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Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 15:41:53 No.595576

File: 1691422912811.jpg (222.49 KB, 1280x1660, 1691365598262431.jpg)

Over 3 Hours of Useless Fallout: New Vegas Facts

https://youtu.be/DEDMoZQfzGc

I fell asleep to this video.

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 16:42:34 No.595580

File: 1691426554323.png (170.1 KB, 500x270, 1691297485407938.png)

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 16:45:09 No.595581

die pornmodmin

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 16:50:41 No.595585

File: 1691427041352.jpg (148.62 KB, 628x960, 1691264765175674_.jpg)

>>595581
I have never modded a Bethesda game

I've also only played Fallout 3 and New Vegas, but NV is a certified tranny game now so I can't replay it

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 16:51:51 No.595586

File: 1691427111611.jpg (163.37 KB, 997x622, 1691351897240.jpg)

I want to have friends

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 17:33:33 No.595589

imagine the smell

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 17:52:58 No.595590

got my tire repaired and in the lobby the mechanic was doing a comedy bit about how he and his brother were both fae creatures his brother was a leprechaun while he was an orc then he went off about how important it is to beat your kids

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 19:32:51 No.595608

File: 1691436771807.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.57 MB, 3264x2448, 20230807_123027.jpg)

does this mean i have diabetus? my chest has been hurting on the left side lately too

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 20:44:24 No.595611

>>595608
That's the mark of the cel

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 20:57:15 No.595613

File: 1691441835756.jpg (22.95 KB, 200x200, diabeetus.jpg)

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 21:23:38 No.595614

i don't know what to post

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 21:23:55 No.595615

File: 1691443435164.jpg (325.7 KB, 1080x1080, 1690601777677.jpg)

There is not much to look forward to after you've been involved in a romantic relationship.

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 21:25:58 No.595616

File: 1691443557965.jpg (603.41 KB, 1800x1152, 1433206445028.jpg)

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 23:51:07 No.595621

think i saw an otalass post the other day but didnt want to mention it since that would be harassment

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 04:51:33 No.595632

File: 1691470293778.jpg (88.93 KB, 355x999, d528410f83a26e9216988c1818….jpg)

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 06:30:14 No.595638

File: 1691476214282.jpeg (207.4 KB, 1400x730, 7a714f1faf8e9ea55c1ba83da….jpeg)

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 13:36:12 No.595646

File: 1691501771876.jpg (107.53 KB, 862x1200, 1690636409597.jpg)

trying to rent a car is freaking nightmare I get the feeling these rental companies don't want the business

Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 16:18:32 No.595651

get your assistant to do it for you

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 00:38:41 No.595666

File: 1691541521406.jpg (70.28 KB, 700x540, mpv-[zman] Dr. Slump (1997….jpg)

Cauterize - Killing Me, Something Beautiful, Choke

https://youtu.be/kQ4dg7c9FzI
https://youtu.be/jfT0Xr7HuyY
https://youtu.be/93GGS8AUaP4

This 2000s teencore hits hard after I've had a few drinks.

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 00:50:00 No.595667

>>595651
tried asking siri and she called me a pathetic virgem

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 06:45:41 No.595678

why do proxies mainly use ports 8080 and 3128

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 17:16:18 No.595684

File: 1691601378619.jpg (505.41 KB, 806x1200, 109529075_p0.jpg)

saw two squirrels having sex outside but then realized sex isnt real so the must have just been hugging but then realized that hugs arent real either so now im not really sure what happened

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 17:19:06 No.595685

File: 1691601546104.jpg (254.5 KB, 1000x1399, 1691584877982.jpg)

How do I level up from friend to boyfriend?

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 17:33:36 No.595687

File: 1691602416158.jpg (426.28 KB, 1920x1080, mpv-【きりやん】Drop Pop Candy踊っ….jpg)

10/10, love their energy.

https://youtu.be/SWw4Njh9x9A

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 18:20:53 No.595688

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 19:21:21 No.595692

>>595688
you can have a few pieces of lead through your brain stem

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 19:26:31 No.595694

>>595692
Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 19:33:03 No.595695

File: 1691609583239.jpeg (188.01 KB, 866x1228, FvOUJvAWIBsrjY-.jpeg)

>>595694

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 19:37:23 No.595696

>>595695
tight teen little pussies!

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 19:56:27 No.595697

they wont be so tight after my friend henri loosens them up

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 20:27:26 No.595698

>>595697
Hell yeah big bad henri

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 23:54:31 No.595719

File: 1691625271470.jpg (50.89 KB, 640x480, mpv-Give Negi a Shot to Re….jpg)

Never watched Negima

Anonymous 08/11/23 (Fri) 06:07:36 No.595781

File: 1691734056397.jpg (1.03 MB, 2433x1723, 1673403924137446.jpg)

Feeling kinda depressed tonight.

Anonymous 08/11/23 (Fri) 07:29:08 No.595785

File: 1691738947851.jpg (373.17 KB, 1464x1954, Fjx8W0lVQAUcmhD.jpg)

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 01:21:55 No.595825

File: 1691803315733.jpg (143.13 KB, 668x1000, sample-a02df76cad30465d423….jpg)

Yuno Gasai cosplay in the woods.

https://youtu.be/3UdCjysfVoU

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 01:23:33 No.595827

File: 1691803413181.jpg (128.11 KB, 1242x1238, 1629098371727.jpg)

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 01:43:52 No.595829

File: 1691804632718.jpg (103.93 KB, 581x800, 1691726837879439.jpg)

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 01:46:44 No.595831

File: 1691804804314.png (194.14 KB, 792x700, 1691704867214776.png)

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 03:54:18 No.595838

File: 1691812458740.png (305.97 KB, 792x700, 4362346342634634.png)

>>595831

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 05:34:36 No.595841

File: 1691818476598.jpg (228.52 KB, 1191x2105, 625bfb3ae13da8f9b4edec9238….jpg)

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 20:30:21 No.595862

File: 1691872221481.jpg (264.21 KB, 744x639, 1691764728958812.jpg)

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 23:10:44 No.595870

made a nice grilled cheeser with finely cut roast beef and sweet garlic malayasian chilli sauce

think im gonna have to make another one

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 23:45:34 No.595871

mom made sublins for dinner

Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 16:41:52 No.595898

File: 1691944912549.jpg (141.3 KB, 816x960, 1691716489983.jpg)

got me a new motorcycle helmet

Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 17:15:54 No.595899

i went to the anime convention yesterday

Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 17:22:29 No.595900

>>595899
did you flip any cosplayers

Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 19:11:50 No.595901

File: 1691953910433.jpg (533.36 KB, 2256x1604, 1691936552006525.jpg)

Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 22:36:19 No.595906

saw an otalass in the grocery store parking lot driving her car with idolmaster stickers on it but then i remembered girls dont like anime girls so it must have been her roommates or boyfriends car

Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 23:48:53 No.595909

I remember when girls at school had Sailor Moon t-shirts, backpacks, and folders. Yes, I'm that old.

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 00:17:45 No.595913

>>595906
that was me

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 00:19:20 No.595914

>>595913
whats your roommate or boyfriends favorite idol("oshi") it was unclear from the stickers

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 07:40:23 No.595933

>>595831
>>595901
/g/2641844/20e20505b2/

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 08:08:21 No.595934

>>595933
Are you a hacker?

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 13:53:36 No.595944

File: 1692021216095.png (689.77 KB, 1152x1648, 1692002311593.png)

Apparently I have a skill that allows me to tell that a character is probably from some NTR fantasy just by looking at it.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 07:09:18 No.595981

File: 1692083357323.jpg (2.93 MB, 5938x4087, 6b6c8f205ac79bcaf9b39b23a6….jpg)

dentist said i had nice teeth but i didnt floss enough
thinking about buying a water flosser

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 17:50:37 No.596000

File: 1692121837680.jpg (1.33 MB, 2560x1440, 2023-08-14-041131_2560x144….jpg)

The Dark Souls 2 impenetrable waist-high pile of rubble

I killed a giant spider, a rotten turd monster, a giant fire demon, and some PREDICTABLE bitch with a sword just to get past this.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 17:52:15 No.596001

File: 1692121934929.jpg (378.55 KB, 1920x1080, mpv-love live ラブライブ！random….jpg)

>>595899
>>595900
Can you believe girls at cons know all these dances to random songs?

https://youtu.be/LQ430GMVrsw

pj dance party at a-kon 2023.

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 18:27:41 No.596005

>>596001
me in the back with the hat and beard

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 21:34:59 No.596015

>>596001
dont think its fair girls get to dance to idol music in public but boys only get to do wotagei in the otapigsty below the stage

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 10:14:52 No.596076

thinking about my "do nothing" philosophy
work colleague constantly doing stuff and buying shit and it just introduces drama and hassle into his life
like he just bought a car he didnt need then a week later stacked it into another vehicle so now has to deal with all this drama fixing it where as if he had just done nothing it would not have occurred

calm and cool is my way
petfree, childfree, debtfree, foidfree, multiple-vehiclefree, houseplantfree, travelfree, consoomerfree, fashionfree, friendfree

truly this is living

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 12:12:46 No.596079

>>596076
And then on your deathbed alone you realize you never really lived and your life amounted to mindlessly scrolling on the glowing rectangle

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 12:59:38 No.596080

>>596076
Based.

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 13:13:45 No.596081

>>596079
i think only normals would regret not being a big enough normal on their deathbed

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 13:40:52 No.596083

>>596081
You don't have to be a norm to go outside or grow houseplants

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 13:58:45 No.596084

dad said no houseplants after the incident

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 14:19:00 No.596085

slay the houseplant

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 15:01:48 No.596101

File: 1692284507694.jpg (771.71 KB, 2560x1440, 2023-08-16-155809_2560x144….jpg)

What does he eat? I used to think this boss was hard, you just hit his toe and run towards his tail when he breathes fire and repeat for 5 minutes.

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 15:24:28 No.596103

File: 1692285868398.jpg (167.89 KB, 750x1000, sample-334d1e8c8380ee7c2fc….jpg)

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 15:46:04 No.596167

File: 1692373563924.jpg (131.57 KB, 750x750, 1692354274123.jpg)

nobody told me that falling off the ootobaiku would hurt

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 15:54:20 No.596169

>>596167
At least you're still alive.

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 00:38:22 No.596196

File: 1692405502086.jpg (627.49 KB, 1024x1024, 1692142526069.jpg)

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 07:44:58 No.596226

it's time to start handing out bans left and right

Anonymous 08/20/23 (Sun) 11:05:05 No.596232

things i did this weekend

laid on the bed
put some air in the van tires
did my laundry
watched some youtube
made mie-goreng
looked out the window

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 10:36:53 No.596358

File: 1692787013186.jpg (495.88 KB, 850x1200, F3FLCVbbQAAN0rf.jpg)

its about that time again

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 10:40:33 No.596359

File: 1692787233755.png (1013.9 KB, 1600x1200, F3032OBb0AEJPc4.png)

the blogger status: unleashed

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 10:00:36 No.596416

File: 1692871235877.jpg (1.26 MB, 1242x1530, 1692863594379.jpg)

so i come back from work, totally wiped, lie down on my futon like i usually do i've been tired all week btw and then she comes up to me and says "so are you going to fuck me or what?"

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 16:41:19 No.596429

>>596416
mindblowing 50% of the world gets to see this type of sight every morning

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 17:46:05 No.596433

>>596429
Just get a vr headset and download some porn games

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 18:13:52 No.596434

sex organs

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 18:16:38 No.596435

File: 1692900998260.jpg (Spoiler Image, 271.9 KB, 1920x1080, mpv-FC2-PPV-3121964-00:09:….jpg)

>>596433
What simulates the pussy? (and don't say plastic)

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 18:17:40 No.596436

>>596433
dad said no jap porn games on the playstation anymore after the nep nep incident even if i did have a vr headset

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 23:34:43 No.596449

I'd like to know about the nep nep incident.

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 02:52:58 No.596453

File: 1692931978249.gif (4.04 MB, 640x360, Omake Gif Anime - New Game….gif)

>>596449
Nothing much to say. I don't remember if I was playing with the swimsuit dlc or trying to upskirt uni like nenecchi did but then dad came and said no more jap porn games on the tv and so now i play them on my lappy or switch

Juggalo7 08/25/23 (Fri) 08:38:04 No.596474

File: 1692952684218.jpg (264.05 KB, 1400x933, sample-2e273a211a483b63503….jpg)

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 22:35:57 No.596511

File: 1693002955873.jpg (4.67 MB, 3468x4624, IMG20230826102100.jpg)

got a nyc bagel from mcd and the first bite it squirted all the sauce out onto my dash like a fucking cumshot
last time i get nakamaslop

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 01:42:31 No.596514

>>596511
the Driver

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 03:23:05 No.596516

>>596511
yeah a bagel nice try

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 03:39:54 No.596518

okay it was a whopper so what

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 17:34:28 No.596581

>>596518
Why would you lie to your friends?

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 17:50:13 No.596583

he doesn't want people to know he's spreading fertilizer in traffic

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 18:29:32 No.596585

File: 1693074571004.jpg (116.21 KB, 1024x576, 1544745538324.jpg)

Got pranked by tiktokers today. I'm never going outside again.

Anonymous 08/27/23 (Sun) 01:09:47 No.596622

>>596585
kek teen

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 08:08:47 No.596697

I was cooking bacon and the fire alarm went off so I stopped but some of the bacon was crispy on one side so I ate that part of it even though it was undercooked on the other side. Am I going to get trichinellosis?

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 08:34:22 No.596699

Why did I eat it? Now I have to be paranoid for the next two weeks about it. And I can even get tapeworms from it. And tapeworms can take months or even years to notice. WHy did I do it?

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 09:05:14 No.596700

i mean its cured not raw as such

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 09:52:02 No.596704

File: 1693216322201.jpg (107.17 KB, 1400x980, sample-202884db1b3c1f99530….jpg)

>>596699
God said not to eat pigs for a reason.

They're dirty, eat slop, bad for you, and have zoonotic diseases.

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 10:24:21 No.596707

>>596704
They eat what people give them to eat, dumbass. Home grown piggies are clean and healthy and tasty.

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 10:27:58 No.596708

>>596707
Don't eat the cute piggies!

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 10:43:52 No.596709

sudo

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 12:46:22 No.596714

File: 1693226782253.png (1.2 MB, 1152x822, 111239440_p0.png)

I love ignoring every issue in my life and playing games all day.

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 22:04:50 No.596757

>deleted

Nut butter anon…

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 00:51:53 No.596784

Getting scared of the thought of having a dysfunctional brain again

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 05:26:29 No.596794

File: 1693286789132.jpg (396.85 KB, 842x1256, 11312236_p0.jpg)

keep binge drinking and vaping and its making things bad keep wanting to stop but never can for too long i look like shit and feel unhealthy the depression is becoming difficult to manage
cant even remember buying a 4pack of 8.6 strong from the store was too cut for too long

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 09:13:26 No.596803

get high on life instead

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 13:06:59 No.596806

Can't we do the thing where we go to Japan and hold hands and rope together

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 19:19:11 No.596835

if i had the willpower needed to get on a plane to japan or commit suicide i wouldnt be in this mess

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 19:26:07 No.596838

>>596794
diaper artist

Anonymous 08/30/23 (Wed) 02:51:23 No.596913

i want my friend back and a chocolate muffin

Anonymous 08/31/23 (Thu) 13:17:22 No.596981

woke up hornier than usual

Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri) 21:04:57 No.597052

it really hurts

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 09:13:51 No.597083

wish i had access to a spine stretcher

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 10:05:04 No.597085

>>597052
just pull it out of your ass and _

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 10:33:53 No.597089

File: 1693737233095.jpg (373.67 KB, 1000x703, 1693718571311443.jpg)

95% of FC2 vids are vanilla and the other 5% is female on male ass licking. Wtf Japan?

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 10:42:28 No.597090

who are you talking to

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 10:48:38 No.597092

>>597090
No one:
You: who are you talking to

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 18:46:35 No.597103

File: 1693766795782.jpg (3.64 MB, 1506x2048, E6AiO2kVEA03l6v.jpg)

open this image in 7zip for a funny webm

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 18:49:21 No.597104

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 18:56:29 No.597105

File: 1693767389127.jpg (237.82 KB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko -….jpg)

>>597104

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 21:59:03 No.597107

File: 1693778342967.jpg (132.45 KB, 1920x1080, 1688138305593.jpg)

too drunk to care about blogging really pissed that my would be gf is hanging with people that aren't me

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 22:24:34 No.597108

>>597052
stop shoving things up your ass!

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 22:55:39 No.597109

File: 1693781739126.jpg (229.91 KB, 1365x768, glare.jpg)

Ran errands today and a lot of norms kept looking at me so every time they did I made sure to look back at them like this

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 23:12:50 No.597110

>>597107
Netorare

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 23:49:00 No.597111

>>597107
My would be gf is hanging out in her moms womb

Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon) 01:35:30 No.597115

>>597111
don't worry mom will squirt her out soon

Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon) 01:46:19 No.597116

File: 1693791979047.jpg (177.73 KB, 1280x720, mpv-1693765935991-00:00:08….jpg)

>>597103
Renaming this to .zip and opening it in file-roller on Linux worked

unzip, 7z, and unrar don't work

Naming the file extension to anything else but .zip makes file-roller not work either

Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon) 15:27:47 No.597138

File: 1693841266787.png (1.66 MB, 1080x1796, wormslut at the park.png)

was sitting on a bench at the park yesterday and an asian lady and her grandma sat near me and were talking in japanese and i understood everything they were saying and thought that this might be the first and only time i ever use all the time i wasted learning japanese for something that isnt 2d media and its for accidentally eavesdropping and felt pretty bad.

they werent even talking about anything interesting just how it was hot and the trees were pretty and how it was important for the grandma to drink water.

i guess maybe it wasnt a grandma though since maybe the daughter didnt have kids but she looked to be in her late 40s so i assumed she probably had some

Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon) 17:38:56 No.597139

File: 1693849136203.jpg (166.95 KB, 835x803, 1693667336955517.jpg)

>>597138
"Sou, atsui da ne, baa-chan"

Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon) 17:54:34 No.597141

File: 1693850074108.png (1.52 MB, 1600x2125, 1693219381919.png)

I don't even like bananas that much I don't know why I keep buying them

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 08:16:39 No.597162

File: 1693901799811.jpg (361.48 KB, 620x877, ce8613c1e0562d9c54b4c23c35….jpg)

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 08:29:47 No.597163

File: 1693902587617.jpg (68.06 KB, 563x679, 1693443456205398.jpg)

>>597162
tism art style

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 08:30:15 No.597164

File: 1693902614377.png (2 MB, 2073x2974, ee8aad4cac35deb6cba22b70cc….png)

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 08:50:10 No.597165

File: 1693903810543.png (422.83 KB, 600x745, 8a3ad2841b5ae7c2f34a0c52aa….png)

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 22:15:25 No.597197

I cummed and it was pink
I am a little scared

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 23:52:00 No.597199

had smokey gray cum for a week or two thought it might have been decayed blood

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 02:09:10 No.597207

>>597197
You're turning into a girl.

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 03:00:49 No.597208

I was bitten by a foid now I am slowly becoming one it's like The Fly with Ian Malcolm

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 04:20:27 No.597209

>>597208
remember staying up to watch that on amc on a school night in the early 2000s for their october horrorfest and skipping school the next day scared i was gonna become a fly but then i ended up even more disgusting and scary. he managed to get a gf even while being a half fly half human freak not sure where the fairness in this just world is at

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 05:49:58 No.597210

i identify as the village creep

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 06:29:43 No.597211

monsterfest…

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 09:32:37 No.597212

File: 1693992757523.jpg (1.71 MB, 2092x2966, yande.re 489408 botsuyon h….jpg)

pussyfest…

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 02:17:02 No.597239

File: 1694053022017.jpg (745.6 KB, 1200x1600, c60a25befd09ca95e8daba37cd….jpg)

go to spray something with bleach and the spray bottle container leaked and dribbled all over my fingers and now they smell like cum
all the technological marvels in the world and yet still to this day no one can make a spray bottle that isnt a useless leaky dribbly piece of shit

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 05:03:08 No.597240

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Just deleted my Github account, had a repo with over 500 stars that was used by thousands of people and was linked in all kinds of tutorials/guides, although not much anymore (was a Proton Linux workaround for video playback). Fuck those glowbuddies trying to force 2FA, they just want mobile phone numbers/data. They let you use TOTP which can technically be worked around without a mobile telephone, but they really don't want you to, and I'm not okay with them forcing that either. I will not comply.

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 05:24:39 No.597241

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the programmer

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 05:28:37 No.597242

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Just deleted my ota account, had a thread with over 500 replies that was used by thousands of people and was linked in all kinds of posts/boards, although not much anymore (was a love live thread for henri). Fuck those glowbuddies trying to force clear, they just want ip addresses/data. They let you use VPNs which can technically be worked around without a paid plan, but they really don't want you to, and I'm not okay with them forcing that either. I will not comply.

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 17:59:26 No.597260

nothing better than the biweekly shower >>597241

Anonymous 09/13/23 (Wed) 06:44:19 No.597527

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Unity CEO John Riccitiello is trying to make this meme real by charging game devs per every install.

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 04:24:53 No.597645

got a hemorrhoid and it is huge and it hurts
i do not think i deserve this

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 05:02:33 No.597648

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ANPox8LzLU&t=0s&ab_channel=MediaPlayer
nothing like watching the classics at 1am on a weekday to distract me from that fact i have work in the morning
i know that i shouldn't long for the old days but let me indulge just this once…

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 10:16:01 No.597653

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>>597648
This was used in a lot of 2000s AMVs, I really liked this one. Song is Huddle Formation

https://files.catbox.moe/8hwuif.mp4

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 10:32:45 No.597654

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blog time over please proceed to posting LLs

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 10:41:05 No.597655

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>>597654

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 12:51:41 No.597660

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i had zero interest in regloss post the announcement but for whatever reason even though this girl and her voice annoys me i found myself watching her vods and listening to her cover song
i also didn't care for their original song shunkan heartbeat when it first came out but after i gave it a second chance the more i replayed it the more i started to like it
what the heck is wrong with me

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 22:02:53 No.597692

crying otamin delete the porn

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 05:48:57 No.597788

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>>597692
It really is sad.

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 05:56:18 No.597790

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>>597654

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 07:01:47 No.597793

Once we all get arrested for posting on ota, do you think they will send us to the same prison? Maybe we can form an ota prison gang.

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 07:09:54 No.597794

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>>597793
Browse the site through tor if you're worried. The site uses HTTPS there's no way anyone knows anything about what you viewed but ota's server in Italy.

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 07:26:18 No.597796

gonna have to start locking my monitor so dad doesnt see pizza on my screen while im getting a pizza from the fridge

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 07:44:55 No.597797

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>>597794
Do I look like someone who knows what tor is?

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 07:46:46 No.597798

>>597793
they already found ota and use it for cel programming like these >>597764

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 07:48:26 No.597799

love browsing the pizza hut website for 45 minutes and then NOT ordering anything

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 08:19:07 No.597800

never ordered pizza in my life

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 09:00:13 No.597801

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Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 11:57:23 No.597815

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Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 20:11:51 No.597844

going to the supermarket anyone want anything?
i'll buy something random

Anonymous 09/16/23 (Sat) 20:39:21 No.597845

>>597844
New can opener

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 00:50:52 No.597869

feels nice enjoying all the untranslated content before the eops

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 01:04:19 No.597870

>>597869
was confident muramasa would never be localized yet here we are eops make me sick

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 01:14:15 No.597875

>>597869
AI translators that can read the screen and hear exist now us eops are eating good

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 01:16:40 No.597876

>>597870
many such dlsite games surprisingly become translated too no matter how obscure but the real gold lay within the super insignificant content like stuff off of syosetu or erotic asmr

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 01:18:59 No.597877

>>597875
translations are not the same and i'm not even joking. enjoying japanese content in full japanese is completely different than reading a translation, and many translators fail to capture the exact nuance of each sentence

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 01:20:37 No.597878

completely different from, rather

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 01:28:54 No.597881

>>597877
Many readers fail to capture the exact nuance of each sentence

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 01:44:21 No.597885

>>597881
that's the fault of the reader and at the very least with enough experience in the language the nuance will never be lost unlike reading a translation which will always have a degree of ambiguity

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:02:45 No.597888

>>597885
Many readers fail to capture the nuance of each sentence even after a lifetime of experience

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:04:51 No.597889

>>597888
how can i trust that coming from an eop though

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:06:00 No.597890

>>597889
I passed n1 how about you

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:10:18 No.597891

im pasted how about you

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:33:29 No.597896

>>597890
post cert

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:41:16 No.597897

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>>597896

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:52:09 No.597898

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>>597897
I would expect nothing less from a user of a website called Ota☆ちゃんねる.

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 02:57:35 No.597899

fucking weebs

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:00:16 No.597900

>>597897
anon i can see the pixels…

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:17:20 No.597901

>>597900
if you had n1 or even n5 yourself you would know those are the pixels they send you on the online login thing

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:22:35 No.597902

How long does it take for them to send you a jpgf after you get your N1 award

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:23:30 No.597903

no idea passed it a decade ago and im still cel

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:24:34 No.597904

>>597902
I'm expecting it any minute now. They must send her along with the psychical certificate

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:25:49 No.597905

maybe i should go take jlpt and then i could get dad to put my certificate up on the wall next to his

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:42:34 No.597908

yeah im sure dad will feel proud that you followed up his college degree with an official certification that you can comprehend a dead language at a low high school level

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:50:34 No.597910

>>597908
he also has a high school football state champ certificate there so i think it fits since its not just diplomas

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 03:59:24 No.597913

>>597901
no point in taking anything other than n1 and i'm not taking it until i'm ready
i'll admit i'm still far from being able to take the n1 exam confidently, so if you really are n1; congratulations, well done, and you have my respect

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 04:16:53 No.597914

hate dadnorms

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 05:52:05 No.597917

check out the brain on this guy

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 05:57:11 No.597918

having an autistic dad and adhd mom didnt help me much except giving me both

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 07:40:55 No.597921

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made some flippin good 'za from scratch today no ordering for me
made three (3)
one ham and pineapple
one olives, capers, spicy beef salami and anchovies
and the last salami, bell pepper, mushroom, olive, onion and capers

definitely za that a japanese would struggle to digest

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 08:00:06 No.597922

always fresh 'za on ota scroll down to page 2 or 3 or even beyond!

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 08:40:03 No.597923

DBZ dub has way better music than the original Japanese, specifically that one guy's music that starts once Goku arrives to fight the Ginyu force and continues until the end. I'm tired of pretending it's not. It's the entire reason DB became so big in the west.

Someone needs to do a "mixtape" of the original Japanese voices but with this music instead of the weird orchestra tracks they had.

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 08:46:29 No.597924

>>597923
Goku not being a retard woman in the dub contributed to that too. In the Freeza fight they made up his lines completely to be more like a western superhero for all the fatherless children when in Japanese he's just like uhhh I'm mad now

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 08:56:06 No.597925

>>597914
nothing norm about being a 30s virg idolwota living with dad

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 08:57:39 No.597926

back in my day we made fun of those idol guys in their idol threads but now everyone watches idols because they made them anime

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 09:23:01 No.597929

>>597923
Tried watching the DBZ dub once. I thought the edgy electronic music was too loud and annoying and just seemed out of place.

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 09:27:02 No.597930

why are you even discussing childrens cartoons

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 09:41:08 No.597932

>>597930
That's what we do here on the ota channel.

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 14:57:20 No.597950

https://www.youtube.com/@Naruto.vs.sasuke-qs9fy

typical otafoid

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 15:17:18 No.597951

>>597950
There's a shockingly large number of girls wearing weird furry masks on youtube, please make it stop, just cosplay…

Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 23:42:14 No.597973

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I thought I would try bulimia like a teengirl but I couldn't take enough laxative for that to work and vomiting it all out takes too long.
Guess I'll just have to live with the consequences of my actions.

Anonymous 09/18/23 (Mon) 03:25:39 No.597984

went on a date to taco bell with misa she let me pick whatever i wanted from the menu

Anonymous 09/18/23 (Mon) 14:50:53 No.597998

hope you got a nice cheesy gordita crunch

Anonymous 09/19/23 (Tue) 14:38:46 No.598049

>be me
>straight male
>go to the gym regularly with gym bro
>start taking anadrol
>start fantasizing about plowing my gym buddy
>stop taking anadrol
>fantasies disappear
>two weeks later my buddy starts taking anadrol
uh oh

Anonymous 09/19/23 (Tue) 14:51:38 No.598051

wayq

Anonymous 09/20/23 (Wed) 17:48:29 No.598088

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lately i’ve been manifesting a girl that looks like fauna (with brown hair to keep it realistic) coming into my life, laying my head on her lap and sucking on her breasts while she jerks me off and softly speaks positive affirmations to me

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 15:19:47 No.598160

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>>598144
I made a sad face.

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 15:28:38 No.598163

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>>598088
that's really cool

Anonymous 09/21/23 (Thu) 17:53:03 No.598180

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trreeeeeerrrrrevvvvoooirrrrrrrr

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 03:23:17 No.598352

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thinking about mexico
it has all sorts of things i like/are interesting
fireworks, exploding hammers, coke'cola, mezcal, mexican beer, cacti, mescaline, magic mushrooms, chilli peppers, tacos, desert, guns, burritos, aztec shit, slutty little brown girls

yeah feel like one could have an interesting time in mexico

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 03:51:03 No.598355

>>598352
It's cr*zy to me that they want to come here to wageslave. I should hop the fence over there, no dystopian police state, just cartels which who cares.

Anonymous 09/23/23 (Sat) 04:19:56 No.598357

you arise at 10.30am, it's warm
you put on your cowboy attire and boots first checking for scorpions and snakes
you head down to the local cafe for cheap coffee, cigarettes and breakfast burritos

todays itinerary
-drinking beers at the beach
-lunch
-cock fighting session with betting (you win)
-mezcal and beer at the bar
-fuck a cheap young hooker
-clean up and head to dinner
-bull fighting
-drinks
-fireworks in town
-drop some sleeping pills and hit the bed another typical day in mexico