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No. 624342

Thread for erotic imagery.

Something something something

No.624345

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No.624346

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No.624348

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I like when their tits are too small to fit their cosplay/bunny suit

No.624351

whatmin what are you doing

No.624352

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>Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonaise (2011 Remaster)
https://youtu.be/Vbu_K41efvY

Love the Smashing Blumpkins

I smoked like half a cigar I really like this $12 one.

No.624357

>>624347
pussy!!

No.624362

>>624351
Ever since he had sex he's been the biggest asshole bragnorm ever yes whatmin you're better than me and technically unlike myself you are a biological success now leave me alone and let me rot away in peace without being exposed to reminders

No.624364

>>624362
I never had sex, of any kind, I'm a complete virgin. She got naked, I spread her pussy, felt her tits, kissed her, that's it, literally then she asked to stop when I couldn't get hard.

In retrospect I should've just ate her out when I had the chance, but I hesitated.

No.624367

>>624351
I enjoy little cute flat chested girls and cunny.

No.624386

whatmin out here getting naked and literally spreading pussies

No.624387

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cant believe im stuck in the universe where girls would rather be flipped by whatmin than me he doesn't even do the bare minimum and yet here i am wageslaving and going to the gym like a grade A sucker
they were right it really is all about face and height

No.624389

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>>624387
I'm 5'7.5 and lied about my height as 5'8

But yes honestly if I had to rate myself I'm 8/10, doesn't matter much because I'm an autistic NEET.

No.624398

>>624389
That's quite the confidence you've got there

No.624405

>>624389
Let's see a pic sexmin

No.624420

i think i saw a pic of whatmin being posted once

dunno if that was actually him but if it was thinking he's 8/10 with that goofy face is pure delusion

No.624423

>>624420
I have never had a face pic posted on /jp/, only my torso (I was ripped, really low bodyfat) and my penis (I was underage)

No.624499

posted my dick cheese encrusted cock here once
lol

No.624611

An hopeless romantic is ultimately someone who is involuntarily celibate; as to why they’ll end up in that predicament will depend on the individual (e.g. lack of socialisation as a child, parental emotional neglect, peer group rejection, social isolation, etc.) but dating/relationships/sex are a big part of out culture and generally accepted as milestones of your formative years; men are also judged by their sexual prowess, and an inability to date/get a girlfriend marks one out from one’s peers, resulting in further ostracism and ridicule. So they find themselves locked out of an activity most people take for granted whilst being mocked (directly or perceptually) for it and invariably lock for a way to contextualise this existential issue.

No.624626

sex is for norms

No.624627

im a norm wheres my sex

No.624630

I am sexnorm

No.624631


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No.624658

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No.624659

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Noooo how could they do that to that poor boy… I'm never playing Overwatch again

No.624660

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Girls are still nasty even if they shower

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No.624670

>>624659
ota meetup

No.624689

how is sex with yukari different from sex with any other girl

No.624690

>>624689
What makes Yukari so endearing to the Hikikomori? The fact that she's one of the Quater Lifers who lives at home, does a begrudingly shitty job at work, and leads a carefree if obliviating existence.

That makes her Hikikomori-Sexy. Why? Because of the self destructive potential of it all…

A night with Yukari could be a night of excess…drinking, cussing, fucking, and a morning of no regrets. An empty morning, but one with no regrets. No kids, no settling down, no ruts. Just marching lockstep into her 30s with no real stable life plan other than just keeping up with the status quo. However long it may last. The last episode was damning in and of itself…the girls graduated but to Yukari…just another day. Three Years of memories…and…hey; see ya, good bye, so long and thanks for all the fish.

The nihilism of the 20s…the dawning of the 30s….This is sexy to a Hikikomori, especially one of self imposed exile. The horrors of war, the smell of cordite and rotting flesh, the feel of talcum sand…enough to drive any man to isolation, but for Yukari I'd certainly slap on some Pomeade, put on my cleanest AC-LIGHTNING BOLT-DC t-shirt and least wrinkled slacks for Miss Yukari.

She might even let me come in her.

No.624694

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my fetish is settling down with a girl who knows what she's doing and forming a functional family

No.624696

>>624694
i'm starting to think i only like gross sluts and that a real girl would not really like me.

No.624719

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Scared off a 37 year old turbo hag who matched me by saying I want a relationship where I either I could go over to her place, or she could come here, and we have sex.

She looked like Paulina from Mario Odyssey.



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