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Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 02:38:34 No. 589461

sex thread 3

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 02:42:12 No.589462

I don't see any sex?

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 02:44:25 No.589463

thats very progressive of you

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 02:47:21 No.589464

I see one sex

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:19:58 No.589468

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Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:27:25 No.589469

I think about sex all day long every day even though the odds of me getting it are very low unless I were to pay.

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:42:24 No.589470

unless im actively playing with my peepee i dont think about sexing at all anymore

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 04:29:31 No.589474

Everyone is having sex but me I am undesirable

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 04:54:27 No.589480

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>>589469
https://youtu.be/9lCKFk7ya3U?t=58
AAALLLLL DAYYYY I DREEEAAAMMM ABOUT FUUUUCKING~♫ YES ALL DAY!

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 14:32:44 No.589488

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AI've been here for over a year now, and I know the fucking meme is that women only date Chads. But literally why the fuck should I date any of you? You're all blatantly misogynist assholes with insane hopeless romantic beliefs and I see you literally typing nonstop about how you want to abuse women and psychologically manipulate them into being your little sex maid.The worst Chad will do is leave me. The worst an hopeless romantic from here will do is leave me dead in a ditch somewhere. And I SAY THIS as someone who has legitimately had a thing for hopeless romantics before, even if it was in a sort of Post-Ironic sense.

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 15:05:38 No.589489

would never do that ma'am would never even call a woman the b-word im just edgy on the internet when im talking with the bros about wanting sex you know

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 15:22:26 No.589490

>>589488
shamiko wouldnt make that kind of post please make sure your attached files match the contents of your comment thank you

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 15:24:50 No.589491

>>589470
die Healthy Control norm

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 17:01:19 No.589493

https://fan-store.net/strike-witches-cosplay-sanya-v-litvyak-uniform-costume-set/

dani wear this

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 13:19:22 No.624308

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sex

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 13:23:34 No.624309

Sometimes I randomly feel that urge to cry emanating from deep within but I stifle it for another day but I know over the course of a year or so some event will trigger it all to come out at once

Anonymous 06/24/24 (Mon) 13:59:52 No.624312

>>589493
Disgusting. Don't want to imagine that subhuman freak wear that

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 01:46:51 No.633776

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I think I will have sex soon.

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 02:30:55 No.633777

>>633776
good luck

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 02:35:34 No.633779

eroi neuroi

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 12:42:11 No.633792

apparently average norms have sex weekly so if you have sex more than that then youre not a norm

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 13:21:58 No.633793

i demand immediate backpay of all the sex that has been withheld from me

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 13:24:43 No.633794

perform coitus 10+ times a week thought itd wear off but hasnt and im starting to become afraid that i might be a pervert

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 15:20:59 No.633799

>>633797
PUSSY!!!!!!

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 17:02:14 No.633801

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Boy would you just look at the time. It's another sex hour.

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 19:17:11 No.633805

wish i enjoyed sex

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 19:33:12 No.633807

its the highest level of norm shit

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 19:39:57 No.633808

made mom listen to my touhou music cds

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 19:41:00 No.633809

In their tribal villages the Sambia segregate the sexes as much as possible. Men and women each have their own paths and meeting places. The boys have no contact whatever with the girls. The initiation process for them begins somewhere between ages 7 and 10. During the first phase, which lasts until they are about 15, they are expected to suck the PENIS of a mature boy every night and swallow the sperm. Without regular ingestion of male seed, the Sambia believe, boys will never grow up into strong, mature men.
At first some of the boys dislike having to do this, but gradually all come to enjoy it and often strong ties of friendship are formed between the sucker and the sucked. After puberty the boys enter the second phase of initiation: it is now their turn to provide seed for the benefit of the younger ones. They do this until, at around age 22, they marry. Marriage terminates the young man's homosexual life, since once his PENIS has penetrated a woman's vagina it is no longer considered clean and it would be dangerous for any other male to touch it.

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 19:43:28 No.633810

>>633808
remember playing my marasy piano cds in the car on the way to the park orchestra with dad a decade and a half ago

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 20:02:02 No.633811

drove across the country last summer blasted music the whole way best memory is when id been driving all day and crossed a state border and the speed limit rose with nobody around so i could really cruise right when kotoko princess bride came on actually cant think of any better moment in my life from the last decade

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 20:38:10 No.633812

>>633809
Whenever I come across something like this I assume some freak centuries ago got a high rank and started forcing his followers to perform his disgusting kink and it becomes a part of their culture

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 20:38:42 No.633813

love being highest level of norm shit

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 21:04:24 No.633817

i am the lowest level of norm shit

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 21:10:38 No.633818

i am the medium level of norm shit

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 21:30:50 No.633823

wish i was norm

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 21:35:03 No.633825

depending on what you count as norm its either NOT that great or its epic as hell ive only experienced the former the latter is when you have sex which ive never done

Anonymous 10/11/24 (Fri) 23:08:53 No.633840

my desire for sex is in the top .001 percentile and my attainment of sex is in the bottom .001 percentile is there a more tragic figure than I in all of human history? nay i say. dare i say, nay

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 01:10:13 No.633850

gonna fuck my hand again tonight im sure its the same as sex anyways

owgf do not dare respond to me

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 08:39:21 No.633864

uhhh binged myself into a coma on pasta then owgirl wiped me bum and tugged me off or at least i think she did couldnt really tell in my state

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 08:58:49 No.633865

vile

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 09:10:32 No.633866

antisage

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 09:25:43 No.633867

any cute otaboys willing to help me lose my virginity

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 09:35:55 No.633868

>>633867
where do you live?

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 09:37:12 No.633869

in a van down by the river

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 09:46:31 No.633870

sigh figures you weren't serious i've been soliciting gay sex on ota forever but no one ever responds

i'm not really into penetrative sex but if anyone would like to frot and maybe kiss and stuff please let me know!

we could cuddle and watch anime afterwards please i'm very lonely

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 09:53:25 No.633871

of course im not going to waste my time with someone not even into penetrative sex

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 10:02:43 No.633872

>>633871
can you please watch anime with me at least

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 10:05:10 No.633873

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just uh watch the weekly pissanime stream those guys can't be straight

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 10:51:21 No.633874

watched anime with ota once i guess that was like a decade ago

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 11:01:41 No.633875

my friend streamed video games and vtubers and reviewed jp but the cia seeded a typhoon pointed it towards the sunshine state and that was the end of him

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 11:13:54 No.633876

had a dream i went to the aquarium store to look at the fish and pretty rocks and the clerk(girl) walked up to me and we talked about rescue dogs and frames people put on the aquariums

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 13:02:07 No.633885

>>633870
sorry I only do that cuddle shite with women it's a bit gay otherwise

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 13:57:39 No.633888

>>633864
impostor

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 15:17:38 No.633890

watching angel beats with anime friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS3a4HkD7x8

Anonymous 10/12/24 (Sat) 19:24:46 No.633911

owgf just licked my unwashed asshole i made her take her tongue piercing out first ;)

Anonymous 10/14/24 (Mon) 01:43:38 No.633984

It's not ~OWGIRL :)
>>633850