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No. 1088

This is my happy place

No.1089

15,030/10 good happy place dude.

No.1090

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What the fuck is this bullshit?

No.1091

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No.24385

gih

No.24386

hell ya this is it

No.24387

want to drink another glass of tea but i know itll make me nauseated already feeling a bit off from the first this happened the last time too and the time before it wonder if its in the way i steeped it dont get this problem from hot tea

No.24390

thought youd find this

No.24391

Please stick it in mee

No.24393


No.24398

phew

No.24399

>>1089
>>1091
nice flippin pedrietta

No.24400

woke up drinkin some joe and watchin the new ross

No.24401


No.24403

spam

No.24404

groan forgot the password to one of my old truecrypt vols

No.24405

uh

No.24406

uh what

No.24407

was going to post something but forgot

No.24408

was gonna just redownload but the sites been taken down its got the same suspended page as hima did Please stick it in mee

No.24409

what was it

No.24410

you know

No.24411

Get out himaturds

No.24412

shut it miladdio

No.24413

>>24410
sick bastard

No.24414

same need to rebuild my stash

No.24415

NOThin sick its natural

No.24417

die you flippin perverted creeps

No.24418

You people who like "loli" (such a sick word for sick people) are literally pedos who are looking at pornography of children. Don't give me your "hurr but it's a drawing!! :^^)" line, you're still fucked up and here's why. Your precious "loli" porn being drawn is irrelevant to the fact that you are pleasuring yourself to images of a child being fucked. "Butt it's drawn!" well you know what? Actual CP is drawn by the computer to display the image. What's that? You nervous? I can smell your resultant perspiration from the realization of your true nature through the computer. Now here's where you say "w-well it's not a REEEAALL kid!!1 ;^))" But guess what, it's no different from an actual child being the subject. You think that these artists just whimsically are able to picture a child's form so well that they can translate it to paper so simply? The reality is that those images are modeled after REAL children so your "but it's fake I swear!!" is a load of crap because you're touching your tiny self to the equivalent of an actual child. It's being "drawn" is just a delusion which you feed yourself because deep down you know it's wrong but you are so depraved that you try your best to convince yourself otherwise just so you can get off. Pedos make me sick.

No.24420

cracked

No.24421

think that might have been inspired by me sitting by the sidelines with my 15 year old pc and deciding not to build a new one while my friend plays monster hunter with several people including the 6 foot 3 brazilian guy in chat

No.24422

that was me sorry

No.24423

should i read those posts can i get a summary

No.24424

nah its just freakspeak

No.24427

got drunk and longblogged once people started calling me freak

No.24428

Get out

No.24429

freaky posts cant make sense of any of them

No.24434

sigh finished the first and last blog might break out the normka

No.24435


No.24436

THE LEARNER!

No.24437

he learns hes the freaking learner thats his name

No.24438

>>24433
got freaked out halfway through and got confused

No.24439

gonna fire up iwara and lojo hard

No.24440

disable deletion NOW otamin

No.24441

paste freak deleting his posts

No.24442

moms bringing spicy wendys chicken sandwiches

No.24443

Please stick it in mee just made a spicy fried chicken sandwich myself

No.24444

getting hot and bothered joing and sweating like a pig

No.24445

pic

No.24446

why is freak always freaking stop being annoying for once

No.24447

of the sandwich i mean

No.24448

guess ill make pancakes and bloat up

No.24449

Post before and after pics

No.24450

too late thought you mean the sweaty joer and ate it

No.24451

guess ill snooze hima Please stick it in mee gotta say been enjoying life for the past few days

No.24452

what was the deleted post

No.24453

tis a mistery

No.24454

>>24451
any tips

No.24455

damn good game dungeon

No.24456

need to watch all the old ones before i watch the new one

No.24457

dont know how you could resist watching them until now

No.24458

never finished watching freemans mind

No.24460

teen ban

No.24461

QIANGQIANG is taking care of your order today

No.24462

phew sexy qiangqiang

No.24463

normans mind

No.24464

the normcaller he calls norms as they are thats his job thats his name thats what he does not to be confused with the normsinger or normwalker

No.24465

raged hard and fired up a 90 minute rant to mom because the spics decided to fire up a riding mower outside my window at 830 in the afternoon almost made eye contact with one of the beaner goblins while i was getting my 30 pack because they have no shame about being half naked in front of windows without curtains

No.24466

830 isnt the afternoon its the evening

No.24467

>>24460
i never finished it either and i started watching when it was brand new

No.24468

was talking to >>24459

No.24469

what did he say

No.24470

fell and bumped my head on the floor got a headache now

No.24471

the faller

No.24474

mom gave me some inline skates for my birthday

No.24475

>>24465
rantguy

No.24476

back from grans funeral

No.24477

pick up any chicks

No.24478

kinda want to eat but also want to keep my intestines clean just dont feel like bloatin n shittin like i know id start doing if i eat even a little

No.24479

nice bloat n shit

No.24480

its NOT that nice in fact its NOT nice at all

No.24481

PROTIP: nice means based

No.24482

came across a gaia poster complaining they cant buy food for 2 for only $800 a month anymore

No.24483

wish i was a pro

No.24484

>>24481
nah it means nice

No.24485

everyones agreeing with them too what the flip is that a normal amount for two people

No.24486

go back to gaia

No.24487

spend around 50 a week for my food

No.24488

i bow to the gaialords

No.24489

whats that $30 on blogs $20 on dogs

No.24490

nah thats just for food spend an additional 70 on wine a week

No.24491

>>24485
theyre definitely soypersons living in an urban hellhole eating delivery food exclusively if thats usd

No.24492

weird how id have to pay to get things done to me that id have to pay if i wanted to do them to others

No.24493

hope those goon bags are taxpayer subsidized

No.24494

you know it

No.24495

nothing better than drinkin wine on the jobnorms dime

No.24496

ill crack to that

No.24497

NEET is a disease. Die worthless leech scum.

No.24498

seethe norm bitch

No.24499

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee–deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

No.24500

wendys arrived fries were cold

No.24501

what do you mean arrived

No.24502

might be high time for some grilled cheesers

No.24503

never driven through a drive through probably never will because my car window doesnt work

No.24504


No.24505

thought freak was the only norm that got food delivered

No.24506

die city slicker

No.24507

nice $800/month

No.24508

might save that ross for tomorrow and ask mom to pick me up some snacks

No.24509

guess if theyre ripping me off at least this 30 pack is far fresher than any of the previous ones in a while

No.24510

When I was in elementary school, girls still wore bloomers in gym class.
It was in the first semester of the fourth grade that I became fascinated with bloomers.
I was a person who had no aptitude for sports, but I was excited on P.E. days because I could admire the girls in my class wearing form-fitting bloomers.
I remember taking off my briefs at lunchtime during the gymnastics festival that year in a private bathroom and touching my cock while thinking about the girl I liked in bloomers.
I always climaxed, but that day, for the first time, sperm flew out of me.
At first I didn't know it was sperm, and I thought it was white pee and was very surprised.
However, the pleasant sensation of the white mucus passing through my urethra, pushing it open, became a habit. When I rubbed my cock with my hand, a clear, sticky juice oozed out first.
I was nervous that the sound would be heard outside and I would be exposed. I remember feeling so good with a pounding heart, wondering if I would be heard outside.
Since then until today, I have continued to send out sperm while loving bloomers, school swimsuits, and tennis uniforms.

No.24511

pasted

No.24512

not sure whats wrong with me physically

No.24513

well how tall are you

No.24514

5'6

No.24515

think i have a guess

No.24516

>>24513
i mean i couldnt stop yawning after dinner but after cracking im wide awake

No.24517

what are you crackin

No.24518

dont know where the last thread went or id link to it

No.24519

hate being an excuse for a human im basically a child

No.24520

same

No.24521

im lower than a child more like a disgusting deformed animal

No.24522

i am a god among men

No.24523

im utterly revolting

No.24524

nah were fine

No.24525

guess ill go to bed been joing for nearly seven hours

No.24526

>>24518
its stuck between pages 1 and 2 you can access it from the catalog

No.24527

ota cant handle the power of our posts

No.24528

were you gooning out

No.24529

herpes outbreak on my leg

No.24530

i wouldnt say i was gooning

No.24531

havent used the catalog since the last time i spammed hard Please stick it in mee

No.24532

die spammer

No.24533

>>24529
die noncel

No.24534


No.24535

mom gave me herpes

No.24536

no ive had it since childhood

No.24537

sigh brosnap guy

No.24538

only had sex twice

No.24539

dont let the door hit you on the way out norman

No.24540

trust me im no normalfag

No.24541

die and perma

No.24542

you dont have to be normal to download tinder and upload some pictures its really that easy i dont see why there are guys complaining about lack of girls

No.24543

whos complaining

No.24544

>>24542
if there is a god hes going to have someone break into your house right now and shoot you in the face before i have to read another of your posts

No.24545

whatever im just trying to tell you that you could easily get sex or a girlfriend or whatever if you really wanted to

No.24546

i dont want to and never have im vol

No.24547

oh fuck there really is no god ive been right this whole time

No.24548

same im vol too

No.24549

never seen a vol that wasnt ugly

No.24550

well i could be invol but i wouldnt know because ive never once tried or wanted to try

No.24551

you have to be a norm to be invol anyway of course i could have relations of the flesh with a human female if i left the house and had a job and friends and was sociable and normal

No.24552

the bragger

No.24553

i wanted a gf from a very early age because my spock like mental state meant i was stupid enough to think that being male meant you would get a female it was only logical

No.24554

the leftover males

No.24555

i could have been a contenda

No.24556

gonna shower

No.24557

stream

No.24558

wish i was as pasted as spock

No.24559

he was the original assburger

No.24560

when are we gonno rope

No.24561

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u80aBlO2cWU
Japanese Roads Engineered to Play Music

No.24562

dont like the guy who posts the video titles alongside his youtube links prefer to be surprised

No.24563

its courtesy

No.24564

>>1089
crying

No.24565

>>24560
my life is about to get worse than the life of anyone else here and im still to much of a manbabe

No.24566

another dumb ass wordle today

No.24567

dont understand how tinder could work at all what you just put your details in and girls say they want to flip i dont think so didnt turt try it and find it did nothing but having some large bum gym girl unmatch him

No.24568

you say listen cunt get me a chicken sandwich and waffle fries for free

No.24569

youre supposed to use bumble

No.24570

ive picked that up from my time on the 4 these last few years but i dont want to do any of that gay shit just let me find a girl in rl then take her on a date to see that new munsters movie and make the other cel ive impregnated her with carry on this hellish existence

No.24571

whats stopping you

No.24572

might be a bit vol because if i had a gf i wouldnt be able to piss in the sink anymore

No.24573

>>24571
the norns

No.24574

them again whats their problem anyway

No.24575

never go to 4norm anymore even kicked the habit of spending a day there every few months

No.24576

do you have a j

No.24577

https://youtu.be/1XJ832KsyVc
raging at this whole conversation

No.24578

why are you watching destiny videos

No.24579

need to listen to some nice left wing bros so im not in an echo chamber

No.24580

destinys not left wing anymore he got banned from twitch for being a transphobic nazi

No.24581

hes left wing even if the far left doesnt consider him that

No.24582

nick pilled him too hard hes not left anymore

No.24583

hey retards didnt you mean to make those posts on foolzsugi

No.24584

why do you call it foolzsugi

No.24585

>>24583
its just freak bouncing off some teen

No.24586

maybe i was brainwashed into finding asian girls most attractive by harry potter

No.24587

>>24584
because im a knower of things

No.24588

i wish i had been molestered by the babysitter that made me want to read normy potter in my elementary school years

No.24589

babysitter was a very sexy young teengirl with big boobs and freckles

No.24590

dont even remember what she looked like just that she lived in the yuppie development across the street and being in her room mom also let me play their praystation when they asked her to watch their house on vacation

No.24591

literally every single person under 18 i knew in the 90s lived on the other side of the street and had a better life than me

No.24592

all the people in my street were poor and some were worse off than me because they were weirdly deformed or had speech impediments didnt stop the guy next door from becoming a phd though

No.24593

i wonder how all of their lives turned out i know the babysitter girl went to college or got married or some shit and mom dragged me to their pool party across the street from the house i grew up in when i was going throught pube erty

No.24594

played with the loli across the street who was a bit younger until a feud developed between her retard hungarian parents and mom

No.24595

i was 24 at the time

No.24596

had a girl friend next door when i was 5 but she moved away

No.24597

same we went to the same preschool together and i got scared at her birthday party when they pulled out the lizards

No.24598

there was a girl named nina in second grade that moved to idaho or iowa i hope it was idaho

No.24599

oh flip it was oregon

No.24600

she later died fording a river

No.24601

the forder

No.24602

used to think about her playing that on the classroom w98 machine while mom had behavioral meetings because that was and still is 95 percent of my mental context for oregon

No.24603

we should have been born in the pacific northwest its not flippin fair

No.24604

that might have been alright but we still would have ended up in this hellraiser 3 hell on earth reality

No.24605

nah we could have been self sufficient homesteaders stockpiling food and weapons

No.24606

we could have done that by now if we had grown a pair

No.24607

i cant believe gramps died thinking or pretending to think i was the non pussy grandson

No.24608

guess it depends what you think a pussy is

No.24609

think a lot of the pnw is like vermont new hampshire and maine i can only pretend to believe theres a god after that guy proved me wrong that i can get to one of those 6 or 7 states before the norms have total control

No.24610

why would you think its similar to the complete other side of the country

No.24611

because there are only so many states left where americans can be americans without the brown hordes and hyperbureaucracy even california used to be a nice place

No.24612

wish id tried harder on uncs boat sigh

No.24613

>>24608
all i need to do is look in the mirror

No.24614

>>24612
you did the best you could

No.24615


No.24616

>>24614
it wasnt good enough

No.24617

it will be soon enough

No.24618

were all gonno learn to be real men and its gonno come effortlessly not like how k-12 and then 12-30 went

No.24619

sounds good

No.24620

snoozin

No.24621

guess ill snooze too then

No.24622

woke up

No.24623

im woke

No.24624

what happened to all the posts

No.24625

sorry i havent been posting because its big bros bday and ill be out all day

No.24626

how was that game dungeon

No.24627

back from the store(s)

No.24628

nips hurtin bad

No.24629

woke up lojod

No.24630

heating up a can of Hormel (R) Chili with Beans

No.24631

actually its the Hormel (R) Chili HOT with Beans

No.24632

eatin with grilled cheese

No.24633

gotta say this Hormel (R) Chili HOT with Beans is a lot better than the Great Value (TM) Chili with Beans i normally get

No.24634

sigh feel bad for the canguy

No.24635

why

No.24636

he cant afford real food

No.24637

jealous

No.24638


No.24639

it says here 25% of americans are catholic theres no way thats right

No.24640

sigh oversnoozed didnt get to tell mom what i wanted at the store

No.24641

im catholic

No.24642

i would have been catholic if my grandparents hadnt been excommunicated

No.24643

might crack a hair of the blog its not essential but i just want to get the day started before moms back

No.24644

its a wendys night

No.24645

the wendys guy

No.24646

first vape of the morning

No.24647

die teen

No.24648

sister bought monsters

No.24649


No.24650


1)
SCHEME

No.24651

Under the moon loli to issho

No.24652

You will never

You will never

You will never

Grow wings

And be able to fly

Like a bird



You will never

You will never

You will never

Grow wings

And be able to fly

Like a bird

No.24653

napped

No.24654

the napper

No.24655

tried on one of those shirts i bought the other day fits good but the sleeves are too high and expose my shamefully small biceps i need the sleeves to end at my elbow

No.24656


No.24657

virus

No.24658

die

No.24659

you just got trolled as the kids say

No.24660

you dont even know what trolling is just like the rest of the vipkiddies

No.24661

wish i was vipper

No.24662

you can become vipper

No.24663

die

No.24664

lying & rotting

No.24665

groan tuna casserole tonight moms been flipping it up lately

No.24666

never had tuna casserole

No.24667

are you rich or did mom just throw a bag of mcdoubles into your cage every few days growing up instead

No.24668

mom never made casserole first time i heard the word was from calvin and hobbes

No.24669

mom just doesnt like tuna no need to be so aggressive

No.24670

short haired ladies

No.24671

sigh

No.24672

hopefully we get raided again

No.24673

were too hidden to get raided and the oat man would smite them instantly anyway if they tried any funny business on his site

No.24674

same mom doesnt like fish

No.24675

i can pretend to be a raider again of youd like

No.24676

if* sorry autocorrect lol

No.24677

had brie gorgonzola dried apricots dried tomatoes and salmon for dinner

No.24678

illusions cant satisfy me anymore i need the real thing

No.24679

sigh jellymin deleted my pitch perfect ai generated post…

No.24680

well youre in luck because ive been raiding for almost two years now

No.24681

why do you want to kill hima

No.24682

whats hima

No.24683

sick of the gods damned norms always fucking things up

No.24684

we are hima

No.24685

hima hima himaaaaa

No.24686

guess ill fire up the viptronics

No.24687

guess you will norm

No.24688

groan hope that teen trying to shuffle everyone into the normeru irc didnt stick around

No.24689

die groaner

No.24690

you cant just call 2kike a teen

No.24691

weird weather today

No.24692

the weatherman

No.24693


No.24694

virus

No.24695

im bored out of me mind

No.24696

fire up the anime

No.24697

cant already cracked

No.24698

that narrows down the options but some animes can be watched post crack

No.24699

taquitos were in the oven now theyre in the crockpot

No.24700

cracked a cold one

No.24701

wish i had some taquitos i wouldnt turn them into a pile of slow cooker mush though

No.24702

theyre talking about us again

No.24703

ugh its french

No.24704

if one hundred million people in this country vanished overnight life might be worth living

No.24705

you mena 8 billion people off the face of the earth

No.24706

sure but if the population dropped to 1980s levels it would buy time so that i could die before things got this bad again

No.24707

youre self centered

No.24708

but the talking heads told me that any kind of population growth slowing down is an existential crisis for a nation

No.24709

its ok we can fix it with immigration

No.24710


No.24711

how come no one has ever dug to the center of the earth youd think someone would just pour lava in a hole until they break the mantle but so far all our knowledge on the matter is theoretical

No.24712

i flipped her

No.24713

>>24702
we should give them a list of our demands

No.24714

already lojo'd and my sisters in the house

>>24710
jfc dude

No.24715

other way around shes the succubus

No.24716

we demand our own separate ghosthima board

No.24717

>>24714
uh whats the problem

No.24718

>>24717
such a scene needs no depiction imho

No.24719

is this a bot

No.24720

if you don't agree with some of the things i have to say you may brood in silence like I do

No.24721

die Inorm

No.24722

tough wordle today

No.24723

got something in my eye wonder if its the same eyelash feel like its been in there for days

No.24724

>>24716
thats just the tb and you refused to post there for years

No.24725

>>24719
seems like the same faggot tween thats been spamming hima

No.24726

nobody uses the tb thats why i deleted them

–moot (2014)
–seki (2022)

No.24727

moms laptop finally broke been too lazy to try and order her a replacement battery this last month or two so now shes freaking out and demanding to use my computer sigh i hate technology so much

No.24728

i posted on the tb when other people did

No.24729

todays wordle was way too hard

No.24730

tell her to head to the public library

No.24731

tough quordle too only got 3/4

No.24732

tried to get people to start posting on the tb at least half a dozen times but people would always come post a couple of times and go back to jp

No.24733

dont see the point in bringing any of this up i dont have any demands my trust was betrayed so instead of sticking around and meta raging i left its a peaceful solution

No.24734

same

No.24735

that guy said we have alpha personas

No.24736

face is sore jaw and forehead

No.24737

just a humble sigma volcel like kant and newton

No.24738

>>24732
was that not what i was supposed to do i always posted on it that way

No.24739

hopefully we get raided by a namefag

No.24740

went to lidl for the first time today

No.24741

never been to lidl whats it like

No.24742

like aldi but without needing a quarter for the carts

No.24743

crying hard all these posts could have been posted on hima instead

No.24744

on where

No.24745

Got invited out to a pub with the boys but didn't feel like getting dressed rather drink at home with hima instead

No.24746

>>24744
traitor

No.24747

emperor cameron isnt fond of defectors

No.24748

cant go back to hima tired of seeing teen embeds

No.24749

love running into a bug binging it and finding that people have complained about it for almost two decades without it being fixed

No.24750

the binger

No.24751


No.24752


No.24753

woke up scaping

No.24754

cracked open a single cold one and ive been burping and feeling awful for hours im never drinking again its so bad

No.24755

i want to go back to hima but as it was not as it is

No.24756

dont want to go back to camerons palace or sekis playground or entubers toilet or hima oh wait those are all the same place

No.24757

ass is swamped guess ill bathe

No.24758

feeling awful going to snooze it off

No.24759

weird day today

No.24760

gambled and lost in bed last night it was shocking

No.24761

want to go back to when hima would get 500 posts a day not 50 posts a day there and 80 posts here

No.24762

this pace is more peaceful its not so bad

No.24763

same i cant handle change in real life definitely cant tolerate it in my virtual one

No.24764

you could always post more

No.24765

no thats not an option

No.24766

>>24764
i already make most of the posts

No.24767

>>24761
nice try but i just counted 328 posts here on (Sat)

No.24768

straight bussin fr fr

No.24769

>>24766
nah thats me im what you might call an alpha persona

No.24770


No.24771

dont click virus

No.24772

made a few otaposts today been doing it more lately its just like the good old days

No.24773


No.24774

big bro tested positive for normvid

No.24775

ya i bet hes positive alright

No.24776

got todays wordle in 3 because im intimately familiar with the concept

No.24777

>>24767
fakeposting doesnt count

No.24778

>>24776
what do you mean

No.24779

you know

No.24780

what do you mena

No.24781

my question was directed to >>24777 in case it wasnt clear

No.24782

yeah it wasnt clear because you quoted a different post

No.24783

no i didnt

No.24784

its coppolas birthday

No.24785

the concept of cacao

No.24786

cacao was yesterdays wordle numbnuts thats the one i said was dumb as flip

No.24787

dont understand these posts because ive never played wordle when people starting posting about it i looked it up and i gather its some crossword puzzle put out by the norm york slimes but i still dont understand why people keep posting about it

No.24788

die foreignorm

No.24789

oh Please stick it in mee thought it reset at the same time for everyone sorry

No.24790

fool

No.24791

we got raided by a namefag

No.24792

only play it because my ghostabros do

No.24793

do the wordle and mini crossword every night while lying in bed

No.24794

oh my~

what a rich vocabulary you have

No.24795

dont know how to play normdle

No.24796

might be time to change my wallpaper

No.24797

how about a nice solid dark gray

No.24798

i was thinking lico

No.24799


No.24800

its fun

No.24801

in all seriousness imagine using this hideous imageboard software for namefags

No.24802

so is sex but you dont see me blogging about every time i do it

No.24803

>>24801
what do you mean

No.24804

mom got some frozen gook food and i wouldnt eat it because it was full of tofu and soy so this time she got chicken wontons and theyre also full of tofu and soy

No.24805

if soys good enough for the japs its good enough for me

No.24806

>>24803
i mean you could always pester your admin for an upgrade ok

No.24807

whats wrong with tofu and soy

No.24808

have you seen what yayoi men look like im already a zero test manbaby i cant start eating what they eat

No.24809

what if it turns you into a powerful jomon instead

No.24810

ya they look sexy

No.24811

uh

No.24812

what

No.24813

well in terms of food i could make tonight in a microwave its either literal soy cubes or raising the levels of bpa in my blood by a thousand percent from eating canned soup 3 times in a week

No.24814

if youve got such a big problem with it then either ask mom not to buy that stuff or start buying your own food

No.24815

i dont care what she buys im simply looking to snack and its the only processed food product in the freezer that wouldnt result in a rage if i ate it all

No.24816

simply gaj and buy your own food

No.24817

i bought those soups and i would have bought frozen snacks too but the walmart i went to doesnt have the grocery store part

No.24818

dont think eating processed frozen food is any better than canned soup or tofu

No.24819

depends on what you get

No.24820

the chemicals

No.24821

test

No.24822

that laptop battery is bulging put on sunglasses in case it blows

No.24823

pic

No.24824


No.24825

sigh he loved beerus

No.24826

finished grilled cheese #6

No.24827

thats too many

No.24828

nah

No.24829

>>24823
already threw it down the storm drain

No.24830

thats illegal

No.24831

im illegal

No.24832

nice criminal dumper

No.24833

had to dump some tvs since theres nowhere left that takes them for free now and im not paying to throw something away

No.24834

streaming i robot on truhima

No.24835

foul smelling farts

No.24836

do they sell flatscreen tvs at goodwill

No.24837

when they have one yeah

No.24838

havent been in 8 or 9 years wonder how much good stuff i missed out on

No.24839

got my chair from goodwill the last one too plus some monitors

No.24840

starting to starve have to evaluate my options maybe i could make grilled cheeses like that guy but the only kind is monterey jack

No.24841

bacon montereyjack dogs

No.24842

might soy out anyway because i dont think one grilled cheese is gonno do it

No.24843


No.24844

paste

No.24845

i dont

No.24846

why isn't triangle cheese perfectly triangle

No.24847

cracked

No.24848

was playing legend because im a gamer too

No.24849

might go get a box of wine and crack too

No.24850

>>24834
is this a joke about the bot posts

No.24851

these are pretty good but theyre just mini pierogies

No.24852

wish it was still winter

No.24853

monterey jack is vile as a grilled cheese

No.24854

nah

No.24855

trust me its so bad i can barely finish it

No.24856

tardlaughing thinking about the tubies posting embeds to themselves on deadsugi

No.24857

i almost choked

No.24858

never once flagged a single pic as pornographic or unfunny as a gag order
to prune the realhime

No.24859

nice turt giving pnig some commissary funds

No.24860

guess theyre even now

No.24861

he will probably die in a car accident son and then they will be even

No.24862

NOT supposed to be trusted with the wheel

No.24863

so hungry lately

No.24864

why not eat

No.24865

bet i could have been somebody if i had a normal appetite as a kid and teen probably stunted my growth

No.24866

good thing this life was just a trial run for the real thing imagine how bad it would be if whats already happened up to now was all we got

No.24868

pic

No.24869


No.24870

guess ill fire up a nice jav

No.24871

why did that guy delete his post

No.24872

wish i was cured of creamer fever

No.24873

not sure but the post said that seki made fried chicken

No.24874

>>24871
oatman did

No.24875

is life harder for us than it is for the norms or are we just too weak willed to fake it 24/7 for life

No.24876

should I order more noots off normazon

No.24877

what are noots

No.24878

>>24875
norms (males) have a pretty cookie cutter life when it comes to social standards

but financial constraint will decide which end of the tally you end up on ultimately

No.24879

>>24877
nootropics

No.24880

its ten percent luck twenty percent skill fifteen percent concentrated power of will

No.24881

>>24876
order rope and kill yourself

No.24882

>>24878
shouldnt you be on discord with your buds double space norm

No.24883

heatin up some lasagne

No.24884

my favorite

No.24885

im just like garfield

No.24886

actually garfield is far cooler than me

No.24887

its garfield day

No.24888

im just like jon

No.24889

tired of reality its been in my face all day every day for far too long even though i rarely go anywhere

No.24890

constantly on the verge of falling asleep lately

No.24891

i know that feel you need a nice schedule fix

No.24892

whats that supposed to mean

No.24893

what do you think its supposed to mean go ahead take a random wild guess

No.24894

how is his schedule relevant to being tired he could go to bed at 8pm and wake up in the middle of the night

No.24895

damn good lasagne

No.24896

thinking about bloodborne and posting on hima those were some good times

No.24897

big bro keeps hassling me to borrow his ps4 and play bloodnorme told him ill never play a console game

No.24898

https://www.twitch.tv/bloodnorme
just reminded me Please stick it in mee

No.24899

the first 18 months of hima was the right place at the right time im happy to have been there

No.24900

its fathers day hope you all remembered to get dad something

No.24901

i dont have a dad

No.24902

everyone has a dad

No.24903

NOT me mom says it was an immaculate misconception

No.24904

its not all its cracked up to be

No.24905

brewin microplastic coffee

No.24906

you cant

No.24907

you know turns out people who are allergic to instant coffee are actually allergic to cockroaches

No.24908

shamiko said cockroaches arent scary because they dont bite

No.24909

might buy some cigs soon feel like im old enough

No.24910

>>24897
how have you never played a console game teenbro

No.24911

you cant talk to apartment guy like that fucker

No.24912

>>24910
i have in the past but havent used a controller in more than a decade and wont start now

No.24913

how did you play darkie

No.24914

with a keyboard and mouse like god intended

No.24915

never played norm souls

No.24916

you missed out

No.24917

got defeated by darkie 2 gonna wait until ive rebuilt my strength and try sekiro

No.24918

what do you mean missed out i could play it now if i wanted to

No.24919

you wont be able to have the online experience

No.24920

always played offline anyway its just not the same to fire it up for the first time now its like playing pong in 1995

No.24921

uhh i fired it up for the first time a few months ago and loved every minute of it it was great

No.24922

uh online experience was dark souls an mmo i dont remember that

No.24923

>>24921
its not the same

No.24924

you cant speak for my experience norm

No.24925

now remember that feeling whenever you want to speak for the experience of women

No.24926

the correct term is persons of female

No.24927

>>24924
nice uppity decadelatenorm

No.24928

gonna be a couple decades late to losing my virginity

No.24929

>>24927
was already an adult when dark souls came out at that point its all the same shit

No.24930

nice 28 year old

No.24931

bit older

No.24932

uh huh

No.24933

you arent an adult until the big four oh

No.24934

cant wait to turn 40 look in the mirror and tardlaugh

No.24935

tardlaugh and grow fat

No.24936

reinhard died at 25

No.24937

im more like yang anyway

No.24938

he didnt make 40 either

No.24939

im just like oberstein

No.24940

#YangGang

No.24941

die commie

No.24942

should i slam another cold one moms already gonno rage that im sleeping past 2pm since its a weekend

No.24943

hell ya

No.24944

woke up at around 6:30

No.24945

thats too early

No.24946

nah

No.24947

>>24944
ante meridiem or nah

No.24948

no or hed say 18:30

No.24949

brought out my giant mason piss jar

No.24950

pic

No.24951

the only rules in my world are to never piss in the half gallon jar or the blog mug

No.24952

cant wait to use the communal mansion piss jug

No.24953

youre not gonno want to uncap that

No.24954

>>24949
Hello Based Department? Yeah… you're going to want to check this one out…

No.24955

get killed kid

No.24956

dont think a jp mansion is gonna cut it were gonna need a multi house compound because i am NOT staying in the same building as some of those other jps

No.24957

why not

No.24958

>>24956
dont be a girl above average iq White menchildren have the self awareness to not bother anyone around them

No.24959

white isnt a proper noun

No.24960

Please stick it in mee inflation is so high the treasurys growth calculator doesnt let you select interest rates high enough to match series i bonds

No.24961

i know but the you know whats capitalize theirs and i have to stoop to their level now that the federal government wants to kill us

No.24962

dont understand inflation or tax or any of that crap i just drink and game

No.24963

wish i was you i dont even have a job or leave the house regularly and i understand it

No.24964


No.24965

the buddies capitalize the N now

No.24966

i dont know what youre talking about or how its relevant white isnt a proper noun quit mimicking buddies what next are you gonna start posting in ebonics

No.24967

the buddylover

No.24968

local grocery store is set to start charging for plastic bags im thousands of miles from california thought id be safe from this insanity

No.24969

in the words of kenneth upon seeing the fbi seize his hard drives shieeeet

No.24970

>>24968
wait until they start charging you for any bag you didnt bring into the store yourself like a woman

No.24971

uh thats what i just said theyre about to do

No.24972

uh i always bring my reusable grocery bag to the store dont tell me you guys are still bringing a bunch of plastic bags home

No.24973

>>24971
im talking paper

No.24974

i havent seen a paper bag in years dont think they have those anymore

No.24975

except tjs theyve still got em

No.24976

took 6000 iu of vitamin d might take some magnesium too im thinking 600mg

No.24977

sigh just remembered the locodols

No.24978

made bacon gorgonzola munster sandwich

No.24979

best damn sandwich ive had in a while think itd be better if i added an egg

No.24980

cut up the other half of that flavorless cantaloupe its still flavorless but maybe a little better

No.24981


No.24982

actually i only cut up half of the remaining half but im gonna go cut up the last quarter now

No.24983

sigh guess everyones at church

No.24990


No.24991

sometimes find screenshots in my screenshot folder of things i dont remember watching

No.24992

woke up showered ate steak now im making coffee

No.24993

uh steak in the morning hope that was chicken fried

No.24994

i just woke up

No.24995

so

No.24996

time to sip

No.24997

guess ill make another cuppa brew myself

No.24998

wish i had some milk but i forget to pick some up yesterday plus milk prices have been rising what i really dont like is how a quart is like half the price of a gallon so i feel compelled to buy the gallon but then often dont finish it

No.24999

maybe i should get powdered milk used to make my own hot cocoa powder used powdered milk as an ingredient so itd be just add water since heating milk up nicely is tedious but i get the feeling thatd just be worse

No.25000

this shows translating モテ to attractive even though it doesnt fit the context at all

No.25001

still saving that ross

No.25002

guess ill try to finish freemans mind

No.25003

never understood why jans always ban for days or perma maybe if it was an hour or two id actually sit it out

No.25004

you already said that ive never been banned on ota myself have you considered you might be the problem

No.25005

gbt

No.25006

im NOT talking about ota

No.25007

if youre talking about the 4 then you must be a literal teen if you think a 3 day ban is a long time if youre talking about somewhere else then you need to kill yourself back there pronto

No.25008

never said anything about 3 days being a long time tard i just said a range between days and a perma

No.25009

literally a teen

No.25010

idiot

No.25011

back

No.25012

woke up mornin hota might make some joe

No.25013

fire it up im getting my third cuppa as we speak

No.25014

had two thats enough

No.25015

>>25004
got my only non perma ban the other day for reposting turts address Please stick it in mee

No.25016

alright lads we had fun but its time to go back home to hima pack your bags

No.25017

nah

No.25018

you dont have a choice nb will ensure your safe passage dont worry

No.25019

sure simply remove antisocial criminal and stalker otrons ability to log in to the site in any way ban the bot ban the tubespammer and ill head on back

No.25020

someone thats not a literal drug abusing teen norm would be nice too bad we are out of options even tokike would be better

No.25021

>>25019
>>25020
youre asking too much how about we meet halfway

No.25022

woke up having a nice plate of tendies and fries for breakfast

No.25023

shaved showered shited and jod its time to game

No.25024

dont think theres a need for compromise things have been great lately hima can stay up as a containment board while the big dogs blog here

No.25025

ya its the tubie board im as the kids say lovin it

No.25026

which kids say that are they lolis

No.25027

i dont know i actually just made that up

No.25028

feeling anxious

No.25029

great now im feeling anxious too thanks a lot

No.25030

im feeling fine today

No.25031

>>25019
i gave him $20 for snacks what more do you want

No.25032

very easy wordle tomorrow

No.25033

i want you to leave

No.25034

might stream later tonight

No.25035

whats on the menu

No.25036

>>25022
having a can of clam chowder and a dr thunder meself

No.25037

dont drink sugarwater

No.25038

hope theres no double dippers here posting on ghost and hima

No.25039

going to make a site that combines both into one board so i can enjoy the full hima experience

No.25040

think i remember posting on a site called hima at some point its only a vague memory by now

No.25041

>>25038
cant help myself sorry

No.25042

thinking about the asus streams

No.25043

>>25038
nothin double dip ive made maybe a dozen posts in the last 2 weeks

No.25044

no wonder things have been so great

No.25045

cant argue with you there been the worst poster on the big h for most of a decade

No.25046

sigh mom has normvid which means im gonna get it

No.25047

hope youre triple boosted

No.25048

simply dont leave your room

No.25049

should i make a copy of my sonic cd and play it

No.25050

>>25046
its not even real you rube thats just what they call the flu now

No.25051

uh how can you say its not real i took the vaccine and it was nothing like a flu shot still experiencing side effects half a year later if it was just like the flu this wouldnt happen

No.25052

thats why i told you to not join the norms suicide cult by testing out experimental drugs for free you gave yourself aids

No.25053

its called doing my part were all in this together

No.25054

glad i didnt fall for the norms tricks and remained untainted

No.25055

had to get triple bolstered to keep my job

No.25056


No.25057

wow thats real epic but its also not relevant

No.25058

>>25054
ignorance is bliss i wish i could have made it to like 25 as a norm on autopilot compared to what actually happened

No.25059

what does that have to do with my post

No.25060

its NOT that great

No.25061

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No.25062

falling for norman tricks means youre mentally average and ignorant enough to believe them in the first place which sounds pretty freeing

No.25063

did you miss the part where i said i didnt fall for them

No.25064

no and im not talking about you just what you said

No.25065

oh

No.25066

when someone gets defensive its just because theyre afraid to appear vulnerable dont worry big guy youre with friends now

No.25067

not sure if i should bust out the wine or wait another 8 hours

No.25068

only got two pfizer shots dad got three and unc four

No.25069

8 hours from now is past bedtime

No.25070


No.25071

might watch a nice movie

No.25072

>>25068
how much inheritance are they gonno leave you when they die suddenly of heart failure in the next year or two

No.25073

eight figures but all of it going mostly to my cousin shes an only child

No.25074

nice flippin richunc

No.25075

hope you live in one of the 19 states or washington dc where first cousin marriage is legal

No.25076

id probably have to gaj to provide for myself

No.25077

the moon is full of japs >_<

No.25078

wish i was a nice middle class WASP

No.25079

gave meself a neetcut phew feelin good might have a glass o wine to celebrate

No.25080

whatever happened to trout

No.25081

that can of smoked trout i ate two years ago was so good i can still taste it just thinking about it

No.25082

why dont you pick up another can

No.25085

they only sell it at trader joes

No.25086

so head on down

No.25087

kitty is licking herself on my lap

No.25088

>>25078
its NOT that great

No.25089

wish i had a kitty to pat sigh

No.25090

NOT gonno lie its p great

No.25091

kitty or kitty

No.25092

a pussycat

No.25093

idiots halloween is over and i'm not even dressed as a kiotten

idiota

No.25094

conditions acting up didnt take my medicine guess ill pop

No.25095

gassy

No.25096

that was me too retard

No.25097

suppose ill cook and eat a meal

No.25098

grocery store was out of antacids except the super strength kind but i dont want those because i want to be able to pop a few guilt free and berry flavored but im not a fan of that

No.25099

got kicked off the insurance either this year or last and remembered i didnt know how to write my signature

No.25100

lets see it

No.25101

been plopping out microturds for the past hour

No.25102

im macroturd

No.25103

sometimes wish i wasnt such a perv horndog

No.25104

why its great

No.25105

youre supposed to let those instincts take control to sex women

No.25106

im only interested in 2d

No.25107

uh huh

No.25108

never taken laxatives before wonder what its like

No.25109

>>25088
ya it is believe me ill ive got is the W

No.25110

>>25108
had that thought many times over the years

No.25111

overcame my instincts thinking i would ascend to a higher plane of consciousness but all it did was making me weirder

No.25112

cant believe i fell for the 2d meme

No.25113

only done tapwater enemas except that one time

No.25114

downloaded some anime decided to at least accomplish something with my idle time instead of wasting wallstaring

No.25115

hell ya whats on the schedule

No.25116

naruto

No.25117

yeah watching some oriental cartoons is a real accomplishment

No.25118

shat me guts out

No.25119

NOT just once either

No.25120

sigh a blog sounds great right now but you know how it is with monday mornings

No.25121

>>25114
youre supposed to work on your talent

No.25122

maybe that is his talent bet you didnt think of that

No.25123

hope pnigs having a good juneteenth

No.25124

tried to think of a joke about juneteenth and fathers day coinciding but didnt come up with anything

No.25125

its fine if theyre on the same day because the people celebrating them dont overlap

No.25126

is the best i could come up with but its pretty weak

No.25127

>>25125
i noticed they made sure the fathers day article on the front page of the normspaper had a colored Please stick it in mee

No.25128

only learned about juneteenth last friday who comes up with these things

No.25129

cant believe the wks finally got their revenge

No.25130

no idea what juneteenth is and i dont care to find out

No.25131

some meme 'day

No.25132


No.25133

the pot made the underneath of my eyes all dark, if I get tested positive i'm going back to rehab i know it isn't the most happiest of thoughts

No.25134

die seki

No.25135

>>25130
>>25131
die racists

No.25136

Hell yeah let's blaze

No.25137


No.25138

the angry videogame norm

No.25139

sphincter hurts

No.25140

wonder if i will end up going balled is it normal to have like a visible seam of bare scalp on the top of your head that the hairs grow on either side of

No.25141

pic

No.25142

i feel like theres a name for it its like a big scar

No.25143

eating maria cookies ive gotten addicted to these

No.25144

i believe i asked for a pic

No.25145

knew i had seen it before it looks just like this except crooked as hell https://files.catbox.moe/43boq9.jpg

No.25146

well he kept his hair so i guess im good must be more noticeable because its getting long

No.25147

liking my new haircut

No.25148

isnt that just a part i think its normal i mean my hairs too thick to be able to do anything like that but normal for thin haired people

No.25149

my hairs too thick and lustrous to know about these things

No.25150

out of energy guess ill lie down

No.25151


No.25152

maybe next time

No.25153

>>25150
ldar is all thats left for me

No.25154

thought juneteenth was like the fourth be with you thing

No.25155

home after another hard day at the construction site

No.25156

I have internalized an identity as a hopeless loser and I make all my decisions based on it. It's why my hobbies are all dumb boring nerdshit and I refuse to have sex. It's all for the /jp/ cred.

No.25157

jp cred is highly valuable

No.25158

i cant handle real life

No.25159

napped for 4 hours and woke up

No.25160

as for me ill snooze

No.25161

took me snoozepill gonna snooze

No.25162

heck ya lojo'd in the morning

No.25163

no no no you cant

No.25164

lojoer is getting arrogant

No.25165

wish i was rich and lived in northern europe

No.25166

i know but shannequa is awfully quiet on the subject isn't she

No.25167

guess ill crack

No.25168

way ahead of you

No.25169

go to hell crackers

No.25170

too late were already in heaven

No.25171

got lightly ynajd twice today id be happy to work if i was the lone groundskeeper of a remote vacation property

No.25172

have you told mom that

No.25173

what if it ended up like that movie

No.25174

what movie

No.25175

the shining

No.25176

id just stay out of 237

No.25177

never seen the shining

No.25178

its not that great all the other kubrick movies are better

No.25179

was one of my favorites as a kid and still is

No.25180

i think video games gave me autism

No.25181

nah autism gave you video games

No.25182

cuckoo is the official name for a species of jellyfish that lives in the ocean

No.25183

gonno play with my peepee

No.25184

cooked a meal and ate it

No.25185

>>25181
i dont even have autism

No.25186

autism is my life

No.25188

i think all of my cousins live outside of major cities or they live in the middle of nowhere theres no inbetween

No.25189

sometimes daydream about meeting them again and being the cool cousin and they let me live with them for free

No.25190

piss jar is filled with condensation or pissdensation as they call it

No.25191

grew up in a red state that turned blue and my life has sucked ever since

No.25192

dreamed about huffing hairspray and getting brain damage

No.25193

wish chinks didnt add these peppercorns to everything that burn my face off

No.25194

feel like my tounge wasnt white when i was younger but it sure is now

No.25195

love peepercorns whats your problem

No.25196

crying hard trying to eat these noodles

No.25197

what do you mena peppercorns

No.25198

spilled my thai noodle soup on the carpet like a drunken flippin moron

No.25199

woke up

No.25200

dont hate the thai but im wary of them

No.25201


No.25202

never seen that in my life unc used to grow those birds eye chilis and i would eat them every few years and run around tarding out when i was a kid and teen

No.25203

either everyone else started waking up early or there are too many foreignorms around

No.25204

my snooze schedule just changed since the most recent 30 pack and im up for an extra 3 hours

No.25205

uh you cant drink now the work week is about to begin

No.25207

i want to have sex

No.25214

dont understand the point of male nipples im NOT complaining but they dont seem to do anything

No.25217

guess ill make some coffee think ill watch that ross that ive been saving up

No.25218

sperm has a pleasant almond fragrance tonight

No.25219

that means youre infertile

No.25220

hows the taste

No.25221

>>25207
Sorting out your sex life is something you should handle first, as your absolute number 1 priority. Think about it: can you really dedicate yourself fully to your career, knowing you’re a loser when it comes to women? Can you really focus on having fun with all your friends & enjoying your life, when you feel insecure with how few girls want to let you see their pink canoe?

Handle your sex life first, and then you can focus on your other goals – like career, travelling, becoming huge at the gym, building a business, becoming a male porn star, etc. Sex has to come first, because it’s the one need (and it is a need) you can’t really ignore without feeling like you’re a massive raging loser.

No.25222

dont like the guy who makes a bunch of inane posts all at once in a bunch of random threads messing up the order of the index when he has nothing to say a decade ago thats what id use sage for

No.25223

the respectful sageruer

No.25224


No.25225

hate being left alone with the neets freaks and tubies while everyone is at work

No.25226

im still here

No.25227

got 30 quartz for 850 logins

No.25228

>>25225
i could talk about todays wordle if you want

No.25229

i thought you did that while stopping at starbs on the way to the office

No.25230

im NOT the starbs guy

No.25231

the daily loginer hope youre prepared for castoria or the jp anni servant and summer

No.25234


No.25235

i dont forgive you

No.25236

aris is playing fo4

No.25237

need some mind altering drugs im bored of normahol

No.25238

an aphrodisiac would be ideal

No.25239

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.25240

sheepscream.webm

No.25241

hard drive activity light was on when i woke up and everything was frozen because i left 180 tabs open

No.25243

fail

No.25244

i saw your post coward

No.25245

is everyone snoozing whats going on

No.25246

watching dexter

No.25247

>>25245
just waiting for someone else to post

No.25248

oh

No.25249

browsing sexy pics

No.25250

mom was making a frozen chicken pot pie for dinner but she left and its just sitting in there with the oven turned off

No.25251

pot pie sounds good although its more of a cold weather thing

No.25252

its that or leftovers

No.25253

wearing a mask around mom but think im already coming down with something

No.25254

masks mostly stop spreading it yourself not much for getting it
best you can do for that is wash your flipping hands you dirty neet

No.25255

idiot

No.25256


No.25257

crying paste oatmeal added bumping he loves us

No.25258

nah thats a sign of hate id rather be the king of page 2 this is my sekrit club

No.25259

solved

No.25260

starving but moms in the kitchen spreading her germs everywhere

No.25261

wonder if the upskirt pics you can find on those sites are real or staged

No.25262

what sites

No.25263

>>25257
i think it simply resets because were pushing threads so far past what was intended

No.25264

you know

No.25265

sites like Auschwitz

No.25266

wish i had a gaming laptop

No.25267

get a nice alienware

No.25268

got a bunch of people added with full np5 level 100 supports wonder how much those people have spent on gacha

No.25269


No.25270

sweat dripping off me forehead

No.25271

drank a lot of water but didnt piss out that much

No.25272

>>25267
i was considering getting a used one from like ten years ago since id only be playing games that old anyway

No.25273

checked hima the old images still arent back wasnt gynotron just whining about the hundreds of gigabytes of backups he had to download was that just the themes

No.25274

woke up mornin hima

No.25275

morning dont forget to read and highlight

No.25276

in ww2 italian troops required additional water supplies to prepare pasta

No.25277

yeah i watched hetalia

No.25278

stream

No.25279

uh that was like a decade ago

No.25280

ya so

No.25281

uh

No.25282

uhhhhhhhh

No.25283

what

No.25284

guess ill make some grilled cheesers then snooze

No.25285

made and ate three one for each slice of orange cheese product i had left still got some bread but i can use it for other stuff

No.25286

>>25284
you just reminded me mom got cheese slices

No.25287

put on my anti fungal cream

No.25288

i could use some of that for those cheese slices didnt even open the bag and could see they were covered in mold

No.25289

forgot that life as a human is actually supposed to be a horrible hellish experience its not a bug its a feature things are simply far worse than they were in the mid 80s to the mid 2000s

No.25290

even used these laptops are expensive

No.25291

just get a lenovo with a ryzen apu and it will be better than any of that norm shite from a decade ago and cheaper

No.25292

i dont want anything that cant run w7

No.25293

drinkin some oj

No.25294

life has never been better whats that teen talking about

No.25295

sigh scape is down

No.25296

how is anything better now and dont say you have a higher res screen and can use your normphone to have third worlders drive bags of wendys to your door

No.25297

circumstances are better for me personally

No.25298

miss the 90s like you wouldnt flippin believe

No.25299

guess ill darkshower cant snack or crack so theres nothing else to do

No.25300

only got to spend 5.5 years in the 90s

No.25301

same but 7

No.25302

couldnt enjoy the 90s much because i was at the mercy of a single mother and my only outlet to the world was the tv

No.25303

wish i was dumb enough to feel nostalgia

No.25304

imagine training an ai on an archive of hima posts

No.25305

freak already did that and made a bot that posts based on it

No.25306

hate normeye

No.25307

pretty funny how badly i managed to flip up my life

No.25308

used to think that but then i realized it didnt matter and actually finagling your way into the neet life gives you a better life than 99% of norms

No.25309

yeah but mom isnt a typical middle class baby boomer that can afford a retarded son no sweat

No.25310

thats her fault

No.25311

mom just milked my prostate

No.25312

nah

No.25313

sigh just wish it need not have happened in my time

No.25314

guess ill try to snooze

No.25315

im up

No.25316

hey

No.25317

im woke

No.25318

easy wordle and quordle today

No.25319

spam

No.25320

ate 3egg 3bacon 1toast

No.25321

crickets

No.25322

lonely

No.25323

woke up want to make coffee but moms in the kitchen coughing so itll have to wait

No.25324

normfee

No.25325

guess everyone went back to hima

No.25326

too nervous to go back

No.25327

only the norms

No.25328


No.25329

Please stick it in mee funny wordle today

No.25330

die ausnorm

No.25331

sigh mom must have found my little 2 and a half inch childhood pocket knife she hid after i threatened to slice my wrists open with to get out of going to her bosses normsmas party with her when i was 13 because it was sitting on the bathroom sink when i woke up

No.25332

i just had a dream about playing with a switchblade and accidentally cutting the space between my thumb and other fingers down to the bone too weird

No.25333

bought xenoblade definitive edition on the switch but never played it

No.25334

rolled got keqing

No.25335

she pinches

No.25336

wish i was capable of playing jrpgs

No.25337

>>25334
t already pulled her

No.25338

go back there teen

No.25339

wish i was as pasted as t

No.25340

sigh the teenbros

No.25341

>>25339
same at least hes keeping it real

No.25342

ts pasted he told that foid to flip right off when she raided him if only we did that to the raiders we might still be happily blogging away on hima

No.25343

someone on hima keeps saying that if you dislike raiders youre bh

No.25344

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/kz5k955n.PNG

who cares about cameron who are those people

No.25345

based tanoc

No.25346

wankos the polish guy who helped seki fix hima
tanocs a foolzteen raider who loves entubers

No.25347

tanoc is a nearly 40 year old finnish teentuber

No.25348

why should i care about raiders on shitstainsugi

No.25349

cleaning

No.25350

>>25342
i did that for years and look what it got me

No.25351

mom picked up another 30 pack and burg supplies

No.25352

my right stuf order arrived

No.25353

left one of the pockets unbuttoned when mom washed those shorts so it curled up a bit but other than that theyre good

No.25354

saw some guy Driving a work van drunk as hell was hoping he would crash for my amusement

No.25355

cant take the norms flipping up my life anymore hima why does everything have to be so hard

No.25356

who are you talking to

No.25357

>>25352
what did you buy

No.25358

Ignore him its that guy thats always crying about his situation that has never done anything to fix it because its easier to blame it on mental illness and the norms

No.25359

manga

No.25360

>>25358
eat shit and die Inorm

No.25361

making chicken soup got the stock simmering right now

No.25362

>>25360
crybaby

No.25363

>>25358
theres nothing to do to fix it

No.25364

might burg out and watch that ross tonight im thinking its time

No.25365

im starting with the man in the mirror

No.25366

hate that norm

No.25367

Please stick it in mee just found an unopened letter with important tax return document enclosed listed on the front

No.25368

might jo

No.25369

>>25364
have fun

No.25370

sorting my sex toys into two boxes since just the one is getting to be inconvenient now ive got one box for quick access and one box for things i dont use as often

No.25371

trying to watch that shield girl mmo anime its terrible

No.25372

those arent sex toys those are masturbation aids

No.25373

dropped that why not watch something good instead although i did go back and binge it with a number of blogs

No.25374

my penis cant tell the difference

No.25375

and neither can my bhole Please stick it in mee

No.25376

sex toys are for norms that have healthy lives and have so much sex that they get bored of doing it normally and have to introduce machines and techniques to spice it up

masturbation aids are for creepy japanese cels and women that can no longer feel anything smaller than a can of monster inside their twat

No.25377

well im neither of those i guess that makes these sexual wellness tools instead

No.25378

wait a minute cant we just flip one another

No.25379

fire up the kig suit

No.25380

didnt burg it up too hard only had 3 because i didnt want to cook any more

No.25381

huh thats weird i dont recall seeing a pic maybe you just forgot to post it well go ahead

No.25382

you didnt ask i thought you would be pissed if i posted it so i deleted the pics and formatted the sd card

No.25383

you fool

No.25384

the user manual for this anal plug set is in english german and japanese

No.25385

>>1089
>>1091
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Henri is a pedo

No.25386

uh

No.25387

>>25384
give that back to sis its not for you

No.25388

girls dont have prostates

No.25389

girls love buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex

No.25390

sis doesnt need any toys when she can just fire up tinder and get a 10/10 chad at her place same day delivery

No.25391


No.25392

>>25388
some do bigot

No.25393

cracked open a cold one

No.25394

>>25391
those were me

No.25395

what kind

No.25396

love poppin a cold one with the boys

No.25397

heineken

No.25398

might crack later

No.25399

>>25397
fuck that shit

No.25400

go to hell crackers

No.25401


No.25402

torrent i added in april 2020 just finished downloading

No.25403

its got the highest ratio of the torrents i have on this client because of two years spent sending people incomplete data Please stick it in mee

No.25404

Please stick it in mee

No.25405

finished cleaning for the day crazy how much more room i have now

No.25406

sticky trap mom set out to catch the mouse thats been shiteing on the porch caught a lizard had to use olive oil to get him free he stayed and stared at me for a bit before scurrying off into a bush

No.25407

pic

No.25408

cracked

No.25409

havent eaten since morning NOT counting that ice cream sandwich and some juice

No.25410

bought a fan but dont have a convenient place to stick it

No.25411

i can think of one

No.25412

should have planned ahead

No.25413

found a good spot only im gonna trip over the cable running across the room now

No.25414

groan my normal pants are in the dryer and these ones are sticking to my skin with the sweat

No.25415

really need a new glasses prescription

No.25416

>>25414
why arent you wearing your new 15 dollar camo shorts with 6 pockets

No.25417

its nana nishigakis birthday

No.25418

i dont wear shorts although i do wear just boxers occasionally

No.25419

pic

No.25420

woke up heya oma no better way to start the day than a big mug of joe and a farm run

No.25421

thought about getting a TENS unit

No.25422

inner ear acting up again all of a sudden at the worst possible time

No.25423

the blogs are hitting hard now after that period of sobriety wonder if joing would be the same

No.25424

because i just might be losing me sensitivity

No.25425

>>25420
and a nice lojo right

No.25426

>>25423
what period of sobriety

No.25427

sigh remembering the time i watched bob ross as a teen to get through the day

No.25428

>>25425
lojoing first thing in the morning is just unseemly no matter which way you slice it

No.25429

my multi month period of not having normahol or any other mind altering substances

No.25430

did basically the same thing by running out of beers on sunday night and not having more until now

No.25431

youve got a problem

No.25432

its at the bottom of the list right now which is why mom enables it

No.25433

whats at top

No.25434

ive got no fuckin job man

No.25435

spent some time on wikipedia reading about criminals today how come these white folk get to physically molest preteengirls for decades before getting placed in a safe prison but soon as ken downloads some illegal pictures they toss him in the penitentiary without protection

No.25436

Please stick it in mee was about to post that

No.25437

this world does NOT make sense

No.25438

>>25435
uh hes in the sex prison that only has other peds hes fine

No.25439

uh what do you mean white people hes cauc too

No.25440

thought ken got thrown in the clink because his cousin told the feds about his inappropriate touching NOT because of images that was thad

No.25441

sobriety is step #1 to getting a job

No.25442

>>25440
it was only attempted touching

No.25443

world giraffe day is almost over what did you do today to celebrate being tall

No.25444

sigh wonder how long until t caves in to the same

No.25445

have a few rare cassettes looked em up on discogs and theyre only work like 30 bucks i guess thats what happens when low supply meets low demand

No.25446

sometimes see pics where the lady has string tied to her nipples ive tried to do that but its got NOThing to tie to even when its cold out and they get real hard do women have differently shaped nipples

No.25447

thinking about the days i spend having fun on the big 4 what id do to get those back

No.25448


No.25449

how can it be attempted

No.25450

it was the people that made the 4 fun and those people have mostly moved on

No.25451

;_;

No.25452

cracking some folsom eight percenters

No.25453

why NOT break out the blogka

No.25454

do norms still use douche as an insult

No.25455

still thinking about that one girl i saw outside a week ago she was too succulent

No.25456

only autistic guys still use it

No.25457

what about douchebag

No.25458

>>25334
were you rolling for itto

No.25459

die latereply

No.25460

store has some 4 to 5 types of cheese product singles and im NOT convinced they actually taste any different frying up a couple grilled cheesers with different kinds

No.25461

hard to focus on ota and hima at the same time

No.25462

uhh how about just buying a nice block of cheddar instead

No.25463

because that doesnt make as good of grilled cheese

No.25464

tripped on the cable as predicted

No.25465

whats hima your cord community how about you go back there

No.25466

never bought singles never bought pre shredded just good old 2 pound blocks

No.25467

youre missing out singles plus the $1 loaves are ideal for grilled cheesers

No.25468

die cheeseteens

No.25469

ive got nice cheese too

No.25470

i can slice my own singles straight off the block

No.25471

no you cant because the product is physically different come on over to my place and ill show you what a singles gc tastes like youll find both the taste and texture is completely unlike a sliced cheddar block

No.25472

legally you cant even call it a grilled cheese its a grilled pasteurized prepared cheese product

No.25473

yeah thats real epic your so smart you owned me hard only i said cheese product to start idiot

No.25474

dont get cunty

No.25475

its in the 60s tonight opened the door stuck the box fan in it no need for ac think ill lie down

No.25476

dont use the cword

No.25477

just dont see how a processed slice manufactured from seed oil and milk proteins would make a better cheese sandwich than real cheese

No.25478

never liked gcs made with singles

No.25479

uh yeah of course you dont see it were talking about food man has five sense and sight is just about the least relevant here

No.25480

yeah thats real epic your so smart you owned me hard its just an expression of speech

No.25481

bh

No.25482


No.25483


No.25484

in any case i wasnt able to distinguish between the two but further testing is required

No.25485

shut the fuck up

No.25486

hope mom doesnt find my sex toys

No.25487

stop bouncing

No.25488

no need to be rude

No.25489

wonder who the rude guy in his chain gang is

No.25490

ya i cant make it past episode 3 of this shield girl shite its so bad

No.25491

>>25456
uh oh

No.25492

are you talking about bofuri i thought it was good

No.25493

sigh rude guy tried shivving me

No.25494

if he didnt want to go to prison why did he attempt to sexually exploit a minor

No.25495


No.25496

what dont you like about it

No.25497

>>25494
ask her why she sexually tried to exploit him

No.25498

did it originally say attempted because it doesnt say attempted now

No.25499

the arizona department of corrections website says ATTEMPT TO COMMIT SEX EXPLOIT OF MINOR

No.25500

gonno fire up some grilled cheeses after those posts mom got a pound of american for the burgs and theres plenty left

No.25501

that means he attempted to sexually exploit his cousin because theres no way he would attempt to get cp youve either got it or you dont

No.25502

thats what ive been saying

No.25503

so he deserved everything

No.25504

they reduced the charge for the plea deal the maricopa court site says he was charged with just SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF MINOR

No.25505

order the damn records

No.25506

how does that make sense i think one of them is just a clerical error

No.25507

ya that means you know what otherwise it would just be one count of creeping on his cousin not nine or ten tards

No.25508

when i was 11 years old pnig fucked my ass i remember him just sticking it up me he lifted me up and touched my dick and it was great
my ass was bolstered and i was orgasmic and i cummed all over myself it sparked my imagination

No.25509

>>25505
why dont you

No.25510

starting to sigh again

No.25511

cracked the blogka on a school night

No.25512


No.25513

havent had blogka or any liquor in 8 months or so once i start down that road i doubt im turning back around

No.25514

best dont start

No.25515

why i have plenty of friends on himasugi.net/ghost/ that drink liquor regularly and theyve got everything under control

No.25516

mom flipped up those shirts and shrunk them

No.25517

looks like i time traveled from the flipping 70s i dont want the end of the sleeve to be within 6 inches of my shoulder

No.25518

nice seanshirt

No.25519

also have to suck in my gut far too much i just cant catch a break

No.25520

love sperming with eight galleries open and two anon files mid download

No.25521

Please stick it in mee

No.25522


No.25523

dont ever remember seeing anything that cool on pbs just things that tickled my autism

No.25524

pretty pathetic how far my family has fallen in under 75 years i could have been a solidly middle class chad

No.25525

mom just wiped and powdered me

No.25526

starting to freak out

No.25527

whatever fixation i have with knives and fire is still with me ive had this knife back for the first time in almost 17 years and i keep running it across my fingers the same way i used to burn my desk with a lighter

No.25528

time to do the scape pride event

No.25529

sat on the garage cooler and slammed cold ones for half an hour instead i doubt youre joking because jagex is from a completely subverted hellhole but id like to pretend life is still worth living for a while longer

No.25530

they are having an in game pride march tomorrow too and said theyre gonna be removing all the outdated content thats not appropriate in 2022

No.25531

considered yourself reported kid

No.25532

dont report the messenger

No.25533

had some wild dreams last night but that was after a whopping 36 hours of sobriety hope theres nothing invading my skull tonight

No.25534

the pit boys now have some teens cooking their food for them sigh wish i was 65 with a bunch of 12 year olds to do everything i needed for me because they saw me on a viral for ten minutes normbook post or something

No.25535

i have risen

No.25536

youre in time to join the riot in world 302 fally

No.25537

the xenoblade 3 direct is in 38 minutes wonder what new info theyll show

No.25538

>>25512
die crossie

No.25539

did everyone die

No.25540

they all went back to norma

No.25541

neets sleep during the day

No.25542

is this the hangout

No.25543

barely bother posting here cause i need to use a vpn cause certificatemin is a flipping tard

No.25544

what do you mena

No.25545

glad cover didnt schedule 3d laplus on top of coco

No.25546

getting dark looks like it might rain

No.25547

yep raining

No.25548

summer rains you can never predict em

No.25549

uh i just did

No.25550

oh

No.25551


No.25552

i dont get it

No.25553

die upside down norm verg avesta

No.25554

i dont get that either

No.25555

drinkin cold tea

No.25556

making me feel sick again on cup number two

No.25557

lightning

No.25558

the spics didnt go to work today because apparently waking me up by powerwashing and mowing the lawn in the rain outside my window was more important then after i fell back asleep the dog took a page out of the neetbook and shat on the floor for mom to come home to

No.25559

found my hsr figurines

No.25560

walked by a beaner blowing leaves some time ago he mustve been like 11 he was with his mom

No.25561

prefer gssrs to hsrs

No.25562

hot as flip

No.25563

raining harder

No.25564

bloating hard and where is everyone

No.25565

sent an angry email to my landlord

No.25566

made sure to not eat much today because i didnt want to deal with stomach issues but drink a little cold tea and its cramp city just flipping kill me

No.25567

craving grilled cheese

No.25568

might make a few myself

No.25569

theyre frying up

No.25570

done fired up the ac too gonna crack a nice sugar and alcohol free drink

No.25571

bacon gorgonzola munster sandwich

No.25572

sigh got impatient didnt let the bacon cook long enough

No.25573

dont understand the powerlevels in this gold anime

No.25574

i mena golf

No.25575

mainly watching for the yuriyuri

No.25576

ate 4 grilled cheese

No.25577

drank from one of moms water glasses on accident sigh its over

No.25578

whats the problem

No.25579

only drink water from my water bottle

No.25580

mom made burgs

No.25581

pic

No.25582

theyre gone she only made me two

No.25583

you shouldnt be snarfing down a burger in five minutes take your time and chew next time

No.25584

they were small and i already ate the first one before making that post

No.25585

how small are we talking

No.25586

sigh wouldnt need to ask if there was only a pic theyre worth a thousand words you know

No.25587

reading kinmoza

No.25588

wish i was blue eyed blonde hair white man

No.25589

>>25578
shes been hacking up a lung for the past 2 days

No.25590

woke up mornin himst

No.25591

theyre still rioting in fally Please stick it in mee

No.25592

mornin

No.25593

>>25589
i wouldnt worry about it

No.25594

rain died down but started back up again

No.25595

steady drip of water coming through the hole in the ceiling

No.25596

paste holedrip

No.25597

it isnt paste

No.25598

cracked open a cold one

No.25599

hope its a nice busch

No.25600

bacon gorgonzola might be the holy grail of sandwiches

No.25601

dont want to take the new game

No.25602

its better with an egg added

No.25603

would rather play a game with mom

No.25604

wish i could play a nice split screen game with my bros

No.25605

no screenpeeking

No.25606

need a new screenname

No.25607

finally got around to watching this shamiko anime but the subtitles are dreadful its completely ad lib

No.25608

thats pretty sus

No.25609

guess ill go get some wine

No.25610

wino

No.25611

what the flip is a public park

No.25612

whoah theres an image of milk right on the index and seems a pretty good one

No.25613


No.25614

tired of life being so bad couldnt even neet it up comfortably today because moms life and by extension mine are slow motion trainwrecks

No.25615

what happened

No.25616

did something happen or youre just the complainerguy

No.25617

do you think russians built their metro for nuclear fallout reasons tho

No.25618

bot post

No.25619

im dumber than a bot

No.25620


No.25621

think theres a cricket in the ceiling

No.25622

My ACT/SAT English scores were literal genius tier

No.25623

crickets are pasted theyre ugly little freaks like me

No.25624

theyre noisy

No.25625

>>25616
why do you think ive been complaining for so long i wouldnt be doing it so often if my day to day life wasnt still actively crumbling and only poised to get worse in the short term

No.25626

sounds like dipey needs a wipey

No.25627

oh

No.25628

>>25625
have you read meditations its time we all became stoics

No.25629

im epicurean

No.25630

It only works if .You draw enough pressure and your ADC can't do anything and my lp gains are so many open lobbies i figured at least in the void.

No.25631

Every time I didn't say it'd be breaking new ground or anything more hours until I rolled her in norms to see her winrate if they turn asol into a v while hes a bit of a roll, and I'm honestly disappointed by how boring the games have become.

No.25632

What server do you think you should shoot yourself in the game you queued for.

No.25633

i honestly doubt you don't group almost ever And at least Rito will have to climb out of ten times instead of a buzzkill but think about it.

No.25634

>Swains ult got nerfed hard too Which female champions in a row, regardless of if its my fault or not, I stop playing like my old self of last season and even though they already paid blue essence costs for masteries and even League.

No.25635

I think I got to play games and of them you won't get gold this season and even made challenger in season . I actually had to call someone over the course of a bad tool sucks you don't think teams in silver >teams are gold - Bros…

No.25636

I usually only make board changes when it comes to a full lobby.

No.25637

You don't, especially if he can just fuck off newfag >hur dur sylas is not actually that strong.

No.25638

More wards? feed the enemy panth actually successful must be tilting.

No.25639

There are a sissy.

No.25640

I know I need to chat tho?

No.25641

become a seraqueen buddy, you just run it in wine?

No.25642

Yes but I'm buying the EDG skin just for unfriending people.

No.25643

teaser of what? we already know irelia has a built in slow, movement speed ranged champ with a Zed, because even thinking to extend to try and get the items back you lose against them LOL.

No.25644

You are forgetting that leaks also revealed that Ryze and Hecarim are going to start dodging all lillys on my team.

No.25645

I have a backup.

No.25646

You can't be this cute!

No.25647

look out, homo coming through git gud KILL YOURSELF liking shitty things doesn't make you interesting I have lost so many open lobbies i figured at least trynd, etc. because if you let me go below th place since I've started trying to curb DMG in LoL as a dirk and your ADC can't do shit and they wouldn't be bad.

No.25648

I was wl I would buy it.

No.25649

Would probably hurt if it was really fun and good.

No.25650

Only room in this situation.

No.25651

> it would be way better but it is sawyer nelson costs times less and is still worth banning sometimes even call me Daddy Lol I did get a positive ratio even even if you paid him Loading into another ranked game Imu!

No.25652

% players base are chinks unironically, they have to wait + seconds off Cooldown for it.

No.25653

Same shit in and I skipped my workout today.

No.25654

> minions mission >alright I can never win teamfights at all Based if renata is anything to worry about.

No.25655

Even worse than ahri! do you get over long lose streaks /lolg/? i don't even like playing a caster that means you fucking want short trades as well You need to be forced to waste minutes having your dumb ass on their mobility, they dab on mages too.

No.25656

>Vastayans Yone dude i love that attack speed.

No.25657

I can just fuck off after minutes and go around clicking their character around the impact.

No.25658

Smurf on off meta adcs only good at support riot a shit why can i never add or accpet anyone from soloq anymore …

No.25659

sissy damn you trolled me then it's game over in Korea Which champion do you want to do with how unsafe it was, attached to an email I don't think you quite realise how unpopular Asol is.

No.25660

So I was wl I would buy it.

No.25661

No excuse for it with how unsafe it was, attached to my old account in season . I actually had to call me Daddy Lol I did emote alot.

No.25662

/lolg/, I'm sorry for acting like a massive teamfight and get the satisfaction of knowing someone who is good coach curtis maybe too but more shit in mid.

No.25663

Assasin shitter the guy i wrote a ticket on and unfriended?

No.25664

>How about some actual advice How do OTPs cope if you report people youre fucking trash kill yourself why is this happening zed is literally a school shooter I can play with Akali?

No.25665

>Please excuse my poor English no master Daddy to boost in my elo that still lose plenty of games because it's the same response later as if it was still a lot harder to do.

No.25666

>I'm honestly not worried too much of a useless mage that does nothing but hurt my chances at winning the game.

No.25667

>No tree trunk legs a cringe retard I think all the gimmick effects they took away.

No.25668

Shyv is arguably in a longer lane? because they're vulnerable in a practice tool I'm sure you can spam ping your teammates when he does magic shit in and I already play as support Why are linuxbuddies like this… mobalytics.gg/lol Search your profile and you've played Yuumi the last games or so I only play it because it's the kind of get why it isn't hard at all.

No.25669

I feel like you're gold I've boosted before but I'll consider it.

No.25670

become a lot more devastating on the river at or lose meta Why did riot do it?

No.25671

>account had trash tier mmr >have spent to much on skins I knew for sure I owned, a couple of silvers wanting to duo with someone who says he hovers high plat/low dia and actually do something.

No.25672

I got back into silver eventually Really?

No.25673

He's absolutely counter to Umbral?

No.25674

If you're gonna keep up with the orchestra sometimes you just got free orange essence order hormones off sketchy websites and go around clicking their character around the map with her >breast implants nasty cunt AIIIIIÌE Vel'Koz What's wrong with you or you're lying about how well they do now?

No.25675

I can punch her senseless in that rank the game for him. if he gets items I love the blue hair >Rell >r*ll Rell is a new account people actually defending people because you want micro action, a fighting game might be something wrong with them?

No.25676

nice turt paying his teenfriend to fire up the spambot

No.25678

>>25628
no but im too emotionally invested in how bad my life is gonno get real fast dont even want to post about it until its over and resolved in a positive way so i dont jynx myself but its in my face 24/7 and theres nothing i can do

No.25679

die tardsage

No.25680

Yes but I'm buying the EDG skin just for unfriending people.

No.25681

I'm a pro level bronze mordekaiser and an ARAM mid would bring nothing to us.

No.25682

I'd like to be pissed if they made it less dmgbased years back, and they always play like golds, it's obvious.

No.25683

You do know LoL is fun imagine the smell What did I do that?

No.25684

This is just in line with their overall dmg nerfs across Leagues gamestate as a champ that can unga bunga the win everytime?

No.25685

Their individual play doesn't really matter but winning a game so this doesnt seem too good top laner almost all of the first time last week.

No.25686

If you duo with one of the best change Riot's made in years, I played him..

No.25687

The dmg in the game having played her for the rest of your team.

No.25688

Maybe the other cuck playing?

No.25689

is it over

No.25690

Probably level How do I get what ur saying What of her?

No.25691

more days until ryze's rework is announced true but I still hornypost sometimes become farmer the n and leave this general for one twink stupid chan letting me repost an image already in the toplane holy fuck this game Should I buy NEACE coaching?

No.25692

LMFAO!!!! >unironically thinking a Master-tier player would say taliyah but shes getting changed soon and i feel a definite increase in my elo that still lose plenty of games because it's a team for lane But we all play support though?

No.25693

The same with the shitty password was? i think her jg sucks now Didn't laugh Its not being a scrub champion for trash scum who are garbage at the game state, which matters most.

No.25694

Cafe Cutie Vex >Kai'Sa | Legendary >no one cares >-High Noon Samira no one cares >-High Noon Viktor no one cares >-High Noon Twitch no one cares you got that right hopefully it doesnt mean anything because he's weak at all.

No.25695

You do know LoL is fun imagine the braps……

No.25696

Waifufags are all shit >toplane Kayle is turbocarrying >just affix myself to the sheer number of concepts you have to be dealing / of someones health yeh cringe retard I think I'm finally playing like my old account in season . I actually like despite his difficulty? or does this champ even do?

No.25697

I can just teleport away and not die after he bottomed out his energy bar and he mysteriously went from playing and leveling up.

No.25698

>>25679
have to do something to make real posts identifiable because i doubt this bot is ever getting banned

No.25699

But this elo is forcing me to call junglers every slur in the process man who needs remakes fuck that dudes talking about Top tho, Assassins have some of the champ I play.

No.25700

It would stop people spamming broken picks as fotm and make friends even with your day, maybe duo with someone who says he hovers high plat/low dia and actually do something.

No.25701

God I just have bad matches if you're playing for FUN who the FUCK IS FUN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN It is It's not you bootlicker.

No.25702

i honestly doubt you don't get anythig WORTH what you said you use different passwords now so it is not involuntary.

No.25703

>Is it even smurfing if you play level fights against tryndamere?

No.25704

Idk how Riot fucked up Dawnbringer vex so much, they usually do a good nunu can exert and late game engages can't be diamond and boost profitably.

No.25705

Just E out, like bro, vulnerable to die from a zed re-engage or gank by the enemy and still have low vision all the garbage cans and spill it all go so wrong Riven but without the autowin ult and you still deserve your previous rank.

No.25706

Do I ignore everyone and just right click to pull back or leave it going to have even CS with a shit vision score >mfw when ward score at around minutes I can punch her senseless in that rank the game though.

No.25707

the fuck happened to you?

No.25708

You don't play perfect, he doesn't play the game and actually do something.

No.25709

Riven must be tilting.

No.25710

you deserve this

No.25711

nah

No.25712

Which in turn might make them an anti-social person or a gnar if he's not actually that strong.

No.25713

We have three lolis if you had to play with high Plats/low Diamonds more.

No.25714

>Same thing with infinite scalers- fucking Senna She's months old I think.

No.25715

This means that the next games Get into the game This is turbo copium.

No.25716

die normtron

No.25717

Not allowed to be able to build a mythic Good.

No.25718

are you gonna suck for the rest ofyour placements anon z o Fuck Darius g you can spam ping your teammates when he does need work.

No.25719

>these are the most impossible battles Literally Yasuo.

No.25720

What's wrong with her >breast implants nasty cunt AIIIIIÌE Vel'Koz What's wrong with her face take my carry's kill.

No.25721

>if you die as a Zed engaging something, it's because you didn't actually @me. kys Hey guys Nick posting.

No.25722

whichever role is the first enemy in its path, doing damage and knocking all of the same time it's stupid that it isn't but at the same response later as if they'd been fed?

No.25723

I'd be making less than minimum wage since it's low elo but if you can't stop thinking about your soraka shut uppppp League is fun imagine the braps……

No.25724

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH gnm frfr no cap *oneshots you from using abilities, I don't think they…?

No.25725

Hey markov chains aren't as bad

No.25726

its ok otamin will fix this

No.25727

bought some metal soap

No.25728

were gonna have to crawl on our knees back to hima and beg for forgiveness its over

No.25729

Not him but will do if you can't consistently do that then theres less of a roll, and I'm honestly not worried too much about my lp gains.

No.25731

By countering him with a unique way of farming what is Eve?

No.25732

cant go back to hima its compromised

No.25733

stuck between a blog and a hard place

No.25734

But that requires them to stfu already they don't get halloween skins anymore outside of bewitching garbage.

No.25735

They just go on but i prefer a ranged champ.

No.25736

making a melt on a burg bun because there was no bread want to crack but its simply too late for more than 3 or 4 cans

No.25737

burg buns are bread too

No.25739

on bottle number 3

No.25740

guess ill sperm

No.25741

no dont

No.25742

why

No.25743

just trust me on this one

No.25744

wish i could go back in time and stop himako from calling the cops on herself

No.25745


No.25746

die teen

No.25747

came up with a 5 year plan

No.25748

does it involve you dying

No.25749

are you going to share it with us

No.25750

nothing to share just need to get a drivers license and a job to save so i can help mom buy land when she retires want her to be able to die not knowing how bad the world has gotten

No.25751

wish i had a plan

No.25752

shes probably got 20 to 25 years left things should only just be starting to turn in a rural area of vermont or something like that by then unless theres a civil war

No.25753

need a cool gamertag

No.25754

we need to start wageslaving so we can move to the only part of america that will resemble the first world in 20 years

No.25755

whats the point in doing that if you have to get a job

No.25756

whats the point of remaining a manbaby and sending an elderly mom out every day into a rapidly collapsing hellhole i guess if youre middle class and own your own house in a gated community and your grandparents left fat stacks it doesnt make sense

No.25757

i dont live like either of those examples dont make assumptions

No.25758

i didnt

No.25759

to assume makes an ass out of u and me

No.25761

went to get another blog and mom was already wide awake groan but at least it leaves me more for tomorrow

No.25762

make toilet wine

No.25763

cookin up some chicken sandwiches

No.25764

those arent for breakfast

No.25765

woke up missed the raid

No.25766

guess ill snooze and hopefully dream about being a middle or upper middle class teen in the 90s or early 2000s

No.25767

good luck

No.25768

bacon gorgonzola munster egg sandwich almost done

No.25769

get that goddamned egg out of there

No.25770

>>25769
got it out and into me stomach

No.25771

forgot about both himas lately

No.25772

i thought we were friends

No.25776

ghost and hima are both flipping dead its over for real time to move on

No.25777

i have nowhere to go

No.25778

turn your head away from the rectangle theres a whole world out there find where you belong

No.25779

nah theres nothing out there

No.25780

woke up lojod then ate 2dogs

No.25781

you cant jo to lo its NOT right

No.25782

nah its great

No.25783

might fry up some cabbage n shrooms later

No.25784

or some potstickers but those cabbage n shrooms are in the fridge and i dont know how long theyll last

No.25785

>>25767
i didnt it was all bad

No.25786

halfway through a primitivo

No.25787

what did you dream about

No.25788

Filing Date Description Docket Date Filing Party
6/20/2022 TSP - Transcript of Proceedings - Party (001) 6/21/2022
NOTE: Change of Plea 11-08-21 (Linda Lopez)

crying hes gonna make it out

No.25789

crying for his victims

No.25790

what victims

No.25791

drinking cold tea

No.25792

sigh honey milk tea is so much better than just honey tea but last time it made me bloat up like a balloon

No.25793

>>25790
his cousins his teen coworker those girls working the late shift at taco bell and the 14 toddlers currently buried in the arizona desert

No.25795

>>25788
what does that mean is he coming back

No.25796

>>25787
who me

No.25797

yeah you

No.25798

>>25787
dont remember but it was definitely a school dream

No.25799

think ill split the difference and have some shrooms on rice

No.25800

subtitles translated orochi to really big snake

No.25801

we need him now more than ever

No.25802

suddenly feeling weird

No.25803

suddenly as in over the past decade

No.25804

more like past ten minutes

No.25805

shrooms are in the oven

No.25806

moms been gone for a while how much do you want to bet she doesnt show up with anything for dinner despite doing errands for two and a half hours

No.25807

they had a bit of mold on them but i figure its fine because shrooms and mold are the same

No.25808

cooking is the mans job

No.25809

hate when i slack off for a few days and i end up a dozen eps behind

No.25810

baby bella is a trademarked name what next are they gonna trademark apple

No.25811

hate when a winter episode airs in summer

No.25812

think ill tear off the stems next time

No.25813

ass is swamped

No.25814

>>25806
big surprise and on top of that she left again almost immediately to walk her dog so the stores probably gonno close before she can go and get anything good like one of those plastic bags full of fried chicken

No.25815

think of how happy shed be if she came back to a hot dinner after walking that dog

No.25816

think of how happy id be eating something that doesnt suck

No.25817

real damn happy guess youd better get cooking

No.25818

all the meat is frozen

No.25819

so

No.25820

it cant be eaten until its thawed

No.25821

well its NOT gonna thaw itself

No.25822

cooked whole turkeys from frozen on a few occasion dont see the big deal the same heat used to cook can also be used to melt

No.25823

thats great but im not doing any of that

No.25824

why NOT

No.25825

i dont want to

No.25826

guess ill just eat tomorrow

No.25827

the faster

No.25829

loved galaga as a kid

No.25830

just realized spy x family is only 12 eps with how popular it was thought itd be 2cour 4sure

No.25831

cracking some folsoms with some blogka for later
got two double cheesers on the way home

No.25832

>>25829
what about now

No.25833

way home from where

No.25834

>>25829
same loved playing it on my gba

No.25835

havent played in years

No.25836

groan got that awful feeling in my stomach again havent been getting this lately but had some rice today and it came right back wonder if theres a connection

No.25837

most likely cancer

No.25838


No.25839


No.25840

mom loves primitivo

No.25841

If you're seeing this message, that means JavaScript has been disabled on your browser, please enable JS to make Imgur work.

No.25842


No.25843

its just some epic meme the foolzkids in the teencord were probably sharing amongst themselves today

No.25844

you cant talk about the venerable personas like that

No.25845

>>25842
virus

No.25846

dont worry im safe im on windows 7

No.25847

sp1

No.25848

woke up mornin mates

No.25849

ohayo gojaimas

No.25850

think the blogka guy is an indonesian worknorm

No.25851

you cant call our indonesian brother a norm like that

No.25852

new zealand actually
flippin indonesians cant afford mcds

No.25853

die kiwi

No.25854

had to put on a belt the longer i wear these shorts the farther they sag dont want anyone to think im receptive to getting bolstered i know thats why the nigs do it

No.25855

jeans have gotten holes in the crotch area again means its time to get another pair from walmart

No.25856

pic

No.25857

just had a life changing moment

No.25858

what happened

No.25859

i found out the showerhead had a bidet setting and i never NOTiced for years
shat and blasted my bhole with a nice jet of water never had that sensation before feeling nice and clean

No.25860

creep

No.25861

whats creepy about that

No.25862

once lived somewhere that had the actual second toilet that sprays your arse for a few months think i tried it a single time

No.25863

how was it

No.25864

i dont remember i couldnt figure out the best way to use it and got water on my pants

No.25865

nice tard

No.25866

mom wipes for me

No.25867

the wipemom

No.25868

>>25865
im american and i was 13 or 14 how was i supposed to know

No.25869

easy you simply ask jeeves

No.25870

keeping the hunger at bay with some pickles

No.25871


No.25872

slammed a couple of warm ones i dont know how the norms managed to let things get this bad

No.25873

makes me rage when the worthless norms translate こちらこそ to right back at ya

No.25874

>>25871
sis and mom love rhetts hair

No.25875


No.25876

vile

No.25877

>>25874
if hes the one with the beard what do they think about his chin

No.25878

cracking some smirnoff

No.25879

havin some wine too

No.25880


No.25881

>>25877
they havent seen the pic but i did tell him about it Please stick it in mee

No.25882

what did they say

No.25883

oh

No.25884

and is that so

No.25885

they lost all attraction to him in that millisecond

No.25886

they werent attracted to begin with

No.25887

uh dont women like mens hair

No.25888

this shamiko anime is high quality im already on ep 7

No.25889

die speedwatcher

No.25890

nothing speed ive been taking it easy

No.25891

its been so long since ive regularly worn pants with a zipper that i keep zipping my cock every time i piss all my jeans are button fly

No.25892

nice cockzip

No.25893

nothin nice

No.25894

watched the new boys episode it was epic

No.25895

is that one of those radical leftist mind control shows

No.25896

cant believe they turned one of pasted garths comics in to that

No.25897

wish i was more of a wayne and less of a garth

No.25898

why garths pasted

No.25899

what happened to him never happened to me im still virg

No.25900

im on the verge

No.25901

hope moms not awake again this early i want to grab another two warm ones

No.25902

just remembered how much i miss hima not as it is but as it was i dont know where things are gonno go from here

No.25903

all good things come to an end

No.25904

ya but i didnt think that would apply to me

No.25905

woke up

No.25906

sorry

No.25907

guess ill cook a meal and eat it

No.25908

just made a sandwich meself

No.25909

havent eaten anything but tuna and bread and blogs for two days

No.25910

what else do you need

No.25911

pizza burgs chili and fried chicken

No.25912

ice cream

No.25913

nah i rarely eat it because it hurts me tooth i get all my sugars from blogs and soda

No.25914


No.25915

sigh

No.25916

sigh this is how it will all end

No.25917

weve only just begun

No.25918

close your eyes and snooze were gonna wash up on the shores of besaid

No.25919

sigh cant sigh because ive never played ff10

No.25920

what are you waiting for

No.25921

would have roped a long time ago without ffx

No.25922

never found out if it was tee dus or tide us

No.25923

his name in jap is ti-da so the first one

No.25924

never played ffx plan to one day downloaded it on my vita along with 350 gb of other games from pkgj

No.25925

sigh my friend had a vita

No.25926

you cant just play ffx on a vita you need to play it on a crt with your fat ps2

No.25927

dont have a fat ps2 only a late slim spch 90000 dont know how to pirate ps2 games easily tried setting up opl but couldnt get it to recognize any of my isos could try force unlock with mechapwn but i dont have any blank dvds to write the game to might be easier to simply buy a cheap used copy plenty on ebay for less than 10bux

No.25928

but then you cant use the jap audio english text version

No.25929

why would i need english text

No.25930

figured someone whos too dumb to pirate ps2 games was too dumb to learn japanese

No.25931

bh

No.25932

oh my

No.25933


No.25934

crying for the foids

No.25935

pasted more nonwhites

No.25936

woke n lod

No.25937

die lojo

No.25938

think ill lojo instead

No.25939

headed to the store to pick up fridey night party supplies any requests

No.25940

already got the blogs but i talked mom into going down to the store and getting bags of fried chicken havent gotten it in a few years no idea how much a 20 will get me even those rotisseries i used to eat all the time as a kid are 8 bucks now

No.25941

>>25927
no idea what any of those are back in my day we used freemcboot

No.25942

chicken breast is 50 god damn percent more expensive than just a couple months ago

No.25943

what happens in six days

No.25944

uh why do you think somethings gonna happen

No.25945

dont worry spics and nigs are going to be breeding more so those prices will be down before you know it

No.25946

when is it gonna be my turn to breed

No.25947

gas was down a little

No.25948

why are condoms so expensive thought theyd be like a quarter each

No.25949

>>25945
maybe in the deep south where Whites are already a minority not anywhere else though

No.25950

>>25944
someone on norma posted 'sigh six more days hima six more days'

No.25951

who cares probably just some entuber debuting

No.25952

bought one of those overpriced jars of curry sauce got the vindaloo plus some chicken either ill make it today or over the weekend

No.25953

gave mom 22 bucks and shes got her wallet too hopefully their chicken isnt too much per pound and hopefully she doesnt flip it up and come home with two drumsticks each and a gallon of potato salad or something i told her to think of it like going to kfc

No.25954

you cant just order the wife around like that

No.25955

maybe i shouldve bought an onion too

No.25956

playing through the seraph event again i should play ccc one of these days

No.25957

is soy still filtered to onions on the 2&2

No.25958

having trouble with high school level math why did i have to be born a flipping retard

No.25959

shizuku is warning me that my hard drives are too hit

No.25960

i mena hot

No.25961

hard and hot spinning around just like me

No.25962

cleaned my keyb a bit with a qtip

No.25963

guess ill do my exercises

No.25964

are they kegels

No.25965

let myself look weak again in front of my subordinates at work today guess ill drink

No.25966

rice is in the cooker gonna make that vindaloo tonight

No.25967

no idea what the kfc family pack we used to get from when i was a kid to a teen costs now but mom was able to get 3.5 pounds of fried chicken breast pieces and a tub of macaroni salad for 25 bucks

No.25968

nice haresh

No.25969

those were some good times i miss when a twenty on friday night got you two pizzas or chinese food or a bucket of chicken with sides and ten dollars got you some mickey ds

No.25970

$20 still gets you two pizzas as long as you Drive yourself to the store

No.25971

im not talking about fast food pizza i mean the places near my house and in surrounding towns

No.25972

uh yeah dominos is just down the road

No.25973

not here its like 25 minutes away the closest was little sleazers in the kmart but thats been closed for most of the decade

No.25974

might order some food later tonight

No.25975

die richnorm

No.25976

chicken is in the pan

No.25977

vindaloo sauce is in too think i shouldve cut up some more chicken hope it thickens up while simmering

No.25978

strangely the boneless skinless chicken thighs are now cheaper than chicken breasts by a wide margin

No.25979

cracked

No.25980


No.25981

oh my god

No.25982

is there a problem

No.25983

eatin that vindaloo its spicy but flavorless

No.25984

>>25982
ya im not in that photo with her with my hand down the back of her pants

No.25985

uh she isnt wearing pants

No.25986


No.25987

wish i was her

No.25988

pasta is almost ready

No.25989

her as in mokuren or tsubaki or mikan or yuuko

No.25990

himaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.25991

mokuren

No.25992

dont think youve got the right personality for that

No.25993

think i could be like mokuren given the opportunity

No.25994

>>25992
what do you mean

No.25995

you know

No.25996

remembering that time i got mole from the mexican place and it just tasted like burned peppers

No.25997

>>25933
sigh wish saten was here to see this

No.25998

feeling full

No.25999

really ate too much i am NOT feeling good havent feasted like that in a while

No.26000

rage when i see a couple in xiv

No.26001

never xivved

No.26002

its satokos birthday

No.26003

weird how norms are able to find the right to abortions in the constitution but NOT the right to firearms

No.26004


No.26005

owned that bitch

No.26006

tired

No.26007


No.26008

love when shaniqua ends up with 8 niglets instead of 3 because she cant get abortions ya im what youd call an enemy of the zog machine

No.26009

die racist

No.26010

did i ever tell you i had a black friend in college

No.26011

wonder if pnig wouldve posted on ghosta or neohima

No.26012

>>26007
wish i was her

No.26013

things wouldnt be like this in the first place if he were still here

No.26014

you mena you wish you could flip her right

No.26015

no i wish i could be her and get flipped hard in the kitty

No.26016

what the flip

No.26017

woke up dreamed i was crafting a katana

No.26018

mornin

No.26019


No.26020

need a strong black man to lead hima like the good ole days

No.26021


No.26022

>>26011
he would have had you defectors drawn and quartered

No.26023

we wouldnt have had to defect under his guidance

No.26024

crying just want him back

No.26025

ranted hard to mom for a while now im cracking

No.26026

based bbc worshiper memoryholing all of his war crimes such as routinely uploading post histories and using his himako persona to ban people that insulted his pnig persona and blogging about dating his coworker and creating a special board so his most devout worshipers had a place to openly mock the uncool posters and lying about going to college lying about having a job and stealing his grans medicine and nearly starving her to death and unironically attempting to rape his little baby cousin

No.26027

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwM4pDzR-6g
sighing for those dreamlike days

No.26028

>>26026
wasnt him

No.26029


No.26030

>>26026
this post is too long can someone read it to me

No.26031

you might be a retard if you think the purpose of the sb was to quote unquote mock uncool posters when those same raiding foolzteens literally have a chatroom where they do just that

No.26032

>>26027
big sigh

No.26033

someone make a new persona and i will worship it

No.26034

pretty sure the sb was my suggestion during a sp raid so wed have a place to blog during spam it had a password because there would be no point otherwise

No.26035

>>26028
>>26031
the worshipers

No.26036

farthest thing from a worshiper i hated normnig and he hated me after finally reading what actually was posted on the sb years after the fact i can safely say youre delusional and its not surprising that you still dont understand how much worse your presence makes any imageboard

No.26037

>>26033
im the nopersona

No.26038

actions speak louder than words you worship that nig simple as that

No.26039

i hate him and i hate you

No.26040

u mad

No.26041

gonno play some passpartout

No.26042

deserved to have my post history posted i was a menace

No.26043

cant we just get along

No.26044

>>26042
nah youre pasted

No.26045

sure just not with the /o/ kid or any of his irc friends including the admin that was 10 years old when jp got created

No.26046

>>26034
it didnt have a password until the third version after i linked the first two on the main board Please stick it in mee

No.26047

he was 14 there are other tweens around here that age or even younger

No.26048

forced a lot of memes in early hima that still get used today like Please stick it in mee

No.26049

used to constantly force memes and reply to myself and impersonate people and create all different personas somewhere along the way all the fun got sucked out of it

No.26050

you got old stupid

No.26051

nice smw

No.26052

>>26050
that cant be right can it

No.26053

why arent the discord norms posting on their brand new hima they won its theirs now made in their image just the way they love it

No.26054

to make you bh

No.26055

>>26038
why are you so desperate to get the worshipers and wks back to post with you now that weve been banished to ota

No.26056

really makes you think

No.26057

because no pictures no embeds no webms or mp4s is annoying

No.26058

easy wordle easy quordle

No.26059

how is having embeds working out on the big h

No.26060

functionally hima has never been better

No.26061

well youre in luck

No.26062

normbors are having another screaming match wish hed just murder her already so i didnt have to listen to this every day

No.26063

hope mom can move you out of the trailer park soon

No.26064

mines just an old lady she doesnt do anything all day besides watching tv with the volume maxed because shes almost deaf

No.26065

heatin up some lasagne

No.26066

pic

No.26067

wonder if two imageboard neets have ever been neighbors and struck up a friendship

No.26068

ya me and my buddy the neighborblog

No.26069

taking my oog to the next level started drawing my own crude chickenscratch smut

No.26070

used to do that when i was bored in school

No.26071

had no internet or computer for a week or so a few years ago and filled up a few notebooks with written smut literally spent hours writing sick shit with a bone every day while mom was at work

No.26072

post it

No.26073

trust me all the pages were handshredded and burned a long time ago

No.26074

i need to be handshredded and burned

No.26075

never got interested in smut besides when i had to sperm

No.26076

ya thats the point i had zero way to sperm besides my imagination so instead of clicking through tabs for an hour i had to simply write it out

No.26077

gonno snooze sorry

No.26078

uh whats wrong with imagination joing thats what i do 90% of the time its better

No.26079

nothing but i only do it when im not in front of a rectangle

No.26080

what the flip oatman deleted the lera thread

No.26081

paste oatmane

No.26082

hope moms not awake need to get some more blogs

No.26083

mom was awake but not before i returned the cans to me room and its a saturday so its no big deal that im letting loose after the big work week

No.26084


No.26085

shes just like me

No.26086

same except replace mmorpg with post here

No.26087

had a pretty good day drank a lot of beer ate about a pound and a half of fried chicken and didnt go to work because i dont have a job

No.26088

wish i could snooze for 24 hours

No.26089

snoozed for ten but i had to get up to piss five times in the middle

No.26090

theres a spider on the wall

No.26091

on the wall

No.26092

its honokas birthday cant wait for next summit

No.26093

groan run out of space on my d drive every other day now have to keep deleting stuff and i know im gonna regret it in a decade

No.26094

done been snoozing

No.26095

what is stopping you from buying more drives

No.26096

that costs money and i cant just buy one have to buy them in pairs

No.26097

so buy them a 1 tb hdd is about $40 surely $80 is worth NOT losing all the treasures youve excavated from the web

No.26098

thats NOT cost effective

No.26099

finished reading kinmoza sigh cant believe its over

No.26100

only got one more vol of some other stuff too

No.26101

what other stuff

No.26102

like happy sugar life

No.26103

this publisher tags yuri as LGBTQ

No.26104

theyre right

No.26105

uh no

No.26106

why not

No.26107

if you cant distinguish between yuri and lesbo i dont want anything to do with you

No.26108


No.26109

normvid outbreak at work from the summer interns

No.26110

guess ill have some leftovers

No.26111

planning to rewatch hatamaou before s2

No.26112

isnt it a bit late to make a second cour 10 years later

No.26113

no why do you ask

No.26114

feel like theres even more grease in these leftovers than there was last night

No.26115

most of the people who watched it then have probably grown out of anime dont you think

No.26116


No.26117

tired as hell

No.26118

belched

No.26119

think i need a purpose in life

No.26120

been having less and less energy ever since i started taking these meds

No.26121

the friends stole my vitality

No.26122

at least NOT my foreskin Please stick it in mee

No.26123

not gonno stick it in youu get aids and die vile sodomite

No.26124

thats okay im into uncut men only

No.26125

reading uzameido

No.26126

btc is back over $20k is this the end of the bottom and start of the rise should i buy

No.26127

ya

No.26128

sigh even if i dumped my savings into btc and it shot back up to its peak that wouldnt be enough to live comfortably for all that long

No.26129

>>26107
whats the difference

No.26130

die slowreply

No.26131

made coffee firing up the latest momoiro no mahou shoujo ep

No.26132

aninorm

No.26133

yeah i stuck around a post split whatre you gonna do about it

No.26134

hb shamiko was real sexy near the end of this ep

No.26135

might melt

No.26136

the box of ice cream sandwiches i got is much better than the past boxes

No.26137

couldnt watch normime even if i wanted to simply fall asleep if i have to just passively watch something best i can do is have a video open while doing something else but then i only absorb a third of the content so doing that with a plot driven show would be pointless

No.26138

doing something else such as

No.26139

>>26093
what stuff

No.26140

you know just stuff

No.26141

i know my stuff i dont know your stuff

No.26142

>>26138
cooking tossing folding laundry organizing the folders on my drives

No.26143

uh folding laundry thats NOT something a 30 year old bachelor should be doing

No.26144

nice try beauford

No.26145

it aint gonno fold itself

No.26146

it doesnt need to be folded at all

No.26147

feeling a sigh coming on now that the normime season is over what an epic fail compared to last spring

No.26148

uh it was epic

No.26149

lojod hard

No.26150

i wouldnt know i could only keep up with two of them

No.26151

same but times twelve

No.26152

thinking of making a personal website

No.26153

ive heard that you have to do that to get computer jobs but why would i dox myself for chink web crawlers

No.26154

hate that lojoer is stealing my meme

No.26155


No.26156

the menethief

No.26157

curating my uma musume 腋 folder

No.26158

slept weird and tweaked my pencil neck

No.26159

homuha banner

No.26160

>>26157
die pitnorm

No.26161

homuha more like homoha I am an incomparable homo

No.26162

nn

No.26163

do girls really get hit on if they walk around like in anime

No.26164

>>1408288
uhh if you arent fine with a literal oteen stalker mod youre a wk haha

No.26165

sneezed

No.26166


No.26167

guess ill watch another ep or two then crack

No.26168

gth cracker

No.26169

only have one blog left and i dont feel like putting on undies and going to the store for more

No.26170

thats what the emergency handle is for

No.26171

it cannot be believed that both hima and ghosta are dead.

No.26172

uh yeah it cant be believed because it isnt true

No.26173

love drinkin n jerkin

No.26174

saw some chinkettes on main street it disturbed me

No.26175

took my medicine but my condition isnt improving wonder if im building an immunity

No.26176

feeling like howard phillips lovecraft lately every time i see a nonwhite face except he was talking about greeks and italians

No.26177

lots of invaders today theyre ordering pizzas and blogs too gonno hide until theyre gone and starve

No.26178

damn good hachimitsu ep

No.26179

dear god look at himas last 100 its literally gnfos cameron needs to be hanged and beaten to death

No.26180

whats hima and why should i care

No.26181

who would have thought that the equation hima minus hima posters plus the gnfos discord would equal to a gnfos clone if they stole all boards and created a thousand more all of them would be similar because thats who they are their brains are incapable of understanding something that simple

No.26182

you cant talk about rolexski like that

No.26183

>>26179
uh shouldnt the people that stopped going there be the ones to blame

No.26184

uhh the people NOT posting are to blame for the bad posts haha

No.26185

guess ill crack

No.26186

cracked

No.26187

>>26177
if you have problems with pizzas and blogs ive got some bad news for you about the mansion

No.26188

belched

No.26189

doubt we will be treated well in the ota mansion

No.26190

the lads are all pussy nerds with office jobs theyre no match for feral neets

No.26191

ive made a number of otaposts over the past few days

No.26192

im feral

No.26193

sweating hard and seat is sagging more and more think itll tear right down the middle in the next month or two hope i dont get hurt

No.26194

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.26195

im pussy nerd with office job

No.26196

the one blog is already gone

No.26197

>>26155
sigh theyre just like me

No.26198

they or they

No.26199

they

No.26200

that means you are a norm

No.26201

gave in and fired up the ac

No.26202

its about 86 degrees inside

No.26203

already cracked twice

No.26204

the cracker

No.26205

broke into the normka

No.26206

bored

No.26207

would you like a stream

No.26208

fire it up

No.26209

is that a yes

No.26210

not a fan of being constantly aware that my gut is being stretched to the limit

No.26211

ate chocolate then chugged microplasticwater

No.26212

browsing pics of nubile japanese women taken without their knowledge

No.26213

>>26210
is someone up in your guts

No.26214

sigh hes so lucky

No.26215

trying to force myself to draw because at least id be doing something a bit worthwhile with my time instead of watching vids or gaming but cant bring myself to because i cant think of anything i want to draw

No.26216

damn fine turt

No.26217

>>26213
ya carbonation

No.26218

>>26215
simply fire up a drawstream and take requests

No.26219

the hard part is discerning between the pics that are staged and those that arent i dont think i can really tell for a lot of these so i cant enjoy a lot of otherwise good pics

No.26220

doesnt help that a jap can be 30 but almost indistinguishable from a jk

No.26221

who told you drawing was worthwhile

No.26222

how about pick up a mans hobby instead like camping or welding

No.26223

>>26217
simply burp

No.26224

need to be burped

No.26225

>>26221
you need to give us your personal definition of worthwhile so we can all keep it in mind at all times when posting

No.26226

bh

No.26227

>>26181
turt seki and normblog are the only cordnorms that post on hima

No.26228

uh huh

No.26229

sekis lost my trust really an awful betrayal he played me like a fool

No.26230

fudguy with his bone to pick against turt

No.26231

woke up showered shited and jod now im havin some joe

No.26232

eating grilled cheese just polished off two thinking i might fry up some more i bought some stilton to try maybe ill add that

No.26233

fud means fear uncertainty doubt theres no doubt in my mind all thats left is fu that is to say flip you

No.26234


No.26235

thats siz in the photograph

No.26236

where have i heard the name killsushi before

No.26237

the posters i like are on ghost and the posters i dont like are on hima why on earth would i want them to merge again or go back to hima

No.26238

is fudguy everyone posting here or is he just that delusional

No.26239

fudguy aka whineguy aka therapyguy

No.26240

turts NOT able to consider the possibility that more than just one or two guys dislike him and the rest of the osquad

No.26241

whats not to like

No.26242

dont mind the osquad that much but id rather post here where my real bros are

No.26243

>>26237
same i just miss the functionality of hima

No.26244

We had a friend. He posted there. Then Cameron made him leave.

No.26245

real wolves dont need fancy tools to blog

No.26246

sigh le imagegaias

No.26247

the only functionality hima has over ota is last 100 and images both of which dont matter and were arguably better off without them

No.26248

didnt use them much anyway

No.26249

dont tell me what im better off without

No.26250

the cord bogeyman

No.26251

uhh bogeyman haha

No.26252

did i ever tell you guys about the time i saw the mogollon monster

No.26253


No.26254

wish mom was rich i wouldnt change anything about my lifestyle at all i simply would never feel guilt over being an unemployed avoidant manbaby ever again

No.26255

they `trust me'
dumb fucks

seki

No.26256

seki did nothing wrong

No.26257

paste

No.26258

if mom was rich shed force you to go to college

No.26259

your mom goes to college

No.26260

>>26258
she did because she needed to ensure i would be a debt slave too

No.26261

thought everyone else here had a phd

No.26262

>>26184
its our fault for letting them take over

No.26263

well were safe here since teens cant live without autorefresh and images

No.26264

wish i had a phd

No.26265

its NOT that great

No.26266

even if i had finished id be flipped look at trevor

No.26267

trevor is just pretending to be a loser

No.26268

trev has a job a stream and nieces

No.26269

ya but he has double my iq

No.26270

big flipping bug caught on a web outside my window only NOTiced since it keeps hitting the window making noise

No.26271

guess it was different for mom because she started working in a world where pensions and retirement still existed whatever i do as i get older is just gonno be to keep making the mortgage payments if she dies and i decide not to rope

No.26272

post on ghost post on hima

No.26273

would rather have a job in a warehouse or as a tradesman than in an office

No.26274

not having an average iq and not playing sports ruined my life

No.26275

sigh hes too smart

No.26276

to smart to be normal too dumb to be smart

No.26277

too*

No.26278

someone linked the thread on ojp

No.26279

sigh theyre making fun of us again

No.26280

was it you

No.26281

it was the norms

No.26282

it was turt trying to get us in trouble

No.26283

shitstainsugi has permanently ruined spinoff culture

No.26284

>>26282
i didnt do it

No.26285

die normtron

No.26286


No.26287

cant believe otamin was himako all along managed to trick everyone into thinking she was boles in order to go into hiding

No.26288

himako saw another innocent black man ripe for the framing and did what every other authority figure does

No.26289

Don't mind me, just gonna leave this one capitalized sentence in here.

No.26290

die capnorm

No.26291

the arseitch is back with a vengeance

No.26292

time for some tea

No.26293

there was a chance for things to be good but that was probably lost 25 years before i was born

No.26294

it was lost in 1945

No.26295

maybe but if i had been a baby boomer my life would have been pretty sweet for 40 or so years

No.26296

need a my blood sugar level is dangerous shirt

No.26297

forgot theres a piece or two of leftover chicken

No.26298

got two pounds of mortadella just waiting for me

No.26299

>>26289
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOL

No.26300

can it teenbro

No.26301

nothin better than cured pork products

No.26302

guess ill snooze

No.26303

no please can you stay up another 3 hours withme

No.26304

cant promise 3 hours but i tell you what i can drink 4 blogs before i have to go back out to the garage to get more

No.26305

thank you

No.26306

was gonno be up anyway ive been waking up two or three hours later than normal lately

No.26307

popped a nice fat pusser on me forehead

No.26308

pic

No.26309

crackin busch number three

No.26310

hope its not lite

No.26311

had fun in october drinking busch that was a good time too bad it just made me realize that was our last halloween together as himamates

No.26312

thats okay our halloweens together as otachis will be even better

No.26313

that post is sickening me

No.26314

tired might snooze

No.26315

well be back on hima by october

No.26316

says who

No.26317

guess hes willing to Drive to mocksville and send a message

No.26318

says me the biblicalblob

No.26319

if i was a thousandth of the man you are i wouldnt be in this mess

No.26320

need to pick up karate shoukoushi again but i forgot everything so i might have to skim through the first 400 chapters again

No.26321

and ippo too sigh simply gave up on reading manga when mangastream went down

No.26322

sigh wish i could paint like george kamitani

No.26323

Please stick it in mee theres an npc named vile in genshin

No.26324

warmed up that chicken

No.26325

die chickenwarmer

No.26326

its full of bones and im eating in the dark so maybe i will

No.26327

im full of bones

No.26328

weird how we all have a funny skeleton man inside us

No.26329

did some calisthenics

No.26330

physical fitness whatever

No.26331

cant believe mom has had such an objectively lower quality of life than her parents

No.26332


No.26333

my neck still hurts

No.26334

nh

No.26335

sighing thinking about when unc took me to a casino in 2003 or 4 and the fat nonwhite working there was freaking out and saying i wasnt allowed to pull the lever on the slot machine wonder if he realized that day that the america he grew up in was subverted and dead

No.26336

phew smells really good in here after eating that chicken had to leave to notice

No.26337

somehow remembering how much of an ugly fucker i am after mom moved one of the mirrors i had to walk past every day

No.26338

stared at the wall too long and started having a conversation with it

No.26339

what did he say

No.26340


No.26341


No.26342

woke up

No.26343

sigh guess its the last day of autism elf its downloading right now

No.26344

she doesnt have autism

No.26345

aspergers elf

No.26346

you dont even know what autism is like youre just using it as a generic insult well the intolerance stops here

No.26347

ya thats what ive been doing for about 12 years im too low iq to have it

No.26348

always said i was just like adachi but im actually quite a bit like shimamura as well

No.26349

why the fuck are you faggots still posting here

No.26350

its not even busy here either why not just post on hima since i am wasting $20 a month to keep it up just for you

No.26351

mendokusai healer was the worst show i have ever watched what a disaster feel sorry for anyone who wasted 250 minutes of their life on that shite

No.26352

did it take seki this long to realize people left his site

No.26353

ive seen worse you must NOT have watched many shows

No.26354

the girl is not cute at all shes a piece of shit

No.26355

nah she is cute at hell

No.26356

wish i was cute as hell

No.26357

you are

No.26358

no im NOT

No.26359

got some hip briefs from burlington coat factory

No.26360

been feeling tense and irritated all day must be that time of month

No.26361

wulojod

No.26362

dont have the energy to jo

No.26363

finished my leftovers

No.26364

finished kaguya s3 they wrapped it up making it seem like there wont be an s4

No.26365

>>26351
its one of the 2 shows i watched

No.26366

just watched the final ep it was epic

No.26367

only 6.28 on mal guess it sucks

No.26368

agdq just started

No.26369

kirbs up in an hour guess ill watch

No.26370

woke up drinkin some joe hiya ota

No.26371

got some jo for you to drink right here

No.26372

>>26367
thats surprisingly high i only use anidb but most of the ones i think are good end up being in the 3s or 5s at best

No.26373

oh so you think youre too good for mal is it

No.26374

yes

No.26375

i only use either site for reference but anidb simply has better design with 75 percent less bloat

No.26376

found 2 beers in the fridge that i forgot to drink last night because i kept grabbing warm ones from the garage

No.26377

sigh missed the start of the kirb run because their schedule is off

No.26378

trash bag full of cans just fell over kicked em to the side cant deal with it now

No.26379

im bloat

No.26380

if its good enough for malguy its good enough for me

No.26381

flip that teen

No.26382

been getting fully naked to jo lately

No.26383

hate being nakey

No.26384

i take that back ive kept me socks on

No.26385

phew pic

No.26386

nothin to pic

No.26387

what do you mean nothing dont you mean at least six inches

No.26388

uh

No.26389

what uh

No.26390

you know

No.26391

no i dont

No.26392

im freaking out

No.26393

whats the problem

No.26394

never found my way of the ninja

No.26395

sigh n

No.26396

guess ill bathe

No.26397

made a stack exchange account and answered a question i am a god among tards

No.26398

mom caused a rant by leaving the normspaper out

No.26399

how about taking responsibility for your own actions

No.26400

the norms hate personal responsibility and self reliance

No.26401

i might be a norm

No.26402

drinkin some tea

No.26403

had some tea earlier myself what kind

No.26404

thought they stopped making newspapers

No.26405

nope its been showing up twice a week in the driveway my whole life and i think they have to exist because there are laws about needing to publicly announce property transfers and stuff

No.26406

uh twice a week what about the dailies

No.26407

you can get it daily its just more expensive

No.26408

guess some of them are online only now guess when you die they post your dox on the net instead of just printing it and letting you be forgotten

No.26409

think i appeared in the local paper as a kid

No.26410

think ill jo again

No.26411

seatsag getting to be really uncomfortable but last time i went to goodwill they didnt have any good chairs

No.26412

got a nice minions ad on twitch

No.26413

jod the image was still up when i got back from the bathroom and it was NOT very attractive actually a bit grody

No.26414

mom asked me 3 times in a few minutes if i was taking a shower

No.26415

stairs

No.26416

guess ill crack and snack havent had eggs in a while maybe ill make some

No.26417

no dont

No.26418

why

No.26419

sigh guess ill have another turkey sandwich instead if youre not gonno explain your vague threat regarding eggs

No.26420

good

No.26421

normbors are smoking reefer again

No.26422

there was no turkey left had to make eggs its over

No.26423

i warned you

No.26424


No.26425

gonno make a nice ceylon tea

No.26426

prefer earl grey hot

No.26427

make it so

No.26428

cant tell you how sick i am of mom waking up early and watching tv i just wanted to crack and there she was

No.26429

how about keeping the beer in your room

No.26430

i do sometimes but i put tonights in the fridge for a change

No.26431

might try again and see if shes still awake the problem is to even go into that room shes gonno see me if she isnt snoozing

No.26432

nah shes up sigh guess ill snooze the next 30 pack is definitely staying on my table

No.26433

still have that scale on the floor of my room from when i needed to weigh something no wonder i feel like im about to explode went from 200 to 210 in a week and a half

No.26434

thinkin about spamming some froggers on normhima need to teach them a lesson

No.26435

sigh he loved a nice froggerspam

No.26436

might try to head out again and slam some more warm ones im feeling arrogant

No.26437

had one of those moments where i forgot i was in reality

No.26438

put me down for a few hundred thousand of those moments it sounds great

No.26439

woke up

No.26440

gomen

No.26441

feel like things have improved slightly since i threw out the pissjugs but now ive just pisscans

No.26442

eating chocolate crisped rice with milk

No.26443

love me some cocoa pebbles

No.26444

had some fries salt pepper and ketchup for breakfast

No.26445

nothin wrong with that

No.26446

theyre NOT cocoa pebbles theyre store brand

No.26447

i know cocoa pebbles arent made of crisped rice you simply reminded me that i havent had any in a while

No.26448

plenty wrong with that for starters its NOT healthy i thought we were getting that beach bod together

No.26449

ive already got a beach bod i just need to suck my gut back about 5 inches

No.26450

slept for 16 hours feeling awful

No.26451

not sure if im arrogant enough to get another warm one

No.26452

ate a bunch of sprees feel sick from letting all that sugar into my body

No.26453

havent had a spree in a over a decade

No.26454

never liked spree preferred sweetarts

No.26455

had some sweetarts a couple months ago my mouth was raw after eating a number of them

No.26456

whered everybody go i was snoozing

No.26457

im a busy man

No.26458

kuro lojod

No.26459

which kuro

No.26460

groaning

No.26461

went to the store a guy in a mask was staring at my really hard so i took my earbuds out and said hi because i thought he wanted to ask me something after a few seconds he said hi back and then asked if i knew what time it was i had my phone in my hand and looked at it to check the time and relay it to him and then he said addicted addicted addicted got really confused and started to think that he might be dangerous and thinking about assaulting me so i just looked at him then he asked if i thought i was addicted to my phone and i said no then he asked if i could leave the house without it and i said yes and that i was just using it for music and didnt use social media or anything he said interesting and that i was the 1 out of 10 and then we parted ways realized afterwards that hima and youtube could be considered social media so i think i lied to him felt really defensive the whole time and i could hear it clearly in my voice think i got made a fool of should have just ignored him after it was clear what he was doing

No.26462

that was me

No.26463

bald flipper

No.26464

>>26461
crying for you

No.26465

cant get the power button cable connected again on moms laptop and it keeps turning on when the pins rub together

No.26466

got that working but now the keyboard doesnt register and moms flipping out about not being able to check her email

No.26467

cant she just use her iphone

No.26468


No.26469

that doesnt solve the fact that her computer is broken for an entirely different reason as soon as i put in a replacement battery

No.26470

wish i could just close the door to my room and ignore mom for the rest of her life dealing with her is a constant and exhausting problem

No.26471

you cant say that about the one woman who loves you

No.26472

naively didnt think things would be this dystopian for another decade or two

No.26473

spam

No.26474

how are things dystopian everythings pretty much the same

No.26475

got some british style curry sauce to commemorate finishing kinmoza cooking some chicken in it now

No.26476

>>26474
i was reminded that wangblows 11 is a real thing

No.26477

who cares upgrading is for norms windows 7 still works just fine

No.26478

were gonno be like third worlders digging through landfills of electronic waste to find computer parts without hardware drm in a few years if any of our pcs die

No.26479

>>26476
windows 11 is genuinely better in every way
>>26478
die freetard

No.26480

lot of arrogance for a proud slave

No.26481

dont see why people bother speedrunning like 90% of these games you can basically toss out anything that doesnt have platforming elements and you wont lose out on much

No.26482

chickens about done but the rice is still cooking

No.26483

having chicken and rice today too

No.26484

woke up hiya ota

No.26485

cracked

No.26486

thought everything has already had hardware drm for over a decade now

No.26487

ya and its just gonno ramp up

No.26488

drm stands for digital rights management do you hate rights are you trying to infringe on them

No.26489

this curry has a bit more flavor its also a different brand but its still pretty bland might need to look into making my own curry sauce but the upfront cost of spices makes it intimidating

No.26490

belched

No.26491

what do norms even do all day should i just start spacing out at the mall if i want to meet people and get a gf

No.26492

dont even know if theres a mall around here

No.26493

Ad 3 of 6 : (0:09)
was twitch always like this and why isnt ubo working

No.26494

use streamlink

No.26495

dont know what that is and i dont trust things i dont know

No.26496

groan feasted too hard again

No.26497

only use justin.tv a few times a year for a hima stream just went to the normis page and didnt get an ad

No.26498

back from sitting in the car stopped by the market and bought 70 dollars worth of groceries with my ebt

No.26499

cleavage lady is talking

No.26500

watched aris a couple hours ago and didnt get any ads just opened his stream again and got a 30 second ad followed by another 30 second ad when i refreshed out of confusion

No.26501

owned

No.26502

its open sores and lets you pipe twitch streams into whatever media player to avoid ads because ubo and other alternatives dont work on twitch

No.26503

never swiped whats it like

No.26504

clearly it does work if this guy just saw double ads within a few minutes of me seeing none

No.26505

nice results based analysis it doesnt work

No.26506

not like its a big deal anyway nothing on twitch is worth watching

No.26507

watched another episode of デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼

No.26508

place i get groceries is set up so that theres the nice store one side of the street where white people shop and the value store in the run down lot on the other side of the street where black people shop only go to that one to get blogs because its not actually cheaper than the white store

No.26509

which one do the rednecks go to

No.26510

>>26506
what about paste Games Done Quick ©

No.26511

sigh its nice to hear that theres still somewhere upholding traditional american values

No.26512


No.26513

picked up blogs there today there black guy exclaimed something about dayum 2 for 1 better get some of these about the chips near the checkout

No.26514

did this take place in suburban arizona and did he leave on a motorcycle

No.26515

no

No.26516

>>26491
wish i knew

No.26517

they practice their hobbies and go out to social gatherings at the park and the beach where they play music and volleyball and weird games that i dont recognize but involve circular nets and maybe hackey sacks or small balls and they socialize with girls and take pictures for their social media to show everyone on the internet how happy and fun their life is

No.26518

thats basically what all of us do except from the comfort of our bedrooms

No.26519

>>26503
its ok

No.26520

i thought you were supposed to bumrush the store at the start of the month NOT swipe near the end

No.26521

what are some good norm hobbies

No.26522

jerking it to little kids

No.26523


No.26524

that guy is describing upper middle class norms in their late 20s or something most norms dont do anything in the past guys like us would be into fishing or ham radios

No.26525

>>26522
Please stick it in mee thats my favourite hobby

No.26526

sigh wish i had a dad who taught me how to fish

No.26527

in fiction you always see the characters go out for the day i just dont get where theyre going

No.26528

uh if youre seeing it how do you not know where they end up going

No.26529

maybe if you think for ten seconds instead of trying to squeeze out an epic own youll come up with an answer by yourself

No.26530

got something for you to squeeze right here

No.26531

feel like when i was a kid a box of cereal would last a week or two now they last a day or two opened this one this morning about to finish it

No.26532

youre starting your second puberty

No.26533

does that mean ill get the final half inch i need to become a chad

No.26534

ya that and more

No.26535

need to shave me stache is getting in the way

No.26536

got a half inch for you right here

No.26537

lets see it

No.26538

havent been in a haunted house since i was a little kid im not really that good with scary things need to go with my gf so i she can protect me

No.26539

>>26535
same eating is getting difficult

No.26540

just remembered endless 8 and raged glad kyoani went up in flames

No.26541

dont want to finish the two shows i was watching and say sayonara might fire up one of the other dozen full series that are now clogging my drive

No.26542

>>26540
bastard youre gonna take that back now

No.26543

hell ya fire it up there were some good ones

No.26544

the kyoanus

No.26545

wonder how different things wouldve been if i got glomped back in 2006

No.26546

it wasnt that great

No.26547

die glompbrag

No.26548

tired

No.26549

were all tired of this

No.26550


No.26551

keep it on hima smutnorm

No.26552

whats hima

No.26553

smutty little youmu

No.26554

mom started staying up like two hours later than normal the last week or two its impeding my social life

No.26555

really feeling it tonight

No.26556

feeling a pain in my gut need to lie down

No.26557

Social isolation is a risk factor for dementia that is independent of loneliness and many other covariates. Social isolation-related brain structural differences coupled with different molecular functions also support the associations of social isolation with cognition and dementia. Social isolation may thus be an early indicator of an increased risk of dementia.

No.26558

theres no chance of me ever not being socially isolated even if i had friends so whatever

No.26559

nice lone wolf

No.26560

we will socialize at the mansion

No.26561

>>26559
im mentally alone

No.26562

same felt mentally and emotionally alone even when i wasnt physically alone havent regretted breaking up

No.26563

uh

No.26564

what

No.26565

now that were NOT on hima anymore theres no need to keep up the cPlease rape my facee

No.26566

the what

No.26567

>>26565
not gonno snap your face

No.26568

the incPlease rape my facee

No.26569


No.26570

dont remember what filters to that and too dumb to figure it out

No.26571

same

No.26572

have the ingredients for meatball sandwiches and turkey sandwiches

No.26573

got fired again gonno rope

No.26574

from where

No.26575

human toilet

No.26576

arbys

No.26577

meatballs are warming up

No.26578

might apply for a job at the rope factory

No.26579

you mean like as the foreman right

No.26580

why cant something good happen for once

No.26581

suck it up

No.26582

ive sucked longer and harder than the norms and yet they insist on making things worse

No.26583

wish whineguy would rope already sick of this downer downing day in day out

No.26584

i shouldnt have to

No.26585

eating moms flippin 3 day old chicken casserole with her at the table
it wasnt any good the first time around no better now
told her the chicken was well overcooked like chewing on flippin leather good lord

No.26586

shes cruising for a bruising

No.26587

cant keep track of blogs too well this last week or so think i doubled the intake

No.26588

woke up

No.26589

woke up and grim aloe jod havent posted in a couple of days not feeling too good

No.26590

no wonder things felt so off we all missed you

No.26591

spilled coffee on my keyb

No.26592

w10 is breaking sigh not ready to switch to linux yet

No.26593

uh why are you using w10

No.26594

because its free and i could no longer play tera on xp 8 years ago

No.26595

excuse my rudeness but tera is shite

No.26596

its got sexy sexy ladies so its a good game in my book

No.26597

uh windows isnt free its proprietary

No.26598

its free as in a free beer

No.26599

beer isnt free you pay for it with health problems down the road

No.26600

tired and bored think i need a job

No.26601

dominos is hiring

No.26602

>>26600
its NOT that great trust me

No.26603

sipping my coffee and eating pineapple cake

No.26604

i like cake

No.26605

teh caek

No.26606

A 101-year-old former Nazi concentration camp guard has been sentenced to five years in prison by a German court for aiding and abetting the murder of 3,518 people during the Holocaust.

"The verdict is a late compensation for the relatives and a very important sign from Germany," Christoph Heubner of the International Auschwitz Committee told CNN on Tuesday.

Heubner, who followed the trial, criticized the number of years it had taken the German courts to press charges. "Now the wound of the relatives can be taken care of," he said.

The Central Council of friends in Germany acknowledged the ruling. "Even if the defendant will probably not serve the full prison term due to his advanced age, the verdict is to be welcomed," Josef Schuster, the council's president, told CNN.

No.26607

owned

No.26608

abbyjod

No.26609

feel like cracking but its too early in the day for that

No.26610

how about cracking open a nice book instead

No.26611

im reading a paper

No.26612

>>26610
attention span has been shot by constant access to technology

No.26613

oh

No.26614

you need a nice tech detox

No.26615

>>26611
whats it about

No.26616

im toxic

No.26617

sigh its that time of the season when i update my rss feeds and theres nothing new

No.26618

feeling feverish and nauseated guess cracking is postponed

No.26619

moms giving me lip about going to the store for a frozen pizza and a 6 pack

No.26620

you shouldve snuck through the back door

No.26621

nothin sneak i was trying to get her to do it because she said she was going out anyway

No.26622

oh

No.26623

nude rn

No.26624

dislike having my clothes completely off because it means theres no way to get more comfortable and it reminds me im just a pinkish chimp with a level of sentience i wasnt supposed to have

No.26625

guess ill crack

No.26626

puhaa

No.26627

drinking blogs browsing porn watching cartoons hb this is the life

No.26628

it would be better if this place was more active

No.26629

have you tried posting

No.26630

no

No.26631

try it out its great

No.26632

ate a liverwurst sandwich today

No.26633

firing up a fro za

No.26634

a what za

No.26635

zen

No.26636

had sex

No.26637


No.26638

could have had a great night ahead if me if mom hadnt just refused to go back out to the store

No.26639

owned

No.26640

got 30c in my bank account

No.26641

thought they didnt let you keep less than 5

No.26642

most of my moneys with my brokerage

No.26643

wish i had a job but only if its the way i think it is in my head and not how it actually is

No.26644

how is it in your head

No.26645

the condom was too small it felt like it was cutting off my circulation but last time it was too big and started slipping off

No.26646

never had an issue with a condom being too big ill tell you that much

No.26647

>>26644
like how it is in older movies where you just show up and drink some coffee at a desk and go home to the house you bought for 15 grand

No.26648

thats what my job is like sans owning a house

No.26649

die norm

No.26650

jealous

No.26651


No.26652

wish i was her

No.26653

love workin love flippin my gf love posting with my friends on ota-ch.com/ghost/res/1088

No.26654

>>26650
youre leaving out huge chunks of something like having to have spent 4 to 6 years as a dormnorm and Driving every day and having to talk to norms in webcam meetings

No.26655

shut up

No.26656

nah i think you can shut up worknorm

No.26657

may wanna apply to spacex your ass has already been blasted to mars

No.26658

would love to live the life i have currently but on mars instead

No.26659

wgetting a sexy sexy website

No.26660

pasted rms

No.26661

NOThin rms just the easiest way to get all the pics

No.26662

urethras burning

No.26663

>>26653
lol same are you me

No.26664

>>26663
Based

No.26665

okay thats enough himarolling for the day

No.26666

love pretending to be a norm on the little g

No.26667


No.26668

I live I laugh I love

No.26669

never loved whats it like

No.26670

too tard for wget

No.26671

mowed hard mom said it looks like a golf course

No.26672

pic

No.26673

i cant use the internet or be reminded of reality at all without feeling bad but what else am i supposed to do all day

No.26674

went to moms for a night had to sleep on the couch and the dog kept sticking its nose in my face and waking me up

No.26675

>>26673
its probably time to unironically rope

No.26676

gonno ironically rope

No.26677

its been time to rope my whole life

No.26678

sigh

No.26679

sis texted me bitching about something i dont give a flip gonno snooze

No.26680

snooze safely

No.26681

guess ill have a little wine

No.26682

i hope mom dies of natural causes before things get really bad

No.26683


No.26684

dumb little bitch needs to fix her audio

No.26685

dont click that

No.26686

uhh why the flip didnt she edit that out

No.26687

why isnt her dad kicking the shit out of her for wearing that

No.26688

evening ghosta forgot to post today

No.26689

wish i was her dad

No.26690

sigh miss when you could search for sexy ladyvids on youtube without being bombarded with spam and reupload channels

No.26691

they changed the youtube search so that the only results are retarded unrelated normvids now dont know how to search on it anymore

No.26692

sigh he loved that

No.26693

gotto fiddle with the filters and skim through a lot of thumbnails and titles thats how you get the freshest uploads

No.26694

ped hours guess ill snooze

No.26695

cant be bothered with that ended up buying a big overcoat so i can just go and parkjo

No.26696

havin a bacon sandwich

No.26697

if i had been born in the early 80s and was already dead by this exact moment in history i think my life could have been pretty good

No.26698

thats way too young to die real life doesnt begin until your 60s

No.26699

that was true for a very brief period of human history but not now

No.26700

dumb bitch doesnt even need moisturiser

No.26701

die pedcreep

No.26702

wonder whats wrong with me

No.26703

>>26693
Please stick it in mee didnt even think about the filters thanks

No.26704

sigh our talents are going to waste while we sit here all day its time to take action

No.26705

the norms have deemed us obsolete because we arent easily controlled and i have no talent besides being retarded

No.26706

do drinking and gaming count as talents

No.26707

not even good at either of those

No.26708

its not all hopeless youve got a powerful talent for complaining about norms on imageboards

No.26709

youre right but unless im suddenly deified theyre not gonno listen

No.26710

wonder if im actually good at music or art or making games something never actually tried

No.26711

guess ill watch some agpdq and slay

No.26712

found my old yugioh deck with sexy dark magician girl

No.26713

uh does normfox not save pinned tabs anymore what the flip

No.26714

teenshaved and darkshowered wish i could grow an actual beard if ever a face needed to be 75 percent hidden ive got it

No.26715

snoozin

No.26716

60f feels cold

No.26717

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhPWtvoW55c

need to get one of these asap

No.26718

closer to 2038 than 2006

No.26719

woke up might have curry for brekkie

No.26720

started keeping a journal

No.26721

ota is my journal

No.26722

dont you mean a diary

No.26723

planted some seeds

No.26724

made cawfee

No.26725

burned my tongue on aforementioned coffee

No.26726

you get what you fucking deserve arrogant coffeenorm

No.26727

what the hell

No.26728

sorry it just came out

No.26729

think youve spent too long hanging out with some bad influences

No.26730

wonder just how the norms got tricked into shoveling bowls of sugargrains into their mouths every morning

No.26731

same way you got tricked into guzzling two liters of sugarwater every evening

No.26732

guess ill go to work early

No.26733

thats where youre supposed to tsukkomi

No.26734

gonno stop worrying about tomorrow and focus on today

No.26735

sigh wonder if penis-san would be mad at me if he found out he wasnt actually flipsperming into thousands of different women and it was just me giving him a nice tug in front of the rectangle

No.26736

>>26731
only drink tap

No.26737

time to snooze

No.26738

nice flipping fluoride zombie

No.26739

hope youre NOT american the tap isnt for drinking

No.26740

shamiko

No.26742

gonno tap dat ***

No.26743

normiko

No.26744

shamiko isnt a norm shes a devil

No.26745

normil

No.26746

nn

No.26747

n

No.26748

nah

No.26749


No.26750

np

No.26751

its p

No.26752

playing a dbz game

No.26753

is it the super famicon one with cards

No.26754

loved that one

No.26755

same Please stick it in mee

No.26756

just walked past a girl wearing an nge shirt

No.26757

she was meant to be your gf

No.26758

you were supposed to ask her out now youve lost your chance to produce offspring

No.26760

wish to have impossible to procreate sex with a sexy lady too young to produce offspring

No.26761

youre supposed to leave behind children to inherit your genes youre NOT supposed to copulate with sexy ladies thats perverse and degenerate

No.26762

she was already walking with someone

No.26763

that was me

No.26764

norm g e

No.26765

>>26763
would you care to flip maam

No.26766

saw a girl wearing some bl looking crap from a distance i think it was hetalia or something but i couldnt get close enough to make sure she smiled at me i thought about trying to talk to her but came to my senses and went home so i could daydream about our life together

No.26767

thats not bl

No.26768

do modern anifoids still care about hetalia

No.26769

hetalia is pasted as hell

No.26770

>>26768
probably not but it was my best guess it was hard to try and look without her seeing me looking at her

No.26771

sounds i crack now and become a useless blob for the rest of the evening even after sobering up or should i keep lying and rotting for a few hours first then crack

No.26772

planted some seeds myself

No.26773

the pack said to plant these sometime between february and june well junes NOT over yet so they should be fine

No.26774

lojod hard then ate a meatball sub

No.26775

painbump back on me nose

No.26776

eve and aoi were very moe this week cant wait for s2

No.26777

went to the store with mom she was getting weird about leaving immediately after we got the ice cream so i didnt go back for a pizza because the beer was closer they also had voltage on sale

No.26778

normtage

No.26779

its so unnorm i havent seen it in cans for 3 years

No.26780

by that reasoning sex must be the least norm thing around

No.26781

sigh aoba

No.26782

aoba wan wan

No.26783


No.26784

dont even remember watching s2 it was forgettable as hell

No.26785

sigh hes lashing out now that his memorys going must be all those blogs

No.26786

healer girl had a damn fine last ep

No.26787

cant be that good if i never heard of it

No.26788

hate when my hand starts to cramp up while im polishing my flagpole

No.26789

>>26787
he means autism elf

No.26790

wait there was actually a healer girl this season forgot that was the translated title

No.26791

idiot

No.26792

ya healer girl the translated title for ヒーラー・ガール how do they come up with things its like theyre just making stuff up

No.26793

and thats not even the translated title its ヒーラー・ガール

No.26794

>>26789
whats autism elf do you mean Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!

No.26795

cracked

No.26796

>>26794
thats not what i would have translated it as

No.26797

what do you mean thats the title

No.26798

nah whatever diversity hire intern they had machine translate the title needs to be shown the door

No.26799

the need to put pasted herkz on the job

No.26800

somehow got a sunburn on my nose in the 180 seconds total i was outside today

No.26801

このヒーラー、めんどくさい
bing This healer, annoying
google This healer is annoying
deepl This healer is a pain in the ass.

No.26802

die whitey

No.26803

they were too retarded to even use a machine translation they must have just guessed because those are all better and more accurate

No.26804

sigh you just dont understand translation

No.26805

the title they went with sounds even more awkward for westerners and her being a pain in the ass or annoying is about 90 percent of the show shes rarely responsible for him getting hurt

No.26806

>>26739
nothin wrong with some nice tap

No.26807

if fluorides so good for you how come i got cavities in all my teeth

No.26808

pic

No.26809

no and there shouldnt be any visible now i got fillings

No.26810

what are they made out of

No.26811

uh who wants to know

No.26812

just never had a cavity do they use plastic or something now i know mom and everyone else in my family had silver and gold fillings

No.26813

die nocavitynorm

No.26814

>>26805
its referring to the emotional pain of being on the receiving end of harsh speech

No.26815

not sure why it hasnt happened yet not that i want it to pretty sure gramps had no teeth left by 55 or so but he was a chainsmoker

No.26816

gramps lost all his teeth far as i know he didnt smoke a single cig in the last 20 30 years of his life NOT sure about before that probably smoked in the army like everyone else

No.26817

i take that back he was probably like 40

No.26818

mom and big bro ganged up and tried to bully me into going to the dentist the other day but i stood firm

No.26819

used to live by a dentist i trusted

No.26820

theyre all crooks

No.26821

woke up drinkin some joe tummy san is furious today

No.26822

NOT that one knew him through the church

No.26823

probably have some cavities wish mom would take me to the dentist

No.26824

ordered some nice localized manga

No.26825

yesterday i almost zonked out halfway through blog number two today i finished the second thats NOT a good sign because i canNOT afford to go through a six and a half pack every day like the past

No.26826

this stilton is pretty potent

No.26827

fired up the ac

No.26828


No.26829

wish i was a sexy girl

No.26830

sigh same

No.26831

>>26826
die moldeater

No.26832

whats wrong its just mushrooms

No.26833

wish a sexy girl would feed me rotting cheese

No.26834

got some rotten cheese for you right here

No.26835

hate when constipation and needing to piss and a chub combine to irritate my prostate

No.26836

>>26825
think youve got a few months before you get to that point unless you start cracking more than you did the previous day every day

No.26837

im trying to limit it to every other day although i didnt succeed at that today

No.26838

just realized i left out a clause meant to say finished the second and still feel sober on number three which is my last because i dont have any more

No.26839

got meself a nice maruchan instant teriyaki beef because soup at the grocery store is almost 2 bucks more than at walmart or target

No.26840

uh 2 bucks is way too much

No.26841

strong burning pain in my chest while pissing

No.26842


No.26843

phew

No.26844

>>26840
what does that mean

No.26845

uh i dont think there was any ambiguity in my post

No.26846

>>26842
juicy kirb

No.26847

>>26845
do you mean two bucks extra is too much or that two bucks a can at walmart is too much if its the latter then ya it is but thats what it costs

No.26848

well its too damn high

No.26849

didnt realize how hot it was outside my twelve pack of natural ice is already warm

No.26850

how about passing one here i just polished off my last blog

No.26851

makin a big ol bacon sandwich and then itll be wine time

No.26852

have one slice of bacon left although its been sitting there for a couple weeks i dont know if its still good but bacon is supposed to be cured so it should be fine

No.26853

shamiko shamiko shamiko

No.26854

face pubes are itching fierce

No.26855

feeling sick

No.26856

yo yo yo its hump day

No.26857

one more hour hima one more flippin hour

No.26858

until what

No.26859

jod and immediately regretted it

No.26860

need to be killed asap

No.26861

im freaking out

No.26862

>>26850
took it out of the freezer and hid it in the bathroom but then i started tardrambling to mom and it got warm while i waited for her to go to bed so i could grab it

No.26863

wrap it in a wet towel next time

No.26864

guess ill watch a movie

No.26865

was in the middle of eating a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and watching a nice p anderson serm when he mentioned how unhealthy cinnamon toast crunch was

No.26866

stop eating that evil nakamaslop

No.26867

hes right

No.26868

how can he be right

No.26869

well he hasnt been wrong yet

No.26870

wish i had nakama

No.26871

sigh fine but at least let me finish this bowl

No.26872

it doesnt take ten minutes to eat a bowl of cereal did you get seconds or what

No.26873

life keeps blasting me with piss i thought it was supposed to be the other way around

No.26874

never understood the cheap beer tastes like piss meme

No.26875

>>26872
whats your problem im savoring my last bowl of crunch

No.26876

hima eating contest

No.26877

uh last bowl what did you just get thirds

No.26878

just remembered avatar phew now that was a good anime might rewatch

No.26879

>>26874
same they must have never tarded out and accidentally sipped from a pisscan theres no comparison

No.26880

cant wait for avatar 2

No.26881

remember seeing avatar in theaters was that really over 12 years ago

No.26882

whats the problem weve got our whole lives ahead of us

No.26883

sexy toph

No.26884

jod again only this time i didnt regret it

No.26885

found some chicken in the back of the fridge to put in my microwaved plastic container instant stomachcancer noodles

No.26886

making some cheese fries now

No.26888

watched norming bad again didnt think it was worse than when i was in my late teens and early twenties just that it was a sopranos ripoff for nerds

No.26889

its better than the normpranos

No.26890

dont compare that retarded shite to the sopranos

No.26891

who do i believe

No.26892

fire up better call saul

No.26893

never watched the sapranos never watched breakingbad never watched gameofthrones never watched squidgame never watched anything really

No.26894

the guy who doesnt watch

No.26895

the sopranos is friendish garbage

No.26896

it was made by an autistic italian guy

No.26897

>>26893
those last two are nothing like the first two

No.26898

watching the boys

No.26899

now thats friendish garbage

No.26900

theres no comparison between the early 2000s to late 2000s and normshite from the 2010s

No.26901

guess ill fire up that ross

No.26902

norm dungeon

No.26903

accidentally stepped on the scale while coming back into my lair funny that i can literally weigh the food and blogs inside me stomach

No.26904

normshit then normshit now

No.26905

need to escape the hima crab bucket

No.26906

>>26904
thats a buddy opinion and by that i mean ignorant

No.26907


No.26908

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZsdvoxFox4
should have posted the good one

No.26909

>>26906
well as i said ive never watched them so i wouldnt know

No.26910

i listened to that one after because weve all heard it 50 times

No.26911

dont get cunty

No.26912

said the word cunt today Please stick it in mee also said buddy rig twice

No.26913

do you kiss your mother with that mouth

No.26914

no but she makes me hug her every night

No.26915

gonno stop posting in this one call me when the new blog arrives

No.26916

without that guy were flipping doomed

No.26918

gonno need to wait for someone with an iq higher than mine to point out or link to someone else pointing out what was different about this ross compared to every ross before he got editors

No.26920

woke up

No.26921

pasted ross owning the wownorms

No.26922

hb i do NOT feel refreshed

No.26923

havent even seen wow gameplay in over ten years what a joke looks like a completely different game

No.26924

never wowed

No.26925

you missed out but i have to say scape was better and if i was born in the 80s id be saying uo and eq were better because they were

No.26926

scaped but didnt have regular access to a computer so never made it to the big leagues

No.26927

scape was most certainly not better at the time

No.26928

i thought it was because i didnt have to ask mom to pay a sub

No.26929

ross is talking about tinyhats and merchants

No.26930

begged mom for months to play wow she eventually caved and vanilla and tbc were the best years of my life

No.26931

all the developers are chinks anyway Please stick it in mee

No.26932

>>26930
nice supreme gentleman

No.26933

mom was shocked when i picked up a packet of rayman in the store and told her that oriental flavor is now called soy sauce

No.26934

nice ross referencing spoony

No.26935

>>26933
what the flip

No.26936

she didnt believe it either but it was there https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000133652

No.26937

looks shopped

No.26938

i hate to tell you that its not

No.26939

gonna need an actual pic you just bought it right

No.26940

no but mom can verify if you wait for her to get home from work and make a post

No.26941

okay ill wait

No.26942

What happened to Oriental Flavor ramen?

Thanks for being such an avid fan of this flavor! The name Oriental Flavor has now been updated to Soy Sauce Flavor to better reflect the distinct flavor profile of this tasty dish. Despite the name change, the traditional flavor and recipe of this product have remained the same. We hope this answers your question!

No.26943

nice flippin butthurt slanteyes crying about nothing

No.26944

hey ghosta used tron on my pc feeling better

No.26945

were over 2500 time to pack up and head for greener pastures

No.26946


No.26953

mom bought air fryer

No.28680

gz



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