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No. 10406

hello bros

No.10407

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pls…

No.108876

its his turn

No.108942

hello

No.108943

woke up weighed myself bmi under 22

No.108944

strongly considering suicide by blimping out

No.108945

suicide is NOT the answer

No.108946

>>108887
https://files.catbox.moe/ct0l49.jpeg
i misremembered its two austrian cheeses and one dutch cheese

No.108947

think i liked the erzherzog johann the best

No.108948

gaming rn

No.108949


No.108950

cried a little

No.108951

woke up showered brushed qtipped brewed a mug sipped fed the kitty now im ldar

No.108953

hope those qtips werent for your ears it says to NOT do that

No.108955

have an ear camera i use when necessary but if you scrape stuff out often itll just lead to more irritation luckily my canal problems have subsided in the past couple months

No.108956

sadly my right ear produces way too much wax i dont know why maybe its related to always sleeping on my left side

No.108957

thats like saying you need to cut your arm every day because it produces too much blood have you considered that your constant interference could be making it worse

No.108958

love actively making my life worse and blaming it on the norms

No.108959

ate some cheese tortellini

No.108961

tired but ive been sleeping in too late recently so i dont want to have late caffeine and stay up again

No.108963

its no good im having some coffee

No.108964

thinking of buying a co2 detector

No.108966


No.108969

used to wish i could have a ponytail NOT the girly kind but my hairs NOT the right kind for it

No.108972

eating cheese with butter on it

No.108974

pirated turbotax

No.108976

just learned civ 7 is out how come noone streamed

No.108979

feel like vomiting

No.108980

wonder why hotels rarely have couches or much of a table

No.108981

guess ill eat more food

No.108982

super massive storm approaching

No.108983

been real windy all day today here too had to wedge a screwdriver in my window to keep it from banging

No.108984

tornado siren going off and theres loud banging noises outside

No.108985

havent jod in a couple of days lost my mojo

No.108986

>>108984
let me in

No.108987

havent jod in weeks

No.108988

do you need a hand

No.108989

browsing pics of houses wish i was rich enough to own one

No.108990

hid downstairs with my cat playing magia exedra until the warning cleared but apparently nobody else believes in taking shelter from tornadoes

No.108991

never taken shelter from a nado i mean ive never had anywhere i could shelter in other than maybe the bathroom also where is the stream

No.108992

woke up mornin ghoty

No.108993

sup my homie

No.108994

ate about 2x what i shouldve today just had 9 squares of chocolate

No.108995

guess ill have aNOTher sausage

No.108996

got a sausage for ya right here

No.108997

pic

No.108998

one extra sausage wasnt enough cookin up aNOTher gonno have heartburn tomorrow morning i can feel it already

No.108999

i dont feel so good

No.109000

just learned a new word sanism

No.109001


No.109002

why did the middle ones parents buy them that underwear

No.109003

ya arent pacifier themed panties a bit too infantilizing

No.109004

planned to snooze early and im tired but im NOT at a good stopping point in me game

No.109005

time to simmer up some curry

No.109006


No.109007

unforgivable

No.109008

sigh if i had her within my grasp

No.109009

if you had her in your grasp

No.109010

phew finally finished the chapter guess ill shower then snooze

No.109011

went for a long walk picked up lamb cannabis and a vanilla coke zero

No.109012

still havent bought toilet paper but worked out a system of using 3 sheets of paper towels each time

No.109013

cramping bad

No.109014

gamed the day away didnt log on until just now

No.109015

think big beer is in bed with big toilet paper they put something in it that makes it impossible to shite without using 10 sheets per wipe

No.109016

woke up heartburn

No.109017

baking soda stat

No.109018

dont own any

No.109019

done cracked

No.109020

was gonno make normaroni but moms on the couch just grabbed a sleeve of crackers and mustard packets instead

No.109021

i have a headache from thinking about norms

No.109022

are you sure it isnt from all the poison you ingest on a daily basis

No.109023

im the norm that stalks your day and haunts your night

No.109024

you cant just go around blaming the norms for everything

No.109025

you can when its their fault

No.109026

the norms are the reason im unhappy

No.109027

im norm

No.109028

was gonno make macaroni but moms on the couch just grabbed a sleeve of crackers and mustard packets instead

No.109029

sippin my beanjuice

No.109030

the doctors office had this printed chart by the scale to convert between metric and imperial height units and someone had handwritten in 7'2" and 7'3"

No.109031

playing some vtmb

No.109032

playing with my cock

No.109033

dont be crude

No.109034

im a crude dude

No.109036

fryin up some noodles taking a break from tortellini

No.109037

also with a sausage

No.109038

and for dinner chocolate pudding

No.109039

wasnt very good wont be getting that brand again

No.109040


No.109041

and for dinner feces pudding

No.109042

thinkin of skipping dinner and just eating chocolate tomorrow gotta plan these things in advance

No.109043

also i meant to write and for dessert NOT and for dinner had some more noodles after that anyway

No.109044

woke up showered and shaved good mornin ghost hope everythings going well

No.109045

i farted

No.109046

ready for that job interview

No.109047

cant fathom something like a job interview how do the norms do it Please stick it in mee

No.109048

Going to look for a job today. I feel good. Hopefully McDonalds will hire me since I have had fast food experience.

-resume [✔]
-bus and lunch fare [✔]
-clean shaven [✔]
-my lucky milky holmes shirt on [✔]
-iPhone 4 to browse /jp/ and Formspring on the bus [✔]
-backpack full of snacks and Halloween candy [✔]

Wish me luck!

No.109049

you die if you work

No.109050

i love laboring

No.109051

you know i think i could be a pretty conventionally attractive guy with the right clothes and hair and maybe losing a few pounds

No.109052

the free sample guy at target was hunched over on his phone and he didnt even look up to try to sell me on it

No.109053

never seen a free sample guy at target NOT that i ever really go to target

No.109055

love getting free samples at Target

No.109056

uh

No.109057

the target ladies

No.109058

pains getting worse and more consistent

No.109059

is it coming from your butthole

No.109060

thigh

No.109061

went to target with dad earlier meself

No.109062

what you think youre too good for walmart or something

No.109063

browsed some yuri art what can i say i love women and i especially love women who love women

No.109064

just logged on didnt do anything today but rant to mom about the tax situation its far worse than i thought

No.109065

logged onto what

No.109066

the net

No.109067

guess ill snooze

No.109068

theyre gonno round up all the neets and put them in labor camps better to get a job while you still can

No.109069

had this idea last year about what if we started saying logged on instead of woke up guess its catching on

No.109070

missed the trash can and now my toes are covered in egg whites

No.109071

i dont even have an account

No.109072

varg was right no point in being yt if youre dark hair and eyes

No.109073

car software update tried to stop me from downloading on mobile said you need pc but ignored their warning and spent over 2 gb of cellular data on it but now learned the only way to upload to the car is through a usb stick

No.109074

my soul is darker than my hair and eyes could ever be

No.109075

checked the w and its been taken over by vteens

No.109076

im teen

No.109077

bought two chocolate bars combined they comprise just under 990 calories add a couple glasses of milk and i figure i shouldnt be worse off for eating these if i just skip dinner

No.109078

got close to the edge but managed to meditate myself back down

No.109079


No.109080

new season starting in a day still ten eps behind on the last season

No.109081

wonder how they microwaved burritos in the middle ages

No.109082

i cook em on a pan although i havent made a burrito in like half a year

No.109083

logged on mornin guys

No.109084

logged onto what

No.109085

life

No.109086

time to log off

No.109087

eating some cake

No.109088

only ate 55% of my choco guess ill have the rest tomorrow or later

No.109089

itchy all over

No.109090

sigh he loved eating sexy lady cake

No.109091

>>109086
not for another 12 hours at least

No.109092

lower lip feels sore and itchy

No.109093

penor is painfully sore

No.109094

my primary radiologist took a closer look at the images and she said she thinks its actually NOT getting worse

No.109095

143 rolls but didnt get nero sigh

No.109096

good luck

No.109097

beautiful rain and light thunder today currys simmering and its time for some blogisthenics

No.109098

b is full of sexy ladies because of april first Please stick it in mee

No.109099

>>109080
same but last season refers to all of them from 2022 to about 2016

No.109100

made it to the final boss of espgaluda ii with three lives and a full meter and flipping blew it im never gonno 1cc

No.109101

>>109098
just realized it was april reading that already wasted a third of the year might as well continue and try again in 2026

No.109102

hope you remembered to say rabbit rabbit at least

No.109103

no the months already shot

No.109104


No.109105

guess ill crack some normadryl and jo for a while

No.109106

cant wait for the switch 2 direct

No.109107

faggot faggot

No.109108

doing laundry

No.109109

woke up or logged on as the kids say Please stick it in mee

No.109110

as the teens say

No.109111

as the himafags say

No.109112

never worked a day in me life

No.109113

cant believe bloodborne 2 is switch 2 exclusive

No.109114

never played bloodnorme

No.109115

never tagged out a day in me life

No.109116

dont know what that means

No.109117

never played bloodborne

No.109118

bloodnorme

No.109119

bloodborne

No.109120

bloodnorme

No.109121

ate a ball of fresh mozz

No.109122

love playing bloodborne

No.109123

never played

No.109125

ate a ball of fresh mozzarella

No.109126

did i inspire you mine was okay but a bit bland found myself wishing i had some balsamic glaze

No.109127

holy flip kirby air ride sequel might be time to buy a console for the first time in like 15 or 20 years

No.109128

took 50k ui of vitamin d yesterday and 10k today feeling great so far

No.109129

pillboy

No.109130

fried up some cheesy noodles

No.109131

windy outside

No.109132


No.109133

passed 1 week of nojo gonno take it to the usual 7 weeks

No.109134

never dragged an edge session out for longer than a week or two

No.109135

>>109099
youre missing more than 10 episodes better get started

No.109136

ate a large quantity of kinder pingui

No.109137

ate two more and lots of milk dont feel so good anymore

No.109138

been on a gaming streak for the past week

No.109139

sigh the little girls in this game are so cute

No.109140

gaming a bit

No.109141

mysterious character in this game apparently he was introduced in the previous game but i dont remember him at all and the fan wikis are useless or unreadable due to NOT separating out different games i dont want to spoil later ones

No.109142

this wouldnt even be an issue if i wasnt tard

No.109143


No.109144

weird how online dating is a thing cant wrap my mind around it

No.109145


No.109146

dont go on jp right now

No.109147

you do NOT tell me what to do

No.109148

>>109146
PUSSY!!!

No.109149

die pedo freaks

No.109150

logged on mornin hima

No.109151

whats hima

No.109152

you are retard

No.109153

im resmarty

No.109154

i am retard?

No.109155

glad you figured it out

No.109156

need a game to waste my life away

No.109157

need to build a new pc but too tard to pick out parts

No.109158

post your budget and your ghostabros will help you out

No.109159

almost time for curry

No.109160

dont drop the curry

No.109161

i have never had sex

No.109162

decided im gonna sign up for online dating next week

No.109163

didnt read or post today again until just now didnt have the energy and knew i wouldnt be cracking so i didnt want to have cawfee

No.109164

post your profile and we can give you pointers

No.109165

guess ill jo myself to sleep

No.109166

prefer to sleep horny

No.109167

always intend to stay strong in bed but these hands have a mind of their own

No.109168

i never said dont touch

No.109169

woke up lojod

No.109170

pedo freak

No.109171

pirated a program but i dont trust it so im installing windows 10 in a vm

No.109172

dont trust this win10 iso either but it should be fine in a vm

No.109173

accidentally knocked over my favorite bowl and it shattered into pieces

No.109174

pic

No.109175

gone

No.109176

crying 4 u

No.109177


No.109178

spend 5 hours on my taxes gave up filed an extension

No.109179

just do standard deduction pay like 15 grand and be done with it

No.109180

nice nakama sending money to israel Please stick it in mee

No.109181

its NOT that easy i need to fill out a form 1116 and im NOT sure if im doing it right

No.109182

ghost stands with israeli friends

No.109183

spilled some drugs now i cant get the smell out

No.109184

horny

No.109185

got a different kind of pasta

No.109186

with chicken meatballs

No.109187

wouldve preferred tortellini

No.109188

firetruck blaring outside thought it was just passing by but its been going on for a few minutes

No.109189

eating ice cream straight from the tub

No.109190

is it time to buy the dip or do i wait for it to drop more

No.109191

woke up

No.109192

whats on the agenda

No.109193

gonno relax

No.109194

die

No.109195

what the fuck

No.109196

die fnorm

No.109197

jod while holding my breath

No.109198

you mustnt

No.109199

probably gonno die someday while chasing new heights joing like a degenerate

No.109200

>>109198
why NOT

No.109201

theres no need to go down that dark path

No.109202

its too late for me

No.109203

as for me its suicide by cop

No.109204

dont go down without a fight

No.109205

dad told me about how he had interviewed train engineers who ran over people and it gave them ptsd because they could see the person on the tracks waiting to die but were powerless to stop the train in time

No.109206

guess that solves the trolley problem Please stick it in mee

No.109207

Please stick it in mee

No.109208

nauseous

No.109209

oh god finally got draco im so thankful ive been farming rank up quests for quartz for the past two days

No.109210

going to vomit

No.109211

rush to the toiler

No.109212

big hot shower time for me

No.109213

careful to not slip its dangerous

No.109214

didnt post or read today again woke up to mom coming home from work and flipping out because there was no water the well pump died and the normlords pretended they didnt get her texts until it was after hours so the water guys are coming in 10 hours from now and their work area will be conveniently located about twelve feet below where my head lays as i snooze

No.109215

also caved and bought a six pack of tallboys while we were out shopping for tv dinners to NOT have to wash dishes so i guess ill try to watch something and deal with the nightmare of each new day once its here

No.109216

enjoy

No.109217

its a shame my iq ended up being higher than moms but NOT high enough to have been making 300k starting at 18 to work from home

No.109218

hope you bought some extra water to flush the toilets

No.109219

just told her to act like a mexican and NOT flush and throw the toilet paper in the trash can but she went out and bought 30 big ones worth of gallon jugs anyway

No.109220

guess im no better spending 10 big ones that will turn into piss but at least i can just open the window and blast it

No.109221

saw this short skinny guy hunched over fastwalking outside with this big floppy fishing hat a vest and florescent reflective gloves which flashed as he swung his arms

No.109222

rise and shine

No.109223

raining hard hb

No.109224

the old man is snoring

No.109225


No.109226

bought some expensive ice cream

No.109227

bought some vt

No.109228

sigh winter is truly ogre it was in the 70s today

No.109229

finished himitsu no apri s1 think it had an okay beginning strong middle but weak ending arc and NOT just because the best aipri lost at the beginning of the final competition hope they use the new season to regain some of its earlier energy

No.109230

waters back on with the new pump i would have opted for it to be out all day so i could have slept in im flipping exhausted

No.109231

whats stopping you

No.109232

i squirted out diarrhea all my bed last night

No.109233

>>109231
took b12 pills and had 5 cups of cawfee theres no hope of snoozing

No.109234

why did you do that if you wanted to sleep all day

No.109235

had a bad stomach ache and the diarrhea would NOT stop squirting out

No.109236

bought some imodium but then my weekly diarrhea stopped before i had a chance to really test it out

No.109237

been reading nageki no bourei wa intai shitai saijaku hunter ni yoru saikyou party ikuseijutsu since watching the anime its good im already on volume 4

No.109238

>>109234
had to be up to let the guys in then stay awake while they were here

No.109239

couldve just left the key under the doormat

No.109240

nah im NOT letting invaders run rampant in here even the normlord showed up illegally without notice and would have broken and entered if i didnt have the outer doors locked from the inside

No.109241

you worry too much there will be no locks in the mansion

No.109242

oh ya there will

No.109243

chastity cages dont count

No.109244

nice squatter

No.109245

find that concept absurd ya instead of joing my bone ill just compress the hell out of it and cause myself pain seems perfectly logical

No.109246


No.109247

the hairs on the bathroom floor made a happy face
https://files.catbox.moe/b7tmz1.jpeg

No.109248

>>109243
Please stick it in mee thats what popped into my mind when i first read that no locks post

No.109249

been planning a teenshave for a while

No.109250

teenshaved earlier

No.109251

went to moms helped her with laborious tasks now its time to relax

No.109252

bloodwiped guess its time to shower

No.109253

if youre gonna be unemployed you should at least take care of your body

No.109254

you do what you like to do i do what i like to do okay

No.109255

wait so youre enjoying it

No.109256

walked by a petite asian girl carrying a six pack of heineken and a bottle of wine

No.109257

fuck that shit

No.109258

watched some unsubbed anime yep im basically japanese by now

No.109259

cant wait four more hours

No.109260

watching the anime about the guy in a strong party of adventurers who gets rudely kicked out for being useless only to turn out to be extremely powerful after all you know the one

No.109261

watched the one about the guy overworked to death by a black company before reincarnating now watching the one about the unlicensed doctor wholl heal anyone for the right price how do they keep coming up with these new premises

No.109262

those arent new theyre extremely overdone

No.109263

its fresh

No.109264

jaw hurts

No.109265


No.109266

why are they all in pairs

No.109267

why do you think

No.109268

surah hud 11:40

No.109269

hungry must be saturday

No.109270

rubbed my scalp for 30 minutes but dandruff is still falling

No.109271

i know a trick to preventing dandruff from falling or at least lessening the amount

No.109272

what

No.109273

stob rubbing it

No.109274

starting to panic

No.109275

just realized i have no personality

No.109276

no wonder youve never had a girlfriend

No.109277


No.109278

feasted now im sipping coke

No.109279

wish i could feast im starving but also nauseated up to my neck

No.109280

take it easy

No.109281

i cant take it easy

No.109282

new uma musume anime airs in half a day meanwhile its been nine months since en release announcement with still zero hint of a possible release date

No.109283

watched 17 episodes of anime today

No.109284

>>109275
realized i dont have one a while back

No.109285


No.109286

wish i didnt have a personality i just have a bad personality

No.109287

having a bad personality is better than having a bland personality

No.109288

normonality

No.109289

its really NOT

No.109290

youtube showed me an fgo ad and saber looked really cool

No.109291

cool or cool

No.109292

eeeeeeexcaribaaaaaaa

No.109293

ears been clogged since i woke up too lazy to get the peroxide out

No.109294

that stuff doesnt work anyway

No.109295

watched oldboy i wouldnt recommend it

No.109296

woke up mornin boys

No.109297

lets try to be more gender inclusive shall we

No.109298

>>109295
watched when i was teen dont remember much but the very beginning and the epic part everyone always mentions

No.109299

how about reading the manga

No.109300

this was before i would have known there was one

No.109301

gave up on watching normime years ago i only read mango every now and then

No.109302

i read manga daily

No.109303

read manga daily 4 or 5 months out of the year and then sparsely the rest as my passion waxes and wanes

No.109304

not enough out there to read i just binge read a hundred chapters then dont for the rest of the year

No.109305

never watched oldboy

No.109306

why not

No.109307

same

No.109308

read some for the first time in years the other day but it was one id read before

No.109309

gave up manga and just read real books now

No.109310

wish i could read or watch i have been gaming a lot lately though

No.109311

been reading lns more than manga lately kind of like kagami

No.109312


No.109313

>>109306
theres lots of movies i havent seen and that ones not very high on the priority list

No.109314

i wouldnt recommend it it wasnt bad but it wasnt very good

No.109315

big bro came over we watched some star trek tos

No.109316

think ive seen 3 gook movies that i saw the devil and memories of murder the latter two must be better because i saw them as an adult and have rewatched both but havent watched oldboy outside of that one scene on normtube since i first saw it but keep in mind i am extremely stupid

No.109317

same but also watched parasite

No.109318

>>109315
sounds like a blast

No.109319

as best as i can i dont read about the content of films i might someday watch much less watch out of context clips on friendtube

No.109320

any corean film better be damn good to be worth subjecting yourself to two hours of that putrid language

No.109321

love listening to that shite it cracks me up same with chinese

No.109322

built up an immunity to chinese from watching kung fu films

No.109323

watched the crippled avengers the other day it was pretty good

No.109324

never watched think i only saw iron man maybe captain america NOT sure

No.109325


No.109326

first ep didnt disappoint its shaping up to be a damn good season

No.109327

got some balsamic glaze was looking forward to having it with some cheese today but didnt NOTice its flipping raspberry flavored why the flip did they even produce this garbage much less mix it in with the box of normal stuff at the grocer

No.109328

glaze deez

No.109329

doze what

No.109330

might have been a bad idea to clean my egg mixing bowl every day by just swirling the whisk in soapy water with no scrubbing action

No.109331

ya you dont need soap

No.109332

ive had less than a dozen eggs in the past six to eight months

No.109333

mom told me to eat 3 eggs last year so just kept doing that ever since

No.109334

3 eggs a year isnt something you can say youve been doing ever since last year that isnt enough time to establish a pattern

No.109335

3 eggs every morning every year

No.109336

that isnt what you said

No.109337

3 egg

No.109338

went a bit overboard with the stuffing of my face feeling bloated

No.109339

what eat

No.109340

bit over half a large ciabatta loaf with a ball of fresh mozzarella some other cheeses butter six meatballs and some ice cream

No.109341

feel sick reading that

No.109342


No.109343

guess ill eat more cheese on bread

No.109344

saw a review on amazon where someone said 16 gb is just not enough ram in this day and age

No.109345

saw a review on amazon where someone said water is wet

No.109346

NOT doing much right now so my memory usage is only at 25.7 gigs

No.109347

dont understand how its possible to use that much memory

No.109348

use it or lose it

No.109349

ordered a new prebuilt and made sure to get 32 gb ram because apparently you need that much nowadays and amazon tried to warn me its a frequently returned item but think itll be fine

No.109350

uh prebuilt aibt

No.109351

fell for the 16 GiB of random access memory meme

No.109352

hope you at least got 1x16 so its easy to just add aNOTher stick

No.109353

PREDICTABLE that norms will actually listen to ads for the privilege of streaming music id sooner go back to buying cds

No.109354

woke up checked my phone got an email from the fincancial crimes enforcement network that shocked me awake but it was just a routine notification message

No.109355

only gonno lie on my state return Please stick it in mee

No.109356


No.109357

walked across the river to buy chili peppers and toban djan at the chinese market and a bald eagle flew over me

No.109358

alternating between gaming and joing its NOT an eroge so they have to be separate tasks

No.109359

snackin on parmesan

No.109360

if you do that enough then it rewires your brain so that the game turns you on

No.109361

im NOT playing the same game for years on end

No.109362

bought a box of protein bars at target but the self checkout couldnt find a price so the staff member manually typed in 2.50 even though it should cost 8 dollars

No.109363

uh were boycotting target

No.109364


No.109365

ate some corn flakes

No.109366

remembering why i had stopped buying bread

No.109367

bit of an ache of the head

No.109368

gaming cried a little at a story section

No.109369


No.109370

napped and drooled

No.109371

just realized konosuba aired over 9 years ago

No.109372

need more wish fulfillment isekai with female protagonists

No.109373

ate far too much today thinking i might need to switch to two days of fasting a week instead of one

No.109374

got a nice chefs knife and stainless steel pan 70% off

No.109380

gotto go fast

No.109384

was thinking of trying to make chicken tenders in the oven to have with my last blogs for the foreseeable future but now its sounding like too much work

No.109385

feasted on spicy lamb and rice then neetcutted

No.109386

think ill look up how to do it get all the stuff out crack for a while and see if i still want to

No.109387

uh you just dump some onto the pan and stick em in the oven for as long as it says on the bag its NOT that complicated

No.109388

do you guys trim down there or just ignore it

No.109389

its NOT like it keeps growing

No.109390

>>109387
slow down there rockefeller having them already cooked and frozen is for the one percent id need to make them from raw chicken

No.109391

>>109388
ya every few years when i feel like making my bone look bigger im sure ive posted about it when ive done it over the last decade

No.109392

uh fresh tenders are fried NOT baked maybe you should stick to boiled chicken breasts

No.109393

frying is unacceptable in the middle of the night on a workday for a neet over 30 unless he lives alone

No.109394

time to leave the nest

No.109395

unacceptable to whom

No.109396

mom

No.109397

just fried up some spicy lamb

No.109398

accidentally bit my cheek last night then this morning jammed a sharp piece of bagel into the wound then after breakfast shoved a stick of gum into it so now its feeling like when the dentist gives you a shot

No.109399

what like numb and wet with drool

No.109400

no the initial stabbing feeling before the numbness hits

No.109401

so youre numb now

No.109402


No.109403

ate some egg salad meat dumplings and chocolate pudding

No.109404

watching this anime about a girl who goes on sudden journeys thats what ive been meaning to do need to go on an adventure and find myself maybe next week

No.109405

dont go on jp rn

No.109406

woke up hey guys hope everyones doin well today

No.109407

die

No.109408

sigh what for

No.109409

hey there

No.109410


No.109411

guess ill brew up a large mug

No.109412

dont own a large mug

No.109413

reading asexuals talk about how theyre oppressed because of the times theyve been pressured into sex how come ive never been pressured into sex

No.109414

trust me you do NOT want that experience

No.109415

nah its pretty great

No.109416

smelly pussy is great

No.109417

sigh ill never get to experience a stinky hairy pussy

No.109418

brain still processes some guy saying hes 37 as old but we are actually almost the same age Please stick it in mee

No.109419

the internet is showing me ads for muscle mac macaroni and cheese with 20 g protein per serving

No.109420

zyn haul almost here

No.109421

didnt game at all today just had too much cawfee and ranted gonno chug and make a burg then continue my rewatch of the simpsons season 5

No.109422

enjoying this cheese but wish i had some balsamic or as i like to call it balsamico di modena

No.109423

moon looking beautiful tonight gonno gaze

No.109424

im the youngest poster on ghost

No.109425

that burg was excellent made it with some of the cheap mexican grade tube ground beef mom buys for the dog i wish i had made a double it was a combination of the seasoning and the technique

No.109426

dogs eat dog food

No.109427

is it a recipe of your own creation

No.109428

>>109424
that title belongs to nb

No.109429

oldblogs what like 50 years old now

No.109430

To everyone reading this, girl dick (from someone who is on estrogen) is pretty different from testosterone dick. It can smell different, there's way less cum, and I notice certain areas like the frenulum are more sensitive now. Also highly likely infertile. So if you're a cis lesbian who's averse to testosterone dick, consider giving girl dick a try in your future relationships if you ever date a pre-op trans woman.

No.109431

>>109427
no just salt and pepper but i froze it for a while beforehand so the inside steamed while the outside burned

No.109432

neets age like solid snake i doubt someone could look into any of our eyes and call us young

No.109433

hardened and grizzled

No.109434

im forever young

No.109435

>>109424
nah im only 30

No.109436

when i was a young kid mom said multiple people told her i was an old soul

No.109437

autism

No.109438

until i turn 30 im still in my youthful 20s

No.109439

until i turn 40 im still in my youthful 30s

No.109440

nurse gave me a sparkly bandaid

No.109441

pic

No.109442


No.109443

sippin my coffee and relaxing

No.109444

same but without the relaxing part

No.109445

why dont you just cha cha cha chillax

No.109446

bought a 500g chocolate pudding cup gonno eat it later

No.109447


No.109448

more calories than a whole chocolate bar guess id better save it for later

No.109449

guess ill get my hour of gaming in

No.109450

woke up gonna take it easy

No.109451

dont you people have jobs

No.109452

nobody has jobs anymore the economy crashed or something didnt it

No.109453

i have a job

No.109454

took my 2nd shower of the day

No.109455

>>109451
no i fell for the neet meme and all the other memes

No.109456

keep missing my shots into the trash can and now theres an orange half an onion and some raw chicken on the floor

No.109457

finna eat some fried food

No.109458

subleased an apartment from a taiwanese guy in 2010 and the carpet was really greasy because he always had friends over to fry food

No.109459

fryin up some lamb meself

No.109460

the guy that lived in my last apartment before me was chinese and the kitchen had this awful smell that i could not get off even with industrial cleaners

No.109461

hope no chinks have ever lived here

No.109462


No.109463

told mom on sunday with the last twelve pack thanks but this has to be it for a while to save money but today she bought me aNOTher one and i already opened it sigh guess ill just pretend i didnt and repeat myself next time it comes up

No.109464

been cloudwatching and moongazing quite a bit lately its nice

No.109465

got a moon for you to gaze upon right here

No.109466

riverwandered

No.109467

cracked a can of mackerel

No.109468

guess ill snooze

No.109469

woke up lojod and my dick is on fire think its leftover residue from cutting up those chilis last night

No.109470

thats what you get for lojoing first thing like that

No.109471

woke up got inajd

No.109472

ydnaj

No.109473

lost 16000 dollars

No.109474

based taxpayer

No.109475

i might be a taxpayer but thats NOT what im talking about right now

No.109476

hope its not investments either Please stick it in mee youd have to be a dumbass to be carrying anything but gold

No.109477

i just might be retarded

No.109478

finished volume 5 havent read this much in quite some time unfortunately only 6 volumes have been translated so next ones the last one there goes my motivation

No.109479

reading a manga adapted into vn format through magia exedra

No.109480

madoka ended after the movies to me im NOT interested in endless cashgrabs

No.109481

uh is gold NOT an investment

No.109482

pissed while sitting down but my dick was shriveled up at a weird angle so it blasted my leg with piss

No.109483


No.109484

ate too much again missed my chance to have that pudding

No.109485

is anything but the main meguca animey worth watching

No.109486

i enjoyed the movies for their art and music although its been a while

No.109487

watching a nice wish fulfillment NOTisekai with a female protagonist though it remains to be seen whether its written for male viewers anyway

No.109488

the male gaze

No.109489

think the last thing i watched with a fem protag was that one with the neet mmo lady

No.109490

which one was that i probably watched it

No.109491

pissed mackerel and hotsauce out me arse

No.109492

picked up 9 shows so far this season with lady protagonists but NOT everything has started airing so there might be some more could also end up dropping a couple

No.109493

miscounted make that 11

No.109494

phew dont go on jp right now

No.109495

youre living the dream all i do is try to clear space on my drive so i can download more stuff to never watch when i get my vpn back

No.109496

theres some shows that are lookin to be good this season

No.109497

ate over a pound of chocolate pudding

No.109498

which i dont recommend by the way it stops being very good after the first quarter pound or so and turns bad in the last quarter pound

No.109499

started aNOTher so its 12 now

No.109500

fryin up some lamb meself

No.109501

fryin or fryin

No.109502


No.109503

nice flippin otaman abandoning the site completely Please stick it in mee we should have a backup for when this place inevitably goes tits up

No.109504

nah otamin would never abandon us

No.109505

hes NOT like seki

No.109506

ill go where my bros go always have always will

No.109507

weve already decided to meet on the w when the time is necessary

No.109508

regained 10000 of those lost dollars without doing anything

No.109509

die richnorm

No.109510

>>109504
Of course he would. The first one did…

No.109513

we cant jump from spinoff to spinoff like this forever we have to return to the jay the hosexy ladyve general is basically a blog thread theres no reason we cant have one too

No.109514

logged on mornin ghosta

No.109515

die wakenorm

No.109517

>>109513
im NOT interested in ever posting on 4norm again

No.109518

hows it going

No.109519

>>109517
you have no choice
where will you go? back to turt? haha

No.109520

wonder what turts up to these days hope hes doin alright

No.109521

pharmacy tech told me to just hit the red decline button when the touchscreen asked me to sign up for marketing

No.109522

i miss seki hope he's doing okay

No.109523

can of beans expired in december so had to switch to frozen chicken tonight

No.109524

mowed for the first time this year

No.109525

learned that youre supposed to start mowing next to the house and work your way out so that you drive mice away from the house

No.109527

good thing theres no mice around here because i do the opposite

No.109528

never seen a rodent in my life actually ive seen capybaras at the zoo and a girl in middle school had pet guinea pigs

No.109529

are you one of those capybara people

No.109530

im a disgusting rodent just trap me in glue and stomp me

No.109531

you deserve love and care

No.109532

i deserve to be compacted and dumped in chinese landfill

No.109533


No.109534

finished vampire

No.109535

woke up missed the raid

No.109536

guess ill wander down for some cold ones

No.109537

got that wanderlust

No.109538

ordered some german military hardtack

No.109539

dreamed about going to a restaurant that might have also sort of been a brothel like you could order a date with your waitress afterwards and my waitress sat on the counter spread her legs revealing she had a dick and also she was missing a finger on her right hand

No.109540

did you have to change your sheets

No.109541

never had a wet dream

No.109542

me neither probably because i havent gone more than a day without jacking it since i was a kid

No.109543

cant wait to get my head smashed with machinery

No.109544

sugar and caffeine caffeine and sugar plus that one caffeine

No.109545

watching the new shaft

No.109546

nin nin

No.109547

they went all out with the animation in little places

No.109548

sippin

No.109549

was too despondent to do anything but blimp out and earlysnooze last night im so flipping bored

No.109550

time to stop being despondent and start being resplendent

No.109551


No.109552

nah im just stuck being bored as flip until those swedes cash my vpn payment assuming it wasnt stolen and i can resume my normal routine

No.109553

the client lists the number of days left you know you dont need to wait till it hits zero to mail in your next payment

No.109554

still got over 100 days left myself since i sent in a nice benjamin last time Please stick it in mee

No.109555

havent watched a baseball game since i was a kid

No.109556

ya well im a lazy procrastinating retard and dont do it in advance happy

No.109558

a little

No.109559

but id be happier if you were happy with me

No.109560


No.109561

wish i could read visual novels more

No.109562

simply dont have the attention span for vns i managed to read like 4 total

No.109563

woke up shaved showered spermed and shited gonno brew

No.109564

fryin up some lamb meself

No.109565

think ive outgrown otaku culture

No.109566

same

No.109567

same but now i got nothing to do all day because i dont haj or gf or wife and kids

No.109568

finished volume 6 already now theres no more augh have to wait and wait and by the time the next ones out ill have forgotten everything

No.109569

started reading saihate no ima yesterday after dropping it 12 years ago managed to read for two hours before falling asleep

No.109570

been reading xianxia all day since it never ends just need a good mmo to release

No.109571

overheard this target girl loudly tell her coworker about how she had seen these 2 girls stand there at the self checkout for 2 whole minutes trying to scan something while the whole time the screen kept saying remove from weight and how she just watched them without offering to help

No.109572

she owned those norms hard

No.109573

za norms

No.109574

self checkout gave me trouble recently so i just left and went to a register as i was doing that i saw the asian lady who was behind me trying to get the items i had scanned to go away so she could use the machine

No.109575

first vn i ever read was kanon but i didnt know what i was doing so i just got one ending and stopped i think it was a bad ending too finally went back and actually played it this past winter given my normal pace that means ill probably read aNOTher vn sometime around 2028 unless i can trick myself into starting one earlier

No.109576


No.109577

you just posted that

No.109578

oh sorry

No.109579

sorry for what

No.109580

its okay you probably posted it in response to me telling the same story

No.109581

fryin up some lamb meself

No.109582

never taken shelter from a tornado i mean ive never had anywhere i could shelter in other than maybe the bathroom also where is the stream

No.109583

we could become tornado chasers those guys are baste

No.109584

havent grown out of anything i liked as a kid or teen all ive lost is the enthusiasm to consume any of it

No.109585

cant really think of anything ive ever genuinely liked

No.109586

i like you

No.109587

eating a huge plate of rice and beans

No.109588

thats not white people food

No.109589

can of low sodium black beans was only 89 cents and ate half of it tonight so thats like 45 cents

No.109590

hope you spent your food stamps on that

No.109591

thats an unacceptably small amount of food even if youre destitute ate a can of 89 cent black beans last week and felt the whole can and a piece of bread was just enough to NOT fill my stomach but make me no longer hungry

No.109592

young men should be eating meat and drinking wine

No.109593

there was also a cup of rice which inflates to 2 cups after cooking plus a whole onion

No.109594

>>109592
oh i ate meat and drank that day you can count on that

No.109595

new summoning salt

No.109596

normmoning salt

No.109597

summoning salt

No.109598

flippin hate kikes and buddies

No.109599

fried up some lamb sliced spiced and riced

No.109600

gonno lay on the couch grab my blankie and some mint tea and watch the new sunnorming salt

No.109601

eating a huge plate of rice and beans

No.109602

young men should be eating meat and drinking wine

No.109603

never drank too many wines in the wine aisle wouldnt know which one to pick

No.109604

simply look for the biggest box at the lowest price with the highest abv

No.109605

im beating meat and drinking coors

No.109606

cant stand the taste of wine

No.109607

red or white man

No.109608

do you think it tastes a bit like vomit

No.109609

im white man yes

No.109610

wish i was white

No.109611

im NOT white

No.109612

wandered and watched

No.109613

watched joe enjoyed it a lot and saw its impact on movies i watched as a much younger manbaby

No.109614

peter boyle is a beast

No.109615

its on the list

No.109616

dreamed about going on vacation to the beach with bright blue sky and full sun but everyone accused me of hallucinating because it was the middle of the night

No.109617

NOT beach body ready yet

No.109618

thinking about kyaryl

No.109619

had some evening coffee gonno regret this

No.109620

new aipri ending has dancing kigs

No.109621

guess ill watch a high school rabu comedy

No.109622

already nauseated even though i was looking forward to feasting tonight

No.109623

back when i used irc well over a decade ago we had bot that kept track of various statistics one of which was how much a person talked to themselves measured by how often they sent 5 messages in a row without anyone else saying anything in between

No.109624

which is to say where the flip is everyone

No.109625

crying

No.109626

snacking on pepperoni slices

No.109627

went through a brief phase of snacking on pepperoni dipped in ranch

No.109628


No.109629

which is to say where the fuck is everyone

No.109630

i was sleeping but now i just logged on

No.109631

crying

No.109632

why cry

No.109633

sorry i didnt post today too busy

No.109634

tried doing fried chicken filets with a fast pan fry and then 15 in the oven really like this method chef jon always knows best

No.109635

ive got some food wishes of my own

No.109636

mom bought a bunch of frozen burg patties hb

No.109637

the olive oil bottle said serving size 1 tbsp so poured extra today and now my stomach feels weird

No.109638

placebo

No.109639

had a flipping awful day the only saving grace is that my friends are here on a fridey nite

No.109640

what went wrong

No.109641

farted on some hamburger patties and doused with my steamed urine then threw them on the grill

No.109642

go blog about it on your discord channel norm

No.109643

just feasted on spicy beef and ri

No.109644

gonno fire up another burg perchance

No.109645

>>109640
it would be faster to list what didnt but one thing worked out mom had a spare microwave bulb that was the same wattage as my desk lamp so ive come back to the light side after the old bulb burned out last night

No.109646

woke up

No.109647

good youll be able to pick up the posting slack im snoozing just caught myself falling asleep in my chair

No.109648

you should be going to bed now not waking up

No.109649

noone was here to keep me company before so i snoozed

No.109650

dont understand why its a war crime to attack medics isnt it common sense to wipe out the healers first so the enemy cant recover

No.109651

ya there hasnt been any huge wars in the past 80 years so we are still operating by boomer rules

No.109652

what about the ukraine

No.109653

the ukraine is weak

No.109654

kill russkie

No.109655

you not say ukraine is weak

No.109656

feeling stuffed and i dont mean my belly

No.109657


No.109658

got jelly legs after some serious blogisthenics

No.109659

jod brushed now i slumber for eight to ten hours

No.109660

thats far too long

No.109661

worried about the gum receding on one of my canines

No.109662

i need sex

No.109663

always make sure to brush and floss my tooth each day

No.109664

which one

No.109665

was jerking it a bit now my urethra is burning

No.109666

skipped the morning jo today

No.109667

accidentally left the stove burner on for 30 minutes after breakfast

No.109668

last time i left the burner on it tripped the smoke alarm

No.109669

thats hot

No.109670

hungry

No.109671

didnt even realize the girl was underage when i first watched taxi driver

No.109672


No.109673

jod bigly

No.109674

one of the empty cans behind me spontaenously fell over

No.109675

new ross

No.109676

is it ghosts

No.109677

used to daydream about owning a vespa and driving around adventuring

No.109678

need to save that ross for a more auspicious time cant just waste it

No.109679

been trying to make a habit of fasting each saturday but im NOT sure it does any good since i just eat twice as much sunday

No.109680

wtf there are nitrates in spinach its literally like eating gabagool

No.109681

yeah the plants suck it out of the soil

No.109682

love eating leafy green nitrates and nanoplastics

No.109683

>>109678
same and its almost 2 hours long at least i have something to look forward to in the near future

No.109684


No.109685

season just keeps getting better new pa works show looks like a winner

No.109686

plugged an external i havent mounted in around 3 years into the loose usb port on the front of my case and it disconnected after a few seconds plugged it into the one on the back and its been fine but my heart is still pounding

No.109687

click click click click click

No.109688

too hungry to focus

No.109689

guess ill try to snooze

No.109690

logged on mornin ghoty

No.109691

the tie wire holding my toilet chain together broke again

No.109692

ate burg

No.109693

4 days worth o shite about to burst the dam wish me luck

No.109694

good luck dont forget your phone so you have something to watch while youre there

No.109695

so flipping bored

No.109696

same might start playing 2004scape

No.109697

got tempted by that but then saw they made it discord registration only because some guy made 50 thousand accounts that were variations of the word buddy

No.109698

gamed all day

No.109699

cracked a cold one

No.109700

>>109697
that was me sorry

No.109701

ate popcorn

No.109702

not a big fan

No.109703

why

No.109704

just not into it

No.109705

neither its trash

No.109706

should i stream for a bit

No.109707

sure

No.109708

new sseth

No.109709

got trolled by the water guys one of them told mom how to replace the filters so she wouldnt have to pay to have them do it and he left out a step so i spent an hour back and forth trying to tardstrength the tank open then looked up the directions online and fixed it in less than five minutes

No.109710

you need to move looking shite up on the interweb higher on your priority list

No.109711

i was using the handwritten notes she took as he told her every step and forgot to mention the first without which makes the others impossible

No.109712

woke up finger cut from some days ago still NOT heading

No.109713

i mena healing

No.109714


No.109715

gonno defrost a quarter pound beef dog in the cancerwave and steam it

No.109716

happy for you streaming although i can barely see the game

No.109717

this german military hardtack is pretty good

No.109718

>>109714
pasted

No.109719

>>109714
uh warn a few hours in advance next time

No.109720

>>109714
>>109706
i did almost 3 hours but youre in luck you can simply watch the vod

No.109721

didnt get any anesthesia for any of more recent dental fillings

No.109722

always appreciated how the uma musume shows didnt rely as much on cliffhangers but it looks like that might be changing now

No.109723


No.109724

bored without a bone

No.109725

do you need a hand

No.109726

followed a cute chinese girls frontline cosplayer then they posted a topless picture and revealed hes a man with bigger muscles than me

No.109727

dont know which is worse being attracted to men lusting over cosplayers or paying attention to that chink garbage either way die

No.109728

feasted

No.109729

jaw is hurting im sure there must be some trigger since it comes and goes but i dont know what it is or it could just be my wisdom teeth shouldve gotten them removed when i had the chance

No.109730


No.109731

took some profen

No.109732

NOT allowed to take nsaids

No.109733

why NOT

No.109734

increased risk of internal bleeding

No.109735

stop hitting yourself

No.109736

huh breaking bad finished airing over 12 years ago NOT that i watched it just thought it was more recent

No.109737

time goes by faster and faster as you get older

No.109738


No.109739

spent most all day grinding for resources even though ive already bought everything and the game is so easy i can just hold down the a button for every fight

No.109740

having almost diarrhea its like the consistency of chili

No.109741


No.109742

guess ill watch gquuuuuux even though i havent even finished zz yet since apparently you dont have to watch the shows in order except the ones you do and supposedly this is one where you dont already regret NOT watching witch of mercury

No.109743

feasted further

No.109744

been drinking lots of milk lately maybe thats why im stalling had about a liter today thats 650 calories

No.109745

>>109709
nice flippin water guy meme thats a classic

No.109746

mustve skipped that post

No.109747

me too

No.109748

inflated my bike tires with the hand pump to get an arm workout but couldnt get past 60 psi and had to switch to the electric pump

No.109749

normally pick up shows without reading anything more than a little blurb so i didnt realize mono was from the same author as yuru camp plus its a kirara 4koma and the studio is completely fresh just when i thought the season couldnt get better

No.109750

good production quality too

No.109751

logged on hey ghoty

No.109752

die

No.109753

havent watched anything this season besides idol precure but might start mono now

No.109754

dont tell me to die

No.109755

youre missing out big time its one of the best seasons in recent memory

No.109756

woke up gonno sip

No.109757


No.109758

>>109755
looks like a bunch of crap to me

No.109759

everything looks like crap when your glasses are caked in shite

No.109760

uhh i think i would notice if my glasses were caked in shite

No.109761

youd think

No.109762

watched mono and loved it thanks for the recommendation

No.109763

bet its norm shite

No.109764

shot off a load of cum

No.109765

youre wasting your life force

No.109766

calfs hurting

No.109767

larped as a real man today changed the oil in the mower and cleaned it now im gonno fill a planter box with soil and pepper seeds

No.109768

gotta love some manual labor

No.109769

wandered and spied some ladies

No.109770

pic

No.109771

posted that i guessed id jo but it didnt go through thats all i did in the last few hours besides pacemumble

No.109772

as for me woke up and ate a whole bar of chocolate

No.109773

nice candyass

No.109774

cracked some 0 carb beer

No.109775

went to uncs for cold ones and sliders he went to the hospital the other day with chest pain but hes fine then fired up a clonazepam and laid on the couch watching random youtube vids

No.109776

nothing in this life is truly random

No.109777

gonno be a sad day when life catches up with unc dont even like him because of my childhood but have no other male friends

No.109778

its ok if its not random ive given up on any form of control over whats been premeditated

No.109779

man has no control even over his own will

No.109780

>>109777
what about us

No.109781

logging off

No.109782

a homeless man has been standing outside my apartment for the past 2 hours fiddling with a knife think hes trying to take apart electronics from the dumpster

No.109783

thats me sorry

No.109784

>>109780
you do NOT matter to me

No.109785

crying

No.109786

>>109784
die imposter

No.109787

>>109786
die norman

No.109788

if youre picking up mono then why NOT hibimeshi and zatsu tabi

No.109789

to say NOThing of several others like the first shaft show in a while and what appears to be a spiritual successor to symphogear written by the author of nyaruko and thats still ignoring the new uma musume

No.109790

woke up sis baked sweets gonno snack on some and have my coffee

No.109791

pic

No.109792

woke up some guy around heres been playing aphex twin really loudly at odd hours the last few weeks

No.109793


No.109794

read flim as film for years

No.109795

wish i could listen to music like i used to

No.109796

had to use gelbooru today and it was awful cant believe people really live like this

No.109797

couldnt go without looking at pornographic drawings no matter what eh

No.109798

whats wrong with gel

No.109799

the user interface enrages me

No.109800

another beautiful rainy day ghosty

No.109801

stopped raining here last week but the river trail still has wet parts my shoes are really muddy

No.109802

love a good rainy day everything about it is great storms are nice too

No.109803

mouth is on fire

No.109804

gel is fine as it is youre just a hater norm

No.109805

you have to scroll way too far to get to anything and theres aggressive advertisements and gestures dont work on the mobile site

No.109806

oh mobile

No.109807

dont you guys have phones

No.109808

tried to chop the banana band with my santoku but somehow it bounced off and sliced my finger

No.109809

if your problem is with the mobile ui then just killing yourself will fix the issue

No.109810

woke up jod gamed mowed gamed some more now im gonno jo again and start looking for something to eat i didnt like what mom made and didnt finish it

No.109811

thats too much joing

No.109812

did my blogisthenics now im feasting spicy beef and ri

No.109813

how spicy

No.109814

not as spicy as yesterdays which had me weeping and snotting for 15 minutes after i finished

No.109815

hot

No.109816

neetblog was right about anime from the start

No.109817

dont go on the 4 right now

No.109818

pasted teens

No.109819

>>109816
i wasnt right about shit

No.109820

miss nb wonder what ever happened to him

No.109821

checking the news and what not

No.109822

bored

No.109823

showered and freaked out at the giant brown thing latched onto my leg but then remembered its mud from the river

No.109824

>>109811
its ok im neet im allowed

No.109825

neet scum

No.109826

dont use gelbooru anymore only use pixiv and exh

No.109827

pixiv tagging and search functions are NOT very good

No.109828

cramping

No.109829

works for me guess youre just NOT japanese enough

No.109830

im more japanese than you norm

No.109831

uh huh

No.109832

woke up umajod

No.109833

what would mom think

No.109834

she doesnt need to know

No.109835

spilled my spaghetti at the supermarket as they would say in some circles

No.109836

just saw theres some very worrying fraying on the left side wire on my headphones hope i can find the electrical tape before it gets out of hand im NOT mentally prepared for that kind of change ill have been using them for 13 years in october

No.109837

my cans have replaceable wires

No.109838

>>109835
what happened

No.109839

just the usual standing around awkwardly waiting for a cashier dropping stuff on the ground then dropping more stuff picking it up with people in line behind me you know

No.109840

always a classic decided to check out in a separate lane to mom the other day so i could look at the teengirl cashier close up and ended up ripping a bag of mulch because i was too weak to hold it steady while she scanned the barcode then left a trail of it out of the front door as i rolled the cart away in a panic

No.109841

did you get her number

No.109842

eating sandwich

No.109843

>>109839
>>109840
tardlaughing

No.109844

please be nice

No.109846

woke up nojod

No.109847

used to jo every morning but now i rarely morningjo actually ive been trying to change that to see if it helps to get things out of my system early so ive done it a few times in the past couple weeks

No.109848

been shitting my guts out

No.109849

crying for 4chan my home the jay is no more always hoped wed return some day and the good old days would come back now thats never gonno happen

No.109850

the good days are over

No.109851

are we going back to the big w

No.109852

forgot warosu still had posting

No.109853

have a highly relevant image but i have no idea where it is itll probably be back up before i find it

No.109854

dental hygienist said my gums are really unhealthy and need to brush more frequently but also my teeth look good with no cavities

No.109855


No.109856

remember posting about NOTicing that they wanted you to register your email and that guy saying whats the problem with that

No.109857

ate some ice cream

No.109858

accidentally ran my screwdriver through the washing machine

No.109859

good news i found the electrical tape

No.109860

what are you planning to do with that rope and tape you bastard

No.109861

fix my good friend the sony mdrxz100

No.109862

woke up what happened what did i miss

No.109863

were nojoing

No.109864

cant promise that

No.109865

weird black stuff keeps accumulating in my toilet

No.109866

tried to lose weight but mom handed me a big ol plate of cheesefries

No.109867

mother knows best

No.109868

having more cawfee i know its a mistake but im doing it anyway

No.109869

gasbloating

No.109870

ate lots of bread today which was a mistake since it makes me retain too much water

No.109871

moms still on the keto diet

No.109872

wouldnt call them fixed but the left speaker still works and theres more protection to the exposed wire

No.109873

its time to move on

No.109874

does wire insulation actually matter for audio quality or is that just a meme

No.109875

it matters for the wire NOT ripping because its bare and exposed

No.109876

its happening

No.109877

woke up hi guys

No.109878

woke up showered brewed some coffee

No.109879

die wokenorms

No.109880

same happened to my headphones that had a fixed cable so i soldered an audio jack to them and now its detachable

No.109881

wow youre smart

No.109882

may have used too much olive oil for my chicken and rice

No.109883

prepped some spicy beef gonna brew a large mug

No.109884

oh my god this might be the best chicken ever cooked myself

No.109885

goes to show theres no such thing as too much olive oil

No.109886

wish i had some chicken got nothing but rice and eggs

No.109887

how many eggs

No.109888

did more manlarping disassembled and cleaned 3 of 6 fans in the basement

No.109889

just remembered that im 33 and tardlaughed Please stick it in mee its a nice number 3 3

No.109890

nice double digits

No.109891

turning 31 in a couple months

No.109892


No.109893

>>109880
i dont have a soldering iron or know how to solder

No.109894

i didnt either so i bought the cheapest one i could find and watched some videos online

No.109895

love watching the hot lead melt

No.109896

you think youre better than me

No.109897

who isnt

No.109898

spilled water on my stockings

No.109899

guess ill jack and crack then look for something to watch dont want to break the glass on that ross yet

No.109900


No.109901

new study found 20% of japanese young people have spent so much on gacha games that they cant afford living expenses

No.109902

Please stick it in mee classic japs it used to be pachinko and idol garb now its gacha for chink pngs while the rest of the world gambles on sports like real men

No.109903

i thought they were supposed to be smart why do they they always look like theyre squinting then i thought it was from long hours of study

No.109904

forgot to mention i bought some hot curry powder because of our good friends posts but i havent had the chance to use it yet dont want to reek the house up

No.109905

woke up glad to see everyone posting hard while i was gone

No.109906

its just me sorry

No.109907

saving that ross gonno watch the new settled instead

No.109908

big bro came over we got flipped up and watched the fourth man it was great

No.109909

the w is full of tubies

No.109911

raging just thinking about it gonno delete the post before i break something

No.109912

>>109908
ill add it to the list ashamed to say i never watched robocop or total recall

No.109913

you gotta watch robocop its epic and more relevant now than ever

No.109914

i am the law

No.109915


No.109916

i am the lawl

No.109917

wish i could do something with my life but i have no interest in anything at all

No.109918

same except i dont wish i could do something this rocks

No.109919


No.109920

stumbled down to the store for more blogs might get stupored up and watch something erotic

No.109921

as for me im having my second canned fish meal of the day and polishing off my rewatch of The.Simpsons.S07.x264

No.109922

youre a good man

No.109923

if you mena me i deserve to be skinned salted vinegared murdered and put on display as a warning to the brainless masses

No.109924

id stand shoulder to shoulder with you before 9 billion norms

No.109925

feeling a bit weird

No.109926

>>109924
are there that many already

No.109927

guess ill snooze

No.109928

i remain

No.109929

gonne sink into a darkshower

No.109930

dont drop the soap

No.109932

somehow became incapable of sleeping past 6 am

No.109933

feeling extra indifferent today

No.109934

jidoljod

No.109935

got a lash stuck in my eye

No.109936

i cant die when i still have my seasonal anime to watch

No.109937

are you watching the beginning after the end

No.109938

they changed youtube again

No.109939

looks the same to me

No.109940

the thumbnails are bigger

No.109941

its a norm world

No.109942

stabbing abdominal pain but think its just gas

No.109943

>>109937
why would i watch that corean american crap

No.109944

nida

No.109945


No.109946

feel

No.109947


No.109948

the curtain closes and i snooze

No.109949

honki dayo

No.109950

hima

No.109951

hungry but theres no leftovers

No.109952

hungry and full at the same time also dont have any leftovers but i have a hunk of cheese i havent opened yet

No.109953

theres cheese in the fridge why didnt i think of that now i have to wait even longer to eat because i started chewing gum to simulate food

No.109954

backs been hurting more than usual lately cant even walk around for very long

No.109955


No.109956

up to watching 17 or 18 shows with female protagonists depending on how you count

No.109957

woke up gonna get twisted

No.109958

dont you have work

No.109959

still have to catch up from spring 2022 then ill be right there with you

No.109960

>>109958
never have never will

No.109961

>>109959
you better step on it this season is one you dont want to miss

No.109962

been sleeping in the nude regularly for a while now used to NOT be able to do this now i cant NOT

No.109963

dont know if thats supposed to be encouraging or demotivational its all but guaranteed ill miss it and its like half over

No.109964

uh some shows arent even on episode 2

No.109965

thinking of buying an r36s

No.109966


No.109967

pic

No.109968

>>109964
didnt scroll down the chart far enough to see the first show i saw had its first episode released a month early

No.109969

stairwell smells like fish

No.109970

sorry i was letting my kitty air out over there

No.109971

maple classic is coming

No.109972

yesterday poked my throat with a metal thing to try to remove tonsil stones but just ended up cutting my tonsil and then today my inner ear hurts

No.109973

woke up sippin hows it going bros

No.109974

chewing

No.109975

wandered and watched

No.109976

the blinds fell off my window 6 years ago and never replaced them because its nice to watch outside

No.109977

mom made beef and turkey chili ate too much and had to lay down for a while

No.109978

doctors say a little light exercise after eating helps you digest

No.109979

physical fitness whatever

No.109980

might try maple classic is it fun

No.109981

told mom id do some cleaning but its getting too late all the normffeine i had this afternoon is long gone

No.109982

too much effort

No.109983

just do one thing and decide if you want to keep cleaning or not

No.109984

have just learned to accept scraps of food on the floor as a normal part of the ecosystem

No.109985

got black mold on my toothbrush is it dangerous

No.109986

no youre constantly breathing in fungal spores from the air and your body handles it

No.109987

guess that makes sense

No.109988

awoke from a large nap

No.109989

wish i could nap

No.109990

gonno try making one pan pasta hope i dont flip it up

No.109991

>>109984
wasnt even talking about my room thats what i should be cleaning but its too overwhelming im hoping to get it done by the fall

No.109992

simply divide everything into small tasks and get them done one by one

No.109993

step 1 is to get a gf

No.109994

>>109992
ive been doing that mentally for two years

No.109995

pasta turned fine but i should have added more salt and less chilli flakes ill fix it with extra cheese

No.109996

i need to be shredded with a cheese grater into a scalding hot pan

No.109997

need to be cut in pieces skewered and dipped in fondue

No.109998

so lazy i havent even gotten up to get the food i made

No.109999

dont say lazy

No.110000

im crazy

No.110001

CRAZY wwww

No.110002

https://files.catbox.moe/lzwe6s.mp4
sigh wish i had five daughters to exercise with

No.110003

darkshowered and brightshaved

No.110004

>>110002
why did they start grabbing his dick at 0:28

No.110005

i dont know

No.110006

>>110004
what the flip

No.110007

>>110005
ya you do

No.110008

nah

No.110009

guess ill snooze

No.110010

did the comm just go down?

No.110011

raid

No.110012

might two shower

No.110013

fire it up

No.110014

went to bed with burning eyes because of chili pepper residue then woke up and rubbed my eyes again

No.110015

never listened to rhcp

No.110016

Autism destroys families, and more importantly, it destroys our greatest resource, which is our children. These are children who should not be suffering like this. These are kids who, many of them were fully functional, and regressed, because of some environmental exposure, into autism. These are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem, they'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted.

No.110017

im destroyed

No.110018

never worked never played ball never wrote a poem never dated and i piss in bottles it all checks out

No.110019

nice taxpayer

No.110020

figured the NOT working part covered that

No.110021

wonder if grandma will leave me any money in her will

No.110022

glad im NOT an autistic retard

No.110023

same im actually very inteligent

No.110024


No.110025

im non nt

No.110026

bought some goodies from the bakery section a sausage roll a kebab roll a mini pizza and some raisin bread but ive lost my appetite before having a chance to dig in

No.110027

mom poisoned my mind with her keto diet so your post just makes me feel bad

No.110028

i felt great doing carnivore and feel awful whenever i have bread but thats NOT going to stop me

No.110029

if humans were carnivores then we wouldnt have molars

No.110030

i think my head and jaw problems are probably being caused by my wisdom teeth i guess thats a sign i was never supposed to eat leaves after all

No.110031

carnivores have less teeth NOT more like my cat has only a few teeth and theyre all dagger sharp

No.110032

ya thats what im saying

No.110033

wish a big breasted robolady would push me down and look for my prostate

No.110034

damn good sausage roll the other roll and mini pizza werent very good havent tried the raisin bread yet

No.110035

subtitles translated 恋人 to SO

No.110036

woke up not feeling so hot

No.110037


No.110038


No.110039

caught up on my seasonals and dont feel like gaming so now im just doing NOThing maybe ill try to watch a movie

No.110040

watched angel heart

No.110041

wouldnt mind becoming a prominent figure of american politics so xi would send me sexy chinese spies to flip and the friends would send me sexy little sexy ladies for blackmail Please stick it in mee

No.110042

i cant watch the movies i want to watch

No.110043

>>110040
great movie

No.110044

NOT feeling it today i know its rare that i feel good but something about today is sapping all my energy

No.110045

wouldnt mind if a succubus came and sucked my energy

No.110046

never watched family guy or south park

No.110047

watched the equalizer

No.110048

watched all three of those with dad a couple months ago

No.110049

no spoilers please

No.110050

woke up hey guys

No.110051

why do you keep waking up the hey guys

No.110052

die

No.110053

the gods damned chinks

No.110054


No.110055

>>110054
hairy pussy!

No.110056

feet hurt

No.110057

had a nice jo

No.110058

the state of new jersey is suing discord for putting children at risk

No.110059

never used discord only know what it looks like from nbs screenshots

No.110060

most times when i jo i quickly wish i hadnt and today is no exception i didnt even mean to it was an accident

No.110061


No.110062

those stupid children are the ones putting themselves at risk

No.110063

made eye contact with a cute teengirl at town hall as she held the door open for me on her way out and i said thanks and she said sure been feeling that Please excuse my poor English ever since

No.110064

sigh sorry to hear that

No.110065

ate my one meal of the day it was chicken rice

No.110066

about to cook up two servings of spicy beef and ri which i will eat for my two meals of the day

No.110067

had cornbread with dinner NOT rice

No.110068

woke up considering if i should jo or not

No.110069

feasted on beef and ri considering the addition of mustard powder to my spice combination

No.110070

>>110068
whats to consider it releases brain chemicals and is free

No.110071

there are downsides

No.110072

bought the cheapest 30 pack in my zip code there are now 28 uncracked

No.110073

godspeed

No.110074

havent had any alcohol in 3 months

No.110075

two cold ones are enough to get me drunk so i limit myself to one per day max

No.110076

>>110074
proud of you

No.110077

>>110075
nice sexy lady

No.110078

sigh its my birthday next week

No.110079

tis a joyous time

No.110080

mom says my birthday is the best day of her life and i say its the worst day of mine

No.110081

just another day

No.110082

was too lazy to drink those 70 cent blogs now that theyre nice and warm and flat i guess i will

No.110083

you are an instrument of your own downfall

No.110084

never watched downfall

No.110085

same except that one scene Please stick it in mee

No.110086

its buddy propaganda

No.110087

i think you mena its friend propaganda

No.110088

uh those are synonyms

No.110089

bored think ill learn a new language

No.110090

lets NOT worry about that its ten years too late to keep humiliating ourselves with anki

No.110091

NOT an ankidrone

No.110092


No.110093

lookin good

No.110094

found my headphones on the floor in a freaky angle thought they broke but theyre fine

No.110095

speaking of headphones that electrical tape idea was a joke it all came off and i found pieces of it taped to my chest when i went to shower earlier maybe i need some of that heat shrink stuff you take a lighter to

No.110096

just buy a new pair with the money from your new job

No.110097

out of food and the grocer is closed for good friday

No.110098

whats so good about good friday

No.110099

jesus dying

No.110100

>>110096
even if i had one you dont understand im NOT ready to leave them behind

No.110101

cruisin for a snoozin

No.110102

simply buy aNOTher pair of the same model

No.110103

just solder the damn thing told you already

No.110104

sooo sleepy hima

No.110105

hung my clothes on the line outside

No.110106

bit bored

No.110107

>>110103
die smartnorm

No.110108

ate some chocolate with cookie

No.110109

also coffee

No.110110

watching the friendzone anime

No.110111

shes really cute

No.110112

im NOT smart im smarty

No.110113

she or she

No.110114

>>110103
theyre NOT broken yet

No.110115

watching gundam

No.110116

weird same

No.110117

the new gundam girl is cute right

No.110118

mechanorms

No.110119

read an article about how nutritionists say americans eat too much protein and NOT enough fiber

No.110120

im in pain

No.110121

whats wrong

No.110122

cracked

No.110123

my back

No.110124

im a sober man now

No.110125

went outside to check on the clothesline and there were 2 bumblebees mating above it

No.110126

always thought bumblebees were cute

No.110127

im sitting on a table im a cat on a table im a table cat im sitting on a table

No.110128


No.110129

>>110119
fiber is yoosless and full of anti nootrients

No.110130

ate a cheese flavored caloriemate now those are some nutrients

No.110131

already tired again after a b12 pill and cawfee

No.110132

got a haircut and the stylist convinced me to buy conditioner she said you need it to prevent dry flaky skin

No.110133

uhh stylist

No.110134

yeah

No.110135

die norm

No.110136


No.110137

had too much chocolate

No.110138

watched starship troopers

No.110139

its still on the list ill get to watching it some day

No.110140

watched starship troopers with dad a few months ago

No.110141

tired of dadbrag

No.110142


No.110143

im at the level of tiredness where the only thing that can cure it is a nap but its too late guess ill just wait for my second wind around 10pm

No.110144

what do you mean too late

No.110145

too close to dinner

No.110146

simply take a nap wake up at 3am and feast

No.110147

spose ill watch aNOTher movie

No.110148

how about macross

No.110149

loved robotech as a kid

No.110150

finally got around to watching NOT so long ago relatively speaking xiao bai long still plays in my head sometimes

No.110151

logged on

No.110152

wonder if my back problems are being exacerbated by the switch from a relatively nice office chair to an undersized 4 leg chair with basically no padding

No.110153

ergonomics

No.110154

ergonormics

No.110155

get filled with rage at the sight of a crying woman

No.110156

really i get filled with joy and arousal

No.110157

depends on the kind of crying

No.110158


No.110159

watchin shallow grave

No.110160

ate my meal of the day it was pasta with meaty balls

No.110161

>>110141
nothin brag ended up the biggest loser here despite having a dad

No.110162

NOT gonno say it

No.110163

ssd deseated itself and scared me

No.110164

always wear protection

No.110165

watched a history of violence

No.110166

mom said she tried sitting outside but the neighbor boy was making out with his girlfriend and they were like getting over a fight so they were making really loud romantic sounds

No.110167

you mean like reciting love poems

No.110168

>>110159
cant remember if its on the list sounds good

No.110169

watched it because i saw someone compare nobody to it

No.110170

>>110165
Please stick it in mee

No.110171

you laughing at me

No.110172

no just chuckling out loud while fondly remembering that movie

No.110173

made mashed sweet potatoes

No.110174

overated

No.110175

mom told me about how dolly parton met her husband at a laundromat and how she recommended spending more time at the laundromat

No.110176

never been to a laundromat

No.110177

ated a chop of shortpig

No.110178

whats a shortpig

No.110179

im a shortpig

No.110180

>>110178
its the opposite of longpig

No.110181

cant believe 4norm is dead

No.110182

ultimately im glad its them and NOT us but the bad news is if it can go down for this long what hope do we have even though no one would use it and mom wouldnt let me use her credit card it makes me want to buy a domain and have it sit there for emergencies

No.110183

dont remember the veins in my thigh being this clearly visible



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