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No. 592927

The psychiatrist said she has never encountered someone like me before
Good?
Bad?

No.592930

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She wants to fuck obviously.

What'd you tell her, you smooth-talking ladies' man.

No.592931

My psychiatrist told me I'm just another AuHDtist that she's seen 1000 times before

No.592933

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This bitch would be smelly and greasy and have dandruff but you'd still fuck her and her hair would touch you and it would feel good.

No.592934

>>592930
Wait is this true because she kept saying she wished she could take me home. All I did was blog about how much of a loser I am.

No.592935

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No.592936

>>592934
Sounds like a classic case of rescue fantasy. Women do this all the time with criminals. Play it cool and you'll be drowning in her seminal plasma in no time.

No.592938

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>>592936
I don't want that I just want xanax.
Which she gave me after asking how much I want.

No.592939

Bet people like you are common but 99.5% don't seek help

No.592941

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>>592938
Withdrawals last months and can kill you. Your body can become physically addicted much quicker than you think, you've been warned.

Try cannabis/alcohol like a normal person, not the man-made pills that make you act like a loon while thinking you're normal.

No.592943

no one has done more xannies than yunggoth

No.592946

>>592941
I'm aware of all that, don't worry I'm built different.
Cannabis gives me horrible anxiety and alcohol feels hard on my body not to mention those calories add up.

No.592947

>>592946
Why is ur typing style different.

No.592948

dont listen to the pharma ***

No.592957

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No.594776

So far she's given me every drug I've asked for with no resistance not sure what I should try next

No.594783

>>594776
ask for sex

No.594784

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Fuck sex, you won't even get anything since it's not real, ask for meth if that's the case
what have you asked for so far?

No.594786

think a girl flirted with me but was too autistic to respond i said i was taken

No.594789

>>594784
I've done coke speed and meth and coke is the most enjoyable. don't fall for the dopameme

No.594790

>>594784
wow sex is twice as good as hot pockets that is simply unbelievable and norms have the gall to complain about how hard their lifes is

No.594798

>>594786
are you ok what happened

No.594835

stop pretending to be me i was dressed up as a character for the big party and she asked if i needed a mrs (character) then commented that my prop was very big

No.594840

no dont you remember i said i was taken but i was supposed to be playing the character so i was saying he was taken thats all that happened

No.594841

She's given me xanax and adderall and vyvanse
But she's making me go see some special therapist that she personally sought out

No.594844

never unlocked the reproductive features in this body i was paywalled by hypergamy

No.594862

>>594844
not a paywall you are just a low level ratman

No.594868

when the amount of grinding required to level is ridiculous to the point of absurdity and theyre selling exp boosters in the cash shop thats basically the same thing as a paywall

No.594872

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No.594873

my eyes instantaneously scanned the last few replies in this thread and what my mind thinks it saw was the word drywall

No.597377

Now they want me to put my head in a machine that pushes electrical currents through it this is stupid all this shit is stupid

No.597378

>>597377
think its weird that everyone says you cant zap the gay away but for some reason think you can zap the virg away

No.597379

going to grind my stats to the extreme and go from low level ratman to maou sama

No.597382

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>>597379
cant grind IVs only way to improve them is to breed

No.597383

You can still beat the game without breeding.

No.597384

maybe in singleplayer but non-breeders have no hope in multiplayer modes

No.597390

hack the game you don't need to breed

No.597391

too late I already bred with mom

No.597392

We aren't allowed to breed because of face bones

No.597396

rape in an abortion illegal state

No.597397

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Ask the bitch for some DESOOOXYN, babe

No.597398

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adhd isnt real you're just genki

No.597399

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god my life is a mess

No.597401

oog me bone me breed

No.597405

>>597400
henri the breeder… i kneel

No.597406

my friend henri got so many teenage idols pregnant good thing they are all from rich families that can afford nannies

No.597408

HENRI HELD ME DOWN IN A JANITORS CLOSET AT ANIMEEXPO 2014 AND BRED MY BOYWOMP RETWEET THIS UNTIL HE SEES JUSTICE

No.597409

>>597397
cute feet

No.597414

>>597412
post a pic please



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