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Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 20:32:51 No. 593399

Why did God make men and women so different from each other if we are supposed to get along with one another and mate?

Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 20:36:55 No.593400

i dunno man there are like billions of us i think you might be doing something wrong

Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 20:56:14 No.593401

stop falling for the sex prank lie

Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 21:32:39 No.593403

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they can't form a bond with a female I am an incomparable homoo

Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 22:06:59 No.593406

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Accidentally formed a bond with a female once. Never again.

Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 22:47:45 No.593409

The man was strong in order to subjugate the woman but the government stepped in and destroyed the family unit

Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 23:13:04 No.593410

the fact people believe in mating is actually hilarious it doesnt stand up to even a microsecond of scrutiny

yeah sure people have been doing this for millions of years and yet somehow nobody on this website has ever done it? thats like a rabbit not hopping or a dog not barking

whatmins fairytails are somehow more believable than the sex myth

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 04:46:12 No.593419

never formed a bond with anyone

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 05:21:30 No.593422

i am able to form bonds with very few people

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 13:40:25 No.593440

formed a bond with my friend but then the himarats made him leave

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 14:47:52 No.593443

>>593440
who was it

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 15:12:52 No.593444

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>>593443
he was our friend he posted here the himarats made him leave

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 15:22:13 No.593445

>>593444
Sounds nice. I'm glad!

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 15:54:28 No.593449

glad he was our friend or glad the rats made him leave

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 16:00:57 No.593450

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>>593410
Sexual procreation sounds more believable than people who like sweet popcorn.

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 16:06:52 No.593451

love caramel poppy corns

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 16:15:23 No.593453

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>>593451

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 16:26:35 No.593456

>>593449
glad the love live trannies made him leave

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 16:43:53 No.593457

love caramel poopy corns

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 17:02:33 No.593459

>>593440
>>593444
I miss my friend.
Used to take friend and swish him around soaking up all the poopsies.
He was my friend
He posted here

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 17:17:15 No.593460

he was your friend and i sucked him up into my bum
now he lives inside my body with turdies and turdy sharts

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 17:30:50 No.593461

you should pop friend out so he could be free and stinkee

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 17:51:05 No.593467

he would die from the ensuing hemorrhoids if he did that

Anonymous 06/26/23 (Mon) 18:06:54 No.593469

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he is stucked inside we must make the best of it

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 06:10:44 No.628392

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Can't believe this shit. The urologist asked me how often I relieve myself and I said once a month or less then he flat out tells me to find a gf or start charging me crystal otherwise it's going get pretty grim for me later on.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 12:32:38 No.628407

It's disturbing how docile you get when regularly fulfilling the bottom tier of Maslow's needs they were all right the Enkidu gambit thing the danger of loner males it was all true and jerking it is definitely not effective.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 23:30:44 No.628451

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 23:31:44 No.628452

have already yanked it to that drawing Please stick it in mee

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 07:45:45 No.628465

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Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:11:42 No.628546

>>628465
what is this from?

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:16:58 No.628547

>>628546
That is the protagonist of mushoku tensei, before he was reincarnated, masturbating to his 9 year old niece who he is secretly filming.

He's really a nice guy though.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 07:21:17 No.628548

fat people are morally evil so that makes sense

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 09:55:10 No.628550

>>628547
That chapter of the webnovel got deleted and was retroactive to begin with.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 09:57:53 No.628551

han shot first

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:08:08 No.628552

It happened in the redundancy spinoff after it finished. It's more like if George said han shot first in rotj or even later when it had happened offscreen to begin with. Then got rid of the scene after it screened in a few theaters.
Which is just weird.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:10:53 No.628553

>>628552
And by the scene I mean the scene where they state he shot first a few years later.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:11:41 No.628554

I am an incomparable homo whatever get a life nerd