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Anonymous 05/27/24 (Mon) 05:07:55 No. 622411

>Be me (henri)
>Some bitch in my dms is begging for this fat dick
>Keep her on the back burner while I fuck my usual rotation
>One day open my dms and see she's sent like 40 messages in a row and is crying and shit
>Don't have anything going on because I'm at my dad's other house for boca bash and my friends are still on the plane
>Tell that bitch and she drives 4 hours that night to see me
>Tell her I'll meet her at the lounge by the pool and to be ready
>Def don't want this bitch knowing where the house is
>I walk down there after she's been there for a hour
>Peek into the door
>See this
>Takes every ounce of strength to not burst out laughing
>Turn 360 degrees and walk back to the beach house
>Call up another girl from my rotation

Anonymous 05/27/24 (Mon) 05:42:41 No.622413

hi henri. your filename is misspelled.

Anonymous 05/27/24 (Mon) 08:43:37 No.622418

>>622413
It's Bern from Umineko, no?

Anonymous 05/28/24 (Tue) 14:35:46 No.622485

>>622418
It's Fern from Frieren?

Anonymous 05/28/24 (Tue) 14:40:48 No.622486

It's Bern from Brieren

Anonymous 05/28/24 (Tue) 17:10:58 No.622494

#bern2016