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Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 05:13:27 No. 592067

*me before my daily fapping*
sex
sex
sex
SEXOOOOO
SEXXXXXXXX
I WANT TO HAVE SEX
*faps*
sex is overrated

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 05:21:56 No.592069

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I still jo 3-5 times a day and I'm 28.

Apparently this is not normal but obviously I'm an alpha male.

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 06:33:38 No.592071

>>592069
there's nothing alpha male about being a chronic masturbator
also whatmin how are we 28 already we were supposed to be teenbros and now we're 2 years away from being 30 where did the time go so fast i'm scared

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 06:58:34 No.592072

28 year old teens

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 09:29:20 No.592073

yeah I'm alpha I propagate my genes 3-5 times a day into tissues

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 13:57:14 No.592075

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Doing roids while cel was a brutal self inflicted torture

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 15:07:58 No.592076

>>592069
I do a count over a period of a month from time to time, and my average is two times a day. Always feels like more but I guess I actually never really exceed 4 times in a day, and it all averages out to 2 times a day.
I deserve sex

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 16:03:11 No.592077

read a forum thread where several doctors said it has no effect on wound healing

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 17:42:09 No.592078

>>592073
think about all of the tissues you've impregnated by now

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 17:58:18 No.592079

blow my load in the toilet bowl 3-5 times a day

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 18:02:29 No.592080

love shooting my white pee into the toilet

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 18:29:28 No.592081

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Only jo like once a week these days. I prefer quality over quantity.

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 20:08:23 No.592084

>>592081
I would go insane also there isn't any difference past like two days

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 20:47:56 No.592085

Have to do the deed daily otherwise I start getting creepy around girls if I go longer than 2 days I get headaches if I go longer than 5 I get sperm crystals

Anonymous 06/03/23 (Sat) 21:13:11 No.592086

/jp/ - masturbation addicts

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 02:35:19 No.592103

love tugging my sex organs for hours at a time

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 02:45:14 No.592104

oog

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 03:59:44 No.592108

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Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 06:13:55 No.592113

>>592104
is this really what the little ones look like

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 07:37:23 No.592118

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 17:51:55 No.592132

Did the unthinkable and have gone 36 hours with no jerking or joing I want to flip it's not fair why can't I flip

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 20:20:06 No.592146

wtf is joing

Anonymous 06/04/23 (Sun) 20:28:49 No.592147

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sometimes need to jerk before im in the mood to jo

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 05:09:10 No.592161

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slow joed again

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 06:02:21 No.592162

love a nice evening cup of joe

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 06:29:22 No.592164

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been years since ive made a nice cup of joe with freshly roasted and ground artisan coffee beans filtered through a pair of young girl's used panties

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 06:50:19 No.592165

>>592164
your supposed to use filters

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 11:21:21 No.592166

dad made coffee by putting the metal pot directly into the fire with no filter and it had stuff floating in it

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 18:16:46 No.592179

>>592166
like coffee grounds or ashes from the fire?

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 18:50:52 No.592183

coffee

Anonymous 06/05/23 (Mon) 20:51:45 No.592186

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I was approached again by a foid I didn't know what to do and she said I could leave if I want so I obliged and walked away wonder what henri would have done

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 00:35:55 No.592192

>>592186
hard to say which was his favorite since there was no yamato nabiscos but i dont think this was his favorite he probably liked kita

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 01:45:50 No.592194

>>592186
umm this image was already posted… sorry

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 01:47:40 No.592195

>>592194
if it was already posted the duplicate file preventer would have stopped the post

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 01:49:38 No.592196

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