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No. 644002

Drinking some sake on a saturday night

No.644003

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how do i make imageboard friends

No.644004

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Caught fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in /var/www/ota/inc/lib/Twig/Template.php on line 339

No.644005

spam

No.644007

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github.com/savetheinternet/Tinyboard/blob/master/inc/lib/Twig/Template.php#L339

Here's the line, some bullshit about iterating through an entire dataset which is, I guess, every ota post ever

This function is only used one time in database.php

github.com/savetheinternet/Tinyboard/blob/master/inc/database.php#L102

It literally just gets the MySQL version? Wtf delete this function otamin.

Make it just return sprintf("deez nuts");

No.644008

The mushrooms came, actually they came back on Wednesday. Was really quick.
I still don't really know what to do though. Are you supposed to just, like… eat it raw? Crush them into a powder? Cook it? They're dried, do you have to rehydrate them? Is the stuff in the entire mushroom or just the cap or what?

No.644009

Maitake maitake guruguru guruguru

No.644010

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Beatles Abbey Road uploaded on this account has such high quality, sounds like a FLAC rip but it's yt.

youtu DOT be/VpV53LqcuhU?&t=2236

No.644011

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My cannabis plant has a nitrogen toxicity, the leaves get dark green and the tips curl down. It's full on flowering now, so I should've stopped feeding so much N.

No.644012

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Oh Mr.Bondo, douzo

No.644013

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Teenbros out there getting this and you're not

No.644014

>>644013
Fucking the weird girl who eats lunch in the bathroom stall?

No.644022

>>644008
crush them and brew with some lemon/citric acid and sweetener, throw away the gunk and drink the result. if you're a big fan of mushroom taste you can eat them as is ofc.
btw regarding 'shrooms i've been taking lion's mane extract for a month now and this is lit, like coffee mk2. the only bad effect is that my sleep schedule shifted up two hours.

No.644039

>>644022
okay I'll do that
I bought a lions mane grow kit thing, but I didn't use it yet. I had bought a oyster mushroom growing kit but they didn't grow too well, humidity at home is too low.
I gotta make some kind of humidity chamber apparently.

No.644083

>>644022
took me a bit to realize you were talking about mushrooms and not black people

No.644208

it's been 40 minutes and I'm not really feeling all that much
Maybe it's because I didn't stir it while it was steeping

No.644209

ah
never mind
Goodbye

No.644467

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Drunk again on a saturday night

Coming out of it really, this black tea and sugar is really good for some reason, I've drank tea 3,000 times but it's like if I was dying and wanted tea.

Mom asked me about lent, lent isn't in the bible.

All this shit people think is in the bible isn't. How would it condemn lesbian sex if you can have multiple wives and obviously fuck them at the same time.

Yeah he opened up the Earth and sucked friend buddies in for disrespecting him, it was a different time, he was chilling on Earth, in the Ark, literally talking with these dumbass friend buddies and they still weren't listening I'd smite their ass too.

No.644468

>>644467
it's literally mimicking the 40 days jesus spent fasting in the desert

No.644469

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thought about buying some guinness
30 nz$ (17us) for 6 440ml cans
fucking unreal
did NOT buy

No.644470

if you want a pint of black stuff why don't head on over to a pub

No.644471

>>644470
it would be like 12 nz$ a pint

No.644472

well if you can't afford it in new zealand maybe return to your country of origin

No.644530

I'm still in here what the fuck to bad I don't have a trip sitter I'm sure it would have been entertaining to watch me writhe like a bug for the past two hours to think I can't find my way out I don't know why the sun won't rise it's been forever and I want to get out already damn this screen is bright

Any ideas how to get out of this room it's dark I think I've seen enough yes I heavily heavily underestimated let me the fuck out already

No.644531

Wow that was really only two hours? It really did feel like a lifetime
The sun still hasn't risen but I don't care anymore

Back to normal huh. I guess, in the end, it truly was merely just a trip. It was really wild though.
A lesson in humility if nothing else. Or rather, an averted lesson. Do people really let themselves enter a state like that with other people around? I would be dead of embarrassment right now if I had someone here with me.

It's times like this I'm glad the good denizens of ota do not actually exist

No.644533

got lucky yesterday, bummed a cig in front of mcd's and it was laced in some mild (probably diy thc) cannabinoid

No.644537

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Took a normal mushroom dose a couple of times and it was alright I remember hallucinating leopard fur all over my body what I didn't like was the feeling of nausea you'd get from it.
Then I fell for the heroic meme and took a big dose in the dark with no sound and my body and mind ended up getting boiled away to the most basic sensations and something gold that looked like one of those angel monsters rammed a tentacle into my head and squirted something in there that felt like pleasure then eventually I reformed and laid on the couch staring out the window for a couple of hours
But when I tried it again a few years later it was underwhelming despite feeling just as strong maybe you only get one.

No.644539

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>>644537
didn't read but I really want to punch you in the face for posting that pic is this normal

No.644540

>>644539
it is for ugly people such as yourself

No.644572

cracked a miller lite after my double overtime shift at the bean counting factory. I'll probably have two more and then retreat into bed and fall asleep at 6pm

No.644625

>>644537
Sounds fun. I did not hallucinate or really see anything. I was just really confused.
Maybe I have a bad imagination.

No.644627

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glad netorare manga was made for ugly people like me

No.644631

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>>644627
NTR is such a boring fetish.
Either you need to know you're making some random guy miserable to get off(gay), or you have to pretend to somehow feel emotionally attached to some cheating whore that seemingly never gave much of a shit about the relationship anyway(and then somehow get off to that).
Cheating in the real world is never about dick size or the actual sex itself. It's almost always about attractiveness when men cheat and money/status when women cheat. If they wanted to make a good story they should've made the girl cheat on the guy for not making six figures. Now that's REAL NTR right there.

No.644632

spam

No.644633

you need to go outside asap

No.644689

when they cheat i feel more emotionally attached to them. all girls should be whores. i actually hate girls who aren't even interested in dicks or males in general.

No.644697

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Got queued into my gf sunshinebread, for the first time in probably like 2 years

She looks even cuter in her early 20s now, wearing bonnets and lolita fashion on stream

No.644698

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Gamer

No.644699

I wouldn't.

No.644701

>>644631
Even if that is true, surely you can see how the woman's reason being related to sex is more appealing in a pornography work

No.644702

>>644698
>>644697
Sugoi!!! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

No.644822

>>644697
she looks stinky as fuck and is a doomfist player so she should kill herself

No.644823

>>644697
>>644698
why does she game in a closet is she harry potter

No.644827

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>>644822
>>644823
Unbelievably rude, do not insult my gf, or her 20 ducks and the mannequin in her NEET cave.

No.644828

where are the piss bottles thats hardly a neet cave

No.644829

how much do you have to donate for her to flash her pussy hole

No.644830

thats a man

No.644831

that doesnt make sense why would a boy wear frilly gothic lolito clothes

No.644837

because he's a fag

No.644853

getting sick of seeing these anti lgbt slurs all the time when is the oat man gonno filter the f slur and t slur

No.644857

never you dumb homo

No.644860

beginning to understand why yurihaters feel welcome on ota

No.644885

the norms want me dead

No.644887

pasted norms

No.644888

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Gonna get drunk tomorrow.

The new toaster makes toast really well.

No.644889

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Whiskey has gone up in price like 50% in the past year.

The $21 dollar bottles are now over $30

Why? Are more people drinking whiskey? Did a whiskey farm burn down? Why are they allowed to raise the price of things dozens of % a year? Plebs don't care if something $2 now costs $4 but that's a 100% increase.

People need to stop rewarding this greed, I'm getting rum instead which is still cheap.

No.644890

moonshine is free

No.644892

brewing some jenkem

No.644893

finally washed my sheets for the first time in two weeks and then i realized i havent showered in a week

No.644933

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Imagine this is your gf

No.644934

pure 9gag gold

No.644938

uh lore your supposed to autistically click rocks for 3 hours then snooze



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