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No. 607292

spent the evening looking at pictures of pussies again

No.607297

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only do this when drunk

No.607299

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looking

No.607300

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No.607301


No.607302

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>>607297
My dick doesn't work when drunk

No.607303

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girls have pussies

No.607306

Girls have to go through a lot of prep work to make their pussies presentable when they plan to get flipped by Chad later

No.607308

Yes, that's correct.
"Chad" as in their teacher,coach,classmates,father,
brother,uncle and the weirdo who hangs out by restrooms in the park

No.607310

>>607308
No, Chad as in me, henri.

No.607311

love it when the girl doesn't prepare her vagina and it's all hairy and smells like piss

No.607312

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*covers mouth out of instinctual decency*

No.607380

a

No.607447

mindblownig there's millions of pussies just walking around outside waiting to be penetrated by me

No.607448

had an imaginary date with a girl in my head and started ranting about how stupid it is to rent an apartment when you have the option of living at home after she made fun of me for moving back in with mom think its fliptarded how norms would rather waste money supporting some dubious sociopathic kike who will go to any lengths to avoid the responsibilities that are expected of them when they could just live with their family instead and save up for a better living situation in the future not to mention the fact that by renting youre hogging space that other people who dont have the option of living at home actually need its just a blatant form of societal brainwashing and peer pressure that people will waste money and space just to avoid being judged poorly by their peers and increase their chances of getting to flip there are some obvious reasons not to live at home but none of them apply to me and im willing to bet that they dont apply to many other single adults who rent either

No.607454

>>607448
Usually the point is having a place you can have sex with people in whenever you want. Love hotels aren't common in the west.

No.607456

>>607448
sex is the main reason but also don't you want to have your own freedom and independence in your own home
you could put up anime poster and order loli doujins and onaholes and stuff

No.607458

already put up the anime posters and figures over a decade ago and dad still hasnt commented on it even though he must see them every morning he walks past my room

No.607460

>>607456
I was never limited on what I could do or buy so it wouldn't matter. Unfortunately my mother isn't even capable of taking care of herself so I have to live alone.

No.607470

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went down to the river today and stacked some rocks like a friendless goob
that big one is probably like 2.5m tall
those big rocks weighted fucking heaps and i fucked my back lifting them and now it hurts
did a stretch and popped it and it lessened the pain a bit, should be right soon enough

No.607471

>>607470
Autism structures

No.607473

>>607470
always wondered who made these structures

No.607476

Girls have pussies that are sometimes hairy.

No.607477

A pool full of sukumizu pussies

No.607748

once again thinking about how foids walk around with their pussies covered by only one or two layers of thin cloth, as if that's going to stop even the weakest man from tearing it off and penetrating her

No.607755

>>607748
Get help.

No.607757

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>>607755
Females post on ota? This seems like something a female would write. Are you going to help?

No.607760

help him by offering up your holes

No.607763

Can't believe that at my age I'm supposed to have a wife and kids but instead I'm a manbaby with the romance experience of a 13 year old.

No.607764

mom was 29 when she had me now am 35

No.607771

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will be 35 very soon
what is happening

guy i knew from high school recently unalived himself
he was pretty much a chad in early hs then dropped out, worked a bit did too much drugs and ended up in the loony bid at some point

he became a fat balding medicated neet at his mothers house
i hadnt even seen or talked to him in probably 5 years
maybe he just threw in the towel when realising nothing will ever improve, idk i didnt go to his funeral or anything

No.607772

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>>607763
Eh? You want to romance a 10 year old?

No.607776

>>607771
that was me

No.607800

I'm worried about young men or women( boys or girls )seeing this bullshit and buying into it. Maybe this post is bait but there are many evangelical men or just "alpha" males that feel this way. And I got one thing to say to them…. I'm going to kick your ass! I don't want any part of your social war, civil war or holy war. I'm just going to kick you ass. You can say what you want and feel what you want. Your speech is protected. But me, I'm going to kick your ass. People like you are the reason women have moments where they don't feel safe. Me saying I'm going to kick your ass does not make anyone feel safe or protected, I understand that. However, I'm GOING to kick your ass.

No.607947

need to wriggle my cock inside a warm cunt

No.607955

you won't

No.607956

always assumed they were cold but i guess it would make sense their warm

No.607957

Its warm and smooth and there are weird protrusions inside of it I guess they come with those to make it feel better they must have gotten the idea from onaholes

No.607958

sex isnt real so not sure why they would have bumps like onaholes if they're only purpose is peeing

No.607967

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just watched the 1987 cult classic b grade horror comedy street trash yeah they dont make films like that anymore
films used to be entertaining

No.607971

The man said
to Enkidu, “I am on my way to a wedding banquet. I have piled the
table with exquisite food for the ceremony. The priest will bless the
young couple, the guests will rejoice, the bridegroom will step aside,
and the virgin will wait in the marriage bed for Gilgamesh, king of
great-walled Uruk. It is he who mates first with the lawful wife. After
he is done, the bridegroom follows. This is the order that the gods
have decreed. From the moment the king’s birth-cord was cut, every
girl’s hymen has belonged to him.”

No.608023

Put on black lipstick for the first time today. I feel so powerful, bros.

No.608024

Cool anime characters have black fingernails but I think you can only pull that off if you actually have special powers otherwise you just look like a poof

No.608026

Hello I love cute idol pussies too.
the hey cute good touch wet warm pussy! LET'S RAPE THAT PUSSY

No.608027

min should filter rape to something

No.608028

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No.608030

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No.608032

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>>608030
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No.608033

>>608028
lol now this is what I call random :)

No.608034

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HENRI TIME NOW

No.608035

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No.608079

wipe

No.608284

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Spherehunter? More like Bussyhunter

No.608292

>>608284
I could do this if I had hair



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