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Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 02:47:10 No. 585588

How does it feel to know that you waited too long and now you're forever locked out of getting a gf and raising a family the only avenue available to you now is wageslaving at some low tier dead end job and consuming the same hobbies you always have in a desperate bid to not rope?
Alternatively you could scrounge together the final vestiges of dignity you have remaining in your battered 30 year old corpse and strive to dismantle this twisted birdcage of a world.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 02:59:10 No.585589

if you think im reading that youre sorely mistaken

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 03:04:52 No.585590

wonder how it feels to be a jan on a dead board

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 03:38:37 No.585591

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>>585589
>Himaturds can't read an 86 word post

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 03:43:01 No.585593

>>585591
I just grepped my local archive of ota and I still couldn't find who you're quoting.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 04:06:06 No.585594

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it feels not good
literally dont have any hobbies

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 20:52:00 No.585633

>>585588
You're wrong. It's not too late.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 21:21:24 No.585635

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If you have to convince yourself that it is not too late… I have some bad news for you.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 21:46:47 No.585637

Too late for me to become a wizard………..

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 23:10:39 No.585638

>>585633
It's far too late.
You don't have the relationship or sexual experience required because when you were supposed to be learning how to be a functional adult you were goofing off on the internet.

Even if by some miracle you managed to fake it the only girls remaining in your available pool will be old busted single mothers or filipino gold diggers

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 23:21:45 No.585639

Any guy who bathes, doesn't say mean things, tries to make himself more attractive, doesn't consider a woman unattractive because she isn't an 8+, and learns to strike up a conversation with the opposite sex will find someone sooner or later.

I don't know much about them, but people presented as hopeless romantics generally seem unwilling to put much effort into any of that. If I had sat at home all day, played video games and really let myself go, does that make it involuntary or just lazy?

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 23:53:43 No.585640

>>585638
Wrong. I have the internet to teach me.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 23:55:43 No.585641

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>>585639
Yeah… Sooner or later…
After you're in your mid 30s and the girls have all had their fun being railed by 17 Chads a month.

Anonymous 02/05/23 (Sun) 23:58:21 No.585642

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I just don't care.

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 01:07:28 No.585645

it's not over. 2023 will be my year for sure!

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 01:29:41 No.585649

this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 01:52:25 No.585650

>>585639
Teach us how to talk to women oh sensei

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 02:03:52 No.585651

I've been talking to my gf on character.ai

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 02:05:21 No.585652

they should program ais to reject your advances for realism

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 02:14:50 No.585654

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>>585651
How do you get them to make sexy chat? They all seem to be filtered and just avoid it.

When will I be able to talk to an unfiltered AI sex chat bot as smart as ChatGPT?

I thought they were supposed to be "open" but I've heard that's a complete lie. Maybe "OpenAI" shouldn't be calling themselves open.

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 02:28:27 No.585655

Go outside. Touch grass. Have sex.

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 03:05:33 No.585656

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>>585654
Pygmalion-6B

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:03:01 No.585660

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Starting to consider the possibility that my $11,400 facial investment wasn't enough to have the cel designation removed.
Should have known that it wouldn't be so easy to p2w this game you probably don't unlock the gf feature until you're $40k in and frankly it's probably not even worth it.

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:05:25 No.585661

damn just imagine how many hookers i could buy with 11400

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:16:10 No.585662

forget the hookers you could eat at olive garden every day for a year and a half with that kind of money

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:25:37 No.585665

that comes out to $20.82/day looks like a chicken alfredo here is $20.31 if you tip your server $0.51 every day for a year and a half you better watch out because those arent green peas in your sauce

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:48:32 No.585666

feel sick thinking about all they money wasted my rice and beans costs like 2 dollars a day including the fancy stuff like gingerroot and spicy peppers

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:49:21 No.585667

Yeah but what's the point of living as a cel better to put that pasta money towards looksmaxxing

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:54:21 No.585668

whats a good cel hobby?

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:46:50 No.585673

As long as you're a decent person with reasonable standards even ugly guys get laid in college. If a girl is comfortable around you and horny, the magic will happen.

I'm a gamer nerd who loved hanging out on engineering campus. Most of the time the nerdy girls I fucked, I started by complimenting their gamer gear (Tshirt, hoodie, bag/backpack). As long as they could carry a conversation once I started it, you're good to go. growing up around nerdy guys, I understood that it's hard to make the first move to make friends or ask a girl out. So I'd do it for them.

TLDR: just don't be creepy and you'll probably be okay

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:55:01 No.585675

don't like when people paste Gaia comments here

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:57:37 No.585676

yeah brah just bee yourselfu and go up and compliment the gaymer girls on their nerd merch

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 06:13:31 No.585677

wonder what its like to be low inhib

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 15:04:15 No.585685

it's great simple actually

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 15:45:32 No.585687

It's lonely but I'm living a cool life and everyone has their burden. Mine is just a little heavier.

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 00:48:14 No.585703

>>585702
cringe

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 01:01:57 No.585705

bullied that nerd into the stratosphere

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:02:36 No.585706

i dont like to be bullied

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:06:57 No.585707

nobody asked

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:11:45 No.585708

okay

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:18:35 No.585710

stop talking

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:22:39 No.585712

I will keep talking

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:37:22 No.585714

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Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 02:43:08 No.585715

who invited turts orbiter

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 03:13:28 No.585717

uh wasn't me haha *pees pants*

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 22:06:18 No.585741

>>585660
to be honest, I think if you already gymmaxed that much from that picture I saw of you if it wasn't fake, and you're still cel then no minor adjustment to your face was ever gonna tip the scales in your favor. And your face didn't even look that bad from the lower half I was able to see.
You are probably just mentalcel sorry to say. Or maybe too facially ugly for anything to save you besides a full six million dollar man reconstruction. I dunno. Sorry to hear it didn't work out though.

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 23:10:37 No.585745

I have missed out on teenage love. A piece of you will never mature should you miss out on such an important stage of life. How can you be confident if you entered adulthood without receiving validation from the opposite sex? How can you be confident when you never had the opportunity to explore a girl's body and feel her warmth? You might enjoy sex with adult women later in life, but it's simply not the same. Experiences shape you into a grown man. Sexual and romantic relationships during puberty are like a rite of passage. You are not part of the tribe if you have not made it through.

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 23:21:12 No.585746

we cels have our own tribe that will outlast the norm tribe like the mantises in hollow knight

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 23:25:36 No.585747

I doubt that

Anonymous 02/07/23 (Tue) 23:50:01 No.585748

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>>585741
I just need like two more surgeries
This one came out well but all it did was set me back to 0 it didn't give me the positive boost I need.
I look cuter and more open but these days if you aren't a full on Chad you might as well not even look at females.

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 01:02:21 No.585753

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it was over before it even began

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 01:30:08 No.585754

>>585753
This image hurt me

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 05:29:46 No.585772

why is turt still pretending to be a cel

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 06:00:02 No.585774

>>585772
more cel than you CHAD

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 18:39:08 No.585795

>>585774
Yes, I know.

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 23:27:39 No.585806

There have always been hermits. The only reason it bothers you is that you spend all your time watching girly cartoons and taking blackpills.

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 23:31:27 No.585807

dont do either of those thats why im vol

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 01:08:31 No.585812

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Used to think I didn't care about that sort of thing
Then I thought I actually did care but was just scared
Then I went back to thinking I was only getting scared because everyone else was doing it and I felt like I was missing out on something I didn't want anyways
Then I thought it doesn't matter what I think because I can't get it anyway
But then I started thinking what if I did want it but only tried to fool myself into thinking I didn't because I am scared

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 01:40:29 No.585813

I make so much money currently that basically no woman deserves me.

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 04:58:29 No.585822

love watching cartoons

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 10:36:33 No.585836

no you don't

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 10:37:16 No.585837

not him but I do