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No. 586954

You know those NPCs in video games that give you a power-up or key item but only if you're above a certain level? Women are like that, they scan your bone structure to see if you qualify to use your body's reproductive functions

No.586955

how do i level up my bone structure

No.586958

>>586955
You must complete quests and gain experience points.

No.586963

Just read Summertime Rendering, thought a lot about Sagrada Reset during it and how it was much better.

No.586969

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>>586955
Get a celectomy.
But be careful people are going to treat you a lot different. You'll be gawked at in public a lot because you'll be the prettiest thing in the room.

No.586990

why did it have to turn into a battle shounen

No.587165

Well it was always a shonen jump manga after all

No.587166

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thinking about sumire

No.587167

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>>587166
Sumire means violet in Japanese

No.587168

>>587166
Queen cel

No.587169

poorsonar 5 the roylel

No.587173

>>587168
wow people on imageboards bully her shes just like me

No.587176

My urge to mate has returned after a three month absence

No.587187

>>586969
Plastic surgery always looks bad though

No.587190

>>587176
why did it stop for three months? is there something you'd like to tell us?

No.587191

>>587190
hibernation now hes rutting

No.587193

>>587187
It made me go from 4/10 subhuman doomcel to 7/10 highnorm without even trying. Leaning out could possibly reach 8/10.
Definitely worth the money if you have some blatant fixable flaws even my own mother said the difference was hugely positive.

No.587196

What's a celectomy

No.587197


No.587198

>>587197
I usually don't engage with this stuff because everything has been discussed to death from both sides but it really hurts to get blamed for what's happening. Women in general don't want to be chased emotionally. They don't want you to be the invested party.

I remember when everyone laughed about Japan's declining birth rates and I knew it was coming for us. I just didn't know it would be this fast.

No.587199

I hadn't even read the whole thing and it just gets worse.

No.587200

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>>587197
>over 60% of men under 30 are single
>double the % of single women under 30

This means ~50% of women under 30 in a relationship are dating men over 30.

Is it because women like older men? No.

Is it because women like money? Yes obviously.

Older men have more money, assets, and income. Younger men are poorer than ever, and no money = no pussy.

The problem is almost entirely socioeconomic, not looks as you think.

No.587201

>>587200
The problem is [the one facet of a complex issue that is personal to me].

No.587202

My true love exists and I will find Her!!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No.587203

sigh shouldnt have clicked im pilled again

No.587204

>>587193
What is this leaning out? New drug?

No.587205

>>587200
No brainlet
They aren't dating old creeps, they actively mock anyone over the age of 30 thinking they have a right to date a <26 year old

Women have figured they would rather share a Chad than to have an average man all to themselves

No.587206

My true pussy exists and I will fuck Her!!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No.587208

>>587197
>As young women continued to pursue intimate relationships less intently post-pandemic, men could have increased their relationship skills to close the effort gap. They could have confronted their relative avoidance and challenged the gender norms that made them so anxious about intimacy.
Uh they could have? How? Where? In this guy's idealized leftist world?

No.587209

>>587205
Okay it's true I didn't take into account polygamy, but a man in a relationship with 2+ women at the same time has to be 1-2% tops of women under 30 in a relationship.

No.587210

>>587209
Every instance of polyamy means a man has to settle for a woman that is beneath his actual worth if everyone was monogamous. And that's only when Chad settles for two women.

If polyamy makes a man have to settle for a woman 30% lower than he otherwise would have for example, is he even going to make that choice? The pool of viable women for a man who isn't that big to begin with. A jump of 30% might mean you're with a fat single mother with no prospects beyond clinging to men. Or maybe a mentally ill chain smoking woman who was raped by her uncle. 20% or 10% might also be unacceptable.

Women are much happier with sharing Chad if every woman has a master's degree and works in middle management getting a good salary making sure everything is diverse.

No.587212

>>587206
(*  ̄︿ ̄)

No.587218

>>587210
``actual worth" is something decided after the fact, you can charge whatever you want for a product, it doesn't mean it has that much value unless someone actually pays for it

No.587220

As a society, we aren’t good at teaching young men to do emotional labor in relationships. There are plenty who will work to catch you but stop putting in the effort once it is clear that the have won your affections. There are others who are happy to do the heavy lifting of relationship maintenance. One of my boyfriends is really good at this. He makes a point of checking on me via text regularly, and he plans our weekly hikes so that all I have to do is show up, boots on. When we are together, he gives me loads of eye contact and little touches to make sure I know that he is present with me, even when we are just sitting on the sofa playing on our phones or watching TV. I know without a doubt that I am loved and that my time with him is valued.

No.587221

>>587218
You are arguing about what words we should use to talk about concepts rather than arguing about the concepts themselves.

Look at the stable marriage problem for a small population and then see what happens to the matches when Chad is taking multiple women. Men end up with women lower on their preference list than they would have if no polyamy was going on. So the problem isn't just that polyamy takes up some amount of women, it degrades the quality of the entire woman pool by moving the male ladder downward.

No.587223

you're right, I am, I don't disagree with any of your actual assertions

No.587224

I'm squeezing out a huge turd!!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No.587227

I will create good in this world!!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No.587228

I will squirt out a good turd in this world!!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No.587229

Can you not talk about gross things like that? I want to see more posts about anime girl pussy when I come to ota

No.587230

do not care about this
talk about Sagrada Reset instead, if you haven't watched it yet you should

No.587234

I will fuck good pussy in this world!!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

No.587239

what does pussy feel like
whats the difference between good and bad pussy

No.587241

>>587190
I don't know probably some brain chemical problem.
There are months that go by with no interest at all and then there are months when I want to jerk it multiple times a day.

No.587242

I just want to wrap my tentacles around a young girl and smell her hair and feast on her delights. Not as in eating her but just sexually. I would love to touch her milky thighs and lift up her shirt and run my fingers all over her

However my efforts to do this so far have failed. Maybe I need to wait until they make robots just like tasty young girls but I fear the technology will not come as soon as some people think. My brother thinks it will be within five years but he is wrong.

No.587243

mega creep post

No.587244

antisage

No.587245


No.587250

Feel like my newfound radiance is making me arrogant used to compare my physique to others in public to ensure I was the juiciest now I compare who is the most beautiful including the women

No.587258


No.587263

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No.587264

>>587263
is that ultra necrozma

No.587278

its volcaronas scrapped mega evolution

No.587314

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No.587315

go back

No.594699

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it's okay grown ups are creeps who like to hold innocent children's hands the secret to crossing the street alone that adults don't want you to know is to not look both ways and cross only when you see the don't walk light it's stands for don't walk with shady grown up creeps

No.594702

under a girls cute little skirt is an even cuter pair of panties and then under that is a cute-as-a-button pink pussy and pretty little ass hole

No.594703

>>594702
many girls dont wear skirts

No.594704

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wearing a skirt don't make you a woman that's what my friend said

No.603703

everyone who wears a skirt is a woman no exceptions

No.603706


No.603707

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No.603708

>>603703
I'm a man and I wear skirts sometimes

No.603710

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No.603811

>Some commentators have suggested that one reason why hopeless romantics fail in the dating world is because they judge women too highly, and are unrealistic about the caliber of potential partner they will attract.
>However, the first official study into hopeless romantic mating psychology has suggested this is not the case.
>Researchers at the University of Texas found that self-confessed hopeless romantics actually make fewer demands of potential female suitors than men who are not in the group.
>Another interesting finding was that hopeless romantics were more likely to be of shorter height. Studies show that women are more likely to be attracted to taller-than-average men, which could contribute to the feeling of rejection that hopeless romantics are known to harbor.

The norms are beginning to panic as they realize that they have opened pandoras box and it's not going to close until society as we know it collapses on itself

No.603813

>>603811
the solution is obviously to raise your standards no girl wants to be somebodies anybody they want to be anybodies somebody you can tell its true because it rhymes

No.603815

society isnt gonno collapse cels are too passive to stage an uprising well simply die in darkness left behind and forgotten like all cels throughout history

No.603818

smells like a fresh pile of turds in here

No.603824

>>603815
You're underestimating just how many cels are in the world today. Sure a large percentage of them aren't virgin trucels but they are still lonely rejected young males who go long periods of time with no affection. Just look at all the zoomers today that were raised on the blackpill and openly talk about how over it is if you aren't mewing from birth and about how terrible foids are.

After all civilization as we know it was born from the cels refusing to work for nothing and it is only fitting that the cels of today dismantle it.

No.603827

NEET pride worldwide

No.603828

keep dreaming turd if you were truly pilled youd understand its all futile

No.603830

>>603824
the algorithm is just amplifying the voices of other autistic losers to you. most people dont see those people and they still make up less than 1% of the population you are delusional.

No.603831

yeah i dont think there are many cels in the world, it's just selection bias if you think so
i am special and a unique form of unfortunate



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