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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:09:39 No. 633049

>have a job
>want to kill myself
>have no job
>want to kill myself
very cool

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:18:09 No.633051

i was depressed when i was a neet but honestly having job is ten times worse because now i'm both depressed and stressed and i feel like i have 0 free time during the work week

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 21:46:53 No.633053

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>be NEET
>life is good
>when my mom dies I just sell the house + life insurance
>move to Mediterranean SoCal climate and live in a tent with solar power

Gonna downsize to a laptop, portable battery banks, folding solar panels, and only 12v or USB electronics.

Life is really that simple for me. I bet they'll start giving out free permanent houses for the homeless, and if I ever see an outreach worker I'll just be like "yeah I'm autistic" and they give me a free house.

The best part is I'm being completely serious.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:39:54 No.633056

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Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:43:41 No.633057

>>633056
Bruh any stimulant makes me so fucking horny I wish I didn't start taking adderall back in college

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 22:58:29 No.633060

>>633056
sigh

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 00:11:24 No.633062

>>633056
what whiny bitch

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 00:50:10 No.633063

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Imagine if you were the mayor of a big girls high school in Japan and they have the uniform with frills like this and you get them all pregnant. Wow that's great

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:08:31 No.633064

as for me i would mismanaged the school and make it start to get shutdown so they have to make a school idol club to save the school then i would go to their lives and cheer for them

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 01:45:32 No.633065

And the we get all those school idols club pregnant

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 04:03:13 No.633070

>>633065
no because the prettiest flowers are the ones left unplucked

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 11:50:14 No.633096

flowers need to be pollinated

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 17:03:25 No.633109

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its best to let the flowers pollinate themselves

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 17:33:05 No.633111

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warning low pollen

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:14:12 No.633170

>>633053
why don't you rent the house and, instead of impotently complaining about them, become the landlord elite class? Since the buyer of your house will probably do that anyway.

Anonymous 10/02/24 (Wed) 23:56:43 No.633172

>>633170
>why don't you rent the house
I'm not a hypocrite. To me this is sort of like asking why I don't just kill innocent people for money, because someone else is gonna do it anyway.

Don't call the parasite owner class that only is allowed to "own things" and extract money from workers because of state-backed violence "the elite".

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 01:57:36 No.633185

Don't you commies ever get tired of being wrong? Wouldn't it be nice to be factually correct and realistic for once?