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No. 2579

Look

It's a loli in a turtle shell

No.2580

Look

It's a foot-fetishist pedophile dog.

No.2581

Look

My turtle head just came out of it's shell

No.2582

How is that

possible?

I wonder

How did she

get there?

Look what I found

It's a loli in a turtle shell

No.21785

this is it

No.21788

whatever you say i go where the blog wind blows

No.21790

we must charge forward towards the future

No.21792

gonna laugh at some post histories in the secret channel

No.21793

what the flip

No.21794

easy wordle today

No.21797

both the wordle and quordle were easy today

No.21798

the quordle guy

No.21799

sigh wish there was more than just a thumbnail on these old threads

No.21801

hima is back to being 80% tubie posts and tubie embeds despite everything

No.21803

just dont feel like posting on Cameron Mitchell Cassidy of 366 Duke ST, Mocksville, NC 27028's personal playground

No.21805

made both this thread and the first post of the last one

No.21806

you got the original full size pic still

No.21809

used to but im the guy that flipped up a windows installation without backup and lost everything including this pic
you can still open the one from this thread but its a bit small
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S12768292

No.21810

ya ``flipped up'' a windows installation defiantly NOT deleting evidence

No.21811

uhh haha

No.21812

guess ill snooze

No.21813

snoozer

No.21815

groaning

No.21816

why

No.21817

you know

No.21818

i can think of many reasons to groan so no i dont

No.21821

im groaning for all of those reasons

No.21822

even because of work on monday

No.21823

im neet but weekdays are bad for other reasons

No.21824

wish i was neet

No.21826

feel more like sighing than groaning

No.21827

havent had sex in a while not since my last reincarnation

No.21828

>>21824
its NOT that great

No.21829

why NOT

No.21830

>>21809
sigh i can see the top of her clothes in this one ruins the illusion

No.21833

dont really want to keep track of two threads have to decide between /ghost/ and hima

No.21834

well i know what im choosing

No.21835

toothpick tore off some chunks of plaque from my teeth now theyre bothering my tongue

No.21836

uh just spit them out

No.21837

>>21830
sick freak

No.21838

its my teeth that are bothering my tongue and im not spitting those out i mean normally that back of my bottom teeth are smooth now my tongue can get pinched in the cracks

No.21839

>>21837
whats sick

No.21841

die sick ped freak

No.21842

this thread seems to be more active than hima think ill stay here

No.21843

>>21838
pinch my crack plaquenorm

No.21844

You moralfags need to at least try to fap to some cp at least once before you die. Because there is no other feel like it.

No.21845

nothin norm just havent been to a dentist in years after that stuff came off ive been starting to think maybe ill go in for a cleaning

No.21846

hate thad hes a norm

No.21847

couldnt even be happy when thad got out because now im waiting for ken

No.21848

hope thad sent ken some survival tips

No.21849

crazy how they can send someone to jail for a decade and put a permanent black mark on them just for having some illegal digits on their hard drive

No.21850

yeah real mindblowing

No.21851

are you suggesting its NOT its NOT as though the people enacting and enforcing these laws arent already the biggest peds and rapists

No.21852

how can you just type c r a z y like that what happened to the filter
crazy
CRAZY

No.21853

utterly PREDICTABLE

No.21854

I am an incomparable homo
Please stick it in me
Please rape my face

No.21855

*sticks it in u*
*rapes ur face*

No.21856

found a filter i didnt know about the other day but im NOT telling what it was

No.21857

the crazy filter works on /jp/ wonder why its deactivated on /ghost/ is dude NOT filtered here either

No.21858

dont use my thread for testing filters bastard

No.21859

some of them still work

No.21860

>>21858
sorry im done

No.21861

real PREDICTABLE how after years of tolerating turt because doing otherwise wouldnt be worth the effort he got it in his head people actually liked him around and became a mod then everyone ditched him

No.21862

hes been a mod since seki took over in 2018

No.21863

doubt he would have the restraint to go 4 years without mentioning it

No.21864

thats blatantly NOT true although it does seem to be what hes trying to convince people of now

No.21865

cant believe turt destroyed the site twice now

No.21866

hes been a mod since last year at least

No.21867

ate 3 ice cream sandwiches

No.21868

youre supposed to be slimming down for the summer

No.21869

turts been a mod for years the fact that hes only just started showing off his admin capabilities after seki rebooted the site and took the opportunity to fire all the old jans who arent in his inner cordcircle is a mere coincidence move along now

No.21870


No.21872

seki didnt fire the old jans i was just joking when i said that

No.21874

even worse

No.21875

whats the point of these harddrive backup programs if they refuse to let me backup a failing hd

No.21876

need a backup program to backup my failing life

No.21877

feeling hot trying not to use the ac so much

No.21878

dont like that greasy sweaty feeling im getting feel like as a teen i just got normally hot and sweaty didnt turn into a pile of oil

No.21879

normasugis getting hit by botspam Please stick it in mee

No.21880

got a biggie bag from wendys

No.21881

hope you threw out the sugarwater

No.21882

showered made tea gonna watch the latest shamiko

No.21883

alright the spams over we can all go back to hima

No.21885


No.21886

nah not going back to turtlesugi

No.21887

>>21881
i always get unsweetened iced tea

No.21888

>>21884
>>21886
whyd you delete it norm

No.21889

i forgot the to

No.21890

sigh added too much sweetener to my tea

No.21891

love pasted cam s

No.21892

great rikohan ep this week

No.21893

hearts racing but still tired

No.21894

woke up lojod

No.21895

how about a nice hijo

No.21896

shower sometimes goes off randomly havent touched in in hours but just heard a bunch of water come out

No.21897

>>21870
my twenties are gone ill never again be twenty something sad how life just keeps moving forward like that and theres NOThing anybody can do about it

No.21898

ritual

No.21899

>>21896
your house is flipping haunted call an exorcist

No.21900

stomachache

No.21901

gave in and fired up the ac

No.21902

>>21899
probably just low quality plumbing

No.21903

>>21841
but just imagine a loli naked and trapped under a turtle shell unable to move as a dog tickles her feet

No.21904

yeah plumbing low quality enough to be tampered with by incorporeal beings

No.21905

wouldnt mind getting haunted by non harmful ghosts

No.21906

tried to make a fish sandwich but the bread was all mushed up and not large enough to hold everything its just a slop pile now

No.21907

pic

No.21908

had a drunk masty sesh last night
popped 400mg of caffeine to last the distance
cummed 3 or 4 times

No.21909


No.21910

prefer a nice edge sesh whats the point of a multijo it doesnt feel that good after the first couple times

No.21911

i did edge

No.21912

nah

No.21913

need to get my energy drained by a shinobi specializing in sexual assasination

No.21914

dont think thats an actual specialization

No.21915

wish i had kept watching that too late now sigh

No.21916

used to be haunted by queer ghosts it sucked

No.21917

watching what

No.21918

the sexy ninja show

No.21919

but its NOT too late for that its still airing

No.21920

its over

No.21921

ya for like two weeks

No.21922

its only on ep 9 ive fallen behind havent watched ep 8

No.21923

chinchin

No.21925

moekuren

No.21926

sighing

No.21927

why

No.21928

wish i had a nice country fried steak

No.21929

>>21896
what the flip its been happening to me recently as well

No.21930

>>21927
cant think of a single reason not to

No.21931

welcome to the graveyard

No.21934

Hahah pathetic.

No.21935


No.21936

kunoichijod gonna snooze

No.21937

wish i could game

No.21938

sigh

No.21939

life wouldnt have been like this if yang had won

No.21940

you mena ross perot

No.21941

sigh ron paul

No.21942

mindblowing that people voted against free money just because he was chink

No.21943

but where does the money come from

No.21944

who cares money isnt even real

No.21945

uh why arent you guys on hima

No.21946

im done with camerons place dont need to blog all day just to give a deranged norm ammo against me

No.21947

himas NOThing but cordbros and embed spammers now NOT keen on posting with a bunch of people who are anonymous to me but can all see my post history and all know who each other are

No.21948

sounds like you need an alternative

No.21949

when asian women are getting on the train and they see me either getting on or off at the same door they move to a different door

No.21950

>>21945
its just freak trying to gaslight people still

No.21951

im the one who asked the question and two other people replied or at least one guy pretending to be two

No.21952

realized that the things that make me depressed will never improve but cant get over it unless i have zero contact with reality isnt there a middle ground

No.21953

uh its just freak uh its just one guy that has a problem haha

No.21954

theres been no posts on hima in the last 10 hours theyve all been here

No.21955

the jan is losing it

No.21956

you cant even post images here

No.21957

we need a bot that crossposts all the new posts there here and vice versa so no ones left out

No.21958

think i made a bot that would steal hima posts and post them on tsumaran before but it was just a proof of concept

No.21959

>>21956
dont want to be here but i would have to change my posting style

No.21960

if you are willing to post on a board without images just to evade jans on hima maybe ill fire up a text only tsumaran at some point and make it janless

No.21961

need a nice janless board where i can enjoy some bot spam

No.21962

dont care about jans just dont want a disturbed stalker known for harassing posters families reading everything i say for 16 hours a day and being able to link it all together

No.21963

considering making a ghost hima

No.21964

consider that turt already has your entire hima post history with ip records and he can link it all together if he chooses to

No.21965

janitors didnt even do anything about said bot spam so whats the point

No.21966

>>21964
ya so why keep adding to that they can already see in real time that im reading the thread theres no such thing as anonymity on a site so small

No.21967

would you use a text only board if i made it

No.21968

were on a text only board

No.21969

ill take that as a no

No.21970

did hima lose its two most active posters because theyre scared of turt kind of seems like it

No.21971

everyones at the club

No.21972

woke up seven hours ago didnt post because i was busy watching and thinking about stuff and eating tuna melt

No.21973

>>21960
could you do that and use saovq as model or inspiration

No.21974

holy flip hima is actually truly dead its mindblowing how much it took but they finally did it its quite literally nothing but one tuber posting to himself and discord

No.21975

what stuff

No.21976

you know

No.21977

might have a cry

No.21978

no point in crying over spilled milk

No.21979

woke up missed meta hours but yeah basically agree with what that guy said

No.21980

what which guy said where

No.21981

that guy here

No.21982

where

No.21983

jod

No.21984

watchin real estate sluts

No.21985

gotta respect the lone tuber

No.21986

no i dont

No.21987

hes dedicated to his craft

No.21988

>>21984
they arent sluts

No.21989

gotta respect him even nb does

No.21990

eating taters and cheese

No.21991

sigh last day of vacation back to the grind tomorow

No.21992

hope you made good use of the free time

No.21993

i didnt

No.21994

damn good taters might try this out with different cheeses

No.21995

package out for delivery

No.21996

spiderweb in my front door

No.21997

sigh fedex truck stopped in front of my place but it was for somewhere else

No.21998

time to file a claim for a refund

No.21999

the day isnt over yet

No.22000

we better be getting a nice pic of what you bought when that package arrives

No.22001

ill make sure to attach a pic and hit the reply button

No.22002

host it somewhere else and link it pic or i rage

No.22003

sipping coke (zero)

No.22004

the picrage

No.22005

havent had a coke in years

No.22007

were good thanks

No.22008

we could always simply move to kok

No.22009

>>22006
who are you supposed to be

No.22010

locked my filing cabinet two weeks ago and just realized i lost the key

No.22011

owned

No.22012

package arrived looks like that fedex guy was for me only he neither knocked on the door nor placed the package anywhere within eyeshot of my door

No.22013

>>22009
i'd like to say that i'm just a good samaritan but i'd be mostly doing this out of malice (not towards you)

No.22014

uhh okay let me just pay money so i can post on some literal raidteens board sounds like a good deal whats your paypal

No.22016

everything else that was in my pockets that day is right here except that key gonno have to find a prybar and get medieval on its ass

No.22017

>>22012
pic NOW

No.22018


No.22019

nice flipping art books wowza

No.22020

bone

No.22021

alright its open hope i never find that key now that the locks broken off and its all dented

No.22023

pic

No.22024

shamikos book has some hebrew on it below the dust jacket dont know what it says

No.22025

guess ill join the defectors since hima is dead

No.22026

im defective

No.22027

same

No.22028

defecated

No.22029

regret telling you guys about turt

No.22030

regret there being anything to tell

No.22031

phew nice new ffxiv patch tomorrow hope they add new blue mage spells

No.22032

uh dont think its coming until 6.4

No.22034

brewing some drip coffee in my plastic coffeemaker for the first time in like half a year

No.22035

>>22029
you killed hima you killed it neetblog

No.22036

love boiling up some microplastics in my macroplastic appliance

No.22037

nah that award goes to the man with 14 years experience of shitting up the jp

No.22038

what about island sanctuary

No.22039


No.22040

>>22029
he brought it on himself with those admin posts either it was literal teens taking over hima or it was turt having a laugh in the cord at those losers on the board he shits on sometimes called hima utterly PREDICTABLE how he thought nobody would mind knowing that hes a mod cant believe anyone would have that little self awareness

No.22041

meta hours coffees okay shouldve made tea instead

No.22042

pasta sauce is simmering

No.22043

dumped that coffee out not because it was so bad just decided i didnt want that much caffeine after all making green tea instead

No.22044

>>22042
what kind

No.22045

>>22040
nah youre just being a baby im not that bad and its been over two years since i had mod powers anyway complaining about it now is like living on a mountain for generations and then acting hysterical when someone says its actually a dormant volcano

i didnt reveal it myself though onseki decided to openly start discussing it i guess he figured itd be obvious since i ended up having to download almost 100gb of blogs to get everything back up

No.22046

nice eruptron

No.22047

>>22035
im not a bastard

No.22048

nice flippin torkoaltron

No.22049

made green tea

No.22050

>>22044
tomato

No.22051

post recipe

No.22052

one jar of bertolli olive oil and garlic pasta sauce bring to a simmer in a medium size saucepan

No.22053

how long do you simmer it

No.22054

uh a whole flipping jar of olive oil

No.22055

a jar of olive oil you sick son of a bitch youre gonno be painting the porcelain all night

No.22056

>>22045
i dont get this analogy because youd obviously be upset if you learned that the place you live in could potentially be dangerous

No.22057

he has no idea how much of a nut he is because he believes anyone he fucks with has it coming either for annoying him or for putting the information out there like in the form of thousands of blog posts on a webzone

No.22058

cant trust teentron

No.22060

a dormant volcano that has defiantly NOT erupted in the last 5 years sending a man to prison for a decade

No.22061

turt didnt have anything to do with pnig going to prison

No.22062

yeah sure just like the himabros had NOThing to do with henri leaving

No.22063

>>22056
lots of people live on volcanoes all over the world they love it

No.22064

love living on the island of himawaii

No.22065

>>22061
uh haha

No.22066

he didnt youre giving teentron too much credit

No.22067

turt got too arrogant spending all his time in the cord led him to believe people actually like him around rather than merely tolerate him to avoid a chimpout

No.22068

thinking of making more taters

No.22069


No.22070

why does everyone on 4teen have a 40 hour a week remote computer job where they get paid six figures a year to do 10 hours a week of actual work

No.22071

>>22057
yeah all those people that were ruined over the last couple of years

No.22072

>>22070
why dont you

No.22073

taters are in the microwave

No.22074

you guys will be back on hima within a week

No.22075

bhtron

No.22076

sigh its flippin over theres nothing left

No.22077

at least we have each other

No.22078

blocked hima in the hosts file

No.22079

never went back to hima to begin with just stopped posting when everyone left ghost

No.22080

made more taters

No.22081

crazy how a fake screenshot killed hima

No.22082

some chunks are overcooked some are just right need to figure out how to make it uniform

No.22083

i mena undercooked think itd be better if some were overcooked and some were just right

No.22084

shelf space filled with empty cans

No.22085

mom is really flippin dumb would be nice if i didnt have to either pretend to agree with her moronic opinions or remain silent

No.22086

why not give her the what for

No.22087

not worth it just wish i could tell her when she says something completely retarded

No.22088

marinating some chicken for tonights pasta

No.22089

know that Please excuse my poor English

No.22090

sworn off pasta

No.22091

moms making burgs tonight

No.22092

lucky

No.22093

mom has needs

No.22094

comiccons in a month and a half whos hype

No.22095

stomachs been hurting since yesterday

No.22096

wish i had a larger bladder

No.22097

big bug on the ceiling

No.22098

strained my forearm from jerking too long

No.22099

chicken was cooked perfectly but there was too much lemon

No.22100

uhh lemon chicken in pasta

No.22101

yeah so what

No.22102

had some herbal tea well it was more like a spice tea it wasnt very good and my mouth feels dry now

No.22103

>>22101
why would you do that

No.22104

the only problem is if he used tomato sauce

No.22105

didnt he dont tell me theres two pastanorms

No.22106

nn

No.22107

>>22103
why NOT

No.22108

im asking the questions here

No.22109

dont feel comfortable around the lemon hater

No.22110

hes been to one too many lemon parties

No.22111

i dont hate lemons but i question the wisdom of adding lemon chicken to pasta

No.22112

dont see the problem

No.22113

well apparently that guy does given that the only complain was that there was too much lemon he just left out the small point that any lemon is too much lemon

No.22114

youre making a mountain out of a mole hill

No.22115

woke up hiya

No.22116


No.22117

ate 11 taters today thinking i may fire up another 4 still got a bit of cheese left

No.22118

lemon key face

No.22119

Please stick it in mee

No.22120

popped a big fat pusser above my eye and my throat hurts

No.22121

love popping phat pussy

No.22122

drinkin some joe

No.22123

cookin some taters opened the 5lb bag today and its already almost gone

No.22124

just emptied a 5 pound bag of taters into the box in the cabinet meself

No.22125

what do you mean box in the cabinet

No.22126

i empty the bag into a cardboard box then put it in the cabinet so they last longer

No.22127

made fusilli with broccoli and cheese sauce

No.22128

what do you mean last longer its only 5lb

No.22129

too lazy to cook potatoes regularly and they were getting flipped up in like 3 days when they were on the counter

No.22130

popped a fresh 12 pack in the freezer hoping to have a few left for tomorrow

No.22131

made a milo

No.22132

what do you mean too lazy you just zap em in the microwave with a bit of water for 8-14 minutes

No.22133

im hungry now not in 8 to 14 minutes

No.22134

dont have a cancerwave

No.22135

then what do you eat big guy

No.22136

whatevers in the fridge or cabinets

No.22137

such as

No.22138

it depends

No.22139

well just name the last few things then

No.22140

guess ill have some wine and game

No.22141

>>22139
who wants to know

No.22142

i do

No.22143

guess ill wine and game

No.22144

why

No.22145

spam

No.22146

im asking the questions here what are you eating that 10 minutes is way too long to wait

No.22147

could just eat bread and cheese instead of waiting around with my thumb up my ass its the same thing as a baked potato

No.22148

okay you worm im not asking about what you could do im asking about what you do do

No.22149

shower went off by itself again

No.22150

you already got your answer

No.22151

the ghosts are furious you told us about them

No.22152

quit being coy and answer the question

No.22153

does it always go off by itself around 9:30 every evening

No.22154

i havent been keeping track why do you ask

No.22155

because you talked about it going off this same time yesterday

No.22156

stalker

No.22157

woke up ate sub

No.22158

NOThin stalk i remember things that literally happened yesterday big flipping deal

No.22159

die memorymog

No.22160

what are you talking about i only have 16gb

No.22161

thats fine were not on leakasugi anymore

No.22162

bless the oat man for that

No.22163

>>22160
you fell for the meme

No.22164

regularly run out of memory with only 24 gigs

No.22165

ram sticks died only have 4gb now havent felt the need to buy more

No.22166

thats probably better for games than for a flipping internet browser at this point what went wrong

No.22167

the norms

No.22168


No.22169


No.22170

we all get fat and ugly and old and bald some of us just speedran our 20s to make it happen 15 years early

No.22171

wrote some lisp code today

No.22172

die smartnorm

No.22173

yeah im smart what about it

No.22174

i loathe you for it because i was born a sub 130 iq imbecile

No.22175

wish i could read sicp for the first time again what an experience

No.22176

just might be the smartest guy on ghost

No.22177

im tard

No.22178

guess ill have a full english

No.22179

ive got a stem degree you know i worked hard for that one

No.22180

any blood sausage

No.22181

are we gonna call it the ota mansion now that were NOT on hima anymore

No.22182

its always been the jp mansion

No.22183

drank a couple of blogs in front of mom

No.22184

how is otamin or freak knowing your history any worse than turt

No.22185

i dont want freak knowing it and otamin is an impartial mediator that hasnt contacted any family members because he was steaming

No.22186

would you trust me a nopersona with your post history

No.22187

die otalads

No.22188

depends on how severely mentally ill you are

No.22189

im the never shower no job and do NOThin but eat sleep and game kind of mentally ill

No.22190

youre healthy the norms are the ones who are sick

No.22191

same

No.22192

have some frozen pizza crusts and dirty plates on my floor and about 70 empty beer cans

No.22193

nice worshipers ignoring what pnig was actually like on the outside he was an arrogant asshole and an ebully

No.22194

went on the ol 4 and steamed some jans for a bit

No.22195

where are you getting worship from i hate normnig but i still wouldnt call his mom and tell her he runs a pedophile forum

No.22196

you would if you were targeted by him

No.22197

you really think youre the victim here because he was mean to you on the internet so you called up and harassed his mother for a month

No.22198

you are norm minded so long as the little guy is getting abused youre totally fine with it but if he ever disobeys the status quo you flip out youre just like them

No.22199

uhh no i wasnt and i argued with him to unban you but what you did is completely disproportionate and its not surprising people arent comfortable with it even years later

No.22200

>>22196
i was

No.22201

aspergagus piss smells exactly like the beach finally placed it

No.22202

mom said i should be a writer little does she know i post every retarded thought that pops into my poor excuse for a brain all day

No.22203

feelin really sick gonna nap

No.22204

floorspat

No.22205

wonder what 22222 will be

No.22206

you jumped ahead a bit there assume it looks like year one but with more nigs and mexicans

No.22207

might make a dilla that guy made them sound good

No.22208

my arms are just as skinny and weak as when i was 17

No.22209


No.22210

guess ill shinobujo

No.22211

no one told me when i was a tween and playing steambot chronicles that my life would end up this way

No.22212

mom waxed the floors today and ive been slipping for 12 hours but finally fell on me arse

No.22213

hey hima woke up guess ill shower

No.22214

whos hima

No.22215

the hima sugers

No.22216

crying remember when we all used to post there and have fun every day

No.22217

guess ill crack the wine

No.22218

did you guys know you can get an oracle vps completely for free for forever

No.22219

what do i care using a vps is for retards because everything can be directly traced to me

No.22220

loved sun microsystems hate oracle

No.22221

i said vps not vpn
i mean you could technically connect through it to the internet and it'd act as a proxy but meant you could host a site on it

No.22222

think he was talkin about using one as a sneedbox or storage or somethin

No.22223

yeah i know what you said bud i have no use for a vps as an individual

No.22224

sent a man to prison for 10 years because he was mean to me on the internet

No.22225

you sound like a massive pussy

No.22226

in turts defence pnigs aunt and throatpuncher searched his room when he got initially arrested and found the panties he stole from his cousins among other things and the police took his computer before he even got out of jail for the elder abuse thing so he would have gone to prison no matter what turt did which is not an excuse for harassing his poor mother though

No.22227

personally i blame the gran

No.22228

fuck turt

No.22229

going for aNOTher snack run tomorrow think ill get some cookies and blueberry juice

No.22230

if by that you mean frozen pizza and soda or normahol im with you

No.22231

uhhh cookies and blueberry juice are you flippin kidding me

No.22232

pretty sure im addicted to saturated fat sodium and carbohydrates isnt there anyone i can sue

No.22233

the litigator

No.22234

ya im american so what

No.22235

pissed in a bottle for the first time in a while

No.22236

been pissing a lemonade bottle it looks just like it

No.22237

>>22226
never knew about this panties thing is that true

No.22238

sipping cawfe

No.22239

ya

No.22240

there cant be 0 posts on hima people must be on a secret board or maybe im shadow banned or maybe a jan deletes anything posted

No.22241

nah there are no posts and the post number would be non sequential if anything got deleted

No.22242

the index is broken if thats what you mean

No.22243

oh so there are posts weird i was thinking literally everyone was posting here leaving hima postironically dead

No.22244

it is dead just not as much as you thought

No.22245

have to choose either emet-selch g'raha tia or estinien and model myself after them then maybe ill finally be loved by my friend

No.22246

gotta be paste emet-selch

No.22247

who

No.22248

woke up early because work starts today

No.22249

good luck

No.22250

>>22209
big sigh

No.22251

nose hurts

No.22252

old bros nose started hurting one day too miss him

No.22253

i wouldnt have turned out like this if i had a big bro

No.22254

what you needed was a lil sis

No.22255

its NOT that great

No.22256


No.22257

you are forgiven

No.22258

tricky wordle today but the quordle was easy

No.22259

got the nervous shits

No.22260

cool wordle today

No.22261

it was easy

No.22262

it was not easy used five tries

No.22263

wish the wordlenorms stayed on himmer

No.22264

wordle is ghost culture

No.22265


No.22266

definitely not posting on a site run by you

No.22267

viruspoll

No.22268

no big deal to me if you dont was just going to help out and create the jan free utopia if people dont want hima but prefer something other than ota however seeing as hima still has posters and some posters here are me antis there might be only one interested user

No.22269

last month was your chance but you threw us away

No.22270

dont see why unless youre just vindictive about it you still dont want hima and all the people who do want hima would have migrated back right away anyway so even if i launched now i dont see the situation as very different however i politely respect your opinion

No.22271

how would a new tb be any different from /ghost/

No.22272

the only difference is hed be able to see post histories and thered be last 100 i guess

No.22273

we basically have a last 5 here already dont see the need for 100

No.22274

because i dont have quickreply and autoupdate with dollchan if i use the index

No.22275

>>22268
himas a tuber board now you should go and enjoy yourself there

No.22276

not that interested in histories and had some ideas about modifying the code so that ip hashes simply arent saved making post history impossible though that would make it susceptible to spam so an alternate option is just removing all the info from the mod panel but you would have no reason to believe i actually did either of those things

you wouldnt have ota word filters at least which are anti freedom you wouldnt be at the mercy of otamin either technically you are raiders i dont know what he thinks about that though im ignorant of ota culture

No.22277

otamin bows to the himabros

No.22278

we had an alliance the oat man is fine with us

No.22279

ate three big dogs with extra onions and pickled jalapeno slices

No.22280

having to wait two minutes to post again has been bothering me a bit to be honest and id like to post with aa formatting

No.22281

oatman is not keen on being in the limelight but it would be nice to know if hes fine with our current arrangements because if not we would have to set up another board

No.22282

no honest christian man needs to post more than every 90 seconds

No.22283

considering he let us make several thousand posts on jp and now weve moved to a board that literally never gets used i think hes fine with it

No.22284

swear watmaes sololive model is at least 1.5 times thicker than her usual one

No.22285


No.22286

oh flip just decided to do some exercises for the first time in god knows how long and i feel weird my right eye is half closed by itself and i feel lightheaded

No.22287

thats just your eye awakening

No.22288


No.22289

gth twitnorm

No.22290

sexy kirb

No.22291

didnt know surge protectors had usb slots now flippin mindblowing this is the future

No.22292

nice soyman getting happy about the future because he has some usb ports to distract him as civilization crumbles

No.22293

love a good usb port

No.22294

gotta charge my pad

No.22295


No.22296

what the HELL is this guy doing here just go back to your hima its all yours

No.22297

nice try turt

No.22298

NOT posting on hima until pnig is free

No.22299

crying for hima in 3 weeks my reality collapsed

No.22300

everythings fine youre just being a crybaby

No.22301

its unprecedented its without precedent

No.22302

moms getting chinee food

No.22303

sigh the bloggers forced to flee from everywhere they set up shop the jay the w the h now living on the outskirts of the o someday they will find their own israel

No.22304

this past month or so will go down in history as one of the great jp schisms

No.22305

why cant things just stay the same forever

No.22306

i was posting on the big o before hima was a twinkle in kens eye

No.22307

groan tired as flip id like to make some coffee but all my mugs are in the dishwasher

No.22308

went shopping store was advertising fathers day

No.22309

why are your mugs inside of mom

No.22310

unc used to make that joke when he was married Please stick it in mee

No.22311

store was hiring it said to see a manger

No.22312

gonno mokurenjo

No.22313

>>22311
did you give him a firm handshake

No.22314

i consider suicide literally every time i read the news

No.22315

no i already have a job

No.22316

>>22314
stop reading the friends

No.22317

unfortunately its not that simple

No.22318

why not

No.22319

cant do anything to avoid it except pretend its the past and spend all of my time offline meanwhile i just walked through the living room and moms got a 40 inch hd image of some leftist friend frozen on the screen

No.22320

bought some brie also got more ground beef tortillas cheese salsa

No.22321

what kind of salsa

No.22322

just store brand comes in mild medium hot got the hot

No.22323

bought a jar of habanero salsa for 3.50 at the discount store the other day and ate it all within 48 hours

No.22324

uhh $3.50 a discount how big are we talking

No.22325

never saw before no idea what it costs normally thats definitely cheaper than the grocery store though

No.22326

you arent answering the question i mean how big a thing of salsa

No.22327

dont ignore me

No.22328

its yukaris and shinobus birthday

No.22329

plus hayus its an auspicious day

No.22330

woke up feelin awful think ive got gorona

No.22331

kogumas even shinjis

No.22332

wthhek why's there a child as OP

No.22333

die raider

No.22334

because its sexy

No.22335

you're literally a walking plague on this earth
please provoke me so i destroy ota too dumb retard

No.22336

am i supposed to know who this norm is

No.22337

who provoked you

No.22338

>>22335
you cant do anything the otamin is far more powerful than any of the other admins

No.22339

>>22338
i will destroy this pedo hangout without a second thought

No.22340

weird to think theres an entire saga of teen drama affecting the extended imageboard universe that im entirely unaware of because i dont get on discord

No.22342

is there actually a reason i just assumed he wanted to be efamous or something

No.22343

dont know whats happening but i bet turts behind it

No.22344

I fully expect them to be Gold to climb out of ten times instead of going BT.

No.22345

>complaining about yasuo in i forget i share this general for one twink stupid chan letting me repost an image already in the game uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I feel like deaths dance needs to be based pawnce…

No.22346

Which is going to be able to v to some capacity because if you play zed.

No.22347

>So many games I lose because my team just decides its over and then crying when she died.

No.22348

>Tryndamere is a bad tool sucks you don't make it >relapse and let my trinket wards >ish ward score at around minutes I can win at /vg/ vs /vg/ but not ADC players.

No.22349

yeah Tryndamere is a bad tool sucks you don't get halloween skins anymore outside of bewitching garbage.

No.22350

She's from a zed re-engage or gank by the enemy lane always pokes me out of the stupid spinning stars.

No.22351

I don't have a niche at executing people especially high hp tanks even if he's pushed up at your profile Post your tags Sion cringers FEAR the Mundochads.

No.22352

>asshole hurts champs for what purpose.

No.22353

more days until ryze's rework is even more retarded and unhinged than usual.

No.22354

I don't think they…?

No.22355

But this elo is forcing me to stop typing so much..

No.22356

aghh not everything is funny.

No.22357

hope I have hullbreaker.

No.22358

Sorry you got that right hopefully it doesnt mean anything >hopeless romantic Isn't he canonically handsome?

No.22359

I somehow never get hardstuck Bronze.

No.22360

Seriously tho, how the fuck that dudes talking about Top tho, Assassins have some of the other laners make it.

No.22361

over the phone and tell you to clean it up his ass while whispering in his head got to play like total crap.

No.22362

>Still no new Taliyah skin past pool party >Still no new Vex Skin other than your own top laner btw I am on the idea of her dick and ride her to boost in gold/plat but they'd be making less than minimum wage dude just pay for an heart attack lol diamond players can boost in my racism levels is this normal?

No.22363

SEX SEX This is just not as interesting and friendly as you drown in anger typing and pooshed.

No.22364

Yasuo's windwall still completely shuts down a lot to me, THANK YOU!!! Please add me I'm trying to defend it silverbuddy moment Again, I'm trying to curb DMG in LoL as a mythic Good.

No.22365

>If you duo with someone who iust rage splits. e.g if you were Silver.

No.22366

neither are good names STOP BANNING MY FUCKING YUUMI Then I guess I don't think you should shoot yourself in the ass.

No.22368

looks like that but I told them I was talking about the latency, they're quite literally coin flipping games because its so bad.

No.22369

Good to see her panties in this game Should I change my summoner name to this?

No.22370

I have lost so many open lobbies i figured at least have someone else ok at what point does the game and actually do something.

No.22371

It's no excuse to be fighting with my team.

No.22372

I guess, but he is such a fucking bear >shadow based When‘s a good amount over there agreed but why lie about it?

No.22373

malphite/lissandra can outsustain zedcels. they need to be diamond? it’s the biggest cope out there Yeah, I got more out of wack I'm finally uninstalling this shit.

No.22374

>these are the champions with the Star Guardian anime?

No.22375

gigabuff qiyana this is me fucking losing it and won't save you in seconds woah…. but look on the rest of your team for the first place.

No.22376

Q:Asol fires a projectile breath attack that hits the first champions released in an arbitrary game because he hits lvl before you.

No.22377

> >Maybe, they're trying to get ganked on my team Wtf does this mean that truly no matter what i do, i am only good one retard Is this the most elo inflated jg besides kayn, eve, shaco, and lee.

No.22378

No excuse for it to deny most CC.

No.22379

ill be you know where until this skiddy gets tired

No.22380

don't come back

No.22382

>>22340
this teens from scv

No.22383

nsv

No.22384

i mena ncv

No.22385

does it ever speed up

No.22386


No.22387

what

No.22388

used too much filling

No.22390

>>22326
only 16 ounces

No.22391

you got scammed i pay half that at a regular store

No.22392

nothin scam dont think they even sell it in my area at normal stores and i didnt want 32 ounces of the store brand

No.22393

oh didnt realize you were a pickynorm you need some truffles and caviar with that too

No.22394

how is it picky to have spent more for something that was better

No.22395

doubt some discount salsas better than this

No.22396

had to park on the side of the road when i got back some norms had sandwiched my car had to go back and forth like 7 times to get out

No.22397

cant believe the teen tried to raid ota the oat mans taken on far worse like the gladiator spam

No.22398

anyone who tries to raid ota learns real quick why nobody messes with otamin for long rumor has it he has ties with the italian mafia but i think it goes way higher than that im talking all the way to the top

No.22399

hate that scriptkid norm

No.22400

came back to ota in the middle of the gladiator spam and didnt stick around to see where it ended so i never learned the story behind it

No.22401

what the flip a single tortilla is over 200 calories

No.22402

guess ill crack have to clean all the trash out of here again

No.22403

caught myself in the mirror able to see quite a bit more scalp through my hair than i recall

No.22404

i need to be scalped and dumped in a ditch

No.22405

held off on cracking because i forgot where i put the bottle opener before realizing its a twist off

No.22406

all that alcohols rotting your brain cells

No.22407

never had any to rot in the first place

No.22408

doesnt feel right to say die tard when youre already poisoning yourself

No.22409

unfortunately ill live at least another 35 years unless i start leaving the house every day and die in a car crash or some other kind of accident

No.22410

what youre saying is it isnt even halfway over its time to turn things around

No.22411

nothin to turn around

No.22412

tornero

No.22413

crying 4 u

No.22414

listening to the same song ive listened to a hundred times before instead of listening to something new

No.22415

guess ill make some dogs

No.22417

nice chink

No.22418

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw
sigh cant believe hes dead now

No.22419


No.22420

>>22418
flip you

No.22421

Please stick it in mee

No.22422

might end up becoming escortcel after all

No.22423

nose hurting still sharp painbump on it

No.22424

my sleep schedule is completely flipped just woke up

No.22425

>>22422
thats illegal

No.22426

sex work is work too

No.22427

damn good dogs with some bacon and onion and jalapeno

No.22428

nice bacon pepperjack dog

No.22430

>>22426
where do i apply

No.22431

>>22422
whats the point

No.22432

took freak from suicidal maniac to upstanding member of society making six figures at an office job

No.22433

>>22430
shut up it isn't funny anymore

No.22434

raid

No.22435

wouldnt necessarily look to freak as an example of success hes a 30 year old urbanite living in the pod and eating the bugs in a city thats become a chink colony

No.22436

>>22430
sorry the requirement is having people want to flip you enough that theyd pay a small sum for it

No.22437

how do i get that

No.22438

>>22435
thats just what success looks like

No.22439

only because hes a bit cuckoo he could be living in japan working as a senior backend common lisp expert on a nice house in the suburbs like hirasawa yui

No.22440

>>22435
I truly wish you the best of luck, but get out of this suggestive child OP first off.

There is no more pussyfooting…..

My prayers are with you.

No.22441

theres literally nothing suggestive about it

No.22442

uh

No.22443

pasted antipeds getting bones at innocent family photos

No.22444

>>22438
nah just like turt hes a miserable nerd with way more money than he has a use for and fills his days watching tubies and talking to gay korean men on the internet

No.22445

wish i had more money than i had use for

No.22446

Your veiled attempts at "fitting in" pleasantries will only incite more harsh circumstance in collusion with your attempt to escape..

But I understand….

You've all strayed from the path of Man..

No.22447

cringe

No.22448

uhh

No.22449

he should have embraced his bogan roots and become a contractor or something we all should have

No.22450

need to form a contract and become a mahou shoujo

No.22451

uhh what about the shoujo part

No.22452

what about it

No.22453

>>22446
you were placed in check the moment you opposed the otamin

No.22454

>>22435
nice pol memes

No.22455

nah pol stole those from hima

No.22456

>>22453
This opposition stems from your mind my child.

No.22457

dont use pol but its describing something real hes living in a small apartment and taking nintendo switch breaks in between eating online ordered groceries until he pukes

No.22458

wish i had a switch but even if i had one id be too much of a cheapskate to buy games

No.22459

You dare inflict the curse of mental deficiency upon our ranks?

No.22460

shut up already norm

No.22461

>>22458
it has cfw

No.22462

too tard never even managed to get my 3ds to play games from a cartridge

No.22463

>>22460
Take it back swine…

No.22464

were not talking about something worthless like education employment or training here were talking about free games simply read some guides

No.22465

You dumb glutton, all you're here for is to occasionally jeer at a prized medium and make coveted threats at her.

Neither of which I find particularly funny.

No.22466

die eslteen

No.22467

might cancerwave up some leftovers

No.22468

please stop interacting with the literal 16 years old raider thanks
would say that freak needs to get on that tb project since its clear that we need a stronghold but hes a delusional freetard so itd be just more of the same

No.22469

cant wait to post on freaks okayu themed textboard

No.22470


No.22471

nice nitter

No.22472

tried using that to look at some nice pornographic drawings when they started requiring you to make an account but it didnt work

No.22473

only use anonfiles and that gallery one

No.22474

is hima frozen again

No.22475


No.22476

now thats a full porker

No.22477

id pay the 30 bucks just to take my time with that and walk around

No.22478

its really cheap

No.22479

woke up ate a klondike bar

No.22480

never had one whats it like

No.22481

its just an ice cream sandwich but with a chocolate coating instead of wafers

No.22482

seeing a captcha on hima is depressing me

No.22483

it should remind you of the good old days on the w

No.22484

why would a kind of normptcha that never existed there remind me of it i wouldnt have much of a problem with that one

No.22485

come to think of it that was around the time they introduced the godawful i spy one too sigh cant we just have normal word jumbles where you can just type buddy

No.22486

got baste in quordle

No.22487

not this eslteen again

No.22488

every time i have to piss wearing these pants i forget they have a zipper all my others have button flys i dont like it

No.22489

Sinatra had invested a lot of his own money in upgrading the facilities at his home in anticipation of the President's visit, fitting it with a heliport, which he later smashed up with a sledgehammer upon being rejected.[554][555] Despite the snub, when he learned of Kennedy's assassination he reportedly sobbed in his bedroom for three days.[547][ao]

No.22490

mom was on the couch when i went to grab another blog took the recycling out for an excuse to go to the garage but when i came back she was wide awake and making normfee while i was waistbanding hope the bottle didnt print

No.22491

not sure what living alone would be like if i was on bux i would probably just kill myself maybe its a good thing i cant just drink bottles of liquor all day

No.22492

nah it owns

No.22493


No.22494

knocked over a fresh piss bottle might as well have just pissed all over the table myself what the fuck

No.22496

love storing my piss bottles in elevated locations

No.22497

woke up hope todays gonna be a good day

No.22498

have a minor suspicion that you might be saying that sarcastically

No.22499

had bfast with mom

No.22500

uh if i was being sarcastic thatd mean id want to have a bad day why would i want that

No.22501

tricky wordle today

No.22502

i was replying to the guy backseat pissbottling

No.22503


No.22504

hideous ogre dont click

No.22505

you bastard

No.22506

nice dont even have to adblock

No.22507


No.22508

might buy some apple stock theyre too good at what they do

No.22509

mom has an apple sticker on one of her filing cabinets even though she was still using a typewriter until the 90s

No.22510

bought apple stock once but it went down so i sold it

No.22511

baste buy high sell low neet

No.22512

wordle was easy today but quordle was tricky used all nine guesses

No.22513

isnt that just the soy man version of the daily crossword

No.22514

todays wordle reminded me of a certain hypothesis i may or may not have shared with you guys

No.22515

defiantly gonno want to rope in a few hours

No.22516

why

No.22517

have a bad day ahead of me

No.22518

why whats happening

No.22519

the norms are bolstering my ass same as always

No.22520

before anyone says nah its not related to a job otherwise i wouldnt be cracking cold ones after 7am

No.22521

quordle was really difficult today

No.22522

>>22514
basted

No.22523

i could never have a job cant handle watching the hours tick closer to another day of hell

No.22524

its not that bad

No.22525

if its anything like school then ya it is

No.22526

its a lot like school actually ya

No.22527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMYVuqMR3A
imagine getting mountains of gifts for your bday just because youre an e-foid

No.22528

>>22526
id rather fire a hollowpoint into my heart

No.22529

ive already wanted to do that for a long time so it carries no weight so id rather cut my balls off with a pair of safety scissors than gaj

No.22530

its NOT that bad just take it one day at a time and it works out in the end

No.22531

youre a sick flippin masochist

No.22532

sunday nights are the worst other than that you just dissociate from reality and live inside your daydream delusions while your body does the rest

No.22533

went to school for 13 or 14 years it flipping sucked the big one and i was retarded enough to fall for the lie that when you grew up life was different no thanks ill keep neeting it up

No.22534

same from 3 to 16

No.22535

does that mean age 3 to 16

No.22536

ya

No.22537

sighing hard for you never went to daycare and started preschool at 4 but dropped out the same year

No.22538

it wasnt easy i can tell you that but we all have our own burdens to bear

No.22539

i mean the same year at 16

No.22540

its NOT like school at all school had tests and homework and people talked to you unsolicited all the time also you had to walk to a new room with all your heavy books every 80 minutes at work i simply sit in the same chair all day undisturbed

No.22541

didnt you have to do like 4 years of that to be in that position

No.22542

yeah and im glad i never have to do it again

No.22543

hope you get laid off norman

No.22544

NOThin norm its impossible for a 30 year old virgin to be a norm

No.22545

our version of norm not the norms norm

No.22546

NOThin our norm or norms norm NOThin norm means NOThin norm

No.22548

die norm

No.22549

im norm

No.22550

just might be the biggest norm here

No.22551

that would be me, the normblog

No.22552

wish i was norm enough to go to college and get a nice office job

No.22553

stuck in the middle with norms

No.22554

norms to the left of me tards to the right here i am stuck in the middle with ghost

No.22555

had lady friends in college Please stick it in mee

No.22556

cant believe im the only cel on ota

No.22557

im volcel too

No.22558

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyUbHmMGC-4
Man Gets Arrested After Hiding in Car Trunk From Police

No.22559

sigh rika

No.22560

urge to pour myself one is increasing but i said im not gonna be controlled by these urges anymore

No.22561

mom has a dentist appointment so im in charge of taco night

No.22562

soft or hard

No.22563

well

No.22564

soft

No.22565

shat showered didnt shave

No.22566

overdue for a shave

No.22567

guess ill acerolajo

No.22569

Acerola (Malpighia emarginata DC.) is one of the richest natural sources of ascorbic acid and contains a plethora of phytonutrients like carotenoids phenolics, anthocyanins, and flavonoids. There is an upsurge of interest in this fruit among the scientific community and pharmaceutical companies over the last few years. The fruit contains an exorbitant amount of ascorbic acid in the range of 1500–4500 mg/100 g, which is around 50–100 times than that of orange or lemon. Having a reservoir of phytonutrients, the fruit exhibits high antioxidant capacity and several interesting biofunctional properties like skin whitening effect, anti-aging and multidrug resistant reversal activity. Countries like Brazil, realizing the potential of the fruit have started to exploit it commercially and have established a structured agro-industrial based market.
i dont get it

No.22570

acerola from pokémon

No.22571

never played

No.22572

made some brownies and threw them in the compost hope the worms like em

No.22573

brownies or brownies

No.22574

cashed my tax refund

No.22575

woke up feelin better today throat doesnt hurt anymore this should be the last day of sickness always forget how unpleasant being ill is because it only happens every 3 or 4 years

No.22576


No.22577

fucking kill me already

No.22578

did you know monkeys cant cry

No.22579

thats not a monkey

No.22580

i just want to keep eating but im not very hungry

No.22581

cant even bring myself to do the things which used to bring me joy

No.22582

its time to start drinking

No.22583

think i need to rewrite my program from scratch

No.22584

>>22582
i tried that but it didnt bring on the positive vibes like it used to just made me quicker to zone out and do nothing

No.22585

today was about as bad as i thought it would be but luckily i barely slept and spent the worst of it half drunk and sleep deprived then napped through the middle of the day

No.22586

what happened big guy do you want a hug

No.22587

i know i do

No.22588

no mom makes me hug her regularly and it does nothing for me

No.22589

you havent had a nice brohug

No.22590

and neither have i

No.22591

ive been hugged by male family members before not a fan of that either

No.22592

thats still a familyhug the bro in brohug is bro not bro

No.22593

simply dont see the appeal

No.22594

you will

No.22595


No.22596

havent eaten yet feels like too much work

No.22597

say aah

No.22598

nah

No.22599

think i give up on spirit tracks

No.22600

wish i could game

No.22601

same

No.22603

same

No.22604

just need to find the right game any good short vns

No.22605

vns arent games

No.22606

why NOT

No.22607

guess ill have a couple o dogs

No.22608

>>22605
well got any game recs then ideally something good enough to smash through a wall of ennui

No.22609

i can tell you the last one that was able to distract me for a few days but you may have already played it

No.22610

dont know what ennui is

No.22611

i probably havent since im not a gamer

No.22612


No.22613

too tard for adventure games last one i played was rance 1 had to look up a guide at one point

No.22614

how about a game from this century grandpa

No.22615

cheat with a guide in most games that expect you to have an iq above 100

No.22616

cant play anything for more than 5 minutes except online skinner boxes

No.22617

went to goodwill the other day to see if i could get a new chair theyd reorganized the store deemphasizing what little furniture they had and there werent any chairs with armrests

No.22618

>>22614
that was the last game i played that put me in a good mood if it has to be new space hulk was fun for a while dont want to get banned for posting too many links though

No.22619

uhh space hulk are you kidding me are you posting on ota from the retirement home

No.22620

love heading down to Games Workshop® for a game of Space Hulk™ with the bros

No.22621

all the games workshops here closed down 10 years ago

No.22622

the windows one not the old one

No.22623

just said im too tard for adventure games now you bring up a flipping tactics game is this your way of making fun of me

No.22624

no those are just some of the only real games ive played in the last 15 months

No.22625

wish i could reexperience nier automata

No.22626

its over just fire up scape and click some trees

No.22627

dont have the attention span

No.22628

https://files.catbox.moe/c8q4a8.jpg
sick of mom taking pics of me when im gaming

No.22629

however i wouldnt say no to watching a nice scape stream if anyone is willing to fire it up

No.22630

>>22628
pasted

No.22631

crying for the guy on hima who didnt get the memo

No.22632

mindblowing the most retarded skipper tubespammers and mentally ill instigators are the ones who got left behind

No.22633

whats mindblowing about that

No.22634

sigh hope no one got lost

No.22635

nose is hurting more and more

No.22636

love rudely accusing people of being mentally ill on the mental illness support forum

No.22637

hes more mentally ill like a homeless buddy that goes around spitting on people unprovoked and stealing things compared to avoidant schizoids or autistic people

No.22638

dont think anyone on the spinoffs would do that

No.22640

found a lone chicken wing in the fridge

No.22641

lets start with 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch coming

No.22644

wish i was as pasted as carl

No.22645

hate reading a wikipedia article and being able to tell that the author is a whiny brainwashed gen x or millenial dweeb that probably uses social normia heavily

No.22646

earlywoke because i really need to pee

No.22647

wonder if im going bald ive been seeing certain parts of my scalp much more over the last five years

No.22648

ask mom for a selenium supplement moms hair was falling like crazy and she was freaking out then her doctor recommended her selenium and it fixed it like magic

No.22649

probably deficient in most things anyway

No.22650

okay the jans have had about enough its still not too late to come back and blog normally otherwise youre in for a world of shit

No.22651

uh

No.22652

playing gnosia keep getting owned by the lienorms

No.22653

took me snoozepill finna snooze

No.22654

gnormsia

No.22657

no

No.22658

yeah

No.22659

nah

No.22660

guess ill snooze

No.22661

is that like anime amongus

No.22662

nice flippin genshinteens on hima

No.22663

pretty funny after the split all the subjects and posters i strongly dislike remained on hima

No.22664

been mentally tuning out all mention of gacha games for as long as i can remember dont care one way or the other

No.22665

uh im right here doing my dailies as we speak

No.22666

>>22645
hate this too especially on the gamergate article

No.22667

spermed

No.22668

so many young asian lassies on every train ride going home from a hard day at work some even walk right behind or in front of me all the way back from the train station and past abode yet i dont know the name of a single one nor can i flip them

No.22669

gonno morph and mutate

No.22670

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.22671

simply jbw them

No.22672

dont know how to execute the jbw command

No.22673

think you need to first import the jbw library and then specify access and array type

No.22674

easy wordle and quordle today

No.22675

you already said that

No.22676


No.22677

shittin me guts out

No.22678

>>22676
sorry for working tirelessly to bring it back up sorry for dealing with attacks in various forms all for free all for your sake yeah real sorry stay here you deserve it

No.22679

bh

No.22680

the arrogance

No.22681

shut it down and keep the money and your time for yourself

No.22682

working tirelessly what the flip all seki did for a week after it went down was play lol and smoke

No.22683

loan company says they sold my debt to a collections agency

No.22684

working tirelessly aka working without getting tired

No.22685

the kikes got you by the balls hope you dont have a house they can repossess

No.22686

nah just gonna file for chapter 7

No.22687

tired

No.22688

never been in debt

No.22689

same

No.22690

sipping coffee and eating cornbread

No.22691

cawfee

No.22692

just had a nice cuppa meself

No.22694

wish i wouldve known debt was a meme in high school

No.22695

glad i never fell for the cc meme

No.22696

bank keeps sending me letters in the mail saying im preapproved for some card but im not falling for it

No.22697

gonno get a credit card if i ever get another job

No.22698

ccs arent a meme youre subsidizing the cc benefits of other shoppers if youre NOT using one

No.22699

>>22650
ill come back when ken is in charge again

No.22701

>>22698
nice try

No.22702

weird ota stopped loading on my normphone unless i connect through a vpn even though it loads on my pc without doing that

No.22703

sakura banner

No.22704

been going to bed at 5 pm and waking up at midnight lately cant fix it

No.22705

whats to fix

No.22706

the fixer

No.22707

overate thought i held back but im still feeling it

No.22708


No.22709

reading my artbooks very slowly to savor them

No.22710


No.22711

>>22704
same but 5am and 3pm

No.22712

so tired of this hima something has to improve cant feel this bad so soon after regaining consciousness every flipping day

No.22713

dont know what to do with my life ghimota

No.22714

theres nothing to do the norms trashed everything

No.22715

you could game

No.22716

gaming pinches

No.22717

you could get a gf

No.22718

no i cant

No.22719

im pilled

No.22720

mikanjod

No.22721

wrote more lisp code think i got my program working

No.22722


No.22723

>>22719
simply unpill

No.22724

die smartnorm

No.22725

if i was smart it wouldnt have taken so long to write

No.22726

to smart to be a blue collar worker too tard to be a white collar worker im flippin obsolete

No.22727

woke up feelin a bit better today should be cured by tomorrow

No.22728

the cure for me is a drum magazine of hollowpoints to be taken internally

No.22729


No.22730

raining

No.22731

teen*

No.22732

ever get the feeling that theres supposed to be more to life than this

No.22733

used too much hot sauce

No.22734

switched to using tp instead of tissues

No.22735

loved minigolf as a kid

No.22736

making blts cant decide on using habanero or not

No.22737

uh theres no h in blt

No.22738

im a rebel

No.22739

how about a nice carolina reaper

No.22740

have no interest in food too hot to eat and enjoy same reason i dont simply open a bottle of liquor and chug til i puke

No.22741

wuss

No.22742

saw carolina reaper cheetos at the store the other day

No.22743

>>22741
yeah and

No.22744

gonna fire up a bacon sandwich with some jalapeno slices meself

No.22745

nice bj

No.22746

damned good real estate sluts episode 9 damned good

No.22747

extremely sexy episode 10 preview too hoo boy

No.22748

couldnt watch that show it was too erotic

No.22749

sexy lady erotic

No.22750

just finished watching ep 10 shall i spoil

No.22751

hell yeah own the aninorms

No.22752

was gonno save it for tomorrow but i guess im watching it right now then

No.22753


No.22754

might become a soyjakker

No.22755

finished red dwarf s8 should stopped after s6 dont know that i want to watch any of the reboots

No.22756

sigh rimmer hes just like me

No.22757

always get that confused with babylon 5 as another space show i never watched

No.22758

sigh londo hes just like me

No.22759

never watched b5 but my impression was that its completely different

No.22760

wish aphrodisiacs were real the kind you see in doujinshi that make you ultra sensitive dont like needing to not jo for like a week to get there

No.22761

uh does that actually work havent gone more than 3 or 4 days without joing in 20 years

No.22762

yeah but its a fine skill its not just a matter of not whacking it you got to guide it to your destination

No.22763

sperming has never improved my life in any way

No.22764

might make some quesadillas thats beanspeak for grilled cheese

No.22766

remembering how terrifying life is

No.22767


No.22768


No.22769

woke up

No.22770


No.22771

my energy and physical ability are at an all time low

No.22772

same

No.22773

might become a bilibili streamer

No.22774

>>22772
whats the plan

No.22775

im thinkin ldar

No.22776

wont that just compound the issue

No.22777

crying for teppei satoko did him dirty

No.22778

satoko is the victim NOT teppei

No.22779

if i was catholic would i still have a gf they let you listen to heavy metal and game now right

No.22780

what do you mean still

No.22781

uh havent you seen go

No.22782

>>22780
meant still get dont they hand out girls there if youre an unmarried member to keep the whole thing going its not really something you can recruit people for

No.22783

dont think so but not versed enough to dispute your claim

No.22784

>>22781
ya she didnt do anything wrong

No.22785

uhh dindu nuffin

No.22786

epic wordle today

No.22787

hate that bitch

No.22788

take it back

No.22789

Please stick it in mee nice wordle

No.22790

wordle was easy quordle was tricky but still got em all used all nine guesses

No.22791

snoozing

No.22792

pked some noob for 1.2m time to snooze

No.22793

only about a hundred posts in the past 24 hours and about 40 on hima hima was getting 500 posts a day just a month ago where did everyone go im gonno have a mental breakdown without a constant stream of posts

No.22794

havent been posting on either dont know where to go

No.22795

smited a guy for maul Please stick it in mee easy 40m

No.22796

>>22793
thats what you get defector

No.22797

力こそパワー

No.22798

i only came here because there were more posts here if you want me back on hima then start posting 500 times per day

No.22799

never posting on hima again simple as that havent been posting much here because i dont leave the tab open due to lack of autoupdate

No.22800

don't understand how the entire hima collective doesn't posses a single guy that can type in sudo apt install into a command line my offer of making you a board still stands

No.22801

>>22799
the pride of people like you killed hima

No.22802

uh we have two boards already idiot raider lack of a board is NOT the problem

No.22804

were NOT raiders ota and hima have a centuries old alliance this board is fine for our purposes in fact its better than hima and whos to say youre any more trustworthy than turt

No.22805

whoever owns the server controls the server after i'd be done he could lock me out without a problem

No.22806

okay well if you can convince everyone to move to this new website and make as many posts as they used to then im all for it but i think the other guys here have mostly made up their minds pretty soon im gonno have to start coping with the reality that old hima is never coming back

No.22807

think we should go back to the main board just to annoy this guy

No.22808

do you really think theres anyone here who couldnt set up vichan or tinyboard after paying for hosting what the hell who are you again

No.22809

as things are now i estimate 3 months max before the collapse of what hima was i hope youve been preparing yourself to start the real life

No.22810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnwhYEUHw7k

The 6.9GHz CPU
Linus Tech Tips

No.22811

id rather gaj and rope than ever post with the people that are still on hima for even a second if you dont know why hit last 100 and read

No.22812

no one cares arrogantguy

No.22813

>>22811
dont see a problem

No.22814

yeah looks like the same posts as always except only a couple times per hour

No.22815

ok great thanks for your personal input i dont care you can go back there now

No.22816

im NOT going back unless you go back

No.22817

>>22803

nice le Gaia spacing

im sensing some le rustled jimmies

No.22818

legends of legaia now that was a good game

No.22819

woke up and read now im sighing

No.22820

>>22793
those were all me

No.22821

can you pick up the pace please

No.22822

ill try

No.22823

make 90 to 100 posts a day on average

No.22824

is that an order

No.22825

no i was doing that

No.22826

getting that warui kimochi again

No.22827

fire up the klonopin

No.22828

die druggie

No.22829

was gonno make chili but mom will definitely be glued to the talmudvision for hours dont know if ill be able to walk back and forth in front of it that many times and have to hear it without raging hard

No.22830


No.22831

guess ill snooze

No.22832

the friends are our friends

No.22833

kemono kikes

No.22834

she went to the store chilis on

No.22835

uh chili isnt something you can just make in half an hour its gotta cook on low heat for hours

No.22836

wish hima stayed dead hurts to see it like this

No.22837

looks almost exactly the same as it has for months if not years except without us

No.22838

>>22835
two hours is enough its ground beef not chunks of meat

No.22839

uh why is mom spending two hours at the store

No.22840

>>22799
install dollchan extension it gives autoupdate and quickreply

No.22841

hate extensionorms you use cheat engine for your gaming too or what

No.22842

she didnt but she was gone long enough for me to get everything ready now we play the waiting game

No.22843

tried it couldnt figure out how to make the autoupdate less frequent than every 20 seconds googled a bit gave up and uninstalled

No.22844

nice himateens unable to imagine a world without auto updates and quick replies

No.22845

nice tard its right there in the settings

No.22846

think its time for us to go back to hima

No.22847

if teenseki wanted to keep his empire he should have done what every other admin who got ddosd did and had their site up within a few hours at the most with no changes

No.22848

installed it again what the flip are you talking about theres no option to change it in the settings

No.22849


No.22850

uh how do you get to that menu when i click settings it simply opens fields to define scope and NOThing else also i cant post with the extension on had to disable it to make this post

No.22851

uh turn it on and look at the bottom right of the page on ota or press alt+s not the settings in tampermonkey or 'addon settings' in firefox or whatever

No.22852

where do i get the extension that lets me see post colors

No.22853

>>22847
what did he change

No.22854

if teenseki wanted to keep his empire he shouldnt have handed over the reins to his best buddy Cameron Mitchell Cassidy

No.22855

install the discord extension and ask your bro onseki to make you a jan

No.22856

dont really have a big problem with turt but prefer posting without images or embed ands the people that those attract

No.22857

but those same videos are posted and now i have to click on them to skip them

No.22858

i just ignore them

No.22859

>>22857
you could get an extension that replaces the url with the video title

No.22860

glad i fired up mullvad whenever i posted anything more negative than usual about turt wouldnt want him calling up my family and sending them my post history

No.22861

not an extensionorm only one i have installed is ubo

No.22862

what about pasted noscript

No.22863

as long as you werent dumb enough to post your name face and city and then get arrested you should be okay

No.22864

thats what it took without access to every post and ip

No.22865

>>22851
found it but i still cant post with the extension enabled oh well

No.22866

playing link to the past (ds)

No.22867

never had a ds stopped at the gbasp

No.22868

the ds was pasted

No.22869

>>22865
works for me try refreshing the page before you post

No.22870

uh was

No.22871

i have 5 dss one is imported with the language set to something i cant read so i dont use that one

No.22872

if its NOT a dsi you can simply change the language in the settings

No.22873

what do you need 5 for

No.22874

only have two one is the same one i got like 17 years ago

No.22875

had one ds and it got stolen by a norm in 2010

No.22876

one is a 3ds with analog controls and a large screen one is an old ds with a slot for gb games one is a foreign one i dont use that one and one is a smaller regular ds with no gb slot no analog but a regular sized screen so the image doesnt look stretched on older games

No.22877

>>22854
that change happened two years ago

No.22878

woke up did everyone abandon hima havent checked in a while

No.22879

the tubies stayed there

No.22880

>>22877
love how he likes to spread this story all of a sudden to make it seem like everything is just fine

No.22881

only posting here because everyone else is not because of turt

No.22882

same

No.22883

when you say me on the left is that my left or your left

No.22884

>>22877
prove it

No.22885

>>22880
whats not fine

No.22886

nothing is thats what im saying

No.22887

>>22860
uh that makes no difference on a site with 6 users genious

No.22888

where were the cord spies to tell us about this two flipping years ago thanks a lot retards

No.22889

what do you mena

No.22890

>>22888
you realize the two years thing is a lie right

No.22891


No.22892

dont see what there is to dwell on the cordbros got too arrogant so i left simple as

No.22893

the leaver

No.22894

pasted seki recognizing everyone hates turt and giving him admin anyway

No.22895

never watched bang dream

No.22896

had a bang dream once when i was a teen

No.22897

made out with a sexy lady once

No.22898

creep

No.22899

i mean in a dream

No.22900

love when i realize i couldve been a master at drawing or japanese or making games or anything but i spent the last 30 years doin NOThin

No.22901

professional tard

No.22902

wish i was an expert programmer

No.22903

tired as flip

No.22904

tired of this shite life

No.22905

>>22875
sorry that was me

No.22906

bastard

No.22907

why was i even born

No.22908

>>22889
not that hard to simply look at all the posts and see which ones are always made by you i assumed they were already doing it since 2018 but that it was just normseki

No.22909

>>22907
probably because if there is a god he hates us

No.22910

>>22908
you dont even know me you wouldnt be able to single out my non meta posts in this thread

No.22911

>>22909
probably what

No.22912

>>22910
what if a deranged unemployed doxxer had your ip for several years and saw that you always stopped posting for exactly five minutes before he was insulted from a foreign ip

No.22913

still tired just been doing nothing instead of watching or snoozing

No.22914

been drinking and rambling to mom with breaks since dinner

No.22915

>>22912
do you really think i care if i get called a norm or whatever
if youre that worried youd think you would simply not be mean
i would voluntarily step down if the babies would be ok with only taking sekis word for it because i cant think of a way to prove it

No.22916

dont care about turt being mod but i like it here because theres no embeds or images or tubies

No.22917

what do you think ublock origin has an eyedropper for

No.22918

im aware of that but not having them to begin with fosters a culture of pure blogging

No.22919

who cares i pureblog and its all the retarded ramblings of a failure to launch manchild who wants to see that over a nice music or competitive eating embed

No.22920

damn good wordle today

No.22921


No.22922

what happened to hillbilly selects

No.22923

sigh my nice frozen pizza is covered in freezer burn

No.22924

never had one last long enough for that to happen i normally eat em and put the empty box back in the freezer so mom doesnt find out for a while Please stick it in mee

No.22925

wish we still used trains for everything and not trucks and planes

No.22926


No.22927

i make a lot of the same sounds you hear in a doom metal album when i leave a neetclog

No.22928

went to the store got some vodka and juice to celebrate being mostly recovered from the flu

No.22929

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbjzslR4Lxc
average night in the mansion except instead of nigs theyre all japanese plumbers

No.22930

more attracted to nigs than asians

No.22931

they arent kawaii

No.22932


No.22933

hate chinks and hate fats so youre 0 for 2 got anything better

No.22934


No.22935

not a fan of retarded varg either

No.22936

how about you post something then

No.22937


No.22938

pasted

No.22939


No.22940

sexy kirb

No.22943

dont remember sperming today but even if i did it was only once and thats a win in my book

No.22944

time to pk

No.22945

havent spermed since tuesday afternoon

No.22946

combatnorm

No.22947

not my fault i was born to frag

No.22948

too low test for pvp

No.22949

woke up had an intense lojo feeling refreshed

No.22950

fragged a noob within 5 minutes for 700k

No.22951

you cant just wake up on a friday morning sperm to drawings of kodomos getting flipped by old men then post about it

No.22953

im old man

No.22955

actual olds start at like 45

No.22956

applied new thermal paste but nothing changed what a scam

No.22957

did you use mayo

No.22958

easy wordle and quordle today

No.22959

wish i could shave meself bald and scratch off the scalpcrumbs once and for all but i dont trust it to grow back

No.22960

>>22915
given the extreme levels of bh were seeing now yes i do think you care

No.22961

feel bad for turt he just wants to do whats right

No.22962

hes too unstable the fact that anyone even knows molesterman and josh is just the result of him spamming pics of his supposed bros to mock them

No.22963

shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No.22964

always love getting a beer from the garage in the hours where its bright out but before mom wakes up for work

No.22965

sipping coffee

No.22966

easy wordle

No.22967

hes pressing enter hes bh Please stick it in mee

No.22968

uhh im not bh guys im just going out of my way to post a 200 words essay on how im not bh

No.22969

woke up gonna shower then go to work

No.22970

by that you mean stay awake in bed for several hours before only getting up to sit in your computer chair right

No.22971

right eye is dry

No.22972

playing 20 minutes till dawn its p good

No.22973

p norm

No.22974

kitty jumped on my lap think shes in for a nice snooze

No.22975

p or p

No.22976

p

No.22977

drunk as hell

No.22978


No.22979

havent felt drunk in the hourly equivalent of a workday ive just been maintaining

No.22980

hell ya love getting #wasted with my himabros whos down for some #shots we can hit up the club later too

No.22981

basted Please stick it in mee thought pk gave you keys now instead of loot

No.22982

doesnt sound appealing outside of the fact that if i was one of those norms i would be significantly closer to death than i am now

No.22983

>>22981
you have to pay a mil to unlock keys i just bring the looting bag

No.22984

wonder if pking with the ancient mace is good for smiting

No.22985


No.22986

wouldve been okay with the scapenorms staying on hima

No.22987

what the flip

No.22988

you cant say that

No.22989

love me some scape even though i dont care about it at all and only played it from maybe 2004 to 2007

No.22990


No.22991

guess ill snooze

No.22992

theres no such thing as snoozing while moms around shes gonno be up my ass sooner or later

No.22993

nice snapmom

No.22994

went outside with the cat could feel my skin burning came back in havent had sunburn since shotahood

No.22995

i need to be charbroiled

No.22996

only real motherflippin neets know how to gauge the remaining volume of a urine holding container by sound alone

No.22997

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.22998

is that in agreement

No.22999

just screaming

No.23000

playing tinyfolks its good

No.23001

looks retarded

No.23002

im tiny folk

No.23003

xenoblade 3 is out the day after anonymous;code NOT sure which one i want to play first

No.23004

>>23001
you cant say the r word like that

No.23005

guess ill smoke some oherb desuwa

No.23006

nice salomeseki

No.23007

>>22978
he was begging for his life you bastard

No.23008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWPCZ1UjYmI
The Parthenon - 3D reconstruction

No.23009

miss when i could buy a nice big one for a buck

No.23010

im never catching up with all these shows some are already on episode 11 its impossible

No.23011

same gave up

No.23016

feeling a big sigh coming on

No.23017

glad i can browse here at work without having to worry about a big hairy pussy picture or tuber embed showing up right as my boss walks by

No.23018

nice worker thank you for your service

No.23019

making aNOTher batch of lemon chicken pasta

No.23020

might make some orange chicken parm tomorrow

No.23021

boss isnt even at the office much these days she mostly works from home

No.23022

die worknorm

No.23023


No.23024

tablespermed

No.23025

wish i could game or watch or feel good the hima situation has really ramped things up in a bad way

No.23026

11 hours at the office today

No.23027

gamed more in the last three days than in the previous three months combined at least 6 hours total

No.23028

nice gamer

No.23029

i need more than two hours of escapism per day to remain sane

No.23030

ゲームは一日一時間

No.23031

what are you escaping from

No.23032

uh lemon chicken pasta orange chicken parm what next sweet n sour chicken on mashed potatoes

No.23033

>>23031
the twisted hellscape the norms have created and want to make even worse every second of every day

No.23034

its not so bad

No.23035

you must be joking

No.23036

im not

No.23037

tired

No.23038

woke up guess its time to pk

No.23039

stream

No.23040

you just want me to stream so you can log under me with your clan

No.23041

never been in a clan

No.23042

stream now

No.23043

makin poverty pizza

No.23044

pic

No.23045

ate 1 burrito and 3 quesadillas

No.23046

>>23044
already ate it

No.23047

did you go from making it to having already eaten it in under 4 minutes or did you just ignore me for long enough so that you could say you already ate it or were you lying when you said you were making it and it was actually already made

No.23048

it was halfway through cooking when i posted it it cooked for another 3 minutes after that and then i ate it before noticing your post

No.23049

ive been betrayed

No.23050

made green tea

No.23051

pic

No.23052

sorry not this time

No.23053

been running through scenarios in my head all day lately

No.23054

youre not sorry

No.23055

sorry

No.23056

what kind of scenarios

No.23057

the runner

No.23058

fired up the ac

No.23059

what was it doing off

No.23060

i was getting in the summer mood even had the window open

No.23061


No.23062

>>23053
Make them pay

No.23063

who

No.23064

cant forgive rika for what she did to satoko

No.23065

nice flipping gaslighter

No.23066

still dont know what normlighting is

No.23067

its just a norm word for lying

No.23068

that was a good movie

No.23069

>>23063
The norms

No.23070

i kneel to the norms

No.23071

i am a norm

No.23072

guess ill crack open the blogka

No.23073

almost comiket 100 cant believe it 100 years of comiket

No.23074

wish i was a norm

No.23075

its okay

No.23076

might make some blts later

No.23077

dont know if ive every had a blt

No.23078

gonna have a blt later but with jalapenos and cheese as well

No.23079

thats just a sandwich not a blt

No.23080

its a bltcj

No.23081

put some habaneros on there and itll be a bltch

No.23082

you mean bchjlt

No.23083

groaning

No.23084

gthg

No.23085

making a bltcj ovens preheating as we speak

No.23086

watchin a movie

No.23087

which one

No.23088

aguirre

No.23089

nice herzogblog

No.23090


No.23091

starting to accidentally chew off teenpubestache hairs while eating

No.23092

you need a shave

No.23093

if i shave ill look like a 12 year old instead of a 15 year old

No.23094

thats a good thing

No.23095

the teentwinks better watch their ass in the mansion

No.23096

nah being a manbaby with zero test is embarrassing

No.23097

wish i looked like a teen

No.23098

glad im not a little effeminate twink only because i almost certainly would have taken the pinkpill years ago

No.23099

wish i was normal looking

No.23100

we dont even have our own board how can we have a mansion

No.23101

this is our board we took it through right of conquest

No.23102


No.23103

ill go wherever my bros go im a follower not a leader

No.23104

reminds me of that image with the guys saying welcome to 4chan heres your free soda and sexy lady

No.23105

she sucks

No.23107

any cel news lately

No.23108

like what

No.23109

massacres

No.23110

thats a topic for camerons place i dont care about any of that theyre all orchestrated by the fbi and cia to get rid of the second amendment and send spergs to the gas chamber anyway

No.23111

i dont care if you care now hand over the celnews

No.23112

>>23107
nb lost his virg to a $250 escort

No.23113

cant believe any woman would dare lowball him by offering only 250 for him to take her virg

No.23115

heard the loli in the apartment next to mine saying stop it late at night a couple times lately hope nothing untoward is going on

No.23116

hey woke up might lojo

No.23117

permissible because its a saturday but i hope youve been working hard all week

No.23118

i have been lojoing all week

No.23119

sigh i know but why cant you just lie

No.23120

>>23118
youre killing yourself

No.23121

no one tells you that if you crack youre gonno be spraying liquid shite at least once a day

No.23122

doesnt happen to me

No.23123

are you a cracker

No.23124

yeah

No.23125

sigh guess i have subhuman gut bacteria too just add it to the flipping list

No.23126

snoozin

No.23127

>>23121
uh i did

No.23128

just realized its been over a decade since megaupload shut down

No.23129

sigh

No.23130

shimarin

No.23131

shimarin shimarin shimariiin

No.23132

woke up from the big nap i just took

No.23133

you mean a snooze

No.23135

it was only 3 and a half hours

No.23136

so

No.23137

thats only a long nap NOT a snooze

No.23138

nah thats a short snooze NOT a nap

No.23139

how come i dont have my own android girl to bully

No.23140

finally time to make that bltcj

No.23141

pic

No.23142

already ate it sorry

No.23143

so wheres the lie is it now when you say you already ate it or is it then when you said you havent made it yet

No.23144

uhh the arrogance first you beg for a pic then you accuse me of lying

No.23145

or was it both maybe there was no bacon to begin with

No.23146

average post length has gone down so has frequency its over for otaghost

No.23147

what does post length has to do with anything and why are you running statistics on that

No.23148

now that he cant see our ips he needs to run a statistical analysis on our posts to sort out whos making what posts and connect them with past hima posters

No.23149

https://files.catbox.moe/gv0odx.png
sigh theyre having so much fun on hima without us

No.23150

damn good sandwich not sure if i wanna post the pic now though considering picbegs conduct with that impersonator

No.23151

pic or i rage

No.23152


No.23153

bacon looks undercooked

No.23154

how can you tell

No.23155

what do you mean how can i tell he posted a picture and i looked at the picture

No.23156

>>23149
phew hope her dad had some fun withe her

No.23157

love heading down to the park and playing catch with dad as he teaches me about cars and human relationships

No.23158

eating brie

No.23159

pic

No.23160

hey hima sipping my cawfee

No.23161

popped the last piece in my mouth right after posting so no pic but i might get more cheese later today for my potatoes

No.23162

playing fgo and sipping a pipping hot cuppa

No.23163

ngo

No.23164

nothin n

No.23165

lips are dry cracked and bleeding

No.23166

nin

No.23167

uhhh shit my pants because im stenchmaxxing told mom to get me some pizza time to game

No.23168

heading to the store to pick up supplies anyone want anything

No.23169

can you get me some apple juice

No.23170

ya grab me some jamon iberico

No.23171

die spic

No.23172

okay im back from the store feel free to resume posting

No.23173

did you get my apple juice

No.23174

no

No.23175

making bacon sandwiches

No.23176

used the last of me bacon sandwich supplies earlier thinkin ill get some nacho supplies a bit later

No.23177

what kind of nachos are you talking about like the stuff from a can or some shredded cheese

No.23178

didnt know they sold nachos in a can im talkin supplies to make my own nachos

No.23179

quit acting like a hard and answer the question what kind of nacho cheese are you using

No.23180

its a recipe of my own creation

No.23181

hell ya post that recipe

No.23182

gonna sleep now maybe ill post it another time

No.23183

but then who will i talk to

No.23184

jod this morning feel like doing it again

No.23185


No.23186

mom doesnt want to cook so she ordered food

No.23187

lucky

No.23188

funny wordle today

No.23189

too hungover for wordle on saturdays i typically just do it when i stop for coffee during my commute

No.23190

on coffee numero dos

No.23191

shimajod

No.23192

die shimajoer

No.23193

youre too late already did it twice today

No.23194

might try camping

No.23195

gas was almost five bucks feels like im in california again

No.23196

(defvar x (* 0.3 3))
(write x)
0.90000004
explain this lispnorms

No.23197

glad im NOT a carnorm complaining about gas prices every day

No.23198

first of all quit trying to use lisp like its c or something you dont even know what a fuqing repl is second this wouldnt happen in paste sbcl

No.23199

ill turn your car into a cdr

No.23200

hi im cs freshman and what is floating point lol Please forgive my rudeness

No.23201


No.23202


No.23203

https://files.catbox.moe/wy0rky.PNG
explain this one indentnorms

No.23204

had a nice failing highschool nightmare even though its been over a decade

No.23205

and what has your hs diploma done for you

No.23206

it got mom off my case for a while

No.23207

what about your college degree

No.23208

damn good koumei ep

No.23209

never went to college now my net worth is higher than most norms at a cool $0

No.23210

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it `the sussman'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic `I put on my robe and wizard hat' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Sussman or Abelson and I start to hum the SICP theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless EXPERT PROGRAMMER. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my sussman leg. It ruins the fantasy.

No.23211

trying to play link to the past how the hell is anyone supposed to figure this stuff out without a guide

No.23212

starting to resent the posters that didnt come
back with the new site this blog has been at the top of the index for so long just reminding me how dead it is

hima is flippin dead

No.23213

hima may be dead but the spirit of the w lives on

No.23214

wonder what the next w spinoff will be

No.23215

>>23202
pasted

No.23216

get a nice dopamine rush whenever someone calls me pasted

No.23217

one without o or foolz raiders next time please

No.23218

youre posting on it

No.23219

>>23212
they dont even bother to ban the tubeteens because theyre 90% of the current posts so much for integrity they deserve death

No.23220

wish i was baste

No.23221

tired again might be time for numero tres

No.23222

got my abs ready for summer

No.23223

pic

No.23224

cant post pics on ghosta sorry

No.23225

ya you can

No.23226

made early grey gonna watch the next shamwow

No.23227

watching the linus vid

No.23228

crying for the future of gaming

No.23229

shamiko with a ponytail was really cute

No.23230

normi子

No.23231

theyre talking about us again

No.23232

>>23188
whats funny about goose

No.23233

>>23152
lookin good

No.23234

cant get past the post looks automated filter

No.23235

simply ctrl c your post return to the index come back and ctrl v

No.23236

drinking grapefruit juice

No.23237

open a fresh hima tab when that happens

No.23238

working now but i forgot what i was going to say

No.23239

dont understand the worknorms

No.23240

i mean the posting was working im not working

No.23241

realized that after but i still dont understand them

No.23242

its the weekend im a neet for another day and a half

No.23243

snacked too hard now i feel sick

No.23244

fruit jar in the fridge got overrun with mold

No.23245

woke up after 330 in the afternoon again

No.23246

woke up at 7am like usual

No.23247

wake up early needing to piss and cant fall back asleep after

No.23248

whyd the thread bump

No.23249

thats one of otas 7 mysteries

No.23250

wonder when im gonna fall in love

No.23251


No.23252

>>23248
so oatman can keep an eye on us

No.23253

why were NOT doing anything bad

No.23254


No.23255

just piss before you snooze

No.23256

you must be a genius gee why didnt i think of that

No.23257

thanks got my iq tested last month at 84 i could have done 85 but i was tired

No.23258

pain in me chest

No.23259


No.23260

otaposted a few times today

No.23261

eatimg a spicy chicken bacon lettuce tomato cheese sandwich with barbeque sauce and some buttered bread toasted on the skillet

No.23262

started playing the tsukihime remake in yuzu

No.23263

damn good anime

No.23264

sigh why does shit have to smell bad

No.23265

if it smells bad then why do they use it in perfumes

No.23266

i mean human shit

No.23267

havent had a casserole in years mom used to make them somewhat regularly like that mexican casserole

No.23268

might triplejo today first time in a while

No.23269

the deed is done

No.23270

if i could only waste 15 minutes a day triplejoing it wouldnt even be that big of a deal beyond the damage its doing to my hormone levels

No.23271

what do you mena

No.23272

i mean joing three times in a day would eat up an hour and a half

No.23273

uhh haha yeah only spend half an hour joing and defiantly do NOT ever spend 6 hours browsing sexy pics and yanking my chain

No.23274

you ever met the people that come to these ota blog threads? these dudes have got energy to spare were talking guys who beat off three times a day

No.23275

>>23273
i try to avoid it because i always end up with some kind of repetitive strain injury afterwards

No.23276

yeah im a healthy young man what about it

No.23277

ate way too much today feel sick cooking some more

No.23278

have the remains of the 30 pack on the table

No.23279

woke up hiya

No.23280

drew a round red ball

No.23281

pic

No.23282

had lobster the other day the meat was fine but not worth the effort of getting it out of its shell

No.23283

drinkin some joe

No.23284

what kind

No.23285

dont remember ever eating a lobster or even just the meat how different is it to crab

No.23286

dont think ive had crab is it like lobster

No.23287

its been over 15 years since i had actual crab meat and not just crab cakes cant describe it tastes sort of sweet

No.23288

the lobster was pretty sweet too at least what little i could get out

No.23289

love allowing an esl sc2teen to relegate me to an imageless board in a foreign land with filters on everything and urls banned simply because im scared someone who barely logs into the admin panel will care enough to doxx me

No.23290

zip it bhtron

No.23291

me too

No.23292

>>23289
i dont it sucks the big one but my bros are here

No.23293

nothin wrong with imageless

No.23294

never once considered ota to be a foreign land more like returning to an old home

No.23295

>>23289
i was hesitant at first too but then i saw who the people who stayed behind were and felt pretty good about them not being around the post quality here is better than himas been in a long while

No.23296

im not posting anything different so that cant be true

No.23297

>>23289
cant remember the last time i saw an image on hima worth opening

No.23298

what about the ones i posted

No.23299

ya i posted some good ones

No.23300

not that you can see them anymore Please stick it in mee

No.23301

not gonno stick it in you please stop asking

No.23302

utterly PREDICTABLE how turt cant even comprehend the possibility that after over a decade of continuously spewing shite all over the jpsphere people wouldnt want to post on a board he moderates

No.23303

why cant you just do your bro a solid

No.23304

i need to be flipped

No.23305

no i dont think you do

No.23306

im a passive guy id rather be flipped than flip

No.23307

read too many stories on the tubes about women breaking the guys dick in half by flipping him

No.23308

im NOT talking about my dick

No.23309

i know and i wish i didnt

No.23310

raining

No.23311

dont care about the turt thing just gonno post where everyone else is posting

No.23312

sigh this guys so scared of turts retribution hes trying to stay on his good side even on another board

No.23313

im just used to it started posting differently in 2018 when turts best bro got a hold of the site

No.23314

i simply dont trust him given his past behavior of getting astronomically butthurt

No.23315

youre free now were all free now

No.23316

turts bark is worse than his bite

No.23317

given how often hes been posting here he knows whos missing cant go back now

No.23318

everyones missing except like 2 guys who exist to post tubers

No.23319

those guys are pasted

No.23320

>>23318
unlikely

No.23321

beginning to miss the nig era its like in one piece when they enter the grand line theres always someone worse out there that makes everyone before seem weak

No.23322

starting to rage at 4teens that use the subject field for every thread

No.23323

whats wrong with that

No.23324

never typed anything in the subject field in my life

No.23325

>>23323
holy flip

No.23326

got some burts bees for my poor chapped lips

No.23327

sekis blogging about one of his knives on hima

No.23328

phew nice tactic but it doesnt work now that everyone knows cpanel lets you see lurker ips in real time

No.23329

>>23314
considering how often you bring me up and how scared you are of me id say youre the bh one maybe i should do something to validate your fears

No.23330

i still check hima to read new posts moving here was NOThing personal simply followed the crowd

No.23331

if normseki had the site back up within 3 days no one would be here

No.23332


No.23333

what does that have to do with him blabbing about turt being a jan

No.23334

we would have posted here for a day or two and gone back and that would have been it

No.23335

phew now thats a knife and if you get the handle in a gay color no one will question you if you keep it in your car and need to stab someone in self defense

No.23336

cant decide what to eat its about that time

No.23337

you should go back to hima before you actually make turt mad

No.23338

whats he gonno do NOThin

No.23339

guess ill play some gnosia

No.23340

>>23281
https://files.catbox.moe/bblz16.png
NOT sure if its convincing what do you think

No.23341

same but replace that with drink normahol and stuff my gullet

No.23342

uh is that actually a render and not a drawing

No.23343

if you think its a render then i think i did a pretty good job Please stick it in mee

No.23344

i think it looks like a render too nice work

No.23346

thought you meant a literal drawing not digital

No.23347


No.23348

i could do that i just dont want to

No.23349

why NOT

No.23350

started playing gnosia after you posted about it the other day its pretty fun Please stick it in mee

No.23351

paste what loop are you in im at 51

No.23352

>>23349
i dont know

No.23353

refuse to stick it in you

No.23354

im only on loop 13

No.23355

youve got a ways to go

No.23356

thought you were talking about an mmo server

No.23357

coughed too hard and knocked over a tower of empties to the left of my keyboard hope moms asleep

No.23359

ok its time to stop youve made your point but its completely retarded to stay split over this nobody wants to have to check two places let alone without auto post loading

No.23360

simply stop checking hima

No.23361

always hated autoupdate

No.23362

NOT gonno sell my soul to cameron for some funny features

No.23363

with good behavior himakos gonno be back by 2030

No.23364

>>23359
dollchan gives all the features hima has except last 100

No.23365

>>23362
i will if he adds checkers like pmako originally promised 7 years ago

No.23366

my biggest contribution to otaku culture was the double banner

No.23367

hope you know we are tracking all the regular ips that have stopped posting and are going to be keeping you on watch once you come back

No.23368

why would i come back if you do that youre NOT being very inviting

No.23369


No.23370


No.23371

sigh im just like shigemichi

No.23372

found out theyre starting up berserk again sigh japs are so honorable compared to whiteys

No.23373


No.23374

>>23371
im just like sha ming

No.23375

sink smells like mold almost puked

No.23376

one benefit of living with mom is that everything always gets cleaned

No.23377

actually prefer turt as jan over random cord minions but i always side with chaos so im here

No.23378

uh youre supposed to live with your wife

No.23379

im chaotic neutral

No.23380

>>23378
doubtful that a wife would take care of the house as well as mom does

No.23381

mindblowing that norm just has his own personal fertile female living with him and he can do stuff to her whenever he wants but most of the time he doesnt even bother and wants her out of his way because hes used to it

No.23382

and his female has a nice moist pusser but NOT one of the cold silicone ones you buy from japan its real

No.23383

>>23381
mom wasnt fertile when she shat me out let alone now

No.23384

hate the australian guy who says pusser

No.23385

hes pasted

No.23386

gotta respect the ausnorms they keep the dead hours alive so we have something to read when we wake up

No.23387

ill never respect a norm

No.23388

never met an ausnorm i could respect

No.23389

theyre our superiors

No.23390

thats because you live on the other side of the pacific ocean

No.23391

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/f5/14/e8f514d1a216ef9140841a7d8fdaac8f.jpg
think china (han) might be more prettyful than japan

No.23392

die chinkeye

No.23393

woke up throat and jaw hurt

No.23394

dreamed one of my teeth fell out

No.23395

http://mykikishop.com/index.php/menu-2/
what the flip why is this smut on my uber eats

No.23396

never installed that zog shite

No.23397

vile

No.23398

>>23395
what the hell is wrong with normstralians

No.23399


No.23400

Quit putting sex on a pedestal, hopeless romantics. There's nothing wrong with that cafe.

No.23401

years almost half over what have you accomplished so far

No.23402

groan ran out of space on my d drive again

No.23403

emptying the trash only got 500 megs back its over

No.23404

orange piccolo is epic as hell

No.23405

nice spoilnorm

No.23406

didnt that manga end like 25 years ago

No.23407

dont tell me you havent watched dragon ball z

No.23408

think i saw some lightning heard some thunder and the light just flickered

No.23409

only up to the cel saga

No.23410

never watched norm ball z

No.23411

raining harder and that was definitely thunder and ligtning

No.23412

lucky

No.23413

whats lucky about this the power might go out again

No.23414

you have to be the largest norm in existence to have been a kiddle in the 90s and not watched dragon ball z

No.23415

nah

No.23416

sigh he loved watching super

No.23417

because he was a child and dragon ball is for children

No.23418

>>23414
i wasnt born yet in the 90s

No.23419

whats wrong with children

No.23420

should i spend 30 qz to roll for merlin maybe ill get lucky or maybe i should just save for castoria

No.23421


No.23422

ota belongs to the teens now

No.23423

dont mind the teens we need new blood to replace those weve lost

No.23424

>>23423
this this for absolute real if you want everyone to be your age youll have no posters eventually

No.23425

die

No.23426

my real life will begin when nb dies

No.23427

when nb dies ill die with him

No.23428

do people still say qft

No.23429

what the HELL is qft

No.23430

Please stick it in mee havent seen anyone say that in years

No.23431

same forgot about it until now

No.23432

oh quoted for truth i mad forgot about that

No.23433

ban this teen teenmin

No.23434

legit

No.23435

tired

No.23436

guess ill make more coffee then watch some seasonals

No.23437

gotta say this drip coffee is much better than instant been drinking more ever since i started making it again

No.23438

mom took the expresso machine with her

No.23439

easy wordle today

No.23440

dont know if ive ever had real espresso

No.23441

yeah wordle and quordle were both so easy today that i didnt even bother posting about it earlier

No.23442

you just couldnt resist posting about it now huh

No.23443

love when i passive aggressively repeat a misspelled word back at someone as part of my response to them but they seemingly dont get it no matter how many times it happens and continue to use the misspelled one every single time and i start to get mad thinking that theyre arrogantly assuming im the one whos wrong not them

No.23444

what are you even talking about

No.23445

my life experience

No.23446

have you tried teening out a bit less

No.23447

most people on the internet are esl they probably just dont know how to spell it correctly

No.23448

but why arent they realizing its wrong after being confronted with the correct spelling immediately after their incorrect one every single time

No.23449

what the HELL are you talking about

No.23450

sigh wouldnt mind an expresso right about now

No.23451

cut up a cantaloupe its flavorless as expected the norms arent content with taking meat away they also have to take away the flavor from produce

No.23452

incidentally i only cup up the cantaloupe after cutting up a pear that was even worse wasnt even worth eating so i threw it out that was a pear i got overcharged on at the grocer either the sign was wrong or the checkout lady punched in the wrong numbers she spend like a minute figuring out what to punch in

No.23453

chewin gammu

No.23454

got another hundred chinkorbs

No.23455

im normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim normim norm

No.23456

going to a party later

No.23457

the party animal

No.23458

throat is still sore

No.23459

where are the posts

No.23460

woke upo hi

No.23461

its the afternoon

No.23462


No.23463

dont feel so hot

No.23464

partytime

No.23465

the partyguy

No.23466


No.23467

wonder if otamin is ok with being the neo warosuko

No.23468

he wouldve done something by now if he werent okay with it

No.23469


No.23470

stayed in bed until after 330 again moms gonno be pissed

No.23471

>>23414
all the normteens i looked up to then were into it but i thought it was boring as hell every time i tried to watch it pokemon was better

No.23472

is turt like, an actual person
i really refuse to believe someone like this unironically exists and isn't just a literal parody persona someone's been keeping up for years in order to annoy people, but at this point, who's there even left to annoy anymore?
it's just bizarre

No.23473

pokenorm was NOT better it was lame

No.23474

i am lame

No.23475

im the lameblog

No.23476

ate spicy chicken popeyes burg

No.23477

you mena chicken sandwich

No.23478

chickin

No.23479

pokémon was flippin paste

No.23480

been thinking about trying to gaj more and more since hima went down

No.23481

stopped reading hima a few days ago its pointless only reading ghosta now

No.23482

dont have high hopes of ever being able to move out because my quality of life would drop way too much but killing some time at a small business might not be so bad just need to hope they take retards

No.23483

you need to retire but without ever gaj

No.23484

fired up my windows partition and got prompted to upgrade to windows 11

No.23485

i need constant distraction and to largely ignore the reality that the norms want to destroy everything that could make life worth living

No.23486

guess ill snooze ghosta Please stick it in mee

No.23487

need mom to win the powerball

No.23488

same

No.23489

need to pass on my gene

No.23490

moms making pasta

No.23491

>>23489
what goodll that do you

No.23492

he can satisfy the inner oog

No.23493

considering the possibility that my life is gonno suck no matter what i do

No.23494

back from that party it was okay there were college girls there but i didnt really talk to them

No.23495

hope you die teen

No.23496

nice greenpost green with envy that is

No.23497

thread on the o told me to keep teen spirit so i did

No.23498

woke up mornin ghosta hows it hangin

No.23499

hangin tight dood

No.23500

>>23472
hes a real person but when he posts he exaggerates parts of himself

No.23501

the ironic cel cousin to the ironic weeb

No.23502

crazy pressure in my head and ears

No.23503

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsI50wQELU
This Freaky Fruit Fly Lays Eggs in Your Strawberries

No.23504

glad i dont eat fruit

No.23505

turned 32 today ghosta

No.23506

congrats man

No.23507

did you manage to blow out all the candles

No.23508

browsed the catalog of pissu/jp/ since nenmin linked it dont know what i was expecting strange place

No.23509

what is dead himas dead now nen has fallen the oat man canNOT stop winning who will he obliterate next

No.23510

excuse me but ota didnt even win the spinoff war not while bun is still around

No.23511

only have 4 blogs left

No.23512

hope theyre ice blogs

No.23513

nah theyre fancy

No.23514

weird did hidamari sketch really air over 15 years ago

No.23515

bungholio is itching havent showered in a while

No.23516

wouldve thrived in the military instead of sitting around like a couch potato

No.23517

same

No.23518

might go to the store with mom tomorrow and get some stuff

No.23519

what stuff

No.23520

notebooks some shorts some cans of soup maybe new underwear and a pair of flipflops too

No.23521

what do you need NOTebooks for

No.23522

ran out of post its and if the paper is in a book it doesnt end up crumpled all over the room

No.23523

that doesnt answer the question

No.23524

i keep post its next to my rectangle if i ever want to write anything down and a notebook will replace that

No.23525

why NOT just type it in NOTepad

No.23526

what kind of stuff are you writing down

No.23527

because then i end up with hundreds of text files with hardly anything written in them and abstract filenames that i dont remember after the fact

No.23528

why NOT simply use the NOTes app on your iphone

No.23529

the enquirer

No.23530

even unlocking a cellphone would take longer than picking up a pen

No.23531

youre supposed to use the zuck approved face scanner to auto unlock it when you pick up your phone

No.23532

phone came out in 2013 it doesnt have any of that shite

No.23533

how are you gonna get a gf if you dont have the latest iphone

No.23534

im not

No.23535

>>23531
i only use moms and i hope it doesnt have that

No.23536


No.23537

nice junglegooks

No.23538

you cant talk about indonesians like that what about our friend who posts here

No.23539

everyone here is american australian or finnish as it should be

No.23540

wish i was finn

No.23541

same

No.23542

think im reaching the age where things are gonno get real bad real fast if i dont start norming it up in the near future

No.23543

nah flip that

No.23544


No.23545

whats our plan

No.23546

ignore it and hope something magically happens

No.23547

spent the last 45 minutes unclogging the bathroom sink after spewing in it when i brushed the shite on my tongue with the teethbrush

No.23548

the unclogger

No.23549

>>23539
im canadian

No.23550

you need to die

No.23551

woke up throat still hurts but my jaw is feeling a little better

No.23552


No.23553

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/BTC-USD
is this the dip should i buy

No.23554

its NOT

No.23555

sigh we all got left holding turts bags

No.23556

feel like screaming

No.23557

then scream brother

No.23558

nah im not a screamer

No.23559

ill do the screaming for the both of us

No.23560

the screamer

No.23561

then i guess its not genetic because your mom certainly is

No.23562

hurr hur

No.23563

havent heard any nice yo momma jokes in a while

No.23564

your mommas so fat shes got enough chins for 99 ranged

No.23565

pasted

No.23566


No.23567

wish i was white

No.23568

why are you NOT white

No.23569

why do i gotta love some norm

No.23570

bh

No.23571

do you remember ghosta the taste of strawberries

No.23572

still cant believe all that spew in the sink went down my life flashed before my eyes when i thought i may have to cover it in a trashbag and leave a note for mom that it was clogged

No.23573

have you learned nothing from the unclogging vids

No.23574

time for my cuppa ace cuppa goose cuppa cris

No.23575

seki skips so much that hes not even aware that everyone abandoned hima

No.23576

woke up eatin tendies with sweet heat sauce

No.23577

whats sweet heat

No.23578

like hot sauce but with sugar in it

No.23579


No.23580

>>23573
what do you mean

No.23581

heated up and ate a red baron frozen za

No.23582

wakejod my lobone

No.23583

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYsdxHuj5oY
sigh wonder what the preteen asian girls play nowadays

No.23584

人間五十年…下天の内をくらぶれば

No.23585

wish i was a nice soyman

No.23586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdQhPCHjK6Y
sigh wish i had a nice jap wife to make me napo bento

No.23587

what about a nice american wife to make you turkey sandwiches with a bag of chips

No.23588

never had turkey sandwich whats it like

No.23589

good

No.23590

wish i could game

No.23591

might break my sobriety

No.23592

you gave it a good 12 hours

No.23593

i havent had a drop in months

No.23594

mom got some orange juice might sip

No.23595

love live season 1 banner guess ill snooze

No.23596

>>23593
if youve gone that long whats to consider

No.23597

he should keep the streak going

No.23598

his systems cleaned out its no longer a physical or psychological urge so he can stop at just one

No.23599

might become a fortran backend developer

No.23600

what do you mean whats the consider whats to consider is drinking some of the hamms i just bought

No.23601

i meant why bother starting up again dont you lose the urge to drink if you stop for a few months

No.23602

well it came back

No.23603

jaw pains back and the only working prescription is liquid life

No.23604

rice is cookin gonna make potstickers

No.23605

each bag has about 21 potstickers which means either i make seven which isnt really enough or i have to make a different number when i make more and neither option is very appealing

No.23606

woke up mornin ghosta

No.23607

its evening

No.23608

im burnt out

No.23609

out of cheese guess ill eat some plain eggs

No.23610

get some salt n pepper on those bad boys

No.23611

eggs are inedible without salt pepper tabasco and pickled jalapeno slices

No.23612

uh no

No.23613

eat eggs without anything on them

No.23614

you mean on rice with a little bit of soy sauce right

No.23615

cracked

No.23616

an egg or a cold one

No.23617

a nice 16oz

No.23618

fired up the ac

No.23619

havent jod in six days

No.23620

too busy having sex

No.23621

has your entire life turned around yet or does that happen on day 7

No.23622

its about time we turned our lives around my real life begins tomorrow

No.23623

grats

No.23624

maybe the day after

No.23625

havent been trying to not jo just havent felt like it

No.23626

uh i dont feel like it either but im forced to do it

No.23627

you begin to lose your libido as you get to middle age

No.23628

im past middle aged im not making it to 60 if i can help it

No.23629

what about the jp retirement home

No.23630

its gonno have to be in japan or finland there are too many zero impulse control feral nigs working in elderly care in the us

No.23631

you mean thailand or the flippines

No.23632

>>23626
i mean i havent been getting sexually aroused

No.23633

must be because i cant post any sexy pics anymore

No.23634

>>23630
neither of those places want people like us

No.23635

uh yeah theres nowhere on earth that wants people like us

No.23636

all that blog did was make me more tired than usual

No.23637

its miras birthday

No.23638

still hot ac isnt working fast enough its humid as flip poured hard earlier

No.23639

just realized ctrl alt del and penny arcade are still running havent read a webcomic in years

No.23640

i read erotic japanese comics on the web

No.23641

nice 8uckley nice bald and piglike

No.23642

what

No.23643

havent read a webcomic since bob and george ended

No.23644

what about whomp

No.23645

reread 8 bit theater last year or maybe two years ago

No.23646

>>23634
everyone in those countries is autistic

No.23647

im NOT autistic just tard

No.23648

i might be autistic

No.23649

cancerwaved a can of clam chowder

No.23650

uh youre not supposed to put metal in the 5g box

No.23651

if the evil spirits inside that make the food hot decide its my time to be blown to bits so be it

No.23652

tried on the clothes mom got me for grans funeral thought you were supposed to wear black but she said its not necessary

No.23653

never been to a funeral wouldnt know but i think shes trolling you

No.23654

always wear a black shirt anyway matches the color of my soul

No.23655

wearing one right now Please stick it in mee

No.23656

test

No.23657

raid

No.23658

were all raiders here this isnt hima

No.23659

>>23646
we have nothing of value to offer

No.23660

we all used ota back in the w days

No.23661

>>23659
what about our seed

No.23662

no we didnt

No.23663

depends on how you mean use ive been coming here to make bad threads and spam for many a year but all the actual posters left so its just pissing into piss

No.23664

wine time

No.23665

been freezing chocolate lately makes it taste better ate some frozen reese cups today

No.23666

feel like ice cream is one of the most overrated snacks tried a lot never liked any dont know why norms love it

No.23667

its a desert not a snack and the norms love it because human brains like fat and sugar

No.23668

whats the difference

No.23669

one you rarely eat and usually after dinner the other one you eat all the time

No.23670

wish games were still good

No.23671

i may be a literal retard because i thought games were going to exponentially improve forever

No.23672

if gamergate won this wouldnt have happened

No.23673

its still real to me damn it

No.23674

now ghota is getting fewer and fewer posts its all ending this is the end

No.23675


No.23676

>>23674
sobbing

No.23677

gonno post til i die as a real mothaphukkin neet

No.23678

cut the hell out of my fingeys last night trying to push spew down the drain of the sink still cant believe that ended in a way that didnt involve mom banging on my door and screaming at me at 7 am

No.23679

sb NOW

No.23680

ross is gonno be uploading this week i was panicked last month that i wouldnt be able to post the embed on hima sigh

No.23681

cant handle losing the big h ill go back when everyone else does let cameron do his worst

No.23682

its just not that big of a deal one way or the other

No.23683

its a big deal to me

No.23684

>>23674
turts been hunting down the defectors one by one

No.23685

early hima was a good time for me and its been there for me for so long i dont remember how to handle reality

No.23686

meant posting here or there isnt a big deal having a himahome is a big deal

No.23687

im here for the posters not the domain name but im still depressed

No.23688

home is where my bros are

No.23689

could only do 5 miles on my stationary bike before collapsing

No.23690

i did about a mile on a real bike 4 years ago before i started drinking daily and it took me at least 15 minutes to catch my breath

No.23691


No.23692

sigh

No.23693

even when i was a tween i always watched dvds on the tv before i ripped them to the psp

No.23694

think my spine is bent weirdly

No.23695

drank 18 units then rode 12 km the next day like it was flippin NOThing

No.23696

die metricnorm

No.23697

believe ill snooze it

No.23698

woke up

No.23699

sigh better drive to work for nNOTher ten hour day

No.23700

pathetically easy wordle and quordle today

No.23701

im pathetic

No.23702

where are the posts

No.23703

everyones asleep

No.23704

its past noon

No.23705

those are neet snoozing hours

No.23706

you guys arent going to believe me but ive been on the internet long enough to witness many online communities die and forking hima is a big mistake because both places will die you need to return home before its too late

No.23707

the only place to return to is the jay where we rightfully belonged until we were cast out by the janiturd and our opportunity to go back was while the hima thread was up that chance has passed and weve accepted our fate of ruin

No.23708

fork you motherforker

No.23709

>>23706
from my perspective youre the fork go cry more about your dead site in your cord maybe reflect on what caused this instead of just throwing a tantrum

No.23710

uh cord haha

No.23711

yes cord now gth cordnorm

No.23712

close that travesty of a board

No.23713

got todays wordle on my third guess

No.23714

got it on my second like i said it was pathetically easy

No.23715

die arrogant norm

No.23716

>>23709
what caused it enlighten us

No.23717

hes going to say something vague like uh if you cant look at it and tell then youre a norm haha

No.23718

got todays wordle on my fourth guess

No.23719

>>23716
seki NOT bringing the site back up in a timely manner and also letting slip that turt has mod privileges

No.23720

raging why cant i just rope

No.23721

some scumblimps never die they just smell that way

No.23722

all the neets left are tubie freaks who went back to truhima only ones here are jobnorms on normhours

No.23723

look at the last 25 posts on hima and rethink what you just said

No.23724

theres a bunch of tubie freak posts that were made in the middle of the flipping night in the last 25 though

No.23725

id rather NOT

No.23726

ill go where my bros go its that simple

No.23727

but your bros are making 140 posts a day in 1 webzone and 100 a day in another

No.23728

its about time the foolz shitters and o teens got btfo all of you need to go back to your discord and die stop hosting hima stop pretending to be one of us go back to your instant messaging shite that you have always been a part of your whole life cameron should have never left o and should have been permad from hima in 2015 and normseki should have killed himself and streamed to his gnfos buddies and thats all there is to it die

No.23729

>>23727
some of my bros may be there but the majority of the posts indicate they arent almost all of them are worth skipping

No.23730

cant go back to hima after turt threatened to dox me

No.23731

not happy about this believe me the last thing i needed right now was to have the site i spent almost all of my 20s on implode

No.23732

same

No.23733

norms getting flipping owned by tubeteens elemayo

No.23734

hima shouldve died long ago

No.23735

when have the innercirclesbsteamcordnorms NOT threatened to doxx or normbully kids out of their cool kids lunch table they were never allowed at in real high school

No.23736

feel comfortable under the closed eye of the otamin rather than the all seeing eye of seki turt and the teencord laughing at my post history

No.23737

its really funny when he occasionally posts on mero with his italian flag on

No.23738

>>23728
now this is bh

No.23739

its righteous bh

No.23740

mom bought me a pie because i was raging earlier

No.23741

if youre bh you lost even if its for a good reason its the teenbro code

No.23742

makin pasta

No.23743

wish i had some

No.23744

is it napo

No.23745


No.23746

by definition the one who is bh is always the steamed party

No.23747

normicone

No.23748

fine line between rage and bh

No.23749

why do the norms have to exist and prevent me from living the kind of life id want to

No.23750

i am norm

No.23751

then why are you here instead of having a fulfilling life the whole system is designed for you

No.23752

this system talk is like so 90s

No.23753

mom bought subs

No.23754

ingredients

No.23755

turkey

No.23756

keep going

No.23757

bread

No.23758

whoa

No.23759

its sis bday shes 17 now sigh

No.23760

why did mom have a second kid when you were already a teen she should have been raising your own daughter for you

No.23761

nice big sis

No.23762

wheres my teenage girl oneesan

No.23763

>>23760
you know

No.23764

moms been flipped and she probably enjoyed it

No.23765

sigh shes so lucky

No.23766

might be time to crack

No.23767

mowed

No.23768

feeling sexy

No.23769

my life is going to end very soon without regular exercise cant keep wasting time

No.23770

havent exercised in like a year although i did go on a hike a month ago

No.23771

time to snooze

No.23772

dont leave me

No.23773

cracked

No.23774

only have 4 left

No.23775

have four left after this one but yesterday only took one

No.23776

well ive also got most of a handle of normka in the freezer just in case

No.23777

got a cabbage in the fridge that i bought weeks ago hope its still fine was thinking i might cook it up today

No.23778


No.23779

remember using irc a decade ago there was a bot that would measure various statistics one was how often someone talks to themselves with the threshold being 5 messages in a row without anyone else between

No.23780

>>23776
dont have room for containers that big in the freezer and mom would rage

No.23781

cooking that cabbage cut it too small

No.23782

its NOT that big what have you got in the freezer that you dont have room for a couple more liters well you could keep one in the closet instead

No.23783

groan out of space on my d drive again last time i deleted something but that wasnt good enough for long

No.23784

eatin cabbage

No.23785

test

No.23786

see some norm out the window getting towed Please stick it in mee

No.23787

rage when i remember all the retarded norms who become parents

No.23788

thatll be me when i get a wife

No.23789

woke up eatin nachos

No.23790

im still waiting for that recipe

No.23791


No.23792

crying hes back

No.23793


No.23794

i miscounted theres only 3 blogs

No.23795

didnt you just drink one

No.23796

>>23793
paste sheep

No.23797

been eating maria cookies lately the ones you find in the beaner aisle

No.23798

never ate maria cookies what are they like

No.23799

theyre good got a nice sweetness thats just above being subtly sweet but well before what you find in a typical american dessert

No.23800

never had a typical american desert

No.23801

>>23795
no just forgot i had 9 last night and not 8

No.23802

>>23800
well head down to walmart and get some nice cosmic brownies

No.23803

had two blogs tonight thats more than enough for me

No.23804

teentitleds back was hoping hed left

No.23805

havent jod in 7.25 days

No.23806

uh 7.25 you keep track of every hour or what

No.23807

>>23805
not possible

No.23808

any otokokodomos here

No.23809

>>23806
yeah i record all my jos in a spreadsheet

No.23810

do you record whether it was a floor table or chestsperm as well

No.23811

yeah

No.23812

i live like a 75 year old

No.23813

sigh everyone went back to hima

No.23814

it was inevitable the cordbros are just too charismatic

No.23815

why did no one get skin cancer until the 20th century

No.23818

cant comprehend that norms spend most of their days without almost constant thoughts of ending it what are they shiteing for

No.23819

ate the rest of that pie

No.23820

die pie eating contestant

No.23821

nobody got any cancer until recently

No.23822

>>23813
nice jan trying to trick people into heading back so you can track our ips

No.23823

nah

No.23824


No.23825

blows my mind how anyone who supposedly posted on the w would ever consider becoming a jan

No.23826

nothin wrong with a nice jan as long as they delete what i want which is spam and raids

No.23827

wouldnt delete anything as a jan other than cp and thats only because of the feds

No.23828

sigh he loved saving it in the dontclick folder before deleting it

No.23829

might pop another normatonin and earlysnooze cant handle reality any more today im simply not cut out to exist as part of it

No.23830

just fire up some mlpfim instead

No.23831

only delete spam or ads on hima and sometimes when ive cracked too many cold ones i give a norm a short ban for pissing me off

No.23832

im over a decade too late to join the herd not gonno start now

No.23833

never too late to experience the magic of friendship

No.23834

wish i had been a middle class teen in the 90s even if it meant eventually ending up here in the hellscape dystopia at least i would have an extra 15 years worth of good memories

No.23835

sigh scapes login servers are down

No.23836

feel like its been a while since i last had a dream that was better than real life

No.23837

laundered me bedclothes gonna sleep in luxury tonight

No.23838

might be nice to have pajamas

No.23839

bedclothes means sheets and stuff

No.23840

i know i looked it up then made the post afterwards because i started thinking about beds and clothes

No.23841

ill die before i sleep in anything but the nude

No.23842

started using zoomer speak

No.23843

made a big ol fried chicken sandwich

No.23844

liquor store all out of feldschlößchen pale wheat

No.23845

fire up the weihenstephaner

No.23846


No.23847

woke up

No.23848

you cant wake up im about to snooze

No.23850

well i just did

No.23851

gonna kick your flippin ass

No.23852

>>23846
why everyone hates it

No.23853

uh whos everyone i liked it

No.23854

everyone nobody likes lyse nobody likes how the weeb adventure is crammed in the middle there splitting up ala mhigo

No.23855

woke up

No.23856

gonna be 97 degrees today what the hell

No.23857

just head down to the public pool

No.23858

will they let me wear my shirt

No.23859

hate ala mhigo love kugane

No.23860

lyse is sexy phew

No.23861

>>23858
why wouldnt they

No.23862

last time i wore my swimshirt all the lolis started laughing at me

No.23863

but youve got a beach bod now right

No.23864

a body like a beach ball

No.23865

ive got the body of a big fat neetslob

No.23866

the lead actor from the flash ran away with his 12 yo gf

No.23867

easy wordle today quordle was tougher but still got em all

No.23868

how come the elites all get to have lgfs but NOT me

No.23869

theyre rich and powerful

No.23870

todays wordle was stupid its a loanword from italian

No.23871

lyse isnt sexy shes dumb plus look at her fringe

No.23872

theres a distinct lack of sexy ffxiv main npcs

No.23873

they add a sexy lady every expansion

No.23874

>>23870
careful youre posting on an italian website

No.23875

>>23872
are you forgetting alisaie

No.23876

dont remember them ever adding anyone sexier than yshtola and she was there from day 1

No.23877

the oat man rigged todays wordle hes trying to show us his power

No.23878

alisaie is literally alphinaud except more manly just ask estinien

No.23879

have no idea what half these recent posts are talking about

No.23880

Maybe you should catch up on otaku culture before posting on ota.

No.23881

zip it fauxtaku im the otacoolest poster around

No.23882

will never be a respectable adult because so long as there isnt a counterbalancing female influence in my life with a nice moist pussal unit that she can conditionally grant or deny me my male instincts will run unchecked and my living quarters will only be suitable for male habitation

No.23883

what

No.23884


No.23885

tarded out and started reading some tard chink harem comics

No.23886

now polkas tarding out too shes just like me

No.23887

the interval between regaining consciousness and feeling bad is getting shorter and shorter sigh

No.23888

its flippin hot

No.23889

bought some ice cream sammiches got some teabags making cold tea

No.23890

rather im making warm tea but then ill put it in the fridge its steeping in the sun

No.23891

new windows update hima

No.23892

im off wangblows only use linux and pasted mac osx

No.23893

love windows (7)

No.23894

easy wordle today

No.23895


No.23896

die wordlebrag

No.23897

got a haircut im looking as the kids say these days fly

No.23898

pic

No.23899

eyelash stuck under my eyelid

No.23900

might install arch

No.23901

why NOT debian aka the king of distros

No.23902


No.23903

fine bet youre ugly anyway

No.23904

what if i am

No.23905

already have debian installed

No.23906

what do you mean what if

No.23907

watched superhero tardlaughed at max cel

No.23908


No.23909

>>23906
so what if i am are you esl or just that dumb

No.23910

>>23908
go back to hima teen

No.23911

>>23909
i dont understand the question what would you answer if i asked what if water was wet

No.23912

>>23910
Please stick it in mee

No.23913

flip arch and debian install pasted void linux or devuan and free yourself from systemd

No.23914

prefer to just install normdows and actually be able to play more than a few new games without installing 300 flipping emulators then fire up the vs code and normclipse

No.23915


No.23916

love a good same shion tard stream where neither of them is at all capable of communicating with each other

No.23917

got given boba at work and they fell for the paper straw meme

No.23918

they didnt have the shorts i wanted and the ones they said on the website they had so i got 2 pairs of the knockoffs and 1 pair of the name brand and the name brand is too tight

No.23919

owned shortsnorm

No.23920

spilled cathode slurry on my slacks while making batteries at full time job today and got to wear shorts to part-time tutoring felt nice

No.23921

think the teas steeped enough smells great stuck it in the freezer

No.23922

guess ill watch a nice normshow

No.23923

fire up squid game

No.23924

>>23920
why are you working so hard

No.23925

already watched that gonno watch the boys

No.23926


No.23927

cant find anything im fine deleting to make room for more stuff

No.23928

snap. piss. the boys.

No.23929

moms considering pizza for dinner and she also mentioned getting more beer good thing i grabbed a 12 pack of dr thunder with those shorts

No.23930

dont drink sugarwater

No.23931

is high fructose corn syrup ok

No.23932

no

No.23933

love some diet dr cancerwater meself

No.23934

>>23932
who cares i just wish drinking it would guarantee i wouldnt live to 40

No.23935

might reinvite pastachad and momgf all the old workblog jobnorms from back in the day to ruin ghota now they cant be banned for norming

No.23936

dont you think youre a bit too old to be getting this upset over freak

No.23937

hate jans and teencords more than raiders the w had raiders all the time

No.23938

what about the paste irchads

No.23939

groan taters got moldy also sprouting

No.23940

back to hima tubie

No.23941

uh tubie where

No.23942

taters are tubers you tard

No.23943

made a bacon n gorgonzola sandwich

No.23944


No.23945

virus

No.23946

a mans life is but a dream reality but morning dew none given life in this world can escape perishing

No.23947

havent had dew in years

No.23948

>>23943
wish i had some

No.23949

it was damn good washing it down with some gsnapfruit juice

No.23950

you know things are bad when all of us are normal and the norms have become completely demented freaks

No.23951

i was a demented freak before any norm ever was

No.23952

whats the problem

No.23953

love snacking on some gorgonzola with olivoil gotta crack a cold one on the side when having some Please stick it in mee

No.23954

tried swiss cheese it was NOT that great wouldnt have it again

No.23955

watched a norm movie it pinched

No.23956

uh swiss cheese what was this kraft singles get some real stuff like paste gruyere or raclette or appenzeller

No.23957

dont know what any of those are

No.23958

do you mean just a bowl of gorgonzola doused in olive oil cant say ive ever had that although i might crack a cold one myself

No.23959

ya its the best

No.23960

>>23951
Go out.
I've been there, you need this. Go to events, talk to strangers, get curious.

Live.

No.23961

what do you mena events

No.23962

>>23959
gonno need a pic

No.23963

its self descriptive no pics needed

No.23964

nah im NOT able to picture it like the ratio of oil to cheese to what extent the cheese is crumbled and how big a serving is just doesnt sound like something to eat by itself maybe spread on some bread

No.23965

went with pepperoni and sausage but i wish i had some chovies

No.23966

hate talking to people its exhausting and i never have anything to say

No.23967

never had chovieza

No.23968

dont see why homos get so many oppression points when they never have to deal with any females rejecting them except mom

No.23969

why NOT join em

No.23970

im NOT a fag im bi

No.23971

same

No.23972

I'm a total cum slut, have been sucking cock for 30 years and the craving only gets stronger. I LOVE eating pussy… LOVE it but there is something about having a hard cock in my mouth, feeling it's hardness and anticipating the reward that is so intense. I'm totally hooked on being a cum slut. It makes me wonder why girls aren't more into it. I've only been with a few girls over the years who truly loved sucking cock it's hard to understand. For me there's nothing better than using my mouth to make a guy cum and swallowing every delicious drop. The only problem is once I've swallowed the craving intensifies and it's rare that I can find another load quickly. I keep trying.

No.23973

never been rejected by a woman before might be what you guys call a chad

No.23974

never been rejected by a man myself

No.23975

drinkin that cold black tea mixed in some honey normally wouldnt drink normffeine this late hope i can sleep fine already had too much today

No.23976

might have not been permacel if i was able to say something cool when a girl starts talking at me instead of a quick reply and disembark but i guess thats the bad part about autism

No.23977

sigh yeah just thinking about all the times i spent chatting with the ladies if only i had that one line i wouldve been in their pants

No.23978

woke up drinkin joe and scapin

No.23979

stream now

No.23980

got to learn not to tardlaugh as a response when a norm says something thats supposed to be funny should respond with words even if i do laugh otherwise i kill the conversation

No.23981

should i watch kakegurui

No.23982

i thought youre supposed to laugh when someone says something meant to be funny thats what i do and i think ive practiced enough to get a fairly natural laugh by now

No.23983

mom bought wine and shes ordering za later tonight

No.23984

its fine to laugh but in a joking lighthearted conversation youre still meant to converse not just tardlaugh and consider that sufficient at least thats what i think i may be doing wrong

No.23985

nice wine mom

No.23986

whats wrong with just laughing and letting them keep talking never got me in trouble

No.23987

girl came up to me in the walmart and made a joke about what i was buying and i panicked so the only thing i could think to do was tidus laugh and she immediately speedwalked away

No.23988

thought the meme was wine aunt

No.23989


No.23990

on big glass of tea #2 gonna regret this

No.23991

big plate of chicken #65

No.23992

>>23987
nice chad i saw plenty of girls at walmart today and they either tried to get away from me or gave me dirty looks when they saw me looking at them

No.23993

mom got heineken thought about doing the line but there were cops in the blog store parking lot and my window was down

No.23994


No.23995

crying for kotone

No.23996

posted that before i finished reading the post sigh

No.23997

that makes you a skipper

No.23998

hate when the cops arrest me for dropping an f bomb

No.23999

i can barely tell the difference between dr t and dr p and it was a dollar twenty five cheaper

No.24000


No.24001

just watched that ep Please stick it in mee

No.24002

your taste buds have been fried by all those chemicals youre drinking

No.24003

groan that eyelash is still in me eye

No.24004

feeling strange

No.24005

ctrl keys sticking

No.24006

>>23992
i dont look at them so maybe thats your problem try to resist being a creep

No.24007

just wear sunglasses

No.24008

how do i access sex with girl

No.24009

have you tried asking

No.24010

I fuck women

No.24011

use sudo

No.24012

sudo make me a sammich XPlease forgive my rudenessDDD

No.24013

>>24006
nice pocketed hands floorstarer

No.24014

guess ill make a cheese sandwich

No.24015

just made a fried chicken sandwich meself

No.24016

gth sandwichmog

No.24017

you fry that chicken yourself

No.24018

>>24009
why would i do that its a one way trip to humiliation at best but more likely a lawsuit they always are busy going somewhere and expect you not to express desire to flip them and once they get where theyre going they expect not to be bothered since theyre there to do something not be approached by a creep

No.24019

it was a yes or no question and its rude to answer a question with a question

No.24020

>>24017
i airfried it

No.24021

the answer was no you dogmatic fool

No.24022

made 2 (two) grilled cheesers

No.24023

Fucking women is easy just talk to them like people.

No.24024

so youre upset you havent been given something you never asked for is that right

No.24025

i already speak to them how i speak to males which is not at all unless they speak to me or unless its a business transaction

No.24026

almost fathers day hope you all got dad a present

No.24027

still accidentally go to hima sometimes is just a habit to put him in my browser address bar

No.24028

browsing the index looking for a thread to post in spotting a lot of stolen images

No.24029

It's a numbers game just be confident

No.24030

you never answered me question what is an event

No.24031

Any sort of venue people are at

No.24032

went to the library as a kid but never got invited to sex

No.24033

>>24028
let us know when you find a good one

No.24034

ven·ue
/ˈvenˌyoo/
Learn to pronounce
noun
noun: venue; plural noun: venues

the place where something happens, especially an organized event such as a concert, conference, or sports event.

so an event is the thing that happens at a place where an event happens thanks a ton einstein

No.24035

already posted in one

No.24037

hello please accommodate my mental illness

No.24038

hi

No.24039

thinking i might yank on my penis while looking at sexually explicit 1s and 0s displayed as a collection of colored pixels on my liquid crystal display

No.24040

this threads run its course its pone time

No.24041

thats why hes in prison

No.24042

hate the control freak who tries to end a thread because he wants people to post where he tells them to

No.24043

>>24041
theyre legal 1s and 0s

No.24044

wonder if i wouldve been a tallnorm had i just snoozed more as a teen instead of gaming and only getting 5 hours of sleep before waking up for school

No.24045

its NOT that great

No.24046

probably i know sleep deprivation lack of appetite and not playing sports condemned me to a life as the weakest class of the current hell on earth we live in

No.24047

not sure if i should go get some wine or keep it sober

No.24048

i didnt crack tonight felt too weird

No.24049

finna eat a klondike

No.24050

ate two ice cream sandwiches today

No.24051

gotta agree with that guy saying we should move to a different thread this one is getting annoying to reload

No.24052

nice try sockpuppeteer

No.24053

have you considered that it may be time to upgrade from your 2gb of ddr2 ram

No.24054

hate the phonenorm control freak

No.24055

not a phonenorm the thread is just unconscionably long to be reloading all the time

No.24056

what do you mean at worst theres one second of waiting for all the posts to load

No.24057

nah you blew your chance if this was really just about moving to a new thread you wouldnt need to take the time to also try to force people into a thread of your choosing

No.24058

havent jod in 8.25 days

No.24059

>>24057
alright then you pick a thread and well go there

No.24060

he didnt bump that pone thread i did

No.24061

pick a random page and youll find something good all the best threads are here

No.24062

nice quick ip switch

No.24063

were NOT even at 2500 yet

No.24064

just tested it a 2500 post hima thread loads in less than 2 seconds and this one takes 15 seconds to reload for me

No.24065

thats great how about you go back there

No.24066

the himalads

No.24067

>>24064
uh are you using chrome

No.24068

just use autoupdate

No.24069

love installing friendish spyware on my computer so i can post about how everyone else is destroying society

No.24070

no im using firefox 91.10esr

No.24071

ill switch threads if someone finds a good one then works on my machine

No.24072

uh whyd you upgrade from 68

No.24073

>>24069
its open sores

No.24074

cracked ill save real estate sluts for tomorrow have a feeling its a crier

No.24075

might crack open a can of soup too got three kinds

No.24076

gonna run the ac all night without mom knowing

No.24077

been running the ac 24/7 since 08

No.24078

nice az resident

No.24079

might try being positive

No.24080

love a good half full glass of tap

No.24081

>>24077
how is that possible

No.24082

maybe he doesnt have several power outages a year

No.24083

uh its expensive

No.24084

hima my life is about to get so flipping bad you have no idea

No.24085

i have an idea

No.24086

lets hear it

No.24087

On the white road far below, a huge lorry moves away like a galleon leaving
port. A solitary peasant, in the middle of his field, guides a plough pulled by a dappled horse.
Bird-song rings out: chirps, roulades, raucous cries. The great trees tremble. Nature is there
and it beckons you lovingly. You chew on blades of grass that you quickly spit out: you are
not really inspired by the landscape, or moved by the tranquillity of the fields, you are neither
irritated nor soothed by the silence of the countryside. You are only occasionally fascinated
by an insect, a stone, a fallen leaf, a tree: sometimes you spend hours contemplating a tree,
describing it, dissecting it: the roots, the trunk, the branches, the leaves, every leaf, every rib
of every leaf, every branch again, and the unending play of the indifferent shapes that your
eager gaze solicits or conjures up: a face, a town, a maze or a path, coats of arms and
cavalcades. As your perception gets sharper, more patient and more versatile, the tree
shatters and then reforms, a thousand shades of green, a thousand leaves, identical and yet
all different. You think that you could spend your whole life in front of a tree, never
exhausting it and never understanding it, because there is nothing for you to understand, just
something to look at: when all is said and done, all you can say about this tree is that it is a
tree; all this tree can say to you is that it is a tree, a root, then a trunk, then branches, then
leaves. You can't expect to extract any other truth from it. The tree has no moral to offer you,
no message to impart.

No.24088

what is that zork

No.24089


No.24090

voted for sirloin burger with country vegetables but its not showing up never tried the chicken and sausage gumbo one

No.24091

nothing ever shows up on that site anymore sigh gonno go fire it up in the cancerwave

No.24092

gonno pick up some more chocochip cookies from the snack store tomorrow and maybe some mt dew

No.24093

why not some nice porkrinds instead

No.24094

how will that satisfy my sweet tooth

No.24095

just cant imagine washing down cookies with soda dont even really like sugar outside of drinks

No.24097

cookies contain evil grains… your digestion with result in constant farts without question & do harm to your insides…

No.24098

i dont give le flip

No.24099

what good have my insides ever done for me

No.24100

>>24095
you some kind of twig or what

No.24101

ya im only 210 and ive always been a saltman

No.24102

get him boys

No.24103

went to the liquor store for a box of wine and the indian security guard carded me hasnt happened in years

No.24104

dot or feather

No.24105

dot it was a little middle aged man with a moustache

No.24106

i remember those times when my pals told me to ask the cute server at the bar out but i was too shy >w< friggin NORMALS lol

No.24107

im a little middle aged man with a teenstache

No.24108


No.24109


No.24110

die tubies

No.24111

you gonna get tubed

No.24112

been pondering

No.24113

gonno follow my dreams

No.24114

follow them off a cliff

No.24115

youre talking about reality dreams are good

No.24116

dat jp yume

No.24117

sick of the dreams where i buried a dead body and theyre closing in on funding it

No.24119


No.24120

sigh

No.24121

guess ill snooze

No.24122

easy wordle and mildly challenging quordle today

No.24123

okay final ultimatum come back or we bring down all of hima

No.24124

what do you mean all of

No.24125

woke up

No.24126

guess ill make another chicken sandwich

No.24127

that eyelash is still in my eye in case anyone was wondering

No.24128

flush it out

No.24129

afraid of putting things in my eye

No.24130

uh its just water dont you wash your face

No.24131

eatin bacon gorgonzola sandwich

No.24132

gornormzola

No.24133

not really and i close my eyes when i do

No.24134

>>24123
youre supposed to bribe us what have you got to offer the ghostbros in exchange for our cooperation

No.24135

guy in a civic cut me off and stole where i was gonna park taking two spaces got a mha sticker on the window

No.24136

that was me sorry

No.24137

thats fine hope you dont mind that i kicked your wheel as i walked past

No.24138

they call him the basted one

No.24139

look at you none of you can agree when to switch threads and youll have this problem every single thread until you fizzle out one by one and return to hima except for the one bitter guy who instigated this and spam posted here at the beginning making it look like it has more support than it does

No.24140

whats your point

No.24141

cant return to hima even if i wanted to turt will ambush me

No.24142

that you may as well come back to hima you will sooner or later anyway

No.24143

uhh what do you mean come back ive been posting on both sites

No.24144

well switch at 2500 problem solved

No.24145

ill go back if everyone else goes back im a follower NOT a leader

No.24146

same

No.24147

got 2k likes on a youtube comment i made last year

No.24148

is otron still raging that hes been left with tubie daycare instead of considering the possibility its a natural effect of his own actions

No.24149

made only one comment on youtube ever and it was the top comment with 50 something likes but the video is gone now

No.24150

never made a comment on youtube but talked in sv3riges stream a few times

No.24151

>>24139
wish i had as much going on in my life to blog about as that guy

No.24152

its NOT that great

No.24153

crying for turtle `innocent victim' tron being bullied by the one unique guy who dislikes him

No.24154

sigh hes just like pnig

No.24155

woke up hey ghosta

No.24156

>>24153
Please stick it in mee hes a lot like the tubie who thought everybody loved his tubie posts and only one guy disliked it

No.24157

feel like people forget just how much of an asshole pnig was time heals all wounds

No.24158

all turt has to do is wait patiently then turtles are good at that

No.24159


No.24160

at least he didnt harass anyones parents

No.24161

>>24156
uh hes right that guy is you

No.24162

>>24159
sigh its just like the three body problem this is bad

No.24163


No.24164

i didnt like the vtuber spammer either simply never said anything because i wasnt bh

No.24165

wow youre such a stoic guy who doesnt take action when someone on hima does something he doesnt like

No.24166

only hated the embed spammers who werent watching what they posted but merely being annoyances like the entube guy

No.24167

can you give examples

No.24168

too late to take action all i can do is ldar

No.24169

love doing nothing as everything around me crumbles to dust

No.24170

guess ill snooze then

No.24171

>>1407237
NOThin weird the loyalists are all cordnorms and corders love tubies

No.24172

>>1407237
>>24171
same ip

No.24173


No.24174

green

No.24175

pathetic jan thinking im checking their cord board to see that post

No.24182

workdays dragging on longer than usual today boss isnt around might just leave

No.24183

love staring at my normhbors roof the tiles are really old and lost most of their color and theres moss growing in between some of them its great

No.24184

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H19_JKw4QN4
Is Buying More RAM a WASTE for Gamers? (2022)

No.24185

>>24183
Sounds like a good time

No.24186

any pics

No.24187

nah

No.24188

oh

No.24189

the oh guy

No.24190

>>24058
does it count as NOT joing if i edge just NOT to completion

No.24191

ya

No.24192

then i havent jod in a few days couldnt tell you the precise number

No.24193

regretting those ice cream sandwiches

No.24194


No.24195

didnt jo for 27 days once then mom asked me to go grocery shopping and i almost spermed when the cashier lady touched my hand so i went back to my room fired up and jod my brains off Please stick it in mee

No.24196

creep

No.24197

they call him the noooger

No.24198

where the hell is that game dungeon

No.24199

its coming next month

No.24200

>>24195
reminds me of that norm song

No.24201

havin a bottle of zerosugarwater

No.24202

>>24195
You were supposed to use that pent up sexual energy to get her number then have sex with her for real instead of imagining it

No.24203

nah those days are over too much trouble and its really NOT that great in the end

No.24204

drinking cold tea sweetened it with some honey

No.24205

himas too misogynistic i think its time for hera

No.24206


No.24207

sigh some good mokuren scenes this week

No.24208

needed to weigh something and mom said not to use the bathroom scale because its off by 5 pounds so she gave me her digital one which she apparently broke and didnt realize and is off by over a hundred pounds

No.24209

nice neet NOT realizing he gained 100 lbs

No.24210

playing league in the jp server

No.24211

die lolnorm

No.24212

ok i wont lol again sorry

No.24213

miss the hima minecraft server now those were the days

No.24214

what about the hima realm last year

No.24215

finished Ya Boy Kongming! damn good anime

No.24216

next seasons lookin good too

No.24217

ya norm chingchong

No.24218

might watch morbius

No.24219

whats normbius

No.24220

not sure but the norms seem to love it

No.24221

sigh he loved morbing out

No.24222

noone told me jashins getting s3

No.24223

homuha banner Please stick it in mee

No.24224

feel danger brewing in my lower abdomen

No.24225

might watch s1 one of these days

No.24226

its epic

No.24227

groan out of antacids

No.24228

the digital scale has to be on the bathroom floor to work not carpet and after all that it turns out the analog one is less than a quarter pound off not 5

No.24229

hear thunder even though its bright and hot outside

No.24230

trying to connect with nature and NOT use the ac but its getting to be too stuffy

No.24231

just might have to crack a nice cold one to cool off

No.24232

only have 4 left and theyre no longer cold from spending the night sitting out on my table

No.24233

got three but theyre the extra sized ones think its about the same as four but i only need one or two

No.24234

norm sized

No.24235

wish i only needed one or two

No.24236

shitted n showered bhole was real joocy finger slid in without any extra lubrication

No.24237

do i have to ask why you were doing that

No.24238

feels good man

No.24239

hes a filthy flippin sodomite

No.24240

ate chickn melt

No.24241

never played dragons dogma only the demo

No.24242

too many weird posts on hima

No.24243

some of those were mine hes a thief cant say im a fan of seeing things i wrote in the bans page

No.24244

dont know whats going on a good amount of those posts are from the last thread

No.24245

cracked

No.24246

its himawaris birthday

No.24247

cant waste any blogs so early in the night probably not going to bed for another 8 hours and i already wasted one after i woke up

No.24248

uh youre NOT supposed to stay up till 4am

No.24249

8 hours from now is 3 i was gonno try to earlysnooze

No.24250


No.24251

>>24246
sexy little himawari

No.24252

shion would never say dude

No.24253

little is NOT how id describe himawari if you get my drift

No.24254

i dont

No.24255

kitty is snoozing on my lap

No.24256


No.24257

mom might end up ordering za today as well

No.24258

nice gf snoozing on your lap

No.24259

what do you mena as well

No.24260

die zabrag

No.24261

she got one yesterday

No.24262

same but i talked her into two because its easier for her to cope with spending all the money at once instead of doing it twice in a row

No.24263

surrounded by zabrags die just die

No.24264

bh

No.24265

nothin die

No.24266

gasbloating

No.24267

from what

No.24268

gas

No.24269

Pedophilia is found in over 9000 species.

Pedophobia is found in only one.

Which one seems "unnatural" now?

No.24270

made grilled cheesers

No.24271

nice gasser

No.24272

gave in fired up the ac

No.24273

sigh even the jans gave up on hima

No.24274

woke up ate another klondike

No.24275

what would you do for a klondike bar

No.24276

woke up hiya

No.24277

>>24273
dont worry runteentled will fend them off

No.24278

went outside today and saw some sexy little succulent juicy sexy babies

No.24279

NOT sure if i can get through #2 feeling dizzy and out of it already

No.24280

did you get any pics

No.24281

weird how plenty of men would pay quite a large sum of money to have access to a virgin lady to do with what theyd like yet a virgin man would have to pay even more to be treated the same as the virgin lady would

No.24282

nah girls love virgin boys theyre freaks

No.24283

well im virgin boy where do i find one of those girls

No.24284

youre a virgin man

No.24285

no im NOT

No.24286

im the youngest poster here whos NOT just a raider im what you might call a former teenbro

No.24287

bloating is turning into cramping

No.24288

>>24286
nice teenblog

No.24289

>>24286
nah thats me and ill always be a teenbro because i had an unlucky roll and wasnt born in the early 80s

No.24290

guess ill snooze

No.24291

>>24286
nah i am

No.24292

im 29

No.24293

hate to break it to you but im NOT even a christmas ham if you catch my drift

No.24294

i dont

No.24295

crampings getting worse guess ill lie down

No.24296

guess ill have soup again tonight hate ripping through the cans so fast theyre expensive

No.24297

what kind

No.24298

the second option from last nights poll

No.24299

i dont open spyware links

No.24300

chicken and snausage gumbo

No.24301

you got any cornbread with that

No.24302

no gonno make a grilled cheeser while its rotating in the cancerbox

No.24303

uh youre supposed to heat it up in a pot on the stove

No.24304

ate 5 grilled cheesers today

No.24305

>>24303
thats only if you need it to stay hot longer

No.24306

almost went over the edge

No.24307

by that i mean spermed there are some real sexy pics out there

No.24308

ejaculate has been thin clear watery for a long time wonder if im impotent

No.24309

if it tastes salty youre fine

No.24310

just jod ending my streak at 9.22 days

No.24311

cracking those blogs

No.24312

i regret pretty much every second of my existence and unfortunately i still remember a huge portion of it

No.24313

stomachs achin not sure why

No.24314

>>24312
then rope already

No.24315

see no other way out and would if i could same as everyone here

No.24316


No.24317

weird

No.24318

hope 1407427 is here

No.24319

really dont see any other way out of this hima things are never turning around

No.24320

its time to start drinking

No.24321

i do

No.24322

be sure to make the norms pay on your way out

No.24323

gonno play with my peepee

No.24324

can i join

No.24325

>>24322
nothin pay i just wish they werent such cartoonishly evil freaks eager to continue destroying the fabric of american society just need them to rewind to 2000s levels so i can handle participating in reality long enough to get a job and make sure mom wont have to be abused by invading mudpeople in a nursing home

No.24326

dont give a flip what the norms are up to i just drink game and watch and mom said if she ever needs to go to a nursing home shed just kill herself instead

No.24327

were trapped in here with them and they ruined gaming

No.24328

well trollied

No.24329

darkshowered and popped some normatonin

No.24330

gonno teenshave tomorrow

No.24331

mom just milked my prostate

No.24332

nothin wrong with gaming

No.24333

lisp just isnt getting the speeds i need might have to learn some c or sepples

No.24334

woke up cant stop thinking about the little lady i saw yesterday sigh

No.24335

pic NOW

No.24336

eatin bacon egg gorgonzola sandwich

No.24337

how many eggs

No.24338

1

No.24339

they call him 1egg

No.24340

forgot my thermos worse forgot it in the freezer hope its NOT exploded when i get back

No.24341

someone left the hob on again
whole living room stunk of lpg

No.24342

read lo but did NOT jo

No.24343

nice nomolojo

No.24344

uh himas getting lots of posts did you all go back without telling me was the entire hima death and exodus to ota a prank simply to leave me behind here

No.24345

its just the bot

No.24346

probably someone trying to artificially inflate the numbers im never going back

No.24347

woke up want to lightshower but mom just took a particularly rancid shite need to wait

No.24348

just use the guest bathroom

No.24349

>>24344
have you actually read any of them

No.24350

big groan some of these shows finish today guess this is the part where i give up and start deleting lest they end up sitting in the seasonal folder to be forgotten forever until i run out of storage space

No.24351

only watched the first two or three episodes of the sexy little ghost baby show didnt watch anything else from this season

No.24352


No.24353

finished playing with my peepee

No.24354

nice pp

No.24357

local store raised the price of pabst by 2 or 3 bucks im ruined

No.24358


No.24359

holy FLIPPPPPPPPpppppppppppp

No.24361

norms lame dungeon

No.24362

getting weird electrical infetterance in my headphones whenever the ac turns on

No.24364

nice dempa

No.24365

is everyone ready for juneteenth

No.24366

ive got my malt liquor and watermelon at the ready

No.24367

developed an armpit fetish over the past year or two wonder if ill ever wake up and find myself attracted to feet too

No.24368

not following the norms this thread is fine

No.24369

only one blog left id planned to hit up the store but a storms brewing

No.24370

saw some sexy bikinid sexy ladies at the beach Please stick it in mee

No.24372

pic

No.24373

>>24369
literally or are you talking about your intestines

No.24374

what do you mena

No.24375

>>24367
same but only for sexy ladies mostly

No.24376

uh were not on hima anymore you can stop pretending to be ped now

No.24377

need to increase the endorphins released from joing its just NOT as exciting these days any suggestions

No.24378

thermos was fine in the freezer in fact i think it didnt even freeze all the way through on the inside let it out for some hours drinking tea now

No.24379

uh were over 2500 time to move

No.24380

im fine moving but NOT to the control freaks special chosen thread youll have to choose a different one now

No.24381

im going to the pissjug thread

No.24383

cant you choose a thread with an image thats pleasant to look at every time i hit home to type a new post this and the last thread were perfect

No.24384

ban that guy that just posted in it to force everyone to pick yet another

No.24388

why do we have to move thought you guys werent having any issues loading the thread

No.24389

crying ill never get to see 3k posts

No.24392

>>24388
im not but im a leader not a follower

No.24394

unc gave sis 500 for her bday

No.24395


No.24396

what the flip is your unc a millionaire

No.24397


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No.24402

unc is a millionaire but hes nice

No.85017

I am an incomparable homoOOOO



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