/jp/ - 2D/Random

*High school girl*: exists
My brain: sexy little baby wanna flip that baby sperm that baby rape that baby sexy little teenage baby with sexy teenage pussy for sperming by my dick sexy

the pussy

Woman: *exists*
My brain: *feels murderous rage and wants them to suffer and die*

I wish they didn't make me this way

Good morning, I hope all otawomen have a great day

Hello I love cute girls too.
Where does that pussy?
the hey cute good touch wet warm pussy!

>>611322
normal dudes are so scary and evil why do they think like this

Was at an event, a girl was at my table, we've known each other since kids, although we've never really been friends. She was beautiful, the best looking girl in there I think, really nice hair, dress, and lipstick. Most people probably wouldn't think she's "hot" though, literally zero tits, as flat as you can possibly get, and she might have a little bit of anorexia (mild).

Anyway she was talking and I was staring at her, and she actually said "what are you staring at?", I made her uncomfortable with my hopeless romantic gaze.

>>611347
Why didn't you tell her she was charming you dumb hopeless romantic

>>611347
Ugly cels like you aren't allowed to look at women

>>611347
dont worry she was talking to the apparition of henri that appears at your shoulder to comfort you during times of stress all otabros have the spirit of henri watching over them

>>611355
I'm Maximus and I killed the shoulder Henri

Sometimes I accidentally glance at a female and make eye contact but I break it immediately just as I see her smile and then I get upset at myself because I just gave her the ick and cemented myself in her mind as an untouchable by looking like the meek shy scared dweebcel I am. They're too scary I can't help it

>>611357
Foids love making eye contact maybe I'm handsome and was never aware

>>611358
Did you just upload this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JUHRad5vQsk?feature=share