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Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 00:16:57 No. 588687

Was thinking about that epsiode where SpongeBob thinks he's ugly and the whole epsiode is everyone running away from him when they come into contact with him but it is actually because his breath stinks comically bad not because he is ugly, and the parallels to the predicament of blackpilled looksmaxing cels that this premise resembles.

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 00:23:39 No.588688

So you're saying they're not ugly they're stinky?

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 00:57:26 No.588689

>>588688
It's a possibility. Or something else.

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 01:03:05 No.588690

im just tard

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 01:28:13 No.588692

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Nah it's all looks/status
An ugly guy can statusmaxx and make it but that's not going to happen if he's lived a shitty childhood

Foids immediately began treating me better after paying a satanic friend to cut my face open and mess around

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 05:43:50 No.588702

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stumbled over my words like a fucking retard talking to a client today
feel like im losing the ability to converse

Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon) 08:10:11 No.588706

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>>588702
Are you literally me?
Last week I had a meeting with an important client from California, he was wearing 2 jackets, mittens and a beanie. I just couldn't resist and asked him the most stupid icebreaker question that I could "hey, [client]. Is it cold out there?"
I could see his soul leave his body the moment I asked that question.
For some reason, clients hate talking about the weather