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No. 624533

Coffee thread

Are you drinking coffee?
Is coffee good for you?

No.624534

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I'm about to have a cup of coffee I jacked off 4 times today and I'm still not done, it's the only way to fight off the bad feelings (Please excuse my poor Englishnogf)

No.624535

stop posting that gook shite

No.624537

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Two days ago I texted her for the first time in almost two weeks

I asked what mental health diagnoses she has and she got all insulted
what like you don't have any?
who says that?
Me I guess
blah blah blah
LOL
(I called her a PREDICTABLE bitch)
blah blah this why you're a virgin just respect women don't ever contact me again
blah blah blah
the next time you message me…

Bitch said don't contact me again so I stopped texting her and let her rant then she was talking about the next time I message her

I genuinely don't like interacting with women and only want sex, that's the truth I guess I have to realize myself.

No.624538

In my experience foids love blabbing about their brain problems and pills even though a lot of them aren't even real

No.624539

>>624537
>I asked what mental health diagnoses she has
smooth

No.624541

Ask her about her pussy price and why it's overinflated just like the rest

No.624544

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Been going backwards through every animated upload on sankaku like this

date:2024-06-10 order:quality animated

Some great stuff, it's a shame I don't live in 3024 where there would be a backlog of 1,000 years worth of content to go through, instead of like now, where we just have to live through the content as its released

People that far in the future will be busy with their hyper-realistic fake vaginas and AI generated VR porn scenarios where you can interact and instruct in the scenario in real time

This would be better than sex, and we're really not far off

No.624547

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>>624544
theres already over a 1000 years of content to consume as long as your not restricting yourself to moving porn images in an anime art style

and besides by then im sure they'll already have enacted mandatory mercykilling for otaku so there wont be any new anime to consume anyways

No.624548

>>624537
>what like you don't have any?
Please stick it in mee +1 for the foid

No.624553

>>624548
No I said that

>>624547
I did read the ancient Egyptian Ipuwer Papyrus, it's actually at oldest around ~1500 BC

No.624566

never had coffee wonder what it tastes like

No.624567

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>>624566
I'm more addicted to it than anything else, don't start.

I crave this mild stimulant burnt fruit bean juice all the time

No.624579

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> nights into dreams - after the dream (slushwave)
https://youtu.be/oHvmE6L4FfM

No.624580

drinking tea

No.624583

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occasionally make coffee or espresso at work or just do the one from the machine.
That or the white monsters or la colombe canned coffee from the work fridge.
Also make iced Viet coffee at home with instant coffee and condensed milk.
Sometimes get McDonalds coffee or iced coffee or Starbucks fake candy coffee (mom is a teacher and we all just use her account cause she constantly has gift cards, wouldn't pay full price there).

No.624724

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Went to the cigar shop

On the way there, some pigs had a guy pulled over and they were blocking traffic with his pig cruiser

Got to the cigar shop, dude barely spoke a lick of English, I gave him a $20 but it was $20.05 and he didn't have change for the initial $5 I pulled out so I gave him a dollar

On my way back the pigs still had this guy pulled over, so when I rode past on my bike I said loudly and clearly "you pigs have been blocking traffic for like 20 minutes"

Pig was wearing body armor and sunglasses, didn't say shit or chase me down

No.624728

totally emasculated that peace officer keep up the good work

No.624729

>>624728
Don't make me pull out the thousands of videos of them unjustifiably killing, harassing, false-charging, and enforcing victimless crimes, I'm in a good mood right now.

I hope that little bitch feels bad and has mental problems about my comment, let him know not everyone approves of their road pirate shit where they have someone pulled over for half and hour over nothing.

No.624733

#BLUE LIVES MATTER

No.624734

yeah like theyre gonna chase some guido wearing an anime tshirt on a push bike smoking a cigar

No.624737

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>>624734
I don't wear printed shirts and I'm more Irish than Italian and also not smoking and riding. I have to light them on the stove they're kind of hard to light, I hate to admit it but I learned to like them and feel slight cravings. It's not like cigarettes at all, you're kind of just puffing on whole tobacco leaves. I'll only make it an occasional thing though. It doesn't feel bad for you when you don't inhale and do it outside there's no second-hand smoke.

No.624755

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>Waterfront Dining - Miami Wicked
https://youtu.be/vqKP2wqsAj0

(Sample: Gloria Estefan - Falling In Love (Uh-Oh))

That chorus

No.624845

drunk a boss rainbow mountain blend
probably the only canned coffee thats any good here

ordered more snus
you should try it whatmin

No.624877

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No.624878

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Can someone read this hiragana for me real quick, I forget two of them and don't want to look up a chart

It's a PS2 game

No.624879

gayporwave nida

No.624880

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that chair when you're watching a korean movie and suddenly 2hu

>>624878
yumeria

No.624913

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>>624878
50 times in your notebook bitch



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