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No. 430

>mfw get another ban on queer-central /ota/
>press my fug off queer button
>repost a thread

No.4996

haha

No.109511

Haha

No.109931

stop laughing you retards

No.111098

:c

No.111563

im okay with this one

No.111565

never played much gta i remember trying one for a bit and NOT being able to get into

No.111566

yesterdays headache still hasnt gone away

No.111567

doesnt help ive got a painful lump on my head its NOT a pimple more like what you get after banging your head on something but i dont remember doing that

No.111568

mom loved watching 24 i never watched any

No.111569

thunder

No.111570

lightning nao

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No.111574

made a fool of myself

No.111575

spilled some toxic chemicals now the smell wont go away

No.111577

failed my fast

No.111579

jod but still feel like getting it on only it doesnt feel good anymore

No.111582

moms gonno be gone most of the day thought about dragging the pc out and watching something on the tv but whats the point

No.111583

why NOT just keep a long enough cable in reserve so you dont need to move your pc

No.111584

lied i dont even need to move it my old one is out there next to the tv

No.111585

i trusted you

No.111586

woke up mornin hima

No.111587

normin

No.111588

>>111585
doesnt matter now shes back early

No.111589


No.111590

just realized my daily ice cream has 45 percent of daily recommended saturated fat

No.111591

uh daily ice cream

No.111592

yeah have ice cream every day before dinner

No.111593

its deadly poison

No.111594

mom has been eating ice cream everyday for at least 30 years and shes NOT dead

No.111595

whats wrong with poison

No.111596

its poisonous

No.111597

ate peanuts in bed

No.111598

i avoid nuts theyre too high calorie

No.111599

mom said nuts are good for protein

No.111600

shed know

No.111601

had to put my thongs on because theres a bunch of crunchy stuff on the kitchen floor

No.111602

ate 3 dogs two with onions and relish one with coleslaw

No.111604

ate more pasta it was alright

No.111605

wish i had a cold one

No.111606

>>111603
nice spazeye

No.111607

trying to fight the urge to pass out

No.111608

the nite is young

No.111609

urge to purge

No.111610

partially teenshaved didnt know if i wanted to commit to going all the way

No.111611

might as well

No.111612

between my body temperature my desk lamp monitor and pc it has to be 85 degrees in here i cant take this

No.111613

fire up the ac

No.111614

its NOT in yet

No.111615

ate toast

No.111616

weighed myself gained weight

No.111617

cant decide if id rather be executed by hanging or firing squad

No.111618

firing squad would be fine if the cutouts in the wall were all at head level but dont they just light you up all over the body or is that only in movies

No.111619

sigh i guess hell find out soon enough

No.111620

bhole juicy rn and NOT in a good way gonno shower

No.111621

what would be a good way

No.111622

you know

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No.111624

i thought dune was a trilogy didnt realize there was like a hundred books

No.111625

still never read even though i own one or two of them i think his kids just kept the gravy train rolling from notes and shite they found after he croaked

No.111626

only series i tried to keep reading after an author change was the wizard of oz as a kid and even back then i realized it sucked after the switch

No.111627

gonna try and land a plumper

No.111628

anime im watching had a two episode fat acceptance arc

No.111629

>>111627
ive read on the 4 that their opinions of themselves are at an all time high be careful theyre NOT the attainable goal they once were

No.111630

were never gonno score

No.111631

think i eat pretty healthy had a mug of instant cawfee 4 hotdogs 2 frozen pretzels some candy and ten blogs today

No.111632

dont understand how im NOT losing weight having quit the blogs and mostly quit the chips and bread and pastries i guess i eat more chocolate now but even a whole bar is less calories than like three blogs

No.111633

its genetic

No.111634

guess ill snooze

No.111635

no dont

No.111636

its something that has to happen every 12 to 30 hours i dont make the rules

No.111637

sounds like youve got aNOTher 10 hours in you

No.111638

youre incorrect

No.111639

still havent watched gou or sotsu

No.111640

cant enjoy them because of turt

No.111641

dont see the connection

No.111642

the way he would post using images from the shows when they were airing makes me associate them with him specifically satoko with gun

No.111643

some of those posts might have been me

No.111644

worried about getting cancer i wouldnt even know until it was far too late to do anything about it

No.111645

nauseated

No.111646

>>111644
weve got bigger fish to fry

No.111647

such as

No.111648

this show opens episode with a warning from the characters to keep the room bright when you watch tv and NOT sit too close havent seen that in a while

No.111649

cant believe how strange it is to be anything at all

No.111650

i wanna be a pop star

No.111651

i was never good at origami

No.111652

i never connected with anybody in my entire life

No.111653

i walk alone

No.111654

mightve said this before but i think my thermometer is broken

No.111655

bloating

No.111656

it is happening again

No.111657

it hasnt even begun

No.111658

its over

No.111659

almost clicked the like button on an ai image

No.111660

you fool

No.111661

woke up feeling discontent

No.111662

same but what else is new

No.111663

headache

No.111664

you should get that checked

No.111665

just checked and yep its still there

No.111666

wonder if its possible that im NOT smart but lazy just retarded and mentally eel

No.111667

glad thats just you

No.111668

cuz im a genious

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No.111670

pasted israelis

No.111671

what are they dancing about now

No.111672

NOThing i was just thinking about how pasted they are

No.111673

NOThing pasted about those freaks besides killing ragheads

No.111674

nah the tinyhats are pasted as hell

No.111675

binged again

No.111676

could have duckduckgoed or yandexed instead

No.111677

i only use yandex for you know what

No.111678

gonno mojeek

No.111679

yandex got worse lately

No.111680

sigh thats unfortunate although i havent used it in a while

No.111681

weird how much of the web is missing from search engines now i dont mean stuff hidden behind a login or whatever i mean stuff thats just plain html out there but doesnt show up in results

No.111682

sighing shouldnt have had extra cawfee

No.111683

as for me i cracked

No.111684

either gonno crack really early or NOT at all theres only 3 left which means guaranteed sleep disruption if i go to bed too soon after having them

No.111685

snoozed a 12er and brewed a mug not feelin so hot

No.111686

feeling oppressed by my tabs again

No.111687

watched a youtube video that said you shouldnt use mal anymore because some japanese crypto company bought the site

No.111688

moms made some big and unecessary purchases lately wanted to get aNOTher hard drive but i may have missed my window

No.111715

im norm

No.111716

sighing again but at least it cooled down in here

No.111717

wish i was norm dont want to think ever again

No.111718

groan hard little nodule in my lower left lip on the inside when this happened on the right it gradually grew into a bigger swelling over the course of a year before subsiding into a little lump i can still feel plus now when i open my mouth wide my lip sags to the right maybe in aNOTher three years itll just sag on both sides at least that way itd be symmetric

No.111719

caffeine withdrawal headache rn

No.111720

woke up jidoljod

No.111721

foul whoers

No.111722

couldnt tell if the hole in my yogurt cup lid happened during opening the yogurt or if it had already been there so decided to risk it and now my stomach hurts

No.111723

you gave yourself psychosomatic symptoms

No.111724

binged two days in a row fml

No.111725

woke up had some bacon and taters for bfast now im sippin covfefe

No.111726

feels like i didnt snooze at all even though i did for almost 12 hours

No.111727

been real tired all day lately myself thats why im trying to quit the ffeine see if it helps

No.111728

one of those figs arrived that was fast

No.111729

feelin good today

No.111730

at least one of us is

No.111731

how about sharing some of those groovy vibes over here

No.111732

finished the jar of apple sauce

No.111733

tidied up a bit even took out the trash it was starting to block the hallway and make it difficult to open the door

No.111734

shouldnt have had cawfee what a mistake

No.111735

how about joining me for a detox

No.111736

too late just gonno spend the whole day anxious and panicked

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>>111737
tardlaughing things couldnt have gone any funnier there

No.111739

dont have the energy for life

No.111740


No.111741

wish i was baste like billy

No.111742

havent had the energy to post much lately

No.111743

i need to be fed feet first into a woodchipper

No.111744

but enough about me

No.111745

hyperactive anxious and bored what a winning combo flip normfee im NOT having any tomorrow

No.111746

sometimes dont post for a few days because i have no energy to do anything but sleep and watch vids

No.111747

>>111745
head down to your local bar for a calming pint and a conversation

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>>111747
the local bar is my mini fridge in the garage and there hasnt been a delivery its dry

No.111750

brewed the perfect mug yet again

No.111751

none for me im switching to healthy wholesome lead and cadmium filled gweentea

No.111752

is that that chai stuff

No.111753

no its the stuff mom gets big boxes of at the dollar store

No.111754

feel like im due for things to go right for me of course i havent done a single thing ever to make that more likely but it cant all be bad and then worse can it

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No.111756

dont understand figs do people keep them around and stare at them every once in a while or what

No.111757

sounds like you do understand em

No.111758

think ill try to snooze its far later than i wanted to

No.111759

its too late for us

No.111760

skype shut down now how are we gonno coordinate on the himacraft server

No.111761

theres NOT gonno be a himacraft server you stupid slut

No.111762

crying why do you have to be so mean

No.111763

i just want to play a game with my friends

No.111764

still crying where did everyone go

No.111765

hadnt skyped in 14 years

No.111766

everyone must be at work

No.111767

everyone is flipping dead its over

No.111768

its noon or earlier in the most of the cuntry only a small subsect of neets are able to wake up that early

No.111769

i wake up before 8am every single day

No.111770

huh didnt realize indonesia has a population of nearly 300 million

No.111771

what a vile tidbit of information

No.111772

woke up sippin sis needs me to fix her power outlet

No.111773

indonesians are pasted dont understand why anyone would dislike them

No.111774

whats to hate dont they all live in mud huts and eat bugs or whatever

No.111775

gotta be honest i have no idea of what goes about in that corner of the world

No.111776

>>111775
same but the concept of 300 million sweat soaked little midget gooks packed into an island the size of florida flying around on mopeds and squawking in made up nonsense words at the top of their lungs 24/7 makes me feel nauseous

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No.111778

overate but didnt binge

No.111779

>>111776
sounds like a blast wish i was indo

No.111780

wish i had an indog gf

No.111781

whats indog

No.111782

you know

No.111783

overdid it on the gweentea ohgod

No.111784

lady in the game im playing said coffee calms the nerves

No.111785

it doesnt im whacked out pacemumbling with bulging eyes

No.111786

>>111784
ePlease stick it in meehe what an idiot slaev

No.111787

woke up scared

No.111788

ill give you something to be scared about

No.111789

if i was rich id have one of those rooms covered wall to wall in posters and figures

No.111790

if i was rich id do exactly what im doing now except without guilt or anxiety about the future and when i needed something id simply buy it instead of waiting months to years to justify sub $100 purchases

No.111791

what about the escorts

No.111792


No.111793

think id need to be insanely rich for any human female to pretend to like me i was just thinking rich by destitute poornorm standards like having a net worth of a million and enough in annual dividends to own a trailer on a few acres and NOT work

No.111794

there are probably lots of shy girls whod like you theyre just impossible to find

No.111795

bought triscuits

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No.111797

youre right we could probably find them if we really tried sigh

No.111798

inaj

No.111799

theres a chance they could have existed it was just in the 2000s

No.111800

ran 7 miles through the woods by the river and this fat running girl waved at me

No.111801

run in hell

No.111802

wish i had a nice fat gf

No.111803

somehow lost 3 lbs even while eating my daily ice cream

No.111804

guess ill jo

No.111805

wondered what all those gold bikinis were about apparently its for golden week

No.111806

woke up from a stressful dream

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No.111808

get away from me you disgusting pig

No.111809

phew id be honored to snap her

No.111810

you cant snap the willing

No.111811

scratched the inside of my ear and now its burning from chili pepper residue

No.111812

might make some e double gs

No.111813

thought i could crack the password on an external drive i forgot with a 750ti i was wrong does anyone have a 5090 they can lend me for a week

No.111814

hax

No.111815

its legitimate use

No.111816

hope everyones ready for mothers day

No.111817

ya im gonno mow the lawn now that its knee height Please stick it in mee

No.111818

bought something for mom the other day and gonno go on a road trip with her this weekend

No.111819

hope its to somewhere good

No.111820

overnight date with mom!

No.111821

jesus christ i love you yes i do

No.111822

i need to have my head smashed with a club

No.111823

thats too good for me

No.111824

crying because im mentally retarded

No.111825

crying because your mentally retarded

No.111826

caffeine withdrawal headache still there but NOT as bad as yesterday or this morning

No.111827

browsing some sexy drawings

No.111828

>>111826
only having one cup and im gonno have it over the course of an hour to see if that helps

No.111829

ya right only one cup with what 6 scoops

No.111830

no one heaping teaspoon as directed by the label on the can

No.111831

uh teaspoon

No.111832

ya whats the problem its condensed into crystals

No.111833


No.111834

nice freeze dried crystals

No.111835

made the mistake again of looking up an anime i like on mal

No.111836

huh looked it up because i wanted to see what else the vas have done and theyre all new

No.111837

feeling nervous live ive just got a permanent sinking feeling in my chest

No.111838

same

No.111839

thats called anxiety there are ways to make it go away

No.111840

care to share

No.111841

benzodiazepines and ssris or alternatively a regular sleep schedule healthy diet and active lifestyle

No.111842

i have a healthy sleep schedule but i still feel tired all day every day

No.111843

sis is on those brain pills and has been for as long as i remember i dont know what exactly but they dont seem to make her very happy anyway

No.111844

that stressful dream last night sure didnt help id prefer if it was just a nightmare the kind where you wake up in a start with your heart pounding i havent had one of those in many years

No.111845

wish i wouldve tried them that one time i had some prescribed to me

No.111846

glad you didnt fall for that friendish poison

No.111847

catching up on konosuba im on volume 13

No.111848

>>111841
oh what if i dont do any of that

No.111849

you tell me

No.111850

ive decided three days was enough im going back to caffeine tomorrow

No.111851

its much better that i fell for the friendish rot in front of a screen meme instead

No.111852

thinking of scaping maybe im so bored might as well do something

No.111853

hell ya stream

No.111854

>>111843
they stabilize your mood they dont make you happy

No.111855

well she must be taking something else stable is NOT the word i would use to describe her moods

No.111856

are you telling me heavy drinking staying up until 5am every night having the testosterone levels of a 95 year old and being completely sedentary in front of a screen for 20 years is NOT the way to a happy and healthy life

No.111857

couldnt be me

No.111858

wish my test levels were that low

No.111859

simply do what i do and also make sure to jo 2 to 3 times a day for years on end

No.111860

used to do that but cant anymore now its more like 2 or 3 times a week

No.111861


No.111862

dont click screamer

No.111863

love a nice screamer

No.111864

might be time to reread genshiken again

No.111865

never played twister as an adult or even a teenager

No.111866

mr twister moist with roistering

No.111867

sigh loved that game never managed to beat the superboss bet i still have the cartridge somewhere

No.111868

bigger sigh did it really come out over 17 years ago i still remember reading about it in nintendo power then months later finally walking to gamestop to buy it

No.111869

need to be thrown into a meat grinder and turned into low quality sausages

No.111870

dropped some shows its that time of the season

No.111871

woke up pulled a sperm n dump

No.111872

nice cum dump

No.111873

>>111864
dont think i ever will again its too painful

No.111874

thats the point

No.111875

havin a glass of beer

No.111876

what do you mean a glass

No.111877

bought a new 20 oz glass recently so ive been having glasses too instead of the can

No.111878

nice fancyboys

No.111879

birds somehow shat horizontally at my window

No.111880

Please stick it in mee owned

No.111881

bought 30 eggs

No.111882

why

No.111883

what a horrible nite to be out of clean underwear

No.111884

laundry

No.111885

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.111886

pc froze while i was ranting to mom had to reboot

No.111887

its a sign

No.111888

roiding hard every wipe was bloody

No.111889

you should get that checked

No.111890

uh ya let me just make an appointment to let a guy finger my arse its NOT dark internal blood genious

No.111891

sounds like a good time to me but id wait till the roids are gone first before springing for that

No.111892

if anyones doing any inserting in that area its gonno be a girl i may be wiz but i have standards

No.111893

organized a blind date with an internet culture girl dont want to speak too soon but its looking pretty concrete that this is the year we score after all

No.111894

whats an internet culture girl

No.111895

>>111893
i hope you get raped and murdered

No.111896

a girl who has knowledge and understanding of internet culture

No.111897

idgi

No.111898

dreamed that i was trying to get a picture of a sign and two dumb bitches kept getting in the way flashing their panties

No.111899

had a dream i forgot pretty sure i was coughing up blood into the sink maybe its a deadly premonition

No.111900

Dreaming of coughing up blood may symbolize emotional or physical exhaustion, representing a loss of vitality or deep-seated anxiety.

No.111901

im NOT going to put up with that kind of horoscope and astrology tier shite unless theres a chance i could talk to a girl and touch her boobs and flip her vag00

No.111902

think theres still some girls wishing they had gotten with me back in elementary and middle school i guess you could say im playing the waiting game

No.111903

any american manga recs

No.111904

no such thing

No.111905

however if youre looking for comics might i recommend jimmy corrigan the smartest kid on earth

No.111906

jod for an hour but couldnt cum

No.111907

nice youre gonno make some girl very happy

No.111908

i deserve access to female

No.111909

new pope

No.111910

snoozed terribly and its hot as piss out

No.111911

sigh cant believe we were still chilling on the dub when the last pope was chosen

No.111912

got some 85% dark chocolate it wasnt very good

No.111913

got some of that before and thought the same

No.111914

moms crazy about german chocolate from aldis

No.111915

mines from aldi too Please stick it in mee

No.111916

just realized i might be a little sexist

No.111917

woke up hello gents

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No.111919

bloating

No.111920

moved into a new apartment and there was this kid in the stairwell who offered to pay me 1 cent for my box of anime figures

No.111921

die norm

No.111922

nice crab glad i didnt fall for the living with mom meme

No.111923

its no meme

No.111924

you fell for it

No.111925

reading null meta cant believe i didnt know about this one

No.111926

wont a girl fall for the sex with me

No.111927

whats the point of living alone

No.111928

so you can bring chicks back to the pad

No.111929

uhh haha

No.111930

the new us surgeon general said glucose as a molecule has caused more destruction of the human mind and body than any other substance in human history

No.111931

who has been destroyed by glucose except obese brown retards who need to get their feet sawed off because they cant stop drinking 20 cans of coke a day

No.111932

uhh is he a retard what about alcohol

No.111933

mom made turkey chili went overboard and had too much guess ill roll around in bed until my stomach stops hurting

No.111934

>>111932
normahol is good for you depending on where your ancestors are from

No.111935

no it is not

No.111936

thats NOT what ive heard

No.111937

someones misled you friend

No.111938

convenience store clerk today was white instead of indian and he asked me bag or box didnt get it so he laughed and explained its a joke because you know how stores ask you paper or plastic well he only has bag or box but actually he didnt have a box still dont get why its funny

No.111939

they ask bag or box in the liquor stores here sometimes usually if youre buying multiple bottles of wine or liquor they will put them in a spare box for you

No.111940

>>111938
glad ive never been asked that i just grab a box from the pile myself or ask them for one if i need it

No.111941

starting to regret eating 2 protein bars

No.111942

gonno cook all of the sausage patties left in the freezer theyre covered in ice

No.111943

how many we talkin about

No.111944

just 3 NOThing crazy

No.111945

saw people arguing online that topless 6 year old girls and boys are indistinguishable

No.111946

dont really care

No.111947

nice bipedual

No.111948

sinuses are clogging with sNOT think its because i bought craft blogs and the ingredients are higher quality so theyre causing a histamine reaction

No.111949

got a nosebleed yesterday

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No.111951

wonder if im unhealthy

No.111952

nah

No.111953

dreamed about needing to piss but the bathroom didnt have any toilets instead it was just some guys sitting at a table with cups on it and my piss kept spraying all over the floor while changing out cups



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