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Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 16:55:26 No. 624321

ah it's over ota
i finally had sex last night
no more cel poasting, no more norm hating, no more woman bashing
I'm banned from it now, I've got to leave it all behind. I flip now
feels weird after all these years, didn't think this day would come
time to go the way of henri, it was fun though

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 16:58:37 No.624322

were you the bride or the groom

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 17:02:48 No.624323

Congrats I'm angry

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 17:08:19 No.624324

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enjoy your sexwife

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 17:31:55 No.624325

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i'm the opposite of curious stupid norman

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 17:49:27 No.624326

how did you do that can you give me a tutorial or some tips

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 18:29:10 No.624327

skibidi toilet rizz

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 18:41:05 No.624329

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I'm going outside right now and gonna ask every female I see to be my girflriend.

>>624327
This meme is slightly past its peak right now

It's like Ugandan Knuckles in January 2018

Everyone and their grandma on Myspace is saying skibidi ohio fanum tax right now, it will be forgotten in 1-2 months.

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 18:46:05 No.624330

>>624329
we need a new one

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 18:52:55 No.624332

getting taken up the arse doesnt count op

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 19:21:36 No.624335

>>624332
don't be jealous

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 21:55:43 No.624366

is that all you're gonna post
tell us how it happened

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 22:03:27 No.624370

i made it all up

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 23:42:05 No.624390

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that post above wasn't me but yeah I lied. Made it up. I didn't have sex.
I just wanted to see what it'd feel like and what would happen if I did have sex and came to tell ota about it since i wonder about that often
obviously if i really had sex i'd have put detail about the event.

Yeah right as if I could have sex
it's over means IT'S OVER

sex is a hoax anyway and interacting with women gives satan a bridge to your soul

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 23:43:40 No.624391

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>>624390
Thank you now I feel better

Welcome back to the cel brotherhood

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 23:47:26 No.624392

>>624390
sigh i was happy for you

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 23:50:15 No.624395

if you stuck penis to vagina you arent cel doesnt matter if you couldnt get it up or couldnt finish a flips a flip i dont make the rules

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 05:09:03 No.624413

ota doesn't know this but you have to move your hips a lot during sex and it is generally a serious exercise something tells me most of the people here aren't fit enough and don't have the stamina for it yes you can be slim but still out of shape

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 19:57:21 No.624452

You don't need to be an actual hopeless romantic to larp as one

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 20:04:07 No.624454

love larping online

…retard

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 20:29:33 No.624458

i flip women regularly and leave them on the mattress to go post on ota until they leave

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 21:17:26 No.624464

>>624413
I know, I figured I'd run for like a few months or something to get my stamina up and do some hip exercises. I was pretty insecure about it for a while though.
But when you think about it, fucking fat people have sex, like fat as fuck people. So it can't be that bad anyway.

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 23:03:22 No.624477

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i dont care

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 23:14:59 No.624478

moving those hips is the girls jobs

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 23:55:56 No.624479

wonder if thats why girls like playing with hula hoops

Anonymous 06/27/24 (Thu) 20:49:51 No.624637

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 15:54:36 No.624976

If you want to get a girlfriend you gotta change your attitude. Just like deers. Deers fight with each other for dominance. And the deer that loses walks away and finds a hobby, goes to therapy, gets a haircut and develops a positive attitude. And after he does that all the girl deers just stop going after that guy who won and they instead go for the loser.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:10:04 No.624978

never even got to fight anyone for dominance simply ended up a loser deer somehow

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:10:22 No.624979

>>624976
I went to therapy once and it was a woman with blue hair and she didnt want to talk to me

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:44:05 No.624984

>>624978
What if we started meeting up in public and pretended to fight and agree on who would be the loser and then the winner could have his choice from the females that witnessed the bought and are currently being controlled by their instincts to breed with the dominate male.

If we were smart that's what we would do and our genes would deserve to be passed because we're smart. Instead we're dumb and lazy and post on imageboards.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:46:56 No.624985

Made a lot of grammatical errors there I am tired

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:48:23 No.624986

it's ok man just admit you're esl and go back to your own backwater country's web forums

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 16:56:31 No.624987

haha le epic periods meme loool Please forgive my rudenessDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:37:01 No.624989

>>624986
But I am Italian???

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:40:59 No.624990

hate eflmutts invading this protected italian otaku discussion webzone

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:41:21 No.624991

>>624987
Shut the fuck up……

God……..

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 17:55:28 No.624992

arrivederci

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 18:13:32 No.624993

love when they invading this protected greaseball spaghetti nigga otaku discussion webzone

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 18:18:56 No.624994

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There are two kinds of people. Those who read the home page and those who know the truth.

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 18:19:40 No.624995

>>624990
buttblasted

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 18:22:38 No.624996

>>624990
"eflmutts" This retard can't even spell! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 18:33:01 No.624997

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we love half-elves here

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 18:41:36 No.624999

>>624996
english first language mutt go home

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 19:42:20 No.625003

>>624999
RENT FREE

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 21:10:45 No.625011

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/ota/ - elves

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 07:51:20 No.625059

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sex havers