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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 22:41:27 No. 595963

I think a rumor that I'm gay started at my job. The office woman said something about girls then said "but I don't know what you're into and it's ok with me either way" and then talked about how she had to later correct a coworker for asking if I had a gf on how that is inappropriate.

I'm tired of the cel life the hurdles never stop even though you tripped over one years ago and now you're being crushed under a pile of hurdles.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 01:12:13 No.595969

you should be happy virgin gays have more social credit than virgin straights nowadays

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 02:23:22 No.595975

hes a fakecel either way so he has infinitely more social credit than a trucel

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 12:03:44 No.595982

That's because if you weren't gay they would have expected you to slay their pussies by now.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 12:07:54 No.595983

i smell a turd

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 12:28:40 No.595984

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Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 13:47:11 No.595986

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 13:50:09 No.595987

>>595986
depends
post your stats

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 14:13:50 No.595988

The silly pussy of a teenage idol — let's touch that cute pussy.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 14:48:26 No.595990

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>>595987

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 15:04:36 No.595991

>>595990
these stats are not high enough to be allowed to have sex with a girl

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 15:14:38 No.595992

>>595990
low level rat
https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/rattata

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 16:57:06 No.595993

>>595991
can i at least breed with a nice ditto

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 17:19:18 No.595995

>>595993
raise your effort values first

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 19:04:30 No.596007

individual values are the only thing that matter for breeding if you dont have at least a few 31s then youre not worth wasting time on

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 19:17:58 No.596008

hate the talking requirement even if i max everything to the point of reaching the breeding requirement there is no way i can talk my way into convincing a female i am a coolguy

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 19:19:17 No.596009

>>596008
uh just max talking too idiot

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 20:17:02 No.596010

i never had that patch installed

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 20:21:43 No.596011

>>596008
Stop caring. Let go.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 20:24:11 No.596012

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>>596011

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 20:31:27 No.596013

>>596011
not going to rope over it
merely coping

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 21:54:30 No.596017

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>>596013
Let go. Blank space white void.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 15:04:47 No.596039

The psychiatrist asked if I'm a sex addict that sleeps around a lot the irony made me smile

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 07:10:02 No.596072

Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts!

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 17:42:07 No.596107

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>OP

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 02:52:38 No.596127

She later asked if I'll ever settle down with a nice gf and I said I doubt that'll happen so long as the demiurge is around and she then told me a story about a man she knows in his 50s that never married and has no kids and it is his greatest regret and it's far too late for him now so he just rides his Harley around.

I guess that'll be us then if we don't work up the courage to rope.

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 02:59:09 No.596128

dont think ill end up a faggot speak for yourself

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 05:14:12 No.596134

why the flip would she tell you that i feel like ending it just thinking about how miserable and mindflipped ill be at 50

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 05:56:28 No.596135

dad made me at 40
he was born just after the war
PREDICTABLE

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 12:28:45 No.596155

the biggest motivator i have to rope is the fear of how bad ill feel in a decade or two i dont want to have to wake up and go through that hell white middle aged men commit suicide more than anyone and the ones we have today had vastly better lives than we have so in time there is going to be a mass dieoff of loser loner white millennial men

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 16:01:52 No.596170

cant rope until henri comes back

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 18:44:06 No.596187

>>596170
He posted here a month ago, it was a summer miracle

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 10:01:14 No.596200

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waiting warmly for my friend to return