[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]

/ghost/ - The Graveyard

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1408765999991.jpg (301.6 KB, 600x556, monster.jpg)

No. 1646

crikey that jan is on the loose again!

No.1647

I don't know, I think cute animals are otaku culture. Thoughts?

No.1648

File: 1408766636592.jpg (150.69 KB, 551x526, 999991.jpg)

>>1646
>1408765999991.jpg
>999991

No.1649

It looks like an armored sloth.

No.106235

I am an incomparable homoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No.106236

this is it

No.106237

measured myself again gained back that lost inch

No.106238

baste jangolin

No.106239

donated to a site on a whim or at least i was gonno but they only accept btc and im still too flippin tard they have a donation guide and it spends the whole thing talking about technical details behind crypto and NOT about how to just make the flippin donation tried setting something up and ran into problems found other people with the same questions and the answers were just uhh did you even read the white paper i dont want to read a god damned research paper i dont even really want a wallet id rather just send cash in an envelope if theyre banned by ordinary payment platforms thats already how i pay for mullvad anyway youd think if someones asking for money theyd make it easy and explain it in a way even a drooling tard like me can understand

No.106240

send that money to the ota man for hosting

No.106241

i just said i couldnt figure it out

No.106242

urethra irritated

No.106243

replenishing my electrolytes with some seasoning broth and magnesium bisglycinate wish i had some potassium too

No.106244

tried to game but it didnt work

No.106245


No.106246

is anyone here

No.106247

crying

No.106250

diarrhea and im on my last roll of tp things could get ugly

No.106251

my improvised coat hanger toilet handle snapped and now theres no way to flush the toilet without reaching my hand down into the tank

No.106252

jod while choking myself and got a nosebleed right as i spermed

No.106253

casual jo

No.106254

bhole burning rubbed some moisturizer on it

No.106255

cracked a can of caffeinated chocolate milk it has 20 g protein and 150 mg caffeine

No.106256

how much sugar

No.106257

undoing my progress with a nice binge

No.106258

0 g sugar

No.106259

nice flipping cancermilk

No.106260

got the heaters on its 76 inside

No.106261

uh paste jangolin Please stick it in me

No.106262

does whatever a jangolin can

No.106263

never had strawberry haagendazs is it any good

No.106264

uh strawberry are you a girl

No.106265

i wish i were

No.106266

what a horrible day today was

No.106268

catbox is down its over

No.106269

is it just because of your isp

No.106270

no

No.106271

this isnt happening

No.106272

the cia took it down

No.106273

the subdomain works just uploaded this pic i had in my downloads folder https://litter.catbox.moe/ujioj0.jpg

No.106274

ya but itll be gone in a few days at most

No.106275

12 hours actually but i always treated the links as ye snooze ye lose anyway the real one will probably be back up before that link expires

No.106276

flatulent rn

No.106277

me too if i had a wife shed have suffocated long ago

No.106278

watched die hard 2 pretty corny

No.106279

woke up hey guys

No.106280

cant sleep naked tonight

No.106281

whats stopping you

No.106282

too many untrustworthy farts

No.106283

had a nice normal jo to normal drawings of attractive girls NOT being raped just looking sexy

No.106284

tarded out and tied the drawstring of my track pants into a knot dont know if i can undo it this time

No.106285

no more joing its time to flippin score

No.106286

ill never score

No.106287

>>106284
>>106286
not with that attitude

No.106288

cut the drawstring and lost the left half of it 5 inches inside the waistband dont know what to do now

No.106289

think im just gonno take them off and ask mom for help later instead of doing what i always do by continuing to try and fix something as it gets worse and worse before its destroyed forever like the controller i had to cut a chunk out of because i stripped a screw and then felt too weird to hold so i stopped using it and the whole system because i didnt have another one

No.106290

get it together man

No.106291

dont think ill be able to it hasnt happened yet

No.106293

Homosexal psychopathic ocd schizo degeneracy reported.

No.106296

wasnt able to game yesterday maybe ill try again

No.106297

gayme norm

No.106298

gaymer

No.106299

gamers are faggots

No.106300

raid

No.106301

wow whoa

No.106302

raid poster is a faggot

No.106305

woke up from the nap i just took

No.106306

die

No.106307

let me think about it

No.106308

have i talked before about my inability to nap

No.106309

wish i could resist napping

No.106310

if i could either watch anime game or nap for 75 percent of my waking hours id be living the dream

No.106311

what do you do all day

No.106312

jo open tabs in my browser and post here

No.106313

made the noob mistake of overcorrecting while teenshaving

No.106314

bought a nice new de safety razor the other day best shave i ever had

No.106315

think ima get one of them electric shavers

No.106316

feel lightly hungover even though i didnt drink

No.106317

daniels vid was good

No.106332

came back from the cloud city again https://litter.catbox.moe/ofmp87.jpg

No.106333

strange bird

No.106334

NOT starting off the day in a good mood

No.106335

trying to talk mom into going out for some blogs and snacks but shes giving me lip

No.106336

woke up loshowerjod ate yogurt

No.106337

woke up hey fellas

No.106338

throat hurts had a 12 hour day at work

No.106339

not feelin that great

No.106340

theyre demolishing the houses across the street

No.106341


No.106342

virus

No.106343

the convenience store taped a handwritten paper sign on the door saying cheap vapes in town

No.106344

virus where

No.106345

that guy linked some weird file

No.106346

NOThin weird

No.106347

eating chocolate candy and drinking milk

No.106348

lip irritated from biting at it all day

No.106349


No.106350

neetblog industries

No.106351

managed to send an email ive needed to send for months and NOT have a panic attack yet

No.106352

good job keep it up

No.106353

>>106351
ive got one of those coming up soon too youve given me hope

No.106354

saw a big fat guy wearing a jack skellington t shirt and audio technica m50x headphones on the bus

No.106355

wouldnt gain hope quite yet sending it was the easy part ive still got to receive a reply and possibly reply in turn and right now im agonizing over checking my email or NOT

No.106356

weve all been there the trick i used last time was to use a computer in a different room check as soon as i woke up to get the cortisol dump out of the way and to shut it off no matter what at 5pm to make it tomorrows problem if it wasnt resolved

No.106357

headache so i will sleep early

No.106358

guess ill snooze too

No.106359

cleaned my laptop from dust now to clean the os

No.106360

guess everyones at work

No.106361


No.106362

been meaning to watch cinderella

No.106363

walking outside in the dark came up behind some oblivious norm did my routine of making my footsteps slightly louder so hed let me pass but he didnt NOTice and cut me off right as i was passing him on the right so i had to halt and swerve around well he NOTiced that and also came to a sudden stop and stared at me as i went around him and sped on ahead hope he got a fright how about having a little awareness of your surroundings when youre alone at night

No.106364

heats out again hope this isnt it for good

No.106365

you got a space heater

No.106366

tortellini time

No.106367

the space heaters will never be used again because they raised the power bill 200 dollars in a week

No.106368

it wasnt very good as a result of the tortellini floating to the top and NOT getting all cooked around the edges

No.106369

thats moms problem NOT yours

No.106370

all of her financial problems have always been my problems because shes a retard and im neettard

No.106371

like mother like son

No.106372

glad im neither of those Please stick it in mee

No.106373

but you are

No.106374

nah im the smartest laborer on ghost

No.106375

feeling nervous

No.106376

woke up huge headache showered ate melon sipping coffee and watching the new fireship vid

No.106377

watched mission impossible

No.106378

woke up to another long day of jerkin and gamin sigh

No.106379

got some smuggled paracetamol for my headache hope it doesnt kill me Please stick it in mee

No.106380

lucky

No.106381

ate 100g chocolate

No.106382

bleeding

No.106383

had a major nosebleed today myself

No.106384

been doing the same thing every night for the last 4 or 5 days might try to shake things up watching some movies

No.106385

got anything planned or are you looking for recs

No.106386

ate pbelly

No.106387

dont know yet theres a few that have been sitting on my desktop for months ill always take a rec i just may NOT get to it for ten years

No.106388

ooged out for a while

No.106389

playing victoria 3 for the first time

No.106390

only played eu4 and ck2 never saw the need for anything else

No.106391

too tard for both of those although i never played them just their earlier versions

No.106392

and by play i mean try to read the manuals and finish the tutorial then click things for an hour get frustrated and rageuninstall

No.106393

>>106392
just did exactly that in victoria 3 Please stick it in mee selected belgium finished some tutorial stuff clicked on things and quit

No.106394

Please stick it in mee the classic

No.106395

heats back on guess ill start drinking

No.106396

gone more than 2 weeks without drinking for the first time in more than a decade tempted to wander down yonder for a sixer of blogs to celebrate

No.106397

you mustnt ill do enough damage to myself for the both of us

No.106398

abstaining from the devil in the bottle

No.106399

guess ill jo

No.106400

>>106397
nah im gonna wander down yonder then make it a movie night

No.106401

tonic in the refrigerator ice in the freezer yep ill be having myself a gin tonic for the next several nights

No.106402

done cracked

No.106403

youll get it next time

No.106404

had a wet dream and NOT a crass one but a tasteful and detailed one where i lost my virginity via mutually consensual sex with a lady that i met and helped and got to know never had a dream like that before

No.106405

even used a condom which i would defiantly NOT do if it was just a complete wish fulfillment pure fantasy dream

No.106406

dont think ive gone 72 hours without jerking it in over 20 years so ive never had a wet dream ive had sex dreams though because of my tens of thousands of hours of visual research

No.106407

same

No.106408

maybe having one is a goal we set for ourselves in this new year

No.106409

watched pat garrett and billy the kid they havent made em like that in a while

No.106410

cracked open a box of expensive chocolates from moms pantry because they expired last month

No.106411

trying to fix my schedule today

No.106412

ate a stick of butter it was creamy

No.106413

nice inverted pyramid diet

No.106414

my oshi is double digits today

No.106415

did she turn 10 today

No.106416

made some frozen chicken nuggers but threw them out after finding a plastic bottle cap inside one

No.106417

accidentally touched my eyeball with the mcdonalds wrapper

No.106418

this gin is great

No.106419

>>106412
thanks for the reminder bought some butter

No.106420

its tortellini time again

No.106421

took a nap and went back to the same nightmare i woke up from last night sugoi

No.106422

whats sugoi about that

No.106423

i used sugoi to give my comment a sarcastic tone

No.106424

oh

No.106425

its tortellini time again

No.106426

i dont feel so good

No.106427

me neither turns out the blogs i bought were expired

No.106428

do blogs expire

No.106429

yes they do

No.106430

weird

No.106431

watched the rock

No.106432

always preferred the undertaker

No.106433

never watched proresu

No.106434

woke up

No.106435

jod while imagining ladies

No.106436

nice imaginer

No.106437

>>106431
never watched but its on the list

No.106438

didnt get around to watching any movies last night but i will tonight

No.106439

i did and it was a great goddamn movie

No.106440

often think about that prison sketch from mde

No.106441

normde

No.106451

watched the woodsman think he could have learned a thing or two from it

No.106452

Please stick it in meee rewatched that one only about 6 months ago

No.106453

figured youd seen it thought it was pretty good thought parts of it ripped off the machinist dont know if thats true or NOT but on further inspection it was made at the exact same time so who knows

No.106454

woke up lojod

No.106455

you cant just jo to lo first thing in the morning

No.106456

108 push ups 130 crunches planking 55 seconds 5 sets and bulgarian split squats 15 reps each leg 3 sets in total

No.106457

we dont need muscles where were going

No.106458

you aint going nowhere without muscles

No.106459

cat snacked on the headphone wire again had to resolder

No.106460

seams been ripping in the nether regions of my jeans for a while coming close to a complete blowout so i ordered a couple new pairs online from the same company of the same size but one is tight as flip and the other is rather loose

No.106461

blowout thats a good word

No.106462

i tried sewing it tight before giving in and buying these new pairs but it didnt help would need to patch it with something instead but i dont keep spare cloth around i could use

No.106463

think im in an alien simulation or something these deja vu are getting too weird

No.106464

care to elaborate

No.106465

crying dont ignore me

No.106466

had some matcha and a pastry

No.106467

>>106464
just experiencing things ive experienced before on the internet and it keeps going and its so obvious that its all a product of a system that generated the same content twice by accident

No.106468

think im in an alien simulation or something these deja vu are getting too weird

No.106469

crying dont ignore me

No.106470

had some matcha and a pastry

No.106471

care to elaborate

No.106472

well i had some smarties and lots of milk

No.106473

>>106467
sorry sometimes i post the same thing twice im NOT spamguy its just because the same thing happened to me twice and i forgot i already posted about it

No.106474

>>106471
just experiencing things ive experienced before on the internet and it keeps going and its so obvious that its all a product of a system that generated the same content twice by accident

No.106475

>>106471
just experiencing things ive experienced before on the internet and it keeps going and its so obvious that its all a product of a system that generated the same content twice by accident

No.106476

spam

No.106477

well i had some spam and lots of milk

No.106478

justified eating all that chocolate by saying itd be all i have for dinner but looks like im gonno cave in and have some dumplings and cheese too

No.106479

I fucks with them bitches.

No.106480

ban

No.106481

woke up and made some cawfee

No.106482

why

No.106483

well i had some smarties and lots of milk

No.106484

I fucks with them bad bitches.

No.106485

feeling fat

No.106486

care to elaborate

No.106487

>>106482
because i have no energy and need chemical stimulants to function in my role as a nonfunctional retard

No.106488

ever since i started taking zinc my sperms have been way better phew

No.106489

-chan

No.106490

woke up and made some coffee

No.106491

christopher

No.106492

seki

No.106493

i dont want to hear that name again

No.106494

i miss seki

No.106495

>>106493
why NOT

No.106496


No.106497

wonder what seki is doing

No.106498

>>106496
where is seki

No.106499


No.106500

woke up gonna game

No.106501

watched robocop it was epic

No.106502

gaymers are faggots

No.106503

it really was

No.106504

they really are

No.106505


No.106506

tired guess ill snooze

No.106507

>>106501
never watched but again its on the list

No.106508

fire it up

No.106509

chest pain is getting worse

No.106510

think baby aspirin is supposed to cure heart attacks

No.106511

NOT allowed to take aspirin

No.106512

why NOT

No.106513

woke up

No.106515

havin a burg

No.106516

watched robocop for the first time back in november i enjoyed it

No.106517

eating cabbage onion and garlic with bacon bits

No.106518

wish i had food sounds nice

No.106519

doubt this massive bowl cost more than a dollar fifty when you break it down all this can be yours too

No.106520

too late to go shopping and i dont want to leave mom should be the one keeping the fridge stocked

No.106521

what about your emergency rations of canned and shelf stable foods for when youre unexpectedly trapped in your room or moms sleeping on the couch

No.106522

i cant get jiggy with that

No.106523

havin some spicy beef and ri

No.106524

and what

No.106526

starting to consider that i may NOT be a smart but lazy late bloomer after all

No.106527

glad that doesnt describe me

No.106528

guess ill snooze

No.106529

as for me my real life is about to begin Please stick it in mee its gonno be a hoot

No.106530

woke up lojod

No.106531

you cant just jo to lo first thing in the morning

No.106532

nothing like a nice lo to get you going

No.106533

dont forget to do your pull ups after a nice jo to restore your test

No.106534

testing testing 123

No.106535


No.106536

thank you mister gynaecologist

No.106537

wish i was her

No.106538

feasted upon some garbage

No.106539

what about your honor

No.106540


No.106541

woke up time to game

No.106542

stream NOW

No.106543

watching garbage

No.106544

no one wants to watch a poe stream

No.106545

have you considered playing something better

No.106546

there isnt anything better

No.106547

how about firing up the new df adventure mode and streaming

No.106548

whats stopping you

No.106549

we arent talking about me

No.106550


No.106551

arrogant wifenorm

No.106552

le wife

No.106553


No.106554

do NOT go on jp right now

No.106556

wish i was as based as freak

No.106557

jp or jp

No.106558

ran out of paper towels last week so now theres no way to clean up the drops of spilled oil

No.106559

woke up and went to jp Please stick it in mee

No.106560

gonno make some eggs and sausage and toast

No.106561

as for me i had a sweet roll and choco milk

No.106562

didnt know sweetrolls were real only heard the term in fapout 3 and skyrimjob

No.106563

its just a sweet roll

No.106564


No.106565

>>106557
dont ever ask that again

No.106566

sorry im chronologically challenged doesnt feel that long ago

No.106567

im sexually challenged

No.106568

might fire up a game

No.106569

id rather vegetate

No.106570

been gaming nonstop since i woke up and posted about how i was gonna game

No.106571

where was the stream

No.106572

was gonno try a bit of gaming today meself

No.106573


No.106574

trying to game but an invisible force is preventing me from firing it up

No.106575

gamed for 16 hours time to snooze and do it again tomorrow

No.106576

subtitles translated ナイスショ to good shot even though there was an earlier scene talking about the difference between ナイスショット and グッドショット

No.106577

jod

No.106578

tired as flip

No.106579

fried eggs ham slices mushrooms cherry tomatoes couple of toasts kohii yep thats a breakfast

No.106580

i ate 25g of chocolate this morning with my coffee

No.106581

went grocery shopping now im sipping some coffee

No.106582

sippin some mocha meself

No.106583

woke up dont feel rested and im already pissed

No.106584

havent flushed the toilet since yesterday morning

No.106585

makes it look homely i suppose

No.106586

die sage

No.106587

think my brain has been pumping cortisol into my system at near fatal levels for the past two decades

No.106588

tried playing df adventure mode but couldnt get into it weird to think i used to be smart enough to play although mainly fortress mode

No.106589

>>106587
NOT self aware enough and dont know enough about how other people function to tell if ive been having that happen too

No.106590

just roll an elephant man and go around crushing peoples heads like watermelons and read the combat logs

No.106591

played a human and spawned somewhere with lots of people so moving took forever the deity was telling me to offer my services to someone but the directions just led me in circles asked for rumors but they didnt give me anything concrete so i wandered off somewhere else and a group of soldiers attacked me but i managed to get away and kill two of them ran into some monks in the middle of nowhere but they said they were just out for a stroll wandered around a bit more to some fortress thing but nobody has anything interesting to say or cares that just outside their city a group of twelve armed soldiers are robbing travelers and that i slew two of them it was inevitable

No.106592

already sounds like more than i ever accomplished in dozens of hours of playtime would basically just attack people in the starting village and break my legs climbing trees then jumping off

No.106593

i play lizardman and lie to everybody until i get killed

No.106594

i used to be somebody

No.106595

one of these days im gonno find somebody i can spend my life with

No.106596

that would be us

No.106597

nerves increasing

No.106598

made more instant cawfee to enhance my jo

No.106599

watched nobody now there was a revenge flick

No.106600


No.106601

dreamed about those ladies then woke up and now its time to game

No.106602

ladies or ladies

No.106603

tried gaming then i realised its all 12 year olds and people more than half my age so i quit

No.106604

only multiplayer game ive played in the last 5 years has the same people online that have been playing for like the last 15

No.106605

you need to play single player games or multiplayer but warcraft 3 or something like that anyways gonno snooze

No.106606

had to restart normfox had a few paused normtube videos open for a while maybe a week and it just endlessly tries to spam something that ublock blocks and spikes my cpu usage it was over 7000

No.106607

watched flash gordon

No.106608

got the song stuck in my head now

No.106609


No.106610

i dont click youtu.be links so i hope you dont mind if i skip that

No.106611

i do mind since i posted it for others to see and share in my feel

No.106612

stopped playing pokenorm after gen 2

No.106613

i just assume all youtu.be links are from some mobileteen and dont bother clicking

No.106614

your suspicions are correct

No.106615

sigh guess ill snooze wake me when the raids over

No.106616

was gonno ask mom to pick up a frozen pizza for 5 big ones on sale but i resisted the urge

No.106617

time for spicy beef and ri

No.106618

had some spicy beef meself two cans of chili with added hotsauce

No.106620

got tired from digesting too fast gonno crack early so that i have a chance of falling asleep early

No.106621

same but spermnapped now im awake and gaming

No.106622

woke up kitty is meowing like a tard

No.106623

im a slow digester

No.106624

watched some prison vids unless he posts detailed explanations here when he gets out ill never understand why he didnt just shoot himself if im ever looking at more than a month in jail i know ill be doing so

No.106625

i am stuck in this prison of reality that the norms have created

No.106626

you were created by a woman

No.106627

cant be that bad you got a bed food water and you dont have to worry just wait it might be very therapeutic

No.106628

im worrying as we speak

No.106629

woke up drank coffee ate chocolate watched anime

No.106630

never read 1984 we read brave new world in school i remember it being sexy

No.106631

first half of the book is good it describes soviet england later it becomes gayer as the focus shifts more to characters

No.106632

2lb down from last week still feeling fat and bloated

No.106633


No.106634

feastin on beef and ri

No.106635

pic

No.106636

feasted it too hastily for that

No.106637

watched stir crazy didnt know it was about prison again why NOT eat a bullet

No.106638

it isnt a feast if you can finish in 5 minutes

No.106639

>>106630
had the opposite problem thought about reading brave new world these last few years but thought it would be bad for my life expectancy

No.106640

why bother reading it youre living it

No.106641

just without all the sex Please stick it in mee

No.106642

>>106640
exactly the problem would be seeing that a dystopian story from almost a century ago hadnt been taken as a warning but as a blueprint that had been in place since before i was born

No.106643

look on the bright side

No.106644

hes not in a regular prison hes in the peditentiary swapping war stories

No.106645

dorfing

No.106646

streeaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

No.106647

i would if i could

No.106648

bitch

No.106649

dont fall for streambeg he wont watch

No.106650

cant even get a reasonable game going love starting on easy mode and still being overencumbered as soon as i spawn

No.106651

quit encumbering yourself

No.106652

>>106612
same but also played gen 3 itd say its good but after that it went downhill fast

No.106653

eating apple raisin oatmeal cookie and sipping my morning joe this is a good combination ghosta

No.106654

nothin but sugar grains and toxic beanwater

No.106655

sucking dick

No.106656

my life is flipped what do i care

No.106657

managed to get a fair game going finished a couple quests till i was going to my next location only to get randomly encased in ice while swimming

No.106658

cant sleep with thoughts of death looming

No.106659

youtube showed me an ad for this new gacha game where the ai voice was excited about getting this new character but then got mad because it had slow attack speed and then after 200 upgrades and rerolls it was finally playable so thats why the ai said you should play the game too

No.106660

why are you seeing ads on youtube

No.106661

>>106658
have the same problem every now and then

No.106662

#metoo

No.106663

jod

No.106664

not feeling it today think ill save the protein for later

No.106665

not feelin it either getting old

No.106666

bunch of dried blood on my thigh

No.106667


No.106668

theres skin on my fingers

No.106669

couldnt do anything today

No.106670

threw some shrimp and salmon on the barbie gonno crack

No.106671

as for me gonno have some choco n milk

No.106672

might try to salvage the day with a movie

No.106673

havent watched one in months

No.106674

phew snarfed down over 100g chocolate in a flash

No.106675

need to see if the milks gone bad

No.106676

mine hasnt just had two big full glasses of 3.5% with around 175 grams chocolate

No.106677

actually i guess it was two and a half since i topped the first one up partway through

No.106678

watching cardcaptor sakura on nhk

No.106679

good news the milk did NOT go bad

No.106680

never watched ccs rented the manga from the library as a teen or maybe preteen i was slowly rereading it over the past some years but havent read a new chapter in maybe half a year or more

No.106681

miiillllgggg

No.106682


No.106683

76 degrees inside

No.106684

hot

No.106685

ya cuz i had the heater on

No.106686

>>106682
Please stick it in mee sigh

No.106687

i dont feel so good no more shouldntve had all that milk

No.106688


No.106689

watched rocky

No.106690

feeling extra lonely and isolated today

No.106691

do you need a hug

No.106692

yes.

No.106693

im a lot like rocky what with my gf big muscles and unbreakable willpower

No.106694

are you retarded too

No.106695

same except for the gf muscles and willpower

No.106696

oh hey whats the circumference of your biceps mine is 14 inches

No.106697

how about height and length

No.106698

6'
7"

No.106699

>>106694
sooo tard

No.106700

cant decide what to watch

No.106701

think ive had diarrhea every sunday for the past month

No.106702

goingto sleep

No.106703


No.106704

taken an hour to watch 15 minutes wouldnt say no to NOT having digestion issues right now

No.106705

grateful i dont have that problem it may take me days or weeks to watch something but once im doing it ill tab out maybe once or twice

No.106706

its NOT my fault this time well it is just NOT something i can control anymore

No.106707

simply roll your chair far enough back that you cant reach the keyboard without scooting it forward again remove the temptation

No.106708

does that help with liquid shits

No.106709

woke up and shaved mornin ghoty

No.106710


No.106711

>>106708
misread what you meant thought you couldnt concentrate

No.106712

watched taken it was okay

No.106713

done gamed myself out now im bored again

No.106714

>>106711
oh it was concentrated alright

No.106715

managed to game a little today but NOT the game i need to continue playing before i have to restart actually it might already be too late

No.106716


No.106717

dont know how to say this but i didnt win the lottery today like i was planning to even though i already started budgeting the winnings last night youll all have to wait a little longer for that mansion down payment

No.106718

dont like when you post that woman it makes me uncomfortable

No.106719

hideously bored

No.106720

same thats why ive been joing and taking breaks for the last hour or so

No.106721

already spermed twice but one more cant hurt i guess sigh

No.106722

trust me it can

No.106723

ended up staring at the ceiling instead

No.106724

woke up already dreading the day ahead

No.106725

the future is looking bright gonno shite

No.106726

guess ill snooze changed me bedsheet im excited about it

No.106727

did you wet the bed

No.106728

my bed sheets smell funny like what my parents bedroom used to smell like when i was a kid

No.106729

sipping joe

No.106730

ate too many nuts

No.106731

Please stick it in mee he said nuts

No.106732

fucked too many sluts

No.106733

accidentally pressed the volume down button instead of the brake when approaching a stoplight

No.106734

uh why do you have a break button

No.106735

i mena brake

No.106736

still dont get it

No.106737

remembered my acnemaxxing days

No.106738

never had skin problems

No.106739

pic

No.106740

nah

No.106741

still got a scaly patch on my ankle

No.106742

eatin tortellini

No.106743

sounds good

No.106744

put 3 cups of instant cawfee in one mug and started pacing around the room muttering hypothetical responses id give to 4norm posts that agitated me even though i havent posted there in over 7 years

No.106745

uh 3 cups of instant

No.106746

i mena the equivalent of 3 cups it was actually spoons

No.106747

uh spoons

No.106748

these pieces of metal shaped like little shovels you use to scoop food without using your hands

No.106749

got a good game of adventure mode going i was in the middle of a frantic battle for my life against goblins one of them got the drop on my leg so i had to try and scramble away and my horse that i thought was dead came back and fought him off eventually got far enough away to fast travel to heal and the game crashed with no save

No.106750

time to sleep again

No.106751

thats why i only play games as a service with autosave on the cloud

No.106752

woke up hi

No.106753

watched on the waterfront

No.106754

the watcher

No.106755

it was ok

No.106756

managed to send an important email

No.106757

>>106749
is that the paid version or the free one havent played in years but i dont remember it ever crashing although i doubt i ever lived long enough for it to happen

No.106758

do i look like the kind of guy who would pay for a game let alone for a free game

No.106759

you made a big deal about the update and all i could find was about the paid version i havent been paying attention to how it works if they update both or just focus on steam or what

No.106760

youre not supposed to play df anymore its woke now

No.106761

uh all you could find is the paid version what the flip are you even babbling about the games been there to download on the same exact website for lord knows how many years

No.106762

im woke

No.106763

wouldnt say no to a stream

No.106764

hate steam and steamnorms

No.106765

fired it up yesterday after that guy put it in my brain but chose not to stream

No.106766

how about sharing a tale of your heroic feats

No.106767

nah

No.106768

just paid 50 cents per egg

No.106769

always preferred dc stone soup anyway

No.106770

>>106761
ya no shite im talking about this https://files.catbox.moe/ivei5m.png which is what i thought you were talking about

No.106771

oh just downloaded it didnt realize they backported the ui and new stuff dont like it personally its too confusing

No.106772

hate black people

No.106773

water is wet

No.106774

figured out how to rip the perforations on the 12 pack box so that you can put it in the fridge and have it dispense one can at a time

No.106775

gamed for a while the reverse engineered vice city port crashes when you go in the mall and i forgot theres a mission in there too lazy to reinstall the actual game to continue

No.106776

listened to a lossless rip of a compact disc

No.106777

>>106771
you mean to tell me you went to the page that has a big fat download button on the top read that it was updated and didnt know what to do next

No.106778

woke up hows it going bros

No.106779

whats it to ya

No.106780

>>106777
lets be respectful

No.106781

i dont get no respect

No.106782

>>106777
youre still NOT getting it i didnt understand why there was anything to say about any updates because i thought they were keeping anything that wasnt already in adventure mode a decade ago to the paid version

No.106783

then you must have skipped all my posts talking about that very thing

No.106784

nah i read every post i just didnt understand the last time i downloaded a df release was probably a year ago so way after the steam release and it was the same as its always been

No.106785

cant you two see youre in love with each other

No.106786


No.106787

mom woke up and turned the roomba on whats wrong with her

No.106788

are you in despair

No.106789

no just slightly annoyed at everything thats wrong around me i hate norms they live like zoo animals

No.106790

threw up in my mouth

No.106791

havent had one of those in a while

No.106792

weird to think the head of the fbi and the atf is a second gen immigrant from india

No.106793

meat

No.106794

bought some imodium

No.106795

woke up too early spent hours and hours rolling around trying to get back to sleep

No.106796

rise and shine

No.106797

ate some tortellini and sausage and cheese now eating some chocolate with milk

No.106798

hima turning 10 in about five months or so

No.106799

hima died that means it doesnt age anymore

No.106800

>>106798
thats a sigher

No.106801

hima never dies

No.106802

whats hima

No.106803

a miserable little pile of secrets

No.106804

ate more chocolate

No.106805

no nietzschean quotes in my ghota please

No.106806

die

No.106807

no just slightly annoyed at everything thats wrong around me i hate neets they live like zoo animals

No.106809

glad im NOT a neet

No.106810

wish i had a job seems fun

No.106811


No.106812


No.106813

loud

No.106817

bored

No.106818

same just gonno sleep it away

No.106819

watched hard boiled

No.106820

woke up heya ghost

No.106821

>>106819
been meaning to watch it for months now but the moods never been right

No.106822

fire it up

No.106823

i will when the moods right

No.106824

what are you waiting for

No.106825

the right mood

No.106826


No.106827

>>106798
less than 5 months hima was around in june 2015

No.106828

cant believe mom and i have had to move 3 times since then

No.106829

think i was just getting banned on 4norm and bouncing around the spinoffs until august that was a fun year

No.106830

the bouncer

No.106831

speaking of hard boiled gonno boil up some eggs Please stick it in mee

No.106832

waters almost boilin

No.106833

lucky weve moved like 6 or 7 times and im about to move again hopefully this is the last time though

No.106834

hope so too you deserve it

No.106835

gonno have to find a new place soon myself

No.106836


No.106837

dont look at me like that please

No.106838

woke up showered lied back down and fiddled with my knob for like an hour but im up again

No.106839

woke up sis ordered za while i was snoozin gonno feast on the leftovers Please stick it in mee

No.106840

talk about a good start to the day

No.106841

lucky

No.106842

shit in my drawers

No.106843

lucky

No.106844

is it too early or too late for a drink

No.106845

its never too early and always almost too late

No.106846

its settled then gin for breakfast

No.106847

free from the constraints of time

No.106848

hell yeah

No.106849

still had only 1 liter of blogs this year im a sober man now and feeling better than ever

No.106850

never keep alcoholic beverages around the house

No.106851

its gonna be a year of sober contemplation for sure

No.106852

considering if i should start smoking seems fun

No.106853

i dont smoke and i dont like people who do smoke

No.106854

Please stick it in mee

No.106855

never smoked never drank never done drugs

No.106856

theyre opening a puerto rican restaurant next door

No.106857

there goes the neighborhood

No.106858

what unique food does puerto rico even have thought they just eat american stuff since theyre american

No.106859

we are all one big happy family here in america

No.106863

>>106852
same but theyre too expensive

No.106864

ate 50g chocolate

No.106865

its disturbingly warm out today

No.106866

still hungry but i know if i keep eating ill just get heartburn NOT to mention im ruining my diet

No.106867


No.106868

been insanely bored for the past week

No.106869

fire up a nice movie ive seen more in the last month or two than i have in probably the five years before that

No.106870

extremely itchy legs and its NOT on the surface its like the itch lies within or below my muscles

No.106871

knock knock

No.106872

>>106868
same but replace week with probably 5 years

No.106873

whos there

No.106874

sigh 2020

No.106875

doctor

No.106876

>>106869
i have watched maybe 3 movies in the past 10 years

No.106877

doctor who

No.106878

sounds hellish hope you at least read books or something instead

No.106879

die

No.106880

sigh dont remind me im far behind on my reading

No.106881

woke up gonna go to the store

No.106882

watched shoot em up

No.106883

never played or watched a game of amogus

No.106884

it would be stranger if you had multiplayer meme games arent for the old and friendless theyre just a vehicle to make normtube videos for 5 year olds to watch on their ipads

No.106885

hey im NOT old yet and arent we friends

No.106886

its like mafia but in space

No.106887

did absolutely nothing all day again its become a trend

No.106888

>>106885
ya but we dont game together

No.106889

dinner was ice cream a protein bar and some popcorn

No.106890

feastin on spicy beef and ri

No.106891

gonno open some cans of tuna once im done trying to think of ways to make lots of money fast with little effort

No.106892

been there never amounted to anything

No.106893

its turning black and starting to smell

No.106895

gonno try something a little unorthodox and crack well before bed so that it all passes through my system before i snooze so i stop waking up so early

No.106896

roiding hard if i was wearing tightie whities rn id look like id been arsesnapped

No.106897

Thank you. Thank you. T-thank thank thank you.

No.106899

>>106888
maybe that should change are you saying we could attract some 5 year olds

No.106900

NOThin ped and i dont have the charisma that comes from being the legal caretaker of a rich old cracker bitch like he did but i will say if youre looking to score get a good looking dog the in the neighborhood go nuts for moms dog

No.106901

i hate dogs

No.106902

they love them and have rung the doorbell multiple times unprompted just to see it

No.106903

that explains some things about one of our friends

No.106904

sigh

No.106905

the girl from eurotrip and gene hackman died guess ill snooze

No.106906

just thought about him earlier when i heard about the first one theres blood on my hands

No.106907

feastin on beef and ri

No.106908

watched night moves a while ago damned good movie sigh

No.106909

woke up moms blasting the hairdryer

No.106910

show me ya moves

No.106911

nice falcon

No.106918

thanks its all in the marinade

No.106919

ate too much for lunch i should skip dinner but shall i i think NOT

No.106920

skip dinner more often than NOT

No.106921

mom told me im in charge of dinner tonight NOT sure what to do

No.106922

thats NOT healthy for a growing boy

No.106923

hot pockets

No.106924

i dont have a microwave or oven

No.106925

find that hard to believe

No.106926

me neither mom took mine

No.106927

dont see whats so hard to believe about it

No.106928

you have a bit of a reputation for lying around here

No.106929

when have i ever lied

No.106930

>>106927
apart from having no way to cook without using one of those chink butane hotplates it just seems like the kind of appliance you accumulate duplicates of over a lifetime i think theres two in the garage right now

No.106931

uh i just have a normal electric stove

No.106932

cant say ive ever owned two ovens let alone two spare ovens

No.106933

what third world country do you live in where an electric stovetop doesnt also include an oven

No.106934

no need to be rude

No.106935

just curious

No.106936

nice try turt NOT gonno dox myself

No.106937

never call me that again im NOT that worthless faggot

No.106938

bh

No.106939

ate ravioli

No.106940

never watched king kong or planet of the apes but i will someday

No.106941

been purposefully putting off watching eva for 20 years

No.106942

watched eva and eoe but only saw the first one or two rebuilds its on my to do list but that requires rewatching the show first

No.106943

weird did the third rebuild really come out over 12 years ago

No.106944

watched all 3 and will probably never watch the fourth one why the flip do japs think its acceptable to go half a decade or more between sequels

No.106945

still havent watched the shirobako film or finished the tamayura films or kept up with the gup films plenty more too

No.106946


No.106947

sigh he would have loved mother 4

No.106948

gonno jo

No.106949

might consider NOT saying no if a sufficiently attractive lady asked for some sex but id have to think about it

No.106950

same it would be anxiety inducing

No.106951

new apartment doesnt have a microwave

No.106952

dont feel good shouldnt have had extra cawfee when will i learn

No.106953

>>106940
you must have missed the picture in picture wow classic planet of the apes stream

No.106954

watching precure

No.106955

feastin on beef and ri

No.106956

sigh loved watched precure with him and posting about it later

No.106957

dont have a good track record when it comes to learning from mistakes

No.106958

maybe you can figure out why that is and correct it

No.106959

had been drinking from my big heavy glass for the past week then switched to the small glass today but wasnt used to the weight and spilled water all over my body

No.106960

manic rn and NOT in a good way

No.106961

>>106957
learned from most of mine its just that the lesson was that i should have been aborted or roped by the age of 10

No.106962

feasted on carbs

No.106963

wish i wasnt poor and got bux

No.106979

trying not to die

No.106980

having the opposite problem decided starting tomorrow im just gonno toss or sell as much of my stuff as possible and see where it takes me

No.106981

neither do i but thats because i dont make mistakes

No.106982


No.106983

gonno snooze hopefully i can spend 8 hours in a better reality

No.106984

havent tripped on normatonin for a while

No.106985

phew nice six hour slumber now im up and ready to seize the day

No.106986

are tv manufacturers just flipping retarded i turn the tv on and it starts blasting at the volume that it was left when the last person turned it off and even by holding volume down it doesnt go down until after a second and kinda lags when its turning on why dont they make it so it always turns on mute and then progressively goes up in volume until the last preset dumb flipping korean animals

No.106987

i dont own a tv anymore but when i did i used separate speakers so i never had that problem

No.106988

ended up double feasting tomorrow mornings beef and ri phew

No.106989

nice audiophilenorm

No.106990

NOThin audiophile

No.106991

audiophile my ass

No.106992

no thanks i already ate

No.106993

i am a proud audiophile

No.106994

love norms

No.106995

norms gave me worms

No.106996

cooked some pasta

No.106997

the norms pay me tribute

No.106998

payday today Please stick it in mee

No.106999

love a nice chocolate covered payday

No.107000

got a chocolate covered payday for you right here

No.107001

was just thinking about eating some chocolate covered chocolate with some of the fancy 3.8% milk i bought

No.107002

phew couldnt stop and ate 3 candy bars

No.107003

the milk didnt taste particularly different but im still craving chocolate

No.107004

cant drink uht milk tastes vile

No.107005

never had uht milk

No.107006

made and drank some chocomilk

No.107007


No.107008

feeling both fat and nervous

No.107009

well hello there

No.107010

hi

No.107011


No.107012

oh

No.107013


No.107014

moms going on a three day trip with aunt

No.107015

why werent you invited

No.107016

now that thats cleared up whats going on

No.107017

what do you mean cleared up you didnt even answer the question

No.107018

crying

No.107019


No.107020

oh

No.107021

she did invite me i just dont want to go this time

No.107022

nows your chance to bring back chicks

No.107023

woke up hey guys

No.107024

sister asked me to join a boycott where you dont buy anything on fridays but replied saying too late already bought protein bar and caffeinated chocolate milk for breakfast then she sent the laughing crying emoji

No.107025

thats a natural reaction to hearing someone eat that garbage

No.107026

glad i dont have a sis

No.107027

my favorite sexy lady artist hasnt posted on fanbox in months but he regularly posts really hot stuff on twitter for free

No.107028

same but of

No.107029

u mena x

No.107030

you guys dont really jerk off to anime drawings do you

No.107031

oog me bone me jo

No.107032

almost out of lube

No.107033

>>107026
maybe she would have given you a pityslurp you never know

No.107034

>>107027
same but misskey

No.107035

ran 5 km through the woods and saw these 3 really fat men playing with remote control toy monster trucks

No.107036

lost a pound

No.107037

down to one hundred and sixty three pounds even though ive been slipping up a bit recently

No.107038

probably still 210 went out with mom got a bag of frozen raviolis a 12 pack and a family bag of sour cream and onion

No.107039

what happened to fasting

No.107040

never fell for that meme im too old to care about what i look like im never scoring unless i get rich and at that point it wont matter anyway

No.107041

this is the year i score moms psychic even confirmed it

No.107042

that settles it then grats in advance

No.107043

wonder if its a movie night

No.107044

oh piss a new month just started where did the last two go

No.107045


No.107046

might start things off by practicing on indian women

No.107047

think im at the age where i just need to force myself to game for at least 2 hours a day or ill be dead by 35

No.107048

ゲームは1日1時間

No.107049

speak english you shifty slant i know the word gay moo and something about the month or the year

No.107050

how about we start daygaming instead

No.107051

mom said i looked good going into the store and the early 20s cashier at the service counter had a friendly tone as i was buying lottery tickets could it really have been so simple as asking her what time her shift ends and if she wanted to get something to eat if i had money and a drivers license

No.107052

maybe i should get into politics

No.107053

might become a radical leftist

No.107054

already a leftist but only when it comes to joing the invention of the keyboard and mouse led to me using me left hond from the beginning

No.107055

feeling anxious and cant get my mind off it

No.107056

every evening ends with a panic attack

No.107057


No.107058

have you considered drinking yourself into extreme mental retardation for years

No.107059

>>107057
oh my god

No.107060

scared me what happened

No.107061

guess ill snooze

No.107062

woke up hows it going bros

No.107063

NOT so good

No.107064

pretty good

No.107065

nice and sunny outside today

No.107066

cold and austere inside today

No.107067

the parking lot is full of trash and the wind blows the cans around making loud scraping noises

No.107068

nice ghetto

No.107069

it started snowing and then this fat black guy in an oversized puffy coat came by and he cleaned up the trash

No.107070

adventuring

No.107071

im reminded of a clip of a white guy standing next to a garbage bin picking up trash and a sheboon deliberately reaching into that bin to spread the trash around

No.107072

back from the store

No.107073

whats the damage

No.107074

2 punctured tires stolen stereo and a broken side window

No.107075

owned

No.107076

moms gone sigh

No.107077

sorry for your loss

No.107078

think NOT eating last night was the wrong move

No.107079

NOT eating is rarely if ever the wrong move

No.107080

guess ill watch a normovie

No.107081

neck hurts from where i was choking myself

No.107082

>>107079
it is if youre gonno crack all night

No.107083

what the flip how is it march already this cant be happening

No.107084

have you considered sobriety its great

No.107085

like my good friend ron paul says its happening

No.107086

weird didnt realize ron was almost 90 years old

No.107087

its over

No.107088

great isnt the word id use and i think the brain damage ive accumulated has actually benefited me i used to be a lot more crazy

No.107089


No.107090

its ok i wasnt using them anyway

No.107091


No.107092

wish i had finished that

No.107093

hey does anybody know anything about torque multiplier wrenches for wheel lugs

No.107094

lugma balls

No.107095

watched the accountant

No.107096

moms babbling about absolutely insane and retarded plans she has

No.107097

like you getting a job or what

No.107098

fell on the ground out of my seat and hit my head leaving a visible mark

No.107099

no like getting a loan to buy a teardown and maxing out all her sub 10k limit 30 percent interest credit cards while we try to make it liveable by ourselves before winter

No.107100

she wouldnt need to do that if you know

No.107101

to clarify i dont have an issue with the work part because at least it benefits me directly shes just too retarded to handle money or home ownership and is delusional about how expensive things are

No.107102

>>107100
anything short of me already having hundreds of thousands in savings to hand to her a decade ago isnt gonno help

No.107103

its over

No.107104

woke up hey ghoty

No.107105

whats the plan for today

No.107106

guess ill snooze jerked it like a real freak today didnt finish so ill pick things back up tomorrow

No.107107

gonne game

No.107108

stream but NOT right now how about in 8 or 9 hours

No.107109

weird pain below my ribs

No.107110

been having some weird pains in my gut and chest lately feels like trapped air or something but NOT the normal gassy kind more like the heartburn kind but deeper

No.107111

run a knife through it see if that helps bitch

No.107112

what the hell

No.107113

my strategy for random aches and pains has been to be vaguely nervous about it then ignoring it until i noticed weeks later that its been gone for a while

No.107114

dont know about you guys but the pain i get there is from a swollen liver

No.107115

lojod hard phew

No.107116

you should quit drinking

No.107117

Nǐ zhícháng ái shì yīnwèi nǐ ná zhīnà diào qī wánjù sāi pìyǎn~tsu bùyào qiān tuō

No.107118

told mom about these things i found out about yesterday that are basically what i would be if i was a chicken theyre called capons

No.107119

>>107116
workin on it

No.107120

have some chicken i was gonno cook in the toaster oven but now its seeming like a lot of work

No.107121

worked up the energy to do it but im NOT that excited about it

No.107122

wasnt too bad it was saved by the bbbq sauce

No.107123

looked at my uptime in task manager right around when it hit 14 days feels like it was today or maybe last night but now its at 17 days feel like ive been put on fast forward

No.107124

feeling backed up

No.107125

want me to empty you out

No.107126

i can administer my own enema

No.107127

guess ill try to snooze hope tomorrow goes better than today

No.107128

feastin on beef and ri

No.107129

spam

No.107130

no beef

No.107131

chicken

No.107132


No.107133

cover up you little hussy

No.107134

woke up hows it goin

No.107135

adventuring

No.107165

think im gonno airfry some pbelly and fries

No.107166

havent eaten in over 40 hours NOT counting my morning chocolate and coffee milk

No.107167

jod again guess ill eat

No.107168

eyesight feeling weird mightve jod too hard

No.107169

woke up dreamed about a sexy lady showing me her pussy

No.107170

hope you mean an attractive young lady 25 to 30 years of age

No.107171

phew had some nice pbelly with fries and coke zero damn good

No.107172

ate some butter wrapped in cheese slices

No.107173

keep sitting crosslegged on my desk chair putting a lot of pressure on my legs and its causing stabbing pain in my shins

No.107174

gonno play faceminer seems fun

No.107175

looks like a snoozefest

No.107176

that said ill still watch the stream

No.107177

hello did you hear me the stream

No.107178

ate a chocolate bar with oreo filling it wasnt very good

No.107179

anything branded as oreo flavor isnt good

No.107180

wrong

No.107181

ok but just this once https://www.twitch.tv/homuha

No.107182

hell ya

No.107183

no idea whats happening

No.107184

games not very good but now im invested to finish it

No.107185

is it as much of a snoozefest as it looks

No.107186

woke up snoozed terribly

No.107187

gonno stick around for the sick beat

No.107188

nice background tab

No.107189

id keep watching but twatch isnt giving me any video downscaling options and 1080p is chugging on my connection

No.107190

thought id watch a movie today but waited too long now its too late plus im starting to feel nauseated

No.107191

no problems with the bandwidth on my end but im sporting a cpu from 2010 and it isnt always willing to chew bitrate of multiple 1080 livestreams also wtf you can lose in this game

No.107192

still got no clue whats goin on gonno need some audio commentary here

No.107193

I find it kind of bussin, I find it kind of cap, the dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kinda slap

No.107194

basically really big tech is producing a whole lot of pollution because they created a blockchain software that lets shut ins to track and record activities of the norms it isnt that far fetched from reality you can clearly see what the inspirations were

No.107195

no i get the premise just NOT the gameplay

No.107196

gameplay is autism

No.107197

wish i could make some money clicking on norms faces Please stick it in mee

No.107198

just a short idle game thats not really idle

No.107199


No.107200

sigh thanks for your hard work

No.107201

ill try to keep in mind and stream at 720p next time

No.107202

iirc a broadcaster needs to do 3 streams with the average 3 or 4 viewers then people will be allowed to select quality for themselves i saw you get 9

No.107203

looking forward to the next stream

No.107204

need to shave but too lazy

No.107205

need to shave from my wrist to my elbow vertically

No.107206

never shaved my arms

No.107207

woke up sigh missed the stream

No.107208

you can watch the vod

No.107209

ate well over my daily calorie allowance guess its snoozetime

No.107210


No.107211

mom said its leftovers for dinner was hoping for a pizza

No.107212

what was it

No.107213

>>107132
sigh no woman will ever do this in front of me

No.107214

I find it kind of bussin, I find it kind of cap, the dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kinda slap

No.107215

do NOT go to jp right now

No.107216

dont worry i never do

No.107217

>>107212
potroast

No.107218

ate pbelly again but think i added too much salt to the skin and didnt remove it after so i might get a heart attack

No.107219

>>107215
PUSSY!!!

No.107220

>>107215
dont worry i always do

No.107221

gonno snooze

No.107222

gonno fuck

No.107223

地球すきだ

No.107224

fnorm

No.107225

guess ill shower the arse smell is seeping into the chair again

No.107226

>>107224
i am FUCK NORM deal with it fag

No.107227

ok i will

No.107228

thats right you will

No.107229

cracked

No.107230

cracked my nuts open

No.107231

uh mom is consistently punctual with my dipey changes never pissed out in the open like that

No.107232

NOThing worse than when a western cartoon changes character designs and animation studios it forced me to refuse to watch harvey birdman past season 1

No.107233

woke up heartburn why did i eat that yesterday

No.107234

about to tuck into some spicy beef and ri meself never had heartburn though

No.107235

you need to become obese and destroy parts of your esophagal lining to have it time to step it the flip up

No.107236

already became obese think i just have an esophagus of iron

No.107237

im NOT obese and ive been losing weight which just makes it worse when i end up pigging out

No.107238

heartburn is punishment for feasting without pics

No.107239

oh ive taken pics over the years all right theyre just all still on the cameras sd card

No.107240

my pigout wasnt picworthy

No.107241

pasted

No.107242

only take and post pics if someone asks

No.107243

post em

No.107244

noone asked so i didnt take any

No.107245

the great thing about having a pubestache is that you can smell your last meal long after eating it

No.107246

wouldnt know im a bbs wetshaver

No.107247

it just grows right back why waste the time more often than every 3 to 18 weeks

No.107248

its not a waste if you get something out of it thats why i make my bed every morning

No.107249

thats true maybe if i hadnt given up on being a human bean id find pleasure in things like that

No.107250

spend 4 hours trying to generate a good world now i dont feel like playing

No.107251

wasting today at a faster pace than most days

No.107252

there was a homeless guy sleeping in the hallway outside my apartment

No.107253

invite him in

No.107254

went to the store got blogs seasonings cookies and cat food

No.107255

uh mom is consistently punctual with my dipey changes never pissed out in the open like that

No.107256

tired as hell today all ive managed to do in like 8 hours is watch one ep

No.107257

had to stop drinking my energy drink and go lie down for a while the caffeine just isnt doing anything anymore its either time to detox or take some pills instead

No.107258

hungry gonno eat some tuna mayo sandviches

No.107259


No.107260

did a bit of cleaning

No.107261

took almost 2 hours to watch 24 minutes

No.107262

same took the trash out and did the dishes

No.107263

okay days NOT completely wasted tidied up some stuff thats been polluting my table for weeks and shaved

No.107264

bored as heck

No.107265

same might watch a movie later

No.107266

>>107248
what do you get out of making your bed

No.107267

libido is gone

No.107268

same but im still getting bones

No.107269

have had ed for two years now

No.107270

is it really even dysfunction if youre virg how could you tell

No.107271

wide awake now that its getting closer to bedtime guess ill watch that movie

No.107272

I find it kind of bussin, I find it kind of cap, the dreams in which I'm dying are the ones that kinda slap

No.107273

might have the chance to visit japan soon

No.107274

cant imagine doing that i can barely interact with other humans at the store

No.107275

ask them if theyre mad about hiroshima

No.107276

>>107274
are you retarded or mute

No.107277

NOT that guy but i am

No.107278

woke up mornin gents

No.107287

almost every time i do the house i follow the exact same routine so it doesnt bother me much anymore i get my blogs and my snacks and gtfo

No.107288

constipated

No.107289

>>107276
NOT that guy but im a little bit of both

No.107290


No.107291

tried to make a haircut appointment but it said estimated wait 107 minutes

No.107292

whats wrong with a neetcut

No.107293

mom got mad last time she said it looked bad and you need to go to a professional

No.107294

need a cut myself mightve done it today but i need my hair to cover the red lump on my head

No.107295

did NOT know hima was full of retards

No.107296


No.107297

one of the wheels on my shopping cart was sticky so kept needing to push harder unpredictably at weird angles and now my knee hurts

No.107298

hate when that happens

No.107299

watched forrest gump

No.107300

dont know how people live by themselves cooking and cleaning take so much time

No.107301

it dont take much time at all less you want it to

No.107302

been keeping things pretty clean overall lately id say ive scrubbed the bathroom at least three times or so in the past six months and ill sweep up every few weeks

No.107303

anxiety so strong i cant even shake it off actually frightened in the evenings

No.107304

whats to be scared about other than the past present and future

No.107305

mom has been pushing me relentlessly to move so finally signed a lease but now she wants me to cancel it because the place doesnt have in unit laundry

No.107306

same even when i think to myself that today i should at least try to play a game or do something i end up pushing it forward all day until its time to go to bed cant even do meaningless shite like that

No.107307

mom gets mad at me when i talk about moving out she wants me to stay forever i suppose

No.107308

moms never pressured me to move out probably because she hasnt yet managed to have a stable place to live herself despite buying her first house at 26 and having me at 35

No.107309

fired up zsnes

No.107310

had a nice multi hour rant that actually wasnt nice at all came close to mentioning that i have no plan but to rope a few times

No.107311

noticed holes in my underwear its also too tight everywhere but the crotch

No.107312

back in my apartment after 3 months at moms phew feels good

No.107313

never lived on my own bet i would like it but mom does a lot of stuff for me like give me money and wash my clothes and clean more often than every few years

No.107314

living alone sounds nicer than it actually is

No.107315

nah its great mom agrees im doing much better on my own too

No.107316

great mom

No.107317

jod and washed my lower body

No.107318

wash the rest too

No.107319

no im clean

No.107320

bought some macarons to celebrate

No.107321

pic

No.107322

got owned hard pc restarted itself for no reason

No.107323

sorry no pic

No.107324

changing things up today makin some tortelli

No.107325

going to stream again to unlock that quality selection option

No.107326

can you wait 25 minutes

No.107327


No.107328


No.107329

hell ya

No.107330

144p at last

No.107331

got it running 1080p but shrunk to less than half that size Please stick it in mee

No.107332

whose idea was it to hire a black shrink

No.107333

now now

No.107334

i just realized there are only 3 people on ghota

No.107335

you me and the neetblog

No.107336

everyone else left because they were tired of your whining and bullshit

No.107337

cant tell if you are talking about me or someone else besides me

No.107338


No.107339

>>107337
hes talking about you

No.107340

yes just loan some money from the bank dont think about where that money comes from

No.107341

whoa did you just sack a poc

No.107342

this is a no bullying zone

No.107343

>>107334
im here but i deserve to be killed and provide NOThing of value

No.107344

your life has value

No.107345

woke up just in time

No.107346

had to replace my keyboard batteries

No.107347

ive never seen a kit kat vending machine

No.107348


No.107349

neat little broadcast thank you

No.107350

its product placement paid by kitkat theyre soda machines

No.107351

>>107342
zip it retard

No.107352

hate the rudeguy

No.107353


No.107354

>>107335
four theres also me

No.107355

>>107353
rude pussy!

No.107356

time to game

No.107357

throat hurts

No.107358

cant wait for molyneuxs new game where you can do anything

No.107359

sausage burps

No.107360

hope everyones ready for tax season

No.107361

ya ready to NOT pay them like ive done every year since turning 18 because i havent made shit

No.107362

nice leech

No.107363

youre only a leech if the government gives you free stuff they havent given me anything but endless torture

No.107364

watched a movie guess ill snooze

No.107365

what about mom

No.107366

the government doesnt pay her to care for me

No.107367

blanket generates a lot of static it crackles when i move it around sometimes and i can see the sparks if the lights are off

No.107368

noticed from watching my 600lb life a lot of them have family members as paid carers getting pretty much a full time wage as well as disability income for themselves blimping out might solve your financial problems

No.107369

we already got a designated blob for the mansion

No.107370

>>107368
maybe ill try to get a credit card and max it out so i can drink soda during all my waking hours and eat 5 meals a day

No.107371

cyclones comin hima wish me luck

No.107372

glhf

No.107373

gonno cancerwave up a nice plastic container of instant noodles later it was on sale

No.107374

as for me i shall brush me tooth and snooze

No.107375

guess ill enjoy a large mug of joe

No.107376

gonno read mein kampf

No.107377

youve been reading my struggle daily for a long long time

No.107378

read my struggle by karl ove knausgaard last year it was pretty damned good

No.107379

the lack of normime and otaku culture in my life has hurt me mentally and made everything far worse when it largely occupied my entire day for weeks and years on end

No.107380

its gonna be a movie and blogs night

No.107381

i love anime i love manga i love jrpgs i love dempa i love sushi what can i say i simply love japan

No.107382

watchin dark water feelin that very same love

No.107383

stretched out me underpanties dont know why i didnt think to do that yesterday

No.107384

make sure mine are tight so people dont think if have a big penis

No.107385

theres no chance of anyone making that mistake

No.107386

my hyperweapon pierces the skies

No.107387

guess ill snooze hope tomorrows a better day compared to today

No.107388

finally got around to fixing my distro feels like ive accomplished something

No.107389

nice distromene

No.107390

omg i even took care of the profiles thats two things i did today im on a roll

No.107391

whatever dweebazoid

No.107392

Fuck you.

No.107393

4chan posting has been frozen for 9 hours now

No.107394

its ogre

No.107395

flip you linuxman

No.107396

hitler was right about everything

No.107397

but windblows 11 has ai assist now

No.107398

have you mates played system shock 2 before

No.107399

norm shock

No.107400

i have a cheap tens unit if that counts

No.107401

burned my tongue on the coffee great

No.107402

dont have that problem because i add lots of milk

No.107403

chuckle every time i come across flippinos on the internet with their posts that are half english and half meaningless gibberish

No.107404

wish i lived in southeast asia preferably malaysia but indonesia or the philippines would be fine too life there seems great if only my inhib was low enough to snag an indonesian cutie off okcupid like t or get a nice filipina fiancée like sean

No.107405

dont really care where i live as long as ive got basic amenities its NOT like i interact with the outside world that much

No.107406

made a fool of myself today

No.107407

they are the most powerful race on earth

No.107408

>>107404
the philippines is not okay its like mexico but much noisier and overflowing with literal garbage

No.107409

hed fit right in

No.107410

mom said i sound like steven wright i said i dont think thats a compliment

No.107411

heard that singapore is alright

No.107412

watched rambo 2

No.107413

woke up and im drinking a large mug of joe

No.107414

dont remember if i ever saw it

No.107415

wasnt as good as the first one

No.107416

only seen first blood and the mujahideen one

No.107417

thats a given

No.107418

the norms drew first blood

not me

No.107419

the sequel is also called first blood

No.107420

got no money at all and need to buy some stuff like a new pair of headphones etc but if i got a job id wake up work get back home and sleep from monday to friday and never use the things i want to buy so whats the point

No.107421

same had 500 big ones back at the start of june and spent the last of it between christmas and new years have NOThing to show for it except an extra usb hard drive enclosure the rest was on snacks and blogs

No.107422

ya whenever i manage to get some cash it slowly trickles down with extra grocery purchases and delivery food

No.107423

there are 3 police cars outside and one of the officers looked up at me through the window then he opened the door to the apartment complex

No.107424

theyre here for your stash

No.107425

never seen rambo

No.107426

are you talking about the 4 actually called rambo or the one everyone calls rambo but is actually called first blood

No.107427

was talking about first blood but ive never seen any of em

No.107428

fire it up

No.107429

had 3 sperms and a snooze

No.107430

cant remember the last time i spermed 3 times in a single day

No.107431

same its been ages

No.107432

same think the last time i did it was two or three days ago

No.107433

thought of a good way to force myself into watching a movie theres a bag of cancerwave popcorn in the cabinet

No.107434

cant sit still and eat and watch because i need to keep getting up to wash my hands put stuff away etc

No.107435

im prescribing a minimum of 72 fluid ounces of a central nervous system depressant

No.107436

alcohol kills brain cells

No.107437

im just nerfing myself i was to smart but lazy before now im just a drooling retard

No.107438

thinking about pilonidal cysts for the first time in a long while scratched the hell out of that area last night

No.107439

thats one of those areas i just cant keep my hands off of either Please stick it in mee

No.107440

dont know if i scratched because it itched or it itched because i scratched

No.107441

thats NOT ladylike

No.107442

im no lady

No.107443

if i dont start watching normime again for at least an hour a day by this summer im killing myself

No.107444

had that thought listening to the op of some seasonal mug making shite i dont care about but the statement remains true

No.107445

swapped to normga for my otaku media needs years ago and havent looked back

No.107446

used to NOT be to tard for that but i am now

No.107447

im still tard but i used to be tard too

No.107448

havent been around this place in some time is that pedo buddy still in jail

No.107449

i used to be a ghost

No.107450

dont know about any pedo buddy but the pedo caucasian man known as kenneth george boles is still incarcerated

No.107451

did a number 2 and lost 1.5lbs

No.107452

too bad he wasnt friendish

No.107453

the trans dont exist anymore

No.107454

lost a bunch of elo in pokemon showdown

No.107455

shitting bigly

No.107456

never used biglybt

No.107457

A producer of the hit Japanese anime film "Your Name." has been handed a four-year prison sentence on charges of committing obscene acts against minors.

Koichiro Ito was convicted of "violating laws on child prostitution and pornography" as well as non-consensual sex and the filming of indecent images, a Wakayama District Court spokesperson said on Monday.

Ito, one of the producers of the critically acclaimed 2016 film, was sentenced on Friday.

Regional broadcasters reported that Ito was accused of paying a 15-year-old girl ¥20,000 ($130) for sex in 2023, and demanding that another teenager take and send him explicit photos of herself.

No.107458

only 4 years? im booking a flight

No.107459

raid

No.107460

dont feel too good

No.107461

fire up your favourite legends of rocknroll mixtape

No.107462

i was listening to the thps ost earlier

No.107463

same but what else is new

No.107464

woke up hey

No.107465

same just didnt say i did

No.107466

need to be foreverial tiedup and delitized

No.107467

have quite a large collection of drawings of ladies tied up

No.107468

if a neet wakes and doesnt post does he make a sound

No.107469

>>107466
why thought you were doing well

No.107470

>>107467
how about posting a sampler

No.107471

napped for a bit it was alright

No.107472

im such a worthless retard cant even gaj as a walmart greeter im lower than the lowest

No.107473

youre actually NOT retarded enough for that they only want documented and tagged tards so that they can steal their checks and get tax write offs for hiring them

No.107474

welcome to walmart i love you

No.107475

i love you too

No.107476

ok what am i supposed to do then

No.107477

apply for the deli counter

No.107478

mom sent me a video from an instagram influencer and told me to watch it because you need a positive message

No.107479

who me

No.107480

no she called me you

No.107481

shut yo bitch ass up

No.107482

ate some raghead food mom got at the grocery store wasnt great gave myself heartburn adding a bunch of garlic and raw onion to it

No.107483

feelin quite livid right now

No.107484

do some breathing exercises

No.107485

no lets have a kenka

No.107486

the police are back

No.107487

reading that post made me start tardchuckling thinking about that webm

No.107488

thought about that webm as well but it was no chuckling matter

No.107489

are you guys talking about this one https://files.catbox.moe/we4thx.webm

No.107490

Please stick it in mee

No.107491

ya

No.107492

guess ill make a queso dilla in a bit

No.107493

this is the last time i will say my name
ive made mistakes but im not ashamed

No.107494

>>107470
wouldnt know where to start

No.107495

internorm went out for a while wasted about an hour troubleshooting just to make sure it wouldnt be my problem tomorrow even though it just came back on im gonno continue with my plans as if it was off namely watching

No.107496

bh about losing a couple hundred days of combined uptime though

No.107497

who gives a fuck about router uptime how about finding a girlfriend

No.107498

What's up?

No.107499

ive been waiting for one to knock on the front door since the last time the router was reset

No.107500

had a cuppa

No.107501

got my photo taken in a photobooth

No.107502

sippin my joe

No.107503

inaj

No.107504

mass deleting my social media profiles and messages tomorrow

No.107505

pls respond

No.107506


No.107507

feeling good today read a chapter of my book gonno go out driving with mom she needs to do some work related stuff gonno use this opportunity to grab a few blogs

No.107508

what book

No.107509

got a call from the cdc

No.107510

when do you start

No.107511

start what

No.107512

got a call from the fda

No.107513

got a call from the cia

No.107514

what for my call was asking me to participate in a nationwide survey

No.107515

nationwide survey of your ass

No.107516

The NIS are a group of phone surveys used to monitor vaccination coverage among children 19–35 months and teens 13–17 years, flu vaccinations for children 6 months–17 years, and COVID-19 vaccination for children and teens in eligible age groups and for adults 18 years and older. The surveys are sponsored and conducted by the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases (NCIRD) of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and authorized by the Public Health Service Act [Sections 306].

No.107517

>>107511
your job at the cdc

No.107518

ive already got my work cut out for me

No.107519

NOT feeling so hot also feeling a bit too hot

No.107520

feeling moderately hot

No.107521

im subhuman

No.107522


No.107523

took some asspirin still got a major headache

No.107524

>>107521
same and im making it everyones problem

No.107525

we need to leave humanity behind

No.107526

it left me behind

No.107527


No.107528

never Driven a manual

No.107529

whos manuel

No.107530

watched the raid 2

No.107531

woke up heya ghoty

No.107532

been meaning to watch the first one since it came out a few years ago

No.107533

uh few years ago

No.107534

indonesia sickens me

No.107535

gonno make a big pot of strokinoff

No.107536

pic

No.107537

nah i tarded out and forgot how to make it mom had to take over

No.107538

shat me trousers

No.107539

was out running then this car passed by me with a bunch of little girls and heard these weak pathetic moe cheering sounds but couldnt tell if it was from the car or my touhou fan music

No.107540

think im gonna try playing vtmb again

No.107541

totally tarding out rn

No.107542

bored need something good to game

No.107543

same

No.107544

just look around on gog for a random game and try it out

No.107545

i cant dont you understand

No.107546

no

No.107550

left my room to turn the thermostat down ended up getting distracted and tardrambling for an hour just sat down again and realized i forgot to do it

No.107551

read white noise and was left unsettled gonno drink

No.107552

never read but way ahead of you gonno make some bb.cue beans in a bit

No.107553

forgot they were on the stove luckily they didnt burn too bad

No.107554

havent woken up hungover with an apartment full of smoke in a while

No.107555


No.107556

cant believe thats how the average norm is spending their fridey and im just sitting here

No.107557

uh its saturdey

No.107558

the night ends once i snooze i havent yet thus its still fridey

No.107559

new slime 300 airing in under a month

No.107560

dont remind me its too depressing to think about knowing i wont be able to watch

No.107561

you cant watch because anime sucks

No.107562

nah its flipping epic and the lns are too

No.107563

>>107560
simply add it to your rss feed

No.107564

on coffee numero dos

No.107565

think ive given up on finishing that game its been too long now gonno have to restart again but probably NOT in anywhere from 3 months to 3 years

No.107566


No.107567

stupid bitch faggot

No.107568

do you mean me

No.107569

is everything here about you

No.107570

well im the only one here

No.107571

im not tard anymore

No.107572

mom said shes gonno clean my room

No.107573

danger danger

No.107574

passed out after a workout

No.107575

broke 159

No.107576

pic

No.107577

creep

No.107578

caught up on my seasonals

No.107579

spermed against my will but its for the best

No.107580

firetruck outside and theyre swarming around some smoke coming from a hole in the ground

No.107581

wait its actually coming from the building hoo boy glad im on this side of the street

No.107582

guess ill put clothes on just in case

No.107583


No.107584

brothers starting ivf with his wife

No.107585

i am the sword of my bone

No.107586

mom said she told all her friends about how my apartment still doesnt have a couch and the only furniture in the living room is a camping chair

No.107587

never owned my own couch whats the problem with that

No.107588

firetrucks are gone but several police still hanging around and the place looks pretty burnt on the inside although i cant really get a good look

No.107589

feeling cute today

No.107590

is it all gone

No.107591

>>107563
would if i could

No.107592

whats stopping you

No.107593

the same things that have stopped me from everything

No.107594

nows your chance to break free

No.107595

dont think so id need to drastically change things

No.107596

ya like your rss feed

No.107597

a show being added to it has NOT historically guaranteed ill watch the show within weeks or years

No.107598

thought we were done with rss feeds

No.107599

napped hard now i feel weird

No.107600

>>107597
ill make sure to post some screenies when it airs to remind you to watch

No.107601

watched a nice animovie

No.107602

only historical anime i watched was that one with three kingdoms characters as sexy ladies

No.107603

which three

No.107604


No.107605

caowei shuhan and wu

No.107606

>>107584
why didnt he just ask you to knock her up with your potent neet sperm

No.107607

and a ching chong to you too

No.107608

dont think my sperm count is very high

No.107609


No.107610

knew what that was before clicking but im NOT switching to boxers

No.107611

jod again

No.107612

my goal is to lose aNOTher 30lb

No.107613

need to gain 30 lb of muscle and become norm and make 300k starting sending 2 emails a week like everyone else does

No.107614

accidentally sliced off a big chunk of my fingernail while cutting onions

No.107615

pic

No.107616

feel like i finally found my ds charger a few months ago by accident and i havent been able to find it since

No.107617


No.107618

ordered burg fries coke (zero) milkshake

No.107619

die parentheticalnorm

No.107620

nn

No.107621

>>107604
is that drawing by regular touhou channel

No.107622

this charger is sending me into a rage because the most likely scenario is i thought i should put it in a safe place and did but then forgot where that is because i wasnt looking for it in the first place

No.107623

forgot its normlight savings luckily i never changed my clock last time

No.107624

think i got black mold on my wall

No.107625

ive got a bottle of clr mold and mildew spray on my floor for that very problem id loan it to you if i could

No.107626

156.6lb

No.107627

lost power

No.107628

you never had any power to begin with

No.107629

finally finished aria the avvenire

No.107630


No.107631

doing some housekeeping and by that i mean sorting through and cleaning up my videogame folders that have gotten spread across several drives

No.107632

my importance is so small that i may NOT be missed should i disappear

No.107633

i would miss you every day for the rest of my life

No.107634

emptying 497 gigs from my recycle bin

No.107635

guess ill game

No.107636


No.107637

tired but ive already had two cupsa coffee and based on how my chest feels having aNOTher wont help

No.107638

opened up some cheese i bought some months ago

No.107639

mom saw my figures and asked me to explain who youmu is

No.107640

i remember reading a really long story about a guy in love with youmu on one of the textboards many years ago but i havent been able to find it again

No.107641

feel the sunday rumbling time to test that imodium

No.107642

started a new game but its just been wordswordswords for hours now it has voice acting so i cant just speedread or i could but feel like i shouldnt because the voice actings NOT bad at all this is why i prefer games that dont have it in the first place

No.107643

nosebleed

No.107644

mom left and i dont have any food this is child abuse

No.107645

make yourself a dang quesadilla

No.107646

no wonder my skin keeps drying out thermostat says its 27% humidity inside

No.107647

eating my second bagel of the day

No.107648

hope it was made with lye

No.107649

havent gotten anything from the bakery in over a month

No.107650

had 230 grams of chocolate today

No.107651

cousin went on a solo surprise trip where her friend bought a ticket to a mystery destination and she didnt know it was to columbia until she got to the airport

No.107652

did she visit the smithsonian

No.107653

love watching the smithsonian channel

No.107654

got owned by the time change woke up later than i wanted to had cawfee later than i wanted to

No.107655

whats the rush

No.107656

extremely foul flatulence

No.107657

now ill be snoozing at least an hour later then waking up an hour later its a vicious cycle

No.107658

the boss is gonno be pissed

No.107659

she will be which is why i always try to be conscious before she gets home from work

No.107660

the boss

No.107661

got diarrhea craving something salty like pizza or chips but dont have anything fridge is nearly empty

No.107662

looked up the nutritional facts for panda express then closed the tab without ordering

No.107663

love some nice orange chicken with white rice

No.107664

stuck dogsitting at moms

No.107665

did i ever tell you how much i hate dogs

No.107666

why

No.107667

maybe but why dont you tell us again

No.107668

why why why

No.107669

im the migraine man i wish you all a pleasant headache and a happy nausea

No.107670

are you sure that isnt just the hangover

No.107671

sort of satisfied my craving by eating some grated parm with a spoon

No.107672

>>107665
are you chink

No.107673

but chinks love dog

No.107674

dinner is white rice and some old chicken sausage that mom found in the freezer

No.107675

stormwalked down yonder for beef and blogs

No.107676

what cut of bee

No.107677

e

No.107678

beef

No.107679

blade roast gonno dry brine then marinate that sucker for spicy beef and ri

No.107680

never heard of it before looks good

No.107681

did 6 pushups yesterday and 30 squats im feeling the burn gonno try for 15 and 50 tomorrow

No.107682

do your best big man

No.107683

watched cooking shows for 12 hours time to get drunk

No.107684

get any bright ideas from watching

No.107685

mainly just that i have no hope of beating bobby flay

No.107686

time to snooze

No.107687

used to watch boy meets grill as a lad but always like emeril more for kicking it up a notch what a beast

No.107690

>>107683
nice bored housewife

No.107691

i need to cum

No.107692

go ahead

No.107693

wouldve made a great housewife sigh maybe i can still become a house husband toa career lady

No.107694

no its spring time abstain coombrain

No.107695

househusbands arent for sex

No.107696

>>107693
thats the dream but the only people i know who have successfully done it are all old the feminazis probably took our opportunities to be drunk layabout andy capp type husbands away

No.107698

tooth is sore havent brushed in a bit

No.107699

brushy brushy

No.107700

>>107696
know two very tall autistic men our age who did it one married a southern heiress the other a fob chink

No.107701

wish i had chutzpah

No.107702

the daily shoah

No.107703

shalom!

No.107704

in a genocidal mood today

No.107705

the world outside is burning and im in here sperming

No.107706

afraid of my own mortality

No.107707

do you think the universe is afraid too

No.107708

binged

No.107709

normovie or jo

No.107710

game

No.107711

>>107700
wish i was tall and autistic

No.107712

its NOT that great

No.107713

love being autistic

No.107714

>>107712
you say that now but try being short and having whatever major malfunction i have

No.107715

id rather not

No.107716

running jdupes on my pixiv folder its been over 24 hours and its NOT even halfway done

No.107717

im downloader

No.107718


No.107722

awoke

No.107723

finna sleep

No.107724

same

No.107725

just got back from the store and prices are up to 50 cents per egg

No.107726

havent had eggs in weeks maybe months

No.107727

tinnitus acting up

No.107728

just buy actual chicken

No.107729

gonno play some warcraft 3

No.107730

preppin that beef

No.107732

gonno spank my meat

No.107733

wheres the link

No.107734

bought 36 eggs

No.107735

thats a lot of eggs

No.107736


No.107737

the time change is still flipping with my head and im becoming enraged

No.107738

glad theres no normlight savings here

No.107739

>>107636
that looks like owgirp

No.107740

no it doesnt

No.107741

guess ill darkshower then make a breakfast burrito

No.107742

careful when darkshowering

No.107743

theres a night light in there

No.107744

not really a darkshower then

No.107745

ended up skipping the burrito part and just et the filling by itself

No.107746

ate some candy too feeling calm

No.107747

candyass

No.107748

as for me i had a chicken melt

No.107749

gonno power down when i snooze in a bit something flipped up

No.107750

you should be doing that every time

No.107751

only every few weeks or when something goes wrong why stress my hard drives

No.107752

power down or sleep

No.107753

guess ill snooze

No.107754

snooze or power down

No.107755

>>107751
what about your electricity bill

No.107756

did it again

No.107757

dawn phew

No.107758

ate some tortelli with cheese and sausage

No.107759

>>107755
sounds like moms problem

No.107760

im moms problem too

No.107761

wonder how different my life would be if i had no problem interacting with people in new situations id be able to do all sorts of things like visit restaurants and see doctors

No.107762

maybe even visit japan

No.107763

or have sex

No.107764

sex is for henri only

No.107765

what about freak

No.107766

i am too autistic to have a certain degree of self awareness so im able to brute force my through these interactions with norms at a restaurant or whatever anyway its NOT that great you arent missing out on much i probably come off as incredibly weird janky and rude but idc what really helps is knowing that i have the ability to break their nose if one of these conversations takes a turn for the worse

No.107767

whats NOT great about that i by contrast have been cursed with a heightened sense of self awareness

No.107768

the experience of doing anything norms do isnt great thats what i meant all outside world entertainment that involves other people doesnt elicit any particular feeling in me except for being aware of the passage of time

No.107769

but i love walking around and talking to every person twice whenever i reach a new location in a jrpg

No.107770


No.107771

jdupes at 80%

No.107772

why cant we have blogs like >>11781 again

No.107773

what about it

No.107774

you mena clop threads

No.107775

there used to be moar

No.107776

unless youre referring to how the post rate was like 2x as it is now but thats because everyone is sick and tired of you know who

No.107777

im the last brony on ghost

No.107778

i sealed that dark past of mine long ago

No.107779

do you want to talk about it

No.107780

>>107776
hope it isnt me

No.107781

no its me

No.107782

>>107776
hope everyones still happy and healthy my rate has slowed but NOT by much

No.107783

what about all those hours on the weekend that im posting by myself

No.107784

can recognize some of my posts in that thread Please stick it in mee dont know if its the brain damage ive accumulated or losing the carefree innocence i had before one of the largest cortisol dumps of my life when the site went down and i thought everyone was lost forever but im missing the spark

No.107785

you just miss having images and embeds its okay sometimes i do too

No.107786


No.107787

women shouldnt fall asleep in front of strange men

No.107788

ya they should fall asleep in front of me instead

No.107789

havent been able to post like i used to since they locked him away sigh

No.107790

nice henricel

No.107791

i think he means a certain individual of questionable race

No.107792

>>107785
thats NOT what i meant

No.107793

NOThin questionable about it hes a white man

No.107794

i read between the lines

No.107795

>>107790
die otalad i barely even know who that is

No.107796

you read wrong

No.107797

youre in ota country now boy

No.107798

theres no need to be embarrassed

No.107799

got cheezits

No.107800

otanorms or as i like to say notarms

No.107801

made the mistake of breaking my no salty snacks streak with some cheese crackers the other day and spend all day today regretting it

No.107802

bring back snacks

No.107803

the snacker

No.107804

stabbing pain in chest and calf but my pulse oximeter said normal blood oxygen

No.107805

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1fYbyRsK6oQ
anyone wants to move in with me we can split rent

No.107806

how do you plan on affording rent and getting permanent resident status without a job

No.107807

guess ill jo and slam some cold ones

No.107808

alright done

No.107809

>>107806
pachinko and illegally

No.107810

pay rent illegally what are you fucking retarded

No.107811

wow rude much

No.107812

wish i could take my neetbux abroad

No.107813

you can

No.107814

sigh he wont be allowed to enter other countries once hes out

No.107815

thought about getting a passport once but saw you need a signed endorsement from a non related passport holder and gave up

No.107816

never going to use my passport probably

No.107817

i dont even like leaving my room why would i want to leave the country unless i was rich

No.107818

mom was bugging me about getting a passport a few years ago because the zog was making it illegal to fly without one or something i said theyre bringing the third world to me theres no need to travel

No.107819

renewing my visa tomorrow

No.107820

bought a nespresso machine

No.107821

cawfee is a drug and like all drugs youre a dumbflip if you try and elevate it into something its NOT just chug your spoonful of tasters choice with warm sink water and shut the flip up

No.107822

tried to quit normfee it gave me a migraine so strong its still echoing at me 3 days later

No.107823

lately when i wake up ive been staying in bed an extra hour or two compared to my default one or two and thinking about having a plumber in bed with me

No.107824

youre already robbing yourself of most of lifes richness by being a recluse do you really need to drink shitty coffee on top of that

No.107825

this is the year we score i can sense it

No.107826

>>107821
why NOT save money and just get a bottle of caffeine pills

No.107827

its NOT the caffeine its the act of sipping that gets me having said that decaf is repulsive but i dont know why

No.107828

>>107810
uh he said hed pay rent with pachinko earnings the illegal part was how hed stay in the country

No.107829

doubt you could even get the lease down without some sort of permit especially if its a gaikokujin i dont suppose any of you look decidedly japanese

No.107830

why NOT simply become an english teacher

No.107831

if you love japan why would you accelerate their globalisation

No.107832


No.107833

scary

No.107834

dreamt that i stole a crate of assault rifles from a van sigh

No.107835

>>107831
shrek 2 taught me that if you love her let her go simply leads to a life of regret and despair

No.107836

plenty of abandoned countryside houses a gaijin could occupy without notice

No.107837

409237 duplicate files (in 358066 sets), occupying 658021 MB
guess ill hardlink them all together

No.107838

pretty sure they dont have electricity or running water guess you could simply piss and shite in the forest but no pc or internet would be a bummer

No.107839

go in the mountains look for a village say youll work in the rice paddies for food if theyll let you stay in 5 years youll gain complete understanding of japanese build your own bamboo hut complete with tatami floors and paper walls and marry a nice 16yo bishojo

No.107840

there are no bishojo left in the sticks they all moved to the big city

No.107841

thats why you get them while theyre young

No.107842

16 isnt young thats old enough to bear and raise children

No.107843

one of the vas for this game acted in an anime i just watched too no wonder she sounded familiar

No.107844

pasted deliveryman dropped my package off at a store over 30 minutes away instead of following the instructions and leaving it at the door

No.107845

woke up showered need to make some coffee because mom drank it all

No.107846

hot coffee with mom

No.107847

had something delivered today too but the guy set it right at the door

No.107848

>>107826
i get at least 90 days out of a 14 dollar can and weve been over this lowering the amount of a substance i need to ingest to feel the same effects will lead to embarrassing myself and a health event

No.107849

pissed out me arse again

No.107850

havent done that in ages NOT since sunday

No.107851

gaming on normal mode but its too easy and theres no way to change the difficulty without restarting why do they do this

No.107852

thats your fault for being a norm playing norm

No.107853

my lifes purpose of impregnating a woman is not achievable

No.107854


No.107855

i was losing weight at a good pace so of course i had to spent the week binging and destroy my progress even though none of it tasted that good and in fact much of it left me feeling worse immediately after

No.107856

based

No.107857

woke up hi ghost

No.107858

hi

No.107859

its NOT based its cringe as they say

No.107860

>>107851
already play my life on nightmare difficulty cant understand wanting my leisure time to be that way too

No.107861


No.107862

my lifes purpose is instantaneously gratifying myself

No.107863

ya but were NOT supposed to be doing that

No.107864

took 25 mg of zoloft and im feeling awful

No.107865

love being a nazi

No.107866

what do you love about it

No.107867

why not live in korea

No.107868

whoops

No.107869

because i hate those disgusting nida roaches

No.107870

mom cant understand why im so sleepy

No.107871

bored

No.107872

stream

No.107873

ya id watch if someone fired one up

No.107874

not many games can be streamed without mic like text heavy ones for example

No.107875

good thing ive got eyeballs and can read english

No.107876

to think that a mere 1000 years ago the ability to read was paywalled

No.107877

people read at different speeds and if youre watching you might end up missing portions of the text and it can be very annoying just doesnt work

No.107878

just play an actual game and NOT a text adventure typing at 200 wpm

No.107879

shaved which i think was a mistake

No.107880

feeling awful after taking that ssri my jaw is clenching theres a metallic taste in my mouth and im nauseous how do people live like this

No.107881

didnt have any problems on lexapro

No.107882

didnt get the chance to shave today but trimmed my mustache with scissors shouldve done this a week or two ago

No.107883

wish i wouldve taken that ssri i was prescribed back in 2013 maybe theres a small chance i wouldve became normal

No.107884

>>107876
crazy how im wasting my ability to read on 4teen posts

No.107885

dont take that poison also youre supposed to take it for weeks before getting the so called good effects before that it makes you feel worse to the point where suicide stats spike in the first week of taking them

No.107886

>>107883
you are normal youre trapped on a sick and unnatural prison planet

No.107887

the key is to NOT sleep only then will you begin to understand

No.107888

done cracked

No.107889

havent cracked in months dont even crave it anymore although at some point i will and end up starting back all over like always

No.107890

youve earned it

No.107891

what did you replace it with

No.107892

gaming and watching

No.107893

guess ill try that

No.107894

im a gamer i game

No.107895

guess ill look for a vid to watch for a while

No.107896

how about firing up some anime instead of watching nakamatube slop

No.107897

if i could still watch anime dont you think id have been doing so for the last few years

No.107898

apparently NOT

No.107899

guess ill jo again and quit forever

No.107900

never played an atelier game just enjoy the art

No.107901

think i heard mom get up hope NOT theres a can of chef boyardee i got on sale with my name on it i was gonno eat

No.107902

played the ds one for a couple of hours its alright but nothing special

No.107903

just played my ds for the first time in at least 15 years couldnt believe how small the screen was compared to what i remembered

No.107904

>>107901
she was grabbed some american cheese slices and saltines just to have something

No.107905

i dont count playing a game for only a couple hours as actually playing it

No.107906

are you using the literal definition of a couple maybe he wasnt

No.107907

big bro came over we watched from beyond and woyzeck got drunk and ate pizza

No.107908

phew nice been meaning to watch the first one since i was a teen sounds like a grate night

No.107909

they really took the story and ran with it but it was pretty good it was made by the same director and had the same lead as the reanimator movies

No.107910

thats on the list too

No.107911

just how long is this list

No.107912

you dont wanna know

No.107913

mister lister

No.107914

went to the grocery store there was noone managing the register so i used self checkout but the option to pay with card was blurred out luckily i always carry cash but it came to one penny over a bill and it wouldnt take my cash at first just made really loud sounds tried again and it did but i had to juggle the change and my stuff as a line was building up behind me

No.107915

feeling nervous and enraged

No.107916

not yet prepared for when parents die i barely receive enough in tardbux to afford food for a month

No.107917


No.107918

if mom dies its over for me

No.107919

pausing my gaming to eat and watch

No.107920

splurged on some fancy organic pasta but it fell apart in the water and turned into a wet lump in the end

No.107921

you need to put salt in the water when you boil it

No.107922

i did in fact i normally dont so maybe thats the reason it fell apart are you trying to pull a fast one on me here because im on to you

No.107923

feeling fat

No.107924

you simply boiled it for too long then

No.107925

tired of your know it all act you know NOThing about me any my pasta

No.107926

hope it twasnt the lasta

No.107927

hate when a game forces me to play at the casino ya i sure love needing to play a hundred slow games of blackjack against a computer thats obviously cheating

No.107928

hit me

No.107929

i got a blackjack oh whats that you happened to get a blackjack at the same time too what a coincidence just like the last two times i got a blackjack

No.107930

found the trick which was to play poker instead of blackjack

No.107931


No.107932

sorry but im NOT watching that dont think itd be healthy for me

No.107933

too tard for poker sometimes i remember what to do sometimes i dont

No.107934

woke up thought about ladies and washed myself off time for a big ol mug of joe

No.107935

youre only supposed to cook fresh pasta for like 2 minutes

No.107936


No.107937

pepsi free

No.107938

bitch you aint no nerd

No.107939

neetcutted then boosted my test with a cold shower since the hot water system is damaged

No.107940

spaced out and accidentally bagged my stack of frozen dinners without scanning them but the self checkout didnt NOTice

No.107941

wonder if the guy who came up with that meme still has a good laugh about it now and then youre spiking your cortisol through the roof fool thats the opposite of what you want

No.107942

it wasnt by choice

No.107943

>>107940
phew nice thats always a good day

No.107944

cold showers are healthier because heated water didnt exist until very recently in human history

No.107945

oops left my door open while mom was gone she probably saw the can towers

No.107946

i dont care about human history before the discovery of fire which is also very recent if youre gonno play that game

No.107947

it was mostly just grug gets eaten by saber tooth cat or weird prehistoric sex paintings

No.107948

this guy thinks heating water is a new concept maybe ghosta is full of africans and indians

No.107949

worse he follows the teachings of a latvian

No.107950

am i still on ghota

No.107951

we all are

No.107952

i completely missed the point of that water heater talk

No.107953

drinkin the joe i made after waking up from the nap i just took

No.107954

his entire logic of no hot water being a reason to take a cold shower is flawed every time the hot waters been out i just boil pots of hot water on the stove and wipe meself down with a warm rag if its the summer and the powers out you can hang a trash bag up somewhere pour some water in let the sun heat it up then stab some holes and stand underneath

No.107955

its not very cold here and it was only a 30 second shower to wash off extra hair clippings

No.107956

oh

No.107957

guess that normfox certificate thing i got the popup about is today just gonno keep using what im using and see what breaks but download the new esr as a backup

No.107958

can squat almost 400 lb for 5 reps but sometimes i think about quitting weight lifting since even 3 times a week is a big time commitment besides i dont need to attract females if im already married but then i dont know what id spend my time on finally played arceus recently and after a few hours i realized i dont want to spend time on this grindy lameness and have it rot in an unused save later along with the living pokedexes i completed as a 20代bro

No.107959

glad youre havin fun

No.107960

guess ill crack until the raids over

No.107961

found out i had bad allergies a couple of years ago that explains why i would always get endless colds for weeks as a kid that made me skip so much school that everyone thought i was lying to not go which is true since i was doing that too but it probably started with being sick its also not my fault if i don't want to go to school with all the nt norms when i have undiagnosed asd

sigh parents failed me big time cant believe they failed to diagnose both those things and instead just treated me as a problem child that needs more punishment but is skating by from high iq

No.107962

i just do blogisthenics at home

No.107963

>>107960
freak owns you

No.107964

sounds just like the sickly girls from my anime

No.107965

gonno smoke a junt

No.107966

me neither

No.107967

had the forethought to put that can of spaghetti and neetballs in me room to eat cold moms on the couch again just finished bombing out the bathroom thats close to it unaware she was there oops

No.107968

bit of a headache going to sleep now oy asu me or whatever

No.107969

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dwOimV-qAqs
nice cozy house wonder if earthquakes are an issue in the area

No.107970

wonder if youve considered shutting the flip up

No.107971

no bullying

No.107972

love all you beautiful men

No.107973

more of a manbaby

No.107974

bios just loaded up default settings cmos battery officially dead after 15 years

No.107975

time to get that gaming laptop youve always wanted

No.107976

cant call myself a gamer

No.107977

need a nice alienware

No.107978

need a glock

No.107979

i dont own a clock but i have two watches because i lost one once then found it later after buying a replacement

No.107980

i want a retro radio alarm clock like the kind you see in groundhog day maybe one of these days ill finally order something from ebay

No.107981

need a gf with a gock

No.107982

never watched groundhog day

No.107983


No.107984

what an incredible coincidence how all the steam in that image is concentrated in the area around her rosy nipples

No.107985

quit staring creep

No.107986

woke up guys hows it going had a weird dream where a huge meteor was slowly falling directly on top of my house Please stick it in mee

No.107987

dreamed that i finally cleaned my toilet the other day but then i woke up and its still caked in dry liquid shit

No.107988

your brain is telling you to fix your life while theres still time

No.107989

my life is just fine

No.107990


No.107991

feeling fat again why am i like this

No.107992

you have binge eating disorder

No.107993

no i dont have any mental disorders

No.107994

woke up hows it sprangin hima

No.107995

stayed in bed for a while thinking about plumbers then made cawfee gonno make pizza tonight

No.107996

mama mia

No.107997

just brewed up a big mug

No.107998

had a frozen supermarket pizza earlier today it was alright

No.107999

saved like 600 gigs deduping my pixiv folder took the whole week to get it done since i had to run then rerun

No.108000

nice rockefeller having pizza for lunch

No.108001


No.108002

do you really need to hoard so much pornography

No.108003

its art

No.108004

and i wouldnt have to if those japs would stop tarding out and randomly removing posts or deleting their accounts

No.108006

>>107988
its too late for anyone here who hasnt already turned things around were all in our thirties

No.108007

excuses excuses its time to put your big boy pants on

No.108008

thers no turning around but theres a chance to tap the brakes before hitting a brick wall at 120 miles an hour thats why i play the lotto

No.108009

rainwandered

No.108010

>>108007
nah theres nothing i can do

No.108011


No.108012

im a 30 year old babyman that still lives with his parents in his childhood bedroom and goes outside wearing a hoodie and sweatpants like a teen and never worked a job or know how to work

No.108013

same but jeans instead of sweatpants

No.108014

same but shorts

No.108015

oh and i guess i moved from my childhood room to the basement shortly before becoming a neet

No.108016

try to dress like the rest of my demographic to blend in and make it seem when in public like theres a chance i spend my days doing something other than sitting in my chair rectanglestaring with my ripped sweatpants around my ankles its easiest in the cold months when i can hide how atrophied my twiglike appendages are with layers

No.108017

im yoked

No.108018

mom ordered pizza ate a bunch now im sippin some coke zero and relaxing a bit winding down after a full week of neeting

No.108019

had about 4 childhood bedrooms and 2 adult ones

No.108020

winding down from a decade of neeting with 6 tall ones

No.108021

thats too many

No.108022

i earned it

No.108023

that ye did

No.108024


No.108025

wow five hoops

No.108027

groan its stinkshaming season moms already giving me lip

No.108028

go take a shower its great

No.108029

take a shower you slob

No.108030

shut up

No.108031

the seasons almost over it just started

No.108032

wallstaring

No.108033

do you at least have any interesting things nailed to the wall or perhaps an unusual paint color mine are just white with smears of the last few summers worth of dead bugs on them

No.108034

pic

No.108035

cant think of anything more boring to take a pic of take a pencil draw a small line on a piece of paper then press your thumb to it and smear it thats all it looks like

No.108036

what a funny life it is

No.108037

pic now

No.108038

ill post it on mindhima once i snooze in a few moments

No.108039

sneezed then sneezed again

No.108040


No.108041

snazzled

No.108042

gaming

No.108043

nauseated

No.108044

clearing out aNOTher 260 or so gigs from my recycle bin also fixed the locations on some of my errored torrents its been a productive day

No.108045

no idea why i keep trying to like avocados

No.108046

normacados

No.108047


No.108048

hungry as flip but its my fasting day

No.108049

watching the new severance episode

No.108050

so hungry

No.108051

crazy that i had allergies my whole life and could barely function in school but mom never did or said anything and i had to grow up enough to figure out by myself that i needed antihistamines to live but by then it was already too late Please stick it in mee

No.108052

why do they call it fasting if a lack of food makes you sluggish and slow

No.108053

do normisthenics to forget about the hunger for a few hours

No.108054

77 degrees inside but i still feel cool

No.108055

rubbed some lotion in me skin

No.108056

it places the lotion in the basket

No.108057

a line from a game popped into my head and i wanted to listen to it again but nobodys posted a clip on youtube and i dont want it so badly id install the game and look for it it was just a passing whim but now its bothering me

No.108058

been drinking a lot of milk lately despite my intolerance of lactose

No.108059

be the one that clips it and posts on youtube for others suffering the same fate

No.108060

firefox just disabled my addons

No.108061

gave in and updated since i cant use normfox without tree tabs had to restart twice going from 94.0.2 to 127.0 to 136.0.1 didnt basically the same thing happen like six years ago kinda PREDICTABLE how so called free software still does its best to keep you in chains

No.108062

>>108060
uh oh is it happening i havent rebooted yet

No.108063

umm what os are you guys running all addons working fine on lunix

No.108064

the text renders worse now how the flip do they flip something so basic up

No.108065

w7

No.108066

woke up mornin mates

No.108067

tardlaughed at some normemes

No.108068

addons working fine in waterfox

No.108069

groan think i got it working but i had to uninstall then reinstall my extensions and it wiped all my settings why do they obfuscate the settings so much why cant i just drag and drop an extension settings file to overwrite the new one

No.108070

im using normfox and nothings different

No.108071

what version

No.108072

136.0.1

No.108073

nice retard

No.108074

some addons stopped working for me too a couple of days ago on librewolf

No.108075

NOT so libre then now is it

No.108076

oh wait im tard each extension has a button to export and import settings as their own file independent of the profile shite ok one or two restarts and ill be back in business

No.108077

gonno snooze

No.108078

you looze

No.108079

alright guess thats as good as its gonno get think ill jo for a while then start reopening all my tabs

No.108080

jod while choking myself again

No.108081

stop doing that

No.108082

got my clonazepam coffee and cig its gaming time

No.108083

told mom good night as she was leaving to go to the store instead of see you later because i picked the wrong preprogrammed response in my dialogue tree

No.108084

drinkin a mug and gamin myself

No.108085

a homeless guy slept in the stairwell just on the other side of the wall behind my bed and he kept coughing really loudly all night

No.108086

on version 115.21.0 meself

No.108087

>>108083
hate when that happens

No.108088

wasted my entire life thinking about how im wasting my life

No.108089

dumped a huge load

No.108090


No.108091

spent my life gaming wouldnt say it was a waste since i had fun

No.108092


No.108093

ames

No.108094

mesa

No.108095

phew napped for five hours now im cracking a nice spaten Please stick it in mee

No.108096

cant function well daily even to game because i keep worrying about my future even though i never do anything about it Please stick it in mee so i havent enjoyed my neetdom while still destroying my prospects for the past 10+ years

No.108097

hope its an optimator

No.108098

>>108096
same first NOTiced it really starting in 2017

No.108099

its the lager

No.108100

that does the trick too

No.108101

>>108096
sigh same

No.108102

sounds like its time to gaj

No.108103


No.108104

youll end up like robin williams

No.108106

saw people posting about that monkey movie

No.108107


No.108108

weighed myself lost weight despite binging on chocolate all week

No.108109

some say their body is a temple i treat mine like a portapotty

No.108110

we got pushed to page 2 hate when that happens

No.108111

i belong on page 222

No.108112

no you belong here on page 2

No.108113

dont make me mad

No.108114

if you hate it so much then just bump the thread

No.108115

im not a bumper

No.108117

broke my fast with some tortellini then chocolate with some 3.8% milk

No.108118

never heard of it why dont you just drink minimally pasteurized milk from a local farm or raw milk instead of being a hippie drinking this weird stuff with percentages and acronyms

No.108119

uh every first world grocery store sells milk in different percentages

No.108120

thats percentage of milk fat by the way

No.108121

i dont live in the first world i live in the united states ive just always seen it as visual noise and never understood what the point was

No.108122


No.108123

was more thinking of a pretty girl milking a cow

No.108124

too tired to even game

No.108125

dont have a cow man

No.108126

cow is a euphemism for a well endowed woman

No.108127

ay carumba

No.108128


No.108129

its standard now for isekai to portray the fantasy world as a game world with statuses and levels and skills and so forth but i dont know if ive ever actually played a game with an adventurers guild it must be an mmo thing NOT a normal rpg thing

No.108130

at the point where sitting down to game or to watch nime feels like work so instead i do chores or normisthenics or cook or watch cartoon japanese women

No.108131

have you considered becoming a butler

No.108132


No.108133

lost over 6.6k in the past month

No.108134

gonno take a few days off from jo

No.108135

saving up for a special occasion

No.108136

i need sex

No.108137


No.108138

i have no money no house no car no education no worth no goal no direction

No.108139


No.108140

i have come

No.108141

wonder how many game translators are jealous of writers that would explain why they cant content themselves with pointless localization they have to blatantly insert things that simply werent there in the original

No.108142

translating from japanese can be tricky because a lot of the information that makes up a sentence can be omitted which isnt the case in english it isnt a problem if you can think outside of your native languages structural patterns but for an average american they need everything chewed up for them in terminal cases even that doesnt help

No.108143

that would fall under translation or pointless localization which is NOT what i was talking about

No.108144

oh c- in english? its ok man

No.108145

raid

No.108146

now that ive cleared up some space im redownloading something that i had to delete according to qbittorrent i uploaded 1.821 terabytes when i still had the data but now i cant even reach 500 kilobytes a second bunch of leechers

No.108147

qbittnorrment has been pissing me the flip off lately

No.108148

why

No.108149

just is i dont know whats causing it

No.108150

causing what

No.108151

ate quite a bit of chocolate today gonno regret it tomorrow

No.108152

>>108102
what good will that do

No.108153


No.108154

>>108150
the download speed and performance to suck so hard that it angers me

No.108155

did you update or something why would it be any different than before

No.108156

ya but only because i had to reinstall everything i dont get it either

No.108157

sippin some coffee feeling alright today

No.108158

uh youre never supposed to download the latest client youve been on this planet for over 30 years you cant stay this helpless forever

No.108159

last i checked the latest version wasnt allowed on ab anyway

No.108160

gamed all day except when i wasnt

No.108161

havent signed into ab in close to 7 years probably cant anymore sigh

No.108162

woke up mornin ghoty

No.108163

donated like 5bux over a decade ago just for the donation perk of being immune to deactivation for inactivity that might be the only site ive ever donated to

No.108164

sigh shouldnt have thought about that or posted it also just listened to mom talk about me on the phone to a relative and say things like im worried and times running out

No.108165

is she planning a surprise birthday party for you

No.108166

you should tell her to stop being delusional and that it already ran out a while back

No.108167

havent watched lotr in like six to ten years i should rewatch

No.108168

might fire up vtmb dont know which clan to choose yet

No.108169

>>108167
how about reading the book

No.108170

too tard

No.108171


No.108172

thats a child you sick flip

No.108173

rara loves it

No.108174

im a sick flip i like a quick flip

No.108175

bought the extended edition blu rays on sale at some point and rewatched my theatrical edition blu ray of fellowship first to compare it to but then never did either because mom was working from home or because the bigger tv died and i felt the smaller one was a downgrade money well spent

No.108176

dont even own a bluray player

No.108177

have 3 only bought one intentionally the other two are the ps triple and the bloodborne machine

No.108178

was gonno stop joing forever but stressjod ill start tomorrow

No.108179

laid down in bed and had a big furious jo

No.108180

havent jod in 11 days trying to have a wet dream

No.108181

im hoping by NOT sperming i can become a motivated energetic young man and reverse hollowing

No.108182

its time we got some pussy

No.108183

thats for teens theres about a hundred other things i need to happen urgently thats so low on the list its NOT even on the list

No.108184

that could also mean its above everything on the list

No.108185

need to slurp a nice and plump sexy lady kitty thatd fix my mental retardation

No.108186

im starting to think i may be mentally disabled

No.108187

i mena im NOT getting money for it but maybe i should this cant just be laziness

No.108188

walked by a preschool or kindergarten aged girl on a tricycle she said hello and i said hello back

No.108189

nice daygamer

No.108190

she hasnt been shown the stranger danger type psa tapes in school yet hope everything was above board

No.108191

i have some type or tardism that stops me from leading a norm life but at the same time its not something that can be categorized as anything i dont think

No.108192

youd think wrong its the 21st century any behavior or quirk you can think of has an associated disorder or disease the friends made up to sell pills

No.108193

wish i was quirky

No.108194

me ive never had quark

No.108195

its st patricks hope youre all wearing green

No.108196

>

No.108197

feasted upon some tortellini filled with hyperprocessed meat with a whole ball of fresh mozarella two extra thick slices of butter and lots of grana padano

No.108199

having some celery with my fish and chips happy st patrix day

No.108200

nice hopeless romanticery

No.108202

itchy legs again

No.108203

>>108195
im too lazy to change my shirt

No.108204

get ready for a pinchin

No.108205

woke up time to feel good

No.108206

pinch this

No.108207

>░░▄░░░░░░░░░░▄▄██████▄▄░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄▄ GNFOS.VIP
>▄▄███▀░░░░░░▄██████████░░░░░░░░░░░░▀███ GNFOS.VIP
>░▀███▄░░░░░░▀█████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░████ GNFOS.VIP
>░▄███▀░░░░░░░█████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█▀▀▀ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░██░░░░░░░░░▀██████▄▄▄░░░░░░░░░██ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░▐█▄░░░░░░▄███████████░░░░░░▄██▀ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░▀██▄░░▄█████████████▄░░░░██▀ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░▀▀█████████████████▄▄██▀ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░▐███████████████▌ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░▐██████████████▀█▀ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░█▌░░▀████████▀░░█▄ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░█▀░░░░██████░░░░██▄ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░█▄░░░░░█████░░░░▐█ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░██▄░░░░▀███▌░░░░▐█ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░▀█▄░░░░░███▀░░░░▐█ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▄░░░░███▄░░░░██ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░▀▀▀░░░░░█▌ GNFOS.VIP
>░░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░██▄▄▄ GNFOS.VIP

No.108208

unaware when there is or isnt a younow wonder what mental illness trevor has

No.108209

but now youknow

No.108210

dont own any green clothing

No.108212

average himasugi poster reaction to greentext stories

No.108213

kinda hungry but theres nothing to eat

No.108214

having the opposite problem ate so much im bloated and falling asleep

No.108215

lucky

No.108216

>average himasugi poster reaction to greentext stories

No.108257

>lucky

No.108258

green

No.108259

>green

No.108260

guess ill crack

No.108261

wish i could crack

No.108262

whats stopping you

No.108263

dont have any at home and dont want to go out to buy

No.108264

wanted to buy some guinness once that guy reminded me what today was

No.108265

>its st patricks hope youre all wearing green

No.108266

reading vtm entries on the white wolf wiki

No.108267

never read or played downloaded the game years and years ago but never started it

No.108268

woke up with minor heartburn or NOT quite that maybe nausea and chest tightness shouldntve eaten that yesterday

No.108269

had a massive normxiety spike and came up with some ideas on how to be normal which will hopefully make my life easier

No.108270

care to share

No.108271

do you have it all figured out now

No.108272

>>108270
just gonno try to stop doing everything i like to do and replace most of what i do in a day with potentially beneficial routines so when the weeks and months and years fly by like they do at least theres a chance ill be better off

No.108273

a good one i thought of is waiting at least a few hours after i get up to even turn my monitor on

No.108274

crying dont leave me

No.108275

tried and failed to fix my schedule ill do it tomorrow and snooze instead

No.108276

simply stay up all night so tomorrow youll be tired early

No.108277

eatin choco purin

No.108278

worried about my dental health

No.108279

so go to a dentist

No.108280

first of all no second of all i was just at a dentist less than a year ago

No.108281


No.108282

entire face is sore as flip im in pain

No.108283

feasted

No.108284

ate a ball of fresh mozz

No.108285

havent been to a dentist in at least 13 years my teeth are probably flipped

No.108286

havent been to a dentist in at least 13 years my teeth are probably fucked

No.108287

took a nice shower used hair conditioner this time

No.108288

havent owned conditioner in years

No.108289

raise my eyebrows whenever im looking something up about a game and the bros on gamefaqs are talking about their multiple playthroughs like its something normal that everyone does when playing the game like ya im defiantly gonno spend 9001 hours playing dq7 five times to get the whole experience NOT

No.108290

feasted upon some tortellini filled with hyperprocessed meat with a whole ball of fresh mozarella two extra thick slices of butter and lots of grana padano

No.108291

i just did the same the other day

No.108292

>>108273
failed step one didnt know what else to do while i drink my cawfee and acclimate to being conscious

No.108293

i need to be hyperprocessed

No.108294


No.108295

only have a few real books NOT in storage and none of them are the kind id feel like cracking open with my eyes half open while im drinking breakfast as a kid this problem could be solved with a game related magazine i got from the library or a book of newspaper cartoons

No.108296

sounds like its time to head on down to the local public library

No.108297

youd think so

No.108298

or you could simply take those books out of storage

No.108299

snarfed down the bar of chocolate i was saving for later

No.108300

getting on a plane in a couple days gonno have to wake up before 4am

No.108301

woke up spermed and shaved

No.108302

nice free shaving lotion

No.108303

been drinking lots of milk think im rebuilding up a lactose tolerance NOT getting diarrhea anymore and even getting less gassy now

No.108304

fitness watch said reached a new lactate threshold

No.108305

guess ill go to the store with mom dont want to but those snacks and blogs arent gonno buy themselves

No.108306

its time to start creating healthy eating habits

No.108307

sipped some coffee gonno get some more feeling alright debating whether i should make a tremere or a toreador

No.108308


No.108309

you are going through a hard patch but self harm is not the answer

No.108310

>>108306
i did ended up buying ham and a tub of pickles instead of chips they were on sale but the best by date was today

No.108311

well you know what to do

No.108312

oh well

No.108313

failed at all those other routines and rules i decided on last night but i didnt jo yesterday and wont today i also filled a bag halfway with trash

No.108314

love you guys

No.108315

same

No.108316

>>108313
keep it up you can do it

No.108317

earlywoke feeling like shite and its my own fault

No.108318

NOT to worry thatll be me soon

No.108319

watching manlybadasshero

No.108320

every word in that post made me want you to die and now that i looked up what it means i want to be the one to do it

No.108321

is that a raid

No.108322

its some faguette normtube shite thats making me angry even from the thumbnails and vid titles so ya

No.108323

saw a sign on the way to the store earlier that said now hiring call this number if only it was that easy if i could get paid 20 an hour to go to a business a mile away and come home on lunch breaks and whatnot id be set

No.108325


No.108326

do those retards have some kind of a speech impediment what the flip are they saying

No.108327

>>108320
there were only two words and whats wrong with watching

No.108328

dont make me mad

No.108329

big bro came over we got flipped up and watched vertigo

No.108330

tried watching it as a kid when i was in my psycho phase and thought it sucked ive seen some of the earlier boring ones as an adult child and thought they were good maybe its time for a rewatch

No.108331

ive noticed mom has been whispering lately when she talks about me to relatives on the phone

No.108332

theyre sending you back to the mental asylum

No.108333

got this weird thing where my nail cuticles sometimes itch a lot and or recede without me doing anything

No.108334

>>108332
never been never will

No.108335

need that matsuri yashiro cherry boy clip but its been removed from the tube

No.108336

30 yo fairy

No.108337

watched an anime where a bunch of fairies turned into elves and were in love with the protagonist

No.108338

changed my bedsheet

No.108339

only do that every other week

No.108340

more often than me gone years without changing before but ive made a resolution to change every month or two now

No.108341


No.108342

love it when they look afraid

No.108343

is that fear

No.108344

id save her

No.108345

what if she doesnt want to be saved

No.108346


No.108347

watching NOT wish fulfillment isekai

No.108348

shaved

No.108349

dry lips bothering me

No.108350

want to game but also want to go to bed early meaning id only be able to get at most like 5 hours of gaming in which would leave me at an awkward spot

No.108351

also feeling completely wide awake despite being dead tired all day for the past several days meaning i probably wont be able to snooze early anyway

No.108352

dry lip has even spread to my nose its itchy on the inside and out

No.108353


No.108354

a fine selection of broads yes indeed

No.108355

>>108353
phew hello ladies are you looking for a neet gentleman to spend the evening with

No.108356

those are reserved for henri

No.108357

henris gone he was brutally slain by the maniacal oat man hes never coming back

No.108358

make sure to log into jps every now and then but every time i do i get nervous that maybe my accounts finally been deleted

No.108359

uh do they delete it or just lock it until you message them on aim

No.108360

i dont know it hasnt been locked before

No.108361

feeling lonely and afraid

No.108362

mom washes my sheets about once per season

No.108363

new season gonno air soon

No.108364


No.108365

woke up mornin chaps hope everyones doing well

No.108366

im NOT

No.108367

been waiting to shite me guts out and its finally happening

No.108368

just NOTiced a weird patch of hair on my back

No.108369

ah i see its gonno be another flatulence night

No.108370

>>108362
thats manbaby abuse

No.108371

>>108353
mindblowing that i couldve experienced this in real life if i had been born tall and with a handsome face

No.108372

going on an adventure tomorrow set my alarm for 3am

No.108373

>>108371
you were supposed to realize that without those things you just need to get rich

No.108374

painfully aware i need to be rich gonno buy some lottery tickets this week

No.108375

watching aris when did his beard get so grey

No.108376

hey uh thanks toshi yucky for five dollars i really appreciate it

No.108377

gonna feast up some curry

No.108378

curry or kare

No.108379

had cawfee yesterday and was flipping out all day had a normergy drink today and feel better but im still buzzing 6 hours later

No.108380

wish i got a buzz from normffeine still instead of just feeling a little more awake at best and still feeling tired but with a tight chest at worst

No.108381


No.108382

roiding hard

No.108383

my adventure has begun made it to the train station early and just my luck the platform has zero seats NOT even one

No.108384

lots of drama in the family unc drinks all day every day and has been a neet for the past thirty five years and aunt keeps complaining and today he slipped while drunk and hit his head but hes fine and she just left him by himself after and went to the gym and that did not sit well with mom

No.108385

so how come youre cel and hes NOT

No.108386

inhib

No.108387

on a train

No.108388

>>108386
time to put yourself out there

No.108389

working my way up to that

No.108390

it really is just something youre born with or you arent all of my uncs were like that and had no problem getting married multiple times or having kids

No.108391

havent seen my uncle since my aunt died i was never invited to a funeral either

No.108392

made it to the next station

No.108393

the last time i was on a train was around normsmas 2013 in a different state

No.108394

last time i was on a train was right now and its much nicer than the last one

No.108396

at the airport next stop security

No.108397

done edged too long now im in discomfort

No.108398

nice edgelord

No.108399

getting too damn old for this shite feels like ive been punched in the kidneys

No.108400

its time to turn over a new leaf

No.108401

wish i could hug you guys

No.108402

arm and groin are in agony remind me of this next time i start up with nojo nonsense also remind me no normergy drinks after noon

No.108403

just gonno sperm to get it over with and snooze hurts too much

No.108404

im too bony

No.108405

pnig will be deported for being black and pedo sigh its over

No.108406

i will save him

No.108407

do NOT worry seki is coming to save us

No.108408

you either jo or nojo dont edge

No.108409

i recommend playing todays wordle Please stick it in mee

No.108410

feasted upon some tortellini filled with hyperprocessed meat with a whole ball of fresh mozarella two extra thick slices of butter and lots of grana padano

No.108411

starting to think this whole no sleep meme isnt all that good for you

No.108412


No.108413

>>108409
I am an incomparable homoooo

No.108414

cringe

No.108415

>>108409
Please stick it in mee got it in two

No.108416

didnt snooze well but im edging again

No.108417


No.108418

made it to the next airport and they let me in the country just one more to go

No.108419

havent been on a plane for 4 presidential administrations

No.108420

sigh ron paul

No.108421

al gore

No.108422

woke up now im greeting my ghostbros

No.108423

never been on a plane or a train

No.108424

never driven a truck before

No.108425

same

No.108426

loved excite trucks

No.108427

feels like a fridey dont know why

No.108428

is it the twelve blogs in your system

No.108429

no those are waiting coldly in the fridge for late at night

No.108430

treated myself to some raisin canes it was okay but NOT worth the premium over grocery store tenders

No.108431

ive been coming to terms with the fact that i might be autistic

No.108432

how does that make you feel

No.108433

get a feeling so complicated

No.108434

>>108431
same but replace autistic with retarded

No.108435

mom got burger kang hadnt eaten in 24 hours can barely move now

No.108436

wish i wouldve gotten that burger kang job back when my mom suggested it when i was 14

No.108437

that would have been illegal

No.108438

deleted the vm thats it im never touching my bone again NOT even to piss or in the shower

No.108439

cracked wonder how much hima contributed to me being memed into this life

No.108440

woke up nothing to eat oh well guess ill have to order food with moms card Please stick it in mee

No.108441

probably wasnt a good influence but if i was doomed to be a demented loser im glad ive been having fun with you all for this long

No.108442

the enablers

No.108443

>>108441
Please stick it in meee same

No.108444

guess ill start cracking meself heres to many more

No.108445

years with my bros i mena

No.108446

cheers

No.108447

ive had something in my eye all day and its enraging me

No.108448

you werent supposed to fall for the 30 year old neet living with mom meme it was just a joke

No.108449

why not

No.108450

jokes are supposed to be funny

No.108451

laughing

No.108452

need new headphones thing im gonno grab a dac dongle and a pair of sundaras

No.108453

sounds like a good choice

No.108454

got a dongle for you right here

No.108455

>>108451
same but its a centralized laughter in my own head as i open my mouth and breath out like im laughing but dont make any sounds

No.108456

the mouthbreather

No.108457

so atrophied i have muscle soreness from picking up a box yesterday weighing less than 70 pounds for less than two minutes

No.108458

hard to believe only a mere uh 16 years ago i was a twig able to carry a 27 inch tv and my mattress up two flights of stairs by myself

No.108459

im shredded

No.108460


No.108461

used to be able to happily spend a hundred hours doing stuff like rewatching seinfeld wonder why i cant anymore

No.108462

always just watched with mom for the last like 29 years once she got the dvd set we basically started watching the whole thing in order every year or two

No.108463

love watching shows about rich friends

No.108464

cant give an objective opinion because i was watching it as a toddler

No.108465

same with buffcoat and beaver but mom raged at unc for letting me watch

No.108468

ate a sleeve of ritz

No.108469

used to do that a lot

No.108470

think theres two more left in the box if you want some

No.108471

never got around to watching a boy and his blog hesistant to do so in case i experience regret at NOT seeing it when i meant to

No.108472

i need to cum help me

No.108473

guess ill snooze

No.108474

havent played a boy and his blog either but i remember it looking cool when i read about it in nintendo power

No.108475

think the mcdonalds girl didnt clean the machine very well because my mango pineapple smoothie kinda tastes like coffee

No.108476

im thinking something like 4 pork chops spaghetti with some maasdam cheese chinjao rosu and an egg

No.108477

too much

No.108478

watching severance season 2 finale

No.108479

feasted upon some tortellini filled with hyperprocessed meat with a whole ball of fresh mozarella two extra thick slices of butter and lots of grana padano

No.108480

might fire up whonix

No.108481

i make my own smoothies its a good way to consume milk that you cant think of a use for

No.108482

earlywoke

No.108483

mom got a bonus from work and asked me if i wanted to buy something been thinking for hours but cant think of a single thing that i need

No.108484

hollow body point 5 sets 35 seconds each

No.108485

>>108474
too young for that but read about the remake as a teen think i even have that issue in this room somewhere

No.108486

im probably remembering a remake too

No.108487

>>108480
youre playing a dangerous game

No.108488

have a blister on my bone gonno just jo to get it out of my system then try to let it heal starting tomorrow

No.108489

feasted upon some tortellini filled with hyperprocessed meat with a whole ball of fresh mozarella two extra thick slices of butter and lots of grana padano

No.108490

NOT sure what about that sentence triggered this norms repetition autism but now that im reading it again i can say i also had pasta for dinner

No.108491

what kind

No.108492

love being norm

No.108493

the norms are more afraid of us than we are of them

No.108494

>>108491
angel hair

No.108495

im back to eatin nothin but curry

No.108496


No.108497

beef massaman

No.108498

gonna become a lady

No.108499

what game are you gonno speedrun first

No.108500

mom caught me watching dance moms

No.108501

woke up spermed now im gonno lightshower and check if theres something to eat

No.108502

got plenty to eat but none of its easy to cook

No.108503

oh flip mom ordered pizza while i was asleep gonno reheat the leftovers Please stick it in mee lucky

No.108504

managed to game somethin nice if i keep having fun with it may even stream

No.108505

>>108503
hope youre planning to reheat it in a pan then put the pan under the broil for the toppings

No.108506

almond snack

No.108507

reheating takes too long got used to eating cold pizza so i could sneak it to my room without mom seeing me

No.108508

thats why i do it after she goes to bed but cold is good too

No.108509


No.108510

woke up umajod

No.108511

you cant just wake up and jo to drawings what about your tps reports and 401k

No.108512

oh wait i forgot the posts show the english names of the days didnt realize it was saturday

No.108513

im on a business trip

No.108514

played ys i for hours then watched enter the dragon seems like my neet vigour has been restored

No.108515

both of those have been on the list

No.108516

this list of yours must be very long

No.108517

youve got that straight

No.108518

think i blogged about ragequitting ys NOT so long ago hope you fare better than me

No.108519

dimshowered and changed me sheets

No.108520

thinking instead of watching virtubers all day i should do something

No.108521

it never amounts to anything

No.108522

think by jungian terms im whats known as possessed by its shadow like to think that instead over the years little by little i became one with my shadow and that leads to a more authentic life

No.108523

only ever knew one guy retarded enough to watch that shite hes eligible for parole in 2036

No.108524

think i put my sleeping sweatshirt in the laundry basket and screwed myself im shivering

No.108525


No.108526

chose to dirty aNOTher shirt guess ill snooze

No.108527

>>108505
i airfryed it for 5 minutes

No.108528

meant to nap but accidentally passed out for 3 hours

No.108529

cant nap for less than six hours so i dont

No.108530

woke up and im makin some joe

No.108531

been awake for 5 hours but just spent the time rambling to mom didnt even have cawfee

No.108532

rode to the mall and paid $73 for some oversized jeans and got a philly cheesesteak then i got home and did laundry and cleaned my domicile while listening to music

No.108534

wish i could ramble for hours i mean technically i guess i can but only when im talking to myself if theres another person around my mind goes blank

No.108535

might go get some liquor

No.108536

had a frozen supreme pizza and half a bottle of cream soda for dinner

No.108537

NOT sure what about that sentence triggered this norms repetition autism but now that im reading it again i can say i also had pasta for dinner

No.108538

im back with that liquor and some sugarless vanilla coke gonna enjoy some mixed drinks

No.108539

ive never even seen vanilla coke zero they dont sell barqs or pibb extra around here either i think the beaners and buddies in this region dont drink any of those

No.108540

only learned recently pibb was a dr pepper knockoff havent seen it in at least a decade but it used to be there in the background same with all other kinds of junkfood never took advantage of the variety

No.108541

duck p

No.108542

finished ys i damned good game guess ill watch martial arts movies

No.108543

gimme a tab

No.108544

all this computer hacking is making me thirsty

No.108545

made egg salad

No.108546

sat wrong and now got asspain

No.108547

had some choccy milk with sausage bread

No.108548

wish i could be an astronaut seems fun

No.108549

seems like youre spying on me

No.108550

take your protein pills and put your helmet on

No.108551

i dont want to kill myself

No.108552

might be time to the pubestache to go ive been noticing more food getting stuck in it lately and ive been chewing hairs off accidentally

No.108553

for it to go i mena

No.108554

theres a height limit

No.108555

try to always wear my boots in public so im at least 5'10

No.108556

youre NOT a real man if youre under 180cm

No.108557

thank you for letting me know on the hidden board of a spinoff which is itself at this point essentially a spinoff of aNOTher spinoff of an archive of a board that hasnt been relevant to any of us in a decade that im NOT a real man for a second i thought i was

No.108558

well you arent

No.108559

uh haha

No.108560

havent done anything in so long that im losing the ability to remember how to do things

No.108561

siko siko

No.108562

im manbaby

No.108563

having chicken and oven baked taters with some fresh celery and stir fried bell peppers and bamboo sprouts green onion present

No.108564

cracked a cold one with unc hes doing ok

No.108565

im baby

No.108566

woke up hey guys

No.108567

>>108559
sorry that was rude of me i was just having a bit of fun

No.108568

mom just died

No.108569

what are you gonna do

No.108570

uh oh

No.108571

tardchuckling at funny pictures on 4chan again

No.108572

post some

No.108573

no

No.108574

crying

No.108575

had a big sperm and washed off

No.108576

guess ill jerk it to custom udon

No.108577

dont google that its freakin sick

No.108578

its pnig approved

No.108579

girl i sat next to in 5th grade and 9th grade ive been estalking has been posting about holos and drew fuwamoco wonder if i got found out

No.108580

shes sending you signals

No.108581

went for a neetwalk

No.108582

jod to a nice ankk jav

No.108583

woke up hey

No.108584

you cant wake up now im about to snooze

No.108585

im gonna watch survivor for another few hours first

No.108587

wish i could hug you guys and never let you go

No.108588

dont touch me

No.108589

sigh 4095

No.108590

im too skinnyfat

No.108591

pic

No.108592

nah

No.108593

it took me 2 hours to clean the stovetop the refrigerator most surfaces in the kitchen the bathtub and the sink

No.108594

feels nice to have everything clean so you dont have to think about it

No.108595

headed to the airport

No.108596

my flight is in 3 days

No.108597

new ross

No.108598

hope its a nice thai trip

No.108599

its work related flying is gay

No.108600

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.108601

you already said that

No.108602

had me some bojangles

No.108603

love how everybody on ghosta haj but pretends to be a neet just to make fun of me

No.108604

love pretending to be neet to make fun of retards

No.108605

love being retarded so norms can make fun of me behind my back

No.108606

you fell for the meme

No.108607

woke up showered and shaved hey chaps

No.108608

die chap

No.108609

feasted upon some tortellini filled with hyperprocessed meat with a whole ball of fresh mozarella two extra thick slices of butter and lots of grana padano

No.108610

didnt post or read yesterday for the first time in a year forgot the vpn was expiring got some stuff done but NOT much mainly spent the day seeing how many pornographic images i could fit evenly into my screen resolution by shrinking and expanding them

No.108611

read and sighed

No.108612

crying youre gonno forget about us at this rate

No.108613

still got 135 days on my mullvad account

No.108614

im hearing some sort of weird droning sound and i dont know where its coming from

No.108615

it might be a strange reverb originating from my computer i hope it goes away when i turn it off its really unnerving

No.108616

make sure your cables arent touching each other

No.108617

phew the creepy ambience is gone i was starting to freak thinking it was my new prescription

No.108618

maybe its the cia beaming your brain with headache waves

No.108619

maybe your right ive had a migraine since >>107669

No.108620

when that happens its normally just my fridge

No.108621

its probably part of the case vibrating

No.108622

beautiful rainy day ghoty

No.108623


No.108624

same or same

No.108625

im the other neet on ghota

No.108626

thats NOT gonno last long now that moms gone

No.108627

i still have my mom

No.108628

never pretended to be neet simply never posted about school or work because workblogging was against the rules

No.108629

it was only against the rules during the seki years

No.108630

die wagenorms

No.108631

bored but dont feel like doing anything methinks i may quaff the contents of some aluminum cans filled with corn syrup yeast and water

No.108632

wish i wouldve tried more stuff and failed as a kid rather than just trying nothing and failing by default

No.108633

feasted on lamb

No.108634

tarded out and failed at everything i ever tried good thing these first couple decades have just been practice and the real thing probably starts soon

No.108635

>>108631
whiskey comes in cans now huh

No.108636

just forgot an ingredient or two

No.108637

showered changed my sheet and made a pair of cheese toasts

No.108638

cleaned my shitter gonno vacuum up the place and wash the hardwood floors

No.108639

woke up gonno take this opportunity to lojo

No.108640

still occasionally get mindblown remembering that a western fantasy novel i read as a shota somehow got an anime adaptation

No.108641

care to name it ive been butthurt about a few of those but they werent anime adaptations they were movies or adaptations of anime

No.108642

>>108630
im salaried

No.108643

no one cares teen youre on the wrong subform try /gay/

No.108644

gonna guess he means deltora quest i read those too

No.108645

ya it was deltora quest

No.108646


No.108647

never heard of it the first thing i thought of was artemis fowl

No.108648

never read i thought that was a kids detective series

No.108649

im in pain i think ive caught something

No.108650

weird pain in my thigh like a sore muscle but havent exercised recently and the pain has been climbing up my leg over the past few days

No.108651

i should take a shower my skin feels itchy

No.108652

ill scratch your back if you scratch mine

No.108653

scratch your butthole

No.108654

eatin choco purin

No.108655

stop eating feces

No.108656


No.108657

purin purin giga purin

No.108658


No.108659

woke up feelin good today

No.108660

had a thought that the therapy program in what about bob is what i should be trying to follow day to day i need to take baby steps

No.108661

brewin up a large mug

No.108662

theres no maybe about it anymore im sick alright

No.108663

feeling angry

No.108664

>>108662
blankie

No.108665

ate tunamayo sando now i snooze

No.108666


No.108667

gained over 5lb in a week hope its just water weight

No.108668

feasted upon some tortellini filled with hyperprocessed meat with a whole ball of fresh mozarella two extra thick slices of butter and lots of grana padano

No.108669

simmering up some lamb curry

No.108670


No.108671

NOT sure what about that sentence triggered this norms repetition autism but now that im reading it again i can say i also had pasta for dinner

No.108672

guess ill fire up some burgs wanted to use the grill but im too lazy

No.108673

got more out of my dinner than i did

No.108674

wish seki was here so we could grill burgs together

No.108675

whos to say hes NOT

No.108676

remember this one time posted about how wondered what d-san was doing these days and somebody replied with a screenshot of a text chat where he said he was about to go out to a restaurant with friends

No.108677

a norm participating in normal activities with other norms what are the odds

No.108678

wonder why i didnt become a norm

No.108679

got postblocked on discord for two days because i made a joke about being a gay pedo

No.108680

guess ill jo for a while

No.108681

havent jod in weeks still havent had that wet dream yet

No.108682

my urology appointment is next week

No.108683

sigh NOT looking forward to the bph diagnosis

No.108684

had the horrifying realization trying to help mom with her taxes that i understand it better than she does even though im a permaneet and shes been working for probably 50 years

No.108685

neetwalked along the river in the rain

No.108686

tarded out and spilled something that shorted out the trackpad

No.108687

cracked the wine and watched phantasm

No.108688

damned good movie watched it for the first time a few years ago with mom

No.108689

woke up hello

No.108690

mom said i could eat the rest of the girl scout cookies she bought 20 years ago the packaging was the size of a carton of cigarettes now it looks like a container of chicken broth

No.108691

>>108684
maybe you can help with mine

No.108692

i also know about taxes and accounting way more than mom and probably the average person thats just the reality we live in norms lack the capacity to understand how things work in a logical manner

No.108693

watched the accountant the other day it was okay

No.108694

>>108692
nice spock and or data

No.108695

>>108691
if youre norm enough to have to file them sure ill do them incorrectly to get you audited and put in a cage but the only reason i know anything about money is decades of suffering under mom being a complete retard with it

No.108696

rude how is anyone gonno save up for the mansion if youre like that

No.108697

im highly illogical

No.108698

through delusional fantasy and hoping to get a big inheritance or get lucky gambling thats the neet way

No.108699

need money to gamble

No.108700

watched that anime about a neet who worked hard in order to become a super neet it wasnt particularly good

No.108701

finished reading slime 300 volume 13 cant wait for the new season only 10 days left

No.108702

unfortunately doesnt look like itll get to wynona i dont remember when she was introduced but she isnt in any of the s2 art thats been released and i highly doubt therell be an s3

No.108703


No.108704

slept six hours at some food slept eight or nine more hours feeling quite a bit better now throat is still a little sore

No.108705

ate some gnocchi stuffed with some kind of cheese and garlic

No.108706

got a haircut

No.108707

planning to get one of those soon myself and by get i mean give myself one in the bathroom

No.108708

my body is a machine that turn cortisol into despair

No.108709

what is that like the stuff on your fingernails

No.108710

feeling a bit nervous myself

No.108711

went to costco with mom and i convinced her to buy me a 25 pound bag of the kirkland thai jasmine rice so i can be a test subject and try it out so she doesnt have to its 18 dollars vs 32 dollars for the asian best mila grossa stuff that is superb i guess in 6-7 hours ill make a bit of it

No.108712

uh thai jasmine rice youve made a huge mistake

No.108713

feel close to exploding

No.108714

you should rush to the bathroom

No.108715

i was just there but its just gas so far

No.108716

Are you REAL ID ready? On May 7, 2025, U.S. travelers must be REAL ID compliant to board domestic flights and access certain federal facilities.

No.108717

>>108712
whats your go to rice

No.108718

calrose

No.108719


No.108720

the norms did this to us

No.108721

never intentionally shoplifted although i can remember a couple occasions where i didnt correct the cashier for missing something and one occasion where i bought several of a thin item and didnt NOTice two stuck together while scanning them at the checkout id say my karma balances out from the times ive been overcharged and didnt NOTice till later

No.108722

got extra change once and went back to give it to the cashier

No.108723

the goody two shoes

No.108724

nearly out of food still hungry though ive already eaten far too much today the closest grocer is closed anyway so theres NOT much i can do

No.108725

hungry isnt quite accurate im quite full too

No.108726

hey hima woke up just now

No.108727

whats hima

No.108728

drank an extra large cup of choco milk

No.108729

drank a normergy drink its currently unclear if itll help me get anything done today

No.108730

calm down doublespace

No.108731

nailbit

No.108732

fridge is empty but for whats left of a block of butter

No.108733

nose hurts

No.108734

simmerin up some curry

No.108735

pic

No.108736


No.108737

sigh

No.108738

Drove to the emergency room but just sat in my car in the parking lot for 10 minutes then went home

No.108739

whats the emergency

No.108740

burning pain in my thigh has been getting worse over the past few days and now feeling lightheaded and my pulse oximeter read 93% blood oxygen but then it went back up to 95% so maybe its fine

No.108741

sending my thoughts and prayers

No.108742

youre supposed to go to urgent care for that NOT the emergency room

No.108743

never been to the emergency room well actually i mightve gone once as a kid dont know if that was though an emergency room or if mom was just able to get a quick appointment

No.108744

same

No.108745

you need an ultrasound it could be a blood clot

No.108746


No.108747

made some random coffee i got for $2 at the grocery store because some guy ground it all up at the self serve grinder and then didnt pay for it and the stockers didnt know what kind it was but my well attuned nose recognizes a french roast

No.108748

>>108746
phew nice fish

No.108749

>>108747
id assume the employees had tampered with it or something and thought i looked like an easy mark one time a guy at a gas station deli i went to most days had a milkshake on the counter and said i could have it because the person who asked for it changed their mind or forgot it or sonething and i said i was allergic to sonething in it and stopped going in

No.108750

ate pudding cup

No.108751

bored guess ill try to watch a movie

No.108752

napped gonne read for a while then maybe watch one too

No.108753


No.108754

didnt watch after all guess ill snooze dont know why i cant id watch movies day or night rain or shine as a teen sometimes multiple in a day

No.108755

how about firing up some anime instead its perfect timing the new season starts in like a week

No.108756

Student council president Takane Takamine is a popular star student. On the other hand, Koushi Shirota doesn’t have many friends. That all changes when Koushi accidentally discovers Takane’s ability to go back in time and alter past actions just by changing her lingerie. After some pestering, Koushi agrees to help Takane and be her closet, by having spare lingerie on hand.

No.108757

sippin my morning joe

No.108758

couldnt enjoy my morning joe because i was out of milk

No.108759

youre NOT supposed to taint it with milk

No.108760

my soul is already tainted

No.108761


No.108762

feeling anxious

No.108763

havent even gamed in a week

No.108764

brain completely gone cant do anything that takes more than five minutes spend every day jumping from tab to tab

No.108765


No.108766

tried using chromium and gave up you cant get rid of the recent downloads preview button once you download something thats absurd how do people use chrome based browsers

No.108767

chrome is for norms what did you expect

No.108768

something useable since there are so many forks of it

No.108769

uhh its popular so it must be good

No.108770

feasted but i dare NOT say what upon lest i be reminded of it forevermore

No.108771

and choco purin for dessert

No.108772

its ok the kopipe guy is gone

No.108773

nice try

No.108774

thread is crashing chrome move to a new one

No.108775

chrome is for norms what did you expect

No.108776

gonno game wml

No.108777

might NOT be able to started and my forearm pain started acting up already

No.108778

i got pac man fever

No.108779

pacman was the only game i ever saw mom even halfway able to comprehend

No.108780

what about solitaire or minesweeper

No.108781

jod

No.108782

gonno eat some more even though im NOT hungry

No.108783

>>108759
ePlease stick it in meehe i think you mean he shouldnt be tainting his milk with toxic bean water

No.108784

NOThin toxic its freeze dried

No.108785

woke up another beautiful rainy day

No.108786

there is NOThing beautiful about this rotten world

No.108787

ya there is now its time to get twisted and read xianxia

No.108788

die chink

No.108789

feeling extreme fatigue maybe i need some vitamins

No.108790

nah you just need some more coffee defiantly do NOT go outside or try to exercise or eat any vegetables thatll just drain your energy

No.108791

accidentally liked an ai pic

No.108792

die

No.108793

went to urgent care like you guys said and the doctor told me to go to the emergency room

No.108794

i wouldnt worry about it

No.108795

cut myself

No.108796

considerin a rainwander

No.108797

sorted through some old flash drives and papers NOT feeling good being reminded of my many many epic failures

No.108798

post some

No.108799

nah its NOT interesting just embarrassing that even by my mid 20s i still didnt understand my retardation was terminal and here i am 8 years later without any improvement

No.108800

the male nurse plugged in my iv and then he told me men are better at finding veins because they have gentler fingers

No.108801

the last time i had one the nurse just made fun of how skinny my arm was

No.108802

sigh all those sexy female nurses and you got a male one

No.108803

popped some normhenhydramine

No.108804


No.108805

guess ill try to earlysnooze this day sucked want to just fast forward to the next one

No.108806

how do you know the next ones NOT gonno be even worse

No.108807


No.108808

woke up got a huge ant problem probably because mom leaves honey open on the counter so im gonna buy ant traps today

No.108809

forgot to blog that my flight yesterday was good almost no turbulence at all strangely half the plane was military personnel flying civil aviation wtf

No.108810

>>108800
did it move

No.108811

check em

No.108812

nice dubs

No.108813

eating canned pears

No.108814

phew devoured the entire xxl can

No.108815

you will be in charge of canned goods in the mansion

No.108816

that was the first canned item ive bought in like half a year

No.108817


No.108818

attempting to game

No.108819

guzzled some honey straight from the bottle

No.108820

honey isnt supposed to be liquid

No.108821

hani hani hani

No.108822

well i wouldnt call it wet but its certainly more a liquid than a solid or a gas

No.108823

applied the ant bait gel around the house im getting rid of those flippers

No.108824

listen dumbass if the glucose in the honey doesnt crystalized then it is NOT honey but an ultra processed honey flavored corn syrup

No.108825

ya maybe that applies to the honey thats been in the back of mom cupboard for half a decade

No.108826

youve been in the back of moms basement for all your decades

No.108827

i moved out

No.108828

but did you move on

No.108829

sipping my coffee

No.108830


No.108831

die

No.108832

had the last normergy drink i think one of these poison chemicals is a mood enhancer because i felt like absolute shite having just black instant cawfee with a similar caffeine dosage

No.108833

does it have l theanine

No.108834

was it a monster ultra

No.108835

thats the one i was trying to remember the name of but no must be the niacin or b12

No.108836

theres like 16 monster ultras do you mean the White one

No.108837

Carbonated Water, Citric Acid, Erythritol, Taurine, Sodium Citrate, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Panax Ginseng Flavor, L-Carnitine L-Tartrate, Caffeine, Sucralose, Sorbic Acid (Preservative), Benzoic Acid (Preservative), Niacinamide (Vit. 3), D-Calcium Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Acesulfame Potassium, Inositol, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6), Cyanocobalamin (Vit. B12).

now thats good drinkin

No.108838

isnt the difference just he artificial flavoring thats not going to impact on the matter at hand

No.108839

oh sorry im NOT an expert on the differences and similarities between different colors of monster because i dont drink that overpriced poison

No.108840

picked up some nice 39 cent energy drinks from aldi

No.108841

feeling fat and NOT in a good way thats it im getting back on my diet starting with a fast tomorrow

No.108842

woke up gonna make some joe

No.108843

you cant just wake up and jo

No.108844

costco has a 24 pack of gween tea for 8 bucks

No.108845

uh packs

No.108846

more beautiful heavy rain today

No.108847

pack

No.108848

its a processed leaf what are you paying over 30 cents for a teabag or something

No.108849

love rain love how it looks outside love the noise but most importantly love the smell Please stick it in mee

No.108850

moms talking about visiting

No.108851

just remembered a time i made a fool of myself

No.108852

trying something new bought bahama sunset scented cat litter

No.108853

nice furry

No.108854

god why am i such a fucking loser

No.108855

the norms did this to you

No.108856

the norms

No.108857

za norms

No.108858

watched inglourious basterds it was okay

No.108859

shabbos nakama

No.108860


No.108861

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen I am an incomparable homo

No.108862

>>108854
me too wish i knew

No.108863

im developmentally disabled

No.108864

gonno snooze

No.108865

Please stick it in mee that sounds like what i was diagnosed with as a kid

No.108866

feastin on curry

No.108867

>>108840
thats what it was but it was 89 cents

No.108868

the ekg stickers left circles on my chest

No.108869

picked up 6 tall ones to crack

No.108870

might make a frozen pizza to force a movie night to occur

No.108871

found a can of anchovies that was best by a year ago so i guess its a sign to fire up that pizza once im drunk

No.108872

teenage girl pool party outside wont shut up

No.108873

call the cops

No.108874

pics

No.108875

okay were coming up on 2500 someone find a new thread this one takes too long to load

No.108878

jod under the influence

No.108880

never stayed overnight at a hospital

No.108881

choose a new thread with a good op

No.108882

hungry as hell

No.108883

same but moms getting fried chicken

No.108884

im NOT eating today thats what i decided so thats what ill do bought some fancy cheese for tomorrow

No.108886

mightve gone overboard actually bought three kinds of dutch cheeses

No.108887

pic

No.108888

no theyre in the fridge to NOT tempt me

No.108889


No.108890

wonder if nows a good time to buy tsla

No.108893

get some nice otm calls expiring 1 year from now

No.108894

dont know what that means

No.108895

so hungry

No.108896

woke up mornin chaps

No.108897

whats on the agenda

No.108899

gonno relax today

No.108900

doing

No.108901

mostly reading maybe ill go for a walk later

No.108902

are you the chink if so then die

No.108903

thats really rude

No.108905

die

No.108906

let me think about it


















































































































































nah

No.108907


No.108908

too much of a kitty to kill myself

No.108909

watched happy gilmore

No.108910

nice now youre ready for when the sequel comes out in a few months

No.108911

probably NOT gonno watch it maybe in a decade if it looks good

No.108912

just dont like sequels since they never live up to the original ive watched a few recently and they were all disappointing

No.108913

phew it was water weight weighed myself and im back under 158

No.108914

shut it twiglord

No.108915

what the flip

No.108916

dont know about him but im 163 and still far from a twig

No.108917

nice stump

No.108918

weird to think norms scrub themselves down with soap every day i only use soap once every month or three and dont even have a sponge in the shower and im perfectly clean

No.108919

only use it on my cock to get the cumstink off

No.108920

first of all language second of all i dont have that problem i guess mine is self cleaning

No.108921

what about under your foreskin

No.108922

what about it

No.108923


No.108924

sigh

No.108925

i dont flipping have a flipping foreskin the norms took it from me

No.108926

wonder why they did that

No.108927

mom caught me learning gymnastics on youtube

No.108928

move to a new thread already
last post if you post under this youre gay Please stick it in mee

No.108933

>>108927
what did she say

No.108971

nice ped



Delete Post [ ]
[Return]
[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]