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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:53:08 No.623305

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NG+6 in 69 minutes, no glitches, died several times to bosses.

Finally on NG+7 (the max difficulty), just want to collect some boss runes, kill Mohg, and I'm ready.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:53:50 No.623306

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>>623302

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:56:13 No.623307

>>623305
sorry i didnt catch that can you delete it and repost it again maybe the fourth time will be the charm

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:56:15 No.623308

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Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:57:46 No.623309

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There's no DRM so you can pirate it if you're a poorfag. No excuses.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 19:58:00 No.623310

got something for you to sample right here

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 21:24:29 No.623317

ordered an onahole, came, and then instantly cancelled my order

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 22:07:42 No.623320

>>623317
You should get one i endorse their usage

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 22:16:07 No.623321

Why not just get a gf it's like a self heating self cleaning onahole I highly endorse it

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 22:34:01 No.623322

>>623321
Good idea ill just date one of the many girls i talk to

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:01:47 No.623325

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uhhh what about the cute ricefoids with ugly faces at work that cels like us think are pretty anyways

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:08:53 No.623326

>>623320
you made me cancel my cancellation i hope you are happy
i bought several onaholes at this point already and they mostly have been a disappointment probably because my lack of foreskin has desensitized my penis where anything that isn't me deathgripping my glans feels underwhelming

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:16:39 No.623328

>>623326
Get a fleshlight then nakama

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:21:34 No.623329

>>623326
Onaholed are for uncircumcised asian men with small dicks

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:27:03 No.623333

haha you arent really circumcised are you this is a joke right

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:29:25 No.623334

die skinbrag

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:30:00 No.623335

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the friends won.

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:34:48 No.623337

NOThin brag its just a normal and very sensual part of my body i was born with

Anonymous 06/09/24 (Sun) 23:44:59 No.623340

arrogant braggart

Anonymous 06/11/24 (Tue) 00:55:14 No.623456

souls fatigue im skipping normie ring

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 19:13:49 No.623993

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NG+7 is a huge bump in difficulty in terms of damage taken. NG+1-4 is basically the same exact thing.

Enemies have way more health and it's really hard to stagger. On regular NG I can basically stunlock Melania to death

I had a really hard time though, probably like 40 attempts. If I was far enough away I dodged waterfowl but I literally can't up close, even after watching videos. Just threw freezing pot if she was close

Fun fight though, not looking forward to Mohg, that one is not as fun.

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 01:01:00 No.624030

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I'm at the egg

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 01:43:55 No.624031

>>624030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf7UiyyegF0

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 01:59:02 No.624032

NOT playing but cant wait for big dawg terbbor ron pual richardson to stream it im getting my snacks ready

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 19:38:49 No.624141

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They re-used Gavlan from Dark Souls 2

You know the one that says Gavlan wheel Gavlan deal

Anonymous 06/21/24 (Fri) 19:52:19 No.624142

that's as epic as disney bringing back all my favorite tertiary star wars characters

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 03:32:38 No.624188

I'm 40 vig with soreseal in cloth armor and everything one shots me

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 03:42:56 No.624189

40 virg I am an incomparable homooo

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 03:43:08 No.624191

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Funniest boss fight ever made in a Fromsoft game

>>624188
Yeah the damage is insane, I swapped to STR just for some extra physical defense.
The skibidi shards matter a lot, they increase all attack and defense.

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 07:24:29 No.624200

>>624189
KEEEEEEEEEEEK

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 07:28:24 No.624201

>>624200
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6pbStbDHzJ4&ｔ=44ｓ

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 07:46:26 No.624202

https://youtube.com/shorts/VRJc_E3GgR0

Bruh he just banged this kitten up BRUUUUUHHHHH

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 08:03:23 No.624203

wow time to start handing out bans like hot cakes

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 08:47:14 No.624205

otamin is a big gn-rlm-hololive-otaku and wouldn't dare ban such sacred /jp/ culture as mio doing a gremlins 2 impression

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 22:28:31 No.624233

Everything kills me

Anonymous 06/22/24 (Sat) 22:38:54 No.624234

>>624233
What NG are you on? On NG+7, even at shard lvl 3-4, medium armor, defense talismans, and opaline physick, I get actually 1 or 2 shot from 1900hp by so many attacks

I have seen actual 1900hp 1 shots, most people just exaggerate when they say "one shot", there's nothing like that in the base game.

Anonymous 06/23/24 (Sun) 00:34:07 No.624237

the NGer

Anonymous 06/23/24 (Sun) 00:39:07 No.624238

sigh still have to beat dark souls 2

Anonymous 06/23/24 (Sun) 01:16:05 No.624239

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hate people who play this garbage

Anonymous 06/23/24 (Sun) 01:18:34 No.624240

>>624239
whats your favorite yuri anime

Anonymous 06/23/24 (Sun) 01:22:51 No.624241

>>624240
boku no pico

Anonymous 06/23/24 (Sun) 01:30:29 No.624242

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more like shadow of thr NERDtree
lmoa

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 21:35:00 No.624355

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Me when I just AFK until the 200 NPCs surrounding this this copy pasted Ghostflame Dragon kill it.

Legitimately the worst thing I've seen in the DLC by far

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 21:36:34 No.624356

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They are actually stacking rocks, it's a cute easter egg most people wouldn't notice.

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 23:47:30 No.624393

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>>624234
I'm just on ng but this is my build. The faith is basically cosmetic so I could be level 90

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 23:59:54 No.624397

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>>624393
This build is nonsense, the points in DEX are completely wasted. STR only needs 54 points to reach the 80 soft cap when 2 handing though, so that's fine.

Myself I just realized I enjoy powerstance dual-wield daggers a lot

I have 4 standard "Dagger"s at +25 now with poison + new scarlet rot AoW, bleed + Blood Blade AoW, and then 2 keen dagger

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 03:22:56 No.624409

>>624397
It's not nonsense I just forgot 1 dex

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 06:15:34 No.624418

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>>624409
You don't seem to be using the faith for anything except FGMS

Fire affinity scales on strength, both the physical and fire dmg, it has no benefit whatsoever from faith

Here's how you could distribute those stats at lvl 125 (prophet class)

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 09:37:16 No.624419

backseat moderator backseat gamer the arrogance of this guy

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 10:52:17 No.624422

just generic narcissism we all know people like that the giveaway is the lack of self awareness

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 12:25:46 No.624428

>>624418
Write a build that has 35 vigor and can swap Claymore/Sacred Relic/Blasphemous/Ordovis

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 16:40:15 No.624438

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>>624428
Sacred Relic Sword (24 dex and 22 faith) would cover the requirements of all other swords

Frankly I think (on a level capped build) swapping between 4 different greatswords with mostly the same moveset except some unique L2s that all scale with different stats is a meme

e.g. Sacred Relic almost entirely scales with DEX (the physical damage) and FTH (the holy damage)

The other swords scale with STR.

Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 18:26:36 No.624446

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Is that a heckin Dark Souls 3 reference

Anonymous 06/26/24 (Wed) 22:39:23 No.624540

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I think I found out the best stance breaking method in the game

It is just club with cragblade. A fully charged R2 does over 51 stance damage

It's not the highest stance damage attack in the game but the difference is how quickly this R2 charges up and recovers.

Stance is based solely off weapon type and type of attack, actual damage has nothing to do with it. It's like a status bar that builds up and goes away, similar to bleed. Throwing daggers stop the stance damage from resetting.

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 03:57:33 No.624700

>>624540
Club is a meta its range just sucks

Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 13:51:03 No.624709

I spent the last 2 days running circles around cliffs not realizing you could just go east from castle front

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 08:13:26 No.624898

>>624438
The only real change from the two builds is more vigor and more fp and less weapon options. I barely use fp and I have my vigor difficulty slider where I want it. Faith and dex let me use different weapons which is more fun than a 60 vig run I already did that

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 08:35:19 No.624900

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I wish one of the DLC greatswords had unique normals I was excited for light greatswords but they're not great for 2h

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 15:19:10 No.624912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gXVzfjNXlY
She can't do it

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 20:46:29 No.624938

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Just posting some max graphics screenshots

It drops frames in some areas of the DLC (or the perfume bottles but lol that probably drops frames on a 4090), doesn't in anything on the base game. I've heard other people complain it's harder to run.

Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 20:47:03 No.624939

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Anonymous 07/01/24 (Mon) 20:51:21 No.624940

where are your fancy scanlines huh

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 03:02:26 No.625049

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Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 03:27:25 No.625050

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>>625049
Haha I like this meme

Anonymous 07/03/24 (Wed) 05:03:16 No.625052

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do tell more about these… memes

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 05:25:30 No.625164

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 20:35:46 No.625191

>>625164

ugly 3d whore

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 20:36:44 No.625192

but you repeat yourself

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 20:48:38 No.625193

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>>625191

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 21:30:56 No.625197

He literally can't kill Radahn. This is pathetic even for him.

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 21:53:04 No.625199

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he better not watch this it might trigger his PTSD

Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 17:00:30 No.625237

Please stick it in mee saw him get the heart stolen death screen

Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 21:44:34 No.625268

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Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 22:05:27 No.625275

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How the fuck was I supposed to know to get here without looking it up online or playing with online messages?

Literally how would I EVER figure that out? Honestly not okay with that kind of game design. The developer message written in the room doesn't even remotely give you a hint.

>>625268
Do medium shields count?

Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 22:48:26 No.625285

>>625268
Please stick it in mee penis

Anonymous 07/07/24 (Sun) 13:52:37 No.625330

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Anonymous 07/07/24 (Sun) 14:32:07 No.625332

>>625268
Hope no one tells the devs about final fantasy 2.

Anonymous 07/14/24 (Sun) 09:12:04 No.625996

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Wtf I'm gay now

Anonymous 07/14/24 (Sun) 20:51:01 No.626030

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I actually got brainwashed IRL from the grab, I thought I was dead cause I was grabbed at low hp so when I got released I wasn't paying attention and thinking about how cute Miquella is

Anonymous 07/14/24 (Sun) 20:59:41 No.626032

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