.com/game/38814/franks-adventure/

No.92381

could move to germany for burgergeld and autismbux but i dont speak german and dont intend on learning

No.92382

i deserved to be killed like 25 years ago and im not talking about an abortion

No.92383

are you 25

No.92384

no but i deserved it then too

No.92385

if i was 25 i would take myself tell him i had some esoteric hidden knowledge about life to convery to him and smash his head in with a cinderblock then light the corpse on fire

No.92386

im so bored

No.92387

favorite idol posted some really hot new foot pics

No.92388

you cant just create paradoxes like that

No.92389

tried to post on /v/ and realized the 4s been frozen since 6 am

No.92390

ya its flipped

No.92391

die 4teens

No.92392

>>92381
i dont speak a word of german and im managing

No.92393

im germ

No.92394

5 tendies and a nice frozen hashbrown with ketchup for bfast

No.92395

as for me im baking pumpkin gonno fire up the rice pot and make some beef stew

No.92396

sigh might be time to gaj its been a good run

No.92397

almost fell for the gacha meme

No.92398

wonder what became of isopropyl alcohol guy

No.92399

hes married with 6 kids and owns a distillery

No.92400

moms acting all buddy rich because her friend friend gave her a 10k loan and the check just arrived shes asking what i want for dinner

No.92401

ask for panera milk her for all shes got

No.92402

panera pinches

No.92403

phew gamed a whole bunch

No.92404

>>92396
its awful i couldnt even game today cuz i was stuck at bar with my coworkers

No.92405

i remember when i had a job and the 40 year old former methhead invited me to go to the bar with her and a friend after work

No.92406

u tk him 2 da bar

No.92407

weird to think the average ghost has a wife and kids by now

No.92408

>>92398
isnt he the totori blt guy

No.92409

ate cheese and butter sandwich

No.92410

cant believe im the last cel on ota

No.92411

im cel but vol

No.92412

same

No.92413

>>92410
what makes you think im not a cel

No.92414

show me your hymen

No.92415

a convoy of 8 corvettes passed me on the interstate and they all had custom license plates like rosie tiamac and yNOTu

No.92416

thats a weird plate

No.92417

trying something new bought a case of pomegranate acai sparkling water with 60 mg caffeine

No.92418

sounds cool

No.92419

pasted jagex added pronouns and gender sliders to scape

No.92420

this is the sign youve been waiting for

No.92421

sounds cool

No.92422

>>92418
cool or cool

No.92423

like a drink for flipping queers you homo

No.92424

spermed to naked sexy ladies

No.92425

havent been drinking coffee the last month or two and had 400mg worth of caffeinated beverages today think that last 200mg put me into anxious territory shouldve stopped while i was feeling good

No.92426

panocha!!!

No.92428

cant stop thinking about impregnating sigh my biological clock is ticking

No.92429

guess ill try to game

No.92430

>>92428
same

No.92431

didnt game just ranted like a loon

No.92432

dogwatching

No.92433

almost had a nice existential dread panic attack in the shower

No.92434

thinking about manchukuo

No.92435

like a drink for flipping queers you homo

No.92436

ranted some more im feeling optimistic at least about my personal situation in the short term

No.92437

guess ill darkshower then eat all the food in the fridge thats supposed to be tomorrows dinner

No.92438

mom wanted me to roll her car windows up couldnt find the keys theyre in the ignition and the doors unlocked but im too scared to touch anything in case i set the alarm off now that its 130 in the morning hope it doesnt get stolen in the time between me snoozing and her waking up

No.92439

my car simply doesnt have an alarm dont see the point never seen them be useful to anyone

No.92440

woke up itchy armpits took some antihistamines

No.92441

think my life would be easier if i was tard

No.92442

me guts oh god

No.92443

>>92439
you can use it to instill a deep fear of accidentally setting it off and hearing a loud noise in your manbaby son that lasts into his 30s

No.92444

i dont have a son

No.92445

well giddy up

No.92446

eating sandwich

No.92447

makin chicken red curry

No.92448

better dead than red

No.92449

mom woke up so i ambushed her about the car keys she said the alarm shouldnt go off because it isnt locked and when i went to get them it didnt now i can snooze

No.92450

>>92448
ill make green next time

No.92451

https://files.catbox.moe/f3vg4z.webm

No.92452

thinkin bout them horsies

No.92453

https://files.catbox.moe/29igcr.jpg

No.92454

dq theme stuck in my head

No.92455

>>92453
look me in the eye you dirty little cunt

No.92456

what the flip

No.92457

fryin up sosij

No.92458

dqn dqn lol

No.92459

wish i was vip

No.92460

think i mightve fallen for leftist propaganda

No.92461

overate again

No.92462

listening to tonetta

No.92463

normetta

No.92464

woke up jerked it

No.92465

tired but ive ahead had 200mg caffeine today dont want to build up too much of a tolerance

No.92466

ate grilled cheese now i sip my joe

No.92467

took aNOTher half pill

No.92468

just left the doctors office the nurse said my voice is amazing and she told me to sing in a choir

No.92469

vocaroo now

No.92470

nice castrato

No.92471

head still hurts where i hit it yesterday

No.92472

might crack early

No.92473

i sound like a complete retard

No.92474

if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck

No.92475

cracked

No.92476

got some potent cheese in the fridge whole room smells for a few minutes whenever i open it for a few seconds

No.92477

grate it and turn it into pasta sauce

No.92478

its NOT that kind of cheese stinkier cheeses tend to be softer

No.92479

https://files.catbox.moe/8lyaaa.jpg

No.92480

did you drawed that

No.92481

no its just an artist i really like

No.92482

cracked
https://files.catbox.moe/k4k9f5.jpg

No.92483

what is this queer shite

No.92484

eating stinky cheese

No.92485

latenormed morrowind for a bit like a decade ago but didnt finish dont think i got too far at the time ive just started up a new character but after browsing through one of the books and reading the guy monologuing about nearby locations i realized with my attention span even worse than it used to be theres no chance ill be able to make any progress before getting bored and giving up

No.92486

2 biers and 2 radlers in the fridge 2 hours ago already took care of the former 2 now onto the latter 2

No.92487

zogtube recommended a vid that was a bit riskier than i was expecting had to clear my recent history and open it up incognito

No.92488

tummy starting to rebel starting to think maybe a dinner comprised solely of cheese and beer and a little bit of hyperprocessed meat product was a bad idea

No.92489

spose ill round it out with some chocolate later

No.92490

pissing every 2 minutes

No.92491

ate 50g chocolate 200ml milk

No.92492

50g more

No.92493

https://files.catbox.moe/2bmni9.png

No.92494

50g more feeling sick but thats the last of it

No.92495

i need to be raped and murdered

No.92496

keep playing astlibra thinking it will end and it keeps going on and on

No.92497

felt that way with dq7 when i was still on disc 1

No.92498

>>92485
always think the same thing and sometimes i stop after the very beginning but sometimes you just keep going and cant stop its a gamble

No.92499

got some 4 in 1 mens shower gel

No.92500

>>92497
if my current timeline is anything to go off of ill be starting that around thanksgiving

No.92501

looking forward to the stream

No.92502

no need there wont be one as ive never played it before

No.92503

ya you have theyre all basically the same

No.92504

dq7 defiantly the jrpgest jrpg ive played and like a hundred nonstop hours of it

No.92505

>>92503
you can say that about any game

No.92506

you can say a lot of things difference is in when its true which my post was

No.92507

didnt say it was false

No.92508

didnt say you said its false nor that you said that i said that you said its false for that matter

No.92509

oh

No.92510

gamers are faggots

No.92511

you cant use that word

No.92512

shut up faggot

No.92513

>>92511
he took you to the own zone

No.92514

r0x

No.92515

slipped under the blankies closed the blackout blinds feeling comfortable

No.92516

gonno try for another double feature tonight

No.92517

feeling very cold changed into long sweatpants and sweatshirt even though its 25 c indoors

No.92518

snoozed for 12 hours feeling strange

No.92519

guess ill jo then download some movies

No.92520

threw up in my mouth and now the back of my nose is burning

No.92523

ate way too much leftover curry oh god im fit to bust

No.92524

>>92519
what are ye watchin and what were ye spermin

No.92525

i dont know and katu-129

No.92526

stared at the wall for a bit

No.92527

woke up heartburn

No.92528

about to give myself some in a minute when i make a pair of quesodillas washed down with the rest of the 12 pack

No.92529

towel hasnt been drying even after hanging all night

No.92530

i dont recall the last time i showered two days in a row cant confirm if thats abnormal

No.92531

painful lump beneath my skin in my neck under my chin hope its NOT cancer probably just a swollen lymph node

No.92532

arent lymph nodes under your pits

No.92533

actually the lymphatic system has nodes all throughout the body the lymph nodes under your jaw on either side swell for many different reasons dont worry about it

No.92534

can you dumb it down a shade

No.92535

didnt you read higurashi

No.92536

ya but ive filled my brain full of holes and only remember retarded shite

No.92537

laughing at funny soyjaks again

No.92538

umajod

No.92539

we call that clopping round these parts city boy

No.92540

NOT clop

No.92541

https://files.catbox.moe/ul8dgk.jpg

No.92542

i have to be up by 3pm tomorrow so the double feature is cancelled but ill be shuffling one of the two

No.92543

cant understand the ys combat system

No.92544

its like stone soup or cataclysm you just walk into the guy as far as i know

No.92545

well yeah i can walk into them but NOT without whittling down my own health it says you need to attack from behind but they change direction to face you so you cant sneak up behind them

No.92546

i wouldnt know i havent played yet

No.92547

thanks for your insightful comments

No.92548

im just doing my part

No.92549

tired

No.92550

same but on larger scale

No.92551

yeah ill bet you need bigger scale alright

No.92552

im only 210 pounds rude guy

No.92553

youre on my foot fat shit

No.92554

gonna get twisted and eat curry

No.92555

wish i was religulous even if i dont believe any of it it would be sweet to meet chicks that did and be the coolest guy they knew because of my damned to eternal pain subhuman bad boy image

No.92556

groan fridge door didnt fully close for who knows how long the stuff in the door was warm had to throw out some perishables plus mop up the condensation

No.92557

left the fridge door open for like 5 hours yesterday didnt notice any problems although i didnt eat anything and just put beer into it

No.92559

guess ill give up pornographs and alcohol for lent whenever that is i only know its happening when mom starts buying tons of junk food for a few weeks

No.92560

dreamed about eating a very small thimble bowl of raisin butter gelato then went to leave and my bowl was now a large glass cup and they refilled it with a giant scoop of half melted gelato then poured it all into a plastic takeout cup and drank it through a straw

No.92561

thank christ im not dreaming your dreams what a snoozer

No.92562

im full of piss and vibuddy

No.92563

chloejod

No.92564

saw hexchat in the wild and let out a sigh of sorrow

No.92565

uh are you NOT in #ghost

No.92566

no i havent opened an irc client in more years than i want to say in front of my bros lest they be reminded of the current year lets just say my age starts with a 3 now and the last time i used it it barely started with a 2

No.92567

nice 3 year old

No.92568

use irc to download ebooks every now and then

No.92569

die poindexter

No.92570

replenished my groceries

No.92571

jod again

No.92572

for me it was pregjod

No.92573

for me it was mihari

No.92574

yesterday shaved my pubes with my electric razor and then today shaved my face with the same razor

No.92575

phew

No.92576

never used irc much got bullied out of every channel i tried to join

No.92577

ghost is basically irc

No.92578

irc was full of norms and their stupid cliques same shite as discord that the teens use now

No.92579

tarded out and made friends on irc as a teen but the group slowly fell apart and at some point i was gone long enough that i was too scared to rejoin since by that point id developed my heightened sense of self awareness wouldnt be surprised if some of them are still there or rather that their bouncers are still running

No.92580

used irc a lot between around 2002 to 2009

No.92581

>>92577
i can fly under the radar here since its all anonymous but id probably be banned or shunned if all my posts could be associated together

No.92582

would always fire up mullvad before making exceptionally bad posts on the big h to keep normseki off my trail dont need to do that anymore now that were under the merciful rule of the oatman

No.92583

theres anonymous irc

No.92584

feverish and nauseated

No.92585

might birlify

No.92586

threw 5 spicy tendies and some handfuls of crinkle cut fries in the air fyer

No.92587

the worst kind of fry

No.92588

watching anime

No.92589

or trying to but feeling to anxious to focus

No.92590

hit my head again but the back of it and on the ceiling NOT on a corner

No.92591

scrubbed my toilet

No.92592

love when a series is really hitting its groove so the author hits it with a long drawn out arc that drags on forever why are japs like this

No.92593

cracked softly

No.92594

https://www.youtube.com/@Tronicsfix/videos
sigh the norwood reaper claims aNOTher victim

No.92595

i was a competent swimmer as a kid NOT like competitive swimming or anything but i could get around in the water no problem be it pool or river or ocean havent even owned a swimsuit since then wonder if id still be able to swim or if id just flounder and drown

No.92596

NOT clicking that norm shite whatever it is

No.92597

fever NOT going away normally it does after a shower

No.92598

i was alright mom put me on swimming classes but instead of doing it seriously we usually just played around in the pool

No.92599

mom made chicken parm pasta phew

No.92601

weird how i used to be able to drink a dozen blogs no problem but now after one or two i spend the rest of the evening pissing

No.92602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagWtLyoHBk

No.92603

>>92594
looks more like chemo than norwood since his eyebrows and facial hair are gone too

No.92604

groan scammed hard store had some fancy meat on sale but it didnt ring up as the discounted price at the register and i didnt even NOTice till now

No.92605

eating bread and cheese sandwich

No.92606

ran out of instant cawfee 2 months to the day again to go through a nearly 1 pound can

No.92607

dont think i can go back now that ive taken the pill pill

No.92608

youll go back once mom finds you half naked in your room on the floor experiencing what the kids call a cardiac event

No.92609

told you i moved out besides i only take one or two a day

No.92610

nobody would even NOTice if i died

No.92611

id feel a disturbance in the force

No.92612

https://files.catbox.moe/955pjk.png

No.92613

doubt you felt anything the last times i went offline for a couple months

No.92614

whys she embarrassed

No.92615

you know

No.92616

ate 1 cookie then aNOTher then aNOTher then aNOTher

No.92617

mom got her clothes order doubled i think while i was spamming the order now button and getting tons of captchas it generated another order but only one charge

No.92618

https://files.catbox.moe/7bi74p.jpg

No.92619

shamiko

No.92620

wakejod to little angels

No.92621

post those babies

No.92622

that would be illegal

No.92623

ill be back in a bit maybe 3 hours

No.92624

what if youre NOT

No.92625

crying

No.92626

raining

No.92627

so flipping tired of sf6 this game is worthless

No.92628

too tard for fighting games

No.92629

sigh everyones at da club

No.92630

im here

No.92631

im here too dont have anything to post

No.92632

i rarely have something to post but that doesnt stop me from posting anyway

No.92633

>>92631
same my life is too uneventful

No.92634

watching the stream

No.92635

nice kiara in the new dunky video

No.92636

what stream

No.92637

playing some poke randoms

No.92638

time to eat my beans

No.92639

>>92624
but i am

No.92640

guess ill josnooze

No.92641

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nd_wYS8_kY
hoo boy

No.92642

is that a fat flip on a literal modorized kart :DDDD at 00:09

No.92643

>>92641
ban

No.92644

>>92642
looks like a two seater Please stick it in mee

No.92645

>>92642
>>92644
whats your flippin problem

No.92646

>>92641
https://files.catbox.moe/c8k01d.jpg

No.92647

curry time

No.92648

phew spermed hard now i snooze

No.92649

oog me sperm me snooze

No.92650

was about to start edging meself but i plan to game after NOT snooze

No.92651

its too late to game im just gonno make a melt

No.92652

finished smtvv

No.92653

been playin ffxii meself

No.92654

woke up sore all over again wonder if my new pillows or mattress have anything to do with it

No.92655

that or my diet consisting of utter trash for the last two weeks

No.92656

could go for some trash

No.92657

well then come on over

No.92658

longshowered and by long i mean over 5 minutes

No.92659

call me crazy given that its not even 2am but i know im not gonno game or watch might as well just snooze before i have too much to think

No.92660

playing ease

No.92661

playing on easy couldnt beat the boss yesterday so i left and got all the best equipment and grinded to the xp cap went back and still died but at least im making a dent in its healthbar now

No.92662

finally beat it

No.92663

watched the ballad of narayama oh flip that was a good one

No.92664

groan raining there goes my shopping plans

No.92665

new game dungeon

No.92666

love walking to the store in the rain whats the problem

No.92667

i dont want my bread getting wet on the way back

No.92668

equip a nice waterproof backpack

No.92669

dont have anything like that but the rains died down so nows my chance

No.92670

more like rosses gay dungeon elemayo

No.92671

went to aldi where you have to bring your own bag and they scan faster than the speed of sound so you have to arrange your items on the belt in the order you can just push them in your bag checkout lady reached across all my heavy items to grab the one delicate bag and shoved it at me before the person in front had even cleared their stuff so i had to fumble with all my items and money dropped some coins just flipping kill me instead next time why dont you

No.92672

they made plastic bags illegal here years ago so you have to bring your own bags to every store

speaking of which guess ill take my own bag to the liquor store and get twisted

No.92673

ya theres no plastic bags anywhere else here either but even when there were aldi didnt have them so i mentioned it to help introduce the setting to the unfamiliar reader at least i managed to get my bread n blogs

No.92674

found an idol who calls herself riona

No.92675

love some nice ryona NOT the really harsh stuff preferably NOThing breaking the skin just like punches and kicks

No.92676

you know you can just make people wait at aldi the cashier doesnt care

No.92677

https://files.catbox.moe/nlkmla.jpg

No.92678

if she didnt care she wouldnt be glaring at me as she hands me stuff out of order over the register NOT even waiting to put it in the little landing area because theres no room because the person in front took more than 5 seconds to grab their stuff

No.92679

babu

No.92680

been browsing aliexpress a bit lately love the mega deal 90% off only x dollars links on the front page where when you click its like just the replacement cable thats that cheap

No.92681

might daycrack

No.92682

twisted open a cola instead

No.92683

eating cheese pretzel

No.92684

https://files.catbox.moe/awpgxs.png

No.92685

dumb bitch has no idea what i could do to her

No.92686

you couldnt do shit NOT with me around

No.92687

id kill you

No.92688

nah

No.92689

gaming by which i mean watching and reading then occasionally holding down a button to autobattle

No.92690

i have arisen from my slumber

No.92691

hows that working out for you

No.92692

not too bad so far

No.92693

stretched my calves

No.92694

https://files.catbox.moe/o249ro.png

No.92695

dont get it

No.92696

cracked

No.92697

sausage time

No.92698

itchy bhole

No.92699

eating cheese

No.92700

ate some mashed taters and steak

No.92701

hope you had some nice a1 with that

No.92702

and some sauerkraut mayo mix

No.92703

remembered a time i made a fool of myself

No.92704

thunderstorming hard with hail

No.92705

have a fever

No.92706

Your request looks automated; Post discarded.

cmon otamin let me in already

No.92707

phew took 5 tries

No.92708

this respiratory illness is really nasty it put a permanent smell in my nose like burnt drywall and vomit and then all food tastes the same way

No.92709

sigh cant believe you fell for the wuflu meme

No.92710

could be monkypox

No.92711

>>92665
nice try

No.92712

you made me scroll up just for that

No.92713

had two blogs id like to have aNOTher but only got two in the fridge so thatd mean none tomorrow

No.92714

cracked it open anyway im NOT letting the future be the boss of the present

No.92715

just have em all and deal with not having any tomorrow

No.92716

gonno regret this tomorrow

No.92717

imperishable night is now 20 years old

No.92718

imperishable norm

No.92719

im perished

No.92720

https://files.catbox.moe/cdgjpl.jpg

No.92721

dont click agps

No.92722

ota meetup

No.92723

think im near the end of my game

No.92724

eating orange cake

No.92725

if i had to guess id say im halfway done

No.92726

well guess ill save the ending for later and lie down

No.92727

eating sammy

No.92729

>>92720
cool looking dudes what are they up to

No.92730

browsing yuri art

No.92731

oh i mean thats what im doing right now i wasnt answering your question

No.92732

sipping coffee #6

No.92733

but that does answer his question as well

No.92734

guess ill pirate a nice gog game

No.92735

bastard youre taking advantage of their generosity to consumers

No.92736

they wont even notice

No.92737

bored how many years does pnig have left in the slammer

No.92738

not sure myself

No.92739

https://files.catbox.moe/lph6tn.png

No.92740

pasted pnig taking all the pandering courses to look like a good boy at his next parole hearing

No.92741

ac guys are coming to replace my 20 year old ac unit

No.92742

no one likes a cynic maybe he just wants to learn about cultural diversity while hes in there

No.92743

nice ac guys

No.92744

first online friend was named cynicalmime

No.92745

gonno steal that the next time i need a username

No.92746

went too long between gamings forgot some stuff

No.92747

ac is installed phew nice and cool in here

No.92748

cool or cool

No.92749

you know

No.92750

only ever lived in one place with an outdoor ac and we didnt use it because the last tenants dogs blasted it with piss

No.92751

what the flip

No.92752

https://files.catbox.moe/eidhw5.jpeg pasted chinks

No.92753

guess ill start cracking and make a pair of quesodillas im gonno watch both of the movies i didnt get to the other night if it kills me

No.92754

which movies

No.92755

https://files.catbox.moe/kyggu9.png

No.92756

>>92754
the seven ups and night of the creeps

No.92757

>>92755
if i got my hands on this little slit she wouldnt make that face ever again

No.92758

cloudy piss

No.92759

blast it in the aircon

No.92760

woke showered took a half pill eating chocolate chip bread now

No.92761

i dont have ac anymore

No.92762

playing ys ive maxed everything and got no flipping clue where to go

No.92763

normbor keeps setting off the smoke alarm on and off on and off for the past half hour give it a flipping rest and order some pizza instead already

No.92764

im gonno play yease next instead of dragon warrior v a guy on mobygames said it blows

No.92765

>>92763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

No.92766

uh v was flippin epic

No.92767

it got a 3/5 im not interested

No.92768

youd trust some revienorm over your ghostbro played v a year or two ago on my trusty ds and it was epic didnt manage to recruit an lms before giving up but i did get a normal metal slime also beat the postgame superboss

No.92769

better than yeezy has been so far thats for sure

No.92770

wasnt ever considering playing the ds version if you had said something then you could have preemptively changed my mind but were in now now its too late

No.92771

pretty sure i did and you just skipped it as usual

No.92772

i think not but its possible my mindhima ram gets wiped every night when i power down

No.92773

nah i defiantly posted when i beat the last tnt board

No.92774

must have mentally autofiltered it like ive been doing for 9 years with anything related to fate stay cellphone or any of the other gay shit i dont understand

No.92775

uh if you autofilter posts about games you havent played how could someone preemptively change your mind about a game

No.92776

youve convinced me ill play it but only because i have no job and the one i really want to play Torneko no Daibouken: Fushigi no Dungeon was released the year after

No.92777

remember to let us know which girl you pick

No.92778

>>92717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akruuGG6JVo

No.92779

>>92777
youll have to remind me Please stick it in mee

No.92780

moms making me go to the store with her tonight but after 3 weeks of ross giving me a big flip you middle finger i wont bother getting snacks

No.92781

how could you forget to tell your bros about the biggest decision of a mans life

No.92782

im NOT a man more like some kind of overgrown baby a pussy manbaby if you will

No.92783

cried while peeing again

No.92784

you dont take a piss you leave a piss

No.92785

didnt watch either of those movies again i just watched a longplay of a game i used to sit in front of the dell and play while getting into screaming matches with mom about how all the other kids on the street are out playing and im sitting inside

No.92786

hell ya head out there and shoot some hoops with the bros

No.92787

things wouldve been different if i didnt crash on my bike as a shota

No.92788

>>92786
i shot hoops alone and i shot ropes alone

No.92789

mom gave me a bunch of shit about how hard it was to move my baseketball hoop to a 4th address in 15 years well you know what i always say tfs

No.92790

eating sandwich

No.92791

whats on that sucker

No.92792

butter mustard fleischwurst butterkase

No.92793

i know some of those words but i hope you arent practicing cannibalism the fleisch part has me nervous

No.92794

its just blogna

No.92795

well ya you can blogna anything here in the ussa its made out of rats and hobos

No.92796

could go for aNOTher but i only have 1 roll and 1 croissant left and i need to save some for dinner

No.92797

im sorry in advance if any of you have to eat the luncheon meat made out of my decaying bloated carcass oscar mayer finds under an overpass in the future

No.92798

sigh fine i fished the package out of the trash the first ingredients are 70% chicken and turkey in an unspecified ratio followed by water then chicken fat with skin then salt

No.92799

all good stuff i love chicken and turkey and water and fat and skin and salt i ate all of those except the turkey for dinner

No.92800

caved in eating butter cheese croissant sandwich

No.92801

used to love crossaints there was a place that sold them but then the faggot transplants found out and they went to like 8bux a pop

No.92802

uh 8 flipping bucks for a croissant i dont believe you incidentally theyre 60 cents here

No.92803

believe it mothafucka

No.92804

nah i need proof

No.92805

5 bucks for a friendish dozen at walmart

No.92806

present a rectal scan hop on a plane fly into george bushes weimerica and take a look for yourself id be surprised if you could get someone to spit on you for less than a dollar

No.92807

i feel envious of you yuropeons you never had expectations of anything everyone here born since 1970 thought we were getting the world on a platter

No.92808

things are turning around were finally getting a Black woman president america is saved

No.92809

keep that shit on one of the other boards where all the queers hang out this is gods cuntry

No.92810

jesus was black

No.92811

lets not kid ourselves he was deeply tanned from living out in the middle of fuckin nowhere youve seen it in your japanese animes girls tan after two weeks in okinawa

No.92812

i know youre coolfacing but i have huge problems with people saying any tanned guy from history was a buddy we can all be honest in the 21st century theyre just tumors on civilization sure every once in a while one of them spams a website and funnels the traffic to his own before calling the cops on himself for child pornography but most of them are bad news

No.92813

considering the time im guessing freak is freaking dont you have a gf you shouldnt be sperging online about random shite its unbecoming

No.92814

time NOThin dont compare me to that mentally ill hypocrite nay freak if i was australian i would be mobilizing to murder members of parliment immeditately he has no problem with chink spies invading the largest corporations in ausfalia as long as he can pay to blow an air kiss to one

No.92815

im naked

No.92816

been sleeping naked for the past couple of months its great

No.92817

sleep nekkid sometimes but only if i feel clean enough

No.92818

ate too much chocolate n cookies

No.92819

i cant imagine being naked in front of a girl unless she was unconscious i dont think i ever took my underpantaloons off in the locker room

No.92820

i mean of course i can imagine it ive seen enough of the p0n0s in vag00 documentaries they post on the net Please stick it in mee i just cant imagine really doing it in rl

No.92821

i am the chris chan of our time

No.92822

climbed a mountain at night and jod standing on an outlook overlooking the city below once as a teen in my deviant phase so if you think about it ive been naked in front of thousands of girls

No.92823

weres your wiki and ironic fandom of norms

No.92824

>>92822
if you want to get technical who hasnt beaten off with mom asleep in the same room the difference is whether it was your intention or not

No.92825

ryougi banner

No.92826

>>92824
uh ive never done that sicko

No.92827

again its not by choice or really relevant at all

No.92828

never once yanked it with mom could you NOT wait till you could at least hide in the bathroom

No.92829

behind on my seasonals behind on my pixiv follows behind on my gaming behind on my manga what the flip have i even been doing all day every day

No.92830

you cant be behind on stuff you dont actually need to do

No.92831

woah there is a jug of milk in the fridge it says expires yesterday wish me luck

No.92832

>>92830
these are things i need to do

No.92833

ordered a turkish towel

No.92834

got my cube time down to a cool 3 minutes

No.92835

cant do a single pullup

No.92836

https://files.catbox.moe/w2kn7o.jpg

No.92837

dont have anywhere i can attempt a pullup

No.92838

https://files.catbox.moe/p178j6.png

No.92839

me

No.92840

thinking about the amagi brilliant babes

No.92841

cracked the one blog i have its a gsnapfruit radler so the same amount of alcohol as less than half a fluid oz of blogka been getting lots of these lately think i prefer NOT getting blogged off me gourd used to mix blogka with gsnapfruit juice in a pint mason jar so its basically a healthier version of that

No.92842

>>92840
sigh

No.92843

only have one blog left too but im NOT happy about it i was supposed to go to the store with mom tonight and get more

No.92844

https://files.catbox.moe/zy2j07.jpg

No.92845

well why didntcha

No.92846

she decided to go some other time and there were no good sales on processed frozen poison so i didnt try to change her mind

No.92847

brewin some coffee

No.92848

uh brew the crystals just dissolve if you stir

No.92849

ive been out of instant for 2 days ive made it in a press pot today and yesterday

No.92850

im a pourover supremacist

No.92851

got a nice calisthenics area in the park outside might try doing a pull up when no ones around

No.92852

urethra starting to burn

No.92853

burn has set in fml

No.92854

>>92852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLMGhFt0KU0

No.92855

ate choco

No.92856

starting to worry i might NOT actually be vol

No.92857

playing a mandatory blackjack minigame im cheating by following the strategy on wikipedia but its only fair because the computer is cheating by NOT giving me a single win anyway starting to rage

No.92858

blackjack is the only one im not to tard to understand

No.92859

well i finally won and it transitioned to poker now ive just got no flippin chance

No.92860

the controls are flipping retarded you select the cards to hold instead of those to swap and i keep flipping it up im raging

No.92861

https://files.catbox.moe/an0ncx.png

No.92862

gonno become a blackjack card counter and break vegas

No.92863

thought they patched that exploit

No.92864

jod

No.92865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT93us2qIV8

No.92866

NOThin monke

No.92867

>>92864
think ill do the same and then quit forever tomorrow

No.92868

invested too much time in honing my craft to quit its basically just a hobby like any other by now

No.92869

though things took a hit when i had to throw out all my toys a month ago

No.92870

woke up mornin guys

No.92871

im NOT a guy by choice you know

No.92872

henri loves you no matter what your gender identity is

No.92873

playing wc3 custom maps

No.92874

ate a 5 dollar and 89 cent ribeye for dinner

No.92875

as for me sis made me a chicken sandwich

No.92876

nice maternal instinct sis

No.92877

i used to be a ghost

No.92878

thunder

No.92879

was thinking about my favorite wc3 custom map just yesterday

No.92881

used to play mostly dota but also tower def and some other weird games like trolls vs elves and that one final fantasy rpg map

No.92882

feastin on green curry

No.92883

missed out on that whole era i was born like three years too late to have played it i dont know why i never did though they were selling those battle chests for like 10 years afterwards

No.92884

the really crazy thing is mom had taken a macintosh home from work around that time and blizzard was one of the only ones i can think of actually releasing games for it and i still never played i did play wow on it at first though

No.92885

only ended up playing wow on private servers because i couldnt be bothered to level a character past 30 it was too slow

No.92886

nah now that i think about it it was unplayable on that one

No.92887

bored

No.92888

feeling a lil teen tonight might listen to rammstein and game

No.92889

tried to game had half my party die in one encounter two steps into the dungeon and ragequit

No.92890

woke up jaw hurts still i read online that you should try to push your chin out but the way my head rests on my pillow pushes it the other way theyre new so maybe it wasnt like this with my last pillows those were more flat

No.92891

cant barely remember what its like to snooze with a pillow

No.92892

i cant sleep without hugging a big pillow

No.92893

dreamed about there having had been a breastmilk scandal in the 2000s involving the canadian prime minister and a network of elite canadians

No.92894

guess ill darkshower and boil up some egg noodles

No.92895

curejod

No.92896

guess ill lightshower and pop half a pill

No.92897

thinking about celebrating two whole months of not drinking by cracking

No.92898

youve earned it

No.92899

stuck on aNOTher boss

No.92900

jod again

No.92901

feels good to be buzzed again cant believe i went two months without this

No.92902

slow down there or youll regret it tomorrow

No.92903

pretty buzzed now between the alcohol tolerance reset and calorie deficiency

No.92904

sigh miss the days of fasting then chugging a dozen warm ones and waking up on a soaked mattress well actually i dont

No.92905

happy youre having fun and NOT in a sarcastic way did you feel any better in those two months

No.92906

no

No.92907

id say i dont believe you there has to be some kind of objective improvement even just from the increased testosterone and better sleep but i havent tried it meself to verify

No.92908

nah its all a flipping meme were eternal losers

No.92909

well maybe but i guess you needed to change something else along with it to notice like snoozing earlier or keeping the room clean

No.92910

yeah ill just have to try those next

No.92911

guess ill snooze

No.92912

out of bread

No.92913

guess ill go buy some

No.92914

bought 4 rolls 2 croissants 1 cheesy roll 1 flaky pastry

No.92915

phew im loaded with carbs now

No.92916

can only get like a tenth of the way through this bosss healthbar before dying gave up and looked up if theres some truck im missing but no the suggested strategy is just to do it might just give up on since theres no way ill beat it and apparently the final boss is several times worse

No.92917

i mena trick

No.92918

crashed hard after those carbs

No.92919

store ran out of everything bagels so this week my scrambled eggs are going on cinnamon raisin and actually theyre pretty good

No.92920

throw that garbage in the trash and get some nice salt bagels instead

No.92921

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1agQE9Hr08

No.92922

took one of moms ssri now theres a metallic taste in my mouth and my face and neck are all tensed up

No.92923

i couldve punched you in the face for free if thats all you wanted

No.92924

went to the store bought my two blogs for the day it was a different lady who went off my memorized script but still managed to pay and get out

No.92925

https://files.catbox.moe/yh75zk.jpg

No.92926

stale

No.92927

nauseated

No.92928

starting to wonder if the majority of my daily health problems are psychosomatic

No.92929

psychowhat now

No.92930

triggered and or exacerbated by mental factors such as stress

No.92931

https://files.catbox.moe/aghvzz.jpg

No.92932

got a rice cooker

No.92933

cant stop replaying me making a fool of myself at the store in my head and i might NOT even be able to crack tonight so the visit was pointless anyway

No.92934

cant be worse than the hundreds of times ive humilated meself

No.92935

it wasnt that bad i doubt the lady even remembered anything 20 seconds later but that isnt the point

No.92936

>>92933
do that all day every single day but every time its a randomly selected memory sometimes it gets bad and i end up swearing at myself out loud

No.92937

its time to leave the past in the past

No.92938

https://files.catbox.moe/ue6375.jpg

No.92939

loved the first episode of that show

No.92940

what about the rest

No.92941

time to head to bed opened to window immediately met with a perfectly framed full moon had to suppress the urge to howl

No.92942

was pretty good throughout gave it an 8

No.92943

did manage to beat that boss had to backtrack and search every nook and cranny of the tower to find an item i had missed which is difficult when the layout is set up to make it impossible to tell where you are but i cant progress anyway because i guess i still missed something flip this i quit

No.92944

mom mentioned going to burger king i may force myself to go so i can grab some quick blogs

No.92945

didnt know burger king had blogs

No.92946

they dont but the grocery store across the street from it does

No.92947

havent had burger king since i was a wee lad only other chains

No.92948

applied for a cleaner job im gonna make it bros

No.92949

clean it up jan

No.92950

>>92947
its the cheapest in the area and they give paper coupons

No.92951

tardlaughing hard at the bloodborne threads glad things dont change that much after all

No.92952

need to gaj but fully remote and email only dont want to call anyone or use zoom or teams

No.92953

sisters firm landed a huge new client but they gave it to one of their most experienced senior people so shes really mad and talking about quitting even though she only worked there for 2 years

No.92954

not surprised they didnt give it to her she sounds like a moron

No.92955

cant imagine what it must be like being an adult im only 32 and i still need mom to clean after me

No.92956

come live with me for a while and ill teach you everything you need to know about being a man

No.92957

do you iron your clothes and stuff never figured how that works and how people include that kind of stuff on their routines

No.92958

ironing your clothes is only for people who work white collar jobs i just lie around all day getting flipped up

No.92959

oh

No.92960

did something just as bad as aldi guy mom gave me money for blogs and said how much it was added everything up in my head put my stuff on the wrong register had to pick it up and move it asked for a natty daddy price check the total was approximately as much as i had got carded counted the bills out to what it was put it on the counter and i was 2 dollars short put the daddy back and got the hell out of there thought i got ripped off but somehow the 2 dollars ended up getting stuck behind the thing in my wallet for a spare house key

No.92961

you flipped up big time young man

No.92962

guess ill game

No.92963

hello oaters

No.92964

oats

No.92965

sipping some coke zero sis is cooking me some carbonara

No.92966

forgot i didnt have cawfee today for the first time in months

No.92967

how are you feeling

No.92968

largely the same im more tired and sound dumber when speaking though

No.92969

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx-cdrHiGd0

No.92970

didnt even finish the second one

No.92971

d for dragon Please stick it in mee

No.92972

big bros coming over to get drunk and watch movies

No.92973

i know why you and i can do that pretty much every night but doesnt he have a j

No.92974

nobody works all the time

No.92975

ya but they usually do before 3pm on tuesdays which is around the time i plan to wake up after doing the same thing you two are

No.92976

he works shift and often has a bunch of days off in a row

No.92977

thats what i need except i need to do just one shift a month and get paid 100 grand

No.92978

very cool of ross to twice say the new game dungeon will be out immediately after 7 months without one but then NOT post it for 3 weeks

No.92979

glad i dont follow any tubers

No.92980

ive been watching ross about as long as those faggots have been alive

No.92981

didnt know ross was big before youtube

No.92982

guess ill do some snoozin

No.92983

made 3scoop instant but halfway through the taste got too sickening so i had to heat some more water and dilute

No.92984

you shouldnt be drinking it long enough to notice the taste

No.92985

only reason to make coffee now is if i want to sip and savor it ive got pills if i just need to get my heart thumping

No.92986

think i found the problem this fridge has a middle state where it appears closed but isnt fully sealed so moisture and warmth can get inside groan there goes my milk again

No.92987

only buy the local farm milk so that it cant go bad it just sours and stays perfectly drinkable like buttermilk mom wont touch it but ive never gotten sick

No.92988

why arent you supporting your local walmart

No.92989

big bro came over we watched the ghost writer and then played tekken 3

No.92990

went to the doctors office and the nurse told me about the birth control implant in her arm

No.92991

didnt know foids could grow babies in their arms

No.92992

have a birth control implant in my personality

No.92993

help im alive

No.92994

my plastic chinese junk arrived but it needs batteries guess its shopping time

No.92995

only had two items old lady at the store let me go in front of her

No.92996

https://files.catbox.moe/nf4cjb.png

No.92997

shouldve told that old bitch to save her pity

No.92998

shaved my neetbeard what an ordeal that was but now im lookin mighty fine if i do say so myself

No.92999

pic

No.93000

maybe some other time

No.93001

how bout now

No.93002

cracked

No.93003

electromassaging my knee joints got new pads that are more larger and flexible so the contact is better feels good

No.93004

eating croissant with off brand nutella baked inside

No.93005

weird it was like a quarter a price of the chocolate croissants but even better even putting aside the fact that chocolate croissants are real croissants

No.93006

i mena arent

No.93007

/ghost/ - The Graveyard

No.93008

what are they

No.93009

they are what they are but they arent crescent shaped for one

No.93010

eating cheesy bread

No.93011

cheesy

No.93012

it aint easy bein cheezy

No.93013

https://files.catbox.moe/eeqbre.jpg

No.93014

urge to rape… rising…

No.93015

gth potato chef

No.93016

hajime would protect yunyun anyway

No.93017

just learned that ota works with arbitrary subdomains although the ssl cert is invalid

No.93018

hate when i load a neglected otapage and the new years music starts blaring

No.93019

out of blogs and wish i wasnt out of blogs

No.93020

didnt snooze well caved and had normffeine

No.93021

https://files.catbox.moe/qu2lx7.webm

No.93022

is that homuha

No.93023

no its the new mahou shoujo in an anime im watching she has pottymouth moe

No.93024

is it really appropriate for a man in his 30s to still be watching mahou shoujo anime

No.93025

thats just the setting its a shounen romance with male mc

No.93026

>>93024
thats the only time it is appropriate

No.93027

im teen

No.93028

https://files.catbox.moe/uaa59r.jpg

No.93029

nice ancient meme

No.93030

i love memes

No.93031

im gay retard

No.93032

im only one of those

No.93033

got a nice qbittorrent constant stalling bug im too lazy to fix so i put it and my normfox window side by side and im clicking force resume over and over

No.93034

sure youre not out of hard drive space or something

No.93035

nah that gives a different error its 20gb and before i started it i had 50 free

No.93036

have you tried turning it off and on again

No.93037

ya this happens every time i start one if the location is set to a certain drive but im usually able to force it through once it downloads the first 10 percent or so

No.93038

something else is gonna get forced through if you dont shut it poindexter

No.93039

would be too much of a pmb to snap even if there were no consequences

No.93040

when the time comes ill simply snap twice as much for the both of us

No.93041

mowed

No.93042

time to eat my beans

No.93043

this buddy eating beans

No.93056

made refried beaner burritos meself some of it jumped out of the pan and onto my wrist already have a burn bubble luckily it doesnt interfere with my mouse usage

No.93057

whats going on with ota its slow

No.93058

theres a guy futher back in the thread hacking it or something

No.93059

think mom is senile or has an iq in the 80s i dont think she should be allowed to handle money

No.93060

nice hackerman

No.93061

feasted like a ravenous beast

No.93062

guess ill snooze

No.93063

wouldnt it be awesome if in exchange for giving up women friendships and employment we at least were given security stability and a modest life as hermits

No.93064

you do as long as youre not a third worlder or american

No.93065

nice finnbrag

No.93066

i wish

No.93067

sick of you guys treating finland like some kind of paradise theres no way its as good as youre imagining

No.93068

ive played unreal world i think i know what its like

No.93069

smells weird in me room like burning plastic i noticed it out in the yard earlier today some norms tires are probably in my nose right now because the acs sucking it up

No.93070

turned it off for the first time in two months the silence is making me nervous

No.93071

guess ill make scrambled smeggs with extra cheese

No.93072

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQcaPVGUtuA
oh flip

No.93073

dreamed i was chatting with my cousin

No.93074

wonder if hes allowed to listen to that as part of his cultural diversity

No.93075

sigh thought that link was gonno be a nice game dungeon

No.93076

woke up edged for an hour guess ill keep rotting

No.93077

some of these new idols are really sexy i guess they arent that new anymore i dont know a thing about their personalities didnt watch the anime i downloaded the first ep but wasnt in the mood for a cg show at the time apparently it didnt completely bomb because wikipedia says theyre making a second season

No.93078

https://files.catbox.moe/y5fd06.jpg

No.93079

guess ill snooze i dont think i can drink these miller high lifes i bought fast enough to get drunk i woke up last night after like 3 hours and i can feel myself sobering up after 10

No.93080

how bout getting some good ol natty ice next time

No.93081

thought id mix it up

No.93082

and when has that every had a good result

No.93083

every once in a while it does this simply wasnt one of those instances

No.93084

got blogs bread meat cheese milk

No.93085

woke up nose is running

No.93086

better catch it

No.93087

fucking hell https://files.catbox.moe/ohrmat.webm

No.93088

NOT clicking that fnorm

No.93089

its better you dont click unless you really needed aNOTher reminder that everything you loved as a young lad has been violated and desecrated by norms

No.93090

gee sure love when i head to a site and enter my username and password in the username and password field featured prominently on the homepage only to be told that usernames already registered and i have to hunt for the itty bitty login button hidden in the corner because they couldnt think to make that built into the main displayed form

No.93091

why would you love that it sounds annoying

No.93092

JOD

No.93093

oops

No.93094

>>93091
https://files.catbox.moe/dhxs59.jpg

No.93095

drinking weissbier

No.93096

just remembered i had a dream where i jod and spermed hard surprised it wasnt a wet dream

No.93097

shooting blanks

No.93098

made a bit more progress but lost all my equipment and have to wander around and find it all again or try to remember how i made progress since the last alternate save i made a while back getting close to giving up and looking up a map

No.93099

ate cheese and prosciutto sandwich

No.93100

makeshift mousepad starting to NOT work so well since its just a thin sponge thing without a top or bottom so it slides around by now more than my mouse moves

No.93101

eat it

No.93102

the sponge or the mouse

No.93103

feasted hard starting to bloat made aNOTher sandwich and cracked some more

No.93104

sigh out of sweets

No.93105

groan got aNOTher email about that norms honda hes taking it in for service and i got the confirmation email theres a button to cancel the appointment and the devil and angel on my shoulders are battling over what to do

No.93106

awful snooze again sigh todays mow is cancelled

No.93107

also gave me his info including full name phone number and address PREDICTABLE that a dealership would just openly send this data

No.93108

ruin that norms life

No.93109

ruin your anus

No.93110

>>93107
computers are evil and anyone advocating their use in society needs to be killed

No.93111

i need a job

No.93112

then get one

No.93113

just get a job

No.93114

computers already ruined my life so im going to continue advocating for their use

No.93115

mom said i have issues with authority

No.93116

The Linux operating system has reached a notable milestone in desktop market share, according to the latest data from StatCounter. As of July 2024, Linux has achieved a 4.45% market share for desktop operating systems worldwide.

crying it truly is the year of the linux desktop

No.93117

its happening i should start dualbooting again i dont want to miss out

No.93118

https://files.catbox.moe/owl2ir.jpg

No.93119

yep there goes another fandom i guess its time to jump ship and install bsd

No.93120

love some nice bsdm

No.93121

i have the urge to violently assault a small child girl

No.93122

https://files.catbox.moe/zxm4zv.jpg

No.93123

i have the urge to violently assault you

No.93124

kya

No.93125

>>93122
shes ready

No.93126

as the ancient hawaiians used to say its time for a dicking

No.93127

cant lojo

No.93128

shit and piss and shit and piss

No.93129

dont want to but im going to the store with mom i need to knock myself out tonight

No.93130

watching an entuber play scape

No.93131

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-SxIZD7ksE

No.93132

i need to cum

No.93133

bought a soldering iron and solder and fixed my headphones basically removed the original cable fixed a female p2 jack to the can and soldering it inside
soldering tiny gauge audio wires is hell so i do not recommend it

No.93134

bought some blogs put the change in the bag locked the bag in moms car went to the dollar store for snacks waited for a few minutes in line decided to get my money out while i was waiting saw my wallet was empty the lady ahead of me turned around and started talking while looking at me and i thought she was asking if i wanted to go ahead because i had less stuff so i tardmumbled out a reply but she completely ignored me and was looking over my shoulder while still talking to the cashier went to put my stuff back in the same aisle as she was so i kept walking threw it on a random shelf and hooked around the other side of the store to leave guess im not going back for a while

No.93135

how about going back never

No.93136

that was the first time ive gone back in two years when the cashier just walked out while i was waiting in line and i dropped my stuff on a random shelf and left

No.93137

teeth are sore just flossed spat a mouthful of blood into the trash

No.93138

most of hetalia fanbase seem to be fujoshi or am i misreading something

No.93139

why didnt you spit it into the sink

No.93140

i did but not enough i guess i could still taste it after i had left the bathroom

No.93141

thinking about final fantasy v

No.93142

never played

No.93143

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNMlwOVaGBE

No.93144

love all teh job system ffs

No.93145

>>93133
had to solder my headphones a while back because kitty snacked on them had to cut a big chunk off to seperate the wires but thankfully it worked

No.93146

feel like real life is basically when frodo sees the destruction of the shire in galadriels mirror except i cant do anything to stop it

No.93147

gonno steam a dog maybe 2 with mustard relish and onion

No.93148

>>93138
youre well over a decade late with that observation

No.93149

im fudanshi

No.93150

walked around outside in the yard with me crocs and socks off because it was almost a full moon

No.93151

moms doctor said that keeps you from going hollow

No.93152

im shounen

No.93153

letter arriving today estimated in the next hour that i need to sign for with id

No.93154

kowai

No.93155

it wasnt so bad the guy had trouble entering my data so i stood awkwardly holding up my id mostly outside but with my foot wedged in the door for a few minutes as he mumbled to himself scrolling through his handheld thingy about a foot away from my face but i got through without actually needing to say a single word i did say thanks at the end

No.93156

im terrified just reading about it and i left the house tonight

No.93157

eating sausage

No.93158

nice ive got one brat left in the fridge was thinking of cooking it up with some pasta later

No.93159

slavesta

No.93160

NOThin slave

No.93161

wonder if the norms already changed the names of jango and boba fetts ships from slave 1 and slave 2 to some cool shit like subordinate 1 and 2

No.93162

yeah they did a couple years ago

No.93163

booba fets sub ships

No.93164

the nerds at wookiepedia havent changed the page names from what i can tell

No.93165

yidsney officially changed the name to something gay that i cant remember i remember people making fun of them at the time

No.93166

sigh i was like 18 when i was in a gaylo reacharound lobby and someone i met on the net told me they had bought it

No.93167

last one i bought was 3

No.93168

either im a year or two younger than you or im more retarded

No.93169

not sure the timing is just based around big bro getting his own computer and no longer having to take turns making do with lesser entertainment like consoles or tv

No.93170

NOThin lesser i had more fun watching cable tv and playing console games than ive had since but that just proves my hypothesis that i am a retard

No.93171

flushed while sitting and splashed me balls

No.93172

nah theres no way id be sitting around playing gaylo instead of browsing the 4 and playing dota if given the option

No.93173

i was doing the first two but skipped the third

No.93174

couldnt play normlo growing up could only listen to all the cool kids talking about it

No.93175

can only cum while remembering how it feels to be cummed inside of

No.93176

old baba across the street spends all her time propped on the windowsill eyeing and or talking to people and cars that pass by shes got a good eye too was looking straight at me when i so much as lifted a single blind to peek through my window though ive got a blind half lifted now so i can peek out without needing to move it

No.93177

never been cummed inside of wouldnt it just feel like a really small enema

No.93178

drank a bottle of cola that was a mistake opened the floodgates

No.93179

shat on a public toilet the seat was warm and my dick touched the edge of the bowl several times

No.93180

sizebrag

No.93181

https://files.catbox.moe/dt4c4j.png

No.93182

fryin up that sausage and noodles

No.93183

guess ill watch some isekai

No.93184

>>93179
uh on

No.93185

dont understand why in and on are so hard for esls

No.93186

maybe toilets arent common in his country

No.93187

feel like a mania episode is about to start havent felt like this in almost two years thought it wouldnt happen again

No.93188

are you one of those people who likes to get in the toilet

No.93189

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VInSCDVnP0

No.93190

thumbs hurting also twitching

No.93191

i have 320 thousand files to copy

No.93192

how many of those files are actually worth keeping

No.93194

etto…

No.93195

thats NOT that many

No.93196

https://files.catbox.moe/xvdfpv.jpg

No.93197

hour and a half ross

No.93198

watched bob ross when i was in a bad place as a teen it helped me calm down

No.93199

hope that guy has some snacks

No.93200

new game dungeon

No.93201

die skipper

No.93202

jrpgaming teared up at a story section

No.93203

gonno make some pasta and watch that ross

No.93204

might ram for a bit

No.93205

submitted 1 j application today

No.93206

uh application you just walk in and ask to speak to the manager

No.93207

thinkin its time to shower then snooze

No.93208

https://files.catbox.moe/say7xu.jpg

No.93209

they forced one of my favorite chinese places to shut down because the strip malls landowner wants to demolish and turn it into luxury highrise apartments

No.93210

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI

No.93211

https://youtu.be/Hj1HrEy12lU

No.93212

butthurt chinks

No.93213

the obese guy in front of me at chipotle ordered steak and cheese burritos for him and his fat girlfriend with queso on top of shredded cheese and then he paid with a 50 dollar bill which required the cashier to go back to the office for change

No.93214

gonno have to pay with a 50 pretty soon myself im just about out of other smaller bills unless i want to walk all the way to the bank

No.93215

had my alarm set for 1pm because mom was leaving work early for a doctors appointment woke up to the sound of her coming home got up and checked the time it was 5pm and she had come home left for the appointment came back from it was here for a bit left for the store and what i woke up to was her coming back from that oops

No.93216

one of siss exes used to work night shift security guard

No.93217

>>93197
>>93200
oh hell ya just saw it in the rss reader im not watching it now though it requires preparation to enjoy fully

No.93218

NOT able to control my thumb right like it feels weird and just isnt moving how i want it to hope this is just one of those things that goes away after sleeping

No.93219

im boycotting that moldy faggot

No.93220

was never smart enough to figure out how to use rss

No.93221

its the same process as adding a magnet link to your torrent client

No.93222

uhh yeah just tard out and charge your dilithium crystals with the power converter slow your roll flippin technorm

No.93223

do you call your mommy upstairs to turn on and off the computer for you too

No.93224

never turn off the pc

No.93225

>>93222
the only crystals i know how to use are jo

No.93226

>>93223
this reminds me of a post a certain arrogant nig of the ped persuasion made a long time ago look at how that ended up turning out for him before you tardshame

No.93227

i deserve sex

No.93228

>>93226
bh

No.93229

kind of glad im never gonno have sex it seems kind of scary

No.93230

jod to some real people NOT drawings porn

No.93231

no point in sex if youre NOT gonno have kids

No.93232

theres no point in having kids

No.93233

mommy need grandchildren

No.93234

sometimes i watch live porn to get a better sense of whats realistic helps me appreciate good art more

No.93235

that stuff is faker than the art

No.93236

i mean in the physical sense like how joints bend

No.93237

>>93228
its he whose butt is hurting

No.93238

hes cauc hes got aryan brotherhood protection

No.93239

they put him in the low security peditentiary theres no gangs bet those guys just sit around telling war stories and making plans to go loliwatching when they get out

No.93240

hes the shot caller for the ab ped division

No.93241

gonno save the new ross for a more auspicious time

No.93242

flush that idiot

No.93243

felt awful all day

No.93244

same tummys had a weird bloated feeling since tuesday night

No.93245

kinda hungry but mom is not here yet

No.93246

guess ill trick my bone into thinking its having intercourse with a human female by pulling on it while looking at the rectangle

No.93247

same but aided by a vivid imagination powerful memory and keen observation skills instead of a rectangle

No.93248

i take the fast food approach i type words in i look at what comes up and yank it

No.93249

as for me i need to research

No.93250

guess ill make turkey bacon egg and cheese on a bun then try to find some vids to occupy me all night

No.93251

pissed out me arse so hard i was gripping the sink for dear life

No.93252

woke up felt disgusted at the tabs id left open

No.93253

feasted big league on curry

No.93254

>>93252
wish i still had postjo remorse to correct my deranged behavior

No.93255

i didnt say i was remorseful

No.93256

just forgot i had browsed some drawings of otokonoko in compromising positions when i couldnt fall asleep last night

No.93257

flippin nancy

No.93258

theyre sexy

No.93259

maybe a bit but surely however sexy they are a cute biohole is much sexier

No.93260

guess ill snooze im sighing

No.93261

do boys NOT have holes

No.93262

the are traps gay question suffers from imprecise language since it typically means is jerking it to traps gay but as written it ought to be interpreted as are the traps themselves gay and anyway it doesnt matter since theres NOThing gay either way about trap x female its basically just a variation of straight shota

No.93263

the wine calls for me

No.93264

drop the semantics homo if youre jackin it while thinking about flippin a man or being flipped by a man or two men flippin each other that makes you a flippin queer

No.93265

sorry to hear about your reading disability

No.93266

whatever you have to say to be able to queer yourself to sleep at night

No.93267

love queering myself to sleep jerking it to girls having sex with boys

No.93268

need to get groceries

No.93269

yeah you think youre so smart but youre over there jackin it to cartoons of boys dressed like girls

No.93270

couldnt sleep last night had to keep getting up to piss next morning and ive been pissing and drooling nonstop for hours NOT sure where my body gets all this liquid

No.93271

from your blood

No.93272

but i need that blood

No.93273

gettin seriously sick of the smart alecs

No.93274

NOT my fault i was born a genious fated to walk among tards

No.93275

fried up the rest of my noodles with some cheese

No.93276

mighty windy outside window slammed closed and scared the whillikers out of me

No.93277

hope a great wind comes and blows away all the norms in the world

No.93278

got someone for you to blow right here

No.93279

who is it

No.93280

its a me

No.93281

sweats have a little hole right in the penis area guess i cant go outside commando with these anymore

No.93282

thumb still isnt better this flipping better NOT be aNOTher permanent thing i have to deal with

No.93283

speaking of permanent things the hard lump in my inner lip from two years two is mostly gone now

No.93284

guess ill get groceries

No.93285

got groceries had to break that 50 luckily it was the nice young lady at the checkout today

No.93286

they charge a penny for the produce bags now

No.93287

signed up for pixiv premium

No.93288

jod

No.93289

scraped my forearm on the fan

No.93290

did you know that kike trotsky invented racism so glad he slipped and fell on an icepick with his head

No.93291

crying when will you learn that hate never wins

No.93292

i think inventing communism that caused the deaths of tens of millions of people worldwide is a pretty good justification for rational hate

No.93293

sharing is caring

No.93294

anxiety skyrocketing like i just chugged an energy drink even though ive only had two scoops of instant and that was ten hours ago

No.93295

losing it

No.93296

lost the game

No.93297

you know you can kill

No.93298

https://f.uguu.se/ubcwdKWQ.mp4

No.93299

took my third shower of the day will probably take aNOTher later lots of bright little floater things swimming in my eyes when i got out

No.93300

eatin chocolate pizza and drinking tea kitty is snoozing on my lap its nice and cloudy so im feelin extra cozy

No.93301

been out of bed 10 minutes already groaning

No.93302

had some chocolate earlier myself

No.93303

couldnt crack today

No.93304

>>93267
nice cuck

No.93305

NOThin cuck

No.93306

mouth feeling dry now that ive pissed and drooled out all my life force tried eating some salt and drinking more water earlier but i dont know if it helped maybe wasnt enough salt

No.93307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM4o-Iw8VRU

No.93308

eating butter sandwich

No.93309

you should be eating that butter by itself and not putting it on slaev grains

No.93310

ya the bread wasnt very good got a few different ones to try it was a thick nutty one think it was walnuts ive got aNOTher thats even seedier to try but i dont think i have the stomach for it right now

No.93311

was about to make a sexually threatening post using the adjectives thick nutty and seedy but decided against it

No.93312

unfortunately my nuts arent thick and i doubt theyre very seedy either

No.93313

watching idolmaster vids

No.93314

itchy belly took some antihistamines

No.93315

lil bro ordered pizza took an ibuprofen for my headache

No.93316

feelin good rn glad i didnt crack

No.93317

raining

No.93318

one of my windows is over my bed so if it rains i have to close it or risk getting wet

No.93319

same

No.93320

dont understand how i can buy 10 bucks worth of plastic junk from aliexpress and free shipping delivered straight from china in like a week yet when i needed to mail 2 keys across the us the cheapest the post office could do was 10 bucks and also like a week

No.93321

gonna make popcorn with beef tallow

No.93322

what a waste

No.93323

nothing better than popcorns

No.93324

went fishing with unc caught a sunfish and half caught something else that was like a foot long but it tardthrashed the hook out of its mouth while i was holding it out of the water he thought it was a trout but he was a quarter of a mile upstream

No.93325

wish my dad or one of my uncs would take me fishing

No.93326

mug of joe number funf

No.93327

>>93325
id go alone if i had a license when i was looking at the pic of the sunfish i noticed he had creepshots of me from a distance that were instantly uploaded to the botnet no idea why hes going to die much sooner than me and can see me any time

No.93328

at least they were blurry and from behind i had half a mind to delete them but i figured theyve already been mirrored to 50 different places as soon as they were on his google drive so whatever

No.93329

sigh he loves his manbaby nephew

No.93330

weird how women fear getting snapped while walking around every day cant imagine that unless i got sent to the slammer

No.93331

didnt realize it was a fridey im still saving that ross

No.93332

die rosser

No.93333

in this games casino they let you do double or nothing every time you win a poker hand got a special jingle for doubling down and winning 6 times in a row

No.93334

guess everyones out living it up with their gfs gonno watch some movies

No.93335

im lying on the couch and watching intervention

No.93336

watched the seinfeld intervention episode last night Please stick it in mee

No.93337

woke up

No.93338

whats in store for this weekend

No.93339

might try to finish my game im at the finale and spent a couple hours yesterday shuffling my equipment around for the final area

No.93340

>>93334
sorry i watching a cool biker movie with dad

No.93341

cool or cool

No.93342

hate when i accidentally a word

No.93343

the only two i can think of are easy rider and harley davidson and the marlboro man havent watched the latter though

No.93344

it was the bikeriders

No.93345

ill have to watch it in 10 years when movies are even worse and whats now old becomes good in comparison

No.93346

went to the store to get some bread wanted to get rid of some coins so i calculated and prepared the exact cost before getting to the register but the lady missed one of my rolls and entered two others wrong

No.93347

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aE7UajQV4

No.93348

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECOp7oqhWA

No.93349

decided recently ill never carry a coin denomination smaller than a quarter ever again im just NOT interested in math

No.93350

decided that years ago

No.93351

have a little coin pouch thing

No.93352

drinking coffee eating croissant and chocolate

No.93353

got a coin pouch for you right here

No.93354

watching the android anime

No.93355

last time i watched ghost in the shell was around this time a while ago man what a good time that was i would cut my dick off with a rusty spoon to go back there

No.93356

never watched norm in the shell read the manga many years ago it wasnt very good but maybe id change my mind if i reread it now

No.93357

my first exposure to ghost in the shell was an ad for figures in an issue of simpsons comics 20 or 21 years ago

No.93358

https://files.catbox.moe/bu2882.jpg

No.93359

can you post something id recognize say from before 2016

No.93360

https://files.catbox.moe/nnhuxb.jpg

No.93361

i remember

No.93362

face is sore as flip

No.93363

shaved used my new trimmer its more for hair on the top of your head so it didnt cut too close looks like i havent shaved in a few days but thats more than good enough for me

No.93364

started doing that a few weeks ago too

No.93365

eating sandwich cracked an alcohol free lukewarm one didnt NOTice it wasnt cold until too late even though its been in the fridge since yesterday

No.93366

used too much butter

No.93367

took 100mg

No.93368

beat the lasboss

No.93369

weird how i can tear up at jrpg speeches about the nature of human relationships and bonds when ive never experienced any of that

No.93370

https://files.catbox.moe/2xiq58.png

No.93371

finished the game sigh now what am i gonno do

No.93372

heartburn

No.93373

sigh everyones out fishing

No.93374

i was snoozing

No.93375

welcome back to the land of the living

No.93376

my glasses are a bit too small wonder if thats contributing to my head pain but this was the only one zenni had in this style for cheap

No.93377

oh they have others that are only a bit more expensive but the larger ones are too big for my pd

No.93378

groan think i need a new prescription too

No.93379

cracked

No.93380

back from unc

No.93381

heard something in the walls last night luckily my room is small and i spend so much time in here i know its secure but it was all over the flipping place in the walls and above the ceiling i hope its just a mouse but it was intense

No.93382

that was me

No.93383

eating sandwich

No.93384

raining nao

No.93385

https://files.catbox.moe/crkjci.jpg

No.93386

>>93382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb_PFbMlLy4&t=6s

No.93387

sorry

No.93388

tried a new blog it was pretty good wish id gotten more than one can

No.93389

sipping my coffee

No.93390

https://files.catbox.moe/q7oxjw.jpg

No.93391

phew

No.93392

>>93388
what was it

No.93393

grevensteiner original naturtrubes landbier

No.93394

never once refilled my wiper fluid but it still squirts

No.93395

never use that shite

No.93396

https://files.catbox.moe/wz4e2i.jpg

No.93397

read ccs as a teen maybe preteen checked it out from the library never watched the anime although i listen to the theme someone

No.93398

ears have been getting sweaty under my cans

No.93399

>>93393
looks good ill have to remember that if i ever leave my room get a passport board a plane and go to yurop

No.93400

im sure you could find a store selling it imported for like 5x markup

No.93401

ill be waiting for you to come visit me

No.93402

gonno pick two cds to put on the mp3 player and mow

No.93403

you should be streaming your music from a subscription service into your ai powered music player

No.93404

woke up heya ghoty

No.93405

uh its bedtime

No.93406

used to when it was free and i still listen to a lot of music on normtube when im to lazy to search for a flac discography rutracker link

No.93407

hoard flacs then convert to 192kbps for my oggplayer

No.93408

cant remember if i ooged yesterday

No.93409

ordered a dildo

No.93410

why is your cousin starting middle school

No.93411

no its for me

No.93412

pic

No.93413

it hasnt arrived

No.93414

what the hell is a man supposed to do with a rubber phallus

No.93415

go flip yourself

No.93416

feelin sick again i think i have rhinitis or something i feel sick all the time

No.93417

https://files.catbox.moe/n8ctmk.webm

No.93418

sigh was gonno sign up but they shut it down in 2022

No.93419

mom got stakes 2 for 1 again

No.93420

guess ill watch jerma play paperclip simulator for 90 minutes

No.93421

didnt he retire

No.93422

ya

No.93423

i retired but forgot to get a j first

No.93424

youre basted

No.93425

flux says its off but i feel like its still on have to reboot

No.93426

love a good reboot

No.93427

about to blast some peroxide into my ear with a waterpik to clear up the ol wax

No.93428

been considering just cutting them out of my head so i dont have to suffer any more

No.93429

played some more astlibra damn good ost i must say

No.93430

masterpiece of a game made me feel like i was playing the kind of rpg i would dream up in my youth

No.93431

guess ill try playing it then

No.93432

peroxide never worked but i got one of those ear camera with pick things and was able to clear a nasty blockage that way entire eardrum was covered in wax and couldnt hear clearly

No.93433

woke up posted on ghost in my dream

No.93434

>>93429
>>93430
and just where was the stream

No.93435

>>93426
i had done something retarded and rebooting made it into a problem but its all fixed now by typing a 3 string linux command to no ones surprise but its still early enough to watch something

No.93436

was it rm -rf /home

No.93437

no sudo ntfsfix /dev/sda2

No.93438

uh ntfs is this some kind of flippin joke

No.93439

no but you might get a kick out of the fact that the live dvd i used i burned over ten years ago and recently found scratched up and unprotected at the bottom of a box in the garage and it was fine ive been using it as a coaster for the last few months

No.93440

havent used a live dvd in years its 2024 old man why arent you using a thumb drive

No.93441

in fact just threw out my old spindles of blank dvds a month or two ago

No.93442

it was staring right at me underneath my blog why wouldnt i have tried it first to see if it had the program before downloading a new iso and getting out of my chair to look for a flash drive

No.93443

>>93441
you bought a bluray burner huh

No.93444

>>93431
its pretty fun

No.93445

i said where was the stream

No.93446

i think moms awake and ive got food in the microwave i havent fired up yet but flip it its the weekend

No.93447

need to get drunk in order to be confident enough to stream sorry

No.93448

dont have a microwave anymore

No.93449

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX_bQAo0XgA

No.93450

tardlaughing at how old everyone at the miki hibiki takane concert is this is almsost as unsettling as the sakura taisen budokan

No.93451

https://files.catbox.moe/021am7.png

No.93452

gonno try going without my glasses for a few days see if it helps

No.93453

jod

No.93454

might be pasta time soon

No.93455

got a new kind of noodle

No.93456

eating cheesy pasta

No.93457

made a chocolate sandwich i think it has potential but my roll was stale

No.93458

still have a spindle of 100 blank cds dad bought more than 20 years ago use them to burn ps1 games to play on the ps2

No.93459

Indian River County deputies arrested an accused child predator shortly before 5 p.m. Tuesday afternoon.

In Florida, USA, a man has been arrested on suspicion of creating and distributing child pornography generated by artificial intelligence, facing up to 20 charges of obscenity. This case has sparked widespread concern over the misuse of generative AI.

"We’re standing in front of a movie theater. You guys saw this guy come out in his movie theater (gear). You know how many kids go in there every single day," Sheriff Eric Flowers stated. "If he’s looking at child pornography, who knows what the next step is, and so we’re just happy to have him off the streets and behind bars.”

No.93460

forced myself to wear contacts for i dont remember maybe a month maybe less as a young adult was always terrified of touching my eyes but did it anyway wonder what happened to that bravery i used to have NOT that it mattered since in the end i just couldnt deal with them itd be nice if i could since the eye docs all say i could fully correct my eyesight with contacts though i cant with glasses

No.93461

https://files.catbox.moe/6mu289.jpg

No.93462

im mentally eel

No.93463

job starts in a week

No.93464

adblocked that post

No.93465

which one

No.93466

catching up on my seasonals

No.93467

made folders for spring and summer so there must have been something i considered watching but i cant remember im looking at fall right now but it cant compare to what it was like just 8 or 10 years ago

No.93468

there are some good ones airing now but next season looks weaker than this season

No.93469

havent watched in 26 months sigh i flipped up

No.93470

youre missing out

No.93471

feeling hungry but dont know if its just crashing after all those carbs might make some more pasta

No.93472

i know

No.93473

well then get to it

No.93474

uh its not by choice the circumstances havent allowed it

No.93475

ill allow it

No.93476

cooking more pasta accidentally added like twice the amount

No.93477

>>93475
hope i can get it back some day

No.93478

woke up mornin ghoty

No.93479

im about to go to bed can you wake up earlier next time by like 4 hours or so

No.93480

no

No.93481

fine 3 hours

No.93482

gonno try to get up early tomorrow and have my schedule reset by the end of the week

No.93483

simply stay up all night and reset your schedule in one fell swoop

No.93484

reading people talk about ai cp and illustrated cp i dont get it if theres no c it isnt cp

No.93485

smaphone wallpaper is just the default considered changing it to something more joyful but i wouldnt want anyone else to see it

No.93486

actually i did have it set to a stitch of mariasan for a little while once and a drawing of silence suzuka for a time a couple years ago

No.93487

>>93484
if he trained it on real pics maybe theyre saying its actually mega cp because its a combination of thousands of distinct illegal 1s and 0s

No.93488

need to train my penis on over a thousand sexy ladies

No.93489

might learn how to be a programmer so i can work from home freak managed it so it cant be too hard

No.93490

freak has a 169 iq and a harem of japanese girls worshipping his penis

No.93491

ate spaghetti and neetballs

No.93492

>>93430
glad you made this post Please stick it in mee can see what you mean

No.93493

nose has been running like crazy all day

No.93494

youd better go catch it

No.93495

get some dimetapp

No.93496

>>93494
Please stick it in mee

No.93497

wish i had a good friend like karon

No.93498

sipping some coke zero

No.93499

went out in moms hot tub its done for its got half a dozen taped over holes and shes been inflating it 3 or 4 times a day because it shuts itself off every 3 hours the rest of the time its just beeping an error code all night long

No.93500

why not just take a hot bath

No.93501

dont have a bathtub

No.93502

time for mug of joe number two to be drank by me

No.93503

ran out of coffee earlier today

No.93504

ive been drinking moms ive noticed instant has a different caffeine come up feel and is way more harsh on your stomach

No.93505

gonno crack soon

No.93506

way ahead of you only have one left im about to make a sandwich

No.93508

wasnt gonno ask

No.93509

woke up groan its monday

No.93510

https://files.catbox.moe/861a6x.jpg

No.93511

im sorry you didnt have to delete your post

No.93512

its okay i make 95 percent of the posts here anyway

No.93513

uh no that would be me

No.93514

>>93513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUs9KaOTcOU&t=54s

No.93515

then explain all the hours i spend posting by myself

No.93516

want a twix now

No.93517

want a twink now

No.93518

went upstairs and found some mini twixes but im resisting the temptation

No.93519

brushed showered took half a pill now do i jo or save it for later

No.93520

take ten to twelve benadryl then jo

No.93521

never been blissfully horny

No.93522

fell for the 10 normadryl meme after ten blogs once but never again

No.93523

cant take risks like that my room is flippin filthy what if i died and mom came in and saw the bottles

No.93524

done gamed

No.93525

i dont recommend it unless youre interested in experiencing a whole new level of the spins

No.93526

ended up joing after all in case anyone was curious

No.93527

havent jod since friday afternoon

No.93528

you got plans at the sperm bank or something

No.93529

>>93526
you must have configured something wrong i didnt see the stream link in my rss reader

No.93530

Please stick it in mee promised your mom a big deposit

No.93531

not cool

No.93532

got a pneumatic tube for you right here

No.93533

wish i could stream

No.93534

have had internet capable of streaming since may but dont have anyhing to stream

No.93535

what about a nice chat stream

No.93536

NOT a chatter

No.93537

then a hot tub stream

No.93538

groan have to go to the bank to talk to someone

No.93539

>>93537
funnily enough went to walmart earlier and dad was joking asking what size of cart we needed suggesting i might want to buy an inflatable pool or hot tub on clearance

No.93540

love getting hot and steamy in the jacuzzi with dad

No.93541

there will be male bonding with plenty of skinship in the mansion baths

No.93542

lactase pills arriving today

No.93543

sigh wish my problems could be solved by lactase pills

No.93544

maybe they can

No.93545

gamed hard

No.93546

what game

No.93547

wow

No.93548

forget i asked

No.93549

made the mistake of buying a korean car and like a wire is loose on the brakes so the car keeps screaming at me about how the electronic parking brake is engaged while driving

No.93550

love my honda been going strong since the last millennium

No.93551

feeling nervous got that brain fog goin too

No.93552

https://files.catbox.moe/kntxy4.mp4

i released the fast mouse

No.93553

nice tardshoes

No.93554

tried to game but ragequit

No.93555

gave up on going glassesless found a different pair id bought as an experiment and i can see better with them out my good eye even though the prescription on that side should be the same so maybe my old glasses just had something wrong with them although they look fine and are under 2 years old

No.93556

and just like that my headaches clearing up

No.93557

bleeding

No.93558

that time of the month

No.93559

neets bleed from their ass

No.93560

remembering that time i felt happy a month and a half ago

No.93561

those were good times

No.93562

like you wouldnt believe

No.93563

im norm

No.93564

NOT as norm as i

No.93565

fryin up bratwurst and knopfle

No.93566

eating with diet orange soda

No.93567

snoozed like piss was both awake hours before my already early alarm was set to go off and stayed in bed trying to go back to sleep for hours after it did

No.93568

up and at em

No.93569

never been my motto

No.93570

carpe diem

No.93571

>>93570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErnSttIu6xI

No.93572

feelin despondent

No.93573

ate some chocolate with two glasses of milk had one of those lactase pills with it but im starting to feel the rumble anyway

No.93574

thought i was lactose intolerant these last few years but it was because i was very rarely drinking milk and when i did i had a ton at once

No.93575

im NOT that intolerant but it comes and goes

No.93576

had like five cups of coffee

No.93577

like 5 what is that 4 or 6

No.93578

pirated a nice gog game

No.93579

>>93572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBth7VugN-U

No.93580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P713lMI2_5E
gih pnig

No.93581

the napolitan girl

No.93582

>>93578
same pirated hollow knight

No.93583

cousin was talking about hollow norm

No.93584

miss my good friend cousin anon

No.93585

wish i could feel bored like i used to

No.93586

need china to drop their emps on the west already

No.93587

>>93538
hope it went well did something stressful today too but i didnt have to talk to anyone and it wasnt as dire of a situation as i was thinking it was made the unwise decision to make a pot of cawfee after i started panicking so im boned

No.93588

thanks i didnt actually work up the strength to go today but maybe tomorrow

No.93589

and might i recommend having some ginger tea with honey instead of coffee if youre panicking

No.93590

woke up

No.93591

youre 3 hours late

No.93592

gingerly

No.93593

2 years ago ross said hes only doing 7 to 9 more game dungeons before stopping for months but he already stopped for 8 months doing this gay activism shite so is this newest one supposed to last me another year or what

No.93594

its time to move on

No.93595

>>93591
a neet awakes precisely when he means to

No.93596

changed my wallpaper to a painting of rivendell just this afternoon

No.93635

beard is starting to look like that one feelsguy pic think its time for a teenshave

No.93636

gonno buy mechabellum seems good

No.93637

>>93636
wish my iq was high enough for rts

No.93638

its an autobattler dont worry youll have the opposite problem with that genre

No.93639

astlibra save reaching 50 hours

No.93640

only been gaming 10 hours a week at best for these past 5 weeks the 5 weeks before that was an average of 20

No.93641

gonna hold nb and never let him go

No.93642

you cant hold him unless your arms are really long

No.93643

nb has been gone for years time to move on

No.93644

im back im and more pasted than ever

No.93645

>>93643
die fudnorm

No.93646

>>93643
im still here unfortunately

No.93647

die impersonators

No.93648

pic

No.93649

gonno pop some normadryl and start closing out some tabs until im ready to snooze

No.93650

but what if you want whats in those tabs later

No.93651

thats why im doing it whats in them is either getting downloaded or bookmarked for later

No.93652

or hear me out you could simply leave the tabs open

No.93653

or instead of using 1 percent of my ram for each image i have open in a tab i could save it locally and look at it any time using a tenth of the resources

No.93654

or you could just download more ram

No.93655

unused ram is the real waste of resources

No.93656

sigh plumperpass expired

No.93657

keep at most two tabs open at all times

No.93658

one for ota one for tubers

No.93659

plumber

No.93660

eating leftover spaghetti took my shirt off for easy cleanup

No.93661

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5FuZPX4flU

No.93662

get a dog to clean up the spaghetti

No.93663

couldnt find the clip where homer spills food on his stomach and has the dog lick it off or id have replied with it

No.93664

whos homer

No.93665

just learned that pasted kims extradition order was signed earlier this month

No.93666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1koCfX0dvxo

No.93667

got through the bank event without losing any mp

No.93668

suppose ill jerk it to a nice momsnap doujin

No.93669

wonder what cobys up to

No.93670

norming it up

No.93671

missed the bus on becoming a norm now im gonno be a 40 year old neet

No.93672

cant wait to be a 40 year old cel and talk to ken again

No.93673

cheese grew some mold but its probably the good kind so ill eat it anyway

No.93674

https://files.catbox.moe/gfu8qs.jpg

No.93675

ate chocolate with milk this time took 2 lactase pills gonno see if this works

No.93676

Please stick it in mee got a message from a recruitment center they need workers and went after me of all people

No.93677

got a text from an army recruiter once

No.93678

the west doesnt have the courage to fight a real war

No.93679

>>93552
why are you talking to neetblog

No.93680

NOT gonno have a choice i was already forced to sign up for the draft

No.93681

when trade gets shut down and people realize they cant get their cheap chinese crap theyre all gonno rise up and demand surrender

No.93682

if a show is gonno be low budget i prefer having lots of stills and pans that are well drawn to having lots of dynamic movement but its 3dcg wonder if im in the minority on that based on the current trend of things

No.93683

https://files.catbox.moe/yt7a0s.jpg

No.93684

tired

No.93685

tried to game but couldnt get the normulator to work

No.93686

what was the problem maybe ive had it before

No.93687

the buttons on mesen on retroarch on android will press but wont unpress unless something else is pressed in its place

No.93688

if youre playing the game on a telephone you will never in a trillion years experience the game

No.93689

i was forced to throw out my crts 3 or 4 years ago

No.93690

well i already hadnt been able to use them for a couple years because of the whine

No.93691

tweaked my arm you know its actually really hard to place sticky pads symmetrically on your own back

No.93692

how can anyone force you to throw out crts the crt itself is a defensive weapon against any norms who might force you to get rid of it

No.93693

i dont want to talk about it

No.93694

groan cant get ytdlp to download the vids with subtitles that play in my player

No.93696

ordered a new pair of glasses

No.93698

what the flip i installed ytdlp yesterday what a weird coincidence

No.93699

that isnt much of a coincidence

No.93700

think the lactase worked this time

No.93701

freaking out

No.93702

whats the matter

No.93703

feels like a gaping hole is going to open up beneath me and swallow me up

No.93704

ill give you a gaping hole

No.93705

wish a gaping hole would open up beneath me and swallow me up

No.93706

why would you wish for that it sounds horrible

No.93707

new settled

No.93708

wish i was a cute girl so a chad could gape my hole

No.93709

youd be a meat automaton with no self awareness

No.93710

i already am

No.93711

the message in victim girls 12 really resonated with me i probably think about it three or four times per day

No.93712

>>93698
NOT sure why you havent been using it for like 2 and a half years already thats at least how long ago yt-dl stopped working for me

No.93713

thought that too but held my tongue and also held my tongue about the guy who couldnt figure out how to download the youtube captions as srts using it

No.93714

>>93711
dont know which one that is

No.93715

the tera one

No.93716

https://files.catbox.moe/ismll0.png

No.93717

miss playing with those sexy little elins

No.93718

Please stick it in mee saw that when i duckduckgod it

No.93719

thats how i got it Please stick it in mee

No.93720

love spilling things all over myself as soon as i change my clothes really cool

No.93721

mom calls me stuff like a clumsy ogre and a lumbering oaf whenever i do something clumsy like spilling or banging into things

No.93722

may drink later tonight

No.93723

not clumsy because i move like a robot

No.93724

sigh theyre shutting bp down

No.93725

moms watching some cop show and one of the characters said she was trolling pedophile chatrooms looking for suspects thought of you guys

No.93726

thats nice of you

No.93727

grilling some cheese

No.93728

woke up piercing headache

No.93729

take some excedrin

No.93730

im straight edge

No.93731

its an aspirin and an energy drink all in a pill like a wonka product

No.93732

never been an aspirin guy isnt that stuff dangerous

No.93733

i dont know i go to the doctor so infrequently they call me a new patient until i tell them and they see my first appointment was in like 2005

No.93734

went to urgent care a couple years ago and they wouldnt stop asking who my pcp was like lady just give me a shot or something so my throat doesnt close up

No.93735

NOT surprised theyre all scam artist bureaucrat freakazoids

No.93736

dildo made it past customs

No.93737

you should move to america they give em out in kindergartens now

No.93738

sigh he loved handing em out to kindergartners

No.93739

trying to stretch out my cans so they dont clamp so hard hope i dont damage them

No.93740

ill stretch out your can

No.93741

you need like a chill pill

No.93742

might have a caffeine pill instead

No.93743

dont understand the point of those when delicious coffee exists

No.93744

>>93741
just smoked a fat load of reefer i couldnt be more chilled

No.93745

>>93744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCxcU-kPwho

No.93746

>>93743
acts faster doesnt require preparation or cleaning much cheaper and produces less piss

No.93747

ya but you end up in the emergency room with mom or order 66d in an asylum if you take too many which is literally as easy as swallowing a brownpill to do

No.93748

simply dont shovel handfuls of pills in your mouth like a degenerate i only take half of one at a time

No.93749

eazyer said than done

No.93750

do you also find yourself eating spoonfuls of instant

No.93751

allowed the wine back into my life

No.93752

>>93750
ya but i ran out

No.93753

moms freezer wasnt fully closed everything in it is soaking wet had to use tape shes gonno be pissed when she wakes up

No.93754

meeting my new boss later today

No.93755

why are you getting a new mom

No.93756

say hello from me

No.93757

pulled back the remains of my foreskin to wipe the spermcheese while it was tight from the cold and strangled my shaft

No.93758

dont get sigma buildup maybe a tiny bit a handful of times a year

No.93759

ate a big plate and two little bowls of carbs now my feet are tingly

No.93760

got blogs

No.93761

just remembered a time i tried to do something nice for someone and made a fool out of myself instead

No.93762

edged for about an hour but i think ill save the rest for later

No.93763

well maybe just a little more wont hurt

No.93764

stretched my cans good they dont press so hard now cant believe i didnt do this before

No.93765

cracked

No.93766

its okay probably wont get it again

No.93767

wonder if id make a good father

No.93768

i can call you daddy if you want to try it out

No.93769

https://files.catbox.moe/olz7fo.jpg

No.93770

Please stick it in mee

No.93771

>>93724
sigh how can they do this i even patiently waited for the western release when is my life gonna truly begin now

No.93772

for me the most exciting thing is the future and what im doing at this moment

No.93773

i told you you shouldve simply played the japanese version like the rest of us

No.93774

horny rn

No.93775

considering what happened not playing the japanese version was the wiser choice

No.93776

im never working a day in my life i will starve before i slave

No.93777

dont think id literally starve to death before working but id probably become homeless if it came down to it

No.93778

i love laboring

No.93779

mom brought home some chromebooks they were getting rid of at work and its one of the ones you can wipe and flash but i dont know if its worth the hassle my bed is literally one inch away from the back of my chair and posting from bed is the only use i can think of for a netbook

No.93780

dont you have a smaphone for that

No.93781

life is hard enough without intentionally torturing yourself by using a fucking smartphone to browse and make posts on the internet

No.93782

beats using a chromebook

No.93783

gonno make myself a chicken sandwich and fries

No.93784

eating a sandwich myself

No.93785

yanked my chain for probably like five hours today guess ill snooze and do it again tomorrow

No.93786

mom made me clean and vacuum my room and now my rhinitis is back thanks i guess

No.93787

a very obese woman waddled by outside she was hunched over a walker and accompanied by a slightly less obese man who was balancing 2 huge big gulp cups against his chest

No.93788

nice gulpers

No.93789

https://files.catbox.moe/slxf04.mp4

No.93790

somehow lost 8 pounds in the past 2 weeks

No.93791

gulp

No.93792

mom dragged my dumb ass to the store to help her lift things wanted to get some frozen manmade garbage but it was all too expensive

No.93793

too cold and im getting irritated

No.93804

https://www.twitch.tv/fishheadsw

No.93805

is there even a younow still

No.93806

periscope is gone too

No.93807

tried to wrap a slice of ham around the last pickle in the jar and dropped it on the floor sigh

No.93808

rinse that sucker off

No.93809

nah i havent cleaned my carpet in 2 years it was covered in hair

No.93810

nice carpet crawlers 1999

No.93811

im covered in hair

No.93812

wish my head was still covered in hair

No.93813

its NOT that great believe me

No.93814

wish i was bald i just want to look as funny as possible

No.93815

would gladly trade you

No.93816

if i start losing my hair i will never become a numale and deliberately shave it off to look like a make a wish kid

No.93817

always been a neetcutter but if i started going balled id definitely grow it long

No.93818

why

No.93819

hate having a thick luscious head of hair its hot heavy traps water and oil and grows right back whenever i cut it

No.93820

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_jerk

No.93821

im jerker i jerk

No.93822

call me a cynic but jerking was more fun when i was teen

No.93823

nah things defiantly opened up when i could buy my own toys online

No.93824

wish id been so patient before mom found the virgin age ~admission~

No.93825

never been openly caught joing

No.93826

the otaman has turned on us bros be careful as you post

No.93827

what are you talking about

No.93828

im glad you dont know id give up my ability to post forever if i knew all of you still could

No.93829

youre getting automatically banned because you keep posting links to urls that arent allowlisted you spastic tard as has been explicitly explained to you by multiple people

dont understand how someone can supposedly come from imageboard culture and post with us for such a long time but still be so ignorant and incapable they cant evade or even prevent themselves from falling into the same automatic bans over and over again even literal 90 iq indians could probably figure out how to ban evade on ota or at least take instruction from someone less feeble on how NOT to get banned in future

No.93830

youre also too normbrained to remember that its been explained to you that youre being banned by a bot and otamin is doing literally nothing while you sperg out and embarrass yourself over and over

No.93831

i know a large amount of your self worth comes from the delusion that youre smarter than everyone else but you have no clue what youre talking about and i dont care to explain further

No.93832

sooo tard

No.93833

well thats what the other guy who was retardedly spamming jp to get otamin to respond to him in the same way you just did had a problem with so im sorry for assuming he was you and you had the same problem if thats not the case

im not going to respond to your projection its really that i dont understand and find it annoying that whoever or whatever youre talking about is seriously affected by single static ip bans that are delivered by a bot on ota or that you think anyone else from the w or hima would be affected by that and that you spam gay embarrassing posts on jp when you get banned instead of appealing emailing otamin or simply evading the ban and shutting up

if im completely wrong and stupid and delusional then please explain how i really want to hear it

No.93834

im not proofreading that short story you wrote on your work lunch break

No.93835

>allowlisted

it's called a whitelist revisionist
whitelist

No.93836

uhh theres no reason we cant be inclusive even on ghoty

No.93837

>>93835
is this a false flag greening

No.93838

no hes just a broom

No.93839

broom crikey what the fuck are you talking about cunt

No.93840

language

No.93841

it might be a reference from before you found hima

No.93842

never heard of it i just found this webzone today as brett already explained

No.93843

bhole itchy rn

No.93844

leave the yuri thread alone

No.93845

never finished yuru yuri i dont remember why

No.93846

package keeps getting delayed

No.93847

feels like i hear about nothing but packages these days

No.93848

if thats an innuendo i dont get it

No.93849

it was just some empty nonsense

No.93850

got a package ready for management right here

No.93851

well if it goes anything like all of the package management ive been reading about on here then im not interested

No.93852

i use debian btw

No.93853

still cant wrap my head around the fact that norms use apps to find partners to marry

No.93854

wouldnt mind a wrap right about now

No.93855

ate za

No.93856

cracked

No.93857

havent been able to figure out how to change ips reliably since switching isps in may so ive been avoiding posting anything banworthy

No.93858

simply fire up mullvad

No.93859

ear canals irritated as flip driving me insane scraped some earwax out but i dont think it really made any difference either way

No.93860

jod it ended in disappointment

No.93861

same

No.93862

only one blog and its gone now didnt even get a buzz

No.93863

i deserve ass rape

No.93864

he doesnt sigh justice is dead

No.93865

mom made pasta yippie

No.93866

pic

No.93867

jod again it was less disappointing because my expectations were low

No.93868

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

No.93869

whats the matter

No.93870

feeling cornered

No.93871

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxBEowSS5I

No.93872

selected all tabs to see how many i had open then tarded out and f5d while they were still selected

No.93873

drank coffee now time to head to bed

No.93874

ate too many chips

No.93875

>>93872
get owned tabhoard

No.93876

eating chicken with a spoon

No.93877

chips or chips

No.93878

artosis is pasted

No.93879

overwhelmed with love and compassion for all my bros here

No.93880

love how mom buys multiple boxes of donuts and other sugary sweets then starts yelling at me whenever i walk up to take some

No.93881

do her a favor and flush that poison

No.93882

>>93880
mom does that but yells at me because i dont eat any

No.93883

i yell at mom NOT the other way around

No.93884

guess ill jo then try to game for a bit its been more than a few days

No.93885

just read a scientific research paper about piss

No.93886

what did it say

No.93887

NOT much but it showed the piss angles for women which is what i was looking for

No.93888

bleeding

No.93889

girls bleed all the time its not a big deal

No.93890

guess ill make normaroni and watch a vid only had one weak cup of cawfee today but i doubt ill be able to snooze for a while

No.93891

cat keeps meowing for attention but when i go see what she wants she just stands there

No.93892

wish i had a cat

No.93893

thats what i thought then i got one and it died in 6 months and cost me over a thousand dollars now i dont want one

No.93894

sounds like you got owned big time

No.93895

cant disagree

No.93896

how does it cost money for a cat to die

No.93897

the cat got sick so i went to get it diagnosed and treated and eventually euthanized when it didnt recover

No.93898

do you think theyd give you a returning customer discount if you took me in to get euthanized

No.93899

survival of the fittest if it dies it dies if i get a cat no way am i spending a thousand smackers in the first 6 months dont that thing have a warranty

No.93900

wonder if they flip up euthanizing pets as much as they flip up the lethal injection

No.93901

hope i can choose death by hanging or firing squad when its my turn NOT that friendish shite

No.93902

>>93900
no because people with medical training are willing to do the first one but not the latter

No.93903

couldnt finish that box of normaroni this has happened the last few times

No.93904

i couldve helped you with that invite me over next time

No.93905

dont know if mom would let me have anyone over on a weeknight i tarded out and froze my mental and social development 15 or more years ago things like asking to borrow the car or if its ok to flip a girl in my room never came up

No.93906

shed be happy youve finally made friends

No.93907

sigh youre probably right

No.93908

gonna get drunk and read xianxia til i fall asleep

No.93909

die chink

No.93910

you first guai lo

No.93911

guess ill try to snooze

No.93912

groan its raining think i left my shoes outside mom said it wasnt supposed to start until nighttime

No.93913

shouldve used the mudroom

No.93914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFZ48iVkeUs

No.93915

pasted

No.93916

mechabellum is p fun getting the hang of it

No.93917

Mechabellum is a rewarding tactical wargame where you gain victory by adapting your strategy and outthinking your opponents.

die smartnorm

No.93918

slow day at the office today

No.93919

never knew if that was meant to be good or bad thing

No.93920

its good

No.93921

glad to hear it

No.93922

its bad

No.93923

thinkin ill pick up some blogs for tonight

No.93924

got blogs wanted to get two of the one i recently found i liked but they only had one can left a different brand was on sale so i got a couple but i just checked my receipt and she rung me up for two of the one i wanted two of and only one of the one on sale fml

No.93925

what a coincidence im drinkin some blogs right now

No.93926

also got some bloodwurst

No.93927

>>93925
what kind

No.93928

its local

No.93929

that doesnt answer the question

No.93930

ale

No.93931

what ales ye friend

No.93932

took more caffeine against my better judgement guess i better get cracking soon

No.93933

https://files.catbox.moe/a4g3t2.png
gaming

No.93934

dont remember el sounding like karen maybe its just me they have different vas

No.93935

cracked

No.93936

ordered some normazon brand snax

No.93937

watching ww2 footage

No.93938

feeling the compulsion to start stuffing my face but i know the good times will be over if i do that

No.93939

taking a personality test some of the questions are in the format of asking what my friends would think of me and i cant answer those

No.93940

just think of your friends from high school

No.93941

i didnt graduate high school

No.93942

got my diploma equivalent though before anyone calls me a tard

No.93943

might be the smartest poster on ghost

No.93944

graduated high school a semester early but im still a tard

No.93945

im smart but tard

No.93946

this test says im a lawful neutral human wizard 3rd level

No.93947

gonno buy some makeup

No.93948

groan misestimated and didnt get enough blogs as if getting scammed wasnt enough what did i do to deserve this

No.93949

received some makeup 3 years ago because of someone elses mistake i stashed it in my drawer and never used it

No.93950

im a virgin

No.93951

a man whos loved by women isnt a real gamer

No.93952

nobody will be virg after a week at the mansion

No.93953

never bought a single fig in me life occasionally i get tempted like right now

No.93954

lifted a nice 5 pound weight for a few minutes now im feeling exhausted

No.93955

do you feel vigorous

No.93956

probably because of the preorder business model i might impulse buy something but NOT if it only arrives in 9 months and once its released its sold out

No.93957

ate a bloody sandwich

No.93958

>>93955
ya i felt the pump im tempted to do it again

No.93959

pic

No.93960

ordered that fig it comes out may of next year by which time ill have defiantly forgotten about it

No.93961

>>93938
i was right as i always am started eating and now i feel sick

No.93962

wish i felt vigorous lately ive been waking up and feeling sore all over all day this would probably be solved with a few sessions with a good masseuse but thats probably NOT gonno happen still think back to that time like 6 or 7 years ago i worked up the courage to go NOT just once but twice and the lady actually cured my back pain that was also the only time ive worn shorts in public for over a decade bought them just for those visits since i didnt know what to expect but knew i wouldnt be able to strip down to me undies

No.93963

wonder if i could trick myself into being able to do it if i booked an appointment in a different city and just disassociated the whole time pretending to myself that i was someone else

No.93964

id gaj if i had a lgf willing to compromise

No.93965

what about an sbf in his late 20s

No.93966

bought a jo crystal

No.93967

hope you remembered to align yr chakras first

No.93968

havent watched most films that are of undeniable cultural importance old and new keep telling myself ill watch some of them someday but then i never do might rewatch kellys heroes for the umpteenth time again instead

No.93969

got some plum jam paid a little extra for the nice jar like a flipping chump NOT realizing that higher percentage of fruit just means more sour jam since the ground has been completely drained of all nutrients so they cant grow actually sweet fruit anymore

No.93970

>>93968
same

No.93971

nah youve probably seen more than me

No.93972

unless you were sameing kellys heroes in which case i wish we could watch together

No.93973

damned good movie i own it on dvd

No.93974

lucky

No.93975

bit the bullet and threw away my dvd and vhs players last month

No.93976

>>93971
maybe but theres still a good chance that if a norm names some random movie i havent seen it

No.93977

youre gonno regret that

No.93978

havent seen a single schwarzenegger film

No.93979

eye doc asked me if id seen endgame or maybe if i was planning to see it the details elude me i just replied uhh uhh because i didnt know what that was at the time

No.93980

ya probably dvd players are cheap but i had a somewhat fancy multi region vhs player it was broken but mightve been an easy fix

No.93981

drank 2 liters of blogs but too slowly so now im still basically sober but with a dry mouth and full bladder and upset stomach might be time to quit this experiment and go back to sobriety its NOT like im gonno ever be able to down a pint of blogka have a wild party night in the own zone and wake up feeling groovy again like when i was a teen

No.93982

>>93940

No.93983

oops menat to paste https://files.catbox.moe/7k1bmk.jpg

No.93984

moms talking about getting pizza

No.93985

tell that idiot slaev bitch to get some raw liver instead

No.93986

wish i was slav sounds fun

No.93987

want to eat aNOTher sandwich but im feeling sick and it isnt clearing up

No.93988

ordered some more calorie meito

No.93989

dont understand norms who talk about working two jobs 60 hours a week and barely being able to pay rent or even living in their car like even at the federal minimum wage that would be enough to get by albeit NOT in luxury in a lcol location and most of those places youll get paid significantly more than that just for walking into the local dominos

No.93990

will probably have to take that route in a few years myself

No.93991

never seen kellys heroes is it good

No.93992

did you skip the post that called it good or did you read and just ignore it

No.93993

i wanted more opinions

No.93994

gonno be hard to get more than two opinions when theres only three posters on ghost

No.93995

sigh emily left ltt its over

No.93996

>>93989
thats just because we have no concept of what its like to be adults the system is designed to trap average people in massive amounts of debt even though most norms are stupid and bad with money if you werent born rich there are a lot of things that can set you back a decade plus even if youre responsible

No.93997

its over she was the only true gamer left at ltt

No.93998

dont go to the uboachan neet board

No.94000

oh man that pizza was good hima mom was acting buddyrich with the toppings but they rang them up wrong at the lower price for smaller sizes so it was only 3 big ones extra per pizza for 7 toppings

No.94001

>>93998
what did i miss

No.94002

i was just talking about the stickied post there by the admin

No.94003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg

No.94004

>>94002
really should have listened i figured some rascal had stickied /things/dontclick

No.94005

owned pednorm

No.94006

sigh whyd he have to invite the cops in while he was stickying /things/dontclick

No.94007

had friends in hs but it was more like a group of friends that pity adopted me in they were nice

No.94008

same

No.94009

guess ill start looking for a movie before it gets too late

No.94010

may i recommend equilibrium by kurt wimmer

No.94011

Please stick it in mee

No.94012

dont have space to download anything new but its been added to the client for when i can

No.94013

gonno slowly commit suicide by cracking and eating doritos

No.94014

unc drinks a twelve pack and smokes a pack or two every day and hes just fine hes turning 68 next week doesnt take any medicine and his last blood work was pristine

No.94015

guess its time to start smoking 4 packs a day so i can live to 100

No.94016

that french lady that was the longest living human only quit smoking at 89

No.94017

woke up feel sick

No.94018

>>94014
two of my uncs died of organ failure from alcohol abuse in their 40s and the third one would have but he shot himself instead

No.94019

same but in their 50s the living one had already stopped drinking by then and started abusing pain pills and weed instead were going fishing on monday

No.94020

guess its all genetics then

No.94021

my genetic points all went into teeth and hair so maybe itll all turn around for me in another 5 years or so when everyone who was going to lose their hair already did and i look a lot better in comparison

No.94022

didnt fall for the genetics meme

No.94023

id probably be pretty attractive if i lost the last bit of this gut and started dressing well

No.94024

cant wait until its fall and winter again and i can stop sucking it in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJSA_oyQdYY

No.94025

>>94023
>>94024
pic

No.94026

>>94025
https://files.catbox.moe/jcaee7.jpg

No.94027

lookin good

No.94028

can you imagine freak having a hapa kid that inherits the freakeye he could be a chuuni character but for real

No.94029

love talking about myself in the third person

No.94030

love when anime girls refer to themselves in the third person its moe

No.94031

this one speaks in the third person usually but doesnt do it on the internet so it doesnt actually say its real name without thinking

No.94032

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

No.94033

https://files.catbox.moe/dwqts4.mp4

No.94034

that guy couldnt like more like a faguette with his red cheeks and cool haircut just some first impressions before i finish watching

No.94035

keep us updated

No.94036

think evangelists are some of the most braindead retards in the cuntry hes not wrong but who cares its too late now

No.94037

https://lkml.org/lkml/2022/10/4/771
Please stick it in mee

No.94038

jod to girls getting it on with each other

No.94039

i must have missed the stream link

No.94040

it was just a drawing

No.94041

>>94037
basted

No.94042

its cringe

No.94043

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvL51sbkTxw

No.94044

eating sandwich

No.94045

whats on that bitch

No.94046

language

No.94047

blood sausage cucumber cheese

No.94048

blood sausage or blood sausage

No.94049

flönz

No.94050

cant read kraut but it looks like it could be good does it just taste like liver because of all the iron in blood

No.94051

no it doesnt have that liver taste its a rich flavor but im NOT sure how to describe it never had blood sausage before yesterday id recommend trying it if you can find some doesnt taste like how i imagine blood tasting

No.94052

when i die i want you guys to slit my throat before i go rancid and mix my blood with oats and spices and whatever other shit you dont have to eat it just make it and sell it to hippies if you want

No.94053

uh oats no i could never do my ghostro dirty like that

No.94054

thats what blood sausage is without the binder its just a condom filled with blood

No.94055

mine doesnt have any of that i think the blood firms up on its own when it gets cooked

No.94056

reached a grindy part in astlibra gonno take a break from it for a couple of days

No.94057

i must have missed the stream link

No.94058

there wasnt one

No.94059

playing uma musume pretty derby party dash

No.94060

whats it like

No.94061

well its like 4+1 minigames that arent particularly good NOT that theyre particularly bad either playing through story mode which is rather short but fully voice acted probably wont play more once ive finished until the dlc releases

No.94062

totally harshed my mellow or whatever the kids say dropped a half gallon glass jar of pickled egg brine in the basement cleaned as much of it up as i could but without using the vacuum at 5am i had to just leave a note near the stairs that theres broken glass on the floor and to wear shoes

No.94063

crying for you

No.94064

this is the most ive flipped up since i spilled a full glass of grape juice on the couch when mom woke me up after i passed out drunk watching tcm o cable when i first started drinking and didnt know she paid extra for the retardent sealant

No.94065

you sound pasted

No.94066

NOT in the slightest im not neetblog

No.94067

sigh still cant believe nb had to die like that

No.94068

he is risen

No.94069

snacks arrived pasted amazon sent like 5 bucks of stuff in three boxes across two deliveries

No.94070

free prime trial ends today might order some more 1 to 2 dollar items just to get my moneys worth

No.94071

oversnacked

No.94072

woke up sore as hell from lifting that 5 pound tardbell for a few minutes cant even straighten my arms

No.94073

feels good man

No.94074

ate 560 calories worth of chocolate

No.94075

mom bought these weird croissant like pastries with sweet almond filling

No.94076

you mean like marzipan or

No.94077

ya

No.94078

love some nice marzipan

No.94079

not had m pan in a coons age

No.94080

mom boubght wendys

No.94081

the meme burger

No.94082

glasses hurting my head

No.94083

found an ancient piss bottle and it looks to be colored black scared of opening it

No.94084

pic

No.94085

sell it as aged gamer girl piss

No.94086

longing for human touch

No.94087

how come theres nobody to pat my head and tell me ive done a good job

No.94088

showered cleaned me bhole nude rn

No.94089

https://files.catbox.moe/3hcijh.jpg

No.94090

had to go somewhere with mom drove past a group of maga boomers on the sidewalk and gave them the thumbs up my comments on them triggered her into starting to talk about some uncomfortable topics but i was able to keep changing the subject until we got home

No.94091

hate maganorms

No.94092

i have a baseline hatred for everyone but im glad to see my fellow plebs angry and resistant to change in a perfect world i could just jav time stop reality and live out the rest of my bodys natural life in a place and time of my own choosing with no change or entropy

No.94093

sigh its already september again this might have been the fastest year of my life

No.94094

woke up mornin ghoty

No.94095

>>94092
fantasize about that probably 2 or 3 times a week

No.94096

mom said shes quitting the catholic church because the priest kept ranting about birth control so tomorrow shes going to this exmethodist rock concert church

No.94097

tell her to get her ass down to a nice red hot fire breathing ifb church

No.94098

mornin dont forget to read and highlight

No.94099

thought about being catholick before but you have to do all this stuff and i dont believe in god except for the bad things

No.94100

also you cant jo so thats a huge part of my day gone right off the bat

No.94101

love clicking on a doujin in my favorites and getting a nice irodori takedown screen

No.94102

hi hima

No.94103

rise and shine

No.94104

turt you there bud

No.94105

Please stick it in mee enjoyed an hour of fond reminiscence of haysuz yesterday when i was lying in bed trying to sleep

No.94106

made a huge pot of vegetable soup for dinner but i cant eat it for at least an hour

No.94107

about to dig into a big ol bowl of curry

No.94108

wish i had real food instead of just snacks

No.94109

added half a cup of slavegrains to that soup since its gonno take so long

No.94110

hope it was barley

No.94111

ya Please stick it in mee

No.94112

guess ill light up

No.94113

feel like im so overtired i wont be able to snooze for hours considering popping a normadryl but if i recall the last few times ive done that in this scenario ive woken up way too early

No.94114

simply fix your schedule

No.94115

thats what im attempting

No.94116

im trying to fix mine too

No.94117

took an iq test and got 119

No.94118

gz

No.94119

nice midwit

No.94120

intelligence is meaningless before wisdom

No.94121

mines 168 from iqtestreal.com

No.94122

im the smartest chap on ghost

No.94123

https://files.catbox.moe/s11fz1.mp4

No.94124

>>94117
mine was 6 to 10 points higher than that in 1999 or 2000 but now its 50 points lower

No.94125

they gave me an iq test when mom got me tested

No.94126

are you getting tismbux

No.94127

wish i had the tism and the subsequent bux

No.94128

got properly tested as a wee lad but i think i drank it all away

No.94129

never had a tism test whats it like

No.94130

i dont remember it and mom just kept the results to herself and did NOThing leading to some social problems that probably could have been avoided

No.94131

mom shared the results with me they based their diagnosis off things like the fact i didnt make small talk with the doctor

No.94132

what kind of freak would make small talk with the doctor

No.94133

norms

No.94134

>>94128
same my brain is like a piece of swiss cheese

No.94135

>>94132
ya thats what i thought at the time and why ive never trusted those quacks since

No.94136

cracked and smoked

No.94137

kitty is sleeping on my chest and purring hard

No.94138

give kitty a pat from me

No.94139

guess ill try to snooze

No.94140

but i just woke up

No.94141

can ye hold on 3 more hours

No.94142

need to get up for lauds sorry

No.94143

new job starts tomorrow

No.94144

ill be praying for your success

No.94145

>>94141
probably but i dont want to stay in bed until 5pm and flip my schedule even more which is whatll happen if i do that

No.94146

simply stay up another 10 with me then and your schedules fixed

No.94147

nah you probably wish i was dead

No.94148

https://files.catbox.moe/uvvevi.jpg

No.94149

>>94146
only snoozed a few hours last night i cant make it gomen

No.94150

feelin like a movie night

No.94151

>>94149
got some pills that can help with that if youd like some

No.94152

uh oh ear pad on my cans starting to peel

No.94153

all of the pleather on mine disintegrated years ago now its just bare foam and skeleton

No.94154

i replaced my pads a while back these are the new ones that are starting to peel

No.94155

finished the uma stories

No.94156

intestines are rebelling

No.94157

riamujod

No.94158

https://files.catbox.moe/t5fwta.png

No.94159

thinkin its ravioli night

No.94163

made ravioli didnt plan ahead and forgot i dont have a colander then i started to panic since there was loud banging and voices i didnt recognize outside but it turned out fine in the end

No.94164

cummed in my hand to avoid getting it everywhere and it was perfectly contained but then laid there for 5 minutes and you know how it breaks apart into a runnier liquid so when got up to wash off it spilled all over my pants

No.94165

i just catch mine in my foreskin barely even need to wash my hands after

No.94166

woke up arms still sore after 2 days sigh

No.94167

thats the best part

No.94168

sneezed

No.94169

mom told me to get a facial

No.94170

that can be arranged

No.94171

unf

No.94172

ate 50g chocolate with a big glass of whole milk

No.94173

https://files.catbox.moe/10r1f5.png

No.94174

utterly foul smelling urine

No.94175

nice pisstink

No.94177

当掲示板は警視庁委託機関やサイバー警察から頻繁に監視されております。児童ポルノや無修正等、法律に抵触する投稿をされた場合、投稿者情報がサイバー警察へ通報され捜査の対象となり最悪の場合、投稿者は逮捕されてしまいます。警告を無視し違法動画像を投稿した多くの方が検挙されております。逮捕される様な事がありましても全て自己責任となりますので充分ご注意の上で投稿をお願い致します。

No.94178

die chink

No.94179

NOThin chink

No.94180

oh pisss forgot its the first of the month and i didnt get out of bed until 230 pm gods damn it

No.94181

gokigenyou

No.94182

ok jokes not funny anymore whens god giving me my lgf

No.94183

sigh forgot to say usagi usagi

No.94184

https://files.catbox.moe/tieios.jpg

No.94185

my thoughts create reality or maybe its the other way around but otters sure are round

No.94186

https://files.catbox.moe/fewep0.jpg

No.94187

>>94182
god hates peds

No.94188

whats wrong with walking

No.94189

mom did NOT raise no ped

No.94190

got a confession to make im NOT actually ped just heb

No.94191

rereading the zangyakusan manga

No.94192

>>94190
i hate kids

No.94193

read that single guys can adopt sometimes if theyre NOT picky

No.94194

>>94190
sigh wonder if he tried this defense

No.94195

would give uma a try if instead of girls with weird ears they were sexy ponies instead

No.94196

you deserve better than that crap

No.94197

theyre race horses they gotta go fast

No.94198

gonno be sad when they let my friend boles out and he wants NOThing to do with us

No.94199

love those horsies saving my money for the en release

No.94200

why would Boles go back to the very people who betrayed him? I do NOT blame him

No.94201

your honor this is a black thing isnt it

No.94202

>>94198
maybe hes not allowed to visit sites with questionable content after release we might have to migrate to a textboard

No.94203

im excited for the himasugi text version

No.94204

hima shouldve been text only in the first place like the w

No.94205

mom told me to eat cottage cheese because its on the keto diet but she said you have to spice it up because its kinda bland so she adds tomatoes

No.94206

only in america could people be convinced theyre unhealthy because theyre not eating enough meat and cheese

No.94207

most americans eat corn syrup and seed oil for every meal so in that case theyre right

No.94208

meat and cheese would be a perfectly good diet but only if you lift weights so you can burn the fat and use the protein

No.94209

think its a bit more nuanced than that

No.94210

>>94204
agreed

No.94211

>>94207
we dont have universal healthcare so i dont care what the uruk hai eat in fact i want them to die quicker

No.94212

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZD_3L9Qt9E

No.94213

i want to nut inside that little bitch

No.94214

youre a sick man

No.94215

ate a pair of blts im stuffed

No.94216

sipping my coffee

No.94217

long gone are the days of chowing down on a whole pair of blts sigh

No.94218

havent had one in a coons age

No.94219

>>94204
said the same thing a thousand times think my pestering forced the creation of the tb but it was barely used

No.94220

freely posting images riles up the blood too much we need rigidity to ensure still waters

No.94221

>>94217
whats the problem

No.94222

my stomach shrank when i lost all my excess weight this year so i cant eat 2 pounds of sandvich in one sitting anymore

No.94227

only used 10 out of 12 slices of bacon in the pack no way was it 2 pounds im twig

No.94228

hope you at least added the hotsauce jalapenis slices grilled onions cheese and double mayo

No.94229

just the first and the last ones there was onion in my soup

No.94231

butthole juicy rn

No.94232

guess ill airfry some nugs and fries

No.94233

i need to be mechanically separated battered flash frozen then airfried

No.94234

you need to treat yourself with kindness and forgive yourself

No.94235

sounds unsanitary

No.94236

>>94234
nah

No.94237

if a person has no love or respect for himself how can he ask for love in return

No.94238

i dont want any i want to die in a non painful way and have all trace of my existence removed from the universe

No.94239

the universe has bigger plans for us all

No.94240

ya ya i know im gonno boil in molten piss for eternity

No.94241

no but youll find love for yourself eventually no matter how long it takes

No.94242

sippin some coke zero my wisdom teeth hurt

No.94243

made omelette tried to draw an あ on it with ketchup like in my japanese animes but i couldnt remember what it looked like

No.94244

might start cultivating

No.94245

the dubs kana

No.94246

the first one was カ but i couldnt picture it either

No.94247

can read a few moonrunes but couldnt write a single one from memory maybe ん its just a cursive n

No.94248

dont know any moonrunes just a few meme words and phrases

No.94249

widespread literacy is a modern manmade invention anyway i think i can understand spoken japanese at a kindergarten level at least

No.94250

i need to reproduce

No.94260

ironically chinese characters are easier to write than their wacky squiggles

No.94261

die chink supporter

No.94262

mom got back from her advanced yoga class and she said the minimum age was supposed to be 14 but there was a 10 year old girl there who kept up with all the different yoga moves

No.94263

tell her you dont believe her and need a vid for proof

No.94264

groan ordered some stuff from japan and forgot about vat its dhl so im probably gonno get ripped off bigly

No.94265

what a talented little girl

No.94266

thunder and lightning and rain

No.94267

cracked only got 1 blog and barely a blog its 2.5abv

No.94268

and its gone

No.94269

ate aNOTher sandwich been having a lot lately but still havent figured out how to set them up so biting doesnt squeeze the filling out the other side

No.94270

binged

No.94271

love bing

No.94272

Prolonged unemployment is associated with control loss and personal as well as social disengagement

We found that length unemployment is correlated with a psychological state strongly interfering with psychological as well as social functioning. While control-regaining models of responding to lack of control have received virtually no support from our findings, our results provide evidence that long-term unemployed individuals are more disengaged than working individuals. They are more apathetic, less likely to engage in control-regaining efforts and in active forms of construing one's own future.

No.94273

well i had two sandwiches a 4.5oz bag of chips a soft pretzel and a roll with jam and im NOT feeling so good

No.94274

chocolate bar is next

No.94275

moms been retired for 3 months and she started reporting on all the neighbors activities

No.94276

ate some chocolate but im out of milk now so i guess i wont have any more

No.94277

nice gossipmom

No.94278

there was this autistic guy in his 50s who used to live with his parents until they died and he moved out but mom said he still visits the house for like 15 minutes every day and she thinks its to cope with his separation anxiety

No.94279

invite him to ghost

No.94280

sigh thats my future

No.94281

my future started today

No.94282

think its time to start a new game

No.94283

>>94272
dont see how worknorming would help with any of that id think it would make it worse when you find out what kind of money you actually need to have any control in life

No.94284

sounds just like something that someone experiencing loss of control and helplessness due to prolonged unemployment would say

No.94285

oh forgot we arent unemployed because you have to be spending time looking and applying to be considered that Please stick it in mee ya i could see feeling helpless but mom does my working for me

No.94286

what a coincidence im NOT unemployed either

No.94287

moms making gluten free dairy free vegan cookies

No.94288

love eating spoonfuls of pb

No.94289

phew made it past the opening cutscene im all gamed out

No.94290

no peanut butter its pumpkin banana applesauce oats chocolate honey

No.94291

honey isnt vegan

No.94292

is sucking dick vegan

No.94293

yes if its consensual

No.94294

woke up

No.94295

but im about to go to sleep

No.94296

havent sucked dick in 15 years but got fucked a few times after

No.94297

havent sucked dick in 15 weeks maybe less

No.94298

sigh hate when an artist i like goes from putting out good to stuff to churning out utterly generic gacha and or vt themed shite

No.94299

bonus for deleting their earlier good art

No.94300

thats why i only lurk baraag

No.94301

getting my abs ready for next summer

No.94302

stay strong

No.94303

thinking about using the word logged in to mean woke up

No.94304

just discovered the ctrl+page down and ctrl+page up broswer hotkeys by accident Please stick it in mee this is gonna come in handy

No.94305

try ctrl tab and ctrl shift tab Please stick it in mee

No.94306

thats much less comfortable i would never press those combinations

No.94307

uh you can use them with one hand

No.94308

maybe you can

No.94310

>>94307
here we go again

No.94311

went out with mom and forgot it was a holiday the blog stores closed early guess ill find something else to do for the next 8 hours

No.94312

sippin some coke zero

No.94313

tossed and won big

No.94314

>>94304
before my good mouse broke i had those bound to the little side buttons by my thumb i highly recommend

No.94315

wanted to get a fancy multibutton mouse for the last few years but i dont game enough to justify it even though im touching a mouse for 10+ hours a day

No.94316

it was worth it just for browsing and scrolling

No.94317

fridge door was slightly open overnight insides warm and wet fml

No.94318

what does the thermometer say

No.94319

i dont have one of those

No.94320

rookie mistake

No.94321

dont see how having a thermometer would change anything when i can just feel the warm temp with my hand and see all the condensation with my eyes

No.94322

having one would mean you would be paranoid about the temperature and always make sure the door is shut

No.94323

uhh my fridge makes a loud beeping noise if you leave it open for more than a few minutes so i wouldnt be paranoid either way

No.94324

arrogant technorm hope you have to throw everything out

No.94325

its vastly more likely that you will have to

No.94326

watching the new ross its not very good

No.94327

its alright you can just skip it and wait for the next one

No.94328

Please stick it in mee good ond

No.94329

never watched a single norm dungeon

No.94330

its the reason for my continued existence

No.94331

logged in

No.94332

major groan have to go to town hall again tomorrow

No.94333

walked to the grocery store to get food and recycle some bottles but theyre closed for surprise renovation so i had to walk to aNOTher store luckily they also had the machine so i could get my deposit on those bottles but then i forgot to redeem it at the checkout so im gonno have to go all the way back next time

No.94334

well on the bright side they had different blogs picked up some pilsners but on the down side i forgot to get milk so i guess ill be going back tomorrow

No.94335

blog in hell

No.94336

no need to be mean

No.94337

eatin garlic bread

No.94338

pic

No.94339

jod for a while lost my bone guess ill crack maybe eat maybe try to watch maybe try to game

No.94340

guess its NOT really cracking when its in a glass bottle

No.94341

the holes in my underwear are getting bigger and now my dick pokes through and rubs against my pants

No.94342

what if someone thinks you have a big penis

No.94343

https://files.catbox.moe/8xn0by.jpg

No.94344

got holes in me undies but in the back

No.94345

a bit worried since my sensory issues flare up with most underwear and currently the only ones i can deal with are my old and worn out ones NOT the newer ones of the same size and brand so when they get too worn out im in for a bad time

No.94346

pic

No.94347

no but just imagine white fruit of the loom briefs but a bit yellowed and with thinned out fabric

No.94348

still watching the snw remake its still terrible but elsa is moe i remember her from the ln but dont remember of the old seasons got this far

No.94349

mom made me send my resume to some companies hope none of them is looking for a 32 yo retard

No.94350

yeah sounds great and can i have a medium fry with that

No.94351

hope you didnt send one to walmart

No.94353

https://files.catbox.moe/axmv6s.mp4

No.94354

just want to tell you its NOThing personal when i completely ignore your existence and walk out when you ask to see my receipt

No.94355

well ill admit the latest ep was a step better

No.94356

guess ill fry up some ultraprocessed meat n carbs

No.94357

wish i could be milgs wk

No.94358

die worshipper

No.94359

feasting

No.94360

having played rance iii cant decide whether to play iv or the 3 remake next

No.94361

>>94331
same but i dont think its accurate im not actually logging out in the first place im just turning my monitor off

No.94362

been putting my pc to sleep at night lately

No.94363

https://files.catbox.moe/1ol9hp.jpg

No.94364

used to do that but it hasnt been working properly since i messed with the overclocking settings on my motherboard

No.94365

uh overclock were you NOT getting enough fps on wow or something

No.94366

no but it turned 10 years old last year and i had never used any of those features i paid for

No.94367

thy greed wilt be thine undoing

No.94368

watching old vocaloid mmds

No.94370

gonno mow in a while

No.94371

havent mowed in maybe 16 years

No.94372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdPgdmeqij4

No.94373

didnt do it for about 6 years its good exercise for a neet

No.94374

youve been domesticated

No.94375

an hour of toiling in the sun a week is good for you

No.94376

>>94372
wish i was her

No.94377

stare at the sun for an hour a day

No.94378

wish you were her too

No.94379

ate too much dont feel so good cant even game like this

No.94380

started a 3rd person game and cant decide if i prefer the camera controls reversed or NOT

No.94381

about to flipping lose it i can feel the rage building up inside me might have to go punch something or scream

No.94382

fucki g

No.94383

logged in mornin guys

No.94384

die

No.94385

groan struck out again mom said shed get blogs while she was out and forgot if i had known that i would have just forced myself to go with her

No.94386

get owned normaholic

No.94387

guess ill light up

No.94388

wish i had some nice ganja to light up

No.94389

jod guess ill snooze

No.94390

>>94386
nah she had to go back out to the post office before it closed and picked me up a 12 pack

No.94391

happy for you

No.94392

finished mowing faster than last time ive developed a new technique where i walk backwards pulling the mower uphill instead of turning it around and using the front wheel drive it saves both gas and time the same lawns used to take me an hour and fifteen minutes to an hour and a half last year now im at 52.5 minutes

No.94393

guess ill pump some iron for a bit

No.94394

gonno pump yer arse if ye arent careful

No.94395

you need a scythe

No.94396

woke up covered in sweat

No.94397

you need to change your bed sheets now

No.94398

nah theyre fresh just put em on a month ago

No.94399

scythe fuma 2 is pasted been using it for two and a half years now

No.94400

too flipping humid

No.94401

making a beaner and cheese burrito ive got everything chopped and the pot on low so now ill crack and assemble it in a few hours

No.94402

showered an hour ago dried off with a towel and had a fan blowing on me for the past hour but still moist and hairs still damp im flipping dying and my internet keeps going out for no reason

No.94403

>>94401
pic

No.94404

>>94402
ac

No.94405

internet went out last morning for like 10 minutes i was pissed off

No.94406

>>94404
thats NOT an option anymore unfortunately

No.94407

and now its raining joy of joys

No.94408

been sitting imagining over and over going to the liquor store and buying a bottle of liquor for hours now

No.94409

dont youre killing yourself

No.94410

>>94408
in the normal scripting the transaction and psyching yourself into leaving the house way or something else

No.94411

just keep imagining it thats all

No.94412

imagine all the sheeple

No.94413

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0hzJ__SNv8

No.94414

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0r1lr-4_SQ

No.94415

id love to hear that little midget got piccolo

No.94416

okay were over 2500 time for a new thread

No.94417

its over 2500

No.94420

sippin mah covfefe

No.94424

doing laundry


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