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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 00:27:23 No. 585503

>accidentally made eye contact with the females

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 01:37:56 No.585510

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 01:38:18 No.585511

Have several strategies to employ in avoiding eye contact with foids

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 01:47:28 No.585513

well arent you going to share them

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 02:03:42 No.585516

Stare at their boobies

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 02:40:01 No.585526

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 02:50:32 No.585528

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>>585510
pulling down the panties so I can see her pussy

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 02:56:04 No.585529

panties are sexy vags are gross

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 07:06:13 No.585547

pussies are beautiful it's a good thing they're usually covered up otherwise i'd be staring at them every time i go outside

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 07:08:57 No.585548

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 07:29:30 No.585550

>>585547
you have a normbrain

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 08:02:05 No.585551

bnuuy!

Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 19:10:36 No.585568

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Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat) 20:38:24 No.585575

>>585550
love having a normbrain!

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 01:17:14 No.585647

love having a normbrain and being a slave to my sex organs which i mindlessly touch every day to simulate the sensation of putting them inside a warm and moist pussy

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 01:17:39 No.585648

meh i do it every other day at most

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 03:10:02 No.585657

did a 2 week nojo last year

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 03:36:26 No.585658

haven't gone longer than a day without sperming in years

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 03:41:42 No.585659

you need to detox

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 04:24:37 No.585664

the ancients believed it was important to keep sperm inside you because it gave the body vigor

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:23:59 No.585669

vigor rhymes with nigor

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:39:05 No.585671

you forgot to bump

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:45:43 No.585672

crying ota I was trapped in a plane surrounded by loud sorority girls who were being vulgar and loud and talking about making out with people and drinking and having sex and was so uncomfortable and my headphones didnt help if I had the kanon white sony headphones I think I would have been able to survive

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 05:53:28 No.585674

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>>585672
[This is bravo team, we have detained the cel at rally point alpha over]
[We are preparing to verbally assault him with stories of us having sexual intercourse]

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 12:09:34 No.585681

find your own images loser

Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon) 16:03:43 No.585688

>>585681
buttblasted

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 01:41:17 No.585755

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Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 02:42:24 No.585769

Eye contact is a sign of aggression in all other apes the only reason humans force it is social conditioning it is unnatural

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 02:52:16 No.585770

>>585769
We're not related to apes, we were created by god who lives in the sky and watches us masturbate

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 05:43:00 No.585773

who the heck still believes in 2000 year old fairy tales grow up

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 12:50:26 No.585783

old bad

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 14:25:37 No.585784

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Religion is like an operating system. You should only install it if it's open source, always keep it up to date and periodically check it for viruses and malware.

Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed) 16:24:29 No.585792

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>>585784
that's a very middle school level analogy

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 06:57:09 No.585829

my 27yo cel friend on his first night clubbing with us in Osaka ended up fingering a chick in a mcdonalds. with zero conversation due to language barrier, also he was eating a mcdouble at the same time as fingering her. "did you switch hands, Carl?" i asked. "i don't finger and tell mate" he smirks. what a lad. i meanwhile got zero pussy for the entire two years i was there (not white)

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 07:31:12 No.585830

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my 34yo cel friend on his 4th day traveling with us in Osaka ended up fingering a young girl in a highway rest stop toilet. with zero conversation due to language barrier. "did you molest her, Graeme?" i asked. "i don't finger and tell mate" he smirks as he shoves his still wet fingers under my nose. what a lad. i meanwhile got zero pussy for the entire two years i was there (not white)

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 08:21:43 No.585833

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can do the eye contact thing with females don't like when boids expect me to look them in the eyes

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 08:24:16 No.585834

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>>585833
I'm trans btw I don't know if that matters

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 10:16:24 No.585835

die sicko

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 15:31:32 No.585847

>>585833
tranny

Anonymous 02/09/23 (Thu) 15:45:15 No.585848

>>585830
BASED

Anonymous 02/10/23 (Fri) 02:57:32 No.585886

>>585834
poggers

Anonymous 07/31/23 (Mon) 19:05:22 No.595233

it happens

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 12:34:02 No.596420

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Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 13:04:03 No.596421

avert my gaze when anime girls stare directly at me

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 13:26:41 No.596422

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theres not much time left

Anonymous 08/24/23 (Thu) 13:44:21 No.596423

Going to be 40 in a few more years and I never even got past the eye contact phase much less approach phase and the idea of managing the conversation phase is a pipe dream middle aged life is going to be rough

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 14:39:23 No.597099

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Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 15:11:31 No.597171

>>597099
new precure looks sexy might watch

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 20:07:23 No.597231

>>597171
stream

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 09:50:21 No.597248

>>597231
not sure if you'd want that i'd be watching with jp subs

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 16:45:24 No.597255

modern technology combined with social engineering from a a wealthy class of psychopathic degenerates have created a world where conformance to stupidity along the lines of tribalism is the only accepted way of getting ahead while free thinkers are weeded out.

Basically its a farm system for NPCs and the normies are programmed by psychos to weed out smart people (regardless of physical attractiveness) from the system because the normies/npcs function by the rules of a tribalist power system that the psychos have hacked into and manipulated for their own benefit.

Anonymous 09/08/23 (Fri) 02:50:38 No.597277

>>597255
not sure about all that but it does suck being conscious enough to see the social hierarchy and dynamics between small groups like friends and workplace relationships
it's super uncomfortable how some people get a pass for being a bad person and how passive aggressive they become when you refuse to bend to their will like their followers

Anonymous 10/08/23 (Sun) 15:00:26 No.600606

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