/jp/ - 2D/Random

I don't mean to sound like a special snowflake, but why I have literally not seen a single other person on the internet like me?

I am the weirdest person alive. I have such an extremely vast range of knowledge, if you say it, I've probably heard of it.

Nothing shocks or disturbs me anymore. When I see a normal person's reaction to weird things it baffles me how someone could be so intolerant and lacking empathy.

I crave new things. I must consume new media and information every day. It has added up to, dare I say it, a kind of man never before seen in the history of the world because the internet didn't exist? I have spent literally most of my life on the internet/computer.

It's like a boy getting hard at Macy's swimsuit catalog vs. some dude who needs to jack off to femdom scat porn but is also a polymath and a gentleman.