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No. 10790

hello bros

No.10791

You need to go back

No.10796

based flipping pnig

No.72359

in

No.72363

flip it im using this one

No.72364

show some respect and use the poneblog

No.74445

its his turn

No.74454

hello nig

No.74456

we need to go back

No.74457

sigh

No.74458

there is no going back

No.74461

finna sleep

No.74462

i live on peanut butter sandwiches i dont care

No.74463

i live on sperm

No.74464

done gone and cracked the wine again

No.74465

wonder how his birthday was

No.74466

bet he used his overleveled charisma to talk the female guards into letting him look through the contraband locker for an hour or two

No.74467

hello cauc

No.74469

might snooze until 4pm again

No.74470

didnt post for 2 weeks

No.74471


No.74472

sigh ate the last chocochip muffin now theres just gross blueberry ones left

No.74473


No.74474

VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream Anime Debuts in July 2024

No.74475

hope to watch anime again before it dies in a few months

No.74477

wait whats happening to anime

No.74478


No.74479

its dying

No.74480

you said that 15 years ago

No.74481

ya its dying

No.74482

cant find the new blog

No.74483

this is it

No.74484

the blog of dying anime

No.74485

didnt watch a single anime last decade

No.74486


No.74487

you guys actually watch anime? i thought that was just a meme how do you even find the time to watch anime when you have to jo and game

No.74488

shut up

No.74489

woke up mornin ghoty

No.74490

too late for cawfee but im doing it anyway flip it

No.74491

just drank a mug meself

No.74492

mornin feelin kinda weird

No.74493

weird how

No.74494

cant stop crankin my pecker

No.74495

can only jo once every other day or so

No.74496

ive lost my mojo

No.74497

love a good 1 second blackout that ruins my gaming

No.74498

crazy to think we are posting in a thread with a pic of a convicted pedophile

No.74499

how is that different than pre conviction

No.74500

sipped some coke zero

No.74501

how would you explain it to a norm why you are blogging in a thread with a pedophile in the op

No.74502

im ped

No.74503

would you mind telling your name and location fellow himabro

No.74504

were otalads now

No.74505

im flipboy

No.74506


No.74507

>>74501
why would i be talking to a norm

No.74508

did my exercises

No.74509

im a sick flip i like a quick flip

No.74510

havent worked out in few weeks and lost all my muscle sigh working out from my room is hard i never feel motivated to do it cause i have no obligation to do it

No.74511

havent worked out in a few years and by a few i mean like ten

No.74512

stressing your body is bad for you

No.74513

wish i was a brainwashed slave life would be easier

No.74514

same im only halfway there if life truly is cyclical ill be first in line when they start doing lobotomies again

No.74515

ill just get a nice elon brain chip

No.74516

if toys and games and comics were still good and hadnt been destroyed i could have just chugged along because at least working would have a reward

No.74517

uh toys and comics what are you 12

No.74518

no but what else is there in life for unattractive socially anxious men

No.74519

joing and getting drunk alone

No.74520

id give both of those up for them to start making good games again

No.74521

monthly ikki may have gotten canned but theres still some epic as hell manga coming out

No.74522

any recs

No.74523

dont need good games simply fire up lol

No.74524

Why do people get at V-Tubers like myself for being 30+? I never knew there was an age limit for v-tubing. Do younger people forget that they, too, will hit 30? Dissing people for their age is the corniest thing I've seen lately. These type of people think they're Benjamin Button

No.74525

bought a twelver of extra strength blogs thats it this will be the last time i drink next week im gonno sign up for medical marijuana and become a toker instead

No.74526

i dont want to expand my mind i crack to make myself retarded so i cant think anymore

No.74527

if its not 2002 when i wake up tomorrow im gonno scream

No.74528

weird how its been two and a half years since trevor moore died

No.74529

he was one of the lucky ones

No.74530

guess ill snooze wouldnt say no to a nice dream

No.74531

couldnt snooze just tossed and turned grinding my teeth and mindracing think ill chug a ton of coffee and nap when it wears off

No.74532

dreamt about apologizing to my parents for wasting decades of their lives on me

No.74533

they flipped up not you they had 18 years to make you normal and they blew it maybe theres equal blame for the other 10+ years

No.74535

did my annual room cleaning things are spick and span in here now

No.74536

did you delete that because you realized how absurd it was

No.74537

delete what

No.74538

uh haha

No.74539

wasnt me

No.74540

thinking about gaming maybe i can do it if i clear all these tabs that have been open for 3 weeks

No.74541

guess ill bake some beans

No.74542

the beaner

No.74543

got half a cup of soaked great northerns on the counter meself

No.74544

guess ill nap

No.74545

ragequit from iceborne

No.74546

havent cleaned my room in so long that its covered in a thick layer of dust

No.74547

same its been like 18 months

No.74548

sigh i still havent assembled the chair i got 2 weeks ago i dont wanna do it its so many pieces

No.74549

just do it its fun

No.74550

funnorm

No.74551

had a bit of a tardgiggle remembering battlers small bombs theory

No.74552

food in the hima mansion will have small bombs in it

No.74553

what kind of chair is it is it a nice la-z-manboy

No.74554

gotta take a shite

No.74555

interesting approach i usually leave them

No.74556

i did not murdersnap those sexy ladies your honor someone must have fed them food with small bombs in it that exploded in their stomach

No.74557

wish i could explode in a sexy lady

No.74558


No.74559

shondo blacked

No.74560

shondo on black man

No.74561

shondo black cock

No.74562

raining and its loud this would be perfect gaming weather if i could

No.74563

game in hell

No.74564

would if i could even thought about downloading that soytch emulator to see if i could run it but i realized i dont know a single game for it that im interested in

No.74565

i used my autismbux to build a brand new gaming pc and in the 5 years ive had it i dont think i played a single game

No.74566

there are people working and spending their own money to do that

No.74567

sucks for them

No.74568

i agree thats why you doing it with free money wasnt a bad decision

No.74569

tired as hell not sure if i should start a movie dont want to stop it halfway

No.74570

guess ill do it anyway

No.74571


No.74572

gonno have a solo sex sesh

No.74573

how was it

No.74579

he doesnt kiss and tell

No.74580


No.74581

snoozin

No.74582

snooze in hell

No.74583

im already in hell

No.74584

woke up lojod

No.74585


No.74586

you cant just jo to lo first thing in the morning

No.74587

waking up is the 1th

No.74588

kitty is scared of the roomba

No.74589

what a kitty

No.74590

today i saw a scruffy man walking with an empty pram and smiling

No.74591

that was me

No.74592

woke up mom bought wcdonalds

No.74593

think im finally done doing stuff its blank day after blank day

No.74594

i think tonight is one of those blues nights for me

No.74595

>>74593
sigh same

No.74596

for many years now i have done nothing other than sleep and eat and while awake i listen to music until its time to sleep again

No.74597

so why oh why oh why oh why oh
are we so in denial when we know were NOT happy here
yall dont wanna hear me you just wanna blog

No.74598

are you telling me my days will get even emptier than opening 4teen tabs and not reading them and blogging

No.74599

cant blog anymore

No.74600

too busy gaming to blog

No.74601

too busy blogging to game

No.74602

good morning jigoku

No.74603

ghota i dont feel so good

No.74604

cant feel my foot

No.74605

just cut it off

No.74606

mom got mad because didnt answer her calls for a couple weeks and she almost did a police welfare check

No.74607

thats reasonable

No.74608

why would she bother her busy neet son like that

No.74609

sakura banner

No.74610


No.74611


No.74612

feel bad for workers why does anyone subject themselves to that horror its almost like humanity has been operating on fear ever since civilization dawned otherwise we would beat the emperor to death and go back to neeting in caves

No.74613

uli loves working whats your problem

No.74614

he doesnt he just copes with his ocd to make it somewhat enjoyable but when he couldnt work he didnt he instead spent that time on hobbies which he cant do anymore im sure hes miserable

No.74615

sigh toriyama died while ken is in the pen he cant even mourn

No.74616

sigh whats gonna happen to super

No.74617

dont care about nigball only hood monkeys watch that shite white men watch one piece

No.74618

im a trucker no rich parents no assistance no favors no handouts just me the road and my truck

No.74619

im a neet rich parents assistance handouts just me the room and my pc

No.74620

>>74615
holy flip now i cant read or watch a ton of his stuff i never got around to or ill be a bandwagoning norm

No.74621

just started reading super a week ago and then this happens sigh

No.74622

never finished watching db or dbz never watched or read dr slump or sand land sigh guess ill free up some drive space

No.74623

watch these dragon balls

No.74624

should i fap or jo

No.74625

been saying ill stop joing today every day all year

No.74626

stuff like toriyama dying always whiplashes me to the reality that time is passing life is real and i and everything else exist independently from my room and the virtual world

No.74627

sigh hope thats not true

No.74628

guess ill crack and make an omelet hope moms snoozing deeply enough for bacon

No.74629

phew it was 4 eggs with bacon mushroom onion cheddar and hotsauce

No.74630

shouldve used 6 eggs

No.74631

nah i got the filling ratio just right i could have gone to 5 but that would have been the max and it probably would have needed half a piece of extra bacon

No.74632

my formula is 3 eggs milk ham onion chilli peppers cherry tomatoes whatever cheese i have in the fridge

No.74633

just use egg cheese and hot sauce

No.74634

how about a nice spanish omelette

No.74635

i used the big pan 3 would have been a mess 4 was just short of filling it

No.74636

woke up mom left cold wendys in the kitchen

No.74637


No.74638

prepared hamburger mince gonno make hamburgers for dinner

No.74639

why is towa eating flares hand

No.74640

happy foids day ghota

No.74641

watching a nice vn lets play

No.74642

took a post workout shower

No.74643

still never fired up underwater ray romano who knows how long that ones been on the backblog

No.74644

gonno take a pre workout jo

No.74645


No.74646

they made two prequels to that game never even had a chance to start the first

No.74647

utawarerumono is one of my favorite vns you are missing out

No.74648

whats so good about it

No.74649

just has great character dynamics and great buildups
futari no hakuoro is my favorite

No.74650

cracked

No.74651

ate nice big burg from local restaurant

No.74652

wouldnt mind making a burg but the only meat in the house is ground turkey

No.74653

cant stand vns with actual gameplay

No.74654

>>74652
they make burgs with plant protein nowadays so turkey burg wouldnt be too weird

No.74655

>>74653
low iq

No.74656

>>74654
those arent burgs theyre dystopian abominations

No.74657

my life is a dystopian abomination

No.74658

same

No.74659

thankfully the gov gives me free money and free pregabalin so i can just spend my whole life high and addicted to the internet

No.74660

crying why couldnt i have been that lucky

No.74661


No.74662

i love the taxpayers they fund my worthless existence

No.74663

would rather have my taxes go to autismal jp neets than friends on the other side of the planet

No.74664

gonno try making a singular turkey burg to see if it sucks or not

No.74665

the turkburg

No.74666

spent another day high and listening to music wonder how long i can do this for

No.74667

die weedseki

No.74668


No.74669

wish my iq was that high

No.74670

>>74667
no i get high on pregabalin its what the gov gives me its very relaxing and gives euphoric feeling so i can forget about this hellish reality and just zone out and listen to some nice music until my body fails

No.74671

you cant just use substances that make you feel good

No.74672

youre right drugs lower a nations productivity so they need to be outlawed

No.74673


No.74674

it was alright if i got bit by a lone star tick or had a massive stroke and couldnt eat beef anymore it would be good enough but if the only benefit is that turkey is healther and im negating that immediately cooking it in bacon grease and putting cheese on it id rather have the real thing

No.74675

might have a ranni jo

No.74676

would move to new england but too scared of ticks

No.74677

sigh left headphone went out

No.74678

im manbaby i cant move anywhere

No.74679

>>74677
same except my headphones were the lcd-x which cost me 1000 bucks of the taxpayer money and i dont feel like repairing them

No.74680

bought a pair of cheap japanese headphones a couple of years ago not an audionorm cant tell the difference between a good and a bad one

No.74681

if you ever had a good headphone you would know the difference

No.74682

i bought my headphones at the grocery store 11 and a half years ago for $15

No.74683

i almost want to buy you a pair of headphones cause i feel bad for you

No.74684

enjoy my humble ath m50x dont need more than that

No.74685

those are good though maybe not lcd x good but still a good pair

No.74686

for me its the sony mdr v6 with satin cups

No.74687

die sonypony

No.74688

>>74683
they still work and my mobo has the best audio codec 2008 has to offer

No.74689

you get to live every day as if its a friday night in 2008 playing cs with the boys

No.74690

been using a 60 dollar chink dac for years its got toggle switches and a nice big dial usb out for the pc optical out for the bloodborne machine

No.74691

no i dont

No.74692

>>74690
why do you only have a dac do you not have an amp

No.74693

its a dacamp

No.74694

mom sent me to da camp one summer because i was too fat

No.74695


No.74696

never been to a fat camp whats it like

No.74697

damn you to hell oat man

No.74698

>>74681
ill make sure to never test good ones so i can keep being happy with what i have then

No.74699

in my experience 60 dollar headphones sound about the same as 300 dollar headphones but the expensive ones are more comfortable

No.74700

why dont you guys deposit your seminal fluids inside a female

No.74701

ive been here they havent shown up at the door yet

No.74702


No.74703

might power down tonight and see how long i can go after waking without booting back up

No.74704

snoozin

No.74705

spermed now i snooze

No.74706

>>74702
why doesnt he just fire up a nice tulpa instead of going through all that

No.74707

because hes making a joke

No.74708

might try lucid dreaming again never got it to work

No.74709

tip of the day dont touch your meat rod after handling hot peppers

No.74710

owned

No.74711

NOT a spicer so thats never gonno happen

No.74712

im a spice boy meself put jalapenos on everything

No.74713

they made jalapenos less spicy

No.74714

how did they do that

No.74715

sigh 14 chocochip muffins left have to make this last

No.74716


No.74717

i cant look at projareds ugly face without thinking of the dick pic and also how he cucked some guy

No.74718

you saw pnigs dick and youre fine posting in this thread

No.74719

flip whyd you remind me i had it almost erased from memory but as soon as you brought it up it flashed in my mind you sick piece of shit

No.74720

ya but would you suck it yes or no

No.74721

yes

No.74722

wish i could still selfsuck

No.74723

uh still

No.74724

the selfsucker

No.74725

made it about ten minutes after getting out of bed before booting back up i made my instant normffee and realized i had nothing to do while i drink it

No.74726

dont act like you didnt try to slurp your shotapeen

No.74727

i tried and i failed

No.74728

sigh micropenisguy

No.74729

glad i never managed it i may be kv but at least i can say ive never had a dick in my mouth

No.74730

youve had it in your hand

No.74731

youve never been inside a womans vagina but youve had your own dick in your mouth

No.74732

you werent supposed to fall for the virg meme

No.74733

die sexer

No.74734

>>74730
ya so

No.74735

thats pretty epic but imagine if you unironically were a permavirg who isnt even be allowed the luxury of a selfsuck due to you're crippling micropenis thered be NOThin funny about it

No.74736

just realized theres a tongue in my mouth with male dna

No.74737

been thinking about getting an ona for probably ten years now it may be time

No.74738

ripped my last sexy lady ona

No.74739

sigh he loved to rip and tear

No.74740

wonder what happened to his collection after he was imprisoned

No.74741

gonno have a post workout jo

No.74742

im sure throatpuncher volunteered to hold on to them and store them in the proper conditions so as to prevent material degradation

No.74743

moms yelling at customer service pajeets on the phone

No.74744

shouldnt have traded so many games in as a kid i checked the prices on all of them and only 8 are still worth $15 or more

No.74745

sipping some coke zero

No.74746

wish i had a crt

No.74747

simply wasnt wealthy enough to have ever gotten rid of all of them

No.74748

lucky

No.74749

nah had to get rid of the big ones the one i used as a kid and tween is composite only and the one i bought has been sitting unplugged in the basement for 2 years because i dont want mom to hear the bing bing wahoos

No.74750

forgot it was normlight savings tonight groan hate timetraveling

No.74751

doesnt matter when youre neet

No.74752

i live with mom it means shes up an hour earlier

No.74753

its mario day gonno play a mario game NOT sure which one yet

No.74754

did you ever play any of the rpgs i didnt

No.74755

how about superstar saga

No.74756

ya played superstar saga and partners in time when they came out also played through half of paper mario

No.74757

are you man enough to take your own life if necessary

No.74758

no but thats mostly because i dont have a gun or a helium tank there is a ratchet strap in the garage somewhere

No.74759


No.74760

all i want is to be rich with zero effort so i never have to think about leaving the house again is that so much to ask

No.74761

warmed up the lasta put hotsauce on it like a naporitan

No.74762

went to get more beer and mom was up

No.74763

a nice japanese cartoon inhibits my libido great way to nojo

No.74764

you must be watching the wrong ones im still joing to western cartoon characters 20 years later on top of the eastern ones

No.74765

guess ill snooze hope i stroke out in my sleep and get to leave this lament configuration they call the 21st century

No.74767

poof whats up internet

No.74768

blood in my cum again

No.74769

cum in my blood again

No.74770

you should see a doctor

No.74771

time change kicked my flippin ass ive been awake and trying to go back to sleep for 5 hours

No.74772

It's just one hour dawg, whatchu talkin' about cuh?

No.74773

groan mom threw out a container of chicken broth i was defrosting i wanted to make soup

No.74774

moms sitting on her ass watching the normscars so im in charge of the pasta sauce

No.74775

mom shouldnt make her beloved neet son have to work like that shes supposed to do all the work in the house

No.74776

glad shes too poor for cable now or shed be watching that shite too

No.74777

but its on over the air

No.74778

should have been at school age now that students are using ai to make papers and teachers are using the same ai to grade them Please stick it in mee

No.74779

got my weed prescription just call me sourseki jr

No.74780

>>74778
everyone is simply getting ready for the ai takeover of all labor first step is making education redundant next step will be everyone becomes neet

No.74781

>>74777
dont have an antenna

No.74782

cant wait for my always online maid as a service microsoft chobits wife to arrive from amazon

No.74783

theyre gonno fire up the mandatory digital signing verified by factcheckers at the ministry of truth and then kill us all

No.74784

why learn when ai can learn instead you should just stay home and consume media until you die and never reproduce the ai wont need humans in the future just die out

No.74785

way ahead of you

No.74786

wish i was amish theyve got it all figured out

No.74787

in fiction the ai takeover is always violent but in reality it will be peaceful the ai will take care of the last humans and let them live the most comfortable life imaginable right before they all die out

No.74788

ai would either pump out clone babies in the spermchambers or let us die because its superior and wed deserve it

No.74789

nah theyd create genetically modified humanoid clones that are docile and obedient because making cloning biological organisms is easier than cloning robots and theyll simply use those humans for all physical labor while they direct everything that is what the future dystopia will really be like it wont be us making robot clones for labor it will be the ai making us for its labor

No.74790

so its the same as now big deal

No.74791

bots are more efficient than tardmonkey meat puppets

No.74792

weird how the norms are totally fine with killing us off they could have at least been straight up and drafted us to get it over with

No.74793

if we dont get killed off the system will absorb us they just need to make cyborgs capable of feeling constant mindblowing orgasmic pleasure and little to no pain while simultaneously working efficiently at the cost of their freedom individuality and humanity anyone who turns down enhancement will be permabanned to the dying wilderness or disintegrated for resisting arrest

No.74794

our only hope was eugenics and mandatory genetic manipulation and birth control of tards but it makes the blacks feel sad and uncomfortable

No.74795

sign me up for a nice disintegration i easily could go another 30 years if games and movies and books and music and tv were still good like i thought they would be indefinitely but were way past that now

No.74796

world where being pulled over for speeding instead of a ticket you get a bullet

No.74797

thats already what happens i fully expect to die if i ever get pulled over because i sperged out and held the wheel weird

No.74798

made a beaner and cheese burrito think i need another

No.74799

guess ill snooze hope tomorrows better than the last several hundred days

No.74800

lets do our best tomorrow

No.74801

woke up jerked it to a nice momson doujin before it got expunged from ex

No.74802

crying cant believe sui made it to imas

No.74803

hope no one minds if i wear my kigsuit in the mansion

No.74804

hope its a nice cool male kig

No.74805

cool or cool

No.74806

wish i was an ikemen

No.74807


No.74808

dont like the rossers

No.74809

>>74807
pasted

No.74810

gonno save up that ross for the perfect time cant waste it by just watching willy nilly

No.74811

wish i was smrt tired of being tard

No.74812

spent the last hour being sad

No.74813

whats the point of putting effort in life knowing that we are not even less than 1% of the future of consciousness in this universe where the next several billion years will be defined by a non organic consciousness which will colonize the universe and leave not even a speck of dust of humanity behind

No.74814

to eat well and not have to live near black people

No.74815

mom feeds me well and keeps the blacks away from her autistic son

No.74816

if she didnt or couldnt afford to that would be the motivation

No.74817

living on fear is norm mindset i would do what any self respecting neet would do and end life while i still have my dignity left

No.74818

sister sent me a pic of her wearing a swimsuit

No.74819

sis want flip

No.74820

went to the store with mom got a dozen eggs and 18 blogs

No.74821

bought gas station eggs before and the clerk kept telling me he had never seen anyone buy the eggs before

No.74822

woke up mornin ghoty

No.74823

i believe him youre gonno shit your ass buying perishable food at a gas station

No.74824

>>74821
does that mean they keep throwing them out over and over or did they just keep the same eggs for many years

No.74825

mom always buys eggs from kwik star never had a problem

No.74826

the building painting guys are on the balcony

No.74827

never painting the building its just made out of natural limestone so never had to paint it

No.74828

got tired of chugging coffee so i bought caffeine pills

No.74829


No.74830

>>74828
hope youve been grinding your self control level and can handle it

No.74831

crazy how much technological progress white society was forced to lose out on just to accommodate black people but hopefully once AI becomes sentient it will correct all of this

No.74832

cant believe youre still talking about this gay ai crap its just doing the same thing as akinator on a massive scale its a meme

No.74833

ya the elites wont use ai to serve those baboons and make everything even worse for sure

No.74834

maybe ill try to game

No.74835

>>74832
youll say that but dont say i didnt warn you when in 10 years you find out that every single poster here besides you was an ai all along

No.74836

napo napo napo napo

No.74837

>>74835
im looking at the post colors theyre all human

No.74838

wish ai was real

No.74839


No.74840

your honor that sexy little baby was literally begging for it its not my fault

No.74841

sigh if anyone could have sold that defense it would have been him

No.74842

guess ill watch some vids and snooze another day completely wasted

No.74843

life is all about getting wasted and snoozing its what men have done since we discovered that drinking piss water makes you forget about your problems

No.74844

had the same idea meself im waiting for mom to go to bed so i can get started and fire up a movie

No.74845

just toked some reefer in ghotys honor

No.74846

weed is the negros drug

No.74847

he loved pulling the lungbuster out on stream

No.74848

starting me movie ill tell you if it was any good

No.74849

roll the credits

No.74850

im gonno snap that baby and theres nothing the government can do to stop me

No.74851

twas good but im not from yurop so some of it didnt make sense i cant say what or it will spoiler it was called spoorloos

No.74852

thats a good one

No.74853

i still have cuties in my movies folder might want to delete it

No.74854

id watch that if they were all white the urban element was a turn off

No.74855

watched existenz meself damn good movie

No.74856

always meant to watch that its probably been on my inactive imdb watchlist for 20 years

No.74857

i watch a horror movie 24/7 for free

No.74858

the us and chinese governments are recording that movie any time i leave my room

No.74859

was telling mom recently about that denpa shonen where they go from china to london i dont remember if it was when i was drunk on new years or not but im rewatching now

No.74860

talked to mom before work told her i woke up an hour ago and couldnt get back to sleep as i was eating american cheese out of the fridge with the door open hiding a beer in my underwear waistband

No.74861

nobody cares

No.74862

uh i havent been blogging this long because i thought anyone cared

No.74863

and that's how I get rid of any tenant who doesn't want to leave now

No.74864

i thought 420chan was supposed to come back now its going to some hiv support forum

No.74865

if desuchan came back i have hope for anything inside of my rectangle maybe i just need to wait longer

No.74866

what part of it came back exactly

No.74867

what is at this point like 15 years of archived posts

No.74868

smart fella

No.74869

sister wants me to join a support forum for my medical condition

No.74870

looked at one of those forums and it was too depressing

No.74871

i love sodium i love nitrates

No.74872

been doing push ups every day for a week now started off with 20 now im up to 60 reps 10 reps per set

No.74873

didnt know reportoftheweek was still alive

No.74874

cant remember if took my meds last night so took again this morning may have double dosed

No.74875


No.74876

pasted seal

No.74877

>>74869
>>74870
was it called himasugi

No.74878

sigh

No.74879

nothing to do

No.74880


No.74881

woke up to mom blasting iron man

No.74882

the weathers changing too early im not liking this im not ready to have to show off my pasty twiggish arms and gut full of visceral fat

No.74883

same wont be able to wear my beanie much longer gonno have to shave my head

No.74884

woke up and sparked some reefer and gamed

No.74885

ranted to mom like a lunatic should have skipped the cawfee

No.74886

wish there was a drug i could spark up that let me game as a 12 year old again for a few hours

No.74887

there is its called heroin

No.74888

nah i dont think so id describe the few times ive been prescribed some kind of oxycodone as one of the best feelings ive ever had in my life but it wasnt the same feel as gaming circa 2005

No.74889

crying for mikeneko

No.74890

never felt happiness in my life i remember being tired of life and wanting to die even as a small child all i remember is exhaustion thankfully now i have drugs to keep me zoned out

No.74891

same but i still felt happiness there were good moments like reading books alone in my room or watching tv or gaming alone in my room or being in the backyard alone

No.74892

the schizoid

No.74893

not reading the aforementioned posts

No.74894

why not

No.74895

just ate 300 grams of pure chicken meat

No.74896

no idea how much that is or what it looks like

No.74897

kanashi no

No.74898

chickens deserve to be consumed for being so sexy

No.74899

lit up a fat one gonna watch spoorloos

No.74900

think ill watch the inside of my own eyelids for 7 to 12 hours

No.74901

i did that and got a regrettable dream 0 of 10 wouldnt do it again

No.74902

the bad guy reminded me of myself

No.74903


No.74911

ac is blowing smelly air out again think its the mold

No.74912

its fine just wait until you get used to the smell

No.74913

the mold is a part of me

No.74915

the weather is too nice out its making me wish i was dead

No.74916

im indistinguishable from the mold

No.74917

more blood than cum at this point

No.74918

wouldnt mind having the self control required to only sperm once or twice a week always meant to try taking that list of supplements

No.74919


No.74920

>>74915
only feel happy in weather that makes everyone else miserable like heavy rain or grey and cold just cause i know there wont be any norms outside and i feel safe

No.74921

made cawfee

No.74922

>>74920
sigh i was thinking about this the last time i snowed i do the same thing their movements are too unrestricted in the warmer months

No.74923

the last time it snowed i dont snow unless i scratch my head while wearing a black shirt which is basically every day

No.74924

spilled piss on my surge protector hope its okay

No.74925

woke up gonna spark up and game

No.74926

sigh he loved wakin and bakin

No.74927

if you light up your drugs youre a norm only pills and needles are allowed on himasugi

No.74928

put some fries in the toaster oven

No.74929

wish i had some ran out of food earlier today

No.74930

needles are scary

No.74931

what about the dozens of needles full of autism they stuck us with as newborns

No.74932

>>74927
its not a drug its medicine

No.74933

vaccines dont cause autism

No.74934

im autistic ugly and poor god really wanted me to suffer

No.74935

same but love my life couldnt be any happier

No.74936

gods treating me like i treated the sims its only a matter of time before he removes the pool ladder or traps me in a room full of ovens

No.74937

the pool ladder was removed a long time ago

No.74938

never simmed

No.74939

>>74937
maybe i havent noticed yet

No.74940

if norms experienced my reality for 10 minutes they would go insane from the unbearable horror

No.74941

norms owe me sex

No.74942

id happily stay a virg forever if i had to choose between the chance to flip and rewinding society by 15 or 20 years

No.74943

doesnt matter what time period im in theres norms all around me and i cant take it anymore

No.74944

video games movies tv anime and the internet still provided escapism then and the bad of today was way off in the distance that would make all the difference in the world for me now

No.74945

norms were having sex while you were doing all that

No.74946

who cares about sex i can trick my bone into thinking its doing it without even leaving my chair that other stuff is far more critical to your odds of living a content and reasonably long life

No.74947

youre supposed to have sex and reproduce thats why you exist

No.74948

i exist because of evil friendish for profit medicine allowing mom to concieve a dysgenic retard but i certainly wont be doubling down on that mistake and doing either of those things

No.74949

so why choose to consume escapism until you die instead of just ending it now

No.74950

lojod hard phew now i snooze might try reading a book tomorrow

No.74951

>>74949
im pmb

No.74952

cant decide on good sleep hours lately sigh

No.74953


No.74954

ive never downloaded discord i dont have anyone to talk to

No.74955

just join the himafoscord

No.74956

saw a black person again sigh

No.74957

im sorry you had to go through that

No.74958

gonno try to clean up some of the decay in here while moms working late

No.74959

taught mom how to use torrents so she stops bothering me to fix her streams hope she doesnt download a nice .mp4.exe

No.74960

simply show mom how to install linux and mpv

No.74961

tried that once and she hated it she needs a messy wangblows laptop with 50000 desktop icons of which about a quarter are empty folders or shes not happy

No.74962

mom made egg salad sandwich its good

No.74963

>>74959
big mistake unless shes teenmom youre just going to have another thing to help her with on the computer just have her write down a list and get them yourself

No.74964

woke up feeling good today

No.74965

guess ill spark up and game

No.74966

just realized i had my audio set to mono for at least a year

No.74967

dont know what the difference between mono and stereo is

No.74968

same

No.74969

kinda bored

No.74970

>>74967
its when you only plugged the white and yellow cables into the tv not white yellow and red

No.74971

was gonno try not to crack until saturday but i drank too much cawfee im wired

No.74972

might as well make it a movie night its down to 3 think ill clear space for all of them and go with whatever finishes first

No.74973

never mind pc crashed im ragequitting

No.74974

teenshaved

No.74975

this tv dinner isnt as good as it was back a few months ago when i was trying to stop eating and work up the nerve to kill myself and mom was communicating through notes slipped under the door

No.74976

uh haha

No.74977

wonder how many of my wbros ended it by now guess ill be the last one standing

No.74978


No.74979

>>74977
im a pussy nerd through and through ill never have the sack to end it i didnt when i was 25 i didnt at 30 its gonno take a nuclear holocaust for it to happen

No.74980

guess ill watch some fish slicing vids

No.74981


No.74982

gamed hard

No.74983

been feeling oddly good today

No.74984

wonder what thats like

No.74985

was also wondering earlier if fridey nights still have a meaning to norms my age or if i looped back around into not being a loser because they stop going out after their twenties

No.74986

woke up hey ghoty

No.74987

morning

No.74988

gonna game

No.74989

wouldnt mind gaming in fact you could go so far as to say i wish i could game

No.74990


No.74991

got diagnosed with cancer finna smoke a pack to relax

No.74992

sigh really i thought we were all too young for that

No.74993

im not young anymore

No.74994

i got the quicksuicide method prepared in case of terminal illness

No.74995

smoked some medicine and drank a bunch of joe

No.74996

got abdominal pain will just ignore it

No.74997

same something on my right side is sore and i just realized i always thought the liver was on the left underneath the heart

No.74998

you better stop cracking or youll face a horrible end

No.74999

ate za

No.75000

>>74998
if liver enzymes are heritable from second degree blood relatives the odds are in my favor if i slow down before im 35

No.75001

plan on becoming an alcoholic at 35 no point in caring about my health after that point

No.75002

watching wan show and playing balatro

No.75003

never heard of it im too low iq for card games

No.75004

its really easy

No.75005

if it isnt geared towards kids aged 3 to 8 im going to have problems

No.75006

dumb manchild

No.75007

mewed too much now my jaw is slightly wider than my head

No.75008

sparked up gonna watch

No.75009

mewing doesnt do anything

No.75010

that cant be true i didnt look like this 10 years ago

No.75011

puff and pass

No.75012

thought i was an ugly loser 10 years ago hoo boy that norm didnt know what was coming down the pike

No.75013

lied last night i ended up watching the wicker man 2006 rifftrax guess ill watch the real one now

No.75014

watched rosemarys baby

No.75015

saw it for the first time a month or two ago in october or november what did you think

No.75016

damn good movie

No.75017

ya same

No.75018

so was she actually crazy or not

No.75019

dont think so

No.75020

were all a little crazy at the end of the day

No.75021

wouldnt mind setting up the mansion on summersisle

No.75022

call me when were going to the shivering isles

No.75023

you guys are all fertile right what are you doing all cooped up in front of a rectangular lcd screen

No.75024

havent done anything in years now besides refresh pages and daydream i think i lost touch with reality i dont even leave my room anymore

No.75025

>>75023
uh its an oled thank you very much

No.75026


No.75027

why would a neet purchase an oled theyre not meant for 18 hours of static pc ui elements a day

No.75028

all the youtube tech channels told me i needed to buy an oled monitor so i did

No.75029

hope you didnt fall the amd meme

No.75030

bought amd 10 or 11 years ago when they sucked because it was cheap missed the entire am4 socket

No.75031

have never purchased an intel or nvidia product in my entire life

No.75032

sigh he loved amd

No.75033

if he didnt sell his shares theyre gonno be worth over 200 big ones each by the time he gets out

No.75034

making a pizza itll be 33% pepperoni and jalapeno 33% jalapeno and 33% whatever nasty shite mom wants

No.75035


No.75036

hate that dweeb

No.75037

woke up mornin ghoty

No.75038

gonna light up and game

No.75039

in the theater for dune 2 sitting in the very front row

No.75040

die norm

No.75041


No.75042

pizza wasnt that good i took it out too early

No.75043

hate norm normusea

No.75044

whats not to like

No.75045

i hate basically everyone still making normtube videos for money besides ross

No.75046

what about pasted james rolfe

No.75047

what about goatis

No.75048

nah flip him too his vids have been awful for longer than they were ever good

No.75049

guess ill look for something to watch

No.75050

wonder what its like to not be a lazy dead weight retard does it feel good

No.75051

got a lot of yous Please stick it in mee i still got it baby

No.75052

>>75050
i dont know

No.75053

might download a normulator and start my real life in harvest moon back to nature

No.75057

can only play the original the others feel weird and the girls are different

No.75058

ill play that then i dont care whatever will get me out of here

No.75059

play rune factory instead

No.75060

im not interested in runes or factories

No.75061

guess ill snooze i didnt watch just downloaded

No.75062

pasted downloader

No.75063

woke up in a rage

No.75064

woke up

No.75065

woke

No.75067

been in a bad mood all day

No.75068

same wonder why

No.75069

got woken up by the painting guy on my balcony again guess ill blaze it and game

No.75070

jacked my little prick to some sexy ladies

No.75071

i never jack anymore lost the drive

No.75072

same cant jo

No.75073

sounds nice to not have to bother anymore whats it like

No.75074

easy mini crosswords today

No.75075

love joing its one of lifes great pleasures

No.75076

got a big bone that just wont quit

No.75077


No.75078

never gamed that i downloaded it but i dont remember it launching so i gave up

No.75079

give it another try

No.75080

>>75077
was obsessed with this game for like some months even tried speedrunning it but gave up cause i couldnt figure out how to bunnyhop

No.75081

its still on the list if i can ever game again in my life like i used to im looking forward to it

No.75082

bought two headphones im starting to turn into an audionorm

No.75083

its really something else the ambiance the characters the dialogue everything is perfect as it is

No.75084

guess ill chug the last 4 blogs as fast as i can and fry some eggs

No.75085

eggs and blogs thats the life

No.75086

that may be but im ungrateful

No.75087

read some guys post where he refused to help a tard who didnt know how to block ads and told him that watching them contributes to society

No.75088

read some guys post where he refused to help a tard who didnt know how to avoid taxes and told him that paying them contributes to society

No.75089

totaled up some stuff i figured i could sell on egay but i dont want to pay taxes wish i was friendish and was allowed to ignore them

No.75090

were morally obligated to avoid paying taxes and watching ads whenever possible

No.75091

simply set up an offshore company in a tax haven

No.75092

never worked
never paid taxes
never watched ads
i only consume never produce

No.75093

if there were more people brave enough to do what youre doing we wouldnt be in this mess

No.75094

sadly my entire sense of self worth comes from making green economy numbers go up for my friendish masters so i can survive but also feel productive and useful for validation from people that dont care about me and ignoring the fact that they can replace me at any time

No.75095


No.75096

sadly ive been watching ads often because i like to watch youtube on the tv laying on the couch and mom doesnt want to pay for youtube premium she says its a scam

No.75097

just connect a laptop to the tv and browse from your laptop with adblocker

No.75098

still have a raspberry pi sitting in the closet might fire up a nice pi hole

No.75099

>>75094
this is how they keep the norms obedient by giving them highs from telling them theyre good boys for working hard they are just trained dogs

No.75100

im a slave to the f5 key

No.75101

everyone else is a slave except for me i am the man that diogenes was looking for

No.75102

arent we all

No.75103

>>75096
shes right

No.75104


No.75105

fire up the revanced and the webos homebrew

No.75106

gonno have a nice spergout panic attack when moms 12 year old tv breaks but i decided the easiest way is to just get whatevers the cheapest and connect it to the old wifi router so at least it wont have access to the outside and wont try connecting to other networks im sure theyve got aircrack installed

No.75107

simply use the taxpayers money that the government gives you for free to buy yourself a nice new tv that you can relax and watch while the norms work for you

No.75108

i dont want that evil surveillance equipment in my house that i dont pay any bills on and mom pays some guy every month to let us live in

No.75109

moms watching gook dramas

No.75110

tell her to watch some nice j dramas in stead

No.75111

might become a gook

No.75112

guess for how unlucky i am im also lucky so many things in moms life could have gone differently leading to me being kicked out at 18 but just like how i was born despite it being a total mistake im able to neet for now without a hint of ynajing

No.75113

i have banned mom from watching anything produced by non whites

No.75114

another productive day of pressing f5 time to get some rest

No.75115

watched super rookie while sick from school with 4a in 2008 that was a fun kdrama

No.75116

i cant remember anything that happened more than 2 years ago max

No.75117

have trouble remembering what happened last week

No.75118

wish i had that problem even though ive tried to retard myself with normahol i still remember as far back as 95 or 96

No.75119

watched the movie 1408 it was alright at the end the guy started to look like nicholas cage and i was thinking it would have been better if he was in it instead

No.75120

remember watching that but dont remember anything about it

No.75121

that ones a classic i remember it well

No.75122

you didnt forget much

No.75123

guess ill snooze i went two days without cracking last week this week ill do three

No.75124

bored

No.75125

theres technically a new ross why dont you watch that

No.75126

uhhh let me think about it

No.75127

the heckin rossnorm teens

No.75128

listening to some melt banana

No.75129

the noiserocker

No.75130

lividmaxxed because of coworkers

No.75131

dont care norm

No.75132

woke up hiya ghoty

No.75133

Piss off.

No.75134

think its time for a clop

No.75135

until you drop or

No.75136

gonna blaze up and game

No.75137

Why don't you go fuck a stray dog instead?

No.75138

excuse me

No.75139

cant even attempt to game until i close out these tabs theyve been open since january when my last brief hyperfixation was trying to get rich

No.75140

told myself im gonna game and now im 30 and still havent started

No.75141

this time i really will i have to

No.75142

guess ill make more eggs and sigh

No.75143

eggman

No.75144

used too much hotsauce im sweating

No.75145

guess ill make a sandwich and watch some scape vids on youtube

No.75146

excellent choice

No.75147

link those vids as you watch them

No.75148

scape is boring to play let alone watch

No.75149

i could turn off my brain and watch a two hour long ross videochat if i wanted

No.75150


No.75151

spermed hard to a nice nanakusa doujinshi

No.75152

hope it was one with of age characters

No.75153

wonder if i could have saved myself had i been able to stop sperming but then i remember norms dont need to become celibate in order to function so it was probably rigged from the start sigh

No.75154

if i was born 500 years ago i would have died in a pointless war by now instead im wasting all this time joing to kids and waiting to die

No.75155

were in a pointless psychic war

No.75156

my jihad is one of the soul

No.75157

guess ill snooze hope i get to go somewhere good for a bit

No.75158

i hope if trump wins he gives all virgin men free money after all they are his main voter base

No.75159

he needs to give that to bibi so he can carpet bomb more sandbuddy kids and create greater israel

No.75160

bibi should carpetbomb my house instead

No.75177

whys seki simulator the hot new stream game

No.75178

mon bazou

No.75179


No.75180

new settled

No.75181

snoozed for 12 hours dont feel rested

No.75182

havent felt rested since early 2021 or so

No.75183

miss 2020 didnt have to worry about ynajing and got to hide half my face at the store

No.75184

moms going to the store i dont know if i want to go with her seems like a lot of effort if im not getting blogs

No.75185

freaking out

No.75186

i will be too in a bit i shouldnt have gone back for more cawfee

No.75187

would be freaking out too but i daydrank a couple of 8 percent seltzers

No.75188

too poor to daydrank

No.75189

caffeine relaxes and calms me down while alcohol makes me anxious and hyper i dont know why i get the opposite effect from these but its nice cause i can take a single caffeine pill and mellow down i dont need to chug alcohol

No.75190

think that means you have that fake disease they used to diagnose male students with in elementary school because they didnt want to sit still listening to some worthless old bitch squawk for 8 hours a day

No.75191

woke up hey there ghoty

No.75192

got sidetracked clearing those tabs and remembered i was gonno dig out the ereader and jailbreak it two years ago maybe i should do that

No.75193

had some nice frozen ultraprocessed food for dinner which was also my breakfast because i didnt get out of bed until after 4

No.75194

the human brain evolved to solve challenges but what will happen once all challenges have been solved and we have nothing left to do other than sit and eat factory made food until we die

No.75195

im way ahead of the curve on that

No.75196

Please stick it in mee same

No.75197

i dont know if its just kids being kids or if people are that desperate or just stupid but you know these would you click the button kind of games like would you click it if you could fly but you cant eat mayo anymore stuff like that theres some crazy ones like you get a million dollars or three million but you lose your sight or an arm and people are like well its a million bucks brother its 2024 you cant even buy a house with that and forget paying taxes and everything else its really not that much money at all it makes no sense

No.75198

take the demotivational fud back to 4teen where there are norms who will actually fall for it and ruin their lives no one here is stupid enough to believe it

No.75199

would gladly sell my left leg for a mil would invest it then buy a fakeleg and sit on me arse raking in the neetbux until mom dies so i can build the ghota mansion

No.75200

we would call you leg o las Please stick it in mee

No.75201

speaking of get rich quick schemes i read the other day that life insurance pays out for suicide you just have to wait 2 years so theres something to be hopeful for

No.75202

>>75201
that sounds like a free money exploit why arent more people abusing it if you have life insurance and some kids left around you could suicide to get them rich

No.75203

didnt read too much into it yet but it probably is that easy no one does it for the same reason things are bad now the olds sacrificed the future of the youngs instead of the other way around

No.75204

if boomers all committed suicide the world would be fixed

No.75205

what did the boomers ever do to you

No.75206

they created me just to pay their pensions

No.75207

nah the only reason i can neet it up is because what was supposed to happen to me happened to mom first Please stick it in mee if it hadnt im sure i would have been expected to move out at 18 and all that other gay shite

No.75208

thats just like getting run over by a car and saying youre lucky cause you didnt die when if you were really lucky you wouldnt have gotten hit to begin with much like how if i was really lucky i just simply wouldnt have been born but i guess being neet is 2nd best thing

No.75209

true luck is still getting hit but only having superficial injuries and getting a huge settlement because they cant prove the extent of your claimed pain

No.75210

bought an electric kettle last month and i gotta say this is the best purchase ive made in years

No.75211

mom got one last year i use it to make my instant cawfee

No.75212

americans discovering electric kettles like cavemen discovering fire meanwhile its a normal purchase here in gayrope

No.75213

why would you need one if waters boiling its usually for food so you need a pot anyway mom only has one because she drinks tea instead

No.75214

you said it yourself its to make tea or coffee i also use it for instant noodles

No.75215

if i had test to spare id just fill my mug up with hot water from the tap but the pipes are pvc

No.75216

the government owes me sex for making me a testless manbaby with their pipes

No.75217

we need to schedule the japan flip trip stat everyones losing their minds over here

No.75218

>>75216
same but i havent figured out who to invoice for my slurpslave

No.75219

himako was supposed to be the hima mansions slurpslave but shes in jail now

No.75220


No.75221

do NOT go to the jp board

No.75222

why whats there

No.75223

sigh he loved csam

No.75224

he hated it

No.75225

washed my mousepad

No.75226

phew

No.75227

watchin holofes

No.75228

wouldve been a perfect willing slurpslave if i were born female but god had other plans

No.75229

you can still make your dreams come true

No.75230

the body is really starting to reek

No.75231

found a bag of chocolate covered expresso beans in the cabinet im getting high

No.75232

been watching the monster hunter credits for 30 minutes this shite never ends

No.75233

wouldnt mind trying to play monster hunter on ps2 again maybe im finally old enough to not be bored to tears

No.75234

dont bother

No.75235

ok

No.75236

beat unicorn overlord its a 10

No.75237

never heard of it looks good but my iq is too low for tactical rpgs

No.75238

https://files.catbox.moe/wck4fq.jpeg crying for the green one

No.75239

only 35 more tabs to close down from over 300 this two month stunlock ive been stuck in is almost over

No.75240

woke up hey there ghoty

No.75241

got a new pair of cans this time its the grado sr325x

No.75242

making a giant pile of hashbrowns and bacon and eggs hope it distracts me

No.75243

>>75241
they sound good and are great for metal which is what all reviews said but very uncomfortable and my ears are sore

No.75244

spent almost 1k on headphones this month i wonder how the taxpayer feels about this

No.75245

there are entire races in this country that would hardly exist without welfare we can afford to let some nice spergs buy videogames and headphones and imported copies of comic lo

No.75246

i feel fine glad someones making good use of the money

No.75247

sweating hard used too much hotsauce again

No.75248

havent had any nice grains lately

No.75249

think my problem is im overstimulated

No.75250

slept for 16 hours today and feel somewhat rested for the first time in many years dont know how norms can do full day workdays with just 5 hours of sleep when i need to rest for 16 hours after staring at a glowing rectangle

No.75251

no idea i truly hope i wont have to find out

No.75252

feelin somber wish it wasnt this way

No.75253

sigh the caffeine only relaxes me for like 3 hours and if i take any more i start to get the anxiety effects i think i might just tell my psych that i think i have adhd so he can give me a proper stimulant but how do i do it without making it look like i just want to get on ritalin

No.75254

i dont know ive never been to a psychiatrist just say you cant concentrate on anything and caffeine helps hell get the picture

No.75255

remember when tv shows would mock 30+ year old nerds for being losers because they owned comic book stores instead of having real jobs wish we could go back to that

No.75256

forgot about dragons dogma 2 since i never played the first from what i read it may be too hard for neets to run at high settings 1080p

No.75257

was born too late to be able to rent a small space and stock niche nerd stuff and make a living doing just that online shopping killed small business

No.75258

spent 3 hours listening to music on these grado sr325x and some of these tracks its like im listening to them for the first time they are probably the best headphones ive owned for any instrumental heavy music like classical or metal
i also got the dt880 600ohms which are great for general use like movies gaming and youtube videos they are bright and do voice really well i will be using these two headphones from now on

No.75259

nice metalhead

No.75260

its better to not have anything nice that way you never know what youre missing and the norms cant take it away from you

No.75261

>>75260
youre right i almost miss the days before i got on benefits cause i was content in my simple life now i worry what ill do if i cant keep buying expensive stuff i wont be able to cope

No.75262

dont worry ill talk you through it

No.75263

been using dt880s for years but cant sleep with them on looks like jeff is selling a pair of $100 buds for 50 might get those in fact im gonno move my desk to the other side of the room find a cheap 4k rectangle hook it up to my pc and mount it to the ceiling over the bed

No.75264

guess ill snooze ive noticed that after a few days of not cracking if i lay there for just ten or twenty minutes my brain releases chemicals and i get dizzy and fall asleep

No.75265

might sell my broken lcd-x it stopped working on the left side but i think they can be repaired how much should i mark it down like 50% or more?

No.75266

the audiophile

No.75267

its called being autistic

No.75268

wish i was autistic instead of just a lazy retard with the brain of a ten year old

No.75269

havent cracked in weeks

No.75270

woke up heartburn

No.75271

>>75268
i am both

No.75272

fire up brain age

No.75273

i need the special brain age cartridge only for use in homes for the severely retarded the regular rom is too hard

No.75274

im smarty

No.75275

actually thought about buying an r4 clone the other day because the emulation seems like it would blow with one non rotating monitor

No.75276

im unironically probably the smartest man in my country i did better at national math exams than everyone else in the country except 2 people and wanted to keep studying math but decided being neet was a better career path

No.75277

nice maltaguy

No.75278

still need to use me fingeys for multiplication

No.75279

never memorized the multiplication table

No.75280

we dont need it in this line of work

No.75281

math is for gaylords

No.75282

my younger self would call my current self a gaylord and then id strangle him to death

No.75283

shut up gaylord

No.75284

think younger me would just be shocked i didnt rope before 30

No.75285


No.75286

wonder what happened to the guy who marred his loveplus ds

No.75287


No.75288

dont click sv3rige

No.75289

been eating only meat n cheese for two weeks im carnivore now

No.75290

gonno snack on some worms and sungaze

No.75291

was thinking the other day how when i was a kid chickens were always depicted in cartoons and comics as searching for worms to eat and never anything else but now if you ask people what chicken eat theyd probably answer corn or something like that

No.75292

groan mom wants me to go to the store

No.75293

gonno shave me head today

No.75294

>>75284
when i was a teen i thought id be lucky if i made to 20 now i think i would have been lucky if i didnt

No.75295

were all lucky to have you here

No.75296

youre always super special

No.75297

Gaia CEO Steve Huffman defends his $193 million compensation following backlash from unpaid moderators

No.75298

nice jangolins im sure their criticisms and concerns will be duly noted and placed in the circular file

No.75299

Gaia - Conscious Media, Streaming Yoga Videos & More | Gaia

No.75300

my real life will begin in varlamore

No.75301

stream

No.75302

ate some pulled pork

No.75303

that pork lived a whole life just to be pulled apart and eaten by a neet man

No.75304

got some pork you can pull right here

No.75305

glad i didnt fall for the hikkineet meme

No.75306

its the only way to live thats why they make it so hard to maintain long term

No.75307

NOThing is as satisfying as enjoying the fruits of ones own labor

No.75308

cope slave

No.75309

>>75307
i hope to do just that once mom cashes out her 401k and gets a new job and moves somewhere where i can grow chickens and vegetables

No.75310

woke up hi there ghoty hope everyones doing well

No.75311

bleeding bigly got the stain out of me chair but gotta find something else to sit on as the peroxide dries now out of big bandaids

No.75312

the assbleeder

No.75313

NOThin assbleed havent assbled in months

No.75314

could have cleared those tabs today and started my real life gaming again if i had slept more than 2 hours

No.75315

i just simply close all the tabs its that easy

No.75316

cleaned up my tabs recently only have 1593 open now plus 189 in aNOTher window

No.75317

bought a wheel of gouda might crack it open tomorrow

No.75318

crack that gouda

No.75319

shaved my head and showered

No.75320

why shave your head you should grow your hair long like me and be a truhikkineet

No.75321

cut my hair when it gets too hot already get a fever every night

No.75322

because i dont have any hair on the top of my head

No.75323

tired of my thick luscious head of hair that keeps growing back

No.75324

have to wait too long for my hair to dry after taking a shower before putting on me cans when its long

No.75325

wish i was balding it looks funny

No.75326

>>75316
youre a madman no wonder youre stuck in an endless loop of the same day over and over i only had 350 and lost 2 months

No.75327

wish i was attractive and neurotypical

No.75328

its NOT so bad probably 1400 of them are just you know what tabs i cant bring myself to close

No.75329

diagnosis i got as a kid isnt in the dsm anymore im neurotypical now

No.75330

were you diagnosed with mental retardation

No.75331

language

No.75332

too lazy to watch my eps

No.75333

overate NOT feeling so good

No.75334

wonder what it feels like to die

No.75335

doesnt feel like anything you just stop existing

No.75336

you dont know that for sure

No.75337

when i was a kid i was run over by a car and was knocked out id imagine death is like that but never waking up being knocked is nothing like sleep cause theres no memory it was just a void with nothing from slightly before passing out and then waking up i can remember sleep cause of the dreams but there was nothing in the memory folder for when i was knocked out

No.75338

sigh the aliens got him

No.75339

weird smelling urine lately

No.75340

need a cool username

No.75341

>>75340
xXx_D4rkzz420_xXx

No.75342

>>75329
Please stick it in mee nice sperg

No.75343

cummed

No.75344

mom wants me to clean the dishes while shes at work what the flip is her problem does really think her neet son should be doing such uncouth labour

No.75345

shes cruisin for a bruisin with a stunt like that

No.75346

mom wont let me do the dishes

No.75347

thats good

No.75348

woke up gonno spermshower

No.75349

never showered in sperm whats it like

No.75350

usually a very bad idea but im a pro when it comes to regret

No.75351

regrets




ive had a few

No.75352

woke up ankle hurts

No.75353

wish i was sexy

No.75354

im sexiest neet

No.75355

>>75351
was singing that in the shower Please stick it in mee

No.75356

practicing for karaoke night

No.75357

pissed off that i wasted 1k on lcd-x they didnt even last a year and while the sound was high quality is was boring as flip and these 200 eur dt880 unironically sound more fun and 400 eur grados are significantly better for almost all music

No.75358

oh well the taxpayer for all of that anyway

No.75359

crying for dan schneider

No.75360

uh eur

No.75361

euros

No.75362

>>75359
he was a himabro

No.75363

he was a norm

No.75364

i am a norm

No.75365

cat is meowing

No.75366

mewing

No.75367

cant believe israel killed 30000 palestinians thats so messed up

No.75368

ghota stands with israel

No.75369

back in my day if you killed 30000 of anything itd be considered a genocide now its self defence from terrorists

No.75370

killed 30000 noobs

No.75371

im noob

No.75372

ryougi banner

No.75373

think mom went to the store without me i didnt really want to go but i wanted to get some snacks

No.75374

the palesnormians asked for it

No.75375

wish i had taken fatal1tys advice and gotten good at something anything

No.75376

love a good shoah

No.75377

>>75375
i got really good at nothing

No.75378

tried to brake for the stoplight but accidentally hit the volume down button instead of the brake pedal

No.75379

sigh he shouldve joined hamas so he couldve snapped and beheaded israeli sexy ladies

No.75380

groan moms talking to my cousin thats my age on the phone in the other room hope she doesnt mention me

No.75381

phew she said i finished school work online with computers and moved home to help her out nice save

No.75382

i didnt finish school i dont work with computers and i stayed home so she could help me out

No.75383

same but you see how easily you can switch some of those words around and i become normal in someone elses mind Please stick it in mee

No.75384

im worse sometimes i try to become good at something and fail

No.75385

nipah banner

No.75386

woke up and shited

No.75387

balls are aching gonno have to unload the neetload

No.75388

uh are you NOT good at gaming i dont associate with noobs

No.75389

cracked open that gouda its gooda but NOT worth the premium

No.75390

only game when im drunk as hell so i always get owned

No.75391

used to be able to 1cc podd drunk out of me gourd wonder if ive still got it in me

No.75393

overate might eat more

No.75394

watched the nickelodeon ped documentary

No.75395

never been good at gaming im noncompetitive i just want to escape my retarded life

No.75396

schneider won

No.75397

wish i was as pasted as dan the man

No.75398

youre gonno get owned on quake nights at the mansion

No.75399

was always more of an ut kinda guy

No.75400

>>75398
its different if its in rl

No.75401

got the window open to air out the smoke but its too cold

No.75402

smokin that good green medicine

No.75403

just cookin a burger

No.75404

bored gonna dogma

No.75405

the pawns called me an hopeless romantic so i uninstalled

No.75406

im a gentle romantic at heart

No.75407

toss those pawns off a cliff

No.75408

feeling funky

No.75409

hate foids

No.75410

was just watching some videos of naked women getting freaky myself

No.75411

you should go to church instead

No.75412

okay ill just put on my duds and head on down to church at midnight on a friday

No.75413

fine night for a sexy lady nunjo

No.75414

>>75412
used to have to do that lame shite on christmass eve

No.75415

mom used to make me go to church every day i wanted to skip school so i just started going daily and then going back home to play video games in catholic church they do church daily in the morning hours except without mass thats only for sundays

No.75416

mom stopped going when she saw rabbi mizrachis christmas vids

No.75417

not playing dragons blogma 2 since they removed sexy lady pawns

No.75418

sexy little baby

No.75419

might be a movie night might not

No.75420

sex with sexy babies night

No.75421

gooned

No.75422

shalom ghota

No.75423

assalamu alaikum

No.75424

>>75419
what did ye end up watching

No.75425

nothin ive been sitting here cracking

No.75426


No.75427

remembered i downloaded something didnt fire it up because the visual quality is below my level of acceptability but ill fire it up

No.75428

have fun

No.75429

accidentally jod there goes my weekend plans

No.75430

good movie it was called the golden glove reminded me of trees lounge and factotum except with prostitute murder

No.75431

rated 18 thats too mature for me

No.75432

id call it r you only need to be 17 for that

No.75433

got the panty stocking song stuck in my head wonder when the sequels gonno be announced

No.75434

uh

No.75435

what

No.75436

wasnt it announced last year

No.75437

NOT falling for that one again

No.75438

pretty sure it happened its a weird thing for me to remember when i never rewatched or even watched the ova

No.75439

made cold brew drinking with plenty of heavy cream

No.75440

got some heavy cream for you right here

No.75441

thats skim

No.75442

give me a week to let it thicken

No.75443

feel like theres something stuck in my nose

No.75444

is it your finger

No.75445

thought i heard the pitter patter of rain but it was just my hard drives

No.75446

love when a torrent stalls for weeks at 98.3% complete

No.75447

bored guess ill exercise gotta start now if i want to be ready for summer

No.75448

my goal is to lose 30lb

No.75449

electrical taped every light in my router so theres no bleeding when its dark if i close the blinds its like i lost my sight completely

No.75450

made sure to NOT plug in the little lights into my motherboard

No.75451

uh how do you know your pc is on then

No.75452

uh if it wasnt on how could i be posting

No.75453

raining hard

No.75454

theyre talking about you boy but youre still the same

No.75455

belched

No.75456

what if society was inverted and the workers were the upper class while the bosses and CEOs were slaves that were raised by the worker government to take on leadership roles but as unpaid slaves in order to maintain socialism without having to create an authoritarian state with party leaders doing leadership roles and being upper class

No.75457

moms making veal pasta

No.75458

>>75456
and where do you fit in this hierarchy

No.75459

mom made me pasta yesterday it was nice

No.75460

evil grains

No.75461

grains are good for you

No.75462

>>75458
the government is all neets so we get to make all the decisions while mr CEO who is my slave and sends all profit of his company to me gets to manage all the workers who then receive most of the profits from me while i get whatever is left over and get their boss who is my slave to cook dinner for me while i game

No.75463

weird how the quacks say youre supposed to drink a gallon of water a day i feel queasy after drinking a liter over the past 6 hours

No.75464

you MUST drink four gallons of cola-cola® dasani® water or you will die ignore your sense of thirst its irrelevant

No.75465

only drink store brand

No.75466

>>75430
loved that movie it was great

No.75467

>>75463
it depends on how active you are people who work full time jobs have to drink more water than neets

No.75468

i worked out with a dumbbell today

No.75469

mom keeps sending me vids about how tap water is bad while she chugs down microplasticwater like its NOThing

No.75470

youre supposed to be drinking blood and eating raw meat for all your fluids

No.75471

think she thinks they get the water from the purest springs on some uninhabited island when it just comes from the same tap

No.75472

the fluoride

No.75473

love fluoride when its in the tasty toothpaste but NOT when its in the water

No.75474

guess ill get high and game and jo all day again

No.75475

gonno chug some blood and throw some acid on my ex gf

No.75476

>>75470
drinking animal blood is probably the safest way to get water in the modern world

No.75477

got the blood out of my chair but now it looks stained from where it was soaked with water and peroxide

No.75479

knife fell and nicked my little toe hb that couldve been a lot worse

No.75480

lost my fidget spinner been making do with a pen but its NOT the same

No.75481

got something you can sit and spin on right here

No.75482

im already sitting in a chair that spins i need something to fidget with with my hands

No.75483

how about something you can fidget on with your mouth

No.75484

i just ate

No.75485

in the future there will only be microplastics and co2

No.75486

used to support my head on a water bottle with my canines while screenstaring

No.75487

ill support your head with my dick

No.75488

dont be crude

No.75489

gonno eat my meal of bugs and microplastics and finish it off with some nice fluoride water

No.75490

ate some slices of cheese topped with slices of butter

No.75491

why not just inject cholesterol directly into your veins instead

No.75492

whats wrong with cholesterol

No.75493

nothing i love cholesterol and sugar

No.75494

uh sugar

No.75495

got down to like 28 tabs and then ended up with an extra hundred before i noticed sigh im trapped i never should have fallen for the 16gb of ram meme

No.75497

its time to limit yourself to one tab at a time

No.75498

16 isnt nearly enough

No.75499

think as long as they all fit the width of my monitor its fine once i start needing to scroll im flipped

No.75500

uh why arent you using tree tabs

No.75501

not a hacker theres no option for them in normfox

No.75502

uh i just use an addon

No.75503

hope himako comes back from jail soon i miss erping with her

No.75504

uh

No.75505

think ill melt its been a long time

No.75506

miss himakos brown feet

No.75507

miss when my feet were black on the bottom because i only wore shoes or socks every month and a half on average

No.75508

i would suck it

No.75509

guess ill snooze

No.75511

otas right next door cant you just erp with the lads

No.75512

love you guys

No.75513

weird dream last night

No.75514

out of beef guess ill go shopping

No.75515

the beef boy

No.75516

its whats for dinner

No.75517

i only eat food that increases my risk of cancer

No.75518

Please stick it in mee love the meat causes cancer meme

No.75519

For those not in the know, the name may be a little intimidating. But “Liquid Death” is just water in a can.

Now the brand, which has been independently owned and operated since its creation in 2017, has raised a new round of investment that values it at $1.4 billion.

No.75520

saw a guy hop out of a car at mcdonalds in roller blades then skate into the restaurant

No.75521

that was me

No.75522

tired and the coffee isnt helping

No.75523

wonder when mom realized she would never be a grandma

No.75524

what about sis

No.75525

feeling sick NOT sure if it was the undercooked beef or week old pork or something else

No.75526

>>75523
theres still time were still fertile

No.75527

mom said brothers been trying to get his wife pregnant but its NOT working

No.75528

napped had planned on cleaning today but it looks like thats NOT gonno happen

No.75529

>>75527
cant imagine telling mom on the phone ive been getting up in some guts on the regular but have been shooting blanks

No.75530

wonder if im fertile

No.75531

jeff bezos at our age was sitting in a garage staring at a grey crt with a piece of cardboard with amazon handwritten on it

No.75532

ya but i still have my hair

No.75533

what the flip is a hebetot

No.75534

hebe tot youthful toddler

No.75535

feel like my eyesights improving NOT even zooming in on ota anymore

No.75536

went to the store with mom chips were too expensive i got viraled into getting a 2 pound roll of jimmy dean because someone on the 4 was quoting that old call the other day and i couldnt remember where i knew it from

No.75537

snoozed for 12 hours feelin good

No.75538

love buying name brand products because of what people say on the 4

No.75539

managed to do some cleaning

No.75540

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM
wouldnt have gotten it but mom had a coupon

No.75541

pasted

No.75542

love my pork sausage with more corn syrup than salt

No.75543

always keep a roll of tp on my table for blowing my nose

No.75544

guess ill start looking for tonights movie

No.75545

how about some nice anime

No.75546

kabukuwa giragira saikou da ne

No.75548

>>75545
would if i could

No.75549

simply fire it up

No.75550

mostly caught up on my eps next seasons startin soon and its lookin good

No.75551

gazing at the full moon gonno howl

No.75552

if it was that simple id have done it my lifes been sucking the big one far harder than usual since i stopped being able to

No.75553

>>75527
he should ask his fertile neet brother for some help

No.75554

watching lazytown

No.75555

sigh

No.75556


No.75557

we should have sex with eachothers moms

No.75558

im only interested in the teenmom or teenmoms

No.75559

I may be an ugly nigga who in his 23 years of living never had a gf and can’t get one to save his life, but none of that matters as long as I can wake up and see Nenechi’s cute smile! That’s all I need in my life
ねねち大好き!!

No.75560

pasted nigga

No.75561

getting hungry dont want to risk an early morning sighting by mom on a monday or use the microwave

No.75562

in the final days i will kill and eat mom

No.75563

dont do that you flippin freak

No.75564

>>75562
youve been watching too much retarded varg

No.75565

why not
it seems appropriate i think to end and consume your birther before ending yourself to end the cycle

No.75566

hoo boy just remembered theres some cans of mackerel in the back of the cabinet and mom doesnt have to leave for 3 hours bet i can get there and back

No.75567

i did time to feast

No.75568

imagine some aliens catches you and drags you into space and puts you in a can just for some neet to snack on you

No.75569

thats why im not an organ donor

No.75570

imagine a society in which a caste of humans is farmed for food

No.75571


No.75572

>>75568
at least in the end i made that spaceneet happy when he enjoys snacking on me its more purpose than my life has now

No.75573

>>75572
life has no purpose to begin with we are all living inside a vortex which we call spacetime and all of this will one day be flushed into nothingness

No.75574

woke up feeling fat

No.75575

wasnt fat as a kid or teen it happened much later and im not willing to do the things that reverse it

No.75576

earlywoke showered made some coffee had bfast with sis saw her off to prep school now im watching youtube and thinking about life

No.75577

mom basically sentenced me to death and ruin by sending me to a pubelick school

No.75578

wonder how my life would have turned out if i wasnt sent to public school and gotten bullied and forced to drop out and become permaneet virg

No.75579

wouldnt have mattered the norms flipped the whole cuntry up and infantilized society youd have to be a lunatic or retard to succeed in whatever this is

No.75580

the norms owe me sex

No.75581

went to private school my whole life i gotta say it was p nice overall

No.75582

mom may have gotten ripped off if youre here

No.75583

oh flip look at the time im gonno be late for work

No.75584

what a story mark

No.75585

even on ghota there is class division

No.75586

won my civil suit against the foids and they now owe me sex but they couldnt pay right away so we agreed on a structured settlement

No.75587

may have gotten botulism from one of those mackerel cans sigh at least itll be over soon

No.75588

neets are immune to botulism

No.75589

painshits

No.75590

only recently starting to realize that although everyone had their shit that maybe mine really was a lot worse and that big bro was the only real parent i ever had and thats why high school went to such shite for me after he moved out

No.75591

i just need a cute plumber that makes good money likes gaming and wants a stay at home neet manservant is that really so much to ask

No.75592

mom made me do the dishes

No.75593

uoooooo

No.75594

thought i weighed like 170 pounds but it was actually 225 sigh

No.75595

might go out for the second day in a row to get burg supplies and snacks really dont want to but it wont happen otherwise

No.75596

just made it down to 170 myself Please stick it in mee

No.75597

wish cute plumpers got well paying jobs learned when i joined the workforce how important being good looking really is to norms even when its not a about sex

No.75598

got really fat but back down to 230 now and losing 15 pounds a month on a 1000-1500 cal diet and working out
just eat food from the friendgle microkitchens now while doing practice programming projects on the clock for my do nothing 35/hr contractor job
also got a first date with a girl and completely blew it and now stalking some cute weeb flip from twitter or considering messaging a girl from highschool who is probably married or dead

No.75599

i dont need to practice programming ive already read sicp

No.75600

but your resume projects and what about languages that are actually employable

No.75601

my what now

No.75602

remember to do your taxes ghoty

No.75603

made burgs tried wrapping some meat around some cheese but when it was cooked the cheese was gone

No.75604

huge mistake to have gone out it was terrible and i didnt get any snacks just burg buns and cheese

No.75605

are you making grilled cheese

No.75606

woke up mornin ghoty

No.75607


No.75608

walked 2 miles today

No.75609


No.75610

guess ill snooze

No.75611

far too awake to snooze ate about 1.5lb of meat

No.75612

i aint doin my taxes this year

No.75613

helped mom with her taxes today what a coincidence

No.75614

nice meateater

No.75615

>>75605
no i made a burg it was good just over a third of a pound post cooking weight

No.75616

pic

No.75617

didnt take one i can give you a pic of what it looks like after digestion in a few hours

No.75618

just thought you mightve taken a pic during your post cooking weighing and measuring process

No.75619

found my fidget spinner

No.75620

didnt weigh it after cooking i did before and guessed how heavy it was afterwards

No.75621

i dont weight just pinch and squeeze little balls outta the tube

No.75622

>>75609
nice nintendrone

No.75623

skipped that one

No.75624

people in the neighborhood are starting to wonder why the 30 year old son of their neighbor never goes to work

No.75625

i take pride in it when i go into the driveway every few days and pull a fresh 12 pack out of moms passenger seat that she leaves for me ya i dont work so what

No.75626

働かざる者食うべからず

No.75627

society owes me free meals

No.75628

havent cooked steak in years

No.75629

sigh that guy hated steak

No.75630

steak is the most norm food

No.75631

whats the least norm food

No.75632

burgers

No.75633

ate some raw mock tender steak pickled in krautjuice good for the joints

No.75634

was it actually pickled with vinegar or was it lactofermented if its the first one it may have technically been cooked by the acid producing antinootrients

No.75635

gonno lactoferment these nuts

No.75636

actively rejected every opportunity that came my way to turn my life around for the past 15 years and now ive reached a point of no return

No.75637

youll get it tomorrow no big deal

No.75638

raining hard hima they say its gonna rain all week

No.75639

i love rain whenever it rains i grab the umbrella and go to the nearby garden and gaze at the rain pouring down on the ocean the garden is built on a hill overlooking the ocean its beautiful

No.75640

love it too

No.75641

>>75636
sigh same

No.75642

>>75634
its normal salt kraut NOT vinegar

No.75643

been meaning to try making some meself

No.75644

gonno go raid the fridge in case mom wakes up like last night

No.75645

i need a gf thats more mature than me to be my tard wrangler thats the only way im not dying alone

No.75646

why not a sexy birlfriend instead

No.75647

not cool theyre fewer than one in million and an autistic girl is basically male brained anyway so whats the point

No.75648

maybe i just need to put myself out there like ross to get fangirls the problem is im a retarded loser with nothing to say

No.75649


No.75650

>>75648
just say retarded loser stuff theres girls who are into that im sure

No.75651

if that was true girls would have flocked to hima and wed all be homemakers while they work

No.75652

girls love himabros just ask turt

No.75653

i dont ever want to hear that faggots name again

No.75654

need a new username

No.75655

iusedtobeaghost

No.75656

ate a nice big bacon sandwich now its game time

No.75657

hope bacons a health food i ate a pound of it this last week

No.75658

ate 8 pounds last week dont see anything bad about it maybe its a bit high in salt

No.75659

sigh wish i got bux and could eat bacon and buy headphones every day

No.75660

but if the government gave you bux how would they afford ammunition for israel

No.75661

i dont know thats their problem

No.75662

spending a million per dead child is more important than giving you 10k a year

No.75663

apparently work and finance are the highest cause of stress nationwide Please stick it in me that wont be a problem for me

No.75664

Please stick it in mee dumbass norms

No.75679

measured myself two inches shorter than when i measured a few years ago that cant be right

No.75680

you cant escape your manlet fate

No.75681

walked 2 miles carrying 22lb

No.75682

lost six pounds now im at 152

No.75683

lucky

No.75684

drinking decaf

No.75685

>>75663
these are my biggest causes of stress and ive never even had any money or a job

No.75686

told mom to buy decaf once and she laughed at me

No.75687

thats why i havent switched to light blogs even though im getting fatter and fatter

No.75688

love downing a dozen busch light in the evening and waking up feeling fine

No.75689

never wake up feeling fine cracking or otherwise i think its because i didnt drink cawfee until 5 or 6 years ago

No.75690

die doublespace

No.75691

cant buy lard anymore only shortening

No.75692

Please stick it in mee short

No.75693

cant remember if i posted this already or on mindhima but how does ds emulation work if your monitor cant rotate vertically

No.75694

twitter recommended me an utaite who posts 3d selfies and also pngstreams NOT sure how to feel about her because in the tuber context 3d selfies are transgressive but its different in the utaite context

No.75695

>>75693
uh mine can

No.75696

but if it couldnt would you be stuck playing in a window thats what the screenshots suggest

No.75697

but it can

No.75698

Please stick it in mee

No.75699

what do you need an emulator for do you NOT have a flash cart

No.75700

the video store was still open when the ds was relevant so i just rented games and i didnt play handhelds when i had access to a real console or computer which was basically 24/7

No.75701

uh what do you mena was relevant

No.75702

never had a handheld but my neighbor would sometimes lend me his gameboy color with pokemon blue if i bought the batteries

No.75703

some norm stole my ds that was the end of handhelds for me

No.75704

they get tired of stealing your milk money

No.75705

time for a big ol mug of joe

No.75706

you can just drink coffee in the evening

No.75707

i mena cant

No.75708

i can do whatever the hell i want

No.75709

what about your beauty sleep

No.75710

just woke up after sleeping for 11 hours let me have my damn joe

No.75711

gotta get your cuppa in before aNOTher long night at the graveyard

No.75712

could have been a cool graveyard keeper like yorick

No.75713

never lolled

No.75714

working out with a dumbbell

No.75715

i am a dumbbell

No.75716

do you mind if i lift you up and put you back down again

No.75717

dont think you could do it one handed im 210

No.75718

glad i was born with two hands

No.75719

using two hands for one dumbbell is cheating

No.75720

depends on the movement the neetpress takes two hands

No.75721

press me into something the thickness of fruit by the foot with that giant trash compactor in the death star

No.75722


No.75723

wearing one of those forehead cooling patches

No.75724

did you apply directly to the forehead

No.75725

ya

No.75726

just call me kaichou

No.75727

missed momos birthday yesterday

No.75728

downloaded a normulator it puts the top and bottom screens side by side and runs well but the input lag is horrific

No.75729

whats on the menu

No.75730

NOThin at least until i find out how to get it as low latency as possible

No.75731

you need more ram

No.75732

dont think its that or my eleven year old budget processor theyre both nowhere near maxed out i know the controller has like 3/4ths of a frame of latency but thats 0.01 of a second

No.75733

went to the store got pasta supplies

No.75734

guess ill borrow moms ithing tomorrow and use the hispeed camera to see how bad it actually is

No.75735

played a video game for the first time in 2 years and my pc starting putting out smoke from the burning dust

No.75736

sounds badass

No.75737

cracked ive been doing it around this time lately to have two or three less

No.75738

its 8am here what time is it there

No.75739

its now

No.75740

>>75738
gth maltanorm

No.75741

were in now now

No.75742

i gotta piss brb

No.75743

k im back

No.75744

cracked and smoked guess ill game

No.75745

wish i was cracked

No.75746

think mom was on the couch didnt want to cause a scene turning the cancerwave on so im eating cold leftovers

No.75747

really wanna game but cant handle the smell of burning dust gonno have to clean the pc somehow

No.75748

girls love it when you roll coal i dont know if its the same with a pc and i never had a drivers license in high school but i can assume its the same

No.75749

rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling

No.75750

sigh he loved people getting retarded

No.75751

i got retarded in here but no one said when to stop

No.75752

love being resmartyed

No.75753

wish i was retarded

No.75754


No.75755

>>75753
its not great

No.75756

>>75755
its much worse being smarty always thinking too much and having to deal with knowing how much potential i have yet i waste it all refreshing 12 hours a day

No.75757

i thought thats the kind of reflappered you meant

No.75758

cruisin for a snoozin set my alarm for about half an hour before mom gets home from work

No.75759

spent almost a decade trying to find flac versions of a obscure spanish metal band album and couldnt but decided to google it today and they made 500 copies of the album on 1st march i got really lucky

No.75760

one of my jirai kei girls tweeted about how at work they made her stand in line to buy kebabs for everyone and she just wanted to run off with the money

No.75761

love a nice döner kebab

No.75762

nice audiophile

No.75763

need to die

No.75764

need sex

No.75765

need a nice meal thankfully moms cooking me lunch

No.75766

its almost 5pm its too late for lunch

No.75767


No.75768

someone tell flare to stop using focus camera

No.75769

>>75759
whats it called

No.75770


No.75771

havent been able to join a new tracker since what shut down

No.75772

what shut down

No.75773

yes

No.75774

going to the grocery store with mom to get fried chicken anyone need anything

No.75775

ya can you get me some bubblewater and smoked gouda the good kind NOT presliced

No.75776

considering NOT eating today

No.75777

drinking bubblewater with extra flavoring

No.75778

regretting it

No.75779

groan drank too much too fast now im gonno spend the evening bloated and pissing

No.75780

woke up mornin everypony

No.75781

talked mom into shelling out for a wedge of smoked gouda on the condition i save it for easter good suggestion

No.75782

threw some fries in the air fryer gonno snack on em with some mayo

No.75783

hope its some nice kewpie

No.75784

never had kewpie whats it like

No.75785

simply head down to the asian store and get some

No.75786

is that simple

No.75787

its that simple

No.75788

just pick some up at walmart or the grocery store

No.75789

im simple

No.75790

considering NOT NOT eating but know ill regret eating this late

No.75791


No.75792

got owned hard by raging brachydios sigh

No.75793

dosukoi

No.75794

never hunted monsters

No.75795

>>75791
was just listening to this the other day

No.75796

Please stick it in mee great manbabes think alike

No.75797

norm al

No.75798

>>75794
its one of those where the music and artstyle are sick and you think itll be epic but the actual game sucks at least it was on the ps2

No.75799

eating just started but already regret it

No.75800

mozz was moldy ate it anyway

No.75801

wouldnt mind a new mold dungeon ive got chips and a 40 ouncer maybe ill rewatch one

No.75802

40 oz of dr pepper

No.75803

im talkin mountain dews baby

No.75804

slowly increasing the number of leg raise pushup and lifting reps not sure what exercise to add next

No.75805

did a pushup the other day meself

No.75806

everyones getting jacked but me sigh just send some of your practice gfs my way when youre done with them

No.75807

not me they call me mr sedentary

No.75808

im vol

No.75809

dont know if im vol or not since ive never tried

No.75810

got the store brand doritos because ive been priced out of the real ones its the same thing for 3 big ones less theyre just crunchier

No.75811


No.75812

>>75810
the crunch is from bugs

No.75813

any grain thats harvested and ground into a powder is going to be full of dead bugs and animals thats a given

No.75814

uh vol

No.75815

its a schrodingers kitty scenario im both voluntarily and involuntarily kv because ive never pursued the steps required to enter them guts

No.75816

i know im inv because i look like a monster i dont go outside because im so ugly

No.75817

>>75813
they purposefully add bugs in cheap ones to save money

No.75818

they save money by vaguely ripping off the look of a bag of doritos and paying fritolay to put their proprietary cancerdust onto grade c chips that dont make their cut

No.75819

finally tried but didnt get past the 2nd date now a certified inkwell

No.75820

not sure if im gonno watch a movie ive been meaning to watch since i was teenneet or keep looking for something else

No.75821

never watched

No.75822

makin the pasta

No.75823

are you doing anything wild like putting sausage or mozzeralla in it

No.75824

im cumming in it

No.75825

just the classic anchovies olives and capers

No.75826

never thought to put chovies in it hell ya sounds excellent

No.75827

nothing else downloaded in time so i guess ill go suck off a few more cold ones and fire up pontypool

No.75828

wait until pnig gets out and finds out toriyama died lol

No.75829

hes in arizona all the spics hes living with already know

No.75830

was having an epic dream but woke up before the best parts

No.75831

phew that was a good one ive been on a roll i cant remember the last time i picked a bad movie although i misremembered the description i thought it was something completely different back then

No.75832

fuck

No.75833

i dont know if that was one of the words but now i know where the plot of metal gear solid v was ripped off from

No.75834

was it barbie

No.75835

woke up sipping my coffee

No.75836

kojima owes me sex

No.75837

a girl talked to me unprompted without any of her friends looking a year or so before this movie came out but i was too tard to understand there was a high probability she may have liked me its possible to go back in time and mentor your younger self like the ghosts at the end of return of the jedi right

No.75838

thank kamisama life is like a tactical rpg and you can stay paused for infinity while you figure things out otherwise id be screwed bigtime

No.75839

love impromptu sex

No.75840

>>75838
i flipped every QTE in my life

No.75841

hate when i see some teengirl laughing at what a teenboy said in public and making skin contact with him disgusting how much she wants to mate

No.75842

flipped or flipped up

No.75843


No.75844

love a nice relife where you take over for the fact that your parents were wildly incompetent or just disregarded your existence entirely

No.75845

get that shite out of my face you worthless insect

No.75846

guess mom was incompetent but that wasnt it if i hadnt been born weird id just be some normal blue collar slave with 4 kids

No.75847


No.75848

thank god i flipped my life up so i can be a comfy neet

No.75849

entered into the neet blood oath under false pretenses i was too tistic to understand mom was poor

No.75850

dont care if mom is poor she owes me for bringing me here

No.75851

if we downsize anymore were gonno be sharing a bed again and i havent done that since i was 14

No.75852

sleeping with mom

No.75853

not in a weird way just in a too scared to be in my own room with the door closed way

No.75854

lately ive been thinking that i did have something wrong with me this whole time

No.75855

its not me thats wrong its the whole world that is wrong i wasnt meant to live in this hell full of npc animals as the only sentient being with empathy

No.75856

same

No.75857

goin to the the escape room and dinner with big bros friends tonight

No.75858

might buy a nice scorpion jacket

No.75859

bau bau

No.75860

bau bau

No.75861


No.75862

set the heating to 23c Please stick it in mee

No.75863

pinay egirl i keep talking to was whining about it being 46 c

No.75864

chadban

No.75865

crying for sbf

No.75866


No.75867

nice random turt appearance in the second screenshot
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/264697410/

No.75868


No.75869


No.75870

paste pajeet

No.75871

Please stick it in mee kitty hates when i leave she goes crazy

No.75872

die aro

No.75873


No.75874

new settled

No.75875

bought some steaks they were on clearance theyre pretty thin

No.75876

love a nice $2 steak

No.75877

bought some toilet paper this time going to use squares more carefully hoping it will last at least two months so expect an update then

No.75878

wish they were 2 dollars also got excited when i saw the clearance sticker on some shaved beef but it was mislabeled and i couldnt work up the courage to ask a worker about them

No.75879

spose ill jerk it

No.75880

wish i could make music and get in a viptronic album

No.75881

made some music 11 years ago never showed it to anyone never will but still listen to it now and then

No.75882

got whacked out on instant cawfee and retold mom the plot of the movie from last night

No.75883

love sperging out to mom dont think she listens more than ten percent of my yapping

No.75884

thats what your ghostbros are for

No.75885

heartburn

No.75886

havent had any normahol in like a month

No.75887

what are the results of your experiment

No.75888

already got a gf and a job making six figures

No.75889

the smell in the bathroom is so bad it makes me cough

No.75890

love tarding out and making up for decades of procrastination in a few weeks

No.75891

urines been smellin something fierce lately

No.75892

speaking of urine if its still raining in a few hours im just gonno dump all the pbs out of the window instead of walking them all to the toilet

No.75893

spermed bigly feelin weird

No.75894

continue to seek higher pleasures

No.75895

made a gallon o soup

No.75896

hope its some nice barley soup

No.75897

never watched titanic

No.75898

>>75896
ya it is

No.75899

hell ya

No.75900

>>75897
neither

No.75901

>>74865
its dead jim

No.75902

groan

No.75903

story of my flippin life i get second chances and then have zero sense of urgency until things go wrong again

No.75904

neetcutted

No.75905

hate urgency wish i didnt need to p or p* at all

No.75906

owned

No.75907

maybe ill tweenshave theres a hair curling into my mouth

No.75908

i did

No.75909

dont even know what my life is anymore i live like a caveman sleeping on the floor and survive on cheap clearance canned food and spend all day refreshing a laptop

No.75910

what else is there to do

No.75911

>>75910
hoarding resources and having sex with women like normal men

No.75912

touch female rape female eat female

No.75913

dont think i can be considered a man

No.75914

ill make a man out of you

No.75915

touch female rape female bite female eat female

No.75916

>>75913
im a babyman

No.75917

same

No.75918

guess ill snooze maybe tomorrow ill get anything done

No.75919

why do things when you can do nothing

No.75920

pasted harada wearing wosemi shirt

No.75921

you know business is business and you have to pay money

No.75922

cat threw up on my bed

No.75923

throw up on his bed in revenge

No.75924

you guys owe me sex

No.75925

women owe me sex so you can collect on my debt to you from them

No.75926

im not allowed to touch women

No.75927

i flip women

No.75928

are you henri

No.75929

who the flip is henri

No.75930

turts bff

No.75931

might cave in and flip a sex worker one of these days

No.75932


No.75933

really no reason for me not to either just seems like a lot of work to arrange it

No.75934


No.75935

NOT interested in simply flipping i want true love

No.75936

doesnt exist anymore give up on that one flipping is at least obtainable

No.75937


No.75938

woke up gonna game some poe

No.75939

cool keep me updated i love poe lets gooo

No.75940

never played poe and they keep changing it so i cant ever

No.75941

same doc said im not comfortable with change and need routine because of the autism

No.75942

been reading the spice and wolf lns

No.75943

i dont have autism i just exhibit a large amount of the typical symptoms

No.75944

same doc is a liar and just wants money

No.75945

havent read a ln in a coons age same for vns i just watch youtube and rot

No.75946

love latenorms who decided the zoomer remake coming out means they should read the lns when it never crossed their mind for the original korbo

No.75947

>>75944
never went to a doc theyre all scammers mom had multiple friends that were child psychologists and tard wranglers they said im fine

No.75948

started reading them 2 years ago

No.75949

wish i could read

No.75950

had a bit of cheese wednesday didnt eat yesterday havent eaten today and NOT hungry groan guess its time for my ed arc gonno force myself to eat this food before it goes bad

No.75951

Please stick it in mee played chess against a guy with a suwako avatar

No.75952

normako

No.75953

think its gonno be normaroni and cheese with a can of tuna dumped in for tonights dinner

No.75954

fried up a nice well done steak

No.75955

nice mentally eel slave cooking his food

No.75956

as for me im making pizza

No.75957

hope its a nice white sauce pizza with jalapeno and bacon

No.75958

got some white sauce for you right here

No.75959

its clear

No.75960

uh

No.75961

im tired of this life bros i dont know how much longer i can go on for i was just standing outside hearing the birds chirping and i felt so peace that i wanted to end it right then and there and i think one of these days i might just go lie down in nature and swallow some pills and pass away peacefully

No.75962

uh pills

No.75963

i hate canadia but the yukon seems like a nice place to do that there are plenty of woods around here but i dont want beaner teens taking selfies with my corpse

No.75964

why NOT simply head to alaska

No.75965

that would probably be easier i dont have a passport or a drivers license so i wouldnt be able to get to or cross the border

No.75966

broke my fast with a nice binge NOT feeling so good

No.75967

need a new game to game thinking i might try cruelty squad

No.75968

wouldnt mind gaming a game

No.75969

how about streaming a gaming a game

No.75970


No.75971

>>75969
i would if i could

No.75972

considered streaming but NOT sure if anyone would want to watch me game poorly in 5 minute bursts before alt tabbing to browse before going back for aNOTher 5 minutes until i die then ragequit

No.75973

not like i have anything better to do

No.75974

uh yeah you do

No.75975

im not going to do any of that though

No.75976

ya just like you wouldnt watch NOT that i blame you i wouldnt either

No.75977

nah i would there hasnt been a scream in a while

No.75978

had some nice screamers but didnt post them

No.75979

shared some blogs with unc

No.75980

entering the blogosphere

No.75981

gamed for almost 20 minutes then ragequit

No.75982

game some nice holox break

No.75983

cant believe theyre still exploiting the holohax

No.75984

im still butthurt about things that happened 20 years ago that only i remember so its understandable

No.75985

get over it nerd

No.75986

nah

No.75987

might fire up bloons and place some monkeys Please stick it in mee

No.75988

love and peace

No.75989

finna watch some anime and not pause 5 minutes in to check tabs just wathc me

No.75990

fired up that tuna mac but it got cold while i was looking for something to watch sigh

No.75991

simply fire up hbos house of the dragon based on the first volume of the best selling fictional history fire and blood by celebrated epic fantasy author george robert rivers martin

No.75992

i lasted 6 minutes hell ya going for a cool 9 tomorrow

No.75993

bought the first book when the show was being hyped up got bored real fast

No.75994

which fire and blood or asoiaf

No.75995

love reading 20 chapters of brienne looking for some dumb wolf bitch when you already know from the start shes searching about 5000 miles in the wrong direction

No.75996

game of normes depending on what chapter its in i may not even have kept interest until the twist where dumbledore dies

No.75997

weird since the first book is the one where all the stuff happens maybe not as much as the 3rd but the 4th and 5th are snoozefests by comparison

No.75998

finna read dune before watching the adaption

No.75999

didnt know that at the time glad i didnt get invested knowing now that the norms would go nuts for it and that fat flip will die before its finished

No.76000

the real norms only watch the show theyre already over it

No.76001

glad i dont read

No.76002

die skipper

No.76003

i meant books

No.76004

used to do nothing but read books and comic strip compilations

No.76005

same then mom bought the snes

No.76006

mom barely let me game until i got old enough that she couldnt argue with me anymore and just left me to my own devices

No.76007

pissed hard out me arse

No.76012

ate a 10 oz bag of frozen broccoli in teriyaki sauce might fire up a second

No.76013


No.76014

could go for being sliced and diced

No.76015


No.76016

love the one where he carves up a gator

No.76017

guess ill snooze

No.76018

havent done anything in a decade ive completely lost touch with the external world i dont even know anything about computers anymore like i used to i dont know what the latest tech is

No.76019

simply watch linus and steve theyll get you up to speed

No.76020

done gamed 14 hours straight now im getting twisted

No.76021

black hole sun
wont you come
wash away the rain

No.76022

the singer

No.76023


No.76024

just be pnig

No.76025

refreshed youtube refreshed ota refreshed steam front page and now i have nothing left to do for the rest of the day

No.76026

hate when i mash that f5 button and theres NOThing new

No.76027

woke up heartburn todays NOT looking up

No.76028

im expired meat

No.76029

nice high meat

No.76030

wasted 20 years of my life procrastinating really think i should finish middle school now

No.76031

same

No.76032

youre NOT living your life correctly

No.76033

set up a media server for mom then convinced her to upgrade the net now i can load otapics in 2 minutes instead of 10

No.76034

>>76033
never been to ota whats it like

No.76035


No.76036

die speedbrag

No.76037

im slow

No.76038


No.76039


No.76040


fuck black people

No.76041

pasted

No.76042

he loved being 2% black

No.76043

ate a plate of dumplings with chopsticks while driving and didnt spill any of them

No.76044

>>76043
pasted ken-sama

No.76045

die reckless driver

No.76046

grocery store selling squids for pretty cheap might try some

No.76047

you should catch your own squids simply get a harpoon gun and go for a dive

No.76048

dont live near the ocean de geso

No.76049

sigh he loved ika musume

No.76050

should watch it one of these days

No.76051

what the flip

No.76052

>>76048
good thing i live on an island

No.76053

arrogant maltanorm

No.76054

so do i it just happens to be like 3000 miles wide

No.76055

dont know what miles are is 3000 a lot

No.76056

>>76033
wanted to do that these last few years but i dont have a spare pc the one i gamed on has in the living room for 6 months for watching movies but i havent used it

No.76057

decided to put a pinch of instant coffee up against my gums after a conversation with mom last night i think it worked

No.76058

had a nice cry forgot how good it felt i feel like i was reborn this is something i need to do more often

No.76059

>>76057
you know what i never really thought about that

No.76060

uh

No.76061

>>76056
simply plug a big drive into a sexy little sbc

No.76062

they started price fixing the raspberry pi so i never bought one

No.76063

raspberry pi is so snappable and cute

No.76065

what else is there to do in life besides watch game and listen until you die

No.76066

read

No.76067

>>76066
flip off nerd

No.76068

what the flip

No.76069

craving sugar

No.76070

craving the gentle slurp of a slave

No.76071

sigh loonix got pwned guess im not switching when i buy an ssd

No.76072

need to watch recca no honoo one of these days

No.76073

need to replay recettear someday

No.76074

woke up gonna game again all day

No.76075

why do computers have to be so gay

No.76076

been doin a wee bit of gaming meself

No.76077

stream

No.76078

mom said there was a nonbinary teen girl at the hospital with a chihuahua in their room and she asked them who was taking the dog out and they said nobody theyre just letting it poop on pads on the floor and she freaked out

No.76079

weve been over this you wouldnt want to watch me stream NOT that i know how anyway

No.76080

would stream but cant run the game and the stream at the same time

No.76081

fire up a nice just chatting stream

No.76082

remember when homuha used to stream

No.76083

homoha

No.76084

you cant call people homos just like that

No.76085

yet another aprils first coming always have to go offline and game until its over cant stand the dumb norms being unfunny

No.76086

dont be so down its almost easter

No.76087

watched a japanese movie with mom

No.76088

she was probably thinking you were only watching it because you like those japanese cartoons can never talk about or do anything japan related with mom because of it

No.76089

hentai with mom

No.76090

halfway through she said she cant do this anymore and went to bed

No.76091

gamed more than usual today

No.76092

wish i had some cool drugs

No.76093

planned on gaming but ended up watching vids for 16 hours

No.76094

major gust of wind blew through power went out for a second

No.76095

ranted hard to mom about computers then made fried jalapenos got wasted and watched weekend at bernies with her didnt like the plotline about the guy being a loser for living with his parents

No.76096

dont think ive ever seen fried jalapenos unless you mean poppers

No.76097

made those once or twice it was too much work they were just floured and battered slices

No.76098

were they good

No.76099

one was mild and the other was hot but ya

No.76100

guess ill watch another movie ive been meaning to watch for 15 years its basically weekend at bernies 3

No.76101

cant remember anything ive ever watched in my life dont see what the point of watching is since i always forget anyway

No.76102

i drink so i can be like you i remember probably 70 percent of my gay life still

No.76103

ran out of blogs firing up deadgirl

No.76110

how was everyones q1 2024

No.76111

i jerked off 10% more than last year

No.76112

NOT very good last year was much better

No.76113

watching holofes and skipping all the indog performances

No.76114

>>76110
i drank a lot of beer and sat on my ass being retarded

No.76115

good movie with a happy ending bros before hos thats what i always say

No.76116

hopefully in the hima mansion we will have a nice big couch and we could all watch movies together

No.76117

maybe we could all have couches in our own rooms and talk on teamspeak for a decade or two before progressing to that

No.76118

thats not a knock against my bros i love you all im just a flippin pussy thats only comfortable talking in front of my mom because i am a retard

No.76119

weathers getting warmer the local girlies are starting to wear short skirts and short shorts and sleeveless shirts again

No.76120

not interested in those harlots taunting me im staying inside staring at my rectangle until the winter

No.76121

love staring at young girls

No.76122

theres one on my street but sadly im not ped my only interest in her is closing the blinds so her norm parents cant see in

No.76123

its easter

No.76124

who cares i dont celebrate anything not even my own birthday

No.76125


No.76126

>>76124
there wont be any eggs left for you with that attitude

No.76127


No.76128

ive always been bad at games despite doing nothing for thirty years besides gaming to pass the time but although i always knew its only fully dawning on me now

No.76129

one of my net idols got hospitalized against her will and they wont let her leave until she doubles her weight

No.76130

went shopping was worried it would be crowded today because its easter but it was the opposite picked up some discount pork belly and cheese

No.76131

>>76127
it makes me sad that they shot him he was a good samurai i hope hes not dead

No.76132

made burgs undercooked them so theyre a little slimy in the middle but NOT gonno put em back on

No.76133

slimy burg

No.76134

more accurate to say i made em too thick theyre overcooked on the outside undercooked on the inside

No.76135

big wasp or if im lucky just a scary looking bee made it inside

No.76136

dont eat raw meat

No.76137

what about sushi

No.76138

havent had sushi in a year or two

No.76139

the kids were limited to 15 eggs at the easter egg hunt but this one girl grabbed 30 and cousin had to correct her

No.76140

uh correct

No.76141

snap that little baby

No.76142

sigh he loved correcting young girls

No.76143

hooked up my air conditioner now im bored might dig out the stinkpad and install gentoo

No.76144

only use ubuntu lts

No.76145

shouldnt have cracked last night feel like ive been embalmed and now moms trying to shove all kinds of candy and food down me gullet

No.76146

im incapable of installing anything i am a manbaby

No.76147

cousin hired this 80 year old neighborhood man to do her lawncare for 10 dollars a day but then he started telling the renovation contractors he was her dad and he actually owned the place so she came home one day to find the yard all torn up

No.76148

nice tardcuz

No.76149


No.76150

my body is dying

No.76151

a white man uses an iso file

No.76152

whos cracking tonight

No.76153

cant the boss will be pissed

No.76154

the boss or The Boss

No.76155

missed the pastor anderson stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5MgX-O67ek

No.76156

the boss

No.76157

pastor normson

No.76158

might get a job im too bored every day

No.76159

simply become a streamer

No.76160

try gaming

No.76161

better yet you could stream yourself gaming things i want to play and itll motivate me to play them myself if theyre good

No.76162

the coons a few streets over are eeking and ooking playing loud music with their car stereos

No.76163

would anyone watch a fat 30 year old man play video games while drinking himself to death

No.76164

i cant game

No.76165

are there chug vids interspersed with the gaming vids

No.76166

>>76162
call the cops on them

No.76167

brother said hes been smelling some pretty ripe roadkill on his morning runs for the past month then this week the farmer found it was a 42 year old local man in a ditch nobody had reported him missing

No.76168

wheres the stream

No.76169

got a stream of pissssssssss for you right here

No.76170

fried up some pork belly in lard topped with salt hb this is some good eatin

No.76171

pic

No.76172

>>76167
thats gonna be me one day

No.76173

>>76171
you were about 15 minutes late

No.76174

downloading some pornography from the land of the rising sun

No.76175

did anyone nojo for lent

No.76176

jerked it too hard on thursday im in the cooling off period now

No.76177

i nojod from birth to about age ten thats the best i can do

No.76178

like how hard its been 3 days

No.76179

im NOT comfortable talking about it

No.76180

havent had any blood for like a week

No.76181

felt like joing today but didnt and been grumpy all day

No.76182

gonno kill myself after i eat this burg

No.76183

love NOT joing for a few days then edging for a few days

No.76184

can you hold off for an extra 15 or 20 years and keep posting with me

No.76185

starting to suspect retention doesnt actually have any benefits

No.76186

feels good man

No.76187

wait is that the same undercooked burg from earlier

No.76188

no that was me

No.76189

i also made more burgers that were undercooked in the middle again wasnt having this problem last week

No.76190

the undercooked burg curse

No.76191

the mansion wont have a stove we will all eat raw meat which is our natural diet

No.76192

uh then how will i make pancakes

No.76193

raw blood smeared all over the mansions walls with animal corpses strewn all over
when it is time for dinner the bells will ring and we will get on all fours and devour the flesh of the dead animals and drink their blood

No.76194

will there be any chicks

No.76195

if anyone has a sis we have to let her stay for a while shell attract other mates for us

No.76196

rapesis

No.76197

hands off

No.76198

feeling sick

No.76199

sick of a lot of things

No.76200

no i just mean nauseated think i ate too much today

No.76201

what did you have

No.76202

already blogged about it all that plus quite a large quantity of cheese

No.76203

same had a bunch of that smoked gouda it was good as hell

No.76204

already at the last boss

No.76205

beat the game also just lost the game

No.76206

sigh bastard

No.76207

forgot tonight was the last day of the month no matter how much time ive wasted im still shocked when a third of the year goes by in an instant

No.76208

glad im NOT a loser

No.76209

jod too hard i have to walk funny to avoid dragging the tip against me undies because im 4skinless

No.76210

changed my bedsheet now im eating soup

No.76211

tardlaughing at the vndb april fools

No.76212

every day of my life is a fools day

No.76213

born to clown

No.76214

mothers love is all i know

No.76215

aNOTher melancholy monday has arrived

No.76216

the biggest april fools is my life

No.76217

phew pekomom

No.76218

i miss hima

No.76219

die seki

No.76220


No.76221

translate it ankidrones

No.76222

had a nice jerk off sesh what have you guys been up to

No.76223

learning postgres instead of being a sqlite freak and apartment shopping also writing a few cover letters for job apps

No.76224

only used mysql and mongo

No.76225


No.76226

>>76223
i just live in my parents house and play video games dont gotto do all that nonsense

No.76227

>>76223
die braggart

No.76228

is it really bragging if he has to work cant believe how brainwashed we are by this system that we believe slavery is bragworthy

No.76229

never worked
never fucked
neet life

No.76230

same

No.76231

love laboring

No.76232

need a laborer at the mansion to do the dishes take care of gardening and

No.76233

wouldnt mind being a groundskeeper

No.76234

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS9em7Bg0iU
Please stick it in mee gnu slash linux norms got pwned

No.76235

were u @ da club when i was posting about that days ago

No.76236

gnorm slash linorm

No.76237


No.76238

cant even imagine what sex would be like its totally alien to me

No.76239

have had sex many times just NOT with someone else i guess its like the difference between playing smash against the cpu or against another player

No.76240

so true

No.76241

made burgs mixed in some beef liver

No.76242

>>76238
seen enough pornographs to understand the basics seems simple enough just jam it in

No.76243

>>76241
hope you didnt cook the nootrients out

No.76244

cooked it nice and well done

No.76245

has retarded varg ever said why it needs to be raw if evolution is real i thought starting to cook meat made more nutrients bioavailable and was what made our brains bigger in the first place

No.76246

ate the rest of that pork belly

No.76247

starting on the new season even though i havent finished the last season

No.76248

sigh forgot it even started

No.76249

ate all of the leftover desserts mom gave me they were supposed to last an entire week

No.76250

a day a week no big deal

No.76251

first ep was good this years lookin up

No.76252

nipah

No.76253

feasted hard feeling bloated ate about 2lb

No.76254

2lb of what

No.76255

meat n cheese

No.76256

NOThin better

No.76257

how about some delicious cake

No.76258

shikata arimasen wa ne

No.76259

im sorry i dont speak japanese

No.76260

>>76245
ya he said cooking meat for a few thousand years has no meaningful impact on evolution compared to hundreds of thousands on raw meat specially considering up to very recent cooking meat was not exclusionary to raw but eaten together with

No.76261

i did NOT evolve

No.76262

ordered some nice legal drugs

No.76263

eustachian tubes on fire

No.76264

gonno get a nice natural hair transplant

No.76265

>>76262
is it thca

No.76266

wasnt going to but ill start cracking in a bit im gonno do as many things on my to do list for this week as fast as possible first though

No.76267

read the original captain harlock it wasnt very good

No.76268

downloaded captain tylor but never watched or read

No.76269

guess ill jo and snooze

No.76270

its epic fire it up

No.76271

would watch if i still could

No.76272

starting to think about that pizza i dont know if i can hold myself back

No.76273

next full moon in twenty days ghosta

No.76274

thats like a dozen hours in NST

No.76275

by that i meant neet standard time

No.76276

NOT sure if i should crack i might be able to get to sleep without

No.76277

if youre snoozing anyway try it without and if you cant youll have a backup plan

No.76278

worked a job for the first time in my life a year ago and only lasted 3 days and i still feel stress from it it affected my mental health worse than a decade of bullying

No.76279

i need to pass away and die

No.76280

>>76278
sigh dont say things like that im not independently wealthy just say its not great but you got through it no big deal and made enough to keep neeting it up

No.76281

all of my future plans have rested on the assumption that i can tard out and handle unskilled blue collar labor thanks a lot now im really boned

No.76282

>>76281
i think you will be fine my issue is that i have autism and my brain processes everything to a higher level and even just mild stress becomes hell for me its why i get disability benefits

No.76283

wish i got disability benefits

No.76284


No.76285

id love to drop a third nuke on those little slanty eyed motherflippers for betraying the toehoes for these stupid cunts and for forcing me to even know they exist through your faggot ass

No.76286

agreed

No.76287

broke my one day nojo streak dont go to the index

No.76288

woke up with a headache

No.76289

slam some normffeine

No.76290

crying for kayu

No.76291

my caffeine pills arrived i think this may have been the worst mistake of my life

No.76292

sigh you damned fool havent i been telling you for years why it cant be done flush them now while you have the chance

No.76294

who deleted that post and why or did it get eaten when the thread bumped

No.76295

om nom nom

No.76296

rewatched the movie overboard its basically just like my life if you take some liberties

No.76297

what did it said

No.76298

fuck nigers

No.76299

something about the ld50 of caffeine being 50 200mg pills or some nerd shite i say he didnt know the weight of the neets hes dealin with

No.76300

hello bros

No.76301

>>76299
the pack of caffeine pills i got is 1000 or so 200mg pills i could swallow the whole thing right now and see what happens

No.76302

we need you

No.76303

best way to OD would be to crush all the pills and mix them in water and drink it all

No.76304

new ross

No.76305

gotta save it for a more auspicious time

No.76306

do you guys love me

No.76307

die norm

No.76308

ya love all my bros im glad i can hang out with you all every day forever

No.76309

same except weekdays 8 to 5

No.76310

drank some coffee now its time to head to bed

No.76311

just threw some instant flakes in me mug a second ago and im just waking up

No.76312

ate 4 burgs but small ones with some smoked gouda and extra creamy brie

No.76313

tried to order a sandwich yesterday but they were out of gouda

No.76314

nice gaming weather rn in my mind im holding a controller forgetting all my troubles in another world but in reality im gonno sit here f5ing

No.76315

ate burg ate cheese ate bacon still hungry

No.76316

thats like a snack

No.76318

fryin up some more bacon

No.76319

still have a giant roll of sausage in the fridge mom wont let me cook and i havent been up early enough to do it while shes at work sigh

No.76320

hope theres no added sugar or nitrates

No.76321

cant start the day without a good nitrate

No.76322

its not cured there is sugar in it but i dont care i figure im beyond middle age for my demographic no point caring

No.76323

far beyond middle age for the virgin demographic

No.76324

im only virg in my mind physically i lost it before i could even produce sperm it was just with my hand instead of a girl

No.76325

back hurting

No.76326

imagine being born in haiti jesus christ

No.76327

bored as hell bored as hell bored as hell bored as hell bored as hell bored as hell bored as hell

No.76328

wonder how many cels in haiti

No.76329

tapwaters been extra chemically lately

No.76330

>>76326
my iq would be about half and id just flip nonstop and cannibalize those weaker than me it only seems bad from a human perspective theyre probably loving it

No.76331

i have a very high iq

No.76332

i dont and im still miserable

No.76333

if only you knew how good you have it

No.76334

im retarded

No.76335

cut myself i dont mean intentionally more like a papercut but on metal also burned myself with hot oil

No.76336

its just that kind of day

No.76337

dont understand cutters more of a hitter myself

No.76338

had the urge to cut a lil sometimes but never went through it its more of a draw on your desk kind of thing instead of self mutilation sometimes its cool to play with your skin and blood

No.76339

you can do that with bruising too

No.76340

dont have to worry about things like that anymore now that i have the test levels of a 90 year old from years of heavy drinking worst i did was punch my headboard until i got blood on it last year but everyone does that once in a while

No.76341

was gonno make a great otapost but my file was too big so i gave up

No.76342

have a below 70 iq

No.76343

havent otaposted in a coons age

No.76344

NOT sure if i want to watch the snw remake

No.76345

might be time to replay mother 2

No.76346

that ones a crier

No.76347

ill never replay that mostly because i never played it or earthbound

No.76348

uh or

No.76349

mother 2 pinches compared to mother 1 and 3

No.76350

defiantly cried more during 3

No.76351

the emulator says its been 2 years since i fired up final fantasy 2 i cant remember what i was doing but i dont want to restart

No.76352

ya skip thats its time for the vi stream

No.76353

pretty sure vi is iii and iv is ii

No.76354

what

No.76355

might get some gelbooru soap

No.76356

soap is full of endocrine disruptors

No.76357

never use soap in the shower dont even have any in there

No.76358

what do you use

No.76359

time to hit the hay

No.76360

made 5 eggs and jellied toast

No.76361

thats too many

No.76362

nah it was fine

No.76363


No.76364

guess ill snooze my brain got stunlocked all day again

No.76365

watching a tuber react to latest ross

No.76366

just water dont need anything else

No.76367

those caffeine pills are not bad i just need to get into the routine of spacing them out i am now taking 150mg pregabalin and 200mg caffeine every 6 hours my brain is literally beyond zoned out if i was spaced out with pregabalin since i have adhd the caffeine just puts me at ease and now im just staring into space and daydreaming all day long i will do this until i die

No.76368

dont know what that means

No.76369

hey hima

No.76370

whos hima

No.76371

>>76285
agree flip tubers

No.76372

die latereply

No.76373

have to go back to the doctor next week

No.76374

havent been to the doctor since 2017

No.76375

i dont want to go outside anymore my whole body is falling apart but i dont want to go to a doctor ive had a bad cough for 5 months now

No.76376

had a cough for about 20 years

No.76377

my existence is a cough

No.76378

no coughers allowed in the mansion

No.76379

isp shut off my internet so had to go to the library and there was this guy at the next table constantly snorting loud to clear his throat and then he farted with an atrocious stench

No.76380

that was me sorry

No.76381

glad mom pays the internorm bill i dont know how it works but dont you have any neighbors you can aircrack instead

No.76382

im 30 and mom pays my bills

No.76383

i pay my bills my bills are paid

No.76384

thats what shes there for

No.76385

dug up the ereader gonno look for some .epubes

No.76386

was just reading some majo no tabitabi myself

No.76387

got a big thing of salmon seared it so it was still raw inside damn good havent had this in years

No.76388

>>76366
nice stinker

No.76389

NOThin stink

No.76390

ate 3 burgs with 3 bacon strips and some cheese

No.76391

wonder why im NOT losing weight

No.76392

just realized i got my memories of bartender and kami no shizuku mixed up

No.76393

watched bartender a few years ago theyre remaking it

No.76394

ya thats how i realized it never watched the first but read the manga

No.76395

i liked it but mostly because it gave me a routine of watching one episode at the same time every day the manga is probably better

No.76396

couldnt you do that with any show

No.76397

ya technically but most of them arent episodic and boring enough that i have no desire to see the next episode right after

No.76398

wish i could marathon shows

No.76400

NOT feeling so good

No.76401

NOT a big fan of the rpg interface isekai trope

No.76402

except log horizon

No.76403

love when they make rpgs seem fun and then i play one and remember its a lie

No.76404

played dq7 recently it was as long as they say

No.76405

wonder if its time for my twice a decade scape escapade

No.76406

need some of that lean

No.76407

havent had lean chicken breast in a while

No.76408

hard to come back to scape now theres a bunch of new bosses and areas and quests its too daunting

No.76409

wouldnt be able to use my old account anyway id be starting from level 3

No.76410

>>76397
fire up meitantei conan

No.76411

fire up a nice hardcore ironman

No.76412

maybe i should move to norway and become a cod fisherman

No.76413

that would take the fun out of standing around at the ge

No.76414

sigh just want to play the quests without first needing to grind for 9001 hours

No.76415

you use quest rewards to fulfill quest requirements in the most efficient way possible

No.76416

gth questnorms

No.76417

im norm

No.76418

just NOT enough time to grind too busy at work these days and the wife keeps nagging me to take care of the kids

No.76419

got approved for a 15k loan Please stick it in mee love free money

No.76420

Please stick it in mee pasted

No.76428

>>76419
hope its unsecured its hard as hell for them to get that back all they can do is destroy your credit and spam your telephone aka a whole lot of NOThin

No.76429

should get multiple at the same time if you want to go full fraudster

No.76430

die antisemites

No.76431

dogwatched at moms house for four days im back ghoty hey guys

No.76432

whats to watch you just open the door when you wake up and open it again when the sun goes down

No.76433

cant trust em

No.76434

thats why the whole yard needs to be enclosed in 5 foot high chickenwire then you can just snooze all day without a care until mom gets back

No.76435

had a nice 2 hour pacemumble earlier where i daydreamed about getting a j paying off 2 years of life insurance and then calling my 40 year old cousin if he would take care of mom if anything quote happened to me unquote

No.76436

the dogs weigh over 120 pounds each they wont be kept back by measly chickenwire

No.76437

kowai moms dog is only 45 pounds and doesnt even eat dinner every day

No.76438

wouldnt mind mating with a nice 120 pound bitch

No.76439

too skinny for me

No.76440

nice chubbychaser

No.76441

when i was younger i was mocked for wanting a girl with what the kids were calling thunder thighs and she wasnt even fat decades later fat is now the norm and im disqualified from ever having sex should have called my congressman about this a long time ago

No.76442

theres some white stuff on the ground my first thought was a chemical weapon attack but i think its snow

No.76443

got some white stuff for you right here

No.76444

wish the lord above would strike me down

No.76445

in my pacemumble i was thinking that when i go to hell im probably just gonno end up right back here

No.76446

ordered something last week it doesnt have tracking or an arrival estimate been checking me mailbox every day

No.76447

is it a nice sal package straight from nippon

No.76448

>>76445
all descriptions of hell i have read are much better than this life the only way god can punish me is if he forced to live on earth for eternity with no way out

No.76449

never read much about hell gramps got exocommunicated in the 70s

No.76450

>>76449
simply open up dantes inferno

No.76451

i rented the game but returned it before beating it off

No.76452

based on the rules for getting to heaven there is no one alive in the modern world who will go to heaven so maybe if i become very pious i might be able to avoid norms in the afterlife

No.76453


No.76454

>>76453
surely god wouldnt fall for such a loophole right

No.76455

i dont know what his deal is it seems to work for the friends

No.76456

horny rn

No.76457

goon sesh at the mansion

No.76458

got the air blower thing to clean my pc now there is dust everywhere but at least the pc is clean thats what matters

No.76459

new sex toys arrived

No.76460

is it anal beads

No.76461

no why would i need new ones

No.76462

need a sexy lady to rim my juicy bhole rn

No.76463

I can stick a kitchen knife in your bhole rn

No.76464

die capsnorm

No.76465

woke up mornin ghoty hope everyones doing well today

No.76466

ya just had a refreshing lojo and souvlaki now im gonno download some old movies might rewatch airplane

No.76467

im baste

No.76468

pulse spiked up over 100 felt hard to breathe and light headed but think it might just be a panic attack gonno crack and try to ignore it

No.76469

have you considered mindful meditation instead

No.76470

sigh he loved the sexy lady coffee scene

No.76471

got a settled and ross saved up for tonight hb

No.76472

when i die i want you guys to consume my corpse

No.76473

cant promise anything

No.76474

consume or consume

No.76475

both

No.76476

eating burgs bacon cheese butter

No.76477

ranted hard to mom about how dumb she is and all of her mistakes now im making cabbage and kielbasa for dinner

No.76478


No.76479

hes looking jacked

No.76480

listening to song of the ancients

No.76481


No.76482

defiantly do not open that fuck you for even linking it how dare you show me that ugly low iq jerkoffs face

No.76483

im ugly low iq jerkoff

No.76484

youd be a millionaire if you started streaming on twatch

No.76485

you cant just call pasted ross an ugly low iq jerkoff

No.76486

shut up homo

No.76487

that isnt whose face just filled my screen in 1080p

No.76488

Love being capsnorm

No.76489

hate when I forget to undo my phones autocapitalization

No.76490

my body has such high tolerance to caffeine that i now take it as a sleep medication by taking caffeine pills and letting the adenosine build up then after my body breaks it down in just an hour i get so sleepy that i pass out instantly

No.76491

doesnt seem like a future proof approach

No.76492

drank two cokes i was thinking last night about how much better it probably was when they were literally putting cocaine into it hope they bring that back soon

No.76493

i dont plan my life more than 3 days into the future at any given time

No.76494

only daydream about things that would take years or a lobotomy to achieve and then never do anything but rot

No.76495

dont care about succeeding or worrying about living i just enjoy the moment listen to some music and play some good games and once mom dies im out

No.76496

moms still doing the keto thing
https://files.catbox.moe/0vcrv7.jpg

No.76497

>>76495
sounds nice if mom wasnt a loser with almost zero financial literacy id be doing this too

No.76498

mom almost fell for the keto meme but shes a diehard grainbrain

No.76499

havent had a grain in weeks im carnivore now

No.76500

nothing is scarier than death but pulling the trigger is easy

No.76501

mom told me to make a will

No.76502

got a headache

No.76503

have you tried some hair of the blog

No.76504

told you im straight edge now

No.76505

expecting a delivery made sure to cut the lights so it looks like im NOT home

No.76506

crying for the americans who cant just be neet and live off bux without any effort

No.76507

yang gang 2024

No.76508

simply marry an european lady and move to luxembourg or something

No.76509

europe will get blown up by russia soon

No.76510

our new lives will begin in greenland

No.76511

cant wait

No.76512

gonno roll for morgan wish me luck

No.76513

still havent watched the shirobako movie

No.76514

never watched shirobako except for the dance

No.76515

fire it up

No.76516

dont even know what shirobako is

No.76517

what the flip

No.76518

dont tell me you guys unironically watch anime

No.76519

love ironically watching anime us weebs amirite

No.76520

ate too much again why do i keep doing this

No.76521

moms watching one of those crime shows that has a goth tech girl

No.76522

didnt get shite sigh guess ill cut my loses early

No.76523

>>76516
im seconding that what the flip

No.76524


No.76525

took a steak out of the freezer for tomorrow

No.76526

hope its a nice steakumm

No.76527

guess ill jo for a while

No.76528

done guess ill look around for some food and start chugging

No.76529

do you have no shame

No.76530

ya plenty probably far more than the average person

No.76531

been surfing the paralysis from both shame and regret for years and years

No.76532

oh dear god there are 3 blogs left not 5 i drank extra cawfee under a false pretense

No.76533

made two queso dillas

No.76534

guess ill snooze im gonno try my damnedest to game tomorrow

No.76535

drinking smoking and gaming

No.76536

>>76516
what the flip

No.76537

i know i know try not to think about it if this was hima id have been spamming reports all day

No.76538

die snitchnorm

No.76539

sigh he loved clearing all reports by ip without looking at them

No.76540

dreamed about pissing blood then woke up and pissed for real it was yellow

No.76541

sometimes i dream that its 2015 and im tardposting on hima again

No.76542

real big blog thread

No.76543

>>76541
only just realized this now but this post was post 2015 in this thread god i wish i could go back

No.76544

went hiking with mom she fell in the creek and soaked her pants but she said she didnt get hurt because her butt has a lot of padding

No.76545

phew wet t shirt mommy

No.76546

had somewhat of a gf dream already miss her sigh

No.76547

also had a daydream before snoozing about getting my license and going to an arcade i read about in a city about an hour away and meeting an autistic gamer girl then playing house of the dead with her and getting her phone number that was good too

No.76548

been to round1 plenty of times never saw any autistic gamer girls

No.76549

maybe there are fake gamer girls working there looking for a girlfriend free manbaby to take care of

No.76550


No.76551


No.76552

im loved by men

No.76553

that makes you gay

No.76554

i feel relaxed in the company of other men

No.76555

same but only on the internet in real life im reminded of school and how im physically weak and a virg

No.76556

made steak turned out better this time nice and pink inside but its still too tough and chewy

No.76557

tempted to go along with mom to the store and get the supplies for a snake sandwich because of your posts

No.76558

drinking diet doc p

No.76559

mom tricked me into buying a box of 30 clothes hangers at walmart

No.76560

uh snake sandwich

No.76561

cant be bothered to hunt down all the mosquitoes just gonno let them feast on me blood

No.76562

enjoy your zika

No.76563

zika doesnt matter unless youre a pregnant woman otherwise its just a cold

No.76564

in my dream a movie poster was on the wall or i was looking at the dvd or something and i knew it was dark something just remembered it was darkman

No.76565

never seen it wonder if i should watch maybe its a sign

No.76566

woke up hey guys hows it hangin

No.76567

cracked

No.76568

youre hours and hours too early unless you have more than a twelve pack

No.76569

havent cracked in weeks still got a case of blogs and some stronger stuff just in case of emergency

No.76570

sippin some coke (zero)

No.76571

>>76569
thats been my plan for a while but then i always have one or two and then the case is gone by the end of the weekend

No.76572

got a tens unit

No.76573

moms not going out again the cheesesteak is postponed

No.76574

stroking my sword while lamenting the social realities

No.76575

jod like a freak

No.76576

fired up a new game

No.76577

gaming and f5ing im a multitasker

No.76578

cracked gonno play a nice casual game

No.76579

hell ya fire up nethack

No.76580

ifran arcana actually

No.76581

dont know what that is

No.76582

a game i downloaded 6 months ago and played for ten minutes

No.76583

link to your stream

No.76584

already got bored and closed it

No.76585

jod twice this evening might try to squeeze out a third before snoozing

No.76586

theres ground beef in the fridge mom didnt cook tonight but there arent any burg buns left

No.76587

maybe i could make an extra long cheeseburger

No.76588

its a fridey so on some level its acceptable for me to be drunk and cooking at 0130 in the am think ill fire it up

No.76589

sigh dropped one of the dog buns and got hot grease in me eye hope it was worth it

No.76590

drank so much acidic drinks that my teeth are now unbearably thin and have to brush them 3 times a day to prevent further decay think i might just get dentures

No.76591

doesnt sound too good im gonno brush mine after 4 more beers just because you said that thanks

No.76592

>>76586
you dont need those

No.76593

our ancestors used to hunt down cows and eat them raw while modern manbabies need to make burgs cause theyre flippin pussies that cant stomach raw meat

No.76594

uh if i killed a cow or shot a deer sure id drink its blood im not eating raw grocery store ground beef didnt that worm guy teach you anything

No.76595

worms are our friends

No.76596

shimarin shimarin

No.76597

>>76594
why are you scared of worms you flipping manbaby show that worm whos the man and eat it raw

No.76598

remembering that kid who ate a worm

No.76599

if you didnt eat worms as a kid you dont belong on hima

No.76600

wish i belonged somewhere

No.76601

back to gaming

No.76602

bet the worm eaters got more respect than me i get no respect i tell ya

No.76603


No.76604

miss the time when all girls wanted to be avril lavigne

No.76605

mom said everythings cyclical and when it happens boy are we gonno be up to our nuts in guts

No.76606

im on a sex strike until it happens sorry ladies try harder

No.76607

im not cel im just too good for any woman

No.76608

cool

No.76609

downloaded darkman hope i see the same gf in my dream this morning i didnt recognize her but i didnt feel as nervous because of it

No.76610

moms raging about how slow the coffee maker is

No.76611

shes getting massive dosages of estrogen from the superheated plastic its making her crazy

No.76612

made 4 bacon 3 egg

No.76613


No.76614

you can let her boss you around like that

No.76615

youre right

No.76616

i survive on cum and piss

No.76617

i mena cant

No.76618

>>76616
i produce both regularly

No.76619

asked my doctor about xenoestrogens from plastics and she told me NOT to worry about it

No.76620

uh she

No.76621

why would a doctor care if you got sick or poisoned

No.76622

>>76618
feed me cum and piss daddy

No.76623

no need to be a faggot about it

No.76624

sorry psych changed my meds and it makes me act like a faggot

No.76625

sister wants me to go back on meds

No.76626


No.76627

im proud to self medicate with alcohol and kill my brain and organs at the same time take your pills and shove em up your arse

No.76628

i used to drink alcohol too but it gave me brain damage and now im slightly retarded

No.76629

sigh had 48 blogs this week and jod multiple times every day there go my plans for turning it around this month

No.76630

love when im trying to grind and monsters arent appearing then when im trying to move on i get a random encounter every three steps

No.76631

as far back as i can remember random encounters sent me into a tardrage hate having my control jerked away i needed to enter my late 20s to even think about playing a jrpg again

No.76632

you never know what will happen thats what makes them so interesting

No.76633

id agree if it was real time but in reality either its a piss easy timewaster fight or you get stomped and have to grind the middle ground is like 5 percent of the whole game

No.76634

used to be good at grinding just enough that i could barely beat the bosses now i overgrind and theyre NOT as satisfying anymore

No.76635

mom gave me a lecture about my hair saying it looks bad and stringy and how its just going to keep getting worse because of my receding hairline so need to cut it short

No.76636

been agreeing to my usual triannual haircuts the last few years i think something about having long hair that hasnt been cut in months or years makes women think youre mentally ill even mom

No.76637

nice ハゲ

No.76638

pretty confident im not going balled soon i dont want to play with fire so i still havent neetcut in 7 or 8 years but i think ill be able to keep it

No.76639

glwt

No.76640

youll be there every step of the way if it does start falling out ill be posting til im dead

No.76641

didnt post for over a year until last month NOT that that anyone NOTiced i was gone but if ghost seems worse lately thats why

No.76642

wonder how long itll take for anyone to NOTice when i die

No.76643

>>76636
im too scared to leave the house let alone walk into a hair cutting place dont even know what theyre called and i dont want to neetcut so im just let my hair grow out and if women are scared of me then thats their problem

No.76644

havent been to a barber since i was like 8

No.76645

starving but dumb flipping sis brought some friend over think i might snap both of them

No.76646

pics

No.76647

im a snappist

No.76648

high and horny time to jerk off to some feet

No.76649

ate food feel sick now dont think i even overate

No.76650

went out to lunch and mom kept pointing me to check out men to see how they do their hair

No.76651

love discussing with mom who the most attractive men in the restaurant are

No.76652

love sucking dick with mom

No.76653

hate when im exploring a dungeon use the bathroom get back and dont remember which direction i was walking

No.76654

polishing off that 2l diet dr p

No.76655

dr pepper made me crash my car never drinking it again

No.76656

never crashed

No.76657

never drove a car only mom does that im manbaby

No.76658

used to daydream about riding around on a vespa

No.76659

sigh my life couldve been just like super cub

No.76660

sippin my coffee

No.76661

saw in the news that emergency responders are getting increasingly frustrated because tourists keep hiking up mt fuji at night to get sunrise selfies but then cant finish the climb and call for help

No.76662

woke up mornin ghoty

No.76663

sigh wonder if aois made it up yet

No.76664

im tired bros im gonno lie down i need rest

No.76665

rest in peace

No.76666

mom told me to cook dinner

No.76667

whats on the menu

No.76668

boiled some snails

No.76669

shouldnt have cracked it kicked my ass

No.76670

woke up mornin ghoty

No.76671

>>76641
missed you

No.76672

fajitas

No.76673

you wouldnt even NOTice if i died NOT that i blame you

No.76674

id sense a disturbance in the force

No.76675

mom loved my fajitas

No.76676

mom made strokinoff got an onion or a hair or something on the back of my tongue and almost threw it up

No.76677

nice strokingoff

No.76678

mom bought a nas

No.76679

knuckles bleeding

No.76680

do you mean she technically bought it because you used her credit card have a hard time imagining a mom even knowing what that is

No.76681

told her she doesnt have enough space for all the movies she wanted to download so she found a nice 10tb

No.76682

bought some nice refurb 20s myself

No.76683

well no nas just the drives dont have room in my case so one is hanging out of it

No.76684

had plans to feast today but i could barely eat anything

No.76685

shited me guts out

No.76686

also had a headache all day plus butt and back ache but the latter is probably from how ive been sitting

No.76687

headaches probably from NOT wearing my glasses

No.76688

hiked all the way out to the bathroom but was constipated really dont want to have to make the journey again later

No.76689

enema

No.76690

you wouldnt have any of that if you ate your natooral diet

No.76691

unc made some strokinoff it was good

No.76692

almost fell asleep grinding guess ill snooze

No.76699

ranted to mom for like 3 hours yet didnt solve anything i just needed to be born normal and make 300k starting doing 20 minutes of work per day from home like every other middle aged white male using an imageboard

No.76700

guess ill snooze even though ive only been out of bed for 10 hours

No.76701

same sometimes i wonder if not being nt is unsurmountable or if i could sustain myself if i tried

No.76702

beyond extreme cases like the drooling tards theres no such thing as nt or NOT its just meaningless labels the quacks invented for purposes of dehumanization

No.76703

had 2 real big bowel movements this morning feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day

No.76704

can feel a shite coming on dont want to get up guess ill just hold it in

No.76705

mom watched the blues bros forgot how many buddies were in it then realized the director was friendish told her and she got mad

No.76706

i dont allow mom to watch anything with buddies in it

No.76707

mom bought a new faster coffee maker yesterday and it has this extra feature to brew more slowly for a stronger flavor so she tried it out and it took longer than the old one

No.76708

been cold brewing lately just dump some folgers in a pitcher and leave it out for a day or two then strain

No.76709


No.76710

pasted chhopeless romantic

No.76711

im taking so much caffeine now that if i stop for 1 day i would have a seizure

No.76712

i doubt that

No.76713

brothers wife installed a camera to watch him sleep while shes away in case he has a seizure

No.76714

>>76713
i think shes lying

No.76715

>>76702
i dont know about that theres definitely something different about my brain thats made my life suck shit for the last 25 years

No.76716

nice emo

No.76717

im a rotten old man

No.76718

i hope to die in my sleep one day so i dont have to keep going through this shit daily but i dont want to kill myself either cause thats scary to go through i just want to not wake up anymore

No.76719

>>76716
wrong i was actually optimistic as a teen because i believed all the copes

No.76720

tired even though i just had normffee and its NOT even 5pm

No.76721

what do you mean its 10:40pm right now

No.76722

arrogant maltanorm

No.76723

mom said theres an eclipse tomorrow so i shouldnt go outside and look up no problems there

No.76724

its an eclipse every day for me

No.76725

got my eclipse glasses わくわく

No.76726

need some tubie clip vids stat my recommendations got polluted by plane vids

No.76727

nice autist

No.76728

mom got me tested as a kid

No.76729

the tester

No.76730

mom told me about how her coworkers son failed every test hes ever taken because of his severe dyslexia but hes about to graduate high school because they made accommodations for him then she tried to shift the subject about how they could make accommodations for me

No.76731

not sure if i believe in dyslexia

No.76732

love the government mandating equity based accommodations for exams meant to measure competency

No.76733

trying to NOT crack open that pack of cookies thats been sitting on my table for months

No.76734

go burn some calories before eating them

No.76735

its NOT about the calories

No.76736

mornin ghoty hey there

No.76737

what the hell do you want

No.76738

been stuffin me gullet with meat eggs n cheese all day

No.76739

should take some sleep meds and fix my schedule that way but a part of me doesnt want to sleep and would rather stay up all night even though it makes no sense

No.76740

uh sleep meds arent those for girls

No.76741

mom uses benadryl to sleep and she keeps telling me to take it

No.76742

hope youre prepared to care for her once she gets dementia

No.76743

im flippin demented

No.76744

was talking with mom about how our next chance to see an eclipse is 2044 and she said she wont be around then

No.76745

always fall behind on my seasonals when i game and this time of the season falling behind means i havent even started on most of them NOT that ive finished last season either

No.76746

still trying to finish the spring 2022 season

No.76747

damn good shows that season

No.76748

im just like raidou

No.76749

guess ill yank on me ol crank for a bit

No.76750

havent watched anime in about five years what did i miss

No.76751

the shows that aired

No.76752

took caffeine pills all day then went to sleep and woke up with really bad withdrawal feels like my brain signals slowed down and im moving in slow motion

No.76753

grinding can barely keep me eyes open

No.76754

what are you grinding big guy

No.76755

levels

No.76756


No.76757

are you guys in the hima guild

No.76758

never joined a guild im a lone wolf

No.76760

you are now about to witness the strength of neet knowledge

No.76761

i am filled with desires of the flesh

No.76762

didnt want to spend 20 bucks on singleplayer game dlc cause it seemed expensive but then i spent 150 bucks on mmo coins without thinking about it what the flip is wrong with me

No.76763

guess ill lie down

No.76764

its not like those are equivalent purchases you cant download current mmo expansions for free

No.76765

bored gonno have sex

No.76766

started to understand autoerotic asphyxiation but thats NOT a hole i want to go down

No.76767

belly button smelling putrid

No.76768

how do you know that are you the selfsucker

No.76769

havent been allowed to go down in any holes yet

No.76770

got my 1500 days login bonus Please stick it in mee

No.76771

now have sex

No.76772

gonno fire up a movie its a tie between darkman and the stuff im letting the shuffle decide

No.76773

oh flip theres a new u149 havent been checking cycomi lately

No.76774

shuffling now i got ketchup all over my socks so i hope i dont need to get more blogs before the movies over

No.76775

felt actual 2013 nostalgia for a second

No.76776

when i get my gf in a few years im gonno talk about you all like you were real people and not just words on my square and rectangle for the last dozen years give or take

No.76777

make up a cool name for my persona

No.76778

i will shes not gonno know whats real or not

No.76779

sigh 2013

No.76780

mom bought a 1 pound bag of ham yesterday its already gone

No.76781

feel like the stuff ripped of halloween 3 at least halfway through

No.76782

what stuff

No.76783

>>76776
will you tell her about the pnig

No.76784

ya like it or not hes a part of my life because i chose to be retarded and spend my prime on the net talking about how i ate banana

No.76785

NOT gonno get talked about im nopersona

No.76786

recorded a video of myself and im even uglier than i thought good thing i dont leave the house

No.76787

post it

No.76788


No.76789

cant wait to stare at the sun with my eediot slaev glasses

No.76790

did the eclipse happen yet or what ill watch a recording of it on normtube

No.76791

map says its gonno be at 3:12 pm

No.76792

sigh im late its 7:17pm right now

No.76793

arrogant euronorm

No.76794

wish i could go back to 2012 why does time have to flow gonno prepare my coffin since thats the only thing ill leave behind

No.76795

wanted a coffin to sleep in as a teen still do

No.76796

im basically kuro

No.76797

wish i had a nice race car bed

No.76798

it should become custom to sleep in coffins that way when youre about to die you will get in your comfort coffin bed and rest

No.76799

need to shower but theres been a problem with water supply and it wont get fixed for a couple of hours

No.76800

one of the birdbrains at moms work bought a box of those viewing glasses i told her theyre unnatural and manmade so i sungazed at the e-clipse without them

No.76801

used to sungaze as a kid and im still fine

No.76802

wonder why the chinks dont deliberately make fake glasses seems like a really easy way to blind your enemies

No.76803

who says we havent roundeye

No.76804

theyre all fake its just a friendish money making scheme fooling dumb soynakamas our ancestors looked at eclipses without any protection and they didnt go blind

No.76805

sighing its gonno be tshirt weather soon

No.76806

its pyjama weather all year round for me

No.76807

what about the one to two month gap between it getting hot and mom letting you put the ac in

No.76808

it never gets hot here

No.76809

its always hot in the hima mansion

No.76810

black hole sun
wont you come
wash away the rain

No.76811


No.76812

thats what happens when you let blacks into society

No.76813

it can happen to anyone

No.76814

phew another day refreshing the internet time to go to bed to this again tomorrow and forever

No.76815

why did god make manbabies

No.76816

china is our greatest ally

No.76817

god didnt make me a manbaby the norms did with their unnatural society

No.76818

the manbaby society

No.76819

god made the norms because shes a norm

No.76820

god you seeing this

No.76821

guess ill make some taco meat

No.76822

i am not even human i am 30 and i have sat in front of a computer my whole life i just watched a video of some school kids having fun and i dont even know what i have become

No.76823

he loved recording home movies of school kids

No.76824

well at least im not in jail for cp

No.76825

damn fine night to jerk it to kids

No.76826

did you get permission from the kids parents before jerking it

No.76827

one time a blonde sexy lady was sitting at our table after swimming with an oversized wet tshirt and a tiny bikini underneath with flipflops she looked at me and said hi said hey grabbed a drink and tried not to look for more than 3 seconds at a time

No.76828

everyone knew you were staring trust me

No.76829

nobody else was there

No.76830

she was

No.76831

sigh now ive got a bone

No.76832

shins hurtin

No.76833

black hole sun
wont you come
wont you come

No.76834

never beat senran kagura every time i pick it up i get distracted before the end then have to restart because i lost all my skillz

No.76835

i want to rape god

No.76836

dont remember needing to do anything besides button mash to beat senran kagura

No.76837

i have never beat a game

No.76838

made burg bacon cheese eggs butter plate

No.76839

>>76827
youre practically engaged

No.76840

woke up mornin ghoty hey guys

No.76841


No.76842

imagine dying and being forced to do this all over again infinitely

No.76843

i will search through the endless kakera until i find the jp mansion

No.76844

i was just telling mom the other day that when i go to hell im pretty sure ill just wake up being born again

No.76845


No.76846

i was expecting something else from the title

No.76847

made 5 eggs

No.76848

would gladly f5 for an eternity if i could

No.76849

love f5ing for five hours with no new posts because everybodys at work

No.76850

overate

No.76851


No.76852

hey hima

No.76853

hey

No.76854

whats hima

No.76855

bored anxious from caffeine and cant decide what to do

No.76856

do you need help deciding

No.76857

sippin some grape soda

No.76858

cool mate Please stick it in mee
1. e3 d5 2. d4 Nf6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. Bd3 Qd7 6. Bd2 g6 7. O-O Bg7 8. h3
O-O-O 9. hxg4 Qxg4 10. Ne5 Qh5 11. Qxh5 gxh5 12. Nxc6 bxc6 13. Ba6+ Kb8 14. Na4
Ne4 15. Ba5 f6 16. Nc5 e5 17. Rfd1 ePlease forgive my rudeness4 18. ePlease forgive my rudeness4 f5 19. Rd3 Nf6 20. Rb3+ Ka8 21.
Bb7+ Kb8 22. Na6#

No.76859

bot

No.76860

>>76856
no i think im gonno jo again and try to game

No.76861

grinded enough to progress guess ill snooze instead

No.76862

bought some girly skins in lol

No.76863

sigh just imagine somewhere out there was an alternate hima populated only by female neets

No.76864

guess ill watch some nice cesar millan vids

No.76865

>>76863
ya and they wouldnt want us either

No.76866

was supposed to get a fat ugly gamergf that liked anime and glomping but never bothered going to cons

No.76867

got glomped by a plumber and barely survived the encounter

No.76868

wish i had developed interests beyond video games watching shows and movies and using the computer

No.76869

wish i even still had those interests

No.76870

cant do the first one like i used to the second can be okay but thats because i crack while watching and i hate the internet and computers now that the norms have turned them into evil tools of technoslavery

No.76871

what the flip just realized its 2024

No.76872

uh what year did you think it was

No.76873

wish everything wasnt so flipping god awful now

No.76874

guess ill snooze

No.76875

phew lots of norm ownage in the latest p anderson serm

No.76876

woke jod to hair

No.76877

hair or hair

No.76878

i became a neet after i realized that i could never get a hot gf and didnt want to spend the rest of my life working for some ugly fat woman

No.76879

found a puddle of melted chocolate on my car seat

No.76880

hair

No.76881

flip it im killing myself now

No.76882

youre NOT allowed to do that youre duty bound to post here until your life expires due to circumstances outside your control

No.76883

1000 caffeine pills
500 clomipramine pills
100 olanzapine pills

No.76884

give me the blue one im staying here

No.76885

drinking my cawfee

No.76886

guess ill lol for a bit

No.76887

kys loller

No.76888

die kyser

No.76889

maybe ill game

No.76890

maybe ill game maybe ill rope could go for anything right now

No.76891

might order some stuff this week moms talking about getting a new job but i have to wait to see if she gets it or not before i ask to borrow money

No.76892

the neet life isnt as great as 4chan told me it would be wish i went to college and got a gf instead

No.76893

youre supposed to lose you virginity in hs

No.76894

did that its NOT that great women are a pain in the arse when they arent slurping your bone

No.76895

uh what do you mena did that

No.76896

fell for the emoscene girl meme and the goody two shoes church girl meme the second one gave better blowies

No.76897

the wife wants me to stop talking about pnig when the kids are around

No.76898

mom told me to get a crew cut gonno do it

No.76899

mom wants to use the strap tonight

No.76900

guess ill go to the store with mom i dont want to but maybe i can get some junkfood to use as a dopamine multiplier when i stare at my rectangle all night

No.76902

cant afford to eat human food anymore gonno have to downgrade to dog food

No.76903

taking dogboy applications

No.76904

not gonno dress up as a dog and slurp your bone ive fallen for that once when i was 12 and i wont fall for it again

No.76905

made the mistake of goin shopping when all the norms were getting off work managed to make it back got a steak its cookin now

No.76906

how done are you cooking it

No.76907


No.76908

sis has a smelly pussy and has been googling how to fix it

No.76909

black hole sun
wont you come
wash away the rain

No.76910

spam

No.76911


No.76912

overcooked it a bit still turned out better than the last one probably because its a different cut

No.76913

cut taken straight from your fat cow of a mother

No.76914

hair stylist was obese and her massive gut pressed into the back of my neck

No.76915

mowed

No.76916


No.76917

>>76916
this song is so relatable

No.76918

feelin stuffed but still want to eat more

No.76919

gonno give you a good stuffing big boy

No.76920

never had a stuffing that wasnt completely vile still NOT convinced its NOT just a meme glad it only comes around on normsgiving

No.76921

sorry i forgot to eat my pineapple before stuffing that turkey

No.76922

got a bottle of zinc pills

No.76923

watching the anime about the guy who died as a loser only to reincarnate as an extremely powerful person with a several females attracted to him

No.76924

im going through the loser phase right now

No.76925

didnt get anything except 35 eggs mom bought for me forgot i had no money in my wallet so i basically left the house solely to be surrounded by invading browns my government let in to replace me while under surveillance by dozens of hd cameras

No.76926

groan sink is clogged dont have any draino or vinegar either

No.76927

they are replacing neets with migrants now too?

No.76928

>>76908
her ph levels are out of wack

No.76929

raid

No.76930

its been going on all day im sick of this flipping norm

No.76931

are you sure some of those posts werent just mine

No.76932

>>76930
ive been posting since 2015 and even back then i was called raider but i wont leave ever sorry

No.76933

anyone else feel like theres far too much in life to keep up with even as a neet

No.76934

ive got all the time in the world and im still to smart but lazy to do anything sigh

No.76935

the state is just a legitimized mafia that collects protection fees aka taxes but im no fool i will not work in this mafia civilization just to pay to some gang when i can exploit benefits and be the gangster myself

No.76936

ya know im pretty gangsta myself

No.76937

love getting gangbanged by the irs

No.76938

dont understand how norms will just keep eating till 300 400 500 llb

No.76939

matatakis bday

No.76940

don don donuts

No.76941

bought some frozen tuna steaks might be sashimi time once it thaws

No.76942

>>76938
you could do it easily just passively sip out of a big gulp all day and eat two bags of chips in addition to 3 big meals the real question is how do they afford it

No.76943

>>76349
just beat 1 and 2 was an improvement in every way

No.76944

if i had a younger brother im sure he would have been an improvement in every way too

No.76945

lets post in the kenan and kel thread next

No.76946

2 was soulless

No.76947

nah

No.76948

havent sorted through my screenshots in a few years or maybe more got 73186 to go through still

No.76949

>>76942
i dont mean how is it physically possible i mean how they can let themselves do that

No.76950

how can i spend moms money drinking out of hundreds of plastic lined cans filled with diluted poison every month easy im retarded chattel

No.76951

tear ducts itchin bad

No.76952

upgraded to 16GB of ram after the norms made fun of me again

No.76953

hope you didnt spend too much

No.76954

ram is so cheap now it might as well be free

No.76955


No.76956

guess ill eat some candy and snooze trying to get up before noon tomorrow

No.76957

why

No.76958

moms not going to work tomorrow this way it looks like i get up early during the week and only sleep until 3pm on weekends

No.76959

love getting a creepy new upload from a channel i forgot i subbed to

No.76960


No.76961

trying to fix my sleep schedule gonno stay up until 8 am and tomorrow try to reach 12 and 4 pm

No.76962

NOT losing weight think i need to cut out the cheese

No.76963

sink broke and now there is water all over the kitchen not sure if i can just ignore this one

No.76964

ignore all problems until death

No.76965

basement flooded one time and we had to shop vac it into buckets and dump it down the storm drain outside

No.76966


No.76967

the idea of not existing is too unbearable how am i going to deal with the death when it comes

No.76968

just like with life you wont have any say in the matter

No.76969

death isnt enough i need to be wiped from all existence and memory too

No.76970

i should be raped

No.76971

cant snap the willing

No.76972

got up before noon but only because mom couldnt figure out her work laptop webcam had a cover on it

No.76973

>>76969
there was a vn about that where the protagonist kills himself and discovers that god challenges ropers to travel to every parallel universe to kill every possible version of themselves and the prize for doing so is that you get to completely disappear from existence with no one remembering you

No.76974

not sure if i could do it if im like this in this universe the parallel one must be living laughing and loving

No.76975


No.76976

only beat that game once and not the other 9000 times you need to see the real ending

No.76977

keep getting the gaming urge but cant act on it

No.76979

havent played anything but turn based jrpgs in months might be time for something that needs more skillz

No.76980

wish i had skillz

No.76981

ate tuna had some cheese fryin up burgs now

No.76982

was thinking about cracking a can of tuna meself

No.76984

sink is still clogged gonno need to dredge the water out and take out the pipe see if i can find whats wrong last time it was onions

No.76985

watching the anime about the loser who died of overwork only to be reincarnated in a fantasy world with a unique special power

No.76986

glad ill never die of overwork

No.76987

work hard every flipping day

No.76988

at least 8 to 5 monday through friday

No.76989

animes been extra pixelly lately NOT sure if its just bad encodes

No.76990

i will be known as the man who never worked

No.76991

drinking 2 week old decaf cold brew

No.76992

what the flip is wrong with you

No.76993

what do you mena

No.76994

hate when theres a character growth arc after someone dies then it turns out they didnt die after all whats the flipping point

No.76995

watchin the new pretty anime

No.76996

weird this site says animal crossing came out over 21 years ago

No.76997

made a melt with a chopped up habanero in it im about to get high

No.76998

hope its a nice patty melt with no bun

No.76999

theres only one kind of melt round these parts

No.77000

unknown number texted me a pic of sleepy joe

No.77001

that pepper didnt do what i thought it would now im just gonno have a burning hole later what a rip

No.77002

milk enema stat

No.77003

as soon as humans figure out how to create consciousness in software form the first thing that will come out of it will be all the imageboard autists making gfs for themselves

No.77004

fire up the bot

No.77005

binged hard feeling fat

No.77006

watching the anime with the guy who was suddenly summoned into another world as a hero to fight the demons

No.77007

woke up smoking and gaming

No.77008

smoking or smoking

No.77009

you smoke marlboro i smoke cock

No.77010

changed my renderer its smoother but now taking a screenshot introduces a split second pause

No.77011

whats the point of taking screen shots

No.77012

didnt you watch tamayura its like that

No.77013

my flippin brain is smooth

No.77014

no

No.77015

>>77011
its like taking photos at the beach or @daclub with your friends for norms i look at the timestamps and it takes me back to moments in time where i was happy

No.77016

cant wait until 2040 when i look back on my 2024 screenshots and think of how good things were back then

No.77017

looking back at my 2024 screenshots and its just my browser

No.77018

nice thread screencap maker

No.77019

watching the anime with the boy who suddenly found himself living with a girl devoted to him

No.77020

sigh anime just keeps getting better and better

No.77021

while you were at da club i was refreshing hima
while you were out there making memories i was napping
while you were studying for your future i was gaming
while you were having sex i was joing to kids
we are not the same

No.77022

love ghostposting on the john at work

No.77023

only sperm or shite on the companys dime

No.77024

havent jerked it in a stall for years

No.77025


No.77026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsZ2mf2EDWM
sigh i look older than this guy and im 31

No.77027

its almost midnight on a wednesday why is that norm streaming

No.77028

dont remember if i was baptized also what the flip is this new yt layout

No.77029

baptize me in piss

No.77030

>>77027
its 8 there

No.77031

having a beard like that and a neetcut makes you look older

No.77032

talked to some college ladies today

No.77033

vacuumed n changed the sheets moms raging because her tvs flickering said she paid over 2k for it and its not even oled

No.77034

love buying a tv that costs as much as two cars and watching low bitrate streaming with default picture settings and interpolation

No.77035

you cant get cars for 1k anymore

No.77036

mom just did two months ago if you count in the 500 dollar trade in value of the old one which was 1000 without a trade in

No.77037

guess ill crack and fire something up

No.77038

didnt start either yet im just becoming enraged i feel like im 70 years old with how much i hate everything and wish it was like it used to be even when it sucked

No.77039

wonder if i should become mormon i dont believe in god and defiantly not their dumb shit but i think they give you a free wife with every conversion and im a good liar

No.77040

gonno rewatch the baldies game dungeon it was released seven years ago

No.77041

wish ross was my older bro

No.77042

sigh still had hair seven years ago

No.77043

hope you didnt fall for the troll to shave it all off

No.77044

if the amish opened recruitment id be there tomorrow sigh

No.77045

had a skullet for a while until i shaved it all off a year ago

No.77046

big mistake

No.77047

tried out linnormux again its now 15% usable up from 0% when i first started trying it 14 or 15 years ago played some very laggy eosd

No.77048

>>77024
me neither got me own private office and bathroom

No.77049

get fucked norman

No.77050

sigh they keep adding new content to scape i havent played in a long time but it still bothers me its all different now

No.77051

i could have said the same thing in 2009

No.77052

had fun doing dt2 and farming the bosses

No.77053

havent bothered with linux ever since i tried ubuntu for a week after w7 release

No.77054

tardlaughing thinking about youmu sword edits

No.77055

Please stick it in mee

No.77056


No.77057

boy do i miss those times i guess everyone else grew out of it but us

No.77058

yeah thats right

No.77059

Please stick it in me

No.77060

might blast something with piss in a second ill leave it to you to guess what

No.77061

guessing its the toiler

No.77062

lucky guess usually its a can or a 2liter soda bottle

No.77063

why did i have to be born as an autist of a single mom i will have to end myself if the benefits ever stop

No.77064

you can move in with me just stay in the other room just never look at me or speak to me unless i initiate outside of the virtual realm

No.77065


No.77066

woke up gonno be a long day at work today

No.77067

got something long for you right here

No.77068

need sex asap

No.77069

my favorite jidol posted a hot new video had a nice jo

No.77070

im a working class man

No.77074

think im having a heart attack gonno wait it out

No.77075

oj died

No.77076


No.77077

>>77075
and just like that an era ended

No.77078

sweating like crazy and my head hurts

No.77079

dont normally do this but some hair of the blog is required

No.77080

le derp x3

No.77081


No.77082

ransomware hackers got moms work shes freaking out

No.77083

owned that old bitch

No.77084

cant they just simply dban all the drives and replace them with their backups

No.77085

eatin salmon its still got some bones making it harder to eat

No.77086

mourning dove has been cooing outside my window all day looking for a mate sigh

No.77087

ate 2 burgs 2 eggs

No.77088

signed the paperwork for my retro lower and got stuck in traffic on the way back but i got chik fil a so its all good

No.77089

for your what now

No.77090

got some drano it worked

No.77091

grocery store had wagyu on clearance but they were really thin cuts that wouldnt be possible to cook good and were still like 50 bucks a pound wonder what sucker would buy that shite

No.77092

sigh should have told mom to get normaroni and cheese earlier havent spewed in a few hours might be able to eat

No.77093

how about some nice shells n cheese instead

No.77094

there isnt even any pasta besides spaghetti

No.77095

what about pasted penne

No.77096

fried up some bacon and pork belly

No.77097

theres NOThin this scenario is so rare even if i did try to stock up on emergency supplies id just eat them all

No.77098

come on over ive got plenty

No.77099

woke up mornin mates hows it hangin

No.77100

hangin by a thread

No.77101

got sperm on the front of me cargo shorts

No.77102

uh cargo shorts

No.77103

ya whats the problem

No.77104

gotta go to the store for coke zero monster ultra and snacks but kitty is snoozing on my chest

No.77105

gth shortsnorm

No.77106

started the snw remake NOT sure if ill be able to continue horos voice actor is terrible

No.77107

never played the sims

No.77108

girls love it

No.77109

are you saying i can play it to attract the ladies

No.77110


No.77111

ya probably but i dont know what the deal is now you defiantly could have gotten a middle school gf by buying her sims 2 expansion packs back in high school though

No.77112

under my skin theres a fire burning

No.77113

guess ill watch some teenvids

No.77114

never understood lettuce on burg

No.77115

whats to understand

No.77116

>>77114
its good

No.77117

uh no

No.77118

it adds a nice crunch

No.77119


No.77120

thats what crisps are for

No.77121

i need to be burnt to a crisp

No.77122

playing eversion

No.77123

think its almost time for me to try elden ring

No.77124

sigh cant believe elden ring came out over 8 years ago

No.77125

still have to play the darkie 1 expansion darkie 2 darkie 3 and sekiro first i may get around to it some time in the 2030s

No.77126

never played darkie

No.77127


No.77128

beat eversion but did NOT get all the gems i guess this is what you would call the bad end but it was still easier than i remember

No.77129

>>77126
its a real treat give it a try sometime

No.77130

but im NOT a pro gamer

No.77131

its not that hard

No.77132

want to play elden rang again before the dlc is out but thats probably NOT gonno happen

No.77133

is it NOT hard i was told its the dark souls of videogames

No.77134

yeah if youre a huge noob

No.77135

i am

No.77136

was only ever passably good at 2d platformers but even those skillz have been lost dont think i could even beat quest of ki anymore

No.77137

never been good at anything so i dont have to worry about any skills deteriorating with age phew

No.77138

guess ill play some fear and hunger

No.77139

mom installed a security cam outside blacklisted it on the router now im staring at the feed waiting for something creepy to happen

No.77140

did you tell mom that by buying one of those shes supporting the dystopian nightmare were trapped in

No.77141

ya at first she bought one of those chink doorbell cams that make other people in the cloud see your backyard and got mad at her but she really wanted something to catch prowling buddies so made her get an ip cam with local nvr also told her about smrt tvs but she doesnt want to give that up

No.77142

bored

No.77143

at least youre trying to compensate for her ignorance hate all of my tardramblings being recorded and logged by moms normphone but she insists on having it

No.77144

i also saw her type in her email password the other day and felt like roping when i realized it could be cracked in a millisecond all of this technology shite is simply too evil and complex for regular people to handle

No.77145

gth passnorm

No.77146

its all safe nobody is interested in a broke neet that stays inside all day

No.77147

im that and my passwords are far stronger than moms shouldnt it be the other way around

No.77148

why are norms using the term lgf i thought it was our thing sigh my life is a lie

No.77149

dont know where youre seeing that dont necessarily want to know maybe it means something else

No.77150

oh theyre saying lfg for lets flippin go Please stick it in mee

No.77151

where are they going

No.77152

you know

No.77153

hoping to go to a better plane of existence for a few hours while i snooze

No.77154

you cant run from your problems forever

No.77155

im a 30 year old man that hasnt gamed in a decade recommend me some good new games

No.77156

uh new no

No.77157

need to touch a female

No.77158

fortnite and roblox

No.77159

>>77156
recommend me any game

No.77160

touhou time

No.77161

normhou

No.77162

do you guys actually play touhou i thought it was just a meme

No.77163


No.77164

1ccd some on normal

No.77165

im a virgin

No.77166


No.77167

woke up did my workout and ate some red meat now gonno game while distracting myself from the fact that one day i will be a 50 year old neet with dead parents and no savings

No.77168

>>77165
me too

No.77169

only 1ccd two touhou games although ive only played 5 and only tried to 1cc 4

No.77170

dinner last night was peanuts tortilla chips greek yogurt and a bunch of m&ms really regretting it this morning

No.77171

never got past the first boss on any touhou game i just lied my way through my otaku career

No.77172

a gamer must game

No.77173

1ccd sa on hard when i was 18 one of my finest gaming moments

No.77174

thats awesome

No.77175

never 1ccd anyrhing because believed that the time it would take to learn the patterns could be spent learning anything else like grammatical patterns of their wacky moonspeak

No.77176

i learned how to do nothing most efficiently using only a chair and a bed

No.77177

im going to jerk off and cum ill talk to you guys once im done

No.77178

wish i owned a couch

No.77179

there will be many couches in the hima mansion

No.77180

feel a binge coming on

No.77181

you need to lose weight

No.77182

uh yeah ive already said as much myself im NOT gonno be beach body ready at this rate

No.77183

im beach body ready even though i never leave the house i have great abs and pecs but no one has ever seen them

No.77184

pic

No.77185

fried up a nice tuna steak

No.77186

>>77155
there was uh bloodborne that was good

No.77187

finna learn the guitar and become a busker

No.77188

bloodnorme

No.77189

sign on the door said everyone gets carded no exceptions but the clerk with thick hair down to his shoulders didnt card me

No.77190

love when the bouncer gives me the nod and lets me in without checking thats the benefit of bein a regular

No.77191

ate NOT a small amount of cheese with a bit of butter now moving on to the burgs

No.77192

i read that strong zero is being sold in the us now i was thinking of looking for some

No.77193

im a weak zero

No.77194

is it like sapporo where its sold in the imports section with the associated weeb tax but is from wisconsin

No.77195

woke up rise and grind

No.77196

lump in my lip isnt going away its been like half a year now

No.77197

you have lip cancer

No.77198

say it aint so

No.77199

holy flip wheres that strong zero need it in my life

No.77200

love having cancer

No.77201

strong zero induced cancer

No.77202

i am the cancer killing b

No.77203

die btard

No.77204

>>77199
love it when gaijin buy overpriced flavoured vodka just because its japanese

No.77205

i heart japan

No.77206

i love japan period

No.77207

cracked a spicy watermelon chili hard cider

No.77208

a what now

No.77209

i can get a liter of vodka at a much higher abv for less than 10 euros and i just put it in a freezer and take a shot whenever i feel sad and it can last me a whole week

No.77210

>>77194
probably and its not as strong but ill never get to nippon so if i see it ill let them rip me off for the novelty

No.77211

ate a quarter wheel of goat cheese brie probably gonno have aNOTher quarter later then eat the other half tomorrow

No.77212

why the flip are you eating so much cheese and other fatty foods are you trying to die quick

No.77213

whats wrong with fat

No.77214

im going to be trapped in this nightmare for a disturbingly long time regardless the average life expectancy for men in the us is like 72 and thats with no one knowing anything about health or nutrition whatsoever

No.77215

old jpros dont die they just fade away

No.77216

wonder how many people ive talked to on imageboards have died over the years

No.77217

left foot joint hurtin

No.77218

used a dating app for a while got one match the whole time who stopped replying after the second reply thats it im blackpilled turt was right all along

No.77219

none of that shite is real if its on the net women are too stupid to even ask for raises in rl thats where you need to catch them

No.77220

uh dating app are you flipping kidding me youre supposed to meet potential mates at the bar club or gym

No.77221

not true pretty sure people only meet on apps these days the world has changed

No.77222

ya everyone only uses apps everything is online now source the internet told me so

No.77223

mom said her boss told her its NOT a cyberattack

No.77224

the internet has never steered me wrong which is why im a friendless jobless middle aged kv pmb

No.77225

another thing i found out is that 95% of women are only interested in wine cheese travel dogs and harry potter

No.77226

literally just as i posted that i looked at the next profile and it said wine cheese harry potter

No.77227

>>77224
if it wasnt for the internet id have lived the same life as my loser dad who worked some crappy physical job after dropping out of school got with some ugly woman he hates and ended up a loser son at least the internet made me aware that im a loser and to not bother with life

No.77228

ya but at least hes NOT cel

No.77229


No.77230

>>77227
sigh why cant that be me

No.77231

found out jbw was fake too

No.77232

why do you watch this trash

No.77233

dont understand the sick addiction to mowing dad and brother are both crazy for it

No.77234

>>77231
only applies in nonwhite countries

No.77235

jbb

No.77236

uh just got the profile of a girl from work thats awkward

No.77237

i will never work never breed never laugh never live

No.77238

same except those four things

No.77239

do you plan on breeding

No.77240

simply get a job and save up for a nice russian bride

No.77241

>>77227
thats gonno be me if mom doesnt get her act together and start making more money

No.77242

had many opportunities in my life for a cute nerdy gf that loves me and i gave them all up to play video games in my moms basement

No.77243

refreshed the thread only to get blackpilled again shouldve skipped oh well time to fire up the copes

No.77244

had no opportunities for that and cant game

No.77245

feels wrong seeing girls try to lighten their skin

No.77246

been getting my steps in walking around taking pics now that girls are back to walking around with bare legs

No.77247

woke up mornin ghoty

No.77248

girls have feet

No.77249

had a second can of coke im flipping wired

No.77250

shaved me stache but NOT me neetbeard

No.77251


No.77252

share that energy with me ive been drinking coffee all day and had a coke but im tired as flip

No.77253

tried NOT having any sugar or grains for a few weeks but still NOT losing weight thinking i might crack open that chocolate and those cookies soon

No.77254

wish to splooge my nut gunk in a female sex organ

No.77255

why

No.77256

wish to be cracked open and devoured

No.77257

slurp slurp

No.77258

only into tentacle or plant vore NOT animal or humanoid

No.77259

what about pokevore

No.77260

bikenorm been revvin up a storm the past week or two might be time to go a tippin

No.77261

never played pokenorm

No.77262

got all my life advice from imageboards thats how i ended up unemployed at 50

No.77263

at least remus was there to teach you how to get bux instead

No.77264

i could be happy for the rest of my life so long as i have access to addicting video games

No.77265

no better feeling than shiteing in a norms gastank

No.77266

thinking about that year when brother and sister both worked at summer camp and mom tried to get me to go but said no

No.77267

fired up a nice horror game

No.77268

had a nice jo now finna head to bed

No.77269

if mom had gotten me a teenj i would have gone when i was 16 the yoga studio she worked part time at said i could be the jan but nothing happened

No.77270

imagine being a jan lol

No.77271

theyre unionized

No.77272

guess ill blaze up and play smellden ring

No.77273


No.77274

gave up on that game got stuck

No.77275

big bro never beat milenia

No.77276

think its time for a nice lol sesh

No.77277

feeling sick

No.77278

too many posts today

No.77279


No.77280

most of those were me

No.77281

same

No.77282

NOT enough posts today

No.77283

>>77252
*shares his big dick energy with you*

No.77284

youre far too slow ive already gotten my second wind plus im probably in the top 10th percentile on ota anyway

No.77285

might watch some this is how you dont plays

No.77286

dont know what that means

No.77287

i think asian girls automatically refuse to match with me they probably only match with the asian boys their parents would approve of

No.77288

moved some of the trash pile feels weird to see certain parts of the floor

No.77289

never had enough trash to make a pile

No.77290

ate too much mini cinnamon rolls gonno hurl

No.77291

stop eating that poison

No.77292

what are you proposing

No.77293

im NOT proposing

No.77294

chewing gum and feeling teen

No.77295

were almost NOT teenagers anymore we wont be young forever

No.77296

never finished yume nikki

No.77297

is uc still around

No.77298

never started it

No.77299

playin some nice n v1.4

No.77300

are you winning

No.77301

putting a 14 in my niece

No.77302

ya just beat episode 2

No.77303

>>77297
never posted or read just knew of it but ya i checked

No.77304

wth they have 16 boards and people are still posting on them daily

No.77305

teenchan

No.77306

mom told me to get outside this weekend

No.77307

NOT feeling horny

No.77308

i go outside almost every day technically mom needs to be more specific if she wants me to leave the backyard

No.77309

think i walked about 3 miles today

No.77310

guess ill jo

No.77311

fire up the love doll

No.77312

lars and the real girl

No.77313

thinking about cleavage

No.77314

>>77312
thats a good one

No.77315

none of the women in my family ever showed cleavage

No.77316

groan new im@s is a cgi show

No.77317

still need to start watching some winter anime can we delay spring a bit

No.77318

no

No.77319

defeated margit and the tree sentinel

No.77320

dont think i can watch this its so bad even on the first ep

No.77321

>>77319
stream

No.77322

computers not powerful enough for that only just upgraded my gpu and ram to even be able to run the game

No.77323

simply lower the resolution and turn off aa

No.77324

already am

No.77325

lower it more

No.77326

look a stream just isnt on the cards ok i wish it was but it isnt

No.77327

glad i watched till the end of the ep nice choboraunyopomi illustration now i dont need to watch any more

No.77328

so when are we talking

No.77329

>>77322
what did you upgrade to

No.77330

was using a nvidia 1050 and 8GB of 2000MHz ram upgraded to a blazing fast rx 6600 and 16GB of 3000MHz ram

No.77331

youre in the big leagues now i hope to get there someday meself

No.77332

dont know what all these numbers mean

No.77333

got the same gpu but more ram 16 isnt nearly enough

No.77334

sounds good fire up a stream

No.77335

when was the last time someone streamed

No.77336

would stream if there was a way to stream anonymously with no account

No.77337

>>77333
its almost too much

No.77338

using 23.6 gigs as we speak

No.77339

need to build a new pc but looking at parts is too overwhelming

No.77340


No.77341

simply get a nice amd hexacore with a 6600 or 7600

No.77342

awoooo

No.77343

that long haired guy said not to buy alienware

No.77344

its a sad day when alienware has normal looking cases compared to what the norms are buying

No.77345

algorithm recommended me a video from the el salvadoran governments official account featuring voiceroid girls singing a song about the different provinces or whatever

No.77346

cooked up a nice sloppy joe with a habanero in it now im gonno chug and watch

No.77347

watching a catonese vtuber

No.77348

funny just watched chungking express

No.77349

waiting for the 5090 release to buy a new pc

No.77350

>>77339
https://www.logicalincrements.com/
simply use this guide check the total budget that lines with what you can afford unless you only need parts

No.77351

nah think ill pick the parts based on my intuition thank you very much

No.77352

might puke

No.77353

you need to put down the bottle

No.77354

>>77352
i was there yesterday but i made it through now im right as rain and a six pack deep

No.77355


No.77356

watched that earlier Please stick it in mee

No.77357

why are girls so mentally eel she could have been my wife in another timeline

No.77358

watching the wan show

No.77359

theyre simply extremely vulnerable to propaganda

No.77360

so am i just in the other way from being too literal and having no positive reinforcement from my peers because im retarded

No.77361

you have positive reinforcement from ghosta

No.77362

sigh went and got some cold ones and on the way back to my apartment 3 around 19 year old sexy slut teengirls in swimsuits got in the tiny elevator with me theyd just been swimming heard them laugh after i got off there was barely enough room to squeeze past them to get out

No.77363

you flipped up theyre not old enough to buy beer you should have invited them to your bachelor pad

No.77364

they wanted flip

No.77365

>>77355
gth skipper

No.77366

hungry as HELL but bro is in the living room with gf

No.77367

>>77351
gth impersonator

No.77368

beat godrick

No.77369

where was the stream

No.77370

wonder what love feels like

No.77371

woke up now to decide what shall i do today guess ill edge for an hour or two first

No.77372

hate dognorms so much its unreal

No.77373

feeling lonely

No.77374

used to dream of what the 2020s would be like things were supposed to get better not worse

No.77375

they did

No.77376

wonder how many of my jpros have killed themselves

No.77377

been saving some special brie for a while finally opened it sliced a big piece onto me plate picked up the plate and it fell off splat onto the ground

No.77378

thats what you deserve you flipping cheesenorm

No.77379

NOThin norm

No.77380

this modern world is a flipping prison are you really telling me i cant leave moms house unless i attend a 4 year university degree to work in an office for 8 hours a day

No.77381

dont think the guys hanging around in front of home depot have a degree

No.77382

all i need is some heroin and its all over

No.77383

drank 2 stolen cans of diet coke

No.77384

gaming

No.77385

>>77381
those norms were chainsawing something when i went to bed at 7 this morning

No.77386

kept touching the corner of my nose now theres a zit sigh

No.77387

my whole face is a zit

No.77388

https://sys.4chan.org/signin
sigh glad i havent made a post on any board in 7 years

No.77389

nice lurker

No.77390

you need an ota gold account to see this post

No.77391

i checked 4chan recently and saw that people had names and flairs and thats when i realized i was in hell

No.77392

that was just the april fools day joke

No.77393

that wouldnt have happened to be april 1st would it

No.77394

april norms

No.77395

mom wants me to go to the store with her i dont like going out with the sun still up

No.77396

glad ive never posted on biz

No.77397

that reminds me of i used to lurk g and some guy was shilling btc which was worth less than a cent back then and everyone made fun of him telling him i wonder what that guy is doing right now

No.77398

probably a skeleton in a coffin somewhere because he would have spent over 9000 of them ordering a few delivery pizzas thirteen years ago

No.77399

we are gonno be skeletons in a coffin one day

No.77400

NOT gonno be able to afford a coffin and burial

No.77401

same they will just drop me in an unmarked hole right before i die i will swallow a metal plaque with my name on it and some other stuff

No.77402

im gonno live forever

No.77403

crazy to think at some point humans will become immortal but i just wasnt born at the right time so i will have to die

No.77404

gaming more than usual today

No.77405


No.77406

>>77405
miss when genuine nerd culture was a thing

No.77407


No.77408

skipper

No.77409

held up a line of 4 carts because they raised the price of a jar of anchovies but they didnt update the tag id wager i wasted at least 3 dollars of employee wages and a combined 30 man minutes to save 70 cents

No.77410

love a good anchovy

No.77411

went outside to pick up my takeout burger but realized my shirt was cumstained so ran back in to change

No.77412

switch to white shirts and youll never have that problem again

No.77413

sis told me she can smell the cum

No.77414

how does she know what sperm smells like

No.77415

woke up its raining hard

No.77416

sister started taking birth control in high school and said it was for her acne

No.77417

sis never had sex and shes 20 she has autism like me and will probably die alone

No.77418

do you have a pic i might be willing to offer my services

No.77419

sis had multiple bfs before she turned 20

No.77420

hope mom doesnt know the spermsmell

No.77421

dont worry moms are all virgins

No.77422

sis has only had sex with her husband

No.77423

glad i dont have a sis if she was bringing random men in the house id rage

No.77424

is that what she tells him

No.77425

sis will have to give her virginity to me before she can start dating

No.77426

sis saw my morning bone and said shes not into cest

No.77427

mindblowing that in the early 00s it was normal to call people things like gay and tard

No.77428

im gaytard

No.77429

gonno make an extreme one chunk ironman

No.77430

>>77427
still is

No.77431

gonno jerk off and cum then head to bed

No.77432


No.77433

you know caffeine at high doses almost feels like an alcohol hangover

No.77434

nah

No.77435

hb new 4 hour pannenkoek wonder what fast food i should get before firing it up

No.77436

woke up lots of posts mornin ghoty

No.77437

last time i had pancakes i drained half the bottle of maple syrup

No.77438

or maybe that was the last time i had muffins

No.77439

drain these balls instead

No.77440

um no thank you

No.77441

rude you dont deny a neetballdrain when offered

No.77442

back off he was askin me

No.77443

made a pizza im guessing it wont be that good the dough seemed tough

No.77444

hope its a nice zero carb chicken crust pizza

No.77445

weighed myself gained over 2lb since this morning

No.77446

dont wanna know ate so much junk since easter and my gut feels massive

No.77447

uh since easter that was 2 weeks ago

No.77448

yeah mom made a bunch of desserts for easter and she told me to eat the leftovers then it just kept going from there

No.77449

as for me i lost four pounds now im 152 stickman

No.77450

>>77444
nah it was habanero and anchovy it was pretty good but i could have just put them on a frozen one and not made a mess

No.77451

feel like grocery store peppers arent as spicy as they used to be

No.77452

it was hot im not looking forward to it coming out the other end

No.77453

what am i supposed to do now that i know i get no matches on dating apps i was coping by telling myself i could at least get some ugly unemployed girl if i tried

No.77454

were not supposed to use those theyre only successful for the 99th percentile of men

No.77455

that would be me if i tried

No.77456

they should make one of those but for lgfs

No.77457

think i might force myself to game by rebooting and immediately clicking a desktop shortcut instead of notepad and foobar and normfox on my taskbar like i always do

No.77458

uh notepad

No.77459

hope that desktop shortcut is for obs

No.77460

>>77458
++ of course

No.77461

got 92 tabs open in notepad++ need to clean em up

No.77462

made the mistake of looking up the historical bitcoin prices after that post earlier hoooooo boy have to simply remind myself i would have wasted it as soon as it went to 100 each

No.77463

dont bother the bubbles gonno pop and itll be worthless

No.77464

hate the tabs guy

No.77465

sigh sorry

No.77466

close your damn tabs

No.77467

no

No.77468

lips feel a bit swollen

No.77469

i didnt download all this ram just to close tabs like a plebeian

No.77470

i mena like a peasant

No.77471

https://youtu.be/E3YfR1IyFPQ
found funny video about ghota

No.77473

you know what i dont think i need a female why put all this effort in for nothing even if i mated with one she would divorce me and take all my stuff or maybe kill me

No.77474

the deleter

No.77475

this is a volcel board you really think something that makes your dick feel slightly better than an onahole is worth the hell attached to spending time around foids constantly

No.77476

beat recettear again i remembered it being longer but it took less than a day

No.77477

although it feels like NOT a single subplot actually finished so maybe i was playing it wrong might be time for round two

No.77478

i remember it being long too maybe because i kept spamming dungeons

No.77479

>>77475
i thought girls were just like me and shared my interests except you could have sex with them and not be ronery was i wrong

No.77480

think if i met a loser neet girl i could make her my gf just dont know how to go about finding one

No.77481

put an ad in the local paper and youll reach every girl that lives with her parents at least

No.77482

realized the only girls who share my interests would naturally have some meme mental illness and dyed hair and would consider themselves polygamous

No.77483

guess ill jo

No.77484

guess you will

No.77485

>>77482
id be okay with that apart from the polygamy

No.77486

miss the days when dyed hair meant she was into horror movies and had a stepfather so i might have a chance

No.77487

she didnt go to my school though she was just a figment of my imagination if i ever had a shot i was too tard to notice for another decade may not have noticed some of them now

No.77488

remember being a kid and having a panic attack about becoming old and telling myself to just focus in the moment and play video games to distract myself and now im 30 and still playing video games to distract myself and life hasnt gone anywhere i am going to die in moms house while playing video games

No.77489

same broke down once because i didnt want to finish school get a random bad paying job and live an irrelevant norm drone life instead im 32 virg waking up at 5 pm to game and watch youtube

No.77490

no one understands us gamers

No.77491

woke up reflux thats what i get for feasting too hard

No.77492

going to bed might flip my schedule tomorrow think ill try taking melatonin to help with my non 24 sleep wake disorder

No.77493

went to bed at 2 woke up at 7

No.77494

dont know when i went to sleep and dont know when i woke up

No.77495

cant sleep in the boss would be pissed

No.77496

gochiusa aired over 10 years ago

No.77497

mom went to work gonno work out to get beach body ready for gaming

No.77498

wonder if cools are attracted to themselves would defiantly be easier to work out if i thought i was sexy

No.77499

you can induce agp in yourself if you jo to yourself in the mirror

No.77500

brewed up some fancy nescafe instant coffee with extra cream think i prefer milk to cream

No.77501

i just brew black coffee i dont bother adding anything else to it just beans and water and i drink while its piping hot so it burns my taste buds and i dont taste the bitterness

No.77502

what about the transbians

No.77503

never use any milk or cream or sugar or anything dont like the taste

No.77504

>>77457
lucky wish i could still listen

No.77505

listened hard as a teen thats why i have normitus now

No.77506

watchin ghost world (2001)

No.77507


No.77508


No.77509

regretting that coffee urethra is burning

No.77510

mom keeps telling me to do taxes

No.77511

my taxes are paid

No.77512

the taxpayer

No.77513

only exist to pay taxes

No.77514

cant remember if took caffeine pill so took aNOTher one or maybe it was the first

No.77515

ive been taking less caffeine pills cause i think theyre a scam they say they are 200mg of caffeine but i dont really feel anything from them but then if i take instant coffee which is 100mg of caffeine i feel that and thats on days when i dont take the pill before hand

No.77516

been shiting my guts out still feel backed up

No.77517

in coffee the caffeine is already dissolved so it absorbs quickly through your mouth flesh but the pills need time to digest in your stomach

No.77518

really happy with the frequency of posts lately keep up the good work guys

No.77519

thanks faggot

No.77520

gotto consume protein so i can become a big flipping neet i will be strongest one at the mansion

No.77521

mom warned me against eating too much protein

No.77522

love when i spend 20 minutes on the john finally wrap things up then the movement of walking back to my chair jostles things enough i have to back repeat ad nauseum

No.77523

fiber up

No.77524

cant relate i just shit once in the morning and it doesnt take more than 5 minutes and im good

No.77525

crying mom bullied me into giving her the wifi password earlier in the week now shes using her wangblows work normtop all the time and im too dumb to figure out vlan

No.77526

hate computers and technology and networks dont understand them they should all be destroyed

No.77527

the stuff near the exit needs to get out of the way for the stuff further in to make it out

No.77528

starting to feel dehydrated but too nauseated to drink any water

No.77529

>>77526
agreed we need to burn all things with transistors in them

No.77530

love a nice butlerian jihad

No.77531

how about a maiderian jihad

No.77532

computers have destroyed civilization things were much better when we had women doing calculations and we called them calculators because women are objects

No.77533

lets just reset the clock to when the square was this fun thing i played video games on and used to look at weird sites and pornography while mom wasnt home

No.77534

sometimes get nostalgic and want to return to the past but there are so many nice things to experience right here right now that the feeling goes away quickly

No.77535

such as

No.77536

its a double edged sword every single aspect of reality and the web has gotten ten trillion times worse but my download speed is faster theres an emulator for everything and i have more hard drive space

No.77537

never emulated anything newer than ps2 and that was available like two decades ago

No.77538

neither have i but two things didnt seem like enough

No.77539

got storage out me arse but my life is NOT any better for it

No.77540

also dont think going from 500kbps to 1gbps has made things much better either

No.77541

it would be good if only we had it and the norms didnt

No.77542

sigh the good ol days of dosing someone you got into an argument with on irc

No.77543

>>77496
still havent finished the first season of that

No.77544

skipped when i woke up shouldnt have seen what you were replying to sigh for a second i was there again

No.77545

dont think i finished the last season the first season was epic then it got worse

No.77546

dont even remember how many there are now or if i watched any past 2

No.77547

i wish to be human

No.77548

its NOT that great

No.77549

ate 1 steak 3 bacon 3 burgs might be time for some eggs

No.77550

woke up hey there ghoty hows everyone going today

No.77551

wish the norms werent so comically evil none of it has to be this way its a choice to have made it so bad

No.77552

its in their nature

No.77553

im norm

No.77554

fryin up 4eggs one of the yolks broke when i cracked

No.77555

fat bitch

No.77556


No.77557

NOThin fat i can see the shape of my ribs now

No.77558

>>77556
im on that list

No.77559

die transphobe

No.77560

>>77553
why are you doing this to me

No.77561

still dont understand why everyone became obsessed with trannies theyve been around and a low grade annoyance forever but dont remember them being the center of attention 20 years ago

No.77562

>>77560
its in my nature

No.77563

>>77561
because its fun to bully them

No.77564

norms view cels the same way gamers view noobs ripe for pwning

No.77565

norms owe me sex

No.77566

fine say ahh

No.77567

>>77561
they ruined videogames

No.77568

howso

No.77569

they just did

No.77570

love those speedrunners

No.77571

makin pasta

No.77572

makin or makin

No.77573

makin cum

No.77574

>>77561
the norms decided the internet needed to become real life once they reached critical mass

No.77575

im norm

No.77576

slurped down a big mug of joe not sure what to do now

No.77577

got something else for you to slurp down right here

No.77578

might be time for some decaf still got a bit left from last month

No.77579

uhh exsqueeze me decaf you have to be freaking kidding

No.77580

i cant have normffeine this late at night ill oversleep and be late for work

No.77581

weeping for you

No.77582

youre exqueezed

No.77583

browsing the 4 laughing at the funny pictures until i cant breathe all day again

No.77584

wish i could still laugh at posts on the chons

No.77585

never been a laughter

No.77586

last season had a good comedy show just watched the last ep sigh probably gonno be aNOTher few years before aNOTher one like that rolls around

No.77587

god why cant i just stop existing holy fuck god this is unbearable please make it stop

No.77588

have you considered manning up

No.77589

never golfed

No.77590

the fungus growing in my toenails is my only friend

No.77591

pic

No.77592

its enjoyable if its largely empty and you dont have to rush or care about score but playing a golf game while sitting in the yard on a sunny day while doing some pushups or laps back and forth every twenty minutes would be better

No.77593

girl in the new golf anime is really cute

No.77594

uh NOT care about score youll never win like that

No.77595

gonna lie on the couch and watch a nice docuseries

No.77596

fried up some tater rogis

No.77597

couchbrag

No.77598

didnt have any cheese today

No.77599

the cheeseless one

No.77600

fire up the terbinafine

No.77601

might be time to fire up a snooze

No.77602

>>77594
ya so im noncompetitive herbivore pmb its just a form of charity on uncs part to try and make me normal for a few hours a year

No.77603

>>77584
same too bad im still addicted hoping to recapture that and just get constantly enraged or depressed instead

No.77604

not that other guy but coincidentally i finally decided to mention my toenail fungus to dad when we were at walmart earlier and got some antifungal liquid for it

No.77605

how does a neet get toenail fungus

No.77606

caught it from my parents and im a tard who wears socks all day so that helped it grow

No.77607

hate socks but i hate the feeling of carpet even more so im forced into them like shackles every day

No.77608

guess ill snooze

No.77609

guess you will

No.77610

Please stick it in mee trying out the one pan pasta recipe poured water on a ton of really hot oil and sprayed the entire stove with an oil vulcan

No.77611

went for a nice 90 minute follow and stare at women walk need to get some prescription sunglasses so i can be more discreet

No.77612

die creep

No.77613

a little looksy never hurt anybody

No.77614

woke up f5d got an address not found error the issue was my connection but that scared me

No.77615

am i going bald keep finding hair everywhere maybe i need a neetcut

No.77616

im bald and sad

No.77617

love baldies theres NOT many people i can feel superior to these days

No.77618

love knowing that my existence makes other men feel good its the only thing i can offer at this point

No.77619

love making men feel good

No.77620

love men

No.77621

ate some pork and rice and brushed me teeth now i snooze

No.77622

tardlaughing by myself just closing the blackouts and getting under clean sheets with a full belly feels so nice im glad to be alive to experience such luxury

No.77623

craving eggo breakfast cereal

No.77624

craving some sex rn

No.77625

just cummed after working out always feels so good to sperm after a good workout sesh

No.77626

woke up and immediately took a 2 hour nap in moms bed havent slept with a pillow in a long time

No.77627

did it have moms smell

No.77628

i dont know im hard of smelling

No.77629

got motivated to clean the grill and needed to get something in the garage found out that every surface and open container of items is full of mouse shite where it wasnt before sigh

No.77630

pasted mouse

No.77631

sprayed some ant spray in here now im coughing

No.77632

i am the mouse who shits

No.77633

do it in a different garage why flip me over

No.77634


No.77635

woke up heya ghoty whats going on today

No.77636

im lying flat and letting it rot like usual

No.77637

havent seen a nice audiophile dog vid in years

No.77639

cant tell if the steak i bought is meat glued it looks like the pictures on the net but as i picked it up it started coming apart into separate pieces

No.77640

pic

No.77641

i dont think steak is supposed to fall apart that doesnt seem right

No.77642

>>77634
crying uncle is so full of vitality these days

No.77643

considering NOT eating today thats what i planned to do yesterday and the day before that and the day before that but gave up each time

No.77644

tired of norms

No.77645

that would be me

No.77646

tired of you

No.77647

sigh sorry

No.77648

how can you be tired of me already i just got back from work

No.77649

started reading sherlock holmes no spoilers please

No.77650

he solves the mystery

No.77651

bastard

No.77652

need to be isekaid stat

No.77653

dont think it was glued but if it was it was still good damn good in fact for 5 big ones

No.77654

steak doesnt even go on clearance for 5 little ones here anymore

No.77655

it was called a chuck eye its got my patented seal of approval if you can find one

No.77656

tired of being cel gonno shoot up a school

No.77657

crazy how much of my life has revolved around joing to children

No.77658

whats crazy about that

No.77659

>>77656
sigh dont do that cameron strader

No.77660

never been called cel its NOT like the checkout lady knows im virg

No.77661

Please stick it in mee same the local cashier girl thinks im baste probably

No.77662

got high and stalkwalked again bought a monster zero ultra on a whim it tastes pretty good never had one before

No.77663

lots of girls in short shorts today saw several asscheeks poking out but i jod this morning so no stalkwalking maybe once ive recharged

No.77664

havent had any energy drinks since my teendays

No.77665

me neither but i enjoyed it

No.77666

never started drinking them until a few years ago at least a decade after losing my ability to game

No.77667

never read sherlock holmes but i read gosick

No.77668

ate calzone now i sip coke zero

No.77669

itchy ear its NOT me tubes its the part inside the ear but outside the eardrum took a little peeksy inside and there isnt anything of note its just red and irritated

No.77670

how come ive never seen chicago style calzones

No.77674

it would violate the laws of physics

No.77675

is it your cocklea

No.77676

hungry as flip

No.77677

guess ill bathe

No.77678

>>77676
simply eat

No.77679

need to lose weight so i can start cold approaching women during the day now that im spending so much time wandering around town

No.77680

>>77678
what that guy said

No.77681

lost my connection tried plugging in directly to the modem and it worked so tried everything else even factory resetting the router and switching it out for another one turns out it was the modems cable after all because it was bent the wrong fucking way

No.77682

hope that doesnt happen to mine

No.77683

owned

No.77684

thinking about bloomers

No.77685

bloomers or bloomers

No.77686

making a pair of quesodillas

No.77687

grated too much cheese it turned into a trilogy

No.77688

can i have one

No.77689

sure just do the secret knock on my window and ill leave the plate for you before i snooze

No.77690

spoke on the phone earlier for the first time in easily 6 months granted mom was on the other end but i remembered how much of a pmb i sound like when im not ranting and raving

No.77691

had a memory recently of vandalising wiccapedia with moms friends daughter in 2004 or 2006 wonder if she wants to get married

No.77692

you bastard it took me a lot of work to fix it for my wiccan sisters

No.77693


No.77694

buruma

No.77695

ordered a spy cam off ali express

No.77696

>>77695
what are you going to do with it

No.77697

you dont want to know

No.77698

dont do it

No.77699

gonno take a massive shite then swallow a caffeine pill and do my workout

No.77702

want either a nice gyro or a nice za for lunch

No.77703

there was a dark brown flake floating on my smoothie just scraped it off with a straw and drank

No.77704

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.77705

did me workout feeling nice and strong now gonno eat this fish pie and have some cottage cheese

No.77706


No.77707

love worshipping shondos feet while her irl bf flips her

No.77708

new sseth

No.77709

dont you have a discord for that stuff

No.77710

sigh wish i could just post the funny embeds straight from the cord instead of having to reupload them to catbox

No.77711

love having group kidjo with the bros on the cord

No.77712

guess ill jo to that one wu zetian doujinshi

No.77713

hungry

No.77714

pasted nene almost flipping oding on sleeping pills by accident

No.77715

havent eaten in 2 days went on a 2 mile walk dont feel so good anymore weighed myself ive lost 1 pound

No.77716

was filling up at the gas station when this ad with piyo from jashin dropkick telling me to tap to jiggle ended up gaming hard

No.77717

can i have a translation

No.77718

woke up mornin ghoty

No.77719

got the hiccups right after waking up what the flip didnt even eat or drink anything other than some water raging

No.77720

hope they go away before 100

No.77721

gonno slam my cawfee and mow while mom makes a turkey meatloaf

No.77722

guess ill smoke some medicine

No.77723

die crackhead

No.77724

>>77708
game looks fun

No.77725

was just about to walk outside and mow now someone else on the street is doing it this same thing happened yesterday what the flip

No.77726


No.77727

eatin burg

No.77728

same but sausageburg

No.77729

thinkin about suicide

No.77730

gonno do it for real this time

No.77731

left the stove on came out of me cave to the place filled with smoke

No.77732

love a good smoke

No.77733

girl from the desk next to mine at work took off her shoes and kept flexing her ankles while wearing cute socks was very distracting

No.77734

how does one flex their ankle

No.77735

finna work out me ankle for summer

No.77736

if duels were legal i would just challenge someone to duel and if i die i get to leave this hell and if i win i could say i won a duel and i could keep doing this until i either become known in history as the best dueler and most daring man or flipping die

No.77737

meet me above edgeville

No.77738

sis asked me why i work out so much when im a 30 year old neet who doesnt leave the house and i told her its cause im a flipping beast and closed the door

No.77739

>>77730
lets not and say we did

No.77740

eated good but still feel tired

No.77741

shitted me pantaloons

No.77742

fried up 6eggs

No.77743


No.77744

started ranting about canadia and said some things that would likely be considered illegal threats if i lived there

No.77745

if i had to pick between computer science or computer engineering which one is the best for the current times i think engineering is better since programmers will be replaced with ai soon unless i can specialize in ai or something i am 30 and thinking of enrolling in a uni course for fun

No.77746

how bout plumbing

No.77747

not gonno be the middle aged balding plumber cel flip that id rather be the rich computer nerd cel

No.77748

if its just for fun take a course on assembly

No.77749

it is for fun but i also want an actual degree or something maybe i can make some money and stop living in poverty with my single mom on minimum wage but i am autistic and doing anything is hard but i am hoping this might be the one maybe i can handle computers without having a breakdown

No.77750

>>77745
gth foreignorm

No.77751

hope you can succeed where i failed and make 300k starting replying to emails from home for 2 hours a week like everyone else on imageboards

No.77752

mom forgot to put breadcrumbs in the meatloaf it looks like a wet pile of prechewed food

No.77753

pic

No.77754

sigh binged hard again

No.77755

die nintendie

No.77756

too depressed to take pics sorry i was in a great mood last night when i was drunk and watching scooby doo i would have taken one then

No.77757

i am le sad

No.77758

never ate meatloaf before

No.77759

playing some mtga Please stick it in mee

No.77760

you know what im just gonno kill myself now and not bother worrying about what to do for the next 20 years ill see you guys on the other side goodbye

No.77761

do a flip

No.77762


No.77763

love calling the suicide hotline and getting involuntarily locked in an asylum for days then billed five figures for the trouble

No.77764

not sure why everyone nowadays is so obsessed with the idea of living to the maximum lifespan and stretching life out as much as possible no matter what people in the 1900s were all killing themselves for fun and it was normal maybe they saw death as normal because of all the war or something

No.77765


No.77766

>>77764
because people have existentialism now and realise that our lifespans are very short compared to infinite death so you may as well extend them as long as possible before people truly believed you would go to heaven so didnt care as much about dying

No.77767

ya its NOT like people were writing stories 4000 years ago about how girugamesh came to fear mortality and seek immortality in vain

No.77768

browser crashed

No.77769

told you to get more ram but you just made fun of me

No.77770

had plenty of free ram

No.77771

i hecking love memory and cache

No.77772

>>77760
can you wait like another ten years i feel like our 40s is where its all gonno start getting good

No.77773

cant wait to look in the mirror when im 50 years old and have a good tardlaugh

No.77774

cache me outside how bout dat

No.77775

felt some food fighting to come back up

No.77776

groan left a tissue in me shirt pocket when doing laundry now my clothes are covered in little pieces of tissue paper

No.77777

its over

No.77778

die get-waster

No.77779

my mother always said that life is like a tissue that has been left in a pocket

No.77780

die hyphenorm

No.77781

dont even remember the last time i had real ice cream NOT the air filled frozen dairy desert you can buy at the grocery store these days

No.77782

why not make your own ice cream

No.77783

dont have the proper tools or ingredients

No.77784

plus im trying to NOT eat sugar havent had any in weeks NOT counting whatever tiny amount is in heavy cream and that tomato i had two weeks ago

No.77785

im heading to bed flip all of you

No.77786

mind if i join you

No.77787

its a virgin manbaby bed that i have used since childhood so only space for one person

No.77788

youre NOT thinking vertically

No.77789

watchin some fetish porn crazy what females will do for money

No.77790

its even crazier to think what i would do for money

No.77791

flip burgers

No.77792

mom bought me a new bed on credit cards as a teen i guess assuming i would be getting up in all kinds of guts

No.77793

mommy needs grandkid

No.77794

its a shame shes not going to get one but shes still got a rapidly aging obese mankid to take care of

No.77795

my hair is so flipping white now im starting to look like that coffee guy its starting to bother me

No.77796

went for a 2 hour stalkwalk got monster zero ultra again

No.77797

>>77795
did you have blond hair originally think ive read that it happens faster the lighter your hair is

No.77798

dont know if i should fire up some pasta or just make a scramble egg sandwich

No.77799

was about to make pasta meself and dump cheese on it

No.77800

might end up following in your example

No.77801

i dont know if you consider egg noodles pasta

No.77802

havin some more midnight rogis tonight its farmers cheese

No.77803

im on a diet gonna get shredded over the next few months

No.77804

who cares about things like that at this point i was 120 pounds with zero muscle 15 years ago now im 210 with zero muscle theres no such thing as shredded when you spent puberty on your ass gaming instead of working outdoors or playing sports

No.77805

wow what a crazy thing to think about i was weeded out of the gene pool that long ago simply because my brain prefers being alone and having indoor hobbies

No.77806

>>77804
now that im in my 30s i wanna lose my virg so after i get in shape im gonna start going to bars and hitting on women

No.77807

can you document every step of the process the last time i tried talking to girls was in school and it did NOT go well

No.77808

sure just dont get mad and call me a norm when i score

No.77809

now we both know i cant promise that

No.77810

snoozin

No.77811

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

boy

No.77812

stfu seki

No.77813

woke up light heartburn sigh i never learn

No.77814

been more than 3200 posts perhaps its time we mosey on over to a new thread

No.77815

gonno try the nicotine in foreskin method

No.77816

the what skin

No.77817

we can make it to 5000

No.77818

guess ill ceilingstare and listen to some mcr

No.77819

cant imagine life without me normskin

No.77820

die skinbrag

No.77821

neighbor gamer raging hard at 7 am

No.77822

thats me sorry

No.77823

just realized im cel and now im having a panic attack

No.77824


No.77825

worked out feelin nice and manly gonno have a hearty meal with chicken and potatoes

No.77826

>>77814
there are too many good ones to pick from

No.77827

we have already decided on using the kenan and kel one

No.77828

we are never leaving this thread

No.77829

you say that every time

No.77830

tired of celwhine if you dont want to be virg just have sex simple as

No.77831

ok bend over

No.77832

weird how i didnt notice the post count until you said that and now every f5 takes 30 seconds stop hacking

No.77833

picking up my gun tomorrow from the nice boomer at the sto

No.77834

ennui

No.77835

i will make them pay for calling me a virg

No.77837

why would anyone even know youre virg the few times its come up in my adult life i just lied and said i havent had a gf in a year or two

No.77838

woke up hey there ghoty

No.77839

>>77837
one time a guy walked up to me and said to me 'youve never had a girlfriend have you' and i just looked at him awkwardly and said yeah and walked off so yeah i think people know

No.77840

its time we moved on

No.77841

thinking about how it used to say you need to wait 5 years before deleting that wanted to test that out but cant anymore

No.77842


No.77843

why do you jo to breast

No.77844

need that guy who used to reply to those pics with phew

No.77845

theyre like bags of sand

No.77846

phew

No.77847

hate myself

No.77848


No.77849

wish i wasnt fat

No.77850

gonno not have sex again today for 30 years straight

No.77851

watching a guro vtuber she did a stream simulating getting cut up into meat with squishy gore sound effects and lots of screaming and crying

No.77852

cut my life into pieces

No.77854

>>77812
not me

No.77855

stfu seki

No.77856

gonno smoke a whole pack then head to bed

No.77858

went to try and find strong zero they had sunny d mountain dew and arizona tea for alcoholics but not that theyre neglecting the japanophile market

No.77859

they have strong zero here but its expensive as flip

No.77860

saw suntory announced they were gonno start targeting the us market because the japanese were drinking less but that was a couple years ago wheres my strong zero

No.77861

its here theyre selling it already i just dont know where

No.77862

bought some 3 euros 70 abv vodka with cyrillic words on it

No.77864

hoping to game

No.77865

sigh gave in ate some rice already gained a pound

No.77867

still havent watched the tamayura films need to rewatch the series first think i said that 4 years ago

No.77868

uh euros

No.77869

moving to europe

No.77875

guess ill rustle up some vittles and put on a movie i cant remember if i spermed already today but i cant remember so i wont

No.77876

cranked up the ac

No.77877

trying to watch vikings with mom but theres too many flipscenes

No.77878

mom loves that show dont remember seeing too many flipscenes when i would walk out to the fridge while she was watching

No.77881

now that i think back she did seem to always pause it when i left my lair

No.77883

okay thats it guys the thread is done now time to move on and stop posting here its finished

No.77884

sure get in here >>11177

No.77885

gtfit

No.77886

just found out that game starbound is a terraria clone and NOT what i thought it was

No.77887

missed out on the terraria craze because i had already asked mom for her credit card to buy minecraft i think i was 16 at the time

No.77888

i know now that lol is lame but the same bro that recommended it to me back then also said i should preorder dark souls and i didnt listen he abandoned his bros for some rich chinks who were down with assfaggots

No.77889

might blast some pissssssssss out my ass

No.77890

woke up

No.77891

sneezin

No.77892

package cleared customs already ali orders come a lot quicker than i remember

No.77893

should get in on buying some consoles while the yen is still weak as hell

No.77894

havent had a console since i was a kid NOT counting me trusty ds

No.77895

sometimes think about buying a nice figure but then i look them up and remember their strategy is to only sell preorders that end too early and then never sell again except extra popular shows and give up before trying to search the secondhand market

No.77896


No.77897

as soon as i saw the gay keyboard i closed and reported you for posting child porn

No.77898

you cant call nbs keeb gay

No.77901

fagblog

No.77902

were NOT actually using the turd thread are we

No.77903

>>77902
yes we are

No.77904

nothing wrong with a nice rgb keyboard

No.77906

rgb
retarded gay baby

No.77907


No.77908

never graduated never moved out never done anything that would be considered a life milestone

No.77909

ate more carbs

No.77910

kys carber

No.77911

its not your natural diet

No.77912

carbnorms are low iq and diabetic while protein and saturated fats eaters are high iq and jacked

No.77913

love carbs little caesed hard yesterday

No.77914

let life little cease

No.77915

>>77907
never watched or read this but always meant to

No.77916

got a flippin tooth abscess but cant get rid of it cause the tooth has been covered up with filling so cant drain it anywhere and i dont want to go to the dentist again flip

No.77918

woke up mornin ghoty

No.77919

how did it get in if the hole was filled

No.77920

he loved filling his cousins holes

No.77922

picked up my takeout and saw this young chinese couple park double illegally he had long dyed blonde hair and she wore a black miniskirt first they didnt park in a parking spot and then second they left the parking lot to go across the street even though the sign said it was only for customers of the strip mall

No.77924

why didnt you draw your weapon and perform a citizens arrest

No.77925

>>77922
thats a bad omen

No.77926

more energy than usual today think it was the carbs

No.77927

love feasting on a big bowl of carbslop before my rock lifting session

No.77928


No.77929

didnt lift no rocks but thats NOT a bad idea

No.77930

wheres my gf

No.77931

had too much cawfee my hearts been pounding out of my chest and ive been dizzy for the last hour while mom and iwatched a movie im tripping balls

No.77932

you need to detox

No.77933

ate big burg

No.77934

nice

No.77935

it was ok

No.77936

might lie around on the couch all day and night for a few weeks and watch all of cops

No.77937

wish i could join you

No.77938

whats stopping you

No.77939

i dont know where you are for starters

No.77941

used to watch cops and campus pd on g4 for like 4 hours a day while i browsed the 4 once upon a time

No.77942

guess ill make an omelet and snooze

No.77946

woke up

No.77947

whats the plan for today

No.77948

think we should build the himotansion in uganda

No.77949

im liking the conversion rate 2 neets on bux and all of a sudden weve got as much capital as the president

No.77950

2 of dads coworkers were kidnapped and beheaded on a work trip to uganda in the 90s

No.77951

that sounds too eventful to be true nothing cool happens in meatspace

No.77952

i berieve it those guys have a real attitude problem

No.77955

was trying to nojo but i tarded out and downloaded 30gb of pornographs

No.77956

damn good nene english stream



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