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No. 8181

That's what I get

No.8182

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

No.8183

life is a flat circle. follow me to learn more

No.8184

>>8183
Do i have to…

No.8185

Do you like Wheel of Time?

No.10813

aaa

No.10814

time's up

No.88542

cracked the wine and rewatched mulholland drive

No.88543

im in here now its officially been over 2 years since ive watched anime and i dont feel good about it

No.88547

havent watched anime in 13 years but i read manga daily

No.88549

normime was the only thing i had going for me i wont let it get to 13 years i wont

No.88551

guess im schnoozin

No.88552

why is this the new one

No.88553

because you're fags

No.88556

nb works in mysterious ways you cant question it

No.88566

nb is retarded and got totally ignored by otamin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.88571

flip off 7ha this is our turf

No.88572

literally who

No.88575

hima homos got owned
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.88581

no ones even moving from the old thread this is a disaster

No.88699

i wont be held hostage any longer ill be blogging alone in here until a new thread is used

No.88704

feasted

No.88711

>>88709
youre supposed to use a dust buster

No.88718


No.88720

kept everything nice and neat and clean the last year or so

No.88722

>>88721
that was me sorry

No.88725

wish i was shorter so i could transition

No.88727

getting hungry dont want another omelet

No.88735

been waiting forever for mom to flipping go to bed so i can shower

No.88736

ok finally now ill jo and hop in

No.88738

guess ill shower too

No.88748

was in there for so flipping long i feel sick just sat down on the mat for a while

No.88749

>>88734
why were you buying so much seaweed

No.88751

i was gonno smoke it

No.88752

smoke this

No.88753

guess ill try to snooze not confident itll work though

No.88832

woke up might get some gaming in today might not

No.88836

>>88835
uhhh ice cream flush that shite

No.88843

saw an itasha the other day it was a white hatchback from the early 2000s it had big stickers of the meme girl from spy x family naruto the girl from demon slayer and the pink haired girl from kaguya sama love is war across the rear windshield and more stuff on the sides that i didnt walk around and look at

No.88848

never had an issue with guaifenesin are you chewing it or something

No.88853

>>88852
stop drinkin that shite

No.88855

for me its mojito flavor la croix

No.88856

only drink water coffee and wine once a week

No.88859

thought about buying an ereader the other day but couldnt justify the purchase and just kept using my phone instead

No.88861

i dont like buying goods that a norm has had his way with

No.88887

>>88874
told mom all about the pnig saga when it went down she thought it was really interesting

No.88889

only brainwashed slaves take cold showers

No.88892

dont have a body pillow just hug a regular pillow when i sleep

No.88904

>>88901
>>88903
its time for you guys to stop dwelling in the past on and move on to the new

No.88907

just feasted on a meal of my own creation featuring flavors inspired by the mediterranean

No.88916

pic

No.88921

already told you i feasted on it

No.88923

didnt enjoy the past when it was the past only here in the present do i realize it was better than anything that could come after

No.88924

its time to apply that logic to the present

No.88925

nah ill just keep doing as much as i possibly can to ignore it i refuse to live in it

No.88926

i dont know why it needed to be like this its defiantly NOT because i was younger when things were better either i think its because all i paid attention to in life was gaming and the internet and comics and movies and now theyve all been destroyed

No.88927

all the good stuffs still there more than you can consume in your lifetime

No.88928


No.88931

feet are cold

No.88932

guess ill snooze cant believe its already fridey again and ill be stuck with mom home all the time for 2 days

No.88933

ate two bacon and sausage melts now im gonno crack a cold one

No.88934

left behind

No.88938

surely in our 30s we can leave precure behind

No.88945


No.88951

i dont know what im supposed to do

No.88970

melt me down into a bucket of lard and use me to start a trash fire

No.89012

woke up

No.89025

woke up feelin refreshed

No.89026


No.89071

just feasted on another meal of my own creation featuring flavors inspired by the mediterranean

No.89084

you forgot the pic

No.89088

gave myself a neetcut noticed people staring at me like im a freak while ive been walking around lately and realized it now that it must have been because of my unkempt hair

No.89094

mom told me the other day she doesnt remember my neetcutting arc and that she blanked it out i dont think i look that bad with a buzzcut

No.89098


No.89100

sigh

No.89101

going to lay down for a bit

No.89163

woke up heya

No.89167

woke up hows it going

No.89171

>>89170
better hold off

No.89184

one of the advantages of blogging in this thread is that freak wont realize im here and see my posts or reply to them

No.89187


No.89191

die

No.89192

damnit

No.89193

sigh why cant we all get along weve known each other for like 12 years or more

No.89195

Please stick it in mee im just kiddin around im glad youre here

No.89196

death to norms

No.89204

farming embers in fgo and trying to learn python think i might play some league later

No.89207

>>89203
introduce me to your sis and ill introduce you to mine

No.89208

>>89204
youre one person id strongly prefer keep posting in the other thread rather than coming to mine

No.89218

>>89214
theyre just right

No.89230

praise to norms

No.89260

aint cummed to nothin but fsnap in 10 years now

No.89266

dumbass

No.89273

im gamin over here

No.89274

gamer

No.89329

long overdue neetcut just occurred

No.89340

woke up hey guys

No.89373

sick of the other thread im closing it and staying here

No.89374

been comfortable in here mostly alone dont want you guys to come in anymore

No.89376

ok ill leave sorry

No.89377

searched through the catalog and found one of my old threads from 10 years ago had been deleted and moved here

No.89378

im a man of my word this is it now

No.89379

feasted on a meal of my own creation

No.89380

well ill give you word of my own when this thread hits 2500 ill be moving on to another with or without you once again

No.89381

shitted me pantaloons

No.89382

mostly cleaned out my apaato

No.89383

put my orange peel in the trash instead of leaving it out on the table all week

No.89384

>>89380
bh thirdie

No.89385

im white and have a good computer from which i exclusively browse the web its a matter of principles

No.89386

uh huh

No.89387

the second half of 2024 is gonno be different were all getting clean and sober and physically fit

No.89388

already did that in the first half of 2024 i posted repeatedly that it was a year of sober contemplation

No.89389

musta skipped those

No.89390

gamed a bit might get drunk as a skunk and have a triple feature

No.89391

finished dw3 it was the best of the bunch id say 2 is skippable but 1 isnt gonno start 4 and get to the first save point then stop until another day

No.89392

oh u menat dq

No.89393

never ate dq they dont have it here

No.89394

drugjod for the last time

No.89395

guess ill read some koisuru asteroid restarting at chapter 1

No.89396

as for me ill be chugging some cold ones the cooking cabbage onions and ground beef

No.89397

hold the cabbage and onions

No.89398

love drunk cooking

No.89399

sigh im just like ao except she has friends

No.89400

NOThin drunk im working on it

No.89401

then its NOT time to cook yet

No.89402

its already in the pan keeping warm

No.89403

thought the euro was worth a lot more in comparison to the dollar didnt realize that changed in 2014 sigh

No.89404

if this was 7 or 9 years ago id be ordering lots of epic stuff at a 1usd:160jpy conversion rate

No.89405

mostly NOT into stuff thats coming out currently and too tard to figure out how to access jap only auctions

No.89406

id tell you how if i could remember what site i was using i remember it being blue and not too expensive

No.89407

watching tv with kitty its relaxing gonno air fry some fries and crack a coke (zero)

No.89408

also chicken breast gonno make a chicken sandwich with mayo and ghost pepper sauce

No.89409

never ate an iusedtobeaghost pepper

No.89410


No.89411

trying to remember that other song but i think those bookmarks are from an older drive was it the jps or the j

No.89412

oh never mind Please stick it in mee i got it twisted

No.89413

https://files.catbox.moe/jbxh5w.png
i was thinking the same thing

No.89415

somehow the norms flipped me and froze my shit up ill have to reboot before bedtime

No.89416

gonno start backing our threads up to cassette so future generations dont miss out

No.89417

i have no ass and i must shite

No.89418


No.89419

missing the teenfeels of anime from before i became a fat old retarded man

No.89420

the friends started flipping with the normtube playback bar and favicon the colors are all pink instead of red im literally looking at the difference between loaded tabs and unloaded from previous session right now who are they fooling

No.89421

no flippin way youtube changed the ui??

No.89422

this is obscenely petty why did the bar need to go from red to red and then pink

No.89423

>>89421
if this is the friendgler i hope you get suicide bombed to death by a muslim you faggot normalshite

No.89424

i fucked your mum bitch

No.89425

dreamed about hiking in thailand and it started snowing

No.89426

woke up

No.89427

>>89424
you did NOThing of the sort because youre a subhuman bogan seeing things that arent there out of the corner of your freak eye

No.89428

u mad

No.89429

only got a few hours of sleep which is probably NOT the best way to start a bouken but ill just take it easy and see how far i get today

No.89430

cried watching precure

No.89431

cried watching heavens gate

No.89432

remembered game dungeons ill patiently wait to enjoy the next one whenever it may be

No.89433

sorry i wasted like 17 years of my life watching ross after he told me to go fuck myself with a rusty knife for the last 7 months

No.89434

sigh cant believe the live service ubisoft shills even made it to ghoty

No.89435

im so far removed from any of that its laughable that youd even consider making that post im just waiting for a gods damned game dungeon to help me forget my retarded life 7 month since the last one

No.89436

yeah i was being ironic

No.89437

oh sorry im retarded not sure if youve heard

No.89438

>>89413
Please stick it in mee thats my comment

No.89439

im norm

No.89440

left my car window open during a rainstorm

No.89441

cant wait for ross to save gaming so he can go back to posting real vids

No.89442

loaded my car just about cleaned out my apartment its almost go time

No.89443

time to Drive

No.89444

https://files.catbox.moe/uhtrva.webm
gonno become a sumo wrestler and get a nice jgf

No.89445


No.89446

havent ridden with a full car in a while barely make 70 going uphill but defiantly no trouble going downhill got a nice speeding ticket

No.89447

>>89438
das it

No.89448


No.89449


No.89450

normgur

No.89451

something inside my rectum is angrily trying to claw its way out ohgod this is a gamble i cant win

No.89452

the seed i planted in you is finally ready for birth

No.89453

it was birthed all right really more like splattered

No.89454

gonno make ham soup with beans

No.89455

gonno buy a soldering kit and fix my headphones myself

No.89456

woke up hey

No.89457

may have accidentally swallowed an orange seed

No.89458

made 400 miles i guess thats NOT bad for the first day with a late start had to stop since i nearly feel asleep on the road gonno have to pick up the pace

No.89459

drinking ginger ale

No.89460

>>89455
meant to say sounds like a good project but i started ranting to mom and lost track of time

No.89461

cant you just take it to the apple store and have the genuieses fix it

No.89462

ate the worst frozen burrito ive ever had

No.89463

what kind was it

No.89464

tinas big burrito red hot beef

No.89465

is it just the regular one but big i dont remember them being that bad i only get the bean ones now since i found out its not beef but some kind of soy paste with beef flavoring

No.89466

i need to masturbate brb

No.89467

i dont know but beef is the 3rd ingredient after flour and water i also got a bean one might eat it later

No.89468

>>89458
nice Driver

No.89469

i am the one true manbaby king of all manbabies

No.89470

saw a truck today covered in swastika and related bumper stickers like a yellow star on the side

No.89471

i kneel to our king

No.89472

airi almost died because a container truck shifted into her lane

No.89473

dont know who that is but i expect its someone who i wouldve been happier had they died

No.89474

overheating

No.89475

same my body is thoroughly drenched with sweat

No.89476

groan started up the normulator and got distracted forgot to push the playstation button to pause it and now my hours played is inaccurate

No.89477

NOT that kind of overheating i mean like fever and flushed hot skin if anything the ac is probably making it worse

No.89478

weighed myself gained 1 pound

No.89479

my hours played are never accurate since i often just dont close the game all day and overnight

No.89480

my extreme heat and thirst made this glass of water taste like a delicious rare treat

No.89481

just think how much more of a treat a nice cold one wouldve been

No.89482

thought this was a year of sober contemplation

No.89483

told you i fell off the wagon

No.89484

how about a nice refreshing Coca-Cola®

No.89485

reading rpg fudousan

No.89486

loved that anime

No.89487

skipped the last few days what'd I miss

No.89488

cut my couch in half and carried it down 3 flights of stairs

No.89489

skip off a cliff raider

No.89490

store was selling 8 packs of faygo for three bucks

No.89491

painful raw skin in the middle of me thumb

No.89492

nauseated

No.89493

wondering if its rhabdomyolysis

No.89494

cooked a meal of my own creation inspired the mediterranean once again

No.89495

rhabdomynuts

No.89496

mom loves mediterranean keto dishes

No.89497

you should introduce me to her because thats all ive been eating for the past 3 months

No.89498

meds

No.89499

always take my meds in the morning but set a meds reminder for 8 pm just in case forgot

No.89500

dont take meds but i do take powerful nootropic supplements that will make me live to 120 and fill me with virility

No.89501

exercise and good sleep make you smarter

No.89502

the only medication im prescribed is gods green miracle herb

No.89503

dude weed I am an incomparable homo

No.89504

moved cats food on top of the counter and she raged

No.89505

cage

No.89506

>>89490
stopped buying it at the dollar store when i noticed they started cutting it with artifical sweetener cheap bastards

No.89507

never drank faygo but if i did id probably think it was pretty epic

No.89508

youre better off drinking aspartame than corn syrup

No.89509

maybe if youre 400 pounds and normally drink a 2liter a day

No.89510

assfartame

No.89511

gonno go out in the hot tub while its raining and also try to watch a movie tonight

No.89512

ok woke up determined
called 14 different places and nobody does headphone repair so ill do it myself im buying a soldering kit today and showing the norms what neets are made of

No.89513

had a good brainstorm session out there i thought of ways to get money to you all anonymously when i win the lottery and also thought up a sweet business idea where i buy farmland and livestream non meat cows and chickens and pigs and goats 24/7 like justin.tv then let norms name them and shite for donations

No.89514

>>89512
doubt ive made 14 real phonecalls in the last 10 years except to mom i call the bank once a month but i hang up if its too late in the day and they dont have the touch tone robot menu and forward me to a person

No.89515

why do you need to call the bank cant you do it online

No.89516

ya but im to lazy to make a password and keep track of an account i had one once and had them close it for that reason

No.89517

seems like it would be much less effort than calling them once a month but to each their own

No.89518

this may come as a shock to you but i get anxious and angry when a routine is changed

No.89519

dont see how calling a stranger on the phone is less anxiety inducing than using an online account but different strokes for different folks

No.89520

i dont call a stranger as explained i bitch out and hang up if i hear ringing instead i push about 45 numbers on the cellphone and write the numbers the robot voice says on a piece of paper

No.89521

made something groundbreaking it was good

No.89522

it was tuna except with teriyaki sauce instead of mayo

No.89523

sigh youve merely replace seed oils with sugar and antinutrients

No.89524


No.89525

might have to give teriyaki tuna a try sometime

No.89526

brushed my tooth guess ill snooze

No.89527

woke up didnt sleep well at all kept waking up in the middle of the night todays NOT gonno be fun

No.89528

raw spot on my thumb bleeds if i squeeze it

No.89529

what about a bandaid

No.89530

lost my keys for a good 20 minutes of searching finally found them phew

No.89531

lot of storm damage last night

No.89532

kitty is scared of the roomba

No.89533


No.89534

crazy how easy it is to just walk to some random event with a gun and kill whoever you want no matter who it is its surprising that it almost never happens

No.89535

theres no reason to kill anyone theres no point in doing it unless you want to get on the news so everyone reads your manifesto

No.89536

feeling backed up

No.89537

cracked a nice cucumber mint sparkling water

No.89538

pretty tired not sure if ill mow

No.89539

up to 600 mg caffeine today and its NOT working anymore

No.89540

started reading this new manga called himaten because it has hima in the title

No.89541

pasted

No.89542

im hima sugiru

No.89543

had some extremely violent dreams dont know why

No.89544

another worthless day out of the way going to snooze

No.89545

uh its 330 i just got out of bed what do you mena snooze

No.89546

mom said she put extra protein powder in her morning smoothie in addition to eating a protein bar because she knew she was gonno do more physical activity today

No.89547

sexy active mom

No.89548

gonno eat a 5 dollar steak tonight after a long day of masturbating and playing video games

No.89549

made fettuccine alfredo

No.89550

making tofu curry in my wok

No.89551

>>89546
im coming to date your mom

No.89552

physical activities with himamoms

No.89553

im only interested in the sexy teenmoms

No.89554

638 miles today

No.89555

forgot about noko

No.89556

nice nokl

No.89557

>>89554
pasted nokl

No.89558

groan

No.89559

got culvers

No.89560

havent had culvers since 2017

No.89561

you arent missing out it was worse than mcdonalds

No.89562

learned you can just dump a bleach tablet in your toilet tank and then every time you flush it automatically cleans the bowl for you

No.89563

fauci said never combine bleach and ammonia

No.89564

think most of me toilet stain is from the water NOT the human waste

No.89565

NOT an issue dont own any ammonia

No.89566

ownin it? ye be pissin it

No.89567

>>89562
you can also drop a grate big one in the tank and then itll do the opposite of clean it Please stick it in mee

No.89568

ban

No.89569

NOT sure i like how rpg fudousan leans into ecchiness instead of cuteness for fanservice almost feels dirty

No.89570

ordered some fin

No.89571

die finn

No.89572

that was one of the last ones i was watching before i lost my ability to watch it was a good one

No.89573

drank a cup of tea with each ep

No.89574

>>89539
had 690mg today meself Please stick it in mee

No.89575

sounds perfectly healthy for a completely sedentary middle aged man

No.89576

chest hurt a bit whenever i had more but im probably gonno have the same amount tomorrow

No.89577

tried the chocolate fruit cheese and maple caloriemate flavors

No.89578

which was better

No.89579

chocolate is the most normal and in a good way making it the best but cheese is also NOT bad at all maple has little nuts in it and tastes like maple extract which without the sweetness of syrup isnt really that good fruit was okay but i need to try it again to form a real opinion

No.89580

dont remember which ones i tried i think it was regular and choco think ive got the boxes somewhere

No.89581

got a big steamin mug of joe in front of me

No.89582

whats regular

No.89583

dont remember it just looked like a shortbread cookie but then again looking at a pic they all look like that except choco

No.89584

a real hero came on as i was Driving today learned that its NOT a particularly good song to Drive to

No.89585

yesterday had a really good Drive listening to 東方幻樂編曲集第二集 舞-MAI-

No.89586

translate it weeaboo

No.89587

thinking about dokurochan sigh wish i could meet someone like that

No.89588

dont remember if the mermeido sister was nicer or not

No.89589

been eating those pickled smeggs i made for a few days now theyre good but they dont really taste like any of the other stuff i put in the jar

No.89590

thejar

No.89591

yeah im 30 and unemployed so flipping what why dont you get a job instead huh

No.89592

no i dont think i will thats moms problem

No.89593

cant decide between two movies one ive already seen but i had extremely violent dreams last night didnt feel any pain was just kind of indifferent to what the norms were doing to me but i dont know if i should watch it before bed

No.89594

funny timing just got done picking a movie and was about to sit down and watch it

No.89595

ill leave it up to the shuffle ill let you know in a bit if i ended up watching martyrs or the cable guy

No.89596

good movie and fun for the whole family thought the main girl was extremely hot so i didnt care what happened to the other one ironically the last half hour was pretty lame compared to the first hour so i dont regret waiting so long to watch it

No.89597

wish they had spent another half an hour at the start and ended with the good first hour the very end was pretty hardcore but it was nothing i hadnt already seen the mystery was better than what the showed

No.89598

i watched vengeance is mine 1979 and it ruled

No.89599

the poster has been added to the folder i feel like i know the title but thats it

No.89600

esophagus and reflux are getting worse

No.89601

we just need to make better choices as for me i just ate 3 pickled eggs with hotsauce and 2 hot cans of pabst thats what the kids are calling a bad choice

No.89602

ate the last egg and the last warm one already told mom today whatever day this is i might as well get on the lawn and start the john deere but she laughed and said ya right

No.89603

uh john deere

No.89604

dont worry im protesting them both because im poor and because theyre evil but it was already here when i moved in

No.89605

brothers wife comes from a line of women tractor riders

No.89606

ask her if shes accepting rides from the public Please stick it in mee

No.89607

shittedx2

No.89608

havent even felt like joing for 4 days

No.89609

every year for the last ten to thirteen or so ive thought i need to stop joing still havent gotten there yet

No.89610

time to Drive

No.89611

whats on the playlist

No.89612

highway to hell

No.89613

can you guys rec me 10 or so movies i think i might start watching em

No.89614

>>89611
umineko soundtrack think ill put on some im@s next

No.89615

>>89613
go back and write down every movie ive mentioned in this thread and the last few theyve all been good

No.89616

ok

No.89617

saw the sheet of burg king coupons out near moms stuff shes going out after work and said she wont be back until close to midnight so thats probably my dinner

No.89618

to lazy to drag the pc out to the living room or else id watch something or game out there

No.89619

guess ill sperm

No.89620

woke up hey

No.89621

gonno snooze

No.89622

foot is going numb

No.89623


No.89624

>>89622
simply walk around for a minute or two

No.89625

put the ssd i had mom buy back in december into her craptop hope she doesnt rage that she suffered for 7 months because i didnt do it

No.89626

4 days until the full moon are you ready

No.89627

feel like what ill end up doing is just skip over the sata type entirely and get a pcie adapter card and one of the newfangled ones since it would only be like 15 bucks more

No.89628

mom told me to take 7500 dollars and open an ira

No.89629

she must be out of her mind just jam it in nvidia stocks for 2 years

No.89630

phew nice moms home early and with no food very good

No.89631

max my roth every year

No.89632

feasted on hamburg steak with a feta and olive omelette

No.89633

my rage at the lack of burgs is subsiding i found a freezerburnt vegetable lasagna at the back of the freezer that could have gotten ugly

No.89634

3 men and a woman are standing outside my window

No.89635

blankie

No.89636

sigh hope something horrible doesnt happen and thats the last post we ever see from him

No.89637

forgot what time i put that lasagna in

No.89638

that was like 2 hours ago

No.89639

ya that was when i turned the oven on but i forgot about it for a while i think it has 10 minutes left

No.89640

its so lasagnover

No.89641

heartburn

No.89642

phew nice Drive today 1042 miles

No.89643

getting exhausted just reading that

No.89644

still stuck flipping around with moms computer even though i want to snooze shes gonno rage if it isnt working and im asleep really should have just cloned the hdd to the ssd instead i reinstalled

No.89645

guess ill take all the screws out again put the old hdd back in screw it all back together and redo everything i did today again tomorrow

No.89646

doubled down like a tard its reinstalling

No.89647

got a sixer of blogs now im relaxing

No.89648

you can be the it guy at the mansion

No.89649

nah i flipping hate normputers theyre epic in theory but the reality is hellish

No.89650

always have a good time at the computer whats the problem

No.89651

never used an ssd before until today cant tell how much faster it is because the processor is such a piece of shite Please stick it in mee

No.89652

even when i had a garbage processor the first time i ran my os off of an ssd it was transcendental

No.89653

only so much you can do with a dual core that maxes out at 2.4ghz it was an improvement but my mind wasnt blown ill notice it instantly on my computer im sure

No.89654

guess ill snooze gonno try to mow when i get up around 5pm

No.89655

cant imagine using an hdd unless i needed more than 3tb of storage for some reason

No.89656

was looking to buy one the other day for the first time in years thought they would have gotten cheaper

No.89657


No.89658

5th day in a row of putting all my trash into the trash can

No.89659

need at least 100tb

No.89660

dont understand whats happening havent felt like joing in almost a week

No.89661

woke up chest feels tight like i just took a bunch of normffeine even though i cut back and only had 460mg yesterday

No.89662

>>89660
menopause

No.89663


No.89664

guess ill Drive

No.89665

fixed my headphones by myself since no one would take the job its working fine

No.89666

never soldered meant to learn how

No.89667

buy a 40w one and give it a try

No.89668

woke up mornin

No.89669

mowed hard decided to speed things up by simply walking backwards once i got to one end of the lawn so i wouldnt have to keep turning around but it drains stamina thought i was gonno have a heart attack

No.89670

foot turned red

No.89671

pasted redfoot

No.89672

redfeet

No.89673

feeling lightheaded and dizzy

No.89674

wouldnt mind having that feeling right about now and firing up a movie or too

No.89675

hope its anime

No.89676

smoking cannabis and watching hoarders

No.89677

mom loves hoarders

No.89678

when will my real life begin

No.89679


No.89680

690 miles reached my destination

No.89681

debating getting into the zzzquil shouldnt have had all that cawfee but ive been telling mom id mow for almost 2 weeks and wanted to get it over with

No.89682

love tripping on early onset alzheimers

No.89683

pretty sure that data only exists because people from our grandparents generation would be recommended a drug then proceed to take it every single day regardless of what they felt like for 30 years straight in any case i dont plan to live to 60 and even if i wanted to were all gonno get flipped up hard by stuff like food additives and wifi signals that they dont have long term data on

No.89684

hope youre there to join me in living to at least 85

No.89685

depends on how long mom lives when im 85 shell be 120

No.89686

sis

No.89687

wouldnt be virg if i had a sis

No.89688

thinking about getting a large female dog to live with me and be my companion and my comfort

No.89689

thought i had 20gb left now after a reboot it says 28 uh oh

No.89690

whatever not even gonno look if anythings missing until tomorrow if i lost something its my own fault for being a lazy piece of shite

No.89691

had an epiphany

No.89692

what was it

No.89693

need an epithet for my epitaph

No.89694

i fear tomorrow ill be crying

No.89695


No.89696

i need sex

No.89697

nah

No.89698

ya

No.89699

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

No.89700


No.89701

updatenorms got owned

No.89702


No.89703

sup boys

No.89704

wish i wasnt a boy

No.89705

wish i was still a boy instead of a boy in a mans body

No.89706

bought some condoms once they were too tight

No.89707

die dickmog

No.89708

NOThin mog im under 7"

No.89709

youre girthmogging me

No.89710

my penis is small and thin but it doesnt matter anyway

No.89711

pic

No.89712

bigger means more nerve endings

No.89713

>>89701
how and why

No.89714

oh hope the registers at the grocery and blog stores arent affected i was considering going out with mom later

No.89715

im a manbaby in a teens body

No.89716

date night with mom is ruined

No.89717

more like date night with my flippin hand

No.89718

>>89715
same wouldnt say this was my first choice for a life

No.89719

how about a nice hfjo

No.89720

havent jod since sunday

No.89721

wasnt gonno do it yesterday but then did it twice in a row ill try again tomorrow

No.89722

the climax is always disappointing thats why i prefer just jerking it NOT to completion or edging if you will

No.89723

dont know why youd want a bigger penis it just gets in the way and touches the ceramic in the toiler not like youre going to use it anyways

No.89724

need it to satisfy my future gf

No.89725

NOT a problem if youre a grower like me

No.89726

one time i was at a museum as a kid maybe it was an aquarium and some other kid got their shoes caught in the escalator

No.89727

im a grower but it doesnt grow enough

No.89728

nice shower in denial

No.89729

ignoring the pain and hoping it goes away

No.89730

woke up heya ghoty

No.89731

love pain

No.89732

>>89722
nice edgelord

No.89733

moms not going to the store i want to go to anyway the fridey night merriment is cancelled

No.89734

simply walk on down yourself

No.89735

no sidewalks where i live except on main street dont want to get mowed down by an illegal

No.89736

lil bro said hes making lasagna for dinner today and mom freaked out because she doesnt want to do any cleaning

No.89737

if her two adult sons want lasagna then by god theres gonno be lasagna get those dish gloves on woman

No.89738

uh what cleaning you just pop it in the microwave for a while

No.89739

NOT when its keto vegetable lasagna with leaves replacing pasta for the layers

No.89740

hope its a nice cabbage leaf then it would probably be pretty good

No.89741

yeah

No.89743

pasted antisage

No.89744

dad got burger king

No.89745

nice italian okonomiyaki

No.89746

crunched some numbers i think buying an m2 ssd plus an adapter card will cost the same and run faster than a sata one if sata3 maxes out at 6.0 Gbit/s which is 0.75 GB/s and pcie 2.0 in a 16 lane slot maxes out at 8.0 GB/s which is 64 Gbit/s doesnt that mean it could hit its advertised maximum speed

No.89747

uh

No.89748

losing it

No.89749

losing what

No.89750

my sight and my mind wish somebody would tell me im fine

No.89751

youre doing fine

No.89752

arent those adapters bottlenecks or can they support full speeds usually people use 2x or 4x not 16 so check if its supported before you buy

No.89753

just get a new mobo that has a slot at the same time its clearly been long enough or you wouldnt need an adaptor

No.89754

blah blah blah

No.89755

should NOT have eaten that

No.89756

>>89752
youre right it physically fits in x16 but doesnt use it all it seemed like a good idea

No.89757

ill physically fit in your mom

No.89758

need to return to the womb

No.89759

dentist appointment monday sigh wish me luck

No.89760

holy flip me to

No.89761

too

No.89762

gurgling in my intestines already had diarrhea might be time for round two

No.89763

>>89761
die smrtnorm

No.89764

zip it esl

No.89765

uh esl is this a raid

No.89766

love raiding the trash board of a dead spinoff

No.89767

lost the game

No.89768

me too

No.89769

truly mindblowing ive gotten over one hundred hours and counting of free entertainment out of 1.4 megabytes worth of roms this image is bigger than the whole flippin game its based on https://files.catbox.moe/5cmbwn.jpg

No.89770

foul

No.89771

moms been guarding the kitchen for the last six hours there goes my snack plans

No.89772

are you the diet guy

No.89773

>>89769
why did you have to choose such a vile and pornographic image to prove your point about file size couldnt you have chosen something cool and honorable instead

No.89774

the first one i picked was smaller than 516k which would have made me look like an idiot

No.89775

why didnt you simply artificially inflate the file size of the image we never would have known

No.89776

wish i could feast like in the days of olde

No.89777

guess ill snooze looking forward to gaming tomorrow

No.89778

a gamer must rest

No.89779

stabbing pain in the left side of my chest

No.89780

think i might be incapable of love

No.89781

what about a nice sexy lady

No.89782

what about it

No.89783

im sick and disturbed

No.89784

recently been almost fainting when i stand up

No.89785

im dazed and confused

No.89786

used to have that often and sometimes would have to slowly get down and lay on the floor until it went away but it hasnt happened in quite a while

No.89787

doomscrolling

No.89788

listening to dead can dance

No.89789

get the urge to dance when watching idolmaster vids sometimes but i never do

No.89790

dance often like a tard

No.89791

vid

No.89792

family i havent seen for years is visiting

No.89793

code red

No.89794

sister said her firm has stopped working on campaign ads because theyre expecting drop out this weekend

No.89795

>>89787
had to look that up but it describes all of my time on the 4 these sigh been lurking for 7 years now and its gotten worse and worse even without people like me posting its like everyone on the internet forgot about fun

No.89796

cousins dress stops just below her waist but eventually found shes wearing shorts underneath sigh fold again

No.89797

i mena foiled

No.89798

starting to think mom is retarded shes looking for a second job part time and said we dont have enough money for food because she got denied by 3 places for a 3000 dollar personal loan keep in mind she makes close to 6 figures and is in her mid 60s

No.89799

i think she just says stuff like that because she forgets i take things hyperliterally she bought like 15bux worth of berries and shit yesterday so either shes exaggerating or shes senile and i should have power of attorney

No.89800

woke up mornin guys

No.89801

whats the plan for today

No.89802

wish i made six figs

No.89803

>>89795
got the deets on any epic new memes

No.89804

dont think there are memes anymore its just teens accusing each other of being teens and using offsite lingo to spam template threads all day

No.89805

and yes im aware of the irony but it really was better 15 years ago

No.89806

think ill start looking for some movies well in advance

No.89807

still havent watched the shirobako film

No.89808

>>89801
gonna browse the net til big bro arrives then watch some movies

No.89809

is that the new himaslang for the bf

No.89810


No.89811

wish i could shoop da whoop

No.89812

sister makes 6 figures but she pays over 65k a year in rent

No.89813

only make 5 figures

No.89814

feeling like a chipotle night

No.89815

been making zero figures by quite some time Please stick it in mee

No.89816

6 figures in sydney is like penury in a real place

No.89817

ohh noo i only make six figures how am i gonno enjoy all the hustle and bustle of this big city i choose to live in

No.89818

why dont people work from home and then move to a cheaper area

No.89819

because all their friends and family live in the big city also

No.89820

holy flip new game dungeon

No.89821

nice

No.89822

norm dungeon

No.89823

on the topic of getting what you deserve paying the price for eating that second protein bar yesterday

No.89824

who got what they deserved

No.89825

you know

No.89826

>>89820
lying little cockslurper

No.89827

tired of people acting like sucking cock is an insult

No.89828

only ever sucked one cock

No.89829

bought lite blogs for the first time felt cool doing it but figured it was worth a try

No.89830

thirsty

No.89831

love light blogs used to be able to down a couple dozen in the afternoon

No.89832

why are they shooting fireworks

No.89833

cleared up a ton of space about 100gb gonno pick some movies game for a while and see if theyve finished

No.89834

didnt do either of those things just got caught up in ranting to mom

No.89835

ran the dishwasher after using every fork once instead of leaving all the dirty dishes on the floor and rewashing the same fork for every meal

No.89836

unc used to have a buddy in college that would introduce his new gfs by saying he got a new dishwasher Please stick it in mee

No.89837

using moms food scale i got her for christmass and she hasnt used to measure shots

No.89838

took a break for a week now im like 30 eps behind on my seasonals

No.89839

took a break for 104 weeks now life is empty and pointless

No.89840

guess ill try for a double feature the question is do i watch the one ive already seen but forgot because it was over 14 years ago and my cells have rebuilt themselves twice first or second

No.89841

how about watching a nice anime film instead

No.89842

starving but moms guarding the kitchen again

No.89843


No.89844

break implies youll start back up again and im simply suggesting that the time is now

No.89845

groan pixiv mustve changed something because its taking even more memory now

No.89846

dont know how that could be possible considering what it was like the last time i used it do they just run a coin miner until the tab is closed

No.89847

trying a mr natural light only had ice and daddy before

No.89848

wouldnt say no to sex with an attractive female human right about now

No.89849

it tastes like shit compared to either of those or busch oh well it was only 11 bucks with taxation without representation for 2 6packs

No.89851

natty light pinches get busch light or michelob if youre feeling rich

No.89852

thats all they had in my price range i wanted to try miller lite because of john madden and rodney dangerfield but it was like 3 dollars more

No.89853

saw a vid and it said 18 years ago uh oh

No.89854

managed to grab some granola bars

No.89855


No.89856

mom used to get those cliff bar things at a discount or something didnt like them but it was better than nothing

No.89857

i would kill myself right now if it meant i was 9 years old again reading bionicle comics in the back of moms gold colored saturn

No.89858

loved bionicles but didnt have many and could only get my hands on a fragmented portion of the comics

No.89859

same for the first part but i got plenty of the comics id have shared them with you they were sick

No.89860

wouldntve turned out like this if i had a friend close enough to share things with as a kid

No.89861

bought some frozen pierogies the other day told mom id save them for a dinner but im having second thoughts

No.89862

got some tamales meself

No.89863

what is that like some kind of beaner hot pocket

No.89864

>>89860
weve been together for a while now isnt that as close as we can get

No.89865

dont touch me

No.89866

saw a girl with a blonde buzzcut a decade younger than me getting into an suv and i told mom did she go through chemo or is the eminem haircut a choice and she didnt know what i was talking about sigh bet if i had a gf she would have laughed

No.89867

i guess thats why i was supposed to find one between 2006 and now

No.89868

i know they put brotherman andrew on some of those mind control pills because he certainly didnt seem like a danger to himself and those around him when i met up with again in middle school the feminazi pubelick school system claimed another victim i bet hes dead now or like me

No.89869

guess ill watch funny games glad i dont have a family or i dont think id enjoy it anymore

No.89870

hanged out with big bro and watched lost highway

No.89871

excellent movie ive never seent it but ive seen almost all of the preceding movies by the same guy and ive listened to the hank williams song a lot so i basically know the whole plot

No.89872

if its anything like wild at heart its excellent

No.89873

it was pretty good but it wasnt really like wild at heart which was better

No.89874

during my rant i told mom the name runescape when i think she meant wow but who knows anymore

No.89875

i mena that i literally said the word runescape out loud when she started saying world of war whatever and she said oh you really liked that one

No.89876

why am i so afraid

No.89877

i dont knoe im afraid because im a massive pmb with no muscle mass and have no long term plans

No.89878

ate chicken sandvich

No.89879

the thing about funny games is i was the kind of freak to flip up the norms life yet i just sat in the basement playing oblivion and tf2 while they trampled all over me

No.89880

would have grown up more normal if mom had let me have a console

No.89881

ive had enough of your excuses

No.89882


No.89883

tossed some tiles

No.89884

are you winning

No.89885

horny rn

No.89886

eating tamale

No.89887

to me tamale is the essential mexican food but at mexican restaurants tamales are always an afterthought

No.89888

nah that would be the hard taco and burrito with extra fries

No.89889

need to plant my seeds

No.89890

moms making me visit canceraunt

No.89891

is she at least pulling over for fastfood on the way

No.89892

back from uncs he bought an 8k 70" tv its p cool played some gran turismo 7

No.89893

napped and had a series of nightmares

No.89894

did he open it up and cut the connection to the wifi card so it cant read his mind and spy on him

No.89895

no he needs wifi to watch sports

No.89896

what about his htpc or ps4 cant he watch through those

No.89897

mom likes to watch tv while doing puzzle games on her ipad and messaging on her iphone

No.89898

stairs

No.89899

>>89892
hope you dominated the track

No.89900

>>89891
no we had lunch there

No.89901

feeling kinda sleepy had three cold ones

No.89902

havent had any alcohol since that guy said it was a year of sober contemplation

No.89903

keep it up champ

No.89904

>>89901
mom wants burgs gonno have to have one or two meself to be able to both cook them and eat one

No.89905

preparing my body for the full moon ritual

No.89906

what does it entail

No.89907

sigh edged over the edge

No.89908

mom wanted corn on the cob so i did that before the burgs and the propane ran out sigh itll take too long to light charcoal i have to make them inside

No.89909

love when mom slobs on my knob like corn on the cob

No.89910

i make mom cut the corn off before serving it to me

No.89911

tired

No.89912

sigh guess ill start catching up on those seasonals probably find some to drop

No.89913

the new fairy tail is really good

No.89914

considering the quality of source material i highly doubt that

No.89915

NOT watching that norm shite

No.89916

burg was too pink for my liking but ive got a pretty strong stomach

No.89917

your meats supposed to be red NOT pink

No.89918

eatin rissoles and grilled taters

No.89919

watching edgyme

No.89920

fantastically foul flatulence

No.89921

maybe its time to stop eating indigestible garbage

No.89922

i cant kill the poor little fluffies

No.89923

thinkin i might make the trip to the aquarium next week ive been wanting to go to one since aquatope

No.89924

sigh wish i had finished that

No.89925

i believe u mena sigh i havent finished that yet

No.89926

why the flip does the aquarium cost over fifty bux to enter no wonder gama gama went out of business

No.89927

aquacope

No.89928

>>89925
dont see the circumstances becoming right any time soon its been sitting there taking up 17gb this whole time

No.89929

whats wrong with right now

No.89930

got the hiccoughs

No.89931

getting nervous about the normtist ive had the same routine for like 8 years now but i have to actually interact with the secretary and go off script years ago when they stopped taking my insurance i just didnt say anything and i guess they mailed a bill to mom and she paid it

No.89932

weird i was just getting nervous about the same thing they messaged me asking about my insurance which i dont have but i couldnt reply just hoping i can tardmumble my way through it tomorrow then never go back again if it doesnt go well

No.89933

dont understand the hype around car insurance

No.89934

never used my car insurance its just aNOTher useless norm tax i pay like a good little nakama

No.89935

ankles acting up again

No.89936

>>89932
weighed my options i think im not gonno say anything until im making the next appointment and then say heres my new card and if they dont accept it tough since they cant unclean my teeth

No.89937

NOT gonno make a next appointment havent even been in maybe 3 to 5 years just gonno hope the out of pocket cost is reasonable

No.89938

i mean its just a cleaning how much could it cost a hundred dollars

No.89939

im pretty sure thats exactly what it was that time mom had to pay the bill

No.89940

how much did you tip

No.89941

i dont know mom handles all of that i have more important matters to attend to

No.89942

you can buy the cleaning tools online and learn how to do it yourself

No.89943

only reason im taking the trouble to go is because i think i might have a cavity

No.89944

havent had one yet and not for a lack of trying

No.89945

lost count of how many ive had

No.89946

boiling up a pot of pierogies gonno go look at the full moon while i wait

No.89947


No.89948

read on the net they call this a buck moon because the bucks antlers have grown in by now

No.89949

didnt see any deer tonight

No.89950

that guy said deer are norm now

No.89951

been seeing rabbits in the yard the last few days theyre tard they dont have a fear of humans got probably as close as 9 feet

No.89952

pic

No.89953

my red headlamp reflected in the eyes of some rabbits but didnt stop to take a picture

No.89954

changed my lamps bulb with an old one i found in the closet its hot as flip

No.89955

911 theres an obese middle aged man lurching around the neighborhood at 2am with a red headlamp

No.89956

>>89952
i dont carry an warrantless surveillance device around the house with me but if moms out there when i see one ill tell her to take a pic with hers

No.89957

started cooking with coconut milk and shocked at how much fat even the light version has

No.89958

you need to eat big to get big

No.89959

guess ill jo for a bit

No.89960

been owning norms in the shadowkeep storehouse all day simply hide in the upper levels with my concealing veil and one-two shot the host with my magic bow the norms never see it coming

No.89961

sometimes ill pick off the yellownorms first then menacingly approach the powerless hostnorm and finish him off with some dung and gestures

No.89965

hope i wake up early enough tomorrow to eat some of the sausage patties i bought with moms money

No.89966

havent played the smellden stink dlc yet might NOT even bother

No.89967

why NOT

No.89969


No.89970

was that a kukri

No.89971

>>89967
dont want to ride a horse for aNOTher 50 hours

No.89972

what about a dorse

No.89973


No.89975

i take back what i said about mr natural light its no worse than any of the other filth i drink and it tastes like a real blog if you drink it with food in your mouth ill probably get it again

No.89976

sipping my joe

No.89977

the flies are mad because there arent piles of trash on the floor anymore

No.89978

kitty is snoozing

No.89979

listening to meido-san parapara

No.89980

die hyphenorm

No.89981

dentist time

No.89982

dont forget your milky holmes shirt

No.89983

butt is wet for some reason

No.89984

>>89981
same hope it goes as well for me as it does for you been pacemumbling about it for a while

No.89985

hope pastadog is okay

No.89986

dread

No.89987

hope it goes better for you than it did for me mom wouldnt take me then the car wouldnt start so i had to take moms which ive never Driven before come to find out i was signed up for xrays and cleaning and examination instead of just the cleaning i wanted so it came out to 5x my estimate plus he said my left wisdom tooth is coming in wrong and might need to come out and i might need orthodontic work in the NOT too distant future but he was speaking in riddles so i couldnt understand what was actually wrong since i havent had any trouble with my teeth of course i wasnt able to ask for clarification but at least no cavities

No.89988

havent been to a dentist since 2011 probably should go bet i have multiple cavities

No.89989

i hadnt been since 2019 but i switched to an electric toothbrush around the same time guess they work

No.89990

headache probably caffeine withdrawal

No.89991

stood up and bent down the back of my chair then released it to make a satisfying bounce but it shot a bunch of dust up into the air and now its in my throat

No.89992

keep doing that and one day it wont bounce back up

No.89993

playin class of 09 its alright

No.89994

took some caffeine but headaches getting worse

No.89995

jerking it to little boys

No.89996

eating dried mango

No.89997

groan now cold water hurts my teeth plus gum gets stuck in it gonno need to spend time building up that protective plaque again

No.89998

watching anime with slight yuri undertones

No.89999

as for me im gaming

No.90000

hope its a nice jrpg

No.90001

favorite jrpg was a final fantasy clone on mobile like 10 years ago

No.90002

for me it was twewy or earthbound although its been long enough that i dont know if i liked earthbound or mother 3 more theyre too different to easily compare

No.90003

dont know why my car isnt starting when it was just working fine groan NOT looking forward to dealing with this guess ill ignore the problem until it goes away

No.90004

feel like being developed in japan doesnt make an rpg into a jrpg theres some other standard of identity for jrpg which doesnt require the involvement of japan

No.90005

subtitles translated tapioca to boba

No.90006

is it overrated by weebs
is it a boring grindfest with an edgy storyline that makes no sense
does it have boring predictable repetitive turn based combat
does it have awful graphics
if yes to all then its a jrpg

No.90007

dont care about that i simply love japan

No.90008

whole face is sore

No.90009

>>89987
doxed myself by writing my social security number on the form because i thought they were gonno use it immediately to confirm my insurance then they said they dont take it because its the poornorm state plan but agreed to send a bill then when i was leaving the secrataries had switched and she started freaking out saying i had to pay right now but then i pointed out the first secretary as she was leaving and said she told me it was okay so she said oh well send you a bill then i just got the hell out of there also got to sit and look the whole time at a 16 year old picture on the wall of a bunch of norms from high school that the dentist sponsored the sportsball team of i wonder if theyve contemplated killing themselves recently over the shame of wasting over 140 dollars on what amounts to a free toothbrush and a woman flossing my teeth for me

No.90010

look on the bright side

No.90011

youre right i could be humiliated and filled with constant new regrets if i left the house every day

No.90012

yeah instead you can stay inside the house and roll around in your own feces naked

No.90013

dont know why mom has decided she needs to be in the kitchen area from 8am to 11pm every day but im gonno die if this keeps up

No.90014

who invited mr rude

No.90015

thats what i should have done instead at least that wouldnt involve instant regret and wishing i could roll back the clock to save myself from having the memory of these new mistakes rattling around in my brain until they get overwritten by more potentially worse ones

No.90016

need to find some new hobby to waste my time on

No.90017

sounds delightful hopefully that happens to you

No.90018

>>90016
do you need suggestions

No.90019

woke up mornin

No.90020

ya sure

No.90021

flip off waking norm

No.90022

how many touhou games have you 1ccd

No.90023

crying for joy after no updates for 3 weeks the package i thought was lost finally arrived its all banged up but the contents seem to be basically fine i havent opened to check but i can see inside since the side is completely torn open just with some extra tape covering it

No.90024

oh mystery solved you were mailing it to yourself couldnt understand why you were shipping valuable stuff

No.90025

ya i mailed it to myself moving back in with mom

No.90026

ya farted in front of mom

No.90027

toot toot

No.90028

>>90021
just like to say hello to my most important friends when i wake up each day is that so offensive

No.90029

mom pushes me to eat a lot of fiber

No.90030

just remember to read and highlight

No.90031


No.90032

only 1ccd mof on hard i get frustrated and quit before completing things its why im where im at in life

No.90033

i was going to recommend taking up streaming

No.90034

i was going to recommend taking it up your ass

No.90035

streamed a couple of weeks ago and nobody clicked

No.90036

why doesnt anyone stream the new games

No.90037

>>90035
you need to link when im awake

No.90038

i forgot there even were new games

No.90039

eating chips n salsa

No.90040

the newest touhou has pvp

No.90041

they had that over 26 years ago

No.90042

were so back

No.90043

ate brownies and milk

No.90044

what flavour

No.90045

uhh milk flavored

No.90046

ya

No.90047

nailbiting fleshmunching and bloodslurping

No.90048

ya what

No.90049

got something else for you to slurp right here

No.90050

>>90044
die unorm

No.90051

dropped some shows they werent all bad but i had to thin things down

No.90052

what did you drop

No.90053

>>90050
zip it norman

No.90054

so far bokutsuma futakire tasogare sakunahime nazeboku there are some others ill reevaluate after watching the latest ep

No.90055

u mena nourman

No.90056

what the HELL how could you drop those

No.90057

which ones specifically

No.90059

tensui no sakuna hime is cute and has oozora naomi in the lead role and boku no tsuma wa kanjou ga nai is very relatable

No.90060

tensui was closest to NOT being dropped but halfway through an ep i realized id just rather be watching something else have my hands full with everything else bokutsuma on the other hand was completely yawnadelic even after 3 eps

No.90061

latest senpai wa otokonoko was a doozy crying trans rights truly are human rights

No.90062

watching the better android anime

No.90063

tapped my foot to the beat but then there was a sharp pain in my calf and now my leg is tingling

No.90064

feeling nice and despondent tried to game but stopped after ten minutes just looked down and noticed my popsicle dripped all over my shirt and cargo shorts too

No.90065

sexy

No.90066

eating leftover hot link biscuit sandwich

No.90067

theres a man in the dumpster

No.90068

got a hot link for you right here

No.90069

prefer a nice hot rhett instead

No.90070

i dont get it

No.90071

im pretty weak to pressure i could see myself sucking a penis if an attractive young man seduced me

No.90072

not attractive or young but kig up and you can go to town on mine

No.90073

he doesnt have a chin

No.90074

ive got a chinpo all right youve got to believe me

No.90075


No.90076

wish i had a sauna or access to one

No.90077

I'm a 27 year old American underjordsbo (Scandinavian culture lover for you outlanders). I draw Norse runestones on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Scandinavian games. (Bad Company 2, Mirror's Edge, Max Payne)

I train with my dane axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made from iron from the Scandinavian fjells: K?en, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my strids?s license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Norse fluently, both Swedish and Norwegian dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scandinavian history and their ?ir code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Finnish visa, I am moving to Helsinki to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent social welfare system. I hope I can become a skald or a game designer!

I own several horned helmets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scandinavia, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by first name and speak Norse as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the Scandinavian lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Finland!

No.90078

arent saunas a communal thing and theres like etiquette you have to follow

No.90079

thats why id prefer if i was just rich and owned my own

No.90080

got to live in the normlords house for a few months when we were homeless the second time and the other tenants hadnt left yet there was a sauna in there i dont even know if you have to be rich its basically just a big wooden closet with some benches

No.90081

what makes you think the landnorms NOT rich

No.90082

bet you could build one in any state for under 2500bux

No.90083


No.90084

>>90081
im saying its a simple thing to build its just that in america only rich people typically prioritize buying a wooden box to sit in and sweat their balls off

No.90085

34 year old recluse burned to death in backyard wooden deathtrap

No.90086

wish i was rich enough to be a landowner

No.90087

lots of land costs less than a new car

No.90088

my car is old enough to rent a car

No.90089

moms second car she lets me Drive is older than me by 1 year

No.90090

i guess technically 2 because the year they name it is actually the year after it was made

No.90091


No.90092

>>90083
wish i could watch this even more now that im seeing screenshots

No.90093

you can its a half length although its NOT particularly good

No.90094

you must have skipped its off the table for me

No.90095

you must have skipped the dozens of posts of me telling you its NOT

No.90096

they were read

No.90097

well then fire it up

No.90098

how about i just post a nice fat 12 minute webm every week

No.90099

circumstances will never be the same

No.90100

things are looking up

No.90101

bloating

No.90102

making the last top rainman put a jalapeno in the water and added curry sauce to the seasoning packet

No.90103

cant stay awake guess its snoozetime

No.90104

getting xrays at the dentist has gotten better since i trained my gag reflex

No.90105

that was good the peno made it just hot enough

No.90106

how bout a nero instead next time

No.90107

hate that bitch

No.90108

cant imagine gambling for jpgs i tried to scrape a bunch of magazine advertisement scans off ebay the other year and couldnt figure it out but id rather kill myself than pay for them

No.90109

never gambled real money

No.90110

dont even like gambling videogame money feel like ive played several jrpgs with casinos in them that i basically ignored

No.90111

eating chocolate chip muffin

No.90112

spent the last two days sitting there making a poe build while the time disappeared wonder why i can enjoy that so much but not working on something productive

No.90113

>>90110
got sidetracked for a day and a half playing the sino in dw4

No.90114

guess ill snooze im looking forward to eating more previously frozen pork products and playing electronic games when i wake up

No.90115

for me its soy sausage

No.90116

havent eaten one in years but i used to like em

No.90117

getting my alignment done

No.90118

woke up hey

No.90119

any nice dreams

No.90120

guess ill resume jerking it to some female x trap

No.90121

sigh dont know which person i wish i was

No.90122

wonder when a girl will show up and confess her feelings for me

No.90123

sister lived in a mixed gender dorm freshman year so there was a guy right across the hallway and he hit on her and now shes married

No.90124

i dont want to pursue i want to be pursued

No.90125

hope the driver doesnt range and steal my food for ordering from a restaurant 8 miles away

No.90126

hope he stabs you when you open the door norm

No.90127

nothing norm about a big lunch

No.90128

took a shower and cleaned out me bhole but now ive gotta shit again

No.90129

breakfast is my biggest meal of the day

No.90130

prefer to skip breakfast

No.90131

if youre gonno skip a meal it should be dinner

No.90132

nah

No.90133

woke up back is stiff as hell

No.90134

tried paneras new spicy fiesta chicken sandwich

No.90135

do you need a massage

No.90136

hate when the gf insists we doordash panera for lunch

No.90137

guess its a good thing im cel because i think i would get physically violent with a woman if she ever used either of those words in a sentence

No.90138

what about mom

No.90139

feeling anxious

No.90140

>>90138
moms old and poor she used to go to panorma once in a while on a long Drive or something theres one a few miles away from the house with a drive thru but i have no interest in going

No.90141

sounds like a job for uber eats

No.90142

backs still sore mom was flipping out because a mouse trap was missing and she couldnt find it had to move a bunch of boxes then scoop it into a cheezit box and then crouch down to smash it with a hammer so all comfortable things to do to your back

No.90143

nice ossan

No.90144

eating tamale chips salsa

No.90145

watching anime its currently airing yet i feel like ive watched it before

No.90146

ya

No.90147

shat bigly

No.90148

moms shopping and she sent a message about how the water bottles on sale at the store ended up being a really unreasonable price like 6 dollars for just 1 so she took it back and complained to the manager and sister read the message aloud mocking mom with a cruel tone

No.90149


No.90150

nice cruelsis

No.90151

tried to teach mom how to copy and paste normtube urls of her workout vids to a text file what a nightmare

No.90152

always teaching mom how to use her phone but she forgets quick

No.90153


No.90154

oog

No.90155


No.90156

gonno make teriyaki pork in a few hours its raining so i cant grill it

No.90157

i look forward to the pic

No.90158

sunny here

No.90159

crying shondo got banned

No.90160

dont know what that is

No.90161

still tired

No.90162

same

No.90163

what are we gonno do its too late for more cawfee

No.90164

uh no it isnt i simply dont have access to coffee

No.90165

nah it is but i just made more anyway like a moron

No.90166

its NOT even 5pm

No.90167

its even earlier than that here and its still too late

No.90168


No.90169

eels exposed to cocaine are having trouble mating

No.90170

bored

No.90171

have you tried eating to alleviate your boredom

No.90172

ate a nice half of a chocolate chip muffin myself

No.90173

love when the cold standoffish girl turns out to just be a shy autist

No.90174

oh that ones NOT a sarcastic love

No.90175

girls cant have autism

No.90176

new settled

No.90177

>>90175
wrong

No.90178

besides im talking about anime NOT real girls

No.90179

tab situation got out of control again went from 20 something the other day to 200

No.90180

put it on my tab

No.90181


No.90182

woke up hey guys

No.90183

what are the plans for today big guy

No.90184

sharpened my santoku

No.90185

not sure just smoked a bunch of weed might go for a walk along the river and watch hoarders after that

No.90186

oh my god

No.90187

what is it

No.90188

havin a mug of joe

No.90189

lol rip

No.90190

figuring out what new phone to buy

No.90192

get a nice xiaomi

No.90193

why

No.90194

why not

No.90195

the xiaomi 14 ultra looks amazing people are saying its the best camera phone ever but in the us its only compatible with tmobile and mint

No.90196

NOT a photographer even if i might take the occasional pic of a lady

No.90197

whats wrong with tmobile and mint

No.90198

dont see how a neet could justify paying for a flagship phone or what youd use it for

No.90199

moms been telling me to think about graduating from the family phone plan might have to check out tmobile or mint and get myself a xioami

No.90200

DIE CHINKSS

No.90201

how about a nice huawei

No.90202

used a huawei before and it was ok

No.90203

looking at the redmagic 9 pro seems to check all my boxes the sony xperia phones too but theyre more expensive or have issues in the us

No.90204

>>90199
is she an idiot why would she tell you to spend 50 for one phone instead of her paying an extra 10 for your line

No.90205

dont get it either guess its because brother and sister already jumped off the phone plan

No.90206

time to leave the nest

No.90207

walked down to the river and got bit by mosquitoes

No.90208

scared of mosquitoes ever since i got west nile virus

No.90209

what was it like

No.90210

dont see the ecological benefit in keeping those little bloodsuckers around kill em all

No.90211

>>90209
i had muscle soreness fever and confusion

No.90212

scientists are developing a mutation that makes them unable to breed

No.90213

>>90210
weve been desperately trying to eliminate them for the entire existence of our species theyre just too powerful

No.90214

>>90212
they already tested out the human version of that on me

No.90215

never watched 90210

No.90216

sudden nausea

No.90217

maybe youve got west nile virus

No.90218

keep a bucket on a chair next to my bed because you never know whats gonno happen

No.90219

mosquitos always go for mom but never for me even with bugspray which i dont use

No.90220


No.90221

wonder what my sperm count is feels like it always comes out real watery

No.90222

not looking forward to the watery sperm im gonno get from fin

No.90223

gave up on my hair

No.90224

havent paid my ticket yet have to call the court to figure out how much i owe

No.90225

>>90221
same it was the color of glue when i was younger

No.90226

and what about the flavor

No.90227

painshits again probably because of all the garbage i ate yesterday

No.90228

ignoring my car for a day didnt work it still wont start

No.90229

a Driver must Drive

No.90230

regret that cleaning teeth hurt just drinking room temperature water now and itll probably take at least aNOTher 2 years for the tartar to build back up again to a comfortable level

No.90231

sorry if you hear me whining about this for the next two years

No.90232

tried to set some mousetraps for mom couldnt get them to work im tard

No.90233

did you remember the little bit of swiss cheese

No.90234

i dont bait them i feel like it would attract more

No.90235

shinjitsu wa itsumo hitotsu

No.90236

hope theyre nice humane traps that leave the innocent rodent unharmed

No.90237

hope theyre some nice glue traps

No.90238


No.90239

too bad she activated like a hundred death flags

No.90240

balls keep getting in the way

No.90241

not me ive got a tight little coinpurse

No.90242

mine can get small but NOT in the summer

No.90243

need a penny press to insert my coins into

No.90244

didnt realize the otokonoko show was airing on noitamina

No.90245

wish i was still able to enjoy anime

No.90246

froze again got lucky and was able to alt tab to task manager in time once i noticed it about to happen but i got greedy and only freed up half a gig of ram which i maxed out again shortly after just walked away hoping it would come back but it had been an hour so i rebooted

No.90247

i really need to set the new window shortcut to the one for private window all of those tabs were the biggest loss but ctrl shift p is in my muscle memory because i dont have to move my right hand off the board to hit it unlike ctrl n

No.90248

tired of hearing about your computer crashing twice a day how about you throw that shite in the trash and build a real pc then install a real os on it like debian

No.90249

theres no need to be rude about it whats your problem flipper

No.90250

nice lefty

No.90251

>>90248
nice buxbrag ya let me just check the couch cushions for a couple of grand and go on a shopping spree

No.90252

NOT being rude simply providing a constructive way for you to move forward dont even seen why you bother with private browsing unless youre trying to hide ota from your gf

No.90253

uh couple grand

No.90254

im not him i agree with what youre saying but the way you chose to communicate it was unacceptable

No.90255

>>90251
fine then just buy a nice refurbished optiplex and install debian thats what i did before scraping together the money for this pc

No.90256

mug of joe numero dos might go get a sixer of blogs and make it a movie night

No.90257


No.90258

watching gimai seikatsu but too tard to understand whats happening

No.90259

>>90252
he just told you because he doesnt have to move his right hand off the board to press the default shortcut to open a new window

No.90260

ive never installed gnu slash linux

No.90261

what are you opening a new window for

No.90262

fire up manjaro

No.90263

thats fine simply go to a user group and find someone who loves installing the system to help you

No.90264

i dont get it why do you need to move your right hand off the board to hit ctrl n

No.90265

at least one my fingers on that hand is usually resting on p anyway and i cant hit n easily with my spacebar thumb

No.90266

if your fingers are on or around the home row you barely need to nudge your right index finger and its on the n failing that you could just stretch and hit it with your left index finder unless you have tiny hands id do either depending on where my hands are at neither requires moving my right hand off the keyboard

No.90267

they arent on the home row i default to wasd pinky on ctrl and thumb on spacebar but im through with this flippin inquisition im sure you do everything more logically and skillfully than me im real impressed

No.90268

still dont understand why youre opening so many new windows

No.90269

that describes where your left hand defaults to but youve conveniently omitted the location of your right hand

No.90270

why cant you hit ctrl n with youre left hand from the position on wasd do you have cute little girl hands or something

No.90271

if your left index finger can reach from d to n on a normal keyboard layout without lifting the hand up youre double jointed or have marfan syndrome

No.90272

phew nice female hands

No.90273

use your thumb

No.90274

what kind of contortion are you doing to use your thumb pinkie on ctrl and index finger on n is completely natural

No.90275

glad my autism forced me to learn to tap solos with both hands on guitar as a teenlad so now both my hands are almost superhumanly dextrous

No.90276

https://files.catbox.moe/pao467.jpg
how would it be easier for that thumb to go to n moving only the fingers than for the ring finger to go to shift

No.90277

never played guitar hero

No.90278

told you thumb on n is idiotic just use your index finger if youre too busy jerking it to use your right hand

No.90279

uh try putting your glasses on his index finger is like an extra 2 inches away from it than the thumb

No.90280

its NOT about length its about technique

No.90281

https://files.catbox.moe/17q4co.jpg
the pinky rests on capslock ready to press tab or shift at a moments notice and ctrl is pressed by the underside of the knuckle of the pinky

No.90282

have bad memories associated with guitar hero i enjoyed one of the games but mom 5 years after i had completed it and forgotten it raged hard at me for losing the disc because she told her friends she was going to bring it to their planned weekend of drunken debauch and then felt embarrassed when she wasnt able to

No.90283

half past midnight and moms still guarding the kitchen

No.90284

played a few times when it was new at neighbor houses and maybe a birthday party for one of moms friends kids was far too uncoordinated to not look retarded and forfeit my turn quickly

No.90285

same thing happened with ddr

No.90286

never played an arcade rhythm game sigh always wanted to but thought it looked too hard

No.90290

woke up had a nightmare about trying to board a plane and they kept finding reasons to NOT let me on

No.90291

love playing sound voltex but i just play at home havent been to round1 since january 2023

No.90292

woke up had a bunch of weird dreams and kept waking up at night

No.90293

were they wet

No.90294

no never done that

No.90295

why are you impotent or something

No.90296

like to take all my clothes off when i need to squeeze out a big one

No.90297

more painshits

No.90298

managed to jump start my car NOT sure why it died hope the batterys fine guess ill just see if it keeps dying one time i went a few months needing a new battery and just jumped it every time i needed to start it

No.90299

chugged 3 cups of instant cawfee and cold water now ive got 2 snausage patties in the pan

No.90300

whats snausages

No.90301


No.90302

PORK, SUGAR, WATER, SALT, DEXTROSE, NATURAL MAPLE FLAVOR (MALTODEXTRIN, SPICES, COCOA POWDER, NATURAL FLAVORS, MAPLE SYRUP SOLIDS, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SUGAR), SPICES, CORN SYRUP, HYDROLYZED CORN PROTEIN, BHA, PROPYL GALLATE, CITRIC ACID.

oishii desu ne

No.90303

we dont care were freaks

No.90304

you cant just funnel garbage into your mouth nonstop

No.90305

not supposed to be doing a lot of the things i do

No.90306

rubbing my willy to drawings of women in rather compromising situations

No.90307

theyre all so lucky cant wait for full physical immersion wetware vr

No.90308

ordered a new phone

No.90309

The next Game Dungeon should be out around the same time, give or take, it may be the biggest one so far

No.90310

guess he spent all that time working on making it extra great im so happy

No.90311

got my passport in the mail gonno Drive to canada and test it out

No.90312

think ill drop maougun too

No.90313

bring me back a souvenir

No.90314

got my passport back from the embassy meself

No.90315

tried to get a passport once but here you need a non family member who already has a passport to sign the application and i dont know anybody

No.90316

cant you just get the nice lady at the post office or town hall to do it

No.90317

never been to canada whats it like

No.90318

always just figured canada is like britain but with a different accent and more aboriginals

No.90319

sigh wish i was a member of the commonwealth

No.90320

groan mom wants to go to the store i dont but i want to drink

No.90321

anxiety is skyrocketing

No.90322

>>90320
cant you just tell her to get the blogs without you going

No.90323

why the flip did you say that now im anxious

No.90324

>>90322
i have a dont ask dont tell policy so she doesnt cut me off

No.90325

sigh sorry just have a higher heart rate even though i didnt have much caffeine today also keep lifting my headphones since i think i hear a knock but its NOThing and peeking out the window but theres NOThing out of the ordinary trying to watch but i cant since it keeps getting interrupted so all i can do is mindlessly browse

No.90326

youre making it worse now youve got me going

No.90327

grabbed the cheese grater like a retard and sliced up my fingey didnt even know that was possible

No.90328

cop said she caught me going 89 even though i defiantly wasnt but put me down for 85 now i look at my docket and its only for 83

No.90329

eating tamale and chips and salsa and guac

No.90330

phew sexy femdom cop

No.90331

almost went out to chipotle but then stood in the hallway staring at the wall for a couple minutes and decided to stay home and cook rice and beans instead

No.90332

NOThin sexy

No.90333


No.90334

was a dollar and some change short to get what i wanted couldnt do the math in my head with certainty during the walk to the counter got verbally asked if i was over 21 and manbabymumbled so got asked for the card mom parked as far away as was possible so i walked a quarter mile through a sidewalk full of mudmen speaking spanish and a pack of flipping hari krishnas or buddhist monks or something hoping the condensation didnt rip the handle thought i had enough time to go into the store and throw a bag of chips in her cart but as i walked in she was leaving the checkout so i turned 360 degrees and walked right back out theyre probably having a good laugh at the surveillance footage right now

No.90335

namuamidabutsu

No.90336

mom wore buddhist robes as part of a group for a while

No.90337

why the flip is nnd still down

No.90338

its never coming back and im glad about it

No.90339

bastard

No.90340

>>90336
do women wear them the same way if so that could have been hot unless she was already old when she did it

No.90341


No.90342

back from unc he made pizza installed his sound bar for him

No.90343

bro got pizza but didnt get any for me

No.90344

cant remember the last time pizza

No.90345

the last time pizza what

No.90346

>>90342
where is he coming across the money for a soundbar if he cant figure out how to plug one cable into the tv

No.90347

arent cheap soundbars like 50 bucks ive picked up more money off the ground walking to the store

No.90348

for me its skullcandy jibs

No.90349

>>90347
i dont know

No.90350

sneezed twice

No.90351

god bless you god bless you

No.90352

you are so good looking

No.90353

‘Skibidi Toilet’ Film and TV Franchise in the Works From Michael Bay, Adam Goodman

No.90354

kinos back on the menu

No.90355

mom brought her work normtop back to the house and i remembered i forgot to remember to learn how a vlan works before it happened

No.90356

i rarely use vlc

No.90357

watched some serious kino yesterday now that you mention it

No.90358

still havent watched kino no tabi

No.90359

its kino

No.90360

still dont know what that word means

No.90361

gamed for an hour

No.90362


No.90363

sorry can you link the ed definition instead

No.90364

the what

No.90365

gonno game until the raids over then look for a movie

No.90366

stream

No.90367

cant game

No.90368

wish i had never clicked that link to that ed article that was posted on that forum i browsed in 2007 maybe i wouldnt have discovered 4norm and thought it was an adequate replacement for real life socialization

No.90369

its better than real life

No.90370

there is no difference between reality and the digital world

No.90371

>>90370
wish the norms hadnt made this statement true

No.90372

tired as flip now do i stay up for aNOTher 4 to 5 hours unable to do anything even watch because im too tired then repeat the same process tomorrow or do i go to bed early i think we all know the answer to that

No.90373

ive found that on the rare occasions when i do actually lay in bed tired without normahol or normatonin or normquil it only takes about 15 minutes to fall asleep

No.90374

i dont take normquil ever since the incident

No.90375

thats fair

No.90376

guess ill just start cracking without several movies ready to go hope i end up watching something at least

No.90377

you could do what i do

No.90378

what do you do

No.90379

start cracking and lose all energy and attention span to do anything start to watch something but give up after spending an hour to get 15 minutes in eventually lie down and toss and turn for an hour or two before falling asleep

No.90380

Please stick it in mee defiantly NOT familiar with that but if i was if i managed to start something id be able to watch the whole thing

No.90381

well then fire it up

No.90382

there isnt anything on this drive after the last one and im too lazy to walk 8 feet across the room to get the external

No.90383

why is it unplugged

No.90384

also enjoy firing up some before:2010 youtube vids when i manage to choke down enough normahol to start feeling happy again

No.90385

>>90383
havent backed it up yet dont want it running 247 until then

No.90386

safer to keep it running

No.90387

nah it spins down really quickly like before an episode is over i was watching directly from it recently and i heard it spinning up when i hit the arrow key to rewind

No.90388

simply dont let it spin down

No.90389

prostate is upset tonight there go my plans

No.90390

>>90388
once i clone it ill break it out of the enclosure and slap it in the pc so it hopefully wont

No.90391


No.90392

made just enough food for one person except now i wish i had more

No.90393

it was a pork chop a quarter cup of brocco and a cup of instant rice with a bunch of bbbq sauce and hotsauce

No.90394

in the middle of the earth in a land called the shire theres a brave little hobbit whom we all admire

No.90395


No.90396

vividly remember rolling my eyes watching that dvd and unc making weed jokes

No.90397

gramps had his heart attack around my age but unfortunately i dont smoke and i dont want the normamedics coming in here i dont think mom would respect my final wishes to torch the house with me in it

No.90398

might make this a wallpaper changing day went like 9 years with a black background but decided last year to start using them again

No.90399


No.90400

moms working from home tomorrow shes gonno be pissed but im turning my alarm off fuck her

No.90401

just saw a guy in a music video i saw on frasier the other day with mom

No.90402

my wallpaper is youmu

No.90403

you mena with shiteposties hidden in the blade and whatnot

No.90404

im tossed salad

No.90405

jidoljod

No.90406

>>90404
Please stick it in mee

No.90407

looking back on my life and considering im mentally ill

No.90408

hate that meme

No.90409

sippin cawfe

No.90410

a woman coughed directly into my face the other day and now feeling like a cold

No.90411

she wanted flip

No.90412

my major malfunction may have something to do with the fact that i feel no shame about waking up at 4 on a weekday and microwaving some pork patties for breakfast

No.90413

woke up guess ill get high and make some joe

No.90414

nice crossfader

No.90415

sipping some coke (zero)

No.90416

put on some sailun atrezzos

No.90417

need new tires myself had to brake hard the other day because of some norm in front of me doing the same thing and i slid for rather longer than id like before stopping

No.90418

have to start looking for a movie now to avoid a repeat of last night

No.90419

last movie i watched was the friends of eddie coyle and it flipping owned

No.90420

sounds like a good one to watch with mom she liked bullitt

No.90421

need to start making some money quick but dont want to gaj

No.90422

running a covid test

No.90423

same ive got a stack of games on my desk to sell on egay because there all worth at least 20

No.90424

simply take em down to game stop and trade em in

No.90425

its NOT covid

No.90426

gamestop in town turned into one of those illegal immigrant vape stores i guess all the norms just go to walmart in the same parking lot for games

No.90427

they got games on they phone

No.90428

never mobagaymed but i might start

No.90429

youtube really wants me to check out the shark girl

No.90430

green shits

No.90431

randomly remembered some memories of my chuuni years

No.90432

this is the 2nd full week in a row of keeping up with my dishes laundry and trash

No.90433

dont know if ive ever done that for 2 full weeks in my life

No.90434

>>90428
you gotta wait until deadlock comes out

No.90435

im waiting for uma musume pretty derby eng to come out

No.90436

im waiting for my new phone to arrive

No.90437

>>90434
binged this never played a hero shooter dont even know what that means

No.90438

Described as a combo of ‘Dota 2, Team Fortress 2, Overwatch, Valorant, Smite, Orcs Must Die’

No.90439

never played or watched any of those except maybe like two matches of tf2 over a decade ago

No.90440

oh so you have played a hero shooter

No.90441

i guess ya

No.90442

theres NOT enough time to get my beach body ready before the end of summer

No.90443

im way ahead of you gave up on that like 3 or 4 months ago

No.90444

dont like the new under night character her combos are too weird

No.90445

it should have already happened by now if you guys had stuck to the year of sober contemplation and health

No.90446

ive already got my beach bod its just more of a beached whale bod

No.90447

been mostly sober think ive only had about 1.5 fifths under 40 beers and a bit of wine this year

No.90448

stay strong

No.90449

too stupid and gay to enjoy fighting games

No.90450

same

No.90451

theres nothing to enjoy i hate the game and myself whenever i play win or lose

No.90452

put my clothes away after the laundry was done

No.90453


No.90454

it all traces back to elementary school when the boys talked about playing mortal kombat together and excluded me because mom wouldnt let us have a console

No.90455

guess ill have another cup of joe

No.90456

>>90453
may i help you

No.90457

used to be good at umk3 Please stick it in mee now thats a good game

No.90458

>>90456
im using your post to express the same sentiment

No.90459


No.90460

qft

No.90461

guess ill jack around for a while

No.90462

happy around

No.90463

was just doin some of that meself

No.90464


No.90465


No.90466

youve got me hot under the collar

No.90467

hate when i see a pic that starts off sexy then i look lower and its scat

No.90468

was it quad a

No.90469

nothin wrong with scat if its done tastefully

No.90470

guess ill watch some testar glass vids and snooze

No.90471

NOT making a moral judgement just NOT into it also dont like how pixivs r18g is used for it id rather just see blood and guts

No.90472

like ryona but guro is too much

No.90473

dont understand why theres so little ryona content youd think japanese men would be flocking to depict it

No.90474

>>90470
youre sick

No.90475

dont jo to it just enjoy it as art

No.90476

hope paranoia street magically gets a full scanlation someday

No.90477

this new clean lifestyle has sapped my sexual desire

No.90478

same been guessing since my bodys in less distress it has less of an urgency around breeding

No.90479

i love sex or at least i think i probably would

No.90480

next year is gonna be the year of sex i can sense it

No.90481

feel like i should prioritize buying a hands free flipping device im clearly no closer to getting up in some guts might as well get some exercise if im gonno be joing twice a day

No.90482

dont see what an electric prostate stimulator has to do with exercise

No.90483

not that they sell onahole holders you belt to a pillow and go to town on

No.90484

if you cant find something on hand to stabilize an onahole and have to spend money on a customa onaholder youve got bigger problems

No.90485

clearly the top japanese minds wouldnt have invented it if it wasnt the solution to some kind of problem with that

No.90486

the japs are flipping retarded

No.90487

yeah the problem of how to sell overpriced crap to horny retards

No.90488

started to NOT mind hair so much guess ive matured

No.90489

score guess at some point this morning i cracked the last blog but only took a sip and put it back in the fridge

No.90490

discovered aphids on my chilli plants blasted the little flippers with piss

No.90491

think ill pair it with some normaroni with mackerel t

No.90492

managed to hands free jo just by tensing me muscles a couple times before does that count as exercise

No.90493

mom loves fish

No.90494

its good

No.90495

nah

No.90496

if its good enough for the japs its good enough for me

No.90497


No.90498

im anal only

No.90499

nice catcher

No.90501

NOT using mackerel after all i forgot mom got me this tube of imported anchovy paste and the packaging shows it on spaghetti

No.90502

gramps loved anchovy paste

No.90503

anime time

No.90504

jaw is sore as is the rest of my face

No.90505

>>90502
its good it tastes a lot like the swedish fish paste but not as sweet

No.90506

dont know what that tastes like either do i look like a flippin swede

No.90507

they sell it at ikea

No.90508


No.90509

was thinking about that when i read the word but in my mind it was a weird al song Please stick it in mee

No.90510


No.90511

>>90492
almost managed to do that the other day

No.90512

full power

No.90513

didnt download any movies ate too much and cracked too slow sigh might just go to bed tonights a bust

No.90514

jod bigly

No.90515

spilled on the carpet hope i managed to clean it up

No.90516

luckily the carpet mom gave me for my room is dark colored with lots of patterns on it so she never needs to know what ive spilled or spermed on it

No.90517

break out the uv

No.90518

had a bunch of thoughts about hima and this place in bed not posting any of it but its grim

No.90519

whats hima

No.90520

>>90518
im grateful for every post we get to make together

No.90521

NOT mine

No.90522

especially yours

No.90523

post em

No.90524

i already did

No.90525

i ate banana

No.90526

sigh wish i hadnt jod

No.90527

same i have too little test to be wasting it

No.90528

well in for a penny in for a pound as they say jod again

No.90529

groan should have gone to bed when i said i would a bit ago what a waste of a night and now the suns up

No.90530

gonno go snooze so i can wake up and play poe

No.90531

never poed

No.90532

woke up had a nightmare about my leg turning black and blue but didnt want to call an ambulance so was trying to limp back home to drive to the hospital

No.90533

scary

No.90534

moms going to coontown today to do something at a state government building hope she doesnt have any problems

No.90535

got any plans for while moms out

No.90536

woke up got less than 5 hours of sleep face hurts

No.90537

woke up my mouth ulcer had healed completely but came back while i was asleep dont know how that works but its pissing me off

No.90538

big lump in my lip has gotten smaller its been over a year so maybe itll be gone in aNOTher year

No.90539

sneezed

No.90540


No.90541

closed 132 tabs

No.90542

the tabster

No.90543

eating a 290 calorie frozen meal for lunch

No.90544

nice twink

No.90545

groan have to Drive around for a while to recharge my battery then get an inspection but i dont feel like moving one more millimeter from my bed

No.90546


No.90547

feels nice living in a place that doesnt do inspections

No.90548

it was when i did

No.90549

twitter showed me an ad for a japanese idol whos in a wheelchair from a spinal cord injury but she still tries to bring courage and energy to everyone

No.90550

didnt ask

No.90551

love when i click the release link on vndb to check the current status of a translation only to be sent to discord

No.90552

cleaned me room

No.90553

shouldntve closed those tabs now i want them back

No.90554

why would you need to check the status of a translation

No.90555

is this one of those trick questions where no matter what i answer you make fun of me for being too tard to learn japanese

No.90556

guess ill Drive i wouldve taken care of it earlier but my tanks low so i need to get gas meaning i need to balance recharging the battery vs getting gas unless i want to need to jump start my car at the station like a flipping goober

No.90557

>>90535
no because i didnt go to bed until 9am but whoever she was supposed to talk to wasnt there for the appointment so shes going back sometime

No.90558

quickjod feeling sore

No.90559

woke up and got high gonna play poe

No.90560

may have been using too much oil in my rice and beans

No.90561

gonno play astlibra heard its good

No.90562

10 out of 10 on steam

No.90563

managed to Drive around and get gas and NOT have to rejump my car but when i made my way to the inspection place guy said he was recalibrating something or aNOTher so he couldnt get to my car until the end of the day and i should come back tomorrow great now two days are ruined

No.90564

sometimes i wonder about the mangaka that put out a couple series across maybe a decade or two then NOThing like was that enough to support them and what are they doing now

No.90565

>>90561
stream

No.90566

considering forcing myself to go to the dollar store with mom to get supplies for that ross

No.90567

do they sell dollar blogs i used to be able to get big ones for a dollar but NOT at the dollar store

No.90568

what do you mena that ross

No.90569

wouldnt even be getting them there are more places to get blogs than there are places to get cheap snacks at least this way i increase my odds of having both on hand within the next few days

No.90570

edited some wikipedia pages

No.90571

the wiki editor

No.90572

the main ingredients in this store brand red curry sauce are water sugar and canola oil

No.90573

what can i say i guess i just like helping people

No.90574

and how far down is the red food coloring

No.90575

theres no food coloring guess the red comes from the paprika extract

No.90576

got some chips and a few bags of beef jerky i figure this way i can have some between then and now but not have run out by the time i end up watching

No.90577

few bags of beef jerky nice richnorm

No.90578

starting to panic

No.90579

>>90577
ya im a real bigshot spending 3.75 at the dollar store and no longer having any paper money to my name

No.90580

nice 25% sales tax

No.90581

theres a girl with red dyed hair standing outside my window

No.90582

she wants flip

No.90583

moms gone tonight but she left pizza money its party time

No.90584

hell ya what toppings

No.90585

roni NOT my first choice but bros here too

No.90586

hope in the future they can take all awkward shy boys and kill them before they reach adulthood

No.90587

moms gone tonight and left me a calzone in the fridge been eating less for the last month or so and wasnt even able to finish it had to throw out the last third

No.90588

ate za it was good gonno sip some radioactive orange soda now

No.90589

groan lost charge and had to jump start it in the parking lot gonno have to buy a new battery this ones cooked

No.90590

>>90561
its damn good played for 3 hours gonno save it for tomorrow now

No.90591

uh throw out just put it back in the fridge for another time genious

No.90592

as for me eated some pizza and twists washed down with some nice zero sugar baja blast think ill sneak down for more

No.90593

watching anime

No.90594

what are you watching

No.90595

dungeon no naka no hito belle is moe so is clay but in a different way

No.90596

gamed for ten minutes and quit again guess ill jo

No.90597

what game

No.90598


No.90599

have you considered watching some anime instead thats what im doing

No.90600

watching the stream

No.90601

wonder if ill ever experience love

No.90602

headache wonder if its the caffeine

No.90603

it cures headaches why would it cause them

No.90604

you ever take too much medicine

No.90605

>>90591
it wasnt that good only ate it because mom would get mad if i didnt

No.90606

unable to view getting tattoos as anything but a sign of mental illness

No.90607

i hate people who waste food

No.90608


No.90609

>>90606
its more of a socially accepted personality disorder

No.90610

how come other peoples mental illnesses are socially accepted

No.90611

need to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a child

No.90612

theres more of them

No.90613

dont think sex with a condom counts i mean your penis isnt even touching a vagina

No.90614

i agree but then again ive never scored so i guess most everyone else hasnt either

No.90615

we were supposed to get some

No.90616

that reminds me still need to watch the u149 ova

No.90617

sigh haru is so sexy

No.90618

>>90615
not our fault that up until like 30 years ago you could do whatever and still fall upwards i was born at the start of a friend controlled extinction event its not like gramps would have had 4 kids if he had been born in the 90s im just working with what i was given

No.90620

and just what have you been working on

No.90621

just fired up a big bowl of raisin bran

No.90622

hope its the kind where the bran is coated in sugar like frosted flakes

No.90623

been saving the last ep of a show had planned to watch it today but there just wasnt a good time and now when it is im too tired

No.90624

i dont know but i added extra

No.90625

what dont you know

No.90626

love a good raisin

No.90627

gotta say that sausage pizza was damn good might have to order it again next time

No.90628

never ordered sausage on its own its always just there with the meat lover option

No.90629

cruisin for a snoozin think ill try the novel concept of attempting it before the sun comes up for once

No.90630

gamed for 14 hours guess ill snooze and do it again

No.90631

based doer

No.90632

played transformice for over 24 hours straight in july 2010

No.90633

>>90630
tried to do the same now moms banging on the door and bugging me about some fliptarded crap because she wants to watch the nakamalympics

No.90634

im outraged that she thought it was acceptable to bother me while in bed on a saturday afternoon for something so retarded

No.90635

got a new car battery stood around awkwardly as the guy installed it he was clearly having trouble and droppings things didnt know if i should offer a hand so i didnt and before that some mexican guy who barely spoke english tried to strike up a conversation about my car asked if it had something or aNOTher and i just said i dont know so he talked about how he used to have an older model

No.90636

dont even have a license and ive changed the battery multiple times if you can jumpstart the car you can put in the battery yourself

No.90637

uh jumpstarting is way easier dont have to unscrew anything for one also installation was free with purchase

No.90638

dont you just unclamp take it out put it in and reclamp

No.90639

no

No.90640

>>90638
ya there may be a bolt or two to undo but i dont remember

No.90641

yeah undoing the bolt is part of the unclamp and take it out steps

No.90642

tired

No.90643

gonno play some more astlibra damn good

No.90644

looks good

No.90645

stream now

No.90646

where is it

No.90647

never streaming again sorry

No.90648

no you dont understand

No.90649

stomachs not feeling so hot wonder if the 6 cups of mexican black instant coffee i had is the culprit

No.90650

beaner

No.90651

the coffeeshop and bakery mom loves burned down

No.90652

at the library theres a big multishelf pride themed display and a black guy talking on the phone at a table with a sign that says quiet area but at least theres free wifi with no login

No.90653

woke up gonna game all day

No.90654

think theyve got 3d printers at the library now but i have nothing to print and from what ive seen in pictures the texture would repulse me

No.90655

dr latencys freak report

No.90656

closed the drawers on my dresser for the first time in a few months now the room seems huge

No.90657

imagine if it was always that way

No.90658

car passed inspection phew

No.90659

the carguy

No.90660

doritos n mtn dew time but no gaming for me

No.90661

as for me im eatin some lemon twist oreos

No.90662

mom always said im a hungry little buddy

No.90663

got the ultra mega stuffed or whatever once maybe 7 years ago it wasnt very good

No.90664

remember as a kid the spoiled kids opening them up eating the filling and throwing out the cookies

No.90665

eating dried mango

No.90666

mowed tweenshaved and showered in that order

No.90667

sis went grocery shopping she got me salami gorgonzola parmesan coke zero pringles cheezits

No.90668

never seen that cheezit flavor before

No.90669

tried ordering things exactly to avoid that joke but couldnt do it

No.90670

would you prefer i went with why didnt she get any pringles and cheezits

No.90671

thought about getting some pringles the other day

No.90672

might visit the aquarium tomorrow

No.90673

sisters dogsitting for her brother in law and when she was in the kitchen the dog climbed halfway up the stairs then started pissing which dripped down over her wedding photos and she just stood there screaming as the piss rained on her head

No.90674

nice big dawg

No.90675

hate dogs

No.90676

hungry when i sit down full when i stand up ive gotten up to get food then sat back down like three times

No.90677

might eat some nice sugary cereal

No.90678

moms reading a book about a woman who wants to be more social so she commits to talk with at least 3 new people each day and then she meets a serial killer

No.90679

finished uma musume s3

No.90680

wanted to game but something flipped up the normulator im too lazy to reinstall

No.90681

uh normulator you need to stop being stuck in the past its all about the present these days

No.90682

grilled dinner

No.90683

>>90681
the past is part of my present because i havent experienced it yet

No.90684

by that logic sex is part of my present

No.90685

if youre currently experiencing it for the first time ya

No.90686

watching anime as soon as the mc got dumped and resolves to live strong and independently she finds aNOTher man

No.90687

phew gamed a bunch

No.90688

i lied i did reinstall but they flipped something up and changed what the default values of 2 settings mean they used to be 0 but now that means something else

No.90689

found the fix but now im paranoid it doesnt look exactly the same as a few days ago and that there are other things that changed im just gonno give up

No.90690

took a trio of dogs and buns out of the freezer so i have time to lo

No.90691

ok for a movie

No.90692

wish i still had the attention span for movies

No.90693

have you tried drinking neurotoxins to retard you to a carefree state

No.90694

hungry but theres invaders in the ribingurumu

No.90695

ya it didnt work in fact it made it worse

No.90696

you must be so smrt you only go from genius to gifted

No.90697

mom got bagels

No.90698

oh im gifted alright

No.90699

might be the smartest person on ota

No.90700

soo tard

No.90701

sing us a song youre the piano man

No.90702

can smell skunk coming in through the ac and its not weed i live upwind of the black people around here

No.90703

only putting kraut and mustard on those dogs

No.90704

a few years ago i was eating these same dogs with this same mustard every night watching twin peaks until my very old torrented release hit a corrupted episode and i stopped sigh what beautiful memories

No.90705

>>87588
missed or forgot about this post it was the exterminator and it was a good one cant believe it came out before first blood

No.90706

ate a white raspberry protein bar and drank some lemon lime gatorade then my burp tasted just like your vomit does after youve had strawberry ensure

No.90707

woke up gonno Drive

No.90708

woke up cubjod

No.90709

mom made spinach slaw and tuna in a keto friendly wrap for lunch and asked me do you want one

No.90710

made it to the aquarium its NOT even open yet and theres a huge winding line outside

No.90711

havent been to one since about 2005 dont even remember there being lines

No.90712

go to one if you want to wait in a line to get stuck in a crowd behind a bunch of non english speakers with kids holding all their phones out to the glass

No.90713

sigh moms starting with the doom and gloom again if i was rich and had tens of thousands to give her i would but it isnt my fault im not a married homeowner with kids and living the cookiecutter lifestyle

No.90714

if i was rich mom wouldnt see a penny of it

No.90715

tens of thousands isnt rich

No.90716

it is in america where degree holding white collar workers like mom have to turn down jobs theyve already been hired for because they dont have enough in savings to have the pay period start 3 weeks later than normal

No.90717

back from unc he grilled some fish

No.90718

hope ross steps it the flip up these snacks wont last the night if theres no upload

No.90719

normss

No.90720

headphones stopped working again my fix was too ghetto to last more than that think ill end up buying a soldering iron after all sigh

No.90721

uh i thought you did

No.90722

woke up gonna game hard and long again today

No.90723

crying

No.90724

as for me im gonno spend all day being a miserable sack of shite likely not gaming at all

No.90725

same

No.90726

oh what the flip mom got soda but she didnt notice it was diet guess it doesnt matter im on borrowed time anyway

No.90727

woke up at noon and its 7:30 now spent almost the entire day pacemumbling

No.90728


No.90729

>>90726
diet is healthier for you

No.90730

>>90727
sigh at least you got some exercise

No.90731

>>90729
its healthier for brain tumor growth

No.90732

couldnt handle aNOTher of moms keto burgers had to go back to the cabinet and get a couple slices of bread

No.90733

sounds like it would just be a burg wrapped in lettuce instead of on a bun whats wrong with that

No.90734

simply omit the bun and eat with a fork and knife

No.90735

back from the aquarium

No.90736

what was the water type animal

No.90737

i dont know what you mean but they had penguins

No.90738

eating friendish bagel

No.90739

its just something else they stole from eastern yurop

No.90740

noone cares about eastern europe dont even know whats between germany and russia

No.90741

headphones are working again but sometimes they go out and i need to wiggle the cable ordered parts to fix it for good

No.90742

why NOT just buy a new pair are you poor or something

No.90743

dont have $300 for a pair of sundaras rn

No.90744

im poor so i got the best bang for my buck out of a $15 purchase 12 years ago these things will likely outlive me

No.90745

have to go to the dmv tomorrow NOT looking forward to it

No.90746

havent been to the dmv in nine years

No.90747

dads been driving with an expired license for over a year now

No.90748

nice criminal dad

No.90749

gonno fire up a frozen pizza when mom goes to bed

No.90750

last time i tried something like that mom was still up at 1am

No.90751

ya moms up at that time every night which is why i have to wait a few hours

No.90752

back pains been worse lately

No.90753

pasted explorer.exe freezing when i plug my phone in

No.90754

simply seiza

No.90755

had to seiza for a bit earlier today but in my shoes and the way it bent my feet was quite painful they were asleep for a while after

No.90756

jerked it to 石抱き drawings several times

No.90757

never done that because it pinches and artists that draw that stuff are usually really bad

No.90758

its supposed to pinch thats the point

No.90759

different strokes for different folks

No.90760

whats NOT to love about sexy women being tortured

No.90761

might stroke for a while really hope mom doesnt stay up much longer or god forbid spends the night on the couch

No.90762

nice jinx

No.90763

guess ill lie down

No.90764

ears are ringing think i blasted my music too loud while Driving today

No.90765

NOThin jynx im expecting it to happen and i wrote this but didnt click new reply yet mom just got into bed hell ya pizza party time

No.90766

but first i must make love to my hand while looking at motion pictures and drawings of the human mating ritual on my rectangle

No.90768

guess ill watch some fbi files for a bit

No.90769

as for me im gonno snooze with the kitty

No.90770

bet my test was destroyed due to sleep deficiencies as a teen up to and including right now but i can only truly relax at night

No.90771

gonno power down and snooze i have to open the side panel tomorrow anyway

No.90772

how do you carnorms live with yourselves there is so much that can go wrong with your ride and you need to have it serviced all the time

No.90773

been pondering that often now that the carblogging has ramped up cant fathom getting behind the wheel

No.90774

dont think sober contemplations gonna do it its the buddy in me

No.90775

dont need it serviced all the time just every couple years

No.90776

two weird dreams last night cant describe them very well

No.90777

aNOTher melancholy monday has arrived

No.90778

took the whole day off because i have to go to the dentist

No.90779


No.90780

at the dmv 30 minutes before they opened and was still behind 10 people i guess its kinda like the aquarium had to pay a mindboggling fee and im pretty darn sure its because they charged a tax i didnt actually owe so now im gonno have to go to city hall or wherever to fill out more forms to get my money back

No.90781

taxes are too low the government has been cutting them for years and theres NOT enough money to pay for essential services

No.90782

feel free to volunteer your own money taxes have already been paid on this vehicle in this state they were just double dipping lady at the counter wasnt able to comprehend anything outside of her practiced lines

No.90783

thered be plenty of money for essential services if they didnt waste it all on nonessential services and overpriced contracts with companies owned by friends and family

No.90784

another carnorm getting his come uppins thats right if you dont want to get taxed through the roof take the bus or uber

No.90785

new ross new ross

No.90786

love calling an uber getting in shotgun and yukking it up with the driver always remember to tip

No.90787

cant wait for uber and airbnb to collapse

No.90788

the problem isnt getting taxed through the roof the problem is getting charged a tax thats already been paid because of their error

No.90789

never airbnbd NOT staying in some norms house what if they snap me

No.90790

watching anime

No.90791

love when the piracy site has like a dozen links to download but theyre all to dead sites that now only host viruses

No.90792

eating pizza

No.90793


No.90794

youre delusional if you think im watching a 15 minute vid about canadian grains

No.90795

ate a friendish bagel and some sugary cereal gut feels both empty and full

No.90796

grains make the world go round

No.90797

nervous and cant focus

No.90798


No.90799

>>90785
glad i didnt get my hopes up not sure why he gave a time and a date after 7 months simply to push it back another 4 days

No.90800

did biden pardon pnig yet

No.90801

wonder how his appeals going

No.90802

>>90800
that happens on the last day in office

No.90803

crying for joy that its finally a womans turn in the oval office

No.90805

tired and horny so i jod now im just tired

No.90806

mom got back from the laundromat and said a woman got nasty with her because she took the last 3 available machines

No.90807

that woman was right why the flip do you need three machines

No.90808

she wanted to get everything done at once instead of doing it 3 times

No.90809

uh are you doing laundry for a family of 7 or something

No.90810

needed one for the weighted blankie

No.90811

no she hadnt done it in a week and she had to separate the loads to wash like with like

No.90812

never done that and all my clothes turn out fine

No.90813


No.90814

uh i mean separating like with like if youre filling three machines with one week of clothes then refer back to the family of 7 comment

No.90815

pandasan pandasan

No.90816

headphones not working properly again im so flipping mad

No.90817

owned

No.90818

expecting a package saw the fedex guy so i went to check but it was just something for mom

No.90819

dont have any soda or coffee considering Driving to the store to get some but id have to put on clothes and shoes

No.90820

made up my mind gonno do it

No.90821

bought soda sausage bread dogs tomato sauce cheese bacon gonno fire up some dogs later tonight

No.90822

new phone arrived

No.90823

the xiaomi right

No.90824

so happy that even though mom and i are failures in life we havent needed to use a public washing machine in a few years theres still like 20 dollars worth of quarters in a bag i found recently

No.90825

no the redmagic

No.90826

>>90821
wheres the kraut

No.90827

mom saw the box for the frozen pizza i ate last night after she just ordered one im gonno go with her and buy some blogs

No.90828

hit the beach today and put on sunscreen before taking off my shirt so only my belly chest and upper arms are burned like an inverse farmers tan

No.90829

did youtube change their font or am i going crazy

No.90830

i dont know i dont watch that shit

No.90831

hungover got some sushi

No.90832

dinner was blackened salmon with unseasoned carrots zucchini and sweet potato

No.90833

saw a couple of cools going into the blog store that got in front of me by two seconds while i tried to hold my 3 40s i thought they were like 21 from how annoying they were being but one said it was his 27th birthday and that his younger friends called him old for being born in the 90s thats pretty retarded isnt it i remember thinking like that about guys born in the 80s like substitute teachers and such except that they were like 10 to 13 years older than me we werent close enough in age to have gone to the same flipping school at the same time

No.90834

shouldve gotten a basket

No.90835

the cashier said it was her birthday too and then i handed her my adult learners permit showing a birth year 4 years older than theirs hope that took the wind out of her sails youll be old real fast bitch

No.90836


No.90837

feels like i watched that too recently to watch it again i need to download a few new ones

No.90838

happy bday

No.90839

went flower picking with mom

No.90840

mommas boy

No.90841

moms watching the nakamalimpics

No.90842

might watch orphan (2009) today

No.90843

never got around to that one i finally had it spoiled for me recently or maybe i did back then and forgot didnt start downloading anything yet i watched the normlympics horse jumping with mom

No.90844

walked all the way to the bathroom but couldnt go

No.90845

>>90842
thats a sexy one

No.90846

enema

No.90847


No.90848

mom said the friendlympics opening was good

No.90849

made a jar of 15 pickled eggs

No.90850

thats a lotta eggs

No.90851

hate pickled eggs fry them scramble them poach them boil them but never pickle

No.90852

youre telling me it took like half an hour to peel them

No.90853

i dont see where hes telling you that

No.90854

watching fbi files again should have tried harder to download something

No.90855

love my rss

No.90856

wouldnt say its a question of automation its more that i had plenty to shuffle from or one in mind for the last few months and now theyre all gone so i actually have to make a choice on what to look for

No.90857

>>90853
check the ogg on mindhima that was automatically uploaded when i said it out loud there should be a comma after me

No.90858

a comma after you

No.90859

whats hima

No.90860


No.90861

sigh that pizza is so good havent gotten it in so long they changed the prices but the same guy is still there and hes still putting on extra sauce when mom asks what a beast its better and cheaper than most of the restaurants around here if i was normal i would tip him under the table or ask him what car in the parking lot is his and leave a 12 pack under the drivers side door

No.90862

just feasted bigly myself and now its back to getting flipped up and gaming

No.90867

youre an inspiration to us all

No.90868

it comes naturally

No.90869

didnt find a movie to watch besides back to school again im not sure if ill bother mom said she would buy me beer in the morning before work so i could just start some downloads now and snooze

No.90870

pissed in the dark and hit the floor then cut myself off midstream and switched to sitting down

No.90871

NOThin wrong with that

No.90872

remembered mom has an appointment with the analpotato chef tomorrow uh oh think i mentioned killing myself or reading about life insurance suicide clauses or saying id start looking for bridges if it could help her like 4 times since friday

No.90873

stairs

No.90874


No.90875

bacteria

No.90876

dont even bother trying to stand to piss in the morning when i wake up anymore since i know 80% of its going on the floor

No.90877

Drove through a 2 way stop on the nonstopping side and on the other side of the intersection this guy stopped for some reason and he gasped at me then threw up his hand in a wtf are you doing type gesture

No.90878

when i drive i always give way to bikers and they give me that nod of approval and i flash back at them with my headlights its common courtesy and respect among bikers

No.90879

i give way to bikers NOT out of respect just because i cant afford to be involved in any accidents

No.90880

flights tomorrow

No.90881

the jet setter

No.90882

getting nervous

No.90883

drinking cherry coke zero

No.90884

accidentally used moms washcloth then she freaked out and called me colorblind

No.90885

ass to ass

No.90886

never been on a plane

No.90887

uh then how did you make it to the japan meetup

No.90888

think ive been on one three times if you dont count the return trip then its six

No.90889

which one

No.90890

saw a succulent tween on tv

No.90891

same but at the beach

No.90892

pic

No.90893

i dont remember i think it was united airlines

No.90894

new phone gets 5g its fast i could use up my months data in like 20 seconds at these speeds

No.90895

ya or you could quit being a flipping idiot and just use the device with infinite data youre already sitting at all day

No.90896

i Drive

No.90897

ive flown with delta from paris to newark before it was aight they feed you like 3 or 4 times it was a 777 and i got to sit in the middle but there were 2 empty seats between me and another person too bad the turbulence coupled with airplane food gave me nausea for the first 2 hours but i was able to sleep it off

No.90898

hon hon hon

No.90899

mom said shed be back late

No.90900

enough time to invite your gf over

No.90901

NOT rly i dont think an hour is long enough to find out how to turn an image on my computer screen into reality

No.90902

rly aight

No.90903

feel like it took at least half a day in weird science

No.90904

mom unplugged the ethernet cable

No.90905

stairs

No.90906

guess ill watch some high school romance comedy anime

No.90907

wish i had kouhai

No.90908

got morrowind running on my phone technology sure has advanced

No.90909

walked around the front lawn watching a rabbit for a bit got within probably 4 and a half feet of it

No.90910

duck season

No.90911

guess ill make taco meat

No.90912

dont forget the textured vegetable protein

No.90913

lasagna night

No.90914

no need for filler a pound of meat is more than enough for mom and i

No.90915

uh maybe for an afternoon snack

No.90916

moms trying to gaslight me into thinking the accidentally used washcloth was actually my original washcloth

No.90917

why is it such a big deal i have like a dozen washcloths

No.90918

gonno play some more astlibra its p good

No.90919

dont use a wash rag just use my hands

No.90920

>>90915
im only fat because of normahol and never exercising not food ill probably even get leftovers for later out of that amount

No.90921

how about you stop drinking that poison

No.90922

ill do it tomorrow

No.90923

pixivs being extra slow today

No.90924


No.90925

sigh no girl will ever let me do that

No.90926

have you tried asking

No.90927

no

No.90928

rode my bike to a park on a cliff overlooking the water and they had a sign saying to call 988 if youre in crisis

No.90929

who can relate

No.90930

>>90928
theyve got those all over the place here but not in places where you could actually use the terrain or construction to kill yourself i cant believe anyone could be dumb enough to stand on the edge of a cliff and call a number on a sign that will lead to them being kidnapped drugged and locked in the loony bin for 3 days its like something out of a cartoon

No.90931

sounds kind of fun maybe i should call

No.90932


No.90933

call it and hit on the operator

No.90934

eating popsicle mom made them

No.90935

>>90924
did that to a girl once

No.90936

weird was just reading something about popsicles before switching back to this tab

No.90937

its sour as hell she didnt use enough sugar

No.90938

we are all figments of the godhead dream

No.90939

>>90935
die chad

No.90940

im brad

No.90941

youre norm

No.90942

i love bitter maize water

No.90943

just cracked a tallboy meself im trying to decide between reheating that leftover pizza or eating it cold i already did the latter last night

No.90944

just about packed got over 100lb of luggage

No.90945

filled with love for my bros and hatred for myself

No.90946

i deserve to be hated

No.90947

trying dark mode always been a light mode guy

No.90948

what the flip

No.90949

what

No.90950

have you been trying to blind yourself on purpose this whole time youre telling me while ive been darklurking youve been lightlurking

No.90951

arrogant darklurker

No.90952

ya i typically keep a lamp on too

No.90953

>>90944
hope at least 20lbs of that is kitty and ass

No.90954

>>90952
what about the momrage when she sees your light on at 4am every night

No.90955

uh thats sleeptime

No.90956

not him but mom gave up caring about that years ago

No.90957

wonder what thats like shes been giving me grief for 15 years

No.90958

have you considered simply sleeping

No.90959

always been a night owl

No.90960

yandexjod

No.90961

daytime is night somewhere else just put up some tinfoil and pretend youre in one of those time zones

No.90962

>>90960
die sicko

No.90963

NOThin sicko

No.90964

nah theres more to it than light level if you know you know

No.90965

been also using startpage lately

No.90966

i remember using it for a while but once normfox made fuckfuckno the default i was too lazy to ever change it

No.90967

watched a mirrors edge vid damn good game it still looks good

No.90968

never rented it played through the demo twice though enjoyed it

No.90969


No.90970

dont like cars the same way i dont like computers theyre an expensive inconvenience and the newer ones are evil tools of enslavement in a sane world there would only be like three new models made in a persons lifetime and you would just replace the innards every 20 or 30 years

No.90971

dont like cars cause theyre big heavy scary machinery that the dumbest brownest norms on earth are allowed to own and pilot and kill you with

No.90972

the weight and speed isnt the problem and the other part is but the cats out of the bag on that i was speaking mainly in a vacuum

No.90973

mom used 1 egg so now theres an uneven number

No.90974

woke up throats sore in that sign of a cold way its over

No.90975

masturbate on batman

No.90976

nojo day 5

No.90977

hows that working out for you

No.90978

been nojoing for months now dont think it counts if you have ed though

No.90979

thought mom left so i could get some food but she just moved her car

No.90980

fever coming on too fml

No.90981

wet bhole

No.90982

need a new game to game im thinking ys

No.90983

love some ys stream it

No.90984

eoke ip

No.90985

cant now that youve said that ive never played so youll just laugh at me with your superior knowledge of the game

No.90986

NOT a chatter dont even have a twitch account id simply watch

No.90987

youd just post on ghost so everyone can laugh and if NOT then youd be laughing to yourself

No.90988

woke up thinking about stuff that kept me in bed for another 2 hours

No.90989

just started raining like crazy this would be excellent gaming weather

No.90990

gonno get a job and a teengf

No.90991

mom bought reeses branded iced cream

No.90992

at the airport

No.90993

woke up never played ys either

No.90994

its on my to do list

No.90995

better get on it theres like a hundred of them

No.90996

teen gf pussy

No.90997

sister found some junk on the street that someone had thrown out after moving and she sold it on Myspace marketplace for 50 dollars

No.90998

thought there were only 8

No.90999

feeling nervous

No.91000

starting to feel enraged

No.91001

NOT angry just scared

No.91002

need to sell all my figures but im NOT on Myspace or myspace or wherever people sell stuff

No.91003

trashed all my figs when i outgrew otaku media

No.91004

>>91002
been meaning to pop some stuff of my own on egay but i tarded out and timeskipped 6 months thats the only place besides forums youll be able to sell them though

No.91005

mom finished her book she said at the end there were discussion questions like for a book club and the first question was which of the three brothers would you fall in love with in real life

No.91006

sighing

No.91007

signed that ross thing

No.91008

guess ill jo so i can nojo starting once the month changes in like 20 minutes

No.91009

guess ill snooze

No.91010


No.91011

landed

No.91012

go back

No.91013

sagerage

No.91014

a couple years ago mom bought a bunch of cans of bug spray because they were on sale and today she found one leaking in the cabinet and it had damaged the shelf

No.91015

on a train

No.91016

i love my station

No.91017

go back to your own country

No.91018

rude

No.91019

moved into my new apartment its already covered in dead bugs and theres only a minifridge and 2 burner electric stove but at least im NOT living with mom anymore

No.91020

wonder if ill ever move out

No.91021

had some gf dreams its been a while i didnt want to leave

No.91022

bought a tie

No.91023

eating salami cheese sandwich the bread i got isnt very good

No.91024

she was much more willing to talk to me than usual im normally pretty desperate and following her around trying to convince her to stop

No.91025

thats what happens when you start being yourself

No.91026

never had a gf dream only had like 3 sex dreams in me life

No.91027

NOThin sex

No.91028

you mean you dont have sex on the first dream

No.91029

i mean its never happened in one of those dreams because it isnt the point of having them

No.91030

tried firing up ys but it wasnt doing it for me so i started disgaea 2 instead

No.91031

disgaya

No.91032

Please stick it in mee thats the name i use for the folder

No.91033

Please stick it in mee

No.91034

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.91035

>>91019
happy for you did something similar a couple years ago and it was the best decision of my life lets celebrate with some pics

No.91036

life wouldnt get any better for me if i moved out

No.91037

if i had the option to move out tomorrow it would basically mean i had won the lottery to do it normally would add maybe five positives to my life in exchange for five thousand negatives

No.91038

blazed it

No.91039

shopped

No.91040

cleaned me ear with qtip and now its throbbing

No.91041

doki doki

No.91042

>>91040
thou fool

No.91043

you should know by your 30s not to stick shite up your ears

No.91044

got sweaty headphones

No.91045

grilling cedar plank salmon

No.91046

kitty wont stop sleeping on my lap which is making it hard for me to go to the kitchen or bathroom oh well

No.91047

god really pulled a good one on me when he tricked me into getting a cat that didnt like me very much which then died after 6 months and cost me a thousand dollars in vet bills

No.91048

moms reading a book where the hero just turned into the villain and it blew her mind

No.91049

continue to get shocked by moms naivete on a regular basis

No.91050

it was about a woman who starts working as a maid for a rich couple then the husband is revealed as very abusive and he starts an affair with the maid but then you learn that the new maid had just been released from prison for killing several people so she uses the affair to psychologically dominate the husband and make him pull out his teeth with pliers and the maid locks him in a closet until he dies and then in the next book of the series the maid and the widow will work together

No.91051

cant get surprised by a plot at this point everything is a cliche

No.91052

with astlibra everything is really predictable and the writing is kinda alright but nothing beyond that with chapter 4 being so bad it feel like it was written by someone else but its serviceable the second you play an jrpg and get a something something yggdrasil drop from a monster and enter a town thats just european culture mishmash with german french english and italian themes all blended together at random you know what youre about to get basically

No.91053

why would you let mom read that utter shit

No.91054

thats what women like to read

No.91055

tired after eating

No.91056


No.91057

why fall for that meme when you can put some cedar chips in a tray over another burner and literally smoke it

No.91058

mom picked it up because it was on sale

No.91059

why do moms love salmon

No.91060

got down to 99 tabs from 200

No.91061

i like salmon but mostly the fatty part with some crispy skin and flesh and mom mostly likes the lean meat

No.91062

i like salmon i sear it up so the outside is cooked but the inside is still cool and raw

No.91063

that guy that got rid of his worms is gonno be pissed

No.91064

need to get a tapeworm so i can eat as much as i want and still lose weight

No.91065

i dont ever want to see a tapeworm hanging out of me arse id rather see black internal bleeding id be less alarmed

No.91066

just push it back in

No.91067

>>91064
if you swap to a carnivore diet you can eat as much as you want and still lose weight i lost like 75 pounds this year doing it

No.91068

>>91063
its been about a year since then been thinking lately its time for another deworming to make sure i didnt pick up anything

No.91069

i mena eat whatever i want its NOT just about quantity or id be doing raw vegan

No.91070

once you start you wont want to go back to those nasty carbs

No.91071

hope youve added some raw liver heart and brains to your diet theyre superfoods

No.91072

gonno chug a few tallboys and make a double cburg havent jod this month but being healthy is on the back burner

No.91073

NOT true i did carnivore for a couple months then went back to eating carbs

No.91074

i want a full english breakfast

No.91075

>havent jod this month
>8/01

No.91076

ban

No.91077

if i ever lived alone id have a computer in the kitchen i have no problems leaving the stove on low and walking back to my room making sure to check on things every ten or twelve minutes but mom flips because i guess women dont have internal timers in their heads

No.91078

https://files.catbox.moe/4rj5zc.png
nice greenteen getting owned by UTC

No.91079

downloaded that euroross but im too pissed to watch after he blueballed me with a game dungeon release announcement after 7 months

No.91080

time to eat a meal

No.91081

im boycotting that moldbrained retard since his priorities are clearly saving live service ubisoft games from going offline and spitting on the people whove financially supported his entire life in that order

No.91082

never sent him money i would have if he had made tshirts like 16 years ago

No.91083

me neither and now i never will

No.91084

just saw a thumbnail of him on pcgaymer good for him but i dont give a flip about this shit make with the dungeon

No.91085

gonno watch dead calm that was the last .torrent on my desktop and im saying that so i cant come back for fear of spoilers until its done

No.91086

too bad he couldnt post a nice frogger to go along with it

No.91087


No.91088

>>91086
im still tuned into mh even though ive been getting static for a while

No.91089


No.91090

I've spoken to my doctor and she said I should start using proper punctuation and grammar.

No.91091

fuck her we know better

No.91092


No.91093

gbt fn

No.91094

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

No.91095

die rule breaker

No.91096

good movie couldnt stop thinking about when they first let the guy onboard and let him sleep in their bed in the hull that looked like the most relaxing sleep a man could get wish i owned a yacht just to let someone else Drive it while i snoozed and chillaxed

No.91097

i feel like the rocking of the waves are good for snoozing

No.91098

love sam neill hes based

No.91099

the otacruise

No.91100

disposableshaved and facesliced then chilishat and bloodwiped before kitty clawscratched me now im nailbiting and fleshripping

No.91101

nice meme

No.91102

got a fan i dont have ac anymore its cheap plastic that rattles with the case on so i just have the blades without a cover

No.91103

weather report changed from 5 sunny days in a row to 4 rainy days and 1 cloudy day feel like i won the lottery

No.91104

sunny here hitting the beach

No.91105

>>91103
started raining a few minutes ago and already stopped sigh

No.91106

guess ill try to game today i burnt out after doing better for a while there

No.91107

back pain has been real intense lately i cant even sit in peace let alone nightwalk might need to find a masseuse but it looks like theyre all women around here im aware of the jokes but id feel more comfortable with a man

No.91108


No.91109

ate some frozen pizza thats been in the back of the fridge since sunday night hope onaka-san doesnt let me down

No.91110

already said im aware problem is i need a massage therapist that can get in deep but the only options are massage spas marketed at people who just want to feel relaxed

No.91111

go to a physical thepotato chef

No.91112

nah theyll just tell me to do some exercises

No.91113

i mena stretches

No.91114

NOT true thats where mom went to get massages after an accident she had good insurance and a doctors note though

No.91115

woke up gonna get high

No.91116

i dont have either of those

No.91117

ordered a body pillow

No.91118

dont even know how long its been since ive used a pillow i think its been like 2 years theres nothing preventing me from using it its on the floor i just never picked it back up

No.91119

hope you ordered a nice sexy cover to go with it

No.91120

didnt technically fail nojo because theres been no sperm but i shouldnt have had so much cawfee

No.91121

ya a nice plain gray cover i wouldnt be against a sexy daki cover but ive never found a design that i liked enough which was available either for purchase or in high enough resolution to have custom printed

No.91122

mines been bent over on itself in a box for a few years bet its ruined

No.91123

that poor girl

No.91124

glad mom never found my bespoke candydoll pillow covers

No.91125

this is a ped thing isnt it

No.91126

its art

No.91127

failed nojo

No.91128

drinking 1am cola

No.91129

Louisiana becomes the first to legalize surgical castration for child rapists

As of Thursday, August 1, for the first time in the country’s history, child rapists can now be ordered by a judge to have their testicles removed if the victim is under the age of 13 and if the offender is older than 17 years old. The law already allowed judges to issue an order of chemical castration.

The law also includes the crime of pornography involving juveniles as an underlying offense and it’s also not just limited to male offenders.

No.91130

>>91117
hope it was a nice dhr7000

No.91131

sipped some coffee

No.91132

no its 40x200cm

No.91133

might go for mug number two myself

No.91134


No.91135


No.91136

would never stick an appendage in someone elses mouth unless there was some kind of device in there preventing them from biting down

No.91137

good to know my oral virginity is safe at the mansion

No.91138


No.91139

>>91135
they got stolen during the george floyd riots

No.91140

mom told me to eat more protein

No.91141

well im NOT that guy i got some protein for you right here

No.91142

mom asked if ive ever had rocky mountain oysters

No.91143

mom got chocolate apricot pie

No.91144

mom just wiped and powdered me

No.91145

ate icecream teeth are hurting

No.91146


No.91147

think i might apply for a job at the airport

No.91148

sounds loud

No.91149

working the ramp is cool all you do is drive around in trucks and chat with your buddies next to massive jets

No.91150

seems like a natural fit for a socially stunted manbaby that freaks out over loud noises

No.91151

ill be the first to admit it i havent set myself up for success this month didnt game jod about 4 times didnt try to do even a single pushup didnt clean my floor ate like shite the only thing i did do was get out of bed before 2pm and brush me tooth but that was only because it was hurting and i havent done it in a week

No.91152

sometimes wonder if id like summer if i was a twig instead of a fatblob

No.91153

the only time i ever liked summer i was twig but that was irrelevant it was because i didnt have to see anyone from school for 2 months

No.91154

cant stop chewing on my beard

No.91155

been meaning to teenshave my neetbeard off

No.91156

guess ill snooze in a minute or two

No.91157

need a new shower mirror to shave after the last one broke

No.91158

woke up from a big fat nap

No.91159

fatty

No.91160

im skinnyfat

No.91161

body is sore all over

No.91162

guess ill snooze

No.91163

woke up hard but its nojo day 7 cant stop now

No.91164

reading my bible

No.91165

mom said the church is 80000 dollars short of its donation goal

No.91166

walked three and a half miles carrying a box on the way back its hot and humid out and ive gained weight so my thighs were rubbing against each other real bad might need to break out the boxer briefs

No.91167

went for a walk this morning fully kitted out with jacket long jeans boots and a big hat with a flap that curves around the face to block mosquitoes then passed this blonde woman wearing a tank top shes gonno get so many bites

No.91168

uh jacket its 80 flipping degrees out the only people out there wearing their hoodies in this weather are the redguards

No.91169

bought salami sausages cheese bread soda chips chocolate and more its time to party

No.91170

just learned that paprika is just bell peppers and NOT its own plant what the flip

No.91171

tired

No.91172

provalone braggiole sfogliatella gabagool mortadella calzone

No.91173

mom told me to touch my lips to the bottle while drinking

No.91174

touching lips with mom

No.91175

drank some diet lemon soda

No.91176

if you dont want sugar why drink soda in the first place

No.91177

because i want soda

No.91178

groan bought a new monitor and reassembled my pc but the monitor isnt getting any signal and i dont have any way to test if its the monitor the cable or the computer i guess the computer is somewhat responsive since my capslock light can still activate

No.91179

phew got it working

No.91180

wireless mouse dongle broke and they dont sell replacements

No.91181

normitus getting worse

No.91182

logitech is developing a 200 dollar forever mouse that also requires users to buy subscription software

No.91183

hope its online only and requires an app that only runs on the latest android or ios

No.91184


No.91185

got a dongle for you right here

No.91186

mom let me pick the fish at the store but then she rejected all my choices and made us share a small piece of salmon

No.91187

crying just remembered donglegate

No.91188

fried up some sausages also some leberkase made a sandwich its damn good

No.91189

dongle in me arse i shite analog

No.91190

downgraded from 4k to 1080p miss it already

No.91191

eating choco purin

No.91192

heading to the beach again

No.91193

dont think i would fall for the 4k meme even if i wasnt poor it makes sense for tvs but whats the point on a 24 inch desktop display

No.91194

its good for browsing artwork which is one of my main hobbies between posting and zoning out

No.91195

even so

No.91196

what even so you asked whats the point well theres the point

No.91197

how much better can it really be once drawings have a resolution that large they usually go larger so it still wont fit the screen

No.91198

ya but itll still appear more detailed

No.91199

id need a side by side comparison

No.91200

You have been banned from /ghost/ for an unspecified reason.

Your ban was filed on Saturday 3 August, 2024 and expires 28 weeks from now, which is on Tuesday 18 February, 2025

tried posting two catbox links for comparison but got this instead thanks otamin

No.91201

sigh i meant id have to see it with two monitors side by side on my desk

No.91202

you set me up

No.91203

gotta shite

No.91204

got milk that actually tastes like milk

No.91205

got some milk for you right le here lol!

No.91206

fan blade hit my thumb its more powerful than i expected

No.91207

drank too much cawfee again

No.91208

drank half a liter of milk and half a bar of chocolate

No.91209

finger skins wrinkly from swimming at the beach

No.91210

swim into a boat norm

No.91211

ordered an electro muscle stimulator

No.91212

is that a euphemism for something youll be inserting into a place it doesnt belong

No.91213

crazy that if i died today for some random reason nobody would ever notice

No.91214

dont have a mouth and i must wash Please stick it in mee

No.91215

gamed

No.91216


No.91217

mom told me to upgrade my breakfasts from 2 egg to 3 egg

No.91218

gonno bake some jalapenos dont feel like deepfrying

No.91219

what about frying in the skillet with just a little oil

No.91220

just checked an inflation calculator and mom technically owes me more than 50 grand and she has trouble saving 500 so im basically screwed forever

No.91221

ran out of clean underwear

No.91222

simply clean em

No.91223

>>91219
too lazy im just gonno sit here for a while and check them at the end of the hour

No.91224

hope that wasnt a mistake dont want to spend all night with me bhole burning

No.91225

it begins

No.91226

yawn

No.91227

>>91212
no its the kind that uses electrode pads theres NOThing to insert

No.91228

made instant

No.91229

ill be doing the same thing when i wake up but for now im snoozing

No.91230

got the cheapest mouse from the store as a replacement it doesnt work on the table so im using a sponge towel as a mousepad NOT gonno be able to game like this NOT that ive played anything that requires precise mouse control in quite a while

No.91231

was good at playing battlefield 2 with a laptop trackpad as a teen when thats all i had

No.91232

stopped using a mousepad years ago i dont remember why

No.91233

good mice dont need one

No.91234

have a big hydrophobic gamer mat to reduce the damage done by crumbs and spills

No.91235

>>91233
its a microshaft basic optical mouse mom took from work think theres just some kind of finish on his table

No.91236

hadnt been using one for years but mom got one of those free really small ones that companies give for free as advertisement and ive been using it i like how it slows down movement and makes it more comfortable and precise to use

No.91237

took me shirt off remembered its best not to look down

No.91238

noticed some crazy 2 inch long bug on the wall and when i turned the light on it started climbing upwards what a freak on top of that it dirtied a perfectly good spermsock

No.91239

tried to jo wasnt feeling it so i made lunch instead

No.91240

miss the side buttons on my old mouse i set them to ctrl page up and down for easy tab switching

No.91241

skipped a decade worth of posts

No.91242

i made some of those

No.91243


No.91244

flush that flavorless trash and order some pizza instead

No.91245

you just cant appreciate good food because of all that junk food you eat

No.91246

grandmas mad because the newspaper stopped doing their own delivery and just sends it out with the mail in the afternoon so she cant read the comics in bed sunday morning anymore

No.91247

love reading comics in bed

No.91248

teenshaved my admirals beard looks and feels weird

No.91249

ate cheese sandwich uncooked the breads texture wouldve been better if toasted first

No.91250

need to buy a new hair trimmer but the cheapest model only comes with guards up to number 4 when im used to 6 or 8

No.91251

yesterday in the kitchen mom put up foot up on the counter and started shaving her legs dry questioned her about it and she said she just needed to touch up

No.91252

dont see the problem i shave dry too if im just touching up sometimes i miss some spots the first time

No.91253

shave after showering but dont use cream or anything

No.91254

shaved my legs a few times and it was a massive ordeal that took over 30 minutes each time

No.91255

never shaved my legs arms pits balls ass chest anything like that

No.91256


No.91257

anxiety time

No.91258

watching anime

No.91259

its NOT going very well might try to game instead

No.91260


No.91261

normpa

No.91262

the make heroine anime has some great expressions and directing i like it quite a lot

No.91263

guess ill fry up a sausage

No.91264

got a 6 pack of plastic packaged pain au chocolate theyre not very good

No.91265

pronounced paella like paella and the counter girl corrected me

No.91266

paella or paella

No.91267

have to go to the city office to turn in some paperwork tomorrow and starting to panic

No.91268

4 hours later worked up the energy to start that game

No.91269

jesus flippin christ hima ive been pissing out me arse all morning and afternoon for a few hours i was shivering with two sweatshirts on in an 80 degree room

No.91270

thats what you get

No.91271

never gotten it before thats whats so weird

No.91272

wait can aspergertame cause that i drank a 32 oz bottle of the diet soda mom got by mistake never had that much of it in my life before

No.91273

its safe

No.91274

at the beach there was a little black man and a giant fat white man sleeping next to each other in chairs out in the water and the white mans skin was turning red

No.91275

crying ereshkigal finally got her mizugi

No.91276

in english

No.91277

shes the mesopotamian goddess of the underworld and shes married to nergal the god of war death and disease

No.91278

The sugar alcohols used in making some artificial sweeteners can cause stomach discomfort, like bloating, cramps and diarrhea.
ya thats the culprit the last bottles getting sinkdumped im sticking with healthy corn syrup

No.91279

did NOT know i was the god of war death and disease

No.91280

never had those problems from diet soda only from the garbage i eat with it

No.91281

ate 3 greasy fish tacos with sides of rice and chips and salsa

No.91282

tried to jo but went soft

No.91283

id like to eat more but ive already eaten quite a bit today to the point that i feel nauseated

No.91284

playing a sequel its been at least 2 months since i played the last one so ive already forgotten everyone

No.91285

scrub through a longplay and read the wiki

No.91286

longplay is long

No.91287

>>91170
did not know this

No.91288

while filling up my tank the pumps tv screen played an ad for how todays teens care more about customizing their avatars than their real physical appearances so you should check out this companys metaverse page

No.91289

yanking it to clothing ads

No.91290

>>91287
i knew it but didnt want to make that guy feel bad

No.91291


No.91292

are they anap ads

No.91293

love when the opening scene shows the main character as a legendary powerful badass then you gain control and can barely kill a generic mob character

No.91294

no

No.91295

sounds like how i picture myself versus the reality

No.91296

have to wake up in 5 hours but im NOT tired

No.91297

i need to wake up and smell the cawfee

No.91298

my alarm is heresy of spell-flying head

No.91299

do you hate that song

No.91300

jod badly

No.91301

love it

No.91302


No.91303

woah

No.91304

well that and other songs from the game

No.91305

>>91302
screamer

No.91306

im norm they call me norman

No.91307


No.91308

missed my chance to visit japan think id just be disappointed if i went now

No.91309

sister almost visited japan before me but then the pandemic cancelled her trip maybe it was divine intervention

No.91310

arent we all going when he gets out in order to celebrate

No.91311

every place looks about the same pavement asphalt houses buildings signposts cars people trees hills thats all there is available for you to see

No.91312

cant visit japan because i wouldnt be able to do anything due to crippling anxiety would probably be able to check into my hotel after pacing around outside for a while then spend the rest of the trip wandering around outside random places NOT going inside any cool stores or restaurants or shrines or anything like that

No.91313

its alright we can go together ill do the talking

No.91314

nauseated and have to wake up in 3 hours might just have to stay up all night to reset my clock thought about doing that yesterday or the day before but didnt

No.91315

>>91312
sigh same

No.91316

>>91312
your baseline would change allowing you to do more by being in a state of fight or flight 24/7

No.91317

last time we went to a big city mom made the mistake of talking with a beggar so he saw us targets and followed us around giving advice on bus routes tried to make mom ignore him but he was actually right about the route and then he got on the bus with us and started talking about this time when he broke a guys jaw in a fight and the police let him go but arrested the other guy then he got off the bus with us and kept following until we went into a paid museum

No.91318

you couldve made a friend and connection to the underworld

No.91319

>>91317
glad youre safe

No.91320

im a homeless magnet cant walk outside without one approaching me specifically even when theres lots of other people walking around close to me its surreal

No.91321

>>91317
you almost got mom ntrd

No.91322

thought about a movie but it may be too much effort

No.91323

bleeding

No.91324

are you ok

No.91325

reheating some ham soup i froze broke the tupperware trying to get it out so its off to a good start

No.91326

well managed to wake up got like 3 hours of sleep guess ill shower

No.91327

its time to start natural sleeping

No.91328

might have gotten 4 but im not in a showering mood

No.91329

ghota ghota

No.91330

shower a minimum of twice a day

No.91331

never done that in my entire life dont think ive showered this month so far

No.91332


No.91333

managed to submit my papers the lady at the counter was extremely nice sigh why cant all government employees be like that

No.91334

the government is an evil empire so naturally twisted freaks are whom they usually employ

No.91335

only ever had pleasant experiences with government employees

No.91336

you must be from one of them high trust rule based autistic northern yuropeen countries

No.91337


No.91338

sigh

No.91339

well the lady at the information counter i asked for directions from was only somewhat nice since the directions she gave were wrong so i wandered around inside the wrong building for a bit

No.91347

trying a pickled egg think its been a week

No.91348

thinking it might be about time i grow up and become a norm hope thats quite alright with all of you

No.91349

good luck

No.91350

>>91348
it isnt actually but if you do just dont post about your 300k starting to answer emails from home or tripping and falling dick first into a supermodel i dont want to hear it

No.91351

only make five figures

No.91352

>>91350
envynorm

No.91353

>>91348
wish i could join you but its too late for me to turn things around

No.91354

need someone to fill the hole that freak left now that hes too busy filling holes

No.91355

its NOT too late simply gaj

No.91356

if i was envious id do something besides sitting at home with my ass up my ass i just dont want the illusion broken when in a year hes living in a mcmansion with a wife and 3 kids because he decided to tard out and do that

No.91357

gonno order an ssd when i wake up i feel like 13 years since adding it to my normazon wishlist is enough

No.91358

ironically the one i bookmarked then is whats in moms craptop and im getting some dramless piece of shite that looked good on review sites but thats my penance for not dying in the 90s like i should have

No.91359

the globalists stopped me from having a fat gf that spends all day on the net

No.91360

got a nice little nvme for my os everything else goes on my collection of spinning donuts

No.91361

major pain in me kneecap like i twisted it

No.91362

>>91355
and then what

No.91363


No.91364

doesnt help that it started in the middle of a 6 mile walk

No.91365

exercise is for mentally eel slaves

No.91366

NOThin exercise just cant Drive anymore and had to go down to the city

No.91367


No.91368

NOT forgiven

No.91369

cant relax because im expecting a package im gonno have to go out to receive

No.91370

got a package for you to recieve right here

No.91371

waku waku

No.91372

small parcels go in the mailbox

No.91373

tossed my clothes at the laundry basket and missed

No.91374

shortnapped think ill make some coffee soon

No.91375

new neighbor has an s70

No.91376

thanks thats specific enough to know what you mean

No.91377

made instant with 3 teaspoons in a small mug

No.91378

normazon drivers two stops away getting nervous because ive never used an intercom before

No.91379

grandparents installed an intercom so you could talk between the basement and the kitchen

No.91380

they didnt even ring me saw them drive away checked my account and the order was canceled NOT even to be redelivered

No.91381

guess i just wasted 4 hours anxiously doing NOThing when i couldve been gaming or watching and im gonno have to do it all over again

No.91382

tried to just have it delivered to a pickup spot but after pushing me to do just that in the order page once i selected it it says theres no room

No.91383

wasted 90 minutes waiting for my blood test and when it was finally my turn the phlebotomist said my standing order expired and they cant test until the doctor issues a new order

No.91384

uh why are you letting those quacks steal your blood

No.91385

thought id cheer myself up with some food got the pan heating but started to feel nauseated maybe ill try to game

No.91386

just timed it takes exactly 30 seconds to refresh this page how about moving early

No.91387

real big blog thread

No.91388

might attempt to game

No.91389

jod

No.91390

closed my evil porn tabs

No.91391

but left open the non evil ones

No.91392

hungry and nauseated and feverish at the same time

No.91393

todays dinner 1 bratwurst 2 small sausages 2 small wieners potato salad 2 mustards a bit of cheese

No.91394

one of the mustards is basically flavorless the other is a tad too spicy

No.91395

and for dessert chocolate pudding

No.91396

wish there was more isekai with female protag

No.91397

reverse trap anime next season

No.91398

theres a lot of anime with female protagonists now

No.91399

i wouldnt say a lot

No.91400

markets crashing might be time to buy

No.91401

itchy

No.91402

indigestion feels like im seconds away from cramping bad

No.91403

took an antihistamine

No.91404

>>91386
dont believe you my processor is 11 years old and has only 2 cores it takes me 4 seconds and i can watch it hit 40% usage in real time as i hit ctrl r

No.91405

uh my processor isnt the bottleneck

No.91406

so whats the problem

No.91407

the otaman throttling my connection

No.91408

knocked my ryukakusan into the toilet rinsed the bag off and letting it dry now hope NOThing got inside

No.91409

tired at a normal time today might snooze

No.91410

checkout lady asked if i had a customer card or something but i just heard card so i said cash and she repeated herself sounding annoyed lady im NOT the one making you force that friendish crap down my throat just let me pay in silence and leave come to think of it think the guy might have asked the same thing when i was there before but when i said cash he just took it and let me go

No.91411

mom used her target red card the other day and it triggered a bonus where if she spends a certain amount by the end of august then shell save 30 dollars

No.91412

they used to keep one behind the counter that theyd swipe for you but most of the coupons now require going to a site with nonfree js and manually adding it to your account

No.91413

always make sure to avoid the one old asian lady who starts asking why NOT and talking about how everyone has one when i say i dont have a loyalty card

No.91414

meijers rewards program used to give you an option on the checkout hmi to redeem your points but now they changed it so you first have to go onto their website to redeem the points and they expire after a few months

No.91415

told mom the plot of dead calm while eating my lunch in the yard guess ill pick a cd to listen to and mow

No.91416

walked into the store behind a cartboy who was bent over pushing a long line of carts while wearing tight exercise shorts

No.91417

he wanted flip

No.91418

my connection to ota is slow and shite too thats why im moving in under 400 posts

No.91419

nothing to eat and i have no money nice

No.91420

about to grill some fish

No.91421

saw norms in the driveway across the street so i started drinking the last of my beers before i mowed but when i got out there they were gone now i cant game

No.91422

pulled out a bag of chips but then put them back without eating any

No.91423

sperming

No.91424

dinner is stouffers spaghetti and neetballs gonno do the oven directions so i can shower while it cooks

No.91425

was walking outside while looking at the phone and didnt see the sidewalk ending theres a lot of blood but my phone is fine

No.91426

pic

No.91427

did you get run over

No.91428

feeling dread

No.91429


No.91430

go to the er

No.91431

big bro won the miku expo ticket lottery

No.91432

my last er visit cost me 1800 dollars NOT going back there

No.91433

just tell them youre an illegal immigrant theyll probably pay you for showing up

No.91434

thats what you get for walking around blindly looking at your phone like some addled chink

No.91435

just go and dont pay dont understand whats so hard about that

No.91436

dont be so assumptious

No.91437

leave me to my assumptiousness

No.91438

it wont stop

No.91439

the grocery store has 25 nuggets from the hot bar or cold for 3.50 this week id get them cold but i dont know if they give you a sauce with it

No.91441

develop a sauce of your own creation

No.91442

got a sauce of my own creation for you right here

No.91443

ordered a 512gb ssd and some sata cables theyll be here on tuesday saved 6 bucks by getting one that wasnt sold by normazon as a neet i dont deserve the luxury of spending that extra 6 bucks to get it 4 days earlier

No.91444

woke up got some nice shin pain on the leg with kneecap pain and lucky me i have to walk over five miles today

No.91445

>>91442
which flavors does it draw inspiration from

No.91446

woke up made 3scoop instant gonno watch some anime

No.91447

dont have a microwave anymore which limits the amount of milk i can add since i cant heat it up unless i want to dirty aNOTher pot

No.91448

realizing i could use a very small amount of hot water to melt the instant then fill the glass with cold water and chug it was a mistake

No.91449

how about making a nice mug with care that you can enjoy over a period of time instead

No.91450

uh melt it dissolves you can just use cold water

No.91451

nah you have to stir it if you use cold

No.91452

i already enjoy my coffee over a period of time

No.91453

that sounds like a ya NOT a nah of course you have to stir it whats the problem with that

No.91454

dont like the sound and it dirties a spoon with hot water i just swirl it for a second fill it at the tap and slam it back

No.91455

sounds like youre pointlessly dirtying a cup why NOT just pour some instant in your mouth and wash it down with your mouth under the faucet

No.91456

it rinses out fine ive been drinking water out of it all day since then in fact i did try putting a pinch against my gums out of curiosity but it tastes too bad ill test your idea

No.91457

gaming nao

No.91458

phew got 20 minutes of gaming in

No.91459

changed me bedsheet panicked for a second when i thought i didnt have a clean one after i already threw the old one on the floor but i found one

No.91460

wish more people were like me and some of you i feel like life could be easier and much more enjoyable

No.91461

by some of you i guess you mean to exclude me

No.91462

dont know who you are so its simultaneously both options at once

No.91463

guess ill snooze

No.91464

signed my contract

No.91465

im me

No.91466

items out for delivery again well see if it goes better this time

No.91467

>>91462
just look through and find all the worst posts in this thread those are all me

No.91468

which qualities were you referring to when you said you wish more people were like you and some of us

No.91469

im thinkin its lunchtime

No.91470

trying a new soda it tastes sulfury

No.91471

feet are sticky because eggshell bounced off the trash and spilled some egg white onto the floor

No.91472

foul

No.91473

trying to eat but im wracked with nausea and cant swallow this is disturbing

No.91474

surprised people care about this graduation when she hardly streamed in the last 3 years

No.91475

try putting down the fork big guy

No.91476

ive only eaten a few hundred calories in the last 24 hours

No.91477

your point

No.91478

knee pain getting worse

No.91479

tired can barely keep my eyes open but hearts already going a bit fast so i dont think more normffeine is a good idea

No.91480

sleep is the best medicine

No.91481

normazon drivers nearby now do i wait inside only to possibly NOT receive my package or do i awkwardly stand outside to receive him

No.91482

receive that prick

No.91483

jerked it to a nice momson doujin

No.91484

vile

No.91485

stayed inside but this time they just dropped it off

No.91486

overheard a truck driver on the phone telling a friend about how he hates that his company has a mandatory inspect the load to make sure it is what it says it is policy

No.91487

hes right why cant the norms just turn the other cheek

No.91488

got some cheap mouthwash the flavor was a cross between vile and flavorless do they NOT realize the whole point is the minty freshness then when i spat it out my sink filled with bubbles think i mightve just gargled soap

No.91489

made coffee spose ill game a bit

No.91490

an ai powered robot has successfully completed the first fully automated dental procedure

No.91491

The downside of being a Holofan is that no matter who it is, a graduation will always hit hard and sudden, you ladies are so charming.

However, I agree with you, let's send her off with positive vibes!

No.91492

tracking says body pillow will be here any time from 80 minutes to 20 minutes ago

No.91493

>>91483
same but ss succubus snuff

No.91494

wish having a screenshot button was standard for games

No.91495

sigh feel like i wasted this summer it was supposed to be epic

No.91496

got some doppel keks

No.91497

feeling sick dont think the coffee was a good idea

No.91498

pillow arrived looks like be sleeping good for the first time in a while

No.91499

drinking diet orange soda with 3% fruit content

No.91500

bought a new water bottle

No.91501

hope its a nice ltt water bottle

No.91502

dont know what that is

No.91503


No.91504

pasted aspie

No.91505

ate some chocolate washed it down with some milk

No.91506

store brand soda i buy has bottles so thin they bend in half when just tilting to drink but at least its 2 bucks for 6x500ml

No.91507

ate too many keks

No.91508

sigh where is everyone

No.91509

im here rotting

No.91510

same

No.91511

i dont believe you

No.91512

told mom to pick me up some of those nuggets dont have a lot of faith in her ability to follow instructions so ill probably have to go out before the sale ends

No.91513

think ive been getting more intolerant

No.91514

reality makes me flipping nauseous why do the norms have to be such deranged freaks i know 99 percent of us are powerless insects born to be enslaved by richnorms but why do they have to be so happy about it

No.91515

we are the 99%

No.91516

gonno mow

No.91517

havent mowed since i was a wee lad

No.91518

Yeah even when I was at my most awkward, unattractive, and video game obsessed, I still had a handful of dates every once in a while. Some women are into those kind of men, although they are in the minority.

No.91519

>>91512
big surprise she didnt get them good thing i made sure to specifically ask her for them give her money for it then circle and underline it on the flyer

No.91520

owned

No.91521

acrobatjod

No.91522

todays phlebotomist said she always likes seeing me come in because her daughters fiancee has the same name

No.91523

accidentally saw myself shirtless in the bathroom mirror

No.91524

cant eat or sleep at all apparently its cannabis withdrawal thought it was a healthy natural herb that didnt have any ill effects thats why i got high every waking moment for the last 6 months

No.91525

>>91520
uh of course i got owned thats all my life is just a endless chain of ownage

No.91526

my life is an endless chain of ownage too but im the one doing the owning

No.91527

todays the last day of clean clothes this is the make or break moment for my new clean lifestyle

No.91528

might be time to put some washing on then

No.91529

wired on normffeine and raging tried to do some pushups and fell down on the first one

No.91530

can only do 18 pushups in a row

No.91531

brewing some bean tea

No.91532

really good tofu tonight

No.91533

never had soyfu

No.91534

ran the washer and forgot that my bluetooth headphones were still in my pocket

No.91535

you got some big pockets

No.91536

yeah they were little earbuds NOT making that mistake again just ordered bone conduction earbuds that are connected to each other with a titanium headband

No.91537

>>91530
managed to do one after a few attempts sigh why didnt i do this consistently for the last 15 years now im a geriatric

No.91538

knees leaking yellow fluid

No.91539

should have asphyxiated meself in the womb i wasnt meant for this world frankly im too good for it

No.91540

maybe i should get a job and live like a regular human being

No.91541

im already a despondent broken animal i dont think having to fill out criminal taxation forms is gonno help my morale otherwise id give it a try

No.91542

>>91540
youre not gonna like it

No.91543

but i could afford stuff everything seems really cheap if youre making some money i dont want to work but i need some cash flow

No.91544

what do you want to buy

No.91545

what are ya sellin

No.91546

i sell dope boy

No.91547

guess ill snooze ive had too much reality today at least life in dreams is worth living

No.91548

dreamed that i was locked in an elevator last night

No.91549

starting to fall behind didnt wash dishes after dinner last night

No.91550

bought some german beer for later

No.91551

what kind

No.91552

hope its a nice oettinger

No.91553

ein helles und ein weizen mit gsnapfruit

No.91554

weird how i can read that post

No.91555

saw lynch is dying thought about that video where he talks about him and roy orbison practicing transcendental meditation and decided to start too it felt really good

No.91556

normch

No.91557

got a 40 cent energy drink

No.91558

its NOT very good

No.91559

guess ill game by which i mean ill open it up and constantly tab out and get maybe 10 minutes of gameplay in an hour or two

No.91560

predictable

No.91561

watched 10 minutes of anime last night then switched over to streams and didnt finish the episode until this morning

No.91562

predictable or PREDICTABLE

No.91563


No.91564


No.91565

virus

No.91566

like to squeeze my pillow hard between my legs but thinking about it if i was hugging a real girl in bed thatd be a bad idea

No.91567

cracked open that weizen its 50% bier and 50% erfrischungsgetrank so it just tastes like gsnapfruit soda NOT like bier

No.91568


No.91569

bored gonno watch adam green complain about friends

No.91570


No.91571


No.91572

>>91555
never seen instructions on how to do it or id have been doing it

No.91573

that is a child

No.91574

ate 50mg chocolate

No.91575

ps3 has no gaems

No.91576

that reminds me i had a dream about a game like bloodborne but it was much shorter and it only had a few bosses

No.91577

gaming

No.91578

havent played bloodnorme probably never will

No.91579

ill let you borrow the machine they invented to play it and it alone at the mansion

No.91580

i need your car keys

No.91581

starting to cramp

No.91582

bought a psquadruple eight years ago just to play bloodborne it was worth it

No.91583

i wouldnt go that far i dont think anything ive ever done in my life has been worth it

No.91584

uh didnt the ps4 just come out

No.91585

to crack or NOT to crack that is the question it would probably just make me tired but NOT actually able to just go to sleep plus im already cramping bad

No.91586

some norm used my email when buying a used honda and now i keep getting emails about it

No.91587

cancel his insurance

No.91588

that would be illegal you know

No.91589

feeling sick guess im NOT cracking aNOTher or having that sandwich i was looking forward to

No.91590

why are you cracking in the daytime how are you gonno watch a movie and darklurk

No.91591

its nighttime

No.91592

might be hallucinating but it doesnt look like night to me

No.91593

uh ever heard of time zones

No.91594

would crack anyway if i wasnt bloating guessing its because of the milk i had promised myself no milk today but couldnt resist after digging into that chocolate

No.91595


No.91596

getting ped vids recommended after clicking that

No.91597

NOThin ped

No.91598


No.91599

my sata cables showed up gonno power down and plug them in i cheaped out and didnt get the right angle ones

No.91600

lame 2020s computer nerds

No.91601


No.91602

sneezed then sneezed again think it might be time to shower then lie down think i need a new blanket mine is basically nothing in places went to a store the other day looking for something but all their blankets were too small

No.91603

been thinking about the fake tv channels at the start of mgs4 lately every time i see mom watching it

No.91604

havent played mgs4 is emulation good enough yet

No.91605

probably it says no ones updated if its watchable or not in 5 years

No.91606

great then maybe ill play it sometime next decade

No.91607

woke up hey

No.91608

did hey appreciate you waking them up

No.91609

nah i hate that fag i always wake him up early out of spite

No.91610

um we dont use that kind of language anymore

No.91611

need to fix my sleep schedule

No.91612

maybe you dont

No.91613

i do

No.91614

>>91610
shut the flip up

No.91615

dude thats rude

No.91616

flip off fag

No.91617

read some cpu reviews if i win the lottery in the next 10 months once it starts going on sale i think ill get one

No.91618

need to start thinking about buying a new pc before october 14th

No.91619

what happens then

No.91620

mom had the womens pole vaulting on during dinner there was a finnish girl id let vault my pole any day and they left the camera on her ass longer than anyone else after she disqualified or something i dont know i wasnt listening

No.91621

she could probably beat me up and id let her

No.91622

reconnected my dvd drive with one of those cables maybe ill watch one if i cant find anything else in time

No.91623

woke up

No.91624

my life is a joke

No.91625


No.91626

doubt i could point to any person whos ever lived and say that their life wasnt a joke

No.91627

do you mena in a history makes fools of us all kind of way because ive got a cousin born in 1983 thats taller than me has a house a job a wife and 4 kids i cant compete with that

No.91628

no i mean life is a joke period and only norms cant see that

No.91629

wish i could be one of the happy nihilists but im really just a cowardly cynical worm nature was too cruel to let die in the womb

No.91630

sorry to hear that

No.91631

woke up headache already

No.91632

feels like even a dvd is off the table its already after 2

No.91633

the most exciting time of day

No.91634

looked at the shelf moms got in the living room couldnt remember if ive seen mr deeds in full or not so im watching NOThing

No.91635

hate when i pass some norm walking at my normal pace then he speeds up to keep pace with me just behind me same goes for Driving

No.91636

always go the speed limit half because the speedometer in the car mom lets me Drive is broken and half because id laugh if a norm tried to cut me off and died

No.91637

speedometer reads a bit under 5mph faster than my actual speed

No.91638

same but its more like 15 when i pass those gay things on the side of the road that flash the speed and use them to gauge what its supposed to say

No.91639

gonno rage hard when i get stuck behind you going 20 in a 35

No.91640

dont understand any of this carnorm crap

No.91641

>>91639
no its right where its supposed to be youll just have to deal with not breaking the law by going faster unlike most of the ragenorms

No.91642

>>91640
in weimarica there are signs on the road saying how fast you can accelerate your automobile

No.91643

NOT hard to understand just think of that guy blocking the aisle with his cart moving a foot a second

No.91644

lived across america west center east and never seen an acceleration limit

No.91645

>>91643
when people do that i just make loud slobbering noises and push past them physically

No.91646

did mom keeped you chained in your cage the whole time theyre all over the place theyre those black and white signs with numbers

No.91647

never knew what the numbers meant

No.91648

>>91646
i think he was making fun of you for saying acceleration instead of speed when they mean distinct things

No.91649

what the fuck does that mean

No.91650

it means the person who made
>>91642
this post got taken to the own zone for misusing a word

No.91651

havent been epically owned in a while im due

No.91652

ya that was me i didnt misuse anything

No.91653

how fast you go comes from how far you accelerate so i stand with that guy

No.91654

yeah you misused the word accelerate those are speed limits which refers to how fast an object is moving and acceleration refers to the rate of change of speed or the amount of time it takes to transition from one speed to another an acceleration limit would imply that there would be a legal limit on the time you were supposed to take to transition from one speed to another

No.91655

ill take note of that





















































NOT

No.91656

i dont care im not the guy who was making fun of you im just explaining what was meant

No.91657

gone to three department stores one furniture store NOT a single one had normal blankets well one did but theyre all smaller than twin sized

No.91658

>>91655
careful youre reaching the jerk limit

No.91659

uhh arent they supposed to teach you about basic concepts of motion before giving you a drivers license seems like it would be unwise not to

No.91660

if youre illegal you get to fast travel from the back of the bus to the front and get a license without a test

No.91661

have a big ass skeeter bite on me calf i normally cant feel them itching but it is

No.91662

you dont need a license to Drive

No.91663

im in and out in 5 minutes

No.91664

sigh wonder how hayzus is doing

No.91665

knee was better this morning but after walking 4 to 5 miles i can barely walk anymore itd be fine if it was just soreness but something mustve gotten tweaked to be causing this sharp pain

No.91666

started paying in cash only but now i get flustered when i need to pick out the right coins when theres a line behind me

No.91667

only use self checkout

No.91668

self checkout doesnt take cash here these days

No.91669

guess ill snooze

No.91670

gesundheit

No.91671

you guessed wrong

No.91672

dumpster divers struck again and left trash all over the ground

No.91673

that was me

No.91674

hope you got some good stuff

No.91675

drinking instant but a mere 1scoop

No.91676

binged on some sausage and cheese

No.91677

1scoop wasnt enough still tired but just wait come bedtime ill be wired

No.91678

ate takoyaki

No.91679

pic now

No.91680

cant keep my eyes open but if i nap its game over

No.91681

caved in and ordered some caffeine pills

No.91682

why

No.91683

so that they get shipped to me

No.91684

cracked

No.91685

its happened a couple times that an artist i follow who puts out really amateur but at the same time endearing art of the sort you might call tard when i post it has switched to posting ai shite instead and i have to unfollow

No.91686

ate some rice

No.91687

eating sandwich

No.91688

feeling refreshed

No.91689

36-year-old Takaharu lives alone. After graduating from Art College, he has been living a quiet life while painting pictures. One day, his ex-girlfriend Kyou, whom he broke up with 17 years ago, comes to him with her daughter Minori and asks him to let them stay at his place. As in their college days, Kyou is attracted by the delicious food, and so the three of them begin to live together.

No.91690

is that airing fall

No.91691

bought 1kg of bratwurst but i think ill wait till tomorrow to crack em open

No.91692


No.91693

drank too much liquid today now the waterworks

No.91694

when i came back from getting groceries today there was a pigeon inside NOT in my unit but in the hallway just outside i just closed my eyes put my hands up and scurried past

No.91695

grinding its NOT afk because i need to hold two buttons for the battles to go automatically

No.91696

eating cheese sandwich

No.91697

accompanied with some 2% abv lemon drink

No.91698


No.91699

unc wanted to go fishing today and yesterday blew him off both days ill go if the weathers the same tomorrow

No.91700

why didnt you learn from my mistake

No.91701


No.91702

grandpa used to run trotlines and catch a ton of fish

No.91703

>>91700
i hadnt read when i drank it but now im up to 2scoops

No.91704

considering going out with mom for some snacks im looking at the website to see if its worth it to leave my room

No.91705

ive decided no more chips

No.91706

ate some german chocolate

No.91707

dont know if its worth it ill regret it immediately if i go ill regret it at 1 in the morning when im snackless if i dont

No.91708


No.91709

thats what the secret closet stash is for

No.91710

electrostimulator cleared customs

No.91711

considering paying for pixiv premium

No.91712

woke up hey

No.91713

paying for 5 different fanboxes

No.91714

nice paypig

No.91715

>>91709
dont have the self control still got some good stuff even though i misheard how much money mom said she brought with her i put back the frozen pizza and jalapeno cheese injected bratwurst but kept the saltines vienna sausages polish ham cheddar cheese and 6pack

No.91716

jod to chinese fetish porn

No.91717

>>91715
>>91716
youre killing yourself with that garbage

No.91718

NOThin garbage it was sexy NOT my first time enjoying that clip

No.91719

>>91717
i only have to live another 25 years tops but i dont believe in the cured meat is bad meme and cheese isnt unhealthy

No.91720

been subsisting on a diet of sausage cheese bread chocolate the past week or so

No.91721

and i just restocked today Please stick it in mee

No.91722

brother bought that new house last month but nobody wants to buy his old house because its out in the middle of nowhere so now hes stuck paying 2 mortgages

No.91723

crying were so lucky to have generous banks allowing anyone to borrow so much when theyre already in debt

No.91724

got an invite for the 2xko closed alpha gonno give it a try

No.91725

JOing my poop bone rn

No.91726

saw mom folding my bedsheets while wearing her dirty work clothes she let the sheets drag across the floor too guess im putting them straight back into the laundry basket to be rewashed

No.91727

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

No.91728

>>91726
nice germophobe

No.91729

does ==red== work on ghoty

No.91730

uh look at the first post in this thread

No.91731

ya i know i was more meaning if that was the markup for it

No.91732

wish i was pasted

No.91733

i dont remember

No.91734

=test=

No.91735

oh i see Please stick it in mee you cant use it inline

No.91736

i am pasted and poggers

No.91737

CPlease rape my faceE Please stick it in meE Please forgive my rudeness

No.91738

bottom half of my monitor got dim all of a sudden freaked out but turning the oc off fixed it phew

No.91739

what in the hell are you talking about how do you overclock a monitor

No.91740

never overclocked anything dont see the point

No.91741

overclocked my cock

No.91742

pic

No.91743

>>91740
same even though my last few processors have been the k version

No.91744

also doesnt make sense to me to design hardware around overclocking if its designed to be overclocked and run at that speed doesnt that make it not overclocked

No.91745

>>91739
you can overclock the refresh rate

No.91746

whats the point when most monitors are over 60hz now or is it supposed to be like oled where the display breaking as soon as the warranty ends is a feature not a bug

No.91747

my monitor is 59hz

No.91748

ya but the point is the cheapest monitors you can buy new are higher than that now meaning that the ability to overclock is only useful to people like us with monitors that dont support it so i have to assume its meant to break things

No.91749

uhh no theyre not i bought this monitor three years ago as a new model

No.91750

you got owned then typed in pc monitor on normazon and the first result does 100hz for 70 bucks

No.91751

refresh rate isnt everything if i wanted a small piece of shit $70 monitor with a high refresh rate then i could have bought one but they still make good quality new monitors in 60hz

No.91752

very few

No.91753

the cheapest monitor on normazon with a comparable although smaller size and same panel type as mine is $200 and is half the resolution with 75hz which isnt enabled on windows by default so the vast majority of users would experience 60hz and that monitor looks like complete shite

No.91754

nice bragnorming about your gay monitor literally only autistic retards would ever consider purchasing or using

No.91755

sir you are talking to an autistic retard

No.91756

need to start looking for a movie got as far as freeing up some space

No.91757

might move to ireland

No.91758

thinking about european countries makes me nauseous with anger even though im american

No.91759

it makes me wish i lived there instead of where i do

No.91760

speaking of which mom said were moving to la porte looks like were finally going some where that isnt a shitehole

No.91761

>>91759
its the same now if not worse thats the problem

No.91762

not in finland

No.91763

never heard of it

No.91764

oh i see what you meant Please stick it in mee i misread the intention of your post ya i feel exactly the same way

No.91765

>>91762
good thank god

No.91766

torille

No.91767

guess im making a grilled cheeser and watching wishmaster 3 nothing else finished in time

No.91768

what about wishmaster 1 and 2

No.91769

already watched

No.91770

guess ill celebrate with some blogs

No.91771

havent drank since june 15th

No.91772

have drank at least 250 standard drinks since then

No.91773

thank god the smoke alarms dont work i turned the stove a notch too high and burnt one side of my sandwich the fan on the stove is broken too and i forgot to move the living room fan into the kitchen

No.91774

pic

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No.91776

>>91775
mom just put a new battery in it after it went off over nothing a few weeks ago i say its broken because the hallway was full of smoke and it didnt go off

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its a fucking piece of shit

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language

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ill be moving on in 26 posts

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past few days ive been going to the store every day to get fresh rolls

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glad to hear youre paying for the privilege of being fed like a slave

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theyre NOT that expensive

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never watched dbz

No.91785

same i saw some of it because it was unavoidable at the time

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im hoping wishmaster 4 is better i feel movies that suck ass still have redeeming factors because im stuck in the past but it was worse than the previous 2

No.91787

latenormed the manga some years ago it was good reread it a few years after that and it was still good the second time

No.91788

decided that theres enough genuinely good stuff that i dont need to spend my time watching bad stuff anymore a few years ago

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i cant just NOT watch seasonal isekai and romcoms

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everyone has to follow their own path

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bought 2 rolls 1 pretzel 3 beers 1 pack of pasta

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jod

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meant to save that sexual energy for later but oh well

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caffeine pills arrived that was fast think ill start with half

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my favorite idol is doing a new photoshoot tomorrow

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took that half pill

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im pilled

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prepared a feast

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hb feasted good

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shiteing hard

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ate 25g chocolate

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shat bigly earlier today got two or three days of feasting out

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gained 5 lbs after following moms dietary advice for a couple weeks

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nice bulk

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took the other half and cracked i mightve just opened up a dangerous new world

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package arrived but i dont feel like putting on pants and going downstairs to get it

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ate pasta and chikin

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overeated again dont feel so good

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oh flip sis made coffee gonno sip

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nice flip sis

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cant even finish my blog

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sis made muffins but that was eight months ago

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this blog however is finished its time to move on

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300 pages of threads and thats the best you could come up with huh i dont care ill go where everyone else does im a follower NOT a leader

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born to lead

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ssd showed up early gonno spend fridey nite doing what all pussy monsters do reinstalling my os and copying all my games over

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sounds like a good time

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new ross

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