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No. 2534

This is the ghost board

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No.2535

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test

No.2559

test

No.84104

test

No.84106

did it work

No.84107

this could be the new one

No.84108

gih

No.84109


No.84110

84 degrees inside its cooler outside but i cant open this window and theres zero airflow between here and the window outside my room

No.84113

sigh whos gonno fetch the ones who were left behind

No.84114

>>84085
no is it any good

No.84117

ya i just told you theyre sexy didnt i

No.84118

it also got memesubs that appeal to my preteen sense of humor

No.84120


No.84122

watching a kusonime

No.84124

stalkwalked feasted and smoked might random a movie soon

No.84125


No.84126

might have to airfry some chicken nuggets and fries

No.84127

pic

No.84128

never watched tdkr

No.84129

it blows

No.84130

same or tdk i only watched batman begins

No.84131

i wouldnt know i just repeat the memes

No.84132

watched the 1966 batman quite a number of times as a kid

No.84134

that was moms favorite show as a kid

No.84135

never watched the show only the film

No.84136

moms favorite show was the dubbed version of the japanese journey to the west show called monkey

No.84138

would like to read that someday i mean i read dragon ball so i know the gist already

No.84139

spermed to a moving picture from the orient

No.84140

i prefer still pictures NOT a fan of hentai anime or even manga just give me contextless drawings of sexy women please

No.84141

im an imagination joer and i store every nice thing i see in the world in my mind to fsnap later on

No.84142

die imaginationorm

No.84143

love saving jopics throughout the day only to imaginationjo in bed later

No.84144

have several tens of gigabytes of hand selected jopics and far more of mass downloaded pics and vids

No.84145

download archives of the artists i follow on pixiv so when they delete their account i still have the pics

No.84146

didnt game today

No.84147

scrambled four eggs and ated them

No.84148

eggs give me nasty gas

No.84149

must suck being a genetic failure

No.84150

my penis is thicker than your forearm

No.84151

nice chode

No.84152

bedtime

No.84153


No.84154

sad that rudy never got to fuck roxy

No.84155

uhh should i spoil it for this guy

No.84156

>>84151
thought about that word for the first time in years just a few days ago and now here it is

No.84157


No.84158

opened the normime folder and got depressed sigh so much wasted time i could have spent with my friends so many shows i left unfinished or downloaded and havent watched for 10+ years

No.84159

need to commit mass murder to hurt society for not giving me a wife

No.84160

the best thing you can do to hurt society is pay taxes and vote for another 40 or 50 years

No.84161


No.84162

my computing devices processor was at 60c yesterday while doing nothing no wonder my room is hot as shit

No.84163

drank coffee

No.84164

i want to hurt a female by tearing her hymen any tips

No.84165

theyre tearing them voluntarily and loving it you being ugly and low status is enough to cause them pain with or without one

No.84166

girls get vibrators and birth control given to them at age 11 by public school now we were the last generation who had a chance to dehymenize and we blew it

No.84167


No.84168

the heroin arrived

No.84169

you be careful with that save it in the freezer for a rainy day 20 years from now when were all older and grayer dont play with it now

No.84170

just inject it all at once yolo

No.84171

need a heroine to arrive and save me

No.84172

bruise at my injection site is getting worse

No.84173

pic

No.84174


No.84175

>>84174
hes just like me

No.84176

grocery stores selling 250ml cans of american sake for 10bux who the flip is buying this

No.84177


No.84178

sis made coffee gonno sip

No.84179

pic

No.84180

rereading kaiji im at the skyscraper beam crossing arc

No.84181

sis pic

No.84182

stfu

No.84183

pic now or i rage

No.84184

the rager

No.84185

the namer

No.84186

reading konohana kitan sigh i love these little foxes

No.84187

i have low impulse control because my brain is the size of a peanut

No.84188

remember dropping that on ep 6

No.84189

thats fine the manga is better

No.84190

orly

No.84191

shaved off my moustache only beard remains

No.84192

yarly its moved me to tears several times and the art is really cute like i said i love these little foxes

No.84193

>>84191
nice muslim

No.84194

mmo ive been using the wallpapers of occasionally for a year and will never play comes out soon

No.84195

>>84193
do those raghead goatflippers do that my first thought was the amish

No.84196

that metallic smell of semen it smells like iron you could say its ironic

No.84197

im thinkin its fried chicken time

No.84198

nice nig

No.84199

Please stick it in mee thought about buying a watermelon last night

No.84200

heard a mousetrap snap in the basement went down there and it was still alive so i had to put it in a plastic bag and smash its skull in with a hammer i hope if i get injured someones merciful enough to do the same for me

No.84201

>>84200
the mansion will have plenty of plastic bags and hammers just in case

No.84202

completely lost my sexnorm desires

No.84203

now that im 32 i think its time to finally become a gamer

No.84204

gthg

No.84205

>>84203
nice what are you starting with

No.84206

its too late

No.84208


No.84209

got tenders drove through an actually quite heavy foxs wedding on the way back

No.84210


No.84211

guess youll have to prove him wrong how about a nice stream

No.84212

stream era is over grandpa

No.84213

the guy handing out orders would ask if you wanted any sauce when he did until my order some foid barely mumbled my number and didnt even look at me so i didnt get any sauce

No.84214


No.84215

these things come in cycles and its about time for streams to be coming back

No.84216

need to lose 60 pounds

No.84217

same but i cant stop feasting

No.84218

noticed the other day that my normulator has stream functionality built in cant game until i figure out the settings of course but its possible

No.84219

rape that foid

No.84220

what happened to the ffvi stream i was promised or was it iv i dont remember

No.84221

never promised but i never finished ii and i forgot what i was doing anyway its been too long to remember

No.84222

we got a nice long stream the other day dont get greedy

No.84223

>>84221
are you reneging

No.84224


No.84225

>>84217
for me its mom raging when i eat smaller portions so if i dont get a big ol helping and lick the plate clean then we have a problem

No.84226

nice feedermom

No.84227

mommy wants her boy to be plump and docile

No.84228

>>83832
started rewatching this

No.84229

uh you cant just rewatch

No.84230

its damn good

No.84231

dont believe you watched it the first time

No.84232

uh yeah i can sigh would love to watch it with the bros but thats just NOT possible

No.84233

i didnt watch it the first time i latenormed it in 2014 but im NOT sure what youre trying to say

No.84234

mom wants to talk

No.84235

uh oh

No.84236

mystgaj

No.84237

i dont believe you

No.84238

havent watched a single anime in the past 10 years

No.84239

thats fine its NOT like i have anything to prove you can check my mal if you care

No.84240

gamed too hard this year and havent kept up with anime

No.84241

im trying to find a nice game and watch balance i think this is like when norms talk about work life balance

No.84242

changed into shorts and NOTiced a ton of ingrown hairs all over my legs starting to freak out

No.84243

always wondered how id look if i wasnt a fat blob

No.84244

>>84242
ive got those too and patches where the hair is shorter its from wearing pants all winter

No.84245

>>84243
im in the process of finding that out currently my dick already got longer

No.84246

pic

No.84247

only fat because im unwilling to exercise

No.84248


No.84249

sigh always miss the best shows when they air because i was too busy watching utter trash instead

No.84250

NOT that id know that theyre the best most of the time because i didnt watch them

No.84251

skipped bocchi no rock and lycoris recoil and only picked them up halfway because of ota

No.84252

have jod to those lvely ladies no small number of times

No.84253

>>84251
but those are shitty teenime for norms youre not supposed to pick those up

No.84254

im teen

No.84255

regret NOT watching ssss gridman when it aired now i might never be able to

No.84256

the latest is oshi no ko i didnt even NOTice it when it aired but that guy on ota said its the hit new normime im gonno feel left out when i go to anime club now maybe i should watch before the second season airs

No.84258

assassassass assman

No.84259

heart rate is 186 and theres a stabbing pain in the left side of my chest but still breathing ok so daijobu

No.84260

is that a little or a lot

No.84261

spose ill game

No.84262

listening to some miku music to hype myself up for the stream

No.84263

eating pancakes i dont have any syrup do i sprinkled some brown sugar on them

No.84264

uh stream what stream is someone gonno stream

No.84265

no idea what my heart rate is

No.84266

results are in had been dreading this but only gained 2 lbs in the past month

No.84267

gonno grill more chicken

No.84268


No.84269

thats strange i dont recall asking for a pic

No.84270


No.84271

drinking chocolate cherry dessert wine

No.84272

are you a girl

No.84273

idk

No.84274

carbcrashed

No.84275

carcrashed

No.84276

mom told me sisters father in law crashed his bike and broke 3 ribs so she warned me to be careful

No.84277

never been in a crash never been in an accident never been pulled over wouldnt even know what to do if it happened other than panic and call mom

No.84278

youd rage and sperg out hard

No.84279

last crash was in 2019 with a woman who just wanted to leave immediately but made her stay until police got there think she didnt have insurance

No.84280


No.84281

zippered my pubic hair into my cargo shorts thatll wake you up

No.84282

i cant wear shorts

No.84283

got all my pubic hair lasered off in his honor

No.84284

ive got more than just a head full of hair

No.84285

told mom to not buy me anything with zippers again

No.84286

>>84282
why NOT

No.84287

dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.84288

eating more pankeiki

No.84289

saw a pierogi restaurant once and fantasized about someone posting mom made rogi but no one ever did

No.84290

they dont have the brand i like at the store anymore havent had any in years

No.84291

i dont live with mom anymore

No.84292

kowai

No.84293

even if mom was capable of cooking id throw those grains back in her face

No.84294

mom said i was bringing back too many girls and kicked me out

No.84295

read some old himasugi threads

No.84296

sigh cant bring meself to do it

No.84297

post some highlights

No.84298

this medium was designed to be ephemeral we strayed too far with the archive stuff

No.84299

been living alone for 2 years and theyve been the best years of my life had no idea how much living with mom was inhibiting my ability to relax and b myself

No.84300

havent strayed too far its me personal archive was just sighing at how fast people were posting

No.84301

will never forgive normseki for deleting all the photos and breaking his promise to link to an archive

No.84302

its time to stop dwelling in the past and live in the now

No.84303

the past is the only good thing about life

No.84304

as the great philosopher satanichia once said those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it

No.84305

but if you focus on the past youll be more likely to do those things again we need out of the box thinking

No.84306

>>84297
https://files.catbox.moe/mnxv3u.png
spotted this one and remembered the guy who saw gits with his bro last thread wonder if its the same guy

No.84307

really hope tokiko isnt posting here

No.84308

no chance in hell am i a cordteen fuck you

No.84309

bh

No.84310

almost joined the cord but was too scared to pick a display name and then the invite link expired

No.84311

do you want me to post an invite link

No.84312

no i want you to die

No.84313

sure

No.84314

think you can use permanent invite links if you get enough boosts

No.84316

ban

No.84317

where do i enter this in my xchat client

No.84318

sigh irc

No.84319

guess ill jerk for a bit

No.84320

no dont

No.84321

im not gonno bother trying to nojo today ive already wasted time opening tabs

No.84322

i dont even close them myself

No.84323

thats not an option for me im already maxing out 16gb 90 percent of the time

No.84324

glad i upgraded

No.84325

falling for the meme was an upgrade

No.84326

i cant believe theres no game dungeon

No.84327

ari nashi nashi ari

No.84328

forgot to post about moms tater rogis a few days ago forgot to post at all today

No.84329

i know i was waiting for you to post

No.84330

borrowed an indie game ill likely never play

No.84331

Brilliant! Excellent! You are the winner!

No.84332

bored guess ill go raid the fridge

No.84333

may have just killed my drive writing pornographs to it constantly for the last like 6 hours

No.84334

>>84326
you know what my good friend naruto would say in this situation

No.84335

guess ill random a pair of movies then snooze

No.84336

when it comes to ntr i always self insert as the bull

No.84337

>>84335
id do the same but the problem drive is the movie drive

No.84338

dont you have a streaming account

No.84339

im cumming

No.84340

NOThin but trash on there i dont even really care if it is dead i just transferred 200gb of remuxes off the other day i really only need a list of what was on it if i can get it

No.84341

guess ill snooze and lose in that order

No.84343

sigh

No.84344

i need you to put me in a trashbag and slam me against the wall until i die and then dump me in a hole

No.84345

randomed bring me the head of alfredo garcia it really riled me up gonna game now im feeling full of power and vitality

No.84346

had an argument with mom dream

No.84347

had a butchering moms corpse and devouring her flesh dream

No.84348

why lie

No.84349

need to usurp mom

No.84350

got my drivers license now im a certified biker

No.84351

got my neet license now im a certified faggot

No.84352


No.84353

thinking about how much i hate subhuman third worlders

No.84354

what the flip do i do im tired of doing nothing what do i flipping do its been a decade of nothing i need to game or something

No.84355

>>84353
whats to hate

No.84356

im subhuman first worlder

No.84357

>>84354
simply stream

No.84358

they ruined the interwebs

No.84359

>>84347
weird just woke up from a beat the shit out of mom and bomb the neighbors house before blowing my head off with a shotgun dream

No.84360

sigh this is why we need gun control

No.84361

i think we need to legalize rape

No.84362

pc crashed as i was copying files to my backup

No.84363

now my drive wont flipping mount why NOT just flipping shoot me already

No.84364

mount these nuts

No.84365

>>84336
i self insert as the girl

No.84366

when i read ntr i always naturally self inserted as the cuck i only later found out that most guys self insert as the bull and im just a dumb beta cuck

No.84367

i dont read ntr however i do insert as the girl in other contexts

No.84368

find it easier to self insert into yuri than into normal romance

No.84369

that only goes for yuri written for a male demographic mind you

No.84370

drinking coffee

No.84371

eyelid twitching again its been doing this a lot lately

No.84372

phew made it to the airport in time only 10 more hours to my flight

No.84373

where ya headed

No.84375

uh youre one to talk

No.84376

>>84371
used to get that a lot but it suddenly stopped been a while

No.84380

its a flipping raid

No.84381

shut up homo

No.84382

love walking to the kitchen and having mom remind me that im a fat short ugly balding 30 year old loser with bad skin and no job that never exercises and she wonders why i prefer quick meals in the air fryer that take 3 seconds to prepare

No.84383

sigh gained back the 10lb i lost a couple months ago

No.84384

im a tall thin average looking full head of hair 30 year old loser with good skin and no job that exercises each day

No.84385

are you taking bf applications

No.84386

cant imagine having a gf would be worth it even if one was just handed to me

No.84387

i didnt say gf

No.84388

talked to a pink haired girl at an airport cafe she let me have a biscuit she was gonno throw away as she was closing shop for the day

No.84389

love harassing foids until they give me food to make me go away

No.84390

id rather take the piss out of people irl than the himacord jannies

No.84391

whats hima

No.84392

utterly foul gas rn feels like its gonno be more than gas each time too

No.84393

its either the milk i drank or the expired beef i ate hopefully

No.84394

drank half a bottle of wine

No.84395

only wine i like is rice wine

No.84396

sigh those dumb japs flipped up their payment system now i cant even resub to xiv

No.84397

theyre doing you a favor

No.84398

been working through the food in my cabinets to prepare for moving out still have a big bag of flour to get through

No.84399

never play ff for teens

No.84400

wish i had a kawaii imouto

No.84401

its NOT that great

No.84402

glad i dont have a sis wouldnt be able to stomach knowing some norm will flip her

No.84403

already know that aneki has been flipped countless times but ive come to peace with that

No.84404

i want to feast and i want to lose weight sighing hard

No.84405

purge

No.84406

i also want to keep my teeth

No.84407

somehow cut my finger and it hurts a lot why is this happening

No.84408

pic

No.84409

>>84403
why havent you introduced her to me

No.84410

you are NOT worthy

No.84411


No.84412

you need some lotion

No.84413

doesnt look that bad

No.84414


No.84415

weird how i can tell when a drawing is of a vtuber despite NOT knowing who any of those camgirls are i guess theyve just got a unique vomitous style

No.84416

same with when its from some corean or chinese mobage

No.84417

>>84412
he needs some milk

No.84418

been playing a nice mobile gachagame lately im rank 27

No.84419

young sisters will one day grow up

No.84420

it better be pure japanese bred NOT some gook shite

No.84421

allergies acting up

No.84422

caught myself fondling my balls without thinking

No.84423

ban appeal denied Please stick it in mee steamed

No.84424

got nothing that i want to do game watch anything sigh hate when that happens

No.84425

love when that happens have you tried lying on the floor for a while if for some reason youve got energy you could go for a nightwalk too

No.84426

its too cold outside ill try floorlaying

No.84427

go to hell coldbrag

No.84428

cramping bad

No.84429

bedtime

No.84430

reading uzaki they finally had sex

No.84431

google says my eyelid twitching may be because of stress sigh im just NOT cut out for modern living

No.84432

dropped a peanut on my lap and through my boxer fly couldnt find it so im back to snacking

No.84433

snack on deez nuts

No.84434

almost bought protein bars today

No.84435

i dont need to be a carnivore to know that that shits manmade poison

No.84436

mom told me to eat more protein but just couldnt bring myself to buy them today

No.84437

how about eating some real food for once in your life

No.84438

i have college aged girls for breakfast

No.84439

shut up homo

No.84440

i interact with college girls at work all the time its NOT that great

No.84441

pics

No.84442

phew spermed to a nice wada wau doujinshi

No.84443

>>84389
her name was cynthia if anyones interested

No.84444

she sounds cute

No.84445

thanks she said she likes playing terraria with her girlfriend

No.84446

sigh terraria came out over 13 years ago

No.84447

remember when terraria was still just a kickstarter

No.84448

woke up and my foot is a weird color

No.84449

thats a sign that its time to game

No.84450

gamed some wily beast and weakest creature

No.84451

damn good birthday sheep

No.84452

never been a sheep fan

No.84453

burping really bad

No.84454

need to be burped

No.84455


No.84456

nice jop dog westaboo that only watches south park and star wars dubbed

No.84457

reading slow start

No.84458

makin some soba

No.84459

eating with chopsticks

No.84460

eating sugar on carbs

No.84461

drinking brown water with bean squirt

No.84462

dont know what that is

No.84463

tired

No.84464

im retarded

No.84465

i need to be fucking dragged out being the barn and shot

No.84466

making rolls

No.84467

roll turned out its sorta crumbly like a biscuit

No.84468

if theres a baja blast is there an alto drain

No.84469

i dont get it

No.84470

es amusante

No.84471

i need to be tied to a pole and set on fire

No.84472

overeated

No.84473

nojod today

No.84474

feeling sick probably from the 2 cooked cups of flour i ate together with lots of fat and salt and cheese NOT to mention those noodles and that oatmeal from before

No.84475

sipping coke zero and eating chicken nugs

No.84476

maybe mom was right about keto

No.84477

ya id be happier NOT eating carbs but thats NOT an option right now

No.84478

upgraded the internet speed to a blazing fast 150 mbps

No.84479

thats nice i got 300mbps

No.84480


No.84481

think ive got about 90

No.84482

the bragguy

No.84483

look upon my throughput and weep

No.84484

crying

No.84485

>>84479
>>84480
die speedmog

No.84486


No.84487

drinking sweet red lime wine in my yonsei university glass

No.84488

drinking barley tea brewed in a reusable plastic bottle

No.84489

it says bpa free on the bottom though so its safe

No.84490

rubbing my nipples

No.84491

have you tried pinching

No.84492

nah

No.84493

i have some clamps i could lend you

No.84494

accidentally bulk renamed files the wrong way throughout my whole music collection fml

No.84495

cant tell whos more pasted the clamper or the renamer

No.84496

radio guy renamed all his files with english translations

No.84497

>>84495
you dont have to decide because those are both me

No.84498

love spending 4 hours deciding which doujin to jerk it to then only jerking it for 2 minutes

No.84499

its the edging that matters NOT the climax

No.84500

edging in ohio

No.84501

didnt open my browser yesterday at all or today until now which is the longest ive been offline in at least two years

No.84502

there was a big increase in post quality

No.84503

nah i was still posting

No.84504

thats the winning combo we need less of me and more of you

No.84505

you wouldnt be saying that if you saw the garbage i post when noones around

No.84506

cant believe how insanely hot it is in my room should have put my ac in but i was too lazy

No.84507

gaming on the final boss i grinded so i can do it with my eyes closed and its late do i can barely stay awake didnt even NOTice id killed him and missed the cutscene

No.84508

cant tell if somethings wrong with my video playback and if im getting screentearing or not what a hell i live in

No.84509

have you checked your eyes

No.84510

beated the game phew im wiped

No.84511

>>84506
what a coincidence i fired up the ac today myself its getting a bit chilly inside now so i put on warmer clothes

No.84512

>>84509
ya i have 20/25 or some shite i dont know

No.84513

ate penis butter sandwich

No.84514

basically became an ascetic

No.84515

its pronounced autistic

No.84516

mom was sleeping in my bed now my pillow is warm sigh

No.84517

guess ill snooze with mom

No.84518

do you live in a trailer

No.84519

society: DUDE YOU NEED TO BUILD A CAREER AND FIND A WIFE *SOYFACE*
me: NOPE. IMMA NEET. *TROLLFAEC*

No.84520

wouldnt mind living in a trailer if it meant owning my own home

No.84521

the hima mansion had to be downgraded to the hima trailer

No.84522

been playing elden rang again before the big dlc release and i have to say it truly is the best game ever made god bless from software

No.84523

never played

No.84524

woke up lojod

No.84525

same

No.84526

love childsnap at 4am

No.84527

might break my nocrack today might NOT ill see how things play out

No.84528

how about i crack your back

No.84529

do you mean a massage yes id like that very much

No.84530

minami ke is at 485 chapters and still going strong

No.84531

how about i rip apart your buttcheeks

No.84532

showered and scrubbed my eyeball too hard and now it hurts

No.84533

im unemployed

No.84534

im between jobs

No.84535

i still havent reached sexual maturity

No.84536

same my fetishes are still evolving

No.84537

took a bath nude rn

No.84538

Twitch updated their VTuber attire guidelines, requiring them to follow the same rules as other streamers

crying

No.84539

I'm in between butt cheeks

No.84540

raid

No.84541

tired as flip guess ill make some coffee and still be tired but with a higher heart rate

No.84542

raid

No.84543

happy as flip because slept naked

No.84544

need to see your cock now

No.84545

did that too but not by choice it was like 87 in here

No.84546

meant to moviewatch last night but i did something i havent done in years and got so tired i laid down with a blog in my hand and woke up spilling it all over myself so i didnt

No.84547

doctor told me alcohol is the reason my test results were out of range but she didnt actually tell me to stop drinking

No.84548

shes probably a shareholder in the big companies

No.84549

love holding shares

No.84550

thinkin its aNOTher fried chicken night

No.84551

friar cuck

No.84552

changed my mind making cheesy bread instead

No.84553

playing some bloons

No.84554

starting to feel bloated even though i havent started eating yet

No.84555

almost 6pm and those flipping spics are still leafblowing

No.84556

bigot

No.84557

weird how im always running out of space now even with two monitors yet a decade ago when all i had was a 1366x768 laptop it always felt like more then enough space i didnt even maximize windows id have a video or music player web browser file browser and game open tiled next to each other

No.84558

i mena more than

No.84559

ate 3burg

No.84560

finished rewatching cried a little at the end again

No.84561

gonna start making my own filmjolk

No.84562

woke up
took a piss out my window
walked around naked in my backyard
squirted brown spicy mustard all over my chest

today was a good day

No.84563

*rubs mustard over 300lb body*

No.84564

cheesy bread is rising

No.84565

just ate a burger and some fries

No.84566

where was the pic

No.84567

they changed the scape combat system

No.84568

i hate change

No.84569

nice love going to the ``oldschool'' runescape webpage and seeing the two newest news posts are evolution of combat 2.0 and gay pride 2024

No.84570

die bigot

No.84571

how am i a bigot i just said i love it

No.84572


No.84573

shall i crack

No.84574

crack lest ye be cracked

No.84575

drinking mugi tea

No.84576

ran out of clonazepam

No.84577

my penis is rising

No.84578

pic

No.84579

NOT a fan of when a fuwafuwa anime makes the last ep all serious i can bear it if its the second to last but why would you end with a completely different style than what drew the viewers to the series in the first place

No.84580

cracked sigh cant claim to have NOT cracked in 4 months anymore

No.84581

what the flip how come noone told me sasaki to miyano got a movie

No.84582


No.84583

didnt know anyone here liked sasaki to miyano you should have posted about it before so when i saw the news i could have thought hb sasaki to miyano guy needs to hear about this and i wouldve posted about it

No.84584

i posted 17 screenshots when it was airing what more did you want

No.84585

eating cheesy bread its good

No.84586

fingers are going numb

No.84587

love when it gets so cold i can barely type

No.84588

taking that guys advice and trying to watch a movie having cracked

No.84589

think i added a bit too much cayenne

No.84590

always liked those things where you put a coin in and it circles around on its side until falling in havent seen one since i was a kid

No.84591

fuckkking queers

No.84592

gay is okay

No.84593

shut up homo

No.84594


No.84595

cracked

No.84596

got half a fifth of whiskey and some dry gonna enjoy a nice drink for the first time in a while

No.84597

for me its peanut butter porter

No.84598

you mean a tenth

No.84599

cracked but dont know if ill be able to finish this second can its foul poison

No.84600

>>84598
technically its a 350ml bottle rather than 750ml so its neither

No.84601

sighed

No.84602

are you saying you lied to me

No.84603

im saying i approximated for the sake of convenience and then you got technical about it so i had to give you all the facts at play

No.84604

then you mean its a seven seventy fifth

No.84605

girl asked me why im so literal once in sunday school

No.84606

weird muscle and jaw pains

No.84607

nailbiting

No.84608

thinking about what body part of a female id like to feel if i was given the chance to touch one but only one

No.84609

bored

No.84610

>>84609
are you looking for an activity

No.84611

would it help if i streamed forensic files

No.84612

can it wait for 30 minutes im watching a movie right now

No.84613

would like to feel a womans kitty on my tongue

No.84614

sister made a true crime podcast with her friend but never listened to it

No.84615

taking a huge dump all over the bathroom floor

No.84616

would pay a fair sum of money to have an ear cleaning i dont mean mine need to be cleaned but you can pay to get a massage because it feels good so how come there arent ear cleaning parlors too augh my tubes are killing me

No.84617

>>84614
why would she need to listen to it she made it

No.84619

i like true crime podcasts sigh wish i could marry your sis

No.84620

how do you know you couldnt have you tried asking

No.84621

feeling fat

No.84622

took 2 hours to watch a 1 hour movie

No.84623

thinking about how much better ghost probably was when i stopped posting

No.84624

remember one time about ten years ago it took me from around noon to four am to finish a two hour movie

No.84626

sigh sorry to hear 10 years ago i still had my attention span

No.84628

sigh everyones out at the club again tonight

No.84629

i dont have anything to post

No.84630

neither do i but thats NOT stopping me

No.84631

i have come to realize that i am a very lonely person

No.84632

i may be alone but im never lonely

No.84633

thats what i tried to tell myself too

No.84634

mom got some mini bags of cheetos at work gonno open them up and try to watch i think ill chug 4 beers first though

No.84635

thats done i cant remember why i downloaded it but scrubbing through the first dozen minutes or so has led to me changing my mind at least 3 times i just want it off the drive at this point

No.84636

ate a nice chicken bacon melt now i snooze

No.84637

if anyones wondering the first half hour of body heat is lame but then it gets good glad i stuck with it

No.84638

drinking cum and piss

No.84639

woke up feeling the effects of yesterdays feast

No.84640

guess ill shower

No.84641

woke up sore throat wrist hurts and feeling lightheaded

No.84642

wish i was lightheaded im heavyheaded

No.84643

im retard

No.84644

made coffee gonno watch

No.84645

still havent watched rebuild

No.84646


No.84647

rebuilds pretty great havent watched the latest movie yet though im saving it

No.84648

how can you say its great if you havent finished watching it when i say i havent watched it i guess i watched the first film or two but that came out like 17 years ago so i dont remember a thing

No.84649

jod now my day can begin

No.84650


No.84651

need to rape that baby

No.84652

big bro brought friends who never saw any eva before to rebuild 4 was pretty funny

No.84653

love going to the movies to watch anime with all my norm friends

No.84654

eating soba

No.84655

might make more cheesy bread it made me feel sick yesterday and then wake up with heartburn today but it tasted good

No.84656

tired of being soyboy

No.84657

ate an impossibru burger a couple weeks ago

No.84658

hungry and thirsty

No.84659

thirsty or thirsty

No.84660

recently ive been baking without following a recipe by just dumping in whatever ingredients i want its turned out good each time so ive been trying to push it to its limits think ive succeeded in making a failure this time the dough smells foul guess ill find out in a few hours after rising and shaping and rising and baking

No.84661

made more coffee

No.84662

in the mood to spend a few hours edging but i already jod today so that options off the table

No.84663


No.84664

Rick and Morty: The Anime is an animated science fiction sitcom series created and developed by Takashi Sano and produced by Studio Deen, Sola Entertainment, and Telecom Animation Film

No.84665

hate that part in rpgs where youre making good progress but hit a wall and dont know where to go to find an item and spend 3 hours walking the same area unintentionally grinding thinking about smashing the controller and cheating with a guide

No.84666

https://files.catbox.moe/kayyp8.mp4 sigh he loved hardcore cp

No.84667

>>84665
have you tried talking to everyone

No.84668

ya the manual says thats all you have to do but i think its full of shite

No.84669

have you tried revisiting every location and interacting with every object and then talking to everyone again

No.84670

ya but i just cheated two seconds ago theres dialogue hinting at what to do with the item that i would have figured out but NOThing about where to search i spent so long i overleveled and did the next dungeon a party member short looking for it

No.84671

quitter

No.84672

im 30 and have never done anything other than stare at a glowing rectangle

No.84673

ate one of moms keto vegetable bowls

No.84674

i take it back they do say exactly what to do i just didnt realize you were supposed to talk to moving fire sprites i thought they were an effect to show the place is on fire

No.84675

NOT a fan of drama it all feels forced probably because im emotionally stunted

No.84676

still havent played 2wewy

No.84677


No.84678

groan started watching a show and didnt NOTice it was one of those ones where the first ep was longer

No.84679

come to think of it thats probably why i didnt watch when it aired

No.84680

preheating the oven although the bread looks like shite

No.84681

well dough

No.84682

its edible

No.84683

tweaked my shoulder

No.84684

wish i was chad

No.84685

its NOT that great

No.84686

woke up mornin mates

No.84687

it isnt morning here in the first world

No.84688

watching popular anime

No.84689

>>84666
Please stick it in mee pasted

No.84690

who watches this garbage

No.84691

fondling my balls

No.84692

just realized all anime is the same and theres no point in watching anything beyond naruto

No.84693

havent finished reading naruto at some point i lost track of what was going on and stopped being able to follow anything

No.84694

although i did make it further than when i tried to read gintama guess im just NOT smart enough for shounen manga

No.84695

its all the same gook shite

No.84696

bored as hell

No.84697

Anime.

Anime is something that cannot be thrown around and labeled. Anime is something that needs to be enjoyed with an open yet philosophical mind. No anime like Lucky Star has done this to me and in such a tasteful manner. When I first started watched it I thought in my head "Hmm… this has potential". So, I continued on and let me say… the colors and the substance of this just took my mind and sent it off to the lands of the strong minded and the rivers of the deep.

Never has an anime made me think instantly "Masterpiece". I found most complain lack of action or just simple talk. No, they are wrong and do not understand the depth that Lucky Star is trying to tell you. If you hadn't noticed, the colors represent their emotions in their individual struggles. This is not an anime to be enjoyed by the weak and shallow minded but rather for those who are strong and intellectually able. So please pick up this masterpiece and watch it. Do not be swayed by the "moe moe~" image it tries to convey. This anime means business and it dealt business by crushing the charts and almost reaching Evangelion status.

Lucky Star gets a 10/10; I would rate it higher but I am chained by this mortal coil of a website.

No.84698

pasted

No.84699

need to rape konata

No.84700

you mustnt

No.84701

timotei

No.84703

im gonna do it

No.84704

do what

No.84705

what do

No.84706

got brainbleed

No.84707

normally browse the rectangle with the light on today im keeping it off had to turn down my monitors brightness

No.84708

finna head to bed talk to you faggots tomorrow

No.84709

i flip women

No.84710

die flipper

No.84711

i flip women

No.84712

die spammer

No.84713

im a flipper i flap

No.84714

wish i had finished flip flappers

No.84715

its NOT too late

No.84716

i dont it was boring as hell

No.84717

weird i watched it but i have zero screenshots

No.84718

i wish that was true but the circumstances havent been right for a long time

No.84719

that means its about time for the winds to change

No.84720

wish i had the superpower to NOT have to poop or pee

No.84721

same

No.84722

guess ill play some reach mahjong

No.84723

the tosser

No.84724

guess ill kill some time sperming

No.84725

its bad enough wasting time without killing it

No.84726

its impossible to not waste every second when i never learned what to do instead

No.84727

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uh

No.84728

the pleasure of being shat inside

No.84729

its over

No.84730

me and turt going to pick up some slutty bitches tonight

later broskis

No.84731

enjoy sucking their cocks

No.84732

still need to get my car fixed but cant make the appointment

No.84733

was reading about a virus they built into wangblows 11 that actually does what they were saying 10 would do and keylogs and screenshots everything into a plaintext database expect a lot more japs to get pwned they love that kind of stuff because theyre sheltered to how the world is

No.84734

you wont catch me installing wangblows 11

No.84735


No.84736

everyone working at a tech company deserves and needs to be murdered

No.84737

>>84727
sorry thats me ddossing the japs

No.84738

bastard

No.84739

dont understand how the taste of japanese curry powder can be so overwhelming add some of that to any dish and you wont be able to taste anything else

No.84740

woke up fomr a big fat nap

No.84741

what the flip did i already post about how 420chan wasnt brought back by that midget but now redirects to a gay sex communist forum

No.84742

what a coincidence i was just about to retire for the night

No.84743

i dont do drugs

No.84744

smuggling drugs to afford rent

No.84745

unemployed now but ill be moving back in with mom next month

No.84746

>>84743
nor do i besides caffeine corn syrup and alcohol

No.84747

dont think ive ever had corn syrup

No.84748

drank too much

No.84749

might eat the last of my calzone

No.84750

buffalo mozzarella

No.84751

>>84748
same but i dont let it get me down now im eating moon pies and milk until i can keep going

No.84752

guess ill snooze

No.84753

same

No.84754

dont bother waking up

No.84755

bleeding

No.84756

its that time of the month

No.84757

made instant

No.84758

todays headache has begun and its NOT even 9am there goes my sunday

No.84759

simply take a nice nsaid

No.84760

its NOT that kind of headache

No.84761

did some heroin

No.84762

it is happening again

No.84763

havin' a 'ccino

No.84764

gamed

No.84765

what game

No.84767

gamers are faggots

No.84768

FUCK

No.84769

language

No.84771

japanese

No.84772

wily beast and weakest creature

No.84773

made steak

No.84774

that gjetost is growing on me

No.84775

sorry for party rocking

No.84776

trying to clean up my music collection so that all the paths are windows compatible think i finally managed to fix the blatantly invalid filenames that just needed to be renamed but now theres like a thousand paths that are too long which is much harder to deal with since i cant just replace one character with another might have to deal with them manually

No.84777

uh music collection dont you have spotify or youtube premium

No.84778

true himabros use foobar2000 on a pc and thats it

No.84779

>>84777
no i dont listen to music

No.84780

lolnux is the new wangblows it dont have foobar

No.84781

ya it does simply fire up wine

No.84782

made moar coffee

No.84783

kinda PREDICTABLE that foobar2000 on gnu linux under wine is still better than any native gnu linux music player

No.84784

played rance i and ii and started iii but stopped in the middle that was a long time ago might be time to fire it up again

No.84785

83 degrees inside

No.84786

>>84779
that's because you're a faggot

No.84787

woke up mornin ghoty

No.84788

woke up showered now im sipping coffee

No.84789

raid

No.84790

hit my head hard on the corner of an open overhead cabinet door while checking the oven then knocked over my coffee grinder that burst open and spread coffee all over the floor

No.84791

>>84790
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.84792

youve been completely flippin owned

No.84793

well you dont need to rub it in

No.84794

gonno rub something in you if you arent careful

No.84795

no thanks i dont use sunscreen

No.84796

guess ill boil some sausages and eat a dog

No.84797

love eating dogs

No.84798

hate dogs and dognorms

No.84799

found an old sd card with some 11 year old pictures that are ostensibly of me but i barely recognize him

No.84800

have two broken sansa clips well i thought they were both broken but one of them lights up when i plug it in my heart lit up at the same time maybe i can still save it wonder if its just a dead battery

No.84801

love dogs and dognorms

No.84802

die

No.84803

you know i think episode 10 of kannagi just might be the best anime episode ever made ive probably watched it at least 12 times by now

No.84804

NEVER gonna LIVE

No.84805

love those crazy shrine maidens

No.84806

watching anime

No.84807

wish i had a good setup to watch anime

No.84808

you dont need that shite

No.84809


No.84810


No.84811

Please stick it in mee

No.84812

watched that anime good

No.84813

hes baste

No.84814

browsing my folder of 2013 and earlier mu memes and tardsnorting there were some good ones back then

No.84815

saw a philip glass concert like a decade ago i think thats the only live concert ive been to as an adult but i cant remember what was being played

No.84816

played ƒ‰ƒ“ƒX‚Pƒ_ƒCƒWƒFƒXƒg”Å

No.84817

took apart my ac for deep cleaning mowed the lawn and gamed this is the first time today ive opened my browser

No.84818

sigh your real life is beginning

No.84819

nah i just didnt get out of bed until 4pm all of those things along with dinner showering and sperming account for the last 7 hours

No.84820

nice offline spermer did your gf help with that

No.84821

no the several hundred gbs of pornography ive been organizing to free up space did

No.84822

hungry

No.84823

hungry or hungry

No.84824

hungry homo

No.84825

visbly fatter

No.84826

ive only been fat for 5 years im not used to it yet

No.84827

got my rayman noodles with 2 eggs do i get arrogant and try for a third movie night in a row i think ya

No.84828

what did ye watch the last two nights

No.84829

body heat and darkman of which the latter was superb

No.84830

big bro loves darkman

No.84831

theres no way they didnt just sit some tiny hat down and play the last 30 minutes to get him the spiderman job thats exactly what it was

No.84832

boss said i have good karma

No.84833

cant stop erping with ai

No.84834

woke up

No.84835

nice wordle today

No.84836

normdle

No.84837

FUCKING NORMS

No.84838

raid

No.84839

raid norm

No.84840

the pillowforter

No.84841

the pillowfarter

No.84842

farted CHEEZY goo out my anus
yum yum

No.84843

is turt advertising again

No.84844

cheesy goodness that's delicious and nutritious

No.84845

turt trying to squirt cheesy goo into your mouth

No.84846

trying to sort through and consolidate data spread across 26 hdds and sdds with varying levels of duplication the best part is when something breaks hours into a transfer

No.84847

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5GdBLqO4yw uh whys a 27 year old man still living with his parents

No.84848

drinking coffee

No.84849

>>84847
gonno send linus my basement setup and tell im 35 and live with my mom and never had a job and i still use a 500gb harddrive

No.84850

Gainax, known for producing the popular anime series "Neon Genesis Evangelion," said Friday that it filed for bankruptcy at Tokyo District Court on May 29.

its over

No.84851

>>84850
weeaboo faggot

No.84852

>>84851
ya thats me can i help you

No.84853

drinking mugi tea

No.84854

spread my legs and ripped my pants

No.84855

spreading my poosy

No.84856

finished ƒ‰ƒ“ƒX‚Qƒ_ƒCƒWƒFƒXƒg”Å i had some trouble because i had taken the time to fix the filename but that caused it to crash at a particular spot halfway through

No.84857

tinkle tinkle tickle puss

No.84858

bought some condoms online but theyre too small

No.84859

eating shells and tuna

No.84860

never used a condom

No.84861

jod using a condom a couple of times

No.84862

cant believe some men get to sperm inside vaginas

No.84863


No.84864

spilled rice and beans all over my pants

No.84865

started playing rance iii then i read theres an uncensored patch for the pc98 version now ive been setting up the emulator

No.84866

theres too much gameplay in rance i just wanna snap all the girls immediately

No.84867

im playing it for the plot

No.84868

might vomit

No.84869

havent vommed in years

No.84870

it burns

No.84871

threw out my 2 old broken pcs 4 mostly broken laptops a broken vcr and a dvd player and a whole bunch of cables sigh there goes the last 20 years gone but NOT forgotten

No.84872

guess ill crack

No.84873

cracked

No.84874

ripped apart my buttcheeks

No.84875

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.84876

groan normulator isnt displaying my position on the map now i have to set up aNOTher one and see if it works or if its hopeless

No.84877

itsover

No.84878

used to vom every morning back when ihaj it was grim

No.84879

managed to get dosbox working and the bug is gone but i need to spend like 2 minutes chanting the proper incantations every time i boot it up or something will be broken

No.84880

well mostly working because i cant get proper fullscreen to work but i can get it to play maximized without messing up the resolution which is good enough

No.84881

i always buy unsalted butter but i got some salted butter this time and its foul

No.84882

gsnapfruits at my store are priced like its 2030 so i bought some gsnapfruit juice instead since i thought it seemed like the better deal but it doesnt taste anything like the actual thing its like they took a bunch of underripe ones and mashed them down then boiled them with extra pith

No.84883

gamed all day only cheated one more time in my defense i wandered around aimlessly spamming no encounter spells for multiple hours before opening the guide for 2seconds and then got to play for 3 hours straight having fun again

No.84884

nice fun having casual gamer

No.84885

been having fun too but theres definitely nothing casual about the extreme gaming i do

No.84886

wheres the stream

No.84887

give me 10 minutes and ill fire it up

No.84888

can it wait for about 20 hours i need to get my beauty sleep now

No.84889

ok sure

No.84890

sigh all my body pillows have lost their fluff now theyre just lumpy

No.84891


No.84892

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.84893

never had a daki or any goods that unveil my powerlevel

No.84894

punishing myself with hot beer from the garage i dont deserve refreshment

No.84895

rewarding myself with reefer i deserve to feel comfortable and happy

No.84896

have a massive ingrown hair on the back of my skull

No.84897

made bacon

No.84898


No.84899

craving some marmite chicken

No.84900

just remembered that i forgot to post earlier that i gave myself a neetcut

No.84901

>>84898
Please stick it in mee pasted

No.84902

nothing pasted

No.84903

woke up

No.84904

>>84898
holy flip im never joing again

No.84905

what so youre supposed to watch a big sweaty muscled man when you feel like joing

No.84906

yeah thatll simmer down your carnal lust unless youre cool

No.84911

NOThing to report

No.84912

made chili from a can and cornbread from a box time to feast

No.84913

the chilis NOT bad in terms of consistency but it would be significantly better if they didnt sub out the flavor for salt

No.84914

internet acting up again sigh think i need to swap to a new provider tired of this shite

No.84915

pasted linux crashing and corrupting my hard drive

No.84916

shouldve installed debian

No.84917

woke up nuked some burgs n taters

No.84918

i need to be raped

No.84919

brainfog real bad probably because i cracked last night thats it im getting back on the wagon

No.84920

woke up might try gettin flipped up and gaming all day again

No.84921

might try getting flipped myself

No.84922

stared

No.84923

guess ill mow

No.84924

youre killing the bees

No.84925

tired and craving sugar so i made some instant pancakes and added instant coffee to the mix then covered with butter and sugar

No.84926

i need to be hanged from a lamppost

No.84927

i own exactly 2 anime bds and 1 vhs but i no longer have the technology to play them

No.84928


No.84929

i always assume youtu.be links come from people posting on their phones

No.84930

im posting on my iphone from my gfs dorm

No.84931

its dunk

No.84932

i better not see any green bubbles in the group chat when were coordinating the meetup

No.84933

had to buy a new vhs player recently so the collection doesnt go to waste

No.84934

own several records but never played them although i do have a record player ive never used

No.84935

drinking gsnapfruit juice

No.84936

another firefox update cant wait to see how theyre going to break my addons and make my experience immeasurably worse this time

No.84937

normfox

No.84938

im on 94.0.2 and thats only because it updated out from under me before due to some unfortunate circumstances

No.84939

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.84940

vhs player dad bought from circuit city 26 years ago still works

No.84941

guess i was being a negative nancy they fixed one of the irritating visual bugs they introduced 2 updates ago

No.84943

nice frequent updater

No.84944

dont be a broom

No.84945

stick a broom up your ass

No.84946

nice frequent updater

No.84947

gaming

No.84948

do NOT make me rape you

No.84949

gamers are faggots

No.84950

ill have you know ive had sex with several women in this game

No.84951

gaming norm

No.84952

my body reeks and is covered in crusty dried sweat

No.84953

pic

No.84954

weird how i can be real horny one day and NOT jo but then NOT be horny the next day

No.84955


No.84956

im horny every day

No.84957

died to a mimic

No.84958

>>84893
its just a white body pillow or at least it used to be its yellowish by now i just cant sleep without hugging a pillow anymore

No.84959

vernix caseosa,

No.84960

raid

No.84961

a raider must raid

No.84962

ate tuna melts couldnt finish the second one it was too oily

No.84963

never had a tuna melt ive got some tuna but no bread i could make bread but i dont have cheese for melting

No.84964

ate an unripe banana

No.84965

creampied a tissue

No.84966

love seeing how far i can stick the banana down my throat

No.84967

>>84966
gamer

No.84968

went fission again at the same place looked down once and saw a snapping turtle swimming by me spent about an hour right on top of the same fish and when i finally got it i tarded out and yanked it so fast it just ate the worm not the hook

No.84969

this is what the kids are watching these days https://youtu.be/xC32g0BdXYo

No.84970

sigh he loved keeping tabs on the kids and whats hip

No.84971

skipped

No.84972

keep getting shamed for my life choices but at least im a sentient human living by my personal choices meanwhile my brothers were born then went to school finished hs joined college and are going to graduate marry someone have a child or two finance a car mortgage a house for 30 years retire and die like drones theres no authenticity the true self is completely missing

No.84973

wish i was authentic

No.84974

so what youre telling me is you did it your way

No.84976

feel like watching but i dont want to hook up the external

No.84977

suppose ill make a quesodilla and find something ive got another ac to clean by sundown tomorrow

No.84978

>>84974
ya im doing what i have to do

No.84979

havin some hwiskey and diet vanilla coke

No.84980

gotta love vanilla coke damn good stuff

No.84981

if your gonno drink rotted maize water do it straight up

No.84982

uhh i said its diet this is a nice flavored aspartame water

No.84983

i have aspartame and microplastics in every organ and every vein in my body

No.84984

woke up again

No.84985

die waker

No.84986

bleeding

No.84987

die bleeder

No.84988

sipping hot brown bean juice

No.84989

die beaner

No.84990

you cant just tell everyone to die

No.84991

i cant breed

No.84992

loading up my newly organized music collection into foobar i couldnt fit it all on one drive so this is just the first part hope it doesnt crash like it used to

No.84993

yeah im thinking italian maybe brajole

No.84994

i look forward to the pic

No.84995

my first time will have to be with a 13 year old girl so it can be authentic do you think little girls like 40 year old obese men

No.84996

you shameless sexual offenders are the reason so many unnecessary laws get passed

No.84997

tired made coffee

No.84998

need to be crucified

No.84999

i need to be loved

No.85000

gaming

No.85001

get out of here gamer faggot

No.85002

whered you even come from

No.85003

thats none of your business you fucking nerd

No.85004

whatever norm

No.85005

ghota is a gaming collective if you dont game thats fine but you must respect gamers and gaming culture

No.85006

groan missed some cgs because i didnt realize the game would just arbitrarily NOT let you revisit an area for no reason

No.85007

went fishing with dad today

No.85008

tried gaming earlier but it felt like a waste of time so i stopped

No.85009

>>85008
so you stared at a wall instead

No.85010


No.85011

phew

No.85012

woke up hey guys hows it hangin

No.85013

car keeps warning me that it was supposed to get an oil change 4200 miles ago but it runs just fine

No.85014

i need to see a mechanic but i cant

No.85015

you need an attitude adjustment

No.85016

no i need an alignment adjustment and possibly new tires

No.85018

on a motorbike you can easily adjust and balance the tires yourself either with a special spray can or using small weights

No.85019

shut it carnorms

No.85020

i Drive

No.85021

never did alignment before the shop said they do like free alignment checks 60 miles after a rotation but drive 80 miles a day and cant be bothered to spend anymore time at the shop

No.85022

need to be violently raped with a knife in my ass until i bleed to death

No.85025

im just assuming i need an alignment i dont know the first thing about the cars but the steering wheel has been crooked for the past two years every since the last time i got ripped off at the mechanic it doesnt really bother me but recently the wheels have also been sliding as soon as theres a drop of water on the ground

No.85026


No.85027

bleeding again

No.85028

pic

No.85029


No.85030

>>85021
where the hell are you driving every day that far away

No.85031

nice blood of a virgin

No.85032

thats a fairly normal commute for an average working man wouldnt you say

No.85033

napped and flipped up my schedule completely

No.85034

foobar hasnt crashed yet but its loading my vgm folder now which is where it would die before

No.85035

trying to game but cut is right on the knuckle so it bleeds again when flexing my finger

No.85036

grinding using the auto battle function Please stick it in mee

No.85037


No.85038

nice botter

No.85039

NOThin bottin its built into the game

No.85040

might jo

No.85041

erogaming so i cant jo

No.85042

ate a delicious and fragrant organic apple

No.85043

havent had burgs in a while think thats gonno change in a few minutes

No.85044

made burgs theyre NOT very good

No.85045

sister wants me to buy a house with her and flip

No.85046

tell her you dont engage in such unethical business practices

No.85047

hate when im trying to edge and lose my libido

No.85048

>>85045
flip or flip

No.85049

you just said the same thing twice

No.85050

nah die pie eating contestant

No.85051

didnt reply for a few minutes and she sent aNOTher message saying it needs to be flipped

No.85052

think this instant pancake mix might be whats been causing me indigestion thats no surprise since its basically a box of poison

No.85053

always found boyish looking girls to be incredibly moe i dont think its gay because im NOT into girlish looking boys

No.85054

>>85051
get over there and flip her

No.85055

wha tthe flip its a raiddd

No.85056

?

No.85057


No.85058

pasted

No.85059

didnt browse or post yet today had way too much cawfee and started flipping out mom said it makes her sick to see me like that cleaned an ac threw a bag of moldy clothes under my bed out spermed and showered

No.85060

you need to stop making your mom cry

No.85061

she wasnt she was pissed

No.85062


No.85063

thought i almost let out a fart that wasnt a fart but when i went to the bathroom it turned out to just be a fart

No.85064

>>85062
fell for it were 11 days away from 6 months

No.85065


No.85066

bored guess ill sperm

No.85067

now i guess ill look for some food and a vid or two

No.85068

watching youtube vids

No.85069

might watch one meself until i snooze

No.85070

any hidden gems

No.85071

guess NOT ill just watch anime then

No.85072

today i ate food and drank coffee and then jerked it a little

No.85073

love anime dont know what id do without it probably wouldnt be alive

No.85074


No.85075

woke up lojod

No.85076

you cant just jo to lo first thing in the morning

No.85077


No.85078

piss is dark yellow

No.85079

you guys ever

No.85080

ya all the time

No.85081

hope pastaguy is okay

No.85082

>>85081
hes fine dont worry about it

No.85083

gonno cook tofu tonight

No.85084

egg over rice a little butter soy sauce leek

No.85085

got tendies didnt manage to get sauce again

No.85086

bought some umaibo

No.85087

ate 10 umaibo

No.85088

dont feel so good anymore

No.85089

believe i shall jong

No.85090


No.85091

whats NOT to understand

No.85092

what isnt NOT to understand

No.85093


No.85094

gonno sneeze

No.85095

browsing sexy images while completely soft

No.85096

in the head

No.85097

>>85094
gesundheit

No.85098

maybe he hasnt sneezed yet

No.85099


No.85100

woke up hey guys

No.85101

huffed some chemicals

No.85102

yeah never ended up sneezing

No.85103

gaming softly

No.85104

blinds broke 3 years ago and just got used to people seeing me game

No.85105

gaming furiously

No.85106

love playing eroge on the front porch

No.85107

finna snap

No.85108


No.85109

dont look at me like that you dumb little cunt

No.85110

watch your mouth

No.85111


No.85112

im potato chef

No.85113

belly rash is itchin bad

No.85114

its so flippin over but im too much of a kitty to end it

No.85115


No.85116

gotta piss

No.85117

cant stop touching my feet

No.85118

pic

No.85119

eating more instant pancakes

No.85120


No.85121

nice freaktoe

No.85122

vile

No.85123

feeling anxious

No.85124

was gonno skip dinner but decided to cook and stood there for awhile staring at the knife in my hand

No.85125

feeling uneasy

No.85126

nice osaka

No.85127

didnt mean to crack today but i did anyway weird i feel like i just swore id stop cracking

No.85128

need to flip a sexy lady stat

No.85129


No.85130

its called generalised anxiety disorder

No.85131

its called a natural response to my circumstances

No.85132

was talking about the beautiful young lady there what you have is probably caused by alcohol abuse

No.85133

that beautiful young lady is a boy

No.85134

Diagnostic criteria for 300.02 Generalized Anxiety Disorder
E. The anxiety, worry, or physical symptoms cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

this doesnt apply to me because i dont have any important areas of functioning

No.85135

same

No.85136

sister keeps trying different psych meds

No.85137

sis has been on a slew of meds for at least a decade i never understood why shes the biggest norm i know

No.85138

>>85133
no freakin way

No.85139

uh

No.85140

well crack or NOT i only had 3 beers in the fridge in the first place so i should be safe

No.85141

>>85137
that means the meds are working

No.85142

might buy some fruity wine tomorrow

No.85143

nah she hasnt even held a regular job in that decade and wastes her life smoking the devils lettuce

No.85144


No.85145

replace the word regular with any and she sounds like me you should introduce us

No.85146

i havent even talked to her since christmas

No.85147


No.85148

didnt read or post yet i got ot of bed at 5pm drank cawfee gamed ate dinner gamed spermed and now im typing this

No.85149

do that often

No.85150

gth nonposter i was lonely you know

No.85151

havent gamed this much in 4 to 7 years i normally just post all day

No.85152

uh wheres the stream

No.85153

been lightning hard for an hour but no rain

No.85154

>>85152
i linked it on mindhima isnt that 1 viewer you

No.85155

used to see lots of lightning on hot dry summer nights

No.85156

whats hima

No.85157


No.85158

the fact that no one commented on whatever that is makes me think its not worth my worthless time

No.85159

its epic

No.85160

he could have stopped them

No.85161

gonno play some online poker

No.85162

the intensity of those 2 dollar pots

No.85163

its NOT about the money its about the gamble

No.85164

decided im gonno buy lotto tickets tomorrow i need to get rich quickly

No.85165

wish a mildly attractive girl would let me eat her kitty

No.85166

ever touching or speaking to a girl is completely off limits for me unfortunately because i dont work in an office making 6 figures or at all ive made peace with it

No.85167

guess ill snooze

No.85168

hope you bros will send me some money after winning it big im counting on you so i can retire

No.85169


No.85170

gaming way too damned hard to snooze

No.85171

>>85166
i talk to girls every week for example the checkout lady

No.85172

uh checkout lady dont you use self checkout

No.85173

accidentally watched a 3d japanese girl playing gta rp then a male voice started talking with her and 60 viewers left the stream

No.85174

funny you should say that i was out of milk so i just went to the store got some milk coffee liverwurst cheese bananas i used the self checkout but theyve just changed it in the last month or so so now it checks the weight of things you scan scanned the bananas last placed them in the bag and the machine started yelling at me that the weights were wrong first it told me i need to put what i scanned into the weighted area then it told me to take off the unscanned item the self checkout lady came over and said oh sometimes it just takes a while to update but it had already been a while so she said to just put it in the bag and then scanned her card so it would let me continue this is why im NOT really a fan of the self checkout if i go to a normal line i might have to talk to the person but i can just say the lines ive rehearsed but at the self checkout you never know what will go wrong so its just pure stress but at least i got my milk gonno make some coffee then watch

No.85175

what are you watching

No.85176

nothing right now but i watched the latest ep of yuru camp

No.85177

im fairly stupid

No.85178

reading a brief moe 4 panel manga

No.85179

starting to regret buying a hatchback because when open my windows all the junk in my trunk flies around

No.85180

i just dont store stuff in my car like a lowlife

No.85181

dont have a car

No.85182

nice busrider

No.85183


No.85184


No.85185

sex sex sex i want sex

No.85186

okay come on over

No.85187


No.85188

woke up waited a few hours then lojod

No.85189

squirted

No.85190

made coffee

No.85191

got folgers instant and its NOT very good the store brand i had before was better

No.85192

i was supposed to be the next isaac newton instead im watching anime until i die

No.85193

youre the isaac newton of watching anime

No.85194

imagine if your name was thor

No.85195

had a dream where someone came up with a unique idea and i started stealing it but then woke up and realized that person isnt real so i guess the idea is actually mine Please stick it in mee

No.85196

had a dream where i ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere

No.85197

cant run out of gas if you dont Drive

No.85198

my car gets 620 miles on a full tank

No.85199

i had just refilled my tank but there was some issue dont ask me what it was a dream luckily i woke up before panicking too bad

No.85200


No.85201

im unemployed

No.85202

mom retired and now she doesnt know what to do

No.85203

get a j

No.85204

im between jobs

No.85205

told mom to use her expert knowledge to work as a consultant helping organizations with regulatory compliance but she said no because nobody wants to commit to actually doing what it takes to comply and she would constantly have to be a bad guy enforcer

No.85206

moms ordering pizza wings tomorrow with extra w

No.85207

i could use my expert knowledge as a neet to consult these nuts in your mouth

No.85208

made tuna mac

No.85209

there is a mosquito somewhere in this room i cant nap until i kill it

No.85210

losing it

No.85211

gave myself a buzzcut

No.85212

got that feeling like a collapsing void

No.85213

im ugly male

No.85214

feeling fat

No.85215

drinking french toast flavored beer

No.85216


No.85217

youre thick and beautiful

No.85218


No.85219

>>85218
thats a fat cock

No.85220

pasted buckley

No.85221

gaming

No.85222

same

No.85223

didnt get out of bed until 3pm chugged cawfee started flipping out again spent a few hours grinding a dungeon now moms out getting fastfood burgs

No.85224

i get up around 7am every day

No.85225

flies are breeding hard

No.85226

i cant breed

No.85227

if the eugenics movement won i wouldnt have been born

No.85228

i am a god among men

No.85229

lord forgive me for i have cracked

No.85230

>>85224
being able to fully enjoy the peace and calm of night is one of the best neetperks though

No.85231

its NOT exactly by choice i wake up feeling nervous and cant fall back asleep doesnt matter if i snooze at 10pm or 4am

No.85232


No.85233

gee i sure love when a game ramps up the difficulty at the same time as a rescue your important party member arc so you have to grind and grind so when you finally get them back theyre completely underleveled

No.85234

wanted to finish this game tonight because i like the sound of closing out the week with it and starting the sequel tomorrow but this dungeon is tough

No.85235

what game

No.85236

dragoon warrior 2

No.85237

only played v vii x plan to play the original trilogy someday

No.85238

oops i meant viii NOT x

No.85239

damn good game

No.85240

feeling hot put on a forehead cooling patch just call me the chief

No.85241

bought another 350ml bottle of whiskey and some vanilla coke gonna sip it nice and slow while gaming and toking

No.85242

mowed

No.85243

emptied my three week old full piss bottle

No.85244

soyfaced at the new dawntrail trailer

No.85245

eating the last of my instant pancakes

No.85246

ate sketti

No.85247

tried squid ink spaghetti a few months ago dont know if i blogged about it it didnt taste like much probably was fake or just a negligible amount

No.85248

>>85243
got some 2+ year old vintages ive been waiting for a rainy day to dump in the yard meself

No.85249

love having a long cutscene before at least 4 consecutive battles where 2 have exclusive cg you can unlock but both of them are pure luck if you get it or NOT say hello to my friends capture save state and load save state

No.85250

save states are an unacceptable form of cheating

No.85251

what can i say im just a rulebreaker

No.85252

think im being told by the developers to grind in this area guess ill do that for another hour and see if i cant finish tonight

No.85253

developers developers developers developers

No.85254

frying up some tofu

No.85255

dad met steve balmer once

No.85256

wish i was as pasted as balmer

No.85257

hey bros woke up showered now im sippin some tea

No.85258


No.85259

somebody save that little baby

No.85260

fathers day this sunday

No.85261

>>85258
sigh he wouldve loved this pic

No.85262

wish i was her

No.85263

scared mom is going to surprise inspect my room

No.85264

love liverwurst used to be able to get big ones for cheap but now the only one i can find in stores is a tiny little thing that costs twice as much for half as much and isnt as good as what used to be available sigh just aNOTher thing that the norms have stolen from me

No.85265

no

No.85266

what do you mean no

No.85267

liver

No.85268

wurst

No.85269

>>85261
what makes you say that

No.85270

could have finished tonight if i kept trying a few more hours for good rng but i already did that most of the day gonno find something to watch

No.85271


No.85272

how can you look at a drawing of a child being taken advantage of sexually and then go ahead and casually remark that it gave you a bone

No.85273

i insert as the girl

No.85274

either way youre a twisted piece of work

No.85275

its not my fault i was born this way

No.85276

mom mentioned chuck e cheese and said it was obnoxious and i started ranting about arcade games she said she goes to a place where they still have a bunch and that shed tell me what they had might go there sometime soon

No.85277

need to self insert into a sexy little baby

No.85278

i have a ton of quarters in a plastic bag too from doing laundry when i was younger and pretending i could live on my own cant wait to feed those suckers into some sick shit like house of the dead 2 or silent scope or metal slug or mk2 or or

No.85279

soap box

No.85280

haystacks fever

No.85281

once i get my driver license im gonno go to that arcade an hour away and meet my gf

No.85282

the five of us will have buttsex

No.85283

hope hes giving it and not taking it and i really mean that

No.85284

bored

No.85285

cant do it with someone else

No.85286

same but not for long im amped up enough from normahol to get up plug in the external and watch something

No.85287

you cant keep drinking every day like that

No.85288

im liable to get twisted and game all damn day and night

No.85289

i didnt for 3 days i had 2 beers 2 days ago but that was like a little girl portion

No.85290

cut down from the equivalent of 1.2 fifths of liquor a day to 1 per week feelin a lot better now

No.85291

never been there ive had those 21 blog days many a time but im sane ive kept it around 45 a week since the start of the year

No.85292

feeling low gonno watch some colorful japanese cartoons to feel better

No.85293

completely threw my 20s in the garbage Please stick it in mee now im a worthless old man Please stick it in meehe

No.85294

you have more worth to me than all the norms in the world combined

No.85295

yeah well thats like your opinion man

No.85296

big bro didnt see the big lebowski until the ripe old age of 35 when he asked me if it was worth watching or not and i told him i was surprised he hadnt seen it before

No.85297

liked it the least out of all of their movies made in the 20th century even though i saw it first

No.85298

i liked it more than raising arizona at least

No.85299

ill give you that although i never finished it because i thought it sucked despite nicolas coppola being a beast

No.85300

Please stick it in mee cant argue with that

No.85301

feels like the cinephiles have been snobbing it up all over the place lately

No.85302

never watched any of those

No.85303

youre in for at least 12 hours of not wishing you had been aborted enjoy

No.85304


No.85305

im gonno go punch mom in the face while shes sleeping if thats not a how its made clip this is on you

No.85306

no dont do it

No.85307

too late she pushed me out of her room and locked the door shes talking on the phone

No.85308

you get whatever comes to you bastard

No.85309

i hear sirens but i cant find my dban usb uh oh

No.85310

i get it simply epic

No.85311

its happening like the kids said it would

No.85312

gonno jerk it to sexy ladies

No.85313

weird how when you think about it all of my successful cousins are the ones who had their moms divorce my blood relatives at a young age and the ones who didnt arent even real cousins theyre just moms rich friends kids no wonder i was destined to get anal vored into hell

No.85314

you got owned hard as a prank

No.85315

phew guess ill make some tea and watch a scape vid

No.85316

homuha banner

No.85317


No.85318

homoha

No.85319

whered they go

No.85320

im at work right now

No.85321

uh whyre you working on a saturday

No.85322

i work when i want

No.85323

might get tb later

No.85324

cats watching me jo

No.85325

a cat is fine too

No.85326

sister called and wanted to share life updates didnt know what to say

No.85327

and what have you been doing with your life

No.85328

eating cake

No.85329

pic

No.85330


No.85331

whoa

No.85332

cant decide between tb or dominos

No.85333

you promised

No.85334

got tb

No.85335

groan they forgot my drink which i noticed so i managed to get it but they also forgot the nacho cheese sauce and i didnt NOTice gee i only ordered the side of chips and nacho cheese

No.85336


No.85337

drinking coffee nao

No.85338

edged but my balls didnt feel like sperming so i didnt

No.85339

>>85330
missed it

No.85340

oog me jo me no sperm

No.85341

reading my to love ru artbook and ooging out

No.85342

die ooger

No.85343


No.85344

i could defiantly beat this off tonight but the question is will it take longer to keep running the path to the boss chamber until i get good rng or to grind another level to see if an extra 10 to 15 hp makes all the difference

No.85345

beat it or beat it

No.85346

dont know how long my game is might finish tonight might finish in a week

No.85347

im just gonno grind played for 2 hours so far today and got maybe 3 good runs meanwhile 25 encounters to the next level will take like 20 minutes

No.85348

i put buddyz underground without a sound

No.85349

hate when im jerking it and the inside of my foreskin dries out

No.85350


No.85351

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hmm let me think












nah

No.85352


No.85353

u shud definitely watch it their talking abot you

No.85354

summarize it in 10 words or less

No.85355

>>85349
gth skinbrag

No.85356

guess ill mow and make strokinoff for dinner

No.85357

its NOT much of a brag its just a normal part of the male body would you get upset if i talked about my fingers and toes too

No.85358

im sexcel

No.85359

weird how im hungry again so soon after that feast this happened the last time too im starting to think tb might NOT be very nutritious

No.85360

youve got the beetus

No.85361

no that cant be

No.85362

groan managed to get dosbox to do what i want but i have no idea how i did it that was fine for a few days but now i had to reset it because it was starting to stutter and naturally it saves no configuration

No.85363

woke up eyes are dry again its been unbearable for the past few days think im gonno go out and buy eye drops

No.85364

huffed some chemicals

No.85365

wish i could huff a girls kitty chemicals

No.85366

maybe you can have you tried

No.85367

no more blogs but ive got a tiny bit of brandy and some corean soju might sip

No.85368

horny rn feel a goon sesh coming on

No.85369

>>85362
what do you mena it doesnt save configs you can use a different one for every executable if you want

No.85370

i mena what i saida i dont know any of that nerd shite all i know is it was behaving one way when first opened it then aNOTher way by the time i closed it then back to the original way when i reopened it

No.85371

copy the default config and put it in the same place as the game then edit that one to the way you want it

No.85372

i didnt get what i wanted by editing config files in the first place

No.85373

sipping brandy

No.85374


No.85375


No.85376

>>85372
thats the only way to get what you want its a thankless job but somebody has to do it

No.85377

meow meow pussy

No.85378

>>85375
look at all that disgusting worthless fat get the flip out of my face bitch

No.85379

mogs me

No.85380

>>85375
think you could upload a larger .png for us next time you flippin tool

No.85381

Please stick it in mee steamed

No.85382

cant get hard

No.85383

only ever beat one 2hou game on hard

No.85384

tested my flexibility now ive got a bad headache

No.85385

probably wont finish this tonight im starting to rage at the realization that ill likely have to grind another 30 to 60 encounters just to stop frustrating myself

No.85386

you dont need to grind all you need is guts

No.85387

>>85378
more for me

No.85388

ive got the guts but the guts need fuel

No.85389

need to get up in some guts

No.85390

sipping some kora

No.85391

same

No.85392

havin a nice big fat mug of joe

No.85393

you cant just drink cola and coffee at 11pm

No.85394

wonder if this headache might actually be because of dehydration

No.85395

always drink a big glass of water before grabbing my joe or cola i want to sip not out of thirst it makes the act more authentic

No.85396

uh nobody drinks coffee for thirst

No.85397

for like a week or more now ive been waking up after only a few hours even with heavy cracking its really getting annoying i just want to get loaded and sleep like a rock is that too much to ask

No.85398

yes

No.85399

im not talking about your conscious perspective stupid

No.85400

:(

No.85401

>>85397
repeated heavy cracking is what causes that you know

No.85402

simply load up on benadryl id say a dozen blogs and a dozen pills should do the trick

No.85403

>>85401
nah i think its because ive been chugging hard instead of taking my time

No.85404

strange how much normahol i used to drink in a day i dont think id be able to drink a pint of blogka in an evening anymore if i tried barely drink now that it doesnt bring back the good times anymore

No.85405

jod like you wouldnt believe

No.85406

dont remember joing yesterday i mean i technically did at like 5am but not after snoozing and waking dont think i will today either

No.85407

cracked a can of chili with beans and cancerwaved it

No.85408

it was good

No.85409

spermed hard

No.85410

guess i will too and follow it up with a snooze mom reminded me like 5 times to take a shower but im not doing it

No.85411

i feel like im constantly fighting entropy

No.85412

normtropy

No.85413

im a trucel

No.85414

i always put a dash of nutmeg or cinnamon in my coffee

No.85415

how about a dash of male nut

No.85416

managed to snooze in

No.85417

worked out now its time for my 16 hour nap but working out again and repeating

No.85418

feeling hungover but havent drank since friday

No.85419

alcohol kills brain cells

No.85420

im a brahopeless romantic

No.85421

>>85419
is that why me talk slower now than earlyer

No.85422

might start conditioning my air tonight its been sitting on my floor and ive been stepping over it to get in and out

No.85423

ive found i feel better without the ac

No.85424

not me my room is too small to stay cool while also owning and using a desktop computer

No.85425

but ena said ac causes global warming

No.85426

im gonno od on heroin

No.85427

made canned chili and boxed corn bread

No.85428

its really NOT a good food for when its 85 degrees inside

No.85429

bhole moist rn

No.85432

hate talking to big bro when hes drunk

No.85433

woke up mornin ghoty

No.85434

hate it when big bro gets drunk and sexually abuses me

No.85435

phew nice birl

No.85436

my heart rate is down to 44

No.85437

>>85432
youre gonno hate the mansion

No.85438

laughing like a retard and drooling on myself at the funny posts and images on 4chan again

No.85439

there are no funny posts and images on 4chan you are just a retard

No.85440

what about the soy guy

No.85441

i saw a funny post on 4chan just the other day in 2013

No.85442

>>85438
care to share some gems

No.85443

>>85441
dont remind me about how last time i felt alive was in 12 years ago

No.85444

foot is going numb feeling dehydrated and about to throw up or pass out or both

No.85445

cant listen to bjork the music is shite

No.85446


No.85447

>>85446
thats so hot

No.85448

raid

No.85449

saw a dead cockroach

No.85450

groace

No.85451

the chinese chipotle girl smiled at me

No.85452

havent felt any emotions in a very long time

No.85453

>>85442
https://files.catbox.moe/r8n7h0.jpg
this one made me laugh really hard

No.85454

dont get it

No.85455

when you are an autistic manbaby that laughs at soy face for 10 years straight

No.85456

>>85445
what about the movie dancer in the dark

No.85457

>>85454
he likes pears

No.85458

swallowed down a big mug of joe

No.85459

made pear pie once

No.85460

swallowed my pride and became gay

No.85461

got some pride for you to swallow right here

No.85462

pride is a sin but everybody forgot about it

No.85463

i want to rape jeff bezos

No.85464

eating liverwurst and jarlsberg

No.85465

woke up late and knocked my ethernet down the hole in the floor plugging in a usb ive been to lazy to plug it back in all day

No.85466

grinding

No.85467

cant focus everything feels wrong need a benzodiazepine

No.85468

thought i had a big bruise on my forearm for the last few weeks started rubbing on it in the shower and it was a patch of dead skin ended up scraping a ton off of my other appendages was i supposed to be doing this regularly

No.85469

stomach is bruised where i hit myself yesterday

No.85470

did you get inspired by that harapan thread on the index

No.85471

didnt realize ted died a year ago or maybe i knew but forgot it

No.85472

>>85467
blankie

No.85473

there were posts you must have blocked the memory

No.85474

mustve skipped those

No.85475

my blankie is kept in a box in the closet its too tattered to use

No.85476

i need to be kept in a box in the closet and periodically beaten with a piece of rebar

No.85477

why

No.85478

just look back at a decades worth of posts and youll know

No.85479

i cant look at old posts because that means seeing my own posts

No.85480

cant believe its already been a whole year since ted died

No.85481

>>85426
hope NOT

No.85482

might eat some cheese

No.85483

watching non non biyori

No.85484

norm norm biyori

No.85485

take that back

No.85486

nah

No.85487

might be about to lose my 3 day no cracking streak

No.85488

>>85486
arrogant norm

No.85489

sipping some kefir with honey

No.85490

infused some milk with cannabis drinkin a reefer coffee

No.85491


No.85492

think my wisdom teeth are pressuring my jaw and giving me a headache it feels awful

No.85493

simply too wise but i refuse to have mine removed too

No.85494

just told some slavic fuck on the street to fuck off feels good

No.85495

picked up some trash from the floor

No.85496


No.85497

my great uncle had been conscripted to fight for the nazis when they invaded whatever country he was from then he tried to teach me german but dad wouldnt let him

No.85498

great grandfather fought with the nazis

No.85499

toes hurting a lot

No.85500

plumber installed new pipes but didnt test all of them so when mom ran the dishwasher it flooded and now the whole kitchen floor has to be ripped out and replaced

No.85501

>>85498
with or with

No.85502

>>85500
pasted plumber

No.85503

>>85501
you know

No.85504

i havent had sex in 36 years

No.85505


No.85506

nice rlm plagiarism

No.85507

sigh he loved cinemasins

No.85508

didnt snooze well but im up and making bacon

No.85509

sausage and peppers

No.85510

>>85498
NOT sure how thats possible unless people in your family all have kids in high school which sounds better than what happened to me but still

No.85511

my great grandmother was born in 1899

No.85512

starting to get enraged

No.85513

why

No.85514

cant believe people existed 100 years ago crazy

No.85515

starting to get extremely hot in my room even though i went to bed shivering

No.85516

im going to blow my brains out

No.85517

gin

No.85518

theres still so many games to play and anime and movies to watch and imageboard posts to read and make

No.85519

wish i had the courage to blow my brains out

No.85520

seems like a fine monday afternoon to violently jerk it

No.85521

havent jerked in 6 days been too depressed

No.85522

does not compute joing is one of my oldest copes for that

No.85523

it just reminds me of how pathetic i am

No.85524

i need to be tarred and feathered

No.85525

nah youre fine

No.85526

>>85498
he was a hero

No.85527

throat is sore

No.85528


No.85529

woke up mornin mates

No.85530

im worse than chris chan but no one will know because i dont post myself online

No.85531

did you flip mom

No.85532

went for a short walk

No.85533

shin hurts

No.85534

gonno go to sleep goodbye

No.85535

lost a staring contest with my cat

No.85536

got tb

No.85537

87 degrees inside im feelin it

No.85539

feet are tingling dont say its diabeetus

No.85540

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its flipping over

No.85541

randomed perfume story of a murderer last night it was fuh lippin epic

No.85543

starting to get flashing mental images of smashing my controller against the wall though im borderline overleveled ive got every spell and im still waiting for good rng after at least 20 runs of the final boss tower this is how the last one ended too but sucked nowhere near this hard and i dont think trying to grind would even raise my stats enough to matter which is the problem at the end of 1

No.85544


No.85545

doin a bit of grinding myself i dont need to but theres promise of new cgs if i do

No.85546


No.85547

sigh no woman will ever jo off to me

No.85548

how do you know they havent

No.85549

we got pushed to page 2 its bothering me

No.85550

thanks for sharing your call is very important to us

No.85552

cant cum

No.85553

its statically unlikely that no girl has ever jod to you

No.85554

its statistically unlikely that i would be a virgin at my age yet here i am

No.85555


No.85556

coming to terms with the fact that i may have wasted my life

No.85557

its all a big waste lets just have fu n

No.85558

i havent wasted it yet hell i havent even started it yet but let me tell you when i do its gonno be flipping epic

No.85559

sigh spent too much time focused on my career that i never had a chance to go out and find love

No.85560

its statically likely that no girl has ever jod to me

No.85561

what about boys

No.85562


No.85563

downloading a backup of all my pixiv follows

No.85564

NOT quickly enough however as i found many artists whod deleted all their works as i was collecting links

No.85565

ive got a bit of money in the bank how come there arent any women trying to seduce me and trick me out of it

No.85566

oh you were supposed to spam a stat drain spell at the end and kill him in 4 hits i also didnt notice an item i had reloaded mp so i really just wasted like 7 hours at the end of the game by trying to save time anyway started the third one but i have to read the manual first im too tard for the companion system

No.85567

why arent you streaming all your otabros couldve given you hints in the chat

No.85568

my ass is sore

No.85569

>>85567
i havent figured it out yet and im trying to get myself readdicted to gayming

No.85570


No.85571

decided to not be self destructive and made a salad but realized after i ate it it was mostly bacon grilled chicken cheese and ranch

No.85572

think i streamed jong one time

No.85573

hope he doesnt leave that guy hanging on a jo stream in 2032

No.85574

sigh wish i hadnt spent the last dozen or so years doing nothing

No.85575

wish i reacted to real life the way i react to the metal gear rising soundtrack i just need to get flipping pissed and plow through instead of rotting but i cant

No.85576

>>85574
you did more than any norm could ever realize and i mean that next youll say some scottish monk that spent 70 years trying to translate some old cool shite no one cares about wasted his life this is far more valuable

No.85577

sigh

No.85578

someday well be himamen again

No.85579


No.85580

i had mom hide all those hot fries from me and ive been asking her for one every few weeks but i just ripped through the basement to find them shes too predictable im only stealing one bag and ill have her rehide them again tomorrow

No.85581


No.85582

wonder if people hire ped looking male babysitters for their succulent daughters maybe i should post an ad on Myspace or something

No.85583

just say youre a flaming faguette in the ad the norms would never turn you down for fear of not being part of the borg

No.85584

my kindergarten teacher told mom she had to remind herself she wasnt arguing with a teenager when dealing with me and to adjust her speech no wonder life fucked me in the ass so hard

No.85585

now that the acs in my room im remembering theres an annoying green led right in my sight line

No.85586


No.85587

sigh wearing my oldest pair of sweatpants that mom wants to throw out because the ass and crotch are full of holes and so are the legs but i look at them and see myself as a carefree 19 year old neeting it up watching anime posting on the jay and eating frozen burgs and seefood again and cant let them go

No.85588

could kissing a girl on the mouth 15 years ago have changed my life experts in the field wont return my calls

No.85589

wish the sons of liberty were here now

No.85590

guess ill snooze

No.85591

extremely uncomfortable shites

No.85592


No.85593

gamed got a new high score

No.85594

new phantom brave crying tears of joy

No.85595

phantom norm

No.85596

im a ghost

No.85597


No.85598

thats ballhair

No.85599

sigh only have a month left to lose my virginity before i turn 30

No.85600

die tween

No.85601

sigh im a tween in hima years and an old man in norm years

No.85602

>>85599
just put yourself out there

No.85603


No.85604

wow its been a while wasnt expecting that one

No.85605

they changed something on normapedia or my fonts my default 133% zoom now looks too zoomed in and 100% looks like 133% did

No.85606

which one of you is the stupidest

No.85607

i am

No.85608


No.85609

im a liver i live or am lamys face or a niji

No.85610

whats wrong with me jod 3rd day in a row

No.85611

uh lamys face

No.85612

>>85610
youre becoming a man

No.85613

im a 30 year old baby

No.85614

NOThin wrong with that

No.85615

>>85598
i wouldnt mind if someone did that to me

No.85616

nothin manly about joing

No.85617

cant jo anymore i have ed im like the guy who cant game except i cant jo

No.85618

88 degrees inside

No.85619


No.85620

guess ill turn up the ac a little Please stick it in mee bring it down to a pleasant 68

No.85621

you dont need that shite

No.85622

think theres multiple but if you mean me ive gamed probably 50 hours in the last two weeks so there is hope but its just not the same

No.85623

games should be played for 1 hour every day

No.85624

>>85617
youre exactly like the guy who cant game except you cant jo

No.85625


No.85626

>>85623
nah thats too little time to distract you into feeling good

No.85627

>>85625
cured my ed thanks

No.85628

youre sick

No.85629

love hiro-chan

No.85630

gonno an hiro

No.85631

pixiv started showing me lots of sexy pics of hiro being choked

No.85632

she loves it

No.85633

nix takes 2 minutes to shut down wtf

No.85634

i know i would

No.85635

im a babyman so its ok if i flip baby girls

No.85636

makes logical sense go right ahead

No.85637

woke up hey guys

No.85638

wanna crack but shouldnt

No.85639

same but i cant unless mom comes home with a 30 pack i finished the last one yesterday

No.85640

i dont have any blogs but i have some corean normquor but i havent been sleeping too good lately and i think it might be because i started imbibing again i dont see why i bother since i dont enjoy it when i do it and i defiantly hate it after having done it but at the end of the day im still gonno do it guess ill open her up

No.85641

my problem is i enjoy it too much Please stick it in mee

No.85642

mom taught me how to make tacos

No.85643

go to hell enjoybrag i used to enjoy it too you know

No.85644


No.85645

drinking sofriend and gsnapfruit juice

No.85646

burned my tongue on a hot frozen dinner

No.85647

ive been priced out of frozen dinners

No.85648

uh how is it hot if its frozen

No.85649

heat it for 4 and a half minutes

No.85650

hope its a nice chef ramsay frozen dinner

No.85651

no its healthy choice mexican street corn

No.85652

uh healthy choice is this a flipping joke

No.85653


No.85654

die

No.85655

had that one before its good

No.85656

just remembered theres an option to speed up battles and ive been grinding like mad without using it i just might be retarded

No.85657

groan finally got a good feeling going for the first time in a while and ive run out of normahol

No.85658

i guess i have a mostly empty half a year old bottle of wine which is probably vinegar now

No.85659


No.85660

no girl will ever want me to stick my penis in her kitty

No.85661

you dont know that

No.85662

you know i had two girl friends once i dont mean girlfriends i just mean girls who i talked to and who talked to me when i was a teen that was the best year of my life

No.85663

>>85653
die cordtween

No.85664

tried that wine almost hurled guess ill sober up

No.85665

ate some meat and garlic

No.85666

lonely

No.85667

sounds like you need a big hug from me

No.85668

thats right are you on the east coast

No.85669

yeah the east coast of australia

No.85670

sorry i dont consort with abbos

No.85671

road trip next month im gonno Drive across america east to west havent planned anything out but i dont have any choice since i need to move back in with mom

No.85672

wonder if the address i have for turt is still up to date

No.85673

it is

No.85674

guess ill have to pick up some liquid ass and swing by

No.85675

its happening

No.85676

wonder how things are going in the ron paul timeline

No.85677

wed all be dead

No.85678

woke up sipping some mint tea

No.85679

have a bunch of tea i dont know what to do with more than i can drink

No.85680


No.85681

plucking out my facial hair

No.85682

>>85676
its going as good in that one as its going bad in this one im sure

No.85683

need to have consensual sexy lady sexy but the friends wont let me

No.85684

gamed a bit had to regrind my wiz back up to the level the other one was at because i realized i spelled radagast wrong

No.85685

sigh nnd is still not back

No.85686

got timed out for multiple refreshes for maybe 8 minutes glad its all good im gonno raid the fridge and look for a vid

No.85687

having a big bowl of captain crunch to make sure i hit my daily pesticide values

No.85688

guess ill watch the new project farm vid

No.85689

my babysitter is on im getting babysat

No.85690

changed my bedsheet i took the old one off last week and was just on the bare mattress since

No.85691

bloodybrushed

No.85692


No.85693

cant care enough to be an intactivist i think every baby born after 1989 should have been aborted anyway having my dick cut off as an infant is a pleasure compared to most things in life

No.85694

>>85692
die nazi

No.85695


No.85696

wonder if i could flip girls if i went to japan

No.85697

girls no….

No.85698

cant enjoy juneteenth when theres still one caucasian black man yet to be freed

No.85699

sigh

No.85700

got in the habit of throwing trash on the floor and cant stop

No.85701

vile

No.85702

>>85653
bau bau

No.85703

get cancer and die

No.85704

these chikfila girls are on aNOTher level she was very bright and cheerful asked how she could serve me today and afterwards said it was her pleasure

No.85705

every restaurant prior to the 90s was like that

No.85706

sipping beer from aluminum cans how did it come to this

No.85707

took a cool shower

No.85708

cool or cool

No.85709

groan forgot to pick up batteries there goes my gooning plans

No.85710

cool

No.85711

might rewatch flcl for a harukojo

No.85712

had chick fil a one time 14 years ago at cedar point remember it being okay

No.85713

shut the fuck up about food

No.85714

fnorm

No.85715

got ground beef

No.85716

why is there a mosquito indoors

No.85717

tired of brown people

No.85718

hello pencil neck dweeb

No.85719

love /vg/ make funnyposts there all the time been giggling like a tard for the past two hours

No.85720

begone shitstain

No.85721

nah

No.85722

too flipping hot to wear my cans hope noone outside hears me blasting anisongs

No.85723

nobody will hear you pulling the trigger on yourself

No.85724

saw 5 police cars within a 4 mile stretch 3 of them had people pulled over 1 was chasing with lights and 1 more was running radar

No.85725

saw a woman today

No.85726

went to walmart got some nice creepshots of a lovely little lady

No.85727

sigh youre taking sexual advantage of that poor little baby

No.85728

>>85727
she was asking for it

No.85729

>>85722
my monitor has speakers but its hooked up with dvi so i cant use them accidentally

No.85730

nice domestic violence interface

No.85731

extremely tired hard to even get up and walk dont know whats wrong

No.85732

its time to stop living and time to start rotting

No.85733


No.85734

gonno make a bacon cburg for dinner

No.85735

ill never get to touch a womans breasts

No.85736

whats stopping you itd be your word against theirs

No.85737


No.85738

i want to find a woman who will willingly let me touch them

No.85739

what about the thrill of the chase

No.85740

thats it fired up the ac

No.85741

crazy how 84 degrees can feel so cool coming from 88 degrees

No.85742

game crashed so restarted but now audio doesnt work and theres a weird smell behind the computer

No.85743

Please stick it in mee remembering the time my psu exploded

No.85744

eated mac n cheese n burg

No.85745

youre killing yourself

No.85746

uh you need food to live

No.85747

sound is working again think the smell is just from the trash on the floor

No.85748

for the past year or so turning on or off my ceiling fan would have a 50 50 chance of causing my audio to futz out and if i was running an emulator or watching something that would also freeze up and have to be restarted but recently it hasnt been an issue

No.85749

i need my ass to be creampied

No.85750

more of a throatpie guy meself

No.85751

you cant just pie a throat

No.85752

bought some ice cream sandwiches justified it by promising myself id only have one a day already had two and gonno have aNOTher two soon

No.85753

>>85751
are you sure about that i could post some examples

No.85754

2025 is gonna be the our year and the year of His return i can sense

No.85755

how long was he sentenced for that infos NOT on the docket i have

No.85756

uhh

No.85757

drooling

No.85758

started using flux again for the first time in like 10 years havent noticed if it makes a difference yet

No.85759

dont uhh me just answer the question

No.85760

about as long as its been since that guy last used flux but usually people only serve 50-70% of their sentences unless theyre gang members or the crimes are sensational

No.85761

so 2032 is what youre saying

No.85762

just wait till they find the rest of the bodies

No.85763

no

No.85764

feeling worse its like that squirmy feeling where youre about to throw up but across the entire body

No.85765

what do you mean no he checks both those boxes hes never seeing the light of day again

No.85766

i put pizza sauce on a tortilla and microwaved it with cheese its a pizzarito

No.85767

made a fool of myself yesterday and still cant get it out of my head

No.85768

what happen

No.85769

i dont want to talk about it

No.85770

i thought we were all constantly remembering and reliving every mistake and humiliation of our entire lives

No.85771

you need to stop living in the past

No.85772

the past is why i dont want to live in the present or the future but its still the only place i want to spend time

No.85773

i wonder why i was even born

No.85774

you should reinforce the idea of becoming a faggot

No.85775


No.85776

i can take an educated guess why i was mom had good intentions but reality and the norms had other plans

No.85777


No.85778


No.85779

thats true we are

No.85780


No.85781

guess ill sperm and then eat some sugar

No.85782

drank milk

No.85783

was trying to articulate a feel the gist of it is that ive always spent a lot of time daydreaming and imagining how to do things or how theyre supposed to be and that im always disappointed and it ends in failure when i try to do them in reality

No.85784

gonno watch some more non non biyori

No.85785

flossed me tooth for the first or second time since january it wasnt a pretty sight

No.85786

guess ill snooze

No.85787

ordered a new cpu it was marked down by 300 dollars

No.85788

nice what is it

No.85789

ryzen 5 5600x

No.85790

yes nakama part with your money dont think much into it

No.85791

think that was the one i was looking at before i remembered im destitute and if my computer breaks im taking a trip to goodwill

No.85792

now im snoozing for real

No.85793

my hyper weapon has adapted its shape and direction to fit my left hand i cant even polish it with my right hand anymore if a girl ever wants to spar i probably wouldnt even be able to aim it right

No.85794

what the flip how did you get access to that kind of technology

No.85795

wore my watch last night and the chart said woke up like 12 times throughout the night

No.85796

fighting this garbage os that is windows 10 for about three hours i cant install an update because of my recovery drive settings and winre.wim keeps disappearing from system32 after every restart so i just deleted all recovery drives and now im starting from zero flip this

No.85797

oh flip i fixed it ghosta just had to do everything manually in powershell

No.85798

nice job i simply wouldve given up and reinstalled

No.85799

neba gibe upu

No.85800

i gabe upu

No.85801

havent washed my pants since may and they still kinda smell like the hospital cleaner from my emergency room visit in early june

No.85802

throw em in the dishwasher

No.85803

threw my wishes in the wishdasher they were dashed to the ground

No.85804

if you got to this part ill have you know that i hate you

No.85805

dont care faggot

No.85806

ghota ghota

No.85807

faghota

No.85808

>>85796
get what you deserve updatenorm

No.85809

>>85796
the kids are saying youre supposed to use the ltsc one for cash registers and whatnot

No.85810

dont get what cash registers have to do with windows

No.85811

the norms have been subjected to like 40 years of microshaft propaganda so they put that shit on everything by default

No.85812

its the franks redhot of operating systems

No.85813

Please stick it in mee

No.85814

epic ultima online reference Please stick it in mee

No.85815

how about i stick a molten hot egg whisk up your ass

No.85816

they issued a boil water notice

No.85817

a retard alert has been posted

No.85818

walked past a buddy walking in the middle of the road wearing black pants black hoodie and a bandana or something so you could only see his eyes even though its 90 degrees out why are they like this

No.85820

shoot when you see the yellow of his eyes and the whites of his teeth

No.85825

guess ill game until the raids over luckily ive been able to lately Please stick it in mee

No.85831

remember that time there was some kinda strategy game general thread that moved here for some reason and they never talked about their game

No.85840

pussy ass niggas

No.85845

>>85842
It's a mixture of everything

No.85846

that's what they say about americans

No.85848

do a bit of schizoposting everyone suddenly thinks youre raiding learn to appreciate your little safe space while it lasts ratmen

No.85849


No.85852

love seeing himas safe space get invaded

love seeing hima posters tormented

No.85853

bully me harder need to be punished

No.85854

you cant raid us we are the raid

No.85855

finner watch dragon house s2

No.85856

shut up homo

No.85857

>>85854
not anymore you're NOT

No.85858

bully me harder need to be punished

No.85859

you cant raid us I am the raid

No.85860

got blogs

No.85861

I am the raid

No.85862

listening to caramelldansen

No.85863

tinkle tinkle tickle puss

No.85864


No.85865

tickle pussy

No.85866

little lady wearing spats at walmart today

No.85867

GAY WEEABOO DANCE

No.85868

tickling pussy

No.85869

the leaves shimmer green with spots of orange

No.85870

all that glitters is not gold

No.85871

where's the POOPy???!?

No.85872

still NOT flexible enough to autofellate i can barely get the head in at least i can drink my own piss

No.85873

drank an energy drink to give me some pep as i sit in my chair motionless for hours twiddling my thumbs on a game remote

No.85874

>>85849
what the flip didnt know he was still making music and with zoomer rappers isnt he ten thousand years old

No.85875

you're just a zoomer who zooms zooms all day

No.85876

>>85873
why arent you streaming

No.85877

>>85876
flip off

No.85878

crying

No.85879

gonno do it for real

No.85880

jerked it in a manner unbecoming of a heterosexual man took a cold shower gonno crack maybe game maybe watch maybe just rot

No.85881

do what

No.85882

need a new wallpaper accidentally hit set as desktop background on some random image and dont feel like trying to find where my old wallpaper was

No.85883

sigh donald sutherland died just watched klute and invasion of the body snatchers recently

No.85884

just realized 2019 was 5 years ago

No.85885

dont remind me

No.85886

>>85882
hate when that happens

No.85887

switched back to the wallpaper i was using before that one as a backup since for some reason it was saved there

No.85888

>>85876
its been explained

No.85889

didnt just get blogs also got brandy might open her up

No.85890

>>85883
sigh there go a ton of movies i was gonno watch that i cant now without feeling like a tween

No.85891

die cinenorms

No.85892

brandy mightve been a mistake since im too pmb to drink it and dont have anything good to dilute it with taking tiny sips

No.85893

eating frozen tenders well they arent frozen anymore i cooked em

No.85894

damn good it was worth splurging on the name brand

No.85895

gonno complement it with a nice great value hot pocket

No.85896

overheating its like if youve ever stood in the ocean up to your neck and then the waves periodically surge over your head and you go deaf for a moment except the wave is hot blood

No.85897

trying to blog out but im just bloating out instead i really think its just NOT gonno be possible to go back to the good times like this those were special days

No.85898

87 degrees inside but its NOT feeling so bad NOT even using my desk fan probably wont need the ac today

No.85899


No.85900

you know if i ever die by unnatural causes i want it to be either hanging or firing squad PREDICTABLE that in the name of humanity they now carry out executions in even more inhumane ways ive already spend my whole life breathing and getting injected by chemicals i dont need to go out that way too

No.85901

might join that guy and rewatch non non biyori too its the right season for it but im still in the middle of sukebu and might be inclined to fire up ika musume first well maybe ill just watch an ep or two still sad the series ended i bought every volume

No.85902

this gv hot pocket is actually pretty good and at only a buck each i might have to buy more i was trying to NOT buy any food since i already have plenty in the cabinet thatll go bad if i dont eat it within a month but i might just give up on that browsed the frozen pizza section at the last three grocery stores i went to but just couldnt bring myself to pay like six bucks for one used to be able to get store brand or jacks for like 2 bucks if i waited for a speical but NOT anymore NOT that i could even if they went on special since those are members only now and im NOT signing up for that shite

No.85903

fly almost went in my eye well NOT a fly it was smaller than that dont know what it was

No.85904

moms cruisin for a bruisin if she doesnt come back from work with a 30 pack

No.85905

watchin the last ep of remonster looked up the source material and its an ln that finished 7 years ago that explains why it was good since otherwise a completed series wouldnt get adapted im still surprised samidare got that adaption but in any case it hasnt been licensed which means there goes any hope for reading the source material well NOT that id get to it any time soon since i cant read and if i could read there are far more pressing things it was good as a seasonal but NOT anything ill remember in a year

No.85906

only bought a six pack i wanted to get some kirin ichiban but they only had sapporo i do like the big cans but somehow the normal bottle doesnt taste as good im aware its NOT even brewed in japan anyway my bottle says its either escondido ca or richmond va mightve gotten a 40 but the price has gone up since the last time i got one theyre like 4 bucks now

No.85907

of course she didnt because i drank all that normffee ill be awake until saturday now

No.85908


No.85910

sigh theres a song i like that plays in an swf i have ive posted it before i open it to listen sometimes but its just a short loop and i dont know where the song comes from listening now

No.85911

stabbing chest pain probably shouldnt crack

No.85912

i thought it was a vasodilator

No.85913

>>85892
managed to resolve this by pouring 50ml of brandy into my blog goes down smooth could probably up it to 75 or 100ml

No.85914


No.85915

sigh guess ill get drunk and watch mash in his honour

No.85916

dad loves mash

No.85917

huffed a vasodilator meself earlier today while joing

No.85918

forecast goes to 100 on caturday plus chance thunderstorms so itll be nice and humid

No.85919

love that feeling where you open all the windows on a blazing hot day and just melt

No.85920

havent managed to get that feeling yet i think it needs to get more humid id like to recreate that scene with excel but it just isnt that bad here yet of course im cheating by running the fan id die without that but i run the fan even when its the dead of winter cant stand stale air

No.85921

they wont let me do it anymore because apparently humidity and heat cause mold

No.85922

plan to leave behind lots of mold and clogged drains for my landlord when i move out

No.85923

thought you were talking about microsoft excel for a moment

No.85924


No.85925

remember being excited about longhorn

No.85926

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7PYQCPlease forgive my rudenessX3A
sigh wish i was a regular down to earth salt of the earth guy like baste bill

No.85927

groan thanks otaman well it was just bill and steves outing NOThing exciting

No.85928

>>85922
i do plan to flush a bunch of lawnmower engine oil down the toilet and leave things that need to be recycled properly in the bushes but no one will care it was a dump to start with

No.85929

owned

No.85930

sitting here with the monitor illuminating my shirtless body and the neighbors are watching

No.85931

my place is a dump but pretending to be fancy those friends took half a year to fix my leaking roof

No.85932

done that before but i normally feel dirty if i dont wear a shirt it was better when i was a bit thinner but now going shirtless just reminds me of how fat i am also i keep my blinds closed all the time but i do walk au natural past my other window sometimes it doesnt have a good view from the outside ive checked but if someone was specifically looking they could probably see me if i was a sexy lady and i was one of my normbors id set up a camera to run 24 7 to catch me but im NOT sexy so i doubt anyones even NOTiced i do try to minimize my visibility anyway

No.85933

remember on the news once they said these people called the police because their neighbor always picked up the newspaper in his underwear

No.85934

i dont go outside in my undies im NOT that brave however i have gone outside NOT wearing undies but wearing pants but only for small things like checking the mailbox or taking out the trash wish i wasnt afflicted with the curse of self awareness so i could go out in me undies or even nekkid if i lived somewhere more progressive if i think purely logically it would change literally nothing in my life if someone sees me making a fool of myself while n00d but of course im NOT a purely logical person so i have to hide my shame things would be different if i was in charge nudity would be normal in summer male female young old ugly pretty doesnt matter it doesnt make sense that we have to wear clothes purely for societal reasons

No.85935

girls do it all the time

No.85936

well NOT here or at least i havent seen them doing it if i did id set up a camera to catch em

No.85937

yoga pants are basically underwear

No.85938

ya and ive managed to snap some nice ones of sexy girlies in those but NOT right around where i live like getting the mail or something only while out on my tardwalks or a little at the grocery store saw one girl in yoga pants undies clearly outlined at the store today but didnt manage to get a good pic

No.85939

got the hiccups real bad rn tried drinking out of the other side of the glass that normally worked for me in the past but NOT today

No.85940

remember reading about other remedies like taking a spoonful of sugar or oil but those always felt like the whimsical creations of little kids trying to indulge themslves beyond their means ill admit that ive eaten spoonfuls of plain sugar but it was always in a moment of hedonism ive never tried to sugarcoat it by saying it was to cure my hiccups they say if you hiccup 100 times you die im getting close to that probably gonno regret this tomorrow or even a week from now

No.85941

ate the second off brand hot pocket thats the last of them guess ill heat up some more tenders oven preheating nao

No.85942

>>85916
the movie or the show

No.85943

always has the show playing at night

No.85944

hiccups starting to really irritate me theyre NOT going away i cant take it easy like this and just when i was managing to blog out

No.85945

do you have an air fryer

No.85946

isnt that just an oven i have one of those

No.85947

tenders in the oven

No.85948

makin garlic beef

No.85949

did you cut up the fresh garlic yourself

No.85950

uhh ya not sure what the alternative would be

No.85951

mom likes buying the jars of pre minced garlic

No.85952

forgot that existed dont know why youd buy it

No.85953

gonno sleep naked

No.85954

could go for some tenders or hot pockets made a big tray of nachos with refried beans for dinner because there was no meat

No.85955

wheres the beef

No.85956

at the store waiting for moms next paycheck

No.85957

theyre letting me change the classes of my party but it resets them to level 1 this is too much responsibility ill have to snooze on it

No.85958

eating top ramen with chopsticks and watching begin japanology im almost back in the good ol days if i pretend

No.85959

oh man that was fantastic it felt good to be back im gonno do it again as soon as possible

No.85960

as for me its the same thing over again

No.85961

guess ill jerk

No.85962

guess ill watch a movie

No.85963

let me know if it was any good cant keep my eyes open im snoozin

No.85964

thinkin about that girl with the huge snickers in her mouth

No.85965

watched year of the dragon it owned

No.85966

ran out of allergy meds

No.85968

new ross

No.85969

hes really trying my patience

No.85970

calm down

No.85971

im gonno copy my save in case i flip this up but im turning my paladin into a fighter my fighter into a soldier and my wiz into a sage

No.85972

left the oven on last night

No.85973

jod 3 times today

No.85974

90 degrees inside guess ill fire up the ac

No.85975

next time hopefully the house burns down

No.85976

why would you say something like that

No.85977

i need to be raped and put in my place

No.85978

this is your place

No.85979

i need to be put in a better place

No.85980

you dont deserve a better place

No.85981

scavengers are back

No.85982

feelin sleepy think im gonno snooze with the kitty

No.85983

>>85969
hes busy with a problem much bigger and more important than a mere game dungeon who do you think you are

No.85984

mom said we can get chinee food tonight

No.85985

think ill get beef and broccoli like i always do with two egg rolls

No.85986


No.85987

tried to reference that the last few times ive posted that word but its a bitch to find on normtube

No.85988

i made that webm myself

No.85993

ya but i never saved it or if i did ive reinstalled my os twice since then so i dont know where it is

No.85994


No.85995


No.85996

nice dr goo

No.85997

>>85995
nice girlyboy neet hands

No.85998

im a simple working man

No.85999

mom only buys carbsmart ice cream

No.86000


No.86001

>>85995
is it worth it for the experience or should i just buy a 2liter of minute maid and a plastic jug of vodka

No.86002

yeah it has a refreshing natural flavor reminds me of using real fresh lemons

No.86003


No.86004

that artifacting is horrific

No.86005

gonno have aNOTher

No.86006

looks fine to me

No.86007

kodansha licensed ashita no joe and set msrp at 60 bux

No.86008

what the fuck is ashitty no joe is that like trader joes

No.86009

language

No.86010

mom got the swirly chair lubed up then she made me sit in it and spin around to spread out the oil

No.86011

epic one dude

No.86012

wish i was epic

No.86013

>>86007
msrp for what

No.86014

the first volume

No.86015

is it one of those where each one has like a third of the volumes in it

No.86016

no only like 2

No.86017

ive got the cooler next to my chair time to unwind by poisoning myself and staring at a rectangle all night

No.86018

feels like its about time for another movie but i havent borrowed any in a while and theres not much left on this disk

No.86019

finally destroyed my mp3 player cant remember if i mentioned i snapped whatever connected the plastic external power toggle ive been turning it on and off by sticking a flathead in the hole where the toggle was and moving the thing manually but i finally scraped off the last of the plastic and knocked some metal piece that was actually powering it on or off loose in doing so now itll forever be in the off position but in doing so i realized how to get it to connect as a usb storage device again so at least i know exactly what was on it

No.86020

i thought connect to pc was down and enter when you first plug it in and the prompt comes up but it was actually just enter so if i had remembered i never would have opened it to begin with

No.86021

weird moon tonight gonno howl

No.86022

played elden rang for 13 hours straight havent gamed that hard in a long time

No.86023

cant wait to play it next decade once i finish the others

No.86024

found a leftover burg in the fridge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kFUSgR7ujI

No.86025

coolers empty it holds 8 i started cracking about 75 minutes ago

No.86026

hell yeah

No.86027

>>85994
ive got two of those ones on top i had mom buy me a special roll of tape so i could open the enclosures and put the disks inside my case but i never did

No.86028


No.86029

if you gave me 10 million dollars right now id live the same way thats the problem

No.86030

in bed fantasizing about going back in time and redoing my whole life in great detail but mostly imagining sexy lady flip

No.86031

you dont need to redo anything the norms just need to roll out the fuckin red carpet like they were supposed to

No.86032

anyways gonno wake up the kitty take a shower make some coffee and put some vids on the tv theres a new alien food one i want to watch

No.86033

they call me the alien of aliahan

No.86034

never played dq

No.86035

change of plans lil bro is snoozing on the couch with his gf so instead ill stay on the pc

No.86036

>>86034
its provided me with 65 hours of distraction this month so far

No.86037

>>86035
pick him up by the scruff of the neck and slam dunk him into the dumpster 3 floors down then take that pussy for yourself like god intended

No.86038

think i spent more than that on 7 alone

No.86039

im only halfway there like that song

No.86040

thinkin about playing new games makes me anxious

No.86041

oh theres nothing new about it i think the one im playing now was being localized while i was in the womb

No.86042


No.86043

mom cashed out a ton of vacation time when she retired but then she had to spend all of it on the plumbing disaster

No.86044

NOThin disastrous about having a ton of sexy plumbers around

No.86045

shared some cold ones with unc he gave me a bunch of shirts he bought online and ended up being too tight

No.86046

are they sweet graphic tees

No.86047


No.86048

took a cold shower

No.86049

why

No.86050

he is an idiot slaev

No.86051

>>86045
youre never too tight for unc

No.86052

nauseated

No.86053

>>86049
heat wave

No.86054

love wave functions

No.86055


No.86056

or i can just refresh in some cool water like god intended i like to stand there and pretend im meditating under a waterfall

No.86057


No.86058

nude rn

No.86059

same but only because i gambled and lost

No.86060

finally got around to scanning my cocoasan doujin and a couple others

No.86061

mom said were having tuna sandwiches for dinner but shes really dragging her gods damned feet

No.86062

drinking sour ale with fruit candy flavor

No.86063

ill be chugging a nice warm can of pabst to be able to eat in a minute here

No.86064

im never drinking again

No.86065


No.86066

me neither starting tomorrow

No.86067

toes have weird bruises

No.86068

who invited the raidteen

No.86069

havent drank in over a week

No.86070

starting to regret drinking 2 of these they taste like skittles soaked in lemon juice

No.86071

hope theyre some nice sour skittles

No.86072

yeah

No.86073

managed to quit soda sometime last thread but i just found a hidden can of diet coke might have to crack

No.86074

or maybe it was two threads ago its been quite some time

No.86075

made a couplea cheeseburgs even got buns this time

No.86076

grone mom wants to watch oppenheimer

No.86077

what about barbie

No.86078

watched oppenheimer with dad a few months ago it was boring as flip

No.86079

is dad the new himaspeak for the gf

No.86080

despite having a dad ive never come anywhere close to having a gf

No.86081

sorry the so

No.86082

back to grinding with no end in sight half my party hit their level cap so they arent even getting stronger theres zero danger in any of these battles its just progress is so slow

No.86083

should i get into pipe smoking

No.86084

got a pipe for you to smoke right here

No.86085

only got 6 inches of doom

No.86086

i need to be butchered and sold to korean restaurants

No.86087

woke up hey

No.86088

remember to read and highlight

No.86089

the khao soi mom got was really good and spicy

No.86090


No.86091

nice soiboi

No.86092

>>86090
all me

No.86093

i like the cut of your jib

No.86094

>>86092
nah two of those are me which two ill never tell

No.86095

i can guess

No.86096

leg hurts

No.86097

im retarded fuck

No.86098

grinded good managed to get the cg but at the cost of a tenth of my levels gonno have to grind some more but maybe tomorrow

No.86099

well but in reality i just reloaded my save

No.86100

mom just said that if we had been born in a world without candy bars and then somehow found one we wouldnt even like them because theyre pure sugar

No.86101

>>86098
share that cg with the class

No.86102


No.86103

wheres the hair

No.86104

what do you mean shes got long flowing hair

No.86105

stop snapping that lady immediately

No.86106

she loves it

No.86107

one carton of eggs says there best by to days ago the other two say theyre best by july 6 need to start poundin em down

No.86108

ladies deserve snap

No.86109

i deserve to be snapped by ladies

No.86110

never had eggs go bad from being too old

No.86111

im not worried about that if its past the best by date i know right off the bat itll be inferior i only eat the best

No.86112

im past my best by date

No.86113

stouffers at the grocery store was advertising a garfield movie

No.86114

havent had lasagne in a year now

No.86115

used to get those family size stouffers mac and cheeses and eat one watching anime when i was teen

No.86116

mom wont make normal lasagna anymore she replaces the pasta layers with vegetable leaves

No.86117

mom needs corrective snap

No.86118

>>86116
stairs

No.86119

had a nice double feature yesterday about to take some medicine and random another

No.86120

might join you but i may just rewatch something ive already seen dont feel like wasting a potential good new movie on tonite

No.86121

made 3 eggs and 3 potaytoes

No.86122

watched ashes of time now im crying and sighing

No.86123

now im reading reviews apparently the main criticism of this movie is that norms are too stupid to follow the plot or distinguish characters from each other

No.86124

sounds like me im pretty stupid

No.86125

decided to rewatch a classic my cousin vinny its been a few years

No.86126


No.86127

woke up

No.86128

>>86126
sigh he loved pounding and drilling dem keedz

No.86129

just pixels

No.86130

woke up covered in drool

No.86131

probably mom

No.86132

woke up covered in blood and cum

No.86133

had sea mullet for lunch it was ok

No.86134

guess ill sip some coffee eat some cake and play some btd6 damn good game i must say

No.86135

snoozed hard had to wear two sweatshirts because of the ac

No.86136

im working out

No.86137

NOThing about me works out

No.86138

mom finally bought hamburger buns because its my birthday

No.86139

grats on the ding

No.86140

mom wants me to make normaroni for dinner

No.86141

as for me too flipping hot to cook burgs might just zap some hot pockets

No.86142

ate 4 ice cream sammiches before i could stop myself

No.86143

feelin a bit unwell knew i shouldnt havent eaten those kinder tronkies

No.86144

eatin some totinos pizza rolls

No.86145


No.86146

nice creampie

No.86147

phew nice

No.86148

going through my books finding lots of cash money i used as a bookmark then forgot

No.86149

finally managed to find a link to download a file i want and its a rapidshare link

No.86150

NOT that i expected much more from 15 year old world4ch posts

No.86151

hate how everyone moved to discord someone might have uploaded the thing you want but theres no way to search for which server has it and even if you could identify the server you wont be able to get an active invite link

No.86152

never used discord but somehow i doubt there are channels for sharing pre 2010 jp and prog funposting

No.86153

guess ill read some manga

No.86154

had a couple of those suntory seltzers and cant walk straight anymorwe

No.86155

finally read the hitsugi katsugi no kuro side stories

No.86156

did you like

No.86157

ya it was epic i love kiyudukis work ga too even bought the artbooks i was just afraid of it finally being over

No.86158

watched oppenheimer with mom liked it more than i thought i would the sound mixing was good through my 13 year old flatscreen speakers that mom could keep it at the same volume the whole way through with no subs other than them replaying at least 8 minutes worth of scenes they had already shown and making sure only the fat chick with linebacker shoulders and tits like mine got naked half a dozen times instead of any of the other female characters i would have rather seen i had no complaints

No.86159

nice cuddling up with mom for a sexy movie

No.86160

mom loves romance

No.86161

didnt read the post just saw something about mom and getting naked

No.86162

wouldnt watch it again but movies have been so nauseatingly god awful for so long that everyone claims something thats pretty good is the best thing ever it seems the moviechatters agree with me

No.86163

meanwhile the anime i watch has been epic

No.86164

stopped watching movies made after 2010

No.86165

havent done anything since 1997

No.86166

>>86164
same for the most part but ive made a few exceptions without getting burned

No.86167

feeling sick might make cheeseburgs

No.86168

got 24 eps in my to watch folder im falling behind

No.86169

ive got like 42 the problem is theyre from multiple years ago

No.86170

you can do that in a day simply fire em up

No.86171

sigh remembering the time i watched mazinger z in one sitting with my otabros

No.86172

hit the front of my head on the car 6 hours ago and now the back of my head hurts

No.86173

eatin cheeseburgs

No.86174

i deserve to be hit head on by a car

No.86175

drinkin gsnapfruit juice i got the fancy store brand instead of name brand even though it was only like 25 cents cheaper

No.86176

forgot to watch that ross i dont care about im just gonno get it over with and stop clicking anything without game dungeon in the title this is madness

No.86177

never watched norm dungeon

No.86178

youre in for a treat a few dozen in fact since its been cancelled forever in favor of this dumb shite apparently

No.86179

sorry i dont watch tubers

No.86180

uhh its not dumb shite we desperately need to protect these online only microtransaction aa slop games no one plays or cares about from being taken away from us

No.86181

glad im NOT a gamer

No.86182

tongue painbump

No.86183

helped mom inflate the hot tub yesterday might get drunk and sit in it in me undershorts

No.86184

desu desu

No.86185

did 6 years of bios updates Please stick it in mee

No.86186

never updated mine

No.86187

do those things update

No.86188

i did 4 years ago when the final update was 6 years old but i cant remember why i think i was trying to switch to normux with gpu passthrough

No.86189

>>86183
just go out there nude and show off your big neetdong to the sexy neighbor women

No.86190

finished dekisoko think it might be the worst anime ive watched in at least the past 5 years

No.86191

NOThin big

No.86192

how big

No.86193

a perfectly average 4 inches

No.86194

the average is 5.5

No.86195

this is very unsettling

No.86196

only 6" meself

No.86197


No.86198

never watched more than maybe an ep or two of norm park

No.86199


No.86201

elden rang crashed guess its time for bed

No.86202

didnt that thing come out like months ago havent you beaten it yet

No.86203

not there yet but the tubs close to maximum temperature im hoping it can make up the difference when i get out i stand up really fast hoping to recreate the feel of passing out in the shower

No.86204

got a little bit of it its not the same though i floated for a while and thought about how the cracks in my neck sounded like popping firewood i also realized how bad i reek when i put my clothes back on after moms just too nice to say anything

No.86205

do i have autism if im 31 years young and still daydreaming about how id react to having a gf or wife and kids

No.86206


No.86207

in my late teens and early twenties mom used to say our yard looked like the munsters when it went too long without mowing i never knew why that was a bad thing i told her it sounded like a compliment

No.86208

>>86203
Please stick it in mee love that feeling i need to fast for a couple days first to get it though

No.86209

dreamed i had a big blanket with one of those erotic daki covers printed on it and mom found it and said it made her sick

No.86210

>>86208
might try that i dont think ive had it since i was 17 and vividly remember falling and thinking i was glad i didnt hit the spout

No.86211

painbump on me chin

No.86212

well better my chin than my chinchin

No.86213

went to big bros got drunk and watched the devils and the skin i live in on his projector

No.86214

thats illegal once he invites you over its no longer a private viewing hes gonno have israeli commandos crash through the ceiling and tell him in nasally voices to cease and desist

No.86215

hey bros hows it going

No.86216

going going gone

No.86217

woke up lojod

No.86218

you can just jo to lo first thing upon waking

No.86219

woke up creampied sis

No.86220


No.86221

finally got my drivers license at the ripe young age of 29

No.86222

wheres the first place youre going without m,om

No.86223

chipotle

No.86224

>>86222
i dont know

No.86225

if i get mine im gonno try going to 711 and an arcade in a city 30 miles away

No.86226

wish i still was 29

No.86227


No.86228

>>86221
nice wanna join me on my roadtrip next month

No.86229

>>86220
pasted

No.86230

nothin pasted about that its sick

No.86231

im sick nasty

No.86232

nice sicknasty

No.86233


No.86234

climate change in my room

No.86235

met someone irl that id met online once like 12 years ago

No.86236

remembered that vid from a few weeks ago about the niggies getting that destroyed truck to move and told mom about it started tardlaughing

No.86237

think i gamed every single day this month or very close to it except for the last two its absence is noticeable

No.86238

usually do that until i get gamer pain then i stop

No.86239

>>86237
i think youre ready to take it to the next level

No.86240


No.86241

ran the faucet for like 10 minutes and it still wouldnt give cold water

No.86242

new settled

No.86243

>>86240
finna level up

No.86244

got some name brand diet dokupe just call me warbux

No.86245

ate 3 cookies and a slice of pie

No.86246

wheres mine

No.86247

mom told me to put the rest in the freezer

No.86248

im built different

No.86249

>>86244
its NOT as good as i remember might like off brand more

No.86250

the first 17 hours of this game were excellent but just like the last one once they give you a ship it starts sucking the big one i was holding out hope it wouldnt

No.86251

yeah im a fuckin gamer

No.86257


No.86270

ill have to ask mom to pick me up some dr thunder

No.86271

gamed hard but didnt get a new high score

No.86272

tell your mom that dr thunder is coming tonight and striking in her pussy

No.86273

groan website keeps changing its filenames for no damned reason so my archive is full of duplicates and jdupes is refusing to recurse

No.86274

noticed the other day ebay changed to webp never did get around to figuring out how to scrape it now its ruined

No.86275

nice webpenis

No.86276

how do i breed

No.86277

nude rn managed to get a script running to dedupe each folder invidually hope i dont lose all my data

No.86278


No.86279

sigh turt

No.86280

couldnt resist eating more pie and now feel sick

No.86281

you told me you couldnt share because mom said to freeze it and now youre eating more what the flip

No.86282

yeah should have listened to mom

No.86283

ate kraut and potatoes and onion and sausage

No.86284

stopped by the energy drinks aisle today i didnt buy anything dont understand how norms can spend three four bux on a single can thats like what i pay for a 40

No.86285

wish prostitution was normalized like NOT something done out of desperation on either side just something normal like getting groceries

No.86286

it is normalized any woman with a camera phone can become one in like ten seconds

No.86287

camwhoring isnt prostitution retard

No.86288

is that how mom explained it to you

No.86289


No.86290

theyre shooting outside

No.86291

whos they

No.86292

sexy lil kirb

No.86293


No.86294

lost control and jod now cancerwaved a nice off brand hot pocket

No.86295

what flavour

No.86296

roni

No.86297

groan went to the inn to rest and save and dosbox crashes

No.86298


No.86299

pop step getchu

No.86300

gave cat a second cup of food so she doesnt wake me up again but then she ate all of it immediately

No.86301

shes just like me

No.86302

big sigh had to reboot lost 3 weeks of uptime and everything in my ram disk i had 3 threads of scraped 4norm images a portable emulator executable and some normtube vids

No.86303

oh no i feel so sorry for you losing data stored on a ram disk thats simply inconceivable how could this tragedy happen shut the hell up

No.86304

grinded to 65535 gold

No.86305

its been inconceivable for 3 weeks now i have to waste time redownloading wheres your compassion

No.86306

seem to recall it happening before just recently and laughing at you then too

No.86307

wow 3 weeks without crashing you could be a nuclear engineer

No.86308

gonno make ham sandwich

No.86309

pasted julian is free

No.86310

hope he has a nice week or two before hes found dead of a suicide

No.86311

i grow bored

No.86312


No.86313

still bored guess ill snooze

No.86314

im not the sleeper who sleeps but the dream that is dreamt by the dreamer

No.86315

woke up painbump is getting worse

No.86316

need to ship like a dozen boxes hope the post office isnt busy

No.86317

sweat is streaming down my face

No.86318

if i was a girly itd be sexy but im NOT so its just gross got my desk fan running in my face unfortunately its NOT the kind you can make alien noises with

No.86319

drinkin 8am dokupe

No.86320

feeling hung over but didnt drink

No.86321

never been hungover whats it like

No.86322

pissed off today

No.86323

shipped those boxes there was only one lady at the counter handling shipping and she had to manually weigh and confirm and label each box so the line got backed up behind me i just stared ahead and tried NOT to think about it

No.86324

someone knocked on the door as i was lying in bed jerkin n rottin

No.86325

fried up some burgs

No.86326

lot of dawntrail prep to do today

No.86327

drinkin dr perky

No.86328


No.86329

managed to find my lwa cel its a nice shot of diana

No.86330

bone

No.86331


No.86333

groan walkman isnt working but i dont have any way to test if its the walkmans fault or the tapes fault

No.86336

spose ill game

No.86337

love how my partys hit the level cap and have their best equipment but can still die on the first turn

No.86338

gaming

No.86339

same managed to get aNOTher cg

No.86340

>>86323
thats a good strategy

No.86341

need to figure out what to do with my neopets cards

No.86342

theyre probably worth something

No.86343

never sold anything before

No.86344

made more burgs

No.86345

same

No.86346

probably shouldntve im bloatin bigly

No.86347

88 degrees inside but with this fan its NOT so bad anymore

No.86348

its back to being worse again though because after eating all that food i started to feel fat again so i had to put on a shirt so i cant feel the breeze on my back anymore

No.86349

my hard drives are 15 to 20 degrees cooler at all times since i put the ac in

No.86350

guess ill mow in a bit

No.86351

according to shizuku my drives are hovering from 125 to 135 degrees

No.86352


No.86353

sorry

No.86354

https://files.catbox.moe/q9b33z.jpg
sigh they grow up so fast

No.86355

running a nice decade old seagate with more than 6 years of power on hours

No.86356

never had a drive fail on me

No.86357

sippin my pre mow fee

No.86358

most all my stuff is on at least two drives that should be all of it soon since im going through and backing things up

No.86359

reading storied about packages getting damaged worried i might NOT have used enough tape sigh there goes my lifes work

No.86360

>>86357
wow me to what are the odds

No.86361

gth mownorms

No.86362

shizuku also says theyre all in good health except my ssd which says good (99%) im NOT worried about failure

No.86363


No.86364

needed to be more worried of failure instead of accepting it

No.86365

>>86363
Please stick it in mee

No.86366

NOThin funny about chomos

No.86367

aaaaaaaaaaaa

No.86368

whats the matter little man

No.86369

gee i sure love when an artist i follow deletes all their work

No.86370

sis is making me some tea

No.86371

nice imoutea

No.86372

ive now tried the store brand ice cream sandwiches from three stores the ones from the fancy store is the worst like stale cookie and so called ice cream that has the crunch of frozen water the one from the run down store is the best walmart is in the middle

No.86373


No.86374

my feet stink

No.86375

mowed finished in record time was forced to acknowledge the norm across the street with an autistic hand raise for the first time because i usually only go out when theres no one there but he was like 8 feet away from me with his child daughter but other than that it was a good session

No.86376

was she sexy

No.86377

went outside saw some very nice things

No.86378

havent seen any nice things in a little while

No.86379

what about my posts

No.86380

pulling out my nipple hair

No.86381

pic

No.86382

>>86376
not ped i dont know so ya probably i can ask for her phone number for you if youd like

No.86383


No.86384

youll save a fortune on dental floss if theres more where that came from

No.86385

cant use my nipple suction cups because ive got too much hair there but im NOT gonno shave it like a flipping cool

No.86386


No.86387

its blt night

No.86388

sounds good just hold the lettuce tomatoes bread

No.86389

mom only buys turkey bacon

No.86390

crying for dr disrespect

No.86391

doomscrolled all day today like a flipping teen i need to be killed

No.86392

drinked almost 2 liters of diet dr p today but im still tired as flip does this really have caffeine

No.86393

thats only 200 mg of caffeine you could have gotten the same amount from just 1 pill

No.86394

is it really so little well i also had 100mg from caffeinated gum when i woke up

No.86395

the dr pepper is 115 mg per liter

No.86396


No.86397

i need to be beheaded and cremated

No.86398

cant find a trustworthy source but what i found online says this knockoff has half that ive been flipping scammed

No.86399

why not just drink coffee instead of chugging liters of black sugar liquid

No.86400

because its like 89 degrees inside and i need something cold but ive been too lazy to make cold brew but dont worry its diet

No.86401

got an ad for a mortician degree maybe thats my calling

No.86402

cousin took over a mortuary but then she got divorced

No.86403

guys its time to kick that caffeine addiction and unlock your reserves of pure and natural energy

No.86404

i tried that you might remember me blogging about it a few weeks ago it didnt work

No.86405

went through withdrawal in the hospital last year but only stayed caffeine free for 1 month

No.86406

catching up on mikakunin de shinkoukei

No.86407

mashiro is sexy

No.86408

my thick head of hair is really NOT compatible with this weather i showered but its already back to feeling hot and greasy need to shave it all off but i cant till after friday

No.86409

how come ai are getting dumber instead of better

No.86410

die hairbrag

No.86411

>>86399
i make my instant cawfee into black sugar liquid by melting it with a little bit of hot water then filling the mug with cold so i can chug it in 3 gulps

No.86412

so am i

No.86413

no hair no skin well what do you have

No.86414

NOThing

No.86415

i dont drink coffee with sugar although i do with milk though NOT always that makes it sweet enough i tried mixing instant with a cup of cold milk but it was foul although it was the kind of foul that could grow on me if i tried it some more

No.86416

sugar crashing

No.86417

picked up a free monitor but pc wont recognize the vga connection

No.86418

only have vga on my motherboard after upgrading to a polaris video card ive done basically nothing with

No.86419

wish there was a girl who would let me stick it in her vga port

No.86420

watched bloodsport it owned

No.86421

it truly blows the mind to think about how much time ive wasted preoccupied with females without a single one of them ever wanting to perform human mating rituals with me this demented behavior would make sense if i had experienced it and wanted to again but as far as im aware sex isnt even real and is just a thing people draw pictures of and do on camera for money

No.86422

had sex in a dream once when i was a teen

No.86423

had to cheat in dragon warrior 3 didnt want to but its been days and it falls within the range of acceptability the flowchart is part of the manual and i already spoke to the npc with the information i just did later areas out of order and was overleveled so i was able to get leads from npcs that mean nothing until i did this part first covered half my screen with my hand so i couldnt see the rest of the chart im also certain the area i was looking for doesnt exist on the map until you do that other thing because i just went back to an older save and it wasnt there so i probably drove over it half a dozen times already

No.86424

i was overleveled for the area and got punished for it its public school all over again

No.86425

teenshaved

No.86426

therell be no more of that for me im finally growing the wizards beard my bearing demands

No.86427

wish i could grow a beard

No.86428

big bro emphatically complimented my coverage the other day

No.86429


No.86430

im haaton

No.86431

got a hardon

No.86432

pic

No.86433

chinbump even worse today

No.86434

watching tv with kitty need to go out later today to buy cat food

No.86435

dogs eat dog food

No.86436

cat slurped down the liquid part of her wet food but wont touch the solid part and then kept crying about NOT having food all night long

No.86437

gonno fursperm then snooze

No.86438

spermed aggressively

No.86439


No.86440

kittys kidneys are failing

No.86441

eating chocolate chip cookie and sipping coffee this is the life

No.86443

got my dopamine hit from taking a nice shower

No.86444

free cookie day at subway

No.86446

start saying your goodbyes thats how my cat went

No.86447

dont remember what moms cat died of but i remember doing a half assed job of digging the hole so i wouldnt be surprised if someone eventually sees the box and opens it Please stick it in mee

No.86448


No.86450

eyeballed the cawfee again uh oh

No.86451

mom caught me squirting out cawfee

No.86452

uh oh

No.86453

woke up first thought was someday im going to die

No.86454

guess ill get some tendies and hurry it along

No.86456

need to flip

No.86457

got tenders managed to get sauce this time gonno take a quick cold shower then feast

No.86458

woke up naked thought today is a good day to squirt out some chicken nuggers on the kitchen floor

No.86459

got it with a side of baked beans ive been sleeping naked lately too because of the weather but also because i plan on getting new sheets and pillows soon so i dont feel as bad rubbing my essence on these

No.86460

wish i had some tenders

No.86461

listenin to classic wow pvp tunes

No.86462

darn good tenders but smaller than the monsters they gave me the last couple times wish id gotten 4 instead of 3

No.86463

recycle bin had 400gigs of stuff no wonder

No.86464

got some normazon gift card but NOThin to buy

No.86465

what about a nice ona

No.86466

4chan is so unusable now every board is a collection of generals and every general is just a small clique using the threads like a discord chat and ignoring everything else

No.86467

NOT ck which is the only board ive spent any real time on in the last year or two its still worthless garbage now just for other reasons

No.86468

dont know what that entails since ive never been in a discord chat

No.86469

woke up hey

No.86470

havent left the house in more than 3 weeks dont want to break the streak but mom was talking about going to the store

No.86471

eated aNOTher ice cream sandwich that makes 4 today might zap up some pizza pockets next

No.86472

feeling fat

No.86473

>>86470
tell her youll make sure noone breaks in

No.86474

broke moms breadmaker by pushing a button and getting it jammed told her im sorry and deserve to have been aborted and started punching myself in the face when i got back to my room

No.86475

crying 4 u

No.86476

cry for her shes the one who gambled and lost on me

No.86477

she deserves it

No.86478

had to go through an ordeal to fill up first it was crowded and some pumps were out of order so had to drive around and then pay at pump was also out of order so had to pay in the store but after paying couldnt reach the gas hole so had to pull my car forward but apparently lifting the nozzle and putting it back cancels your order so had to go back into the store and pay again

No.86479

if its busy i just dont get gas

No.86480

never gone inside to buy either but i did manage to ask a lady at walmart to help get something off the top shelf recently i was pretty proud of myself after that

No.86481

my ass is sore

No.86482

shopped bought a nice 9 dollar gewurztraminer the clerk carded me and she said she had to do a double take because my id photo has a moustache and then she told me you guys have it so easy you can change your whole appearance by just shaving

No.86483

sigh knew i should have rolled for akagi during the collab with mahjong soul now its never coming back and you cant even find accounts for sale under $600

No.86484

>>86482
she wanted flip

No.86485

guy said i looked ped when i had my stache but shaved my neckbeard

No.86486

>>86480
what do you mena never gone inside to buy its cheaper

No.86487

what do you mena its cheaper its the same price thats posted on the sign

No.86488

gth carnorms

No.86489

do sexy ladies love staches

No.86490

thought my tush was sweating up more than usual its 91 degrees inside

No.86491

>>86487
uh why are you not using cash

No.86492

because i dont pay inside

No.86493

the air warms up my throat just breathing might need aNOTher cold shower

No.86494

sigh guess ill turn on the ac that guy made me nervous about my drives its probably NOT the best for them to be running at 140 degrees

No.86495

thats hot

No.86496

im just practicing for the endurance challenges well be doing at the mansion

No.86497

groaning if i dont go ill regret it if i do go ill regret it theres no winning at least ill have blogs and tenders for later if i force myself i suppose

No.86498

cant you just add them to her shopping list when she isnt looking

No.86499

nah she already asked me earlier if i was out and i lied and said no so she said shed get some on saturday

No.86500

sakura banner

No.86501


No.86502

finished konosuba s3 it wasnt bad but defiantly NOT as good as the first two at least better than the spinoff

No.86503

down to a nice chilly 85 degrees

No.86504

need to go to the embassy on friday

No.86505

feeling sick and bloated guess ill fry up a couple burgs

No.86506

damn good burgs

No.86507

favorite burger at the local fancy burger place has bacon caramelized onion onion barbeque pulled pork ring white cheddar black pepper mayo but recently theyve been shorting me on the pulled pork

No.86508

you dont need all that shite

No.86509

didnt go too poorly tenders werent on sale but drumsticks were and i wanted to get liquor but their bottom shelf was too expensive and their pint bottles were too so i impulse bought a shot of lemon rum to put in a blog and make my own strong zero

No.86510

dont like meat with bones

No.86511

and dont say youve got some meat with a bone for me right there i wont have it today you hear

No.86512

Please stick it in mee was just about to make a post like that

No.86513


No.86514

Please stick it in mee

No.86515

glad foobar hasnt crashed but its practically hanging on my vgm library NOT actually hanging just going too slow to get through everything in the near future

No.86516

actually i take that back thought it was moving but its actually just been stuck trying to scan the same file over and over again

No.86517

weighed myself gained 2 lbs

No.86518

ive really let myself go the past month or two im afraid to weigh myself again

No.86519

down to 195 myself

No.86520

thunder and lightning sigh the lights are flickering hope i dont lose power

No.86521


No.86522

>>86518
a month or two what is this amateur hour ive been letting myself go for 120 or 144 months

No.86523

wish i wasnt such a sperg retard

No.86524

you know that feeling where youre certain you sharted and you just accept it but then 20 minutes later you check and actually it was just a normal fart

No.86525

ya well i took a break from letting it go for a few months in the fall even managed to lose 10 pounds

No.86526

On June 24, 2024, the official account of Umamusume: Pretty Derby English on x (formerly twitter) announced the game to be released in English [40]
holy flip

No.86527

same but if everything about my life stayed as it is and has been and my brain just became normal it would get much much worse by my standards

No.86528

might be the biggest norm on ghost

No.86529


No.86530

think im gonno travel around the world after mom pays what she owes me

No.86531

i have plenty of money and plenty of time but i cant travel

No.86532

sister and her friends all fly around the world to do things together like NOT even weddings theyll hold a party for no reason and fly in from europe and australia to attend

No.86533

do you want to visit germany with me

No.86534

>>86528
prove it

No.86535

well for starters i have a job

No.86536

or at least i did

No.86537

just saw a flash of light outside the window didnt even NOTice it was raining now i hear the thunder

No.86538

dad said he backpacked across east germany and poland got extremely drunk and broke his ankle and it still hurts 40 years later

No.86539

dad hurt his ankle in the army

No.86540

groan himitsu no aipri already running a recap ep it just flipping started

No.86541

need to catch up on that but cant stop gaming and watching streams

No.86542

>>86538
they already had video games 40 years ago what was the point he could have just stayed home what a fucktard

No.86543

video games flippin pinch

No.86544

cat puked on one of my piles of clothes

No.86545

>>86541
its NOT very good

No.86546

i like how the overarching moral it tries to teach is that girls can only be confident in themselves if they have the right makeup and clothes

No.86547

love how retarded the girls look

No.86548


No.86549

you cant call them that

No.86550


No.86551

mightve gone too far starting to feel chilly had to turn off my fan and put on pants

No.86552

doing laundry for the first time since may

No.86553

mom does my laundry

No.86554

guess ill get started cracking and make some extra hot buffalo drumsticks the bottle says just throw em in at 400

No.86555

pulled my pants aside to piss and got a whiff this might be the worst my body has ever smelled

No.86556

my right eyes always been worse than my left eye but sometimes itll go completely blurry and i wont be able to refocus it seems to happen if i havent been sleeping well and have too much caffeine like today guess ill snooze soon my chest is starting to hurt too

No.86557

die hothead

No.86558

patience

No.86559

snoozetime

No.86560

constipated

No.86561


No.86562

im watching lord of war once those drumsticks are done at the end of the hour

No.86563

love the hairclip girl

No.86564

what about the hairbrush girl

No.86565

if i see that fucking hairclip one more time

No.86566

never finished chuu2

No.86567

that was so long ago i watched it on a 1280x1024 lcd

No.86568

lets start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch comin

No.86569

love lord of war

No.86570

been latenorming grim dawn its p fun

No.86571

>>86569
excellent moviefilm i may show it to mom someday

No.86572

i remember the hippie messaging from a few years before this movie came out now as an adult im proud to say i do not care in the slightest if buddies in the 3rd world kill each other

No.86573

just dont let em in here Please stick it in mee

No.86574

a rich family at church mom was house sitting for and brought me over to play super maryo 69 as a kodomo ended up bringing over a you know what from ten years later he was cool though he must have been from an upper class family and on a scholarship or something and he liked metallica

No.86575

man what a game im there right now stealing their late game bowser level saves for my own amusement as a poor wretch destined for life in hell

No.86576


No.86577

before i click for your safety i hope thats a 10 hour loop of climbing up those stairs to the bowser painting

No.86578

okay enjoy being murdered

No.86579

guess ill get high and watch a movie

No.86580

i recommend lord of war or old school

No.86581

got mad watching old school as an adult just like jon lovitz said andy dick is a fuckin faggot that deserves to be skinned salted and tortured to death

No.86582

wish i was norm enough to be able to rattle off actors mightve made friends in school

No.86583

i can assure you thats not the case

No.86584

well you dont have to be mean about it

No.86585

uh mean im telling you thats not something you have to feel regret about i was already retarded enough to think being an imdb poster as a tween was enough to make me cool over 15 years ago

No.86586

it did

No.86587

oh you mean cool not cool i got my hopes up there for a second

No.86588

uh you just said the same word twice

No.86589


No.86590

might be a bad idea to eat a protein bar 2 slices of pie and 3 cookies everyday in addition to my regular meals

No.86591

nice bulker

No.86592

wearing 100% clean clothes today

No.86593

pic

No.86594

need to peep the fit

No.86595

yep it feels like its gonno be another AC day

No.86596

eating some chocolate and sipping coffee this is the life ghosta

No.86597

raid

No.86598

nos was my energy drink of choice as a teen havent had it in over a decade dont even see it in the stores i go to well walmart had cans for 2bux by the checkout today so i picked one up on a whim drinking it now and its NOT very good also got some orange chicken gonno feast

No.86599

maybe its just NOT the same without the cool bottles its just a normal can also got the zero sugar which i defiantly wouldnt have as a boya

No.86600

eatin orange chicken with rice boiled in a plastic bag feel like theyve gotten stingier with the sauce

No.86601

the rice is foul

No.86602

>>86483
why would you roll for men

No.86603

NOT answering my phone when sis calls anymore she never shuts the flip up i was giving her one word responses the entire time and she still found a way to eat up 20 minutes of my time with worthless drivel and nonstop blabbering

No.86604

and just what are you doing with all the time youre saving

No.86605

this just might be the most cloyingly sweet sugar free thing ive ever tasted

No.86606

im trying to beat elden ring so i can maintain my elite gamer status

No.86607

too late for that they nerfed it if you didnt beat it pre patch you didnt beat the game

No.86608

its on my to play list sometime after i get around to ds

No.86609

>>86606
stream

No.86610

NOT a streamer NOT allowed to stream

No.86611

i grant thee permission

No.86612

>>86598
didnt try it until i was already a manbaby its pretty good defiantly wouldnt get no sugar though

No.86613

it wasnt pretty good at all i nearly poured it down the drain

No.86614

polished off that orenji chicken mightve been a bit too much

No.86615

was it spicy

No.86616

no it was sweet

No.86617

quite awake now but dont have anything to do

No.86618

george likes his chicken spicy

No.86619

somethings been beeping for hours and its enraging me have to reboot

No.86620

got scammed into buying the wrong first class envelope size at the post office might NOT even be able to use it it was the same clerk as when i shipped those boxes maybe this was her revenge might have to just accept that money is gone and use a bunch of stamps

No.86621

seatbelt refused to retract when i got in the car earlier had to drive with it all loose couldnt even force it back in spent a while trying at red lights then when i parked but then it was magically fixed when i left and got back in

No.86622

new season starts in a week hope youre all ready

No.86623

upgraded my mp3 player but i cant find my microsds even though i just went to the trouble of sorting through them a couple weeks ago

No.86624

well its still got twice the storage even without

No.86625

bored

No.86626

thought i just bought the same model i had but with a bit more storage the microsd slot on my old one was broken and its hard to fit things into 8 gigs but its actually different hope i dont regret this

No.86627

oh no wonder i thought it was the same model its literally the same normazon posting as when i bought it in 2016 how can they just change the product like that

No.86628

link it got mine that year to wonder if its the same one Please stick it in mee

No.86629

its a nice agptek a02s

No.86630

Please stick it in me nice agp

No.86631

>>86629
Please stick it in mee thats the one except it was a02 what are the odds

No.86632

oh looks like my old one is an a02 and the new one is an a02s

No.86633

grate minds think alike

No.86634

Please stick it in mee

No.86635

feeling wired in a good way i think i understand why norms drink energy drinks now

No.86636

its taco night

No.86637

listening to exit trance remixes

No.86638

i spend my life in a trance

No.86639

stuck on the tree boss in the dlc ran out of summon stuff so i cant get help anymore and my mimic is flippin useless

No.86640

couldnt get past the first boss in the base game and gave up

No.86641

guess ill game too think im near the end although ive been near the end for half the game because of all the grinding

No.86642

think im near the end

No.86643

my real life begins in august

No.86644

have you ever thought about wearing a cape

No.86645


No.86646

a dragonfly has been trying to come inside for the past 30 minutes

No.86647

are you gonno let it in

No.86648

no

No.86649

beat the tree

No.86650

why NOT

No.86651

made friends with a spider once he had a big elaborate web covering my front doorway and i had to duck to get in or out but one day it was gone

No.86652

gaming nude rn

No.86653

pic

No.86654


No.86655

went with mom to the atm it ate my card and i spent two minutes trying to get her attention in the car because you need the card to get into the room but i got it back

No.86656

love going atm with mom

No.86657

sigh medusa

No.86658

might screw

No.86659

took some l theanine pills

No.86660

played with the kitty a bit now shes sleepy

No.86661

foots going numb and leg turned a weird color

No.86662

go for a walk

No.86663

i wouldnt worry about it

No.86664

just realized super mario 64 came out closer to the moon landing than the present

No.86665

never played a mario game

No.86666

youre missing out

No.86667

fat hog gamer

No.86668

mountain dew gaming programs been running ads on the radio recently

No.86669

concerned about my ass fatness

No.86670


No.86671

some woman called up on the intercom said theres a package down here for you so i went down and there was no one there looked around a bit then asked a guy who works here and he checked and some old bitch had it in her office then she came out and raged at me that they left the package there without a signature even though theres a sign that says dont leave packages i told her that its really the couriers fault and not mine that they left it there despite the sign and that she should follow it up with them and she yelled at me that its not her job to do that but it causes her lots of problems i said ok ill try to make sure there are delivery instructions then when i got upstairs i saw someone had opened the corner of my package to look in evil old cunt

No.86672

hate how shipping a package is so complicated

No.86673

ill be killing myself if i ever have to consider living in an apartment for reasons just like that so luckily ill never experience the agony of that situation

No.86674

i live in an apartment NOT a dorm so my front door just faces the outside and the deliveryman just leaves stuff there

No.86675

its because half my building is apartments and half is hotel rooms

No.86676

never used an intercom is it like in seinfeld

No.86677

ya

No.86678

is there an opening right across the hall and could i have your spare key

No.86679

the dhl guy always climbs all the way up to my floor

No.86680

die richnorm

No.86681

usps didnt bother bringing my package to the door today so i had to put on clothes and go look for it

No.86682

bought a caloriemate

No.86683

how is it

No.86684

i havent tried it yet

No.86685

NOT him theyre pretty good i bought some on the net almost ten years ago

No.86686

mom wants me to go to a nutritionist

No.86687

sounds to me like shes cruisin for a bruisin

No.86688

havent given myself a bruise in a while

No.86689

nnd still down its so flipping over

No.86690

eating cheese

No.86691

nervous about tomorrow and NOT tired dont think im gonno sleep well tonight

No.86692

>>86689
theyre probably faxing people the vids frame by frame upon request

No.86693

set my alarm for 6am

No.86694


No.86695

now why would you do that

No.86696

didnt game today just got frustrated and despondent about the living hell the norms have created and ill be trapped in for another 40 years as it continues to worsen maybe tomorrow

No.86697

had a plan to exercise then game and watch a couple episodes of anime but didnt do any of it just watched streams for 8 hours

No.86698

guess ill make cheese toasts

No.86699

skip the cheese

No.86700

think ill skip that post instead

No.86701

>>86697
made the same plans then carried em out except no anime but also cleaned up the place

No.86702

how are you so productive

No.86703

im exceptionally good at being retarded and wasting massive portions of my life with nothing to show for it

No.86704

what about your degree and investments

No.86705

uhhhh i have a patriot bond that will be worth 50 dollars in another ten years ive got that going for me

No.86706

oh wait i think its actually worth that now since i got it 20 years ago kaching

No.86707

>>86702
lucky i guess

No.86708

should have had a movie borrowed and ready to watch with my cheese toasts

No.86709

what do you mean borrowed

No.86710

when a russian guy steals a movie from the dvd pressing assembly line he shares it with his fellow slavs on the information superhighway and it eventually trickles down to me

No.86712

hate when artists match pubic hair color with hair color even when the hair color clearly isnt natural

No.86713

its natural

No.86714

guess ill snooze

No.86715

>>86695
so that id wake up at 530 Please stick it in mee it worked

No.86716

woke up and cried

No.86717


No.86718

at the german embassy

No.86719

hate gernorms

No.86720

having fun with mom had some coffee and nutella pie then helped mom clean the kitchen and vacuum the house

No.86722

thingken about momgf sigh

No.86723

always hated that norm

No.86724


No.86725

left a banana peel in my car and after rotting in the hot sun it gave off a pleasant aroma

No.86726

had 400mg caffeine today still tired

No.86727

long day today ghost im wiped got some tenders gonno watch some anime

No.86728

only halfway through and im already stuffed now do i push to the end and have to lie down bloating for a few hours or do i put it away and enjoy the rest later hah as if thats even a question

No.86729

would usually get popcorn shrimp over tenders and fire up a tray in the afternoon to watch with

No.86730

think i have to lie down anyway

No.86731

lie down on this d

No.86732

your post got cut off there

No.86733

moms mad at me i was supposed to do something before she got home today but i didnt

No.86734

she wanted to catch you with your pants down

No.86735

she did figuratively the thing is i was awake for hours i just forgot and spent the whole time laying in bed rotting

No.86737

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers

No.86738

woke up hey

No.86739

lied down and conked out for an hour managed to get back up and eat the rest gonno lie back down

No.86740

wonder if that guys new processor came yet

No.86741

what are the plans for this fridey night big boy

No.86742

uhh yeah it came the next day

No.86743

>>86741
lying n rotting

No.86744

lost my keys in an unreachable place under the desk and spent 15 minutes trying to dig them out inhaled a bunch of dust now my chest and head both hurt this isnt fair

No.86745

>>86742
what have you been doing with it that you couldnt do before

No.86746

scared of processors what if you broke the pins

No.86747

guess ill do aNOTher bottle of dew

No.86748

starting watching a movie almost 3 hours ago im 21 minutes in

No.86749

you know im starting to think this caffeinated gum doesnt have as much as it advertises

No.86750

thought about buying a box of nicotine gum even though i dont smoke

No.86751

nico nico teen

No.86752

wish i had some nice fun drugs to distract me from reality but without any hangover

No.86753

been spending more time nude lately so ive started sitting on a towel on my chair

No.86754

feel uncomfortably bloated why did i eat all that

No.86755

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers

No.86756

spam

No.86757

feeling drunk after one glass of wine

No.86758

ive sworn off normahol

No.86759

slapped my balls

No.86760

making omelet for dinner already dropped an egg on the floor

No.86761

the other day that guy was saying you dont need all that stuff on your burger bet youll change your tune after you see this
https://files.catbox.moe/nr7laa.jpg

No.86762

looks like norm shite if you took that pic i hope you choke to death on the toothpick

No.86763

You approach the massive omelette…



…and manage to take a slice!!!

No.86764

the flip is that yuppie shite

No.86765

NOT surprised its the cordnorm

No.86766

have to shite but if i shite ill have to shower

No.86767

ate za and drank cora

No.86768

hope it was a nice go za

No.86769

spilled sauce on my pants

No.86770


No.86771

saw this like 19 year old boy dressed in black with his head hung down then he made eye contact and looked at me with an evil grin

No.86772

>>86761
vile slop

No.86773

>>86771
that was me

No.86774

>>86769
same but it was chocolate sauce and it somehow ended up on the inside of the pants

No.86775

how

No.86776

revealating that Jesus could have his pick of any pussy in the universe any time He wants but He doesnt because He's a true volcel hell yeah praise His name lets rejoice in our shared life in Christ

No.86777

raid

No.86778

mom stopped trying to get me to go to church with her

No.86779

wish i had some kitty

No.86780

how about a nice man ass

No.86781

saw they had king james bibbles at the dollar store if they can practically give them away to anyone in the country and things are still this bad its obviously a scam

No.86782

mom reads her catholic devotional every morning

No.86783

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers

No.86784

feels like it was a good thing gramps got excommunicated rather than for everyone in my family to have been super hardcore into church and me being the odd one out for getting my soul possessed by pokemon cards or whatever the flip

No.86785

cummed to purple abby

No.86787

>>86781
thats a fake version you need the original heebrew

No.86788

sister is friendish

No.86789

dont need any more hebrews trying to get inside my head

No.86790

some guy randomly asked me if i was friendish when i was waiting in the checkout line he said he asked because i look really friendish this was a decade ago and i still think about it sometimes

No.86791

wish i was its like living life with an action replay

No.86792

uh what do you mean theyre the most persecuted people in the world

No.86793

ya and now they have total control of the western superpowers so everything evened out for them

No.86794

the are j e w s are friends

No.86795

love turning my other cheek for friends

No.86797

love spreading my cheeks for my friends

No.86798


No.86799

farting hard

No.86800

speak friend and enter

No.86801

jod like a sexual deviant had to take a shower right after and now my head hurts

No.86802

nobody showered until like 50 years ago

No.86803

they didnt have my self pleasure routines

No.86804

the japanese have taken a hot bath every day for over 9000 years

No.86805

gonno jo and snooze havent been doing anything lately or posting or reading just done with it all

No.86806

saw a sign outside a church that said what are you doing to become a great ancestor

No.86807

had a long talk with an old friend of times past

No.86808


No.86809

i am depressed and emotionally unstable

No.86810

>>86800
Please stick it in mee

No.86811

wish i was capable of having long talks

No.86812

sometimes i make long posts

No.86813

wish i didnt jo just now

No.86814

can barely speak

No.86815

what did you jo to

No.86816

male leg lock

No.86817

bought a bunch of books in 2022 and still havent finished a single one always think today is the day ill read at least a little but then i postpone it until the next just cant do it even though i want to

No.86818


No.86819

what kind of books

No.86820

>>86818
can i get a version of this with more pixels

No.86821

still feeling very full 4 hours after dinner

No.86822

wonder how many sexy little pixels ive snapped over the years

No.86823

wonder what else im gonno eat tonight

No.86824

movie time

No.86825

wish it was movie time but i didnt plan ahead theres NOThing

No.86826

benefits of being an ugly man is that i could go to the worst indian village and never have to worry about being raped

No.86827

the indians are a noble people focused on casino management and alcohol abuse theyd never stoop to flipping your manhole

No.86828

unclear if ill be watching tonight i hope so

No.86829

found 3 dead mice in the garage in the last 24 hours glad i dont keep any of my stuff out there besides 30 packs

No.86830

i guess i have other stuff out there too but i write it off as filthy unless it comes into the house and then i clean it like tvs and cords and such

No.86831

phew nice my download went from 1mib before i showered to 20 by the time i got back movie nights back on

No.86832

mixed tuna into nissin beef it was better than youd expect

No.86833

watched european vacation it was a good one the ending sequence depressed me though i wouldnt have destroyed america if i had been alive everyone else decided to though

No.86834

dreamed that i got some pussy in the mail but the shipping label blocked me from reaching it

No.86835

talking to girls or sperming them is a whole quest line i havent even started yet which is both good and bad but then again i dont know what im missing and theres no one to impress except mom and that ship has long since sailed

No.86836

woke up planned on relaxing with a nice cuppa this morning but my milk expired 5 days ago

No.86837

the malk mom gets comes from a farm just outside of town and i think they pastuerize it to the legal minimum because it doesnt really go bad it just turns sour and i keep drinking it never shat or gotten sick

No.86838

nice gf sorry i mean mom involved with the local community

No.86839

im creepy nutter

No.86840

reading slightly ecchi yuri manga made sure to jo first so that i could read it with a pure heart

No.86841

>>86838
if you think about it mom is basically my gf she does my laundry and i get in arguments with her then lock my door and drink

No.86842

uh gfs dont do laundry anymore gramps this isnt the 50s

No.86843

what do they do then whats the point

No.86844

sex

No.86845

ive got to tell you it seems thats obsolete ive got a fiberoptic connection and theres a few dozen motion pictures out there on the net that show sexual acts being performed

No.86846

its true i dont even eat food or drink water anymore i just watch cooking videos

No.86847

uh food and water you should be sungazing

No.86848

twitter recommended me a polish findom feet girl

No.86849

link

No.86850

>>86848
ross fell for that trap and now im 6+ months without a game dungeon

No.86851

when you think about it my life is pretty sweet good thing my idea of the perfect day was skipping school and gaming otherwise it would be a living nightmare

No.86852

die doublespace

No.86853

>>86849
stopkrolowa

No.86854

glad none of my bros have any munny or else id rage at you for posting the screen name of a prostitute leech here

No.86855

i have a net worth of 6 figures

No.86856

youre not my bro unless youre just like me except rich from inheritance

No.86857

sneezed

No.86858

love getting paid for my labor

No.86859

scavengers raided the dumpster and they threw all the garbage everywhere all over the ground

No.86860

wish i was rich from inheritance grandma and grandpa have NOT a small amount of money but they did their best to spend it all on luxury travel and moving into a huge house in a rich area a little while back actually i think they may have even moved yet again NOT to mention the money drain from their health problems now so i dont think im getting a penny of it

No.86861

drinking mountain dew (zero)

No.86862

and gaming

No.86864

watched a video on the japanese giant snail rice farming method they wait until the rice plants are 20 days old then introduce invasive species snails which eat all the small weeds and leave the rice plants alone but then the farmers have to remove all the snail eggs from the fields by hand so they dont reproduce and eat the next crop of baby rice

No.86865

what could go wrong

No.86866

got some cowpiss

No.86867

finished rance iii

No.86868

original or remake

No.86869

pc98

No.86870


No.86871

come to think of it that means yukimi must be in her 50s too

No.86872

the neet cel problem will only get worse as time goes on and income inequality becomes far greater while job opportunities diminish thanks to tech and AI advancements allowing automation of most jobs creating a super elite class of men that own most of the wealth with the rest living on UBI and those elite men get all the women

No.86873

zip it capsnorm

No.86874

finished ooi tonbo cried

No.86875


No.86876

we need to snap cute sexy ai ladies to punish them for taking our jobs

No.86877

dont see why the cel problem will get worse because of that when most homeless people and unemployed junkies are regularly flipping

No.86878

eatin burg

No.86879

drinkin cowpiss

No.86880

ate chikin

No.86881

found a store that sells the kind of smoked gouda id lost

No.86882

did you buy it

No.86883

ya i had it on my burgs

No.86884

got some maple syrup planning to make a nice rice cooker pancake

No.86885

watching anime

No.86886


No.86887

pasted

No.86888

youre sick

No.86889

gamed put a few more scores on the leaderboard

No.86890

pic

No.86891

pancake is cooking

No.86892

nausea

No.86893

raged

No.86894

woke up with a bone whos gonno take care of this

No.86895

if i had a hammer

No.86896

the mansion maid

No.86897

gonno hammer your ass if you arent careful

No.86898

eating pancake

No.86899

overated but managed to stop myself from finishing

No.86900

chugging cawfee

No.86901

might have some more dew later myself but only if onakasama feels better

No.86902

they had a sale on a 12 pack of dew any variety and i forgot to tell mom

No.86903

gah

No.86904

kinda PREDICTABLE how expensive name brand soda has gotten

No.86905

i deserve rape but im too ugly for anyone to do it

No.86906

sigh fine put on the kig and ill see what i can do

No.86907

face is tense and sore

No.86908

doin more dew

No.86909

cleaned my room a bit since moms gone

No.86910

mine is messier than normal but thats because im in the middle of a bigger clean so everything is getting dumped on the floor

No.86911

drinking kefir it tastes flipping vile

No.86912

always meant to get around to making some of that mom gets the unflavored one at the store every once in a while its good tastes like buttermilk

No.86913

balls hanging out of my boxers

No.86914

might make the pilgrimage to galloping ghost again next month

No.86915

woke up hey guys

No.86916

whats on the schedule

No.86917

not sure just got done with my ablutions guess ill get twisted and browse the net and watch stuff again

No.86918

i cant get any more sick and twisted than i already am

No.86919

bloating

No.86920

i think moms getting fried chicken for din

No.86921

dont even necessarily want it my vote would be for pizza

No.86922

dont do it

No.86923

i need to be aborted

No.86924

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers

No.86925

same need to take a trip to a state where theyll do a late term one at 360+ months

No.86926

sasakura said the most important thing you can do is keep living

No.86927

began weeping uncontrollably

No.86928


No.86929

watched kamisama no memochou

No.86930

wasnt paying attention to ram usage again and had to reboot but since it was off i put the 2.5 inch drive in my usb enclosure into the case since it has like a tenth of the power on hours of all the others and is only half full

No.86931

im not a man im just a baby

No.86932

nice 2.5 inch d

No.86933

guess ill pick aNOTher show to latenorm

No.86934

im norm

No.86935

im normer

No.86936

chicken nugget

No.86937

thats it gonno cut

No.86938

cut or cut

No.86939


No.86940

got geniused again thanks oatman

No.86941

reported for ban evasion

No.86942

stop posting nasty links then

No.86943


No.86944

um

No.86945

the local dance academy put up like 10 big banners featuring photos of girls dancing in tights

No.86946


No.86947

cutted i normally use the 8 guard but this time i went crazy and used the 6 guard im basically like the characters who cut their hair to show their determination

No.86948

phew nice had to reboot again after reopening all of my programs because of a fun problem that has never happened before ever where everything graphical just freezes except my mouse and my keyboard wont work heres hoping it never happens again so i dont have to smash my pc to oblivion with a bat

No.86949

this wouldnt happen if youd installed debian

No.86950

nah when ryzen forces me to stop using wangblows 7 im not gonno be installing that considering the admin got gangstalked and murdered ill be installing gentoo and trying to run a wangblows vm with direct access to the gpu

No.86951

looking forward to your blogs whining about everything breaking

No.86952

reading minamike

No.86953

NOT sure why anything would break you just set it and forget it

No.86954

ive never installed gnu slash linux

No.86955

think im done with pc gaming hate windows hate linux im console only now

No.86956

how about a nice macintosh

No.86957

moms watching bet

No.86958


No.86959

>>86956
love my macbook iphone ipad apple watch but i dont game on those

No.86960

the only consoles im interested in arent sold anymore and im not paying hundreds of dollars to some norm for obsolete plastic toys and flash cartridges more complex than the actual system so im stuck with a computer

No.86961

cracked but this is the only one i have so i wont be going crazy tonight

No.86962

why would you need to pay norms for them dont you still have your old consoles

No.86963

on my way through the park saw this giant muscular man in a tank top walking alongside a petite woman who had a black eye and when the man eyed me he moved closer to his girl

No.86964

only have my old ds well gbsp too but i think its broken dont have anything before that

No.86965

cant believe turt finally made it

No.86966

dont know if this blog is bad or if ive just lost my taste for blogs

No.86967

blog or blog

No.86968

blog obviously are you trying to imply something about my blogs

No.86969

felt hungover all day long but only had 1 glass of wine and an old fashioned last night going to stay dry for awhile

No.86970

made it a week since i last swore off normahol forever myself

No.86971


No.86972

>>86962
ya but i never had nes snes genesis dreamcast saturn n64 gamecube

No.86973

theres many more i never had i was just listing them off the top of my head

No.86974

simply get a nice sbc as a dedicated machine to run emulators on

No.86975

i already run normulators on the computer i have

No.86976

then whats the problem

No.86977

wonder if id be happier if i could only access the internet for like an hour every day

No.86978

remember reading a magazine by the beach about this cool new console called the dreamcast but we werent allowed to have consoles

No.86979

>>86976
computers blow

No.86980

>>86977
depends

No.86981

hairdryers blow

No.86982

i love technology always and forever

No.86983

die technorms

No.86984

techlology

No.86985

watching anime with several cuties

No.86986

just had one of those burps with an aftertaste of vomit

No.86987

flies keep crawling on my skin

No.86988

havent been too excited about tech lately nothing fun is happening

No.86989

nice beelzebub

No.86990

never read lotf

No.86991

havent drank in two weeks

No.86992

just finished my blog

No.86993

cant find my forks

No.86994

you know i really dont think id have much trouble finding a girl for a night if i every actually tried

No.86995

the japs really seem to love their emperor bunch of drones

No.86996

guess ill snooze not much else to do

No.86997

samesies

No.86998

>>86994
dont know how to try i know the fake advice they put on the net to troll spergs into humiliating themselves and getting charges pressed against them but other than that my only other reference is tv

No.86999

found a movie but its vhs quality and made for tv so i feel like ill need to pick a real one to watch after

No.87000

fired up the last two dogs tried to make em close to chicago style

No.87001

never had it before its good

No.87002

watched dont tell mom the babysitters dead instead dont have any complaints except that my life didnt go well too

No.87003

the brother in that movie was the grandson of uncle fester

No.87004

fester was a beast

No.87005

didnt know the olympics were this year the summer one is gay anyway im only interested in the bobsledders and biathalons

No.87006

snoozin

No.87007

i thought summer has all the sexy beach outfits

No.87008

jod

No.87009

bit into my ancho queso chicken sausage and it squirted hot cheese all over my pants

No.87011

guess ill try to have my coffee black today normal coffee i dont mind having black in fact thats how i always had it but cheap instant just needs a bit of milk

No.87012

downstairs normbors apartment has been loudly beeping for the last month or two i can hear it inside if my fan is off

No.87013

i dont mind bitterness its the sourness that gets to me

No.87014

how come nigs dont know how to change smoke detector batteries

No.87015

we should have kept them in chains

No.87016

finished yurukan3

No.87017

bloating and its NOT even 10am

No.87018

need to flipping strangle the norms who leave __MACOSX in their uploads

No.87019

simply use macos and you wont see em

No.87020

insufficiently brainwashed

No.87021

found my microsds but ive gone so long with only an 8 gig mp3 player that i dont know what to do with 64 gigs

No.87022

or rather 80 counting the internal storage

No.87023

ordered some amazon brand cheese crackers

No.87024

fucking low flow toilets flush you piece of shit

No.87025

guess ill bathe well actually i already did but i came back to ota saying my post looks automated

No.87026

skipped an entire week of posts

No.87027

ordering online seems pointless because you still have to stand there and wait 5 minutes

No.87028


No.87029

fire up ubereats

No.87030

didnt have to wait at all because there were 4 people standing around for takeout orders and nobody in the regular line

No.87031

whadjaget

No.87032

chicken al pastor burrito

No.87033

uh chicken al pastor is this some kind of joke

No.87034

as for me its hot pockets and mountain dew time

No.87035

how about some pasta e fagioli

No.87036

chicken al panderson

No.87037

been meaning to mow last couple days but it keeps raining

No.87038

id prefer some cacio e pepe

No.87039

tired as flip

No.87040

eating carne asada bowl frozen meal i got on clearance a while back its okay

No.87041

norms work jobs and have families while i watch and game whats the difference really

No.87042

theyre probably not going to feel as much regret on their deathbed

No.87043


No.87044

grandpa forgot who he was then he forgot how to swallow and they had to put him on a liquid diet until he died

No.87045

grandpa was clearly depressed for the last decade of his life NOT surprising given that everyone he knew outside the family was already dead and everyone in the family would get upset at anything he did even if it was just NOT being able to hear very well plus because of mobility and eyesight issues he couldnt do the few outside things he used to enjoy

No.87046

just realized i might NOT be normal

No.87047

die NOTnorm

No.87048

ive been clearly depressed for the last decade of my life

No.87049

watched denpa onna

No.87050

havent decided what to watch next but im on a roll

No.87051

i need to be rolled into the grand canyon in an oil drum

No.87052

maybe some sports anime next tis the season

No.87053

wrote a post and deleted it because i couldnt get the phrasing right

No.87054

we can basically read each others minds at this point the phrasing isnt that important

No.87055

sigh you just dont understand

No.87056

cant stop shoving food in my mouth grapes sandwiches ice cream muffins

No.87057

same and my stomach is protesting because of it

No.87058

gee i sure love when windows refuses to delete some files for zero reason when it had no problem making them

No.87059

pigging out more than usual lately feeling fat

No.87060

i am fat

No.87061

im teetering on the edge you know id gladly give up what little muscle mass i have if it meant getting rid of my fat too id much rather be skeleton

No.87062

we need to carb up

No.87063

ive already eaten over half the box of cheese crackers does that count

No.87064

watching anime with quite a number of cuties

No.87065

think its been about 2 years to the day since i last watched anime

No.87066

havent had carbs in months

No.87067

im about to have a big plate of them for dinner

No.87068

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.87069

pic

No.87070


No.87071

have to piss but dont want to get up and ruin my flow

No.87072

i know what will be flowin soon Please stick it in mee

No.87073

what

No.87074

ever get the urge to dance

No.87075

mom wants to watch another normmovie because she saw advertising for it

No.87076

wouldnt mind living in a run down rotten old wooden shack with no amenities as long as it was waterproof and had running water electricity ac and an internet connection

No.87077

date night with mom!

No.87078

watching baseball anime

No.87079

cooking turkey

No.87080

uh turkey in june

No.87081

its good

No.87082

pic

No.87083

wish i had some taiyaki

No.87084

https://files.catbox.moe/vvvPlease forgive my rudeness2.jpg

No.87085

i will never forgive you

No.87086

>>87076
same unfortunately mom is a gods damned retard and wanted more so now she gets NOThing in her mid 60s with no chance to start over

No.87087

its never too late to follow your dreams

No.87088

>>87086
what about dads pension

No.87089

all i do throughout the day now is work out and eat protein i dont know what im working out for i guess im waiting for society to collapse so i can be ready to survive on my own

No.87090

you do it because youre a brainwashed slave

No.87091


No.87092

bananas and strawberries are both spoiled but at least have apples left bit into one and it was mushy and brown inside

No.87093


No.87094

walked now im makin coffee

No.87095

im spoiled and rotten inside

No.87096

love walking to starbs and getting a tripple fappuchino

No.87097

never had starbucks is it good

No.87098

NOT really

No.87099

its 3am time to drink coffee

No.87100


No.87101

new f2p gook skinner box coming out tomorrow might sink a few hundred hours in

No.87102

youre norm

No.87103

no im normacus

No.87104

alright

No.87105

love being tired all day then wired at bedtime

No.87106

tired of it all

No.87107

you mean except us right

No.87108

ya sure

No.87109

im NOT feeling the love here

No.87110

considering making aNOTher pancake the sugar crash might help me sleep

No.87111

had a violent orgasm now its time to sleep

No.87112

>>87110
stop poisoning yourself with that shite

No.87113

yanked it in bed this morning so i could be productive today

No.87114

gonno eat some raw liver and snooze

No.87115

been talking to ironic weeb zoomer traps for hours each day lately think i might just take the plunge and become irredeemable

No.87116

dont understand a word of what youve just said

No.87117


No.87118

virus

No.87119

love a nice virus

No.87120

virus dont click

No.87121

pancake is cooking

No.87122

feel like i ate too much and now im gonno eat more

No.87123

it plays fine if you download it and hb

No.87124

not gonna fall for your tricks virusnorm

No.87125

thats fine its NOThing new everyone here has almost surely seen it already

No.87126

>>87113
i yank it in bed every morning but it hasnt helped me with productivity one bit

No.87127

youre holding it wrong

No.87128

>>87125
can you describe it to me please

No.87129

【女装注意】コスプレしてフェラしてもらった【東方】.mp4

No.87130

Please stick it in mee i know exactly what it is

No.87131

it better not be two blokes dressed up as girls having gay sex with each other

No.87132

wasnt an awful movie wouldnt have watched it wont watch it again but because its le current year i have to artifically inflate how good it was because there were only 3 coloreds and only one had a speaking role it was the boys in the boat

No.87133

sigh pancake didnt rise

No.87134

is that the momiji one

No.87135

why are you asking the file is right there

No.87136

ate it even though it was dense and rubbery and flavorless and didnt even soak up the syrup very well

No.87137

>>87114
love eating raw meat especially the organ with the sole purpose of filtering bacteria and toxins from the rest of the animal

No.87138

doing pvp in elden ring Please stick it in mee

No.87139

cant pvp

No.87140

same too pmb

No.87141

my style of pvping is casting a spell at someone then hopping back over the ditch

No.87142

running out of nnb to watch

No.87143

its over

No.87144

makin soup

No.87145

guess ill teenshave and take a shower while im waiting for it

No.87146

its good but then again my expectations were low id use less salt next time or some kind of grain or tuber

No.87147

would play an invasion centric pvp focused souls with balanced weapons and a ping filter

No.87148

watched a nice movie

No.87149

what was it

No.87150

get carter

No.87151


No.87152

pasted

No.87153

pissed hard out me arse gonno snooze

No.87154

happy july

No.87155

remembered to say rabbit rabbit this time

No.87156

ribbit ribbit

No.87157

missed one of my favorite characters birthday yesterday fml

No.87158

listening to some thai pop music

No.87159

you know im really torn up over this

No.87160

ordered a single roll of tape from lowes with free same day shipping even though i live out of town 20 minutes away Please stick it in mee thinking of the underpaid worker who has to drive all the way here just for this

No.87161

drinking a white monster never tried it before its okay a bit foul

No.87162

maybe more than a bit

No.87163

still dont understand what the problem was with arranged marriages

No.87164


No.87165

found a 10 rupee note

No.87166

foots been itchy for hours

No.87167

used to do yardwork for an old indian woman who was obsessed with numerology

No.87168

owning some noobs

No.87169

stream

No.87170

groan have to make some phone calls this month dont want to

No.87171

Please stick it in mee ive been putting off a phone call for the last two years but if i dont do it this week things are gonno be bad

No.87172

you can do it just drink a bunch of coffee pace around for hours and be aggressive using your big boy voice get in and get out before the adrenaline wears off

No.87173

the call that saved ota

No.87174

tardlaughing hard hoo boy invading is a hoot

No.87175


No.87176

wish i had some government cheese

No.87177

i got some government cheese for you right here

No.87178

pic

No.87179

creep

No.87180

listening to some 33.turbo

No.87182

ive been getting the good feelings from caffeine recently that i used to get from normahol and without all the negative side effects

No.87183

listening to trucker radio

No.87184

we are all part of the background quantum noise that is trapped within a body and when we die we will join everyone else in the great consciousness

No.87185

think im gonno start rotating between 2 or 3 games for the last year or so ive just been playing 1 at a time

No.87186

looking forward to your three new streams

No.87187

you could be using the natural computational power that youve been blessed with to discover new truths yet you sit in a dark room and play with computer toys

No.87188

unfortunately our natural computers have also been blessed with the feelings of fear and anxiety so we sit here and rot trapped in a programming bug

No.87189

i do that too

No.87190

i could easily rape every single one of you

No.87191

gth turt

No.87192

>>87187
i cant do math thats why the norms threw me in the trash instead of giving me 300k starting to answer emails like every other imageboard user

No.87193

just doing some math today myself

No.87194

love a good math vid

No.87195

i could easily rape every single one of you

No.87196

spam

No.87197

needle left a weird mark in my skin

No.87198

the only love i will ever experience will be the loving embrace of death

No.87199

nice insulin shot

No.87200


No.87201

love being an unemployed middle aged man laughing at soyjaks at midnight

No.87202

spam

No.87203

having that collapsing void feeling in my chest again

No.87204


No.87205

no one told me pasted gdq was on

No.87206

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers

No.87207

finished taishou yakyuu musume think i might be a feminist now

No.87208

sipping some tea

No.87209

womens rights

No.87210

used to see the eight of clock threads on /a/ every morning since i went to bed around 9 or 10 am

No.87211

>>86683
its NOT very good but in a good way so exactly what i had hoped for id get more if i didnt have to pay the weeb tax to buy them

No.87212

squirted greasy poo all over the kitchen floors

No.87213

pic

No.87214

can't I'm naked

No.87215

ban

No.87216

beautiful heavy rain and fog today hima simply beautiful might get under the big blanky and watch a nice movie

No.87217

dont you think youre a couple decades too old to be having a blankie

No.87218

want to game because its the only thing left in this worthless life of mine that actually passes the time quick but whenever i do im the unluckiest tard in the world its like the gods are having fun at my expense every single time without fail and im not interested in single player games at the moment

No.87219

have you considered that you might just be a noob

No.87220

>>87215
*squirts greasy poo into your face*

No.87221

dont think moms going back out again today im pissed

No.87222

sis has a nice butt and it makes me want to snap her

No.87223

mine has dekai oppai dont have any opinion on her butt

No.87224

sigh things would have been different if id had a sis

No.87225

nah

No.87226

it would have been different but probably worse at my expense

No.87227

maybe i would have gotten to share a cell with him sigh

No.87228

would you suck it

No.87229

gonno make that call tomorrow morning

No.87230

yes and he can put it in my butthole

No.87231

in the mansion you will be made to make every call

No.87232

>>87230
no homo

No.87233

I had secretly fantasized about getting charged up. I'm a bareback bottom , love to get fucked, and having a guy breed my hole. The idea of having a hot guy fuck me and blow his dirty seed in all in my ass had inspired many spank marathons. I'm sure that I have taken a poz load before not knowing the status of whoever was fucking me or really even caring for that matter. I had never knowingly let a guy that was poz fuck me. One night I was cruising all the slut sites looking for other bareback guys to play with when this really hot guy messaged me. He said that he had read in my profile that I liked to go bare and that I was a btm. He told me that he was looking 4 a hole to use 4 the evening. That got my attention I had never been submissive and must admit it had been another fantasy of mine to completely give up control. He asked me if I was into pnp and I told him that I do party sometimes. We chatted 4 a little while with the standard Q&A, u know how big, what position, where to cum. Then I asked poz/neg? He responded with poz. I told him that I was neg. To which he responded "u want to get a charged load n u tonight?" I was shocked and very turned on, I asked him if he fucked neg guys bareback. He told me he did all the time and that he even hosted several conversion party’s. I wasn’t familiar with the term, he explained that a conversion party’s was were a group of poz tops get together and breed a neg guy. The soul reason 4 this was to spread dirty seed, and infect the neg btm. Before I could answer he asked me if I liked to pnp. I told him that I did, but I didn’t have any party supplies. He said that if I wanted I could come over to his place and get ass fucked and get high.

No.87234

bone

No.87235

>>87211
actually its surprisingly filling i think ive spoiled my dinner plans

No.87236

didn't know hima was full of homos! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.87237

surprisingly filling its a meal replacement bar

No.87238

ya but for japs so its only 400cal

No.87239

whats hima

No.87240

a place full of homosexuals newteen

No.87241

never heard of it

No.87242

got two 30 day free amazon prime trials in a row

No.87243

my only chance to lose my virg will be a man in a kig suit

No.87244

>>87241
how did you come to be here?

No.87245

>>87244
die raidteen

No.87246

>>87245
fuck off hima fag

No.87247

whats hima

No.87248

gonna go watch movies and sperm until the raids over

No.87249

need to find a poz guy to breed my neg hole

No.87250

alcohol is a disinfectant right so it shouldnt matter if you leave a winestopper out on the counter for a month then use it on a bottle of wine

No.87251

>>87247
an image board that was shutdown
all the former hima posters now post on /ghost/ like this current thread

No.87252


No.87253

watching the next anime

No.87254

should be watching anime but cant stop watching streams

No.87255


No.87256

you just linked the same post twice

No.87257

look closer

No.87259

nah you can die raidteen

No.87261

nah you can raid your anus hima fag

No.87262

whats hima

No.87263

gbt

No.87264

getting that feeling where its hard to fully extend your leg

No.87265

you know

No.87266

might extend my third leg later

No.87267

gbt

No.87268

wish my ankle was more flexible

No.87269

ate a load of chips then got up and felt them sloshing around inside my stomach

No.87270

might fry up some gyo za

No.87271

love eating carbs fried in seed oils then covered in more chemicals

No.87272

gbt

No.87273

you sound like mom shes always talking about the carbs in my food

No.87274

shes right

No.87275

been eating nothin but ground beef ground pork and chicken hearts fried in their own fat with some spices msg pepper and cheese lately

No.87276

dont think ive ever won a crane game

No.87277

eating 2 cups of rice right now

No.87278

>>87275
did that for a month or two and felt great then i stopped

No.87279

been doin it for 3 months now and not gonna stop any time soon got no appetite at all for carbs but love every mouthful of meat

No.87280

ya thats what i said at the time

No.87281

might eat some tamago kake gohan tomorrow

No.87282

dont trust my grocery store eggs for that mom used to get nice eggs from a friend

No.87283

made potstickers

No.87284

out of soy sauce so im eating with wustersher its a bit strange

No.87285

learned you can cook without sauces by just using oil vinegar and spices

No.87286

uhh you can cook without sauce by just making sauce and cooking with that haha lifehack

No.87287

its a chilly 81 degrees now had to turn off the fan

No.87288

ban on the 4 got extended a month longer Please stick it in mee

No.87289

normbors lighting fireworks

No.87290

owned 4norm

No.87291

stuck some more kopipe in the appeal box again

No.87292

baste

No.87293

watching the anime where a perverted loser lives out his youth to the fullest as several ladies vie for his love and attention

No.87294

hopefully the neighbors will shoot a fireworks up your poophole

No.87295

you will need to be a bit more specific there

No.87296

why how many poopholes do you have

No.87297

cats freaking out bad because of the fireworks

No.87298


No.87299

had the upsetting realization that the reason i get frustrated in games more now is because im not grateful simply to be playing them like i was as a kid

No.87300

rager

No.87301

NOThin rage i just dont have patience like i used to

No.87302

bedtime

No.87303

there is no escape

No.87304

ill be back tmrw

No.87305

groan forgot to move my laundry to the dryer earlier and now that i have the noise is interfering with my need for beauty sleep

No.87306

been getting too much ugly sleep

No.87307

the yen conversion rate is super high today if this was 7 or 8 years ago id buy some stuff on yahoo auctions

No.87308

calf is aching

No.87309

feel like i want to do lots of stuff my ideal life would have been to just be rich but keep living the same way so if i wanted to do something i could

No.87310

read some threads on the 4 and actually felt my mood going bad both because of the content and because of how i miss when it was fun it doesnt help that society collapsed between then and now sigh should have gone outside more when i still could

No.87311

havin lots of fun playin this game

No.87312

guess ill sperm n snooze

No.87313

did the sperming having trouble with the snoozing

No.87314

have no trouble sleeping but i wonder if its just NOT a deep sleep or something because im still tired during the day

No.87315

gonno make that call

No.87316

youve got the norms by the balls now the world is yours for the taking

No.87317

NOT yet i still need to plan my lines and rehearse a few times

No.87318

up to 3 buckets of used needles youre supposed to take them to some kinda disposal center but really dont want to go out there

No.87319

called two places and both were booked out for weeks might just give up and hope for the best

No.87320

are you trying to book a fancy restaurant for your hot date

No.87321

no i need my car looked at before Driving back to mom since the steering is all crooked finally found somewhere with availability but they dont do alignment

No.87322

scheduled an appointment anyway since i couldnt say no to the nice sounding lady on the phone at least they can look to see if there are any other issues and ill just deal with the steering

No.87323

sounds scary

No.87324

she manipulated you

No.87325

sigh

No.87326

mom wanted me to go to the store with her today but now that ive been up so late i just want it to be night again so i can snooze hard

No.87328

mom caught me squirting out chicken nuggers

No.87334

haha le epic periods meme loool Please forgive my rudenessDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

No.87335

gonno jo to some ntr

No.87336

think i mightve been a samurai in a past life

No.87337

jod but ruined it at the end

No.87338

farted but ruined it

No.87339

guess ill make some orenjii chicken

No.87340

mom caught me squirting out some orenjii chicken

No.87341

havent scaped since 2017 or maybe earlier last time i tried to login my account was bannned but i just made a jagex account and its been unbanned

No.87342

and theres a character on my account i dont remember that was clearly a bot Please stick it in mee

No.87343

never had a chance to get back into my account when i was younger i would just type in a random email surprisingly never had anything stolen

No.87344

ya i lost that one years ago but it doesnt matter since that was before rs3 which ill never play

No.87345

last logged in 2665 days ago to be precise

No.87347

woke up gaming

No.87348

doctor wants me to go to the hospital

No.87349

crying theyre gonno kill you in there

No.87350

overate

No.87351

going with mom to the store i dont want to but the plan is to get snacks

No.87352

I hope they kill you in there

No.87353

been eating the tiramisu thin oreos at work lately get some of those

No.87354

that would be hilarious

No.87355

been eating the tiramisu thin oreos at work lately get some of those

No.87356

spam

No.87357

mom caught me squirting out spam nuggers

No.87358

cant believe some males are attractive and im just ugly

No.87359

you have a beautiful personality

No.87360

actually i get bitter and jealous really easily but i probably have a heart of gold on the inside that a cute girl could unlock

No.87361

bitterness and jealousy are part of being human your complex emotions are what make you beautiful

No.87363

drinking more dew i think i might be addicted

No.87364

die dewboy

No.87365

have a boring nonexistent personality and just spend all day refreshing ghota and 4teen while occasionally watching something so i have nothing to talk about

No.87366

i have a fulfilling life and career

No.87367

then why are you wasting your time here

No.87368

you know

No.87369

love spending all day making big bux trading then coming home and posting with my bros on ghost

No.87370

i dont wait until im home i check ota multiple times per hour while at work

No.87371

had aNOTher call i needed to make today but i didnt

No.87372

body doesnt like it when i eat 2000 calories in one meal might have to cut back

No.87373

one of the dance academys banners shows the girl in an over the shoulder pose with her arms crossed and a smirk on her face

No.87374

feeling the urge to eat some brain

No.87375

uma delicia

No.87376

its good

No.87377

Geeky, nerdy Turkish Animé fan! I video record and attend many comic cons and Animé conventions.

I’m the only continuous Giovanni, Boss of Team Rocket (Original Animé Version) Pokémon cosplayer in the world since 2010!

pasted

No.87378

love chowing down on some trans fats in the morning to start the day

No.87379

you see paneras new breakfast menu
https://files.catbox.moe/uj05qz.jpg

No.87380

i am tired brothers i might not wake up tomorrow

No.87381

cya

No.87382

snacks were too expensive i got a mini ham some cabbages a bag of potatoes and i dont like to fund radical communist regimes but canadian whiskey was under 20 with tax for a huge bottle so im gonno make some highballs later

No.87383

>>87374
nice zombie

No.87384

uh you shouldnt be paying more than 15 bucks for a handle of blogka

No.87385

guess ill crack a cold one

No.87386

actually lower than that i just checked and i pay 12 bucks plus tip

No.87387

got some highballs for you right here

No.87388

sisters husband buys lots of expensive liqueurs and she made me japanese drinks from one of his recipe books

No.87389

love living with sisters husband and cooking and cleaning for him and sucking his dick

No.87390

wouldnt mind a life like that

No.87391

what about your saiyan pride

No.87392

>>87384
considered it but decided to try this instead if theres a 2liter of lemonade is on sale ill do it next time

No.87393

i have no pride

No.87394

uh oh

No.87395

need to unplug one of my drives to make room for aNOTher internally i know what drive i want to take out but externally i have 4 plugged in and they arent labeled so i dont know which one it is

No.87396

the storage guy

No.87397

having that feeling like when you hold your breath for a long time but havent been holding my breath

No.87398

you mean that lightheaded and euphoric and with a throbbing boner feeling

No.87399

NOT euphoric checked my heart rate and its 122

No.87400

silverfish on my wall

No.87401

before silverfish reproduce they carry out a ritual involving three phases which may last over half an hour in the first phase the male and female stand face to face their vibrating antennae touching then repeatedly back off and return to this position in the second phase the male runs away and the female chases him in the third phase the male and female stand side by side and head to tail with the male vibrating his tail against the female finally the male lays a spermatophore a sperm capsule covered in gossamer which the female takes into her body via her ovipositor to fertilize her eggs

No.87402

what you say

No.87403

>>87401
but why though why dont they just flip why would they evolve something like that

No.87404

kitty snoozng

No.87405

evolution isnt real god made them that way

No.87406

have just a bit of maple syrup left but NOThing to eat it with

No.87407

>>87395
weird i remember just by the order from top to bottom not to mention different sata cable colors and the difference in size between the old 3.5 inch and the new ones

No.87408

oh you said externally

No.87409

well ya when i said 4 i wasnt counting my three internals or easily distinguishable external just the ones i could easily narrow down to without any trial and error actually i can tell them apart from the outside if i look closely except for two i just dont know what drive letter they correspond to

No.87410

>>87403
to prevent silverfish males who arent as good at a specific ritual from ever breeding its just like people

No.87411

what about their names

No.87412

what do you mean names

No.87413

like on mine h: is named rss even though i havent set up normime feeds in two years

No.87414

lets see i have local disk local disk local disk local disk elements new volume local disk local disk

No.87415

i could easily rape every single one of you

No.87416

nah im six inches taller

No.87417

im a bit over 6 inches myself

No.87418

im a trucel

No.87419

dried sweat crystal got in my eye it burns

No.87420

ota is a vol board

No.87421

been putting off throwing out my sex toys but i think its about time

No.87422

>>87414
should have named when you formatted em

No.87423

had named all my old drives after different octopus species but cant remember exactly why think it was the anime planetes

No.87424

mouth ulcer bothering me

No.87425

i dont see how that would change anything nyway they already have drive letters that serve as their name i know whats on each letter like f for music and e for anime and some other stuff and so on just NOT what letter maps to what physical drive i could figure it out easily i just need to shut down everything that could be using my drives and unplug them one by one but im doing a big transfer from one to aNOTher right now so itll have to wait till tomorrow

No.87426

normetes

No.87427

need to start looking for a movie early before things get out of hand

No.87428

mom liked hit man

No.87429

how about a nice japanimation feature

No.87430

why would god put me into this earth in such an unsightly vessel

No.87431

was reminded that i never watched hardcore from start to finish mom had on the waterfront on the other day and it had the guy who played the detective in the exorcist in it whose character was replaced by george c scott in exorcist 3 who is the main guy in hardcore

No.87432

simply open disk management and change as fit

No.87433

dad had the vhs so we watched it together when i was 9 its his favorite movie

No.87434

im involuntarily virg

No.87435

did you guys have one of those rewinder machines

No.87436

no we just rewound with the vtr it was kinda slow though

No.87437

blu ray came out 18 years ago

No.87438

>>87433
uh its not appropriate for 9 year olds youre only supposed to be watching violence in movies at that age

No.87439

was building a new pc the other day and included a bluray rw drive

No.87440

was thinking about building pcs and selling them on Myspace marketplace maybe i do budget gaming pcs or something i might be able to earn some extra money as a neet what do you guys think

No.87441

maybe thats why i turned out this way

No.87442

havent been to the water store in a while

No.87443

i dont mean literally building i mean i built it on the website for when i win the lottery

No.87444

finished henneko it started off great then was just okay but at least tsuchukinokos cuteness made it pleasant to watch

No.87445

this full bottle of store brand mouthwash on my sink expired in 2022 it must have been sitting here unused for 3 years

No.87446

forgot mom trolled me by switching out my mouthwash a few weeks ago i took a big swig for the first time in probably 5 months and it was some vile filmy tooth whitener shite almost threw up

No.87447

wish my teeth were white

No.87448

i dont care i could get in a horrific accident and have a head and body transplant id still have a hard time living in this nightmare at least mine are whiter than the dogs

No.87449

guess ill snooze NOT looking forward to tomorrow or i guess later today

No.87450

looking forward to zog day on thursday gonno grill

No.87451

>>87448
you know i think youd really benefit from taking a more positive thinking approach to life

No.87452

i am being positive Please stick it in mee

No.87453

hiv positive

No.87454


No.87455

tired of british people

No.87456

dont worry theyll be gone long before us

No.87457

dont know if i can watch this its only been 5 minutes but whats been shown is upsetting cant believe multiple generations before me didnt know what they had and threw it in the trash

No.87458

excellent movie as expected but cant imagine why dad showed you that at 9 unless he molestered you at least taxi driver has good morals for kids

No.87459

watched hardcore a few months ago damned good movie

No.87460

peter boyle was a beast

No.87461

got a boil on my peter its pretty beastly

No.87462

you worked for that one ill give you that Please stick it in mee

No.87463

was intending to fire up a nice movie but im simply gaming way too hard

No.87464

hope to game if i wake up before 5pm tomorrow feel like i can beat off a game if i start early

No.87465

woke up and rubbed my eyes then remembered having extensively scratched my balls just before falling asleep

No.87466

dont even bother washing my hands between jerking and eating

No.87467

headed to the mechanic wml

No.87468

theyre remaking reyearth

No.87469

gayearth

No.87470

its disability pride month

No.87471

encrypting my buruma folder

No.87472

got a haircut

No.87473

made two more calls heart is pounding

No.87474

got my ban upgraded to a perma Please stick it in mee

No.87475

pasted

No.87476

gtab

No.87477

HEY YOU YES YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP NORMO

No.87478

woah

No.87479

kodomojod

No.87480

going into the hospital

No.87481

it was nice knowing you

No.87482

R.I.P

No.87485

ban

No.87486

have to clean the rug just one section of it though im too lazy to spend hours doing the whole thing

No.87487

maybe ill try to mow to get out of here for a bit while the carpet cleaner smell dissipates

No.87488

one of the boxes i shipped showed back up at my door all banged up with stickers saying returned for additional postage but with the additional crossed out even though i paid and handed it directly to the lady at the post office luckily the contents are safe but now im worried about the other box that hasnt arrived

No.87489

if it matters so much why didnt you let them extort you for a tracking number

No.87490

uh i got a tracking number that comes with even the cheapest parcel services as far as the system is concerned its still in transit actually looks like the label the lady stuck on fell off which would explain both the lack of updates and the failed delivery if that happened to the other package all i can do is pray they honor the return address and dont just dump it

No.87491

sigh now ill just be feeling anxious nonstop i guess its NOT the end of the world if it gets lost all material things return to dust eventually

No.87492

im sure itll work out unless its fedex or ups

No.87493

im sure it wont

No.87494

eating blocks of cheese

No.87495

mom calls that a self fulfilling prophecy

No.87496

its NOT like i can control it anymore its out of my hands need that guy to post a relevant newman clip

No.87497

just hope the missing box isnt the one with my unreplaceable limited edition imported manga guess ill find out in a couple weeks

No.87498


No.87499

tenders in the oven

No.87500

>>87498
Please stick it in mee

No.87501

drinking dr thunder

No.87502

watched a movie and cried now ill game the feelings away

No.87503

what movie

No.87504

turkey sandwich for dinner

No.87505

baking two pizzas

No.87506

pic and pic

No.87507

finished tonari no youkaisan think it was the biggest surprise this season

No.87508

it was five easy pieces cant even game because the servers are down though

No.87509

started setting up the new seasons rss

No.87510

scan was negative thanks doc for making me waste my afternoon at the hospital

No.87511

uh isnt that a good thing

No.87512

still reeks of carpet cleaner in here i think youre supposed to wipe it up or vacuum it but i forgot and its just sitting there

No.87513

never cleaned a carpet

No.87514

what i really need is my own personal model of those things they rent at the grocery store so i can just blast all the piss and spew and spills out of it once and for all

No.87515

love when im at walmart and the big automatic robot cleaner is roaming around where i want to browse

No.87516

torrents are downloading at a snails pace even though my connection speed is blazing fast according to google

No.87517

you have to go for whatever has the biggest filesize to weed out third world upload speeds

No.87518

its NOT just one underseeded torrent obviously that happens its multiple from nyaa and ab

No.87519

sorry i never seed

No.87520

sigh still havent tried to get my account back wonder if that was the nail in the coffin for my japanese spirit

No.87521

eating dried squid

No.87522

>>87520
nah thats just an excuse you can almost everything off nyaa anyway

No.87523

eating dried feces

No.87524

watching the scape gdq barely recognize anything anymore

No.87525

>>87522
NOT true at least from what i remember obviously anything thats less than 5 years old is there but im not interested in anything that new

No.87526

and i would trust your memory over my experience why

No.87527

i dont have a drive that old plugged in right now so nothing on my system is from there to verify but i know theres a lot of stuff that you cant get elsewhere or if you can theres no seeds

No.87528

ya theres lots of specific releases but NOT as many missing series if youre fine with whatever besides it sounds like there isnt any particular thing its missing that caused you to lose your japanese spirit so its back to being a lame excuse

No.87529

I'm A NEET Who Has Been Doted On By My Own Mother, And For The Past 7 Years I've Been Under House Arrest 365 Days A Year, And She's Been Controlling My Ejaculation… Miki Yamase, 43 Years Old

No.87530

you know NOT every word is supposed to be capitalized in a title

No.87531


No.87532

YOU KNOW NOT EVERY WORD IS SUPPOSED TO BE CAPITALIZED IN A TITLE

No.87533

nice flipping doublespace

No.87534

scared me

No.87535

im flipping melting

No.87536

simply stream the anime

No.87537

flip off

No.87538

wow rude much

No.87539

started the new season

No.87540

becoming violently enraged that these gooks wont let me game

No.87541

despise the damn bastards

No.87542

reading an article on the beeb about how short ratmen are now the most desirable males were finally at the top of the food chain

No.87543

why did you have to remind me coreans exist

No.87544

but im NOT short

No.87545

nida

No.87546

still reeks in here groan

No.87547

get owned cleanorm

No.87548

eating pizza pockets with chopsticks

No.87549

bhole moist rn

No.87550

the pain is worse its like being stabbed

No.87551

what pain

No.87552

>>87547
couldnt help it i had to make a tactical decision to vom on the carpet because the alternatives were worse

No.87553

youtube keeps recommending me streams with 5 viewers and its starting to piss me off

No.87554

nice keeping minority spirit

No.87555

need to taste the moist bhole of a horny sexy lady

No.87556

real ladies dont get horny

No.87557

Normally, people choose to become adventurers in their teens. At 30 years old, Rick Gladiator bucks the trend by leaving his job as a guild clerk to become an adventurer. He begins as a novice F-rank with the fighting strength of an S-rank. After two years of brutal training with the continent’s strongest party, Orichalcum Fist, Rick will defeat anyone who underestimates him!

watching this sigh its never too late to follow your dreams

No.87558

dont have dreams but sometimes wonder if thats true and make plans to do everything different but then i dont

No.87559

ate more cheese

No.87560

cant take it anymore

No.87561


No.87562

>>87560
whats the problem

No.87563

its past 11pm so why the flip is it still over 86 degrees inside

No.87564

my air conditioner has a remote just put it on 62 a moment ago

No.87565

sorry im too busy saving the planet to walk over to the wall and turn on my ac

No.87566

sprayed a bunch of isopropyl on the rug the smells not so bad now

No.87567

simply open the window

No.87568

wonder how isopropylguy is doing

No.87569

its been open for 6 hours

No.87571


No.87572

spose ill snooze

No.87573

the nights young lets party

No.87574

may turn to the dark side and put some of this whiskey in my instant cawfee tomorrow

No.87575

ive fallen to the dark side and started drinking energy drinks instead of coffee but its just a temporary bit of insanity i expect

No.87576

to poor for energy drinks theyre a rare treat

No.87577

thats why i expect this to be temporary planning to NOT buy any more once this pack runs out at least i can justify it by saying its okay since im NOT buying blogs

No.87578

Please stick it in mee planned to start buying lottery tickets instead of blogs but i bought a 10 dollar one won 10 and havent cashed it yet

No.87579

daily life probably wouldnt change much if i won the lottery except for getting gourmet snacks and more hard drives

No.87580

same

No.87581


No.87582

just remebered what movie i was gonno watch it was mentioned two separate times in the moviechat threads for hardcore and i had already downloaded it a while ago nows as good a time as any

No.87583

tried to borrow the patriot for tomorrow because ive never seen it the whole way through but didnt have enough space maybe next year

No.87584

never watched passion of the christ dont want to feel like a teen for watching it after part 2 comes out

No.87585

if i could travel back in time to when i was 15 i would shoot him also i would do the same thing at ages 10 5 and 0.*

No.87586

shoot who

No.87587

me

No.87588

>>87582
what was it

No.87589

theres no more room on the table for my dirty plate because of all the trash so had to put it on the floor

No.87590

pic

No.87591

90 degrees inside and its raining outside so its nice and humid ive got my window open

No.87592

took a cold shower

No.87593

twinge in my chest

No.87594

got ingredients for mac n cheese but its NOT really suited for this weather

No.87595

>>87588
i didnt watch it i rewatched a yify rip of summer rental instead

No.87596


No.87597

im baste im baste im muhterfullipin baste

No.87599

started making that mac n cheese but i snacked a bit too much on the cheese so i wont be hungry by the time its done

No.87610

gonno fire up the grill in a bit even though its just me and mom im making like 3 days worth of food so i can just microwave it all and not cook

No.87616

mac is outta the oven but im already feeling bloated

No.87617

havent kept up with dishes my kitchen has trash all over it and the sinks are full and the floor and stove is covered with spattered oil might need to clean it up soon

No.87618

bombs bursting in air

No.87619

makin burgs dogs chicken pieces corn onions and baked beans

No.87620

pic

No.87621

how come openai is out there worth 11 figures but i still dont have a robot wife

No.87622

theres not enough energy capacity to power all the demand you would need like a dyson sphere

No.87623

if theres enough energy for buttcoin miners there should be enough for my robot wife

No.87624

i really dont think im being too greedy here

No.87625

wish i wasnt bald

No.87626

why

No.87627

the mc in this anime im watching is called ike its pronounced ike but when i read the subs my mind reads it as ike and throws me off

No.87628

ike or ike

No.87629

ya

No.87630

bloating

No.87631

cant stop eating chips

No.87632


No.87633

watched a fat neckbearded guy walk back from the convenience store carrying 2 bottles of coke and then a few hours later he did it again with mountain dew

No.87634

what kind of bottles

No.87635

looked like the standard 12 oz plastic bottles

No.87636

uh 12 oz bottles

No.87637

dont know sizes isnt the standard bottle 12

No.87638

youre thinking of cans

No.87639

wow ok apparently bottles are 20 oz and cans are 12

No.87640

burp tasted like vom

No.87641

fired up the ac its a chilly 78 degrees now

No.87642

weird how 6 years ago id be happy going shirtless in the 30s and 40s inside but now i feel cold in the 60s

No.87643

did you lose weight

No.87644


No.87645

NOT really maybe like 10 pounds

No.87646

>>87620
only made the burgs and theyre already gone i made a double so it was half a pound

No.87647

okay but wheres the pic

No.87648

it doesnt exist because there are no longer any burgs to photograph

No.87649

crying

No.87650

might have to jo to kids tonight

No.87651

plus i was like 30 pounds lighter a few years ago and couldnt stand the heat then either

No.87652

for me it was vegan loaded vegetable fried rice

No.87653

eyeballed a couple of very cute kodomokids at the grocery store the other day

No.87654

same fridey nights are the best for watching

No.87655

one day i will become a man but today is not the day

No.87656

otokonokodayo

No.87657

watching the stepsister anime

No.87658

theyre dropping shells

No.87659

packs of families are wandering outside to watch the fireworks

No.87660

some norms a few streets down must have set off like 300 bucks worth of them looked at it in the driveway with mom for a few minutes

No.87661

glad fireworks are illegal here so the norms cant shoot them off

No.87662

watched neighbor take a picture of the fireworks with her flash on

No.87663

overate too much

No.87664

nice flasher

No.87665

unc bought $3000 worth of made in japan sasaki dinnerware

No.87666

guess ill lie down

No.87667

are you in his will if not start getting on his good side thats what id do if a single person in my family had any money

No.87668

love when im lying down and randomly remember a time i was weird and awkward and made a fool of myself

No.87669

ya but not because of money im not a slimy buddy

No.87670

doubt im in uncs will its all going to cuz

No.87671

headsets hurting the top of my head switched back to wired earbuds

No.87672

did you get a gamer head dent

No.87673

never used a headset until 6 months ago

No.87674

headset or headphones and if its the former then why

No.87675

hadnt used the kind that wraps around the top of your head because wired earbuds are fine

No.87676

not sure how thats possible i dont even remember seeing earbuds until 20 years ago

No.87677

mom said she heard me quote unquote giggling around 6 this morning which was really me drunk and tardchuckling at summer rental i wouldnt have called it giggling

No.87678

ate popsicle

No.87679


No.87680

im sighing sigh i was in a good mood earlier but now ive got that sinking feeling again

No.87681

phew spermed hard now i snooze

No.87682

had one hell of a longsperm yersterday and joburned but its already subsiding even though normworks interrupted my snooze

No.87683

winced when i saw the j word

No.87684

i remember telling mom when i was 14 that i may be depressed and i said it in a way like i was telling her i was cool or something because i thought it was a big deal and not just an expected symptom of being alive

No.87685

what did she say

No.87686

not sure it certainly wasnt the truth its just funny to think about

No.87687

not tired at all

No.87688

hope i am soon i want to snooze my troubles away

No.87689

smoke alarm just went off like 6 times and stopped for no reason now im even further away from snoozing

No.87690

i unplugged mine

No.87691

waked shitted brushed showered

No.87692

here i sit broken hearted came to shite but only farted

No.87693

snapped the neighbors daughter

No.87694


No.87695

>>87692
Please stick it in mee

No.87696

thinking about oppai

No.87697

and how despite there being 4 billion women on this planet ill never get to squeeze one

No.87698

im flipping retarded

No.87699

you are smart

No.87700

im tard

No.87701

didnt realize we love katamari got a remake too might play

No.87702


No.87703

watching fetish porn

No.87704

>>87701
oh apparently i did realize it and had already downloaded a copy Please stick it in mee

No.87705

solved my fly problem very carefully carried my full trash can outside without bumping it and now theyre all gone

No.87706

reflexively check my fly multiple times after using the bathroom or before entering a room with people even though ive only left it down once in memory

No.87707

hate when im watching fetish porn and it gets too hardcore and i lose my appetite

No.87708

eating leftovers

No.87709

watching anime

No.87710

hope its nurse witch komugi chan

No.87711

no its a seasonal

No.87712

almost forgot to take my meds

No.87714

jod thats all the anti depression meds i need

No.87715

mixed calpico with bubblewater its okay i think i prefer unbubbled

No.87716

sipping my morning coffee

No.87717

which one of you boys will be on kig duty today

No.87718

that guy

No.87720

i neetblog will be on kig duty

No.87723

eating precure candy

No.87724

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.87725

im an ugly virgin man in my 30s

No.87726

you already said that

No.87727

yawned after waking up smells like someone shat directly into my mouth

No.87728

that was me

No.87729

drinkin dew

No.87730

pussy is snoozing on my lap

No.87731

practiced some spell cards

No.87732

ore no turn

No.87733


No.87734


No.87735

sick freak

No.87736

sigh how am i supposed to compete with that

No.87737

NOT sure whats worse the dogpill or the horsepill

No.87738

nailbit

No.87739

took like a month or two but i think ive finally got the data on my drives sorted out everything important is on at least two but without as much pointless redundancy

No.87740

imagine you just ate 40 hot dogs in 12 minutes and dont win and now you just have that in you for the rest of the day for NOThing

No.87741

dont have anything worth backing up on my hard drive

No.87742

win what

No.87743

hot dog eating contest

No.87744

im a pie eating contestant

No.87745

you got to eat 40 dogs how is that NOT a win

No.87746

several nice jkgf self insert shows this season these are basically what my high school life wouldve been like if i was born in japan

No.87747

dropped a big one looked in the bowl and it was empty

No.87748

are you watching the otokonoko one

No.87749

had my ac running today unlike the usual stepped outside and blimey its 96 degrees out

No.87750

woke up relaxing

No.87751

>>87748
ya i posted that screen

No.87752

the trans rights anime

No.87753


No.87754

the tranny fights anime

No.87755

im a paste man

No.87756

watching the anime where the mc gets summoned to a world in a group and gets given weaker powers than everyone else so they make fun of him but surprise hes actually the strongest

No.87757

saw theres yet aNOTher anime about a boy who gets isekaied with a low tier power but then somehow that low power is actually op

No.87758

ya thats what im watching

No.87759

why

No.87760

the cg is real bad too already on the first ep

No.87761

what do you mean why

No.87762

you said that already

No.87763

uh

No.87764


No.87765

thats illegal

No.87766

hair

No.87767

gonno try to game after dinner

No.87768

hell ya looking forward to the stream

No.87769

doctor told me to stop skipping meals

No.87770

i just eat when i want

No.87771


No.87772

>>87771
everyone watching this will die alone

No.87773

skipped that post but ive always known ill die alone anyway

No.87774

everyone dies alone but theyll certainly die as embarrassingly retarded faguettes

No.87775

i am wanna die

No.87776

woke up relaxed a bit spermed and showered guess its time to game

No.87777

i masturbate to children there i said it

No.87778

you hit the jackpot

No.87779

havent jerked it to kids in over 24 hours

No.87780

bored as hell

No.87781

cracked

No.87782

cant be bored kaizo relay in 3 minutes

No.87783

sick fucks

No.87784

cracked

No.87785

having burger for dinner

No.87786


No.87787

Please stick it in mee

No.87788

mowed

No.87789

plowed

No.87790

mightve finally outgrown gaming

No.87791

you never outgrow being a manbaby

No.87792

life is a game

No.87793


No.87794

need a gamer girl wife so i can keep doing all those things but also have sex

No.87795

girlfriend went back to Japan sigh

No.87796

>>87793
lookin good

No.87797

bit my tongue on the last bite of my burger

No.87798

get owned burgnorm

No.87799

watching gdq every other donation is trans rights and free palestine

No.87800

hima stands for trans rights

No.87801

hima stands with israel

No.87802

>>87799
whats wrong with that

No.87803

whats hima

No.87804

NOThin wrong

No.87805

theres thunder

No.87806

have a sensible chuckle when i see an unwashed blob on the sidewalk with his long hair and noise cancelling headphones and star wars backpack with a nice free palestine pin on the back

No.87807


No.87808

hima is ridin with biden

No.87809

u mena yang

No.87810

its bernies turn

No.87811

weekend at bernies

No.87812

im with the worm guy

No.87813

bloating but in a gaseous way instead of a full of solid food way this time

No.87814

its over

No.87815


No.87816

i hope the west gets nuked so i can be free from this nightmare

No.87817

cheer up emo kid

No.87818

were all gonno make it

No.87819

pronouns for one person are she/her and for aNOTher person are they/she how does that work like instead of saying its her turn you say its she turn

No.87820

ordered za im gonno pig out

No.87821

pic

No.87822

already made it and have everything i could want outside of a lgf still feel bored and scared all the time

No.87823

uh what about the mansion

No.87824

imagine being in the body of a male that has been selected out of the gene pool

No.87825

glad im vol

No.87826

sigh sick of listening to the midwit nonsense that comes out of the product mangers mouth she seems to think saying correct instead of yes or right makes her sound smart too need to start working 15 hours a day again to assert my dominance and make it clear im the boss of the team not her

No.87827

nice manger

No.87828

i like to say affirmative

No.87829

i say correct instead of right when its appropriate like when verifying details that are being repeated back to me or appraising the answer to a question because using right in those circumstances would be incorrect

No.87830

nothing makes me madder than midwits using bigger words to sound smart the real play is to favour short words and only use big ones when theres no substitute also when they say myself because they think its like me or I except smart or they say utilize UGH

No.87831

>>87826
glad im an unemployed manbaby so i wont have to deal with managers

No.87832

stopped reading when i saw the u in favour

No.87833

it shouldnt take you that many words to identify freakspam hes the only one blogging about his job and girlfriend

No.87834

you cant just skip freaks posts

No.87835

i prefer us english too but my phone is set to au english its a new phone degeso

No.87836

>>87830
thats pretty funny coming from the most delusional midwit in the southern hemisphere

No.87837

posted from my iphone

No.87838

preemptively took a pic but nobody asked for it

No.87839

dont worry my gf is gone now her visa ran out and not sure shell be able to come back but she wants to have a ldr

No.87840

love jobblogging or jogging as they say

No.87841

a pic of what

No.87842

give us a fresh freakpic its been a while

No.87843

im not delusional i probably have a 130s or high 120s iq which isnt so high on the grand scheme of things but even then dealing with 115 or 120 norms who are too big for their britches and were just born taking their middle class status for granted is painful would much rather deal with a humble esl immigrant who was born with nothing but made their own way

No.87844

the esl immigrants are anything but humble the vast majority of them are shit stinking rapist indians and arrogant noisy chinks

No.87845

tough being the smartest man on ghost i cant even take freak seriously anymore

No.87846

have a 135 iq but im a tard

No.87847

the people i like most at work are esl immigrants with high iqs and maybe a touch of autism in some cases

No.87848


No.87849

>>87843
i remember a decade ago you posted that norwegian mensa iq test and i got 147 and you got 136 and i owned you hard but im unemployed and youre a big boy so there you go

No.87850

im between jobs

No.87851

dont think that happened wouldnt trust online ones anyway you need to do a full battery of tests in person and dont think i ever have except maybe when i was too young to remember which prompted tousan to call me a borderline genius for about 12 years following too bad adult iqs tend to correlate more strongly with their retard parents even if they initially showed promise

dont care that much if youre smarter though why dont you do something with it if i can why not you

No.87852

>>87851
im too smart to work

No.87853

got my phd

No.87854

wish i had a phd but im too smart but lazy

No.87855

what would you even do with a phd

No.87856

call me dr

No.87857

my primary care doctor writes all his notes with no capital letters or punctuation

No.87858

doctors cant write

No.87859

hes just matching your energy

No.87860

havent seen a quack in years

No.87861

hello doctor heres another proper track

No.87862

>>87851
the second paragraph in your post makes your midwit status clear for all to see

No.87863

all my posts do that

No.87864

my hematologist had a blank piece of paper that she scribbled all over on

No.87865

wow so weird you mean she had a blank piece of paper to write on ive never heard of writing on a piece of paper

No.87866

watching animutations

No.87867

dont get why cafe terrace got a second season thought they had wrapped it up pretty well

No.87868

didnt watch the first season so i cant watch the second NOT sure why since based on the description it looks like something i wouldve at least watched the first ep of guess it just slipped past

No.87869

10 minutes in and the girls have just been talking about the main characters dick the whole time

No.87870

i have to admit ive been defeated by your deep love of dicks

No.87871

>>87858
neither can i

No.87872

wish i had one

No.87873

watching the trans rights anime and the gay rights anime

No.87874

skipped the gay one whats it like

No.87875

fire it up its NOT a second season so theres no reason to NOT to

No.87876


No.87877

ive defiantly dropped my iq down to the level of my retard parents oops no one told me years of social isolation constant computer usage no exercise and heavy drinking would kill my brain cells or maybe they did i dont remember what were we talking about

No.87878


No.87879

>>87843
yeah what an intelligent position to take and reason to feel superior to others we really need to simplify the language and remove all nuance in definition and speak like factory workers buddies and esls no need for a distinction between envy and jealousy when describing an emotion just say JELLUS and youll be 'right'

No.87880

uh

No.87881

still waiting on a freakpic lets see that eye

No.87882

i dont need to feel superior to others i simply am superior

No.87883

still waiting for that guy to tell me what he preemptively took a pic of

No.87884

wish girls would talk about my dick

No.87885

i dont think its right for girls to be using that kind of language

No.87886

it was my burger

No.87887

get owned burgnorm

No.87888


No.87889

saw a homeless guy walk by wearing a reflective jacket and carrying a wagon with a flashing red light on it

No.87890

little baby sexy lady

No.87891

um um um um

No.87892

gaming wish i could stream but i cant so dont ask

No.87893

>>87889
youre being gangstalked

No.87894

having a panic attack

No.87895

chillax

No.87896


No.87897

started ranting to mom about collapsing empires i was gonno make fried jalapenos but its getting late

No.87898

max relaxing

No.87899

caffeine crashing normally id snooze but i cant yet

No.87900

tardgiggled at some funny memes

No.87901

cant stop looking out the window

No.87902


No.87903

horsie

No.87904

gonno reheat a burg later

No.87905

how

No.87906

i dont reheat burgs i just eat whatever i cook

No.87907

darumajod

No.87908

>>87905
in the microwave for 45 seconds i made extra yesterday

No.87909

why NOT just cook em fresh

No.87910

reheating in the skillet is best because you can cook them all at once and save for later then reheat with a nice searing

No.87911

mug of joe numero dos

No.87912

>>87909
because im fat and lazy im not gonno drag the charcoal grill out at 1am and spend 30 minutes cooking one burg

No.87913

accidentally left the rice cooker on for 6 hours

No.87914

>>87912
you dont need all that

No.87915

isnt that a normal amount of time

No.87916

no stopped cooking 6 hours ago and just left the heat on

No.87917

ya thats what the keep warm function is for sometimes i make a big batch in the morning and keep it there for lunch and dinner

No.87918

why are you heating up burgs at 1am shouldnt you be in bed and eating meals during regular hours instead

No.87919

these are my regular hours

No.87920

the first step towards a healthy mind and nourished body is getting to bed nice and early and rising with the sun

No.87921

havent posted in a 2am thread in like a decade

No.87922

same

No.87923

i just eat whatever mom cooks mostly

No.87924


No.87925

what if she goes on a keto diet

No.87926

mom started eating raw meat and calling me a slave

No.87927

i am a slave

No.87928

but are you mentally eel

No.87929

i dont know how to put this but i just might be autistic

No.87930

nah dont think so

No.87931

varg said its natural

No.87932

my mother had me tested

No.87933

ORLY?

No.87934

alright its 1 aka burger time

No.87935

aka dora

No.87936

phew that tasted even better than it did yesterday simply because of the convenience only put ketchup and mustard on it

No.87937

guess ill get fliped up and watch movies again

No.87938

two years ago right about now i was sitting in my old room on an air mattress thinking about the good times found out later that day i was homeless none of you will be surprised to know done anything to better myself since and ive actually gotten much worse

No.87939

did you get a home

No.87940

ya a parasitic out of state boomer transplant that didnt ask for a credit check pulls into the driveway every month and honks the horn until mom hands him an envelope full of cash for the privilege of living in a dump

No.87941

glad to hear things worked out

No.87942

beats workin

No.87943

im like samwise cant believe my eyes never touched the rang cause it aint my size

No.87944

do you read neeter blog?

No.87945

nah only read sutter cane

No.87946

saw a lightning flash like 8 minutes ago and just heard the thunder

No.87947

After turning 30 as a NEET, Kyosuke was kicked out of his parents' house.
That's when Rui, his closest friend, proposes a solution: to get married, then divorce!

A guy and girl who've been 'just friends' for around a decade decide to enter a pretend marriage.
He's a romantic and she's just a pragmatic girl. A pair unsuited for marriage.
What will they discover after 100 days together?

No.87948

forgot what it is i think its something like each second between flash and thunder is how many miles away it is or someting

No.87949

love turning 30 and marrying a girl ive been friends with since i was 20 what a relatable scenario what the flip are these zipperhead motherflippers thinking

No.87950


No.87951


No.87952

ive been hearing that soundbite of i like snap in my head all day

No.87953

guess ill snooze wish those fake blackout curtains mom got me after she melted my old ones in the dryer actually shielded me from sunlight instead of directing it straight into my eyeballs

No.87954

woke up took a shower now theres a dead silverfish in there

No.87955

mom was talking about those things the other day i just told her i was too tired to deal with it and went back to me room still not sure what they are

No.87956

im chris handsome and were doing a story on adults who try to meet children online for sex

No.87957

have you NOT played minecraft in the last 13 years

No.87958

NOT even 9am and its already in the 80s forecast says its gonno be in the mid 90s today

No.87959

i mena high 90s

No.87960

going barless today my last protein bars wrapper wasnt sealed properly

No.87961

protein bars are a bigger scam than energy drinks why do you buy this shite

No.87962

mom told me to

No.87964

cant stop pissing

No.87965

if mom told you to transfer all her money to a nigerian prince would you do that too at least then youd lose money but wouldnt be poisoned on top of it

No.87966

mom asked me whats the difference between average and median

No.87967

>>87966
median is middle value and average is combined total divided by 2

No.87968

dont be mean

No.87969

>>87967
cant tell if youre retarded or if im just missing the punchline

No.87970

mean get it

No.87971

i intentionally replied to the post i was referring to so you wouldnt say that but i guess i have my answer now

No.87972


No.87974

guess ill sip some covfefe

No.87975

nude rn

No.87976


No.87978

phew nice plumber

No.87979

watching the anime where the mc ends up really powerful after spending lots of time killing only slimes

No.87980

2 degree difference between my floor and ceiling when normally theres only 1

No.87981

die norms

No.87982

whats norm

No.87983

i hate norms

No.87984


No.87985

im a real nowhere man

No.87986

cramping really bad

No.87987

its that time of the month

No.87988

eating liverwurst and stilton sandwich

No.87989

knocked my alram clock over and it disappeared into the void once im done with my cawfee ill mow half the yard

No.87990

uh alarm clock dont you have a phone

No.87991

you can still have an alarm clock even with a phone you stupid norm

No.87992

miss my alarm clock

No.87993

need a dedicated alarm clock to make sure im NOT late for my job

No.87994

taking 208333% my recommended daily intake of vitamin b12

No.87995

>>87990
ya but i keep it in an unused microwave in the basement until i need it to pay a bill once a month

No.87996

health app said my body lost 3 liters of sweat

No.87997

89 degrees inside but i dont feel overheated

No.87998

ate a name brand hot pocket amusing how they push and advertise the heating pouch to that extent when the great value pouch is leagues better

No.87999

i read on the net they figured out a way to not need the sleeve anymore

No.88000

can you reuse them

No.88001

uh

No.88002

whats wrong with reusing cooking tools

No.88003

do you reuse the trays from frozen tv dinners too

No.88004

thats different because the food already comes packaged in the tray

No.88005

so are gv hot pockets and the name brand are built so youre supposed to physically tear them in two while eating what the flip are you even on about

No.88006

thought hot pockets came in like a plastic wrapper and then you inserted them into an aluminum cooking sleeve

No.88007

they do at least they did before i was priced out of them

No.88008

yes a sleeve thats perforated so that you tear it in two as you eat

No.88009

never did that i just shook the second half onto the plate and threw the sleeve on top of the trash pile

No.88010

what you didnt reuse it

No.88011

yeah so if you dont tear it apart then you can save it and then next time you buy a name brand hot pocket insert it into the saved pouch

No.88012

what are you even talking about

No.88013

the best of both worlds

No.88014

they dont sell freezer food at the walmart i live near or else i d try some

No.88015

reckon i havent been to a walmart without a freezer section in 20 years

No.88016

never had hot pockets or frozen dinners sigh only ever really eat a bag of chips or something every few months when it comes to processed food

No.88017

that just means you havent given in to self destructive suicidal urges thats a good thing

No.88018

gonno be eating lots of processed food in the next week before moving out since i need to pack away my dishes

No.88019

i need to be processed and frozen

No.88020

you dont deserve that kind of treatment

No.88021

where are you going

No.88022

moving back in with mom

No.88023

got the sa2 theme stuck in my head even though ive basically never played

No.88024

watching the anime where the company slaves dies of overwork only to get isekaid and get a new start at life

No.88025

dying and getting to live somewhere else is the generational dream

No.88026

really need to do something about dinner but too tired to move

No.88027

you can do that without dying look at me i get to live somewhere else soon

No.88028

mowed listened to the first side of when the kite string pops with my polo shirt open showing my chesthairs if there were any teenaged girls around they probably would have gotten wet at seeing a fine specimen like myself doing manual labor

No.88029

pic

No.88030

eating more liverwurst and cheese its NOT very good the wurst is low quality

No.88031

plus no butter or onions

No.88032

throw that shite in the trash and get yourself a big bowl of frosted flakes with pasteurized 2% milk

No.88033

my dinner is pork and sauerkraut dumplings with vinegar

No.88034

i prefer store brand crunchy raisin bran its got a higher sugar content but the raisins means its healthy

No.88035

oh but i eat it dry i only eat chocolatey cereal with milk although as a kid id eat rice krispies in milk with several big spoonfuls of sugar added my favorite was the raw cane sugar

No.88036

havent had a nice big bowl of cocoa pebbles with whole milk in quite some time

No.88037

>>88033
sounds good how do you make them

No.88038

takeout from a chinese dumpling restaurant

No.88039

sigh nice richnorm

No.88040

uh chinese sauerkraut

No.88041


No.88042

been doing some naked housecleaning sat down and there was a schmear of blood on my knee dont know what it came from

No.88043


No.88044

wouldnt mind having an ai robot wife like that

No.88045

are you watching the ai robot wife anime

No.88046

refuse to have a robot gf if she doesnt have doll joints

No.88047


No.88048

im watching all the anime

No.88049

im against robogfs because i know itll be a disappointment kind of like how i thought the iphone was cool as a teen because it was a real life tricorder and that we would all be living in the future by now instead of it just destroying civilization immediately

No.88050

i want robogfs to destroy civilization

No.88051

theyd just get pwned by skids from the third world and bite your dick off

No.88052

i dont want a robogf i want a robot wife were you NOT listening

No.88053

a gf becomes a wife after you live together long enough in the eyes of the white mans law

No.88054

nah sleeping around and living with your dozen gfs before marriage is a modern invention im NOT interested in that shite

No.88055

just need a girl like yuzuki to show up at my door when im feeling depressed and immediately become my loving and doting wife

No.88058

chi

No.88059


No.88060

cant decide whether to watch s2 of the nier anime or NOT on the one hand the first season bored me to tears on the other hand it wasnt that bad and i might regret NOT watching if i dont watch it now

No.88061

think my headphones might be dying

No.88062

what model

No.88063

drinking more carbonated cowpiss been taking in quite a lot of liquid and stopped nonstop pissing started to bloat too so ill probably be back to nonstop pissing tomorrow morning

No.88064

some shite cheap pioneers ive been using for a while now

No.88065

get some nice hd598s

No.88066

my nice 15 dollar sonys are coming up on 12 years old in a few months

No.88067

sigh how can you enjoy your flac collection like that

No.88068

not paying 300 for a new pair of headphones sorry

No.88069

my motherboard has a good chipset its fine

No.88070

but what about your miya cosplay

No.88071

headphones show no sigh of exploding but the padding on the headband is worn through so it sheds a bit sometimes

No.88072

all of the leather pleather on mine flaked off years ago

No.88073

same

No.88074

inaj

No.88075


No.88076


No.88077

might take a couple normatonin havent done that in a while

No.88078

got a bottle of liquor saw some childflesh

No.88079


No.88080

wouldnt mind trying to norm it up and make some money maybe its not as bad as i think but i feel like everything is hopeless and will get worse no matter what i do which it will but money would allow me to insulate myself from it

No.88081

gonno take aNOTher cold shower ive already had three today

No.88082

however bad youre thinking it is its way worse unless you get pretty lucky

No.88083

should paid attention in school

No.88084

what if being despondent and hopeless for so long has steeled my resolve against suffering and the immediate benefits of having money make my brain feel good enough to make it bearable

No.88085

i have plenty of money its NOT the panacea you think it is

No.88086

its all relative i have enough money for everything i really want but live in penury by the standards of the average norm

No.88087

popped a normatonin fired up my game to game before sleep and the next level is themed around gaming just before you sleep Please stick it in mee

No.88088

>>88085
>>88086
having it all and not being satisfied is norm

No.88089

i just said in my post that i am satisfied

No.88090

>>88075
sigh every now and then i remember the posts on /g/ about bitcoin hitting $20 and feel dread

No.88091


No.88092

im norm

No.88093

>>88088
money isnt everything

No.88094

>>88090
it isnt too late i know the next up and coming coins i can let you in on the secrets for just a small fee

No.88095

>>88093
it is if your only goal in life is to be left alone

No.88096

idhaj feels like im getting cornered by life and haj feels like i might throw myself into traffic every day

No.88097

id live on the streets before i ever got a job

No.88098

>>88095
what about sex

No.88099

money facilitates that also

No.88100

just had sex a while ago as far as my bone is concerned in fact i do it every day sometimes even twice

No.88101

i need the full body experience

No.88102

what if i want to flip a sexy lady

No.88103

often imagine going on a sexy lady tomodachi trip with one of the himabros

No.88104

https://kick.com/aoiy
streaming for a bit

No.88105

is that the new hitbox

No.88106

kinda you can even stream movies and series and they dont care

No.88107

poured a drink and forgot about it for the last few hours

No.88108

who am i gonno stick my dick in

No.88109

wanna rent a van with me and see what we get up to

No.88110

still didnt drink that drink gonno do it now and then go make a quesodilla

No.88111

now im having another one while it cooks in the other room and looking for a vid to watch while i eat it its not going well

No.88112

missed the stream

No.88113

no you didnt

No.88114

wonder what vargs long term plan is does he have any friends with sons in france to marry off his daughters to or is he just winging it

No.88115

he promised one of them to me in a dream

No.88116

not gonno be able to do my part in having white kids dont necessarily want to either

No.88117

my red haired blue eyed unvaxxed anglosperm is worth its weight in gold already im just saving it up for even more profit

No.88118

have red hair and blue eyes too

No.88119

spermef

No.88120

i know you do jay

No.88121

two of you wehat that flip

No.88122

how do you know my name

No.88123

i know everything and i see everything

No.88124

still not tired what gives

No.88125

can someone please post the hima favicon

No.88126

can i get it out of the normfox cache somehow im too depressed to open the folder all that stuff is in

No.88127

im looking at it in an sqlite file but i dont know how to get it out of there sorry

No.88128

if anyone else wants to try its called favicons.sqlite in your normfox profile folder

No.88129

woke up weird dream as expected of normatonin plus the extreme grogginess

No.88130


No.88131

>>88129
every time ive taken it for like 6 months or a year i shoot awake after only a few hours and by the next time i take it ive forgotten what happens glad it did the trick for ye

No.88132

i only take it when i want to have funky dreams

No.88133

polished off the whiskey since im still up im realizing it doesnt make me gradually sleepy like blogs i just hit a wall where i realize im wasted and cant keep my eyes open in my chair any longer

No.88134

when i get into the normquor i dont remember falling asleep i just wake up in the morning in bed with my lights and the computer still on feeling like human trash just aNOTher reason im going sober at least it beats waking up on a wet mattress after downing downing 20 ice blogs but i havent done that in years

No.88135

wonder if its the lack of carbs id be tired if i ate a plate of pasta on an empty stomach and these cans say theyve got 11 grams in each so thats like 80 grams on average a night im missing

No.88136

sounds like you just havent had enough maybe a few more glasses will help

No.88137

nah ive noticed this before like when i bought that goonbag its not about having an empty stomach or carbonation either think my tolerance is just high enough that i can identify a massive blood sugar spike is part of the enjoyable feeling im chasing

No.88138

have you considered pairing the liquor with a nice big pot of pasta and a few caffeine pills to stave off the crash so you can enjoy the good times

No.88139

ill be in an emergency room within a year if i start taking normffeine pills

No.88140

went to the emergency room 5 times in the past year

No.88141

never been to the emergency room whats it like

No.88142

same i go so long between doctors visits i become a new patient until i tell them and they see ive been in their system for 15 years

No.88143

never been to the normergency room but i did have to stay up all night then go to urgent care as soon as they opened once

No.88144

one time they were really crowded so they put me out in like an ambulance garage

No.88145

when i went to urgent care because i was swelling up like a ballon 3 different people asked me the same exact questions about why i was there like 5 times total eventually just got a shot of steroids and prescription for prednisone and sent home

No.88146

didnt watch uma musume s3 when it aired due to personal circumstances watching it now sigh i love these horsies

No.88147

the clopper

No.88148

mom said prednisone was the reason my girl cousin was fat the one time i met her and gramps and i made fun of her for it and taught her racist jokes i think she just couldnt put the fork down

No.88149

ya i gained like 10 pounds in a week

No.88150

oh well her mom is a seriously twisted cunt so even if shes rich now i doubt i could have asked her for money anyway

No.88151

we dont use that kind of misogynistic language here

No.88152

shut the flip up bitch

No.88153

uh

No.88154

guess ill snooze until mom wakes me up in 3 hours and i flip out and scream at her then keep snoozing until 6pm

No.88155


No.88156

turned on my fan

No.88157

got two fans blowing meself

No.88158

do you set the fans up to blow air away from you or towards you

No.88159

i have a ceiling fan that isnt very strong then a solid desk fan diagonally behind me blowing at me that ones a new addition and it makes all the difference when its in the high 80s inside like right now

No.88160

i also have a box fan that i set against the screen to blow air in but im NOT using it right this moment

No.88161

found $72

No.88162

nice you can buy lunch

No.88163

i can get a nice tender meal for under 10 bucks but NOT today since theyre closed on sundays

No.88164

cracked open my last dew

No.88165

watching the deer anime

No.88166

thats nornime

No.88167

sorry i dont follow the gaia trends to know what to avoid i just watch whatever looks good on livechart

No.88168

feel like i havent watched a full length schoolgirl gag anime in a while

No.88169

are you watching the mtl

No.88170

why would i do that

No.88171

one piece got its 1111th episode and i havent watched a single one

No.88172

the op was good which got my hopes up but the gags kinda fell flat ill still watch it though

No.88173

lunchtime again hate needing to eat 3 times a day

No.88174

nice conformist

No.88175

two threads on the o about it already i guess youre right it is normime

No.88176

tired as flip

No.88177

watching ba 'nime at 2x speed

No.88178

dont know what that is

No.88179

cancerzapped up a frozen lasagna

No.88180

put my mask on

No.88181

burned my tongue

No.88182

this frognas NOT bad at all i normally get bottom barrel stuff so i forgot frozen meals can be pretty good

No.88183

is it meat

No.88184

ya

No.88185

watched 5 minutes of the vtuber anime and decided to NOT watch the rest

No.88186

fried up a burger

No.88187


No.88188

cracked open my fourth of maybe fifth can of soda today

No.88189

watched the cheerleading anime the girls seem more promiscuous than in anima yell which adds to the realism

No.88190

watching the laid back isekai theres a cute little boy

No.88191

sometimes i see something crawling on the wall in the corner of my eye so i turn my head and look but theres NOThing there

No.88192

same but sometimes its a small rushing shadow

No.88193

thats the same thing when its in the corner of ones eye

No.88194


No.88195

ate some nice cheese i found in the back of the fridge

No.88196

itchy rectum

No.88197


No.88198

kidjod now time to game

No.88199

watched cat kill a fly and eat it

No.88200

threw out my sex toys

No.88201

gonno try my best to game for hours today instead of hopping between 130 tabs reading 1% of each at a time

No.88202

in 20 years i will be kidstaring at public parks

No.88203

you cant just look at kids

No.88204

>>88201
i know a trick to staying focused

No.88205

hate when i have to throw away my sexy lady holes after ripping them with my gaijin penis

No.88206

cant connect to fgo for some reason once i can i will roll for arc Please stick it in mee i cant wait

No.88207

>>88204
the problem isnt focus the problem is being a retard whose time is worthless

No.88208

uhh haha yeah defiantly threw out concave toys NOT convex toys

No.88209

>>88207
i know a trick to making your time worth something

No.88210

oh

No.88211

never mobaged or gachaged but that might end soon

No.88212

are you gonna play the madoka game

No.88213

should have kept the lolinco the little nips were cute

No.88214

you wouldnt catch me dead playing that cashgrab

No.88215

gonno play the uma musume english release when it comes out

No.88216

the horseflipper

No.88217

nah NOThin sexual

No.88218

speaking of which guess ill jo while i wait for mom to get back with dinner

No.88219

need to stop drinking so much soda

No.88220

>>88205
never used one but they all seem very small

No.88221


No.88222

fried up some potstickers

No.88223

feeling bloated guess ill eat some more

No.88224

watching the anime with a weak character who works really hard and is oblivious to the girl with a crush on him

No.88225

of course by weak i mean actually really strong

No.88226

im norm

No.88227

sigh how do they keep coming up with these amazing plots

No.88228

grilled some dogs havent gamed yet once i get some tabs closed i will

No.88229

had forgotten how good it feels to breathe clean air

No.88230


No.88231

spent 240 quartz and 20 tickets and only got one lancelot berserker and some four star ces think im gonno try again tomorrow

No.88232

got my fan blowing air in from outside so the air isnt so bad but its a bit warm at 91 degrees in here its a nice cool 88 outside but the fan is outside my room and i done have good airflow

No.88233

got an ova in my to watch folder but its 50 minutes and i havent worked up the energy to start it yet

No.88234

sighing think i gave myself adhd

No.88235

the norms gave me mental illness

No.88236

dont understand the appeal of playing gacha games if youre poor

No.88237

if youre poor it just shows your dedication even more

No.88238

uhh dedication to playing the autistic equivalent of a star wars themed slot machine

No.88239

dedication to your beloved

No.88240

watching some summer anime the cicada sfx just serve to remind me that the you know whos have killed all the insects here so i dont hear them anymore

No.88241


No.88242

sigh muromi

No.88243


No.88244

>>88241
wonder how they uploaded this video 11 years ago when theres no way muromi had aired so far away

No.88245

never been to a strip club havent even been to hooters

No.88246

one of the cart pushers at the local supermarket is morbidly obese like fat drooping and hanging down over his pants im impressed he can do that in this heat

No.88247

sigh wishing it need not have happened in my time

No.88248

gonno watch vtuber legend

No.88249

if you mean the one i think you mean i watched 5 minutes of it

No.88250

feel like i need to give myself small manageable tasks to complete instead of having ten million options where to start first

No.88251

gaming rn

No.88252

foobar says i have 693 weeks of music and thats NOT counting my full vgm collection guess ill listen to the same songs ive listened to hundreds of times already

No.88253

was still capable of having fun 693 weeks ago

No.88254

never been a data hoarder allus delete stuff when im done with it

No.88255

im just never done with it

No.88256

youll be thanking me when im the only seeding the obscure torrent youre downloading at 3kbps

No.88257

if i really couldnt find a torrent of something i would just accept it and consume something else instead

No.88258

uh if youre downloading it at 3kbps then apparently you have found it

No.88259

love when it takes a year to download something and by the time its done ive lost interest

No.88260

yeah but im saying it wouldnt make a big deal in the long term whether i found it and downloaded it or if i didnt and moved on to something else so i wouldnt be thanking you in either case

No.88261

>>88254
wasnt either when i was younger but now that life has defeated me i just want to live in the past forever

No.88262

its time to stop rotting and start living

No.88263

feel like this would be the perfect temperature i just become one with the air and barely feel anything or at least it would be if i had less ass sweat

No.88264

need another 6 months of healing and relaxation before i decide what im gonna do with my life 2025 will be the year

No.88265

thats much too soon been in this thread too long to remember what i pushed the year back to but it certainly isnt earlier than 2027

No.88266

i dont have that kind of luxury

No.88267

nor do i we must have two different definitions it isnt the year if im just starting to be human the year is when im able to become one

No.88268

read your post three times but couldnt make sense of it sorry

No.88269

you are human and you are loved

No.88270

im a filthy flippin animal

No.88271

boiling water to try making pickled eggs

No.88272

pic

No.88273

getting tired and i have an appointment at like 8am tomorrow guess ill take a cold shower and head to bed

No.88274


No.88275

i dont believe you took that pic

No.88276

berieve it

No.88277

feeling refreshed

No.88278

brewed some coffee and went to pour some hot water on my cup before the coffee to heat it up and then the kettle makes a pop and a tea bag plops out of it into my mug turns out mom made herself tea by putting a bunch of tea bags inside the kettle and heating the water and then forgot to take them out or at least tell me about them so i ended up drinking slightly tea tasting coffee

No.88279

you just inspired me to fire up a mug of my own

No.88280

its almost midnite you cant

No.88281

almost dripped toothpaste on my swimsuit but dodged and it hit the floor

No.88282

carbs are defiantly the secret ingredient here im more drunk than i was this morning by far

No.88283

mom bought these expensive mousetraps where you dont have to see them dead but then still doesnt want to pick them up herself and they leak blood and piss all over the place if you pick them up wrong never had the normal kind drip liquid on me

No.88284

makin baked potatoe in the cancerwave

No.88285

when we had roof rats mom made me catch them in the humane cage trap and then walk down to the park and release them because she didnt want them getting hurt

No.88286

wouldnt have put up with that id fill a 5 gallon bucket with water and smear peanut butter around the rim and let those bitches drown

No.88287

oh wait i was counting wrong i think ive had 79 standard drinks in a week not 49 no wonder i feel like im dying

No.88288

took some baking soda every time i burp it tastes like chips after that potato

No.88289


No.88290

i dont want to hear you singing a song or speaking ever i just want to communicate through text and spirit

No.88291

normburn uh oh

No.88292

spewed funny how drinking an equivalent amount of blogs every day didnt upset my stomach for a week but blogs only did

No.88293

i mena whiskey

No.88294

ate crunchy penis butter and jelly the crunchy bits are coming back up my esophagus

No.88295

yeah maybe stop eating that fucking slave crap already

No.88296

what am i supposed to eat

No.88297

how about some meat

No.88298

had 3 tubesteaks today

No.88299

woke brushed pissed showered edged shitted now on to the next adventure

No.88300

dropped my car off got an hour to kill guess ill go hang out at walmart

No.88301

mom keeps telling me to get rid of the couch

No.88302

give me your address and ill come pick it up

No.88303

walmarts selling xbox themed minifridges

No.88304

are you gamer enough to buy one

No.88305

im NOT a gamer

No.88306

got my alignment done when i was picking up the guy was telling me some random thing was leaking and also i need an oil change i told him thats funny because i just got the car looked at and the oil changed last week and he stopped pushing it nice try still got owned hard in the end because my alignment may be fixed but now my car drifts to the right plus i wouldnt be surprised if that thing he mentioned is leaking just that hes the one who poked a whole in it

No.88307

gonno ask chatgpt to summarize that if you dont mind

No.88308

thats my intellectual property i do NOT consent

No.88309

put my radiology reports into chatgpt and it told me they meant the opposite of what my doctor told me

No.88310

package still hasnt moved its probably lost gonno march into the post office and demand answers tomorrow

No.88311

love entrusting my body to overpaid quacks and artificial intelligence

No.88312

picked up some store brand cinnamon toast crunch and cinnamon life

No.88313

do you remember the cinnamon challenge

No.88314

vaguely but never did it or watched anyone do it

No.88315

love cinnamoroll

No.88316

was never brave enough to do the nutmeg challenge

No.88317

bought some caffeine free soda to help wean myself off

No.88318

also picked up a six pack of energy shots Please stick it in mee

No.88319

feeling anxious cant focus on anything

No.88320

in thailand every man is expected to serve some time as a monk

No.88321

smelled some toxic chemicals now ive got a headache

No.88322

you got brain cancer

No.88323

woke up in a foul mood

No.88324


No.88325


No.88326

pasted neet of the sea

No.88327

nbs lookin good

No.88328

normblog wishes he was that hung

No.88329

how do you know hes NOT

No.88330

broke the rule of not wearing my gray underwears anymore gambled and lost

No.88331

pic

No.88332

horny might electrojo later

No.88333

been in captivity jerking the days away for a long time

No.88334

dismantled some bookcases

No.88335

guess ill try to game and maybe having the will to keep my characters alive can rub off onto me

No.88336

hope youre NOT playing dorf fort

No.88337

up to 17 pushups in a row

No.88338

love when i fire up exhentai and there happens to be a damn good doujin on the front page just posted

No.88339

saw 2 women fishing in the creek 1 had short pink hair with all black clothes and the other had long blonde hair and wore a white dress that got soaked

No.88340

did you see her bra

No.88341

no only lower part was wet

No.88342

did you see her opantsu

No.88343

woke up hey guys

No.88344

jod bigly skin feels numb now

No.88345

solid 92 degrees inside gonno go carry some heavy things outside and work up a sweat

No.88346

hauled a bunch of trash outside cant afford to keep storing all of these empty figure boxes

No.88347

jod again

No.88348

same been going nuts with it lately hardly anythings coming out

No.88349

do you need help

No.88350

ya but i feel like even if you break both my hands id just stab a hole in my mattress and start flipping it after a few days

No.88351

jod too hard stomachs bruised now

No.88352

>>88325
i wish i could be fed and cared after just to jo in front of kids

No.88353

got some neapolitan ice cream bars

No.88354


No.88355

>>88354
stupid cunts should be beaten to death

No.88356

still havent watched any fate adjacent anime only read

No.88357

cant read only write

No.88358

whens your debut

No.88359

what you say?

No.88360

ban

No.88361


No.88362

got some caffeine free diet pepsi its flavorless

No.88363

debating whether to attempt a triplejo

No.88364

>>88361
get that fucking thing away from me

No.88365

you know drinks warm up really quickly when its over 90 degrees

No.88366

guess ill cool down with some fukuoka summer anime

No.88367

got some frozen white castle sliders never had them before but was always curious and this might be my last chance

No.88368

painbump in my ear popped bled a good bit yesterday now its scabbed up

No.88369

naokosan was set in fukuoka too come to think of it

No.88370

naokosan

No.88371

sigh the friends and their brown dothead slaves are screwing around with one of moms proprietary orwellian streaming services which means its my problem

No.88372

can you rephrase that post without the unnecessary racism

No.88373

i dont see any unnecessary racism

No.88374

>>88367
used to get those a lot up until like 9 years ago to watch anime with what do you mena last chance are they discontinued

No.88375

feel like playing vtmb my last playthrough crashed during the taxi scene and i lost the save

No.88376

no im moving outta the country

No.88377


No.88378

never finished that game get too scared in the spooky house level and have to stop playing

No.88379

gamed and lost

No.88380

theres no room for losers on this board im afraid im gonno have to ask you to leave

No.88381

dont call me a loser im not one

No.88382

loser

No.88383

the only countries i could afford to move to are probably in africa maybe once theyve all finished moving here we can move there and rebuild civilization

No.88384

took out two frozen water bottles theyve completely thawed in an hour and a half

No.88385

if you come to indonesia you can live with me

No.88386

the white man needs a cooler climate africa is doomed no matter what

No.88387

south africa and rhodesia were flourishing until they were destroyed for political reasons

No.88388

pasted jungle monkey sorry but id rather cut my throat

No.88389

dont you think you could have been a little nicer in your post

No.88390

>>88387
oh sorry youre right states that failed after 50 and 14 years are defiantly proof that flourishing civilization is possible there i mean thats a long time by history standards right even rome fell too

No.88391

when people use sarcasm as a weapon like that it makes me feel really stupid and bad

No.88392

sorry to hear

No.88393

overate i can taste it in my burps now

No.88394

gonno follow the deep frying instructions for some fish fingeys since ive got oil in the back of the fridge that was already used for seafood

No.88395

why are you storing your oil in the fridge

No.88396

mom doesnt want doors on the cupboards and evoo gets damaged if you expose it to light

No.88397

>>88395
it went rancid the last time i tried to save oil that cooked fish because i didnt use it again for months

No.88398

youre not supposed to be cooking with toxic seed oils you IDIOT

No.88399

love eating farmed gutter fish breaded and fried in seed oil

No.88400

found an old beer can in the closet and there were brown bubbles leaking out of it

No.88401

>>88378
its one of the best parts you cant stop there

No.88402

>>88398
what do i want to live a long and healthy life for i can see the point in keeping kids away from that stuff but youd have to be crazy to want to live to 80 in our position

No.88403

tilapia is a sacred fish it was a symbol of reincarnation in ancient egypt

No.88404

its my dream to live to at least 90 i cant wait to see what the future holds

No.88405

>>88402
what if you die at 50 and then when you would have been 65 years old 10000x real time full sensory vr comes out and the rest of the himabros spend the equivalent of a hundred thousand years on lbi taking it easy meanwhile youre moldering in piss

No.88406

im probably living to 150 with my diet of raw organs and fruits with no antinootrients fibers or evil grains

No.88407

>>88405
im not interested in being part of the cyber dystopia i dont want to be part of it now i certainly dont want to be part of it after another 35 years of quote unquote advances

No.88408

mom was bitching that i spent the money she gave me on a 30 pack because i forgot to hide it told her id make it last uh oh cant refill cans

No.88409

fool

No.88421

it was so insanely hot in the garage i put it in the basement i didnt think shed be going down there

No.88422

why would she give you money and then complain that you spent it on something that makes you happy

No.88423

sigh nnd is still dead

No.88424

good hope its all lost forever

No.88425

>>88422
i dont know girls are always doing that probably because shes on a tight budget

No.88426

>>88424
die norm

No.88427

>>88423
theyre just copying all their backups over to the new site theyre just all on floppy

No.88428

got a floppy for you right here

No.88430

gamed for like 80 hours last month i need to double that at least still thought about reality way to much

No.88431

almost had a heart attack knocked a glass over and thought it would drop on the floor and break but it didnt

No.88432

guess ill watch a movie

No.88433

>>88431
once like 11 years ago i picked up a glass filled it with water and the bottom of it broke off and just fell into the sink tells you how much i have going on that i vividly remember that

No.88434

lost me ramdisk again no big deal one day ill have to stop being a cheapass and pay a whopping 30 big ones for an ssd but today is not that day

No.88435

rolled two arcs Please stick it in mee i was so worried i was not going to get anything

No.88436

that thing that happened the last time i rebooted where after a random amount of minutes everything froze except my mouse with no hdd activity light happened again dont like having to power down and spin up my drives twice dont even like doing it once which is why i try to never shut down

No.88437

have been shutting down my pc before going to pc and turning it on when i wake up every single day for 26 years and i have never had anything fail on me ever be it an hdd gpu fan etc

No.88438

well then you obviously replaced something before it failed all of this shites been running for 10 of those 26 years

No.88439

sure if i still had my original gray box from the 90s i imagine something would have gone wrong by now but its not like i get a new pc every year i have only done so about four times

No.88440

you must have been one of the lucky ones everything on the net tells me drives fail every other year and you need to buy 6 new pcs per decade

No.88441

opened up some traditional irish curry sauce i got for a birthday or something a few years ago now i know why the dots reek so bad i got a little bit on my fingernail and i can literally smell it while im typing this even after washing the hand more than once

No.88442

woke up feeling nervous

No.88443

that sauce tastes like chef boyardee with extra spice i also had it whilst drunk no wonder them flippin micks went nuts for it enough to condemn their own country

No.88444

they invented a new form of organ transplantation where immediately after death declaration they connect a pump to your body to restore circulation but they cut off bloodflow to the brain to ensure you dont wake back up

No.88445

never been more glad to NOT be an organ donor even though thats basically relying on the honor system in a honorless failed state at least ill have done my part to destroy most of my organs before i die

No.88446

ooging to burgchama

No.88447

groan wifi is broken and turning the router off and on again didnt help

No.88448

uhh wifi how should that affect you as one of us that shits for mom

No.88449

jod to some chained up shipgirls

No.88450

remember when kancolle was gonno be the next touhou

No.88451

ya i remember NOT liking kancolle but if only i knew how much worse things would get

No.88452

>>88448
i need to so i can post while i poop

Posted from my iPhone

No.88453

sigh still cant believe zun died

No.88455

replaced my bathroom lights with some high lumen bulbs now i can see all the pubes and mold clearly

No.88456

why would you need wifi to post from your iphone simply use 5g

No.88457

i have data on my phone but the connection isnt reliable out here

No.88458

grocery gave me a coupon for 5 dollars off if you buy at least 14 dollars of meat

No.88459

got some frozen meals from trader joes

No.88460

got a nasty headache probably from caffeine withdrawal

No.88461

got a fat cock

No.88462

pic

No.88463

got hairy balls

No.88464

pic

No.88465

got a pic

No.88466

post it

No.88467

thanks

No.88468

stroking my fat cock to some cute elf sexy ladies getting impregnated by scary orc men

No.88469

NOT into preg

No.88470

tired as flip but i said no more caffeine today and im sticking to it

No.88471

same NOT gonno have any either but thats because its 5pm and i just got up

No.88472

watched some anime teared up but didnt cry

No.88473

never mind im having some mom made me a cup of iced tea

No.88474

butt is hurting

No.88475

butt hurt

No.88476

im unemployed

No.88477

butt blasted

No.88478

took a 5 minute nap thought about how sexy chisato is

No.88479

bought a new air filter

No.88480

just open the window

No.88481

what the flip finished mikakunin de shinkoukei wasnt planning to but it was an abrupt our adventure is just beginning type ending

No.88482

isnt it about time to move threads

No.88484

no

No.88485

what that guy said

No.88486

>>88484
what do you get out of doing this do you think its fun to torment the less fortunate

No.88487

might be time for cold shower numero quatro

No.88488

93 degrees inside

No.88489

mom showed me a chuck e cheese coupon she got in her junkmail went into an old man rant about arcade games and how amusement parks are lame now because theres no danger anymore

No.88490

havent decided whether to go out of my way to hit the arcade on my road trip

No.88491

bh getting real bad moved my poäng in front of my computer much more comfortable but my desk is a bit high so i can barely see anything now and need to have the keyboard on my lap

No.88492

i will rape all of you if you dont switch threads

No.88493

wow rude much

No.88494

every thread on the index is what was there yesterday how about you bump some that dont suck before giving out snap threats

No.88496

cant we wait till 5000 remember when i said i wanted to go to 5000 i guess that was like 2 years ago

No.88497

thats 760 more posts your flipping insane

No.88499

watching anime kinda strange how much romance ive watched and read despite NOT knowing what is love

No.88500

i love you

No.88501

you wouldnt see that if you saw my post history

No.88502

i mena say

No.88504

its over 5000

No.88505

zip it lienorm

No.88506

>>88501
i will love you no matter what unless you are freakeye

No.88507

>>88505
i was quoting that famous scene from bleach where they say that

No.88508

got mistaken for freak a few times after a few too many blogs back on the h

No.88509


No.88510

>>88508
probably me who did it Please stick it in mee

No.88511

sigh guess ill crank the ac

No.88512

rewatched an ep of szs on a whim

No.88514

its time for me to head to bed bros

No.88515

oyasumi

No.88516

applied the minoxidil

No.88517

dont see what the hubbub is about going bald i mean ive got plenty of hair and it hasnt done me any good

No.88518

guess ill try to clean up a bit and reward myself with a jo

No.88519

been cleaning up quite a bit lately threw away some tables and chairs and lights today also dropped some big boxes off at goodwill dont think ill be able to jo tonight however i overdid it a bit the other day

No.88520


No.88521

jod to ntr twice earlier today

No.88522

hope you inserted as the girl

No.88523

inserted as the girl and the cuck

No.88524

i think i might be a masochist or m guy as they say in my anime

No.88525

but NOT in the enjoys ntr way i mean in the physical way

No.88526

wouldnt mind a girl beating me up

No.88527

>>88517
gth hairnorm

No.88528

didnt clean but spermed anyway guess ill start looking around for some food all i had today was a plate of spaghetti with parmasan cheese

No.88530

decided to go with an omelet havent been able to decide on bacon or ham though

No.88531

settled on ham but then i read the label and it isnt ham its smoked pork shoulder now im back where i started

No.88533

used 5 eggs went with the smoked pork shoulder it was good put 5 eggs american cheese onion and hotsauce in there too

No.88536


No.88538

whered everyone go

No.88539

i dont know

No.88540


No.88541

time to snooze

No.88544

>>88538
it was sleepytime

No.88545

my visa application was approved

No.88546

bleeding

No.88548

woke up showered eating cinnamon toast crunch drinking some cold brew with lots of milk i dont want to go overboard on the caffeine but i also dont want to have a headache

No.88550

tried to file a missing package claim but they need to know the contents and i dont know which one they lost guess theres no point worrying about it till next week

No.88555

tore down my table gonno wait till nighttime then dump it

No.88557

jaw still aching

No.88558

gaming

No.88559

gramps took me shooting once when i was a kid havent held a gun since id be too afraid to do it now

No.88560

NOT that ill have a choice in 20 years

No.88561

normazon keeps trying to get me to sign up for business

No.88562

got the credits in we love reroll although i didnt get fatherly approval for a single level

No.88563

think i might have a cavity

No.88564

sigh maybe ill ask mom to make a dentist appointment for me havent gone in like 5 years

No.88565

eating vindaloo

No.88567

its spicy

No.88568

and just as i post that the anime im watching starts talking about spicy food think i might have esp

No.88570


No.88573

Philadelphia police are investigating after a man EJACULATED on a woman's leg in a Dollar Tree store…

The man has yet to be identified.

No.88574

havent been to the dollar store in a while last time i was there the window was plastered with now hiring signs emphasizing that they can hire kids

No.88576

feasted too early

No.88577

guess ill work up a sweat outside again

No.88578

little wasp nest by my front door

No.88579

wasps deserve rape

No.88580

NOT sticking my silly willy anywhere near those buggers

No.88582

phew worked up a good sweat

No.88583

thinking about how sexy i would be if i was a girl i dont mean in an agp way just in a purely intellectual manner

No.88584

ill never have a female to mate with but at least that means no other man will ever mate with my female

No.88585

wish to mate with a sexy wasp girl against her fathers wishes

No.88586

artist i follow has a sexy bee girl they draw she could be a wasp

No.88587

taken three showers today already

No.88588

landlord messaged me the other day saying i was using too much water

No.88589

defiantly pouring my extra oil down the drain before leaving

No.88590

wish i liked raw carrots

No.88591

tired guess ill have smore ffee

No.88592

feels like thursday but its only wednesday

No.88593

spilled my coffee and got a headache when i started drinking

No.88594

if only i could turn back the clock

No.88595

watching pop anime

No.88596

dont have any sense of how much caffeine is in my coffee

No.88597

mom made me get up at the crack of 4pm to make her an iced instant cawfee made myself one too

No.88598

never made iced coffee only cold brew

No.88599

froze a gallon of water stuck it behind my fan feelin cool

No.88600

watching the love triangle anime

No.88601

mom said a place she went to had the simpsons arcade game never played it in rl only on console but i did play xmen a bunch which is the same cabinet and both are konami dont know if its the real one or one of those reproductions though

No.88602

never played much pinball but i went to a pinball museum with mom once

No.88603

love watching fictional teenagers making life difficult for themselves by failing to communicate

No.88604

they and i are NOT so different after all

No.88605

having to come to page 2 is getting annoying

No.88606

hot bright and sunny outside but theres a severe thunderstorm warning and i hear thunder

No.88607

you dont have to come to page 2

No.88608

uh do you NOT just have the thread open in a tab

No.88609

landlord messaged me the other day saying the doors need to be painted so make sure to leave them unlocked and open between 8 and 5pm

No.88610

i never keep more than one tab open and i close my browser when im done browsing

No.88611

does that mean if i post a link youll go away

No.88612

>>88610
you need to upgrade from 32gb of ram to 64gb then you can have 3 tabs open

No.88613

upgraded to 64 gigs so i could browse pixiv but then i switched to downloading pics to browse instead

No.88614

yes for a short time then ill click the back button in my browser once im done viewing the contents of your link

No.88615


No.88616

already read that one

No.88617

She was twenty-seven. After the death of her brothers she had become
very wealthy. She was by now decidedly plain, but thought herself not
merely as good-looking as before but even far more attractive. She
was confirmed in this delusion by the fact that she had become a very
wealthy heiress and also by the fact that the older she grew the less
dangerous she became to men, and the more freely they could associate
with her and avail themselves of her suppers, soirees, and the animated
company that assembled at her house, without incurring any obligation.
A man who would have been afraid ten years before of going every day
to the house when there was a girl of seventeen there, for fear of
compromising her and committing himself, would now go boldly every day
and treat her not as a marriageable girl but as a sexless acquaintance.

crying for the kurisumasu keiki

No.88618

>>88616
sorry maybe this one is more to your liking
https://files.catbox.moe/4op21k.txt

No.88619

wouldnt mind building an arcade cabinet in the future bet i could do it for under 900 if my monitor already had freesync and wasnt stuck at 60hz

No.88620

made some coffee and let me tell you its delicious fixed a mistake that was ruining my coffee lately

No.88621

what do you need 900 for just scavenge some wood and nails and stick a pi in it

No.88622

surely you jest im not lifting a finger if the end result is just a normberry pi in a box

No.88623

kitty tarded out stared outside asked for milk sipped that milk then tarded out again now shes on my lap again

No.88624

love pumping my juice into a nice warm kitty on my lap

No.88626

meant to type pumping my milk but oh well

No.88627

showered

No.88628

awkward

No.88629

>>88618
im back great read thanks

No.88630

>>88627
ill have to later ive pissed out my ass no fewer than 3 times today

No.88631

watching a gdq vid the runner is clearly male but their handle is feminine and and theyre wearing pink and they have a nasally voice

No.88632

hate when i start bleeding after wiping too much

No.88633

trying those sliders theyre good

No.88634

literally had my finger on the reset button after running out of ram again but then everything crashed at once so i didnt have to press it

No.88635

nipah banner

No.88636


No.88637


No.88638

lost my jo tabs though sigh

No.88639

uh why would you lose tabs they just come back when you reopen the browser

No.88640

ota could really use last 50 and noko too bad otamin doesnt give a flip

No.88641

i use a private browsing window so in the rare instance i need to look through my history i can actually find things instead of sifting through ten thousand porn links

No.88642

uh it has noko

No.88644

stopped using private for pr0n when i moved out most of the things i want to find again are ecchi anyway

No.88645

sigh nonokosage

No.88646

die deletenorm

No.88647

i am filled with piss and shit

No.88648

wish i had some gum

No.88649

picked up some black fuzz from the corner there was a dead bug in it

No.88650

i dont use private windows but i have opening previous windows and tabs on startup disabled

No.88651

found your problem

No.88652

had some squid and gsnapfruit juice

No.88653

guess ill go write a last 100 script if this norm is gonna be so obstinate about staying in the threads

No.88654

bh

No.88655

already told you im just waiting for 5k

No.88656

>>88646
it was redundant

No.88657

i said die

No.88658

im redundant

No.88659

im retardant

No.88660

watch your mouth

No.88661

very orange outside today

No.88662

remember being told that orange sky is due to pollution

No.88663

got a meme normsong stuck in my head even though i probably only heard it once or twice like years ago wonder if someone was playing it outside and i didnt actively NOTice or something

No.88664

lets hear it

No.88665


No.88666

sky is often pink around these parts

No.88667

pussy pink skies

No.88668

hate when anime gets too dark i mean in the literal sense like i can barely make out any features on the screen

No.88669

ryougi banner

No.88670

got an aris sub

No.88671

normis

No.88672

sweating hard and the rough fabric on my chair irritates my butt

No.88673

uh

No.88674

what

No.88675

>>88670
never understood what the point of that is or how it works because im not a twatchteen does the subscription even do anything except give someone else your money its not like the streams are paywalled

No.88676

ice finished melting guess ill fire up the actual ac

No.88677

>>88675
you can use the channels epic emotes thats it

No.88678

never twitch chatted well NOT that i have an account if i did i might stream

No.88680

fire one up

No.88681

feel like i had a new years resolution to learn how to stream in 2023

No.88682

>>88677
wow what a great value

No.88683

i cant

No.88684

sometimes i browse subgaias of fast food places and other chains like supermarkets and such to laugh at the workers

No.88685

careful that might be you some day

No.88686

NOT bloody likely

No.88687


No.88688

new ed for snw is so bad its comical

No.88689

dont care anymore

No.88690

wish i didnt feel compelled to watch it anyway

No.88691

tired

No.88692

watching old idolmaster vids

No.88693

jod to hard and thought i gave myself a hernia false alarm

No.88694

fire up a nice 洗脳 搾取 虎の巻

No.88695

love some nice mosaic.flac

No.88696


No.88697


No.88698

almost posted a thought that came to mind but then i remembered i posted it a couple weeks ago already wouldnt want to spam

No.88700

loud fireworks louder than on the 4th

No.88701

its happening

No.88702

got arc Please stick it in mee im so glad

No.88703

pic

No.88705

watching sexy mmds

No.88706

80 degrees feels cool now hope i dont regret this come winter

No.88707


No.88708

uh webp you must be trolling

No.88709

mom was wrong dusting your surfaces is a huge mistake because it just kicked up a ton of dust into the air and then inhaled it my chest hurts

No.88710

getting ready to do some dusting and vacuuming myself

No.88712

dont

No.88713

i must

No.88714

reading alice waltons wikipedia page it sings her praises on and on and hides the fact that she killed someone in a tiny sentence way down sigh wish i was rich might become a socialist

No.88715

when i used to have the energy to clean my room id still only do it a few times a year im sure im harming myself by living in a dust filled pit that hasnt been vacuumed in 2 years but even if i did it id have to keep doing it

No.88716

that reminds me might be time for my biannual sheet washing

No.88717

doesnt help that i dont own a real vacuum just a half broken hand unit

No.88719

start to feel self conscious about my flab when viewing sexy women

No.88721

went to walmart during sensory friendly hours and there was an absurdly loud beeping sound coming from the back you could hear throughout the whole store

No.88723


No.88724

wish i was either taller or shorter

No.88726

same being 6'4 is too average

No.88728

thats far too tall and if anything i think id rather be shorter its NOT like im trying to pick up girls

No.88729

didnt realize kadokawa owned nnd

No.88730

or im sure i did and forgot still wonder when itll be back

No.88731

took 1 gram l theanine

No.88732

been sleeping on the same twin mattress for 20 years but recently ive been thinking it might be time to upgrade

No.88733

might be part of why i wish i was shorter

No.88734

get tempted to steal whenever i use the self checkout but never done it NOT counting that time i bought 5 packs of seaweed and checked my receipt and had scanned 4

No.88737

might be time for shower number 5

No.88739

these modern mmds must be using ai or something

No.88740

got arc to np5 Please stick it in mee

No.88741

love spending all of moms money gambling for pixels

No.88742

>>88726
die tallbrag

No.88743

think ive gotten shorter my measurements are less than what i remember them being and when mom compared me to the notches on the wall from when i was growing up i didnt reach the ones from when i was a late teen

No.88744

NOT that it matters since i never broke the 6' barrier but at least ive broken the 6" barrier

No.88745

wonder if i should pay for flip one of these days just to see what its all about

No.88746

what about your wizard powers

No.88747

im almost 33 and i dont feel anything so flip it

No.88750


No.88754

woke up startled

No.88755

brushed showered guess ill browse some sexy drawings

No.88756

do they still wear loose socks

No.88757

whos they

No.88758

japanese teengirls

No.88759

feel like theres been more and more untagged ai lately some of it can really fool you for a moment too

No.88760

i can tell in an instant

No.88761

so can i 99% of the time but this is a how can you tell you can tell situation for all you know you could be full of false negatives

No.88762

got up eating cinnamon crunch drinking coffee

No.88763

go better together than i would expect but now im out

No.88764

what the flip a dollar is over 160 yen now

No.88765

the wagie

No.88766

im salaried

No.88767

wish i was a nice salaryman supporting my wife and kids that i barely talk to

No.88769

like that guy on knight scoop that didnt talk to his wife for 20 years or something

No.88770

never watched

No.88771

cant find my boxcutter

No.88777

scooped some cocks butter out me foreskine

No.88778

pic

No.88779

guess ill go work up a sweat again

No.88780

On Monday, Taco Bell announced it's opening The Cantinas, an early retirement community featuring aerobics classes, pickleball tournaments, and early dinners featuring all its best meals.

"There's a common misconception that retirement unlocks the life you've been waiting for. And while that may be true for some, we don't think you should have to wait until 55 to live the life you're craving," Taylor Montgomery, the U.S. chief marketing officer of Taco Bell, shared in a statement. "The Cantinas early retirement community, just like our brand, represents a place where all generations can come together, regardless of age, to Live their Más however they want."

No.88781

just realized i left my door unlocked last night what if i was snapped in bed

No.88782

found a dead bug sorting through my undies

No.88783

fixing my schedule again gonno snooze soon

No.88784

no dont

No.88785

ars is gaming

No.88786

>>88767
everything humans do in life is to reproduce most men dont care if they talk to their wives so long as they give them a kid and most women dont care if their husband loves them so long as he provides for their kid and then they die and the cycle starts again

No.88787

im NOT like other men

No.88788

i cant breed

No.88789

how come they dont let single 30 year old neets adopt

No.88790

two cans of soda left guess ill go get more

No.88791

how about a can of deez nuts instead

No.88792

anyone wants to marry me so we can pay less taxes and adopt

No.88793

i thought the gays couldnt adopt

No.88794

theyre giving kids to homos like theyre costco samples

No.88795

>>88792
i dont pay taxes and i dont want kids but i will still marry you

No.88796

went on a Drive thought i saw a dead shika on the median but didnt spot it on the way back so it mightve been my imagination

No.88797

thanks thats nice of you

No.88798

whats so nice about hallucinating big dead animals

No.88799

showered

No.88800

cummed

No.88801

tired didnt sleep too well last night guess ill have some more coffee

No.88802

felt like i was awake all night doubt i snoozed more than a few hours only gonno have a little bit of cawfee or else ill screw myself again im trying to get back to the 4am to noon schedule

No.88803

need to get back to my 11pm to 6am schedule

No.88804

bought more ice cream sandwiches

No.88805

>>88803
thats not enough time

No.88806

what do you mean thats more than i normally sleep

No.88807

drinking cold coffee milk about 1:2 ratio

No.88808

think mom broke the cawfee jar it wasnt on top of the fridge where it always is had to get the backup

No.88809

nude rn

No.88810

multiple anime about middle aged men becoming adventurers late this season

No.88811

in other words its NOT too late for us to go on a bouken

No.88812

if i could do it over again id like to have been born in the late 70s lived to adulthood and died by no later than 2013 this thing where ill be trapped in hell for the majority percentage of my life that takes place after 2005 isnt working

No.88813

but 2014 was epic

No.88814


No.88815

>>88813
thats irrelevant

No.88816

shampood my bhole

No.88817

just use body wash on my bhole

No.88818

i dont own any of that girly stuff

No.88819

have to close out all these tabs today and just game for a while i need to cope by ignoring reality

No.88820

stream

No.88821

jod when i shouldntve this is really gonno throw off my schedule guess ill have some food now

No.88822

gassy

No.88823

>>88820
would if i could

No.88824

drinking store brand diet cola

No.88825

what game

No.88826

lose my immersion when characters start acting out of desperation due to starvation when theyre in a survival situation and havent eaten all day like uh you can go for days no problem you know

No.88827

>>88825
i dont know i havent started one yet

No.88828

what are the options

No.88829

watching kusonime

No.88830

spice and norm is so flipping boring might have to drop it

No.88831

why do you think ive been complaining about it for the last three months

No.88833

rare otamin spotted on the o

No.88834

the return of the king

No.88835

ice cream bars i bought are burned and vile pity this brand was so good last time

No.88837

it has a satisfaction guarantee on the front maybe i can call and complain

No.88838

didnt know there was a cool board

No.88839

gee i sure love when explorer.exe crashes again

No.88840

shiina said her favorite car is the scion fr-s

No.88841

watching tranime

No.88842

cant stop passing gas

No.88844

cat hasnt jumped on top of the bookcase in awhile shes getting old

No.88845

aunt kept her old dying cat alive for years would always hear about whatever new medicine it was on

No.88846

cant find my mucus meds

No.88847

guaifenesin may just be the most vile pill ive taken

No.88849

why

No.88850

what do you mean why

No.88851

think its time for cheese n crackers

No.88852

sodas real fizzy swallowed some wrong and it hurt real bad going down

No.88854

this cheese is too salty

No.88857

cant reset my old kindle without connecting to the internet guess ill trash it instead of donating it

No.88858

dont remember the last time someone cooked breakfast for me

No.88860

whats there to justify just get a used one for like 20 dollars

No.88862

this is a fakecel thread

No.88863

it still works fine i just got a better ereader

No.88864

watching the one girl harem anime wonder when im gonno meet a girl like that

No.88865

ever suddenly get that feeling like youre forgetting something important

No.88866

spent the last hour watching hosexy ladyve clip compilations

No.88867


No.88868

wish i was cool

No.88869

washed my sheets and pillowcases but now i need to put them back on it takes like a minute but i hate doing it

No.88870

whats wrong with connecting a kindle to the internet use my kindles browser to download books from libgen

No.88871

i dont think my kindle even has a browser but whats wrong is i dont want to walk over to the router and painstakingly type in the long password

No.88872


No.88873

sneezed wonder whos talking about me

No.88874

that was me sorry mom asked about my internet friends

No.88875

sigh hope you didnt tell her about that one post i made

No.88876

ive never told mom about you guys

No.88877

mom said were about to have our first woman president

No.88878

is sleepy joe transitioning or did he die

No.88879

cranked the ac gonno shower

No.88880


No.88881

everyone should post their address so we can send each other cute gifts

No.88882

NOT paying over 9000 dollars to send a package to maltaguy

No.88883

its her turn

No.88884

been taking basically only cold showers lately cant believe what an idiot slave i was for cooking my water before

No.88885

woke up showered gave the kitty some food grabbed me coffee and apricot cookies

No.88886

wish someone would give me food and let me sit on their lap and by someone i mean of the attractive female persuasion

No.88888

running my body pillows through the fluff cycle in the dryer

No.88890

never had one whats it like

No.88891

cant sleep without it

No.88893


No.88894

rewatching sukebu

No.88895

put a dent in those tabs gonno reboot because i want to check something in the bios i was reading about

No.88896

wonder when his autobiography will come out

No.88897

>>88893
wish i had a nice lgf to sleep while hugging me

No.88898

id rather be hugged by a gentle oneesan

No.88899

gonno go watch some tv are we staying in this thread on moving to the new one

No.88900

i already answered that question

No.88901

sigh still beating myself up over NOT archiving a copy of desuchan when it went back up for a bit

No.88902

took more l theanine

No.88903

>>88901
some of its there on wayback machine ive had it open in another tab for a few weeks

No.88905

ya but NOT enough i wgot what i could when it was up but the image links were wrong and i was too tard to manage automating downloading them so i only have the thumbnails

No.88906

ate a hot pocket it isnt sitting well in my stomach

No.88908

nailbit

No.88909

cranked the ac some more

No.88910

its not easy being cheesy

No.88911

about to crank something myself

No.88912

like the lawnmower

No.88913


No.88914

hate these videos with a dozen cuts a second can barely watch without getting a headache

No.88915

didnt realize mad was still in publication

No.88917

jaws hurting again could medicate with a bit of brandy

No.88918

going on an adventure next week

No.88919

spent 50 dollars at cvs

No.88920

you utter fool

No.88922

>>88905
didnt think it would be going down again cant see a single reason why it did why did they bother

No.88929

wish i was as pasted as kramer

No.88930

hungry and not tired yet

No.88935


No.88936

right ahead

No.88937

watching precure

No.88939

woke up back pain

No.88940

isnt precure a little girls show

No.88941

some norm is loudly talking outside on the phone when its NOT even 9am go the flip inside i dont wanna hear it

No.88942

put my trash into the trash can after breakfast instead of letting it sit out all week

No.88943

and when are you gonno take out that trash can

No.88944

weird dream last night but ive already forgotten it

No.88946

raining

No.88947

drinking coffee milk eating cinnamon life gonno watch some idol anime

No.88948

theres a japanese woman who did a really good cover of coffee milk crazy but cant remember who

No.88949

NOT into utaite

No.88950

sigh cinderella girls is almost 10 years old

No.88952

well the game is older but im secondary

No.88953

feeling that lactose

No.88954

shitted

No.88955

time for round two

No.88956

searched trevors name on the w and all the posts in the past year are about a famous kigurumi guy

No.88957

is that what hes been doing since deleting his site

No.88958

time for round three

No.88959

watched the cinderella girls 10th anniversary animation the concept was interesting and made for easy and pleasant watching id recommend it

No.88960

cant stop pooping

No.88961

gained weight

No.88962

jod

No.88963

gave myself the old neetshave lookin sharp if i do say so myself

No.88964

made mac n cheese and by made i mean microwaved the frozen meal

No.88965

well i didnt do NOThing i cut and added some extra cheese

No.88966

panera changed their menu to heavily promote their 7 dollar cups of macaroni and cheese

No.88967

uh cup why arent you getting the bread bowl

No.88968

cut the cheese

No.88969

wouldnt mind trying out a bit of sex once or twice just for the experience

No.88971

used to love panera but i stopped going when they took the sierra turkey off the menu

No.88972

i heard the lemonade is to die for

No.88973


No.88974

my place or yours

No.88975

think ill make a Myspace account

No.88976

made hash browns turkey bacon and the last egg

No.88977

what filter is that

No.88978

never made a social media account unless you count registering an irc nickname

No.88979

>>88977
faceberg

No.88980

nice spoonfeeder

No.88981

wouldnt mind being a stepdad for some of the girls i went to school with i could use their kids to start some sort of business and write them off on the taxes as employees

No.88982


No.88983

starting to feel nervous

No.88984

backing up my email

No.88985

same shouldnt have had normffee

No.88986

faceberg detected i wasnt a norm and instantly suspended my account

No.88987

did you remember to use your real name and address and upload a copy of your drivers license passport social security card and birth certificate

No.88988

cleaned some of the gunk off my electric toothbrush but the black stuff wont come off

No.88996

bloating need to vacuum and scrub but ive got no energy

No.88997

burped and some of my drink came up with it too

No.88998

moms dragging her feet on what to get for dinner if i was rich id just buy 90 percent of my food at the start of the month

No.88999

what do you mena if you were rich thats how you save money

No.89000

id have to be rich to have a lump sum like that at the start of every month plus the freezer space

No.89001

looked for junk removal services to get rid of my couch and seems like it would cost at least 200 dollars

No.89002

nice poornorm mentality

No.89003

you dont need to use those scams just break it down into pieces you can move yourself and dump it somewhere

No.89004

tired

No.89005


No.89006

its got a metal frame

No.89007

cant you just unscrew it or use a hacksaw dont tell me its a solid slab of iron

No.89008

its one of those couches that unfolds into a bed but yeah maybe there are screws

No.89009

jod again

No.89010

tried to vacuum but it has basically no power already has trouble sucking up coffee beans

No.89011

reading upotte

No.89013

wouldnt mind getting shot by some of these ladies

No.89014

need to sort through some pdfs but im just NOT feeling it

No.89015

whats your go to pdf reader

No.89016

sumatra on bangblows and okular or qpdfview on gnu linux

No.89017

uh why not simply use your browser

No.89018

uh i do i click it in my file browser and it opens in my viewer

No.89019

moms cruising for a bruising she needs to learn

No.89020

dv is ng

No.89021

jod again third times the charm as they say

No.89022

thinking about throwing the couch off my balcony into the parking lot

No.89023

hold on let me come over and stand under it first

No.89024

time to take out more trash

No.89027

took that trash out good had to dispose of some papers with personal info on them so i stuck em in an envelope with some eggs and crushed it up

No.89028

sometimes take out the trash and when i go back the next day i can see the dumpster was clearly rifled through

No.89029

been feeling like i do when im hungover all day even though i havent touched normahol in weeks

No.89030

think its because of the carbs this days been downhill since i had an early lunch

No.89031

you sound like mom shes always complaining about carbs

No.89032

shes right

No.89033

feel like hurling

No.89034

im uncarbonated

No.89035

vacuumed some more the closer i look the more i realize my carpet is filled with a bunch of old crumbs and stuff vacuuming didnt really work so i might just give up

No.89036

>>89035
try using water along with the vacuum to loosen stuff up if your vacuum can take water without damage

No.89037

thats NOT gonno work it isnt strong enough to pick up anything wet

No.89038

clearly you need to buy a better vacuum

No.89039

i believe i indicated as much myself

No.89040

NOT that im gonno waste any more money on these slave tools

No.89041

raging

No.89042

kinda cold today

No.89043

same by like 6 degrees

No.89044

need to clean up my tabs asap

No.89045


No.89046

didnt even know mom had left she came back with chicken

No.89047

lojod and was about to fall asleep but then neighbor started shooting fireworks cursed to stay awake

No.89048

hope its fried in plenty of veggie oil the veggies make it healthy

No.89049

the msi chinks had 7 years of rma data publicly exposed luckily i sent my rma off 8 years ago Please stick it in mee

No.89050

i need to be rma'd

No.89051

die 'norm

No.89052

love when the characters are hiding from the enemy and the girl starts shrieking about some dumb crap shut the flip up bitch dont know if its worse when theyre found as a consequence or when plot armor dictates that everyone ignores that their location should have just been given away

No.89053

in older english possessive forms ended in es such as the knightes sword and then people started shortening this with the apostrophe to replace the e because apostrophe means to turn away from something so it should only be used when youre omitting a letter and doesnt make any sense to use it for somethin like rmad

No.89054

shut the hell up

No.89055

never learned grammar beyond verbs nouns and adjectives

No.89056

>>89053
whoever wrote this post needs to be beahead'd

No.89057

those dumbass chinks also managed to get their bios update signing keys stolen or some shite i like my board i have from them and ill be reusing it if i get a new pc but im likely going with an asscock motherboard next time

No.89058

hope you dont actually update your bios

No.89059

what if am5 lets you reuse the same board for 7 years again youll have to

No.89060

finished rewatching sketchbook sigh they just dont make them like that anymore

No.89061

dont remember if its how i remembered it i do still prefer the manga but its more like theyre completely different takes on the material

No.89062

wish i wasnt fat and ugly

No.89063


No.89064

feel hungry and like vomiting from overeating at the same time

No.89065

tired of being a worthless retard

No.89066

wish i didnt have to eat except when i wanted to what a flipping pain in the ass it is

No.89067

you dont

No.89068

had aNOTher hot pocket ive already given up on doing anything else today might snooze

No.89069

>>89067
ya when conscious but i was planning to snooze tonight and itll keep me awake if i dont

No.89070

that sounds like a you problem i sleep like a baby when fasting

No.89072

love waking up and crying in the middle of the night

No.89073

NOT sure why i would ever voluntarily fast im neet im sure ill be starving at some point

No.89074

groan its always something with you first you hate eating now you hate NOT eating

No.89075

dont know how you came to that conclusion its a pain in the ass to be hungry and make food but ill ultimately do it because starving is uncomfortable and because of my life being the way it is therell be time to be uncomfortable later

No.89076

just get mom to make it

No.89077

even as a toddler i was already telling mom not to cook because id seen her burn so much shit and the smoke alarm would cause a massive spergout she cant do it shes borderline retarded without written instructions

No.89078

you stop being so hungry after 2 to 4 days without food theres a solution right in front of you even if you dont want to take it

No.89079

uh its NOT that hard to open a box pop it in the cancer machine and punch a few buttons

No.89080

if i wake up too early because of it im raging

No.89081

thats a benefit love waking up early full of energy and ready to take on the new day

No.89082

used to eat chipotle burrito with a bag of their chips for dinner and then later for a midnight snack had a big bowl of cereal with chocolate milk

No.89083

wish i could afford chipotle and it was still as good as it was decades ago

No.89085

i dont feel so good

No.89086

doc

No.89087

do you want me to die

No.89089

cant even get taco bell cheap anymore

No.89090

they have the cbnr but the local tb doesnt make them very good

No.89091

they want me to go back to the hospital for aNOTher scan next month

No.89092

why are you doing this to yourself

No.89093


No.89095

never got a scan maybe thats the problem with me an mri could see whats wrong with my brain

No.89096

dont think theres anything wrong its a natural response to an extremely evil and diseased society

No.89097

guess ill attempt a snooze

No.89099

nope didnt work now the suns up enough that im screwed sigh

No.89102

im evil and diseased

No.89103

>>89099
aluminum foil

No.89104

woke brushed showered guess ill like back down for a bit until i charge up enough energy to pour myself some coffee

No.89105

anxiety acting up

No.89106

coffeetime

No.89107

been putting off cleaning the bathroom and kitchen but todays the day

No.89108

mildly constipated

No.89109

found an old usb drive started browsing its contents and found an old kopipe i was just looking for the other day

No.89110

gave the kitchen a first wipe down used gloves but my hands still got wet and covered with toxic chemicals also when i looked at my shirt afterwards it got extremely discolored which i guess solves the mystery of where a similar discoloration on aNOTher of my shirts came from although i dont know which chemical in particular did it

No.89111

im faulty and defective

No.89112

time to eat my beans

No.89113


No.89114

eating natto gohan right now

No.89115

im a beanboy

No.89116

die beaner

No.89117

wearing latex

No.89118

scrubbed my tub its still gunky but better than before

No.89119

i need to beat a small child to death to take out my frustration

No.89120

am i NOT good enough for you

No.89121

the culprit was bleach

No.89122

watching the alice show

No.89123

arisu

No.89124

freakeye should give us some tips on how to pick up girls

No.89125

nah i could pick up girls easily if i ever tried

No.89126

yellowish bruises on my leg and stomach

No.89127

goshujinsama

No.89128

drinking diet cola

No.89129

watching the post apocalyptic anime ive got high hopes for this one

No.89130

first ep exceeded expectations defiantly the better android show this season atri is moe

No.89131

come to think of it dont think ive seen any vn adaptions lately

No.89132

feeling moist

No.89133

watching the femcel anime the school is fairly run down which gives it a nice down to earth feeling

No.89134

scrubbed my toilet its still filthy though

No.89135

considering getting some fried chicken

No.89136

last two times i got fried chicken i regretted it but the same goes for all the food i have left in the fridge

No.89137

guess ill take out more trash

No.89138

staying away from normffeine today unless mom got blogs

No.89139

what about the headache

No.89140

im femcel

No.89141

>>89139
havent gotten one of those when i stop drinking it for a few days

No.89142

nice moderate caffeine drinker

No.89143


No.89144

dont do it dont throw your life away

No.89145

thinkin instead of getting that fried chicken i might just go to the supermarket and get the nicest frozen or prepared meal they have

No.89146

impulsively it sounds like a good idea but then i think about it being painful and leaving a huge mess i dont want to end up on the net i want a boring corpse that just takes a short ride from the ambulance to the dumpster

No.89147

nevermind chugged 4 teaspoons in like 5 oz of water

No.89148

uh 4 teaspoons

No.89149

ya thats the serving size on the can

No.89150


No.89151

why NOT just use a heaping tablespoon

No.89152

i dont want to be up until monday morning shouldnt have even had any

No.89153

going on a 2800 mile Drive on monday

No.89154

scary

No.89155

ya

No.89156


No.89157

feeling backed up

No.89158

lookin good do you have a safe spot to dump it

No.89159

yeah

No.89160

still looks hard to move if it were me id break that big thing into two to four pieces

No.89161

do you even lift

No.89162

ya but NOT unwieldy nailed together squares of splintered wood

No.89164

eating a microwaved curry frozen meal its NOT very good in fact id say its pretty bad

No.89165

shouldve bought some gum

No.89166

so when is the orgy anyway

No.89168

you missed it

No.89169

sigh

No.89170

to feast or NOT to feast

No.89172

guess ill have some taquitos

No.89173

normitos

No.89174

more like blanditos theyre NOT very good

No.89175

drinking diet pepsi as expected name brand is better

No.89176

wish i had some freezer food

No.89177

my recent frozen feasts have been flops but i got some stouffers for tomorrow

No.89178

tonights dinner is gonno be extra firm tofu with curry sauce and habanero peppers on 2 cups of rice

No.89179

nice soyboy

No.89180

89 degrees inside but it feels more like 87

No.89181

i need to RAPE

No.89182

>>89124
i dont know how just used hinge and talked to a few girls first one i talked about anime and games and books for a few weeks with age was an engineer too but two dates after she said uhhh im not ready to meet new people after all she was a 30+ virg so probably schizoid

then i met the japanese girl the next day and she hung on my every word and tardlaughed the whole time and acts like im gods gift to women

just b itself i guess

No.89183

die

No.89185

ok ill get around to it in 40 years or so

No.89186

hope you get stabbed in a domestic dispute and bleed out norm

No.89188

dont think my gf would stab me or anyone shes nice and ive never seen her mad

No.89189

adblocked and skipped die norm

No.89190

guess ill fire up the ac

No.89194

watching anime

No.89197

need to find a sexy green card seeker

No.89198

dusted my ceiling fan that was a mistake

No.89199

groan now its in my hair

No.89200

are there any women that will marry an ugly neet man with autism

No.89201

feel like ever since tarn sold out the updates have been getting sparser and less detailed sigh it was bound to happen eventually

No.89202

if i brought a jap home my family would make more fun of me than they do by staying single

No.89203

sis asks if ive gotten a gf yet sometimes but the rest of my family just avoids the topic mom would probably be happy even if i bought some seachink home

No.89205

baste sis knows the answer but asks anyway to make you answer

No.89206

ya she knows i never plan to get a gf but i dont know if she just thinks im gay

No.89209

the dark elfs characteristic is that she has a big butt isnt that like racist

No.89210

pic

No.89211

https://files.catbox.moe/sdsdPlease forgive my rudeness.jpg

No.89212

groan thanks otamin in that case https://litter.catbox.moe/xmp9ji.jpg

No.89213

phew

No.89214

NOThin phew theyre morbidly obese

No.89215

brother just bought a huge house with a pond out in the countryside now moms gonno nag me about when are you buying a house

No.89216

when are you gonno buy a house

No.89217

when is freak gonno fund the mansion

No.89219

when i was a kid i wanted to be a librarian wonder what my life would be like if i kept pursuing my dreams

No.89220

what do they even do

No.89221

all sorts of things obviously theres dealing with loans and all that entails like shelving and checking people out and fetching holds and dealing with shipments but also things like library binding and helping people find stuff and organizing community events and tech support

No.89222

NOT that i knew all that back then also thats for public librarians although lots of those things arent actually done by the librarians themselves but by assistants basic things like shelving some places get volunteers too

No.89223

if i were a librarian id get too possessive of all books and go insane when people dont bring them back

No.89224

just become a library cop

No.89225


No.89226

butt is hurting

No.89227


No.89228

hope you dont mind if i skip that

No.89229

wonder if id enjoy himitsu no aipri more if i knew the game mechanics

No.89231

forget to catch up on that

No.89232

watching it but NOT too closely

No.89233

change of plans cooked up some chicken breast that mom had prepared and frozen for me

No.89234

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.89235

is that the pairing for tacos

No.89236

cant stop pressing the pimple on my nose it hurts

No.89237

sister said shes taking spironolactone for her acne

No.89238

what you say

No.89239

acne gets worse when my diet goes down the gutter

No.89240

havent watched seasonal anime in 6 years

No.89241

>>89197
didnt find out until recently that they only need a green card to get in they can divorce you afterwards and dont have to leave

No.89242

>>89212
found out about this the other day but i cant watch because i never read the manga ill be a latenorm bandwagoning teen

No.89243

havent watched seasonal anime in 6 minutes

No.89244

NOThin bandwagon i told you i just watch everything that looks good enough

No.89245

trying to watch 28 this season

No.89246

nice full inventory

No.89247

>>89244
thats different ive been seeing panels of it for years theres no excuse

No.89248

oh

No.89249

uh i havent seen those why didnt you post them

No.89250

just discovered a bunch of dirty dishes in my cabinet

No.89251

trying out 33 shows this season counting continuations but ill probably cut it down to 28 or fewer by the time a couple weeks go by

No.89252

time for a nice cleaning sesh

No.89253

theres aNOTher anime about one of the demon lords commanders secretly being a human and its pretty compelling

No.89254

when i say i wish i was a lady thats only if i was an attractive lady id rather be an ugly man than an ugly woman

No.89255

its okay compelling isnt quite the word id use but the doreimeido is cute

No.89256

slavegirls begging for their lives are moe

No.89257

been getting into ryona lately

No.89258

same but im picky about it also maybe it doesnt count as lately at this point

No.89259

gaaaaaaaaah

No.89261

edged a bit might snooze

No.89262

laundry still isnt done

No.89263

saw a shooting star

No.89264

gonno try to make yakisoba out of top ramen

No.89265

cant find the yakisoba pan wars song

No.89267

changed my mind im gonno try making something i bought a long time ago that was surprisingly good

No.89268

sippin some coke zero

No.89269

came out pretty good i guess theres no reason why it wouldnt have i just dumped some ultra processed sauce into an already ultra processed product

No.89270

guess ill change my bedsheet

No.89271

now im eating pesticide laden sugared flakes sitting in a broth of cow teat squeezings

No.89272

guess ill try to snooze these are close to ideal conditions forgot to put the foil up though what a retard

No.89275

woke up

No.89276

face is sore

No.89277

guess ill have some coffee milk

No.89278

made it as mild as it can be

No.89279

shitted

No.89280

if one of you ever buys a house can i move in i will do nothing other than game

No.89281

cried

No.89282

no gamer discounts on rent

No.89283

the town crier

No.89284

dropped out of school at age 16 never worked a job mom works minimum wage and i survive on autismbux if she ever dies im flipped because i get less than minimum wage

No.89285


No.89286

never graduated high school but i took a test to get a diploma equivalent

No.89287

getting nervous

No.89288

simply gaj

No.89289

im between jobs

No.89290

you know its actually pretty hard to land a good punch on most parts of your own body

No.89291

new sseth

No.89292

groan its aNOTher one of those days cant stop salivating and pissing just call me spongeboy

No.89293

guess ill have some sodium

No.89294

guess ill let out some sperm

No.89295

sigh heisei ended over 5 years ago

No.89296

drank some coke zero for some reason the liter bottles are the cheapest soda at the local store

No.89297

comedic timing in the deer anime leaves something to be desired wonder if the mangas better

No.89298


No.89299

spent hours cleaning but it still wasnt good enough for mom she kept pointing out stuff like little grease spots on the kitchen wall and making me clean them

No.89300

nice evil stepmother

No.89301

time to clean the fridge

No.89302

also wiped the corners of the floor although i half assed it

No.89303


No.89304

might be time for 2pm coffee

No.89305

eating cheese n crackers

No.89306

out of cheese but NOT crackers what a conundrum

No.89307


No.89308

nice neetblog sobblog

No.89309


No.89310

the position of the car in the driveway hasnt moved since yesterday guess mom didnt get blogs

No.89311

she needs to cut you off

No.89312

i cut myself off by going through a weeks supply in two days

No.89313

youre killing yourself

No.89314

headphones died oh god im screwed i need to fix them

No.89315

treat yourself to a nice pair of apple airpods max

No.89316

crank up the speakers

No.89317

cant jo in peace since i need to keep pissing

No.89318

watching widescreen anime

No.89319

i dont have any money rn and i like mine ill just take it somewhere to fix it when i move the cord it comes back for a split second so hopefully they will just need to solder and reinforce the connection but for now my pc doesnt have audio

No.89320

love heading down to the stereo repair shop to have my appliances fixed uh what decade is this

No.89321

got at least 3 other ways to listen to audio in my room right now besides my 12 year old budget headphones and many more in the house as a whole its like av cables or something how have you not accumulated extras

No.89322

through out all my old av cables recently

No.89323

mom said sister told her to stop trying to change me

No.89324

sis or aunt

No.89325

my sister

No.89326

mooching off sis good plan shell live longer

No.89327

indigestion

No.89328

too many more shits and i might start bleeding

No.89330

starting to panic

No.89331

shouldntve had that coffee

No.89332

is it black blood or red blood

No.89333

it hasnt started and i hope it stays that way but it would be red i mean from surface irritation NOT cancer

No.89334

just realized there hasnt been any blood in my cum for over a month

No.89335

PREDICTABLE how much of my daily suffering is caused by normal bodily functions

No.89336

mouth is dry but i still need to piss every 10 minutes

No.89337

well dry isnt the right word

No.89338

>>89331
same i keep doing it i never learn

No.89339

yep its red

No.89341

if this doesnt clear up by tomorrow therell be hell to pay

No.89342

mom said theres petechiae on my foot

No.89343

why is mom fondling your feet

No.89344

she told me to show her

No.89345

weird

No.89346

used to have hemorrhoids hope they dont come back

No.89347

how did you make them go away

No.89348

i used to but i still do too

No.89349

NOThing in particular they just went away eventually came back a couple times but never as severe as the first

No.89350

just do that again then

No.89351

gonno need quicker results than that if i dont want next week to be hell

No.89352

need a moisturizer enema

No.89353

one more ep then i need to pack away my computer

No.89354

wearing boxer shorts

No.89355

pic

No.89356

perv

No.89357

nice arranged marriage in this anime why cant they do that in the west too

No.89358

well it fell apart two minutes later anyway

No.89359

gonno watch a 4 hour long video essay on starfield

No.89360

never played probably never will

No.89361

used to think long videos were impressive but now think theyre just lazy

No.89362

love a nice long rambling post with no punctuation or capitalization

No.89363

wetting the tp helps

No.89364

spose ill take out some recycling

No.89365

was hoping the minibosses at the end of dw3 would be the same as dw2 where as long as the ram isnt cleared they stay dead it takes like half an hour per try to get to the final boss might cheat and look at the walkthrough again because i couldnt figure out how to get the master sword

No.89366

dont understand a word you just said

No.89367

>>89366
im noob

No.89368

die nub

No.89369

nice mom made spaghetti for dinner microwaved the sauce for 30 seconds and said it was hot so i dumped it all over and its cold its a miracle shes never been given a black eye

No.89370

trust but verify

No.89371

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No.89372

wish one of my parents had given me a black eye when i decided to become a shutin

No.89375

its over 5000

No.90500

started getting bjorn recs the tubies are losing control of the himarithm



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