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No. 10819

uh haha

No.10820

why is it down

No.10821

lets discuss this on ghost instead of bothering the good people of ota

No.10822

>>10821
suck my cock otafag

No.10823

see what I mean admins always get stalkers like a guy even made a sim of him I WANT A FRIGGIN STALKER
NIODUEWf enfiulenbfhelbafearezrEWFD

No.10824

>>10823
but pnig isnt admin of anything

No.10825

can you please shit up some other board, thanks in advance

No.10826

>>10823
There isn't a single spinoff with a stalked admin and even Trevor was stalked before he launched Trevchan

No.10827


No.15741

>>10824
uhhhh hahaha

No.45193

>>10824
sigh he didnt know

No.45197

Does He Know?

No.45423

woke up to a nice winter storm its a white christmas

No.45425

its NOT christmas yet

No.45426

making chicken sandwiches today

No.45427

already burnt out on normsmas lets just get it over with and move on

No.45429

i can hear mom struggling on the phone with the grocery store and im raging

No.45432

love a good cold snap

No.45433

>>45431
same left all the canned food and clothes mom got me for normsmas in the trunk a week ago

No.45434

we ruined an innocent mans life

No.45435

storms NOT even that bad the driveway isnt even fully covered NOT worth shoveling yet

No.45436

>>45434
i didnt do nothin

No.45437

you stood by and watched

No.45441

sick of threadrager now i have to keep two open instead of just taking it easy

No.45442

gonna try steaming my sandwich bread instead of toasting it

No.45444

steamed not toasted

No.45445

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.45446

gonno have a sandwich for dinner

No.45447


No.45448

just remembered the cyberpunk dystopia were all trapped in

No.45449

guess ill start slammin dont really care if i run out might do me some good to take a few days off

No.45450


No.45451

one of the lightbulbs in the ceiling fan is flickering

No.45452


No.45453

hate that norms voice and sperg mannerisms

No.45454

he posts here

No.45455

thought canachink was left behind

No.45457

woke up hey guys not feelin so great

No.45458

sigh cant believe you abandoned the christmas thread before the new year what is this world coming to

No.45459

as my good friend naruto would say believe it

No.45460

gonna need a little hair o the blog to deal with this

No.45461

it went over 2500 we had to move

No.45462

im a follower not a leader

No.45463

got banned on 4 for saying i hate troons as a rule 1 violation the tranny jannies arent even trying to hide the fact that no transphobia is an unwritten rule

No.45465

big bro picked up isekai ojisan

No.45466

i wish i could care but i havent posted on the 4 in over 6 years and if i did i would be getting banned all the time anyway

No.45468


No.45469

i dont care either but in the old days they would ban you for things that were actually written in the otherwise completely unenforced rules

No.45471

love owning agps on the interwebz

No.45472

left behind i feel betrayed

No.45473

if you arent american that probably does violate your local laws

No.45474

no one loves trannies and buddies more than americans dont get it twisted

No.45475

and yet im legally allowed to say i despise them on the internet

No.45476

trans rights

No.45477

guy i went to highschool with became an antitranny activist he goes and gives speeches in the city square about how trannys are all evil freaks who want to rape children and destroy women dont think anyone listens except the rest of his antitranny organization though

No.45478

>>45473
i live in tennessee

No.45479

thought you were freak

No.45480

freak loves gay rights

No.45481

havent seen freak lately

No.45482

>>45477
hes not wrong and its good to have a hobby

No.45483

all norms know about trannies is bruce jenner and rupaul the sodomites operate by hiding the reality of everything they do used to be they stayed in their gayborhoods but now they run the internet

No.45484

cant wait for the new season of i am jazz

No.45485

if we had been born 15 years later our moms would have castrated us for acting too girly

No.45486

sigh if only we had been so lucky

No.45487

>>45485
i was castrated im missing a foreskine

No.45488

you fell for the oldest friendish trick in the book

No.45489

weeping for the cutbros

No.45490

was born in john harvey kelloggs backyard my skin never stood a chance

No.45491

i think by the time we were born it was just a racket for the friends to steal what was ours and sell it as an anti aging cream ingredient and not because of the protestants

No.45492

popped some profen

No.45493

your poor stomach lining

No.45494

big day today internet went down so i watched a few episodes of minami ke and gccx on the laptop one episode from both of those shows coincidentally turned out to be christmas episodes had some snacks while watching then after that i shoveled the sidewalk in front of the house and a guy who was walking by said that a flat spade shovel would be good for shoveling the icy snow just nodded and went back to shoveling with the plastic plow then switched to the spade after to clean up the ice got a painful cramp in my thumb by the end went back inside and heated up my 3rd attempted batch of chili this time with a secret ingredient and ate dinner on the couch while watching some more gccx then checked if the internet was back up and it was so i caught up on ghost and now im gaming

No.45495

to long

No.45496

sigh the minami sisters wish i could visit and lounge in their apartment

No.45497


No.45498

bet i could have passed for an extremely sexy sexy lady if i had a kana to trick me into it

No.45499

visited my dying gram and gramps havent seen them in years didnt recognize them at all but she said im handsome

No.45500

>>45494
phew now thats a day what was the secret ingredient

No.45501

a big slab of fileted salmon

No.45502


No.45503

>>45501
sorry i asked

No.45504

why its good

No.45505

ill have to take your word for it

No.45506

wonder if ill be in a good mood on sunday i dont really care about normsmas and if mom had somewhere else to go id just ignore it

No.45507


No.45508

pasted love industrial accident animations

No.45509

just been reading mtl xianxia for 14 hours a day for the past couple months think my brain has finally rotted away entirely

No.45510

>>45507
tardlaughing

No.45511

bored but its more like i cant decide what to do

No.45512

fire up a jo

No.45513

i do that far too much as it is

No.45514

how about drinking

No.45515

got jumpscared by the gelbooru homepage

No.45516

you get what you deserve sexnorm

No.45517

>>45514
do that far too much as it is too and ive already been doing it for a few hours

No.45518

have you tried gaming

No.45519

would if i could i tried yesterday or the day before

No.45520

how about watching then

No.45521

theres too much to watch

No.45522

so joing drinking gaming and watching are all no good what the flip else is there im out of ideas

No.45523

watch this

No.45524

>>45522
f5 and post all night about how im bored

No.45525

skip the f5 and get a nice autoupdate script

No.45526

it builds character

No.45527

listening to this song on repeat feel like its the best song of the album and the caramel dancing one is overrated
https://files.catbox.moe/l1tog4.flac

No.45528

sigh

No.45529

thought the flacnorm was dead

No.45530


No.45531

typically go for 320kbps mp3 but sometimes flac is the most convenient download and i dont care enough to convert

No.45532

thought you were supposed to use v0 over 320k

No.45533

i feel you man

No.45534

known feelie

No.45535

havin some fish and fries

No.45536

tardar sauce or malt vibuddy

No.45537

love fish n chips soak the fish in tartar sauce dip the fries in ketchup its a perfectly well balanced delicious meal

No.45538

>>45536
both Please stick it in mee

No.45539

feast on

No.45540

burnt me tongue in over eagerness sigh

No.45541

owned

No.45542

you dont have to rub it in

No.45543

groan remembered mom wants to go to the store tomorrow and will be waking me up to make me go with her

No.45544

uhh does she know the stores are closed on christmass

No.45545

thats on sunday

No.45546

take a look at the date and calculate what tomorrow is dingus

No.45547

im referring to the tomorrow that begins when i regain consciousness after snoozing it doesnt matter that its the middle of the night on the 24th

No.45548

guess if were just making up definitions however we want then christmass can be on the 24th and the stores can be closed then

No.45549

oh ok

No.45550

suck me bitch

No.45551

have some christmas spirit

No.45552

didnt win a single game today

No.45553

i wouldnt suck it

No.45554

its not your fault theres nothing you can do with a noob team holding you back

No.45555

gonno eat some salami and american cheese then snooze

No.45556


No.45557

sigh ken sama

No.45558

wonder what rawhide kobayashi is up to

No.45559

jod to sexy little you know whats

No.45560

is it toes

No.45561

those were part of it but not the whole

No.45562

oh it was feet

No.45563

not quite completely but feet were involved

No.45564

the footjoer

No.45565

think i have to stop joing for good soon

No.45566

uhh cant i jo to a sexy you know what who happens to have bare feet without being called a footjoer

No.45567

mere coincidence im sure

No.45568

well it didnt hurt

No.45569

a festivus for the rest of us

No.45570

mom wants me to pick a normsmas movie to watch

No.45571


No.45572

wish i had a nice soy pale ale

No.45573

sigh guess i gotta go with the mistletoe secret

No.45574

like my good friend neetblog always says white pride worldwide

No.45575

that doesnt sound like something neetblog would say

No.45576

hate that last bit of mustard that gets stuck in the bottle i paid for that extra teaspoon

No.45577

get the scissors out and cut the bottle in twain and spoon it out

No.45578

dont want to make a mess and ive already walked past mom snoozing on the couch 3 times to make more sandwiches dont want to push my luck going for the scissors

No.45579

ate 2 joulutorttus

No.45580

ive got 2 or 3 more unopened bottles though Please stick it in mee

No.45581

what kind of mustard is it

No.45582

jalapenis

No.45583

>>45581
horseradish

No.45584

you mena wasabi grated over 9000 times

No.45585


No.45587

had a nice 13 hours snooze worrying about the kitty gonno send the cleaning lady there to check

No.45588

>>45585
sigh he loved intel nvidia builds

No.45589

gonno celebrate the birth of christ with shiranui construction

No.45590

woke up dreamed i was ordered to kill someone but i kidnapped them instead

No.45591

hope you gave them a nice raping

No.45592

lizes owning furen

No.45593

nah i woke up before anything could happen

No.45595

stomach gurgling

No.45596

big sigh whenever i fantasize about sex it always invariably ends up devolving into child flip

No.45597

uh devolving

No.45598

found a soypa in the fridge

No.45599

popped smore profen but its NOT helping

No.45600

merry christmas and happy holidays ghosta

No.45601

watching a nice kdrama

No.45602

>>45600
uh NOT yet it isnt

No.45603

hope mom gave up on the dumb idea of going to the store

No.45604

woke up merry xmas ghoty

No.45605

dont like the ghoty guy

No.45606

same

No.45607

theres more than one ghotybro

No.45608

gonno download a christ mass movie or two to placate mom

No.45609

festivus is over

No.45610

getting real sick of normsmas shite everywhere gonna longsnooze till the 26th

No.45611

the grinch

No.45612

mom got owned buying my underwear in late november or whenever it was for 50 or 60 percent off just checked and its at 80 percent off now wonder if she can return and repurchase

No.45613

lookin forward to them at least ive needed to upgrade my gear for a while now that 38 inch waistband is gonno change my life

No.45615

>>45585
couldnt even get her a 4090 huh

No.45616


No.45617


No.45618

>>45615
*60ti is as high as anyone will ever need to go with a novideo product

No.45619

or any video card really whats the point im sticking with 1080p until its not possible to buy them new anymore

No.45620

ya i love my 360hz 1080p cant wait to get a 480hz

No.45621

you dont need anything more than 85hz thats the highest i ever saw my monitor 20 years ago go and thats what lcds are still trying to compete with

No.45622

cant go back to 1080p now that ive experienced the glory of pasted 1440p

No.45623

jerked but didnt sperm

No.45624

are there scaling problems already takes forever to set up games on wangblows 7 dont want to add resolution fiddling into it

No.45625

never had any issues

No.45626

does it just slightly letterbox 1080p

No.45627

at gram and gramps watchin the ol pigskin game

No.45628

wouldnt mind watching some sportsball but i got mom to stop paying for cable

No.45629

its ota

No.45630

whats ota

No.45631


No.45632

lost my ability to longsnooze

No.45633

welcome to the club

No.45634

never been good at snoozing when i was young it was because i was too high energy and now its because im too low energy and start thinking in bed unless im about to pass out

No.45635

what are you thinking about

No.45636

im guessing the same things we all think about without any distraction from reality

No.45637

usually when that happens im thinkin about sexy ladies

No.45638

love daydreaming about sex for hours

No.45639

why not just have sex

No.45640

might gift myself an escortflip for xmas

No.45641

the kind of sex i want is frowned upon and unavailable to me

No.45642

ive given up on reality

No.45643

>>45637
lucky

No.45644

>>45642
just when i think im out they pull me back in

No.45645

sigh i can never figure out how to make a coc bow build work in poe just want to try something different with all of the cool gear ive accumulated in standard

No.45646


No.45647

got a cock for you to blow right here

No.45648

poured a thick glass o nog

No.45649

nanahira posted a new pizza song

No.45650

wish i had some bourbon so i could nog it up instead of having to drink all these beers maybe next year

No.45651

mom bought steaks so as long as i get 4 or 5 down before dinner i should still be able to keep going after i digest

No.45652

think the cool kids are all doing coc tornado shot ice spear with asenaths chant and maloneys quiver to apply curses and stuff

No.45653

got something sent to me from normazon im sure whoever did it was trying to be nice but theyve really just updated my information with the botnet

No.45654

the problem is i cant get my damage up to a reasonable level in pob feel like im completely clueless and dont understand how this game works at all

No.45655

havent had a normazon account in 8 or 9 years but someone was nice enough to give them my address thanks a lot it better be something good

No.45656

just go on poe.ninja and look at the pobs of the people on the leaderboards who are playing coc tornado shot and adjust accordingly

No.45657

https://files.catbox.moe/34lmPlease forgive my rudeness.gif

No.45658

wasnt worth manually editing that url dont bother

No.45659

owned

No.45660

existence has owned me far more than any mere mortal ever could dont flatter yourself

No.45662

owned x2

No.45663

>>45655
waiting for the unboxing stream

No.45664

bought 16 gigs of ram

No.45665

took me a few minutes to remember that filter just to see a tubegif shouldve listened to >>45658

No.45666

anyone home

No.45667

Please stick it in mee

No.45668

think the Please stick it in mee meme was my lifes greatest accomplishment

No.45669

Please stick it in mee or Please stick it in mee

No.45670

think he means Please stick it in mee

No.45671

new sseth

No.45672

die skipteen

No.45673

you cant just tell people to die wheres the yuletide cheer

No.45674


No.45675

>>45663
it was just a normazon giftcard doubt it was worth my privacy doesnt even say the amount on it

No.45676

use amazon gift cards on a separate account to buy sex toys privately Please stick it in mee

No.45677

what do you need sex toys for were healthy young men lets just put ourselves out there

No.45678

wonder why the norms try to ban sex dolls then refuse to flip us

No.45679

gf loves the beads

No.45680

did women just get so bored of being able to flip anyone at any time that they had to pick up things from deviant cools or what

No.45681

wonder how my future wife will react when she finds the sexy lady folder

No.45682

simply get an ageplay gf

No.45683


No.45684

sigh he loved that skit

No.45685

the next xmas with pnig is gonno be baste hes gonno stream a nice xmas cooking then some xmas anime eps then puyo puyo and

No.45686


No.45687

having a hard time cracking i ate too much theres no room

No.45688

Parag Agrawal, the former CEO of Twitter, has been arrested for possession of child pornography after a tip off from Elon Musk.

No.45689

sigh pnig doesnt even know the wkuk guy is dead

No.45690

ready to rope again after searching that sentence which linked to the gaia conspiracy board and seeing the headlines no one told me those philip k dick books i read as a kid were real accounts of the future

No.45691

>>45689
hes probably still pissed at him for making him think his cousin would react that way to him having her baby pictures

No.45692


No.45693

thinkin bout bilbo

No.45694

picked the slow delivery option for my ram

No.45695

ram or ram

No.45696


No.45697

hope its some nice ddr5

No.45698

>>45693
hes only 3 feet tall

No.45699

do they even sell ddr5 in 16gb

No.45700

ya but hes the greatest little hobbit of them all

No.45701


No.45702

never minded the watermark it helps me position my windows properly on my screen

No.45703

what watermark

No.45704

uh youre supposed to use a tiling window manager for that

No.45705

im keeping it real with 8gb of ddr3 anything else and youre just enabling your low attention span

No.45706

norm span

No.45707

nothin more norm than not being able to focus on anything for more than 3 seconds now that they made it popular

No.45708

nah i was doing that way before the norms appropriated it

No.45709

doesnt make it NOT norm

No.45710

oh so is breathing norm now too

No.45711


No.45712

>>45708
doesnt matter theyve appropriated it its time to move on

No.45713

bought 32gb ram just to browse hima and then everyone moved here sigh

No.45714

>>45705
im using 4gb thats why i ordered more

No.45715

was using 4 until maybe 2017 i dont remember think ill skip over the 16gb meme entirely and go straight to 32 next time

No.45716

letting out some vile farts

No.45717

how about a nice round 64

No.45718

>>45716
same shouldnt have eaten that extra chili

No.45719

whats the use case for 64 other than keeping a larger obs replay buffer in memory for clipping tubers

No.45720

dont know what that means but i love my 64 gigs

No.45721

glad i dont pay taxes if this norm is using it to buy massive amounts of ram for that

No.45722

gonno listen to the rest of the relay from bed hope nene doesnt tard out the raid

No.45723

wish i could just swipe for more ram

No.45724


No.45725

love christmas love consuming

No.45726

wish aris would stream something other than poe

No.45727

already picked out my gifts like ive been doing since my tweens so anything i didnt is a wildcard nothing will ever top having a dream about getting a gayboy advance and actually getting one from one of moms rich friends so i dont get invested

No.45728

freaked myself out watching sadako vids sigh hope i can manage to sleep tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ5ZTUnXj6o

No.45729

wonder if mom can see the irony in me picking out a shirt that says workwear on the tag when i dont have a job i hope not i dont want her to make a comment

No.45730

bet aris is gonno stream smw next week when mom drags me up to grans and ill miss the whole thing because they dont have internet up there

No.45731

ask them if theyll adopt me that sounds great

No.45732

what sounds great about it you have to walk 45 minutes to the nearest mcdonalds just to check hima

No.45733

uh so youre saying they have no internet but you can walk 45 minutes without getting killed walking on the shoulder of a rural road are they just choosing to not have it or what

No.45734

its NOT that rural if gramps was still alive they would have internet but gran doesnt do online so its just a waste of money for her

No.45735

really no reason to have internet access for more than an hour a day i know ill never be free of it but unlimited access isnt fun like it used to be

No.45736


No.45737

simply unplug the ethernet cord

No.45738

uh i have but if i can just plug it back in i will

No.45739

think im gonno put the stand on the tv i got mom for normsmas so i can sneak it into her room im too lazy to wrap it

No.45740

might get a nice lg c2 42" if theres a nice deal after the holidays

No.45741

dont have any money so its a 32 incher at 1080p only bought it to shut her up after her last one broke

No.45742

uh thats a pc monitor

No.45743

says tv on the box and it doesnt have any mind control rays or surveillance features on the remote if i had 500 bucks id buy her a big one and try and cut the microphone wire in the remote but we got one of those once and it died within 4 years

No.45744

maybe you shouldnt have cut wires inside it

No.45745

there were no microphones in the remote on mid range tvs in 2016 or at least not in the one i told her to get

No.45746

sigh some norm left fingerprints on it from the distribution center dont know where the microfiber cloth is because i never clean my screen

No.45747

pic

No.45748

what if moms lurking and sees the pic before the morning

No.45749

shes NOT

No.45750

phew its a miracle someone just started seeding christmas vacation after 12 hours of it being stalled too bad i dont want to unplug my computer and bring it into the living room tomorrow

No.45751

wait that guys gonno rage i mena when i wake up in 10 hours

No.45752

love obsessively looking at the package delivery status

No.45753

twats being delivered

No.45754

language

No.45755

is it a thesaurus

No.45756

the what saurus

No.45757

>>45753
the metal soap bar i ordered

No.45758

sega

No.45759

thats girl shite they dont do anything moms had one of those for like 14 years in the kitchen drawer for garlic and onion fingers i say why waste a good smell

No.45760

thats because she didnt have a high quality japanese steel soap bar

No.45761

even if she had one i still love me some garlic or onion fingeys

No.45762

sleep gambled and lost

No.45763

love gambling with moms card

No.45764

need to learn how to cheat and go to a casino before im forced to mcwage

No.45765

sis wedding is at a casino but its NOT really a casino some officers just used to play card there

No.45766

uh officers

No.45767

problem officer?

No.45768

what seems to be the officer problem

No.45769

>>45764
they just ban you if you win too much and you get blacklisted not worth it

No.45770

im sure that would happen quickly because my life has been so full of constant wins

No.45771


No.45772

forgot how unsettling he looked with glasses on

No.45773

uh haha

No.45774

he had it flippin made but got arrogant enough to think he could uh haha his way out of sexy lady snap

No.45775

wonder how many different men have flipped tg since hes been in the slammer

No.45776

bored as hell gonno fire up a donghua

No.45777

woke up merry christmas ghost

No.45778

snoozin night ghotty

No.45779

dont wake up

No.45780

wish i didnt wake up

No.45781

why you wouldnt get to post w/ your buds on the g anymore

No.45782

hate those technorms

No.45783

havent been to 4g in a while might post a nice desktop

No.45784

back to le /g/

No.45785

sigh jordan

No.45786

>>45719
adobe aftereffects uses 64gb to apply a contrast filter

No.45787


No.45788

new ross

No.45789

eating christmas waffles

No.45790


No.45791

ate those yesterday

No.45792

moms being a lazybones and wont get out of bed guess ill watch some christmas eps

No.45793

got some stuff dont really care but most of it is food and ive got that ross to watch later so im covered for snacks

No.45794

gonno watch some ross and holo amongus meself

No.45795

mom always manages to find good stuff at a huge discount she got me a hickory farm tray a hot sauce kit and a griddle for under 50 bucks

No.45796

hot sauce is the most norm condiment

No.45797

i am a norm and my brain is fried have to use lots of seasoning on food for the dopamine drips to flow

No.45798

at gram and gramps house feasted hard now im bloated

No.45800

woke up hey hows it goin

No.45801

think im gonno make vegetable soup

No.45802

been feasting hard for the past few days

No.45803

only put half a cabbage in hope im not making a mistake

No.45804


No.45805

put the other half of the cabbage in im hoping it lasts for a while because im gonno keep padding the leftovers out with rice and sausages

No.45806

nice cabbage patch kid

No.45807

crying for the guy who can barely afford a whole cabbage for his christmas meal

No.45808

nothin afford just didnt want to overflow the pot

No.45809

sigh its okay you dont need to put on airs for us

No.45810

nah got tons of stuff gonno be eating good tonight

No.45811

the poorfag

No.45812

feasted then grazed then ate then feasted more hb am i stuffed might snack later

No.45813

these undies are slightly big but i dont think theyre gonno slide down or anything the mediums stop at 35 inches or something and these start at 37 so im right in the gap

No.45814

mind the gap

No.45815

woke up hey guys hows it going

No.45816

die

No.45817

gonno shower boil up some shrimp and watch a normsmas movie with mom

No.45818

sounds good

No.45819

might go get some wine and watch the new ross

No.45820

woke up gonno heat up some okonomiyaki for breakfast

No.45821

>>45818
they were but not as good as the last bag

No.45822

nice shrimpbag

No.45823

good chance i ate more than a few shite veins too i got lazy cleaning them and half of them didnt have one visible without cutting it almost in half

No.45824

time for some fish and fries

No.45825

groan internets out and normphone gets a few seconds of connection at a time

No.45826

new tileman

No.45827

groan either the buttons on my shirt cuff werent there when i bought it or they got ripped off when mom washed it hate having to roll them up

No.45828

hate when I feast so hard the buttons pop off and fly under the dresser

No.45829


No.45830

christmas is over time to snack and watch the new ross

No.45831

theres 39 minutes left

No.45833

>>45830
think ill join you tomorrow its back to yet another day of living in hell on earth

No.45834

wasnt a bad distraction though and ive got one blog left summer sausage cheese and sour cream and onion chips sounds like a hell of a way to cap it off to me

No.45835


No.45836

had a festive prismasperm

No.45837

>>45835
phew where do i get a gf like that

No.45838

you cant handle one like that start small and work your way up

No.45839

theres no time for that we have to jump right in to the deep end and sink or swim

No.45840

gonno watch then sperm and snooze if my download finishes by the end of the new ross

No.45841

suppose ill attempt a snooze

No.45842

only one on ghosty

No.45843

failed epicly

No.45844


No.45845


No.45846

glad i figured out quickly that summer snausage casing wasnt edible only ate a quarter of it first

No.45847

wish a sexy lady turned me into her meat vibrator

No.45848


No.45849

phew

No.45850

now thats vile

No.45851

it happens to the best of us

No.45852

got about 72 eggs left in the fridge im thinkin its egg week

No.45853

never fertilized an egg

No.45854

uh

No.45855

uhhh

No.45856

uuhhh

No.45857

ay ghoty what up

No.45858

die nig

No.45859

ate some kwanza waffles mom asked me why i didnt heat them up before eating and said i was like an insane person going off my rocker but they were delicious regardless think i might even prefer them cold

No.45860

woke up had a nice jap highschool dream

No.45861

uh kwanza isnt a real holiday its just some shite angry nigs that hate christmas made up 50 years ago

No.45862

its on my calendar and thats good enough for me

No.45863

rosswatched

No.45864

had a snap dream but i wasnt the potato chef

No.45865

>>45861
still cant believe mom had money stolen out of her paychecks by the government so they could talk to us about a fake holiday made up 30 years prior in a public 97+ percent white school

No.45866

die whitey

No.45867

love me some vegetable soup on day 2 its like chili its more concentrated after a night in the fridge

No.45868

weird how norms just leave their normazon and normflix and other subscriptions running forever just let the friends slowly leech their bank accounts with 20 different subscriptions they dont even use

No.45869

whats weird about that sharing is caring

No.45870

>>45868
uh the whole point of having a bank account is so the friends in the government can steal from it and you get nothing in return at least on normazon mom no longer has to arbitrarily spend 25 bucks anymore for free shipping

No.45871

uh if its 25bux then its NOT free

No.45872

glad im on neetbux Please stick it in mee rather steal from them than have them steal from me

No.45873

theyre stealing your dignity

No.45874

wonder what having dignity is like

No.45875

feel like i could walk back and forth on moms new rug all day it feels incredible on my feet wonder if this might be an autism thing

No.45876

gonna poop wish me luck

No.45877

glhf

No.45878

dont like my rug its just here for sound dampening

No.45879

pooped smoothly forgot to post since i got distracted by the molding strawberries in the kitchen

No.45880

pic

No.45881

need to have sex

No.45882

go flip yourself

No.45883

have to stop sperming entirely and see what happens

No.45884

you couldnt even last a month

No.45885

spermed in my sleep for the first time a few months ago felt like i was pissing

No.45886


No.45887

love pissing maybe ill try it out

No.45888

been the master of my domain for nearly a week

No.45889

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.45890

>>45888
has your real life started

No.45891

got an overfeasting fever think its my body trying to burn calories

No.45892

no i havent received my complementary teengf yet

No.45893

family trip for four days now and i feel like roping its like im in unknown territory and my brain cant relax for even a second and just keeps sipping on cortisol im going back home tomorrow by myself

No.45894

hb looking forward to the vacation pics and stories

No.45895

woke up and spermed guess ill shiteshower

No.45896

>>45893
you already relax all the time whats the problem

No.45897

wish i could relax

No.45898

gleeked a few times while chomping down on my chicken sandwich

No.45899

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFQZNmoAJ4
need a nice kama 『tard alter』 lgf

No.45900


No.45901

>>45896
i need to relax at least once every three days its not by choice trust me on this one

No.45902

relax or relax

No.45903

crack open a can of relax juice surely you stuffed your backpack with them

No.45904

havent had normffeine or normahol or jerked it since tuesday im on a detox but thatll end tomorrow or the day after

No.45905

unc drank all 18 blogs and two bottles of gin by himself today only got coke zero and orange juic

No.45906

jerkjacked it twice today already im on a tox

No.45907

>>45905
when its time to party unc will party hard

No.45908

youll fry your dopamine receptors

No.45909

my regular 3 dollar pair of fake wool socks i get for christmas every year already look like a shedding animal i wonder if mom washed them wrong

No.45910

surprisingly didnt get any socks or underwear this year just a duvet duvet cover longjohns calendar and chocolate

No.45911

you dont seem to understand

No.45912

mom got me nice socks and pants she said theyll be good for job interviews

No.45913

understand what

No.45914

>>45912
Please stick it in mee

No.45915

didnt get nothin me and mom have a no present agreement

No.45916

uh what about santa youre not on the naughty list are you

No.45917

what about rich aunt

No.45918

ejaculated to some nice western art

No.45919

only got uncles and theyre all dead from alcoholism or suicide

No.45920

sounds about right

No.45921

love getting bullied by u marie olga cant wait to sue chaldea

No.45922

dont know what any of that means

No.45923

always wanted to be the cool uncle but sis isnt having kids anytime soon and im NOT cool

No.45924

cool or cool

No.45925

neither

No.45926

got a cool unc myself his bf is cool too

No.45927

did they teach you how NOT to tear the skin

No.45928

no were estranged

No.45929

washed down some sleeping pills with caffeine lets see who wins the battle

No.45930

watching a korean teen drama and dont care who knows

No.45931

wait what the flip this is thai

No.45932

thai are superior to gooks

No.45933

fire up reborn rich

No.45934

fired it up

No.45935

might fire up that ross soon i didnt watch it last night

No.45936

>>45929
youll probably just be really tired but unable to fall asleep

No.45937

if theyre prescription i doubt a few sugarwaters would do anything

No.45938

popped a moderate 75mg of normhenhydramine in lieu of blogs just to flippin snooze before 9am

No.45939


No.45940

eatin candy

No.45941

watched the first two episodes of reborn rich they were flipping epic now its time to snooze

No.45942


No.45943

groan sat in chocolate and it looks like i shat meself

No.45944

pic

No.45945

feelin empty its times like this you really need a tard sexy ladygf to tard out and go to the amusement park with

No.45946

hello everyone this is running on empty food review

No.45947

sigh

No.45948

wonder if going to a maid cafe is like going to a hooters

No.45949

never been to hooters whats it like

No.45950

if wed had cool uncles to take us to hooters we wouldnt have ended up like this

No.45951

no hooters or anything like that here it was over before it even began

No.45952

wait you losers are still hopeless romantic? thought we all graduated to vol ages ago

No.45953

ban

No.45954

thought we were all pedcels here

No.45955

im p

No.45956

thats the oatman himself tard

No.45957

ghost appeared in my dream

No.45958

that cant be true nobody has more sympathy and patience for hopeless romantics than teenmin

No.45959

chadmin is neither in nor vol

No.45960

when i was 14 i decided i would only get a gf if one came and propositioned me and even then i might say no

No.45961

crying its over

No.45962

it never even started

No.45963

enjoying my life prologue cant wait for the real thing to start

No.45964

it starts when ashes of creation releases

No.45965

all i ever wanted was a daughter. make cookies together. lull her to sleep. nurse her back to health when she's sick. please, let me hold my child in my arms.

No.45966

raid

No.45967

>>45960
wouldve worked if you were born a girl your wires got crossed from having no father figure

No.45968

ya i know thats why i always knew feminism was bullshit

No.45969

dropped a nice footlong

No.45970

think i got tartar buildup on the inside of my front teeth tongue is raw from prodding at it

No.45971

pretty good genetics think i couldve got a gf in my teens if i asked a chink and flipped her and marriage trapped her with a nice kid but its over now

No.45972

i would reject any gf who would have me as a bf

No.45973

what if its a tard lgf who just doesnt know any better

No.45974

>>45972
what if they just want your green card

No.45975

wouldve thrived in any other era

No.45976

well youre just in time because were entering a new era now

No.45977

covid was supposed to vindicate our life choices but it was just a flu

No.45978


No.45979

got a girlfriend for three months now

Gonna go get my dick sucked now
See you losers later

No.45980

no ones streaming sigh guess ill watch enna

No.45981


No.45982

on a train

No.45983

nice train otaku

No.45984


No.45985

wonder why the retarded friends over at youtube decided to remove the functionality to sort a channels videos from oldest to newest they must have a reason beyond being fliptarded

No.45986

dropped a nice footlong

No.45987


No.45988

hate the guy who steals my posts

No.45989

in an airport gonna be on a plane soon

No.45990

theyre gonno pull you out of line and demand to image your phones storage

No.45991

they pulled me aside to rifle through my bag but my phones clean

No.45992

hate the guy who steals my posts

No.45993

vowed to never buy a light colored pair of underwear again but the cheapest was to get pairs of grey and black

No.45994

love my whitey tighteys

No.45995

pic

No.45996

creep

No.45997

I do NOT wear underwear

No.45998


No.45999

love how mom wants the tv i got her to go in a stupid place but also doesnt want to see a surge protector dangling in mid air

No.46000

now boarding

No.46001

woke up shortsnoozed then longsnoozed after downing those pills and caffeine

No.46002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLuGJGyCS90
never was able to see these before but i got it with this one

No.46003

never seen an ips panel in person before there isnt that much backlight bleeding but its worse than my tn panel

No.46004

right eye feels weird like clouded and desensitized

No.46005

crazy how the norms are still trying to convince people that ips is better than tn

No.46006

sigh forgot the PREDICTABLE filter isnt active on ghost

No.46007

tvs were already perfected before we were born the norms just wanted them to be thinner and break more easily so they could keep spending money

No.46008

hate having things just werk and not needing to buy a new tv every 3 years

No.46009


No.46010

crts would have been perfect if they got them to weigh half as much

No.46011

no pain no gain

No.46012

a 20 incher is 70lbs by the end we had a 32 incher 4:3 and it took at least 3 men to move

No.46013


No.46014

was able to move a 27 inch up two flights of stairs by myself as a scrawny teen and im only half a man what was your excuse

No.46015

spermed

No.46016

>>46010
crts are worse than qdoled its over gramps

No.46017

sigh need a kpop gf stat

No.46018

good to know that they finally made something better than the cathode ray tube after 100 years

No.46019

love buying a tv that costs more than a used car filled with tracking devices that burns in after 2 years

No.46020

cooking my world famous chicken pasta

No.46021

woke up hey guys

No.46022

i feel like i could have handled and achieved a normal life if i had been born in the early 80s and died before 2010 but im really not equipped for this nightmare dystopian technohell the norms have been cheering for

No.46023

wish someone had told me my teens and adulthood would take place in 1984 so i could have found the nearest bridge 25 years ago

No.46024

think ill start shotgunning and make some hotdogs and beans

No.46025

cannot fathom having the slop that is beans in any shape or form

No.46026

whats the problem

No.46027

miss fighting count draynor over and over while it rained hard and the cleaning lady cleaned sigh those were the days

No.46028

>>46021
hey dont forget to read and highlight

No.46029

time for a big ol pair of ham and cheesers

No.46030

whats going on those bad boys

No.46031

onion jalapenos mayo and hotsauce

No.46032

nothin wrong with that id do the same meself Please stick it in mee

No.46033

not a big fan of onions

No.46034

my condolences

No.46035

>>46033
raw or

No.46036

wish i could still cry feel like a good cry would be nice

No.46037

havent cried in years

No.46038

gonno take a shower get a haircut put on a suit and learn to code

No.46039

technology is how the norms oppress us

No.46040

i dont have programmer brain

No.46041

simply get on hrt

No.46042

i already am i used a plastic fork earlier today

No.46044

got a bag of carolina snapper cheetos here

No.46045

wonder when the caffeine headaches go away

No.46046

coalgirls doesnt have a website anymore i guess

No.46047

sigh it just happened a month ago too

No.46048

coalnorms

No.46049

nothin wrong with a big ol bd rip

No.46050


No.46051

always like coalgirls since their files were so big the quality must have been as well

No.46052

it was

No.46053

cant afford to waste bandwidth on bloatgirls for me its a nice deadfish encode

No.46054

theres no such thing as bandwith anymore

No.46055

wish i had hot girls trying to molest me like fooly cooly why couldnt i have had his life

No.46056

forgot to post today Please stick it in mee

No.46057


No.46058

my life is just like an amv of a gainax or trigger show except only in my head

No.46059

im thinkin about thos rolling falling scrambling girls

No.46060

is it irony that my room shares a wall with the bathroom yet i still piss in bottles and cans

No.46061

never fell for the pissbottle meme

No.46062

nothin meme its something you get or you dont i did it first without ever knowing about it i simply realized it made logical sense that i should piss in the taco bell cup instead of walking to the bathroom while gaming

No.46063

used to piss in bushes as a shota much prefer that its natural

No.46064

sigh was still pissing in the backyard a few years ago

No.46065

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to piss in his own backyard? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different.

No.46066

>>46056
theres nothing funny about forgetting to post

No.46067

what if he has a funny reason

No.46068

these carolina snapper cheetos are pretty good i prefer the way white people brands do hot snacks they taste more like the regular thing with peppers instead of the industrial acid bathed things the you know whats eat

No.46069

got a sweat going hoo boy those are good they remind me of eating some nice buffalo pretzels and playing oblivion as a wee laddieteen in ye olde 2007

No.46070

>>46068
no i dont know whats who are they

No.46071

one of those guys pnig would have been if he didnt have a white half corrupting his mind with anime and vichan documentation

No.46072

whos pnig

No.46073

you know that guy that did the things

No.46074

sigh guess hes already lost in the wind all it took was several terabytes of child pornography and calling the cops on himself

No.46075

eating rouladen

No.46076

had to look that up you keep that pinko shit to yourself ivan

No.46077

Rouladen is a traditional German dish featuring long, thin strips of meat slathered with mustard and filled with bacon, onions, and pickles. The filling is enclosed by rolling up the meat strips and the roulades are then browned and slow-simmered in a rich gravy.

*slathers mustard all over 300 lb body*

No.46078

>>46069
loved sperming to summoned golden saints Please stick it in mee

No.46079

got a g305 it controls differently than im used to thisll take some getting used to

No.46080


No.46083


No.46084

eating rice and flaming hot cheeto puffs

No.46085

just about out of food but dont feel like Driving to the store cars been making scary high pitched whirring noises

No.46086

Out for delivery
Estimated arrival 2:15 PM - 6:15 PM

No.46087

how has hima not had a post in two days what happened

No.46088

we had enough of being ruled by cordnorms

No.46089

feelin bad for hima sigh

No.46090

same gonna eat this laoganma fried chilis and think about the past

No.46091

whats hima

No.46092

got two hours to pack then im heading to grans

No.46093

butter her up for a nice inheritance

No.46094

nah thats moms job

No.46095

>>46086
better grab it quick one of my packages was stolen last week

No.46096

be sure to show gran some nice tubies clips

No.46097

Now estimated 2:30 PM - 6:30 PM
raging

No.46098


No.46099

cousin used to tell me about how she touched her uvula to puke out food when we were in elementary

No.46100


No.46101

looking forward to the unboxing pics

No.46102

tired as flip

No.46103

but NOT too tired to flip in case any interested ladies are reading

No.46105

gaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhh

No.46106

daijobu

No.46107

kyaru is too poor to be bellimic

No.46108

could use some hair of the blog but im saving the last one for later

No.46109

may not have a choice in the matter though

No.46110

you are in charge of your own destinty

No.46111

saw a child today

No.46112

im manchild

No.46113

you ever wonder how much one small post you make changes the course of history

No.46114

like when turt made the post that killed hima

No.46115

the puppet master

No.46116

ya im sweating like crazy have to crack this last one and hope it stays down so i can eat a can of soup or something

No.46117

youre supposed to eat the soup inside NOT the can

No.46118

need a nice wife kids house job and mortgage

No.46119

>>46117
since when

No.46120

turt are you seeing this?

No.46121



Rouladen is a traditional German dish featuring long, thin strips of meat slathered with mustard and filled with bacon, onions, and pickles. The filling is enclosed by rolling up the meat strips and the roulades are then browned and slow-simmered in a rich gravy.

*slathers mustard all over 300 lb body*

No.46122

not sure why this guy has an autism attack over posts about food

No.46123


No.46124

tried to ask big bro if i could pay him rent instead of freeloading and buying food and mom started lying about my income

No.46125

damn good sheepglish

No.46126

weird how if i dont crack one night then start again the next night ill be sick as hell after waking up but if i do it every day it doesnt happen

No.46127

havent had normahol in a week

No.46128

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.46129

>>46127
what have you been doing instead

No.46130

installed that ram wonder how many tabs i can open now

No.46131

>>46129
detoxing

No.46132


No.46133

>>46131
wheres the fun in that

No.46134

told you i couldnt have fun cracking anymore

No.46135

fun is a buzzword

No.46136

well im NOT buzzed

No.46137

love scratching my head whenever im wearing a black shirt and seeing how much dandruff i can get on it

No.46138

guess ill have some caffeine free herbal tea

No.46139

as for me ill crack and order za

No.46140

uh thats NOT healthy

No.46141

wish i could do things myself

No.46142

gonno see if i can keep that soup down without cracking first

No.46143

how are you gonna eat the soup without cracking open the can

No.46144

read the first slayers volume it wasnt particularly good

No.46145

woke up heya there ghosta

No.46146

teehee ghosta lol

No.46147

whats so funny

No.46148

absolutely NOThing you can die norm

No.46149

headin back for more soup

No.46150

>>46097
did it arrive where are the pics

No.46151

bowl number 3 dont want to jinx it but i may throw in some bread too

No.46152

phew 3 bowls blaze it up my dude

No.46153


No.46154


No.46155

misaligned front teeth starting to bother me

No.46156

have had pyramid teeth since i was a wee lad

No.46157

>>46154
wish i was her

No.46158

same

No.46159

uh you do know whats happening to her in that pic right

No.46160

ya shes being flipped

No.46161

youre supposed to want to do that to her not be her

No.46162

gonna go get some bacon sandwich supplies

No.46163

why seems like too much work would rather be flipped than flip

No.46164

but then you dont get to eat bacon sandwiches

No.46165

cant eat bacon sandwiches as it is

No.46166

got an electric toothbrush

No.46167

wish i had some instant ramen

No.46168

heatin up some soup from a can myself

No.46169

mornin ghost made some hot cocoa

No.46170

got tempted by the wine at the store

No.46171

that reminds me i still have that wine in my fridge never did find the right moment to drink it

No.46172

theres no better time than the present

No.46173

most times would be better than the present im NOT in the mood for normahol got that bloated nauseated feeling even though ive barely eaten today

No.46174

nothin like a little wine to settle the belly and put you at ease

No.46175

would possibly crack if i had something light maybe a michelob

No.46176

could go for a large mushroom pepperoni with extra onions and a michelob

No.46177

never drank a michelob or ate a large mushroom pepperoni with extra onions are they good

No.46178

theyre okay

No.46179

>>46177
same i get shroom and pepperoni pizzas without onions

No.46180

mom got me a couple of 25 oz cans of michelob for christmas

No.46181

lucky

No.46182

hate shrooms hate onions

No.46183

got nothin but pity for you

No.46184


No.46185

they taste awful

No.46186

havent had a nice big one in a couple years used to pick em up from the liquor store on the corner when they were a buck now i cant find em for lessn 3

No.46187

>>46185
your mouth is broken shrooms hardly even have a taste

No.46188

love a nice shroom umami bomb

No.46189

or shroomami bomb as my uncle likes to call them

No.46190

is he chink

No.46191

>>46187
sounds like your mouth is broken

No.46192

cant be i love me some shrooms

No.46193

>>46189
pasted unc

No.46194

gonno jo to some cool porn

No.46195

cool or cool

No.46196


No.46197

wish i had a coldgf

No.46198

get a regular gf and lock her ass outside

No.46199

feeling ambitious might try to clean my floor

No.46200

love firing up the cordless dyson gran gave me

No.46201

dont go overboard i didnt say vacuum my floor

No.46202

vacuuming is for norms our ancestors didnt need to vacuum

No.46203

our ancestors didnt have deep shag carpeting

No.46204

neither do i but it sounds like a gymnasium in here without a rug and two layers of padding

No.46205

might attempt a jo

No.46206

good luck

No.46207

sigh foreskin got too dry

No.46208

think tomorrow im gonno try to open my windows up i cant take another day living in this oven

No.46209

have you tried air conditioning or a powerful fan

No.46210

im not turning an air conditioner on in flipping december because mom cant stop messing with the thermostat

No.46211

had to put a lock on ours to keep mom from messing with it

No.46212

youre crusin for a bruisin with a stunt like that

No.46213

she cant get no matter how hard she beats on my door since i put a nice lock on that too

No.46214

Please stick it in mee

No.46215

pasted lockneet

No.46216


No.46217

cracked a grape soda poured some out for him

No.46218

you just said that

No.46219

that was the last time i had one

No.46220

dont drink sugarwater

No.46221

its okay theres no sugar in it just high fructose corn syrup

No.46222

i could eat a horse hooves and all

No.46223

>>46220
dont drink sugarwater or dont drink sugarwater

No.46224

dont drink sugarwater

No.46225

oh

No.46226

was about to snooze but i think ill air fry up some nice chicken strips beforehand

No.46227

just feasted on a pair of bacon sandwiches myself

No.46228

aispermed

No.46229

gonna fire up a nice chinkflick

No.46230

stream

No.46231

on the last level but too tired guess ill snooze and beat it tomorrow

No.46232

>>46230
decided to delay it for a few hours sorry

No.46233

its already past 2am

No.46234

so

No.46235

time for good little boys to go to bed think ill do that myself

No.46236

gonno cancerwave last nights dogs and beans then look for a vid to watch

No.46237

you cant go to bed gotto stay up for the sheeps anniversary concert

No.46238

die tubeteen

No.46239

if you had told me 15 years ago id be able to fit hundreds of games on my hard drive and be able to run them well but would instead spend my time clicking between tabs all night and day id have called you crazy

No.46240


No.46241

are norms not already angry enough why would they need to watch women try not flip up basic tasks

No.46242

new game dungeon

No.46243

no flippin way

No.46244

>>46230
alright are you ready

No.46245

another day and night wasted i dont know why it has to be like this i used to be able to game and watch 20 times as frequently as i do now even a mere 5 or 6 years ago

No.46246


No.46247

woke up guess ill shower then game

No.46248

love when an artist i like deletes all their art or better yet their entire profile from pixiv

No.46249

and by love i mean hate

No.46250

wish i could game but im at work

No.46251


No.46252

think my left front tooth must have shifted back for some reason maybe i can bend it back in place

No.46253

beat far cry

No.46254

norm cry

No.46255

NOThin norm it was a damn good fps

No.46256

nyoi bo red and swollen on the right side

No.46257

guess ill jo to some satokosnap

No.46258

wish i had some thick french fries with some seasoning and kewpie

No.46259

might fast today and get pizza and blogs tomorrow

No.46260

then again might NOT be able to hold out

No.46261


No.46262

where are the posts

No.46263

groan moms whining at me to make a phone call ive been putting off for a year

No.46264

>>46262
sorry but im gaming

No.46265

made herbal tea added too much honey

No.46266

>>46264
that cant be right i didnt see a link to your stream posted anywhere

No.46267

woke up

No.46268

my condolences

No.46269

ohio gozimoss

No.46270


No.46271

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m61J8c5saCc
love some nice mansion water cooler talk

No.46272

moms gonno be pissed i didnt make that call i thought they closed later than they did wish i could just use the website but they changed it back in the spring and removed my use case

No.46273

finished btr its a 10

No.46274

bocchi the norm

No.46275

already watched kon and it sucked why would i want to do it again with the teen approved version

No.46276

uh keion was epic plus the shows are NOThing alike

No.46277

cant fit my pc and externals on my ups do the plugs really need to be so big

No.46278

what do you need that for

No.46279

>>46276
high school music club with forced animation of instrument playing ya real different shows there

No.46280

whats forced animation

No.46281

>>46278
need what for

No.46282

a ups

No.46283

i need it in order for my power supply to remain uninterrupted

No.46284

woke up put some marinated chicken on the pan

No.46285

finished ynsns its a 10

No.46286

hope danis doing okay wherever he is

No.46287

groan headaches coming back thought i was past it

No.46288

just washed down some ibuprofen with a mug of coffee meself

No.46289

finished my backlog not sure what to do now

No.46290

uh what do you mean finished your backlog

No.46291

>>46280
a teen meme

No.46292

love memes

No.46293


No.46294

groan pc randomly froze had to reboot hope my datas okay i was transferring files

No.46295

fancied up an aldi frozen pizza with yellow peppers and chovies for dinner

No.46296

pic

No.46297

its moms dinner too shes gonno ask why im holding a camera

No.46298

then tell her the truth your friends wanted a pic of your dinner

No.46299


No.46300

hima hows it going

No.46301

you got the wrong site himas out back behind the dumpster

No.46302

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zy39e4tr7fg
sigh wish i had some nice nippon cooking rbn

No.46303

would need at least 6 of those to feel satisfied

No.46304

you dont have a yamato damashii

No.46305

ya i do fire up the chanko nabe

No.46306

>>46298
not sure she would have bought that theres a ton of leftovers though maybe ill take one later

No.46307

feeling uneasiness

No.46308

too busy ignoring the future to feel that itll come back on sunday

No.46309


No.46310

watched about 40 seconds of that pakistanis should be barred from entering other countries theyre terrorists

No.46311

sigh they got tate

No.46312

recognized that guy interviewing him hes a wrestler that was on begin japanology

No.46313

hungry

No.46314


No.46315

start chewing my fingers when i get too hungry

No.46316

might be time for that ross but ive said that before

No.46317

that means it also might NOT be

No.46318

my teeth defiantly werent like this a week ago gonno drive me crazy

No.46319

to watch or not to watch that is the question

No.46320

might switch to lite blogs even if it makes me look like a cool the odds of me exercising are too low

No.46321

NOThin cool love a nice bush light

No.46322

nah wouldnt buy that theyre trying to make that the default to the point that i have to double check every time i get it because the packages look the same

No.46323

whats the problem its good

No.46324


No.46325

>>46323
feels like theyre trying to trick me into buying an even more watered down product for the same price the others are all in dinstinct packaging from the normal version

No.46326

but if you chose to get the light then you wouldnt be being tricked

No.46327

i guess they do look different normally but in the camouflage packaging its not immediately noticeable

No.46328

uh yeah camouflage disguises things

No.46329

washed me sheets gonna lie down and enjoy them for a while

No.46330

was it a tuck or a no tuck

No.46331

love the tuck

No.46332

dont do a tuck or no tuck i simply lay on the mattress and try to cover myself up to the neck with the sheet

No.46333


No.46334

almost norm years sigh it never gets easier does it

No.46335

take it easy

No.46336

bought a pound of bologna earlier might fire it up instead of warming up pizza

No.46337

not the whole pound maybe 4 or 5 pieces with some american cheese mayo jalapeno mustard and lettuce

No.46338

thats too much blogna

No.46339

oh

No.46340

nah what is that an eighth of a pound thats like a single mcburg

No.46341

i wrote that in response to your first post then wrote oh when i saw your clarification

No.46342

oh

No.46343


No.46344


No.46345

>>46343
Please stick it in mee

No.46346

dont get it

No.46347

only tolerate petra and shu for the purple dragon

No.46348

gettin tired

No.46349

and i dont mean in the usual sense i mean im ready to go to bed soon but i dont know if i should start that ross

No.46350

might rindousperm

No.46351

woke up from a nice big nap

No.46352

do you normally take naps into the middle of the night thats called snoozing

No.46353


No.46354

no hes just on his airpods doing a business call

No.46355

been seeing people with bluetooth things on for what 19 years now and i still stop and stare whenever i see one of those norm zombies talking to themselves

No.46356

love talkin to mom on my air pods

No.46357

you are a massive douche and you would have been one the first time i saw someone with one of those things on their ear

No.46358

sigh i was just joking you dont have to be mean

No.46359

cant help being honest

No.46360

dont understand why moms piss and moan about cooking cleaning and laundry the machines do almost all the work anyway dont know why they act like its the olden days

No.46361

>>46358
love this post so wholesome

No.46362

>>46360
uh because theyve got sons living with them at 30 not working and drinking beer while playing computer games all day

No.46363

got a gallon of wine and a family pack of cheese and onion crisps its time to game

No.46364

whats the big deal i probably dont cost much more than owning a dog or cat

No.46365

what if mom already owns a dog or a cat and it doesnt make her nervous or insult her

No.46366

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lUILf-iP4u4
wish i got to go to a nice inn with botan

No.46367

no idea how to get a gf somewhere between my childhood and now all the rules changed and you arent allowed to talk to them in person anymore and there are none of them that havent sucked 37 dicks before leaving middle school

No.46368

never sucked dick whats it like

No.46369

not sure but apparently its not something ego shattering because women still have huge amounts of cognitive dissonance after doing it

No.46370


No.46371

the more green there is the more true and epic the story is

No.46372

sigh 4norm is too close to the real world for me to not feel bad if im not careful but my brain is too liquified to do anything else all day

No.46373


No.46374

feel like i could live another few decades no sweat if i was rich and didnt have to work i dont have to work now but im supposed to

No.46375

dont feel like living

No.46376

if you work you lose

No.46377

feeling nervous

No.46378

gonno speedrun a max cape like he box jonge

No.46379

dont understand a word you just said

No.46380

its a nice runescape youtube series

No.46381

oh

No.46382

weird to think if magic was real id be too tard to use it anyway

No.46383


No.46384

havent been able to get a full erection in a few days

No.46385

might spring for some pizza today

No.46386

might spring for some pussy today

No.46387

pics

No.46388

later

No.46389

finished diy its a 10 sigh damn good season

No.46390

I'm a magical tard who casts spells of retardation

No.46391

raid

No.46392

raid THIS!

*whips out cock*

No.46393

might organize my tabs

No.46394

gamed

No.46395

did ya win

No.46396


No.46397

itching hard but trying to wean off the antihistamines

No.46398

itching too mom got me a compression shirt and i forgot ive been wearing it too long my hairs are all flattened

No.46399

phew show off them pecs

No.46400

nothin pecs

No.46401

caught up on my seasonals

No.46402

still need to catch up on fall 2021

No.46403

lets see your mal

No.46404

nothin mal simply missed a day and never resumed watching i had to keep all the episodes i did watch so i could fast forward through them to remember what happened if i started again

No.46405


No.46406

nice johncel

No.46407


No.46408

hope nb doesnt see my tubiedoujins at the hima c101 meetup

No.46409

big bro upgraded his gpu to a 3060 gave me his 2070

No.46410

thats barely an upgrade

No.46411

uh thats like twice as fast as what i upgraded to

No.46412

handsfree jod

No.46413

barely an upgrade who cares i got a free gpu Please stick it in mee

No.46414

thought you meant for him not his bro Please stick it in mee

No.46415


No.46416

ya i know i just went there when i said it was 50 percent faster than what i bought

No.46417

why is it called 4k if its only double 1920x1080

No.46418

nice consoombro guess he didnt realize the 3060 was already outdated and he was supposed to buy the 4090

No.46419

need to get a new computer case but dont want to move all the parts

No.46420

the height is doubled the width is doubled they should call it 2k

No.46421

why do they call 1440p 2k

No.46422

got frozen pizza plus extra toppings also blogs

No.46423

could answer all those questions but not in blog format

No.46424

good thing this isnt a blog thread

No.46425

sigh if only i had gotten my learners permit as an actual teen and not a failed normneet i wouldnt have the realid new world order mark of the nakama on it why do i have to lose in every conceivable way

No.46426

know im going to regret breaking my sobriety but thats NOT gonno stop me

No.46427

>>46424
2K and 4K are digital cinema camera standards referring to their approximate horizontal resolution, 2048x1080 and 4096x2160. Consumer 4K has inherited the naming scheme even though it's more like 3.8K. Dumb people call 2560x1440 2K as a retronym from 4K, but really consumer 2K is just 1080p.

No.46428

theres no reason to remain sober in this dystopian hellscape just gonno speedrun my sentence and wait for the reality i was expecting in ng+

No.46429

raid

No.46430

what the flip noone told me mirrors edge got a sequel

No.46431

ya people sequelbegged for years and then they made a new one and nobody bought it

No.46432

is it good

No.46433

>>46431
owned

No.46434

dont know but its 2 bucks on steam now cheaper than the first one

No.46435

uh i dont buy games

No.46436

what does that make it 50 cents

No.46437

well if its cheaper than the older one i would assume its not as good

No.46438

pizzas ready the moisture from the shrooms did a number on it my degreasing was more like a dewatering

No.46439

>>46436
no i mean its 2 bucks mirrors edge 1 is 5 bucks

No.46440


No.46441

>>46439
its on gog for zero dollars and zero cents

No.46442

thats illegal

No.46443


No.46444

couldnt stand to watch 640x480 anime on my big monitor shifted my setup to center on my small monitor

No.46445

>>46443
pasted

No.46446

what do you mean couldnt stand it upscales to 1920x1440

No.46447

i dont own a 1920x1440 monitor

No.46448

mom came home with a case of blogs so i already cracked but gaming still isnt out of the question for tonight

No.46449

uh i mean 1440x1080

No.46450

used to have a 20inch crt monitor that could do 1920x1440 but the flyback transformer blew up

No.46451

hate the numbernorms

No.46452

never heard of that my old monitor does up to 1280x1024 but the noise gets insane so i leave it lower

No.46453

guess ill watch a movie

No.46454

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.46455

spam

No.46456

>>46453
which one

No.46457

pushed the pixel clock to the limit with custom settings and one day it started arcing blue bolts of electricity lost interest in crts after that

No.46458

>>46456
it conquered the world

No.46459

holy flip roger corman is still alive

No.46460


No.46461

population was less than half when that film was made been thinking the population explosions the reason things have gotten so bad though it could be the other way around

No.46462


No.46463

dont like being reminded that im among norms with zogtube accounts

No.46464

>>46459
feel like i realized that meself within the last year i think i was looking at poe adaptations on normapedia

No.46465

read some poe as a teen didnt understand it maybe i should revisit

No.46466


No.46467

they made us read the raven in 5th grade dont remember anything but the famous lines

No.46468

wish they had made us read that in school but in third or fourth grade when i would have been into it but they probably would have waited until i was 17 and didnt give a flip

No.46469

>>46466
it said obeisance reminded me of ranni

No.46470

time to revisit my chuuni phase

No.46471

havent played that yet still have to beat all the other ones and install cfw on my bloodborne machine because my video card is just under the minimum requirement and my cpu has half the threads of the minimums

No.46472

what are you talking about

No.46473

how come i cant even slurp a nice slimy succulent child pussy life is unfair

No.46474


No.46475

didnt understand that post either

No.46476

think ranni is the blue meme girl from elden ring

No.46477

>>46473
whats stopping you

No.46478

>>46463
dont worry were all using yt-dlp

No.46479

uh you still need logged in account cookies to download agegate vids with that

No.46480

good film

No.46481

big fgo new years program tonight hope the store will let me pay for the gssr unlike last time

No.46482

>>46471
but a nice 6600m on aliexpress

No.46483

dean of canterbury is openly cool didnt realize the church of england had fallen that far

No.46484


No.46485

all european protestant churches are a joke if martin luther knew what was coming he would have nailed his 95 theses up his ass

No.46486

its nighttime on december 30th why the flip is it 60 degrees out meaning over 70 in im burning up

No.46487

shouldnt have started cracking so early now i have to keep going or ill fall asleep

No.46488

simply sober up thats what im doing

No.46489

sobering up is whats putting me to sleep and once that happens i cant get drunk anymore

No.46490

>>46463
already told you theres a userscript that bypasses all of that stuff

No.46491

die luser

No.46492

just drink some coffee you dont need to make this so difficult

No.46493

>>1406935
2 weeks try 4 months I am an incomparable homo

No.46494

moms gonno ask why im making it so late

No.46495

tell her youre staying up for new years eve

No.46496

thats tomorrow genious and ill be up regardless its just a question of whether im wide awake and wired or if im drunk and fighting off sleep

No.46497

didnt the pope say the church should welcome faggots its not just protestants

No.46498

>>46496
uh ya new years eve is tomorrow thats why youd be staying up for it tonight

No.46499

i dont get up until after 3pm most days not gonno have any trouble staying up for norm years

No.46500

the pope at least pretends to believe in god thats more than can be said for some protestant churches in europe

No.46501

england isnt in europe

No.46502

>>46501
if its outside of america and everyone isnt a nig a sandnig or a chink its europe

No.46503

is iceland in europe

No.46504

uh what about strayla

No.46505

ya sure why not

No.46506

uh how about because theyre thousands of miles away

No.46507


No.46508

dont know anything about those yt scrips i just use regular youtube premium whats the issue

No.46509

nice nakama

No.46510

usps says package left in mailbox there was NOThing there starting to think my last package was stolen and the corrupt lazy sacks of meat at the po just didnt bother delivering it

No.46511

put on my robe

No.46512

>>46493
Please stick it in mee

No.46513

what about your wizard hat

No.46514


No.46515

its NOT that kind of robe

No.46516

woke up hows it hangin ghostbros

No.46517

hang from a tree norm

No.46518

whats your problem asshole

No.46519

i dont like seeing positivity

No.46520


No.46521

the negative nancy

No.46522

thread kuroko

No.46523

guess ill jo to 子宮承認メスガキーズ

No.46524

big groan was watching luminous two seasons ago with eilasubs looks like they died last ep was 4 months ago now i have to decide between downloading shitty cr rips or waiting for the bd remember this happening with revue starlight too which i still havent finished as a result of taking too long to decide

No.46525

couldnt understand that post

No.46526

thats okay its NOT the first time its happened and if its the last thatll only be because fansubbers dont exist anymore

No.46527

barnes n noble had a little recommendation table just for lns

No.46528

uhh whats wrong with a nice cr rip

No.46529

simply fire up pasted crunchyroll

No.46530

what do you have against downloading raws

No.46531

because at this point the bds should be out soon enough anyway

No.46532

watched a movie with mom it was good but depressing considering flippin joe blow could have walked into a movie theater in 1942 and seen it yet everything still turned out the way it did

No.46533

what movie

No.46534

metropolis

No.46535

shouldve waited a couple days to watch it for free

No.46536


No.46537

eating some meat and potatoes

No.46538


No.46539

nice nikujaga

No.46540

got pushed over the edge and exploded in a racist rant

No.46541

is your gf pissed

No.46542

no but mom isnt too impressed

No.46543

cracked

No.46544

sobered up

No.46545

sigh started too early for like 75 minutes of drunkenness why didnt i just start an hour or two ago and keep plowing through the 12 pack all night

No.46546


No.46547

forgot how hard ota dark theme pinches

No.46548

doesnt pinch at all im using it right now and i was using it for the last few years of the big h

No.46549

ive been using the miku theme since we first got here

No.46550

NOThin more norm than dark mode

No.46551

nothin else will do for a darklurker

No.46552

me pa was a darklurker me pas pa was a darklurker me son will be a darklurker

No.46553

need a son to live vicariously through

No.46554

i have no doubts hell be a fine lad doing what all well adjusted normal sons do like staying in his room 22 hours a day for 15 years

No.46555

children learn from their parents how NOT to live

No.46556

ya but i took the easy way out

No.46557


No.46558

basted buster

No.46559

raging hard

No.46560

opened a can of raviolis then dumped them into a bowl then microwaved the bowl and now im eating the contents of the bowl if you know what i mean

No.46561

never ate the contents of a bowl containing microwaved canned raviolis how is it

No.46562

not bad not bad at all wish the price hadnt increased from 67 to 91 cents in the three months ive been buying it though

No.46563

thinkin about sexy little you know whats

No.46564

no i dont

No.46565

yes you do

No.46566

redownloaded that ross at 1080p instead of 720 feel like i have to watch just to avoid yet another night of doing jack shite

No.46567

how about you try downloading a job application

No.46568

>>46557
cant hear anything

No.46569

>>46567
ross doesnt have a job i dont need one either

No.46570


No.46571

ill just be a trophy husband

No.46572

just realized its 2023

No.46573

theres still like 21 hours dont get ahead of yourself

No.46574

NOT in my timezone

No.46575

thats the wrong one

No.46576

its NOT 2023 in any timezone

No.46577

>>46570
die thadnorm

No.46578

how did he get out and get allowed internorm access so fast anyway

No.46579

weird how pnig was laughing at thad only a short while ago now they swapped places

No.46580

feel like ive seen multiple tv shows and movies with that plot where one gets freed as long as another one gets trapped

No.46581

stinkin drinkin

No.46582

we need to send thad back to prison to save pnig

No.46583

sigh it was up to us to save him

No.46584

dont want to do any cool norm years resolutions i should have stopped cracking and jacking a week ago to be ahead of the curve

No.46585

>>46570
pasted

No.46586

wish i was pasted

No.46587

im cruisin for a snoozin

No.46588


No.46589

bout an hour till the year of the bunny hits japan looking forward to all the pixiv illustrations

No.46590

always wanted a pet bunny but theyre illegal here

No.46591

could go for some rabbit fricassee

No.46592

reckon id probably get a bone from patting one of those really big fluffy bunnies

No.46593

https://files.catbox.moe/5jatmy.png
va retiring sigh there go any hopes of hearing them again in aNOTher season or an ova

No.46594

happy new year hima

No.46595

what in guam or something

No.46596

might be time to reintroduce caffeine the sharp headaches are gone but the fogginess and afternoon headaches arent think theyre unrelated

No.46597

>>46595
ya thats right got a problem with guam

No.46598


No.46599

grinding beans gonno make some ffee

No.46600

just like that theyre flooding in

No.46601

cant tell the difference between the 新年 正月 and お正月 tags on pixiv

No.46602

die ankinorm

No.46603


No.46604

hair

No.46605

watchin married with children

No.46606

used to put my hand in my pants like al bundy

No.46607

now i do it like carl

No.46608

sigh been liking a lot of corean artists illustrations lately

No.46609

die coreaboo

No.46610


No.46611

groan left the stove on

No.46612


No.46613

>>46611
well you better go catch it

No.46614

uh that would burn my hands i just turned it off

No.46615

sigh everyones at their new years parties

No.46616

thought about trying to clean up in here before 2023 but i cant really because moms home guess ill try to change my sheet at least

No.46617

raining

No.46618

dont remember when i last washed my sheet maybe a year ago

No.46619

feels good the problem is that only lasts for a night or two and before you know it months have passed

No.46620

>>46601
年賀状 お正月 正月 新年 2023年 あけおめ 謹賀新年 新年絵

No.46621

forgot 書初め2023 and probably more why are japs so bad at tagging

No.46622

damn good mogra

No.46623

my norm years resolution is to game i think i can reverse my retardation by stimulating my last few brahopeless romanticls with rules and strategy and developing muscle memory instead of opening the same websites 20 times a day and bookmarking shite ill never actually read

No.46624

wish i had brahopeless romanticls

No.46625

>>46623
have you considered taking up streaming

No.46626

i have to be able to game first

No.46627

nah you can do both at once

No.46628

spruced up a frozen pepperoni pizza with some shrooms red onions red pepper flakes black pepper extra cheese its lookin good

No.46629

these store brand frozen pizzas are reasonably solid only too much sauce

No.46630

oversauced is better than under thats what you dip the crust in

No.46631

nah i got ranch to dip but too much sauce hampers that

No.46632

ranch or cool ranch

No.46633

Please stick it in mee brahopeless romantics

No.46634

pepper ranch

No.46635

>>46628
what kind of shrooms

No.46636

need to eat some lion mane mushrooms its the only thing that can fix my brain

No.46637

i dont know the package just said white mushrooms or something

No.46638

my brain is flippin pudding and ive done literally nothing to prevent it

No.46639

listening to pnigs favorite song and sighing hard

No.46640

got a nice big white mushroom for you right here

No.46641

is it presliced or should i bring my knife

No.46642

thats not a knife

No.46643

not gonno open any blogs after midnight so i guess im gonno get started on that second 12 pack now mom also wants to watch another movie

No.46644

you could just start later and drink less

No.46645

watch a nice momcest jav with her

No.46646

>>46644
no i shant be doing that think im gonno save two or three cans though and leave them on my desk its meaningless if i simply dont have any beer left

No.46647

wonder what its like to have a sexy mom

No.46648

no such thing

No.46649


No.46650

vile

No.46651

cracked yesterday didnt make me feel better just kept me from focusing on anything regretted it cracked again now

No.46652

apparently the new df release the regular one NOT the steam one flipped everything up mandatory mouse controls less efficient ui no linux version havent tried it yet now im afraid to

No.46653

havent steamed since the warosu era

No.46654

i said NOT the steam version

No.46655

trying mirrors edge catalyst think the level based form of the first game was better than this open world form like im supposed to believe these civvies will stand around for days waiting for me to pick up a package but when i do if im 2 seconds late they know immediately and ive ruined everything

No.46656

its time to stop playing westnorm games

No.46657

well the mc looks half asian

No.46658

>>46652
uh what does classic mean are they saying only the steam one is gonno get real updates now

No.46659

not that i care im to smart for fortress mode and the 2 or 3 times a year i play it i just use the same executable ive been using since i stopped following the updates

No.46660

NOT sure why i got huge bone watching the holo shuffle medley

No.46661

uh if it wasnt receiving updates then my first post wouldnt even make sense given that it was about an update

No.46662

i said real updates as in meaningful updates while the regular one is just gonna be a beta version of the steam release

No.46663

got burg king the girl who works there is really cute for a buddy shes polite and talks in a soft voice she told me happy new years would NOT mind getting up in her guts

No.46664

should have asked her to anime club

No.46665


No.46666

is that what youve been talking about this whole time youve been posting about new tilemen i thought it was a tile cleaning channel

No.46667

think tarn said itll receiving all the same updates just NOT the graphics

No.46668

happy 2023 ghosta its gonno be our year for real this time

No.46669

uh its NOT 2023

No.46670

ive been saying that for a few years now but im starting to have second thoughts since i havent done anything differently

No.46671

sigh 2022

No.46672


No.46673

sigh he should be here with us

No.46674

he should be in the execution chamber

No.46675

dont joke about that they still havent found hannah

No.46680

thought a drawing was cute then i saw it was tagged boy

No.46681

refreshed jp now its new years

No.46682

starting to rain hard out there and moms still got the heat cranked im flippin dying

No.46683

open the window

No.46684

dont want to get water everywhere

No.46685

>>46680
boys can be cute

No.46686

i never said otherwise

No.46687


No.46688

if im half homo and half hetero then i might as well call myself straight

No.46689

ball rash

No.46690

not sure if that would make you a greek or a roman or if all of that is bh friendish slander i think they probably did flip man ass but just because they needed to control their horny levels at war

No.46691

also foot and arm and hand and head and leg rash but it only spreads to me balls when it gets real bad

No.46692

new settled series Please stick it in mee gonno watch

No.46693

uh we already watched it

No.46694

i need to step it the flip up only have like 90 minutes to get as much of this 12 pack down as i can before my real life starts

No.46695

you mean 30 minutes

No.46696

uh

No.46697

got an orion beer its from okinawa

No.46698

wish i could go to okinawa or hokkaido the middle part is full of norms

No.46699

you take okinawa ill take hokkaido

No.46700


No.46701

summers in okinawa winters in hokkaido thats the jinsei for me

No.46702

i could cheat and open every can then keep going after midnight but im not gonno if i cant finish it in an hour im leaving it im still full from dinner

No.46703

used to love keeping cans out of the fridge and opening early so theyd be room temp and flat for easy drinking

No.46704

thats not a bad idea for the future

No.46705

hear fireworks guess its 2023

No.46706

surely this will be our year

No.46707

got summer abby

No.46708

watching red vs blue

No.46709


No.46710

>>46708
thats a one way trip to ropetown

No.46711

big sigh

No.46712

gonno break my first resolution in a few minutes and crack 2/3 remaining blogs

No.46713

cracked my last blog

No.46714

ate the last chovy pepper pizza slice ill take pics next time

No.46715

this is gonna be a year of sobriety and sombre reflection

No.46716


No.46717

>>46715
that was every year prior to 5 years ago

No.46718

lots of good new years images this year would be spamming em if i could post images

No.46719

>>46717
not for me those years were full of drunken indulgence

No.46720

shouldnt have waited until halfway through my 20s to start drinking i guess

No.46721

sigh uhhhh 2018

No.46722

started drinking as a teen didnt smoke a cigarette til 24

No.46723

nothin sigh beyond the implicit understanding that anything in the past was far better than it is now

No.46724

when are we going to build back better its been 3 flipping years since normvid and everything still sucks more than 2019

No.46725

i dont smoke and i dont like people who do smoke

No.46726

couldnt even tell you the difference between any year past 2013

No.46727

>>46722
twas in my fedora tipper phase then because everyone in my family besides mom is or was a blogaholic but she bought it for me once and it was off to the races

No.46728

>>46724
uh when you pretend hoaxes are real and people buy it thats it why didnt 5 year olds need to get molested by rent a cops with GEDs at the airport prior to 20 years ago

No.46729

brewed me own alcohol in the closet till i was 21

No.46730

feasted on a big ol pair of bacon sandwiches now its time for an extended shower

No.46731

2023 doesnt seem like a real year i dont think im gonno feel normal until 2025

No.46732

sigh those were the days remember going from liter bottles to gallon jugs to getting a nice 5 gallon jug been thinking i should make some again to remind myself what it tasted like

No.46733

>>46731
ive designated that as the new year where we all make it i was way off on my 2023 prediction i dont feel any different at all

No.46734

i thought this was the year of the ritual

No.46735


No.46736

>>46732
tastes like a flippin stomachache from nonsterile conditions

No.46737

i dont believe the teen moonshine story

No.46738

nothin moonshine its called something my finnish bro would know Please stick it in mee

No.46739

moonshine refers to distilled alcohol this was just what that guy said and yeast doesnt taste that bad

No.46740

its pasted kilju Please stick it in mee used to do that too

No.46741

>>46739
it does when its enraged and wants to get out of my stomach

No.46742

sick of the guy with the weak stomach man up a little

No.46743

hard to tell since my digestive system was overall much healthier back then even though i ate and drank much worse

No.46744

dont tell me to man up im still a growing boy

No.46745

grew to my full size by 15

No.46746

ill get there by 35 im just a late bloomer

No.46747

still NOT convinced ibuprofen actually does anything

No.46748


No.46749

didnt even know aspirin was different than ibuprofen until a year or two ago

No.46750

tylenol works i took a fistfull when i got swimmers ear and the endless brainsearing pain became tolerable probably got a nice scar on my liver from that one but it was worth it

No.46751

is aspirin the one thatll kill you with liver failure if you take a few too many

No.46752

threw 7 wings in the air fryer got the honey garlic sauce ready

No.46753

as for me cooked up some frozen french fries set off the smoke alarm

No.46754

>>46751
thats all of them they destroy your stomach lining too

No.46755

mom told me about the old days when they sold baby aspirin that tasted like candy and had a normal screw off cap wonder how many kids died a miserable wasting death before they pulled it

No.46756

never understood why norms pop dozens of pills a day they eat them like its a bowl of cereal

No.46757

only had 11 pills today

No.46758

>>46754
just take a tums for that make sure you swig some biotene beforehand so you dont choke on tums dust

No.46759

id pop dozens of pills a day if they gave them to me if not for the liberal media and their opioid epidemic

No.46760

think those sugary flintstones pills were to get kids used to shoveling down pills every day

No.46761

regular pills arent sweet they taste terrible

No.46762

wouldnt know im NOT a pillpopper

No.46763

wonder if my quality of life would improve if i took a multivitamin probably not but it would be funny if that was the problem and ive spent 30 years as a depressed retard for no reason

No.46764

i wasnt counting my vitamin gummies in that number

No.46765

>>46763
thats what im aiming to find out started taking supplements to see if they help its still too early to tell

No.46766

might i recommend some nice fish oil pills

No.46767

its all a hoax except for fish oil zinc b12 and d3 as far as im aware

No.46768

maybe ill add fish oil to the mix zinc and b12 are coming in the mail

No.46769

never liked fish

No.46770


No.46771

used to eat deens regularly before that id often eat salmon from the can with a bit of hot sauce added for lunch

No.46772

love me some see food hate scallops mussels and clams though theyre full of sand

No.46773

was just thinking of trying to make some clam chowder from scratch even pulled up the recipe in my trust joc

No.46774

not sure if the texture bothers me as much as the sound of chewing sand but its loud as all hell and makes me think i broke a chunk of tooth off just make sure to clean em off

No.46775

nah youd know if you bit off a chunk of tooth

No.46776

broke a chunk of a tooth off once with a drinking glass and didnt notice it for weeks

No.46777

wonder what its like to be born a jap thats allergic to sea food must be hell

No.46778

sorry didnt realize i was speaking to one of the trutards do you also find yourself knocking over vases and not realizing it

No.46779

why is that so hard to believe im not talking about breaking a tooth in half one of my canines is just blunted

No.46780


No.46781

my two favorite toehoes reimu and cirno

No.46782

orgot to say rabbit rabbit

No.46783

thought that was after waking up i havent slept yet so im safe looking forward to seeing a nice nasu in me dreams

No.46784

way past my bedtime and im NOT tired guess that caffeine reintroduction did a number on me

No.46785

think ill fire up a nice spoonful of baking soda tonight can feel the normburn coming back

No.46786

>>46782
i remembered Please stick it in mee both when the clock ticked over and when i first woke up cant wait to see what my good luck brings me

No.46787

hate the chunk of time after an intense jo sesh when everything is out drying but im NOT hormonal anymore so it just sickens me

No.46788

what do you mean when you first woke up its 3 o clock in the morning

No.46789

not in indonesia

No.46790


No.46791

since when did you jungle monkeys have access to the internet

No.46792

>>46790
id like to see this slanteye get the back of his neck sliced and his skin ripped off by hand wonder how he would like it

No.46793

sigh racist hours gonna snooze

No.46794

gonno grab some bread and cheese then snooze my real life starts in the morning

No.46795

the church goer

No.46796


No.46797


No.46798

wish i could have gone to the library with a girl in high school and seen that sign then tell her to ignore it sigh

No.46799

wonder if i couldve flipped the fat ugly girl with no friends that used to read manga in the library all the time

No.46800

once heard moaning in the library and caught the retarded girl masturbating behind some bookshelves but scrambled away before she saw me

No.46801

retarded or retarded

No.46802

>>46800
she was thinking about you

No.46803

not sure if the baking soda thing still works if you leave it sitting out for a while wasnt a lot of carbonation and it tasted like fish

No.46804

she was the real deal actually retarded

No.46805

like syndrome of a down or like a hot cheerleader with brain damage

No.46806

the type that smells like cheese

No.46807

ate a nice half dozen slices of american cheese with hotsauce and a roll for dinner

No.46808

alright gonno snooze think ill start drinking cawfee again when i wake up

No.46809

as for me woke up and might be time for tea

No.46810

changed my mind guess ill make coffee

No.46811


No.46812

just remembered to remember my first dream of the year but ive already forgotten it

No.46813


No.46814

never gambled

No.46815

just gambled with $25 worth of in-game currency

No.46816

raid

No.46817

i dont get it is it $25 or is it monopoly money

No.46818


No.46819


No.46820

might make some karaage

No.46821

now im defiantly gonno make it prepped the chicken its soaking in the juices in the fridge used hot sesame oil instead of regular gonno fry it up and eat with some cabbage later

No.46822

gamed gonna snooze

No.46823


No.46824


No.46825

wish i had some mochi

No.46826

looked at the season chart for winter 2023 and it doesnt even look real i can recognize it as anime but im not sure who changed me or the japs

No.46827

last season was too good its just balancing out

No.46828

now winter 2013 that was a season sigh

No.46829

stopped being a seasoncel after madoka

No.46830

hb new bofuri

No.46831


No.46832

remember NOT being happy about kancolle art taking over touhou art now its a breath of fresh air amidst all the chinky gooky mobage and vtubers wonder what monstrosities will be popular in a decade to make me miss what we have now

No.46833

cant wait for tuberager to start suijoinng with the rest of us in 2033

No.46834

weird how norms will lambast past generations for polluting the earth then turn around and cheer on starlink and the like

No.46835

>>46832
the fact that the chinkgook mobage style can be perfectly replicated by any guy with a novideo card should give you a hint as to what its gonno look like

No.46837

if you cant tell ai art from chink art you should consider getting an mri glad pixiv lets you hide the former wish it let you hide the latter

No.46838

arr rook same

No.46839

gonno work myself up to closing normfox and gaming by the end of the day

No.46840

download librewolf

No.46841

nah dont need some norms to install their own extensions for me and hide viruses in the executable

No.46842

but if you close firefox how will you read our posts as you stream

No.46843

taint got the resources to stream and game comfortably and im not playing in a window

No.46844


No.46845


No.46846


No.46847

havin some cawfee its been a while

No.46848

never had gweentea wonder whats it like

No.46849

used to buy those tallboys of it but i dont remember it tasting any different than ice tea

No.46850


No.46851

tried some tmj massages

No.46852

>>46850
used to like that show when it was new that job doesnt even seem gross

No.46853

knife goes in guts come out for 8 hours a day and you generate a million bucks a year if only we could all be so lucky

No.46854

we need to take the sweat pledge

No.46855

akeome ghost(y)

No.46856

die

No.46857

you cant kill a ghost

No.46858

trying to total up me blogs from the pile of empty boxes unless im forgetting something and accounting for abv im averaging about 62 a week so if i just start alternating days mom immediately saves 50%

No.46859

sobriety saves 100%

No.46860

well thats not what were talking about is it

No.46861

ya it is its time for new year resolutions

No.46862

the time to make those was a year ago in 2022

No.46863

sigh 2022

No.46864

feels like it was just yesterday

No.46865

this new thing where tabs get deloaded to save ram usage is getting annoying because nine times out of ten the only threads of interest on 4teen get deleted

No.46866


No.46867

simply disable it

No.46868

nah the alternative is a total lock up for 10+ minutes or i have to reboot think its because i turned xmp on but im not sure one day i simply noticed my usable ram in task manager had increased by a gigabyte

No.46869

woke up mornin guys time for some joe

No.46870

youre starting the new year in style

No.46871

can never find the superglue when i need it

No.46872

what do you need it for

No.46873

its 2017 youre posting about the latest pripara stream and getting yours snacks to watch the next white cat22 vid

No.46874

im telling you to kill yourself immediately

No.46875

oh wait Please stick it in mee only read the word stream and felt my blood pressure rising

No.46876

time to fry up that chicken actually time was hours ago but i got distracted might skip the cabbage its late

No.46877

just started on a nice big pork roast its pork week

No.46878

sigh its pork week and im not at the mansion

No.46879

>>46875
nice quickrager

No.46880

clocks running out on gaming ohgod i thought the cawfee would do it but it didnt

No.46881

might go for mug of joe round two and game a little meself

No.46882

damn good chicken also chopped up some raw cabbage mixed with sesame oil and some seasonings

No.46883

why didnt you make slaw

No.46884

too lazy the cabbage isnt very good like this shouldve just skipped

No.46885

this show has mazoku and monsters but the subs just translate both to monster weird how people get paid to do these

No.46886

mom bought me pants and they were the wrong size so she returned them and got the same size as the ones i normally wear but at some point in the last 40 years levis decided that 36-32 is no longer 36-32 but im tired of her talking to me about pants so theyre just gonno be longer than i need

No.46887

your manlet powers are running out of control

No.46888


No.46889

>>46887
Please stick it in mee

No.46890

gamed all day gonno game some more

No.46891

mom thinks the fridge is dying gonno make some bologna sandwiches in case i wake up and the inside is 65 degrees

No.46892

had the box fan running in the window and it still didnt dip down to 65 inside today

No.46893

might be time for a new wallpaper current ones just solid teal

No.46894


No.46895

sigh craving castella

No.46896

ended up deglazing the bologna pan by accident by putting kraut in it Please stick it in mee

No.46897

feasted hard on that pork guys its everything i could have hoped for

No.46898

any pics

No.46899

no would you like me to paint you a mental picture instead

No.46900

yes please do

No.46901

the fridge is definitely boned too i set a meat thermometer on the shelf and it went up to 45 degrees in the time it took to cook and eat my sandwich i may just start shoving stuff in the freezer because it still works

No.46902

neckbeard is getting itchy might go for a teenshave soon

No.46903

sigh when i wake up tomorrow my real life will begin

No.46904

whats happening tomorrow

No.46905

the first mondey of 2023

No.46906

lets be honest if not for anime or mom not working on saturday or sunday none of us would remember what day of the week it was more than a few times a month

No.46907

sigh gangsta boo died

No.46908


No.46909

crying cant watch niji poker cup because i dont know how to play

No.46910

>>46907
glad to hear theres one less buddy

No.46911

upper groin is itchy as all hell even if i was tired enough to snooze id be dyin

No.46912

was trying to stop sperming but i had to take my pants off so its only a matter of time might have to get the hydrocortisone because i keep scratching

No.46913

having some racing thoughts unfortunately none of them are good

No.46914

nice racist

No.46915


No.46916

does he meet the isekai girl and/or horny underage girl on the next page

No.46917

love how i have no answers to the kinds of questions normahol usually silences real good use of sentience there

No.46918

uhh what

No.46919

why do i think so much if i dont have any solutions

No.46920

what are the questions

No.46921

too many to narrow down i dont have an answer for anything in this shite life

No.46922

did my calisthenics im sweatin like a freak

No.46923

woke up guess ill jerk off shower make coffee then begin my real life

No.46924

good luck

No.46925

one step down

No.46926

cant believe i wasted money on these ipas that taste like grass should have bought some bud

No.46927

die weedseki

No.46928

shited hard

No.46929


No.46930

wonder why im more tired when i snooze without cracking

No.46931

>>46926
mom buys them for me a few times a month dont really like em but they make the cheap stuff taste better afterwards

No.46932

probably not a good idea to get wired on cawfee but its too late

No.46933

got new lightbulbs i can see my room again

No.46934

mom wants to watch dunkirk

No.46935

ate a bag of gummy bears

No.46936


No.46937

ears cleaned shat shaved neetcut feeling like a beautiful one

No.46938

same normbors car alarm keeps going off i think hes cruisin for a keyin

No.46939

its NOT his fault

No.46940

pretty good movie depressing though now that we know the allies were just fighting for their right to commit cultural suicide

No.46941

>>46939
nah it is my cars never had an alarm go off if i can prevent it so can he

No.46942

remembering a nice spergout from when mom first got a car with an alarm when i was 12 and i accidentally set it off while waiting for her in it

No.46943

PREDICTABLE how broken win10 is

No.46944


No.46945

woke up mornin bros

No.46946

call me oneesan

No.46947

bored

No.46948

game

No.46949

havent gamed lately not sure what to game

No.46950

thought i found a new wallpaper to replace my solid set it and remembered why i had a solid color before flipping bangblows NOT letting me disable taskbar transparency and the lines underneath it from the image annoy me

No.46951

when that happens i just fire up a few rounds of sauer

No.46952


No.46953


No.46954

goin through my old list of imageboards so many are dead

No.46955

found a weird one called himasugi almost every pic is a buddy making a funny face

No.46956

lole funy faec

No.46957

been going back and forth with mom all day about whether the fridge is broken or not and its too warm to put food in coolers in the garage so we went to shartmart and got a mini fridge for 2/3rds of what it would cost to throw out everything out

No.46958


No.46959

really disinterested in the whole thing but if it ends up being a false alarm im gonno fill it with snacks and blogs

No.46960

face tension headache etc particularly bad today

No.46961

>>46958
would have been too avoidant to play

No.46962

>>46953
Please stick it in mee this ones a good one

No.46963

dont like porn manga

No.46964

hes just like me

No.46965

these pants are making me rage so sick of this shite

No.46966

shite or shite

No.46967

bathtime

No.46968

>>46966
theyre freshly washed

No.46969

bought a mack weldon hope i didnt just fall for aNOTher meme

No.46970

your real life is about to begin

No.46971

eatin a half block of cheese with hotsauce and bread slices for lunch and dinner

No.46972


No.46973


No.46974

feel like i have to set an alarm clock for a few days to fix my sleep schedule the 3 or 4 to noon thing i had going on a year or 7 ago wasnt too bad

No.46975

cut off some foot callous

No.46976

>>46973
why even make this video theyre already filling up buses and army transport planes

No.46977

sigh had that same schedule as a teen

No.46978

https://files.catbox.moe/8yrnsf.jpg
sigh this couldve been me

No.46979

sigh getting owned by the spam filter

No.46980

which one

No.46981

the one that triggers when you talk about that one thing

No.46982

think if i start doing things in terms of days and not weeks or months itll seem like a lot more is happening even if its making my bed or picking the trash up off the floor or watching a movie every day

No.46983

wish i could watch a movie every day if i still had that kind of attention span i wouldnt be in this mess

No.46984

you can reroute neural pathways by just doing it over and over

No.46985

cant ive broken the programming

No.46986

maybe movies were a bad example just a few good habits every day should make a difference even if its placebo

No.46987

have to balance out the dozens of bad habits i cycle through every day with at least a few good ones

No.46988

saw a teen with his teengf on the way out of the store after buying that minifridge and for whatever reason mom moved out of their way so i was basically face to face with him for a few seconds why did i have to be the one to miss out on everything im an average height white male with low employment prospects too where was my gf

No.46989

got sauce in me keyboard

No.46990

as for me im air frying some tendiefries with the last of that honey garlic sauce

No.46991

*dribbles sauce all over $300 keyboard*

No.46992

dont know how you can eat that stuff so often doesnt mom rage at how expensive it is

No.46993

NOT my problem

No.46994

>>46991
nah from what ive seen most keyboards now have spill resistant coating and the keys are easier to get to without taking it apart

No.46995

>>46993
mom raging is the only problem

No.46996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WxuxzGii8
cant believe they were drawing pones in 1853

No.46997


No.46998

mogs me

No.46999

spilled wine on my old filco probably hundreds of times over the years and it never failed me

No.47000

sigh he loved his filco

No.47001

got that urge to scream buddy

No.47002

cant imagine spending 150 big ones on a keyboard but then again i wouldnt have imagined console controllers becoming 80 dollar items instead of 15-20 within a decade

No.47003


No.47004

might spend 150 big ones on your ass if youre not careful

No.47005


No.47006

reminds me i got a bag of buns the other day and theres still dogs left i know what im having for lunch once i wake up at 4pm

No.47007

hell yeah

No.47008


No.47009


No.47010

stayed up all night without meaning to gonno have some cawfee then pretend to take a nap when mom gets home for a few hours until dinner and have those dogs then

No.47011

had things to do today from yesterday but im simply gonno ignore them cant function when im tired or when im rested for that matter

No.47012

that cawfees putting me to sleep gonno leavea note out for mom to stfu when she gets home

No.47013


No.47014


No.47015

wheres your stream

No.47016

skipped

No.47017

got a hario v60 and electric kettle

No.47018

moms going full retard and wants to just get rid of the fridge now that theres a minifridge even though its like a tenth of the size

No.47019

wish my fridge was 10x the size of a minifridge

No.47020

its probably only 1/6th or 1/7th i dont know its just a normal sized fridge but its gonno mean mom has to go to the store every single day like a chink and no more frozen pizzas unless theyre eaten right after purchase

No.47021

need to see an eye doc looked around but the places with online schedulers dont have openings for weeks gonno have to call around

No.47022

done with amd they flipped up so hard this time not even gonno bother anymore

No.47023

what happened now

No.47024

they shipped the new cards with flipped up vapor chambers

No.47025

you seein this pnig

No.47026

>>47024
whats the problem novideo was lighting peoples power supplies on fire

No.47027

nah thats user error

No.47028

uhhh they havent had crinkle cut fries at bk for years now

No.47029

the older i get the more fries and anything larger than a small drink seem like filler they call it a meal but an actual meal would be getting a big burg and two value menu chicken sandwiches for the same price

No.47030

spam

No.47031

why did i already say that

No.47032

how should i know why

No.47033

why comma did i already say that

No.47034


No.47035

read that as why come in marios voice

No.47036

still havent gamed in the new year

No.47037

ate 4 fried chicken thighs earlier now im hungry again was saving that froza for later but might NOT have any choice

No.47038


No.47039

woke up tired need some joe

No.47040

got a stomach bug and didnt eat anything for 36 hours

No.47041

woke up cooked some chicken pasta gonna order pizza hut tomorrow with the money mom left me

No.47042

uh pizza hut

No.47043

ya its the pizza that japs eat in all the anime

No.47044

that should tell you to avoid it

No.47045

why

No.47046

organized my tabs partly

No.47047


No.47048

love pizza hut its my favorite multinational pizza franchise

No.47049

havent gone to dominos in a while mom wouldnt go for most of my life because of some liberal media shite about them donating to anti abortion groups and she didnt know women have them electively

No.47050

have you NOT had them in the last half a decade or something

No.47051

im talking about when i was a kid we eventually started going in my teens because we moved close to one think the last time i went was was 4 years ago

No.47052

i was talking to the ph guy

No.47053


No.47054


No.47055

could go for some alvolo rn

No.47056

gonno get those dogs ready in a bit think its a movie night since i need to plug the external in anyway

No.47057

broke my vow of sobriety couldnt take the pain

No.47058

took 100mg of normadryl last night but no blogs

No.47059

demntiadryl doesnt help with pain

No.47060

it soothes the pain of the mind

No.47061

well this alcohol soothes the pain of my jaw and forehead

No.47062

beat a damn good game feel relief but also empty

No.47063

feel that way after sperming

No.47064

well what was it

No.47065


No.47066

going to bed

No.47067

tell us what the game was dickhead

No.47068


No.47069

might be time to fire up a new runescape account play for a while get bored try to sign in some months later to find im banned for no reason again its been maybe 4 years since the last time

No.47070

got everything ready for those dogs and mom walked in sigh just a little longer

No.47071

seeing all those dead sites got me worried wgetting some sites now

No.47072

baked up some frozen fries eating with ranch

No.47073

too tard to wget or i would too i tried to make an offline recreation of the big h a few years ago but couldnt figure it out

No.47074

wonder when sekis gonno post that gdrive link he promised before deleting half the website before later losing the entire website

No.47075

i have 100gb of backups somewhere but i dont remember how old it is defiantly not recent

No.47076

simply wget –recursive –page-requisites –html-extension –convert-links -e robots=off -U mozilla website.com its NOT that hard in rare cases you might need a more believable user agent

No.47077

post em

No.47078


No.47079

>>47069
you scaped enough throw that shite in the trash and fire up ffxiv patch 6.3

No.47080

but i havent scaped enough im NOT that guy ive never even gotten a 99

No.47081

sigh would love to play a sped up single player rs just want to quest

No.47082

die questnorm

No.47083

NOThin norm thats the main campaign

No.47084

cant wait for the new skill so i can go and max again

No.47085


No.47086

felt real disappointed when dungeoneering came out

No.47087

havent seen the monkey vid posted in a coons age

No.47088

i just watch my local copy every now and then without posting

No.47089

>>47084
you cant be excited for a new skill friendgex hasnt made anything good since 2007

No.47090

uh what about the epic graphics upgrades

No.47091

wonder what its like to sperm deep in ones wife

No.47092

rs3 is pretty fun these days they fixed a lot of stuff and the new skills are pasted

No.47093


No.47094

feelin weird

No.47095


No.47096

only slept for 3 or 4 hours out of the last 36 but im not tired wish i could take advantage of this instead of just tarddrooling

No.47097

guess ill watch some porn

No.47098

gamed a lot at this time last year and had a blast spent like a ten day period eating hotdogs and cracking every night while watching two episodes of tos

No.47099

sounds like a damn good time

No.47100

im waiting for it to come back

No.47101


No.47102

feelin like utter shite done nothin but hit f5 for hours

No.47103


No.47104


No.47105

>>47102
same but i have high hopes ill be able to game tomorrow

No.47106

all that gaming fried your brain

No.47107

barely gamed in me life at all if you were to measure it by hours and titles in a few years itll be over half of my existence that ive no longer been able to do it as a standard daily activity

No.47108

okayu consistently has the most embarassing answers

No.47109

weird how not tired i am but i have to try to snooze right now otherwise im gonno have a repeat of today and end up with 7 hours of sleep in 2 days

No.47110

still game constantly only pull myself away to either eat or check ota

No.47111


No.47112

guess ill snooze hope i dont wake up

No.47113

why would you hope for that

No.47114

not going to do the 15 quartz roll this year there isnt anything i need or really want this time

No.47115

still feel weird even though i snoozed not sure if i should make cawfee

No.47116

miss old e/b/in menes saber marionette pics web 1.0 bad doujinshi art sigh

No.47117

whats stopping you from posting any of that stuff now

No.47118

i lurv meems

No.47119


No.47120

>>47117
cant post pics on ghost

No.47121

why the HELL did otamin rangeban me when i only post text messages here on ghost i dont even open jp at all or post pics or make threads what the HELL can you post on a hidden glorified textboard that would ever warranty a ban much less two months long rangeban i made maybe four posts in the past 15 days

No.47122

oh wait i think you just get instabanned for posting any links and i just burned all my bridges checking

No.47123

rangeban or rangeban are you one of the foreigners that has 200 ips avaliable to the whole country

No.47124


No.47125

downloaded obs

No.47126

>>47122
nice flipping newteen this your first week on ota or something

No.47127

you cant talk to pnig like that hes fresh out

No.47128

uh hes still preparing to file for post conviction relief

No.47129

never knew about the autobans either because i had only made posts i knew i would be banned for since the beginning Please stick it in mee

No.47130

still feel weird even though i snoozed not sure if i should make cawfee

No.47131

>>46431
no surprise it pinched hard

No.47132

woke up havin some joe mornin ghost

No.47133

did you just skip every time turt whined on the little h about being caught by the filter

No.47134

only posted in the good old days of love live season 1 and that mobile rhythm game before they introduced new girls

No.47135

probably and like i said i knew i would be banned so i never thought about it

No.47137

die skipper

No.47138


No.47139

new seasons started hope everyones ready

No.47140

havent watched any seasonal anime since spring 2018

No.47141

>>47139
still have to finish fall 2021 and spring 2022

No.47142

havent been able to watch anime ever since he was taken from us

No.47143

>>47141
well what are you waiting for

No.47144

i dont know just didnt want em to end because i was enjoying myself watching a few episodes a night

No.47145

theres only three or four that dont look like total shite this time hope they at least air on different days

No.47146

let me guess onimai tensai ippon and bofuri2 nice lineup

No.47147

they probably are total shite but ill probably try watching

No.47148

only picked out 19 shows to sample

No.47149

guess i can clean out the folder ive seen that spy x normily character regularly without going to /a/ so it must be normshite thats 8 gigs freed up for these new ones

No.47150

dont spend my time on webzones that i can learn whats norm or NOT have to rely on my NOT norm friends on ota dash ch dot com to let me know whats hip

No.47151

wish i was like that but im far too bored to not end up on the 4

No.47152

mom boiled frozen raviolis for dinner but i ate two cans of ravioli cold last night maybe ill have eggs

No.47153

just do what i do

No.47154

what do you do

No.47155

crying 4 is down

No.47156

have yet to watch medaka box

No.47157

you name it i havent watched it

No.47158

you watched bocchi

No.47159


No.47160


No.47161

ban the norm who doesnt like bocchi

No.47162

>>47154
NOThing

No.47163

didnt watch medaka box but read the manga twice

No.47164

>>47140
but shamiko aired 2019

No.47165

>>47161
its norm

No.47166

oh yeah i watched normiko season 1 it was alright

No.47167

but senko also aired 2019

No.47168

always hated the senkonorm glad hes dead

No.47169

norms love bocchi

No.47170

senkoooooo

No.47171

never watched senk but i skimmed through it by looking at the hima screencaps

No.47172

norms love breathing

No.47173


No.47174

the 4s back thank goodness

No.47175

catch any epic new memes lately

No.47176

>>47171
thats the same as watching

No.47177

after breaking and cracking yesterday today my head was clearer than usual cracked again

No.47178

ya i feel like that too didnt break nor am i really trying though i just need to find the middle ground of not too much but just enough to minmax

No.47179

wonder if good ol fashioned reefer would help too might give it a whirl once its NOT illegal

No.47181

fire up the lungbuster

No.47182


No.47184

made an omelet with peppers onions and hotsauce and some toast

No.47185

tried to set up obs then i remembered the reason i cant stream no normtch account havent made an account anywhere in ages

No.47186

made one a while ago to test if they needed phone numbers and they didnt but i dont remember the details

No.47187

>>47184
pic now

No.47188

fire up a nice hitbox stream

No.47189

sigh all the good usernames are taken

No.47190

>>47187
started eating it before i walked back to my room and made that post its gone i only used 3 eggs

No.47191

nopic is getting arrogant

No.47192


No.47193

fire up a nice connectcast stream

No.47194

bloating hard still eating or more precisely still drinking and more food is in the oven

No.47195

have a headache right behind my eye

No.47196

sigh freak

No.47197

cant wait for that ffvi stream

No.47198

you can wait

No.47199

ive been waiting

No.47200

dont remember the last time i fired up the normulator i was still on ii

No.47201

well get on it

No.47202

nah the dopamine return is too low

No.47203

gaming

No.47204

gamed

No.47205


No.47206

basically cleaned up my tabs but still need to deal with all these pixiv tabs thatre slowing me down

No.47207

cooked poptard

No.47208


No.47209

stopped buying poptards when i saw all the chemicals in the ingredient list

No.47210

hope youre joking about that but mom gave them to me for normsmas

No.47211

uh why do you hope im joking

No.47212

poptarts being an industrial byproduct isnt a revelation you should be having in your 20s

No.47213

pooptarts Please stick it in mee

No.47214

yeah neither is being a virgin whats your point

No.47215

never had poptarts before how are they

No.47216

whos in their 20s here

No.47217

he would have been when he stopped buying them unless he didn't notice until last week

No.47218

cant stand sharing a bathroom with sis anymore she keeps shiteing in the front part of the toilet bowl i dont know if she sits facing the opposite side to shite or if she sits way too forward but somethings gotta give

No.47219

im teenbro

No.47220

simply blast the skids with piss

No.47221

vile bitch

No.47222

love chemicals drinking some h2o right now

No.47223

hope its some nice fluoridated microplasticwater

No.47224

mom gave me some ibuprofen i was refusing by default but remembered i have no blogs

No.47225


No.47226

been sperming really hard as of late

No.47227

sperming hard or hardly sperming

No.47228


No.47229

keep having coughfarts

No.47230

did my calisthenics im sweatin like a maniac

No.47231

never did calisthenics whats it like

No.47232

sweaty

No.47233

cant exercise or the clothes i just got wont fit anymore

No.47234

tried to draw a sexy lady with braids but it just looked like turd hair

No.47235

pic

No.47236

its NOT finished yet

No.47237

would be nice to have a functioning brain

No.47238

tripleshat and blasted my ass with the showerhead on the bidet setting

No.47239

im nonfunctional

No.47240


No.47241

wasnt prepared to leave the 2000s

No.47242

starting to forget things too

No.47243

forgetting is skipping for your memory die skipper

No.47244

wonder if he would have joined holostars or nijien

No.47245

not sure if im forgetting actual events its more like i cant remember what feeling good was like

No.47246

woke up vibing

No.47247

stayed up far too late again not cracking has kept me up for an additional 5 hours a night minimum for the whole year

No.47248

aunt wanted grandpas katana until she NOTiced its made in india now i might get it Please stick it in mee

No.47268


No.47269

gramps should have got a tulwar

No.47270


No.47271

pubetrimmed

No.47272

pic

No.47273

gone

No.47274

moms gonno be pissed been putting something off for months and now first appointments are a month away

No.47275


No.47276

hate when anime characters are like 2m tall

No.47277


No.47278

love remembering mom is borderline retarded she said she wanted me to look at something and that she only had 4 minutes to order so i thought it was egay or some free shipping coupon went in and she was on some scam page for a 10 dollar iNorm with all of her information typed in and said she thought it was fine because her work email didnt filter it from her inbox

No.47279

love being summoned for tech support by mom and fixing her problem within a few seconds because she cant read or use google

No.47280

napped woke up with heartburn

No.47281

teaspoon of baking soda NOW

No.47282

already took some calcium carbonate

No.47283


No.47284


No.47285

mom got blogs i was hoping to wait until tomorrow but what difference does it make

No.47286

fried up some chicken used chicken breast instead of thigh this time well see how it turns out

No.47287

its NOT as good

No.47288

what if hes making tenders

No.47289

that beer foamed up as if i had just thrown it down the stairs 5 seconds before cracking not sure if thats a sign to not crack but im doing it anyway

No.47290

what do you mean he im me

No.47291

watching onimai got a bone

No.47292

die ped

No.47293

saw a lady with skimpy skin tight clothes no bra large erect nipples at the store today she might as well have been walking around naked also eggs were $3.49 a dozen its flipping over

No.47294

theyve been 1 to 2 dollars more than that for at least a year and half

No.47295

I worked for a company licensing anime content, and there were some shows that I felt like I needed a shower after having to work with the content. As the parent of a small child during that time, it was very disturbing. I did not last long working for that company, and is the shortest stint for a company on my resume.

No.47296

uh they were 1 or 2 dollars less than that NOT too long ago

No.47297

ya i know mom was still buying me cartons of eggs on sale for 99 cents two years ago

No.47298

love how opera gx keeps pinning itself to my taskbar

No.47299


No.47300

i thought opera was just red chrome now

No.47301

sometimes feel like scaping but then think about either clicking elves for eight hours straight or dying over and over at some new raid boss and give up

No.47302

nice try but secret sage has been gone for years

No.47303

its over

No.47304

defragging my d drive

No.47305

sigh dfrag

No.47306

what does scape even have to offer to someone who doesnt like clicking elves for eight hours straight

No.47307

when i played it regularly it was the excitement of exploring and interacting through the information superhighway never payed attention to the numbers or anything

No.47308

brewed some sencha

No.47309


No.47310

i did add a bit of honey its better than i expected guess brewing at the right temp and NOT oversteeping really makes a difference

No.47311

sigh if he was still around i could ask for some pointers

No.47312

considering buying nice clothes NOT just the cheapest walmart sells for once might start with a nice tracksuit

No.47313

what happens if you gain or lose weight

No.47314

im NOT getting any taller

No.47315

>>47312
nice gopnik

No.47317

jan cleanup on aisle h

No.47318


No.47319

bought a nice smurf account time to play some chogath bot Please stick it in mee

No.47320

>>47317
sigh he would have loved that

No.47321

dont know whats going on with this 12 pack every can is foaming and i dont mean a little i mean i need to do it over the bathroom sink and dry it with paper towels before bringing it into my room

No.47322

shotgun time

No.47323

that would make even more of a mess i grabbed a bowl to open it over and a glass to pour it in when im done ill dump the bowl into the glass

No.47324


No.47325

>>47324
is this even a common problem that requires a special can i think its just because its been sitting on the shelf for months and got jostled around

No.47326

sigh need to find aNOTher game to game

No.47327

think im gonno make egg salad for dinner unless anyone has a better idea

No.47328

had planned to follow fewer shows this season to make room for other activities but every ep1 ive seen so far has been a winner

No.47329

wonder why all the old anime i download has subs half a second too slow

No.47330

the bits shifted over the last 15 years since you downloaded them

No.47331

love getting a surge of energy to game only the copy i have doesnt work so i have to redownload and by the time its ready i dont feel like gaming anymore

No.47332

sigh 15 years ago was over a decade ago

No.47333

>>47331
same love spending half an hour troubleshooting and looking at webpages downloading cracks and patches instead of popping a disk or cartridge in and just flippin gaming

No.47334

although a surprising amount of old scene releases work with no hassle on wangblows 7

No.47335

havent owned a console in over a decade

No.47336

uh what did you do with the ones you had as a kid

No.47337

NOThin blow 7 was the best windows with xp the runner up

No.47338

the best is the one i have the best memories using because i was a retarded child so its either 98 or xp

No.47339

theyre bros now

No.47340

i have some good memories with vista but i still know it wasnt good

No.47341

breaking my feasting limit hard gonno regret this bad tomorrow

No.47342


No.47343

>>47319
die smurf youre dishonorable and ruining the game for tards

No.47344

bh

No.47345


No.47346

why dont i get to own a sexy pixie

No.47347

>>47343
im not smurf im in tardelo playing with my fellow men

No.47348

found a condom while looking through lil bros stuff

No.47349

>>47346
whats stopping you

No.47350

reality

No.47351

oh

No.47352

>>47348
poke some holes in it and have a nice tardlaugh at his expense while he was to pay child support for 18 years

No.47353

never used a condom

No.47354

falling asleep sitting upright with a fresh blog and half a sandwich on my desk guess ill finish em and snooze

No.47355

feelin weird again not what i was hoping for

No.47356

feasted bigly just now

No.47357


No.47358

>>47356
what was on the menu

No.47359


No.47360

>>47358
two big ol pork sandwiches

No.47361

phew nice would have made some sausage patties meself but mom was raging about the pork smell when i made them yesterday

No.47362

dont see whats to rage about the fine smell of sizzlin pork

No.47363

she hates it and mentioned it like 5 times today gonno wait until shes at work and make the rest of the log at once

No.47364

that bitch is begging for the stairs

No.47365

taint got stairs

No.47366


No.47367

thank god every day im living alone now you dont realize how oppressive mom truly is until shes gone

No.47368

if i dont live with mom i have to go to lots of meetings and appointments and then i get a voucher to live in coontown no thanks ill be an agreeable parasite

No.47369

its not so bad

No.47370

or i could do nothing and maintain the status quo think ill go with that

No.47371

mom didnt give me that option but im glad things worked out how they did

No.47372

got some nice rain sounds rn not sure about the smell

No.47373

sigh he despised the smell of rain

No.47374


No.47375

learned a new word petrichor

No.47376

sigh

No.47377


No.47378

nice airtist

No.47379

wish i had artism instead of autism

No.47380

art requires autism but not too much

No.47381

>>47291
same phew

No.47382


No.47383


No.47384


No.47385

been watching hoarders

No.47386

where are the posts

No.47387

didnt have anything to post so i simply bumped a bunch of old threads on /jp/

No.47388

>>47386
i was snoozin

No.47389

having internet access really torpedos my interest to game i think because when i was teen i mostly played consoles and when i did game on the computer it wasnt possible to have a web browser and a game open

No.47390

miss being a stupid 10 year old playing n64 on the old zenith tv that didnt even have composite video just rf there was audio and color video and 15fps and i was happier than i could ever be with a 240hz 4k oled

No.47391

it wasnt 15 fps was it theres no way

No.47392

should i make chicken pasta or chicken sandwiches

No.47393

die chickenorm

No.47394

sandwiches it is Please stick it in mee gonna air fry a batch of fries with it too

No.47395

meme fry

No.47396

die airfrybrag

No.47397

had it up to here with fryguys arrogance

No.47398

prepped some tendies got a good feeling about these gonno bake some and fry some to compare

No.47399


No.47400

wheres the snow

No.47401

ive been whining about the hot weather for days

No.47402

sigh global norming

No.47403

nah thats a hoax next year itll be back to 10 degrees during the day

No.47404

how could you have such a callous disregard for spaceship earth

No.47405

fried tenders lookin good baked tenders are NOT the breading stuck to the pan when i tried to flip em

No.47406

the chicken flipper

No.47407

>>47404
get rid of all chinese indians arabs and africans then ill think about caring

No.47408

we outnumber you

No.47409

id rather burn the planet down than let you have it so ill keep doing my best

No.47410

white people wont even exist outside little enclaves in 80 years

No.47411

hate the arrogant chink

No.47412

those enclaves will have wheels and sanitation and electricity so have fun out in the wastes

No.47413

store was out of store brand ranch and i didnt want to pay double for hidden valley shouldve just taken the plunge could really use some ranch right now

No.47414

should have just gotten the packet its cheaper and tastes better

No.47415


No.47416

do you mean the stuff you need buttermilk for because im NOT so sure its cheaper than store brand plus no eazy squeezey bottle

No.47417


No.47418

went to starbucks with mom got a nice chai latte tall and a croissant it was pleasant

No.47419

always get the quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred

No.47420

sounds like what sis gets every day before complaining about NOT having money

No.47421

>>47399
posted a pic like that on hima and people said i was from some weird country because some trees were whiteish

No.47422

>>47416
mom said you can make buttermilk by pouring vinegar in milk thats how i do it

No.47423

well are you

No.47424

pic

No.47425

never get why norms are always surprised cartguy angers people he just calls them retarded assholes before asking them to remedy the issue

No.47426

im a retarded asshole

No.47427

splatfest starting

No.47428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K64hbcUbslE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY it's up

No.47429

sigh wish i lived somewhere with two stories

No.47430

got a nice adrenaline rush from making an appointment online gonno crack to calm down

No.47431

been putting off making some appointments for a few years now

No.47432

>>47428
read the title and thankfully closed the tab before the thumbnail loaded

No.47433

>>47431
ya this is one of those

No.47434

looking forward to aNOTher year of paolo embeds

No.47435

hope the government throws his monkey ass back to whatever tree he was living in a few years ago

No.47436

sigh guess ill try out that new kancolle anime

No.47437

you cant betray touhoe

No.47438

still waiting for the 2hu anime

No.47439


No.47440

its fridey night even though every day is exactly the same and weekends just mean mom what are we gonno do

No.47441

boiled some eggs for 12 minutes

No.47442

woke up mornin ota time for a big mug of coffee

No.47443

tried out my v60 today it tasted like real coffee havent tasted that in a while

No.47444

simply dont like cawfee enough to bother with all the gadgets mom broke the press thing i was using and then bought me another one but i havent even opened it i just dump some shite in the plastic xenoestrogen producing countertop appliance and fill my mug halfway up then fill the rest with tap water to cool it down

No.47445

fried up the last strips dont know if its because of the extra time spent resting in the fridge battered or because i got the oil temps better but hoo boy those were the best tenders ive had in recent memory just a bit too oily

No.47446

NOThin gadget its just a funnel

No.47447


No.47448

>>47446
mom has something like that from 40 years ago but its plastic does it just go on top of the mug

No.47449

die blehnorm

No.47450

no its special japanese glass

No.47451

mom got the little caesar peppeloni for dinner

No.47452

havent gotten one since kmart closed down sigh

No.47453

getting 60fps in crysis on high

No.47454

phew did you get a 4090

No.47455

no i got a 6600

No.47456

rolled up a nice np2 asstard

No.47457

was thinking about replaying crysis maxed out with my nice 570

No.47458

but how will you make ai art and mine crapto while playing crysis

No.47459

im talkin rx 570 not gtx dont have any cuda cores

No.47460

went to the store and got nacho supplies

No.47461

now its a fridey hell ya

No.47462

lookin forward to the pic

No.47463

sigh nobody ever asks me for pics

No.47464

what do you do

No.47465

well i fried some chicken today

No.47466

guess ill watch the niji jong tournament

No.47467

guess pic demander doesnt care about chicken i would have clicked if you posted one but im not arrogant enough to ask

No.47468

click every single pic posted

No.47469

not sure what im gonno have for dinner if that sausage is still good i guess ill make it all once mom is snoozing

No.47470

you can NOT just leave mom out of the sausage

No.47471

sigh crysis crashed i guess it was too much to ask for after all

No.47472

want some green tea but shouldnt be having normffeine this late

No.47473

https://files.catbox.moe/ffbfs2.jpeg
forgot she got me these two or three months ago found em in the back of the freezer and popped them in

No.47474

https://files.catbox.moe/2cz4mk.jpeg
nice flipping triple nested chemical list

No.47475

which ones are bad

No.47476

also nice flipping GENUIS for handing out 9 week bans for trying to link to albertsons what do they host cp there now

No.47477

looks fine to me methylcellulose is the only thing i dont know about but if its anything like normal cellulose its just sawdust with meth on it or something

No.47478

genuis rangebanned me i need to connect to a vpn before making each post

No.47479

guess ill watch setomiya jong

No.47480

>>47476
ya didnt you hear

No.47481

sigh used to reset the router every morning

No.47482

sigh thought we were all on vpns after the big nig got raided by the popo crying for the left behinders

No.47483

funny how thats one of the most innocuous ingredient lists ive ever read for a frozen walmart product most of the freezer shite i eat isnt even comprised of food

No.47484

Please stick it in mee whoever posted that defiantly isnt american heres a microwave red baron

ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, MALTED BARLEY FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), WATER, LOW MOISTURE PART SKIM MOZZARELLA CHEESE (PART SKIM MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES), COOKED PIZZA TOPPING (SAUSAGE [PORK, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, SPICES, WATER, SALT, SUGAR, GARLIC POWDER], WATER, TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN [SOY FLOUR, SALT]), TOMATO PASTE, BELL PEPPERS, PALM OIL, PEPPERONI MADE WITH PORK, CHICKEN, AND BEEF (PORK, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, BEEF, SALT, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: SPICES, DEXTROSE, LACTIC ACID STARTER CULTURE, SODIUM ASCORBATE, SMOKE FLAVORING, FLAVORING, SODIUM NITRITE, BHA, BHT, CITRIC ACID, CONTAINS ONE OR MORE OF: WATER, GARLIC POWDER, PAPRIKA, OLEORESIN OF PAPRIKA), CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE OIL (SOYBEAN AND/OR CANOLA OIL), ONION, SUGAR, SALT, YEAST, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SPICE, MALTODEXTRIN, DRIED GARLIC, HYDROLYZED SOY AND CORN PROTEIN, PAPRIKA, DRIED ONION, NATURAL FLAVOR, WHEAT STARCH, L-CYSTEINE HYDROCHLORIDE, AMMONIUM SULFATE, SOY LECITHIN, ANNATTO (COLOR), ASCORBIC ACID (DOUGH CONDITIONER).

No.47485


No.47486

why are you yelling at me

No.47487


No.47488

nothing wrong with mr capitalism taking the vitamins out of flour in processing then mixing them back in and then adding some nice bacteria owning sodium nitrate to the meat and some nice easily synthesized carbohydrates for meat flavor

No.47489

youre right we all have to die eventually

No.47490

popping open a nice one cup ozeki sake

No.47491

love a good gangimari sheep

No.47492


No.47493

>>47484
which ones are bad

No.47494

just timed it refreshing this page takes me over 15 seconds wouldnt mind switching threads more often

No.47495

>>47493
TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN BHA, BHT VEGETABLE OIL HYDROLYZED SOY AND CORN PROTEIN,L-CYSTEINE HYDROCHLORIDE, AMMONIUM SULFATE, SOY LECITHIN

No.47496

whats the problem

No.47497

nothing if youre suicidal

No.47498

this sakes good but the cups too small

No.47499

hoo boy that old broad marie calendar outdid herself again mom said she could taste beer in it but im already drunk and didnt notice

No.47500

gamed a bit might game some more later

No.47501

its callender

No.47502

i know i was goofing around

No.47503

never ate marie calenders how is it

No.47504

love a good marie calendar pot pie

No.47505

wish i had some pot

No.47506

>>47503
what do you mean never ate they used to go on sale for like a dollar fifty each just a few years ago and that was when they were expensive

No.47507

sigh he loved smoking pot

No.47508

and even now he continues to pay for a once popular now deserted imageboard

No.47509

hes paying for his crimes against children

No.47510

>>47506
what do you mean what do you mean i just never ate one before now i wanna know how are they

No.47511

Disappointed

You have by far the best frozen meals. I also made sure I went to your restaurant when I visited California. But this pub dish was not your finest. It tasted like canned corned beef hash which in and of itself is fine but not this. I expected much better moisture and flavor. I do think the flavor of the crust was was good but the bottom did overbake and I took it out early. I will continue to enjoy your other meals! Thank you

No.47512

oh

No.47513

wish the norms would just croak at 50 or 60 wed be able to afford the mansion and wives with just a part time water store gig if the old farts would just die already instead of living to 90

No.47514

nothin wrong with canned corn beef hash that norms getting way too uppity for ten bux

No.47515

won a 100x for team sour in the splatfest

No.47516

nice flippin norm blaming random old people for soaring property prices ya its because people are too old and defiantly NOT an orchestrated effort by the you know whos

No.47517

love when the benevolent free hand of the market takes half my paycheck and gives it to some foreigner who doesnt live anywhere nearby but just owns all the apartments now thats what i call efficiency

No.47518

>>47516
all of those old people are the soyfacing nintendo switch owners of today they didnt do shit to stop it

No.47519

i dont know who who is it

No.47520

you know

No.47521

no i dont stop making fun of me

No.47522

okayus flipping owning

No.47523

those guys that do all the stuff

No.47524

oh those guys again Please stick it in mee

No.47525

the gods dammed old white men

No.47526

nacho time

No.47527

pic NOW

No.47528

want to post one but catbox.moe is down sigh

No.47529

normbox.norme

No.47530

guess youll just have to upload that pic to youtube instead

No.47531

that doesnt sound right

No.47532

i am a norm

No.47533

sigh its still down guess im just not gonna be able to post this pic gonna snooze

No.47534

uh simply use aNOTher image or file host

No.47535

dont wanna use the wrong one and get genuis banned

No.47536

use this one https://uguu.se

No.47537


No.47538

cant believe that guy tricked me into playing ranked got a flippin 32 percent winrate because the game keeps matching me with people way better than me for some reason

No.47539

its time to improve

No.47540

how do i improve when im getting flipsnapped to death every game with no room to breathe

No.47541

you were born without the gaming gene may as well give up because its flippin over

No.47542

cant believe nene let an entuber steal the zako cup title

No.47544

did my calisthenics

No.47545

>>47537
whats all the red stuff

No.47546

and wheres the numpad

No.47547

never used the numpad for anything other than mousekeys for quickly dropping teaks on ape atoll in 2007

No.47548

cant use fullsize kb because im framelet

No.47549

watching a tv show theyve already said 4chan cel cuck and short mans complex

No.47550

what is the hacker known as 4chan up to these days

No.47551

crying a cosplayer misspelled lamy as lame

No.47552


No.47553

virus dont click

No.47554


No.47555


No.47556

augh my lower back

No.47557

simply start lifting

No.47558

havent touched my dumbbells in ages

No.47559

was able to get real wasted last night by an early time and snooze hard im up before noon and already have the cawfee pot plugged in

No.47560


No.47561

love getting #wasted with da boys down at da club

No.47562

if da boys are my bros and da club is this thread ya me too

No.47563

listenin to kid rock

No.47564

that guy only made it because he stole from warren zevon and lynyrd skynyrd

No.47565

never heard of those norms

No.47566

if you were my son id be dragging you by the ears over to the hifi to spin some cd quality audio

No.47567


No.47568

never thought about it but are cds flac

No.47569

i feel like i would have noticed if they were but isnt wav the same thing

No.47570

nice tard

No.47571

most flacs are cd rips except the ones that are 128kbps limewire mp3s

No.47572

wavs are like bmps flacs are like pngs

No.47573

>>47571
cant hear a difference

No.47574

tested it years ago i could tell the difference between 128kps and better but not the difference between v0 and 320kps and better

No.47575

ya you need special cables to tell the difference

No.47576

have a funny feeling in my penis looking at the index

No.47577

oooog

No.47578

die footnorm

No.47579

nothin foot in the thread below this one

No.47580

flipping vile

No.47581

nothin vile about that besides her mental illness manifesting in graffitiing herself

No.47582


No.47583

havent had nachos in a long time might make em for dinner moms got a jar of guac in the fridge thats been in there for a while

No.47584


No.47585

never played deus ex think i tried it once

No.47586

damned good computer game damned good

No.47587

cant play it because of the forced mouse accel

No.47588

back is killing me

No.47589

>>47587
dont have the iq to notice things like that but isnt there a fix for xp and up

No.47590

loved deus ex replayed the first half for 30 hours straight then decided to check out the rest of the game only to get bored at the start of the last mission and go back to replaying the beginning of the game again

No.47591

never beat it may have been close to the end the last time i played but i dont remember

No.47592

too much cawfee on an empty stomach got the shakes

No.47593

made more tenders

No.47594

hope you made honey mustard

No.47595

no but i have some horseradish mustard

No.47596

spermed

No.47597

ive had horseradish cheese but not horseradish mustard ive had wasabi mustard but it wasnt strong enough

No.47598

that wasabi mustard was probably just horseradish mustard anyway

No.47599

whatever it was it was for little girls and turned me off from buying the horseradish version

No.47600

i just buy the jar of ground horseradish cant get much stronger

No.47601

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdQE0yfDZDU
gonno need this info pretty soon

No.47602

why

No.47603

that guy is pasted

No.47604

ya cant get much stronger than buying the prepackaged stuff made with the dregs that they couldnt use for anything else

No.47605

love the cynicalguy what else would horseradish be used for genious

No.47606


No.47607

what next are you gonno tell me you get jars of garlic for the strongest garlic flavor

No.47608

woke up after 4 hours with severe ear pain think it might be infected why is god punishing me

No.47609

do you really need someone to list the reasons

No.47610

the statement that you cant get much stronger implies you can get something stronger in fact it doesnt imply it the existence of something stronger is declared

No.47611

made a nice pourover

No.47612


No.47613

just lifted my 5lb dumbbell cant get much heavier than that

No.47614

>>47610
yeah but not much stronger

No.47615

>>47607
i dont get those because theyre full of toxins and are peeled by chinese prisoners only a matter of time before you get a fingernail in there

No.47616

plus you dont get to enjoy the smell on your hands for the rest of the day

No.47617

ate a clove of raw garlic felt like my insides were rotting for hours garlic has to be cooked horseradish is eaten raw

No.47618

are we watching the new trigun

No.47619

mom wants me to chop the christ mass tree up and throw it over the fence dont know why i cant just throw it whole

No.47620

uh no

No.47621

nah

No.47622

>>47618
die for asking that

No.47623


No.47624

https://files.catbox.moe/lqyc1v.jpg
sigh just like i remember him

No.47625

sigh dont click that what the flip why would you post that

No.47626

tardlaughing thats pasted

No.47627

this must be the worst season ever

No.47628


No.47629

how can you say that when there are so many good shows

No.47630

like what already dropped onimai

No.47631

what the hell you cant just drop a 10 like that

No.47632

>>47630
what about the other 2 that look tolerable and already aired

No.47633

those two better be koori and tensei

No.47634

been wondering about how a girl would react if she saw just how much josperm was dedicated to her by random guys throughout her lifetime again

No.47635

too lazy to unabbreviate those and look them up im talking about Isekai Nonbiri Nouka and Rougo ni Sonaete Isekai de 8-manmai no Kinka o Tamemasu

No.47636

i menat Koori Zokusei Danshi to Cool na Douryou Joshi and Tensei Oujo to Tensai Reijou no Mahou Kakumei watched nonbiri downloaded rougo

No.47637

what did you think

No.47638

about what

No.47639

the show you just said you watched that i havent downloaded yet

No.47640

that narrows it down to 3 shows two were good one didnt do enough in the first ep to tell

No.47641

and which one was that

No.47642

if youre gonno be vague about your questions then ill be vague about my answers

No.47643

>>47624
Please stick it in mee

No.47644


No.47645

dont have chips for nachos gonno cut up some tortillas and put them in oil

No.47646

only have a tiny bit of normka and no blogs left

No.47647

ive got 3.5

No.47648

cant even stand up straight can barely walk and its only getting worse wonder if its because of the cold grans arthritis gets worse in the cold too

No.47649


No.47650


No.47651

measured 100ml left poured 50ml

No.47652

cleaned me room

No.47653

lets see a before and after pic

No.47654


No.47655

nice work

No.47656

saved enough to finally buy a small fishing boat does anyone want to move to maine and come sail away

No.47657

sure

No.47658


No.47659

Please stick it in mee

No.47660

never finished rebuild

No.47661

almost finished it but the last one sucked shit

No.47662

thinkin about the nachos im going to cook and eat a few hours from now

No.47663

uh you should be in bed a few hours from now thats bedtime

No.47664

nah bedtimes not for another 13 hours

No.47665

>>47662
just took mine out of the oven with fresh chips because of that pic Please stick it in mee

No.47666

poured the remaining 50ml

No.47667

i guess i have that bottle of wine but ive been saving that for a special occasion i also have some vinegarified sake opened months ago

No.47668


No.47669

two of those posts were my own

No.47670

well i hope you enjoy the contents of both of the posts individually

No.47671

whats to enjoy theres NOThing left

No.47672

well i hope you enjoyed the remaining 50ml while you had it

No.47673

wish i could still enjoy things

No.47674

feeling feverish evening fevers been subsiding lately guess its about time for a comeback

No.47675

>>47673
i enjoyed those nachos because i chugged a beer beforehand and loaded em up but itll pass

No.47676

what happened to a few hours it hasnt even been one

No.47677


No.47678

oh

No.47679

already ate two big chicken breasts worth of fried tenders and some fries now got a pizza in the oven i was supposed to be dieting this must be what they call the rebound

No.47680

youre a growing boy you need your strength

No.47681

this old sakes less deteriorated than id expected

No.47682

yeah growing is right weighed myself regret it

No.47683

what are we talkin i hit 220 at some point in the last few weeks

No.47684

guess it really is the cold fired up the heater and my backs feeling better NOT completely but noticeably

No.47685

im no nb i want to be beach body ready come summer

No.47686

have no desire to take my clothes off in public no matter the season especially not now that everyones snappin pics at all times

No.47687

youll never get a gf like that

No.47688

ya exactly all it takes is one teen to snap a side profile pic of me virg walking at the beach and im all over the today show and normtube as the joke of the day

No.47689

been yanking my chain to covert photographs of japanese schoolgirls recently

No.47690

got a new 12tb drive a couple weeks ago now all my drives are back in the blue

No.47691

hope you got two and have one in a drawer for cold storage

No.47692

got everything NOT unimportant on two drives and everything important on three or more

No.47693

havent coughed up the cash for that the wd elements are down to 150 for 8tb though maybe ill get one

No.47694

hate backupnorms

No.47695

get filled with emotions every time i hear some soundtracks dont know if im reacting to memories of what its a soundtrack of or memories of the good times i used to have back when i was first experiencing them

No.47696

still have my irc logs from over a decade ago but i darent read them

No.47697


No.47698

dont get nostalgic anymore

No.47699

normstalgic

No.47700

was a norm once

No.47701

playing yakuza 0 getting owned hard on the first boss wasnt always this much of a noob guess im just NOT a gamer anymore

No.47702

gamed on that game some 6 years ago

No.47703

its not that old is it

No.47704

its 8 years old the english version is 6

No.47705

what the flip

No.47706

die release day gamer

No.47707

a gamer has to game

No.47708

die gamer

No.47709

now i remember i got a bloodborne machine for christmas 2016 and i needed exclusives played yakuza nioh kats game 2bs game now that i think about it 2017 was the last year more than one game came out i wanted to play

No.47710

played a lot of bloodnorme around that time even though i bought mine months earlier

No.47711

polished off that pizza still want more

No.47712

nacho time

No.47713

never played a souls game

No.47714

my greatest gamer shame is latenorming bloodborne nearly 2 years same thing happened with mgs4

No.47715

latenormed mgs4 by 6 or 7 years and played it in a day

No.47716

havent played those theyre on my maybe play someday list

No.47717

always think i marathoned the mgs games not that long ago but then i remember it was at least 12 years ago

No.47718

what are ye waiting for

No.47719

watching an f2p ironman ds speedrun

No.47720

>>47718
the proper circumstances

No.47721

dont think my ps2 works anymore and i never got the ps3 version its probably expensive now

No.47722

never owned a psx or xbox we were a nintendo family

No.47723

the ps triple has had full cfw for years

No.47724

dont know if it works on mine dont know where to get the isos too much effort rather just pretend im still 20

No.47725

bloodnormes coming to pc all your psnorms got gypped hard

No.47726

keep remembering they announced death stranding 2 and not being sure if that was just a dream

No.47727

think the quadruple has it too but i havent bothered since ive only plugged it in once or twice in the last 5 years

No.47728


No.47729

pasted

No.47730

dont think i know death stranding

No.47731

its the one where you walk around

No.47732

love a nice walking simulator

No.47733

kojima left the gamer community in shambles with that one and hes making a sequel that looks exactly the same

No.47734

walked a lot in scape is it like that

No.47735

its good training for our future careers as amazon delivery men

No.47736

>>47734
you were supposed to get 99 agility first before you do anything else

No.47737

thats p2w

No.47738

you only need 96 if you dont care about the cape

No.47739

thats just one step on the journey to max

No.47740

cant wait for the next scape stream

No.47741

might stream it when the new skill comes out

No.47742

you were supposed to move on from scape to lol

No.47743

dont laugh at me

No.47744

too avoidant for lol

No.47745

read something cool about the ps quadruple and now i want to plug it in to see if it works

No.47746

just remembered alaska counts as part of america maybe i should move there wonder what its like

No.47747

cold and they can buy weed at gas stations

No.47748

heard they aint got much womenfolk there so the men are all full of chimp aggression

No.47749

sigh just like the mansion

No.47750

sounds like paradise

No.47751

you know i dont remember the last time i saw a combination fast food restaurant like a kfc aw

No.47752

saw a kfc long john silvers half a decade ago in another state

No.47753

never went into one the concept was repulsive to me actually

No.47754

nothin repulsive its called efficiency

No.47755

Please stick it in mee love playing adc losing all my games then going back to jg winning them all and staying at the same rank

No.47756

nah without women around men become peaceloving inventors and artists filled with brotherly love

No.47757

well there are still women there just not enough to go around

No.47758

theres a long john silvers/a&w down the street

No.47759

never had long john silvers or a&w how are they

No.47760

the ampersanders

No.47761

>>47759
never had em either ive had a&w root beer though its good

No.47762

stream a nice first trip down to long johns

No.47763

can make long johns at home by putting some fish filets in a tortilla ive done so many times

No.47764

forgot to start drinking gonno get it down then maybe make a bologna sandwich or a grilled cheese

No.47765


No.47766

uhh this is supposed to be a year of sobriety and sombre contemplation you cant just drink

No.47767

sigh filtered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg OYLDf5Wv8

No.47768

>>47766
i was sober of normahol until yesterday

No.47769

hate bees and beenorms

No.47770


No.47771

forgot i have a bag of jalapeno cheeto puffs in here think ill skip the bologna or just eat it cold

No.47772

not feelin the cheetos right now its bologna time

No.47773

resubbed to xiv

No.47774

hell ya fire up that void love my references to whatever flipping dumb 30 year old ff game thats recycled from

No.47775

gonno try to game tomorrow anything is better than rotting

No.47776

just gamed meself now im gonna snooze then wake and game

No.47777

guess ill snooze too

No.47778

you snooze you lose

No.47779

woke up grinding beans

No.47780

tried cofe once didnt like it

No.47781

according to my anime youre only a real grown up if you drink it black

No.47782

been drinking it black since i was a teen sis got mad at me said i was being pretentious

No.47783

need more practice with my pourover its been coming out sour so ive been adding milk

No.47784


No.47785

sigh thought youd post a helpful hoffman vid

No.47786

mom asked if she should download an antivirus app for her normphone and if you can get viruses from watching youtube

No.47787

ya the mind virus

No.47788

groan normazon says usps tried to deliver my package what does that even mean their car didnt start or something you just take the package and put it by the door

No.47789

ate some tardza with a huge crust bubble

No.47790

wheres the pic

No.47791


No.47792


No.47793

mom said shes waiting to go to the store with me id rather chew glass

No.47794

cracked my breakfast coke guess its a chance to choose me own blogs and some frozen petroleum byproducts made to resemble food

No.47795

dont drink sugarwater

No.47796


No.47797

sis made me a profile on her normflix account and said i cant change the profile pic

No.47798

dont even know what kind of shows norms watch these days

No.47799

eating necco wafers

No.47800


No.47801

gonno learn how to eat ass and lick kitty

No.47802

bored might raid

No.47803

https://files.catbox.moe/3sltsj.JPG sigh send me the flip back

No.47804

gbt

No.47805

interdasting trip to the store it was far too busy for my liking and i had a weird realization near some teengirls that even though i feel the same as i did as a teen i missed my chance also started freaking out for the first time in a while near the end but it passed

No.47806

got a 30 pack and a take and bake pizza because they were out of frozen i wanted to get some lite blogs to try them but a 6 pack was 6 bucks and i didnt want to look like a cool in front of mom or the cashier ill try to find a single of each somewhere before i go all in

No.47807

>>47798
norms love that spic wednesday show

No.47808

dont know what that is

No.47809

you dont want to

No.47810

sigh wednesday

No.47811

why NOT

No.47812

was unaware a dominos had opened up looks like pizzas back on the menu once i find some coupons

No.47813

new kb arrived

No.47814

take and bake is better than frozen

No.47815


No.47816

woke up hey guys

No.47817

>>47814
not 3 bucks better from what ive had

No.47818

>>47812
get the peppeloni cheese pan

No.47819

take and bake is cheaper than frozen here Please stick it in mee

No.47820

nah the coupons are always worse than the generic specials they have online

No.47821

havent ordered pizza in a few years now

No.47822


No.47823

>>47815
NOThin special just a cheapo mechanical with gay leds

No.47824

やさいせいかつ

No.47825

memechanical

No.47826

love some cool leds

No.47827

i use a model m not because i like it all that much but because every other keyboard ive used breaks

No.47828

cant go wrong with a nice filco folded one thousand times theyre unbreakable

No.47829

nobody ever got fired for buying ibm

No.47830

model n

No.47831

never had a keyboard break ive broken the legs off and ruined the keys by spilling soda or beer but they still work

No.47832

dont think ive had a mouse break either theyve just become unusable through dead skin buildup and the mousewheel melting or buttons not working

No.47833

uhh if the wheel melts and the button stops working that means it broke

No.47834

i can still scroll with the bare plastic or press the button extra hard to make it work

No.47835

my bikes NOT broken see i can still move if i carry it

No.47836

ya by break i meant they got shittier and i dont like change

No.47837

nah now youre doing that thing again i simply consider it unusable when i have to adapt to its degradation it still functions as an input device

No.47838

mug of joe number 2

No.47839

im unusable

No.47840

got a use for ya right here

No.47841

dont think i would be good at slurping

No.47842

feeling great anxiety and despair

No.47843

the joe guy

No.47844

that guy joe

No.47845

oog me grind me joe

No.47846

wish i was cool enough to own a coffee grinder

No.47847

dont like third wave coffee norms like hoffmann telling me im stupid for liking dark roast and not wanting to drink a cup of hot acidic vegetable water

No.47848

your ego might be on the fragile side

No.47849

uhh dont see how you could watch that faggot for more than five seconds or care what he says about coffee only know who he is because someone keeps posting him here

No.47850

its not i just think its highly suspicious that sophisticated coffee people started hating bitter coffee at the same time sophisticated beer people started trying to make the bitterest beer

No.47851

nothin wrong with a nice hoppy ipa

No.47852

lots of cools getting popular on youtube the last couple years theres hoffmann tasting history guy technormlogy connections guy regular car reviews came out

No.47853

its cool to be cool now

No.47854

weird how faggot was a perfectly acceptable insult around the schoolyard NOT so long ago

No.47855

>>47849
he linked and i clicked and watched and learned whats the problem

No.47856

the problem is hes a pretentious flaming faggot thats offensive to the senses

No.47857

its NOT pretentiousness if you actually have the knowledge sounds like someones prejudice is getting the better of them

No.47858

maybe youre right but i dont mind that chlebowski guy even though hes an ass munching homo something about that coffee guy rubs me the wrong way though

No.47859

did it move

No.47860

sure and i guess i want to fuck spiders too since i dont like them

No.47861

bh

No.47862

overate again feelin fat n ugly

No.47863

its not about knowledge though ive had nucoffee plenty of times in trendy cafes it tastes like vegetable acid water snobs like hoffmann just arbitrarily decided that sourness is good and bitterness is bad i guarantee you if we had been drinking light roast coffee for hundreds of years hoffmann would be scrunching his face up about light roasts and singing the praises of french roast

No.47864

>>47862
youre beautiful

No.47865

ya and in that case youd be whining about how nobody likes sour coffee anymore

No.47866

get a load of mr fancy pants going to trendy cafes all the time

No.47867

the hipster

No.47868

all this talk is gettin me thirsty for mug of joe number 3

No.47869

ya im contrarian to the contrarians so what isnt that what we all are

No.47870

nice coffee reactionary

No.47871

NOThing more norm than being contrarian

No.47872

ya thats what i said

No.47873

you didnt say that

No.47874

did so

No.47875

had a steak for dinner cooked it perfectly medium rare but it was tough as hell should have done the baking soda thing to it

No.47876

we just got done with the coffee fight now youre gonno start a steak fight

No.47877

thats funny i didnt see a pic

No.47878

didnt have time and moms dinner was half of it made fries too

No.47879


No.47880

thought maybe today would be a gaming day im not counting it out yet but firing up that ross is more likely since i dont have to do anything but stare

No.47881

uh its been 2 weeks why havent you watched that ross by now

No.47882

been playing valheim got bronze and a boat but now i dont know what to do if i go anywhere new i get oneshot by draugr or wolves or mosquitoes

No.47883

normheim

No.47884

still havent finished freemans mind

No.47885

>>47881
just hasnt been time for it yet i would have watched it the other night when i made those dogs but i watched a movie instead

No.47886

women fear me

No.47887

nice creep

No.47888

i deserve sex

No.47889

i flip women

No.47890

sex sells but whos buyin

No.47891

me

No.47892

cracked im hoping to make that pizza later

No.47893

went to the store got a bottle of brandy and some lamb curry supplies

No.47894

what about the ol 9 to 5 tomorrow

No.47895

dont have one

No.47896

what about those young 25 year old go getters theyre gonno leave you in the dust

No.47897

im off tomorrow

No.47898

already been left in the dust by 16 year olds getting their first job at mcds im probably not going to catch up

No.47899

oh ya mom mentioned something about it being return of the kang day because the bank is closed

No.47900

NOThin kang took the day off because i have a dentist appointment

No.47901

youre among friends you dont have to lie about being a functional member of society here

No.47902

drinkin that brandy gonna get a nice buzz on and feast on some chos

No.47903

i highly recommend frying your own chips that took em to the next level

No.47904

too stupid to fry my own chips sorry

No.47905

bet you could even memefry them

No.47906

two chink girls came and inspected my apartment for the landlord today they were in shock at how clean it was compared to the dumpsters the drug addicts here live in they kept saying so clean so clean so order wow

No.47907

nice jbw

No.47908

i live in a garbage dump

No.47909

>>47906
where are you taking them for dinner

No.47910

not sure yet gotta pick between long john silvers and a&w

No.47911

pics

No.47912

burning itch under me normskin and joing did NOT cure it

No.47913

of what

No.47914

youre guaranteed to get up in them guts if you take em to a&w the lesser races love the excess of american fast food

No.47915

NOThin lesser the chinks are pasted

No.47916

theyre our superiors

No.47917

of the garbage dump you live in

No.47918

sigh got killed by a wraith all i can do is mine copper

No.47919


No.47920

>>47912
its time for a circumcision

No.47921

i would advise against that

No.47922

why the new world health order says its perfectly safe

No.47923

gonno make sure my kids are circumcised so they dont get an f on penis inspection day

No.47924


No.47925

im uhh tard ya thats it im tard

No.47926

starting to think that being a useless unsociable permavirg tard loser isnt so great after all

No.47927

we fell for the meme

No.47928

what makes you think that

No.47929

none of us are unsociable were here arent we

No.47930

Please stick it in mee oh ya

No.47931

just realized chuu2 is over a decade old still havent finished watching the second season where did all the years go

No.47932

>>47931
uh wait no

No.47933

uh

No.47934


No.47935

i was hoping for more from the filename

No.47936

dont be crude

No.47937

nothin crude hes the one that generated it

No.47938

okay loading this page takes 24 seconds now and one in ten times it bugs out can we move to aNOTher thread now

No.47939

upgrade from ddr2

No.47940

never

No.47941

woke up took the blackpill

No.47942

time to make those chos

No.47943

>>47940
then rot

No.47944

simply wait aNOTher 18 posts then well move

No.47945

fire up the spambot

No.47948

dont know what the problem is ive had it take 20 seconds to load once in however long since we started this thread and my pc hits the big one oh this year

No.47949


No.47950

alright its gonno be pizza time real soon ive got a 6 pack in me and vids to watch

No.47951

links

No.47952

dont see how a 6 pack and vids have anything to do with pizza

No.47953


No.47954

wish i was friendish

No.47955

and no ive never had sex or kissed a human female on the mouth im simply trying to explain how the neet life has forced me to stack dopamine releasing activities to feel anything but the rope

No.47956

lucky you said that or i would have thought you had lots of sex with women

No.47957

sigh god flippin damn it

No.47958

gonna nap

No.47959


No.47960

greedy little third world roach what happened to doing it for the epeen and the lulz

No.47962

only translate manga because i need something to do while i look after my sick mother full time

No.47963

yeah right you little liar

No.47964

wish i was baste

No.47965

last post

No.47967

good ross good pizza started falling alseep for the last 5 minutes though gonno snooze

No.47969

>>47934
Please stick it in mee pasted mumcum

No.47982

where did everybody go



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