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No. 14524

They hate me because they know I'm right

No.77836

turtblog time

No.77853

Please stick it in mee

No.77857

he was so cool in his prime what happened

No.77863

guilt over what he did to pnig destroyed him

No.77866

the puppetmaster…

No.77870

stalkwalked for an hour grabbed a zero ultra on the way back

No.77882

its his turn

No.77900

a face not even a mother could love

No.77905

mogs me hard

No.77917

miss my friend saten

No.77921

could use a nice gaymer gate meta whine

No.77923

went to the store and got burrito supplies guess its time to game

No.77940


No.77953

got jumpscared by some grey hairs on my tummy

No.77954

die tumnorm

No.77957

wrote a song what do you guys think

Yo, let me talk to y'all 'bout the state of gaming
We need a change, no more of this virtual shaming
The world's gone woke, but it's time to flip the script
Bring back the magic, the joy, let's all togeth-er get
Yeah, we need pretty ladies, and handsome men too
Making games great again, that's what we gotta do

Bring it back, bring it back to the days of old
When the screens were bright and the stories untold
Bring it back, bring it back, let's have some fun
It's time to rise, let's get this game on the run (ooh-yeah)

Hey, where all the fun games at?
Yo, lets bring some normality back I'm tired of all this virtual signalling
Sweet Baby Inc, don't mean a thing
Yeah, we need pretty ladies, and handsome men too
Making games great again, that's what we gotta do

Bring it back, bring it back to the days of old
When the screens were bright and the stories untold
Bring it back, bring it back, let's have some fun
It's time to rise, bring normality back
The game has only just begun! (oh-oh-oh)
Beautiful gamer girls
Handsome gamer boys
Let's all unite

No.77958

youre very talented

No.77959

shaved my bhole

No.77960

is it juicy

No.77961

no

No.77962

pork sandwich topped with laoganma

No.77963

die chink

No.77964

made some penne aglio e olio but threw in some basil and paprika instead of parsley

No.77965

how was it

No.77966

p good sis liked it

No.77967


No.77968

pasted ted

No.77969

nothin pasted about that psychopath

No.77970

gonno kill some ladies so i can get a gf

No.77971


No.77972


No.77973

hate how you have to shoot up malls and schools just to get female attention nowadays

No.77974

got left behind NOT looking forward to this one

No.77975


No.77976


No.77977

wouldnt mind having a soytch

No.77978

my favorite ages are 7-13

No.77979

die sicko

No.77980

youre right i think 13 might be too old

No.77981

coworker whos pushing 50 mentioned she went to a furry convention two weeks ago

No.77982

she probably did some crazy sex acts in a furry costume

No.77983

ate fat carbs oil and sugar now its time to nap

No.77984

already napped in moms bed for 2 hours after i woke up

No.77985

woke up mornin ghoty

No.77986

flip off

No.77987

sigh what did i ever do to you

No.77988

lost 20 m merching feeling grumpy

No.77989

freaking out keep hitting my hand on the table and cant stop

No.77990

get your autism stim toys

No.77991

>>77988
was it the cooking apples

No.77992

how do i tell this woman i have been talking to for the past several months that im unemployed and live with my parents and that i have been wasting her time

No.77993

just keep lying

No.77994


No.77995

dizzy again mom said its from not eating

No.77996

you might need emergency breastfeeding

No.77997

Please rape my face

No.77998

chest pain is getting worse

No.77999

been only eating one light meal a day and drinking absurd amounts of covfefe gotta change it before i die

No.78000

got a big zit in my lower back

No.78001

gonno have to step outside the home tomorrow to get a flipping root canal for the tooth abscess might suicide

No.78002

watching vtuber ryona karaoke tonight shes gonno eat carolina reapers shock herself with electricity and sing

No.78003

theyll give you pills i suggest watching slice of life anime when youre high on them

No.78004

>>78003
they wont give me any pills because im euronorm and healthcare here doesnt try to get you addicted to drugs

No.78005

cracked

No.78006

love being a cracker

No.78007

>>78004
sigh youre missing out

No.78008

i just buy drugs off the blackmarket its cheaper

No.78009

can never find these supposed black markets

No.78010

>>78000
back looks like the surface of the moon with all the pimple scars guess ill never be able to swim in this lifetime

No.78011

got a big hairy back like a flippin gorilla may as well have a fur coat back there its two inches thick

No.78012

lucky girls love that

No.78013

left behind

No.78014

forgot to eat today now its too late

No.78015

or NOT ended up eating a can of tuna with a bit of mayo it wasnt very good

No.78016

>>78013
sorry i didnt want you to think i endorse this thread by linking to it

No.78017

why dont you endorse it

No.78018

dont like feeding norm egos

No.78019

you cant talk about the former janitor of himasugi dot blog like that

No.78020

guess ill jerk around for a bit

No.78021

feasted on a big ol chicken and bean burrito might get drunk and smoke some medicine and watch cops for 10 hours

No.78022

got my abs ready for summer

No.78023

>>78021
sounds like the life

No.78024

got a girl sending me paragraphs and paragraphs on a dating app i think were winning boys

No.78025

get that slat homie

No.78026

made a big vomelet shrooms onions peppers and cheese time for a vid

No.78027

as for me its lol time

No.78028

wish i could still rofl

No.78029

guess ill snooze

No.78030

might watch some sb emails

No.78031

woke up hey

No.78032

im 13/f/cali wanna cyber

No.78033

stumblin around aint walkin too good

No.78034

dentist put me on antibiotics for the flipping abscess and says i will have to remove tooth or get root canal i will do root cause i want to save me tooth i flipping hate living in this fragile meat body cant wait until i can transplant my brain in a metal body

No.78035

nice sugarhead

No.78036

my teeth got flipped up when i was a young teen and didnt want to brush me teeth while consuming lots of sugar and now i have to live with this for the rest of my life

No.78037

happy 4/20 ghota

No.78038

shut the flip up

No.78039

dads always blazing it but i never did heard it can cause schizophrenia on susceptible people

No.78040

love blazin it up with my dad he gives me tips on how to find the next girl to sex havent had much time to do it lately because im busy with my career

No.78041

bh nodad

No.78042

lost 1 pound guess ill feast

No.78043

woke up mindbreaklojod

No.78044

dont like mindbreak once their mind is broken its basically consensual sex whats the point

No.78045

love consensual sex

No.78046

extremely bloated feeling pregnant

No.78047

brushed my tongue

No.78048

die tonguebrusher

No.78049

ate past the point of satiety

No.78050

drinking sprite (zero)

No.78051

im a zero

No.78052


No.78053

i need to be flipped asap

No.78054

eatin some chili

No.78055

have you ever wondered whats in chili

No.78056

think theres chili

No.78057

beans

No.78058

i am a human bean

No.78059


No.78060

>>78047
cant brush my tongue without puking ive tried i cant

No.78061


No.78062

spy cam arrived it doesnt work thanks china

No.78063

watchin harvey birdman

No.78064

>>78060
i have no gag reflex

No.78065

only like the first season once they change the animation i lose interest

No.78066

only watched space ghost and space ghost coast to coast Please stick it in mee zorak was paste

No.78067

simply clench your left thumb into a tight fist and itll stop your gag reflex

No.78068

left thumb is sore because the dog ran into it at full speed with its eyeball the other day and cracked it

No.78069

cracker dog

No.78070

>>78068
poor thumb hope that eyeball didnt hit it too hard

No.78071

>>78044
feel the exact same way

No.78072

its meant for a japanese audience where a woman being openly a slut and loving it is very taboo so its hot for japs but maybe not for americans who are used to women being massive whores

No.78073

when sexy ladies get raped by monsters theyre not supposed to enjoy it simple as that

No.78074

like mindbreak since i insert as the girl

No.78075

i self insert as the cuckold

No.78076

jod bigly

No.78077

am skilled at needle insertion

No.78078

need a nice mindbreak or else it feels pointless

No.78079

nice phlebotomist

No.78080

i have never had sex

No.78081

>>78078
nah need a nice torturous sexy lady fsnap

No.78082

love a nice zero sex ryona doujin

No.78083

sigh caved in chowed on some sugar

No.78084

at last nights ryona karaoke she ate a carolina reaper then sang kumikyoku nico nico douga and shocked herself afterwards

No.78085

ladies would much rather have sex with a rapist monster than me

No.78086

ore no turn

No.78087

tonights stream is cancelled

No.78088

>>78085
lets just become rapist monsters and then the sexy ladies will flock to us

No.78089

>>78088
hate how you have to be either a rapist or a serial killer to get sexy ladies nowadays

No.78090

cracked

No.78091

woke up imaginationspermed might work out then shower need to figure out a setup for watching vids on a bigger screen in the room with the bike but the only spare monitors are the ones i used in 2006 NOT sure if they even work theyre covered in basement debris and cat shite

No.78092

nekomimi modo

No.78093

theres a song that mixes nekomimi mode with some redalice but never been able to find it

No.78094

sigh he loved tsukuyomi moon phase

No.78095

losing it my radio guy posts english translations of all titles in the now playing window and then cant use the titles to search because all the originals are in japanese

No.78096

thats what you get radionorm

No.78097

feelin frisky might strut my stuff

No.78098

strut in hell

No.78099

raining bigly

No.78100

tired of being a small fry

No.78101

we exist for moments such as these

No.78102

i smell a burn smell and its 2am but im just gonno ignore it if i burn i burn flip it

No.78103


No.78104

>>78102
gth maltanorm

No.78105

>>78102
youre having a stroke call the amberlamps now

No.78106

had blt and gamed for a bit

No.78107

cant believe hitler got away with killing 6 million friends

No.78108

cant believe he handed friends the ultimate victim status on a silver platter what was that dumb kraut thinking

No.78109

if i could go back in time i would tell hitler to not invade russia and instead make a plan with stalin to invade the US together while investing heavily into nuclear research and to lock up einstein before he can escape

No.78110

sugarbinged on raisins

No.78111

dont feel so good anymore regrettin those raisins

No.78112

raisins give you crazy diarrhea

No.78113

NOT worried about that just got a normal upset stomach

No.78114

dug through some junk in the basement and NOTiced a box plugged into an outlet by the breaker with no wires turn out mom fell for the elon energy saver scam

No.78115

nice tardmom

No.78116

wish i was moe

No.78117

last time i got raisin bran got the wrong kind and it was coated in sugar like frosted flakes

No.78118

mentally in the mood to jo but already did earlier so my bodys NOT physically in the mood guess ill browse pics while fiddling with my soft knob

No.78119

wonder if id get a bone from my own pics if i could draw

No.78120

>>78118
i have the opposite problem

No.78121

gamed all day

No.78122

it wasnt much of a problem just cranked one out

No.78123

>>78121
uh where was the stream

No.78124

you mustve skipped the link

No.78125

tardrambled for a long long time until mom said she couldnt stay up any longer had a nice daydream though life is going great in another timeline i Drove some relatives around places i remember fondly from childhood and invited them over to my tiny house cabin in moms backyard to watch a movie on my htpc and make popcorn on the wood stove

No.78126

sigh he loved watching pthc on his htpc

No.78127

umm please dont use illegal acronyms here

No.78128

>>78126
Please stick it in mee pasted

No.78129

realised i can just watch all the anime i originally felt passionate about over again and double the time spent since my brain stopped working and i cant remember anything i rewatched one the other day and didnt remember anything just cried the whole time involuntarily i didnt even feel that strongly about what i was watching, i was watching it and enjoying it i guess as much as any enjoyable thing but my eyes just kept crying the whole time like a faucet it was katanagatari and it really didnt evoke a proportionate emotional response as i was watching it i think the crying has to do with nostalgia somehow i couldnt remember at all the actual plot details and now that i think about all the shows and games like that that left a lasting emotional impact as a memory and i cant recall the content of any of them i can only remember how they made me feel
i guess i can enjoy them again for free

No.78130

thats true and i havent tried that yet but logically i think and remember i was sitting in a different chair in a different room on a different screen

No.78131

this nigga 30 years old watchin anime and crying

No.78132

its a sign of maturity if he didnt id think he was a psychopath

No.78133

wish i was a pasted psycho but im nice

No.78134


No.78135

eating pretzels cant believe how the norms dont like nazis when they came up with these things they taste great

No.78136

once linux for buddies or hannah montana linux is ready for serious gaming ill make the switch

No.78137

only use moebuntu

No.78138

sigh kagamin

No.78139

grocery store sells snails in the frozen seafood section

No.78140

are snails just slugs with shells if so theyre selling them in the backyard after a rainfall for the low low price of free

No.78141

holy schnikes chicken nuggets are 3 dollars a pound and i dont see any recent recalls

No.78142

is that cheap

No.78143

got good at making tenders once but forgot to write down my recipe

No.78144

shimarin

No.78145

groan landlord says hes gonno be doing some work need to move all my stuff then hide outside for a week

No.78146

foids

No.78147

got a hankerin for omurice

No.78148

normurice

No.78149

uh whats norm oh thats right NOThin

No.78150

sigh guess ill get ingredients

No.78151

spilled soy sauce all over my pants

No.78152

new ross

No.78153

grocery store was crowded as flip is it thanksgiving already

No.78154

tired of norms and their norm shite why cant they just be losers like me and stop being annoying

No.78155

careful what you ask for im NOT neurotypical and im annoying as flip

No.78156

its ok for you to be annoying i just dont like norms being annoying

No.78157

im piss im shit

No.78158

being NOT neurotypical is normal now love how the norms are told they need to guzzle mindpills all day in order to be a productive member of society and they just do it and pay for the privilege

No.78159

got called a Gaiaor

No.78160

two new ross vids hb

No.78161

neither of those vids warrant a hb

No.78162

makin omurice will probably flip up the shape but at least itll be eggs n rice

No.78163

overcooked and undercooked the egg and flipped up the flipping but it tastes good anyway

No.78164

nice chef

No.78165

might make aNOTher

No.78166

pic

No.78167

wouldve taken one if you asked 10 minutes ago but its long gone now maybe if i make aNOTher but im feeling full now

No.78168

love when i fire up an ep and dont realize until halfway through that i missed the last ep and didnt even NOTice

No.78169


No.78170

lookin good

No.78171

tired of being a cummer

No.78172

chastity cage

No.78173

dont understand the warrior beats archer beats mage beats warrior rock paper scissors mechanic arent mages and archers basically the same just different projectiles

No.78174

drinking knockoff mountain dew

No.78175

never beat sengoku rance

No.78176

beat to sengoku rance

No.78177

already done that several times

No.78178

love some nice genetic mountain dew

No.78179

nice mrna dew

No.78180

waked and baked

No.78181

>>78173
puny archer arrows cant pierce the heavy armor of a mighty warrior but a wizards cowardly magic isnt so easily defended from

No.78182

>>78173
metal conducts magic easily

No.78183

my neet man beats all

No.78184

got trolled by my accursed farms rss feed again is he trying to break the previous record for largest gap between game dungeons or what

No.78185

get pwned rossnorm

No.78186

ive already been pwned by life so hard i count the years by number of game dungeons i dont think theres much more that could be done to me

No.78187

ate too many raisins again i feel sick

No.78188

overated pie meself

No.78189

mom bought me a package of generic oreos gonno feast later

No.78190

cant stop shiteing out filth

No.78191

love some nice hydrox

No.78192

had some spaghetti and neetballs got a stain on my shirt

No.78193

got that feeling of being hungry and full at the same time again wonder if its because i started eating carbs again

No.78194

eating tuna mayo

No.78195

ate jarlsberg

No.78196

feel bloated guess ill keep eating

No.78197

tummy san is furious about all the booze i drank yesterday

No.78198

havent had a drop in months

No.78199

hadnt had any for a week but big bro lured me into temptation

No.78200

hate when my bros at the club pressure me into doing shots

No.78201

love doing backshots

No.78202

dont know what those are

No.78203

guess ill watch some yuri anime

No.78204

yuri anime is supposed to be for girls only

No.78205

yuri aimed at boys and yuri aimed at girls are completely separate matters i like both but this one appears to be the former

No.78206

been slowly reading the marimite novels but there are too many characters so i keep forgetting what name corresponds to what person

No.78207

utterly foul smelling farts rn

No.78208

>>78198
whats different

No.78209

almost finished my struggle by karl ove knausgaard hes pasted as hell it was good

No.78210


No.78211

sigh adachi

No.78212

maid mint melody

No.78213

>>78210
forgot i already asked

No.78214

oh flip adventure mode release coming soon

No.78215

soon it says it came out 3 days ago

No.78216

paypig only beta doesnt count

No.78217

theyve already decided graphics and mouse ui are paid dlc why do you care what theyre releasing if you havent already bought it

No.78218

you dont need that shite

No.78219

ya but thats what i thought you meant

No.78220

you thought wrong

No.78221

yeah well i also think you should shut up virgin

No.78222

i prefer the term maiden

No.78223

>>78221
youre not me id never use that hate slur

No.78224

gth impersonator i use that slur every damn day

No.78225

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5_hw6AJV-M
ho leee flip he wouldnt believe this

No.78226

need to lose 50 pounds

No.78227

as for me only need to lose 30 but things arent going so good

No.78228

have watched and read no small number of mahjong series still dont know even the most basics of the rules

No.78229

learned how to play it when i read akagi then forgot it all since

No.78230

spermed

No.78231

This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on hate speech. Learn more about combating hate speech in your country.
groan

No.78232

love seeing bigots get btfo

No.78233

weeping hard cant believe hes not going to be food ranging anymore its the end of an era

No.78234

NOTiced my penis was showing through my pants the other day had to run back upstairs and put on tighter underwear dont want people thinking if have a big penis

No.78235

isnt it about time you threw away all that loose underwear and only keep the tighter ones

No.78236

could go for some nice horror

No.78237

painbump in my ear

No.78238

>>78236
take a look outside at what the norms have created

No.78239

was just about to settle down to a nice movie meself

No.78240

its midnight i cant see anything

No.78241

still find it PREDICTABLE that girls will walk around in public in form fitting leggings that show off the shape of their ass and crotch i cant even wear shorts in public

No.78242

i wear pants like that but only in my room when its cold

No.78243


No.78244

hope girls are scared of me snapping them but im almost always with mom if i leave the house

No.78245

spermed again

No.78246

snoozin again

No.78248

gained 3 lb

No.78249

eating gsnaps

No.78250

painshits

No.78251

and now with the painpiss

No.78252

Tis true without lying, certain and most true. That which is below is like that which is above and that which is above is like that which is below to do the miracle of one only thing. And as all things have been and arose from one by the mediation of one: so all things have their birth from this one thing by adaptation.

No.78253

decided to skip my psych appointment today flip that norm always telling me what to do theyll have to send me a new one i only go to keep receiving autismbux

No.78254

bros gf said her 60 year old uncle got diagnosed with autism

No.78255

theyre all hacks you can learn more in a 30 minute google search

No.78260

>>78254
invite him to hima

No.78261


No.78262

>>78261
crazy to think i played maplestory when the highest level player was around 100 and was a night lord

No.78263

you could have been one of the greats

No.78264

i was a cleric and i remained level 30 forever and was a henehoe and only played maplestory to socialize i made online gfs on maple and never had one irl sigh

No.78265

gth virtual chad

No.78266

never mapled i thought it looked cool compared to scape

No.78267

google is showing me ads for electric razors specifically designed to shave the head bald

No.78268

norelco apply directly to the forehead

No.78269

anyone wanna help me shave my bhole

No.78270

you dont want to do that trust me did it once to avoid leaving swamparse puddles on plastic chairs in high school in classes where i sat near girls its there for a reason

No.78271

life is misery bros

No.78272

listening to the soreyuke burunyanman hardcore soundtrack its so flipping good

No.78273

>>78272
listened to 2 seconds of it on youtube and can conclusively say its good

No.78274

woke up mornin mates

No.78275


No.78276

>>78275
white pnig

No.78277

justice for boles

No.78278

preparing my body for the full moon tomorrow night

No.78279

took my psych meds antibiotics antihistamine

No.78280

theres only one kind of medication for me and thats gods green herb

No.78281

nice oregano

No.78282

finna sleep goodnight bros

No.78283

eating some nice chengdu chili chicken

No.78284

ate cold leftover omurice now fryin up some burgs also cut some cheese

No.78285

false alarm those nuggets were 7.99 a bag some tard updating the website typed a 2 instead so it was a completely wasted trip besides getting to look at girls and remember im not allowed to talk to them or flip them ever

No.78286

get owned nugger

No.78287

im allowed to breed

No.78288

simply walk up and strike up a conversation

No.78289

women love big neet boys who go to the store for 3 dollar nuggies

No.78290

according to my anime women love a man who knows how to shop for deals and tend to household chores

No.78291

got smaller pants

No.78292

eatin candy

No.78293

>>78291
always got baggy clothes as a teentwig now that im obese they finally fit

No.78294

pants that are too baggy are just saggy

No.78295

thats what belts drawstrings and elastic waistbands are for

No.78296

ya i got pants with an elastic waistband but once it broke in it was too loose by default me undies would be showing if NOT for my baggy shirt

No.78297

meant to just eat a few pieces but snarfed down the whole bag sigh why am i like this

No.78298

>>78296
thats why you get the ones that end in a drawstring so once the elastic dries out you can still wear them

No.78299

the only reason i splurged and got nice elastic jeans and NOT just the cheapest walmart jeans was so i could stop wearing a belt

No.78300


No.78301

arse is playing up again

No.78302

i use rope to tie me pantaloons

No.78303

nya

No.78304

remember that guy who used to watch ars

No.78305

wonder if anyone remembers that guy who used to do the things i did but dont anymore by which i mean me

No.78306

sigh regained the weight i lost

No.78307

my dad is an illiterate gardener and i wanted to get out of the working class life and go to university and become a programmer but that didnt work out and i became neet and now i think i might pick up dads trade and start gardening for rich people

No.78308

im jerk off i jerk off

No.78309

Please stick it in mee remembered that garden owner in dqvii who just chased maids around

No.78310

bloating

No.78311

went in barnes n noble to use their bathroom they had a light novels display table but it basically all chink authors

No.78312

might have been a mistake to eat so much salt and fat in one meal

No.78313

NOThin wrong with salt and fat as long as its just that and protein

No.78314

weird how its easy to ruin food by adding too much salt but ive never ruined food by adding too much msg

No.78315

went to the store to buy burrito supplies and a wandered over from her mom to browse right next to me and ignored her mom when she got called to come back

No.78316

and a what

No.78317

far behind on my manga backlog

No.78318

throat hurtin

No.78319

swallow

No.78320

thats when it hurts

No.78321

sucking a nice long expired lozenge

No.78322

dropped a couple shows need to choose more to drop i am a very busy man

No.78323

>>78315
she wanted the d

No.78324

been having lots of fun playin mmy gfa Please stick it in mee

No.78325

dont know what that is

No.78326

feeling it

No.78327

watching himitsu no aipri

No.78328

its NOT very good

No.78329

somehow went 18 days without doing it

No.78330

the ol ball n chain holdin out on you again

No.78331


No.78332

better check the otawiki

No.78333

regretting my choices

No.78334

not sure what ill do for the rest of the night already spermed

No.78335

always lojo first thing in the morning

No.78336

guess ill grill some cheese and watch vids for a bit im bored out of my mind

No.78337


No.78338

Please stick it in mee

No.78339

changed me bedsheet only took 3 weeks from when i first meant to im gonno make it

No.78340

always daydreamed about a quick and easy way to change the bedsheets there must be a way that isnt grueling

No.78341

i bet richnorms just get a new premade mattress delivered every week

No.78342

ate a big fat chicken and bean burrito

No.78343


No.78344

throat hurts real bad think its a cold NOT just something i ate although what i ate may have helped me catch it

No.78345

its physically impossible for a bedsheet change to last longer than five minutes whats so bad about that

No.78346

crying

No.78347

whats the matter big guy

No.78348

had just finished eating my mcdonalds breakfast in the car on the way home when it started to rain and then the tears came

No.78349

boys dont cry

No.78350

playing some noita

No.78351


No.78352


No.78353

wish i was finn

No.78354

its NOT that great

No.78355

tired of being maltese

No.78356

could be worse you could have been born the way you are now in a place where youre surrounded by low iq browns like the congo or texas

No.78357

the noise reducing earbuds mom bought me showed up but i dont feel like mowing

No.78358

hope theyre nice airpods pro 2s

No.78359

no theyre for men with jobs to block out the sounds of machinery which is why ill be using them for 5 hours a month to listen to music while i mow

No.78360

im a babyman

No.78361

played cruelty squad recently it was ok

No.78362

never gamed why do people pay money to tap their keyboard and mouse while staring at a glowing rectangle its so weird

No.78363

uh pay

No.78364

gaming is fun

No.78365

normelty squad is alright

No.78366

happy 4/20

No.78367

uh

No.78368

tried to stay hydrated now i just have to piss nonstop

No.78369

love going for practice Drives with mom as a 30 year old manbaby around nearby towns and places i would have fond memories of if i had gotten a license and friends and gfs instead of becoming neet

No.78370

its NOT too late

No.78371

eating burger gotta regain my energy

No.78372

it was too late when the sperm hit the egg thats why i still have the life experience and mentality of a 14 year old

No.78373

changed my desktop wallpaper

No.78374

nice whats the occasion

No.78375

no special occasion just get the urge from time to time

No.78376

same

No.78377

pic

No.78378


No.78379

crazy how turt is unrecognizable now he didnt look that ugly

No.78380

dont know or care what he looks like now

No.78381

hungry but dont want to spend money

No.78382

sounds like a job for the bank of mom

No.78383

speaking of which gonno grill some chicken

No.78384

have been using solid black as wallpaper for the past 15 years

No.78385

>>78380
i care can someone post a pic

No.78386

only did that for about 5 randomly decided to change it last fall and havent looked back

No.78387

these sore throat remedies do NOThing

No.78388

uhh he didnt really get surgery did he

No.78389

shopped this woman saw me from the end of the aisle and she said something to her man then they both turned to look at me

No.78390

they were looking for potential partners for a 3some

No.78391

this time trying ginger honey lime

No.78392

apple cider vinegar works

No.78393

dont have any of that hippie stuff

No.78394

you guys ever put penis in vagina

No.78395

whats vagina

No.78396

only bought a mouth onahole

No.78397

been honing the art of self pleasure for many years doubt some skank would be any better

No.78398

i am one of the rare few chaste men left in this world

No.78399

i use the 1900x1200 version of windows xp bliss

No.78400

filthy sexnorm animals no self control just jacking off like a bunch of apes it makes me sick why cant they see the error of their ways and ascend like me

No.78401

gonno slice my bone off and trannyscend

No.78402

phew that was good chicken i dumped almost half a bottle of buffalo wang sauce on it

No.78403

sigh too late to become a pasted castrato

No.78404

uh if it was good you wouldnt need to douse it in that much sauce

No.78405

currently content just wish i had some coke (zero)

No.78406

havent seen any pasted frogs in a while

No.78407

gonna blaze up

No.78408

free palestine

No.78409

>>78404
i didnt need to i wanted to

No.78410

>>78402
got some wang sauce for you right here

No.78411

dont watch or read many ecchi series feel like i have to be in the right mood to watch an ep or read a chapter and those dont always come at the right time

No.78412

headache

No.78413

im finna sleep

No.78414

might snooze meself

No.78415

sometimes impress myself by all the amazing things id be able to succeed at if i bothered to try

No.78416

you got hit with the smart but lazy curse to huh

No.78417

too

No.78418

no i think youre mistaken

No.78419

getting tired

No.78420

feasted on a big fat flippin burrito

No.78421

sagenorm

No.78422

it was a misclick sorry

No.78423

burned up some japanese incense the flatmate smells like shit and its wafting through the wall

No.78424

sorry

No.78425

playin some mmy gfa

No.78426

tried to clean out my wet earwax to test these new noise reducing buttplugs they sound good can hear more with them in than the dollar tree ones but thats without any music playing

No.78427

cracked a nice mojito flavor lacroix

No.78428

>>78239
earlysnoozed last night and forgot to ask what it was

No.78429

cure 1997

No.78430

looks good downloaded a vhs rip of sweet home years ago but never watched the same guy made that

No.78431

it was pretty good but the plot was dumb

No.78432

saw some weird lights in the sky while pacemumbling outside at 3am for the 2nd night this week the first was a yellow one about the same size as a star going in a straight line that broke into two the second one moved in the opposite direction then came back to the first while it was still moving then disappeared that was a few nights ago now i went out to look at the full moon and heard some rustling thought it might be a coon or a skunker turned on my phone light then jokingly muttered git out in a hick voice and saw nothing turned it off looked up again and saw a fast moving white light that was kind of wide disappear over the shed roof in the blink of an eye think im finally flippin losing it maybe now i can get on schizobux

No.78433

if you were abducted does that mean im the only virg left

No.78434

didnt experience lost time think im still pure unless they probed me hard n fast

No.78435

feel like watching zodiac again after reading one or two sentences of the normapedia page for that other one

No.78436

Please stick it in mee love that movie

No.78437

same its got it all

No.78438

wish i was smart enough to know all these cool movies like the cineneets on ghoty but anything other than marvel movies makes me fall asleep

No.78439

never seen it

No.78440

you could say its kino

No.78441

pissss

No.78442

uh marvel movies you gotta be squidding me

No.78443

if you got a problem with the mcu you got a problem with me

No.78444

you gots a problem

No.78445

id call you a retard but the fact of the matter is only norms are watching that shite anyway so go be normal elsewhere

No.78446

never marveled

No.78447

do girls still get wet underneath the panties for jake gylenhaal ive been like him in these movies this whole time except ugly

No.78448

yeah

No.78449

love a nice girlbone

No.78450

sigh girls are so lucky browsing some drawings of girls and theyre just so lucky

No.78451

NOThing lucky about bleeding for a while week every month

No.78452

only the pretty girls are lucky most of them are ugly meanwhile theres plenty of fun to be had as a man even if youre a hideous cel freak

No.78453

thats not lucky either they have lower cognitive functions

No.78454

pregnancy is a nightmare worse than any horror movie

No.78455

why does pregrent man emoji exist if men cant get pregernet

No.78456

>>78453
whats NOT lucky about that

No.78457

pooping

No.78458

gonno play idleon

No.78459

why

No.78460

>>78452
i would be a pretty girl

No.78461

>>78453
so do i

No.78462

was in a good mood the last few days having positive daydreams now reality is coming back

No.78463

get your head out of the clouds weve got a job to do

No.78464

hope you guys have upgraded to 11 since 10s NOT gonno be supported much longer

No.78465

still on 7 until the year of the linux desktop when they try making steam machines again i think itll work this time it just needs to be an amd prebuilt not designed for the living room it could even just be a kit with 3 or 4 hardware configurations

No.78466

spent some days trying to install 7 when i built me current pc but i couldnt

No.78467

had a nasty headache all day thought it was from being sick but then i realized it was because i had herbal tea instead of coffee for my throat and was just dealing with caffeine headache

No.78468

7 pinches didnt like it after upgrading from xp and never looked back after going to 10

No.78469

got 7 inches for you right here

No.78470

thought you needed some special rare motherboard to be able to install it

No.78471

got left holding turts bags

No.78472

ate 2 big burgs

No.78473

he didnt do anything wrong dont understand why some people hate him so much

No.78474

hi turt

No.78475

worked out im strong babyman

No.78476

legs are a little sore

No.78477

you need to do squats and deadlifts

No.78478

nose is a bit clogged and a bit runny at the same time

No.78479

mom wont stop telling me to squat

No.78480

>>78473
nb put the word out
his life isnt worth shit any more

No.78481

never cared about that nb guy

No.78482

watchin a nice speedrun

No.78483

learned scape from watching neetblog game hes an inspiration to us all

No.78484

whats to learn you just click

No.78485

nb scammed me in scape flip that norm

No.78486

tonights general tsos night

No.78487

die generalnorm

No.78488

how about some nice orenji chicken

No.78489

thought it was really authentic when they put real strips of orange peel in

No.78490

hate needing to pick that shite out almost as bad as the broccoli

No.78491

never could tell between cauliflower and bloggoli

No.78492

mom is obsessed with broccoli

No.78493

let her know its indigestible manmade toxic garbage for slaves

No.78494

sigh satoko

No.78495

store stopped selling the smoked gouda i like or maybe they were just out and filled up its location got aNOTher kind but its NOT very good in fact its downright unfit for what i use the other kind for

No.78496

why are we sighing about satoko

No.78497

i love her so much

No.78498


No.78499

remembering how as kids we used to stop at the grocery on vacation to buy these bags of locally made string cheese and eat the whole thing in the car

No.78500


No.78501

sigh the curry

No.78502

if it wasnt for you guys i would have killed myself by now

No.78503

sorry

No.78504

bartender and spice n wolf both shows that i dont see why theyre bothering to remake hope its NOT a trend

No.78505

youre welcome ill be here for the next 40 years if youre interested

No.78506

made a nice burg with cheddar cheese

No.78507

tried mixing cheese and onions and garlic into the beef its resting in the fridge gonno fry em up soon

No.78508

mix me up refrigerate me and fry me its all i deserve

No.78509

dont think youd be very tasty

No.78510

i suppose it would be best if i was eaten by some hideous monstrous ogre after itd gotten done raping and torturing me

No.78511

>>78502
im glad youre still here

No.78512

fat ogre pussy

No.78513

stabbing chest pain has been getting worse for the past 10 minutes

No.78514

i wouldnt worry about it

No.78515

do you have any apple cider vinegar a sip of that will fix you right back up

No.78516

grandma always drank that every morning then mom started doing it too

No.78517

it works better if you boof it

No.78518

pains getting better maybe it was just gas

No.78519

i wonder if you could survive by just putting food up your ass

No.78520

boofed once it felt kinda weird

No.78521

wasnt there some tripfriend called boof

No.78522

no trip is a friend of mine

No.78523

i declare the stuffed burg experiment a failure

No.78524

gonno stuff a burg up your ass

No.78525

reckon i had over 2lb of meat today

No.78526

nice meatneet

No.78527

cant just do butt stuff willy nilly have to wait till im in the right mood and body is a bit fasted and im NOT backed up

No.78528

sigh he loved anal play

No.78529

went to a concert with a virologist who told me its unnatural to have meat more than once a day

No.78530

sounds like a complete moron what does he think humans did before farming was invented

No.78531

uh dying in their 30s and NOT building civilization

No.78532

who played at the concert

No.78533

getting overstimulated by the number of posts i missed while mowing and eating

No.78534

anoushka shankar

No.78535

those were all me except that one and that one

No.78536

oh

No.78537

aruji sama

No.78538

only watched the priconne anime dont understand a thing about the plot thats what i get for being a secondary but im just NOT a mobagemer

No.78539

>>78533
same except i was watching

No.78540

die attention spannorm

No.78541

sometimes miss the images

No.78542

nah theyre too easily abused

No.78543

ya by me

No.78544

havent seen a nice fat ogre embed in quite some time

No.78545

nothin attention span i was playing bloons while watching

No.78546

thats weird i must have missed where you posted the stream link

No.78547

never blooned

No.78548

never bloomed

No.78549

tired might earlysnooze

No.78550

burg didnt fill me up threw some chicken strips and a hashbrown in the air fryer

No.78551

started tardrambling instead of reading those posts now im even deeper in the hole

No.78552

uh hashbrowns thats NOT healthy when my burgs didnt fill me up i just made more burgs

No.78553

why are you tardrambling to mom when you could be writing it down and mashing the new reply button instead

No.78554

i wasnt in my room

No.78555

sigh i missed you

No.78556

was dreading what to do about the toilet paper running out but then found 4 rolls on top of dryer

No.78557


No.78558

Please stick it in mee

No.78559

spermed time to start looking for some food

No.78560

decided on frying up a quadrilogy of eggs

No.78561

tried to eat 3 eggs once and felt sick dont get how you can do 4

No.78562

im obese i also put two pieces of cheese on them with a ton of hotsauce

No.78563

eat six eggs every day

No.78564

at the mansion well have ducks instead of chickens

No.78565

guess ill snooze

No.78566

guess you will

No.78567

love waking up from headache pain and tossing and turning for a couple hours before looking at the time and its 3am

No.78568

went on a date with a girl from a date app and she said she wants to meet again hell yeah my brothers let us go

No.78569

no thanks im vol

No.78570

got twisted with big bro

No.78571


No.78572

cant tell if ai is ai or ai

No.78573

ai caramba

No.78574

mom said she got in trouble because the manager made everyone say their favorite minion and she refused to answer

No.78575

think your mom has tism you need to get her checked out

No.78576


No.78577

cocky want boing boing

No.78578

i have a need

No.78579

>>78574
this is why i could never get a job no one told me everything i hated about life at 6 years old would continue forever

No.78580

job

No.78581

guess ill make a second mug of cawfee

No.78582

been sipping coffee all day

No.78583

shaved me head gonno mow now

No.78584

woke up hey there ghoty

No.78585

what are the plans for today big man

No.78586

gonna game and then watch with a bunch of browsing in the middle

No.78587

ranted hard to mom and told her about all of her financial flipups told her not to worry about paying any of her debt off for my sake because i dont plan on living into old age

No.78588

where is your filial piety

No.78589

youre a horrible son

No.78590

gonno pick up my big double burger and eat it with spicy chili beer

No.78591

>>78589
uh how its called being a financial advisor people get paid to do that

No.78592

youre a bad man go apologize to her

No.78593

nah the worst thing i do is neet it up

No.78594

wish i had burg

No.78595

awful elbow pain wonder if its from gaming

No.78596

sigh just found out that genfanad closed down for good gonno mourn

No.78597

eating candy

No.78598


No.78599

gamed gonna browse for a bit then watch a movie

No.78600

love browsing the newspaper and catching up on my stocks

No.78601

no im browsing the internet for pornography and videos of black people hitting women

No.78602

nice bbc fetishist

No.78603

may have eaten too much

No.78604

what movie

No.78605

tired of ethnic minorities

No.78606

same shouldnt have had that second cup of cawfee started chinkranting hard

No.78607

guess ill make some macaroni ^ cheese

No.78608

hate how panera got rid of a lot of their menu to focus on macaroni and cheese

No.78609

never gone and ate panera what are they like

No.78610

oh i was supposed to drop out and get a ged at 15 to capitalize on the only skill i ever had being verbally and cognitively advanced for my age thus making up for everything else being harder for me than the norms oops ill remember to do that in ng+ cant win em all

No.78611

getting tired not sure if its movie time

No.78612


No.78615

snoozin

No.78616

did somebody say panera bread

No.78617


No.78618

wish i was a rizzler

No.78619

sigh he loved rizzing up the gyatt neighbor

No.78620

used to get panera with mom

No.78621

panorma

No.78622

listening to hinoi team

No.78623

my life is flipped up beyond all hope theres no going back now

No.78624

no one can ever go back

No.78625


No.78626

woke up and started thinking about bad things like specific dates and years my memories take place on or in wish i could alter them

No.78627

made cawfee and it foamed up for some reason noticed while it was cooling that mom had left soap in the pot starting to rage

No.78628

think it was sometime in may 2021 if had just stayed online for a few more hours could have saved so many threads

No.78629

have about 100gb saved somewhere from around that time been to depressed to look at it

No.78630

that is assuming were talking about the same thing

No.78631

omelette is 3 eggs cherry tomatoes a splash of milk onion cheese and anchovies

No.78632

tired

No.78633

basked in the afterglow of a damn good jo

No.78634

ate za

No.78635

want to lie down in a nice sunny garden and sleep forever

No.78636


No.78637

wish i could game like i used to wish i could watch anime like i used to im not asking for much here brain just hook me up

No.78638

simply take drugs

No.78639

im taking them right now in the form of caffeine NOThings happening

No.78640

keep taking it until something happens

No.78641

okay im pacemumbling and arguing with myself when does the gaming start

No.78642

try forcing yourself to launch a game and try very hard to focus on it eventually youll become addicted

No.78643

tried that a week or two ago and it didnt work for long hope youre right ill try again

No.78644

tried playing oj but they booted me from a lobby

No.78645

sigh oj hope while hes locked up hes busy working on his book titled if they sucked it

No.78646

woke up mornin ghoty

No.78647

>>78639
you need to detox

No.78648

>>78637
try propranolol 10mg a day

No.78649

smokin some herb gonna game like that guy used to be able to

No.78650

gonno go to da club and hit dat kitty from behind

No.78651

says its a beta blocker if i take it wont that mean ill fade out of existence

No.78652

im omegamale

No.78653

4/18/2024
023 - ME: Order Entered By Court - Party (001)
4/18/2024
4/5/2024
PPM – Pro Per Motion/Notice/Mail - Party (001)
4/5/2024
Defendant(2)
NOTE:
motion for reduction in sentence

No.78654

its happening hes gonna be flippin free

No.78655

NOT bloody likely

No.78656

whos gonno send him a link to ghota with a nice frogger

No.78657

nose hair is out of control

No.78658

love ingrown nosehairs and excruciating pain from scratching my schnoz

No.78659

got a nice electric nose hair trimmer i ordered when i was drunk its p good never had an ingrown one

No.78660


No.78661

always wake up with big dryboogs and rip out a few hairs

No.78662

got a mini spycam that works wonder if its NOTiceable when i put it in my shoe

No.78663

nice mom talking about getting a raise and immediately planning to spend it all instantly negating the point of getting one i think spending it all and then freaking out about being poor is just a compulsive behavior i dont think she should be allowed to handle her own money its ruined both of our lives

No.78664

>>78662
test it out on mom

No.78665

dont be gross

No.78666

>>78663
youre the man of the house youre supposed to be providing for her

No.78667

whatever not gonno let it bother me until it impacts my neeting it up

No.78668

so flipping happy that mom is smart and was able to make lots of money and set me up so i can just neet forever

No.78669

if she was smart you wouldnt be here

No.78670

>>78668
she makes 6 figures shes just a retard and has been making idiotic financial decisions for 40 years instead of living below her means and saving

No.78671

im impoverished

No.78672

out of ground beef

No.78673

the characters are saying koumei but the subtitles say zhuge liang why do they do this

No.78674

>>78672
ate ground beef for dinner

No.78675

just ate a big fat fuh lippin burrito with 5 chicken thighs onion tomato and hotsauce

No.78676

normsauce

No.78677

take it back

No.78678

>>78675
you forgot the lettuce and cheese

No.78679

ordered a nice burg

No.78686

when i said ive been eating burg i just meant the beef NOT the evil bun or vegetables

No.78687

there was cheese i forgot to mention it but im not putting manmade lettuce on there

No.78688

uhh no manmade lettuce just plenty of hotsauce haha

No.78689

of course ill put on something manmade and toxic if it tastes good greens are nasty though

No.78690


No.78691

tired of white people

No.78692

if eugenics succeeded i wouldnt be around

No.78693

white lives matter

No.78694

we are already doing eugenics by letting braindead baboons have twelve children while humans have either one or zero

No.78695


No.78696

gonno lie down hope things are different when i wake up

No.78697

biceps are on flipping fire spent like an hour tardrambling again and i was holding my laundry mom did for me the whole time im flipping jacked

No.78698

arms are shaking just trying to hold a bowl in my hands

No.78699


No.78700

would he even want to post here most if not all of hima already stopped

No.78701

thought weve all just been here hanging out

No.78702


No.78703

ive never seen braveheart on bluray might commandeer the living room television soon it deserves a bigger screen and no headphones

No.78704

no hog the tv but play aria bluray at full volume instead

No.78705

hope the next william wallace shows up soon and unites all us dickless little nerds so things have a chance to get better

No.78706

loved when braveheart said THIS IS SPARTA and kicked the guy into the pit

No.78707

if i was from canadia i would have marched in the streets to make rob ford ye olde queens primary minister of the crowne or whatever gay shit they do up there

No.78708

The godly game FF14 is destroyed by a woman who is incredibly good at licking dicks.

tardlaughing love google translate

No.78709

never played final faggotry 14 for a nanosecond in my life but i believe them immediately

No.78710

scapes been naggin at the back of my mind lately trying to NOT give in

No.78711

same but not in that way more like in the i wish i was a tweenager again way throwing down fishing nets and talking on the phone with kids at school for moms allowed computer time because i was a retard that should have been aborted and didnt know about vent or teamspeak until later

No.78712

die friendnorm

No.78713

woke up things arent very different still sick

No.78714

>>78711
that could be you simply post a link to your stream and your phone number

No.78715

>>78712
NOThin friend it was two separate instances 20 years ago its just that so little has happened in my retarded life that i even remember things like that

No.78716

miss having a functional brain

No.78717

wonder what happened to freak

No.78718

just woke up from a dream where pippa was lubing up my asshole and about to start pegging

No.78719

pippa pig

No.78720

>>78717
were all way past the point of caring on that one hes actively subverting this webzone for his friendish masters

No.78721

what you say

No.78722

overheard a conversation of some boomer being appalled that his 21yo daughter has no plans of getting pregnant yet

No.78723

accidentally looked at insect pregnancy again

No.78724

nonstop piss day

No.78725

thinkin its steak lunch day

No.78726

steak is in the oven

No.78727

eating steak

No.78728

why

No.78729

gotta go with mom to her coworkers funeral

No.78730

uh because i need to eat to live

No.78731

made 3egg

No.78732

on my third can of gamer fuel but havent decided what to game

No.78733

drinking some nice aspartmewater with brominated vegetable oil

No.78734

>>78722
did you tell him you know a handful of strapping young lads willing to help her out with that

No.78735

want to eat some cookies or chocolate but i know if i start i wont stop until i demolish the pack or maybe two and then ill feel like shite for the rest of the day

No.78736

speaking of shite mine changed colors for a few days while i was eating a bunch of those generic brand oreos thought i had internal bleeding

No.78737

was it white on the inside black on the outside

No.78738

woke up sick with a cold or something guess ill smoke some medicine and game it away

No.78739

god i hate failed norms

No.78740

raining

No.78741

>>78738
sorry you might have caught it from me

No.78742

toorun

No.78743

gaming

No.78744

makin a pizza

No.78745

pic

No.78746

not confident enough to picbrag i make it on a sheet pan so if you look up pics youll see better ones that you can pretend i posted

No.78747

pic now

No.78748


No.78749

flipping vile you made that shite

No.78750

nah i thought you said yes to a stock photo

No.78751

no i want to see the neet special

No.78752

the normspecial

No.78753

considered making pizza but i dont have sauce or the right cheese

No.78754

i did actually take a pic think mom may have seen me sigh

No.78755

lets see it

No.78756

aunt is dying

No.78757


No.78758

Men reach manhood status by having a family and rearing children, not by staying single.

No.78759

what if youre infertile

No.78760

then youre NOT a real man

No.78761

what if shes barren

No.78762

what if you stopped making excuses

No.78763

dont want kids other than a juicy sexy lady flipslave

No.78764

stopped wearing underwear and been sleeping naked for a couple of weeks and i gotta say im loving every minute of it jerry

No.78765

been doing that for the last 15 years welcome to the club

No.78766

i need structure

No.78767

thanks

No.78768

end up going through phases of sleeping naked and then i end up laying on top of my sack or something and stop doing it until i forget the discomfort

No.78769

rarely sleep naked simply dont feel clean enough sometimes do it right out of the bath

No.78770

eustachian tube acting up again

No.78771

is that the hole you piss from

No.78772

have you considered binging it

No.78773

>>78771
they call that the meatus

No.78781

im meatus

No.78783

tired of successful nerds with good paying compsci jobs always telling me i need to self improve

No.78784

hate those norms because im jealous not because they work but because theyre rich

No.78785

have you considered improving yourself

No.78786

love the pretending to NOT have a job meme

No.78787

love sexually harassing the ols at work

No.78788

wouldnt mind having one in a country thats high iq and rule oriented but it seems like a hellish nightmare in the us for everyone except those successful work from home nerds

No.78789

it wont work unless is a high trust homogenous society

No.78790

its a shame i missed the boat on that one think i would have done well

No.78791


No.78792

sigh 95% humidity cant snooze like this

No.78793

wish the climate change doomsday cult had been right about there being a new ice age

No.78794

guess ill snooze before the birds wake up hate those assholes always yelling

No.78795

greenpeace terrorists made millions of children starve by preventing a filipino rice company from distributing rice

No.78796

simply fire up the ac

No.78797

no it kills a climate activist every time i do

No.78798

fried up six eggs

No.78799

sigh i could have fed one of those succulent sexy ladies but id have to ask for something in return Please stick it in mee

No.78800

nice yellow fever

No.78801

simply not picky

No.78802

doctor told me need to keep taking this medicine every day for the rest of my life getting sick of it

No.78803

nice flipping drone

No.78804

ate 1 cookie from the pack then ate the rest of the cookies from the pack

No.78805

dopamine junkie

No.78806

what dopamine they werent even that good after the first five or so

No.78807

Hulking autistic boy, 17, filmed battering female teacher's aide for threatening to take away his Nintendo switch files lawsuit claiming school staff 'triggered' him

No.78808

fuck you and die

No.78809

teacher used to confiscate our gameboys in elementary school made me rage hard

No.78810

eyeing the next box of cookies

No.78811

nice cookie monster

No.78812

remembered the time a hall monitor tried to take my zune while i was listening to finnish industrial metal in the hallway simply ignored her and teenwalked away felt really cool afterwards

No.78813

crying for her she was probably afraid you were gonno shoot up the school

No.78814

nah why would the background guy who wears black hoodies and jeans with long hair who never talks and listens to screamertunes in gym class instead of participating go full klebold

No.78815

more of a drone guy myself

No.78816

ate a nice beta blocker

No.78817

is it working or can you still see my posts

No.78818

no

No.78819

>>78807
love how norms are now starting to fear the autistic tard

No.78820

read the back of the cawfee jar it says to use 2 teaspoons for a big mug ive been eyeballing it and putting in at least double that

No.78821

my instant says to add a teaspoon so i add a heaping tablespoon

No.78822

i just take a caffeine pill

No.78823

>>78821
ya ive been doing that and then some and wondering why im freaking out all the time

No.78824

NOThin freakout im still tired all day

No.78825

yeah cause you drink too much coffee and its messing up your sleep and you have high tolerance

No.78826

NOThin messed up sleep i snooze from 12 to 7

No.78827

woke up with a swollen throat and thought my tooth abscess became septic and i was finally about to die and i felt at peace and warm but then it turns out it was nothing sigh

No.78828

nice drama queen

No.78829

dont think youll die warm and at peace from that more like in long drawn out physical agony

No.78830

its NOThing compared to the physical agony im experiencing that has been drawn out for over 30 years

No.78831

livin and lovin every minute of it

No.78832

i dont know havent experienced it yet but ive read that tooth pain is one of the worst

No.78833

i thought that was childbirth

No.78834

>>78829
i thought if you get sepsis you go into a coma and die or something

No.78835


No.78836

wait who even are you

No.78837

picked up my takeout and saw this little chinese man wearing a big black cowboy hat

No.78838

>>78834
think you just experience extreme pain that causes you to go into shock and then you die at some point afterwards

No.78839


No.78840

>>78838
thats my life

No.78841

>>78838
no you go into septic shock which means the immune system overreacts to an infection and your whole body swells up including the brain and you go into coma and your organs shut down

No.78842

cracked open that second box of cookies

No.78843


No.78844

polished off that second box of cookies

No.78845

why cant i just die in my sleep already im getting tired of having to be a self aware pile of decaying proteins

No.78846

gods trolling us softly

No.78847

eaten 3000 calories today NOT counting the cheese might make some pasta for dinner

No.78848

nice big boy

No.78849

NOThin nice id rather be weak lanklet

No.78850

it sucks i was one until a few years ago now im fat and weakling

No.78851

if i were tall thin weakling i could at least pretend to be like nozomu

No.78852

ate that pasta with plenty of parm

No.78853

phew sounds nice

No.78854

it was okay but my throat was burning a bit as it went down like if there was a reaction

No.78855

as for me had a nice chocolate croissant with coffee

No.78856

are you in a french ass restaurant

No.78857

croissante du chocolate

No.78858

omelette du fromage

No.78859

im so flippnbored

No.78860

sick and gaming

No.78861

same

No.78862

NOT feeling so good think i overate

No.78863

dentist told me to take antibiotics for the abscess but made next appointment a week after im supposed to finish antibiotic treatment and now im worried infection will come back before i get next appointment and die from a flipping tooth infection flip

No.78864

owned

No.78865

remember dreaming about getting a prescription for a whole year of antibiotics but cant remember why

No.78866

eating that chocolate bar now

No.78867

love a good tooth infection that leads to brain infection and death

No.78868

miss my foreskin we were only together for a short while but i will cherish those memories

No.78869

aris stream used to be so good seven years ago now its unwatchable he flanderized himself to absurd levels

No.78870

guess ill snooze nothing to do might as well timeskip

No.78871

enjoying my built in cocksleeve glad NOThing unfortunate has happened to it

No.78872

still havent tried out any onaholes

No.78873

dont remember having a normskin i was still reeling from the cesarean

No.78874

normputer froze and locked up got enraged and watched tv with mom for a few hours instead of rebooting

No.78875

you did well

No.78876

netflix n chillin with mom

No.78877

nice momgf

No.78878

love the plot technique where you finally find the bad guys and fight and beat them but dont kill them or at least tie them up and then in a cutscene they manage to distract you and get away and then the same thing happens over and over again simply excellent storytelling and NOT annoying at all

No.78879

still feeling a bit peckish eyeing those ritz

No.78880

still discord messaging the girl i dated bros shes not only a keeper shes not a broom either it just keeps looking up for team ghota

No.78881


No.78882

made a turkey sandwich a while ago letting it get nice and soggy in the fridge

No.78883

what is wrong with you

No.78884

i dont know but theyre not giving me bux for it yet because ive never been to a psychiatrist

No.78885

>>78883
sometimes depending on the mood i prefer a nice refridgerated sangwich too

No.78886

if were being honest if i woke up tomorrow and i was 14 i would probably find a way to rape a girl

No.78887

little bastard

No.78888

dont blame me i was a nice guy in this life because i was a casualty of the sexual harrassment infowar

No.78889

quads of truth

No.78890

do you mean if you woke up in your own bed and you were a 14 year old in 2024 or you went back in time to when you were 14 and get to life your life again

No.78891

second one if i woke up as a 14 year old tomorrow i would immediately kill myself

No.78892

wouldnt it be better to invest in bitcoin and stuff rather than comitting rape

No.78893

if youre under 18 crimes less than murder are legal arent they

No.78894

started thinking about pokeyman what a game all anyone will ever need is the good ol 151

No.78895

cut my hand with a knife its been a while

No.78896

wasnt on purpose i was trying to do that thing from norm school where you throw up the horns then spin the pen around your ring and middle finger and send it up and down the line

No.78897

woke up gained two lb

No.78898

nobody is fat shaming you here

No.78899

>>78894
its not that great

No.78900

i am but only because you deserve better

No.78901

>>78898
that guy is

No.78902

never played pokenorm

No.78903

you missed a gay old time

No.78904

pastor said pokemon was evil or something NOT sure about the details when i was a kid

No.78905

pastor said hed wished he could go balls deep in dawn

No.78906

you mean hikari

No.78907

finished brushing teeth but then accidentally turned on the electric brush again and it sprayed toothpaste into my eyes

No.78908

pasted tooth hygiene normlord

No.78909

been getting better at brushy brushy lately myself also got an electric toothbrush

No.78910

brother hit the brush too hard and had to get surgery

No.78911

dont need to brush every day simply chug some listerine or snack on mints n gum

No.78912

mom loves mints

No.78913

woke up

No.78914

need something stronger than caffeine

No.78915

caffeine tree

No.78916

grabbin pills

No.78917

girl just sent me a rose on hinge married girl at work wants my number things are popping off my bros

No.78918

memedick !

No.78919

brewed a bottle now im sippin

No.78920

hog farm stench while driving but couldnt tell if it was coming from outside or inside the car

No.78921

hate women

No.78922

die misogynist

No.78923

cant believe im gonno die without ever experiencing sex or love

No.78924

woke up feel like ive been anal vored not like i slept and rested to handle a new day

No.78925

i want to go take a number 2 but if mom left the doors open i might accidentally wake her up something i do NOT want

No.78926

simply shoot her dead that way she wont wake up

No.78927

dont go to certain searx instances to search cro-magnon in images and scroll down you will definitely NOT get a bone

No.78928

shoot your own mom fucknut don't even post here anymore

No.78929

it was a joke

No.78930

its hot as flip out and i have to use my big boy voice to make a phone call why me im just a humble neet gentleman

No.78931

write an email instead

No.78932

its too complicated and i have too many questions feels like itll be faster to manbaby up for half an hour and get it over with

No.78933

if i was scandinavian none of this would be happening sigh

No.78934

constipated

No.78935

emancipated

No.78936

woke up hey guys

No.78937

hey is for horses

No.78938


No.78939

got through that phone call the guy was black but he was nice and answered my questions i was dreading getting a girl and sounding like a loser

No.78940

moms debating getting burger king for dinner

No.78941

for me its chipotle

No.78942

walked to the convenience store for coke zero and smelled someone charcoal grilling

No.78943


No.78944

kitty is sippin some milk

No.78945

>>78940
she did im stuffed it was too hot to cook

No.78946

some men are chads and some men are me

No.78947


No.78948

nice elmer

No.78949

>>78947
i hate this flipping world

No.78950

whats to hate

No.78951

got a bone

No.78952

crazy that some people believe luck doesnt exist just played two matches of mtg and three tables of mahjong after not touching either for about a year and it was disgusting not just a little bad but in the one in a million millions kind of bad its not a probability thats a bit low and happens its a curse

No.78953

maybe youre just rusty

No.78954

over 13 hour shift at work today im wiped time to neet it up till tomorrow

No.78955

did nothing for 13 hours today

No.78956

uh did you NOT game

No.78957

gamers are faggots

No.78958

too sick to game any more gonna lie on the couch and watch someone else game instead

No.78959

oh flip i cut my thumb chopping meat earlier it was like a papercut but the bandaid is low enough on my thumb that its ripping against my tip while i try to jo i have to try with the wrong hand

No.78960

hope its a nice speedrunner

No.78961

tired of being manbaby

No.78962

you can stop any time

No.78963

no god made me a manbaby to teach me a lesson

No.78964

black hole sun
wont you come
wash away the rain

No.78965

guess ill jo to drawn depictions of children having sexual intercourse and slumber

No.78966

>>78961
doesnt even matter life is objectively much more of a hellish nightmare for norms than it is for us theyre just too dumb to realize it

No.78967

>>78960
its pasted mason

No.78968

never heard of im

No.78969

wonder if i ever had the opportunity would my instincts just take over and id just know where to jam it in

No.78970


No.78971

ya its not like animals get taught either it just happens

No.78972

if it just happens then why hasnt it happened

No.78973

forgot to eat today

No.78974

thats a good problem to have let me guess you were having too much fun doing something to remember

No.78975

not wearing a shirt rn

No.78976

now i am

No.78977

you sold out

No.78978

ill take it off to snooze

No.78979

love getting nakey and hugging satoko while i go to sleep

No.78980

havent slept with my daki in at least 5 years mom almost caught me with it so i folded it in half and put it in a cardboard box

No.78981

any close calls during a jo session

No.78982

none that im aware of

No.78983

mom caught me joing because she rushed into my room in the middle of the night after having a bad dream where i killed myself

No.78984

read einstein as epstein

No.78985

hate that conniving kike

No.78986

which one

No.78987

Please stick it in mee

No.78988


No.78989

paid my bus fare

No.78990

woke up lojod

No.78991

you cant just jo to lo first thing in the morning

No.78992

can you jo to other things then

No.78993

watching cham

No.78994

youre 1/15 of her viewers

No.78995

stretching my poosy

No.78996


No.78997

allergies are acting up

No.78998

cetirizine

No.78999

nah mom buys me allegra over the counter

No.79000


No.79001

woke up mornin ghoty feelin much better today think this will be the last day of being sick

No.79002

never been caught bottling even in my teenneet days when i had the hexbox hooked up in the living room and would piss in fast food cups while mom was at work

No.79003

gonno jo to pics of children at a playground that i took myself

No.79004

its good to have a hobby

No.79005

sigh he loved pictures of children

No.79006

fired up buddenbrooks

No.79007

guess ill grill some chicken

No.79008

>>79005
he was once posted a vid of a little girl in a library and a guy spermed right in front of her and she asked what is that in japanese he was really sick and maybe deserved to be arrested

No.79009

its natural

No.79010

isp had to shut down the internet for repairs 2 days in a row and theyre still NOT done with it gonno shut it down again like tomorrow

No.79011

bet youre gaming up a storm sigh havent unplugged in a year and a half

No.79012

>>79000
opened this right next to mom hopefully she didnt see it

No.79013

internet went out saturday afternoon just got it fixed today had to get caught up with a couple hundred posts

No.79014

>>79003
post em

No.79015

bored as hell

No.79016

are you looking for suggestions

No.79017

>>78996
Please stick it in mee

No.79018

only 26lb to go

No.79019

sat down to eat that chicken and it was 20 degrees undercooked after i had already eaten some started raging and thinking about the rope

No.79020

i was born undercooked

No.79021

its game time

No.79022

put it under the broiler for another 10 minutes and the temperature barely budged started seeing red and ran into the basement to start tardpunching myself i should have been aborted at 10 months

No.79023

told mom im not hungry and that she can do what she wants with it flip it

No.79024

dont be such a baby

No.79025

theres nothing wrong with eating raw chicken youre just brainwashed

No.79026

NOThin baby ive got a short fuse and if i lived alone i would have thrown the tray at the wall and not eaten today

No.79027

havent eaten today meself or yesterday for that matter

No.79028

food is for norms

No.79029

how many times do i have to tell you i am norm

No.79030

wish i was a norm so id never have to spend a millisecond inside this skull ever again dumb fat pumped full of medications no concerns beyond the next hour and unable to realize im trapped under constant surveillance thats where happiness is

No.79031

die doublespace

No.79032

>>79029
die norm

No.79033

hmm okay i guess ill die





















































































NOT

No.79034

die









NOTnorm

No.79035

went and bought some more of gods green erb gonna game

No.79036

wish simply combusting plant matter and breathing it in could help me cope

No.79037

overheating

No.79038

>>79036
have you tried it its pretty good

No.79039

wish i would be combusted and smoked for a cheap high

No.79040


No.79041

no its a legal prescription smokeable medicine to heal my autism

No.79042

browsing pornographic drawings but NOT feeling anything

No.79043

>>79041
die foreignorm

No.79044

itchy throat coughing

No.79045

watching the simpsons on the side while browsing

No.79046

wish i had a sis like lisa

No.79047

why

No.79048


No.79049

i dont need to expand my mind i need my mind to be dumbed down to that of a norm and my organs poisoned

No.79050

i need to be impregnated

No.79051

nice mpreg

No.79052

never said i was male

No.79053

headache firin up

No.79054

thinkin about the cake is a lie

No.79055

weird how even when games were getting bad they were still good compared to today i only have myself to blame for not appreciating bad before it became worse

No.79056

sigh portal came out over 21 years ago

No.79057

whats your favorite games

No.79058

guy at the store told me i was caked up

No.79059

th03

No.79060

tarddancing a bit

No.79061

sigh he loved zoomer memes and lingo hes going to be 7 years behind

No.79062

dont understand why he made hima the way he did instead of just making it an autogen blog thread that functioned like warosu or ghoty does with no images or thread creation and heavy spam prevention so theres no need for moderation at all

No.79063

but what about the linus embeds

No.79064

you can still post linus videos here cant you

No.79065

>>79048
this triggered the cel blues

No.79066

>>79048
what is this frigging crap dont post this crap on here

No.79067

>>79057
the good ones

No.79068

post em

No.79069

fortnite

No.79070

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No.79071

chill out screamer

No.79072

the norms took the ability to chill out away from me

No.79073

grabbed a drink mom was watching the news all they do is talk about israel think shes finally NOTicing a pattern

No.79074

its better that she doesnt its far too late now and will just drain her sanity meter

No.79075

tardlaughing flipping hard playing albion there was a large rare mining node that a guy just arrived at so i dragged mobs and had them aoe him then aggro onto him so i stole the mine Please stick it in mee mined about 70% of it while he was running around trying and failing to do the same to me and then eventually ran off and flagged up and went on me then i killed him and took all his shit and mined the rest owned bitch heart was pounding havent had a thrill like that in years

No.79076

nice pwnage

No.79077

that was me flip you

No.79078

think my real life has finally begun in this game with that event

No.79079

happy walpurgisnacht hima

No.79080

gesundheit

No.79081

my beach body didnt come in time oh well theres always next year

No.79082

i am wanna die

No.79083

going on another date with the same girl on saturday hima heck yesh lets get in there and seize life

No.79084

walked back from the convenience store and saw the isp man about to disconnect my internet he was small and wore all black except for his bright white legs because he was wearing shorts for some reason

No.79085

going to uncs place hes making steak for lunch

No.79086

hows he cooking it

No.79087

feeling weak as hell went on a slow walk can feel my heart pounding

No.79088

nice rpwalker

No.79089

excuse me but did you see the news about the date?? its like you completely didnt and just went immediately back to uhh cooked sausage mom told me get job finna jo

No.79090

my resting heart rate is around 48

No.79091

ok thanks you guys are compete sociopaths did you know that

No.79092

wasnt gonno jo but might fire one up now think a nice mmd will do the trick

No.79093

this is a literal crab bucket its not even funny anymore imagine if a nice Italian gentleman walked into the hall with his family and said hey my family after my entire life of being a complete fucking loser with no hope a girl who is not obese wants to date me multiple times and they glance at him for a moment blink then go back to talking to each other about what temperature to set tonights pasta that is literally you flipping psychos

No.79094

NOThin crab simply dont have anything to say enjoy your date

No.79095

the attention whore

No.79096

not reading any of that

No.79097

had a gf dream it was nice got out of bed and cooked pancake and sausage forgot its may

No.79098

happy workers day

No.79099

im not like the other cels who at least have some hope since they work and look somewhat decent i am neet dropout live with my mom and ugly as sin and 30 and autistic i am not even human my life is flipped up beyond all hope

No.79100

same but i look okay and wasnt lucky enough to be sperg just weird

No.79101

weird or weird

No.79102

yeah im the attention whore i dont think you have a valid response to my italian hypothetical at all it clearly demonstrates how bizarre and sociopathic and callous this behavior is sometimes it is socially required for you to give attention to someone or something or more like if you have a soul and don't have crippling personality disorders you would do it naturally

No.79103

youre in crippling personality disorder central pal

No.79104

why are there so many italians

No.79105

never seen an italian what are they like

No.79106

feel free to jump off another cliff eye

No.79107

is that actually freak

No.79108

dont know dont care im fantasizing about slitting my throat yet again

No.79109


No.79110

did a woman make that post

No.79111

wouldnt mind my life being so insanely bad if everything else hadnt gotten so much worse at the same time if i was exactly where i am right now except it was twenty or thirty or forty years ago thered be hope

No.79112

look on the bright side

No.79113

there are no bright sides for me theres trying and failing to cope until something worse happens totally independent of my actions its usually whenever i start feeling optimism again too

No.79114

losers in thirty years will be saying the same thing if only they could go back to the 2020s before everything got really bad they could still have hope for the future

No.79115

simply stop being sad and start being awesome

No.79116

cheer up emo kid

No.79117

>>79114
theyd be right

No.79118

well were getting the chance theyll never have lets make the most of it

No.79119

i was making the most of it until 2 hours ago when an outgoing black water pipe started spilling everywhere and flooding the laundry room

No.79120

owned

No.79121

took a nice hot bath got out and almost fainted ear started ringing much louder than usual lying down now

No.79122

i know that feel its a top 100

No.79123

ya ive been seeking it out

No.79124

>>79114
are you saying things are going to get worse than they are now

No.79125

i will brave the incoming storm by being a neet locked up in my room just like i braved the past 2 decades by locking myself up in my room

No.79126

nude rn

No.79127

pic

No.79128

perv

No.79129

show neetdick

No.79130

fuckin

No.79131

were past the peak of civilization the 80s 90s and aughts were the perfect balance between technological progress and regard for human dignity its all downhill from here

No.79132

uh human dignity what about trans rights

No.79133

those freaks have more rights than me

No.79134


No.79135

neet rights

No.79136

not sure if theres still a plumper downstairs or not i need to shite and the drawers full

No.79137

woke up guess ill smoke some medicine and game

No.79138

simply empty the drawer out the window

No.79139

wouldnt mind trying a marijuana or two but im just NOT a criminal

No.79140

chugged a couple dews pissing hard

No.79141

>>79139
its legal now

No.79142

uh NOT in america

No.79143

made the mistake of looking myself in the mirror gotta say im looking a lot thinner but my thighs are far too big

No.79144

requesting a thigh pic

No.79145

>>79142
ya it is in most of america

No.79146

listening to soutaiseiriron its so nostalgic

No.79147

uh no its a federal crime

No.79148

ya but its legal in 38 states

No.79149

the federal government is illegitimate and zionist occupied its up to the states

No.79150

>>79140
dews or dews

No.79151

pasted biden loves that sticky green hes gonna legalize it

No.79152

federal law applies to all states weedbrain theres no law in my state against printing counterfeit benjamins either

No.79153

finna bust a nut real quick hold on

No.79154

sisters always trying to make me do it

No.79155

skibidi toilet finna rizz a gyatt to these sexy little babies

No.79156

what you say

No.79157

>>79152
theres no law against it because theres no non federally controlled currency if the state says you can do something you can do it end of story

No.79158

im a sovereign citizen no law applies to me

No.79159

do you have a newsletter i can subscribe to

No.79160

pasted states rights enthusiast

No.79161

did you lose your brainstem due to the weed or did you start smoking because you didnt have one to begin with no need to answer its a rhetorical question

No.79162

my hobby is cumming

No.79163

how about you take your rhetoric and kill yourself you faggot norm fuck

No.79164

bh weedfiend

No.79165

>>79161
im not the dopesmoker i dont think it should be legalized for sale in the first place

No.79166

ive been too busy puffing on this kush to post

No.79167

how about some nice alcohol instead

No.79168

id much rather be cracking but my liver is near failure

No.79169

legalize all drugs so i can have fun in my boring neet life and die an early death

No.79170

simply go to mexico and buy a new one

No.79171

in the ron paul timeline its all legal

No.79172

wish i wasnt a manbaby so i could source opioids and get nice and high and die

No.79173

feeling it

No.79174

got something for you to feel right here

No.79175

i can only do legal highs i get free pregabalin which i mix with either caffeine or alcohol depending on whether i want a stimulant or depressant effect on top of the euphoria of the pregababablin but damn i wish i could get some better stuff

No.79176


No.79177

got some nice solvents

No.79178

finna smoke chemtrails

No.79179

zionists owe me sex

No.79180


No.79181

sigh jake baugh loved abusing drugs so he could have fun in his boring neet life leading to his early death

No.79182

we dont owe you shit nakama

No.79183

wouldnt be any need for drugs or normahol if they were still making good games

No.79184

sigh shigeru

No.79185

>>79183
those good games are enhanced even further by alcohol and drugs

No.79186

the hospital was full so they did my last surgery outpatient and was still kinda high on fent when they discharged me then mom tricked me into walking and pushing a shopping cart around a store felt the worst pain of my life that night

No.79187

feeling strange

No.79188

might start NOT trying so hard to NOT be too annoying hope you all dont mind

No.79189

>>79186
need to find a corrupt doctor that can let me buy fent off of him

No.79190

>>79185
if only

No.79191

was stimming with one of my syringe plungers then realized the needles NOT there any more guess its floating around my desk area

No.79192

applied some coconut oil

No.79193

hope youve got good eyesight

No.79194


No.79195


No.79196

one image at a time please

No.79197

>>79194
zoinks never even thought about what it would be like to get a cut there

No.79198

love shaving and liming me pits

No.79199

love putting on a skirt for the himabros

No.79200

>>79194
nice boobies

No.79201

roto rooter guy said the normlords are responsible for paying for a cleaning crew in the basement because its sewage probably gonno end up having to do it myself so it isnt sitting there for a week

No.79202

had some fun today cracking some cold ones with unc

No.79203

love cracking uncs back

No.79204

ill be cracking early tonight i tell you what

No.79205


No.79206

cracked a nice mojito lacroix

No.79207

In arithmetic geometry, the Cox–Zucker machine is an algorithm created by David A. Cox and Steven Zucker. This algorithm determines whether a given set of sections provides a basis (up to torsion) for the Mordell–Weil group of an elliptic surface E → S, where S is isomorphic to the projective line.

okay explain this one smartnorm

No.79208

testicular torsion

No.79209

as for me added some potassium sodium and flavoring to a bottle of sparkling water sipping now

No.79210

love adding metals and co2 to my solvent and drinking it

No.79211

>>79205
is that from the same guy that postulated the cox ring Please stick it in meehe

No.79212

>>79205
Please stick it in mee

No.79213

>>79211
>>79212
im not sticking anything in any of you

No.79214

thanks for the metal reminder gotta take my zinc too

No.79215

only drink blood raw milk and fruit juice anything else is unnatural

No.79216

uh fruit juice are you flipping kidding me

No.79217

>>79214
nice cummaxxer

No.79218

time to smoke up

No.79219


No.79220

>>79219
i really want to know how this guy dies or if he ever goes blind

No.79221

youre going to die before him you idiot slave Please stick it in meehe

No.79222

NOT feeling so good anymore regretting this drink

No.79223

go to hell triplehe

No.79224

forgot to eat again

No.79225

really regretting it feeling nauseous drooling like a tard because swallowing makes me wanna vom

No.79226

fired up the ac

No.79227

gonno fap and then head to bed

No.79228

jerked it myself earlier and regret doing so it was anticlimactic

No.79229

never shat earlier i sucked it back in

No.79230

love sucking stuff up me bumhole

No.79231

air frying some fries

No.79232

may i request a pic

No.79233

almost let out a fart that wasnt just a fart

No.79234

>>79230
didnt love it but it had to happen once it comes back ill send it to a watery grave the toilets working now

No.79235

no pics

No.79236

pic now or i rage

No.79237

watched the matrix with mom

No.79238

mom doesnt understand matrix

No.79239

never watched it start to finish it was before my time saw some parts on tv as a tween around the time the sequels came out

No.79240

mom took the dog out and there was a fat possum running around he climbed to the top of the fence so i pelted him with some rocks but he didnt budge tried to shove him off with the rake but he grabbed on and started trying to bite it but he was no match for my tardstrength flung that sucker into the normbors yard

No.79241

you gotta treat em with more respect

No.79242

>>79240
bastard

No.79243

he drew first blood by entering unannounced and he normally slips through a hole in the fence right away he became obese over the winter and couldnt fit

No.79244

dont have a thermometer on my desk anymore but it has to be 77 in here

No.79245

whats that in celsius

No.79246

i dont know maybe 32

No.79247

celsius Please stick it in me

No.79248

77 is pretty temperate dont see why thats notable

No.79249

bmi 30

No.79250

>>79248
its been below that for 7 months

No.79251

forgot i made an omelet warming it back up then im watching scary movie 2

No.79252

cold brag

No.79253

NOThin brag thats simply what happens between summer and spring

No.79254

not down here in the tropics

No.79255

feel like dropping and going out for a walk at 5 am point is im really in the mood to find myself in a perpetual stupor for a while

No.79256

dropping what

No.79257

feel like i need to find a woman moms age simply because thats all i know how to deal with at least theres life insurance and wills involved where do i go to meet old broads

No.79258


No.79259


No.79260

im mentally stunted im still like 17 years younger than my body is

No.79261

thinking about my bro from the bus that i think got medication mindwiped by the norms

No.79262

glad those school psycholocunts never got me mind controlled cant imagine how much worse my life would be if they had won

No.79263

prescription sunglasses finally came in the mail this is a lot nicer eyes arent stinging and crying all the time just being open think ill just wear these all the time its much more pleasant

No.79264

pic

No.79265

are they gunnars

No.79266

first read about gunnar glasses in a gamer magazine i read at the library might as well be 80 years old

No.79267

only wear the cheapest zennis

No.79268

got the shites

No.79269

theyre about to shut down the internet again thats 4 days in a row for what was supposed to be a 1 day job cant take this anymore

No.79270

dont see the problem simply head down to the library

No.79271

cant go to the library anymore its been taken over by homeless people and druggies

No.79272

what are you supposed to do with your figure collection if you become homeless

No.79273

theres a woman 10 years older than me who takes me out to buy clothes and does interior design on my apartment so i can get dates she calls herself my wing woman you may think this is a meme but its not also she talks about her failing marriage sometimes

No.79274

youre literally living in one of those anime where the girl keeps hanging out with the main character but they swear its NOT sexual

No.79275

nah the world is just more complicated than cels give it credit for

No.79276

dont own any figs collected books instead and a small amount of art

No.79277

have more books video games and figures than i have room for theyre spilling off the shelves

No.79278

there isnt much i want to say in times like this i usually dont say much of anything at all

No.79279


No.79280

im at work right now cant post a room pic

No.79281

embarrassed about my collection because only have 1 case and its getting full

No.79282


No.79283

love living life free of humiliation collection size n/a

No.79284

im virgcel

No.79285

wouldnt know what to do with a woman

No.79286

dad said hbd to sis a month early

No.79287

>>79282
cant believe this guy has sex and stuff

No.79288

wouldnt want too many figs taking them out of a case and cleaning them every time for a hotglue would become a chore

No.79289

havent eaten since sunday NOT hungry but feel weak as flip might force some food down my gullet

No.79290

ate too much

No.79291

die gulletnorm

No.79292

sigh whyd you have to tell me to die

No.79293

the hima sex orgy is in 3 days

No.79294

wasnt invited sigh

No.79295

youll have to jo to the recording

No.79296

degenerate self indulgence

No.79297

boku wa lolicon

No.79298

woke up mornin ghoty

No.79299

flip off

No.79300

sorry

No.79301

woke up a while ago havent read yet its starting to get hot as flip in my room

No.79302

glad summers over dont envy you

No.79303

mac n cheese is in the oven didnt have milk so i made the bechamel with heavy cream and water then added cheddar and jarlsberg with some sodium citrate mixed in some seasonings added to 2 oz pasta im trying to NOT make too much mixed with some italian sausage topped with parm and into the oven

No.79304

dont think ive ever had mac n cheese

No.79305

also i lied making it with shells NOT mac

No.79306

nice well adjusted adult not still eating toddler food in his 30s wish i was you

No.79307

ya being me is pretty epic youre missing out

No.79308


No.79309

drank a diet soda feeling bloated even though i havent eaten in days although thats gonno change in about ten minutes

No.79310

>>79302
die bogan

No.79311

if he really did die youd regret your post terribly

No.79312

hooo boy damn good mac would be better with some cayenne

No.79313

if i died you wouldnt even NOTice

No.79314

id sense a great disturbance in the force

No.79315

nah ive tested this

No.79316

i could sense it was a test and so pretended not to notice

No.79317


No.79318

sigh he loved being NOTiced



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