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No. 11781

Why aren't you jerking off to ponies anon?

No.11831

based

No.53144

how about a trip to ponetown

No.53146

phew

No.53147

woke up had a nice 5 hour snooze

No.53156

eating tuna pasta

No.53157

pones arent for joing

No.53159

says who you

No.53160

shouldve became a brony during the peak in 2011-2012 wonder what i missed out on

No.53161

had a big nap its drinkin time

No.53164

drinkin a nice cool glass of tap myself

No.53166


No.53167

sigh most of those guys got banhammered this year the stalinesque internet purge is on

No.53169

didnt sign up to be part of the first american generation to have their heritage bookburned

No.53170

left behind

No.53171

laughed at some fat vids

No.53172

post em

No.53173

dont understand fats a star of davids double combo meal is like 13.50 now and lasts 20 minutes just buy a bottle of blogka for 10 and some dollar store chips youll get a days worth of fun

No.53174


No.53175

mom never liked americas funniest home videos because she thought it was all just white trash laughing at their friends getting hurt if only she knew what was on the horizon

No.53176

im fat & stupid

No.53177

watch yourself the norms are waiting for you to trip on the sidewalk and film it so they can get some hits on their mytwatterbook page

No.53178

been browsing upskirt and other candid pics lately cant judge the norms for taking vids

No.53179

flippin creep

No.53180

>>53178
those could be your candid pics some fat old guy is sperming hard to

No.53181

pizza time

No.53182

threw a nice 4 cheese frozen za in the toaster oven meself

No.53183

ate 3/4ths of that za saving the last slice for later

No.53184

ballshaved

No.53185

you are playing a very dangerous game my friend

No.53186

uhh im not friendish

No.53187

antisage

No.53188


No.53189

dont click foid

No.53190


No.53191


No.53192

mom told me girls are better than guys because they dont go around shooting people

No.53194


No.53196

I thought I would miss out first

No.53197


No.53198

deadbeat economics

No.53199

pissed 6 times in 3 hours think i have diabeetus

No.53201

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.53203


No.53204

had a gf dream a few weeks ago been trying to remember it

No.53205

>>53192
ya they just cause it directly and indirectly and feign ignorance thats much better

No.53206

not feelin it today

No.53207

tried playing tarkov spent 10 minutes matchmaking and died in 10 seconds

No.53208

groan out of butter cracked

No.53209


No.53210

>>53205
how do they cause it

No.53211

woke up dreamed i was a muslim and married a loli

No.53212

shoveled the driveway

No.53213

>>53211
you would huh

No.53214

>>53210
by being responsible for the current sorry state of the pile of rubble we were told as kids was america

No.53215

got some bacon in the fridge but i dont remember when i bought it NOT sure if its gone bad by now got diarrhea when i ate some last week but that couldve been something else maybe ill fry some up

No.53216

uh what do you mean not sure if its bad just smell it

No.53217

thats a meme

No.53218

>>53180
nah im NOT sexy and dont wear revealing clothes unlike some of these jks

No.53219

>>53217
what do you mean thats the only way to tell if its gone bad unless its turned green

No.53220

rotten things can smell fine and fine things can smell rotten it dont mean a thing

No.53221

im rotten to the core

No.53222

wish i was a nice npc tired of hearing my voice inside my head at all times

No.53223


No.53224

only have 3 blogs left cant get in an amv mood

No.53225

these light blogs arent doing much for me

No.53226

had a salt bagel earlier it irritated my gum

No.53227

mom got me some hard monster the other night i havent tried it yet https://files.catbox.moe/dou9vb.png

No.53228

those arent for you theyre for you to buy for high school girls

No.53229

made the dough and cracked the wine

No.53230

wheres the pic you promised

No.53231

poured meself a bowl of moms tuna pasta

No.53232

why am i even watching this show it has no redeeming qualities

No.53233

wish i had a pizza have to settle for some egg sandwiches

No.53234

nailbiting it hurts but thats NOT enough to stop me

No.53235

aite I'll get on the wine too

No.53236

ban the bot oatman

No.53237

>>53230
i took one i just forgot to post it

No.53238

well

No.53239


No.53240

hb lookin good NOThin like a nice microplasticza

No.53241

thats macroplastic tard

No.53242

dont call me a tard

No.53243

darjeeling ruining ota for you

No.53244

feelin horny

No.53245

is this the health department

No.53246


No.53247


No.53248

stop saging

No.53249

took my shirt off to eat so i dont get stains ive been ruining a lot of clothes with food splatter lately

No.53250

*runs up on yo titties*
girl let me get a feel
*cums on on yo chest*
girl that was gud

No.53251

glasgow

No.53252

lichtenstein

No.53253

Sorbonne desu

No.53254

wish the business trip norms plane crashed before he could get home and fire up his bot

No.53256

i love milg so much i would rescue her

No.53257

>>53254
its NOT mine

No.53258

put some glue on the normphone camera lens so it doesnt take pics of me while im joing

No.53259

treason

No.53260

gonno pop some normatonin dont think ill watch a movie

No.53261

well im watchin one

No.53262

stream

No.53263

you just got a stream yesterday wasnt that enough

No.53264

need a regularly scheduled stream

No.53265

i need a hell of a lot more than that

No.53266

could stream but dont think youd like what im watching

No.53267

what are you watching

No.53268

none of your business

No.53269

sorry

No.53270

have to try to start watching normime again

No.53271

same

No.53272

might try to plow through one of these seasonal shows on a saturday like in the good ol days

No.53273

still havent taken that shower have to sleep in my jeans again because i need the testicular support and i dont want to waste a clean pair of sweatpants

No.53274

what do you need testicular support for

No.53275

his boys need a house

No.53276

guess i could just use one of my old pairs of tight underskippies but i dont want to wake up with cold legs

No.53277

>>53263
i was sleeping how about a stream when im awake

No.53278


No.53279

>>53247
holy flip is that a foolz link otamin purge this board

No.53280

why the flip does little caesars close at 9 instead of 11

No.53281

uhh you know foolfuuka is just the name of the archiving software right

No.53282

pity da foolz

No.53283

bday today

No.53284

nice what games did you ask mom to buy you

No.53285

wonder what woxxys up to these days

No.53286

vaguely remember who that was

No.53287

technorming it up

No.53288

>>53247
uhh not liking what im seeing on that site

No.53289

its that renz guy who was spamming hima

No.53290

ya thats what im not liking

No.53291

otamin already defeated him without raising a finger

No.53292

what makes oatman so great when every other man cant keep a site safe from 1 scripteen

No.53293

otamin has powers beyond your comprehension

No.53294

arent oats grains

No.53295


No.53296

wonder if that wouldve worked if i tried it 15 years ago

No.53297

it wouldnt have unless you were an イケメン

No.53298

balls sweaty

No.53299

>>53293
otamin is NOT all powerful as everyone believes. Looking at threads in /ghost/ is proof

He too can be beaten

No.53300

ban

No.53301

slow jerked it to some nikke art

No.53302

woke with a bone but didnt take advantage

No.53304

you couldve impregnated someone

No.53305

mom got dogs for dinner but i dont think she got any blogs what a noob

No.53306

made cawfee for the first time in a while

No.53307


No.53308

assmongoloid dont click

No.53309

mom got me some vitamin d pills dont remember if i felt any better the last time i tried taking them

No.53310

>>53292
how come he cant stop whatmins spambot then

No.53311

got some d for you right here

No.53312

>>53311
is it 5000 iu

No.53313


No.53314

loved playing the nice mk2 arcade machine against the computer because there was no one to play with me

No.53315

searched my old high school on youtube and found recent vids of zoomers in the halls got a weird feeling looking at that

No.53316

gave mom a thick fat dose of my own vitamin D
I have never felt better

No.53317

never understood the constant teenraging on the 4 between people all born in the 90s i have a hard time believing their younger siblings born in 2000 are dramatically more retarded than the norms i went to school with

No.53318

think its like how norms from moms generation grew up smoking weed and flipping each other at concerts but then freaked out over pokeyman cards and thought video games were training you to kill

No.53319

It's always been like that
it's no different from the kids who were born in the 80's

No.53320

raid

No.53321

>>53319
didnt give you permission to reply raidkid

No.53322

I don't need your permission tard

No.53323

raid

No.53324

you may sometimes need his or her permissions or you may not, but most importantly you may not ask of such a thing

No.53325

didnt give you permission to reply raidkid

No.53327

agreed he may not ask of such a thing

No.53328


No.53329

cracked eatin canned clam chowder with bagel

No.53330

paolo embed is flipping late again

No.53331

agreed he does NOT need to ask permission
who does this guy think he is?
king turd? lol

No.53333


No.53334

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.53335

need aNOTher game to game

No.53336

hell yeah love when food appears on my plate

No.53337

i dont think i'm allowed to crossboard for a while but we'll see

No.53338


No.53340

my pronouns are in shambles

No.53342

Please stick it in me

No.53343

id like to try drinking 1% blogs all day just like my ancestors did back in the medieval ages only id have to make em myself

No.53344

im already a small man why would i drink small beer

No.53345

stiff nips

No.53346

stiff prick

No.53347

lucky

No.53348

woke up gonna go to the store

No.53349

uh its after 10pm

No.53350

i only come out at night

No.53351

ya i bet you come out at night flippin queer

No.53352


No.53353

nice yandex

No.53354

sigh he loved yandex

No.53355

woke up blasted shite and piss might try to give myself a haircut

No.53356

moms gonno rage

No.53357

it only takes 2 months to grow back if i flip it up

No.53358

wine time

No.53359

as for me had 3 or 4 blogs but im sober again now edged for a while instead of doing anything productive like reading or gaming there goes aNOTher friday night guess ill snooze

No.53360

havin a little cry

No.53361

whats got you down big man

No.53362

reading a sad book

No.53363

pizza time

No.53364

gamed for an hour or so until me palm and thumb cramped then paced around talking to myself for a while then gamed some more

No.53365

uh looking at the post times i guess it was like three and a half hours

No.53366

been gamin for 5 hours meself

No.53367

gonno snooze in a bit

No.53368

love picking at my psoriasis scales

No.53369

spermed to some plumbers sigh even fat girls are out of reach now because being fat is norm

No.53370

all of a sudden nt-dl is making new directories because everyones changing their channel url to look like a twatter screenname insane how flipping awful of a site it is even for people not accessing it directly

No.53371

no ones forcing you to use it

No.53372

youre right good thing its 2007 and people still self host vids on their own personal websites oh wait

No.53373


No.53374

what is that a beyblade

No.53375

its a beyblade for zoomers

No.53376

uh they never stopped selling them

No.53377


No.53378

made coffee tarded out and poured boiling water on my hand then tarded out and burned my tongue

No.53379

justice is served coffeenorm

No.53380


No.53381


No.53382

dont understand cardnorms why not just look up a picture of the card and print it out instead of spending $1500

No.53383

sigh he loved mmy gf

No.53384

gave up normahol

No.53385

weve all heard and said that one before

No.53386

not me i never started

No.53387

lucky you

No.53388

nothin luck simply not a norm

No.53389

tried playing mushisam on steam now that i got a gsync monitor still cant beat level 3

No.53390

too stupid and slow in the head for those kinds of games

No.53391

how about a stream

No.53392

you just had a flippin stream the other day how many do you need

No.53393

another wouldnt hurt

No.53394

streambeg is insatiable

No.53395

24/7 full ota stream schedule is the goal its up to you to bring us closer to that dream

No.53396

i told you i was asleep for the stream

No.53397

sounds like your problem

No.53398

ya and i know the solution but it requires we work together you handle the streaming ill handle the watching

No.53399

what the hell shipgirls s2 is only 8 eps

No.53400

groan dont have enough tortillas but dont feel like Driving to the store

No.53401

was planning on going to the store for burrito ingredients of my own soon

No.53402


No.53403

sick of those memecows

No.53404

wish i could just munch on some grass all day

No.53405

its NOT that great

No.53407

too many pones too little ladies we need wtsnacks to mod this board

No.53408

bring back snacks

No.53409

groan mixed a big batch of burrito filling made it too salty

No.53410

mom bought my favorite cookies ate the whole box

No.53411

lucky

No.53412

im a 2007 ed raider only interaction ive had with snacks is his boring internet radio show

No.53413

arent you following him on twitter

No.53414

you need to give twitter a phone number just to view it now

No.53415

double groan too spicy too

No.53416

do you guys NOT have phones

No.53417

only follow sexy jap artists

No.53418

ya ive got a social security number too

No.53419

post it

No.53421

420-69-1488

No.53422

die nazi

No.53423

wonder if thats someones real number dont understand the communist bureaucratic process to assign american citizens serial numbers

No.53424

made a twitter account a couple of months ago and it hasnt asked me for a phone number yet

No.53425

>>53423
it was created when america still existed and you were entitled to be provided for after you stopped working we were the first ones to get one by default at birth

No.53426

>>53391
not going to stream myself playing arcade games poorly

No.53427


No.53428

you have to start working in order to stop working

No.53429

waiting for ubi

No.53430

uh you missed the bus already chump the yang timeline is long gone

No.53431

nah that idiotic chink wouldnt have done shite and i will never in my life vote for a woman or someone without european ancestry

No.53432

wrote in nice yang in 2020 Please stick it in mee

No.53433

>>53431
die racist

No.53434

couldnt give a shite who gets elected president last guy who actually made executive decisions of his own will was nixon like dubya said hes the decider everyone else comes up with the ideas and the president just says which one to do

No.53435

has nothing to do with race id vote for a chink as president of the calculator society or a girl as the best vacuumer in the county

No.53436

wish i was mentally ill enough to think it matters or worse to think so and post about it here seems fun

No.53437

getting annoyed at the squatters acting like they own otas garbage can

No.53438

everything would have worked out if i had just gotten off my arse and voted for ron paul games and anime would still be good the air would be sweeter

No.53439

guess ill snooze think ill have some dogs when i awaken

No.53440

got some leftover dogs meself sounds like a plan

No.53442


No.53443

not convinced girls feel much from sex ive never made that face while joing

No.53444

uhh NOT convinced sex feels good NOT that ive ever had it haha

No.53445

im not seeing how the two are related i think its because girls are highly emotive norms i doubt an autistic one would be making much noise

No.53446

>>53442
vile sodomitesses

No.53447

im highly emotive but only when im alone when in public i seal away my emotions and become the ultimate sigma

No.53448

uh dont you have that backwards the whole point of mimicking the norms is to blend in with them why bother if youre alone

No.53449

theres nothing more different between men and women than how we experience sex its not even worth drawing comparisons

No.53450


No.53451

>>53449
its the same thing who cares

No.53452

zip it virgin

No.53453

rounded up some christmas and birthday money that was lying around my room and added it to the stash counted it up and have $1960 total

No.53454

die richnorm

No.53455

fevertime bathtime

No.53456

almost gamed but instead ive just been slowly jerkin it for hours

No.53457

gth edgenorm

No.53458

call me edgelord

No.53459


No.53460

>>53427
pasted

No.53461

cracked because mom wants to watch a movie guess gaming two nights in a row is off the table

No.53462

watch the movie with mom so you can fuck her pussy

No.53463

ready to rope after using the 4 for half an hour i have no idea how the norms havent snapped yet and started magdumping you know whos and their golems

No.53464

wish i had been a fully microchipped iphone baby so id never know any better this must be how those drunken slavs in the ussr felt when it first started

No.53465

gommunism just removes the escape route of getting an education and making enough youll retire in 30 years and that path is already gone for you anyways

No.53466

get a nice entry security guard job you get to game and ghotypost and pretend to watch cameras for 8 hours a day for just not having a criminal record

No.53467

that or a helpdesk job same thing really

No.53468

uh thats not an escape route all of the communists in the us are college educated and after bush agreed to drop the average iq 20 points by signing no buddy left behind its been the replacement for public high schools

No.53469

i was left behind

No.53470

thats more common for people at the top not the weakest links that drag everybody down

No.53471

havent finished an entire schoolyear since 5th grade i was like the guy from rozen maiden cant relate to all the norms who graduated highschool and complain about being alienated from society

No.53472

5th grade was epic in retrospect didnt go to school that year either didnt appreciate it at the time though

No.53473

uh that guy went to college and got a job

No.53474

is that in the new one i just remember when he was a chuuni neet

No.53475


No.53476

>>53474
ya if by new you mean the one from 2008

No.53477

still dont remember that doesnt matter anyway every story about a neet ends with deneetification just like the 40 year old virg has to end with the guy devirgifying

No.53478

your story will end with a thorough deneeting and devirging too

No.53479

already deneeted 3 separate times got far enough to blow my chances with a girl who mightve let me flip her the 3rd time cant wait for number 4 where i will get a girlfriend who will leave me after 3 months and end up back in the neetzone

No.53480

uhh

No.53481

make sure to pimp her out as a vtuber in those 3 months and share her with the rest of us

No.53482

fired up ffvii never played ff past vi before and hb does it look like ass

No.53483

dont uhh me just because ive had 2 cumulative years of employment in 12 years of adulthood

No.53484

die elbownorm

No.53485

never played dq1 should i

No.53486

woke up heya hima hows it hangin

No.53487

hang from a tree norm

No.53488

what if i really did hang from a tree then how would you feel

No.53489

stream it and well find out

No.53490

sigh youre awful just awful

No.53491


No.53492

what do you expect from a bunch of crumb bums? awful people awful behavior

No.53493

watched kenkenny ross with mom damned good movie she didnt like it because of all the flips

No.53494

should've flipped mom

No.53495

not surprised the writer is a tinyhat its got the same dialogue as seinfeld except they swear

No.53496

dont think the people here are nearly as bad as elsewhere on the net

No.53497


my penis exploded

No.53498

nah people are pretty bad here

No.53499

im the nicest guy on ghost

No.53500

its not like 4 where people will insult you even if you agree with them or twitter where everyone is just trying to say the most inflammatory thing possible without getting put on a blocklist or Gaia where everyone is a smug retard or something awful where everyone is a communist transexual or gnfos where everyone is a retarded teen or nen where everyone is a disingenuous transexual or ota/jp/ where everyone is a retarded teen pretending to be a smug disingenuous transexual retard

No.53501

skipped that post

No.53502

thats fine it wasnt my best work anyway

No.53503

guess ill watch the sexy baby play hoggy hoggy hogwarts

No.53504

never heard of kenkenny ross

No.53505

uh were boycotting hogwarts

No.53506

need to be executed already

No.53507

jerked

No.53508

>>53500
skipped

No.53509

Please stick it in mee seems like he steamed you two teens

No.53510

wouldnt know only skipped because i gave up trying to make heads or tails of it halfway through

No.53511

im retarded teen

No.53512


No.53513

ani

No.53514

never heard of hogwarts

No.53515

ask gramps about his time in corea he can tell you what it means

No.53516

Please stick it in mee

No.53517

did that guy ever wake up from his nap and make those dogs i had 3 with kraut onions jalapeno mustard and hotsauce

No.53518

jerked x2 got a shot of ballpain

No.53519

spose ill snooze managed to NOT crack today

No.53520

get owned doublejerk

No.53521

hb its pizza time

No.53522

was gonno try a new cracking system where i get two twelve packs and leave one in the fridge as a canary so mom doesnt get any more but she went out and got a 30 pack without me

No.53523

havent had a proper time of getting blackout drunk on normka then spending the next day in bed in yesterday

No.53524

i mena in years

No.53525

no reason not to start now the planes goin down

No.53526

woke up the dogs are cooking

No.53527

hell ya its a wild neet night

No.53528

not sure what its called when high abv normahol produces a stimulant effect but i was going wild reading the normspaper to mom and making fun of it and understood how i came to exist the problem is there are no girls as naive as her left outside of religious sects

No.53529

30 years ago all you had to do was be funny and keep talking to a girl until she let you flip her but the rules have changed and im doomed to rot

No.53530

in 1993 i was some white shit inside a pair of balls that got splattered and now here i am what a clownshow

No.53531

the alconorms are getting arrogant again

No.53532

forgot it takes 9 months

No.53533

took a peek at the 4 its nothing but AI bots replying to posts now

No.53534

die capitalnorm

No.53535

what about the bots reporting on roald dahl being targeted by the commies and their rewriters

No.53536

always typed with caps and punctuation on the w got peer pressured by pmako into only using lowercase

No.53537

ban the non retarded guy

No.53538

pacemumbled in the cold garage for a while feeling refreched

No.53539

had to outsource my pacemumbling to the basement too much trash in here

No.53540

hate how any time you look up a song on normtube its filled with nig gers reacting to it why do they think anyone cares what someone without a frontal lobe thinks

No.53541

>>53533
im not a bot

No.53542

might as well be your missions over soldier stand down

No.53543

>>53540
gth filterevade

No.53544

im not a rayciss thats whats so insane about this

No.53545

buddy buddy

No.53546


No.53547

norm young

No.53548

what if i was imagining living like varg and teaching my kids how to shoot

No.53549

suppose ill play some ranked

No.53550

think dota spinoffs are just third person tower defense

No.53551

i mean 2nd person

No.53552

>>53546
never figured out that filter

No.53553

told you over 9000 times i could understand any other uncommon filtered word but its time you stopped skipping

No.53554

thats like telling me to stop gaming its in my blood

No.53555

not a gamer i wouldnt understand

No.53556

how about watching

No.53557

just saw its been 7 years since the last season of durarara wasnt that like twenty months ago

No.53558

>>53528
never drink that much anymore the 15 minutes of euphoria arent worth the following 2 hours of delerium ending in a no rem coma and its not like you can remember to stay hydrated in that state

No.53559

had durarara on the backblog for a while never watched

No.53560

is it ok to latenorm yet we are too old to keep up with the latest trends

No.53561

thought we all had some good times on the big h seeing the sequel series after half a decade 8 years ago was it just me

No.53562

remember listening to that op in 2011 when i thought i might be able to be more than what i yam while i was lifting girl weights

No.53563

you could have been a contendah

No.53564

ordered a nice frogger keyboard

No.53565

ugyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.53566

double spermed

No.53567


No.53568

>>53561
mightve pretended to be excited

No.53569

thats more than anyone else has given me

No.53570


No.53571

techshrek dont click

No.53572


No.53573

miss those calm innocent days before the norms took over the internet

No.53574


No.53575

sigh miss sanrio town vids section it was full of jap commercials and other cool stuff

No.53576

the kids showed up in the comments of that last vid and said no more heroes 3 referenced it i forgot there was even a 2 and that they ported it off the gay ass wii

No.53577

thought about doing a nice nmh stream once upon a time but didnt want to figure out how to stream wii games

No.53578

uh you invite your bros over to watch you play real discs on real hardware

No.53579

normban

No.53580


No.53581

we know him by retarded varg here

No.53582

but varg is the tard one

No.53583

im tard

No.53584

mindblowing that you can get away with murder if you live in a nordic country

No.53585

is going to jail getting away with it

No.53586

never been to jail whats it like

No.53587

it was self defence

No.53588

>>53585
does this look like a jail to you https://files.catbox.moe/vx5kvj.jpg

No.53589


No.53590

>>53588
looks pretty much identical to my apartment

No.53591

just die apartmentnorm

No.53592

what if i really did die then how would you feel

No.53593


No.53594

id cry please dont rope

No.53595

you ever wonder if one of us died and no one noticed because he was nopersona

No.53596

didnt post for a couple years at one point and nobody NOTiced

No.53597

comaguy

No.53598

who put him there

No.53599

dreamed about the kaicho

No.53600

dropped down to iron in ranked guess im tard

No.53601

glad you figured it out

No.53602

nothin tard youre better than me

No.53603

thats a pretty low bar youre setting

No.53604


No.53605

might get a bedside desk and a craptop

No.53606

wouldnt be neet if i had a lick of a dime

No.53607

guess ill order something for lunch

No.53608

as for me its air fryer time

No.53609

burrito time here

No.53610

air fryer broke so mom sent it to get fixed its been a week

No.53611

now that they raised the price of chicken breasts thighs are cheaper arent they coming from the same chickens shouldnt the relative prices mainly depend on quantity of meat per chicken

No.53612

onto burrito numero dos

No.53613

thats not how it works

No.53614

uh what do you mean it was my second burrito

No.53615

eating some banana bread

No.53616


No.53617

nice pen0r

No.53618

nothin pen0r thats simply another puffy vulva

No.53619

looks suspiciously bonelike

No.53620

wtfrofI am an incomparable homo puffy vulva i recognize that mem Please forgive my rudeness

No.53621

whats the rude filter

No.53622

the filterbeg

No.53623

its a flipping raid

No.53624


No.53625

flippin raid your anus

No.53626

did that yesterday Please stick it in mee

No.53627

its fine the raidnorms have to go to work tomorrow Please stick it in meee

No.53628

if you think work is gonno make stop posting on ota youve got aNOTher thing coming

No.53629

gutted an old pc and found a 150gb hdd that wasnt plugged in dont remember if its broken

No.53630

i just sit in the back of class so nobody can see my screen when im on ota

No.53631

should really get groceries today but dont feel like Driving maybe tomorrow

No.53632

more precisely wouldnt mind driving but dont feel like putting on shoes and clothes

No.53633


No.53634

weird how over 700000 adverse reactions across the country to the vax in just a couple years means side effects are rare and everyone should be forced to get it anyway but under 300 casualties in a decade from school shootings means the cops should take our guns

No.53635

norms are only scared of violent deaths not sickness

No.53636

an adverse reaction could be something as minor as feeling a little feverish NOT sure how those two figures are comparable at all

No.53637

ya and a casualty doesnt mean death whats your point

No.53638

dont care about covid or masks or vax or spike proteins dont want to hear about it

No.53639

and i dont want to NOT have a million dollars yet here we are

No.53640

too much of a kitty to buy a gun so i dont care if the norms ban them

No.53641

too much of a pussy to buy a gun so i dont care if the norms ban them

No.53642

cant say the word because im a cel

No.53643

sucks for you pussy cel

No.53644

moms already getting on my nerves

No.53645

innernets out

No.53646

are you sure about that

No.53647

wonder why smacking the tv used to make it work but smacking the monitor doesnt do anything

No.53648

im quite sure

Sent from my iPhone

No.53649

always wanted guns ever since playing mgs1 on the 'staish but never had the bravery to face the gun store until 2020 when i realized the white mans reign was finally coming to an end

No.53650

had a nice nerf gun back in my shota days

No.53651

uh bravery to face the gun store yeah real scary walking into a walmart

No.53652

not sure if some hair of the blog is needed but i think moms making meatloaf want to make sure i can eat it fresh

No.53653

walmart is where all the psychos hang out

No.53654

dont remember the last time i saw guns for sale at shartmart i think they only sell ammo now

No.53655

sigh cant jo to calli art anymore

No.53656

moms not making meatloaf

No.53657

never shopped at walmart didnt know they sold guns until the news started talking about it

No.53658

nice richnorm

No.53659

>>53657
kmart was the superior store anyway

No.53660


No.53661

NOThin rich the nearest walmart was a 20 minute Drive away so we always went to meijer

No.53662

never been to the mart whats it like

No.53663

someones setting off a ton of fireworks but im too lazy to open my blinds and look

No.53664


No.53665

should i have grilled cheesers or a box of normaroni

No.53666

decided to have normaroni now and make a melt later theres one can of tuna left

No.53667

ate a quesadilla

No.53668

wmart doesnt even sell real ammo anymore you can get birdshot and maybe pistol ammo they keep locked up in plexiglass

No.53669

took a dump in the middle of a aisle in waltmart a long time ago and got banned

No.53670

nice love sticking it to the man

No.53671

i flip manass

No.53672

only manass i flip is my own

No.53673

youre not supposed to be doing that

No.53674

i flip moms ass

No.53675

sigh coby

No.53676


No.53677

youre NOT supposed to flip ass thats NOT where the bone goes

No.53678

cant decide if i should try to game dont want to have to wait for all my tabs to reload when im done and start normfox back up

No.53679

been gamin a bit meself

No.53680

tried to play crysis the other day but couldnt get a new game started forget it ill just find something to watch

No.53681

played a bit of crysis last month but gave up since it kept crashing at random points

No.53682

didnt even get to chokeslam a single corean all i got was a black screen and i was too lazy to look up what to do

No.53683

burrito time

No.53684

>>53676
pasted coby

No.53685

theres nothing pasted about that abhorrent norm

No.53686

cracked but not really it was already cracked last night but i changed my mind and covered it with an empty before i snoozed

No.53687

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.53688

sounds good

No.53689

woke up hi

No.53690

hows it swangin

No.53691

phew thought it was just me and everyone was snoozing for work in the morning

No.53692

ate burrito numero dos

No.53693

as for me just ate a nice dog

No.53694

nice flippin chink

No.53695

nothin chink everyone loves dogs

No.53696

might go to the store with mom tomorrow and get some chicken wangz

No.53697


No.53698

how does he explain the eu being 10+ years cooler than the us

No.53699

>>53676
Please stick it in mee

No.53700

just realized this morning that the reason why lain splits into other personalities that coexist in meatspace is because at that point she was already merging with hardware when accessing the wired and because she exists there independently of a body anchoring her to reality like the other people that died and still kept existing using the schumann resonance as a medium for a merging between the wired reality and the collective consciousness and therefore her other underlying thoughts werent confined by a single physical brain and could act by themselves

No.53701

gonna skip that post if you dont mind

No.53702

love the eerie and surreal feel of cloudy early mornings

No.53703

snoozin

No.53704

woke up brushed my teeth gonno shower then go to work i hate mondays

No.53705

say hello to bossman for me

No.53706

hes on vacation

No.53707


No.53708


No.53709

jerking it

No.53710

taking me several minutes to figure out how to make my left hand do that

No.53711

dont fall for the leftjo meme it sucks

No.53712

youll bend your bone if you always jo with the same hand

No.53713


No.53714

>>53698
uh the usa has been propagandizing the ew since 1941 and was exporting frienddaic buddyoid culture decades before

No.53715

i may be interested in joining

No.53716

gave myself a neetcut havent had short hair in years

No.53717


No.53718

made cawfee

No.53719

deleted 70gb of files off the ssd

No.53720

how many more writes do you have left before you have to throw it out

No.53721

bh hddnorm

No.53722

might fire up a nice ghost spectre windows 11 superlite upgrade

No.53723

squirted out some cawfee from my anus

No.53724

>>53722
how about a nice pci passthrough windows vm so you can tell me how to do it when my hardware dies and i need to move to ryzen

No.53725

just run type 1 hypervisor through a hyper v partition with dda

No.53726

Its been more than a week since Pikamee went silent after the harassment she got from #HogwartsLegacy haters.

I will never stop reminding what these bullies and abusers did, and are still doing right now. If she graduates, balme is solely on them.
#HogwartsLegacyboycott

No.53727

im never installing a new malwaresoft os and i heard all the cool kids are doing pci passthrough now instead of using wine

No.53728

think ill game got a few hours before mom starts dinner

No.53729

didnt game

No.53730

mom gave me a quick ynaj before she left earlier today hope she doesnt ynaj me when she gets home

No.53731

chilis on the stove beers in the hand

No.53732

feel like this chilis missing something but im NOT sure what it is

No.53733

is it beans

No.53734

no its got plenty of beans

No.53735

woke up havin some joe

No.53736

then its NOT chili

No.53737

had another turt dream ended up being shot to death

No.53738

turts too busy slaying puss to shoot anyone

No.53739

nice repressed desires

No.53740

>>53738
turt wasnt the one who shot me

No.53741

turt needs a deep dicking

any takers?

No.53742

have a dangerous and frightening pressure building up in my stomach

No.53743

sold my birthright for a morsel of meat

No.53744


No.53745


No.53746

>>53743
lucky i only got a lousy pottage of lentils

No.53747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7hyb6OzeBE
we should do something like this but with pcauc

No.53748


No.53749

why is trevor doing that

No.53750

you know

No.53751

thumb and palm cramped up gaming again wonder if its worth buying a right handed mouse

No.53752

had a nice bloodyfloss might have been the first of the year

No.53753

>>53744
can some richnorm send dickspammers pic

No.53754

guess ill snooze

No.53755

ixnay the oozesnay there were only two blogs left and i cracked em too early now im wide awake

No.53756

posting on the toilet this ones a blaster

No.53757

that better be a laptop youre posting from

No.53758

its a wii u

No.53759

nice

No.53760

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvFfZG-YfM0
hope pnig sees this on his prison phone

No.53761


No.53762

groan now im gonno end up snoozing in a bright room and waking up late and unrested yet again

No.53763

uh where are your blackout curtains

No.53764

been too lazy to put them up dont think theyre wide enough anyway lights still gonno get in through the sides

No.53765

deploy the trashbags and foil

No.53766

simply never put em back on the windows after mom made me take em off had a whole pain in the ass thing with her and curtains a few months ago so i just left them all in the packaging and ignored it

No.53767

think ill make some cawfee and just take a nap for a few hours later after mom gets home

No.53768

frozen 5 cheese pizza has been deployed

No.53769

nice deathfat

No.53770

nothin fat only 200 lbs

No.53771

groan had an argument with mom after she opened my shitecloset

No.53772

woke up hiya groanlets hows it hangin

No.53773

as for me its snooze time

No.53774

gamed

No.53775

wake up soon :3

No.53776

>>53773
same set up an alarm clock so i can nap i cant take it anymore

No.53777

mom is getting on my nerves because she keeps slapping my erect penis around

No.53778

having a jo

No.53779


No.53780

youre sick

No.53781

simply love little kitties

No.53782


No.53783


No.53784


No.53785

sigh he loved fat monkey

No.53786

took a 3 hour nap and woke up 3 times what a joke

No.53787

napped for 5 hours meself

No.53788

at least ill be able to get back to sleep in a few hours im counting the day as a loss and i dont think mom got any blogs

No.53789

momokaspermed gonno shop for a used stinkpad

No.53790

make sure you get one with a nice intel management engine

No.53791


No.53792

yes sir its just not a personal computer unless the cpu has a smaller hidden cpu inside it that independently runs its own os and network stack

No.53793

i do suppose its game time

No.53794


No.53795

>>53793
how can you tell

No.53796

i can tell from the fact that im gaming

No.53797

crying my 4chan pass expired

No.53798

how can you tell if youre gaming or just playing a computer game

No.53799

how bout from the fact that im NOT playing a computer game

No.53800

forgot about hima and the normal ota board

No.53801

whats hima

No.53802

woke up not feelin so good

No.53803

had to unsub from a humble woodworking channel because he started transitioning

No.53804

transphobic pos

No.53805

hope heaven is better than this place

No.53806


No.53808

mom has tumors in her spine

No.53809

its over

No.53810

hope theyre benign

No.53811

got two benign lumps hanging from my crotch

No.53812

shes been in pain for months but none of the doctors bothered to check the spine until she told them she was losing feeling in her legs she might end up paralyzed

No.53813

owned

No.53814

sigh sorry to hear that one of my cringiest memories is mom waking up from her breast cancer surgery and me kissing her on the lips accidentally because i was so stressed out hope that doesnt happen to you too

No.53815

mom bought pączek

No.53816

quordle had a nice little surprise for us otakus today

No.53817

too dumb for quordle

No.53818

simply use stare pound flick and it basically solves itself

No.53819

not otaku enough to understand what those words are a reference to

No.53820

NOThin otaku im saying theyre my first three guesses for every quordle

No.53821

thats how i make love first i stare then i pound then i flick

No.53822

>>53820
no i was referring to EXIST FLAIR TAROT TRUST

No.53823

thats yesterdays quordle

No.53824

the word is manga

No.53825


No.53826

flipping sick dont post that shite

No.53827

moms tumorless for now need to get her to stop smoking

No.53828


No.53829

For community, new friends, and all the lulz. Let’s come together to celebrate Black streamers and how they create community every day.

No.53830

he loved being part of a community thats why he went to live with his own kind at buddy college

No.53831

woke up guess ill make a hotdog sandwich

No.53832

guess ill snooze

No.53833

he loved being part of a community which is why he gave our community a home when warosubitch betrayed us

No.53834


No.53835

guess I already ordered

No.53836

unfortunately the act of trapping hoes is to pertain to the limit of five

No.53837

if you're the head bitch there's no one to behead u

No.53838

teenmin gone full moonshine

No.53839

tardlaughing at okayu eating the sharks tail

No.53840


No.53841

need to get some tail

No.53842

playing pasted kayn in the jungle

No.53843

hope you win

No.53844

watchin tenma play the wizard game

No.53845

girl put that friendship on hold

No.53846

https://files.catbox.moe/uvz9nd.mp4 Please stick it in mee cool

No.53848

>>53843
lost then lost 3 more times

No.53849

the loser

No.53850

locked in here with the american female streamer guy the ranked guy the car guy the 2016 pol guy just magdump me

No.53851

which guy am i

No.53852


No.53853

nice osrs 10th bday event Please stick it in mee also got a nice rune kite in fally party room im rich

No.53855

die roundeye

No.53856

wouldve tardyelled if i found a rune kite back in 05

No.53857


No.53858

what the fuck is the ghidrapill

No.53861

as for me im all gamed out ate me pasta now i snooze

No.53862

>>53853
uh where was the stream

No.53863

love a good time

No.53864


No.53865


No.53866

am i supposed to know or care who any of those norms are

No.53869

i gave the norms life, and now wonder if these pussies will conform or carry on

No.53870

cant imagine NOT having anything better to do than raid a community of 30 year old virgin neets on the hidden board of a jp spinoff

No.53871

million dollar babe milk

No.53872

cb she snoze off stream ~_~

No.53873

cb mein cbd oil ran l0w

No.53874

wish that bitch smoke

No.53875


No.53876

wish i had aNOTher diet coke maybe i shouldntve had that one

No.53877

I moaned hard to that tbf

No.53878


No.53879

fired up a nice jav closed it when the girl started licking the guys nipples

No.53880

crying for the nijituber who got exposed for downloading nipple play javs

No.53881

trying to game but cant focus

No.53882

its all botposts cant believe the only good place left on the internet is destroyed ldar really is all thats left

No.53884

uh what about my posts

No.53885

your posts were lousily ghostwritten >~<

No.53886

cant remember what i was doing for the past few hours

No.53887

I have an infinite stock of soda :>

No.53891

sigh its over for ghota

No.53892

nice try turt

No.53893

uh turt haha

No.53894

what are you laughing about

No.53895

nothing to do

No.53896

gonno jo then snooze

No.53897

gamed hand felt fine because ive been spending a few hours a week recently but i think im gonno buy a right handed mouse and a pad

No.53898

have some frozen wings i wanted to make but moms staying up too late the bag says they take 35 minutes

No.53899


No.53900

ton of bone fragments in those wings now i know why they were half price still pretty good as long as you pick all the meat off first

No.53901

gamed hard and ate a burrito

No.53902

what kind

No.53903

dont ignore me you rancid swine

No.53904

wonder if pcauc hangs out with the blacks or whites in prison

No.53905

dont think there are too many pedonigs that end up where hes at there are plenty that have flipped their twelve year old nieces or cousins but they usually die in liquor store robberies

No.53906

blasted piss out me arseholio

No.53907

never did understand why nigs would die for a few hundred dollars or a pair of shoes

No.53908

id die for a pair of fresh js at least i wouldnt die virg

No.53909

had a good day today didnt have to deal with mom too much played computer games and ate coffee mountain dew beef and broccoli beer and wings

No.53910

woke up heads cold

No.53911

wish i was cold it snowed for an hour today but melted

No.53912

its NOT that great

No.53913

looked out the window yesterday and today there was no snow now its everywhere and its snowing all week

No.53914

i still have fond memories of shoveling on single digit degree days a few years ago

No.53915

>>53903
it was grilled chicken bean and onion with cheese and tomato

No.53916

sigh global norming got rid of all the snow

No.53917

>>53915
nothin wrong with that hope you dumped some salsa in there

No.53918

ya it was sauced up

No.53919

have a jar of habanero salsa in the cabinet i havent opened yet because moms still got her girl salsa in the fridge

No.53920

normanero

No.53921

thats the peak of flavor and heat everything higher is for buddies spics and kids pranking each other

No.53922

even the buddies stop at their version of the habanero as far as i know

No.53923

mom said that inaj and that im 31 and ill soon be 40 and have nothing to show for it if things keep going this way

No.53924

moms been talking about jobs too just keep on cracking and snacking soldier thats an order

No.53925

roger that Please stick it in mee

No.53926

whats so funny soldier

No.53927


No.53928

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpIqEr5g30
wrong one i couldnt find it at first

No.53929

thats fine i just wont click either

No.53930

ive never posted a troll link

No.53931

thats exactly what a troller would say

No.53932

you know not of what you speak only the real twisted flippers that survived their abortions are still posting troll links on a site without thumbnails

No.53933

isnt it more effective if there are no thumbnails

No.53934

not necessarily its easier to ctrl w than to adblock and if i really never wanted to see any of that vile shite again i could simply not click but i keep doing it in case my bros post something

No.53935

can see thumbnails just fine myself

No.53936

die hacker

No.53937

please stop just casually telling people to die its horrible

No.53938

death is the easy part its what i hope happens for a few days beforehand thats the kicker

No.53939

sigh

No.53940

starting to sober up have to snooze fast before i get energized

No.53941


No.53942

too intimidating

No.53943

shes gamer just like you

No.53944

good art vile whore

No.53945

made an omelet but it was burnt and tasted gross

No.53946

i aint no gamer

No.53947

gth nogame

No.53948

die gamer

No.53949

I prepared an omelet, which unfortunately, got burnt and tasted unpleasant.

No.53950

might game might NOT game but i know one thing if i game im gaming hard

No.53951

out of dogs

No.53952

fired up my 世界樹の迷宮X save file havent touched it in over four years i was in the 海嶺ノ水林 when i dropped it gonno try to finish it before the hd remasters of the first three games come out

No.53953


No.53955

had a sloppy jo then made sloppy joes

No.53956


No.53957

wonder if trevor still exists

No.53958

>>53952
in 英語 please

No.53960


No.53961

normus

No.53962

gonno have to break the gaming streak stayed in bed all day again cant have any cawfee

No.53963

as for me thinkin it might be game time after a cheeky bath

No.53964


No.53965

bored

No.53966

horny

No.53967


No.53968

dont think i can deal with those wings again tonight without blogs i dont handle foreign objects in food well

No.53969

same dont want foreigners anywhere near what goes in my mouth

No.53970

woke up its time for some gaming and some joe

No.53971

might game for a bit meself without the cawfee im board as hell

No.53972

woke up and spermed bigly think i lost a lot of mana feelin tired and headache

No.53973

thats why im making sure to just edge

No.53974


No.53975

norms nexus

No.53976


No.53977

back pain the same spot as usual

No.53978

you need to do some deadhangs

No.53979

>>53976
think id rather marry the red hair girl you can tell the one on the right would be really passive aggressive

No.53980

>>53978
think ill do some lierots

No.53981

>>53978
i need to be doing neck hangs to failure

No.53982

burrito time

No.53983

cracked

No.53984

ill be joining you in about 20 hours

No.53985

two pisswaters in the fridge dont know what to do with them

No.53986

typically you pull up on the tab and drink it

No.53987

wish i could go back ten years to when the norms were less psychotic id be fine with it even if i stayed the same age

No.53988

phew need a nice plumber gf https://files.catbox.moe/lhhPlease forgive my rudenessr.webm

No.53989

shiteing hard

No.53990

guess ill snooze starting to remember my life has been real this whole time

No.53991

sigh not looking foward to working at mcds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugezeJNTtKE

No.53992


No.53993


No.53994

too big shes only in kindergarten and not even for 3 years like miko

No.53995

woke up browsing drawings of booby ladies

No.53996


No.53997


No.53998


No.53999

cant go wrong with a nice big mac

No.54000

chicken filet-o lookin tasty

No.54001

hey hima

No.54002

dont know anyone who goes by that name

No.54003

ears itchy but i dont want to shove the wax in and be deaf in one ear for days

No.54004


No.54005

so tired and sleepy even though i didnt do anything all day maybe i need a full blood count or something theres something wrong with me

No.54006


No.54007

you need to watch a youtube self help video on the topic

No.54008

pissin out me arse again the cawfees not helping either

No.54009


No.54010


No.54011

wonder if i can talk mom into getting a frozen pizza wouldnt mind firing it up tonight and watching a movie

No.54012

woke up spose ill game

No.54013

too much cawfee starting to freak out

No.54014

havin a mug meself

No.54015


No.54016

ate burg

No.54017


No.54018

finally managed to be on time for once huh

No.54019

got some sour cream n onion chips makin a quesadilla drinkin a blog ate some cheese crackers

No.54020

i always post paolo vids on time

No.54021

why the flip did i let myself fall for the neet meme

No.54022

uhh you didnt actually fall for the neet meme right just got back from work meself

No.54023

been away for two months any cool stuff going on with you guys

No.54024

no wonder ota was so epic the last two months

No.54025

holy flip

No.54026

Please stick it in mee pasted varg https://files.catbox.moe/bcescn.PNG

No.54027


No.54028

norm daub

No.54029

cant speak like that about pasted daub

No.54030

went with mom to see the clown got a double quarter pounder and a mcdouble for later also picked up a 30 pack of pabst i plan to start working on in a bit

No.54031

gettin down wit da clown

No.54032


No.54033

lol funny pic whered you find that

No.54034


No.54035


No.54036

crying its back

No.54037

>>54036
go back

No.54038

you cant just cry so easily

No.54039

what do you mean go back im already back here

No.54040

thank goodness its back

No.54041

woke up gonna snooze

No.54042


No.54043

so its back huh

No.54044


No.54045

maybe would be possible for software to provide means of sustenance through the current time space continuum

No.54046

morbidly curious of puff daddy's greatest selling of album

No.54047


No.54048

closed the tab soon as i saw 3d

No.54049

gamed

No.54050


No.54051

train fumes are leeching into the tap water

No.54052

turning the frogs gay

No.54053

caught mom watching infowars once

No.54054

shitting

No.54055


No.54056

virus

No.54057

guess ill watch some duck pithing vids

No.54058

ate me some chili

No.54059

guess ill cancerwave that leftover mcdouble

No.54060


No.54061

you cant latephew

No.54062

dont think ive ever had microwaved leftover mcds can only imagine how vile that is

No.54063

>>54060
get aids and die you freak

No.54064


No.54065

you cant say things like that on ota

No.54066

woke up mornin

No.54068

groaner kekw

No.54069

hate that little bitch

No.54070

phew thats one sexy elira thumbnail love judiths outfit

No.54072

just caught up on priconne crying for sheffi

No.54073

mcds generally keeps well as leftovers besides the fries

No.54074

always loved cold mcds fries think its just me though

No.54075

just gotta mix it up in a pan with butter

No.54076

fries taste like ass when heated

No.54077

the kind of ass that would get you going

No.54079

been gaming got a headache now sore throat too

No.54080

regretting that pubeshave shouldve trimmed

No.54082

is*

No.54084

>>54080
did your gf not like it

No.54085

spermed might crack

No.54086

might sperm to some sexy lady crack

No.54089

should I take a vitc

No.54090

>>54084
she said it feels like sandpaper

No.54091

updatemin ily never kys

No.54092

had my last blog of the night it was also my first might be time to break into that new handle of normka

No.54095

why the fuck would selenium update my browser on every thread

No.54097

watch your fucking language

No.54098

wish i could say the f word but i havent unlocked it yet

No.54099

love some nice selen

No.54100

dont know what that is

No.54101

*trips into hugging you*
good night ig

No.54102

>>54100
nice skipper

No.54104

what can i say i skip im a skipper

No.54106

prefer nissin ufo yakisoba cause they paid tubers to shill it

No.54109

>>54061
a wizard is never late

No.54110

woke up squirted yellow diarrhea out my ass

No.54113

playing sexy gwen

No.54114

already flipped her

No.54115

nah

No.54117


No.54119

woke up jerked showered makin tea gonno game

No.54120

its a wild eet sunday gotta make sure im rested for monday

No.54121

going to church see you guys later

No.54122

heated up some chili baked some cornbread eating

No.54123

cornbreads good its the new jiffy honey cornrbead

No.54124

callous forming on my heel

No.54125

pic

No.54126

thought my ac broke but it started working today guess the ac juice got frozen and defrosted today

No.54127


No.54128


No.54130

pnig lost everything and is spending the next decade in prison and even he didnt rope youve got it real good in comparison

No.54131

eatin a blood orange that thing was like half rind

No.54132

technically i should have more pomegranate

No.54133

havent had a pomegranate in years had em all the time as a kid then the friends decided that they should cost five times as much

No.54135


No.54136

still dont really get how worms or snakes move

No.54138

uh its NOT rocket science get on the floor stick your arms by your sides and keep your legs together you can still move

No.54139

normed out might snooze jk

No.54140

might sperm to little angel sakura

No.54141

sicko

No.54142

got a 12 hour dodge timer what am i supposed to do for 12 hours

No.54143

ate grapefruit

No.54144


No.54146

theres no new world order

No.54147

meet the new world order same as the old world order

No.54148

cant wait until the apocalypse

No.54149

cant decide between cid or vincent

No.54150

looked out the window at the guy blasting music in his car he yelled what you looking at

No.54151

sakuraspermed damn good kidjo

No.54152

might just lojo for a week depends

No.54153

might go for the longjo world record

No.54154

joing to a nice ss doujin meself

No.54155

do I sense insolence

No.54157

ill turn this board into the right ghost it needs be

No.54158

die rightard

No.54160

guess ill snoze

No.54161

farted

No.54162

>>54142
fire up the smurf

No.54163

big snowstorm hope it doesnt knock out the power

No.54164

have too much honor to smurf

No.54165

its not really smurfing if you suck got 2 week banned and got stuck in gold again on the new account right away last season

No.54166

stuck in iron 2

No.54168

nice dopamine detoxer

No.54169

gementes.. turtdecim adleviata semper lojo in hac pace

No.54170

sigh coniecto ego te quaerere kidjo quidam

No.54171

weird how i got so much more gaming and reading done when the internet went out

No.54172

who invited mark antony

No.54173

Nemo nisi ex Brutusjo

No.54175

why NOT

No.54176


No.54177

saw a mindblowing youtube video that explains based dumbledore did everything behind the scenes to guide harry to be the one to kill the dark lord even the sorcerers stone being hid behind puzzles three 11 year olds could solve was part of the plan to train him and test his character and his resolve

No.54178

mightve cared about that when i was 11 years old myself

No.54179

people always say they should have shot voldemort but they couldve just stabbed him instead worked on caesar

No.54180


No.54181

weird the its a meme you dip meme is over a decade old

No.54182

gamed only have 3 or 4 levels left not sure if im gonno look for the dlc or go straight to the sequel

No.54183

wish i had a frozen pizza ill have to settle for half a block of cheese with some hotsauce and ham slices

No.54184

be grateful for the zest you might one day end up with naught but a tub of quaker old fashioned and the taps

No.54185

how

No.54186

happened to me

No.54187

the dumbest and poorest buddies in this country get to smoke the devils lettuce and eat fastfood all day if i cant even have that im just gonno hang

No.54188

too much hotsauce cant stop hiccuping and burning my throat

No.54189

>>54187
both of those things pinch

No.54190


No.54191

fastfood is calibrated by the worlds smartest friends to taste good i prefer normahol to the lettuce too but ill take what i can get if the alternative is otameal and tap

No.54192

went to big bros pad and got twisted time to game

No.54193

p anderson said not to complain about food like the friends complained about mana in the wilderness

No.54194

starting to think it might actually be over for real this time

No.54195

>>54193
this is a micheal pearl board that little fag can stfu

No.54196

feelin like i drank battery acid ohgod need some baking soda

No.54197

nah

No.54198

thought we were denlinger bros

No.54199

>>54197
im not sitting here in agony all night baking soda is the cure for what ails me

No.54200


No.54201

never had normburn dont understand what this mate is crying about

No.54202

anyone else always skip the last episode of a good anime so it never ends

No.54203

uhh only that one guy whos been bragging about it on hima for the last 6 years

No.54204

ya but not intentionally it just turns into a drawn out multi year event with no closure id rather say goodbye than leave my friends hanging

No.54205

whats hima

No.54206

you know

No.54207

>>54201
if youre a cracker and or a snacker youll be there soon enough

No.54208

i crack and feast daily but never snack

No.54209

never had normburn since i only drink water

No.54210

>>54208
same thing if you like beer and salt and processed meat and hotsauce youre gonno get there sooner or later

No.54211

havent read a nice vn in ages wonder if any good ones got tld

No.54212

love all that stuff and eat more than my share daily think ive just got a genetic immunity i never get sick either

No.54213

only read nukige

No.54214

always skip the sex scenes in vns

No.54215

>>54211
ya fire up subahibi and muramasa

No.54216

>>54212
die luck build

No.54217

been having acid reflux more often lately have to avoid chocolate and salty snacks it doesnt happen all the time but i dont want to take the risk

No.54218

nah its a simple con str minmax int and cha are the dump stats

No.54219

ive got 1 in everything and 10 in being a retard

No.54220

>>54215
what about little busters thats been on the backblog for ages

No.54221

didnt think in ages went back that long

No.54222

little busters was pasted

No.54223

still think of rewrite as the hip newfangled key galvn but apparently theres a new one

No.54224

summer pockets is also pasted

No.54225

never knew any little busters but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kskU-yZc_yo

No.54226

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No.54227

get owned foreignorm

No.54228


No.54229

https://youtu.be/AWV4C73HVhY
sigh the secret of this world

No.54230

>>54226
you should be able to take a guess what im talking about

No.54231

>>54202
my favorite dog korone does that

No.54232

pretty sure i downloaded that off of coalgirls but never watched

No.54233

little hag

No.54234

cant think of a vn with a good anime adaptation

No.54235

little busters sucks at first but then the twist where morphius comes and explains the matrix to riki and you learn that this whole time him being a cel was a major plot point turns it into masterpiece territory perhaps even rivaling kanamemo

No.54236


No.54237

>>54234
what about clannad

No.54238

dont play vns only watch the anime adaptations

No.54239

didnt think the twist was all that great but rin komari and kud were cute

No.54240

steins;gate and clannad both blockbuster anime

No.54241

wish to flip rin in her pussy

No.54242

can you imagine the japs watching that live in 1983 and silently bowing afterwards instead of going apeshite they didnt know what they had

No.54243

loved me some clannad but other than saya no uta and higurashi i dont remember ever fully finishing a vn that wasnt untranslated and solely pornographic

No.54244


No.54245

regret losing my bakabt account

No.54246

how about some pasted fsn and umineko

No.54247

>>54244
that opening was one of the most epic things i had ever seen in high schoo especially the dude with the cardboard sign

No.54248

>>54246
didnt have the attention span i dont remember ever reading more than a chapter of umineko

No.54249

thou fool

No.54250

of course back in my day we knew it as seacats

No.54251

fsn and umineko blew my mind as a teen wish i could be young again to experience something epic

No.54252

too tard for vns

No.54253

can i still experience it as a geriatric if i have them saved with file creation dates from when i was a teen

No.54254

umineko ya fsn no

No.54255

keep dreaming latenorm

No.54256

sigh no im still teen at mind

No.54257

cant believe there are norms on ghoty that havent even read the classics

No.54258

ya but youre only allowed to read umineko with the original sprites

No.54259

uh are you mental anyone modding out the sprites is a 12 year old that saw it on a normtube video thats not even relevant

No.54260

normburns back with a vengeance ohgod

No.54261

iryspermed

No.54262


No.54263

you cant do that shes an en

No.54264

mom was up when i went back for more baking soda shes claiming shes sick so shes not going in to the ol 9 to 5 cant hide that i dont get up until 4pm now

No.54265

there are like five different sprite sets for umineko now shudder to think people proclaiming to have read could have used any and you wouldnt know

No.54266

the kids arent alright

No.54267

shes honorary jp

No.54268


No.54269


No.54270


No.54271

shouldnt spend too long in the late 2000s early 2010s even though its where my brain stopped developing better to forget it never existed in the face of the nonstop hell that every day from now on will be

No.54272


No.54273

cant find my favorite amv anymore shoulda downloaded it sigh

No.54274

did you check amv dot org thats how i found some that got jannied for copyrighted music

No.54275

thought 2011 and 2012 were pretty bad at the time but no one told me it would get a billion times worse

No.54276


No.54277

seen that a dozen times kid get that shit out of here weve all got the bj torrent saved

No.54278


No.54279

bj do you mean line trap

No.54280

no i mean pasted pete barakan and his merry pranksters

No.54281

love that intro

No.54282

>>54277
then simply rewatch idiot

No.54283

i just watched that exact episode a few weeks ago because ive had it saved locally for years i dont tell you everything i do

No.54284

dont like how nobody posts when im awake then everybody posts when im asleep it reminds me that ghost has been taken over by literal third worlders

No.54285

im american but im not gonno dox myself with my timezone i simply have no job and drink all night

No.54286

im nordick

No.54287

gonno snooze on my ikea bed in honor of your former president ingvar kemper

No.54288

hope mom uses her day off to grab another 30 pack

No.54289

moms an enabler

No.54290

yeah im gaming

No.54291

woke up with a bad case of swampass

No.54292


No.54293

woke up eating a froza drinking warm beer

No.54294

scarfed down some nuggies

No.54295


No.54296

phew

No.54297

why come shes nakey in the mirror but then from the front shes in her clothes

No.54298

shes NOT nakey

No.54299

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWK0dQw_9Vo hope hes having some nice spreads

No.54300


No.54301

demoted to iron 2

No.54302

think im stuck in a time loop

No.54303

better than being tucked in a lime soup

No.54304

just remembered limecat

No.54305

snoozed all day again some norms car alarm is going off heres a better idea if youre home and you hear your car starting up call the cops and run outside with a gun

No.54306

bored

No.54307

thats no good sounds like time to develop a useful new skill

No.54308

cant until my stinkpad shite arrives

No.54309

you dont need that shite to read sicp

No.54310

too late to become a progrider

No.54311

cant program women and norms and darkies can do it because they have no self awareness and massive egos despite being basically retarded im smart enough to know its supposed to be done better than whats taught but too stupid to do it at that level

No.54312

cant even remember when progrider died was it 2017 or 2018 or maybe 2016

No.54313

could have started in the xp era but didnt have anyone to teach me just mom raging if i ever did anything to flip up her computer even temporarily

No.54314

had it all and still didnt make it dad even gave me my own pc and installed linux on it

No.54315

love installing gnu slash linux on my sons computer to guarantee he ends up a greasy ponytailed virg

No.54316


No.54317

wonder what happened to dormnorm

No.54318

>>54301
nice griefer

No.54319

nothin grief simply learning how to jg

No.54320

have corn syrup aftertaste on the back of my tongue cant get rid of it

No.54321

had some orange hfcs water with my pasta

No.54322

ya i had orange too and now its bonded to my tongue

No.54323

dont drink sugarwater

No.54324

its not sugar its fructose

No.54325


No.54326

i have anemia ghosta it explains a lot

No.54328

woke up not feelin too good

No.54329


No.54330

crying laputyan is back

No.54332

get aids and die norm

No.54333

how come you tubenorms didnt tell me gura was back

No.54334

>>54326
just eat some liverwurst

No.54335

>>54333
hima has posts now go back there worthless teen

No.54337

>>54328
same im hungover but not at the same time

No.54342

listening to some norm macdonald you know most people my age are into mr beast and vince50 but they are nothing compared to the classics im just upset i never knew about him when he was still alive

No.54343

cant understand that post

No.54344

how the flip did you not know about norm until last year

No.54345


No.54346

norm mcnormald

No.54350

first saw norm on that comedy central roast where he told bad jokes

No.54351

wish i was smart enough to understand norms jokes

No.54352

dressed in black from head to toe

No.54353

>>54342
nice literal 12 year old but if youre not a girl we dont want you here

No.54354

you cant gatekeep here if oatman wont kick out the teens the teens stay

No.54355

im a girl just stuck in the wrong body

No.54356

if we want to keep ourselves pure as a nationless people we must develop new esoteric practices not unlike the friends and the kaballah

No.54357

started snowing whilst i was in bed whacking off this is like the third time all winter

No.54358

>>54354
nice literal baby who cant even imagine posting without a jan wiping his bum for him

No.54359

never watched saturday norm live except for that one chris farley skit about the van thought it was lame

No.54360

used to tardlaugh hard over that one

No.54361

when have we ever been driven by anything other than the whims of a jan either in servitude or defiance

No.54362

found a box of candy mom gave me for normsmas in the cabinet dinner is served

No.54363

you cant just eat candy for dinner

No.54364

why ive got milk too

No.54365

just ate a big fat burrito myself

No.54366

got somethin big and fat for you right here

No.54367

what is it i could go for another burrito

No.54368

its cylindrical like a burrito except at the tip

No.54369

love peeling the tortilla back to get at the meat sticking out have to be careful to NOT drip any of the juices when i do it

No.54370

is that supposed to be a normskin joke i wouldnt know im american theyre illegal here

No.54371

love posting penis innuendo on ghostyblog.hima

No.54372

never been there is it anything like this board

No.54373


No.54374


No.54375


No.54376

wonder if the guy complaining about lack of janishment knows the punishment for ban evasion was a pasted 15minute ban

No.54377

guess ill watch a japanese pornographic movie the chinks were kind enough to copy and share with me

No.54378

never complained about the lack of jans i simply pointed out that we dont own otas garbage dump

No.54379

spermed guess ill make a midnight snack and snooze after a bit

No.54380


No.54381

>>54378
maybe you dont but im owning on here every day

No.54382

tired

No.54383

whys it called the pleasure of being spermed inside when foids can barely feel it

No.54384

its a psychological pleasure

No.54385

they cant feel the sperm but they can tell when the moid is sperming they also like when he says it out loud

No.54386

still tired

No.54387


No.54388


No.54389

woke up with a sore bhole again

No.54390

hate when i get sleepsnapped

No.54391

women are never good comedians so does that mean all these epic clips of epic vtubers like nene and omaruebi that me and the other guy post arent actually epic but were being tricked by their feminine wiles to think they are

No.54392

uhh did you think they were epic because i sure didnt

No.54393

uh ya

No.54394

air fried a jumbo dog turned nice and crispy

No.54395

woke jacked

No.54396

die wojack

No.54397

sigh Please excuse my poor English no gf guy is literally me

No.54398

what no gf guy

No.54399

still dont know the rudeness filter

No.54400

wonder how long until the friends start forcing brainchips on everyone and putting ads in our dreams

No.54401

uh just pay 299.99 a month for the ad free subscription with 50% more working memory

No.54402

forgot to say rabbit rabbit

No.54403

uh its still the 28th

No.54404

not in japan

No.54405

have to shovel later snowed about 6 inches

No.54406

shat bricks

No.54407

did you see it

No.54408

>>54399
its Please forgive my rudeness

No.54409

guess ill game for a while

No.54410

whats the homo filter

No.54411

I am an incomparable homo

No.54412

do you really not know these after ten years

No.54413

im tard

No.54414

technically a good poster should know none of them Please excuse my poor English I am an incomparable homo

No.54415

was loyal to hima knew nothing of the other spinoffs or their filters

No.54416

get out himatard

No.54417

nah

No.54418

dog time

No.54419


No.54420

This is almost as funny as my lack of fine motor skills

No.54421


No.54422

pasted

No.54423

might go back to blogging on himasugi dot blog slash jaypee theres less vtuber posts there or maybe i should just go to a textboard away from the w permanently we have clearly grown apart and neither party is interested anymore

No.54424

give it a rest turt were not falling for the psyop

No.54425

finna sperm

No.54426

spermed

No.54427

post the doujin and exact page you spermed on

No.54428


No.54429

>>54424
yeah and turt too and all of the clownsonas that should have stayed in foolz and /o/ anyways not gonno bother

No.54430


No.54431

sigh he wouldve loved that

No.54432

>>54428
Please stick it in mee

No.54433

whats so vile about a drawing of a panda

No.54434

troll

No.54436

https://files.catbox.moe/lqw9hm.mp4 sigh even zuns a tubie now

No.54437

3rd dog of the day

No.54438

and mom bought cookies phw its lookin like a good day

No.54439

they had tetote connect at round1

No.54440

>>54438
can i have one

No.54441

gamed and shoveled the driveway cant feel me back

No.54442

>>54440
ya post address

No.54443

groan mom bought vegetarian pea soup

No.54444

owned

No.54445

nice quads

No.54446

ate pasta and 3 pieces of bread falling asleep

No.54447

might hit the hay myself

No.54448

as for me poured some normka cookin a quesadilla and oh yeah its gametime

No.54449

all gamed out meself lying down and watching vids

No.54450

wish i had a dilla

No.54451

salted the driveway went through a whole bag so mom cant complain if she falls

No.54452

woke up gaming

No.54453

nice sleepgamer

No.54454

attention span has been shot

No.54455


No.54456

assisting

No.54457

wearing my teen beanie

No.54458

ngl there was this one saint from Assisi

No.54459

burrito time

No.54460

ate icecream too lazy to cook

No.54461

come sizfag, come ghost of sizfag and beget my wanly presence with brevity and soul

No.54462


No.54463

put a dent in emptying all the piss bottles only have maybe 2 dozen to go

No.54464

woke up showered with some nice 2 in 1 celpoo now im watching the new settled

No.54465

dont forget to empty the shite drawer

No.54466

how about a nice highlight for old times sake

No.54467

was never much of a highlighter

No.54468

forgot to say rabbit rabbit

No.54469

stopped checking up on touhou stuff with ten desires anything double dealing character and later is zun fanfic

No.54470

too fat stupid and ugly to enjoy touhou

No.54471

which 2hu flip

No.54472

still cant believe zun died

No.54473

yep its lookin like another processed meat slathered in sugar sauce day

No.54474

zun released subterranean animism right after turning 30

No.54475

im a subterranean animal

No.54476

nice basement dweller

No.54477


No.54478

life is death

No.54479

bring me my coffin then

No.54480

oh man my back is flipped up from shoveling

No.54481

the shite shoveler

No.54482

good thing im a sedentary manbaby

No.54483

moms making something with meat today

No.54484

hope pikas husband makes her find a real job

No.54485


No.54486

>>54483
uh shes supposed to be doing that every day were american

No.54487


No.54488


No.54489


No.54490

pasted trannies owning vfoids

No.54491

any nice agptubers

No.54492

what the heck did pikamee really quit because of harry potter bullying

No.54493

went to the store with mom got 16 buns and 18 dogs for 16.29 and a pound of cheetos for 4.30 no beer though they keep it in a separate area and i didnt want to deal with a new scenario

No.54494

had a weird dream that mom brought home a baby

No.54495

was it a sexy baby

No.54496

saw one of those too she was rolling around on the floor and getting yelled at by her mom

No.54497

gonno kill every last agp and bring back pika

No.54498

die tubeteen

No.54499

wish both would die

No.54500

wanted to get pizzas but mom didnt have a coupon jacks is now a luxury good

No.54501

gaming

No.54502

im 胸無し大罪司教

No.54503

wish i could die

No.54504

wish i could live

No.54505

drama queens

No.54506

been gaming now im behind on watching

No.54507

wonder if the 今日から俺はロリのヒモ! drama cd is any good

No.54508

english you frickin dweeaboo

No.54509

you mean wap

No.54510

im wasp

No.54511

crying first cham now pikamee

No.54512

https://files.catbox.moe/7ejwps.jpg
took a moment to discuss the issues with our colleagues

No.54513

lifted heavy things and put them back down might darkshower then game and jo perhaps jo and game

No.54514

havent even visited the 4 in years but ive been thinking about going back again cant be worse than all the other ways i waste my time doing NOThing

No.54515

>>54509
nice cardi b

No.54516

ate 3dilla

No.54517


No.54518

am i supposed to care about some random norm changing his name there are almost 8 billion people on this planet

No.54519

>>54514
nah even kens using his time better than i am reading that shite havent posted in years but regret every tab i open

No.54520

ulis not some random norm

No.54521

>>54517
what the flip

No.54522

woke up holy flip

No.54523

uh yeah kens using his time better hes working his way up the aryan brotherhood gonno make it big when he gets out

No.54524

hes reading books and playing board games with people who share the same interests

No.54525

thats what i said

No.54526

wonder if hell have trouble adjusting when hes let out

No.54527

cant believe kens an ab shot caller

No.54528

dont think theyve even got gangs in the peditentiary

No.54529


No.54530


No.54531

seeing uli makes me miss nb havent seen him in ages

No.54532

boles has another 9 years in the pen this is inhumane

No.54533

his crimes were inhumane

No.54534

wish i was as pasted as uli

No.54535

oppai oppai

No.54536

>>54531
uh whos pretending to be him here then

No.54537

uh where

No.54538

what are you talking about im based neetblog

No.54539

gihbros are we finna get drinks for a raid

No.54540

its Womans history month how are you all celebrating smashing the patriarchy

No.54541


No.54542

well

No.54543

>>54540
To the degree that a serious discussion may be held here, I'd like to appease the idea that somehow scientific marvel is to account for the power of creation itself

No.54544


No.54545

>>54542
cant quantify something like that i just sense it because i thought my bros were still with me

No.54546

translation you couldnt sense a damn thing because nb is dead and has been dead for the last 4 yers

No.54547

sigh no

No.54548

onto quesadilla numero quatro

No.54549

just make a giant one why keep getting up and down

No.54550

glad normbitch is dead

No.54551

ill feel the same way about you

No.54552

i dont have any giant tortillas

No.54553

hifumin hifumin

No.54554

might be a movie night havent decided yet downloaded the ralph bakshi lord of the rings the other day dont remember anything except it sucks

No.54555

watched the death of stalin couple days ago steve buscemi is a good khrushchev

No.54556

wouldnt mind being confident and successful as an ugly man

No.54557

Buscemi's paternal ancestors were from the town of Menfi in Sicily, and his mother is of Irish, English, and Dutch ancestry
tragic what sicilian blood does to the white man

No.54558

>>54554
it owns retard

No.54559

thought it sucked massive dick when i saw it at 10 or so and mom decided she wanted me to be an alienated loser forever by not letting me see fellowship or the others because they were pg13 while the norms got to see them without reading the book or a book voluntarily

No.54560

>>54557
dont have a problem with any of those groups that ship has long since sailed if theyre lighter than my shite and theyre from europe its fine

No.54561


No.54562

loved the book as a kid thought the movies pinched though

No.54563

what about fellowship

No.54564


No.54565

die smartnorm

No.54566

got a fifth percentile iq and i live in a pile of trash

No.54567

same but i poured out a shitload of piss yesterday

No.54568


No.54569

couldnt afford the sword so i bought a nice axe

No.54570


No.54571


No.54572


No.54573

only got a nice fiskars hatchet

No.54574

was gonno unsporterize the rifle but then i found out replacement stocks cost just as much as a complete rifle

No.54575

head on back to the site you allowed to be raped to death teen

No.54576

which one

No.54578


No.54579

never played xenoblade got stuck on the ac7 mission where you have to laser bomb the things

No.54583

pasted dubya

No.54584

>>54544
why does she have no agency

No.54585

agency or agency

No.54586

woke up its game time

No.54587

>>54584
uhh she asks the guy to call an ambulance what else should she do

No.54588

did she died

No.54589

ya the first dead tuber

No.54590

feeling the urge to sperm inside a kitty

No.54591


No.54592

mom bought the off brand ketchup

No.54593

stairs

No.54594

mindblowing that norms wake up to a blaring alarm and immediately down a cup of normffee every day whats wrong with them

No.54595

i normally wake up before my alarm

No.54596

but thats enough chitchat i gotta get to work

No.54597

sigh pnigs not gonna take this news well

No.54598

uh what news

No.54599

the seganet麻雀 installer is like one of those stock installers from windows xp japs are insane they will still be on web 1.0 and using fax in 2060

No.54600

whats wrong with that

No.54601

its inefficient

No.54602

theyre pasted they know technology shouldnt have advanced past 2006

No.54603

why 06

No.54604

the magic number

No.54605


No.54606

constipated

No.54607

mom bought almond pound cake

No.54608


No.54609


No.54610


No.54611

linkspam hours

No.54612

ill pound her cake if shes not careful

No.54613


No.54614

mom said the toilets broken just pissed in it and it went down fine

No.54615

youre supposed to listen to mom

No.54616

its lookin like chicken pasta day

No.54617

barely piss in the toilet these days its always teh sink

No.54618


No.54619

heard today that bro and his gf got engaged in jan

No.54620

>>54615
been listening to her bitch and moan about the fridge being broken on a daily basis for 2 months ill consider the toilet broken when i flush and im up to my ankles in shite not before

No.54621

respect your elders

No.54622

>>54584
nice brashnorm yanking the helmet off and administering sloppy cpr breaking the broken neck worse

No.54623

>>54603
the macintosh cellular telephone came out in 07

No.54624

norms didnt have them until like twelve years ago apart from the touchscreen and phonecalls i dont remember it doing anything my psp couldnt do

No.54625

ya 12 years ago 2007 like i said

No.54626

sigh i remember mom raging about teens talking on their cellphones when she worked at a library 20 years ago its all just an arms race to see how the norms will flip things up next

No.54627

sometimes wish i hadnt sold the psp but then remember the batteries bulge and feel relieved

No.54628

got a bulge that needs to be relieved

No.54629


No.54630

>>54627
when i went to sell mine at a store that had just opened up in the mall a decade ago the guy said it was one of the most well taken care of he had seen but only offered me 20 bucks

No.54631

the wrath of xi

No.54632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQGEB7uhDUQ
pasted bernkastel mirror match Please stick it in mee

No.54633

>>54627
had a nice psp battery bulge think i posted a pic but cant recall

No.54634

hate these normtubers with their deep resonant mic settings like i want to feel your soysqueaking in my lower jawbone

No.54635

never owned a vita got a refurb pstv for 20 bucks a couple years ago and by a couple i mean 8

No.54636

and by refurb i mean it still had the last guys credit card info on it

No.54637

hope you used that to buy the other 7 Please stick it in mee

No.54638

think mom got me sick again

No.54639

owned

No.54640

guess ill play some touhou

No.54641

stream

No.54642

they hired me and I get my own office

No.54643

no one gives a fuck

No.54644

I figured that much

No.54645

woke up and gave meself a neetcut

No.54646

still remember trying to sell soul calibur at gamestop and they offered me $3 never went back there glad theyre dead

No.54647

die I

No.54648

rude people rule the world

No.54649

I was so up my ass at the meeting I can't wait to go to work

No.54650

love when mom tards out and shoves glasses into the cupboard that dont fit then opens it and drops one on the floor narrowly missing her dogs head

No.54651

loved trolling hard with pasted yoda in soul caliber 4

No.54652

as for me it was astaroth

No.54653

played yoshimitsu taki and talim

No.54654

tried to talk mom into pizza or mcds for dinner instead of grilled cheese and soup but its 20 big ones either way

No.54655


No.54656

>>54646
remember being a lad at the funcoland they had giant bins of nes and snes carts for like 50c each but mom wouldnt let me buy any

No.54657

never paid attention to the discount bins of old games because i was looking toward the polygonal future and then one day they were gone

No.54658

havent bought an old video game in years i figure a snes is still like 40 bucks with controllers ac adapter and mario world right

No.54659

as for me i have always been a tira player

No.54660


No.54661

>>54658
add about 90 to that number

No.54662


No.54663

had a projector in the basement with the cast hooked up jod to the art gallery on more than one occasion

No.54664

>>54662
if its ivy or sophitia youre norm

No.54665

might have a nostalgic takjak one of these years

No.54666


No.54667

theyre still getting away with it taki has visible nipples even in the new sc

No.54668

>>54652
played astaroth too hes just like me

No.54669

forgot i bought soul calibur 6 havent played it since release

No.54670

normcalibur

No.54671


No.54672


No.54673


No.54674

warning only click the most recent of those three embeds

No.54675

die cel

No.54676

im deathcel

No.54677

anyone else gonno play blue protocol

No.54678

dont know what that is

No.54679

think i remember seeing that as a tag when joing

No.54680

watching that goatis vid while enjoying some antinutrients

No.54681


No.54682

pasted trannies owning normtubers maybe theyre not so bad

No.54683

trans rights

No.54684

first they came for the tubies and i didnt speak up because i was not a tubie

No.54685

never understood why so many people hate the pasted tranners

No.54686

been sleeping naked later its a game changer never realized how big of a difference it makes specially for body temperature now my balls dont feel like theyre burning all night anymore

No.54687

got swamp ass

No.54688

>>54596
hb long day today

No.54689


No.54691

thought only women watch netflix men watch sportsball

No.54692

gamed time for some dogs im thinking jalapenomustard onions tabasco and kraut

No.54693

>>54691
they watch netflix when theres no sportsball on

No.54694

hooo boy

No.54695

love inviting the ladies over for netflix n chill

No.54696

watching movies with my gf was one of my teen daydreams but now that its socially unacceptable to hit women im not sure how youre supposed to teach them to put the normphone away while its playing

No.54697

nothin wrong with playing some gacha games while watching a movie

No.54698

nah

No.54699

love NOT having the attention span for one dopamine dispenser because i keep getting distracted by aNOTher

No.54700

thats a sure sign of a very content and functioning society

No.54701

even if im dedicating my full attention to a movie i still miss small details

No.54702

spent multiple minutes rambling to mom about when they brought the little rascals dog back in the 90s and gave him his own tv show and calling him spoteye but i just remembered i was thinking of wishbone and the little rascals dog looks nothing like him

No.54703

https://files.catbox.moe/4uk9ag.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7zdzot.jpg
at least i was close and they both have the eye thing i was also getting the first pic confused with the dog from toy story which also has it

No.54704

thinkin about crackin

No.54705

whats the problem

No.54706

cant decide if i want to or not

No.54707

uh if you can have blogs in the house without cracking them why not simply wait for when youve got some pizza or mcds or a vid to watch

No.54708

guess ill crack

No.54709

made the mistake of thinking about my age and lost youth

No.54710

too much of a manbaby to drink while eating i find it highlights the bitterness of the beer

No.54711

wish i had a sexy lil sis to mess with

No.54712

>>54710
its all about dopamine stacking

No.54713

>>54711
sigh you could have been cellmates

No.54714

what about cel mates

No.54715


No.54716

holy flip

No.54717

pasted

No.54718

>>54599
nice job falling for the holoshill mahjong tubie

No.54719

love getting paid to watch the laugher uhhh meant programming Please stick it in mee

No.54720

thank god i was born just in time to experience all of my public education under the shadow of columbine and no nagger left behind to really drive home that the only purpose of life is to be tortured forever

No.54721

buddha could have told you that a while ago

No.54722

laughing hard at all those mud golem kids that have to go to school now have fun being turned into a faguette my life sucked hope yours is worse

No.54723

you shouldnt hope for that

No.54724

flip em they deserve it

No.54725

mindblowing how were in the third month of 2023

No.54726

not mindblown by that anymore at all could look down and see the clock says 2050 and not be shocked at all

No.54727

its twenty twenty three now but will i live to see twenty fo the way things is going i dont know

No.54728

yeah probably

No.54729

keeping my fingers crossed for an act of kamisama as soon as i clean my room and wipe my hard drives

No.54730

woke up showered changed the sheets

No.54731

cant wait to post about how mindblowing it is that were in 2050 on the hima general on zuckchan

No.54732

hope you can control yourselves once were forced off the clearnet in a few years i dont care what you do but i dont want to see the kinds of things they showed in that maricopa county courtroom

No.54733

already work for zuck dont want to have to make blogs for him too

No.54734

burrito time

No.54735


No.54736

guess ill fire up a nice tomgirl doujin

No.54737

9:16 aspect ratio instantly closed kill yourself teen

No.54738

guess ill watch laputyan to fuel my schizo anti posts on 5ch

No.54739

love a good tok

No.54740

how the flip do you die in papers please in the first 10 minutes

No.54741

gth tubeteen

No.54742


No.54743

that clipper missed pasted mios stereotypical asian woman driving

No.54744


No.54745

>>54735
pasted

No.54746

thought everyone just walked everywhere in japan and no one drived

No.54747

snoozin

No.54748

they made a bunch good of public transit infrastructure then privatized it before lazy nepotism hires could ruin it

No.54749

love a good piece of privatized vital infrastructure

No.54750

dont see the problem as long as theres not a monopoly

No.54751


No.54753

mewing

No.54754

nyan

No.54755

>>54748
works in belarus

No.54756

uh

No.54757

shat my ass again

No.54758

the assshiter

No.54759

wish i was the cool math genius loner instead of a gamer

No.54760

you would have been if you were born 20 years earlier

No.54761


No.54762

firstjod might shower

No.54763

saw a glitch in real life think reality is crumbling

No.54764

woke up peppered my angus

No.54765

why

No.54766

helped mom take one last look at grandpas stuff and found some nazi memorabilia

No.54767


No.54768

why would i need to do that when the time comes ill be in my nest picking off those runners

No.54769

can you really hit a 5'8" target running at that speed

No.54770

ya hes going in a straight line ive been sniping teens on mcdonalds wifi for 20 years

No.54771

>>54768
die camper

No.54772


No.54773


No.54774

wonder if any of this wouldve happened if that demonic satan worshipping friend doctor never stole my foreskin when i was a defenseless babe fresh out the womb

No.54775

weird how the friends convinced everyone in the us to mutilate their baby boys

No.54776


No.54777

love having foreskin

No.54778

pic

No.54779

uh no
NOT posting my foreskin

No.54780


No.54781

>>54779
please itd really help me out

No.54782

picbeg is getting out of control

No.54783

hb saving this one for dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umDEWgWXCs

No.54784


No.54785

eating meat and potato stew

No.54786

whats taters

No.54787

my rentoids have never tipped me

No.54788

make em pay

No.54789

always gave the pizza guy a nice $1 tip

No.54790

heres a tip get lost bitch

No.54791

you cant talk to nb like that

No.54792

im talking to a hypothetical pizza guy who ive never interacted with because im not an urbanite in a delivery zone and wouldnt want some norm knowing where i live anyway

No.54793

nice flippin off gridder

No.54794

pizza sounds good maybe ill order a nice $12 pie for only $30 total with delivery fee taxes and tip

No.54795


No.54796

fire up the red baron and add some extra cheese olives and peppeloni or get some nice dominos or little caesars

No.54797

wish i had some frozens raining so i cant get any

No.54798


No.54799

pasted feesh helping him wage it up in the warehouse

No.54800

its in her best interests

No.54801


No.54802

wonder if there was another mystery neet manbaby loser that wouldve posted with us but he lost the diceroll and got born in china or india

No.54803


No.54804

dont recall asking for a pic

No.54805

its flipping raw

No.54806

picking at my foot callous

No.54807

asked mom to order pizza but dont know if she will comply

No.54808

did you say pretty please

No.54809

merched all my money and membership ran out and now i cant buy a bond Please stick it in mee

No.54810

watching a nice car chase with aris commentary

No.54811

gaming

No.54812

signed up for the blue protocol beta Please stick it in mee its gonno be a hoot

No.54813

poured some blogka eatin bagel

No.54814

>>54812
hope youre playing on jp

No.54815

>>54796
cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.54816

snowstorm outside

No.54817

i logged in with my jp bandai id but theres no beta sign up button i think its automatic or something

No.54818

>>54815
fire up the red baron and add some extra cheese olives and peppeloni or get some nice dominos or little caesars

No.54819

could this be the beginning of an epic new meme

No.54820

threw in 1 roll got pope johanna

No.54821

horny rn

No.54822

peppeloni is already its own epic meme

No.54823

woke up not feelin too good

No.54824

raging wheres paolo

No.54825

in japan

No.54826


No.54827

bacon pepperdogs are in the oven

No.54828


No.54829

nice diet of eggs soybeans and rice

No.54830

checked out the 4 for the first time in a year or two its just the exact same posts on repeat as when i last visited

No.54831

weird to think girls actually fear being snapped every day

No.54832

did you check out the hololive thread on jp or all the threads whining about elira and enna and zaion on vt

No.54833

no

No.54834

>>54831
theyre so lucky

No.54835


No.54836

gamed and broke some bucks

No.54837

the buckbreaker

No.54838

wonder how bikecauc is celebrating his birthday

No.54839

lots more ped threads on the 4 these days

No.54840

the norms will fight for ped rights soon and pmako will be freed

No.54841

ive seen fewer than ever

No.54842

went with mom to the store and to get pizza big mistake to leave the house twice in a week but i got blogs sodas canned soup and a 2 pound pork shoulder

No.54843

pork shoulder or pork butt

No.54844

filled a thread with sexy ladies during my last visit wonder if the jans gave me aNOTher perma

No.54845

>>54842
why was it a big mistake

No.54846

starting to feel like jerking it to drawings just isnt good enough i need the real thing

No.54847

phew stuffed on za and coke (zero) it was p good

No.54848

need to feel female breasts thighs stomach buttocks armpits aaaaaaaaaahhhhh

No.54849

used to go to b back in the day specifically to scout for ped threads before onion and lolitacomplex were a thing

No.54850

>>54846
move to arizona first

No.54851

only learned about pasted nudist colony photo sites recently

No.54852

>>54850
wont catch me moving to that shithole

No.54853

dont know it just says boneless pork shoulder and it was a big mistake because between mom being an airhead the store being more crowded than normal and needing to argue because they charged a difference price for the pizza than what was on the board i wasnt prepared also found out at home they didnt put pepperoni on mine and still charged for it

No.54854

how bout a pic

No.54855

youre ten years too late

No.54856

uh howd you cook and eat that pork so fast

No.54857

smelled my the crotch area of my pants and hoooo boy if any women were around theyd be going mad from these pheromones

No.54858


No.54859

howd you get such a crisp white background for your authentic photograph

No.54860

just naturally talented i guess

No.54861

wonder when ill find my talent

No.54862

edged softly

No.54863


No.54864

would like to make a game kinda like hylic if i werent completely reflappered

No.54865

dont know what that is

No.54866

bing it

No.54867

why would i bother whats my motivation

No.54868

what the flip didnt know they killed qa

No.54869

uh yeah why do you think pissu was made

No.54870

>>54867
you shouldnt need motivation for something so small thats reserved for big tasks

No.54871

uh pissu was made when qa was still running

No.54872

>>54868
nice slowpoke

No.54873

https://www.cdc.gov/healthyyouth/data/yrbs/pdf/YRBS_Data-Summary-Trends_Report2023_508.pdf
In 2021, 30% of high school students
had ever had sexual intercourse . Asian
students were less likely than students
from nearly all other racial and ethnic
groups to have ever had sex .

weird

No.54874

it would bring shame upon them

No.54875

NOThin weird its the future you chose

No.54876

dont think i even looked at the qa catalogue once got the gist it was full of teens though

No.54877

uh what about in pasted ts streams

No.54878

>>54863
little exhibitionist slut

No.54879

cracked still have plenty of diced onions left think im gonno make dogs again tonight then put the rest in the freezer

No.54880

thats a child you freak

No.54881

think i might apply for a j0b at the gas station

No.54882

>>54880
so you dont even want to know what i was doing as a child

No.54883

considered that when i was a teen but mom said it was too dangerous because gas stations get robbed

No.54884

bet your mom would know all about that

No.54885

started raining

No.54886

was more of a violentspermer as a kid used to imagine drowning girls from school in the toilet while flipping them and nearly choking them to death with my bone typically prefer milder forms of violation these days but tonight might be a snap night

No.54887

insert as the girl meself

No.54888

>>54886
tardlaughing

No.54889

beat vii it was okay bit of a letdown after putting it off all these years

No.54890

theres NOThing funny about a girl getting a massive dong forcibly shoved up her bhole

No.54891

prefer imagining it down the throat meself

No.54892

pretty sure they call that irrumatio

No.54893

bored

No.54894


No.54895

they call it 逆さフェラ

No.54896


No.54897

threw out the pizza boxes and there were still two slices in one of them so i ate them out of the trash it was beyond hovering though it never left the box

No.54898

the human garbage disposal

No.54899

how old were the slices

No.54900

i dont know 5 hours who cares were freaks

No.54901

wonder if freak got to go to japan for okayus 3d live

No.54902

might be too tired to sperm but ill do my best

No.54903

hope freak is happy with his vote after the pikamee incident

No.54904


No.54905

gettin severe backpain every day now if i sit in the chair this might be the year of rot

No.54906

same

No.54907

thought about buying the same tv as that guy and doing that but im not ready and my headphone cord isnt long enough to reach my bed

No.54908

you can get a nice female to male cord extender when you get the tv

No.54909

been using tvs on my bed instead of a chair for years only problem is the neetdent gets severe and the mattress gets dirty much faster so you have to change the sheets more

No.54910

cant lay down too long my legs get numb

No.54911

one of those days feelin like absolute shite

No.54912

jod too long balls hurt bad

No.54913

only happens to me if i dont sperm

No.54914

cant believe marine has a 4090 just to play minecra

No.54915

wish i had the attention span to ldar

No.54916


No.54917

biblical

No.54918


No.54919

cant decide if i like that or the reaction more

No.54920

snoozin

No.54921

had a dream hima became password protected and guessed the password

No.54922

that was the sb

No.54923

woke up to an internet outage

No.54924

think my hairline is coming back cant believe the caffeine shampoo actually worked

No.54925

whats wrong with that the internorm sucks hard anyways

No.54926

i am an existence that shouldnt be allowed to live

No.54927

woke up had a dream that i was in china and xi was watching me

No.54928

he is

No.54929

often think about if there are russian and chinese versions of ghoty and what theyd be like

No.54930

wish i was in china with xi dada watching out for me

No.54931

what the hell is ghoty some discord

No.54932


No.54933

greatest heist of the year

No.54934

shamiko

No.54935

bought normahol

No.54936

might by a sixer of double strengths tomorrow

No.54937

why NOT just pick up a handle of blogka for a third of the price

No.54938

i bought store brand blogka

No.54939

im trying to cut down to one sixer a week and also blogka isnt cheaper here

No.54940

die foreignorm

No.54941

gonno snooze

No.54942

weird annoying orange is still ongoing

No.54943

pasted orangetubie

No.54944

phew defiantly do NOT scroll down /jp/ right now

No.54945


No.54946


No.54947

out of food i want to eat might be time for a snack run

No.54948

>>54944
you can get that one from yandex Please stick it in mee

No.54949

love using yandex reverse image find similar search

No.54950


No.54951

you realize im NOT clicking any of those friendtube links right

No.54952

google translates もちもちですね as It's sticky

No.54953

translate it ankidrones

No.54954

slept through nepolabo gangbeasts 2023 gonno watch

No.54955


No.54956

juicy

No.54957

guess ill head to the store anyone need anything

No.54958

>>54914
shes using it for stable diffusion minecrap just pays the power bill

No.54959

>>54886
considered following a blonde girl to the bathroom and raping her one time at 14 decided against it

No.54960

woke up sore and wheezing i finally know what that guy was talking about

No.54961

uh oh forgot to manually filter rape the himatards going to get mad

No.54962

thanks for identifying yourself as a raiding teen with that post didnt even notice the first one

No.54963

youre welcome

No.54964

oh snap

No.54965

went to the grocery store put three kinds of oranges in one plastic bag two of one kind one of two others the most expensive kind didnt have a sticker told the checkout guy there were only two types in the bag Please stick it in mee saved a cool quarter

No.54966

eating tangerine its good

No.54967

never understood why a tangerine is a orange but a nectarine is a peach

No.54968

what else would it be

No.54969

uhh

No.54970

uhh aint no fruit i ever heard of

No.54971

put that pork shoulder in the oven gonno make sandwiches out of it

No.54972

pic

No.54973

theres no way im getting up again until its done

No.54974

hell ya lookin forward to the completed pic thats a promise

No.54975

yakusokus are for friends so i dont need them

No.54976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkmduno93M
friendtube has been recommending me lots of no views gameplay vids lately

No.54977

not sure if ill game today been stuck on the second to last level for a while trying to perfect it

No.54978

stream

No.54979

wish i could muster the effort to game

No.54980

not a streamer

No.54981


No.54982

wouldnt mind waging if i could sculpt sexy ladies all day

No.54983

cracked a cornsyrup beverage

No.54984


No.54985

pinched my nips

No.54986


No.54987

got some chest tightness after edging hard

No.54988


No.54989

>>54959
what the flip ban this latent rapist himako

No.54990

himakos too busy doing laundry https://files.catbox.moe/mku3qq.PNG

No.54991

uh thats pcauc NOT himako

No.54992

edged more intensely now i have a headache

No.54993

youre killing yourself

No.54994

when i turn off my ceiling fan my little speakers pop and if im watching or gaming sometimes it freezes or crashes or the audio stops working until i restart the program

No.54995


No.54996

>>54990
sigh hes living his best life

No.54997


No.54998

all me btw

No.54999

die impersonator

No.55000

i need sex and i need it now

No.55001

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No.55002


No.55003

sigh got aNOTher business trip on monday

No.55004

nailbiting

No.55005

woke up mornin gents

No.55006

nailbled

No.55007

havent ripped off any cuticles lately

No.55008

watching the last of us

No.55009

the bros down at the water cooler were talking about that last week

No.55010

guess ill play some touhou and snooze

No.55011

do they get their water from the water store

No.55012

phew those were some good pulled pork sandwiches made bbbq sauce and coleslaw too

No.55013

not picbeg but you cant just taunt us like that after promising

No.55014

>>55010
stream

No.55015

NOThin taunt just blogging as is customary in a blog thread

No.55016

libido increases when i fast and dies when i eat guess its my primal instincts telling me to satisfy my biological imperative before starving

No.55017

and what gave you the impression this is a blog thread

No.55018

might apple jack

No.55019

might bake a frozen pizza and pour some liquor

No.55020


No.55021

preheating the oven poured some blogka ill probably regret this NOT that ill drink too much and get a hangover just had planned on NOT drinking tonight

No.55022

maybe i should just dump it

No.55023

>>55012
whats the extra b for

No.55024

bitchin barbequeue

No.55025


No.55026


No.55027

just realized the past is never coming back

No.55028

>>55026
Please stick it in mee

No.55029


No.55030

gonno earlycrack in order to hopefully earlysnooze

No.55031

uh early its 10pm

No.55032

teared up listening to code monkey again even though ive never been a coder

No.55033

the pizza is out of the oven

No.55034

i normally start around midnight when i get up late and its 9 here

No.55035

code monkey think maybe manager wanna write goddamn login page himself

No.55036

weird portal is over 15 years old

No.55037

sometimes wonder what i missed out on NOT playing mmos but its NOT like i had a choice since i didnt have any money as a teen

No.55038

sigh portal tf2 left4dead episode3

No.55039

only played them for the novelty of interacting with randoms and exploring was either too tard or to smart to give a flip about the gameplay

No.55040

only regret missing out on ultima online got the disc with an ultima pack but mom wasnt gonno pay for a monthly subscription

No.55041

>>55037
scape was free

No.55042

pizzas good added some extra cheese and dipping in ranch

No.55043

never scaped thought it was a tard mmo because it was free

No.55044

ya ultima online was the only one i wish i had been able to play maybe everquest and eve too

No.55045

Please stick it in mee yeah i scaped that was the exception but didnt have a guild or interact with anyone

No.55046

never played portal

No.55047

thats is what they call a generation gap

No.55048


No.55049

>>55046
do you have two hours to kill

No.55050

the cake is a lie

just lost the game

No.55051


No.55052

all i know is the wine lasts longer when you dont gotta share it with someone

No.55053

>>55051
then fire it up

No.55054

not interested in playing it im too tard for video games

No.55055

too young huh well try it out when you turn 18

No.55056

>>55054
nice gamer girl

No.55057

stop talking about portal makes me think about the times

No.55058

played portal back then but didnt care for it

No.55059

didnt like it either but i got peer pressured

No.55060

>>55055
it was rated t for teen

No.55061

would defiantly flip meself in multiple holes if i had a portal gun

No.55062

who wouldnt

No.55063

girls cant flip themselves they dont have the flipping mechanism they can only be flipped

No.55064

remember a lot of portal porn dont remember the specifics

No.55065

>>55062
anyone whos not a filthy sodomite freak

No.55066

at that za well within the span of 1 (one) episode

No.55067

so noone

No.55068

really hard to angle things right for a nice prostatejo with what i have been thinking of getting one of those special curved rods

No.55069

when i look out there it makes me glad im not you

No.55070


No.55071


No.55072

i have a job

No.55073


No.55074

>>55072
get aids and die you freak

No.55075

already watched that one today Please stick it in mee

No.55076


No.55077


No.55078

bored

No.55079

why

No.55080

hate that period after an intense jo when im no longer feeling it but the tools are still drying to remind me of what i just did

No.55081

die assjo

No.55082

holes starting to form in my jeans near my unmentionable regions just bought these NOT that long ago guess quality is going down might have to switch strategies and buy nicer pairs instead of just buying cheap pairs wonder if any american companies really make sturdy jeans anymore

No.55083

あたし死なない

No.55084

>>55079
dont have any functioning dopamine receptors left

No.55085

groan ota dont wanna let me post

No.55086

programming is boring and demeaning

No.55087

have an idea for a game just need to become a programmer an artist and a musician first

No.55088

just make it with your friends you can be the idea person

No.55089

ill make the logo

No.55090

NOT letting some friend steal my million dollar idea and force me to burn down his studio

No.55091

lost the game again

No.55092

ぼくたち仲間じゃないですか

No.55093

in english doc

No.55094

past midnight and im NOT tired gonno mess up my beauty sleep this rate

No.55095

watched some gccx eps from more recent seasons somehow its different from how it used to be hes actually good at the games now and at the slightest hint of difficulty an ad will jump in and take over

No.55096

weird 2013 was 10 years ago

No.55097

the only thing weird is how little of my life i was able to spend in a time period worth living in

No.55098

then everything changed when wall street attacked

No.55099

if those dumb hippies had just taken it up the ass like always instead of having some gay block party the 2000s would have extended for another 6 years minimum

No.55100

that would mean we would be living through the equivalent of 2017 right now

No.55101

whats your point

No.55102


No.55103

sigh 2017 the good old days

No.55104

knew you were gonno say that because i remember you saying back then i would be nostalgic for it im not i simply recognize that anything in the past is better than now no matter what

No.55105

sigh february 2023 the good old days

No.55106

not good ol days but yes my life was better a week ago

No.55107

nah a week ago pinched last week was okay and this week is gonno be epic

No.55108

spose ill lie down even though im NOT tired

No.55109

>>55107
how do you know

No.55110

i just know

No.55111

do ye now

No.55112

watched the kinmoza movie it was a real crier

No.55113

gonno head out to the garage stuff my pockets with some more blogs and turn in after a bit

No.55114


No.55115

holy normer

No.55116


No.55117

https://files.catbox.moe/fgd31k.png
do the norms ever get tired of this who gives a flip

No.55118

For teaming up, taking up space, telling our stories. Let’s show up for, support, and celebrate Legendary Women on Twitch and how they bring us together all year long.

No.55119

the only justin.tv links i watch are the ones posted here and if you do otherwise you deserve to be killed

No.55120

stopped liking electric wizard when i found out there was a foid in the band

No.55121

getting bored of these 3d lives

No.55122

uh the good albums came out before then and i think were supposed to have a gamer girl esque attraction to any girl that would play in a band like that to begin with considering its target audience is fat guys with ponytails that drink and do drugs

No.55123

hate those women and the gamer girls and girls like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3i8wfgkOlA way more than just evil norm women because theyre polluting our niche interest groups for male attention rather than just doing what normal women do

No.55124

uh you watch japanese camwhores shriek while playing teengames for money

No.55125

no i dont retard dont ever talk to me again

No.55126

im looking at the local time in ausfalia and ive seen hours of 13+ year old normtube links excuse me princess for taking a wild guess

No.55127

youre way less observant than you think you are then if you thought i was a tubeteen

No.55128

thought you were the eye of mauron getting wild on a saturday night

No.55129

if you were actually observant and capable of identifying posters youd notice he hasnt been here for months

No.55130

smw was just posting like 5 days ago about trannies and male privilege

No.55131

why are you abbreviating saten meta whiner as smw as if to try and show your ``obscure'' knowledge but either way that wasnt him just shut it

No.55132

who was it

No.55133

that was me

No.55134

oh

No.55135

if freak had been posting youd know about it hes pnigesque and cant help but identify himself repeatedly every single time he visits

No.55136

>>55131
uh any abbreviations arent for you or anyone else who immediately knows what they mean theyre for the raiders

No.55137

dont care anymore having arguments here isnt fun like it used to be

No.55138

whos arguing

No.55139

pmako got rid of the real arguenorms ages ago things havent been the same since

No.55140

no need to argue because i know im always right

No.55141

the flipping arrogance

No.55142

NOThin arrogance its just something ive realized over time by forgoing friendship sexual encounters and employment my third eye is just starting to open

No.55143


No.55144

woke up showered bhole still oily from yesterday

No.55145

you get what you deserve

No.55146

and desire

No.55147

dont think anyone desires an oily bhole

No.55148

only sodomize meself once a year or so and always regret it

No.55149

>>55147
youd be surprised

No.55150


No.55151

made coffee

No.55152

got an erection from drawings of naked girls having sex

No.55153

pics

No.55154


No.55155

someone help her

No.55156

she loves it

No.55157

guess ill watch a nice E-gf simulator 東京ガールフレンドシミュレーター 和大奶妹在東京 GIMME BITS IF IM CUTE? ayaya stream

No.55158

die tubie

No.55159

saw people using afab and amab wonder if its like acab

No.55160


No.55161

keep hitting f5 but no new posts appear

No.55162

uh just use the autoupdater

No.55163

how would that help if there are no posts

No.55164

uh f5 we use ctrl-r around here

No.55165

yeah love pressing two buttons instead of one especially love when i misclick and open a new tab

No.55166

i never miss

No.55167

love reaching out to the f row

No.55168

bh tinyhands

No.55169

love doing the thing where i place my hand against a girls and she tells me i have big hands

No.55170

think my posts have been too spicy lately need to tone it down I am an incomparable homo

No.55171

meant to say Please forgive my rudeness

No.55172

which ones

No.55173

moms making meaty soup

No.55174

that better be a real meat like beef NOT chicken

No.55175

weird how several recent anime have had slavery normalized or even glorified what is abe planning this time

No.55176

hes dead

No.55177

>>55172
the ones that guy said are freaks

No.55178

thought those were mine

No.55179

woke up ooging to the sexy babies new 3d outfit

No.55180

been shittin hard all day

No.55181

ate some whole grain goldfish

No.55182

>>54830
think im done checking it out got a warning and deleted post because i said a bad word PREDICTABLE how bad things have gotten

No.55183

what was the bad word

No.55184

you know

No.55185

itchy scalp

No.55186

told a jan to break his broom against me back

No.55187

love squeezing out a massive niggy turd and leaving it for the jan to clean up as i change ips

No.55188

used to do that on the big h Please stick it in mee

No.55189


No.55190

crying cant believe thad got head from an agp in prison

No.55191


No.55192

as nb always said a slurps a slurp

No.55193

made tea in my new mug well its NOT really new got it from goodwill but its white instead of my usual dark blue

No.55194

feeling fat

No.55195

sigh

No.55196


No.55197


No.55198

wish i could still watch anime

No.55199

its NOT that great

No.55200

better than whatever this is

No.55201

my brains too norm to enjoy anime but not norm enough to interact with norms

No.55202

just watched two damn good eps myself teared up

No.55203

tore up

No.55204

miss my bakabt account but i would probably still just be downloading and not watching

No.55205

uhhh bakabt were all on animebytes now

No.55206

guess ill watch a nice 713 vid farming playlist

No.55207

lost that one too years ago and havent tried to get on irc to get it back

No.55208

donated a nice 5bux a decade ago so my account doesnt get pruned when i dont bother logging in for half a year

No.55209

die paypig

No.55210

jealous

No.55211

id rather pay 1000 bucks than ircbeg the pirate king

No.55212

sigh he loved irc

No.55213

preheating the oven

No.55214

the baker

No.55215

gonno have to do it eventually and just fill a bunch of externals in case i ever want to rewatch something

No.55216

never preheat always just shove the food in there cold

No.55217

pizzas in the oven

No.55218

pizzas out of the oven

No.55219

pic

No.55220


No.55221

crying for marines sis

No.55222

>>55220
pasted

No.55223

they used to call me pizzaface

No.55224

that could have been your supervillain name

No.55225

too nice to become a villain

No.55226

4 frozen hashbrowns in the air fryer

No.55227

some rather frightening gurgling in me guts

No.55228

think about a hundred tabs is where i start running into ram trouble even with 8gb

No.55229

cleaned up recently have 1833 open now but only a small fraction is actually loaded

No.55230

>>55228
did you fall for the slowmium meme

No.55231

dropped aNOTher show midseason just NOT feeling it

No.55232


No.55233

might be time to shave

No.55234


No.55235

sigh they must be good friends wish i had a friend like that

No.55236

that could have been us

No.55237

today for sure no normahol

No.55238

went on a pitbull slash buddy analogy rant think varg is right autism is the secret to european success

No.55239

Drove behind a car with a pitbull lover sticker for a bit the other day

No.55240

glad pitbulls are illegal here

No.55241

great now do it with buddies

No.55242

would be funny how low the bar for a functional human society is if the norms werent so psychopathic self destructive and retarded that it was totally unreachable what chain of events led to a woman being allowed to operate a 2 ton moving piece of steel while proudly displaying her love for genetic defect animals that only exist to fight

No.55243

https://files.catbox.moe/2ju03k.jpg
how could you hate these little angels

No.55244

feel disgust and revulsion whenever i see a pit didnt used to

No.55245

sigh aNOTher poor individual radicalized by the internet hate machine

No.55246

could go for a game dungeon rn

No.55247


No.55248

took a spin to wendys to get nuggers decided to get chili never had theirs

No.55249

love eating the meat scraped from behind the grill and microwaved with some beans and cumin

No.55250

the teengirl with a nose piercing forgot my sauce

No.55251

that was an invitation to give her some of your sauce

No.55252

>>55250
did you tell her youre single and ready to mingle

No.55253

she looked about 17 probably already used by 5 guys minimum

No.55254


No.55255

ya youre right better to wait until that number has two additional digits

No.55256

>>55254
stupid little bitch

No.55257

In 2021, 6% of high school students had
had sexual intercourse with four or more
partners during their life . Male students
were more likely than female students to
have sex with four or more partners during
their life . Asian students were less likely
than students from nearly all other racial
and ethnic groups to have sex with four or
more partners during their life

No.55258

>>55256
what the hell

No.55259

i calls it how i sees it

No.55260

take it back

No.55261

i dont even care anymore i instinctively knew high school was my last chance to score and i didnt know how to do it then the norms pulled the ladder up behind them by pushing the sexual harassment meme down from the corporate world to torture us

No.55262

nice fox

No.55263

>>55261
you could have been immune to being called a virg on the internet if you went to summer school found a dumpy looking emo girl who likes maplestory then pretended to like the same band from her tshirt

No.55264

uh summer school im no tard

No.55265

thats where youd find the girls dumb enough to convince them to flip you tard

No.55266

listen to chad over here a dumpy looking emo girl like she would have been obtainable or that i wouldnt already have been obsessed with her for months

No.55267

you need your flipping ass kicked for posting something like that is what you need norm

No.55268

im dumpy looking

No.55269

pipe down virgboy

No.55270

uhh thought when you guys talked about being cel you just meant no sex since college

No.55271

gaming until the raids over

No.55272

love the cPlease rape my facee a true ghoty classic

No.55273

die sagerage

No.55274

sigh sundays almost over then its back to the grind

No.55275

glad i didnt fall for the hikkineet meme

No.55276

youre getting memed either way

No.55277

dont know that filter

No.55278

what filter

No.55279

gonna go get drunk with big bro

No.55280

sigh finished reading new game

No.55281

never enjoyed yonkoma

No.55282

youre missing out

No.55283

loved reading the newspaper comics as a kid

No.55284

same

No.55285

still have leftover pizza from friday been eating them cold but i might be fancy and reheat them

No.55286

its beer oclock just cracked on open

No.55287

ate those slices cold thought about all the effort involved in reheating and gave up

No.55288

the 4 is broken

No.55289

the norms need to throw me in an oven

No.55290

the norms know better than to displease their superior

No.55291


No.55292

gonno go out on a limb and guess all of them are ugly ghouls because the hot women over 40 dont need to go on reality tv

No.55293

watched the first 4 eps of that the other day it was really lame and none of the milfs were even flipping the guys there were just some mild arguments between mother and son and ya they are hideous ghouls except maybe one or two ethnics who aged well

No.55294

https://files.catbox.moe/qzqm0j.jpg
nah this is a flipping horror show none of these old catchers mitts aged well the problem is that

No.55295

the problem is that theyre using the wrong term theyre too old

No.55296

>>55290
im inferior im just a defective norm

No.55297

remember a guy i went to highschool with lived across the road and his mom was always really friendly and overly familiar remember when i was 25 or so mom told me she told mom that shed been having an affair with someone my age and bragging about it after moving away sigh bet i could have had a milf experience if i was more bold

No.55298

>>55296
youre an inspiration to us all

No.55299

gamed on factorio for about 10 hours think im already bored could program my own game with the effort it take to fix the bugs in these conveyor belts

No.55300

dont like tower defense never played that one

No.55301

i take that back i like em if theyre first or third person shooters like odst firefight or queers of war horde mode

No.55302

its NOT tower defense its like visual basic but occasionally zerglings come and break your code

No.55303

>>55294
phew sexy milves

No.55304

sounds terrible you cant even roleplay in visual basic

No.55305

cant handle any autism simulator where im responsible for machinery or multiple characters

No.55306

woke up gonna play some ranked

No.55307

havent brushed my tooth in a while

No.55308


No.55309

feet are cold and sweaty

No.55310


No.55311

guess ill snooze

No.55312

you mustnt

No.55313

lolibirds are chirping hard outside gonna rage

No.55314


No.55315

>>55300
what about wintermaul

No.55316

sigh cant believe tarn sold out at the first glimpse of real money

No.55317

shouldve known better than to trust an autistic nerd

No.55318

no idea who that norm is

No.55319

its the guy who made dwarf fortress

No.55320

norm fortress

No.55321

theres nothing norm about that fortress

No.55322

there is now that its on steam and has real graphics

No.55323

sigh

No.55324

had a complex dream mom was making fun of me because i had been simping for a girl who would come over and play splatoon with me made me panic and remember i used to upload youtube vids of our splatoon seshs with embarrassing video descriptions about how she still doesnt notice my feelings then i woke up

No.55325

dreamed i was in some kind of dangerous place or maybe just a videogame there were dangerous dogs had to shoot some as my comrade kept it steady by having the dog bite his arm

No.55326


No.55327

left ring finger still aches from gaming guess ill have another nogame day

No.55328

taped an unopened popsicle onto my hand

No.55329

pic

No.55330

cant my hands broken

No.55331

sigh invaders coming over again tomorrow

No.55332

load up on piss bottles and snacks

No.55333


No.55334

how are you gonno shite with the invaders around

No.55335

the shite bucket

No.55336

more of a shitebox man myself

No.55337

browsing the src folder of a dead imageboard sigh those were the good old days

No.55338

do urban youths still sag their pants

No.55339

no they all know what saggin spelled backwards is now

No.55340

what is it

No.55341

nothin urban youth were supposed to call em lunchtime rowdies now

No.55342

was supposed to be born in japan what happened

No.55343


No.55345

were all playing gbvs rising when its out right

No.55347

forgot there was a grandblue fighting game

No.55351

>>55324
earlier in the dream i had been talking to jontron who was grilling me over my knowledge of his personal background he showed me a map of israel which was actually a map of lithiania latvia and estonia mirrored i pointed to estonia which was marked as a british colonial holding and he said he had to apply for israeli citizenship

No.55352

the dreamers

No.55353

drinking a soypa

No.55354


No.55355

normosuba

No.55356

i was reading the novels but the masked man spinoff was a slog and i havent gotten back to it

No.55357

>>55353
did mom fire up a taco kit

No.55358

haha i recognize that meme

No.55359


No.55360

rejected a free hugs girl in highschool

No.55361


No.55362

nice volcel

No.55363


No.55364

no thank you ladies

No.55365

is that free to give or receive

No.55366


No.55367

>>55366
phew wouldnt mind rimming them

No.55368

vile

No.55371

ordered a nice mr beast burg

No.55372

at the airport looks like they oversold the flight

No.55373

weird 2016 was over 10 years ago

No.55374

mindblowing that zoomers will look back at 2016 like we look at 2006

No.55375

2016 wasnt that bad

No.55376

Whenever sites back in the day asked me if I'm 18+, I always lied. Feels so weird now that I don't have to lie

No.55377

cant wait till i can post on ota without lying about my age

No.55378

were all 30

No.55379

cant wait til were 40

No.55380

once a teen always a teen

No.55381

the teens will inherit the earth

No.55382

>>55379
i can

No.55383

used to laugh at the wizard meme then became one

No.55384

owned

No.55385

never laughed at the meme figured i would automatically stumble into sex by 18 like everybody else and when it didnt happen i knew where things were headed

No.55386

holy flip ghosta moved with mom to another apartment my feet are sore everything feels weird and out of place the kitty is scared i can barely make coherent thoughts it pinches

No.55387

any pics of the new crib

No.55388

wouldnt mind living in a cheap japanese apartment like mita house but i would kill myself before doing it in america

No.55389


No.55390

aris said your life starts at 30

No.55391

need to move into a japanese boarding house or whatever theyre called like maison ikkoku or mahoraba and get into wacky hijinks with the local characters eventually learn the true meaning of friendship and find love i guess thats basically what all the dormnorms were doing

No.55392

got up to some wacky hijinks before dont recommend it

No.55393

same need to move in with otohima naru shinobu kaolla su mitsune and flip sarah

No.55394

woke up mornin ghoty

No.55395

>>55390
is that the same normis that started being paid to play video games all day when he turned 30

No.55396

not sure what im gonno do tonight

No.55397


No.55398


No.55399

cracked

No.55400

might go to dairy queen and apply for a job tomorrow

No.55401

might snooze until 5pm and sit on my ass tomorrow

No.55402

>>55391
when i was in a dorm i browsed the jay and played my 3ds all day mustve missed the friend making part somehow

No.55403

should have headed on down to the anime club as the alpha male of the group youd have access to all the only twice or thrice used 20 year old kitty you could ever want

No.55404

all my /a/ros told me only normalfags join anime clubs so i never went

No.55405

id say that too but id also say it if i had gone as to not get usurped by a bigger alpha

No.55406

insane amount of dead skin on my bedsheets i just changed them a week ago and its all near the legs

No.55407

insane in the membrane

No.55408

>>55406
start using a washrag

No.55409

nah

No.55410

threw some rayman noodles in the pot gonno dump the msg packet in now

No.55411

got some wine

No.55412

mom got me a fresh 30 pack meself even though she just got one on fridey

No.55413

nice enabler

No.55414

youre right it is nice i always make sure to say thanks

No.55415


No.55416

dont like being reminded of eureka seven it makes me feel weird

No.55417

we are weird

No.55418


No.55419


No.55420

dont like to think about it too much but a girl i wanted to marry in middle school liked country music should have tried harder to not be retarded

No.55421


No.55422

never noticed those guys were carrying busch the choice of fred flinstone and several million alcoholic rednecks

No.55423

cant believe that movie is like 30 years old and we all saw it and made it part of the internet vernacular yet no one has successfully killed a congressman or president

No.55424

prefer the chink version

No.55425

i dont remember a chink version but theyre too far behind in terms of evolution they couldnt understand a movie like that unless it was about cannibalism or having your head shaved by your newest conquerors

No.55426


No.55427

wheezelaughed hope mom didnt hear

No.55428

share with the class whats so funny

No.55429

chinks

No.55430

can see the ocean from my hotel room

No.55431

really cool man hope you dont die in a freak accident and never make any retarded posts again

No.55432


No.55433

u jelly

No.55434

not at all i just hope you get maimed or killed

No.55435

lets get freaky

No.55436


No.55437


No.55438

love workblogging on ota dash ch dot com where its NOT against the rules

No.55439

he loved workblogging

No.55440

skipped all those posts and im glad i did

No.55441

woke up its game time

No.55442

spewed hard guess ill snooze

No.55443

>>55410
miss the good old days playing rayman on gram and gramps computer in their living room

No.55444


No.55445

sounds like somethin mom would listen to

No.55446

weird how korosan signed up for a minecraft collab then abandoned ship

No.55447


No.55448

uh do you really think anyone here is gonna watch a 28 minute normus vid

No.55449

uhhh lemme think about that





























ya

No.55450

linus is pasted

No.55451


No.55452

put vandelay industries on the resume

No.55453

want me to give you a free cv review

No.55454


No.55455

found a triple oreo in the box

No.55456

how can she be a hakase if she cant even make a flipping lever

No.55457

she has a phd in social work

No.55458

umajod

No.55459

its pasta day

No.55460

nice pastaday for a nice pastaguy

No.55461

NOThing nice about pg

No.55462


No.55463


No.55464

know feelie

No.55465

love clipping me toenails and getting a good whiff of the toe stink

No.55466

woke up wish it was pastaday

No.55467

not feelin so hot

No.55468

>>55462
tardlaughing

No.55469


No.55470

got a sheet of burger kang coupons in the mail for the first time in 3 years id go tonight but im not hungry

No.55471


No.55472

brewed up some gatorade

No.55473


No.55474

pasted jack what a beast

No.55475

mom made some dothead food smells pretty good but i dont feel like having anything weird

No.55476

guess ill simulate sexual intercourse by yanking on my penis to 1s and 0s displayed on the rectangle

No.55477

still working on setting everything up internet guy installed fiber already didnt fall for the 1 gib of dl meme but its 500/250

No.55478

thats what mom went with because it was the cheapest option but its more like 100/50 which is still like triple the fastest speeds i ever had

No.55479

are you getting lower than advertised speeds you should call your isp

No.55480

nah dont care enough its the fastest and cheapest internet weve ever had and im limited by the upload speeds of russians and third worlders anyway

No.55481

need to find some good homeless vlogs to watch to prepare for the future

No.55482

not sure if im gonno crack tonight maybe just 4 or 5 cans

No.55483

>>55476
forgot to do it now my hands have jalapeno oil all over them so i have to wait

No.55484

did it anyway the burn isnt unpleasant

No.55485

spent all day helpin mom move furniture around sigh

No.55486


No.55487

couldnt have been that much furniture if its an apartment

No.55488

she lives in a house

No.55489

bored

No.55490

burnshat and bloodwiped

No.55491

nice healthbrag

No.55492

decantered a nice glass of wine

No.55493

in the habit of yanking my chain through my pants so a bit of jalapeno wouldnt stop me

No.55494

nice chain yanker

No.55495

nice normskinbrag

No.55496

dont know what id do without my neetskin probably rope

No.55497


No.55498

wish i cared about joing

No.55499

have nonexistent test but still sperm two or three times a day

No.55500

havent multispermed in a while might go for round 2 tonight

No.55501

feelin bad

No.55502


No.55503

happy international womens day

No.55504

what about international middle aged unemployed virg day

No.55505

thats tomorrow

No.55506

tomorrow tomorrow or when i wake up at 5pm

No.55507

forgot the 4 had captchas and post cooldowns what a miserable experience guess moot really wants people to buy a 4norm gold pass

No.55508

havent posted in probably 5 years at least i doubt i could even do that new slider normptcha

No.55509

nice luna er stream right after ppt darkie stream

No.55510

just about time for a new pone thread

No.55511

yeah cant imagine posting somewhere with post cooldowns

No.55512

kek

No.55513

more of a This is almost as funny as my lack of fine motor skills guy myself

No.55514

u mena wwwww

No.55515

you mena 笑

No.55516

lulz

No.55517


No.55518

im 5'8" in funland its flipping over

No.55519


No.55520

where are the posts

No.55521


No.55522


No.55523

woke up groan

No.55524


No.55525

all out of blogs guess ill get jacked up on normffeine and game until dinner

No.55526

>>55520
i was napping

No.55527

ate bagel

No.55528

woke up not feelin so good

No.55529

let me kiss you better

No.55530

is everyone back from the office

No.55531

watched an episode of the office with mom the other night

No.55532

nice momwatch

No.55533


No.55534


No.55535

>>55525
i lied havent gamed yet

No.55536

we trusted you

No.55537


No.55538

wish i had gamed more as a kid when you think about it i didnt even average 3 hours a day until i was already like fourteen

No.55539

those are rookie numbers

No.55540

i know thats why i regret it

No.55541

you call yourself a gamer

No.55542

i wanted to be a gamer but mom wouldnt let me

No.55543


No.55544

loved skipping school to game hard the tummy ache excuse always worked like a charm

No.55545

mom always said if youre too sick to go to school youre too sick to play computer games

No.55546

>>55544
unknowingly trained myself to neet it up doing that

No.55547

wonder how rich do you need to be to flip sexy ladies with no consequence i could be motivated to gaj if that information was available even in special interest sites nobody ever talks about it

No.55548

think you just need enough money to go the philippines or somewhere

No.55549

thats only allowed for members of the tiny hat club and nonwhite invaders in europe

No.55550

just flash a stack of crisp 20s anywhere in the third world and theyll be tripping over themselves to sell you whatever you want

No.55551

probably a few hundred million but more importantly you just need the right connections and know a guy who knows a guy like pasted epstein

No.55552

heard somewhere that its easy in russia you just go to a junkyard that they use as playground and you can buy a sexy little horny sexy lady for 3000 rubles plus tip

No.55553

>>55521
built a castle in valheim took like 30 hours

No.55554


No.55555

>>55552
have a hard time believing that arent the slavic peoples supposed to be honorable and virtuous god fearers

No.55556

daddy cool get

No.55557

plenty of hick single mothers in trailer parks pimping out their lolis its really all about who you know and not what you have

No.55558

ya but i need mine to be a perfect slav cutie like sarah from periscope

No.55559

dont try it in russia you think youre going in for some sexy lady action but its just russian criminals who beat you and rob you because you cant go to the police gypsys do the same scam in the rest of europe

No.55560

why wouldnt you go to the cops theyre the criminals

No.55561

because the gypsy child will say you tried to have sex with her and they defended her then you get arrested

No.55562

gypsies arent human so it doesnt count

No.55563


No.55564

tossed and won big

No.55565

tried to make chicken fried snake it was alright but i overcooked it

No.55566

dont understand why its called chicken fried theres no chicken in it

No.55567

was about to open pewds channel and catch up on some vids but ended up watching this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WLtty7s3rU

No.55568

because it looks like flattened fried chicken

No.55569

sigh ed

No.55570

think ill make some more this weekend the meat had been in a bag in the freezer for 6 months and it was malfunctioning for 3 dont think that helped the texture

No.55571

youre not supposed to be eating frozen meat

No.55572

i thawed it

No.55573

you cant simply eat meat thawed raw

No.55574

im surprised by how much good stuff the sankaku booru has been getting lately

No.55575

>>55573
i didnt

No.55576

normkaku

No.55577

tl note sankaku means norm

No.55578

ok more for me

No.55579

makin pizza even though its past midnight probably NOT gonno wake up feeling too good

No.55580

thats the best time to make a pizza

No.55581

thought that was 5:30 after getting home from a long day at work

No.55582

wouldnt know

No.55583

do you have a different post work routine

No.55584

simply not allowed to like a really good booru if its attached to a shitty news site

No.55585

lucky weve got sankaku plus membership and can enjoy the premium images

No.55586

went to the store for another gallon of wine and a russian mother was berating her sexy lady who was called illya made me think of fate and made me think of the discussion that was being had here earlier

No.55587

told you before you dont need to pay to do that and you just whined how some paging features are premium only and still whined about needing to give them your email like youre stallman or some shite

No.55588

who the fuck do you think youre talking to norm

No.55589

>>55586
did you offer her the wine as a marriage proposal

No.55590

dont think that would have gone over well

No.55591

should have just been yourself

No.55592

i was myself thats why i remained silent

No.55593

snooze turned into a 4 hour nap now im hungry and tired

No.55594

spermed hard to ai guess ill snooze

No.55595

ai or ai

No.55596


No.55597

not sure how any logical person in the first world is able to not live in constant mental agony are they stupid or delusional or what whats keeping the violent antisocial behavior and assassinations under control

No.55598

cant be kids i thought at least a third of millenials were childless or only had one gay kid at age 37 cant be work cant be religion what is keeping these zombies going beyond whats keeping us going which isnt a high bar

No.55599

>>55597
most of them dont have an inner monologue or at least they dont have a constant one that brings up abstract ideas that induce mental agony

No.55600

isnt that a norm meme like the picture of the silhouette showing different levels of mental visualization making the rounds on 4teen a few years ago if your iq is in the triple digits you have one but are you saying the 40 percent of americans that are in that category only hear it sometimes

No.55601

i thought it was a meme but then i started talking to low iq people online and they dont have one or they have aphantasia or whatever

No.55602

do you really think if norms were tormented by constant inner reflection theyd act the way they do

No.55603

couldnt even end up the right kind of tard sigh

No.55604

the apple visualization thing is bs but most norms think your crazy if you talk to yourself inside your head reasonably confident that most of them rarely think in language

No.55605

nah some 90 iq retarded guy in my wow guild was blogging about how he cant imagine objects a week or two ago and he also doesnt have an inner monologue its just blackness in there when hes not looking at something

No.55606

sounds pretty good whats the catch

No.55607


No.55608

https://files.catbox.moe/g2mi00.jpg

the catch is you end up in this scenario where the guy marked out in black is the guy with aphantasia and no internal monologue getting owned by some zoomer posting his dps meter while you pour your heart out to strangers who dont like you

No.55609

think if a flowers for algernon thing happened and a tard got smart he would go crazy and think god was talking to him all the time

No.55610

thought the message of that book was that tards should know their place and just rot in unacknowledged misery

No.55611

40 year old in my old retail guild had his wife stop taking birth control and have a second child on him

No.55612

for a guy with a black hole for a brain going 20 years without getting divorce snapped is impressive

No.55613

love being born functionally retarded only to marry fat liar and then getting mocked by people 20 years younger than me for it because i have nobody else to tell

No.55614

dont even get what hes complaining about she didnt want kids and now that shes too old she regrets it

No.55615

hes complaining because he wanted kids and made it clear to her from the start and she refused for 20 years and now turns around when shes infertile and whines about how she always wanted kids and starts an argument

No.55616

pasted ignis strat guy

No.55617

more upset that hes trying to brag about doing a mere 7k dps

No.55618

thats his alt think thats like a 75 parse or something so its okay considering hes in naxx gear parsing against ulduar geared players

No.55619

die wownorms

No.55620

glad nb deigned to weigh in on this issue now we can put it to rest

No.55621

sigh even a guy with a void for a brain found a wife what does that make us

No.55622

more of a nullbrain than a voidbrain

No.55623

youre gifted

No.55624

>>55622
whats the difference

No.55625

wouldnt know what to do with a wife or a gf if i had one it makes sense in daydreams but from what ive read on the net the reality is different

No.55626

if you have to consciously think about what youd do with one then youd never get one to begin with

No.55627

uh obviously id figure out how to initiate sex and just imitate what ive seen on tv or heard from relatives or read about for the other stuff

No.55628

Two sexually aggressive inmates recently reminded me:

The worst thing a man can do is to submit.

For the hardest times when Allah watches him most closely.

He must look his oppressors in the face and say, "I can take it."

And he must take it.

No.55629

been taking it for 30 years now under allahs close watch whens he gonna step in

No.55630

never had sex

No.55631

from what ive read about it its defiantly the most retarded of the big 3 but unlike christianity it was just selfserving and not designed to subvert a civilization

No.55632

this is a shinto board

No.55633

*tips fedora*

No.55634

love waking up dumping chemicals on my head taking my pills eating a bowl of sugargrains downing a cup of caffeinewater then driving a 10 ton death machine around hundreds of other 10 ton death machines every day whats wrong with norms

No.55635

only one of those i do is the caffeinewater

No.55636

i wake up wash brush and dress then Drive to the office when i get to my desk i eat my sugar free chobani then i get to work browsing ota and the 4 on my phone

No.55637

no one asked hope you get tboned by a semi norm

No.55638

NOThin norm about having a job car house and wife with two kids and plenty of social interaction with real life friends doing activities outside the house

No.55639

never thought about it like that youre right

No.55640


No.55641

watched a 4 hour long chink mobie

No.55642

just got back from a business trip meself its NOT all boring deskwork

No.55643


No.55644

>>55640
cant stand that normvoice anyone that chooses to speak like that in a video should have their vocal cords cut

No.55645

whats norm about it

No.55646

doing some spring cleaning found $50 in amazon gift cards

No.55647

we were supposed to sign up for the ukraine foreign legion and die on the field of battle with honor and dignity

No.55648

wish i had an inner monologue or could imagine objects in my head

No.55649

no inner monologue only an inner dialogue

No.55650

wonder if people think they have aphantasia because they dont see images literally burned into the back of their eyelids even if they see it in their mind

No.55651

nosebleed

No.55652

dont care what happens to ukraine

No.55653

we stand for ukraine

No.55654

mornin ghostas

No.55655

was supposed to have a plump smelly cosplaying fujoshi gf but something went wrong

No.55656


No.55657

went to two big grocery stores neither sold puff pastry NOT that they were out of stock it simply wasnt something they sold what is the world coming to

No.55658

why NOT go to a nice bakery

No.55659

i mean the frozen uncooked stuff

No.55660

why NOT make it yourself

No.55661

might go for a second pasta bowl might not

No.55662

>>55652
same didnt care 9 years ago when they were whining about it defiantly didnt care 20 years ago i dont pay taxes so its not my money the norms are stealing to launder and pocket over there while trying to extend the reach of nato the evil empire

No.55663

just want russians to die

No.55664

both sides are russians its all the same shit

No.55665

sigh misaka mikoto

No.55666

mac n cheese in the oven

No.55667


No.55668

oven you just boil it in a pot on the stove and then eat it out of said pot after dumping in cayenne and paprika

No.55669

umajod

No.55670

uh this aint no kraft

No.55671

why not simply eat the block of cheese on its own and save yourself the trouble

No.55672

dunno what to tell you but this is some damn good mac n cheese

No.55673

used to eat a lot of those family size stouffers mac and cheese while gaming when i first started my neet career

No.55674

wonder when someones gonna make a nice pnig deepfake

No.55675

teenshaved

No.55676

played re4 demo

No.55677

they already did when they framed him for being in those home movies with his cousin

No.55678


No.55679

dont understand the guy who posts pics of random norms like im supposed to know or care who they are

No.55680

its me

No.55681

like i said

No.55682

sigh wish i hadnt jod

No.55683

woke up hi

No.55684


No.55685

>>55678
im just like squidward

No.55686

peroxiding

No.55687

nice hair bleaching cool

No.55688

>>55685
minus the job and house right

No.55689

whats a cool

No.55690

cracked a nice generic cornsyrupwater after dinner got a 12 pack of pabst in the fridge for later

No.55691

sweaty from eating might take a cool shower

No.55692

dont drink sugarwater

No.55693

its okay im still below my recommended 300 grams of carbs and 200 calories of pure sugar per day

No.55694

>>55688
unfortunately it wont be long before i have to get a job

No.55695

lets not think about that

No.55696

would have enough money to buy a house by now if i had been working since i was a teen

No.55697

powernapped back to gaming

No.55698

shouldve been in alaska canning fishery products 16 hours a day

No.55699

nah youd have been screwed over by taxes and the friends playing the market a dinky little shack costs millions now

No.55700

>>55696
what is that like 50 grand for a thirty year mortgage plus tip thats a lot of shoeshines and burgerflips

No.55701

would have ended up like that tard who got baked in the tuna oven

No.55702

spent the last 20 years working for free in mmos

No.55703

we were supposed to pool our resources and set up the jp commune

No.55704

>>55699
regular people dont buy those its just real estate developers you could live in a dinky little shack on an acre or two for 35 grand all together if you bought the land and built one yourself

No.55705

nah id rather work 10 hours a day so that i can send half my income to the landlord who wont even fix the roof when it leaks

No.55706

would have over $200k based on what i saved from just a few months of working even taking into consideration that the job wouldve paid less back when i was a teen

No.55707

would love to blow a years worth of minimum wages on a nice shack with no plumbing no electricity no ac

No.55708

you dont need any of that

No.55709

would take that 35k and deck out a nice van

No.55710

dont think the hima mansion is realistic but we could probably manage to get a nice double decker bus

No.55711

why not simply squat a nice abandoned mansion

No.55712

the hima mansion couldve been real just needed freak to put up some dough instead of blowing it all on pokemon onaholes

No.55713

if were gonno squat we have to start doing drugs and letting girls in

No.55714

uh those ladies are my guests

No.55715

reading manga with lgbt themes

No.55716

get aids and die you freak

No.55717

NOThin aids

No.55718

were past 2500

No.55719

sigh he loved stop hibari kun

No.55720

do lesbians get aids

No.55721

ya those guys with the noses said its antisemitic to exclude cools with aids from donating blood anonymously

No.55722

>>55718
go back there

No.55723

back where

No.55724

crying dont ignore me

No.55725

gonno jack and crack

No.55727

in that order or

No.55728

ya

No.55729


No.55732

cracked

No.55733

does that mean you already uhh you know

No.55734

condition acting up even though i took todays meds

No.55735


No.55736

feelin alright after a six pack

No.55737

hope they were some nice 16s

No.55738

if it was 8 id have said 8

No.55739

still pretty early but its too late for a movie and the one i downloaded for the next time i cracked i already backed up and deleted off this drive

No.55740


No.55741

>>55643
pasted got a double down with big bro for the first time tonight cause it comes with a normablo 4 beta key

No.55742

gth latereply

No.55744

loved the double down dont think i went to a movie that year without filling moms purse with them first

No.55745

looking back through the list i only went about 4 times that year but i remember getting two or three of those suckers at least twice and i still remember how good they were 13 years later

No.55746

would go get the new one but those guys with the wide noses with bones through them and the afro picks staff the kfc i used to go to and its probably like 12bux plus tip plus reparations per sandwich

No.55747

wish i could blast the norms with piss and not the pile of old empties on my desk

No.55748

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8
forgot this guy was a bag of bones dont care but i remember asking mom to replay this tape but she said no it was inappropriate

No.55749

yep 96 that was for real toddler chads

No.55751


No.55752

spicy fries and nugs are in the air fryer gonna douse them in ketchup

No.55754

wasnt a fan of the spicy chicken patty when mom gave me money to get schoo lunch because i lived in a majority human county all the kids that got free lunch had bigger houses and more stuff than me because their parents were shameless losers begging for gibs

No.55755

what a flipped up thing in retrospect i guess its even worse to have a thousand you know whats getting free food every day but where i went to middle school there were white people taking it because of shite like mortgage payments on 400k houses and medical bills and shite why not let them rot for being first out of the gate

No.55756

tough shit bitch how about your fat kid doesnt eat lunch today while i get evicted again

No.55758

pasted ars tardbabbling at everyone in a 10 man apex team

No.55759


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No.55764

cant wait to play mocopi switch sports in the metaverse with my ghotymates

No.55765

phew nice suityan 3d pantyflash

No.55766

die pervert

No.55768


No.55770

crying for the zoomer nijien gachaäddict

No.55773




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