/jp/ - 2D/Random

In a small apartment in Milan, there is a man who goes by the name of Otamin who may be willing to fulfill your wish – for a price. If you wish to continue, buy a plane ticket to Milan and bring a computer and enough clothes and money for at least seven days. Upon arrival, go to the nearest cafe and ask the barista for the oat man. Upon hearing this, the barista will be able to direct you to the mysterious Otamin. Follow his instructions to the letter and do not skip any step. When you reach the apartment the door may be locked. If it is, you must hide in the building until Otamin arrives. If it is unlocked, enter slowly but carefully, saying "I am an incomparable homo please rape my face." Otamin will appear before you wearing nothing but a AC Milan cap. He will ask if you have ever had anal. You must respond in the negative even if it is a lie. You must immediately bare your rear and bend over. Otamin will proceed to stick it in you. When he fills your anus with his love juice, he will tell you that you are the tightest lover he has ever had.

After seven days, Otamin will show you his ota server room. He will bring you into a black windowless van. Let him tie you up and blindfold you until you arrive at the server location. He will guide you into the room and untie you and remove your blindfold. He will then warn you not to touch anything and leave for a coffee break. At this time head to the nearest computer and access the servers. The username "otamin" and the password "faggot" will permit full access to every post and thread ever created, including the child pornography which he has saved for personal use. At this time, open a web browser and access /jp/. This is for cover: do not waste any time on the inane comments of the imageboards. When it has loaded, log into a virtual console then navigate to the prog directory and edit the file containing the thread. If you succeed and are able to log out in time, he will not notice anything wrong and will make you an Admin over all the boards and exempt you from GENUIS. If he catches you, immediately switch to X and tell him you were browsing the imageboards. He will tell you that ordinarily you would not be allowed to leave, but since you must be a very clever hacker to access his server, he will let you leave with a warning never to speak to him again or tell anyone of his location. He will then shoot you with a tranquilizer and you will wake up on the floor outside his apartment. As a final warning, you must never under any circumstances use your Admin login to insult trannies or post to /ghost/, as Otamin records all of his sexual encounters with a hidden camera.

>watching JAV
>20 minute angle where all you can see is Japanese Hank Hill ass

How do gays do it?

Who are you quoting?