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No. 3236

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

No.37210

sigh

No.37246

cant believe its christmas already

No.37263

its NOT even ween yet what are you talking about

No.37303

crying he loved halloween

No.37304

he hated it

No.37305

he loved the sexy ladies coming up his doorstep shaking their butts

No.37308

sigh wish a sexy lady would shake her butt for me

No.42770

a festive thread

No.42772

its his turn

No.42779

guess ill vote for this one

No.42780

in

No.42781

dreamed about watching anime last night

No.42789

dont like posting in old threads

No.42791

dont mind the thread being hidden on the second page but its nice to have a change of scenery every once in a while

No.42792

like nb always says variety is the spice of life

No.42803

normblog

No.42813

weird how ghosta feels more like the w than hima ever did

No.42815

ya its pretty great really liking it

No.42817


No.42818

its true bhtron

No.42819

wrists hurting like crazy but dont want to stop scaping sigh

No.42820

simply bot

No.42821

>>42813
we have to parasitically attach to other threads and cant post images just like the good old days

No.42822

cant bot my honour wont allow it

No.42826

left behind

No.42827

reading an older manga the fanlator has like a page of text giving all his comments and opinions between every chapter sigh you just dont see that kind of thing these days

No.42828

nah you still see it

No.42829

NOT in the newga i read

No.42832

its jover dont even feel like sperming

No.42833


No.42834

let out a big one in your honor

No.42835

a grat one

No.42836

watched some of normis playing the dead space clone that guy mentioned the other day doesnt look that bad for a big game but i still cant believe norms are paying 90 bucks plus tip just to get the game modes and features that were compiled out right before release

No.42837

im that guy

No.42838

why not just wait until the denuvo is gone and they actually finish it

No.42839

the devs have to eat

No.42840


No.42841

>>42839
they should finish the game if they want that

No.42842


No.42843

went to the store they were playing this on the speakers already its not even flipping christmas yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-XL-3ntI20

No.42844

the clowns around here were putting up christ mass lights before thanksgiving you cant win

No.42845


No.42846

pasted

No.42847

hate when my gf sperms all over me

No.42848

guess ill make a buffalo chicken sandwich

No.42849

decided to shave with a pair of nail scissors i found managed to trim the left sideburn stache and chin before i got bored and gave up NOT like anyones gonno care if i walk to the store with a half shaved face anyway

No.42850

what about the checkout girls

No.42851

i use the self checkout

No.42852

using technology is more norm than interacting with a cashier

No.42853

wonder why milggggg doesnt have a vtuber persona yet

No.42854

shes geriatric wait until they run a tubie sitcom episode in 5 years

No.42855

shes only a couple of years older than marine

No.42856

if shes not on the clock shes too old for cock thats what my man kenneth george boles always said

No.42857

sigh both the air purifier and fan are making an annoying humming sound looks like i wont be sleeping tonight

No.42858

they call that white noise

No.42859

no its a high pitched sound the white noise is what i want to block out all of the other tiny little sounds that i get hyper focused on and prevent me from falling asleep

No.42860

>>42856
he never said that liar

No.42861

then why is he looking at 12 to life in the pokey

No.42862

he was framed

No.42863

who would want to frame him cameron mitchell cassidy of mocksville north carolina
27028 thats insane

No.42864

shotgunned at least a dozen cans of busch without a spill but these pabst cans are a mess

No.42865

i have half a mind to have mom call them and complain

No.42866

all i can is buy busch if youre gonno shotgun a 12 pack thats what i get

No.42867

the older i get the more i think a simple plan is the better winter everything goes wrong movie over fargo

No.42868

thought for a second about the early 2010s and wanted to rope

No.42869

to be more specific i remembered watamote and how only two or three years earlier i was a mentally retarded teen

No.42870

2012 wasnt bad but now that i look back on it the world really did end when the internet cracked open into the minds of norms

No.42871

im nothin but a retarded piece of trash

No.42872

keep in mind women are allowed to vote

No.42873

slept in jeans with dirt on them last night might be too lazy not to do it again

No.42874

sleeping
in my piss
waking up all wet

No.42875

still havent been there yet i expect to tardlaugh when i arrive

No.42876

happened to me a couple years ago mom wasnt too impressed

No.42877

thats natural it happens to everyone how old were you 16 17

No.42878

i was 27

No.42879

Please stick it in mee

No.42880

sigh not sure how long gramps has been a rotting corpse for that was one of his best jokes and i still use it

No.42881

i say corpse but im assuming you get cremated if you die and no one pays for your funeral

No.42882

just dump my body in the woods no need to even dig a hole

No.42883

theres gonno be a crypt at the mansion im just warning you now

No.42884

ill be in charge of the mansion sacristy

No.42885

think ill toss

No.42886

quit gaming for good

No.42887

a gamer must game

No.42888

nah its over im done gaming

No.42889

grandpa gambled almost all of his generous pension and stocks away so mom and her sisters are steaming

No.42890

wish i was a nice trust fund baby

No.42891


No.42893

11/4/2022 NRE - Notice of Completion of Post Conviction Relief Request for Extension of Time - Party (001)

No.42894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7G0UQ_4y2U whys she hiding her face everyone knows what she looks like

No.42895

cant do NOThin but game anymore all i think about is how to combo

No.42896


No.42897

wish i was american

No.42898

it was raining so i woke up late im sending mom out to get hotdog buns and lawnmower oil

No.42899


No.42900

degreased n ate za

No.42901

only uli would be insane enough to degrease

No.42902

tard friendly df is out

No.42903

tard friendly df is called adventure mode

No.42904

>>42893
die skipper

No.42905

too tard for adventure mode

No.42906

woke up got a headache hey mates

No.42907

got a solution to that how about NOT waking up next time

No.42908

think i got brain damage from reading technorm forums

No.42909

once in a lifetime shower leaked downstairs sigh

No.42910

owned

No.42911

>>42906
im developing one in real time as we speak

No.42912

no energy

No.42913

makin some ~pumpkin spice~ tea

No.42914

its NOT very good

No.42915

actually its pretty bad

No.42916

cracked to stave off this headache

No.42917

sigh crackhead

No.42918

groan mom wants my suggestions for holiday activities

No.42919

game with the fam

No.42920

id rather NOT especially because that would mean bored games

No.42921

what do you mean

No.42922

what do you mean what do i mean

No.42923

love playing monopoly

No.42924

used to play boardgames with mom a lot when i was younger but as i got older she wasnt able to understand more complex games

No.42925

shes just like me

No.42926

love a good german board game

No.42927


No.42928


No.42929

wrong board you meant to post that on /jp/

No.42930

>>42928
me and my gf

No.42931

why did she take a picture of you while you took one of her

No.42932

maybe he was holding a mirror

No.42933

oh man im bored

No.42934

hi bored

No.42935

>>42931
shes NOT taking a pic shes posting on hima

No.42936

cant tell if im hungry and want to eat some more chili or if im bloating and about to puke

No.42937

feasted and gave meself a neetcut what now

No.42938

was just considering a neetcut tonight myself is this what they mean by cycles syncing up

No.42939

might teenshave now that you mention it

No.42940

sigh moms making me watch magic mike with her again

No.42941

shes trying to turn you cool

No.42942

https://sciencepolicy.colorado.edu/students/envs_5000/mccright_2011.pdf
binged cool dudes and this came up its good reading

No.42943

sigh 2011 before retarded roasties college papers didnt dictate world policy

No.42944

Perhaps white males see less risk in the world because they
create, manage, control, and benefit from so much of it. Perhaps
women and nonwhite men see the world as more dangerous
because in many ways they are more vulnerable, because they
benefit less from many of its technologies and institutions, and
because they have less power and control
Flynn, J., Slovic, P., Mertz, C.K., 1994. Gender, race, and perception of environmental
health risks

sigh i never thought of it that way

No.42945

gotto get my id renewed in the next few months think ill actually cut my hair and shave when i go in this time so i dont look like a deranged tard when they take my pic

No.42946


No.42947

>>42944
we experienced none of those perks because we were born in the 90s

No.42948

just teencut and neetshaved meself

No.42949

whenever i cut always miss some patches end up with spots where my hairs a bit longer than the rest but it all blends in

No.42950

also takes a day or two for the stray hairs to go away itchin like mad rn

No.42951

took off my shirt because it was too hot and now im too cold

No.42952

climb under the kotatsu

No.42953

>>42948
now you need to apply for a part time job at the gas station

No.42954


No.42955

lucky girl wish i was her

No.42956

shes NOT lucky she needs rescue and medical attention

No.42957

NOT seeing any medical issues

No.42958


No.42959

might make another turkey reuben

No.42960

never had turkey

No.42961

nice foreigner

No.42962

whoa r18 is going to be deleted in a few months where are the japs gonno buy their vids now

No.42963

crying for the sexnorms

No.42964

owned

No.42965

bored guess ill snooze

No.42966

didnt snooze yet was too bored to stand up and move the 8 inches to my bed

No.42967

sigh thinking about how bad things are and how theyre going to get exponentially worse over a real short timeframe i was meant for a simpler slower life

No.42968

>>42962
what are you talking about

No.42969

gamed hard

No.42970

jod while peroxiding

No.42971

where are the posts

No.42972


No.42973

we all went back to hima

No.42974

crying for shogu

No.42975

woke up already tired

No.42976

>>42973
die teen

No.42977

asked mom for something at the store probably 6 times since shes been talking about going for days and she didnt get it there go my plans for later

No.42978

the arrogance

No.42979

>>42973
cant go back anymore already been marked a traitor ill be shot on sight if i return

No.42980

ooging hard to ponytail shizurin

No.42981


No.42982


No.42983


No.42984

no need to open a single one of those links

No.42985

you cant just skip

No.42986

you can if its a raid

No.42987

no one complains about tubers on hima anymore im going back its way better there

No.42988

raid is the default state

No.42989

imagining what life would be like in prison wonder if i would have to kill someone every time i wanted to go into isolation or if i could just ask the warden nicely

No.42990


No.42991

love a nice tubie honeypot

No.42992

ive noticed that for whatever reason my browser no longer locks up or crashes it just deloads tabs in the background

No.42993

>>42983
wish i had a ppt gf to cut cardboard and make presentations with

No.42994

hope ross isnt waiting for christ mass for more vids theres still 7 to go

No.42995

decided im gonno stop being a pmb as my first act i confronted some norm in a wheelchair who tried to cut in front of me at the self checkout in the store told him to get his ass to the back of the line

No.42996

nice costanza

No.42997

jaw pain worse after cutting it was supposed to be the other way guess ill take some of mankinds oldest painkillers

No.42998

cutting what

No.42999

my hair

No.43000

can tell its winter when the side of my lips start cracking like im some kind of joker wannabe

No.43001

pic

No.43002

no

No.43003

why does your hair length affect your jaw pain

No.43004

what do i look a flipping physicist

No.43005

uh ya

No.43006

how would you know i didnt post a pic

No.43007

I farted

No.43008


No.43009

uh ya

No.43010

ya what

No.43011

>>43006
ive seen the ones on himabook before

No.43012

uhh wasnt me

No.43013

know if i have aNOTher bagel or more blogka ill regret it know ill end up having more anyway

No.43014

hate when a shounen manga has the big arc thats the center of the series then cant just end after that has to keep going for aNOTher arc or two that are inevitably shite in comparison NOT sure i can think of any battle shounen that dont fall into this trap although im sure they exist i can only think of the ones that do

No.43015

die teen

No.43016

NOThin teen NOThin wrong with a nice manly battle manga

No.43017

shower just let out a bunch of water even though nobodys in the bathroom

No.43018


No.43019

Please stick it in mee

No.43020

do they still make pc cases where the optical drive opens horizontally

No.43021

the what opens sorry i dont use floppies any more gramps

No.43022

even when they switched to vertical towers i remember using them sideways but new cases have fan vents in the side think i can fit my case under my monitor and kill two birds with one stone

No.43023

the poor little birdies

No.43024

nevermind my case is like 8 and a half inches and my old monitor riser made out of phonebooks and planks is only 5 and a half

No.43025

feastin

No.43026

any pics

No.43027

cant take one but would you like me to paint a mental picture for you instead

No.43028

you mean in paint or

No.43029

guess ill watch a nice mrbeast vid

No.43030

ya hell ya

No.43031

>>43028
i mean describing what it looks like in words and then you can enjoy imagining it

No.43032

uhh wasnt me

No.43033

a word is worth a thousand pictures

No.43034

the bot

No.43035

the bot

No.43036

where

No.43037

ate aNOTher bagel but i think ill be able to resist pouring more

No.43038

think youve got that backwards

No.43039

what do you mean

No.43040

>>43029
saw some mrbeast chocolate bars at walmart

No.43041

>>43039
youre supposed to be able to resist the bagels but not the normahol

No.43042

is yandere simulator out

No.43043

id head on down to the local gamestop and check but they turned it into a vape store which im guessing is a drug dealing front for illegal immigrants

No.43044

tired of mom talking about how literally every family member under 40 besides me has multiple kids where was she with the arranged marriage when i was 5 if she wanted it so bad

No.43045

she needs to shut up with that shite real fast considering most of them are girls that dont have to do anything to pump em out but lay back

No.43046

sigh wonder how his five year old wife is doing

No.43047

>>43040
were they good

No.43048

i dont know i didnt get one

No.43049

anime night at the mansion https://files.catbox.moe/oqy0lz.png

No.43050

sigh sexy ladies love mrbeast you couldve got one as a present for your lgf

No.43051

dont understand the weird new circles on the exhentai search

No.43052

have you tried firing up n

No.43053

NOT a ner

No.43054

>>43049
cant imagine how fucked up their necks are

No.43055

>>42987
die teen

No.43056

might have to go hunting for those chips again

No.43057

havin some christmas beer

No.43058

youre about 2 weeks earlier but okay

No.43059


No.43060

male and female chinks are as indistinguishable as male and female buddies

No.43061

never told anyone this before but i secretly like female buddies with giant afros just think it would feel nice to pat their hair

No.43062

all i need for christmas is a big booty hoe

No.43063

they dont like wypipo touching their hair

No.43064

tough shit my great great granpappy got to touch it all he wanted and they were happy about it

No.43065

sigh i was born too late ill never get to experience that feel

No.43066


No.43067

>>43066
had to search engine this because its age gated pretty cool but i already saw it in 2007 or 2008 when haruhi did it

No.43068

also beck but i never finished watching that because it bored me

No.43069

these faggot ass kids never knew the Rolling, Falling, Scrambling Girls

No.43070


No.43071

im going to kill you unless you start posting better

No.43072


No.43073

snoozed guess ill do some calisthenics

No.43074

>>43071
do it kitty

No.43075

sigh the norms removed more of my bookmarks from normtube since the last time i checked thats what i get for not archiving even if it was up for years

No.43076

normchiving

No.43077

refuse to live in the past if somethings gone then its gone and its time to let it go

No.43078

sad now because its just gonno be another thing that vanishes forever

No.43079

itll live on in your memories

No.43080

>>43077
how is it the past if its arbitrarily removed by some tinyhat in california

No.43081

its the past because you cant access it anymore

No.43082

no one told me the past is just things hebrews have stolen from you that had no reason to disappear

No.43083

love blaming the friends for everything

No.43084

not everything but manually removing videos off of normtube ya

No.43085

considering getting a normazon giftcard and buying the album on amazon even though the guy is dead because i doubt the russians saved it

No.43086

learned one of my cousins gave their kid a white trash name by altering a normal name into something with ys and ns really wish mom would shut the hell up about this shit i dont care i dont expect them to come to my funeral

No.43087

grandpas funeral is on a friday because he left the church and they dont allow nonbelievers funerals on weekends

No.43088

never heard that one what about saturday

No.43089


No.43090

somehow went from a 6 pack a day to a 12 pack a day

No.43091

got a thulean mystery for ya right here

No.43092

is that music or him talking about his 24/7 renaissance fair its age gated and im not willing to copypaste the link and replace it with yewtu.be

No.43093

its just the song

No.43094

never listened to any post prison songs

No.43095

did my calisthenics im sweatin like a mad man

No.43096

shouldnt you have stopped sweating by now if you arent rotting

No.43097

keep stumbling and accidentally having a week where i lie in bed and drink all day that breaks it up and resets my fitness level

No.43098

why are these links age gated for you

No.43099

dont ask questions you might not want to know the answer for

No.43100

>>43098
i havent had a hooknosetube account since 2015

No.43101

you know you can get a greasemonkey script that bypasses it without an account

No.43102

yewtu.be seems to have broken it recently wonder if yt-dlps done the same

No.43103

theyre not age gated for me are you a non american

No.43104

works for me

No.43105

>>43103
the tubes believe i am

No.43106

tummy san is furious and not sure what i did to anger him

No.43107


No.43108

eating chicago pizza pie

No.43109

cant stand that much dough on pizzer

No.43110


No.43111

sigh

No.43112

starting to scheme how im going to get more blogs tomorrow after tarding out and going through another 12 pack in a day

No.43113

have you considered going to the store and buying some

No.43114

at work feasting on all the chicken skin chips and sugarwater

No.43115

i dont have a valid id and i dont want to get rejected by a teen like i did last year

No.43116


No.43117

hell yeah motherfucker

No.43118

the norming girls

No.43119

take it back

No.43120

damn good new polden

No.43121

what are you talking about polden caulfield

No.43122

add a coma in there i wasnt talking about you

No.43123

snoozey time

No.43124

same hope i acquire blogs and hotdog buns tomorrow so i can feast hard and maybe watch a movie

No.43125

woke up too many new posts

No.43126

the flipping foreigners

No.43127

wish i was flipping

No.43128

miss the days of catching up with hundreds of new posts on the w every evening in my dorm after class

No.43129

sigh 2021

No.43130

i am wanna die

No.43131

bu bu bu bu based

No.43132

i am wanna live

No.43133

bu bu bu bu butts

No.43134

no butts

No.43135

sigh just heard that white noise is bad for you how the flip am i supposed to sleep now

No.43136

nice white guilt

No.43137


No.43138


No.43139

bu bu bu bu butts

No.43140

really need to shite but moms lurking and will go in my room while im pooping

No.43141

what do you have to hide

No.43142

a mountain of trash

No.43143

i am wanna love

No.43144

sekis

No.43145


No.43146

rammed up a storm NOT sure if i like the new collapsing towers and hexgates

No.43147

die seki

No.43148

i aint seki

No.43149

liar theres no other loller

No.43150

theres at least one other guy that occasionally rams

No.43151

and the guy who keeps telling me to play ranked instead

No.43152

love being seki

No.43153

wish i was having sex with teengirls every day on the job

No.43154


No.43155

woke up mornin mates

No.43156

napped after lunch feelin awful

No.43157

keep getting goatsed

No.43158

Please stick it in mee

No.43159

me too just decided to adblock it because of your post

No.43160

sigh cant believe you would adblock it whats wrong with a nice little goatse

No.43161

havin some joe

No.43162


No.43163

sigh he loved that one

No.43164

might play yokai watch in his memory

No.43165

he hated yokai watch

No.43166

uh haha

No.43167

woke up from a good dream then spent 4 hours trying to fall asleep again gonno be up all night because i missed my chance to get blogs no hotdog buns either

No.43168

dreamed about having worms in my ears it was unpleasant

No.43169

gaming

No.43170

mom made meat and potato stew with some bread from the bakery

No.43171

mom gave me a footjob this morning and forced me to cum all over her soles

No.43172

no she didnt

No.43173

psych started me on nortriptyline made me start dreaming a lot had a vivid sex dream about a fat bastard sperming on a teen girl's face

No.43174

hate when mom snaps me

No.43175

wish i was allowed to flip

No.43176

psychiatrys nothin but a racket for the friends flush that shite

No.43177


No.43178

feasted hard

No.43179

yes she did

No.43180

what

No.43181

sigh wish i was allowed to get a footjob and sperm all over a womans soles

No.43182

wouldnt mind a footjob from a sexy little monkey but i cant imagine that the average human is skilled enough with their feet to make it even remotely pleasurable

No.43183

>>43177
is this a virus

No.43184

gonno watch the game awards with my big bro aris

No.43185

hb forgot that was happening even though i kept a tab open so i would remember

No.43186

hate normis

No.43187

love the gamer awards love doritos love mt dew

No.43188

hate the game awards and all those other game advertisement events

No.43189

hope xiv wins some awards again

No.43190

ffnormteen

No.43191

>>43176
nah i feel good like i dont care about anything but in the take it easy way not the ropefuel way

No.43192

nothin norm nothin teen

No.43193

wonder why scape hasnt won an award yet all the twitchteens love oldschool

No.43194

we already had this discussion scape isnt a game

No.43195

might watch too i have no interest in it at all but its not like id be doing anything else but sperming or getting annoyed by posts on 4norm

No.43196

if scape isnt a game then im NOT a gamer

No.43197

excited to play poe tomorrow

No.43198

path of norm

No.43199

cant watch this show without aris need his commentary to drown out the unbearable normbitch and boring teengames

No.43200

what about trevor

No.43201

uh aris is streaming it

No.43202

why would you watch that garb idiot

No.43203

>>43200
he just imitates normis anyway and i cant watch his stream for more than a few minutes a year because i get too depressed

No.43204

think ill watch the pigskin game instead

No.43205

chuckle whenever i remember that the most popular sport in america is nothing but tardnorms headbutting eachother and giving themselves brain damage so they can become even more tard

No.43206

die foreigner

No.43207

love watching nigs give each other brain damage

No.43208

bored as flip gonno turn off the norm awards and watch a movie instead

No.43209


No.43210

This premium content is not available in your region. (Error #1)

No.43211

norm football league

No.43212

preparing a feast

No.43213

wish i could feast theres been a bag of hotdogs in the freezer for days and days but theres no buns or even bread

No.43214

simply enjoy those doggers as god intended

No.43215

ate nugs and fries now i snooze

No.43216

im not eating them plain like an animal

No.43217

get a load of mr fancy pants over here

No.43218

feastin on what i prepared

No.43219

pic

No.43220

got no means of taking a pic how about a nice description instead

No.43221

fire up clip studio paint and draw us a pic

No.43222

dont think it would do much good i cant even draw stick figures let alone a fine meal

No.43223

>>43220
seem to recall you offering a description last time and never delivered

No.43224

thats because no one took me up on the offer

No.43225

sigh i was just waiting quietly and patiently

No.43226

its the squeaky wheel that gets the grease

No.43227

i dont want grease i want a pic

No.43228

already told you i dont have the means to take a pic or the artistic skill to draw one

No.43229


No.43230

sigh xiv won the cord award

No.43231

tossed and won big

No.43232

the jonger

No.43233

>>43228
uh ya thats why you were gonno send us a mental pic

No.43234

ive offered to do that but ive yet to be explicitly asked to do it

No.43235

i just did

No.43236


No.43237

alright imagine this if you will a pound of chopped marinated and grilled lamb hearts and onions over spiced rice mixed with two eggs and cheese so that the eggs are cooked and scrambled through and the cheese is melted

No.43238

too many words

No.43239

the point of painting a mental picture is using lots of words

No.43240

pasted racist aris

No.43241

never had a lamb heart the rest sounds good

No.43242

theyre good

No.43243

>>43237
so basically a lamb heart omurice

No.43244

uhh are we really going to allow this third world freak to get away with posting about eating lamb hearts

No.43245

whos we

No.43246

wouldnt mind trying a lamb heart or even just lamb

No.43247


No.43248

>>43244
you cant talk about malayguy like that hes got it bad enough living in a hut and shitting in a hole

No.43249

i can do whatever the hell i want

No.43250

preordered the diablo 4 ultimate edition

No.43251

was d4 at the game awards

No.43252

uh they havent even released destiny 3 yet

No.43253

uhhh

No.43254

>>43246
i love the gamey flavor of lamb

No.43255

nice gamer

No.43256

>>43252
what the flip

No.43257


No.43258

sigh we were still in the thick of the golden age on the w when verdict day came out

No.43259


No.43260

too bad ill never know whats weird because i dont click zogtube links

No.43261

dont understand what hes saying

No.43262

he gave a nice shoutout to his reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton

No.43263

uh zogtube haha

No.43264

zug zug

No.43265

you already said that

No.43266

still dont understand but at this point i dont think i want to know just want to pretend i never clicked that link and have no idea that retarded norm exists

No.43267

get owned clicker

No.43268

a clicker must click

No.43269

and a you must be owned I am an incomparable homo

No.43270

still dont know what that filter is

No.43271

>>43266
hes pasted

No.43272

what filter

No.43273


No.43274


No.43275

drinking already getting that hangover headache

No.43276

isnt that the filter for I am an incomparable homo

No.43277

I am an incomparable homo

No.43278

die cool

No.43279

popped 75mg of normadryl so i can snooze early enough to get more blogs with mom tomorrow

No.43280

think im finally flipping losing it im spiraling into a pit of madness and i dont know if ill ever be able to get out

No.43281

what is it

No.43282

have you tried drinking

No.43283

>>43279
quit taking those dementiapills

No.43284

i wouldnt advise that unless mom is wealthy enough to subsidize it to the point that you can drink all day every day

No.43285


No.43286

a handle of blogka only costs like 12 bucks and lasts a good little while

No.43287

>>43283
only take em when there arent any cold ones left nothin worse than tossing and turning for 4 hours before snoozing

No.43288

i just stay up until im tired

No.43289

uh ideally but thats gonno be at 10am and by that point itll be too bright to snooze and i wont be awake to go to the store when mom gets home

No.43290

if its too bright to snooze then dont

No.43291

uh you cant simply not snooze

No.43292

why NOT

No.43293


No.43294

shall i pour a third

No.43295

whats the serving size

No.43296

about the 1/4 line in the little cup that came with my rice cooker

No.43297

dont remember how many ounces a standard drink is but that sounds like enough

No.43298

tear ducts itching hard it shouldnt be like this in winter

No.43299

think i wont its getting late i should sleep but im NOT very tired

No.43300

been sleeping in my jeans for days because im too lazy to move the trashpile and get my long underwears out of the drawer

No.43301

been sleeping in my piss

No.43302

>>43183
its an epic tubie meme

No.43303

i, sharted

No.43304


No.43305

shitted showered shitted might be time for round two

No.43306

might sss (sperm shite shower) myself

No.43307

uh you mean shave shite shower

No.43308

everyones at work sigh guess ill draw some sexy ladies

No.43309

woke up already wish i hadnt i had a chance to ever experience optimism again a few years ago but that ship has sailed

No.43310

guess ill play the new poe

No.43311

kokoro is hurting

No.43312

dont die

No.43313

life was still salvageable a few years ago then the norms cranked it up to 11

No.43314

you need a wife

No.43315

NOT possible for a 30 year old cel living with mom

No.43316

>>43314
no point to any of that i simply need to find a way to reverse time and intervene in all the failures of my life that lead to the current moment

No.43317

thats NOT happening now get mom to arrange you a nice marriage

No.43318

how do you know i havent tried yet

No.43319

need to build a time machine and save pnig

No.43320

woke up its time for poe

No.43321


No.43322

uh you told me not to play that game multiple times what happened

No.43323

i thought i was out but they pulled me back in

No.43324

always thought poe was pillars of eternity

No.43325

noob

No.43326

much like half a dozen other topics my eyes always just glazed over when it came up

No.43327

drank cawfee for the first time in a while and almost fell asleep might just buy a bottle of pills

No.43328

I just glazed mom's big saggy titties with my cum

No.43329

pic

No.43330

guess im done with the poe league maybe ill try it again when 2 comes out

No.43331


No.43332

can NOT post pics on ghost

No.43333

just looked at the ingredients of the table salt in the kitchen and it says sugar

No.43334

stole some cheese from the office fridge Please stick it in mee

No.43335

mom picked up a 30 pack hope i can make it last the weekend

No.43336

>>43333
love having addictive substances put in my food to keep me consuming them and increasing the shareholders profits

No.43337

its a shareholders world were all just living in it

No.43338

kitty snoozing on my chair so i got another one from the kitchen to use the pc

No.43339

your kittys too spoiled shes gonno grow up to be a worthless bum if you keep letting her do whatever she wants

No.43340

well would you look at that

No.43341

bought a sixer

No.43342

mom bought pizza supplies gonno watch the new daniel tonight while i feast

No.43343

already watched it gonna snooze

No.43344

might spoil my rod to drawings of teenage girls getting it on with each other

No.43345

stream it

No.43346

aids and die freak

No.43347


No.43348

brought a trashbag into my room to clean up the pile because i saw black mold growing on it and now the entire room reeks of offgassing plastic

No.43349

put it in the closet and closed the door but now my peripheral vision is distracting me since the door is normally always open

No.43350

known Please excuse my poor English

No.43351

5pm its crackin time

No.43352

>>43334
nice ratman

No.43353

sigh cant stop using the fan guess ill just have to live with neurological damage once the white noise is done scrambling my brain

No.43354

whats the point either i get white noise from the fan or i get white noise from the ringing in my ear

No.43355

why do you need white noise if youre awake and wearing headphones

No.43356

can still hear car engines and the mysterious ringing sound from inside the wall when i have my earbuds in need some extra background noise to fully cancel everything out

No.43357

cant wear my trusty iems anymore ear problems have gotten too far

No.43358

cursed with an above average erect penis size and below average bladder size and id gladly trade in some size from the former for more size in the latter

No.43359

pic

No.43360

cant its under my skin

No.43361

playing the genchink card game its pretty fun Please stick it in mee

No.43362

sigh too much of a pussy to rope can only feel bad and engage in self destructive behavior

No.43363

roping isnt manly living is whats manly

No.43364

do you need to roll for good cards too Please stick it in mee Please forgive my rudeness

No.43365

made some big gains today

No.43366


No.43367


No.43368

think the seinfeld guy is a bot dont understand how he has hyperspecific clips on hand

No.43369

whats not to understand i link them on normtube and he just said the other day that he was watching it apparently he made some webms

No.43370

ya but im just about out of the good ones

No.43371

itchy nips

No.43372

have doublehairs around my right nip

No.43373

bone

No.43374


No.43375


No.43376

hate piercings

No.43377

why theyre sexy

No.43378

nah theyre an instant turn off even worse than smoking

No.43379

took enough food for the whole weekend from the cafeteria at work

No.43380


No.43381

hate piercings hate smoking love towa

No.43382

dont know what that is

No.43383

sigh to smart for cognitive dissonance but too stupid to let go and attain enlightenment just gonno keep stewing and wishing i was dead

No.43384

sounds like you need a job

No.43385

>>43380
wish i was her

No.43386

combined with some lobotomy pills that might do it but its not like id have anything else going on i cant buy the kind of distraction the other zogcogs have

No.43387

uh duh you cant buy much without a steady income

No.43388

from what i understand norms distract themselves from reality with friends gfs kids sports and hobbies i would have more hobbies if i could afford it but id still be alone with my thoughts

No.43389

simply buy a friend

No.43390

feel like im about to pass out wonder if theres a gas leak

No.43391

sorry mustve been those beans

No.43392

>>43389
id need mom to buy one for me otherwise id know

No.43393

3 blogs in chest hurts mouths dry

No.43394

>>43383
youre not too smart for anything clueless tubie

No.43395

biggest tard on ghost

No.43396

>>43394
mom must have skipped your haldol shot if you think ive ever posted any of that shite let alone watched it

No.43397

and yet you post with them every day

No.43398

im not happy about it

No.43399

i need to fucking kill myself

No.43400

same but i have no balls

No.43401

love some good tuberager infighting

No.43402

what do you love about it

No.43403

the bocchime has generated some damn good yuri fanart

No.43404

>>43388
they arent distracting themselves from reality theyre enjoying reality all those things are a part of the world

No.43405

nah

No.43406

>>43404
thats all allegory of the cave shite

No.43407

wish i was a caveman theyre pasted

No.43408

starting to think i might NOT like normahol anymore

No.43409

what happened

No.43410

gonno musashijo

No.43411

just cant enjoy myself with it anymore think i have a more pleasant night when i dont drink

No.43412


No.43413

uh at what age is it considered weird to not have a job child and wife

No.43414

>>43411
nice you didnt have to get cirrhosis to realize that

No.43415

trying to jerk it but my hands too dry so my fingernail hurts when i apply pressure squeezing

No.43416

20 for job 25 for wife 35 for kid

No.43417

uhh 35 for kid that explains the tardation

No.43418


No.43419

>>43417
im talking about you not the mother

No.43420

>>43051
what the flip

No.43421

slow and steady wins the race

No.43422

does it

No.43423

ya were gonno make it

No.43424

make what

No.43425

that thing that zyzz was talking about

No.43426

whos zyzz

No.43427

the most famous australian to die in a thai transexual brothels sauna

No.43428

sounds like a cool dude

No.43429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxoHcAhai1I
mindblowing both of these guys are dead

No.43430

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkQgjj2UjD8
oh wait wrong one it all sound same

No.43431

you know i wont click either right

No.43432

i dont care

No.43433

you cared enough to post that you dont care

No.43434

that wasnt for you it was for the rest of the thread to know your post could be disregarded

No.43435

thats 2

No.43436

crying for all the red hyperlinks that will never turn purple

No.43437

id normally be posting at this time of night

No.43438

they dont change color

No.43439

>>43438
nice noscript

No.43440


No.43441

ive had to see that ugly bastards face twice in one night and for that you must die

No.43442

whats your problem

No.43443

singular or

No.43444


No.43445

gamed poe and drank for 11 hours and 15 minutes guess ill take a break and eat 4 doggers then get back to it

No.43446


No.43447


No.43448

>>43445
die gamer

No.43449

dont worry had a realization while i was eating probably wont game anymore or ever again

No.43450

sigh no

No.43451

what was the realization

No.43452

gaming sucks and id rather be watching

No.43453

dont be so quick to abandon ship i had that realization a while ago but it doesnt last long

No.43454

guess ill snooze early

No.43455


No.43456

why would you post that

No.43457

because hes a flippin teen

No.43458

opened it twice because i forgot what it was after the first viewing and wanted to know why that guy was whining

No.43459

snoozed early and woke up early with massive heartburn cracked a ginger ale gonno sit upright for a while

No.43460

didnt help much think ill have another and pace around to dislodge whatevers causing it

No.43461

itchy scalp

No.43462

might have mom buy me some of those fatflip tablets they put out for the superbowl like tums for the next time this happens ive never experienced it during the day

No.43463

have you considered cutting down on the blogs n snacks

No.43464

saw a flipping fark link looking for something else that was depressing

No.43465

no idea what that means

No.43466

>>43463
didnt snack i ate like a hospital patient yesterday but it was all heavily salted or acidic

No.43467

fark was probably where ross hung out 20 years ago

No.43468

uh hospital patients dont eat like that

No.43469

i mean the portions

No.43470

what about them

No.43471

they were small dont remember having more than 3 eggs 3 sausages and a cup and a half of pasta over the day

No.43472

i reckon a hospital patient would only get two eggs and sausage

No.43473

wouldnt know never eaten in one

No.43474

heartless bastard didnt you visit gram

No.43475

nah but thats not the same thing as being admitted myself and eating what they give me

No.43476

the only gram i visit is insta

No.43477

split lip it hurts

No.43478


No.43479

its really insane how much of my day i waste i dont even game or watch

No.43480

same

No.43481

groan normbors car alarm been going off for like 5 minutes

No.43482


No.43483

sigh will never get to do that

No.43484

ate some buttered pasta mom wants to go to the store later so im gonno try to snooze because i have a feeling im gonno be eating a lot of hotdogs later

No.43485

havent had a dog in quite some time

No.43486

makin hoto cocoa

No.43487


No.43488

to get down to 8% from 12% bodyfat I would need to lose 6 pound of fat. 6 pounds of fat is 21000 calories. At a light exercise TDEE of 2,275 I would need to fast for 9.23 days to reach 8%. Or with a sedentary TDEE of about 2000, about 11 days to reach that.
do you really lose 0 muscle while fasting, even if youre not obese? I thought that really only holds true if you are obese. If you do lose more muscle the lower body weight you go, I don't know how to factor that in.

https://blog.2keto.com/protein-loss/
well i found this and according to this calculator you'd lose .19 lbs of muscle a day (assuming all the protein your body was using to make glucose was coming from muscle).
And you can also burn only a max of .13 lbs a day form fat… So that means it'd actually take me 46 days to lose 6 lbs of fat without eating. And I'd also lose 8.74 lbs of muscle in the process…

I guess it doesnt take into account the fact that youre losing weight along this time so it's even worse… That sucks. But it all hinges on the max amount of energy you can draw from bodyfat per pound of fat.

Does anyone have any refutation for this?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15615615/
>A limit on the maximum energy transfer rate from the human fat store in hypophagia is deduced from experimental data of underfed subjects maintaining moderate activity levels and is found to have a value of (290+/-25) kJ/kgd.
>This study used Ancel Keyes Minnesota Starvation experiment data and basic calculus to derive the value of (290±25) kJ/kg day or (31.5053±2.72) kCal/lb day as the maximum rate that energy can be drawn from body fat.

Has anyone proven otherwise you can draw more than that per day from fat per pound of fat?

No.43489

thats a skip

No.43490

same

No.43491

sigh freaks back

No.43492

damn good cocoa

No.43493

whats so good about it

No.43494

nothing anymore its already gone

No.43495


No.43496

spam

No.43497

watchin futurama

No.43498

tired get the feeling if i had some caffeine it wouldnt help

No.43499


No.43500

futarama

No.43501

aids and die

No.43502

woke up gamed gonna nap

No.43503

defiantly wouldnt mind getting flipped in the ass by leela

No.43504

mom made tendies n fries gonna fuck her extra hard tonight

No.43505

no youre not

No.43506

>>43503
youre a man remember you do the flipping

No.43507

thats why i need a manlier man

No.43508

leelas a girl

No.43509

im NOT that guy you wouldnt catch me getting flipped by or flipping a one eyed freak

No.43510

gonno go to the store with mom soon what kind of beer should i get

No.43511

heineken

No.43512

flip that shit

No.43513

wonder if freak really made it to japan for okayus concert

No.43514

mom called and said NOT to make anything because shes bringing food

No.43515

mom is displaying mentally ill behavior by going to one store over another to buy the same products with different labelling for 2 dollars more

No.43516

nice showed up to the office and got pizza but still have leftover fajitas and chicken sandwich in the work fridge

No.43517

ban

No.43518

prefer to buy quotients and sums to products

No.43519

die mathnorm

No.43520

installing metro 2033 probably gonno play for like 4 minutes then give up and zone out feeling sick even though ive barely eaten today wish i could just feast and feel full instead of jumping straight to nauseated

No.43521

damn good game always meant to play it

No.43522

how would you know its good then

No.43523

tried to change the difficulty to easy but there was only normal and hard

No.43524

uh if it wasnt good i wouldnt have wanted to play it

No.43525

you also wanted to have sex and thats NOT all that good

No.43526


No.43527

sigh the easymodo girls

No.43528

feel kinda like i recently jod even though i havent

No.43529

the wet dreamer

No.43530

NOThin wet dream simply edged

No.43532

>>43514
it was wendys

No.43533

what do you mean anyways tell her she can use earplugs you own the airwaves

No.43535

guess ill make a pitadilla normally id crack but i dont like cracking on a full stomach it just makes me feel like spewing

No.43536

feeling happy

No.43537

die

No.43538

lighten up champ

No.43539

this is a no smoking zone

No.43542

weird i wouldnt have expected fasting then chugging 10 blogs to have negative health effects

No.43544

bored of metro already lost wheres the map and the arrows pointing to where i need to go im NOT a pro gamer

No.43545

hate shooting gmaes

No.43547

dont like the no map no guidance on where to go oh but youre time limited because of gas mask filters that you have to change periodically gimmick

No.43550

are the hot pies frozen

No.43552

uh frozen dogs hope you told her off for that stunt

No.43553

head feels cloudy

No.43556

so where do we go when ota goes down for good i give it a month at best

No.43558

NOT falling for your honeypot

No.43559

woke up time to game

No.43560

been playing sauer a lot lately

No.43563

youre not going to be able to taste the dogs with all that shite on them

No.43565

im NOT

No.43567


No.43568

didnt know that thread creation was enabled until i tested it just now thought it was like ghost

No.43569

love living in the spinoffs like a sewer rat

No.43571

thought that site died

No.43573

it did theres no hyphen in the middle now

No.43575

did you eat the christmas chips

No.43577

baking soda i got baking soda

No.43578

nice pasted god

No.43580

cracked a blog light

No.43581

daniels streaming

No.43582

who

No.43583

you know

No.43586

gamed hard got some wine its time to game more

No.43587

gthg

No.43589

miss the go to hell buddy posts

No.43591

wonder if hes been imagining himaposts in prison

No.43593

those dreamlike days…

No.43595

you need a hobby

No.43597

gaming

No.43608

>>43567
thought that was run by qateens now

No.43610

time to game

No.43611

would rather be stuck with the aros than the pissuros

No.43612

woke up made coffee the cream curdled a bit when i added it

No.43613


No.43614

need to find a game to keep my attention

No.43615

>>43613
wish i had a friend to play salmon run with

No.43616

groan finally managed to get a chunk of earwax out then i woke up this is driving me crazy

No.43617


No.43618

my savage nature is beyond wild

No.43619

considered joing decided against it

No.43620

pirated a nice gog game hit the i have read and accepted the eula button

No.43621

embarrassed myself yet again

No.43622

craving umami

No.43623

installed halo this time never played before

No.43624


No.43625

bought the halo collection in a steam sale two years ago played halo 1 for three hours never touched it again

No.43626

get a load of this guy he buys games

No.43627

kanatas gonno flipping make it

No.43628

jod goodly

No.43629

boogs have been crunchy lately

No.43630

the dryboog

No.43631

he didnt say theyre dry maybe theyre hard on the outside chewy on the inside remember liking some candy like that as a kid

No.43632

that basically describes my personality

No.43633

wish i had personality

No.43634

bought a ton of blogs cant wait to party it up in here

No.43635


No.43636

wish i was a party animal

No.43638

uh pretty sure thats just you i keep my blogs in the fridge

No.43639

what about your mini fridge

No.43640

mom didnt want me to keep a minifridge in my room

No.43642

got a nice ban evasion ban on the 4 for no reason

No.43644

nice 4teen treasuring every ban

No.43645

got a month the other day for epically trolling

No.43646

get tempted to shoplift sometimes but still havent pulled off any heists

No.43647

just think itd be so easy to slip a tiny $30 thing of cheese in my pocket then buy stuff as usual good thing for them im NOT a buddy

No.43648

nice cheese bandit

No.43649

just said i havent done it

No.43650

halos at least keeping my attention but its NOT all that good the guns just dont have that nice solid feeling of oomph too floaty

No.43651

now fear was a game with good feeling guns how come they dont make them like that

No.43652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Lw5kTAj-I

why the flip did nobody tell me theyre adding ushi into melty blood

No.43653

normy norm

No.43654

to tard for fighting games

No.43655

just mash

No.43657

cant mash ill be called a noob

No.43659

probably wont crack tonight its monday tomorrow wouldnt want to let the boss down

No.43660

got called based on the 4

No.43661

thats buddytalk

No.43664

why NOT give her a hug and tell her itll be ok

No.43666

woke up its game time

No.43667

that isnt relevant

No.43668


No.43670

bored of your alconorm posts

No.43671

bored of your lack of posts how about fixing that

No.43672

only post when i have something to say

No.43673

sounds like the fix is to get more to say how about getting a hobby

No.43674

that requires talent

No.43676

they call me the small talk expert

No.43677

im dumb as a rock

No.43679

where am i taking you

No.43680

traced some japanese artwork

No.43681

pic

No.43682

gone

No.43683

wdym

No.43684

i consumed it its part of me now

No.43686

what has gaming ever accomplished for you

No.43689

the gunplaer

No.43690


No.43692

uh didnt you watch the show

No.43694

youre missing out

No.43695

havent watched a single anime since the w days just imagine the plot based on your screenshots and the doujins i jo to

No.43697

i love anime

No.43699

was gonna make that post but you beat me to it

No.43701

so zetta slow

No.43702

never finished twewy

No.43703

youre missing out

No.43704

sigh remember walking to gamestop on release day

No.43705

couldve funded the mansion with gamestocks

No.43707

have you seen if theyre hiring

No.43709

why would it close down where are all the gamers gonno buy games

No.43711

guess its time for osme doggers

No.43713

whos up for a nice dopamine detox

No.43715

would like to try molly someday

No.43717

at least were NOT teens now and by we i mean everyone but those guys

No.43718

which guys

No.43720

if you have to ask

No.43721


No.43723

watched plenty of sexually graphic movies with mom dont get the discomfort meme

No.43725

porn with mom

No.43726


No.43728

mom loves sex scenes unless theres a brown person

No.43729

racist old bitch

No.43730

gramps wasnt racist but everyone hated him for no reason anyway sigh thatll be me in 50 years only i wont have grandkids to leech off maybe grandnephews if im lucky

No.43732

bored bored bored

No.43733

i dont see what me being horny has to do with it i mean maybe bro will have kids that i can guilt into supporting me when im old

No.43735

flippin bored what the hell am i supposed to do

No.43737

itching hard already took my meds today and dont want to double up

No.43741

its over for us

No.43743

got a lot of yous today feel like i did something

No.43745

fulfilled my new years resolution just in time

No.43748

moms leaving for a month

No.43750

mindboggling how koyori manages to be worse at mario than luna and nene ever were

No.43751

>>43726
paste suicel

No.43758

>>43750
what about ppt

No.43759

ppts not that bad shes just better at screaming

No.43760

got vritra with two tickets

No.43761

wish i had a nice desk

No.43762

get a nice ikea gaming desk

No.43763

nice got her and melu after failing to get morgan with 500 funny orbs

No.43764

not sure why this game has a spell that makes bread bigger

No.43765

whats this game

No.43766


No.43767


No.43768

gonno fire up minesweeper.online and try to get some high scores

No.43769

beats my getting waver with 5 tickets but not getting kyara with 1 ticket

No.43770


No.43771

too tard for minesweeper

No.43772

seasonal affective disorder getting worse

No.43773

meet me somewhere

No.43774

carried a box a few days ago and my muscles still ache

No.43776

why do i feel bad all the time in winter then

No.43777

why are finns the happiest people in the world when they have like 6 months of winter every year

No.43778

probably the same reason you feel bad the rest of the year

No.43786

went on a snack run ate a bunch of chips and candy while watching the rick and morty season finale im feeling better now

No.43788

think ill heat up some canned clam chowdah

No.43790

hate having sand under my foreskin

No.43791

never had sex on the beach

No.43792

die forebrag

No.43793

die friend

No.43795

cracked

No.43796

breads stale enough i had a hard time cutting it with a knife had to get a sharper one and nearly cut my finger off hope the soup softens it

No.43798

Clam chowder is any of several chowder soups in American cuisine containing clams.

No.43799

mom said she let the friends steal the tip of my penis because its more hygienic and girls think uncut looks gross

No.43801

never asked her but she didnt seem to mind sucking it

No.43803

hope thats an inclusive or

No.43804

forgot to post today

No.43805

you just posted

No.43806

guess ill post too

No.43808

good idea how about downloading a few so that you have something to watch whenever youre bored that way youll never be bored

No.43810

>>43803
whats an inclusive or

No.43812


||
v

No.43813

>>43804
>>43806
glad you guys could make it

No.43815

only have 2139 tabs open i cleaned up recently

No.43816

are they all jotabs

No.43818

no only 1705 are pixiv tabs and those arent all jo tabs

No.43820

told you i only got 64

No.43821

only got a nice 4gb of ram

No.43822

whats nice about that

No.43824

its a workhorse still trucking after me other sticks died

No.43825

i was thinking about getting 128 gigs but that guy talked me down

No.43826

fell for the 256 gigs of ram meme

No.43827


No.43829

got no clue what that is

No.43831

>>43829
pretty sure that marimite

No.43832

prefer vegemite meself

No.43833

done cracking sobered up guess ill game

No.43834

woke up gamed and feasted gonna crack and game some more

No.43837

reading up on celtypes

No.43838


No.43840

im untyped

No.43841

die jsnorm

No.43842

is it just me or has wikipedos begging gotten out of hand over the past year or few

No.43844


No.43845

snow shoveled hope the asshole normbor doesnt need to use his trailer because ive been piling snow in front of it Please stick it in mee

No.43846


No.43847

jod to the same image again

No.43848

>>43845
hes gonno stick his foot straight up your arse when he sees that

No.43849


No.43850

hope pnig didnt drop the soap during one of his shite shave showers

No.43851

pcauc has NOThing to fear there

No.43852


No.43854


No.43855

thinkin about the sheep webm era

No.43857

gaming

No.43858

got called a chud

No.43859

nice flipping chudcel

No.43861

case has a solid side panel but the graphics cards rgb lightshow leaks from the back into the wall

No.43864

gonno end any day now

No.43867


No.43868

>>43854
why the flip did mane chan come to the conclusion that noob was a bad word after dragging watame to all those mtg tournaments

No.43869

might just go to work and game today

No.43870

shine zako

No.43871

wonder if i could become selens mane chan seems easy you just approve or disapprove games

No.43872

>>43860
uh just turn down the brightness

No.43873

left my laundry in the washer overnight again

No.43874

feelin it

No.43875

sigh koyori

No.43876

crying its been 7 hours and shes still 2k off

No.43877

thinkin about growin my hair and beard like a wizard

No.43878

>>43852
do the kids still say newb these days

No.43879

call people stupid noobs at least once a week dont know if that counts

No.43880

the noobshamer

No.43881


No.43882

>>43879
i would report you toxic rager

No.43883

never been called a noob never called anyone a noob i typed with proper spelling and punctuation in the early aughts didnt use any internet nuwords like noob or woot or teh or pwn

No.43884


No.43885

you pwned yoruself

No.43886

love pwning noobs

No.43887

n00bz i mean

No.43888

mom left for a month and left me with 2 months worth of groceries what should i feast on today

No.43889

heat up a frozen za

No.43890

some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

No.43891

heating up that za

No.43892

heating up a frozen me

No.43894

good morning sirs

No.43895

spermed hard to sexy little children

No.43896

could use a nice refreshing ilyajo

No.43898

you can control that with software even if its tied to bios i use an msi script i found on github for mine

No.43899

fapping

No.43902

i used to be a ghost you know

No.43904

when mom is away the neets shall play

No.43905

cracked gonno try to game havent successfully combined the two in years

No.43906

had to talk to some girls at the eye doc today one of them sighed after speaking to me and looked me up and down and the other one gave me a weird look before pushing me out of the door

No.43907

still havent gone to the eye doc

No.43908

sis made caesars salad gonno feast

No.43910

would rather rot

No.43911


No.43912

beat halo

No.43913

on easy mode Please stick it in mee

No.43915

im forced to play life on hard mode NOThing wrong with gaming on easy mode

No.43916

how are you supposed to get a nice ggf if you keep playing games on easy mode

No.43917

dont want a ggf want an ngf who can cook and clean

No.43918

gaming skills have deteriorated think my peak was a decade ago

No.43920

had 1 blog out of a six pack and there are none left probably because i had 2 yesterday and 3 the day before thats why i keep blogka in the freezer

No.43922


No.43923

things have never been the same since i lost all my neuroplastics

No.43925

currently drinking a nice cool glass of them straight from the tap

No.43926

love some nice fluoride and plastic with a side of water

No.43927

same and with some tasty chlorine too

No.43929


No.43931

wouldnt mind having a job if it was just needing to do menial tasks without someone yelling at me

No.43932

you were born too late were way past the free gf just for breathing era

No.43933

watching the new settled

No.43934

wrote a longpost but lost it

No.43935

>>43906
nice chad

No.43936

scrolled up in the hopes you were replying to me but you werent

No.43937

owned virgcel

No.43938

thats redundant

No.43939

no its not

No.43940

yes it is

No.43942

>>43935
they were disgusted looks NOT sexy ones

No.43943

youre a virg you cant tell the difference

No.43944

Please stick it in mee

No.43945

dont see how being a virg is relevant but youre NOT wrong

No.43947

havent had bloody tp in a while im off pasta

No.43949

twitch recap shows i watched for 6k hours and send one chat message

No.43950

when its time to take a shit its bloody flippin red

No.43951

told you pasta messes with me gut ever since a year or two ago day after pasta and ill be sitting there on the john burning up

No.43952

>>43949
die twitchteen

No.43953

time to graduate from watching and start streaming

No.43955

my bf

No.43956


No.43957

NOT even gonno bother clicking

No.43958

its a good one

No.43960

sigh ld

No.43961


No.43962


No.43963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuF19EAP9E0

water store might be fake but the coke store is real

No.43964

And your community was all about it.

Total Subscribers

-

Total Followers

8

Channel Points

-

Chat Messages

2

Please stick it in mee

No.43967

cool it with the explosive racism

No.43968

hungover as flip went to the store got a nice electrolyte drink ibuprofen and a big salami

No.43969

got any nice paolo vids

No.43970

got a big salami for ya right here

No.43971

paolo only uploads on fridays

No.43972

>>43970
sigh why didnt you tell me that before i went out and bought one

No.43975


No.43976

never been to jp whats it like

No.43979


No.43980

now this is epic

No.43981

need mom to win the lotto

No.43982

sweating hard after that hardcore gaming sesh owned some noobs

No.43984

that doesnt sound good

No.43985

simply hire some bodyguards

No.43986

I have a body of a high school girl, but a mind of around 30-year-old woman. I went back in time so that I could redo my first sexual experience with my destined partner!! Can Risa get back the youthful days that she regretted?

No.43987

now that moms gone im thinkin its time for a nice full body shave

No.43988

now im sighin

No.43989

why sigh

No.43990

you either sigh or you cry

No.43991

you die when you sigh

No.43992

apparently not

No.43993

ghosty ghosty

No.43994

snoozin

No.43995

couldnt snooze dont know why

No.43996

sigh you guys are my only friends

No.43997

same

No.43998

im a friendless man

No.43999

die nofriend

No.44000

might be time for some sausages

No.44001

found out that people sell comic book bagged advertisements from magazines on ebay and that they also use high quality scans as the auction picture to them i say yoink

No.44002


No.44003

might read the bible do they have it on tape with sound effects

No.44004


No.44005

>>44004
is there a crack

No.44006

got a crack for ya right here

No.44007

*unzips*

No.44008

can you zip it back up i dont want to download a bare executable

No.44009

its the flippin bible you dont have 30 bucks to spare

No.44010

ya

No.44011

>>44009
thought it was supposed to be free as in free beer cant i just sacrifice a chicken or something

No.44012

apartment came with a gideons bible

No.44013

the street preachers only hand out the new testament here

No.44014

they should just give out a piece of paper with john 3:16

No.44015

but what about all the works ive done in order to receive salvation

No.44016

by grace are ye saved through faith and that not of yourselves it is the gift of god not of works lest any man should boast

No.44017

like what

No.44018

sigh

No.44019

>>44015
the pope said none of that matters anymore and atheists go to heaven thanks for beta testing

No.44020

nice antichrist

No.44021

im an eternal baby

No.44022

dreamed that cocoa pebbles had 9 grams of caffeine per serving and you could make hot chocolate by grinding up just a few and mixing with milk

No.44023

sounds like a nightmare

No.44024

nice suibaby

No.44025

>>44023
are you kidding that sounds great

No.44026

havent listened to a good serm in a few years

No.44027

youre in luck christmas is on sunday

No.44028

fundiehours gonno snooze

No.44029

snooze in hell sinner

No.44030

wonder if the norms at church would be creeped out by me if i showed up or would they extend their hearts and welcome a manbaby neet like me into their family

No.44031

never been to church

No.44032

otas a shinto board

No.44033

groan now its too bright to sleep and mom wants to go to the store as soon as she gets home

No.44034

about to close the blinds turn on the ac and snooze meself and theres nothing mom can flippin do about it

No.44035

my blinds and curtains are closed they dont do shite and she wont give me back my blackout curtains

No.44036

that bitch is begging for a crime to be committed

No.44037


No.44038


No.44039

incest is a crime

No.44040

mom made some saturnalia cookies

No.44041

never did understand why japs celebrate christmas

No.44042

why do we celebrate xmas

No.44043

were christian

No.44044

im pagan

No.44045

>>44042
free stuff food and holiday neeting

No.44046

wonder if that guy celebrates festivus

No.44047

>>44044
which god is your fav mines hebe

No.44048

the hebephile

No.44049

>>44047
ilmarinen hes just like me

No.44050


No.44051

the hebephile

No.44052

its gotta be aphrodite shes always there to help basted eneias

No.44053

>>44002
normye btfo

No.44054

back from the store got a 30 pack of pabst 4 frozen pizzas 2 cabbages a bag of sausages and a variety case of generic soda

No.44055

could be a cool night if i wasnt so flipping tired

No.44056

bought a vertical mouse

No.44057

whats vertical about it

No.44058


No.44059

phew one please

No.44060

depends how tall are you

No.44061

gave up on learning python you can just ask openai to write whatever you want for you and the code works its over for code monkeys

No.44062

you think youre though uh

No.44063

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No.44064

what

No.44065

out of blogs and only have one can of bubblewater to mix with blogka

No.44066

could make some tea have a nice hot toddy

No.44067

停止されたワロスwwwww

No.44068

>>44060
one to three inches taller than him if im wearing my boots

No.44069

weird tightness and pain in my back gums behind my wisdom tooth

No.44070


No.44071

guess ill bathe

No.44072


No.44073

wish i looked like that

No.44074

why do you wish that

No.44075

went on a date with my waifu

No.44076


No.44077

knew i couldnt have bought frozen pizzas without firing one up Please stick it in mee gonno degrease momentarily

No.44078

also it turns out mom didnt refuse to give me back my curtains she melted them in the washing machine by mistake and bought me a replacement but forgot it was in her car

No.44079

wasnt gonna jo but jod anyway

No.44080

thinking of getting a waterproof ereader so i can read in the bath

No.44081

eink is too slow i start to rage

No.44082

why not just get a real book

No.44083

uh books arent waterproof

No.44084

die bathread

No.44085

>>44082
dont like payin for em

No.44086

uh just get them from the library

No.44087

uh and get put on a watchlist for going into a library instead of da club no thank you

No.44088

feeling extra japanese today

No.44089


No.44090

cool it with the cism

No.44091

starting to build a gut gonno stop getting weekend snacks and start eating less

No.44092

uh starting

No.44093

i cant let it develop further

No.44094

physical fitness whatever

No.44095


No.44096

gotta love vtubers

No.44097

clearly none of us do

No.44098


No.44099

glad i had my headphones off for that vile shite but it was still loud enough that i could hear it with them on the desk so die

No.44100

owned

No.44101

bhole juicy rn

No.44102

dogger time

No.44103


No.44104

what are you putting on those dogs

No.44105

cheese and grilled onions with mayo and hotsauce

No.44106

you lost me with the mayo whats wrong with some nice jalapeno mustard

No.44107

uh no one told me norman bates was a cool and died from aids

No.44108

im gay

No.44109

according to my research thats not gonno stop you from sperming hot models

No.44110

norman bates is a fictional character

No.44111


No.44112

grabbed another generic sierra mist its just carbonated syrupwater

No.44113

sigh

No.44114

used to think his room was kind of small 9 years ago before learning he had his grandma shoved into a dog crate under the floorboards and had the whole run of the house

No.44115

gods damn it lost all my tabs again

No.44116

not like i would have read most of them anyway i guess

No.44117

played some melty

No.44118

where was the stream

No.44119


No.44120

so dopamine overloaded ive probably watched twenty minutes total of the first proxy war to be fought in the internet of things mind control era bet its epic for all the teens that can ask google to find them some nice 4k magdumps

No.44121

watchin a nice movie

No.44122

watched one earlier meself whats yours

No.44123

dead man

No.44124

sounds epic

No.44125

okayus too good at shiny hunting

No.44126

lips feel a bit swollen

No.44127

kokkorojod

No.44128

>>44111
top This is almost as funny as my lack of fine motor skills

No.44130

>>44117
did you play with the new character dantes from fate grand order

No.44131

mom let me open one of santa sans presents early this year Please stick it in mee gonno go test out my brand new electric shaver on my neckbeard

No.44132

not feeling a kokkoro but maybe a yuni+sheffijo

No.44133


No.44134

watched

No.44135


No.44136

grandpas pension was 44k per year

No.44137


No.44138

>>44136
that aint shite hope he owned his house

No.44139

do boomers who dont own their house even exist

No.44140

anyone paying a mortgage doesnt own their house so thats difficult to answer

No.44141

why would a boomer be still paying their mortgage

No.44142

you can take out more than one and they may have sold before 2007 to buy something better

No.44143

farts are particularly rancid tonight my eyes are burning

No.44144

love a good subprime mortgage

No.44145

just give me a trailer somewhere out in the woods and ill be content i want to have to drive half a mile to the mailbox

No.44146

sigh 2007

No.44147

couldnt figure out why i couldnt download images through normfox my hard drive got maxed out again i was doing okay for a while with a near 100gb buffer at all times

No.44148

nice hoarder

No.44149

nothin hoard my space is just scattered around on unpartitioned drives and i only have one usb enclosure

No.44150

always running out of room on my d drive my e drive has extra space so ive just been moving things over but now its got a temp folder with 1.111 million random files gonna be more in a second since im down to under 6 gigs on my d drive again need to find aNOTher folder to move

No.44151

simply stop hoarding

No.44152

couldnt even afford to hoard if i wanted to

No.44153

>>44151
but that guy said i need a hobby

No.44154

thats NOT a hobby thats just a bad habit

No.44155

nah im way past that

No.44156

https://files.catbox.moe/hh4Please forgive my rudenessb.jpg

No.44157

how is it a bad habit to save things

No.44158

how are you gonna have room to buy more things if you keep saving old things

No.44159

i cant even find a hard drive under 120gb anymore and it was an ssd think ill be safe saving a few thousand jpgs

No.44160

>>44130
no played ushi dont play males

No.44161

have quite a few more than just a few thousand jpegs

No.44162

uh so do i but i was only downloading 2500 or so when i realized i was out of space

No.44163

why the flip is mom going in and out of the front door over and over while im trying to sperm

No.44164

love going in and out of mom and sperming

No.44165


No.44166

woke up mornin mateys

No.44167

die

No.44168

sigh why die

No.44169

foreignorm mornorm matenorm just die already

No.44170

what if i really did die then how would you feel

No.44171

only one way to find out

No.44172

youre horrible

No.44173

whats todays mission

No.44174

weird how soggy bread is gross but bread in soup is good

No.44175

when does bread ever get soggy

No.44176

sigh wish i had some pasta but whenever i buy pasta i cook it immediately

No.44177

when it gets wet duh

No.44178


No.44179

feeling listless

No.44180

which one is that again

No.44181

you know whatever

No.44182


No.44183

used to only feel alive at night now when it gets dark run out of energy

No.44184

tried air fried dogs wasnt half bad

No.44185

NOT even 9pm as a teen thatd mean 6 to 8 more hours of solid gaming and watching now ill just waste time doing NOThing for a few hours then snooze

No.44186

>>44184
die chink

No.44187

ill be up for 6 to 8 hours wasting time doing nothing

No.44188

die rotmog

No.44189

its time for a new elden ring playthrough Please stick it in mee

No.44190

never played is it good

No.44191

still havent played the darkie 1 dlc darkie 2 darkie 3 bloodborne dlc or sekiro dont want to get burned out

No.44192

havent played any of those or the main games

No.44193

you missed out

No.44194

itching hard

No.44195

they said dark souls is hard and im NOT a pro gamer

No.44196

>>44191
yes you did its all the same played one played em all

No.44197

>>44189
which ending are you going for

No.44198

>>44196
no you dont understand

No.44199


No.44200

phew

No.44201

go for the ranni ending everytime

No.44202

tried to find a way to automate something so i wouldnt have to do it manually couldnt figure it out and wasted five times the amount it would have taken me to just keep copy pasting

No.44203

well what was it

No.44204


No.44205


No.44206

break a nice sweat

No.44207

>>44205
gth tuberube

No.44208

cant decide if id rather squeeze a boob or squeeze a butt

No.44209

more of a tuberub myself

No.44210

gonno shotgun the last two blogs then melt and cook an envelope of soup

No.44211

you arent supposed to melt the envelope idiot

No.44212

spose ill jerk one out

No.44213

way ahead of you

No.44214

decided not to melt just gonno have tuna on toast

No.44215

thou fool

No.44216

dont know how to make a melt

No.44217

>>44215
nah just used too much mayo

No.44218

time for some doggers

No.44219

feel like jerking it but i just jerked it

No.44220

new paolo tomorrow whos stoked

No.44221

you just played your hand wont click on any embeds tomorrow

No.44222

thats what i do every day

No.44223

i only post relevant or cool links like >>44178 that are hand curated

No.44224

yeah real cool link alright

No.44225

ear acting up jaw acting up wisdom tooth acting up lip acting up im dying of a thousand cuts

No.44226

youre too young to have all those problems what have you been doing

No.44227

first day of diet feeling tempted to bust out the late night snacks but im holding firm so far

No.44228


No.44229

aquateen

No.44230

had a big nap now ive woken up from it

No.44231

might try to game tomorrow

No.44232

tomorrow or tomorrow

No.44233

listening to callis new album

No.44234

>>44232
whichever 15 hours from now is

No.44235

whos callis

No.44236

mori calliope of hololive en

No.44237


No.44238

love some nice reaper vs sheep kenko version

No.44239

sigh

No.44240

might treat myself to some pizzas and good blogs tonight

No.44241

drinkin wine and lemonade and eatin doggers meself

No.44242

feelin empty might go do pushups in the snow until the pain makes me feel something

No.44243

how about drinkin instead

No.44244

never drank in my life seems scary to not be sober

No.44245

cant win if you dont play

No.44246

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4qaBqxhCs
gotta love watching jap vids the comments are soothing and the vids are relaxing

No.44247

finna snooze

No.44248

im a member of the drinkin class

No.44249

must be roiding hard bhole has been permajuicy for days

No.44250

uh

No.44252


No.44253

gonno become gay to get pomugf

No.44254

have some drive space unaccounted for

No.44255

found it

No.44256

got some pizzas multiple kinds so i can have a sampling plus some nice asahi biru tonights gonno be a feast

No.44257

first one ups the screamin sicilian

No.44258

does asahi come in 30 packs

No.44259

no i told you i was getting fancy blogs tonight

No.44260

also got a nice big sapporo cracked

No.44261

installing some nice codex warez

No.44262

>>44259
didnt think thats what you meant they brew it here i thought fancy blogs meant overpriced soy pale ales or imports

No.44263

well its fancy for me

No.44264

>>44262
die guido

No.44265


No.44266

here is north america

No.44267

the bottle says product of italy

No.44268

are you in north america because i thought the version we get is owned by miller

No.44269

nice try canachink im in the good ol u s of a

No.44270

so am i apparently they started brewing it in italy a few years ago it used to be imported from canada

No.44271

>>44261
are you gonno stream

No.44272

new years resolution was to learn how to stream well those never get kept

No.44273


No.44274

shes so tard

No.44275

NOThin tard

No.44276

>>44272
think you have to buy a second computer and put a capture card in it then download some stuff and pipe the video output of your computer to that one

No.44277

got half a dozen old rca cables where do i plug em in

No.44278

playing overgrowth think i beat it before dont remember if that was the full version

No.44279

gonna become the next shadman

No.44280

forgot that ever came out

No.44281

got some good times on lugaru wonder if ive still got my old saves

No.44282

got some gummy multivits its says mens on the front so its NOT emasculating bit into one and a sharp pain shot through my jaw

No.44283

reheating the oven for pizza 2

No.44284

wheres the paolo embed

No.44285


No.44286


No.44287

bloating

No.44288

hate when i start watching an ep ive already watched and only realize 5 10 minutes in

No.44289

>>44285
Please stick it in mee

No.44290


No.44291

feast failed shouldve gone with just the za or just the blogs

No.44292

woke up mornin guys hows everyone doing

No.44293

>>44291
failed or on pause until later

No.44294

fine 5 minutes ago

No.44295

failed

No.44296

wonder if its possible to watch every anime

No.44297

could probably have done that by now if i had the same watching energy i did as a teen

No.44298


No.44299

my summoner level is now 140

No.44300

sigh remembering that time i marathoned mazinger z

No.44301

more like your dumboner level I am an incomparable homo

No.44302

thought levels only go to 99

No.44303

you name it ive had it on my hard drive for 15 years without watching it

No.44304

what if i name a show younger than 15 years

No.44305

go ahead

No.44306


No.44307

bottom right is what it feels like to chew 5 gum

No.44308

might try to earlysnooze maybe ill have more energy if i sleep more

No.44309

been a few days since my last shower hairs greasy enough for me to slick it back now feels pretty cool

No.44310

as for me im gonno start cracking and maybe watch a motion picture

No.44311

yeah that sounds pretty cool alright

No.44312

chest is hurtin a little beer will put out that fire

No.44313

youre killing yourself

No.44314

ive got about 30 more years left its fine

No.44315


No.44316

raid

No.44317

>>44310
just cracked meself what are ye watchin

No.44318

strawpoll closed down i dont know

No.44319


No.44320

Armed.And.Dangerous.1986.1080p.BluRay.x264-Japhson
Hard.Target.1993.UNRATED.REMASTERED.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-FGT
Mad.God.2021.1080p.WEB.H264-NAISU[rarbg]

No.44321

just use strawpoll.com

No.44322

i dont like change thats how im doin it just post a 1 2 or 3

No.44323

uhh can you watch something that isnt an action movie

No.44324

only 2 is an action movie

No.44325


No.44326

that site is too unfamiliar no ones gonno click guess ill flip a coin

No.44327

cant wait for the new skill its gonno be pasted

No.44328

got summoner level 102 with an s tristana game Please stick it in mee

No.44329

been reading books and doing my daily reps lately and even some pushups Please stick it in mee

No.44330

sigh not looking forward to having to go and get 99 hope its like rs3 archaeology now thats a skill

No.44331

>>44329
arent you something

No.44332


No.44333

did i tell you i was gonno buy new headphones before the norms at koss caught on that the new customer code could be used on sale items

No.44334

>>44319
this guy took the term human toilet too literally

No.44335

caught mom making popcoin by smell

No.44336

got tardposting to 92 im halfway there Please stick it in mee

No.44337


No.44338


No.44339

>>44328
youre not supposed to play adc

No.44340

why NOT

No.44341

whats your problem with acdc

No.44342

its the lane for guys with gfs play a nice cel lane like top or jg instead

No.44343

didnt play that lame shite when it was first mentioned in irl however long ago it came out surely wont play it now

No.44344

>>44338
sang this in my head when i made that post Please stick it in mee

No.44345

>>44337
skipper

No.44346

>>44337
already posted skipnorm

No.44347

yeah i know i posted it twice

No.44348

die

No.44349

cant go wrong with a double dose of paolo

No.44350

thanks doc

No.44351

does anyone wants to tiebreak i already flipped the coin but i dont really care either way

No.44352

guess it would still be a tie

No.44353

just flip a coin im snoozin

No.44354

ok i pick option 2 whatever it is didnt look theres your tie breaker

No.44355

push a button first

No.44356

cant im not a gamer

No.44358

armed and dangerous won the coin toss

No.44359

need to be burped

No.44360

do you really or are you just saying that

No.44361


No.44362

tardlaughed within 4 seconds and closed the tab they arent really cunning its just that christianity and judaism are tightly linked and only one is allowed to control everything because christianity says you have to be a pussy

No.44363

sigh its anudda shoah

No.44364

ya i did already burped though

No.44365

whyd the norms start hating friends again

No.44366


No.44367

>>44365
that show sucked the big one

No.44368

theres no way anyone here watched friends you belong on ota with the rest of the free lovers if you did

No.44369

uh im not talking about the show friends filters to friends

No.44370

cant believe its almost 2023 already

No.44371

oh no one hates the friends they recognize their place as inferior cattle to be used and abused ask any american

No.44372

never really tried watching friends before until earlier this year watched the first few episodes and thought it pinched hard

No.44373

normds

No.44374

its for girls it was always for girls

No.44375

mom always wanted a girl but she got me sigh

No.44376

you couldve been a mom daughter tuber duo and baited both peds and haglovers

No.44377

>>44375
thats okay just let her raise your daughter

No.44378

was jerking it to a nice doujin but thought the artwork was too good so i lost my bone

No.44379


No.44380

mom wanted a daughter and was going to name me maggie

No.44381

a fine name for a fine irish lass

No.44382

faith and begorrah mags give us another pint

No.44388


No.44389


No.44390

havent watched neoneoteen kon yet

No.44391

sigh no one warned me 2006 was going to end i thought it would just keep going until i became old

No.44392

we died in 2006

No.44393


No.44394


No.44395

tardgiggled at ppts thumbnail

No.44396

hope that guys enjoying his movie

No.44397

what does pp stand for

No.44398


No.44399

woke up had multiple long dreams with involved plots dont really remember what they were anymore

No.44400

penis punishment

No.44401

wonder which restaurant i should go to today

No.44402

how about a nice 2am visit to waffle house

No.44403

uh its 3pm

No.44404

whats your point

No.44405


No.44406

makin milk coffee with me trusty moka wonder if the otamin uses one of these

No.44407

>>44403
its 12am

No.44408

die jap

No.44409

sigh okay

No.44410

koharus birthday

No.44411

dont know who that is but in all candor id probably rape her if i got my hands on her

No.44412

id protect her

No.44413

well i wouldnt rape her if there was another guy there to protect her obviously

No.44414

that would be me

No.44415


No.44416

recettear came out in english 12 years ago weird i thought it was younger than that

No.44417

nah it was translated by goons they havent done anything good in at least 10 years

No.44418

ya i thought it came out 10 years ago

No.44419

youre just getting old

No.44420

im ピチピチの17歳

No.44421


No.44422

wiped down my monitor

No.44423

playin gow

No.44424

got the bloodborne machine out but cant find a bloodborne controller

No.44425

bloodnorme

No.44426

got a 9 week ban over nothing last night and snoozed not sure why posted the same way i do every day

No.44427

uh then how are you posting

No.44428

nice evasionadmit

No.44429

thats our little secret but i hope this doesnt become a regular thing at least it wasnt an autoperma

No.44430

have you considered that it was your normal posting that got you banned

No.44431

cant beat the first boss guess its easy mode time

No.44432

feel like it wouldnt have taken 7 months if that was the case

No.44433

is that what you said the last time you complained about getting banned

No.44434

i dont remember

No.44435

woke up sashajod

No.44436

what does the rest of the day have in store

No.44437

sasha baron cohen

No.44438


No.44439

was gonno roll for raiden but apparently yelan is coming next patch so im gonno save her weapon banner looks really good too might give it a shot

No.44440

dont know what any of that means

No.44441

sigh cant even run a 10 year old game on ultra

No.44442

wonder what 44444 will be

No.44443


No.44444

dubs check em

No.44445

checked

No.44446

guess its time for coffee round 2

No.44447

overfilled with grounds coffee spurted and dribbled out the side

No.44448

bored and cant stop losing in rank dont know what to do

No.44449

have you considered getting good

No.44450

havent had an ssr pull in fgo in a coons age

No.44451

think ive been getting more neurotic

No.44452


No.44453

i only watch deadstreams

No.44454

hope her mom knows shes been live for 40 hours

No.44455

>>44405
thought it would end with the clip of the senile old chink man flipping a chicken and i dont mean the enwhore

No.44456


No.44457

the translator for this avgn vid wrote a sentence ending in だお and everybody rolled on the floor laughing so i ended up reading the nico article on だお and learning some new stuff

No.44458

translate it ankidrones

No.44459

doesnt mean anything its just a sentence ender that cels use online and is the most off putting word for women
https://beauty.oricon.co.jp/news/2051385/full/

No.44460

wonder if pomu flips dogs

No.44461

those wacky japs

No.44462

tried to game failed to game

No.44463

woke up feelin scared

No.44464

ill give you something to be scared about

No.44465

please dont

No.44466

painlump on my knee

No.44467

will probably crack then regret it again but todays the last day

No.44468

Please stick it in mee funny i was thinkin exactly the same thing

No.44469

how many times does that make

No.44470

but this time i mean it

No.44471

groan nausea hit before i could crack

No.44472

guess ill bathe

No.44473

boutta shower meself

No.44474

forgot to buy poo

No.44475

thinkin about sexy little you know whats

No.44476

went to three stores with mom and shes in a bad mood because i got blogs and the only register open had a teen manning it so she had to stand there and wait for someone else to come scan it while a line formed

No.44477

that fall out norm song is stuck in my head thanks to that mp4norm

No.44478

what song

No.44479

Please stick it in mee one time told the checkout teen about the 30 in my cart but she forgot about it after scanning everything else so i didnt pay for it

No.44480


No.44481

cant say i recognize the song

No.44482

got burgmeat american cheese and bacon the blogs were natural ice i also got a bag of cheese puffs at the discount store

No.44483

same

No.44484

hope youre gonna make a cheesey bacon burg with those ingredients

No.44485

made my special chicken sandwich with hand flattened bread

No.44486

you cant just hand flatten bread and make a special chicken sandwich with it

No.44487

i dont know maybe he can im gonna need a pic

No.44488

gas was under 3 bucks baste biden does it again

No.44489

only one froza left and i know if i cook it up ill bloat in a bad way and regret it

No.44490

you know you want to

No.44491

thats neither here nor there

No.44492

>>44475
sexy little boys

No.44493

you couldnt be more wrong

No.44494

the nortriptyline has made me stop eating at this rate ill have summer abs

No.44495

the what now

No.44496

>>44484
hell yes i am

No.44497

how about a pic for old times sake

No.44498

cant its moms dinner too shes gonno want to eat with me

No.44499

dont see why that means you cant just tell her its for your gram

No.44500

doubt she knows what that is and it would make me look like a queer even more than being virg does

No.44501

never heard of a virgin queer

No.44502

used to be able to cook those were the days

No.44503

>>44487
gone sorry

No.44504

you prick

No.44505

did you stay quiet for 35 minutes just so you could say that

No.44506

cool it chump

No.44507

belched

No.44508

food prices hurtin real bad lately local grocery store only has discounts if you submit yourself to their satanic shoppers club might have to start making trips to the city to stock up on supplies

No.44509

nice country boy

No.44510

and i still havent gotten my car fixed so Driving just isnt what it used to be

No.44511

thinking i might go on a road trip once the new year hits im in need of adventure

No.44512

im an neet

No.44513

die leech

No.44514


No.44515

zas in the ven last za i set it to 3 minutes less than the recommended cook time and it came out burnt NOT falling for that this time

No.44516

that might be an exaggeration i think i let it cook for the recommended time but they give a range and i defiantly did NOT set it for any higher than the minimum this time i set it to 3 minutes before and set the temp to 25 under

No.44517

never ate pizza how is it

No.44518

nice seasian

No.44519

its ok

No.44520

need a sexy lady to leech my dick

No.44521

this is illegal you know

No.44522


No.44523

Please stick it in mee

No.44524


No.44525

>>44515
tastes better overcooked i always turn the oven higher and leave it in longer than it says to

No.44526

your taste buds are borked

No.44527

my gamer skills have rotted always suspected that might be the case but just tested it and cant avoid facing the truth any longer

No.44528

never had gamer skill in the first place

No.44529

well i did even managed to 1cc a 2hu game on hard once

No.44530

but tried today and i died on the first stage whats the flipping point just shoot me now

No.44531


No.44532

polished off that za still feeling peckish

No.44533

>>44531
ya thats how i managed to beat it before after that i could at least beat it on normal even after a dozen blogs but NOT anymore

No.44534

wrote aNOTher longpost whining about it but deleted it simply flipping kill me

No.44535

guess ill boil up some za

No.44536

you were supposed to be practicing

No.44537

was gonno sperm but decided to do some calisthenics first and reward myself with a jo but dont feel like it anymore

No.44538

>>44534
post it

No.44540

who cares

No.44541

sigh

No.44542

didnt even know deathsmiles was an arcade game or that there were places in this country where you could play it wouldnt mind going to an arcade sigh

No.44543

never gived a damn about bullet hell games just like lookin at pictures of the sexy girls

No.44544

die secondarynorm

No.44545

only one cave game i ever 1ccd

No.44546

tired

No.44547

pastas done but now im bloated from the za

No.44548

in the mood for a kung foo film

No.44549

uh foo

No.44550

thats a lot of nuts

No.44551


No.44552

you shouldnt disrespect the chinese language like that

No.44553

what do you mena

No.44554

all these chinkfilms sound the same cant remember which ones ive watched before

No.44555

>>44542
they have dodonpachi daioujou and karous cabs at the round1 thats an hour long Drive away

No.44556

sigh dai oujou

No.44557

sigh die oh jo

No.44558

dont care about those kind of games im talking about the ones that were cool to americans like silent scope or house of the dead or metal slug or all the vehicle games japs were too beta to play in public like waverunner

No.44559

silent norm house of the norm metal norm normrunner

No.44560

yeah those

No.44561

never beat em

No.44562

its not about beating them its about the fun of riding a jetski or getting to shoot someone in the face

No.44563

saving up a big jo for suis new outfit

No.44564

never shot someone in the face either

No.44565

the mansion arcade wont be set to free play but everyone will get a token allowance each day so youll have plenty of time to

No.44566

wish i still had my trust crt things werent so bad back when i could game n watch in bed

No.44567

my ushi is looking good owned some lower rank noobs

No.44568

dont have a cow man

No.44569

thought about getting new melty many times but never did

No.44570

>>44566
never understood how people just had all of their old tvs and monitors vanish did people really just throw them out when they got flatscreens

No.44571

save your money its bad

No.44572

no i threw it out because it developed a high pitch whine and by threw it out i mean i dumped it somewhere outside at night

No.44573

i got rid of the big 27 inch ones for the living room and the basement so i wouldnt have to move them anymore but theres no reason to throw out the ones smaller than that unless they break

No.44574

still use the trinitron dad bought back in the day have the ps2 and wii hooked up to it

No.44575

that little controller looks like a dildo

No.44576

love when daddy buys me stuff

No.44577

he didnt buy it for me it was the living room tv until 2007

No.44578

defiantly didnt have to cash to buy me own tv in 2007

No.44579

what happened in 2007

No.44580

lost the game

No.44581

the game

No.44582

regret that za regret that sta

No.44583

but then again too few to mention

No.44584

>>44579
we got an lcd tv

No.44585

richnorm

No.44586

sigh remembering that fancy new plasma we got

No.44587

ate six madeleines

No.44588

the what now

No.44589

they have madeleines in the kitchenettes at work

No.44590

got a nice semi annual surge of testosterone last night it was nice of mom to not ask why my knuckles on one hand are skinned

No.44591

think that might be tardtosterone

No.44592


No.44593

why are your knuckles skinned

No.44594

>>44589
die and gth worknorm

No.44595

wish to go back to 95 and stop japan from starting to put shite cgi in tv anime
at least nothing today looks quite as bad as some of of the shite in early 00s gonzo and sunrise

No.44596

>>44593
listened to video game soundtracks too loud and taught my bedframe a lesson it wont soon forget

No.44597

nice vgmrage

No.44598

that sounds more like a surge of estrogen

No.44599

whatever it was i was pissed

No.44600

>>44396
didnt watch one cant decide between that and trying to game

No.44601


No.44602

whos rich

No.44603

dont click ass mongoloid

No.44604

>>44602
pasted rich campbell

No.44605

what did he do

No.44606

>>44602
piano

No.44607

>>44605
he got accused of sexual misconduct by his ex girlfriend who went to his apartment at 12am after he invited her over with no evidence so now hes a cancelled rapist

No.44608

deserves it for being a norm and being such a tard he tried to make a job out of a game he pinches so flipping bad at

No.44609

thats norms for you theyre all severely disturbed automatons

No.44610

gamergate wont take this one lying down

No.44611

also wondering why you know who any of these people are or what goes on between them

No.44612

because i watch dota and wow tournaments

No.44613

why subject yourself to that when youve got a perfectly good wall that needs staring

No.44614

mostly out of a desire to hold onto the past and continue following things i used to enjoy

No.44615

sigh

No.44616

bro loved playing dota 1 and 2

No.44617

never played wc3 until i was an adult never knew about it as a kid and then wow came out

No.44618

the best years of my life were spent playing custom games on battle.net

No.44619

wish i could have been there

No.44620

theres no room in my lobbies for noobs sorry dl = kick

No.44621

feel like playing some nice cs source but i sperged out and locked myself out of my steam account 7 or 8 years ago

No.44622

nothin like some 24/7 dust or crackhouse or gungame and sending randoms friend requests to always have a game to join

No.44623

nice friend request chad

No.44624

dont need to turn it into something its not just add a bro and get invites

No.44625

never sent a friend request to a random and never accepted one neither

No.44626

how do you quickly join games on games without matchteening

No.44627

by browsing the community server list and picking one that looks good

No.44628

what if you know which ones are good and you pick the same ones every time

No.44629

that works too

No.44630

raging hard cant flipping snooze because theres an arrogant fruit fly in my room that flew up my nose briefly and refuses to die gonna snooze on the couch and leave the door open so it flies out by the time i wake up

No.44631

>>44629
you could simply click join game and save yourself the hassle

No.44632

whats the latest normime

No.44633

couldnt tell you i havent watched anime in months

No.44634

change of plans murdered the fruit fly while its guard was down

No.44635

it was one day away from retirement

No.44636

death is their retirement

No.44637

it was a celfly anyway theres no other fruit flies in the house

No.44638


No.44639

>>44637
bastard i could have been that cel you crushed

No.44640

watchin Nemesis.XviD.1992.DVDRip.avi

No.44641

phew looks epic

No.44642

feel like some of my anger should be expressed outwardly toward mom instead of blaming myself ill have to ponder that one for a while

No.44643


No.44644

nhs.uk huh no thanks pinko take that commie crap to the street

No.44645

youre NOT gonno control your anger with that attitude

No.44646

i dont need to control it i need it to grow

No.44647

saw someone had spraypainted a wall with ``NOThing can stop my anger or my racism''

No.44648


No.44649

>>44646
what good will that do you

No.44650

fired up the ol 2006teen playlist

No.44651

>>44649
i dont know yet ive been dulling my senses

No.44652


No.44653

NOT a linker

No.44654

napped and raided hows it goin

No.44655

its going all right its going going gone

No.44656

shouting in crisis

No.44657

the norms are the crisis not us

No.44658

>>44638
paste botan owning that sheep

No.44659

guess ill snooze

No.44660

you cant snooze now

No.44661


No.44662

think ive got intestinal bleeding

No.44663

its over

No.44664

dont go on jp page 2

No.44665

woke up dont feel so good

No.44666

playin far cry

No.44667

had a cheeky 10am wake

No.44668

arrogant latewake

No.44669

feeling fat and ugly

No.44670

pic

No.44671

no

No.44672


No.44673


No.44674

watching a nice 60fps anime

No.44675

tarded out and became tanasinn

No.44676

5 chicken fingers and 2 hashbrowns with ketchup for breakfast

No.44677

why isnt that pic loading

No.44678

what pic

No.44679


No.44680

loads on my machine

No.44681

weird

No.44682

have you tried turning it off and on again

No.44683

nah havent turned my puter off in over a week doesnt seem worth it just to load some measly pic

No.44684

wouldnt call 4 million pixels measly you probably just need more ram

No.44685

mom kept talking to me through the door while i was trying to keep snoozing groan i wasnt done

No.44686

mom always knocks and then instantly comes in to say something

No.44687

mom is physically barred from entering

No.44688


No.44689

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRwDkyStFzY
baste linus Please stick it in mee

No.44690

>>44664
sigh did normmin del

No.44691


No.44692

guess its coffee time

No.44693

dad made coffee guess ill sip

No.44694

sigh didnt heat the milk up enough

No.44695

double sigh bangblows 10 explorer is even more broken than 7

No.44696

how is it broken in 7

No.44697

it crashed every now and then

No.44698

only a fool would use the default windows explorer

No.44699

im fool and i dont remember it ever crashing on me

No.44700


No.44701

oh my god

No.44702

what

No.44703

pit

No.44704

love a nice ウマ腋

No.44705


No.44706

not feelin it today im not feelin it any day but at this time last year i was having a blast playing games for hours

No.44707

been gaming today more than i have in quite some time

No.44708

can only use windows with the ross ui

No.44709


No.44710


No.44711

only make carbonara or bolognese or puttanesca or aglio e olio dont need more than that

No.44712

have to drink warm blogs because the way to the kitchen is blocked

No.44713

perfect shotgunning temperature

No.44714

you said last night was the last one

No.44715

got supplies for mac n cheese

No.44716


No.44717

dont even know what half those are

No.44718

>>44714
last what

No.44719

last night of binge drinking then regretting

No.44720

that was me and im sticking to it for real this time

No.44721

i thought it was pizza regret

No.44722

out of pizza

No.44723

麻雀は人柄が出る

No.44724

you can learn everything there is to know about a man from watching him toss

No.44725

my teeth feel worse than they normally do after going to the normtist i think the plaque and tartar were shielding me

No.44726

guess ill crack got half an open natural ice from this morning that i covered with another can to keep it fresh and 9 more in the box

No.44727

>>44725
it grows back

No.44728

makin mac n cheese

No.44729

nice mom wasnt just being polite about my hand she literally didnt notice until just now and was immediately up my ass about it

No.44730

what the flip elon bought twitter

No.44731

latenorm

No.44732

blinked and im 16 eps behind again

No.44733

im five years behind

No.44734

macs good but i shouldve added red peppers

No.44735

still have 1 blog in the fridge but i promised myself i wouldnt drink today

No.44736


No.44737

>>44734
paprika and cayenne are mandatory for mac and cheese

No.44738

dont have either of those well might have some old cayenne in the back of the cabinet

No.44739

not sure what im gonno have for dinner meself im spoiled by choice

No.44740

walked 30 minutes to the chair store bought a new gamer chair then walked home carrying it im flippin destroyed cant move me arms and im sweating like a rabid beast

No.44741

sounds absurd all around what were you walking on the shoulder of the highway or something

No.44742

pic

No.44743

>>44741
was walking through the hustle and bustle of the city streets to the big office supply store

No.44744

theres this new thing called home delivery

No.44745

die foreigner

No.44746

didnt want the chinks who own the building seeing my package and wondering what it was

No.44747

thats the least damaging thing a chink that owns your house could do to you do you know how cheap and small the spy cameras over there are

No.44748

also my chair was broken and i wanted to have something to sit in immediately rather than wait for deliver

No.44749

is it a nice one think im gonno get a recliner when mine breaks

No.44750

hope its a nice steelcase gesture

No.44751

normcase

No.44752

>>44750
all those chairs are for office workers a neet needs an 18 hour 911 dispatch operator chair

No.44753


No.44754

wish i lived in a nice big city so i didnt have to Drive everywhere

No.44755

have to decide what to have for dinner soon

No.44756

no you dont

No.44757

ya i do im hungry

No.44758

assembled the new chair disassembled the old one and had a nice big cold shower time to break this bad boy in with some gaming

No.44759

oog me hunger me eat

No.44760

ya that pretty much covers it Please stick it in mee

No.44761


No.44762

spent my life on self indulgence i need to start helping my fellow man

No.44763

>>44758
gonno need a pic or at least a stock photo of it

No.44764


No.44765

how about i paint you a mental picture of it

No.44766

go ahead

No.44767

post the butthurt chair pic

No.44768

i just posted it on mindhima

No.44769

crazy that hima is still getting posts wonder who posts there

No.44770

me

No.44771

whats hima

No.44772


No.44773

not bad i spend too much time leaning to have a chair with a back that small though

No.44774

its bigger than it looks its recommended up to 300 pounds for 12+ hour days

No.44775

uh only 300lb thats NOT futureproof

No.44776

doubt ill ever crack 250 unless i start going to casinos and counting cards or something its too expensive to gorge i need that money for beer

No.44777

good thing you cant gain weight from beer

No.44778

ya but theres a cap on it if increased my consumption enough to gain 35 pounds i probably wouldnt be eating and would lose weight

No.44779

been drinking half a gallon of wine a day lately but have been losing weight because im only eating one bowl of lamb hearts and rice a day also

No.44780

thats good eats

No.44781

threw a pizza in the oven think im gonno cut it in half then fold it and turn it into two calzones

No.44782

lost my tabs because an online timer i set for that pizza started beeping loud as hell out of my headphones and i forgot it wasnt a new window but a tab pulled out of my main window and said close all

No.44783

owned

No.44784

made a mean calzone though threw some ham and pickled jalapeno slices on top of a pepperoni pizza broiled it cut it in half with scissors then folded it over

No.44785


No.44786


No.44787

feel like i may be able to game tomorrow i dont know why or how but its time

No.44788

dont forget to stream

No.44789

wont forget i just deliberately wont do it because i dont know how to and i dont want to get anyones hopes up

No.44790

almost time for a new thread i reckon

No.44791

youd reckon wrong

No.44792


No.44793

snoozin

No.44794

eating a gummy burger

No.44795


No.44796

hope everyones ready for christmas

No.44797

cant wait to see what presents im getting from himamates

No.44798

never got my assignment for the ota secret santa

No.44799


No.44800

wobbly monitor getting on my nerves

No.44801

you need a nice monitor arm

No.44802

any recs

No.44803

ergotron hx

No.44804

think i can diy that with some locking pliers and zip ties

No.44805

tryin out 4k with a 28" monitor without scaling its NOT too bad

No.44806

love my 4k although moving windows between it and my 5:4 is janky

No.44807


No.44808


No.44809

shes just like me

No.44810

ya in cup size

No.44811


No.44812

cold

No.44813

thermostat says its 58 degrees inside

No.44814

heating up with some coffee

No.44815

>>44803
die ergotron

No.44816

snowing hard think ill go for a walk

No.44817

any pics

No.44818

ill take a pic at the park

No.44819

わくわく

No.44820

mom wants me to fix some dumb shite outside but its below my interest level

No.44821

those who dont work dont eat

No.44822

apparently not Please stick it in mee

No.44823

mom made beef stew gonno grab another bowl

No.44824

hope its got some taters

No.44825

whats taters

No.44826

stomachs grumblin hoo boy instead of waiting for hours to gamble and lose im just gonno make some cawfee

No.44827

considering having a third cuppa

No.44828

wish i had an actual camera instead of this shitty chinkphone
https://files.catbox.moe/nhtk3u.jpg

No.44829

nice Samsung Galaxy A10e

No.44830

its NOT that nice also forgot i snapped this pic when mom dragged me up to grans there were felled trees and dams all over the place in the woods
https://files.catbox.moe/gaafbu.jpg

No.44831

that was me

No.44832

several bowel movements today

No.44833

hope you stocked up enough wood for the winter its damn cold out there

No.44834

dam cold

No.44835

havent had to stack up wood for winter in like 13 years now it gets to a million degrees in my room without even doing anything i have to keep the windows cracked

No.44836

forgot about my little project from the other day too lazy to start messing with it again

No.44837

sigh 2009

No.44838

wish i had a project

No.44839

you can have one if you want to copy 13 pages of ebay listing urls for me

No.44840

by a project i mean my own project if i wanted someone elses project id gaj

No.44841

heres your chance to get one

No.44842

put on some socks for me cold toes

No.44843

>>44841
wont do it for less than $40 an hour

No.44844

ok keep a timesheet and send me an invoice when youre done

No.44845

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cnk1gLVGg hope wamy filed a sekuhara complaint to hr afterwards

No.44846

just saw a nice snappable sexy lady

No.44847

arent they all

No.44848

anything with a hole is snappable

No.44849

aids and die

No.44850

used to love a nice bottle of snapple peach tea but then they stopped stocking it at costco

No.44851

>>44849
im not doing the snapping but it could be him some day instead of a sexy lady ken could tell you that

No.44852

lil snappables

No.44853

mom got salmon

No.44854

lucky

No.44855

more of a cod man meself but im not complaining got some potatoes and broccoli on the side

No.44856

are you gonno make some nice lohikeitto

No.44857


No.44858

im not smart enough to do anything a finnish person would do except drink and act autistic

No.44859


No.44860

unormi

No.44861

gonna quit ramming and try playing ranked this season

No.44862

not sure if the amount of beer cans or the amount of containers filled with piss in my room are more damaging to my character

No.44863

crying for throatpuncher having to empty the pissjugs

No.44864


No.44865

>>44862
none of those compare to the shame of being a neet

No.44866

wonder what that shooting pain in my bhole is

No.44867

>>44865
i am neet

No.44868

youve got the rrhoids its over

No.44869

sigh need to get a standing desk

No.44870

havent had a roids flareup in a couple years

No.44871

>>44861
crying your real life is about to begin

No.44872

headache think i gamed too hard

No.44873

gamer

No.44874

tried canned sardines for the first time they werent bad

No.44875

woke up its time for a big mug of joe

No.44876

got a mug of jo for you right here

No.44877

more of a mackerel man meself dont like the bones in sardines or any food with alternating textures

No.44878

they were skinless and boneless ones

No.44879

just flippin skin me debone me and cook me in a can

No.44880

are you full of omega 3

No.44881

not sure but mom says im full of piss and vinegar

No.44882

crushed a stinkbug on my monitor had to borrow some incense from mom to cover up the smell

No.44883

murderer

No.44884

its a crush or be crushed world

No.44885

hope you dont mind if i crush you then

No.44886

cant decide if i should go with a can of spaghettios and meatballs or beefaroni for dinner

No.44887

gonna have the last o me doggers soon

No.44888


No.44889

mom said they were out of ravioli thats probably the best of the three

No.44890

never ate canned pasta how is it

No.44891

it does the job

No.44892

unlike you I am an incomparable homo

No.44893


No.44894

them guts

No.44895

>>44892
im in the business of being neet and drinking and business is good

No.44896

keep going like that youll end up in the red

No.44897

gonna have 1 (one) blog and that is

No.44898

i mena thats it

No.44899

think ill go with the spaghettios

No.44900

pimple thing on my lip inside my mouth popped it but it keeps generating more pus and it doesnt taste good

No.44901

disgusting

No.44902

nailbit skinbit

No.44903

ive got some skin for you to rip right here

No.44904

dont know why but went to Gaia and got really anxious seeing those disgusting norms interact with each other in the lowest common denominator way possible it made me feel too self aware and brought back my mortality salience in full force for some reason

No.44905

norms feel just as disgusted when they come here and see us

No.44906

knowing how to imitate norms is like a cheatcode for life the problem is there are no norms regularly using gaia but the weird commie brother in laws of actual norms

No.44907

wearing my kynodesme

No.44908

jaw tensing up bad

No.44909

im a commie

No.44910

saddle on up and head back to the mainland then chink

No.44911

want to use Gaia more but cant find any good subGaias

No.44912

only use it when i bing something and its in the results whats the point its as bad for the soul as 4norm

No.44913

its worse

No.44914

le imageGaias

No.44915

>>44910
im NOT a chink but i wish i was one

No.44916


No.44917

>>44913
not at the surface level its full of norms living in candyland

No.44918

wish i lived in candyland

No.44919

candylands full of gross western candy id go to a candyland full of japanese candy

No.44920

>>44916
need to restore my foreskin to restore my honor

No.44921

sigh the dagashiya

No.44922

nice japedophile

No.44923

put those spaghettios in a bowl and the bowl in the cancerwave but forgot to heat them might just start yelling to mom from my chair and have her do it

No.44924

pasted

No.44925

its okay they come precooked

No.44926


No.44927


No.44928

dont poison the well for links you failed abortion

No.44929

ill poison your well if you catch my drift

No.44930

thought that touch grass meant marijuana

No.44931

what does it mean heard that a lot while gaming but never knew what it meant

No.44932

theyre implying that you never physically go outside and arent normal

No.44933

so its a compliment

No.44934

>

No.44935

ban and murder

No.44936


No.44937

might make the beefaroni too

No.44938

grabbed an extension cord and shaved my head in the bathtub

No.44939

moms gonno be pissed

No.44940


No.44941

spermed to aris

No.44942

you mena ars right

No.44943

its simultaneously still early enough to do something and too late to do something guess ill sperm and consider my options

No.44944

its too late to anything but ldar

No.44945


No.44946

was gaming a lot and then just didnt one day and now a month has flown by

No.44947

sighing why cant it be easy

No.44948


No.44949

sigh watched a movie in a small window while gaming and realized half way through that it was better than i thought it would be and i should have been watching it in full screen the whole time now i have to watch it all over again and stay up 3 hours past my bedtime im gonno be flipping exhausted tomorrow

No.44950

uh you should be watching all of them in fullscreen

No.44951


No.44952

why not just sleep in tomorrow why are you gonno be exhausted

No.44953

maybe mom terrorizes him as soon as she gets home from work and wakes him up before the sun goes down like mine does

No.44954

went 4/15 and got placed into iron 2 its over

No.44955

not like this

No.44956

wish i was a gamer

No.44957

its NOT that great

No.44958

cant play competitive multiplayer games because mom didnt want to pay for fiber

No.44959

never played an online game on anything higher than 15 Mbps

No.44960


No.44961


No.44962

crossreply and tubie link now thats a skip

No.44963

might try to get a six pack cant be that hard

No.44964

ya you just open the cooler and bring it to the register Please stick it in mee

No.44965

ooging hard to the neet gyaru tuber

No.44966

been sleeping in my jeans a lot lately

No.44967

same and its weird that legs arent sweaty at all after waking up

No.44968

crying for my hairline

No.44969

pic

No.44970

constipated

No.44971

is it the good kind or the bad kind

No.44972

its the constipated kind

No.44973

lucky crack open a nice book and enjoy squeezing that sucker out

No.44974

big groan woke up hit the power button to wake up my pc forgot id left it on last night to download something so i turned it off lost my whole context from yesterday

No.44975


No.44976

lipbit too hard

No.44977

gotta clean today feel like i just cleaned this place up

No.44978


No.44979

nauseated

No.44980

dont go on jp right now

No.44981

frosted sugar cookies and timbits at work had three cookies and a timbit feeling bloated

No.44982

die chink

No.44983

wish i was chink but im NOT

No.44984


No.44985

uh you need japanese eggs to make japanese mayo

No.44986

nah you just need a japanese spirit or yamato damashii as they say in the orient

No.44987

simply purchase a nice bottle of kewpie mayo

No.44988

cleanin good even wiped down the stovetop might get some frozen food so it stays clean for at least one night

No.44989

looks like we got a foot or two of snow overnight think ill go explore after lunch

No.44990

funny its set to snow here tonight too

No.44991

hope you got the sled waxed

No.44992

never waxed

No.44993

guess ill get supplies almost out of tp

No.44994

Please stick it in mee this jap read お呪い as おのろい instead of おまじない dumb flippin japs

No.44995

>>44975
even this guy can get a gf

No.44996

got a cool 0.78:1 kda guess its back to ram

No.44997

moms sick guess she didnt go to work and saw i was asleep all day

No.44998

got hot pockets

No.44999

turned the air fryer and toaster oven on at the same time and it tripped the breaker

No.45000

what kind

No.45001

pepperoni with the garlic crust

No.45002

are you gonno eat them shirtless while deleting threads that upset you on jp

No.45003

wonder how the timeline where i became a jan is going

No.45004

we drove you to suicide with niggy spam a long time ago

No.45005

jannie won

No.45006

know id regret looking at the jp catalog now lets keep those memories memories

No.45007

sigh trudged through the snow all the way to the store only to find out that cream cheese costs a dollar more than what i have in my bank account guess ill just have to settle for a pancake lunch

No.45008

let them eat pancake

No.45009

threw the ball for moms dog because shes sick gonno puke from running around right after drinking a big cup of cawfee

No.45010

just say the dog ran away

No.45011

kitty loves to bully moms dog

No.45012

just say the cat got ran over or something

No.45013

plan ahead and it doesnt even have to be a lie Please stick it in mee

No.45014

it has convulsions every time pasted kitty walks by and makes mom rage can hear her screaming from upstairs when it gets slapped

No.45015

belched

No.45016

groan lost my normphone

No.45017

my life is a lie the generic american cheese is the exact same thing as the stuff at the deli mom gets for 4 or 5 bucks a pound except it has water instead of skim milk and its 1.89 for 12 ounces

No.45018

the only difference is the level of microplastic because they probably heat it in the plastic wrap to solidify it while the deli stuff comes in a huge rectangle and they slice it

No.45019

uh exactly the same except water instead of milk thats whats called completely different

No.45020

skim milk is basically water

No.45021

your mom is basically water

No.45022

love aqua

No.45023

>>45021
so am i

No.45024

phew found my phone

No.45025

gonno get wild and make a blt with garlic texas toast since all the bread is in the freezer anyway

No.45026

shouldve gotten more hot pockets

No.45027

went to take a piss got owned by the epic cumshield and pissed all over my thigh

No.45028

cracked a grape soda and poured some out for him

No.45029

once called someone a skipper for no reason and someone agreed for fear of also being called a skipper

No.45030

that was me

No.45031

didnt make a blt just made bacon egg and cheese but hoo boy what a bacon egg and cheese

No.45032

pic

No.45033

had to eat it over the sink i misjudged how big the toast was and overloaded it with a second egg

No.45034

shaved my head balled now im cooking chicken pasat

No.45035

thats a dangerous game youre playing hope youre already mostly balled to begin with

No.45036

whats that some kind of curry

No.45037

waded through snow for an hour and a half forgot how much fun it is it got up to my knees at one point

No.45038

not balled at all and meant pasta

No.45039

>>45037
hope you didnt forget to wear your long johns

No.45040

>>45038
you will be soon if you keep it up

No.45041

if im not balding by 30 that means its never gonna happen

No.45042

wore my long johns and had a layer of socks on each side of them so the snow wouldnt go where its unwanted

No.45043

>>45041
arrogant bastard

No.45044

you know whats worse than being arrogant

No.45045

woke up time for some joe

No.45046


No.45047

could use a hug right now

No.45048

same

No.45049


No.45050

NOT looking forward to the relativehugs at christmas

No.45051

eatin a candied cane rn

No.45052


No.45053

crying

No.45054

phew thats good cane just noticed the op for the first time in a while too Please stick it in mee

No.45055

never ate a cane how is it

No.45056

are you chink

No.45057

>>45053
man up kitty

No.45058

are malays chinks

No.45059

more like malaise

No.45060

the malaise meme

No.45061

pain on the palm side of the bottom segment of my left ring finger as though i got habanero rubbed in it

No.45062

eatin a big bowl of noddles

No.45063

NOT gonno see a single relative in the holidays Please stick it in mee

No.45064

what about bro

No.45065

what about mom

No.45066


No.45067

linus norm tips

No.45068

you cant just imply that linus is giving out norm tips

No.45069

wonder if they let him watch linus vids

No.45070

does linus ever show children in his videos

No.45071


No.45072

>>45064
>>45065
flip those norms

No.45073

>>45071
its over for him

No.45074

have to wake up at 4am tomorrow

No.45075

are you turning on the irrigation valve pnig

No.45076

why

No.45077

sigh he loved the irrigation valve

No.45078

groan its gonno rain and all the snow is gonno melt

No.45079

never seen snow

No.45080

that already happened like a week ago

No.45081

sigh jod when i didnt want to

No.45082

sigh malayguy

No.45083

im indonesian

No.45084

whos your favorite holoid

No.45085

youd have to pay me to watch that shite

No.45086

how did these jungle monkeys even find ghost i thought they didnt have internet

No.45087

not sure how explosive racists find it either

No.45088

i didnt need to find it it was always there since i was born i just didnt know about it

No.45089

nice 7 year old

No.45090

only 4 blogs left guess its a ross double or triple feature tonight since thatll only last two hours

No.45091

how about a nice movie instead

No.45092

armed and dangerous never actually downloaded even though it said it was taking up 5gb and i was gonno watch the other two after that one

No.45093

havin a cry

No.45094

why

No.45095

i watched a sad movie

No.45096

the crier

No.45097

real men dont cry

No.45098

what a coincidence just watched a sad movie myself and was considering having a cry too

No.45099

teared up more to anime and movies or daydreams than actual events

No.45100

woke up had a gf dream

No.45101

lucky

No.45102

hate those

No.45103

wouldnt even know what to do with a gf even if i had one

No.45104

we need gfs that make all the decisions and tell us what to do

No.45105

>>45103
used to think about watching movies if i had one when i was a teen but according to the net they dont understand movies and play on their normphones the whole time anyway

No.45106


No.45107


No.45108

>>45106
wish i was her

No.45109

what would there be to gain

No.45110

it would feel great

No.45111

teenshaved and noticed i have a doublechin its over

No.45112


No.45113

>>45111
i dont even have one

No.45114

and who are you

No.45115

>>45107
no desire at all to visit the poopipines

No.45116

your future wife lives there

No.45117

last internet friend i had turned out to be a 14 year old indonesian girl wonder if she would have married me if i waited for her

No.45118

why would you want to marry a filthy indog

No.45119

nice groomer

No.45120

not like anyone else is lining up to be my wife

No.45121

cant tell the difference between the lesser chinks like i can with japs chinks and coreans

No.45122

malaysian girls keep popping up in thumbnails on the tube surprised by how pretty most of them look but maybe its just the filters

No.45123

get flip wife ads on the tube mobile app

No.45124


No.45125

one mail order bride please

No.45126

wouldnt know what to do with a mail order bride unless it was a sham marriage and i could get her deported if it didnt work out

No.45127

flip her and have her cook and clean for you what else is there to do

No.45128

We are GAKILIVE, a LOLITUBER group!

The announcement video for Generation 1 is premiering soon!

you seeing this pnig

No.45129

looked at some mail order brides theyre all in their 40s or older and ugly as flip

No.45130

>>45127
i dont trust a chink to do those things shed start pulling the mice out of the traps to cook for dinner or something

No.45131

youre supposed to get a nice eastern european one

No.45132

ive been waiting for my letter in the mail telling me ive won one of these oklahomian broads or wherever theyre fighting a fake war but i havent got one yet

No.45133

maybe you have to pay taxes to be entered into the lottery i dont know

No.45134

pay taxes for my neetbux

No.45135

cant get neetbux ive never been diagnosed with a mental illness

No.45136

someone turned their computer on as soon as it got too late to watch a movie and my speed jumped from kilobytes to megabytes

No.45137

got a stack of american cheese here and a plate with some hotsauce on it bone appletit

No.45138

vile

No.45139

whats the problem

No.45140

gotto love american ``cuisine''

No.45141

crying for all the aloucucks

No.45142

>>45140
listen castro if the industrial revolution had to happen youd better believe im gonno take advantage of its creations to snack in front of the rectangle

No.45143


No.45144

sigh weedseki

No.45145

pasted

No.45146

wish i could fall for the compatibalism meme

No.45147

>>45143
sigh instigator wonder what hes up to now

No.45148

sigh love snoozin too much wish i could do it more

No.45149

lacked proper snoozes during my teen years thats why im missing 5 inches on my height

No.45150

thinkin bout drinkin got an hour til the liquor store closes not sure what to do

No.45151

youre supposed to always have some in the cabinet

No.45152

wonder what it feels like to flip the shishou girl

No.45153

went and got a nice sixer of the 500ml asahi cans straight from japan gonna take it slow

No.45154

need some daughters stat

No.45155

>>45153
that guy said those are made in italy

No.45156

sigh the oat man has the japanese beer industry firmly in his grasp

No.45157

snowing and freezing cold tarding out with some hot cocoa and anime Please stick it in mee its a good day

No.45158

>>45155
think hes talking about the bottles if you get the cans theyre imported from japan

No.45159

snows NOT starting here until tomorrow night

No.45160

havent got a single flake this year i think global warming is finally happening

No.45161

global norming

No.45162

had a dream that there was a kukuri yugioh card and i found it when i was looking through my old collection it was called the dancing something cant remember what the second word was

No.45163

you gay ho

No.45164


No.45165

tummies bright red after walking to the store in the -25c cold face got numb as flip too but i persevered for the snacks

No.45166

im sighing

No.45167

sigh now im sighing too thanks a lot

No.45168

wish i was legally dead and could just sit here forever without ever thinking about phonecalls or the mail or not having a job

No.45169


No.45170

might try to game its been about a month

No.45171

on second thought gonna save that vid for when the pizza wings gets here

No.45172

never understood the pizza wings meme but i guess its because i never lived anywhere with a fastfood pizza place

No.45173

uhh whats there not to understand its just pizza with wings

No.45174

i mean why is it a combo like a burg and fries from all these chain pizza places

No.45175

you cant have veggies without some meat

No.45176

groaning

No.45177

might step outside and grab a blog a few hours early not really in the mood to think right now

No.45178

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.45179

mornin made some coffee

No.45180

how are you gonno make the most of the day

No.45181

woke up not feelin so good gonna make some coffee too

No.45182

have to try to game

No.45183


No.45184


No.45185

where were all the girls willing to let me do that in my gym classes

No.45186

watching a nice teengirl movie gonno learn some valuable lessons on how to act as a young lady

No.45187

time to start thinking about which new thread we are going to go to now that his turn is almost over

No.45188

i think ill stay here

No.45189

never had gym class with girls past elementary

No.45190

gonno shovel the driveway soon

No.45191

epic snowstorm tomorrow whos ready

No.45194

hb cant wait to watch the stream from your bedroom window

No.45195

the doxxer

No.45196

played a nice casual game for a bit then tried to play something that requires an iq higher than 70 and gave up

No.45198


No.45199

think its gonno be a frozen pizza night unless i can think of something else

No.45200

found pepperoni in the pizza had to throw out the box

No.45201

all ive got is pepperoni if youre gonno be a little girl about it just pick em off like mom does

No.45202

its soiled already

No.45203

youre getting a bowl of crusts on mansion pizza nights until you grow a pair

No.45204

not a furry but can yiff sometimes to some nice japanese fur

No.45205

crazy how much of my life i wasted

No.45206


No.45207


No.45208

two youts

No.45209


No.45210

gang stabbings are a common hobby of teen white girls in north america so i cant imagine anyone else would be to blame for destroying western civilization

No.45211

cat tarded out and dropped a greasy wet pile on the rug moms raging

No.45212

cant wait to be stabbed to death when i meet my tgf the first time

No.45213

pasted neetcat

No.45214

>>45212
did you accidentally a letter there

No.45215

awful headache

No.45216

tgf or tgf

No.45217

wouldnt mind a transgf myself

No.45218

asahi bottles are made in italy and cans in canada

No.45219

that guy didnt believe me i told him miller owns it

No.45220

>>45211
its moms fault

No.45221

the cans here are made and imported from japan probably depends where youre from

No.45222

the cans or what they contain

No.45223

both they sell the same cans of beer brewed in japan that you buy in japan how much more clear do i have to make it

No.45224

okay jeez didnt know you were their fan club president

No.45225

>>45223
much more clear

No.45226

just dont like bein corrected when i know im right

No.45227

oh what the flip moms back up again an hour later pizza night is cancelled

No.45228

you know what she was doing in there for an hour and it wasnt sleepin Please stick it in mee

No.45229

nice teenmom

No.45230

strange to think that girls jo

No.45231

thats what we like to tell ourselves isnt it boomhauer

No.45232

got some leftover bacon might just broil some american cheese on top of it with hotsauce and eat it with me hands

No.45233


No.45234

sounds good

No.45235


No.45236


No.45237

>>45236
get this faggot shit out of here

No.45238


No.45239

dont cuss

No.45240

mom flipped out when i tried calling her dude as a kid because apparently her dad called her mom dude and told her to bring him snacks and blogs to his tv chair Please stick it in mee guess im not that weird after all

No.45241

call her a dadnorm

No.45242

her dumbass mom was part of the first generation to get divorced en masse

No.45243

monitor suddenly started turning itself off again not sure why

No.45244

wonder how things would be if the norms didnt ruin everything

No.45245

uh theyd be like we though they would be 20 years ago

No.45246

man did i think things were gonno be linearly epic 20 years ago

No.45247

thought wed all be flying mechs by now

No.45248

didnt think that apart from a nice real time playground daydream where i imagined all of us were really giant flying orbs and our consciousness just took place through video monitors on the command deck of them

No.45249


No.45250

might make a pizza too and save half for tomorrow instead of pretending i did when i really ate it all

No.45251


No.45252


No.45253

no idea what that is italy either way what a bunch of little suckups

No.45254

fbk pinches at tossing

No.45255


No.45256

bought a gallon of wine

No.45257

im a little flipup

No.45258


No.45259

is there life before death

No.45260

i dont know ive just been existing not really living

No.45261


No.45262


No.45263

youre poisoning the links again teen why dont you tell your caretaker to redirect you to hima

No.45264

sigh tuberager is off work for christmas break and here to ruin our midnight tubing

No.45265

get real

No.45266


No.45267

sigh

No.45268

>>45263
thanks for the attention *posts more tube links*

No.45269

hard to tell which of them is more retarded at this point

No.45270

im tardcel

No.45271

woke up thinking about how ugly i am

No.45272

tardlaughing
www.pixiv.net/artworks/94558795

No.45273

yeah let me just go ahead and manually copy paste that url NOT

No.45274

die phoner

No.45275

havin another big cry

No.45276

>>45272
dont get it

No.45277

woke up with a big tummy ache from those pizza wings yesterday had to shite bad and ended up breaking my lifetime fart length record with a new 11 second fart

No.45278

thats too long

No.45279

not sure how i managed that long think the hemorrhoid was blocking some of the airflow so it lasted longer

No.45280

started reading naruto

No.45281

nice narutard

No.45282

nin nin

No.45283

nice disgaeatard

No.45285

love the good parts of naruto but the bad parts are flipping tarded the first 4 volumes are a great standalone

No.45286

nice hipster

No.45287

the shonen jump popularity contest guarantees that every good series will get stretched out too long and end abruptly

No.45288

crying for the manga industry it gets mogged hard by the coreans and chinks

No.45289

longfarted again but it wasnt as long

No.45290

never read any good manhwa or manhua

No.45291

the mangaka that sell themselves arent worth the paper they draw on

No.45292

wonder if femcels jo multiple times a day

No.45293


No.45294

they want flip

No.45295

fcels or lapu and zion

No.45296

both but mostly the latter

No.45298

>>45292
dont think they do at all why would they

No.45299

girls defiantly jo went to a delinquent class in hs for skipping too many days and one of the girls there gave aNOTher girl a jotoy for her birthday

No.45300

considering a lunch pizza instead of saving it

No.45301

mom took the car so had to walk to get fastfood

No.45302

what did you get

No.45303

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.45304

a black car slowly pulled up next to me as I was walking and a man offered me 50 dollars to take pictures of my naked body

No.45305

what are you gonno spend those 50 big ones on

No.45306

probably food and drinks

No.45307

laugh and grow fat

No.45309


No.45310

waiting for that epic winter storm think its supposed to happen in a few hours hope god doesnt delay it

No.45311

took some laxatives

No.45312

>>45309
normis

No.45313

love when mom gets christmas crap from her younger hopefully hot coworkers in their early 20s even if a human female would never in a trillion years choose to make me a bag of cookies im still eatin em Please stick it in mee

No.45314

>>45303
die reposter

No.45315

mom said the words burgers and fastfood which is rare i wonder which one she wants to go to

No.45316

cant remember if i blogged about how i walked to get fastfood but i guess it doesnt matter i dont even read any posts here anymore just skip and drop a blog nobody cares about got too used to hima where i didnt have to load every post when i open the thread now blogging and reading blogs is a pain will forget i even posted this later

No.45317

really not sure why having to open the whole thread would make a difference since theres no autoupdate crashing it

No.45318

i read and care about every single post

No.45319

same

No.45320

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.45321

groan were not getting burgs thanks for getting my hopes up

No.45322

thought about setting up a home server to have something to do but then i remembered theres no point because i only occupy a single room

No.45323

mom ripped apart my buttcheeks in a fit of rage

No.45324

pic

No.45325

can't

No.45326

made pasta mom ate some of it and said it was good feels nice to have my efforts recognized

No.45327

really have to shower tonight my arse is killing me

No.45328

pasted arseitch

No.45329

nothin pasted about it

No.45330

last post

No.45331

showered and realized ive reached that stage of every young boys life where he has to lean over his gut to see his penis

No.45332

'Weather bomb': Get ready for a 'once in a generation' storm
phew its almost here

No.45333

good thing moms waiting until tomorrow to go the store

No.45334


No.45335

its going to be worse tomorrow

No.45336

phew had mom put some hydrocortisone cream on me roids time to relax

No.45337

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.45338

woke up hey mates feelin wistful

No.45339

the wister

No.45340

bored

No.45341

aris is playing smw

No.45342

wish i could game

No.45343

a year ago at this time i was able to game and watch anime

No.45344

gaming right now its NOT that hard

No.45345

if only that was true

No.45346


No.45347

too lazy to make hardboiled eggs but theyre the optimal way to eat them because you can eat one in like 4 seconds its like a giant vitamin

No.45348

you mean raw

No.45349

not a jap

No.45350


No.45351

played some potion craft

No.45352

theyve got a gog release maybe i will too Please stick it in mee

No.45353

how do you think im playing it Please stick it in mee

No.45354

die thieves

No.45355

>>45353
how about a stream

No.45356

the stream era has been over for years its time to move on pal

No.45357

no you dont understand

No.45358

played some ranked picked jinx

No.45359

is that the one with the blue hair in all the pornographic drawings

No.45360

ya

No.45361

never played league of norms since i was first told to in 2009 but ive spermed to her a few dozen times

No.45362

shes 15

No.45363

its fun but only after you lose so many times that the game starts putting you in matches with other tards

No.45364

>>45362
shes a drawing

No.45365

you were supposed to be playing hon in 2009

No.45366

never played any of that dumb shite because im a nonconfrontational manbaby that doesnt like competition

No.45367

competition is for norms

No.45368

can only enjoy myself if im owning noobs

No.45369

nothin norm

No.45370

been a noob since day one

No.45371

simply ram

No.45372

didnt want to play it when i was 16 dont want to play it now

No.45373


No.45374

thought about saving that pizza for the ross christ mass episode but thats not gonno happen

No.45375

we celebrate grav mass on ghota

No.45376

might nap

No.45377

its called snoozing when its in the middle of the night

No.45378

you cant just assume he lives in the us of a

No.45379

word in town is that the christmas ross ep will be delayed until january 8th

No.45380

gives me time to buy another pizza

No.45381

just pirate one

No.45382

i wouldnt download a pizza

No.45383

gonno take a nice half teaspoon of baking soda to lifehack the heartburn away

No.45384

never had heartburn whats it like

No.45385

i dont know your esophagus just burns and it keeps you from snoozin

No.45386

thought that was just what happens when you half puke

No.45387

it also happens if you drink a lot and get a burp stuck in your chest or eat a pepperoni pizza too close snoozing

No.45388

used to have gerd because i made espresso ground coffee in a teapot with no filter drank multiple pots a day only stopped because i broke the pot i think

No.45389

think im officially an old man moms fingering me pipe with roid cream im trying to prevent heartburn with home remedies any day now im gonno slip and fall in the shower

No.45390


No.45391

cant sleep mom wants to bring me to aunts place for 10 days where ill have nothing to do but look at my flipping phone and sleep while leaving the kitty by herself for all that time and wont take no for an answer

No.45392

crying 2 hours left until the big stream

No.45393

what would you otherwise do in those 10 days

No.45394

never understood charcoal how can burnt wood burn even hotter

No.45395

lot of wind out there tonight guess ill shutdown and snooze to skip any power outages

No.45396

sigh thirdieguy

No.45397

might try self inducing a nice ntr fetish

No.45398

woke up from that nap i was telling you guys about

No.45399


No.45400


No.45401

drinkin and stinkin

No.45402


No.45403


No.45404

virus

No.45405


No.45406

big headaches yesterday and today im going cold turkey on normffeine

No.45407

tried a redbull for the first time tastes like cold medicine but carbonated

No.45408

nothing virus about holox besides laputyans herpes

No.45409


No.45410

never had stds whats it like

No.45411


No.45412


No.45413

hope i remember to watch my christmas anime this year and dont forget again

No.45414

die weeb

No.45415

love getting gaming channels with less than 50 views in my recs

No.45416

moms already pissing me off

No.45417

kidneys are a little sore

No.45418

cant tell if its my kidneys or liver that gets the aching and shooting pains

No.45419

kidneys are lower back and i think the liver is right under the ribs on the left side only ever consciously recognized my kidneys

No.45420

think it might be both in that case although the livers defiantly been more vocal lately since moms been making cookies every day

No.45421

sigh is this gonno be a struggle with every thread from now on come on guys we need to move to a new one

No.45422

which one the pnig sims one

No.45424

>>45421
i dont have to do a damned thing

No.45428

i dont see any reason to adhere to the hima post limit if anything its way too long on hima the embeds made it easy to find your place

No.45430

its flipping cold

No.45431

got things in the car i shouldnt leave in this weather but i dont want to get them

No.45438

not switching threads

No.45439

mom teased burgs again today and now shes flaking out

No.45443

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.45456

headaches and even more drowsiness than usual this detox better be worth it

No.45464

sigh where are the posts

No.45467

in the new thread

No.45470

why wasnt i invited

No.45586

sigh its over

No.45614

whats over

No.45799

it



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