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No. 14524

They hate me because they know I'm right

No.77836

turtblog time

No.77853

Please stick it in mee

No.77857

he was so cool in his prime what happened

No.77863

guilt over what he did to pnig destroyed him

No.77866

the puppetmaster…

No.77870

stalkwalked for an hour grabbed a zero ultra on the way back

No.77882

its his turn

No.77900

a face not even a mother could love

No.77905

mogs me hard

No.77917

miss my friend saten

No.77921

could use a nice gaymer gate meta whine

No.77923

went to the store and got burrito supplies guess its time to game

No.77940


No.77953

got jumpscared by some grey hairs on my tummy

No.77954

die tumnorm

No.77957

wrote a song what do you guys think

Yo, let me talk to y'all 'bout the state of gaming
We need a change, no more of this virtual shaming
The world's gone woke, but it's time to flip the script
Bring back the magic, the joy, let's all togeth-er get
Yeah, we need pretty ladies, and handsome men too
Making games great again, that's what we gotta do

Bring it back, bring it back to the days of old
When the screens were bright and the stories untold
Bring it back, bring it back, let's have some fun
It's time to rise, let's get this game on the run (ooh-yeah)

Hey, where all the fun games at?
Yo, lets bring some normality back I'm tired of all this virtual signalling
Sweet Baby Inc, don't mean a thing
Yeah, we need pretty ladies, and handsome men too
Making games great again, that's what we gotta do

Bring it back, bring it back to the days of old
When the screens were bright and the stories untold
Bring it back, bring it back, let's have some fun
It's time to rise, bring normality back
The game has only just begun! (oh-oh-oh)
Beautiful gamer girls
Handsome gamer boys
Let's all unite

No.77958

youre very talented

No.77959

shaved my bhole

No.77960

is it juicy

No.77961

no

No.77962

pork sandwich topped with laoganma

No.77963

die chink

No.77964

made some penne aglio e olio but threw in some basil and paprika instead of parsley

No.77965

how was it

No.77966

p good sis liked it

No.77967


No.77968

pasted ted

No.77969

nothin pasted about that psychopath

No.77970

gonno kill some ladies so i can get a gf

No.77971


No.77972


No.77973

hate how you have to shoot up malls and schools just to get female attention nowadays

No.77974

got left behind NOT looking forward to this one

No.77975


No.77976


No.77977

wouldnt mind having a soytch

No.77978

my favorite ages are 7-13

No.77979

die sicko

No.77980

youre right i think 13 might be too old

No.77981

coworker whos pushing 50 mentioned she went to a furry convention two weeks ago

No.77982

she probably did some crazy sex acts in a furry costume

No.77983

ate fat carbs oil and sugar now its time to nap

No.77984

already napped in moms bed for 2 hours after i woke up

No.77985

woke up mornin ghoty

No.77986

flip off

No.77987

sigh what did i ever do to you

No.77988

lost 20 m merching feeling grumpy

No.77989

freaking out keep hitting my hand on the table and cant stop

No.77990

get your autism stim toys

No.77991

>>77988
was it the cooking apples

No.77992

how do i tell this woman i have been talking to for the past several months that im unemployed and live with my parents and that i have been wasting her time

No.77993

just keep lying

No.77994


No.77995

dizzy again mom said its from not eating

No.77996

you might need emergency breastfeeding

No.77997

Please rape my face

No.77998

chest pain is getting worse

No.77999

been only eating one light meal a day and drinking absurd amounts of covfefe gotta change it before i die

No.78000

got a big zit in my lower back

No.78001

gonno have to step outside the home tomorrow to get a flipping root canal for the tooth abscess might suicide

No.78002

watching vtuber ryona karaoke tonight shes gonno eat carolina reapers shock herself with electricity and sing

No.78003

theyll give you pills i suggest watching slice of life anime when youre high on them

No.78004

>>78003
they wont give me any pills because im euronorm and healthcare here doesnt try to get you addicted to drugs

No.78005

cracked

No.78006

love being a cracker

No.78007

>>78004
sigh youre missing out

No.78008

i just buy drugs off the blackmarket its cheaper

No.78009

can never find these supposed black markets

No.78010

>>78000
back looks like the surface of the moon with all the pimple scars guess ill never be able to swim in this lifetime

No.78011

got a big hairy back like a flippin gorilla may as well have a fur coat back there its two inches thick

No.78012

lucky girls love that

No.78013

left behind

No.78014

forgot to eat today now its too late

No.78015

or NOT ended up eating a can of tuna with a bit of mayo it wasnt very good

No.78016

>>78013
sorry i didnt want you to think i endorse this thread by linking to it

No.78017

why dont you endorse it

No.78018

dont like feeding norm egos

No.78019

you cant talk about the former janitor of himasugi dot blog like that

No.78020

guess ill jerk around for a bit

No.78021

feasted on a big ol chicken and bean burrito might get drunk and smoke some medicine and watch cops for 10 hours

No.78022

got my abs ready for summer

No.78023

>>78021
sounds like the life

No.78024

got a girl sending me paragraphs and paragraphs on a dating app i think were winning boys

No.78025

get that slat homie

No.78026

made a big vomelet shrooms onions peppers and cheese time for a vid

No.78027

as for me its lol time

No.78028

wish i could still rofl

No.78029

guess ill snooze

No.78030

might watch some sb emails

No.78031

woke up hey

No.78032

im 13/f/cali wanna cyber

No.78033

stumblin around aint walkin too good

No.78034

dentist put me on antibiotics for the flipping abscess and says i will have to remove tooth or get root canal i will do root cause i want to save me tooth i flipping hate living in this fragile meat body cant wait until i can transplant my brain in a metal body

No.78035

nice sugarhead

No.78036

my teeth got flipped up when i was a young teen and didnt want to brush me teeth while consuming lots of sugar and now i have to live with this for the rest of my life

No.78037

happy 4/20 ghota

No.78038

shut the flip up

No.78039

dads always blazing it but i never did heard it can cause schizophrenia on susceptible people

No.78040

love blazin it up with my dad he gives me tips on how to find the next girl to sex havent had much time to do it lately because im busy with my career

No.78041

bh nodad

No.78042

lost 1 pound guess ill feast

No.78043

woke up mindbreaklojod

No.78044

dont like mindbreak once their mind is broken its basically consensual sex whats the point

No.78045

love consensual sex

No.78046

extremely bloated feeling pregnant

No.78047

brushed my tongue

No.78048

die tonguebrusher

No.78049

ate past the point of satiety

No.78050

drinking sprite (zero)

No.78051

im a zero

No.78052


No.78053

i need to be flipped asap

No.78054

eatin some chili

No.78055

have you ever wondered whats in chili

No.78056

think theres chili

No.78057

beans

No.78058

i am a human bean

No.78059


No.78060

>>78047
cant brush my tongue without puking ive tried i cant

No.78061


No.78062

spy cam arrived it doesnt work thanks china

No.78063

watchin harvey birdman

No.78064

>>78060
i have no gag reflex

No.78065

only like the first season once they change the animation i lose interest

No.78066

only watched space ghost and space ghost coast to coast Please stick it in mee zorak was paste

No.78067

simply clench your left thumb into a tight fist and itll stop your gag reflex

No.78068

left thumb is sore because the dog ran into it at full speed with its eyeball the other day and cracked it

No.78069

cracker dog

No.78070

>>78068
poor thumb hope that eyeball didnt hit it too hard

No.78071

>>78044
feel the exact same way

No.78072

its meant for a japanese audience where a woman being openly a slut and loving it is very taboo so its hot for japs but maybe not for americans who are used to women being massive whores

No.78073

when sexy ladies get raped by monsters theyre not supposed to enjoy it simple as that

No.78074

like mindbreak since i insert as the girl

No.78075

i self insert as the cuckold

No.78076

jod bigly

No.78077

am skilled at needle insertion

No.78078

need a nice mindbreak or else it feels pointless

No.78079

nice phlebotomist

No.78080

i have never had sex

No.78081

>>78078
nah need a nice torturous sexy lady fsnap

No.78082

love a nice zero sex ryona doujin

No.78083

sigh caved in chowed on some sugar

No.78084

at last nights ryona karaoke she ate a carolina reaper then sang kumikyoku nico nico douga and shocked herself afterwards

No.78085

ladies would much rather have sex with a rapist monster than me

No.78086

ore no turn

No.78087

tonights stream is cancelled

No.78088

>>78085
lets just become rapist monsters and then the sexy ladies will flock to us

No.78089

>>78088
hate how you have to be either a rapist or a serial killer to get sexy ladies nowadays

No.78090

cracked

No.78091

woke up imaginationspermed might work out then shower need to figure out a setup for watching vids on a bigger screen in the room with the bike but the only spare monitors are the ones i used in 2006 NOT sure if they even work theyre covered in basement debris and cat shite

No.78092

nekomimi modo

No.78093

theres a song that mixes nekomimi mode with some redalice but never been able to find it

No.78094

sigh he loved tsukuyomi moon phase

No.78095

losing it my radio guy posts english translations of all titles in the now playing window and then cant use the titles to search because all the originals are in japanese

No.78096

thats what you get radionorm

No.78097

feelin frisky might strut my stuff

No.78098

strut in hell

No.78099

raining bigly

No.78100

tired of being a small fry

No.78101

we exist for moments such as these

No.78102

i smell a burn smell and its 2am but im just gonno ignore it if i burn i burn flip it

No.78103


No.78104

>>78102
gth maltanorm

No.78105

>>78102
youre having a stroke call the amberlamps now

No.78106

had blt and gamed for a bit

No.78107

cant believe hitler got away with killing 6 million friends

No.78108

cant believe he handed friends the ultimate victim status on a silver platter what was that dumb kraut thinking

No.78109

if i could go back in time i would tell hitler to not invade russia and instead make a plan with stalin to invade the US together while investing heavily into nuclear research and to lock up einstein before he can escape

No.78110

sugarbinged on raisins

No.78111

dont feel so good anymore regrettin those raisins

No.78112

raisins give you crazy diarrhea

No.78113

NOT worried about that just got a normal upset stomach

No.78114

dug through some junk in the basement and NOTiced a box plugged into an outlet by the breaker with no wires turn out mom fell for the elon energy saver scam

No.78115

nice tardmom

No.78116

wish i was moe

No.78117

last time i got raisin bran got the wrong kind and it was coated in sugar like frosted flakes

No.78118

mentally in the mood to jo but already did earlier so my bodys NOT physically in the mood guess ill browse pics while fiddling with my soft knob

No.78119

wonder if id get a bone from my own pics if i could draw

No.78120

>>78118
i have the opposite problem

No.78121

gamed all day

No.78122

it wasnt much of a problem just cranked one out

No.78123

>>78121
uh where was the stream

No.78124

you mustve skipped the link

No.78125

tardrambled for a long long time until mom said she couldnt stay up any longer had a nice daydream though life is going great in another timeline i Drove some relatives around places i remember fondly from childhood and invited them over to my tiny house cabin in moms backyard to watch a movie on my htpc and make popcorn on the wood stove

No.78126

sigh he loved watching pthc on his htpc

No.78127

umm please dont use illegal acronyms here

No.78128

>>78126
Please stick it in mee pasted

No.78129

realised i can just watch all the anime i originally felt passionate about over again and double the time spent since my brain stopped working and i cant remember anything i rewatched one the other day and didnt remember anything just cried the whole time involuntarily i didnt even feel that strongly about what i was watching, i was watching it and enjoying it i guess as much as any enjoyable thing but my eyes just kept crying the whole time like a faucet it was katanagatari and it really didnt evoke a proportionate emotional response as i was watching it i think the crying has to do with nostalgia somehow i couldnt remember at all the actual plot details and now that i think about all the shows and games like that that left a lasting emotional impact as a memory and i cant recall the content of any of them i can only remember how they made me feel
i guess i can enjoy them again for free

No.78130

thats true and i havent tried that yet but logically i think and remember i was sitting in a different chair in a different room on a different screen

No.78131

this nigga 30 years old watchin anime and crying

No.78132

its a sign of maturity if he didnt id think he was a psychopath

No.78133

wish i was a pasted psycho but im nice

No.78134


No.78135

eating pretzels cant believe how the norms dont like nazis when they came up with these things they taste great

No.78136

once linux for buddies or hannah montana linux is ready for serious gaming ill make the switch

No.78137

only use moebuntu

No.78138

sigh kagamin

No.78139

grocery store sells snails in the frozen seafood section

No.78140

are snails just slugs with shells if so theyre selling them in the backyard after a rainfall for the low low price of free

No.78141

holy schnikes chicken nuggets are 3 dollars a pound and i dont see any recent recalls

No.78142

is that cheap

No.78143

got good at making tenders once but forgot to write down my recipe

No.78144

shimarin

No.78145

groan landlord says hes gonno be doing some work need to move all my stuff then hide outside for a week

No.78146

foids

No.78147

got a hankerin for omurice

No.78148

normurice

No.78149

uh whats norm oh thats right NOThin

No.78150

sigh guess ill get ingredients

No.78151

spilled soy sauce all over my pants

No.78152

new ross

No.78153

grocery store was crowded as flip is it thanksgiving already

No.78154

tired of norms and their norm shite why cant they just be losers like me and stop being annoying

No.78155

careful what you ask for im NOT neurotypical and im annoying as flip

No.78156

its ok for you to be annoying i just dont like norms being annoying

No.78157

im piss im shit

No.78158

being NOT neurotypical is normal now love how the norms are told they need to guzzle mindpills all day in order to be a productive member of society and they just do it and pay for the privilege

No.78159

got called a Gaiaor

No.78160

two new ross vids hb

No.78161

neither of those vids warrant a hb

No.78162

makin omurice will probably flip up the shape but at least itll be eggs n rice

No.78163

overcooked and undercooked the egg and flipped up the flipping but it tastes good anyway

No.78164

nice chef

No.78165

might make aNOTher

No.78166

pic

No.78167

wouldve taken one if you asked 10 minutes ago but its long gone now maybe if i make aNOTher but im feeling full now

No.78168

love when i fire up an ep and dont realize until halfway through that i missed the last ep and didnt even NOTice

No.78169


No.78170

lookin good

No.78171

tired of being a cummer

No.78172

chastity cage

No.78173

dont understand the warrior beats archer beats mage beats warrior rock paper scissors mechanic arent mages and archers basically the same just different projectiles

No.78174

drinking knockoff mountain dew

No.78175

never beat sengoku rance

No.78176

beat to sengoku rance

No.78177

already done that several times

No.78178

love some nice genetic mountain dew

No.78179

nice mrna dew

No.78180

waked and baked

No.78181

>>78173
puny archer arrows cant pierce the heavy armor of a mighty warrior but a wizards cowardly magic isnt so easily defended from

No.78182

>>78173
metal conducts magic easily

No.78183

my neet man beats all

No.78184

got trolled by my accursed farms rss feed again is he trying to break the previous record for largest gap between game dungeons or what

No.78185

get pwned rossnorm

No.78186

ive already been pwned by life so hard i count the years by number of game dungeons i dont think theres much more that could be done to me

No.78187

ate too many raisins again i feel sick

No.78188

overated pie meself

No.78189

mom bought me a package of generic oreos gonno feast later

No.78190

cant stop shiteing out filth

No.78191

love some nice hydrox

No.78192

had some spaghetti and neetballs got a stain on my shirt

No.78193

got that feeling of being hungry and full at the same time again wonder if its because i started eating carbs again

No.78194

eating tuna mayo

No.78195

ate jarlsberg

No.78196

feel bloated guess ill keep eating

No.78197

tummy san is furious about all the booze i drank yesterday

No.78198

havent had a drop in months

No.78199

hadnt had any for a week but big bro lured me into temptation

No.78200

hate when my bros at the club pressure me into doing shots

No.78201

love doing backshots

No.78202

dont know what those are

No.78203

guess ill watch some yuri anime

No.78204

yuri anime is supposed to be for girls only

No.78205

yuri aimed at boys and yuri aimed at girls are completely separate matters i like both but this one appears to be the former

No.78206

been slowly reading the marimite novels but there are too many characters so i keep forgetting what name corresponds to what person

No.78207

utterly foul smelling farts rn

No.78208

>>78198
whats different

No.78209

almost finished my struggle by karl ove knausgaard hes pasted as hell it was good

No.78210


No.78211

sigh adachi

No.78212

maid mint melody

No.78213

>>78210
forgot i already asked

No.78214

oh flip adventure mode release coming soon

No.78215

soon it says it came out 3 days ago

No.78216

paypig only beta doesnt count

No.78217

theyve already decided graphics and mouse ui are paid dlc why do you care what theyre releasing if you havent already bought it

No.78218

you dont need that shite

No.78219

ya but thats what i thought you meant

No.78220

you thought wrong

No.78221

yeah well i also think you should shut up virgin

No.78222

i prefer the term maiden

No.78223

>>78221
youre not me id never use that hate slur

No.78224

gth impersonator i use that slur every damn day

No.78225

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5_hw6AJV-M
ho leee flip he wouldnt believe this

No.78226

need to lose 50 pounds

No.78227

as for me only need to lose 30 but things arent going so good

No.78228

have watched and read no small number of mahjong series still dont know even the most basics of the rules

No.78229

learned how to play it when i read akagi then forgot it all since

No.78230

spermed

No.78231

This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on hate speech. Learn more about combating hate speech in your country.
groan

No.78232

love seeing bigots get btfo

No.78233

weeping hard cant believe hes not going to be food ranging anymore its the end of an era

No.78234

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.78235

isnt it about time you threw away all that loose underwear and only keep the tighter ones

No.78236

could go for some nice horror

No.78237

painbump in my ear

No.78238

>>78236
take a look outside at what the norms have created

No.78239

was just about to settle down to a nice movie meself

No.78240

its midnight i cant see anything

No.78241

still find it PREDICTABLE that girls will walk around in public in form fitting leggings that show off the shape of their ass and crotch i cant even wear shorts in public

No.78242

i wear pants like that but only in my room when its cold

No.78243


No.78244

hope girls are scared of me snapping them but im almost always with mom if i leave the house

No.78245

spermed again

No.78246

snoozin again

No.78248

gained 3 lb

No.78249

eating gsnaps

No.78250

painshits

No.78251

and now with the painpiss

No.78252

Tis true without lying, certain and most true. That which is below is like that which is above and that which is above is like that which is below to do the miracle of one only thing. And as all things have been and arose from one by the mediation of one: so all things have their birth from this one thing by adaptation.

No.78253

decided to skip my psych appointment today flip that norm always telling me what to do theyll have to send me a new one i only go to keep receiving autismbux

No.78254

bros gf said her 60 year old uncle got diagnosed with autism

No.78255

theyre all hacks you can learn more in a 30 minute google search

No.78260

>>78254
invite him to hima

No.78261


No.78262

>>78261
crazy to think i played maplestory when the highest level player was around 100 and was a night lord

No.78263

you could have been one of the greats

No.78264

i was a cleric and i remained level 30 forever and was a henehoe and only played maplestory to socialize i made online gfs on maple and never had one irl sigh

No.78265

gth virtual chad

No.78266

never mapled i thought it looked cool compared to scape

No.78267

google is showing me ads for electric razors specifically designed to shave the head bald

No.78268

norelco apply directly to the forehead

No.78269

anyone wanna help me shave my bhole

No.78270

you dont want to do that trust me did it once to avoid leaving swamparse puddles on plastic chairs in high school in classes where i sat near girls its there for a reason

No.78271

life is misery bros

No.78272

listening to the soreyuke burunyanman hardcore soundtrack its so flipping good

No.78273

>>78272
listened to 2 seconds of it on youtube and can conclusively say its good

No.78274

woke up mornin mates

No.78275


No.78276

>>78275
white pnig

No.78277

justice for boles

No.78278

preparing my body for the full moon tomorrow night

No.78279

took my psych meds antibiotics antihistamine

No.78280

theres only one kind of medication for me and thats gods green herb

No.78281

nice oregano

No.78282

finna sleep goodnight bros

No.78283

eating some nice chengdu chili chicken

No.78284

ate cold leftover omurice now fryin up some burgs also cut some cheese

No.78285

false alarm those nuggets were 7.99 a bag some tard updating the website typed a 2 instead so it was a completely wasted trip besides getting to look at girls and remember im not allowed to talk to them or flip them ever

No.78286

get owned nugger

No.78287

im allowed to breed

No.78288

simply walk up and strike up a conversation

No.78289

women love big neet boys who go to the store for 3 dollar nuggies

No.78290

according to my anime women love a man who knows how to shop for deals and tend to household chores

No.78291

got smaller pants

No.78292

eatin candy

No.78293

>>78291
always got baggy clothes as a teentwig now that im obese they finally fit

No.78294

pants that are too baggy are just saggy

No.78295

thats what belts drawstrings and elastic waistbands are for

No.78296

ya i got pants with an elastic waistband but once it broke in it was too loose by default me undies would be showing if NOT for my baggy shirt

No.78297

meant to just eat a few pieces but snarfed down the whole bag sigh why am i like this

No.78298

>>78296
thats why you get the ones that end in a drawstring so once the elastic dries out you can still wear them

No.78299

the only reason i splurged and got nice elastic jeans and NOT just the cheapest walmart jeans was so i could stop wearing a belt

No.78300


No.78301

arse is playing up again

No.78302

i use rope to tie me pantaloons

No.78303

nya

No.78304

remember that guy who used to watch ars

No.78305

wonder if anyone remembers that guy who used to do the things i did but dont anymore by which i mean me

No.78306

sigh regained the weight i lost

No.78307

my dad is an illiterate gardener and i wanted to get out of the working class life and go to university and become a programmer but that didnt work out and i became neet and now i think i might pick up dads trade and start gardening for rich people

No.78308

im jerk off i jerk off

No.78309

Please stick it in mee remembered that garden owner in dqvii who just chased maids around

No.78310

bloating

No.78311

went in barnes n noble to use their bathroom they had a light novels display table but it basically all chink authors

No.78312

might have been a mistake to eat so much salt and fat in one meal

No.78313

NOThin wrong with salt and fat as long as its just that and protein

No.78314

weird how its easy to ruin food by adding too much salt but ive never ruined food by adding too much msg

No.78315

went to the store to buy burrito supplies and a wandered over from her mom to browse right next to me and ignored her mom when she got called to come back

No.78316

and a what

No.78317

far behind on my manga backlog

No.78318

throat hurtin

No.78319

swallow

No.78320

thats when it hurts

No.78321

sucking a nice long expired lozenge

No.78322

dropped a couple shows need to choose more to drop i am a very busy man

No.78323

>>78315
she wanted the d

No.78324

been having lots of fun playin mmy gfa Please stick it in mee

No.78325

dont know what that is

No.78326

feeling it

No.78327

watching himitsu no aipri

No.78328

its NOT very good

No.78329

somehow went 18 days without doing it

No.78330

the ol ball n chain holdin out on you again

No.78331


No.78332

better check the otawiki

No.78333

regretting my choices

No.78334

not sure what ill do for the rest of the night already spermed

No.78335

always lojo first thing in the morning

No.78336

guess ill grill some cheese and watch vids for a bit im bored out of my mind

No.78337


No.78338

Please stick it in mee

No.78339

changed me bedsheet only took 3 weeks from when i first meant to im gonno make it

No.78340

always daydreamed about a quick and easy way to change the bedsheets there must be a way that isnt grueling

No.78341

i bet richnorms just get a new premade mattress delivered every week

No.78342

ate a big fat chicken and bean burrito

No.78343


No.78344

throat hurts real bad think its a cold NOT just something i ate although what i ate may have helped me catch it

No.78345

its physically impossible for a bedsheet change to last longer than five minutes whats so bad about that

No.78346

crying

No.78347

whats the matter big guy

No.78348

had just finished eating my mcdonalds breakfast in the car on the way home when it started to rain and then the tears came

No.78349

boys dont cry

No.78350

playing some noita

No.78351


No.78352


No.78353

wish i was finn

No.78354

its NOT that great

No.78355

tired of being maltese

No.78356

could be worse you could have been born the way you are now in a place where youre surrounded by low iq browns like the congo or texas

No.78357

the noise reducing earbuds mom bought me showed up but i dont feel like mowing

No.78358

hope theyre nice airpods pro 2s

No.78359

no theyre for men with jobs to block out the sounds of machinery which is why ill be using them for 5 hours a month to listen to music while i mow

No.78360

im a babyman

No.78361

played cruelty squad recently it was ok

No.78362

never gamed why do people pay money to tap their keyboard and mouse while staring at a glowing rectangle its so weird

No.78363

uh pay

No.78364

gaming is fun

No.78365

normelty squad is alright

No.78366

happy 4/20

No.78367

uh

No.78368

tried to stay hydrated now i just have to piss nonstop

No.78369

love going for practice Drives with mom as a 30 year old manbaby around nearby towns and places i would have fond memories of if i had gotten a license and friends and gfs instead of becoming neet

No.78370

its NOT too late

No.78371

eating burger gotta regain my energy

No.78372

it was too late when the sperm hit the egg thats why i still have the life experience and mentality of a 14 year old

No.78373

changed my desktop wallpaper

No.78374

nice whats the occasion

No.78375

no special occasion just get the urge from time to time

No.78376

same

No.78377

pic

No.78378


No.78379

crazy how turt is unrecognizable now he didnt look that ugly

No.78380

dont know or care what he looks like now

No.78381

hungry but dont want to spend money

No.78382

sounds like a job for the bank of mom

No.78383

speaking of which gonno grill some chicken

No.78384

have been using solid black as wallpaper for the past 15 years

No.78385

>>78380
i care can someone post a pic

No.78386

only did that for about 5 randomly decided to change it last fall and havent looked back

No.78387

these sore throat remedies do NOThing

No.78388

uhh he didnt really get surgery did he

No.78389

shopped this woman saw me from the end of the aisle and she said something to her man then they both turned to look at me

No.78390

they were looking for potential partners for a 3some

No.78391

this time trying ginger honey lime

No.78392

apple cider vinegar works

No.78393

dont have any of that hippie stuff

No.78394

you guys ever put penis in vagina

No.78395

whats vagina

No.78396

only bought a mouth onahole

No.78397

been honing the art of self pleasure for many years doubt some skank would be any better

No.78398

i am one of the rare few chaste men left in this world

No.78399

i use the 1900x1200 version of windows xp bliss

No.78400

filthy sexnorm animals no self control just jacking off like a bunch of apes it makes me sick why cant they see the error of their ways and ascend like me

No.78401

gonno slice my bone off and trannyscend

No.78402

phew that was good chicken i dumped almost half a bottle of buffalo wang sauce on it

No.78403

sigh too late to become a pasted castrato

No.78404

uh if it was good you wouldnt need to douse it in that much sauce

No.78405

currently content just wish i had some coke (zero)

No.78406

havent seen any pasted frogs in a while

No.78407

gonna blaze up

No.78408

free palestine

No.78409

>>78404
i didnt need to i wanted to

No.78410

>>78402
got some wang sauce for you right here

No.78411

dont watch or read many ecchi series feel like i have to be in the right mood to watch an ep or read a chapter and those dont always come at the right time

No.78412

headache

No.78413

im finna sleep

No.78414

might snooze meself

No.78415

sometimes impress myself by all the amazing things id be able to succeed at if i bothered to try

No.78416

you got hit with the smart but lazy curse to huh

No.78417

too

No.78418

no i think youre mistaken

No.78419

getting tired

No.78420

feasted on a big fat flippin burrito

No.78421

sagenorm

No.78422

it was a misclick sorry

No.78423

burned up some japanese incense the flatmate smells like shit and its wafting through the wall

No.78424

sorry

No.78425

playin some mmy gfa

No.78426

tried to clean out my wet earwax to test these new noise reducing buttplugs they sound good can hear more with them in than the dollar tree ones but thats without any music playing

No.78427

cracked a nice mojito flavor lacroix

No.78428

>>78239
earlysnoozed last night and forgot to ask what it was

No.78429

cure 1997

No.78430

looks good downloaded a vhs rip of sweet home years ago but never watched the same guy made that

No.78431

it was pretty good but the plot was dumb

No.78432

saw some weird lights in the sky while pacemumbling outside at 3am for the 2nd night this week the first was a yellow one about the same size as a star going in a straight line that broke into two the second one moved in the opposite direction then came back to the first while it was still moving then disappeared that was a few nights ago now i went out to look at the full moon and heard some rustling thought it might be a coon or a skunker turned on my phone light then jokingly muttered git out in a hick voice and saw nothing turned it off looked up again and saw a fast moving white light that was kind of wide disappear over the shed roof in the blink of an eye think im finally flippin losing it maybe now i can get on schizobux

No.78433

if you were abducted does that mean im the only virg left

No.78434

didnt experience lost time think im still pure unless they probed me hard n fast

No.78435

feel like watching zodiac again after reading one or two sentences of the normapedia page for that other one

No.78436

Please stick it in mee love that movie

No.78437

same its got it all

No.78438

wish i was smart enough to know all these cool movies like the cineneets on ghoty but anything other than marvel movies makes me fall asleep

No.78439

never seen it

No.78440

you could say its kino

No.78441

pissss

No.78442

uh marvel movies you gotta be squidding me

No.78443

if you got a problem with the mcu you got a problem with me

No.78444

you gots a problem

No.78445

id call you a retard but the fact of the matter is only norms are watching that shite anyway so go be normal elsewhere

No.78446

never marveled

No.78447

do girls still get wet underneath the panties for jake gylenhaal ive been like him in these movies this whole time except ugly

No.78448

yeah

No.78449

love a nice girlbone

No.78450

sigh girls are so lucky browsing some drawings of girls and theyre just so lucky

No.78451

NOThing lucky about bleeding for a while week every month

No.78452

only the pretty girls are lucky most of them are ugly meanwhile theres plenty of fun to be had as a man even if youre a hideous cel freak

No.78453

thats not lucky either they have lower cognitive functions

No.78454

pregnancy is a nightmare worse than any horror movie

No.78455

why does pregrent man emoji exist if men cant get pregernet

No.78456

>>78453
whats NOT lucky about that

No.78457

pooping

No.78458

gonno play idleon

No.78459

why

No.78460

>>78452
i would be a pretty girl

No.78461

>>78453
so do i

No.78462

was in a good mood the last few days having positive daydreams now reality is coming back

No.78463

get your head out of the clouds weve got a job to do

No.78464

hope you guys have upgraded to 11 since 10s NOT gonno be supported much longer

No.78465

still on 7 until the year of the linux desktop when they try making steam machines again i think itll work this time it just needs to be an amd prebuilt not designed for the living room it could even just be a kit with 3 or 4 hardware configurations

No.78466

spent some days trying to install 7 when i built me current pc but i couldnt

No.78467

had a nasty headache all day thought it was from being sick but then i realized it was because i had herbal tea instead of coffee for my throat and was just dealing with caffeine headache

No.78468

7 pinches didnt like it after upgrading from xp and never looked back after going to 10

No.78469

got 7 inches for you right here

No.78470

thought you needed some special rare motherboard to be able to install it

No.78471

got left holding turts bags

No.78472

ate 2 big burgs

No.78473

he didnt do anything wrong dont understand why some people hate him so much

No.78474

hi turt

No.78475

worked out im strong babyman

No.78476

legs are a little sore

No.78477

you need to do squats and deadlifts

No.78478

nose is a bit clogged and a bit runny at the same time

No.78479

mom wont stop telling me to squat

No.78480

>>78473
nb put the word out
his life isnt worth shit any more

No.78481

never cared about that nb guy

No.78482

watchin a nice speedrun

No.78483

learned scape from watching neetblog game hes an inspiration to us all

No.78484

whats to learn you just click

No.78485

nb scammed me in scape flip that norm

No.78486

tonights general tsos night

No.78487

die generalnorm

No.78488

how about some nice orenji chicken

No.78489

thought it was really authentic when they put real strips of orange peel in

No.78490

hate needing to pick that shite out almost as bad as the broccoli

No.78491

never could tell between cauliflower and bloggoli

No.78492

mom is obsessed with broccoli

No.78493

let her know its indigestible manmade toxic garbage for slaves

No.78494

sigh satoko

No.78495

store stopped selling the smoked gouda i like or maybe they were just out and filled up its location got aNOTher kind but its NOT very good in fact its downright unfit for what i use the other kind for

No.78496

why are we sighing about satoko

No.78497

i love her so much

No.78498


No.78499

remembering how as kids we used to stop at the grocery on vacation to buy these bags of locally made string cheese and eat the whole thing in the car

No.78500


No.78501

sigh the curry

No.78502

if it wasnt for you guys i would have killed myself by now

No.78503

sorry

No.78504

bartender and spice n wolf both shows that i dont see why theyre bothering to remake hope its NOT a trend

No.78505

youre welcome ill be here for the next 40 years if youre interested

No.78506

made a nice burg with cheddar cheese

No.78507

tried mixing cheese and onions and garlic into the beef its resting in the fridge gonno fry em up soon

No.78508

mix me up refrigerate me and fry me its all i deserve

No.78509

dont think youd be very tasty

No.78510

i suppose it would be best if i was eaten by some hideous monstrous ogre after itd gotten done raping and torturing me

No.78511

>>78502
im glad youre still here

No.78512

fat ogre pussy

No.78513

stabbing chest pain has been getting worse for the past 10 minutes

No.78514

i wouldnt worry about it

No.78515

do you have any apple cider vinegar a sip of that will fix you right back up

No.78516

grandma always drank that every morning then mom started doing it too

No.78517

it works better if you boof it

No.78518

pains getting better maybe it was just gas

No.78519

i wonder if you could survive by just putting food up your ass

No.78520

boofed once it felt kinda weird

No.78521

wasnt there some tripfriend called boof

No.78522

no trip is a friend of mine

No.78523

i declare the stuffed burg experiment a failure

No.78524

gonno stuff a burg up your ass

No.78525

reckon i had over 2lb of meat today

No.78526

nice meatneet

No.78527

cant just do butt stuff willy nilly have to wait till im in the right mood and body is a bit fasted and im NOT backed up

No.78528

sigh he loved anal play

No.78529

went to a concert with a virologist who told me its unnatural to have meat more than once a day

No.78530

sounds like a complete moron what does he think humans did before farming was invented

No.78531

uh dying in their 30s and NOT building civilization

No.78532

who played at the concert

No.78533

getting overstimulated by the number of posts i missed while mowing and eating

No.78534

anoushka shankar

No.78535

those were all me except that one and that one

No.78536

oh

No.78537

aruji sama

No.78538

only watched the priconne anime dont understand a thing about the plot thats what i get for being a secondary but im just NOT a mobagemer

No.78539

>>78533
same except i was watching

No.78540

die attention spannorm

No.78541

sometimes miss the images

No.78542

nah theyre too easily abused

No.78543

ya by me

No.78544

havent seen a nice fat ogre embed in quite some time

No.78545

nothin attention span i was playing bloons while watching

No.78546

thats weird i must have missed where you posted the stream link

No.78547

never blooned

No.78548

never bloomed

No.78549

tired might earlysnooze

No.78550

burg didnt fill me up threw some chicken strips and a hashbrown in the air fryer

No.78551

started tardrambling instead of reading those posts now im even deeper in the hole

No.78552

uh hashbrowns thats NOT healthy when my burgs didnt fill me up i just made more burgs

No.78553

why are you tardrambling to mom when you could be writing it down and mashing the new reply button instead

No.78554

i wasnt in my room

No.78555

sigh i missed you

No.78556

was dreading what to do about the toilet paper running out but then found 4 rolls on top of dryer

No.78557


No.78558

Please stick it in mee

No.78559

spermed time to start looking for some food

No.78560

decided on frying up a quadrilogy of eggs

No.78561

tried to eat 3 eggs once and felt sick dont get how you can do 4

No.78562

im obese i also put two pieces of cheese on them with a ton of hotsauce

No.78563

eat six eggs every day

No.78564

at the mansion well have ducks instead of chickens

No.78565

guess ill snooze

No.78566

guess you will

No.78567

love waking up from headache pain and tossing and turning for a couple hours before looking at the time and its 3am

No.78568

went on a date with a girl from a date app and she said she wants to meet again hell yeah my brothers let us go

No.78569

no thanks im vol

No.78570

got twisted with big bro

No.78571


No.78572

cant tell if ai is ai or ai

No.78573

ai caramba

No.78574

mom said she got in trouble because the manager made everyone say their favorite minion and she refused to answer

No.78575

think your mom has tism you need to get her checked out

No.78576


No.78577

cocky want boing boing

No.78578

i have a need

No.78579

>>78574
this is why i could never get a job no one told me everything i hated about life at 6 years old would continue forever

No.78580

job

No.78581

guess ill make a second mug of cawfee

No.78582

been sipping coffee all day

No.78583

shaved me head gonno mow now

No.78584

woke up hey there ghoty

No.78585

what are the plans for today big man

No.78586

gonna game and then watch with a bunch of browsing in the middle

No.78587

ranted hard to mom and told her about all of her financial flipups told her not to worry about paying any of her debt off for my sake because i dont plan on living into old age

No.78588

where is your filial piety

No.78589

youre a horrible son

No.78590

gonno pick up my big double burger and eat it with spicy chili beer

No.78591

>>78589
uh how its called being a financial advisor people get paid to do that

No.78592

youre a bad man go apologize to her

No.78593

nah the worst thing i do is neet it up

No.78594

wish i had burg

No.78595

awful elbow pain wonder if its from gaming

No.78596

sigh just found out that genfanad closed down for good gonno mourn

No.78597

eating candy

No.78598


No.78599

gamed gonna browse for a bit then watch a movie

No.78600

love browsing the newspaper and catching up on my stocks

No.78601

no im browsing the internet for pornography and videos of black people hitting women

No.78602

nice bbc fetishist

No.78603

may have eaten too much

No.78604

what movie

No.78605

tired of ethnic minorities

No.78606

same shouldnt have had that second cup of cawfee started chinkranting hard

No.78607

guess ill make some macaroni ^ cheese

No.78608

hate how panera got rid of a lot of their menu to focus on macaroni and cheese

No.78609

never gone and ate panera what are they like

No.78610

oh i was supposed to drop out and get a ged at 15 to capitalize on the only skill i ever had being verbally and cognitively advanced for my age thus making up for everything else being harder for me than the norms oops ill remember to do that in ng+ cant win em all

No.78611

getting tired not sure if its movie time

No.78612


No.78615

snoozin

No.78616

did somebody say panera bread

No.78617


No.78618

wish i was a rizzler

No.78619

sigh he loved rizzing up the gyatt neighbor

No.78620

used to get panera with mom

No.78621

panorma

No.78622

listening to hinoi team

No.78623

my life is flipped up beyond all hope theres no going back now

No.78624

no one can ever go back

No.78625


No.78626

woke up and started thinking about bad things like specific dates and years my memories take place on or in wish i could alter them

No.78627

made cawfee and it foamed up for some reason noticed while it was cooling that mom had left soap in the pot starting to rage

No.78628

think it was sometime in may 2021 if had just stayed online for a few more hours could have saved so many threads

No.78629

have about 100gb saved somewhere from around that time been to depressed to look at it

No.78630

that is assuming were talking about the same thing

No.78631

omelette is 3 eggs cherry tomatoes a splash of milk onion cheese and anchovies

No.78632

tired

No.78633

basked in the afterglow of a damn good jo

No.78634

ate za

No.78635

want to lie down in a nice sunny garden and sleep forever

No.78636


No.78637

wish i could game like i used to wish i could watch anime like i used to im not asking for much here brain just hook me up

No.78638

simply take drugs

No.78639

im taking them right now in the form of caffeine NOThings happening

No.78640

keep taking it until something happens

No.78641

okay im pacemumbling and arguing with myself when does the gaming start

No.78642

try forcing yourself to launch a game and try very hard to focus on it eventually youll become addicted

No.78643

tried that a week or two ago and it didnt work for long hope youre right ill try again

No.78644

tried playing oj but they booted me from a lobby

No.78645

sigh oj hope while hes locked up hes busy working on his book titled if they sucked it

No.78646

woke up mornin ghoty

No.78647

>>78639
you need to detox

No.78648

>>78637
try propranolol 10mg a day

No.78649

smokin some herb gonna game like that guy used to be able to

No.78650

gonno go to da club and hit dat kitty from behind

No.78651

says its a beta blocker if i take it wont that mean ill fade out of existence

No.78652

im omegamale

No.78653

4/18/2024
023 - ME: Order Entered By Court - Party (001)
4/18/2024
4/5/2024
PPM – Pro Per Motion/Notice/Mail - Party (001)
4/5/2024
Defendant(2)
NOTE:
motion for reduction in sentence

No.78654

its happening hes gonna be flippin free

No.78655

NOT bloody likely

No.78656

whos gonno send him a link to ghota with a nice frogger

No.78657

nose hair is out of control

No.78658

love ingrown nosehairs and excruciating pain from scratching my schnoz

No.78659

got a nice electric nose hair trimmer i ordered when i was drunk its p good never had an ingrown one

No.78660


No.78661

always wake up with big dryboogs and rip out a few hairs

No.78662

got a mini spycam that works wonder if its NOTiceable when i put it in my shoe

No.78663

nice mom talking about getting a raise and immediately planning to spend it all instantly negating the point of getting one i think spending it all and then freaking out about being poor is just a compulsive behavior i dont think she should be allowed to handle her own money its ruined both of our lives

No.78664

>>78662
test it out on mom

No.78665

dont be gross

No.78666

>>78663
youre the man of the house youre supposed to be providing for her

No.78667

whatever not gonno let it bother me until it impacts my neeting it up

No.78668

so flipping happy that mom is smart and was able to make lots of money and set me up so i can just neet forever

No.78669

if she was smart you wouldnt be here

No.78670

>>78668
she makes 6 figures shes just a retard and has been making idiotic financial decisions for 40 years instead of living below her means and saving

No.78671

im impoverished

No.78672

out of ground beef

No.78673

the characters are saying koumei but the subtitles say zhuge liang why do they do this

No.78674

>>78672
ate ground beef for dinner

No.78675

just ate a big fat fuh lippin burrito with 5 chicken thighs onion tomato and hotsauce

No.78676

normsauce

No.78677

take it back

No.78678

>>78675
you forgot the lettuce and cheese

No.78679

ordered a nice burg

No.78686

when i said ive been eating burg i just meant the beef NOT the evil bun or vegetables

No.78687

there was cheese i forgot to mention it but im not putting manmade lettuce on there

No.78688

uhh no manmade lettuce just plenty of hotsauce haha

No.78689

of course ill put on something manmade and toxic if it tastes good greens are nasty though

No.78690


No.78691

tired of white people

No.78692

if eugenics succeeded i wouldnt be around

No.78693

white lives matter

No.78694

we are already doing eugenics by letting braindead baboons have twelve children while humans have either one or zero

No.78695


No.78696

gonno lie down hope things are different when i wake up

No.78697

biceps are on flipping fire spent like an hour tardrambling again and i was holding my laundry mom did for me the whole time im flipping jacked

No.78698

arms are shaking just trying to hold a bowl in my hands

No.78699


No.78700

would he even want to post here most if not all of hima already stopped

No.78701

thought weve all just been here hanging out

No.78702


No.78703

ive never seen braveheart on bluray might commandeer the living room television soon it deserves a bigger screen and no headphones

No.78704

no hog the tv but play aria bluray at full volume instead

No.78705

hope the next william wallace shows up soon and unites all us dickless little nerds so things have a chance to get better

No.78706

loved when braveheart said THIS IS SPARTA and kicked the guy into the pit

No.78707

if i was from canadia i would have marched in the streets to make rob ford ye olde queens primary minister of the crowne or whatever gay shit they do up there

No.78708

The godly game FF14 is destroyed by a woman who is incredibly good at licking dicks.

tardlaughing love google translate

No.78709

never played final faggotry 14 for a nanosecond in my life but i believe them immediately

No.78710

scapes been naggin at the back of my mind lately trying to NOT give in

No.78711

same but not in that way more like in the i wish i was a tweenager again way throwing down fishing nets and talking on the phone with kids at school for moms allowed computer time because i was a retard that should have been aborted and didnt know about vent or teamspeak until later

No.78712

die friendnorm

No.78713

woke up things arent very different still sick

No.78714

>>78711
that could be you simply post a link to your stream and your phone number

No.78715

>>78712
NOThin friend it was two separate instances 20 years ago its just that so little has happened in my retarded life that i even remember things like that

No.78716

miss having a functional brain

No.78717

wonder what happened to freak

No.78718

just woke up from a dream where pippa was lubing up my asshole and about to start pegging

No.78719

pippa pig

No.78720

>>78717
were all way past the point of caring on that one hes actively subverting this webzone for his friendish masters

No.78721

what you say

No.78722

overheard a conversation of some boomer being appalled that his 21yo daughter has no plans of getting pregnant yet

No.78723

accidentally looked at insect pregnancy again

No.78724

nonstop piss day

No.78725

thinkin its steak lunch day

No.78726

steak is in the oven

No.78727

eating steak

No.78728

why

No.78729

gotta go with mom to her coworkers funeral

No.78730

uh because i need to eat to live

No.78731

made 3egg

No.78732

on my third can of gamer fuel but havent decided what to game

No.78733

drinking some nice aspartmewater with brominated vegetable oil

No.78734

>>78722
did you tell him you know a handful of strapping young lads willing to help her out with that

No.78735

want to eat some cookies or chocolate but i know if i start i wont stop until i demolish the pack or maybe two and then ill feel like shite for the rest of the day

No.78736

speaking of shite mine changed colors for a few days while i was eating a bunch of those generic brand oreos thought i had internal bleeding

No.78737

was it white on the inside black on the outside

No.78738

woke up sick with a cold or something guess ill smoke some medicine and game it away

No.78739

god i hate failed norms

No.78740

raining

No.78741

>>78738
sorry you might have caught it from me

No.78742

toorun

No.78743

gaming

No.78744

makin a pizza

No.78745

pic

No.78746

not confident enough to picbrag i make it on a sheet pan so if you look up pics youll see better ones that you can pretend i posted

No.78747

pic now

No.78748


No.78749

flipping vile you made that shite

No.78750

nah i thought you said yes to a stock photo

No.78751

no i want to see the neet special

No.78752

the normspecial

No.78753

considered making pizza but i dont have sauce or the right cheese

No.78754

i did actually take a pic think mom may have seen me sigh

No.78755

lets see it

No.78756

aunt is dying

No.78757


No.78758

Men reach manhood status by having a family and rearing children, not by staying single.

No.78759

what if youre infertile

No.78760

then youre NOT a real man

No.78761

what if shes barren

No.78762

what if you stopped making excuses

No.78763

dont want kids other than a juicy sexy lady flipslave

No.78764

stopped wearing underwear and been sleeping naked for a couple of weeks and i gotta say im loving every minute of it jerry

No.78765

been doing that for the last 15 years welcome to the club

No.78766

i need structure

No.78767

thanks

No.78768

end up going through phases of sleeping naked and then i end up laying on top of my sack or something and stop doing it until i forget the discomfort

No.78769

rarely sleep naked simply dont feel clean enough sometimes do it right out of the bath

No.78770

eustachian tube acting up again

No.78771

is that the hole you piss from

No.78772

have you considered binging it

No.78773

>>78771
they call that the meatus

No.78781

im meatus

No.78783

tired of successful nerds with good paying compsci jobs always telling me i need to self improve

No.78784

hate those norms because im jealous not because they work but because theyre rich

No.78785

have you considered improving yourself

No.78786

love the pretending to NOT have a job meme

No.78787

love sexually harassing the ols at work

No.78788

wouldnt mind having one in a country thats high iq and rule oriented but it seems like a hellish nightmare in the us for everyone except those successful work from home nerds

No.78789

it wont work unless is a high trust homogenous society

No.78790

its a shame i missed the boat on that one think i would have done well

No.78791


No.78792

sigh 95% humidity cant snooze like this

No.78793

wish the climate change doomsday cult had been right about there being a new ice age

No.78794

guess ill snooze before the birds wake up hate those assholes always yelling

No.78795

greenpeace terrorists made millions of children starve by preventing a filipino rice company from distributing rice

No.78796

simply fire up the ac

No.78797

no it kills a climate activist every time i do

No.78798

fried up six eggs

No.78799

sigh i could have fed one of those succulent sexy ladies but id have to ask for something in return Please stick it in mee

No.78800

nice yellow fever

No.78801

simply not picky

No.78802

doctor told me need to keep taking this medicine every day for the rest of my life getting sick of it

No.78803

nice flipping drone

No.78804

ate 1 cookie from the pack then ate the rest of the cookies from the pack

No.78805

dopamine junkie

No.78806

what dopamine they werent even that good after the first five or so

No.78807

Hulking autistic boy, 17, filmed battering female teacher's aide for threatening to take away his Nintendo switch files lawsuit claiming school staff 'triggered' him

No.78808

fuck you and die

No.78809

teacher used to confiscate our gameboys in elementary school made me rage hard

No.78810

eyeing the next box of cookies

No.78811

nice cookie monster

No.78812

remembered the time a hall monitor tried to take my zune while i was listening to finnish industrial metal in the hallway simply ignored her and teenwalked away felt really cool afterwards

No.78813

crying for her she was probably afraid you were gonno shoot up the school

No.78814

nah why would the background guy who wears black hoodies and jeans with long hair who never talks and listens to screamertunes in gym class instead of participating go full klebold

No.78815

more of a drone guy myself

No.78816

ate a nice beta blocker

No.78817

is it working or can you still see my posts

No.78818

no

No.78819

>>78807
love how norms are now starting to fear the autistic tard

No.78820

read the back of the cawfee jar it says to use 2 teaspoons for a big mug ive been eyeballing it and putting in at least double that

No.78821

my instant says to add a teaspoon so i add a heaping tablespoon

No.78822

i just take a caffeine pill

No.78823

>>78821
ya ive been doing that and then some and wondering why im freaking out all the time

No.78824

NOThin freakout im still tired all day

No.78825

yeah cause you drink too much coffee and its messing up your sleep and you have high tolerance

No.78826

NOThin messed up sleep i snooze from 12 to 7

No.78827

woke up with a swollen throat and thought my tooth abscess became septic and i was finally about to die and i felt at peace and warm but then it turns out it was nothing sigh

No.78828

nice drama queen

No.78829

dont think youll die warm and at peace from that more like in long drawn out physical agony

No.78830

its NOThing compared to the physical agony im experiencing that has been drawn out for over 30 years

No.78831

livin and lovin every minute of it

No.78832

i dont know havent experienced it yet but ive read that tooth pain is one of the worst

No.78833

i thought that was childbirth

No.78834

>>78829
i thought if you get sepsis you go into a coma and die or something

No.78835


No.78836

wait who even are you

No.78837

picked up my takeout and saw this little chinese man wearing a big black cowboy hat

No.78838

>>78834
think you just experience extreme pain that causes you to go into shock and then you die at some point afterwards

No.78839


No.78840

>>78838
thats my life

No.78841

>>78838
no you go into septic shock which means the immune system overreacts to an infection and your whole body swells up including the brain and you go into coma and your organs shut down

No.78842

cracked open that second box of cookies

No.78843


No.78844

polished off that second box of cookies

No.78845

why cant i just die in my sleep already im getting tired of having to be a self aware pile of decaying proteins

No.78846

gods trolling us softly

No.78847

eaten 3000 calories today NOT counting the cheese might make some pasta for dinner

No.78848

nice big boy

No.78849

NOThin nice id rather be weak lanklet

No.78850

it sucks i was one until a few years ago now im fat and weakling

No.78851

if i were tall thin weakling i could at least pretend to be like nozomu

No.78852

ate that pasta with plenty of parm

No.78853

phew sounds nice

No.78854

it was okay but my throat was burning a bit as it went down like if there was a reaction

No.78855

as for me had a nice chocolate croissant with coffee

No.78856

are you in a french ass restaurant

No.78857

croissante du chocolate

No.78858

omelette du fromage

No.78859

im so flippnbored

No.78860

sick and gaming

No.78861

same

No.78862

NOT feeling so good think i overate

No.78863

dentist told me to take antibiotics for the abscess but made next appointment a week after im supposed to finish antibiotic treatment and now im worried infection will come back before i get next appointment and die from a flipping tooth infection flip

No.78864

owned

No.78865

remember dreaming about getting a prescription for a whole year of antibiotics but cant remember why

No.78866

eating that chocolate bar now

No.78867

love a good tooth infection that leads to brain infection and death

No.78868

miss my foreskin we were only together for a short while but i will cherish those memories

No.78869

aris stream used to be so good seven years ago now its unwatchable he flanderized himself to absurd levels

No.78870

guess ill snooze nothing to do might as well timeskip

No.78871

enjoying my built in cocksleeve glad NOThing unfortunate has happened to it

No.78872

still havent tried out any onaholes

No.78873

dont remember having a normskin i was still reeling from the cesarean

No.78874

normputer froze and locked up got enraged and watched tv with mom for a few hours instead of rebooting

No.78875

you did well

No.78876

netflix n chillin with mom

No.78877

nice momgf

No.78878

love the plot technique where you finally find the bad guys and fight and beat them but dont kill them or at least tie them up and then in a cutscene they manage to distract you and get away and then the same thing happens over and over again simply excellent storytelling and NOT annoying at all

No.78879

still feeling a bit peckish eyeing those ritz

No.78880

still discord messaging the girl i dated bros shes not only a keeper shes not a broom either it just keeps looking up for team ghota

No.78881


No.78882

made a turkey sandwich a while ago letting it get nice and soggy in the fridge

No.78883

what is wrong with you

No.78884

i dont know but theyre not giving me bux for it yet because ive never been to a psychiatrist

No.78885

>>78883
sometimes depending on the mood i prefer a nice refridgerated sangwich too

No.78886

if were being honest if i woke up tomorrow and i was 14 i would probably find a way to rape a girl

No.78887

little bastard

No.78888

dont blame me i was a nice guy in this life because i was a casualty of the sexual harrassment infowar

No.78889

quads of truth

No.78890

do you mean if you woke up in your own bed and you were a 14 year old in 2024 or you went back in time to when you were 14 and get to life your life again

No.78891

second one if i woke up as a 14 year old tomorrow i would immediately kill myself

No.78892

wouldnt it be better to invest in bitcoin and stuff rather than comitting rape

No.78893

if youre under 18 crimes less than murder are legal arent they

No.78894

started thinking about pokeyman what a game all anyone will ever need is the good ol 151

No.78895

cut my hand with a knife its been a while

No.78896

wasnt on purpose i was trying to do that thing from norm school where you throw up the horns then spin the pen around your ring and middle finger and send it up and down the line

No.78897

woke up gained two lb

No.78898

nobody is fat shaming you here

No.78899

>>78894
its not that great

No.78900

i am but only because you deserve better

No.78901

>>78898
that guy is

No.78902

never played pokenorm

No.78903

you missed a gay old time

No.78904

pastor said pokemon was evil or something NOT sure about the details when i was a kid

No.78905

pastor said hed wished he could go balls deep in dawn

No.78906

you mean hikari

No.78907

finished brushing teeth but then accidentally turned on the electric brush again and it sprayed toothpaste into my eyes

No.78908

pasted tooth hygiene normlord

No.78909

been getting better at brushy brushy lately myself also got an electric toothbrush

No.78910

brother hit the brush too hard and had to get surgery

No.78911

dont need to brush every day simply chug some listerine or snack on mints n gum

No.78912

mom loves mints

No.78913

woke up

No.78914

need something stronger than caffeine

No.78915

caffeine tree

No.78916

grabbin pills

No.78917

girl just sent me a rose on hinge married girl at work wants my number things are popping off my bros

No.78918

memedick !

No.78919

brewed a bottle now im sippin

No.78920

hog farm stench while driving but couldnt tell if it was coming from outside or inside the car

No.78921

hate women

No.78922

die misogynist

No.78923

cant believe im gonno die without ever experiencing sex or love

No.78924

woke up feel like ive been anal vored not like i slept and rested to handle a new day

No.78925

i want to go take a number 2 but if mom left the doors open i might accidentally wake her up something i do NOT want

No.78926

simply shoot her dead that way she wont wake up

No.78927

dont go to certain searx instances to search cro-magnon in images and scroll down you will definitely NOT get a bone

No.78928

shoot your own mom fucknut don't even post here anymore

No.78929

it was a joke

No.78930

its hot as flip out and i have to use my big boy voice to make a phone call why me im just a humble neet gentleman

No.78931

write an email instead

No.78932

its too complicated and i have too many questions feels like itll be faster to manbaby up for half an hour and get it over with

No.78933

if i was scandinavian none of this would be happening sigh

No.78934

constipated

No.78935

emancipated

No.78936

woke up hey guys

No.78937

hey is for horses

No.78938


No.78939

got through that phone call the guy was black but he was nice and answered my questions i was dreading getting a girl and sounding like a loser

No.78940

moms debating getting burger king for dinner

No.78941

for me its chipotle

No.78942

walked to the convenience store for coke zero and smelled someone charcoal grilling

No.78943


No.78944

kitty is sippin some milk

No.78945

>>78940
she did im stuffed it was too hot to cook

No.78946

some men are chads and some men are me

No.78947


No.78948

nice elmer

No.78949

>>78947
i hate this flipping world

No.78950

whats to hate

No.78951

got a bone

No.78952

crazy that some people believe luck doesnt exist just played two matches of mtg and three tables of mahjong after not touching either for about a year and it was disgusting not just a little bad but in the one in a million millions kind of bad its not a probability thats a bit low and happens its a curse

No.78953

maybe youre just rusty

No.78954

over 13 hour shift at work today im wiped time to neet it up till tomorrow

No.78955

did nothing for 13 hours today

No.78956

uh did you NOT game

No.78957

gamers are faggots

No.78958

too sick to game any more gonna lie on the couch and watch someone else game instead

No.78959

oh flip i cut my thumb chopping meat earlier it was like a papercut but the bandaid is low enough on my thumb that its ripping against my tip while i try to jo i have to try with the wrong hand

No.78960

hope its a nice speedrunner

No.78961

tired of being manbaby

No.78962

you can stop any time

No.78963

no god made me a manbaby to teach me a lesson

No.78964

black hole sun
wont you come
wash away the rain

No.78965

guess ill jo to drawn depictions of children having sexual intercourse and slumber

No.78966

>>78961
doesnt even matter life is objectively much more of a hellish nightmare for norms than it is for us theyre just too dumb to realize it

No.78967

>>78960
its pasted mason

No.78968

never heard of im

No.78969

wonder if i ever had the opportunity would my instincts just take over and id just know where to jam it in

No.78970


No.78971

ya its not like animals get taught either it just happens

No.78972

if it just happens then why hasnt it happened

No.78973

forgot to eat today

No.78974

thats a good problem to have let me guess you were having too much fun doing something to remember

No.78975

not wearing a shirt rn

No.78976

now i am

No.78977

you sold out

No.78978

ill take it off to snooze

No.78979

love getting nakey and hugging satoko while i go to sleep

No.78980

havent slept with my daki in at least 5 years mom almost caught me with it so i folded it in half and put it in a cardboard box

No.78981

any close calls during a jo session

No.78982

none that im aware of

No.78983

mom caught me joing because she rushed into my room in the middle of the night after having a bad dream where i killed myself

No.78984

read einstein as epstein

No.78985

hate that conniving kike

No.78986

which one

No.78987

Please stick it in mee

No.78988


No.78989

paid my bus fare

No.78990

woke up lojod

No.78991

you cant just jo to lo first thing in the morning

No.78992

can you jo to other things then

No.78993

watching cham

No.78994

youre 1/15 of her viewers

No.78995

stretching my poosy

No.78996


No.78997

allergies are acting up

No.78998

cetirizine

No.78999

nah mom buys me allegra over the counter

No.79000


No.79001

woke up mornin ghoty feelin much better today think this will be the last day of being sick

No.79002

never been caught bottling even in my teenneet days when i had the hexbox hooked up in the living room and would piss in fast food cups while mom was at work

No.79003

gonno jo to pics of children at a playground that i took myself

No.79004

its good to have a hobby

No.79005

sigh he loved pictures of children

No.79006

fired up buddenbrooks

No.79007

guess ill grill some chicken

No.79008

>>79005
he was once posted a vid of a little girl in a library and a guy spermed right in front of her and she asked what is that in japanese he was really sick and maybe deserved to be arrested

No.79009

its natural

No.79010

isp had to shut down the internet for repairs 2 days in a row and theyre still NOT done with it gonno shut it down again like tomorrow

No.79011

bet youre gaming up a storm sigh havent unplugged in a year and a half

No.79012

>>79000
opened this right next to mom hopefully she didnt see it

No.79013

internet went out saturday afternoon just got it fixed today had to get caught up with a couple hundred posts

No.79014

>>79003
post em

No.79015

bored as hell

No.79016

are you looking for suggestions

No.79017

>>78996
Please stick it in mee

No.79018

only 26lb to go

No.79019

sat down to eat that chicken and it was 20 degrees undercooked after i had already eaten some started raging and thinking about the rope

No.79020

i was born undercooked

No.79021

its game time

No.79022

put it under the broiler for another 10 minutes and the temperature barely budged started seeing red and ran into the basement to start tardpunching myself i should have been aborted at 10 months

No.79023

told mom im not hungry and that she can do what she wants with it flip it

No.79024

dont be such a baby

No.79025

theres nothing wrong with eating raw chicken youre just brainwashed

No.79026

NOThin baby ive got a short fuse and if i lived alone i would have thrown the tray at the wall and not eaten today

No.79027

havent eaten today meself or yesterday for that matter

No.79028

food is for norms

No.79029

how many times do i have to tell you i am norm

No.79030

wish i was a norm so id never have to spend a millisecond inside this skull ever again dumb fat pumped full of medications no concerns beyond the next hour and unable to realize im trapped under constant surveillance thats where happiness is

No.79031

die doublespace

No.79032

>>79029
die norm

No.79033

hmm okay i guess ill die





















































































NOT

No.79034

die









NOTnorm

No.79035

went and bought some more of gods green erb gonna game

No.79036

wish simply combusting plant matter and breathing it in could help me cope

No.79037

overheating

No.79038

>>79036
have you tried it its pretty good

No.79039

wish i would be combusted and smoked for a cheap high

No.79040


No.79041

no its a legal prescription smokeable medicine to heal my autism

No.79042

browsing pornographic drawings but NOT feeling anything

No.79043

>>79041
die foreignorm

No.79044

itchy throat coughing

No.79045

watching the simpsons on the side while browsing

No.79046

wish i had a sis like lisa

No.79047

why

No.79048


No.79049

i dont need to expand my mind i need my mind to be dumbed down to that of a norm and my organs poisoned

No.79050

i need to be impregnated

No.79051

nice mpreg

No.79052

never said i was male

No.79053

headache firin up

No.79054

thinkin about the cake is a lie

No.79055

weird how even when games were getting bad they were still good compared to today i only have myself to blame for not appreciating bad before it became worse

No.79056

sigh portal came out over 21 years ago

No.79057

whats your favorite games

No.79058

guy at the store told me i was caked up

No.79059

th03

No.79060

tarddancing a bit

No.79061

sigh he loved zoomer memes and lingo hes going to be 7 years behind

No.79062

dont understand why he made hima the way he did instead of just making it an autogen blog thread that functioned like warosu or ghoty does with no images or thread creation and heavy spam prevention so theres no need for moderation at all

No.79063

but what about the linus embeds

No.79064

you can still post linus videos here cant you

No.79065

>>79048
this triggered the cel blues

No.79066

>>79048
what is this frigging crap dont post this crap on here

No.79067

>>79057
the good ones

No.79068

post em

No.79069

fortnite

No.79070

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No.79071

chill out screamer

No.79072

the norms took the ability to chill out away from me

No.79073

grabbed a drink mom was watching the news all they do is talk about israel think shes finally NOTicing a pattern

No.79074

its better that she doesnt its far too late now and will just drain her sanity meter

No.79075

tardlaughing flipping hard playing albion there was a large rare mining node that a guy just arrived at so i dragged mobs and had them aoe him then aggro onto him so i stole the mine Please stick it in mee mined about 70% of it while he was running around trying and failing to do the same to me and then eventually ran off and flagged up and went on me then i killed him and took all his shit and mined the rest owned bitch heart was pounding havent had a thrill like that in years

No.79076

nice pwnage

No.79077

that was me flip you

No.79078

think my real life has finally begun in this game with that event

No.79079

happy walpurgisnacht hima

No.79080

gesundheit

No.79081

my beach body didnt come in time oh well theres always next year

No.79082

i am wanna die

No.79083

going on another date with the same girl on saturday hima heck yesh lets get in there and seize life

No.79084

walked back from the convenience store and saw the isp man about to disconnect my internet he was small and wore all black except for his bright white legs because he was wearing shorts for some reason

No.79085

going to uncs place hes making steak for lunch

No.79086

hows he cooking it

No.79087

feeling weak as hell went on a slow walk can feel my heart pounding

No.79088

nice rpwalker

No.79089

excuse me but did you see the news about the date?? its like you completely didnt and just went immediately back to uhh cooked sausage mom told me get job finna jo

No.79090

my resting heart rate is around 48

No.79091

ok thanks you guys are compete sociopaths did you know that

No.79092

wasnt gonno jo but might fire one up now think a nice mmd will do the trick

No.79093

this is a literal crab bucket its not even funny anymore imagine if a nice Italian gentleman walked into the hall with his family and said hey my family after my entire life of being a complete fucking loser with no hope a girl who is not obese wants to date me multiple times and they glance at him for a moment blink then go back to talking to each other about what temperature to set tonights pasta that is literally you flipping psychos

No.79094

NOThin crab simply dont have anything to say enjoy your date

No.79095

the attention whore

No.79096

not reading any of that

No.79097

had a gf dream it was nice got out of bed and cooked pancake and sausage forgot its may

No.79098

happy workers day

No.79099

im not like the other cels who at least have some hope since they work and look somewhat decent i am neet dropout live with my mom and ugly as sin and 30 and autistic i am not even human my life is flipped up beyond all hope

No.79100

same but i look okay and wasnt lucky enough to be sperg just weird

No.79101

weird or weird

No.79102

yeah im the attention whore i dont think you have a valid response to my italian hypothetical at all it clearly demonstrates how bizarre and sociopathic and callous this behavior is sometimes it is socially required for you to give attention to someone or something or more like if you have a soul and don't have crippling personality disorders you would do it naturally

No.79103

youre in crippling personality disorder central pal

No.79104

why are there so many italians

No.79105

never seen an italian what are they like

No.79106

feel free to jump off another cliff eye

No.79107

is that actually freak

No.79108

dont know dont care im fantasizing about slitting my throat yet again

No.79109


No.79110

did a woman make that post

No.79111

wouldnt mind my life being so insanely bad if everything else hadnt gotten so much worse at the same time if i was exactly where i am right now except it was twenty or thirty or forty years ago thered be hope

No.79112

look on the bright side

No.79113

there are no bright sides for me theres trying and failing to cope until something worse happens totally independent of my actions its usually whenever i start feeling optimism again too

No.79114

losers in thirty years will be saying the same thing if only they could go back to the 2020s before everything got really bad they could still have hope for the future

No.79115

simply stop being sad and start being awesome

No.79116

cheer up emo kid

No.79117

>>79114
theyd be right

No.79118

well were getting the chance theyll never have lets make the most of it

No.79119

i was making the most of it until 2 hours ago when an outgoing black water pipe started spilling everywhere and flooding the laundry room

No.79120

owned

No.79121

took a nice hot bath got out and almost fainted ear started ringing much louder than usual lying down now

No.79122

i know that feel its a top 100

No.79123

ya ive been seeking it out

No.79124

>>79114
are you saying things are going to get worse than they are now

No.79125

i will brave the incoming storm by being a neet locked up in my room just like i braved the past 2 decades by locking myself up in my room

No.79126

nude rn

No.79127

pic

No.79128

perv

No.79129

show neetdick

No.79130

fuckin

No.79131

were past the peak of civilization the 80s 90s and aughts were the perfect balance between technological progress and regard for human dignity its all downhill from here

No.79132

uh human dignity what about trans rights

No.79133

those freaks have more rights than me

No.79134


No.79135

neet rights

No.79136

not sure if theres still a plumper downstairs or not i need to shite and the drawers full

No.79137

woke up guess ill smoke some medicine and game

No.79138

simply empty the drawer out the window

No.79139

wouldnt mind trying a marijuana or two but im just NOT a criminal

No.79140

chugged a couple dews pissing hard

No.79141

>>79139
its legal now

No.79142

uh NOT in america

No.79143

made the mistake of looking myself in the mirror gotta say im looking a lot thinner but my thighs are far too big

No.79144

requesting a thigh pic

No.79145

>>79142
ya it is in most of america

No.79146

listening to soutaiseiriron its so nostalgic

No.79147

uh no its a federal crime

No.79148

ya but its legal in 38 states

No.79149

the federal government is illegitimate and zionist occupied its up to the states

No.79150

>>79140
dews or dews

No.79151

pasted biden loves that sticky green hes gonna legalize it

No.79152

federal law applies to all states weedbrain theres no law in my state against printing counterfeit benjamins either

No.79153

finna bust a nut real quick hold on

No.79154

sisters always trying to make me do it

No.79155

skibidi toilet finna rizz a gyatt to these sexy little babies

No.79156

what you say

No.79157

>>79152
theres no law against it because theres no non federally controlled currency if the state says you can do something you can do it end of story

No.79158

im a sovereign citizen no law applies to me

No.79159

do you have a newsletter i can subscribe to

No.79160

pasted states rights enthusiast

No.79161

did you lose your brainstem due to the weed or did you start smoking because you didnt have one to begin with no need to answer its a rhetorical question

No.79162

my hobby is cumming

No.79163

how about you take your rhetoric and kill yourself you faggot norm fuck

No.79164

bh weedfiend

No.79165

>>79161
im not the dopesmoker i dont think it should be legalized for sale in the first place

No.79166

ive been too busy puffing on this kush to post

No.79167

how about some nice alcohol instead

No.79168

id much rather be cracking but my liver is near failure

No.79169

legalize all drugs so i can have fun in my boring neet life and die an early death

No.79170

simply go to mexico and buy a new one

No.79171

in the ron paul timeline its all legal

No.79172

wish i wasnt a manbaby so i could source opioids and get nice and high and die

No.79173

feeling it

No.79174

got something for you to feel right here

No.79175

i can only do legal highs i get free pregabalin which i mix with either caffeine or alcohol depending on whether i want a stimulant or depressant effect on top of the euphoria of the pregababablin but damn i wish i could get some better stuff

No.79176


No.79177

got some nice solvents

No.79178

finna smoke chemtrails

No.79179

zionists owe me sex

No.79180


No.79181

sigh jake baugh loved abusing drugs so he could have fun in his boring neet life leading to his early death

No.79182

we dont owe you shit nakama

No.79183

wouldnt be any need for drugs or normahol if they were still making good games

No.79184

sigh shigeru

No.79185

>>79183
those good games are enhanced even further by alcohol and drugs

No.79186

the hospital was full so they did my last surgery outpatient and was still kinda high on fent when they discharged me then mom tricked me into walking and pushing a shopping cart around a store felt the worst pain of my life that night

No.79187

feeling strange

No.79188

might start NOT trying so hard to NOT be too annoying hope you all dont mind

No.79189

>>79186
need to find a corrupt doctor that can let me buy fent off of him

No.79190

>>79185
if only

No.79191

was stimming with one of my syringe plungers then realized the needles NOT there any more guess its floating around my desk area

No.79192

applied some coconut oil

No.79193

hope youve got good eyesight

No.79194


No.79195


No.79196

one image at a time please

No.79197

>>79194
zoinks never even thought about what it would be like to get a cut there

No.79198

love shaving and liming me pits

No.79199

love putting on a skirt for the himabros

No.79200

>>79194
nice boobies

No.79201

roto rooter guy said the normlords are responsible for paying for a cleaning crew in the basement because its sewage probably gonno end up having to do it myself so it isnt sitting there for a week

No.79202

had some fun today cracking some cold ones with unc

No.79203

love cracking uncs back

No.79204

ill be cracking early tonight i tell you what

No.79205


No.79206

cracked a nice mojito lacroix

No.79207

In arithmetic geometry, the Cox–Zucker machine is an algorithm created by David A. Cox and Steven Zucker. This algorithm determines whether a given set of sections provides a basis (up to torsion) for the Mordell–Weil group of an elliptic surface E → S, where S is isomorphic to the projective line.

okay explain this one smartnorm

No.79208

testicular torsion

No.79209

as for me added some potassium sodium and flavoring to a bottle of sparkling water sipping now

No.79210

love adding metals and co2 to my solvent and drinking it

No.79211

>>79205
is that from the same guy that postulated the cox ring Please stick it in meehe

No.79212

>>79205
Please stick it in mee

No.79213

>>79211
>>79212
im not sticking anything in any of you

No.79214

thanks for the metal reminder gotta take my zinc too

No.79215

only drink blood raw milk and fruit juice anything else is unnatural

No.79216

uh fruit juice are you flipping kidding me

No.79217

>>79214
nice cummaxxer

No.79218

time to smoke up

No.79219


No.79220

>>79219
i really want to know how this guy dies or if he ever goes blind

No.79221

youre going to die before him you idiot slave Please stick it in meehe

No.79222

NOT feeling so good anymore regretting this drink

No.79223

go to hell triplehe

No.79224

forgot to eat again

No.79225

really regretting it feeling nauseous drooling like a tard because swallowing makes me wanna vom

No.79226

fired up the ac

No.79227

gonno fap and then head to bed

No.79228

jerked it myself earlier and regret doing so it was anticlimactic

No.79229

never shat earlier i sucked it back in

No.79230

love sucking stuff up me bumhole

No.79231

air frying some fries

No.79232

may i request a pic

No.79233

almost let out a fart that wasnt just a fart

No.79234

>>79230
didnt love it but it had to happen once it comes back ill send it to a watery grave the toilets working now

No.79235

no pics

No.79236

pic now or i rage

No.79237

watched the matrix with mom

No.79238

mom doesnt understand matrix

No.79239

never watched it start to finish it was before my time saw some parts on tv as a tween around the time the sequels came out

No.79240

mom took the dog out and there was a fat possum running around he climbed to the top of the fence so i pelted him with some rocks but he didnt budge tried to shove him off with the rake but he grabbed on and started trying to bite it but he was no match for my tardstrength flung that sucker into the normbors yard

No.79241

you gotta treat em with more respect

No.79242

>>79240
bastard

No.79243

he drew first blood by entering unannounced and he normally slips through a hole in the fence right away he became obese over the winter and couldnt fit

No.79244

dont have a thermometer on my desk anymore but it has to be 77 in here

No.79245

whats that in celsius

No.79246

i dont know maybe 32

No.79247

celsius Please stick it in me

No.79248

77 is pretty temperate dont see why thats notable

No.79249

bmi 30

No.79250

>>79248
its been below that for 7 months

No.79251

forgot i made an omelet warming it back up then im watching scary movie 2

No.79252

cold brag

No.79253

NOThin brag thats simply what happens between summer and spring

No.79254

not down here in the tropics

No.79255

feel like dropping and going out for a walk at 5 am point is im really in the mood to find myself in a perpetual stupor for a while

No.79256

dropping what

No.79257

feel like i need to find a woman moms age simply because thats all i know how to deal with at least theres life insurance and wills involved where do i go to meet old broads

No.79258


No.79259


No.79260

im mentally stunted im still like 17 years younger than my body is

No.79261

thinking about my bro from the bus that i think got medication mindwiped by the norms

No.79262

glad those school psycholocunts never got me mind controlled cant imagine how much worse my life would be if they had won

No.79263

prescription sunglasses finally came in the mail this is a lot nicer eyes arent stinging and crying all the time just being open think ill just wear these all the time its much more pleasant

No.79264

pic

No.79265

are they gunnars

No.79266

first read about gunnar glasses in a gamer magazine i read at the library might as well be 80 years old

No.79267

only wear the cheapest zennis

No.79268

got the shites

No.79269

theyre about to shut down the internet again thats 4 days in a row for what was supposed to be a 1 day job cant take this anymore

No.79270

dont see the problem simply head down to the library

No.79271

cant go to the library anymore its been taken over by homeless people and druggies

No.79272

what are you supposed to do with your figure collection if you become homeless

No.79273

theres a woman 10 years older than me who takes me out to buy clothes and does interior design on my apartment so i can get dates she calls herself my wing woman you may think this is a meme but its not also she talks about her failing marriage sometimes

No.79274

youre literally living in one of those anime where the girl keeps hanging out with the main character but they swear its NOT sexual

No.79275

nah the world is just more complicated than cels give it credit for

No.79276

dont own any figs collected books instead and a small amount of art

No.79277

have more books video games and figures than i have room for theyre spilling off the shelves

No.79278

there isnt much i want to say in times like this i usually dont say much of anything at all

No.79279


No.79280

im at work right now cant post a room pic

No.79281

embarrassed about my collection because only have 1 case and its getting full

No.79282


No.79283

love living life free of humiliation collection size n/a

No.79284

im virgcel

No.79285

wouldnt know what to do with a woman

No.79286

dad said hbd to sis a month early

No.79287

>>79282
cant believe this guy has sex and stuff

No.79288

wouldnt want too many figs taking them out of a case and cleaning them every time for a hotglue would become a chore

No.79289

havent eaten since sunday NOT hungry but feel weak as flip might force some food down my gullet

No.79290

ate too much

No.79291

die gulletnorm

No.79292

sigh whyd you have to tell me to die

No.79293

the hima sex orgy is in 3 days

No.79294

wasnt invited sigh

No.79295

youll have to jo to the recording

No.79297

boku wa lolicon

No.79298

woke up mornin ghoty

No.79299

flip off

No.79300

sorry

No.79301

woke up a while ago havent read yet its starting to get hot as flip in my room

No.79302

glad summers over dont envy you

No.79303

mac n cheese is in the oven didnt have milk so i made the bechamel with heavy cream and water then added cheddar and jarlsberg with some sodium citrate mixed in some seasonings added to 2 oz pasta im trying to NOT make too much mixed with some italian sausage topped with parm and into the oven

No.79304

dont think ive ever had mac n cheese

No.79305

also i lied making it with shells NOT mac

No.79306

nice well adjusted adult not still eating toddler food in his 30s wish i was you

No.79307

ya being me is pretty epic youre missing out

No.79308


No.79309

drank a diet soda feeling bloated even though i havent eaten in days although thats gonno change in about ten minutes

No.79310

>>79302
die bogan

No.79311

if he really did die youd regret your post terribly

No.79312

hooo boy damn good mac would be better with some cayenne

No.79313

if i died you wouldnt even NOTice

No.79314

id sense a great disturbance in the force

No.79315

nah ive tested this

No.79316

i could sense it was a test and so pretended not to notice

No.79317


No.79318

sigh he loved being NOTiced

No.79319

when i came back after being missing for several years people did notice i had been gone and that made me happy

No.79320

thats just because you always make a nuisance of yourself

No.79321

die personabrag

No.79322

youre making a big foolish spectacle of yourself

No.79323

me or him

No.79324

no one in particular just remembered it because of that other post and started tardchuckling

No.79325

eated good according to my calculations that was 1800 calories

No.79326

youre a growing boy

No.79327

well im shrinking actually

No.79328

might top it off by eating a box of cookies

No.79329

got a sore pelvis sigh

No.79330

do you need a massage

No.79331

dont know never had one

No.79332

need a penis massage

No.79333

got a massage once well twice since i had to go back to finish the treatment dont know how i did it guess i just used to have fits of bravery like that it worked to cure the acute back pain i was having so id like to get aNOTher someday but i cant anymore

No.79334


No.79335

wish i wasnt cursed with a heightened sense of self awareness id be living it up at cons

No.79336

damn good cookies they were german

No.79337

>>79334
i envy these guys because they werent cursed with ugliness like me instead they just dont give a flip and completely let themselves go and dont even care hes tall wide shoulders big hands big wrists he could be chad if he wanted but he just doesnt care meanwhile im here suffering

No.79338

im like that guy sorry

No.79339

same

No.79340

>>79338
>>79339
why do you choose to be like this

No.79341

uh choose

No.79342

why wouldnt i

No.79343

love walking around with my stained xxxl loli shirt

No.79344

grew up big and strong so the norms fear me

No.79345

every group of manbabies has to have a big strong boy that can defend the twigcels from chad bullies

No.79346

ate a nontrivial quantity of german chocolate

No.79347

>>79337
that guy does care how he looks and is perceived a lot thats why he wears meme shirts and posts pictures of himself doing epic stuff on the internet just in a different way than you

No.79348

sigh he loved posting pics of him doing epic stuff on the internet

No.79349

>>79347
you know i never thought about it like that i guess being a manchild is its own culture and those guys have their own value system that is different from the societal norm so a big sweaty boy with a meme shirt is seen as cool amongst them

No.79350

finna jerk off and cum while high as a fucking kite on pregabalin and stimulants

No.79351

have you tried solvents

No.79352

>>79350
its hard to jo i have adhd so the stimulants make me sleepy and pregabalin too im like so warm and comfy damn i feel good

No.79353

bought shirt in thailand that said thailand on it and wore it on way back home then this drunk guy shouted thailand at me

No.79354

die sex tourist

No.79355

love sex simple as

No.79356

wearing a tshirt and making some strokinoff

No.79357

feel a shart coming on wish me luck

No.79358

and what are yall doin to celebrate asian pacific american heritage momth

No.79359

shut up

No.79360

wish i wasnt disgusted by asian women so i could use jbw to my advantage

No.79361

dropped the ground beef on the floor and sperged out hard mom rinsed it off in the sink and took over making dindin

No.79362


No.79363

feasted then overate think it might be time for protein pizza

No.79364

spose ill make a burrito then

No.79366

general tsos was awful tonight tasted like they cooked it a week ago

No.79367

whos they

No.79368

general tso and his army of chefs

No.79369

i need a good beating

No.79370

beating or beating

No.79371

bored

No.79372

im suicidal

No.79373

happy and gaming

No.79374

indifferent but also gaming

No.79375

>>79372
can i post a song to cheer you up

No.79376

>>79375
flip off

No.79377

sigh thats a cry for help if i ever saw one do you need a hug i wont take no for an answer

No.79378

fighting with myself over whether to make that pizza on the one hand im NOT hungry in fact im uncomfortably full just short of nausea on the other hand it would taste good for five seconds

No.79379

>>79376
you only lash out at me because youre hurting inside

No.79380

did someone say group hug

No.79381

love you guys so much

No.79382


No.79383

whats to hate

No.79384

if i lived in the netherlands i could just schedule a suicide appointment and get it done in a month

No.79385

thinking about nikki catsonas

No.79386

nah youd just make posts about setting up an appointment but never actually do it

No.79387


No.79388

September 13, 2023

die latenorm

No.79389

universe started with bubbles that now are visible as rings of galaxies i wonder what it is this universe we are living in

No.79390

Theory of the physics of the early hot universe leads to a prediction of baryon acoustic oscillations that has received confirmation from the pair-wise separations of galaxies in samples of hundreds of thousands of objects. Evidence is presented here for the discovery of a remarkably strong individual contribution to the baryon acoustic oscillation (BAO) signal at $z=0.068$, an entity that is given the name Ho'oleilana. The radius of the 3D structure is 155 h_{75}^{-1} Mpc. At its core is the Boötes supercluster. The Sloan Great Wall, CfA Great Wall, and Hercules complex all lie within the BAO shell. The interpretation of Ho'oleilana as a BAO structure with our preferred analysis implies a value of the Hubble constant of 76.9^{+8.2}_{-4.8} kmsMpc.

No.79391

naruhodo

No.79392

laughed at a funny meme

No.79393

might literally vomit

No.79394

post that meme

No.79395


No.79396

should have just stayed in the flipping ocean

No.79397

>>79384
if you lived in the netherlands youd have no reason to youd be hitting lungbusters and going for bicycle rides

No.79398

kitty is snoozing next to me

No.79399

kitty or kitty

No.79400

weird how i NOT only have and will never fall in love but i dont even have any concept of what the word means yet i still like reading shoujo romance

No.79401

im in love with you

No.79402


No.79403

got flipping damn it caffeine feels so good but the chest pain is scary i shouldnt have bought those damn pills

No.79404

guess ill jerk it for a while then figure out how to occupy myself for the rest of the night

No.79405

love gettin turnt on some 4loko with the gang

No.79406


No.79407

rewatching this damn good vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSyntsj_uoY

No.79408

falling behind on my anime guess ill game or better yet just do NOThing

No.79409

hurting

No.79410

feeling flantastic

No.79411

had a heart attack when i realized yuru yuri came out in 2012 what the flip happened to the time

No.79412

its been going one day at a time

No.79413

almost died in 2013 of a mystery illness that the doctors couldnt identify but it got better

No.79414

what have i become my sweetest friend
everyone i know goes away in the end

No.79415

uhh yuru yuri yeah okay grandpa

No.79416

never watched it beyond the first episode cant even remember why

No.79417

some of my best memories are the yuru yuri threads on /a/ i dont remember anything in between it feels like i just woke up from a coma the world after 2015 doesnt feel real

No.79418

die aro

No.79419

im sure i still have it on this hard drive even i just never continued watching and now its too late sigh

No.79420

threw up in my mouth

No.79421

sigh miss the good old days of 2017 ota we were still young and optimistic then what happened

No.79422

>>79352
i have adhd too lets bond over it

No.79423

using hinge and filtering for monogamous looking for long term at least undergrad degree no drinking no smoking no drugs is the same as filtering for east asian but you can also just filter east asian to be on the safe side and get all those nice girls named jenny

No.79424

i got in this weird egirl discord eharem thing shes a tomboy and wants a harem of malewives and she wants us all to meet up for an orgy together i dont know how my life ended up like this

No.79425

lucky

No.79426

pulling out the puke bucket

No.79427

pretty sure that possum from last night just got owned by a coyote one thing in the yard was screeching and screaming and another was growling but when i went out they were gone

No.79428

hope the 2017teen chokes on his spit and dies

No.79429

why did god make me into a possum and not a coyote

No.79430

dont want to be a bitter old man with a rotten heart just want to be left alone to enjoy my tardhobbies but most of my interactions with and observations of others make it impossible to avoid

No.79431

better a possum than a coon

No.79432

awesome

No.79433

>>79428
calm down or youll start malding if you arent already lol

No.79434

not a real word

No.79435

always had a thick head of hair more than i know what to do with its a real bother

No.79436

why did god give me thick perfect long hair just to make me an autistic sperg neet while some guy out there went bald in his teens and wishes he could have my hair while i rot in my room and waste my good hair genes

No.79437

gth hairbrag

No.79438

i have a beard on my chin

No.79439

love bragging about my hair my foreskin and my length

No.79440

love being a native english speaker

No.79441

made some ranch gonno make a salad once its done solidifying

No.79442

what does salad have to do with pizza dipping sauce

No.79443

im tired of americans

No.79444

>>79442
dont have any pizza

No.79445

goes with chicken tenders too

No.79446

ranch or cool ranch

No.79447

dip these nuts in your mouth

No.79448

woke up from a big fat nap i just took now im gonna game

No.79449

not feelin too bad right now actually maybe thats not the right way to put it im calm and enjoying the quiet

No.79450

During its night hunt an electric catfish radiates an electric

No.79451

need to be sedated

No.79452

need to be masturbated by a girl and without exchanging fiat currency

No.79453

whats that in duodecimal

No.79454

not really though even if mom bought me a gfe for my birthday or something i dont think i could do it im too intimidated by women and never learned how to escalate to kissing let alone flipping i basically would need to be snapped

No.79455

thought by now everyone here would be old enough to not think about sex and extending the prerequisites required for the action into their day to day lives guess not

No.79456

i am but two of my cousins kids had birthdays this week

No.79457

oog me stick appendage in slit

No.79458

had a damn good kurooog

No.79459

might play mischief makers tomorrow damn good game

No.79460

hope ill be awake for the stream

No.79461

never played are you using real hardware or a poorly coded nintendo 64 emulator

No.79462

havent powered up the 64 in nigh on 10 years

No.79463

bazinga

No.79464

might get nakey and snooze

No.79465

dont you get urges

No.79466

got an urge to purge

No.79467

pipiropiropiropipiropi

No.79468

took your advice and waited to lojo until after breakfast this morning but now feel sick because my full stomach kept sloshing around during

No.79469

Get some exercise. Find a good job. Meet the woman of your dreams.

No.79470

he met the woman of his dreams and he paid dearly for it

No.79471

prefer joing in a fasted state

No.79472

gonno snap

No.79473

>>79469
unfit unemployed and virg and happy

No.79474

wish i didnt lose my virg have to pretend to fit in with the big dawg cels

No.79475

youre impure

No.79476

snap or snap

No.79477

a girl snapped me and stole my virg sigh

No.79478

im the last cel on ota

No.79479

milg is looking for voiceover work

No.79480

im committing terrorist attacks because i havent had sex in a very long time

No.79481

why doesnt she just become a vtuber already she has the chops her streams were good

No.79482

never watched a milgggggg stream

No.79483

and you never will I am an incomparable homooo

No.79484

>>79481
shes an old fashioned woman still stuck in a time when weeb girls became voice actors

No.79485

^_^

No.79486

weird how i just wasted another week it shouldnt surprise me so far in to this but considering i cant game i cant watch and im always aware of what day it is where is the time going

No.79487

these days im aware of being trapped in this body and my own mortality pretty much 24 7 its been going on for months

No.79488

guess part of it is never being out of bed before 1pm but thats just one factor

No.79489

when you lock yourself into the exact same never changing routine it becomes easy to predict what your life is gonno look like years from now until youre dead

No.79490

heartburn

No.79491


No.79492

cant believe we live in the timeline where nyanners became a tuber and NOT milg this flippin pinches

No.79493

nyanners has always made stuff milg just posts on twitter and gets flipped by big dumb norms

No.79494

both of them have probably flipped buddies

No.79495

need a flipbuddy

No.79496

computer froze up a while ago raged hard and turned it off until now dont want to go to the store with mom now that its tshirt weather

No.79497

chat were gaming

No.79498

woke up smoking and gaming

No.79499

youre baste

No.79500

got za now im gaming

No.79501

wish i was baste

No.79502

might feast might fast but if the former then itll be za night

No.79503

>>79501
youre pasted

No.79504

feeling dizzy lightheaded and weak

No.79505

im NOT

No.79506

feeling better went out to dinner and ate a huge plate of spicy pad thai it was very flavorful

No.79507

the that lives two houses down put a crayon drawing of moms dog in the mailbox and was doing yoga stretches on the front lawn in shorts earlier too bad im not ped

No.79508

die flavornorm

No.79509

yep thinkin its zatime

No.79510

and by zatime i mean preptime crust is in the oven for the first round of prebaking

No.79511

lil bro ordered pizza he got a promotion at work

No.79512

looks like you stepped into flavortown

*points gun at you*

No.79513

love buying my team a few pizzas and NOT giving them a raise

No.79514

probably shouldnt have eaten so much

No.79515

feasted like a madman yesterday felt great today gonno feast again but a little less today

No.79516

are you burping constantly too

No.79517

no i told you i felt great all day

No.79518

zas in the oven its a white za a white za for a white man gonno eat it with white ranch

No.79519

youre sick and wrong

No.79520

nah

No.79521

ranch doesnt belong anywhere near pizza

No.79522

sigh remembering the pizza buffets with a salad bar would always go to the salad bar to get some ranch sauce but NOT any evil lettuce

No.79523

ate pizza and coke (zero) it was good

No.79524

drank a store brand diet coke now gonno drink a store brand diet ginger ale theyre NOT very good

No.79525

climbed up the stairs and almost passed out

No.79526

zas okay it wouldve been better if id added some seasoning or other toppings i couldve added some sausage but i didnt think to cook any in time maybe tomorrow

No.79527

wonder how old i was when i realized im NOT a gamer

No.79528

pizza was extra filling

No.79529

sigh thinking about the rolling falling scrambling girls

No.79530

gaming used to be my default dopamine activity but now i realize that was almost over half my life ago

No.79531

hella dope

No.79532

watchin anime might game later the night is young and i made the mistake of drinking normffeine

No.79533

cant game cant watch

No.79534

too busy having sex

No.79535

my brain is melting

No.79536

anyone can recommend me a good pc controller

No.79537

pc load letter what the fuck does that mean

No.79538

feel like my teeth have been getting extremely yellow havent seen a dentist in maybe 5 years or so

No.79539

>>79529
now i am too

No.79540

think the dualshock 4 and dualshock 5 over usb are the lowest latency cuntrollers you can walk into any store and buy

No.79541

finally splurged on a nice xbox controller last year after dealing with an old logitech i got at goodwill for a decade

No.79542

the himitsu no aipri op has a tiny moment that sounds like a knock coming in muffled by my headphones it gives me a start each time

No.79543

think im gonno buy the 8bitdo pro 2

No.79544

is anyone here gay or bi

No.79545

normbitdo

No.79546

>>79544
i prefer the term heteroflexible

No.79547

nothin norm

No.79548

were at the point where chink bootleg madcatz controllers are the same disposable trash as first party sigh

No.79549

im retarded

No.79550

same

No.79551


No.79552

.oog

No.79553

my caffeine tolerance is so high that im taking a lethal amount of caffeine pills every morning and barely feeling it and the withdrawals feel like my soul gets sucked out of ym body

No.79554

>>79551
getting too senile to recognize songs without album art or titles my first thought was warioware

No.79555

im senile

No.79556


No.79557

nah you are smart

No.79558

im smarty

No.79559

but im lazy

No.79560

the worst of all stat combinations

No.79561

shut the fuck up

No.79562

worst stat combinations is being smart but ugly and autistic and from a poor family so you are hyperaware of the horror of your reality being very low status and unable to escape no matter what

No.79563

love being a high status smart and overachieving male pretending to be a loser on ghost

No.79564

my math and physics teachers loved me and used to compare me to mathematicians and physicists and now im a 30 year old neet jerking off to drawn pictures of children

No.79565

nice unabomber

No.79566

>>79562
uh oh at least moms not poor shes just still working in her mid 60s with less than 10 grand in assets no inheritance and priced out of everything but an apartment

No.79567

didnt know there was a new wariowaggle the soundtracks good

No.79568

dont own a soytch

No.79569

same

No.79570

accidentally found a himabro youtube comment from 13 years ago

No.79571

im an egirl harem with 5 other guys the girl is literally the most beautiful woman ive ever seen in my life and shes studying genetic engineering and is a very talented artist shes a 12/10 but has autism and gets bullied and her self esteem is so low that she doesnt mind that im a neet and wants to meet up with me but she lives in turkey and id have to take a flight there

No.79572

you should go and hopefully it results in you being killed and harvested for organs making that the last post ill ever have to see you make

No.79573

>>79572
you dont have to be so jealous damn

No.79574

die doublespace

No.79575

guess ill skip for now and snooze

No.79576


No.79577

>>79575
the nights young lets party

No.79578

nah

No.79579

that wasnt a request

No.79580


No.79581

be careful im in a snapping mood

No.79582

nobodys scared you look very timid and meek

No.79583

mom said i walk like a robot

No.79584

saw my posture in the reflection of a window around age 13 and have never been the same since

No.79585

guess ill griddle some cheese

No.79586

got a finnish bfast waiting for me tomorrow

No.79587

if i was finnish i could have been a contender

No.79588

for what

No.79589

being human

No.79590

ate 3 pepsis

No.79591

or as the kids call it buddy coke

No.79592

just remembered i forgot to watch the second and third madoka movies after finishing the first

No.79593


No.79594

gettin seriously twisted ghota

No.79595

when i was like twelve i was in the backseat of the neighbor kids moms car and his brother was in the front seat putting in a korn cd and his mom said twisted transistor just like that vid

No.79596

also first heard this one in uncs car on a grocery trip after he started living with us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2R6uT7uLFg

No.79597

good times in retrospect was mainly bh because he was staying in the room with the tv and my consoles

No.79598

sigh he loved 00s pop punk

No.79599

so did they

No.79600

havent played a console since the original xbox

No.79601

that was the last good generation anyway

No.79602

part of the smart but lazy generation

No.79603

youre full of shit

No.79604

never finished reading no longer human maybe i should

No.79605

didnt know hideo azuma was wormfood oh well ill be there soon enough

No.79606

i remember when he died i downloaded a big collection someone had compiled never opened it just aNOTher folder for the hoard

No.79607

left was was real itchy yesterday now normitus is acting up

No.79608

never shouldve gotten into metal and noise as a teen think thats when i blew me eardrums out with NOThing to show for it

No.79609

made coffee time for aNOTher ep of the aots

No.79610

cawfee

No.79611

sigh kancolle is 11 years old

No.79612

is that shite still alive

No.79613


No.79614

uh what do you mean shite i was just polishing my pole to those lovely ladies earlier today

No.79615

sigh i kept taking caffeine pills because i liked the high and wanted to keep it going and i almost flipping died i had to take an ice cold shower to slow down my heart i thought i had to tell mom about my addiction and that she needs to call an ambulance for a second and having to deal with hospital staff after not going outside for a decade would be a nightmare

No.79616


No.79617

actual virus

No.79618

NOThin virus

No.79619

die virusnorm

No.79620

cant believe the norms took flash from us

No.79621

pasted jobs

No.79622

whose side do we stand on the drake vs kdot beef

No.79623

who

No.79624

drake n josh

No.79625

josh has faded into legend

No.79626

suffering spicy shits this morning and regretting my choices

No.79627

got burg told them to add caramelized onions in it and even paid extra for them and they flipping forgot

No.79628

thats why i avoided adding spices the last couple days even though the food wouldve tasted better

No.79629

dont understand why so many artists will draw handcuffs so loosely sometimes comically so beyond the point of the person obviously being able to slip out and into the point of it NOT being clear how they even stay on

No.79630

uh dont tell me you jo to those vile snappics

No.79631

NOThin vile and its NOT always snap

No.79632

she loves it

No.79633

women love being put in their place

No.79634


No.79635

cracked with unc he made fried chicken and creamed corn

No.79636

think ill mow and listen to crystallize by tokyo shoegazer its been a while

No.79637

radio blog

No.79638

how about some nice my dead girlfriend

No.79639

my norm girlfriend

No.79640

was there ever a mikgazer vol 2

No.79641

sigh hate the cleanup after a major sesh

No.79642

havent decided if its pizza night or mac n cheese night

No.79643

cant put anything new on my mp3 player it charges but it wont connect to a computer its frozen in 2016

No.79644

sigh 2016

No.79645

never had mac n cheese whats it like

No.79646

still miss my sandisk

No.79647

ive posted pics before its like that

No.79648

10 hours later and diarrheas still happening now theres chunks of undigested food in it

No.79649

you got anal cancer

No.79650


No.79651

makin shells n cheese

No.79652

feeling weird and ephemeral

No.79653

its in the oven think i overdid it this time

No.79654

managed to eat a small amount of chocolate and NOT immediately eat the rest

No.79655

ya think i added too much cheese its lookin oily

No.79656

also too much cayenne

No.79657

was nice larping as a man for a bit doing yard work crystallize wasnt as good as i remembered i also listened to the second naoko-san ed four or five times and half of the electric wizard debut album

No.79658

im ugg

No.79659

yuri wa ii ne

No.79660

would you guys have sex with me to help me leave the cel life behind

No.79661

pic first

No.79662


No.79663

amen

No.79664

hb now this was a feast

No.79665

>>79608
same and the brain damage from headbanging alone in my room

No.79666

had some fish to fry

No.79667

sippin fee

No.79668

i didnt headbang i dronedrooled

No.79669

ate more of that chocolate

No.79670

let the cat outside it decapitated 2 baby rabbits and ripped another one in half

No.79671

snarfing more chocolate gonno regret this

No.79672

at this point i may as well eat the rest

No.79673

too distracted to game and watch in peace today now its late

No.79674

>>79604
An adventure in another world with cute girls by your side and video game-like powers–sounds like an anime fan’s dream, right? Not so for melancholic author Osamu Dazai, who would quite literally prefer to drop dead. Video games haven’t even been invented yet when he gets yanked into another world in 1948. Really, all the fantastical adventure he keeps running into is just getting in the way of his poetic dream of finding the perfect place to die. But no matter how much he risks his hide, everything seems to keep turning out okay. Follow a miserable hero like no other in this cheerfully bleak isekai comedy!

never mind i can just watch this instead

No.79675

groan tried to game but the game is corrupted hope my saves okay

No.79676

gamers are faggots

No.79677

tired as hell had one of my most productive days in months

No.79678

doesnt matter if im straight or NOT im NOT getting any either way

No.79679

remembered the time i played oblivion with my teengf she gave her high elf a tard face and named him faggot

No.79680

in my teen years i got bullied a lot and didnt have any friends or a gf you are fortunate to have had those experiences and i hope you cherish the memories

No.79681

hope you dumped that homophobic bitch

No.79682

hes lying his gf was probably a 43 year old man on the internet with a girl in his profile pic

No.79683

nah we took turns with the controller and she thought it was funny that there was only 3 gold in every chest so we said wow 3 gold every time

No.79684

>>79680
it wasnt that great had to fake myself constantly just to waste my time in the end

No.79685

fake it til you make it thats what the kids say

No.79686

a sperg can only fake it for so long until the mask begins to crack

No.79687

take the blackpill

No.79688


No.79689

gonno take the hobbypill

No.79690

watch outland 1981 last night it was great

No.79691

mom finished watching vikings she said the ending felt rushed and one of the main characters got stabbed to death by a random guy

No.79692

im gonno jerk off to some photos of scantily clad women

No.79693

same wanna charge up

No.79694


No.79695

jerked it like a sick and depraved loveless virgin earlier today you dont want to know the details

No.79696

>>79694
hit new reply reflexively i meant to say that frogger is making me tardchuckle

No.79697

i also get excited when i see a nice frogger

No.79698


No.79699

watchin yuri anime

No.79700

yuri is sinful

No.79701

love getting intoxicated and laughing at the funny feels guys and froggers on the 4

No.79702

can no longer laugh at the 4 have to browse my folders to laugh at the funny memes that used to get posted but its NOT convenient since its NOT like i saved that much

No.79703

deleted all my images last year didnt have that many saved either though

No.79704

i got radicalized on 4chan

No.79705

radical dude

No.79706

might be time to browse my hand curated selection of kopipe

No.79707

I'm such a little girl! I'm only 10. Well actually, I'm close to 100, but that's how things work in Gensokyo for youkai. I enjoy doing statistics programming in R on the data I collect on spell cards and danmaku patterns. I hope to one day eat Reimu and destroy the Hakurei border. In the mean time, my favorite 2hu is Yuuka Kazami and I hate kikes for no real reason. I also like doing lewd things with Keine The Cow and Cirno.

No.79708

im a rapist

No.79709

never rapped

No.79710


No.79711

i would buy normahol if i could trust myself not to abuse it again but last time i was on normahol i would always drink to blackout and im worried of brain damage and ive been abusing caffeine pills i cant be trusted with any chemical

No.79712

From a biological and sociological perspective, the tendency to rape is a positive attribute because rape has the potential to create new human life out of scratch, a true miracle in itself. The modern Western concept of civilization is the product of thousands of years of rape and sexual intercourse. The human species wouldn't be here without rape. Rape is the sharing of genes and thus ensures the genetic continuation and survival of our species. It is the ultimate celebration of life and three million years of constant evolution on the Earth. By participating in the act of rape, we are passing the torch of an ancient tradition thousands of years old.

No.79713

>>79711
have you considered getting hooked on scripture instead

No.79714

wish i could get addicted to gaming again

No.79715

die kike

No.79716

love when i get 5 minutes into an ep before realizing id already watched it and it was just a v2 i downloaded from my rss

No.79717

wish things like that could happen to me again havent watched in over a year

No.79718

youre missing out

No.79719

spose ill bathe

No.79720

die bather

No.79721

why are you being being so mean

No.79722

>>79718
add it to the list along with the other 50 trillion things that could make life good that i missed out on

No.79723

i didnt say you missed out i said youre missing out

No.79724

no its past tense im not a latenorm ill have to wait for summer to try again

No.79725

opened too many tabs again dont have the energy to clear them just gonno watch vids

No.79726

napped for five hours

No.79727

as for me might snooze

No.79728

may the fourth be with you Please stick it in mee

No.79729

im going to rape you

No.79730

sigh there was so much epic win in the eu but then the white slavers bought star wars and it retroactively ruined it all for me should have been a trekker

No.79731

might order some food Please stick it in mee

No.79732

think obesity was lower 50 years ago because people had more to live for than food and watching tv

No.79733

there was no point in history where there was anything worth living for

No.79734

doesnt seem like everyone else got the memo

No.79735

trying to get in the snoozin mood even though its early if im not attempting to game or watch or do anything fun theres really no reason to be up

No.79736

drunk and stoned as hell its a triple feature night at least maybe more

No.79737

i have hepatitis

No.79738

dont know enough about that but i think you just take some pills or something deadunc got it in his 30s maybe and kept drinking and doing hard drugs for another 25 years

No.79739

if i keep drinking ive got like 5 years left max just cant stop though Please stick it in meehe

No.79740

nah youve got plenty of time he died at 60 after 45 years of cracking blogweisers from sunrise to sunset and doing the various uppers and downers

No.79741

>>79736
happy for you enjoy post what those features end up being

No.79742

>>79740
2 of my uncs died at 40 from liver failure and the 3rd killed himself at 37 truits in my dna

No.79743

weird why would the same behaviors result in living 20 years longer or 20 years fewer

No.79744

>>79741
just watched split second about to watch frequency then hollow man then maybe silent running after that if i dont fall asleep

No.79745

phew only saw hollow man but that sounds like a flippin movie marathon all right

No.79746

just jbw'd a japanese girl wth she was laughing at my every word and gave me a gift at the end of the date and was worried i wouldnt meet her for a second date all just because she thinks my nihongo is jouzu and so i must be smart

then when leaving only had one umbrella so took hers and walked around with her underneath it and my arm around her while she laughed the whole time and tried english while i corrected her in japanese

No.79747

ive never been on a date whats it like

No.79748

it depends this is the third ive been on the other two were with a 2nd generation girl who did NOT seem that into it especially on the second date im expecting a ghost from her

No.79749

dont know how to feel about this japanese girl feels like taking candy from a baby theres no fun in it

No.79750

dreamed about you guys wanting me to dig up a little dirt from a cemetery and mail it to you so did it and then you asked me to dig up a lot more dirt so researched why you wanted it and turned out you were cooking stir fry with vegetables and graveyard dirt

No.79751

woke up weighed myself gained like two or three pounds

No.79752

had a math dream

No.79753

made coffee time for the next ep of yuru camp enjoying the ayano arc theres an artist i like on pixiv who has like a thousand ayano drawings

No.79754


No.79755

cham is streaming twice today

No.79756

japanese girl wants to come to my house for the second date

No.79757

its on boys

No.79758

pooped twice and its NOT even 9am still feel backed up

No.79759

been meaning to reread alice in wonderland got in the mood a while ago i had a copy on my ereader so i fired it up only find i had added a copy of the play NOT the book

No.79760

remembered an embarrassing moment from my past just flipping kill me

No.79761

lets hear it

No.79762

no

No.79763

akarin

No.79764

watching precure

No.79765

sigh he loved precure

No.79766

never finished futari wa i will im just taking it slow

No.79767

started with hugtto watched every season since then

No.79768

always feel the need to start at the beginning but im getting better at getting past that

No.79769

toilet time is getting worse i should NOT have eaten that yesterday

No.79770

dont go on jp right now

No.79771

hb

No.79772

dont like watching awkward moments cant handle cringe comedy and the like

No.79773

new precure has a boy who keeps following them around

No.79774

jod

No.79775

>>79773
for what purpose

No.79776

saki also had a boy that followed them around feel like he stopped showing up at some point

No.79777

drinking diet cola

No.79778

nose has been runny trash can is filled with tp probably looks like ive been jerking nonstop but NOT a single piece was used for that

No.79779

mogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogu

No.79780

new slime 300 next year i cant wait

No.79781

feeling lonely

No.79782

thinkin its aNOTher white pizza day

No.79783

mom told me to message the doctor but dont want to

No.79784

dont bother with those quacks

No.79785

might watch the blue archive anime

No.79786

die nida

No.79787

started the pizza making process

No.79788

my name is joe im 30 years old i live with my mother and my hobbies are jerking off and drinking beer

No.79789

put some spice on that pizza

No.79790

i intend too will probably mix some with the crust

No.79791

need to get back in control of my weight bmi is 20 now

No.79792

i could snap you in half like the twig you are

No.79793

mixed in some chicken salt smoked paprika cayenne pepper its in the oven prebaking

No.79794

pasted mangadex begging for donations when they still havent built functionality they lost when they leaked everyones personal data how many years ago

No.79795

uh what they have a 1000 dollar a month tier

No.79796

chest hurts a lot when breathing out

No.79797

well as my doctor would say if it hurts to do that then dont do that

No.79798

think i added too much sauce

No.79799

big sigh woke up and forgot to take my mp3 player out of my shorts took three steps out of bed and heard a crunch screens flipped so long my friend 8 years wasnt long enough

No.79800

f

No.79801

owned shortsnorm

No.79802

jeans protect my leg skin from all sorts of threats like sun and poison ivy

No.79803

guess ill crack it open later to try and take the internal sd card out moms got the same model and its practically empty

No.79804

jeans protect my leg skin from the lustful stares of evil succubi

No.79805

tried firing up the game again and still cant move tried a different save same thing its flipping broken guess ill try to reinstall

No.79806


No.79807

when i was a kid i wanted a pen pal i guess id read about them in books really it was just a proxy for wanting a friend however if i think about it posting here is basically like writing to a pen pal just with faster response time

No.79808

never watched normurano

No.79809

sister loves writing letters shes got like stationary sets and everything

No.79810

what like they dont move

No.79811

can i be her pen pal

No.79812

japs love stationary

No.79813

>>79807
what if we shared emails and wrote to each other like pen pals

No.79814

its stationery you dropouts

No.79815

whats the point i just said thats basically what were already doing here

No.79816

>>79814
im not a girl i only know real words

No.79817

i may NOT like it but i am a man

No.79818

feeling bloated wonder what can im on by now drinking too much soda lately

No.79819

this stores diet cola isnt very good either i think great value brand is better but walmarts like half an hour away this place has good knockoff dew but its got vegetable oil in it so id rather avoid it they dr pepper is also good but they only have it in 2 liters NOT in cans

No.79820

thats why you need to live next to a convenience store

No.79821

i used to live on the same block as a liquor store convenience store basically everything was overpriced except they had dollar big ones although the actual price charged would vary depending on the cashier

No.79822

could go for some dew

No.79823

do the dew

No.79824

remember that guy who used to post about baja blast

No.79825

uh

No.79826

NOT sure if ive ever had baja blast feel like i mightve had it like 20 years ago

No.79827

falcon punch

No.79828


No.79829

cant believe jashinchan came out almost 6 years ago the latest special is still sitting in my to watch folder

No.79830

forgot there was a third season i forgot to watch

No.79831

woke up mornin ghoty hope everyones doing well

No.79832

spice n wolf remake is a drag its NOT even like its being remade but better its also NOT really being remade but worse as far as i can tell unless they pull some surprise out of their sleeve its just a completely pointless doover

No.79833

tired despite waking up with a big cup of coffee then chugging cola all day think its time for a caffeine detox

No.79834

that was six months ago

No.79835

what was six months ago

No.79836

well

No.79837

something useful to dwell on

No.79838

i still have no idea what youre talking about

No.79839

i need a bf

No.79840

thats basically ghost

No.79841

almost caught up on my seasonals although thatll reset tomorrow

No.79842

hungry again i could make aNOTher pizza but id probably regret it

No.79843

growing somber gonno make burgs and eat my troubles away

No.79844

i could make some burgs too i got more beef and i guess id better eat it before it goes bad but i wasnt planning on opening the tube till tomorrow

No.79845

sipping coffee and feeling awful its like my brain is on fire and my head weighs a hundred tons

No.79846

nice big brain

No.79847

remembered i bought some gnocchi think ill have that

No.79848

gnocchi or gnocchi

No.79849

uh you just said the same thing twice

No.79850

barely 7pm and im having a hard time staying awake i know ill have a second wind but the rest of the day is basically ruined

No.79851

that or i earlysnooze and wake up at like 2am

No.79852

moms bakin some taters

No.79853

gonno grow a wizards beard

No.79854

made my burgs did you make yours

No.79855

hairs grown too much gotta cut

No.79856

no i made gnocchi instead

No.79857

looking forward to the before and after pics

No.79858

gave meself a neetcut yesterday

No.79859

overeated

No.79860

umya

No.79861

always think about suicide but when i started getting bad chest pain i started freaking out and thinking about calling an ambulance i think my suicidal thinking is all fake otherwise i would have happily accepted my death

No.79862

sigh its a cry for help

No.79863

gonno tie the rope and head to bed

No.79864

wanting to blow your brains out doesnt mean you cant also be afraid of stroking out and being stuck as a vegetable

No.79865

While struggling to adjust to life on Earth, Knuckles the Echidna takes on deputy sheriff Wade Whipple as his apprentice, training him in the ways of the Echidna warrior to help him prepare for a bowling tournament in Reno, Nevada where his estranged father will be competing. During their journey, Wade is reunited with his mother and sister, while Knuckles is pursued by a former agent of Dr. Robotnik, who now seeks to take the echidna's power for himself.

i knew they made a movie i didnt realize they made like three movies and a tv show what the flip

No.79866

knuckles is a negro

No.79867

they call me the fighting freak knuckles and were at pumpkin hill

No.79868

whats shadows role in all this

No.79869

was tired to the point of falling asleep for a few minutes earlier now that its late enough i could be snoozing im NOT tired anymore

No.79870

might get drunk and high and have another triple feature today

No.79871

might join you but just the drunk part and i doubt i can handle a double feature but i could try

No.79872

im still gaming for now itll take place later

No.79873

what game

No.79874

albion

No.79875

is it good

No.79876

ya

No.79877

stream

No.79878


No.79879

hell ya

No.79880

holy flip thats the biggest pk ive ever gotten right as the stream starts nice fat 1.3m after trash whale going on me getting owned hands are shaking gotta pour a glass of wine

No.79881

dont understand a thing im watching but im glad to hear youre winning

No.79882

thanks

No.79883

>>79878
oh here we flippin go hell ya

No.79884

owned

No.79885

nevermind i died twice now im pissed streams over

No.79886

missed the last ten minutes had too many tabs open and froze my system

No.79887

nice ragequit

No.79888

gonno go to bed without peeing first so i can wake up after 3 hours to pee like a flipping retard

No.79889

cant sleep unless NOT a single milliliter is left in me bladder if i feel a single twinge i have to get up and go squeeze it out

No.79890

god why am i such a worthless piece of shite

No.79891

nah im the most worthless here youre doin fine

No.79892

dont even have control over my own body and mind

No.79893

its finals week hima almost time for summer vaycay

No.79894

my life is kind of like a vacation when you think about it except full of stress and low energy and suicidal ideation

No.79895


No.79896

primus pinches

No.79897

Please stick it in mee ebin

No.79898

gonno have a highly stressful day tomorrow without even leaving my room think ill keep cracking and fire up that double feature after all itll be nekromantik and darkman

No.79899

whats happening

No.79900


No.79901


No.79902

did anyone else read those magic treehouse books as a kid remember when learning about history was fun and not survivalism due to being part of a rapidly collapsing civilization

No.79903


No.79904

I would say its not okay for two 14 year olds to watch it on a date. I would say that if one person is 14 years old, the other person would have to be at least 25. Then it would be okay.

No.79905

a bit old

No.79906

saw a limousine for sale only 5995 dollars

No.79907

the ota limo

No.79908

>>79889
thats called overactive bladder (oab) look it up

No.79909

crying for drake the norms are calling him a pdf file downloader

No.79910

wish to live in the future timeline when subhumanism and buddies are finally eliminated via gene editing and everyone gets an aryan superhuman iq and a sexy lady fox gf right before the half life dystopia rises would prefer that over living in the past where id have to settle for a 5/10 goblin gf with lethal bo and the plague as a filthy peasant

No.79911

thank you fbi go away now

No.79912

sore

No.79913

sigh kendrick is mogging drizzy hard

No.79914

its NOT overactive im simply sensitive in matters of the body as well as matters of the soul

No.79915


No.79916

woke up to 2 empty cans of vienna sausages and 10 empty blog cans on my computer table made some cawfee

No.79917

spermed

No.79918

forgot a new month started for me to try and fail to not sperm in

No.79919

left the parking lights on

No.79920

>>79910
in the future ugly people wont exist and everyone will be gene edited chad why did i have to be born in the time right before that where i have to waste away as a neet sigh

No.79921

never had vienna sausages are they like german sausages

No.79922

got a weisswurst for you right here

No.79923

gonno make aNOTher pizza less sauce and no sausage this time

No.79924

lady asked for my whatsapp today told her i dont use that shite

No.79925

moms making tuna casserole

No.79926

never had tuna casserole unless a can of tuna mixed with mac n cheese cooked from a box counts

No.79927

thats basically all it is just with breadcrumbs on top

No.79928

made that pizzas its weird but NOT bad

No.79929

it has to be baked in a casserole too right

No.79930

mom told me that my grocery shopping method is wrong youre supposed to start way at the back of the store and work your way to the front

No.79931

love picking up all my meat and perishables first then spending an hour in the snax aisle

No.79932

computer keeps trying to commit suicide the tab situation got out of control again now if i do anything outside of normfox that reads or writes to disk it freezes

No.79933

why do you keep opening up so many tabs dont you have any self control

No.79934

obviously not but i actually closed out 50 or 60 last night its just that to get to that point i ended up loading all of them again from the last time it froze and crashed and i didnt notice i had 200mb of ram left until it was too late

No.79935

watching aipri

No.79936

whats there to even see in them tabs

No.79937

mom told me to close my tabs

No.79938

ate 1390 calories worth of chocolate dont feel so good

No.79939

what the HELL

No.79940

no need to yell i feel bad enough already

No.79941

hate having more than one tab open dont like unfinished business

No.79942

only have 1591 tabs open plus 203 in aNOTher window and i guess 4 in a third window but those will be closed soon enough

No.79943

>>79936
NOThing worthwhile just wikipedia pages and weeks worth of 4norm threads i open and never read until i manually edit the url to open the archived version once it 404s and then never read that either

No.79944

shouldnt have eaten that yogurt and granola for dessert

No.79945

in nature worthless men like me would starve to death but in the post industrial world im given free food but not free shelter or a free mate so i am only living a worthless existance i hope in the future free housing for worthless men and free mates also becomes a thing

No.79946

no mating for me do you seriously want to have to take care of a family

No.79947

uh you dont have to take care of them just dont get married and remain chronically unemployed

No.79948

finally doing laundry for the first time in a month

No.79949

went a year without doing laundry once my clothes surprisingly did NOT get particularly grimy i did shower daily

No.79950

did you wear them outside

No.79951

>>79946
i dont mean a mate as in actually reproducing but a sexual partner that takes care of my need to feel like im breeding it seems to me all animals have 3 basic needs one is food and water the second is sleep which requires safe shelter like a tree or a cave or a house and 3rd is sex or reproduction

No.79952

i dont

No.79954

invaders never showed up today theyre showing up tomorrow instead sigh here we go again

No.79955

>>79950
no i didnt go outside

No.79956

still hungry

No.79957


No.79958

>>79954
get the shotgun

No.79959


No.79960

dont own a gun because my state was usurped by communists and i dont want to be on a list for red flag law gangstalking

No.79961

i should be shot with a shotgun

No.79962

pen0r is burning

No.79963


No.79964

about to eat fish and tarder sauce

No.79965

fish dicks

No.79966

NOThin dick theyre bite sized pieces of cod i fried meself

No.79967

went for a stalkwalk and got some wine gonna smoke crack and game then have a double feature later

No.79968

revisionist pig

No.79969

might play some twinkle star sprites tomorrow

No.79970

sharpened a knife and used my shirt to test how sharp it was oops moms gonno be pissed shes already getting up my ass about holes in my other shirts

No.79971

ive tried explaining to her that a tshirt or a wifebeater goes under your real shirt so it shouldnt matter what it looks like but the tv must have told her something else

No.79972

tshirts are real shirts

No.79973

i mean the white ones where the sleeve ends too high up not the xl heavyweight kind im wearing now

No.79974

only wear l

No.79975

too tight even though my appendages are skinny as hell if i lived in a cold climate id just wear a robe all the time

No.79976

thats reserved for druids and wizards

No.79977

>>79967
wish i could smoke crack but im too much of a coward

No.79978

>>79976
ya exactly i earned it

No.79979

guess ill snooze i had a gf dream earlier but i dont remember it hope i get to go back tonight

No.79980


No.79981

woke up feeling constipated

No.79982

sigh yuki harus cute little underdeveloped breasts

No.79983

wearing 100% clean clothes today cant remember the last time this happened

No.79984

pic

No.79985

starting to think indonesia might be the greatest nation on the planet

No.79986

had an indonesian roommate once walked in on him having sex with his gf

No.79987

fascinating glad to hear it things that never happened

No.79988

couldnt sleep even though i went to bed 7 hours ago already in a bad mood

No.79989

sounds like someones got a case of the tuesdays

No.79990

i do its terminal

No.79991

bleeding

No.79992

woke up and spermed now i shower

No.79993

mom relayed im gonno be an uncle

No.79994

time to start practicing your cool uncle persona

No.79995

probably gonno top myself in their childhood thats my contribution

No.79996

you worthless little prick god your mother hates you

No.79997

almost mothers day

No.79998

snapped some nice pics today its kinda wild how many girls walk around with their ass peeking out of their shorts or their nipples protruding

No.79999

link

No.80000

love taking pics of nice scenery and sexy little lady just so happens to walk in front of the camera with her budding erect nips in full display through her white shirt

No.80001

back from shopping powers out great time to have bought seafood

No.80002

>>80000
by girls i meant grown women NOThin ped

No.80003

woke up mornin ghoty

No.80004

wow can you be even more virtuous

No.80005

made pasta n burg

No.80006

went fishing with unc the graphics in rl were pretty good im sure i was doing it wrong and looked stupid but thats nothing new for me

No.80007

did you catch any big ones

No.80008

sigh koichan

No.80009

good meal snarfed it down lickety split

No.80010

>>80007
no that parts better in other games just walked around in water and threw the thing and untangled it for 2 hours but it was far better than what id have spent that time doing at home

No.80011

i cant breed

No.80012

cant touch the worm need an adult to put it on for me also to clean the fish after

No.80013

didnt buy worms just used the salvageable gummy ones that had amalgamated into a giant pile from the last time we tried this 25 years ago

No.80014

mowed

No.80015

just realized how im 30 but still need mom to do the laundry cooking and cleaning for me while i play video games sigh i never matured like everyone else

No.80016

gramps was making big money in the 60s and minus the gaming was the same way NOThin wrong with delegating busywork to mom thats their job

No.80017


No.80018

bone

No.80019

hate that dumb little bitch

No.80020

what the flio

No.80021

flip

No.80022

id like to give her an fsnap she wont forget

No.80023

you can like to all you like you wouldnt be able to so it doesnt matter

No.80024

>>80016
i make autismbux money

No.80025

government wants me to go hide because of the tornado

No.80026

japanese girl coming over today made sure to clean the bachelor pad hell ya lets do it hima

No.80027

>>80023
keep mouthing off like that and youll take her place

No.80028

invaders all over the shop im trying to keep it together

No.80029

NOThin mouth off momod protect her NOT me

No.80030

raining really hard but also sunny out

No.80031

havent had a real storm in a while

No.80032

having a stroke

No.80033

itchy rn took some antihistamines but theyre NOT kicking in

No.80034

out of chocolate to binge on i have some tea biscuits

No.80035

ate half a bag of chips

No.80036

uh what about the other half

No.80037

>>80033
do americans really just take antihistamines whenever they feel itchy god damn they just hand you whatever drugs over there huh

No.80038

you can go ahead and die eurobrag

No.80039

ya thats right i take antihistamines when my feet and arms get covered in a rash what about it

No.80040

youtubes giving me ads for hidive dubbed anime

No.80041

im drugged up and only eat nakamaslop and pay my taxes on time

No.80042

might game

No.80043

gonno game

No.80044

already gaming

No.80045

invaders are gone hate when this happens when mom is at work

No.80046

cant game

No.80047

moving in a couple months

No.80048

tired of gamers

No.80049

wish i was a gamer

No.80050

gaming wish i could stream

No.80051

watching a game anime

No.80052

disappointed the tornado didnt do anything and the weather cleared up

No.80053

ore no turn

draw

No.80054

mom just ordered me to make pasta but i can barely summon the strength to move my legs let alone get out of bed

No.80055

just make it in the microwave

No.80056

spent my autismbux on hades 2 and manor lords and i will never play them

No.80057

nice paypig

No.80058

love supporting ea games

No.80059

watched a stream of manor lords and it reminded me of that time seki streamed the beaver game for us

No.80060

crazy how seki had everything then lost it all just like that

No.80061

what did he have and howd he lose it

No.80062

you know

No.80063

still dont understand what the problem was we should have just kept posting there

No.80064

dont care about the drama just prefer this place

No.80065

had to leave to escape the wrath of jantron

No.80066

what happens after we become free

No.80067

with two coupons a loaf of bread 3/4 of a pound of turkey a pound of bacon a tub of lettuce and a shrinkflated 58 oz half gallon of lemonade was over 20bux i can see martial law being enacted within 5 years easily

No.80068

uh bread lettuce lemonade are you joking

No.80069

its blt night

No.80070

mom wont buy bread because its NOT keto

No.80071

felt great doing no carbs now back on pasta and feel like shite

No.80072

hell had no fury like a neet man scorned

No.80073

ate some digestives

No.80074

always finish every meal with fruit to cleanse the palate

No.80075

wish i had some fruit ideally some nice citrus maybe a grapefruit maybe an orenji

No.80076

how do you eat your grapefruit

No.80077

love cumming inside grapefruit

No.80078

uh with my mouth i dont understand the question

No.80079

drank a light yakult

No.80080

for me its cut the grapefruit in half then use a spoon to scoop out the lobes ideally a specially designed grapefruit spoon with serrated edges

No.80081

dont own that bourgeoisie shite

No.80082

im losing control of myself

No.80083

>>80071
there is no potential reality where i could feel good having the same life i do just by eating or not eating something

No.80084

i didnt mean anything that deep i just meant less painful potty time

No.80085

tired of being genetic waste

No.80086

ate too many digestives NOT feeling so hot i guess this is irony

No.80087

losing weight has always made me feel good gonno try to get back under 19 bmi

No.80088

tried losing weight but im already rebounding

No.80089

sparked up then went for a long stalkwalk then bought burrito supplies guess ill read for a bit and maybe game later

No.80090

my royal staff has been burning a bit lately

No.80091

started to nod off while gaming guess its bedtime for bonzo

No.80092

>>80090
just did my monthly wax and lime juice soak yesterday

No.80093

cant tell you how badly i wish i was the loser of the family and moms biggest concern was hassling me all the time about neeting it up i would let someone cut my foot off with an axe right now if i woke up and that was my life instead

No.80094

what if the axe wound turned gangrenous

No.80095

id just go to the emergency room to get it cauterized and give a fake name no habla ingles

No.80096

>>80093
im the loser of the family its not that great

No.80097

evening gents

No.80098

>>80096
id trade with you in a nanosecond to be the loser implies that everyone else is normal and didnt flip up their entire lives

No.80099

its getting a bit thick down there i should trim my public hair

No.80100

try a nice wax and lime

No.80101

im 30 years old but still sleep in a car bed for little boys

No.80102

NOT applying hot wax on my scrotum

No.80103

sigh he loved having pubic hair

No.80104

never shaved as i never thought id be having sex

No.80105

since when was that a prerequisite ive done it maybe a dozen times since i grew me first pubey and ive never anticipated having sex or kissed a girlmouth upper or lower

No.80106

think ill unwind with a responsible 65 ounces of malt liquor havent downloaded any new movies though

No.80107

do you have a sweet tooth

No.80108

want to try a nice starbucks never had one

No.80109

got a cup of cold brew for 4.50 in duty free a couple of weeks ago no syrups sugar or cream just a fairly strong coffee quite pleasant a tad overpriced though

No.80110

still havent thought of a movie lately ive been saving thumbnails of posters from wikipedia to make it easier to decide but its not working

No.80111

napped

No.80112

cant bring myself to try anything new like a movie or anime cant bear disappointment

No.80113

its easy just be disappointed in everything by default and have endless free time if that doesnt work drinking helps

No.80114

blowing snot like crazy

No.80115


No.80116

im natty but im not a daddy

No.80117

theyre on to me

No.80118

theyre into me

No.80119

made out with japanese girl while feeling her buttocks and other body parts for hours as we watched totoro and suzume on netflix pretty based if you ask me

No.80120

how fat was she

No.80121

not quite overweight but definitely on the plump side

No.80122

stop lying on my behalf not only is she not fat but she ran a marathon this week

No.80123

what was her time

No.80124

nice runnorm

No.80125

>>80119
i made out with my hand while looking at photos of japanese women i probably got the same experience as you but for free

No.80126

ive been holding in a poop for the last 9 hours

No.80127

woke up bright and early at noon because some norm called for tree work at noon now im eating eggs and bacon and toast

No.80128

whoa steve albini died

No.80129

listenin to songs about flipping

No.80130

sigh he loved buyers market

No.80131

what is sex

No.80132

that thing that were not allowed to do to a pussyhole

No.80133

what about the bhole

No.80134

depends on how juicy it is

No.80135

>>80125
nah my experience was much warmer though touching her oshiri was cold so strangely not as fun as touching elsewhere

No.80136

wait a tic why are you implying i paid for the experience shes the one who paid $20 for the ingredients to make me food i only paid for netflix but thats a worthy investment all the norms do it

No.80137

sigh i can feel my back sticking to the mesh on my chair

No.80138

>>80135
>>80136
okay but did you put it in the hole or not

No.80139

i started to but i got nauseous seeing a vagina instead of a big hairy dick and balls

No.80140

woke up sigh albini might get some fresh bread and roast beef in his honor

No.80141

phone keeps overheating

No.80142

youll enjoy some good cheese much more

No.80143

gross

No.80144

>>80138
i didnt i tried but she said it was too early it was only our second date

No.80145

>>80140
get a nice big mac instead

No.80146

tell her you dont waste your time with prudes

No.80147

bought a new chair

No.80148

pic

No.80149

where are my shoes

No.80150


No.80151

if i get a new chair ill never sit bare assed on it again ill keep it in mint condition

No.80152

bussin fr fr no cap

No.80153

gonno get a root canal tomorrow do you guys think it will be painful

No.80154

normitus bad rn

No.80155

gonno go sicko mode

No.80156

might apply for a part time dishwasher position just to have something to do how hard can washing dishes be

No.80157

its a notoriously terrible job

No.80158

uh why

No.80159

>>80158
the neetbux i get is very little and it would be nice to have something extra plus it would be nice to have something to do through the day to give me some routine

No.80160

uh why is it a notoriously terrible job

No.80161

>>80160
what else is a 30 year old uneducated neet supposed to do

No.80162

went outside and felt the warmth of the sun on my skin

No.80163

im sorry you had to go through that

No.80164

you know what i might start going out again i live on a beautiful island and its almost summer i could go around and take pics to spend the time

No.80165

gonno bust a fat load and then head to bed

No.80166

making progress already lost 1 lb since sunday

No.80167

peeny weeny is burning and itching hard its getting pretty bad

No.80168

you caught an std from all the sex you have

No.80169

probably shouldnt eat aNOTher cup of greek yogurt but just cant make myself cook dinner

No.80170

just ask mom to cook for you

No.80171

cant handle more of her keto stuff tonight

No.80172

>>80168
uh im vol

No.80173

wonder if there is even a single woman out there that would voluntarily have sex with me

No.80174

how about a nice voluntary exchange of money for goods and services

No.80175

women arent a good or a service you misogynist

No.80176

>>80171
tell that dumb bitch to flush her zucchini noodles and crap and start eatin raw meat if she wants a real keto diet

No.80177

they are in nevada and the netherlands

No.80178

sitting shirtless with the light on and everyone can see me through the window

No.80179

shouldnt have listened to 4chan now im 60 and jobless and virg

No.80180

forgot to eat today i was having too much fun

No.80181

grandma could have lived longer if she had moved into a nursing home but she wanted to live life on her terms its inspirational

No.80182

sigh his grandma would have also lived longer if she had moved into a nursing home

No.80183

its game time

No.80184

feasted hard on sausages and pasta phew that was a good one

No.80185

howd you season it

No.80186

was digging around my desk drawer and found my old it phone it had cracked open and the battery is really swollen

No.80187

i have a swollen penis

No.80188

pic

No.80189

you dont deserve to see my penis

No.80190

is it that bad

No.80191

>>80180
sigh now im hungry but its late if i eat and sleep itll go right to my thighs

No.80192

went out with unc for a couple of cold ones and a smoke it was alright nice to get some fresh air

No.80193

>>80185
didnt season NOThin just cooked them on the grill then mixed them in a pot of sauce with bowtie pasta

No.80194

never grilled

No.80195

wait does sauce NOT count as seasoning thought sauce was a kind of seasoning

No.80196

when i replaced moms laptop battery i simply took the bulging one and threw it in an outdoor fast food trash can

No.80197

love poppin a cold one with unc

No.80198

>>80195
i dont know i guess they seasoned the stuff in the jar at the chemical plant i didnt have to do anything though

No.80199

brother in law makes his own sauces for sister

No.80200

never drank with unc except when i was a kid and he let me drink his beer those few times ive been drunk around him though

No.80201

made a big burrito then ate it

No.80202

chicken or beef

No.80203

caved in ate cookies eating pasta

No.80204

neither it was pork

No.80205

havent had normahol in months

No.80206

fat pig

No.80207

what will your rabbi say

No.80208

regrew my foreskin

No.80209

one bowl wasnt enough cooking more let the feast begin

No.80210

saw a brown person today

No.80211

downloading a nice game at 62 mb/s Please stick it in mee

No.80212

>>80211
damn thats fast you must be using that new dsl tech

No.80213

crazy how my mood instantly improves if i just tell myself that everything is fine

No.80214

>>80210
im so sorry

No.80215

once i got gigabit i learned other connections are the bottleneck NOT me

No.80216

you know i wouldnt mind if i just died right now

No.80217

13 or 14 years ago my max speeds were 1/24th of what they are now but i appreciated it more

No.80218

nommed on smore pasta feelin the cramping already

No.80219

got 100mbps internet on saturday

No.80220

>>80216
felt like that after i got home from fishing there was a spot i was standing looking at two currents connecting before continuing around a bend out of sight where my mind was completely blank if i had been shot in the face by a sniper just then that would have been a great way to go

No.80221

sigh i remember when we upgraded to the blazing fast speeds of half a megabit

No.80222

ill be back soon guys mom has to make a call my internet is gonno cut off

No.80223

do you guys mean mb or MB

No.80224

too tard to remember my client says MiB and it maxes at at 24 which is double what it was a few years ago

No.80225

tired of screaming into the void on ghost am i really nothing more than just a voice

No.80226

NOThing void ive been reading everything you say for at least ten years now

No.80227

do you think theyll write about us in the history books

No.80228

used to skim a bit on warosu didnt start reading every single post until hima

No.80229

all communication will be through neural link emoticons by then no one knows how to read now

No.80230

>>80223
uh gee i wonder which i meant when i said megabit

No.80231


No.80232

kitty is tarding out

No.80233

sigh saw a cockroach in the kitchen just left it there and went to my room gonno let mom deal with it

No.80234

never seen a roach even though im slob

No.80235

bedtime

No.80236

make some space im gonno join you

No.80237

jod and rested for 40 minutes now im getting a second wind for more gaming and having a mug of joe

No.80238

last night was reminded of a game i meant to try and thought i should just borrow it and start playing dont think about it just game but i didnt i think its called wild west

No.80239

like the movie wild wild west

No.80240

need to sperm in a kid

No.80241

>>80239
pretty much its actually called weird west

No.80242

how about a nice petite adult asian female instead

No.80243

tummy san has begun an argument with me

No.80244

that dinner was so good i keep burping and tasting it again might even cancerwave some leftovers

No.80245


No.80246

named him after a man of the blog
called him scummus blimpus

No.80247

im the manbaby in the box

No.80248

getting pissed if the skin hadnt just healed on my knuckles id start chimping out on the bedframe again

No.80249

yep its game time

No.80250

go ahead and start the stream ill be there in a second

No.80251

started chimping out again but stopped the bedframe of liberty was refreshed with the blood of patriots but only a little

No.80252


No.80253

thought about my nonexistent son even though ive never had sex or kissed a girl even though im probably halfway through my lifespan i think if i simply do the opposite of everything i saw from 0 to now he has a chance

No.80254

you used to be able to buy a daughter from her father they called it dowry

No.80255

not ped theres no point in having a daughter

No.80256

that norm stole my name if i did anyway forgot about that thanks a lot

No.80257

pretty egregious of that sack of shit to steal the name of the only girl i ever related to intellectually when he only had an upper middle class life because my faggot rich uncle married his low class mother and yet he pulled this shit what about me that actually knew a girl with that name in third grade who was probably the first person under 20 i ever met with an iq above 100

No.80258

surprising that a guy who literally won the lottery by being born with shit genes to shit parents and ended up getting bankrolled by a stepfather is also super religious and equates that with his success

No.80259

medicine

No.80260

he also apparently moved to my state in a county i was priced out of before i was born sums up baby boomers in a nutshell at least i only have to live another 30 years at most

No.80261

>>80259
hate all the 10 year olds on 4norm that started this meme

No.80262

cant you post this garbage somewhere else its not like youre gonna get a real response

No.80263

this is the only place ive been posting for a decade what the flip is wrong with you

No.80264

what are the odds on you being the teen posting about dating apps go get killed you pussy faggot

No.80265

when i was a kid a cool older kid said his little sis thought led zeppelin was a person and we laughed

No.80266

thats called bullying

No.80267

the one who was posting about dating apps and the japanese girl was me, freakeye

so zero chance of it being that guy

No.80268

crying for freak his new cordfriends kicked him out and hes had to come crawling back to us

No.80269

ive learned my lesson hes a part of my good memories for better or worse but i hope he gets a terminal disease and posts his sexhaving bullshite on friendbook where he clearly wants to be

No.80270

i didnt have sex and havent since 2014 for the record

No.80271

piss out my fuckin asssss

No.80272

who?

No.80273

i want some cheese crackers you know the kind with a creamy cheese filling which isnt really cheese but i like the sodium content

No.80274

if freakeye can get laid then so can i

No.80275

neck is killing me

No.80276

life is killing me

No.80277

bought a phone cooler

No.80278


No.80279

bleeding please help

No.80280

ok let me kiss you better chuu

No.80281

got a tooth pulled a couple of hours ago but its still bleeding and i think there inflammation also i think he forgot to remove the abscess i might have an infected wound and it might lead to sepsis and death

No.80282

its fine youre overreacting

No.80283


No.80284

new ross

No.80285

>suicidal
>better genes for kids

No.80286

green

No.80287

>>80284
didnt get my hopes up but i was really hoping hed break the streak i dont remember what it was before but it was almost this long were at 137 days

No.80288


No.80289

got ingredients for poor mans fried fish

No.80290

>>80288
Please stick it in mee

No.80291

might have gone too far this time

No.80292

kinda weird how when you see a guy walking with his gf theyve had sex before and are find just walking around like that

No.80293

previous streak if im not mistaken was SiN to echo 152 days

No.80294

gonno make that fried fish

No.80295

ejaculated

No.80296

gonno save the new ross for later

No.80297

never watched and never will watch a ross the crew tardout

No.80298

fried that fish wish i had some tartar sauce ranch and mustard dont sound as good

No.80299

woke up gotta shite

No.80300

spare me of the details

No.80301

on my third can of knockoff coke

No.80302


No.80303

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The uploader has not made this video available in your country

die europeon

No.80304

tried to be optimistic but id mark that fish a failure thats what i get for buying the cheap stuff guess ill make some pasta later

No.80305

feel like theres been NOT a small number of anime lately portraying slavery in a positive light wonder what abes planning now

No.80306

uh abes dead

No.80307

ya thats what they want you to think

No.80308

NOT that im complaining very moe moe new loli dragon in the madore anime this week

No.80316

spose ill game

No.80317

stream

No.80318

refuse to sign rosss gay petition companies made the game they can kill it

No.80319

>>80317
told you id stream if i could

No.80320

also a new moe moe loli character in my game

No.80321

>>80305
japans population is declining and the economy is struggling the empire of the rising sun needs new workers

No.80322

>>80292
if you see me walking around with my gf we havent had sex yet

No.80323

uh why NOT

No.80324

women dont owe me sex so i will never have sex with my gf

No.80325

we only met last week

No.80326

why do we need to replace people anyways doesnt make any sense

No.80327

i will NOT be replaced

No.80328

black 1999 pontiac sunfire with the manual window rollup

No.80329

was planning to binge but tummys NOT feeling good

No.80330

>>80326
how else will taxes be paid

No.80331

>>80324
cant believe how quickly you liereplied me

No.80332

its raining

No.80333

i dont know but didnt it used to be less people before so it will just be like back then why is the highest number of people always also the minimum

No.80334

>>80333
because then a nation will lose its competitiveness on the global stage

No.80335

>>80333
because the infrastructure and economy have grown to support that population if populations shrink enough you end up with places like detroit

No.80336

crazy old otamin forgetting to renew the certificate again

No.80337

pasted fuhlippin otaman

No.80338

i only exist to pay taxes make businesses richer and create new workers

No.80339

triggered mom into a rage unintentionally and said i do too when she said she wanted to rope because im tard and cant lie convincingly when put on the spot

No.80340

rope together with mom

No.80341

cant believe turt finally managed a hostile takeover of ota hope youre all using a vpn

No.80342

pretty wild that i wasted another year in the blink of an eye theyve seemingly been going faster

No.80343

uh wasted

No.80344

die uhnorm

No.80345

um

No.80346

ya wasted its not like im gaming or watching

No.80347

its not a waste if you had fun with your bros on ghoty

No.80348

hate the ghotynorm

No.80349

whats to hate

No.80350

>>80347
that parts fine i just wish when i wasnt posting i was doing something fun

No.80351

simply dont NOT post plenty of times when im posting by myself

No.80352

feeling nauseated and NOT hungry at all guess ill cook up some pasta n burgs

No.80353

damn good think i emptied like a quarter of the shaker of parm

No.80354

never had a pastaburg

No.80355

come on over and ill make you some

No.80356

more invaders tomorrow but mom took a sick day to help keep them from getting in

No.80357

simply lock the door

No.80358

they have been didnt stop the normlord from testing every door hoping to illegally enter were under siege

No.80359

pasted landowner

No.80360

sometimes see some of my old posts when refreshing just want to apologize for those

No.80361

i enjoyed them

No.80362

>>80358
thank god youre there day and night keeping the place safe

No.80363

>>80356
put up a sign saying something like your authorised to use lethal force

No.80364

not even hungry but i think im gonno make a pot of normaroni and add something weird to it like a diced jalapeno and mackerel

No.80365

watching that ross

No.80366

i agree with the mackerel

No.80367

open top salmon sandwich

No.80368

>>80366
changed my mind its too much work ill do it tomorrow

No.80369


No.80370


No.80371

4 inches is average right

No.80372

no its 7

No.80373

this is very unsettling

No.80374

a real gentleman

No.80375

snoozin

No.80376

woke up still tired

No.80377

sigh guess ill head into the office

No.80378

tired of being a femcel

No.80379

cut the horseshit

No.80380

im freaky ass buddy im a 69 god

No.80381

and then he pulled out his cock and began masturbating furiously couldnt believe it myself

No.80382

considering going to a bagel shop and buying a bagel or two

No.80383

love joing but hate cumming i hate having to clean up and also hate that its over i wish i could feel good forever

No.80384

you can avoid clean up entirely if you use a condom or a woman

No.80385

let me kidnap a woman so i can use her to avoid cleaning up

No.80386

just catch it in your foreskin and let it out in the toilet or other receptacle

No.80387

why dont you catch it with your mouth instead

No.80388

ate those bagels had a nice liverwurst and onion sandwich

No.80389

die wurstnorm

No.80390

>>80387
would if i could

No.80391

im more flexible in the evenings

No.80392

gonno buy a bunch of math books and spend the rest of my neet life learning math

No.80393

normvaders came and went all right its a fridey night lets party

No.80394

got me tooth pulled yesterday so today i only consumed liquids i drank a whole bunch of milk and bought a protein smoothie

No.80395

got a protein smoothie for you right here

No.80396

im retard

No.80397


No.80398

>>80392
are you looking for recommendations

No.80399

macs in the oven made it extra cheesy

No.80400

drinkin diet dr perky

No.80401

asking my japanese gf to quit her job and move in with me and be my housewife for the 50 days before her visa expires (sigh)

hope her endgame wasnt to bamboozle me into marriage for a pr because im not doing that on short notice

No.80402

gaming

No.80403

you and me both buddy

No.80404

im gaming too

No.80405

gaming and feasting im stuffed

No.80406

edged for a while then went to the store with mom having sandwiches for dinner

No.80407

goon sesh with mom!

No.80408

im a sick flip i like a quick flip

No.80409

think i ate too much and drank too much can feel me gut stretching and gurgling

No.80410

did you want that to happen or

No.80411

no but its a natural consequence of my actions im still eating the diet will have to start tomorrow

No.80412


No.80413

need to attract a mate

No.80414

worried i might be developing diabetes

No.80415

well just go ahead and find one

No.80416

>>80414
how can you tell the only time i think about it is when i start falling asleep after eating a big plate of pasta

No.80417

well the constant pissing and tingling feet after feasting on carbs to name a couple

No.80418

dont have either of those phew

No.80419

drank over half a liter of coffee id estimate then a over a liter of dr p now its only 10pm and i cant keep my eyes open either i need to detox or follow that guy and get some pills either way guess its snooze time for me now

No.80420

painbump on my earlobe

No.80421

bet its a cyst i get those sometimes

No.80422

detoxing from coffee too only had three cups today need to fix my adrenal glans

No.80423

in a genocidal mood tonight

No.80424

i need to detox from life

No.80425

having some fun with kitty she ate some of my gorgonzola Please stick it in mee

No.80426

thinking about drinking in fact im already doing it

No.80427

nice cat poisoner

No.80428

nah its fine its just a lick

No.80439

got something for you to lick right here

No.80440

lets flip kitty

No.80441

you cant

No.80442

did exercises

No.80443

member that svu episode with tard girl where they cant prove she was flipped but then at the end you find out the exercise she always mentioned was sex since the guy taught her it was just exercise Please stick it in mee that was always a good jo

No.80444

wonder how much better my life could have been if i had been able to pull that scheme off with a sis or cousin or neighbor girl

No.80445


No.80446

my gp says that my vitamin d is in the negative what does it mean

No.80447

mom was telling me that one of her millenial friends on the same insurance plan im on had a mercury filling that ended up leaking into or below her jawbone and flipping up her thyroid

No.80448


No.80449

sometimes i miss the hima jannies

No.80450

i dont want the posters i dont like banned i want them killed

No.80451

>>80443
remember that episode vividly from constantly watching svu as a kid and teen when i watched the first 7 or so seasons last year it all came flooding back and i knew what would happen each time

No.80452

normburns starting up

No.80453

watching dungeon meshi

No.80454

that airhead knife ears girls is hot

No.80455

wish one was my gf and not wearing a shirt in my bed right now

No.80456

thinking about that one sexy lady with cut marks on her wrists

No.80457

its a cry for help not a cry for you to shower her in sperm

No.80458


No.80459

could use a good cry

No.80460

havent cried in 14 years

No.80461

its okay to let it out big boy

No.80462

just realized the kyoani arson was almost 5 five years ago what the flip i thought it just happened

No.80463

our boy has been sentenced to death for it sigh

No.80464

hes no boy of mine

No.80465

woke up had a bad dream umajod guess ill game

No.80466

>>80453
>>80454
hope you guys read the manga back when it was cool before teens ruined it and it became normime

No.80467

uh it was normanga before becoming normime

No.80468

maybe by the time you got to it im always on the cutting edge of the next cool thing before anyone knows

No.80469

die norm

No.80470

if i did i bet you wouldnt hear about it for months afterwards

No.80471

try forever

No.80472

feeling anxious

No.80473

lets hug it out

No.80474

You can determine if an anime is worth your time by merely looking at the title and what the source material is and the following simple system:

Candidates start with 5 points. If they have a positive score after applying the system, they're at least worth checking out (although they will not necessarily be good). If not, you are likely wasting your time.

1) Every word in the title past the third is worth -1 point. This includes particles and abbreviations.

2) Each word in the subtitle is worth -0.5 points.

3) Any of the following words or close synonyms are worth -2 points on top of any other penalties: Academy, Ability, Cheat, Dungeon, Elf, Game, Goblin, Harem, Hero, Idol, Isekai, Level, Loop, Maou, MMO, Mob, Online, Overlord, Party, Player, Re(used as a prefix), Reincarnation, "The Animation"(verbatim only), Vampire, Villainess, Virtual, VR, VTuber, Wizard

4) Subtract an additional point for every word that implies this is a remake, spinoff, adaptation or sequel, such as "Kai", "Gaiden", "2nd" (3rd, etc.), "New", et cetera.

5) Even though you already subtracted a point for "Isekai" in step 3. If the title contains the word "Isekai", subtract an additional 5 points.

6) Apply the following adjustment based on the source material: History: +3 (Applying only to direct adaptations of historical events, not merely using historical theming) Literary Fiction: +2 Original Work: +1 Other: +1 OVA: +0.5 Live Action: +0 Web Animation/Motion Comic/Music Video: +0 Comic: +0 Video Game: -1 Light Novel: -1 Writeup of someone's D&D session: -1 CCG: -2 Web Novel: -5 Mobile Game: -10 "Multimedia Project" (This is just a mobile game that doesn't exist yet): -10 Social Media Post: -100

No.80476

beard definitely causes more attention from the females of our species as for the nature of this attention it still remains a mystery to me

No.80477

theyre laughing at the chinlets

No.80478

back hurts

No.80479

its the aibro, they made fun of exactly what I was doing in the front page guess i'll stop

No.80480

aibro wa doko da

No.80481

made pasta n burgs

No.80482

havent seen a tadpole in years

No.80483

feel like ive been verifying im human a lot lately cant believe this is what the internet has become

No.80484

same but im trying to remember to enjoy what i still have until i dont rather than rage at what i lost

No.80485

remember when hima enabled captcha Please stick it in mee that was a good one

No.80486

its starting to dawn on me that i am extremely ugly

No.80487

pic

No.80488


No.80489

gonno mow later forgot to mention i performed surgery on that mp3 player but the memory is soldered on and i broke the power switch putting it back together but it still works can be powered on and off with a tiny flathead screwdriver and goes right into a full playlist shuffle starting with a susumu hirasawa song

No.80490

phantom tobacco smoke smell in my head

No.80491

>>80484
such as

No.80492

not needing to scan a social security number qr code forearm tattoo to log in to my computer and post here

No.80493

shat me dipe

No.80494

i dont think humans will exist for very long id say in about 1000 or so years we will be replaced by an artificial post human species or multiple species

No.80495

good riddance to bad rubbish

No.80496

gonno leave humanity behind

No.80498

i must say id probably enjoy copulating with a human female

No.80499

probably gonno copulate with a human hand for a bit and nap

No.80501

thats sad

No.80502

my only purpose is to pass on my genes and i have failed that task already yet still have 40 or so years left to live what am i supposed to do in that time

No.80503

cheese n crackers

No.80504

feeling fatter than usual wouldnt be surprised if ive broken 7k calories between yesterday and today and its NOT even dinner yet

No.80505

>>80501
whats the problem the girls know where to find me they just havent started showing up yet

No.80506

i am dumb and ugly

No.80507

eyelid twitching

No.80508

im a genius and average looking

No.80509


No.80510

and i blog on ghost

No.80511

love spending my time blogging on the trash board of a spinoff of a spinoff

No.80512

its where i belong

No.80513

headache

No.80514

i am the trash of the human species

No.80515

pop step getchu

No.80516

i havent eaten in 3 days because of the tooth extraction and i feel close to death please otagods take my soul

No.80518

sigh i must have been eating extra to eat your share if i fast tomorrow maybe you can eat in my place this time

No.80519

i really cant help you

No.80520

woke up showered talked to mom for a bit and ate bread dish rack was full so i put them away

No.80521

gonno grill up some chuck eyes later i can liquefy one for you if you want

No.80522

got a rare drop

No.80523

love spending moms money on gacha

No.80524

mom gives me money for toys i am 35 btw

No.80525

hope theyre nice sex toys

No.80526

>>80523
NOThing gacha

No.80527

>>80524
NOThin wrong with that what else are you supposed to be doing

No.80528

lurking 2ch always get bored fast they have a thousand different boards and half of them are dead

No.80529

those autistic japs and their obsession with categorizing things

No.80530

fighting a boss that can move up to three times in one turn and just completely heal himself and restart everything

No.80531


No.80532

gonno watch that one later

No.80533

finna grill

No.80534

hope he gets to watch that one again

No.80535

love a nice extra long final dungeon with a million battles that take no skill are ten minutes each and are all identical

No.80536

love playing garbage video games from 2 decades ago and pretend theyre good just because they are old and japanese

No.80537

howd you know i was playing a 2004 game

No.80538

felt like playing some osrs and trying out that gladiator stuff but my stats are too low

No.80539

what gladiator stuff if its new content its NOT os anymore

No.80540


No.80541

i remember when i finally reached 70 attack but didnt enough money for a whip

No.80542

im an ugly virgin men in his 30s who lives with person and i spend all day jerking off to anime girls if there are any women out there who are interested in marrying me please send me an email

No.80543

>>80542
holy crap i mistyped a coupel words i meant to say im an ugly virgin man who lives with his parents sorry iam high right now

No.80544

being high is no excuse

No.80545

jesus christ i think i took to man ypills i see so ,mncuh light

No.80546

i remember getting drunk on the big h and waking up to being banned a few times

No.80547

my japanese gf got a cold and it might be my fault i did feel a little feverish when i was stuffing my tongue in her mouth

No.80548

we get it man you got a woman to pretend to find you attractive cause youre american and make good money now shut the flip up

No.80549

its freak

No.80550

this is what you call composure

No.80551

big of a headache and sleepy but i just woke up five hours ago cant nap because when i do i feel like shite for the next two days

No.80552

had a headache all day meself well starting in the afternoon at least wonder what could be causing it my bad diet my caffeine addiction getting five hours of sleep every night or staring at a screen all day

No.80553

gamed all day

No.80554

well i took a break to watch an ep with lunch in the middle

No.80555

wish i had the shamelessness to blog about my normlife like freak

No.80556

freak is not a norm hes one of those ugly dorks with an asian gf

No.80557

is he still doing anki reps Please stick it in mee

No.80558

>>80556
thats normal in 2024

No.80559

gonno quit caffeine

No.80560

fool

No.80561

shut my monitor off and left to mow when i came back everything had rebooted and i cant find out why its like the power went out for a split second but i know it didnt because theyre on the same surge protector and if the monitor had power cycled the standby light would have been on hope it isnt my psu or board or drive or ram i checked the smrt data and it looks fine hope im not destroying it by continuing to use it if it is one of those

No.80562

have no clue what happened why it happened after using it all day and night if the power even cycled or what data to look for far as i know when the drive locks up it doesnt shut itself off but then again i didnt notice for 2 hours

No.80563

check the event viewer maybe theres a critical error there

No.80564

>>80562
sorry i accidentally hit the reset button when i was tunneling in

No.80565

busy decorating my nest so females will find it suitable for mating and brooding

No.80566

i hide my loli when the landlord comes

No.80567

how can you laugh at me for doing reps when i passed n1 and had my complementary jgf delivered

No.80568

>>80564
you scared me i thought my drive died

No.80569


No.80570

forgot about that ross guess ill watch

No.80571

hate being low rank in jong you only play against tards doing random shite and winning coinflips

No.80572

maybe i should play a nice snes game damn good times the 90s

No.80573

what do women think of being pumped full of semen

No.80574

they love it

No.80575

hate being low ranked in joing

No.80576

flip all my gfs friends want to meet me now to interrogate me theyre going to find out im not a real norm

No.80577

gonno teenshave and shower as my mothers day gift

No.80578

nice son you should also make her a nice bfast

No.80579

maybe for dinner i wont be up before noon

No.80580

eatin potatoes

No.80581

now im eating a candy bar and milk

No.80582

dont know how much more of these dead game news uploads i can take im glad hes still able to care about things but i dont give a flip providing entertainment for wizardly neets has a far greater positive humanitarian impact make with the game dungeons

No.80583

guess ill snooze

No.80584

guess you will

No.80586

he finally succumbed to the mold

No.80587

used to love sitting down the back in class shooting spitwads at the dorks up front

No.80588

holy moly i took way too many caffeine pills and pregabalin last night the withdrawal is insane i feel even more high on the withdrawal than i did while high

No.80590

woke up ears are ringing hope this heightened tinnitus isnt just a normal thing for me now its kinda loud

No.80591

why are you doing this

No.80592

uh what do you mean its NOT like i want to have normitus

No.80593

rossnorms lack awareness

No.80594

quesadillas

No.80595

guess ill snooze didnt sleep tonight because im trying to fix my schedule

No.80596

wish i could stay up had to close my game in the middle of the final or at least a subfinal boss last night because i was falling asleep between turns

No.80597

im cumming

No.80598

cum hither

No.80599

hima goes to hollywood

No.80600

watched cartoons

No.80601

im killing myself in 2 hours

No.80602

https://youtu.be/R6G1D2UQ3gg
brain uses quantum effects
this means we wont have true AI until quantum computers are more advanced

No.80603

>>80601
dont you flipping dare

No.80604

dont need agi just need it to say moe moe kyun while cooking cleaning and flipping me agi would be just as bad as a biocunt in fact it would be worse

No.80605

>>80602
woah me cooming to underage anime girls is more advanced than cern

No.80606

>>80605
cern is not very advanced all they do is shoot particles at each other

No.80607

im thinking about shooting some particles myself

No.80608

cranking it

No.80609

nailbit hard it hurts now

No.80610

fingernails smell like bad breath of an elderly person

No.80611

im supposed to be the next isaac newton but i ended up getting addicted to joing to kids and blogging on dead imageboards

No.80612

>>80588
thats a 2 for 1 special

No.80613

>>80601
rest in peace

No.80614

hope he didnt sigh

No.80615

i cant handle more grief

No.80616

weird how much time i spend thinking about gaming reading about gaming watching vids about gaming and im incapable of actually doing it

No.80617

just realized exhentai shut down what do i use now im trying to get back into internet culture after going absent for 5 years i missed so much stuff and there is so much i need to learn

No.80618

went to walmart got stuck behind some hispanics on the way out the lady was checking their receipt but didnt ask me for mine then in the parking lot an itasha with a m1ku license plate drove past me i didnt recognize the character on their car but i cant judge them for being weeaboos because i was playing iosys on my way to the store and back on the way back i was stuck behind an icee van run into one of those in a while

No.80619

i mena havent run

No.80620

finna jack off

No.80621

there is youtube for movies tiktok for entertainment x for socializing what more do you need

No.80622

>>80617
the liar

No.80623

decided todays NOT a good day to start my diet ill start tomorrow

No.80624

theres too much pornography for me to ever consume or archive but lord knows ive tried

No.80625

just downloaded some nice gcolle collections myself

No.80626

makin mac n cheese this time with actual macaroni also even more cheese than usual seeing how far i can go before its just too much cheese

No.80627

no such thing

No.80628

is it just grated cheese or a roux based cheese sauce with multiple cheeses

No.80629


No.80630

>>80622
oh it didnt shut down i was not able to get in even after logging into ehentai and clearing cookies and cache so i googled it and saw an article from 2021 about how exhentai shut down but it turns out it didnt and im just tard

No.80631

saw an ad for a friendeller vacancy earlier and i was wondering how does one become a friendeller so i looked it up and i signed myself up for a friendellery making course im gonno become a goldsmith

No.80632

its a roux based sauce with multiple cheeses i went wild this time added a hunk of brie that i got on clearance together with some sharp cheddar and jarlsberg

No.80633

waiting warmly for the pic

No.80634

>>80601
are you alright

No.80635

>>80633
youre far too late the feast has already begun

No.80636

why wont society give me the sex that it owes me

No.80637

thats just a symptom you were owed other things that the norms took away when they collapsed society

No.80638

ate way too much i said that two days ago but this time is worse

No.80639

ive found physical discomfort and pain are good distractions from the everyday but i cant really force myself to overeat ive tried

No.80640

weak

No.80641

beat the game i was gaming it ended on a cliffhanger now either i play the next right away and get sick of it in the middle or i put it off and forget everything that happened in this one

No.80642

die sexnorms

No.80643

how about the third option start the next one feel good about having fun and beat that one too

No.80644

which game was it

No.80645

thinking about that guy who killed himself

No.80646

thats NOT an option after that tedious last dungeon i was just waiting for it to be over cant stomach any more right now

No.80648

what the flip daxflame is still alive and making vids

No.80649

regret that feast just been lying down digesting since

No.80650

spose ill bathe

No.80651

daxflame is fake hate that faker and his exploration of the autistic community for notoriety and profit

No.80652

as we think about the many, many billions of hours spent, both playing, creating, watching and connecting and where much of that engagement happens to be on the bounds of a traditional game experience, our expectation is that advertising has an opportunity to be a meaningful driver of growth for us. We'll be very thoughtful as we move into that, but we have teams internally in the company right now looking at how do we do very thoughtful implementations inside of our game experiences. But more importantly, as we start to build community and harness the power of community beyond the bounds of our games, how do we think about advertising as a growth driver in those types of experiences?

pasted eagames

No.80653

who actaully reads that kind of tripe and thinks hell ya serous question is it women or teens or low iq norms or what

No.80654

rereading a channel for the nth time

No.80655

hiked with mom

No.80656

>>80653
whats the problem

No.80657

tired of women

No.80658

been having too much sex

No.80659

bought 15lb of beef

No.80660

bought 20lbs of pussy and ass

No.80661

hope you dont waste all that beef by cooking it like an idiot slave Please stick it in meehe

No.80662

groan have to use normfox because chrome keeps nagging about the expired cert

No.80663

if i wasnt a slave i wouldnt be buying 5 pound chubs of ground beef from walmart

No.80664

uh i hope youre joking and dont actually use chrome

No.80665

thought of female got a chub

No.80666

female meat make me horny

No.80667

next time youre there buy some liver and brain instead its delicious raw

No.80668

i have some liver in the freezer sometimes i grind it up and mix it with my ground beef used to eat liver n onions sometimes but NOT with grocery store liver

No.80669

i think eating organs raw is probably safer than eating muscles raw

No.80670

simply dont have access to good organs anymore used to be able to get good and cheap liver kidney etc from the butcher

No.80671

please give female

No.80672


No.80673

dont open frogger

No.80674

based

No.80675

okay were past 2500 time for the next thread

No.80676

okay pick one

No.80677

that is far too much responsibility for me to bear

No.80679

>>80654
could never enjoy yonkoma

No.80680

love yonkoma its my favorite

No.80681

raged hard when aho girl stopped being a 4 panel

No.80682

balls are sagging too much for me to sit comfortably

No.80683

theres a prolific graffititeen around where i live and his tag is kaneki makes me smile wryly every time i see it

No.80684

based teen

No.80685

never tagged

No.80686

used to have cheap access to female sex organs but now the market is inflated

No.80687

you can say fat

No.80690

its been 10 years might be time to rewatch love live

No.80691

how about rewatching some manime instead

No.80692

do i look like some kind of queer

No.80693

>>80691
cant rewatch what i havent watched

No.80694

you guys must have the minds of little girls to be watching crap like that

No.80695

ya im a little girl inside what about it

No.80696

wanna meet up

No.80697

completely and utterly cloudless today hima theres nothing but blue sky in every direction

No.80717

burned myself when the back of my hand touched the oven door

No.80719

were all in the new thread you stupid idiot

No.80722

sigh i was ranting to mom about our flipped lives and trying to come up with any solution that didnt involve employment

No.80728

holy shit my son is a train wreck

No.80731

is there anything we can do collectively to prevent rape

No.80732

how about providing every man with a breeding slave that way he wont need to rape

No.80733

the only kind im concerned about is the kind hes either having done to him or hes doing to someone else in the pokey

No.80737


No.80741

>>80737
i wonder how the unrapeable girls felt

No.80744

theyre just like us

No.80745

im rapeable

No.80748

pic

No.80751

im breedable



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