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No. 604781

Post whatever you want ITT.

No.604782

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No.604783

i want the bad post bumper to go away

No.604787

I want whatmin to go away

No.604789

Just posted a funny webm on gnfos

No.604790

stfu no you didn't

No.604792

>>604790
Oh I see, you deleted your own thread.

No.604793

>>604792
? I haven't been on gn since Trevor shut it down

No.604814

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No.604816

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had some fleshy growth prolapsing in my fucking nostril for some time now, sometimes it is worse than others
wasnt shrinking or going away so hit it with the steroid spray then some otravin to open up the sinus then inserted my finger in there and pushed up to the second nuckle and shoved it up somewhere deep dont know where it actually goes but seems better for now

No.604818

>>604816
hi if your gonna make gross posts please do it in one of the gross threads this was one was going well

No.604819

>>604818
It's okay buddy they posted a nice pic don't bully.

No.604820

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>>604818
my apologies, but the thread title should reflect that then

No.604853

nipples exploded in my fingertips!
Chunks of it splattered on the wall…

No.604867

>>604849

No.604869

>>604849
I have to go number 1 really bad hopefully I don't wake the neighbors…

No.604883

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I can't live here anymore. This is a mental prison. I feel constrained in so many ways. I have to go. Move somewhere far. Move to east asia. Even if nobody wants me there. It wouldn't make a lick of difference because nobody wants me here either but people don't have the guts to say that to my face. Maybe I'll finally be at peace when I'm in true solitude with nobody I can turn to.

No.604885

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went to the supermarket and some young lad was being flogged by security for stealing mr beast chocolate bars

No.604886

traded lots of yugiohs today

No.604902

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No.604943

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I still take reishi mushroom sometimes.

No.604947

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No.604949

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started eating steel cut oats
soaked overnight, rinsed, boiled till thick, golden syrup and cream

best porridge ive ever had
can even add a little psyllium for extra fiber

No.604950

fine flake oats boiled in milk, honey, vla

No.604958

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It's cold. And I don't mean the temperature.

No.604971

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>>604949
>>604950
Now this is oat posting

No.604983

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No.604997

i tarded out and wasted my life
there is nothing i can do to salvage it now, its too late for everything
even if i won a billion dollars tomorrow i know beyond all doubt that id eventually feel the same way as i do now once the glow wears off in a few years
there is nothing left for me on this world everything i need now is in the anime world

No.604998

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gonna give up caffeine
will have to buy some of that barley tea that anime girls drink

No.605001

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>>604998
I drink a lot of coffee and tea I won't ever give it up.

>>604997
Is working and reproducing really that much more fulfilling

No.605006

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No.605011

sometimes wonder if non-singles browse ota and bully us with their wife and kids or even worse larp and pretend to be anime pros

No.605014

>>605001
I don't know maybe if you play the game as its meant to be played from the start its better

No.605015

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>>605011
No, but they might have an equally socially retarded sister they play video games with and make cringe videos.

https://youtu.be/evY0hvmostw

No.605021

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No.605022

>>604783
who asked you
>>604787
who asked you
>>604789
who asked you
>>604793
who asked you
>>604816
who asked you
>>604853
who asked you
>>604869
who asked you
>>604885
who asked you
>>604886
who asked you
>>604943
who asked you
>>604997
who asked you
>>604998
who asked you
>>605001
who asked you

No.605023

>I have deleted your screenshot so other users can see the context of this discussion without distraction
>If you post a similar suggestion in other discussions with new users I will delete it as spam

- arch janitor

No.605042

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>>605023
The Arch forum jannies are some of the worst I've ever seen, autism levels off the chart, don't even bother.

No.605057

>>605023
wouldn't removing a screenshot by definition remove context? there was a screenshot and now there isn't so people won't see the same thing as was there originally. that statement doesn't make sense in any context. maybe he just doesn't understand what the word context means.

No.605074

>>605057
I just assumed it was an epic reaction face since they used greentext and thus the screenshot did not add context

No.605091

Does anyone else ever wonder about the fact that a joshikoukou is literally a hive of fertile wombs waiting to be impregnated? Imagine how cool it would be if you took over one with your hamas homies.

No.605097

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>>605091
It's an institution not a hive. We're humans not bees or ants. We're conditioning for government/corporate control of your life, not making… hexagons and sugar vomit…

No.605098

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wasn't me haha

No.605137

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I've been watching the Space Runaway Ideon.
Was kinda boring for a long stretch there, even though there is a lot of giant robot spaceship fights in every single epsiode. But then stuff started happening again.
Main character has funny hair

No.605205

Last seen online: 5 years ago

No.605209

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>>605205
He's dead. He likely killed himself over the crypto crash (although not the only reason)

I know most of /jp/ didn't like him, but still, he's preferable to the fucking garbage like the poster above me.

No.605213

>>605209
it's like you memory holed about how you would wake up every time to like literal 20 pages worth of spam threads every day, you're so fucking retarded it's unreal

No.605214

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Yeah. Good times.

No.605216

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he joined the 41%

No.605220

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Been feeling worse than usual lately and not coming out of the slump. Feeling lethargic and sad and even broke into spontaneous crying whimpers when watching anime I'm starting to fear that I'm reaching the predetermined limits of my loneliness scale it's been a few years since mom left and I've been living alone in what's basically solitary confinement outside of the occasional brief recess. My options are few in how to solve this ranging from morbid to impossible.

No.605226

how about a nice game

No.605239

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>>605220
>>605226
Yeah maybe Persona 4 or 5

Or some Overwatch/CS2 for real-life teammates

No.605241

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sigh the cel blues autumn edition claim another victim

No.605245

>>605220
Might I suggest some nice moe character songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlO81NxV1HU

No.605289

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i hate everybody who says sigh

No.605295

if you cant beat em sigh em

No.605299

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No.605310

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>>605289
don't hate me but i say sigh all the time

No.605334

They're making a live action Zelda movie, whatmin

No.605336

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>>605334
Yes I've heard from the 100 /v/ threads and discord posts.

No.605355

haven't been on /v/ in days

No.605360

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>>605310
i hate you

No.605361

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the caffeine withdrawl has started
this is NOT going to be enjoyable

No.605363

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>>605361
oh my gooood how are you gonna get out of this one derppppo

No.605365

sigh I'm probably the biggest sigh poster on ota sigh if a thread has a sigh in it its probably me

No.605366

the sigh norm

No.605367

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No.605368

fall in the dark started playing in the car today and started crying its such a good song

No.605369

crybaby

No.605370

mya henris

No.605371

crying little bitch henris

No.605407

I got a haircut and a woman told me I had beautiful hair and then said but your face is beautiful too I appreciate the sentiment but it sure would have meant more if she half her current age

No.605408

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Recently I joined a jirai kei Discord.
Never seen so many girls in one server before.
I feel like I'm the only boy among hundreds of menheras.
It's a scary thought.

No.605415

the beautiful ones

No.605416

checked my aq character from 2006 yeah im a gamer

No.605446

I think I wish I was a girl

No.605448

saw a tweet from an artist who said if he doesnt respond to your dm its because youre male he only responds to girls and commission requests

No.605453

he must really like getting catfished

No.605455

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Society owes me catfish

No.605540

Why can't otamin just rangeban the teen raider? So tired of all this spam.

No.605612

remembered today going to my brothers wedding, the only wedding ive been to
anyway i was a groomsman and there was all this formality and shit and at one point i had to dance with one of the bridesmaids and it was one of the most awkward things ive done my clammy hand grasped the young maiden's as i shuffled about like a tard avoiding eye contact

No.605648

take me with you

No.605649

enjoy the fields

No.605684

went to the fancy restaurant and got to skip the 45 minute line because i was eating alone sometimes it is an advantage being a single loser

No.605685

>>605684
Don't most fancy restaurants literally have a no singles rule?

No.605694

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one single is allowed

No.605695

>>605694
Don't post AI art since it's unethical

No.605696

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How can I get an autistic gf without having to approach them myself

No.605740

>>605685
only the ones with crap food that try to provide a romantic mood

No.605742

All the places around me have a no singles policy but I've never seen them enforce it, at least not on me. Seems like it's just a dissuasion like those smile you're on camera signs.

No.605745

>>605685 Like, literally!!!!!

>>605696 Spend your life doing something interesting that will draw her to you. My autistic gf found me this way.

No.605748

>>605745
I don't do anything that would be considered interesting by foids

No.605765

>>605748 You can if you want.

No.605769

>>605745
what do you mean by interesting? and what happens when the autistic girl finally approaches you after decades of working to hone your craft? i cant hold a conversation to save my life so im afraid that she would realize my social retardation and leave me to my solitary fate after a short interaction

No.605770


No.605778

>>605769
Things girls are interested in.
So basically just food, television, top 40 music, Chad, dogs and cats, and social media.

No.605803


No.605804

the one letter replyer

No.605805

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>>605803
Sounds extremely similar to North Korean music like Moranbong band…

I mean, a lot retro mecha/sentai music kind of just sounds like this in general, is it really just coincidence.

No.605806

>>605778
what about the girls interested in anime and touhou

No.605810

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I am an incomparable homo

No.605811

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the ota movie review

No.605812

oh crap i just started taking 4k units

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36853379/

No.605813

>>605810
What's so funny

No.605814

>>605813
your face

No.605817

I don't know what to do
I'm scared of dying but I'm equally scared of being old and regret
What copes I have left don't hit as hard as they used to if at all
I can't do what norms do and force purpose by breeding for various reasons
The quacks said they couldn't do anything
I hate working but neeting gets old too

No.605818

game

No.605819

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>>605814
rather than funny my face is moreso scarycreepyugly

No.605820

>>605819
well I think its cute

No.605821

>>605817
uh you do realize you're going to die someday regardless of how scared you are, right?
You can either have both of those fears come true, or just the first. Would you rather go through 2 scary things or just one? use your common sense here

No.605824

>>605821
The cope that something might change and fix it all

No.605825

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbggBeSasRQ

The demiurge did something to me similar to this because I was expected to rope years ago it as much more rude about it though

No.605839

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>>605825
This happened to my friend on a private WoW server but the tard admins were asking him to type stuff without realizing they blocked his chat and then thought he was a bot because he didn't type back

No.605870

my favorite time of the day, alphabet spammer vs cp bumper

No.606000

wow: the battle for ota

No.606072

g



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